Sebastian Maniscalco & The Wet Fart Towel

Sebastian Maniscalco returns and notices a new addition. We chat bathroom philosophies, lava lamp, wizard hand symbols, acne constellations, butt towels, foot fungus saga, DeNiro energy, airport-sleep photos, wink n' wave, and “why isn’t it happening?” moments. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly https://www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BELLY and use code BELLY and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Join the loyalty program for renters at www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/belly https://www.hims.com/belly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  Sebastian Maniscalco gave him a round of applause. Hulu special, he's done many specials. How many specials has it been?

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Uh, how many? I don't know. I think this is seven, I think.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's seven, over seven hours of material. I've been doing comedy for 30 years. I have 32 minutes.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  You know, you've got other interests other than standard comedy. You're playing the piano on a podcast, there's a lot of...

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm also doing a Hulu one.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Oh, you are?

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  In January.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  Oh, nice. So you're doing a special. I just want to comment...

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  On the general setup here.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  You don't like it?

• 2:22Speaker 02

  Well, no, first of all...

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're new.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  Um, so.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  You would intro him?

• 2:35Speaker 02

  A little introduction here?

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you don't really need to meet him.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Well, he's sitting right next to me, taking notes.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. Yeah, his name is Jaime.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  Jaime.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's from, um, Texas. You know what I mean? He is Hispanic. And he's just like, you know, a lava lamp or something that you would see in a room. You know what I mean? You pick it up, you look at it, you know what I mean? Put it down, and then you ignored it.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  See, I'm, I'm, I'm always fascinated in the podcast world. Um, like, there's like, would you call him a sidekick?

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, yeah, side, side.

• 3:10Speaker 02

  And like.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Two sides, two sidekicks.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  And, and how did you get piped into the podcast?

• 3:15Speaker 03

  Uh, through my best friend Ralph Barbosa.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, so another comedian.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. So Ralph Barbosa and him grew up together in Texas as kids. And one day Ralph Barbosa did our podcast. He brought Jaime, Jaime was sitting over there.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  Like a lava lamp?

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a lava lamp. I go, what is that? And Jaime goes, that's a human being.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  And I go, are you sure? You know what I mean? And then, um, we interviewed him a little bit and we liked his vibe. And so we fly him out sometimes to do our pods from Texas.

• 3:48Speaker 02

  Oh, you don't even live here? You're just, you're coming in for this?

• 3:50Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Well, I came from San Francisco.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  Why were you in San Francisco?

• 3:53Speaker 03

  Uh, doing some shows out there.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  So you're a comedian?

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  Oh, okay. All right.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  With who?

• 3:59Speaker 03

  Ralph, Ralph.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  He's doing Cubs.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  He doing Cubs?

• 4:03Speaker 03

  He sold out six shows.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  I sold it out too.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  And how many minutes?

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, pretty quickly, dude.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  You just lost your job.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty quickly, dude. Anyway, congratulations. Doing your 10 minutes before him?

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Feel good? Yeah, you're hosting?

• 4:28Speaker 03

  I'm hosting.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Feel good?

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm proud of you, bud. Don't get shy, okay? So Seb, this is your sixth, seventh one?

• 4:34Speaker 02

  Seven, six.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You already filmed it?

• 4:36Speaker 02

  I'm not really done with what I'm observing.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, alright. We love your observation.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Well, uh, we talked about this briefly, but you have a acne patch on your, this, this, this is, I gotta, I can't get used to this shit with this looking around shit.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Me doing?

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, this, what is this?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm whimsical dude. I was born whimsical dude. I'm an adventurer. I look around, absorb, I'm enlightened. Go ahead.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  You have a smiley face on your cheek.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Smiley face on your

• 5:14Speaker 02

  There we go.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  You have a

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what else? What's your problem? You don't get acne, guy?

• 5:21Speaker 02

  I get acne.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  But I've seen this on multiple occasions.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Since you've been successful, because I've known you for 30 years, right? You do your hand, you do this wizard hand shit that you probably learned from the Illuminati or something? And let me say something right now, it doesn't work with me. Okay, this does not work with me. All this stuff that you do, right, and all these hand symbols, symbols, they don't work with me. I'm unpenetrable.

• 5:46Speaker 02

  That's fine.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:46Speaker 02

  That's fine. This is not, uh, this is Italian.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  It is, it's Italian, okay.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  So I've seen this on multiple occasions where people now feel, uh, back in the day when you had acne, you didn't want to draw attention to any of the acne. Now, people are coming out with the constellations on their head and we're all just supposed to go, oh, you know, this is like acceptable behavior now.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:15Speaker 04

  Well, in high school,

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  I use, if it was somewhere believable, I would turn a pimple into a mole using eyeliner.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow, clever.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  But then it would be a really big mole.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:26Speaker 04

  That, or I would put like a Band-Aid or, because I used to have like chest acne, and I would put a Band-Aid across and just say someone like scratched me.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Or maybe you could just turn into another titty and have, you have three titties. Whatever. Anyway, I'm just improvising. Just improvising.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Just throwing it out there, maybe, I don't know. Or if you have one here, maybe like a third eye, or I don't know.

• 6:47Speaker 04

  Do you think it looks silly on a grown man?

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Well, he's telling me, oh, backstage, like, I don't know why I can't get any girls. Well, you know, 54 years old, you're walking around with a smiley face on your cheek.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what I'm gonna say to you right now, and I take a very, very, very offense to it. To be honest with you, you know.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  What, your sticker on your head?

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because what I'm gonna say right now is that, like, I'm not ashamed of blemishes. You know what I mean? For many years, you know, I used to not even go outside because I had a blemish on my face. You know what I mean? And I'm kinda standing out.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  Oh, what is this?

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  What are you doing, new shit now?

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm expressing myself.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  With the new way people, like, oh, this.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, who I am, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm stepping into myself.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  You got the wrong gay here.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, guy, all right, guy, all right. Bada, bada boom, okay? Whatever your people say. Bada boom, bada bing, whatever your people say, okay? But what I'm saying to you is this, is that, like, I'm not ashamed of it. And also, you know, I learned from the youngs.

• 7:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I've seen young people.

• 7:47Speaker 03

  I don't wear one.

• 7:50Speaker 04

  But you have impeccable skin.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  You got, you know, mate, what are you using? Like a Nevea Q10 on that?

• 7:58Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Do you, Jaime?

• 8:00Speaker 03

  I just drink a lot of water.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you drink a lot of water.

• 8:03Speaker 04

  It's a very hot girl thing to say.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're doing something different with your hair, what's that going on?

• 8:08Speaker 03

  What?

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's very Feliz Navidad, I love it.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  I love hugging hair.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, love that song.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  Do you like that Bobby now gets manis and pettys?

• 8:18Speaker 02

  Oh, you do?

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  I get them.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Wow, you got a satin finish.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got a satin finish. Do you know why I get them?

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Wow, that's not, let me see, let me see.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Do you know why I get them?

• 8:27Speaker 02

  Is that, did, what?

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  You.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  I inspired that?

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  You inspired this.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Because you were the first guy, man, that ever got this done. And I looked at yours, I go, he's on to something. And now I get them, I have my feet done too.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Every three weeks I get them done.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  Is that a, uh, do you have a color? Is that like a moth?

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's a soft, you know what I mean?

• 8:49Speaker 02

  Glossy.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  It's, you know, it's a, it's a soft, it's supposed to be al naturel, but it's a little pinkish. But I like it that way. And it's, um, I get gels. They're shiny.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  And it looks like I'm an android.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Bro, that's nice.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I really like them.

• 9:04Speaker 02

  Good for you.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  And you inspired me to do that.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Well, good.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you still get your feet, uh, and.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  Everything's done, not as, not as good as yours, but it's.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, you don't get, you don't get it shiny.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  I, I get a buff.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  You buff it up.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, mine, mine don't, don't shine that much.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, make fun of them.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  No, I know.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you want to.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  No, I, I'm not making fun of them.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Um, I'm, I'm, I'm actually complimenting you on your, uh, on your.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Cause you always thought I was a little dirty, right?

• 9:31Speaker 02

  Um, not dirty, just a little kinda disheveled. Uncapped.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Dirty.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  Filthy.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  I, I know. But you know, um, but I'm trying to step up and I'm trying to like lean into certain.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  You really?

• 9:47Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Another thing that you taught me, you told me once that you, you wet a little towel. Right? Stick it by the side of your bed.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  And when you fart, you stick between your butt cheeks and you fart through the, what towel?

• 9:58Speaker 02

  No, I told you that. What, what I did tell you.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Filthy or farts with a wet towel? I made it a bit when I was dating Lana.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  At first.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  I had, one night I had really bad flatulence and I went to run to her bathroom to fart into her towels.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  The sound, so.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, you still influenced me because guess what I have by the side of my bed? A damp, wet towel, a cloth.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  And you fart into the towel?

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  I fart right into it and it works.

• 10:31Speaker 02

  What does it work? But, but.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  But I spray cologne. I thought you'd spray cologne, but maybe not, maybe I.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  No, no, what I did with the towel, here. What are you doing? It all, listen, you're getting it all mixed up.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  What I did with the towels is I soaked, I took a dish rag, I would cut it up into squares and I would soak those squares in cologne. And then I would take those squares and put it in the vents of my car. So when I put the air on.

• 11:01Speaker 04

  Wow, you combined the two.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  I combined the two theories. Yeah, but still, my butthole is like a vent in the car. People have said that before.

• 11:09Speaker 04

  No, but then now you just have like a wet, because the dampness catches the scent. So now you just have like a disgusting fart tea towel.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 11:18Speaker 04

  By your bedside.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  That's not true at all. I've never had a girl go, you know what I mean? Oh, did you fart through a fucking cologne towel? No. They always go, oh, is that, you know what I mean?

• 11:28Speaker 02

  You know what I'm more upset about?

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Tom Ford. Vanilla tobacco or whatever.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  Is that what you use?

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  I do a variety of ones. Right now, I do, you know, you should see my cologne collection. Hundreds.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And right now I have one that smells like Vietnamese coffee. That's what it's called, Vietnamese coffee.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  Is it on now? You have it on now?

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  And then, yeah, you want to smell?

• 11:53Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, it does. It smells like coffee.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And that's the brand, Vietnamese coffee. And I have that on. And so I experiment with different smells. I get Vietnamese coffee, I have a matcha soft serve.

• 12:07Speaker 00

  It's all foods?

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There's a whole, that line, look at that line, right? It's all foods. There's a.

• 12:14Speaker 00

  White rice?

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  A cream bread, a bread cream one.

• 12:18Speaker 00

  Oh, wow.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Matcha soft serve, I have that one as well.

• 12:21Speaker 04

  What's the rice one? What brand? Not this?

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  White rice. No, they do have a white rice one, dude, but there's another one called White Rice. Yeah, like brown rice, white rice. I like all the white rice smells, you know what I mean?

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Wow, I've never even heard of the, heard of the brand.

• 12:33Speaker 05

  After Ozempic, are you trying to inhale your food? What's the, does it have anything to do with that?

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what, George? You're the producer and you shouldn't talk.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  You know, it really bothers me sometimes, you know.

• 12:45Speaker 05

  We get closer to each other.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what you're saying. And I don't like it, you know? I love you as a human being, and thank you so much for being a part of this, right? But sometimes, when you talk, dude, it puts a chill down my spine. You know what I mean? And I love you. You know what I mean? I love your family.

• 12:59Speaker 04

  It was his birthday.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  It was his birthday.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Today?

• 13:01Speaker 03

  His birthday, yeah.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yesterday?

• 13:02Speaker 05

  Saturday, yeah.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, happy birthday, dude.

• 13:04Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  Wait a minute. So, he has a birthday.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what?

• 13:09Speaker 02

  How long you been working for him?

• 13:10Speaker 05

  Oh, ten years.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  Ten years?

• 13:12Speaker 05

  I've been working with him actually longer. Fifteen.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  Nothing comes up on your calendar? What's your name?

• 13:18Speaker 05

  George.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  George's birthday? No one tells you in the room? We gotta make cake, nothing?

• 13:23Speaker 05

  No, he stopped following me on Instagram, I think, a couple of years ago, since he got too full. And he had to follow other people.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  So you don't like him?

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have a rule on Instagram.

• 13:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think it's Instagram's rule. You can only follow a thousand people.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  No, if I, I can't go above nine hundred and ninety-nine following. I don't know what it is. And Andrew has the same thing. We just cannot go to a thousand. It's too many numbers.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  Well, the, the, the app cuts you off, or?

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I can, I could follow millions of people, but I, nine hundred and ninety-nine is my cutoff. I don't know why. I think it's an OCD thing or something. So, you know, when, like, there's an influx of women that I like to follow, you know what I mean? Only Fan Model. And then eventually, it's like, I have to now go back into my fucking people I follow and delete. And you just happen to be a victim of that, and I apologize.

• 14:15Speaker 04

  Of the OnlyFans model list?

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  I apologize. But Sebastian, I will never unfollow, because he's a comrade.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, we, we, we definitely.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have history.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have a deep history, so it's like, um, he's also, um, super famous.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  You know? It's a combination between history, old relationship, but he also, like, you know, is killing it as well, so it's like...

• 14:44Speaker 03

  And wet farts.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  No, see, that's...

• 14:48Speaker 02

  I'm upset that that, if you've been telling that story to other people, I feel like we have to go back and tell those people the real story, because the, the, the farting into a wet towel bedside?

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  It's not me.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, I'm gonna say this too, right? I never said wet.

• 15:07Speaker 03

  You did say wet.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  It's in his notes.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Wet towel.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  All right, I've told those stor- have I told that story before?

• 15:16Speaker 04

  I think minimum six times.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, minimum six times.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  That's a lot.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I never said I- no, but it's a good thing.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  No, it's not.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  It's

• 15:24Speaker 02

  Not the story.

• 15:25Speaker 04

  It's inaccurate.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  It's inaccurate.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I lie. I'm a liar.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I don't think you're- I think you're confused.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm a confuser. I'm totally confused. I apologize.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  That's okay.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Are you mad?

• 15:38Speaker 02

  I'm not mad, I'm just upset that the story's out there in not the right way.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  But has anyone brought it up to you?

• 15:46Speaker 02

  No, but I feel like within the next two to three months, someone's gonna come up to me. Bobby Lee told me a story. You fart into a towel with obsession on it.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Probably Drakkar, but anyway, um, no, well, okay, well, um, maybe I did, you know, misinterpret what you said, but here's the good news.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  And you unintentionally invented something great, which is, you know what I mean? It does work if you dampen up a little towel, washcloth, you put cologne on it, and if you have a lady at your house, you can fart into it, and voila, it solves a problem.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, but

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you do with Lana? Do you just fart in the bed now?

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, at this point, you know, it's, it sounds

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Does she rip them?

• 16:35Speaker 02

  She's farted in the bed.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Do they smell?

• 16:38Speaker 02

  Hmm, depends on, you know, if we had dairy.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  It's probably something you don't talk about often, farting.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  No.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  No, it's like, um, those, you know, it's like these podcasts, like, oh, it's like free-form conversation, you know? And it's all about like, uh, telling things that you, I, um, this is what you're getting. You're not, you're not getting any deep

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, we are getting, because we already got a little bit.

• 17:10Speaker 02

  What'd you get? That I fart in bed?

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  No, but you, no, but the, um, the little things in the, um,

• 17:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I told you that. That's actually out there.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't, you don't, you don't ever talk about personal things?

• 17:25Speaker 02

  No, not really.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  We talked, we talked general.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  General. Okay, well, let's move on from farting then.

• 17:32Speaker 04

  You know what I got last week?

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:34Speaker 04

  That I'm wondering if either of you have gotten is, have you ever gotten those pernuvo scans? Like the head to toe MRI, whole body cancer screenings?

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  We have a friend, I don't know if you know, but got one of those scans, something that you know dearly, and they found a problem.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  I'm nervous for mine. I haven't gotten my results.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  And he got a surgery and got that problem removed, but I'm thinking about getting that done too. Have you heard of it?

• 17:58Speaker 02

  I've heard of it. I can't do it for two reasons. Number one, there's a lot of false positives on that thing.

• 18:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:04Speaker 02

  I don't know if I could, I don't know if I could like live with that. And two.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  What's a false positive? I don't know what that is.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, like it.

• 18:10Speaker 04

  Incidental findings.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. It'll come up like, ah, you got a hint of this, that, but it could be, it couldn't be. I don't wanna, I don't wanna go through that. I don't want to go to bed going, do I got this? Or do I got that? They're gonna be more testing. And I can't get in there. I can't, I can't do an MRI.

• 18:28Speaker 04

  Oh, you're claustrophobic?

• 18:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. I can't.

• 18:31Speaker 04

  No, but you know, I, I had, so what they do is they, they give you these like glasses that have a mirror. So now you can watch like Netflix, but still it gives you the illusion that you, what's above you is like an open space, but it's not. It's like a fake hole. And you look up and, but then it doesn't, you know what I mean? Like it doesn't actually have a hole in it. It just makes you think that there's a hole on top.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  But you're still in a tight space.

• 18:54Speaker 04

  You're still in a tight space and then they put the.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  He's smarter than that.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  He's not gonna get confused.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  To that point, they did something not so sophisticated where there's a hole, but they did something where it was a mirror and you were looking out. So when you looked at, you looked.

• 19:10Speaker 04

  Behind, yeah.

• 19:11Speaker 02

  And I say, get me out of here. I still know I'm in here.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:15Speaker 02

  So I, I.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  What would, what would happen if you got like, you're in an. Elevator and it completely just stopped working. How long do you think before you panic?

• 19:24Speaker 02

  It would depend on the amount of people.

• 19:26Speaker 04

  No service on your phone.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  And there's 12 people in there.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  12 people, that would.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you who's in there.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. You know, Jaime?

• 19:51Speaker 03

  What?

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  If your shoulder hurts, what you do?

• 19:54Speaker 03

  Well, I do.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:55Speaker 03

  I just sleep it off.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  No, you call Zocdoc.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You should be calling Zocdoc. You should be, yeah. You don't sleep it off. That's the bad thing to do.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Because I'll tell you why. With Zocdoc, you can book in-network appointments with over 100,000 doctors across every specialty. Wow. Shoulders included.

• 20:10Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  And from mental health, look at me right now, to dental health.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  You know what those mean?

• 20:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and primary care to urgent care and much, much more.

• 20:17Speaker 03

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• 20:28Speaker 06

  Once you find the right doctor, you can see their actual appointment openings. Choose a time slot that works for you and click to instantly book a visit.

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  And appointments made through Zocdoc, if you guys don't know, I don't know. Okay. Right? Uh, also happen very, very fast. How fast? Typically within 24 to 72 hours, Gilbert, of booking. Oh, my God. More often than not, you can even get same-day appointments, Gilbert. I use Zocdoc and you should too.

• 20:50Speaker 00

  Stop putting off those doctor appointments. Go to zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. That's Z O C D O C dot com slash belly. Zocdoc dot com slash belly.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

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• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  Right now.

• 21:43Speaker 00

  Right now, George. George, what do you got? What do you got, George?

• 21:47Speaker 05

  All right. Do you think Josh Allen will get more touchdowns than, uh, passing touchdowns than 2.5?

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:53Speaker 05

  All right.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Josh is my main man.

• 21:55Speaker 05

  And how about Patrick Mahomes?

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  No way.

• 21:57Speaker 05

  More than 1.5. I'm going more.

• 21:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm going less.

• 22:00Speaker 05

  And let's go, uh, let's do one more. Daniel Jones, more or less than 1.5 pass touchdowns?

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  He's a tricky one, but I would say.

• 22:06Speaker 00

  Why do you say that specifically?

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  Because his hook shots are amazing.

• 22:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, that quarterback hook shot.

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think more.

• 22:13Speaker 05

  More? Okay, gonna finalize this lineup and we are good to go.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:17Speaker 00

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• 22:40Speaker 04

  No service on your phone.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  And there's 12 people in there.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  12 people, that was.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you who's in there. Uh, two Puerto Ricans, a dwarf.

• 22:48Speaker 04

  You're making real people, you know.

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Brad Williams. Okay, um, uh, Johnny Sanchez, me, um, we gotta get some big guys in there. Um, what? You want to be in it? Uh, yeah, you're not in it. There's no way in that situation you would be in it. But I love you.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  I feel like if it was people I know, I would be a lot more comfortable than if it was 11 strangers, 12 strangers.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  How about 12 just gigantic Persians?

• 23:20Speaker 00

  I don't believe it is.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or just two, two, 12 Samoans.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  I would have a hard time.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How long before you really start sweating, having a panic attack?

• 23:31Speaker 02

  I'm sweating as soon as I get in the elevator.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Even just in random elevator?

• 23:36Speaker 02

  Well, if it was, if it was tight like that, I would start to get, I would let the elevator go up.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, before, yeah.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  The next one.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  What if the same 12 Samoans are on it?

• 23:46Speaker 02

  Then I walk up the stairs.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't wanna be dealing with.

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  Are you good with like, do, when you're eating dinner? Cause the other day I was eating dinner. Last night, actually. And I was at Parks. Nice guy, I mean, he comes up to me, he goes, hey, I'm just a big fan. I go, okay, cool, thanks. Like, great. He goes, okay. And he slowly walks away, like with a smile. I'm like, okay, right? And then the food comes and he comes back. He goes, hey, can I get a photo? And I'm, I, I wanted to say, you should have done it before, when you did that weird walk back. All right? So then I gotta get out and I, I did it. Do you do that? Would you take photos with people if you're eating dinner?

• 24:29Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  I do do, yeah. It's hard to say no.

• 24:33Speaker 02

  Have you ever said no?

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  No. Have you?

• 24:37Speaker 02

  No.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Have you wanted to say no?

• 24:42Speaker 02

  Twice.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Twice? Yeah, yeah.

• 24:44Speaker 02

  But. I mean, come on, it's a photo. I mean, it, it might be a not, it might be a time where you're trying to spend with your family. I feel like I, I feel like I'm not really talking to you right now.

• 24:56Speaker 03

  Talking?

• 24:57Speaker 02

  I know, but I feel like I gotta.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Hold on, listen, man.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  I feel like I.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  No, I feel.

• 25:03Speaker 03

  I was gonna ask something, but do people ever, oh, go ahead.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  See, cause he was gonna ask something, but he was looking at the back of my head.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand. I feel like this right here, it, it will never happen again. These types of people together has never happened. I think you're polar opposites of each other.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  That's okay, we, well, he, he wants to ask a question.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead, time, man.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Uh, do people ever like, uh, send pictures of you guys like sleeping at the airports?

• 25:30Speaker 03

  Like fans?

• 25:31Speaker 04

  Take a picture of him.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  They take a picture of you sleeping?

• 25:34Speaker 00

  Classic question.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  No. Cause I've never slept in.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, we don't, we don't.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're, what are you, what are you doing, uh, in a sleeping bag?

• 25:42Speaker 03

  No, it's cause, um, we're at the airport yesterday and we're waiting for our luggage and we fell asleep.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  You and Hi, uh, and you and Ralph?

• 25:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Together?

• 25:53Speaker 03

  At the airport.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  But you guys lean on each other?

• 25:55Speaker 03

  No, he was on one side and our backpacks and then.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  And then, um, I woke up.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  What are you frustrated about?

• 26:02Speaker 03

  Cause you said we slept together, but.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  You've never slept on the same bed together?

• 26:06Speaker 03

  Yes, but not that way. And, uh.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  No, but just you've slept in the same bed together. Me and Sebastian, Sebastian would never sleep on the same bed together. No, no.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Even if we were forced to sleep in the same hotel, I would take the closet.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  No, we would work something out, we would.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I would, I would give you the bed, because I don't want to hear you complain.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  I would.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  You complain.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  I would take the couch.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you would let me have the bed?

• 26:33Speaker 02

  If you wanted the bed, you could take the bed.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  We'll, we'll, we'll do a like, you know, whatever, a game, anyway, sticks or whatever it might be, but go ahead, yeah, go ahead.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  And I was sleeping and then I was waking up and then I saw this dude keep walking by and he was trying to sneak a photo of Ralph sleeping and Ralph's like, you know, sleeping.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's many reasons why I don't sleep at airport, but that would be one of them. I don't want people to take a photo of me sleeping.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Well, my question is, you just got off of, how tired are you that you just got off a flight?

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Good question.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  And then you're gonna take a nap at the baggage claim?

• 27:08Speaker 03

  It's because we had shows here in Cali and then we had to go to San Francisco and then Washington and then back to San Francisco.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a regular tour that we all go on.

• 27:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, so then he's tired. That's what he was asking.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  It's a regular tour that we all go on, so yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 04

  You feel safe, I'm, I'm napping in public? Like, you're not worried that someone might just like?

• 27:28Speaker 03

  Take our bags?

• 27:29Speaker 04

  No, like, stab you?

• 27:32Speaker 03

  Nah, I don't know. At the airports?

• 27:36Speaker 04

  Like, you just, you can take a nap like in public, in broad daylight, with people like bustling around?

• 27:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think I can. Oh, I have.

• 27:44Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Be honest with me, when you got, when you opened for Ralph, still to this, this day, do you guys share the same hotel room?

• 27:51Speaker 03

  No, he has his girlfriend with him, so.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, okay.

• 27:56Speaker 03

  So I get my own room.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Any more questions you want to ask Sebastian or you want to look at him and say anything? Do you have any notes or?

• 28:01Speaker 03

  No, nothing. I mean, just one about showers, but.

• 28:04Speaker 04

  What about the shower?

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, ask him. Sebastian's a master of showers, are you not?

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm pretty, I'm pretty versed in the shower.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  And I'll, I'll tell you my new routine, if, if I may, but go ahead.

• 28:14Speaker 03

  Uh, just, do you guys shower? Do you guys like, keep your eyes closed the whole time or do you?

• 28:19Speaker 03

  You know, because some people have like claustrophobia, but like people are like.

• 28:23Speaker 00

  I don't think he has a claustrophobia.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what does claustrophobia mean?

• 28:28Speaker 03

  Can't be in a tight space.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Can you ride roller coasters?

• 28:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  So what's your shower routine? Do you have one?

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Do you keep your eyes closed?

• 28:38Speaker 00

  Do you keep your eyes closed?

• 28:40Speaker 03

  People have the fear of like, something's gonna pop out, so they keep them closed.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  What are we in the movie Shape of Water?

• 28:48Speaker 03

  Like The Grudge. You ever seen the movie The Grudge?

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we don't believe on that.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  Oh, so when you're saying when the shower hits your head and you're like lathering, are your eyes open or closed? If the water is running, are you doing the?

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  I know what you're trying to do. It makes sense of what he's trying to say, but there's no way to do it. He's a crazy person.

• 29:06Speaker 00

  He's helping a boy out.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, what's your routine, Sebastian?

• 29:10Speaker 03

  Are your eyes open, yes or no?

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Will you stop it with the eyes open?

• 29:17Speaker 00

  He wants to know.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  What's because of shampoo, of course your eyes are closed.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, wait, if there's shampoo dripping to my eyes, I will close it and then wipe it with water.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  But I'm talking about as soon as you get in the shower.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I do not, because water doesn't burn my eyes. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  No, no, I think if you're underneath the shower and the shower's hitting your head, my eyes are closed because water is dripping down my face. However, there's moments where I'm out of the water and my eyes are open. Are your eyes open the entire time?

• 29:52Speaker 03

  My eyes are closed the whole time.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  So you're what, searching around for the soap?

• 29:56Speaker 03

  Well, I have it placed where like I can reach, you know, like, okay, conditioner and then body wash.

• 30:04Speaker 04

  What are you so afraid to see?

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  I see like a blind master of some sorts. Okay.

• 30:11Speaker 02

  So do you wash with a wash rag? What are you washing your body with?

• 30:15Speaker 03

  Washcloth.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Washcloth.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  A washcloth. I don't do a cloth. Do you?

• 30:19Speaker 02

  I use a glove.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  You use a glove? I use.

• 30:22Speaker 04

  The Korean.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  The Korean.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  What's the?

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Rag.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  Oh, this is new.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not new.

• 30:29Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know.

• 30:29Speaker 03

  You just don't know about it.

• 30:30Speaker 02

  I don't know nothing.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  Know anything about it, no?

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  But it's a really rough.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Rag.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  They come in pink, blue, yellow.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they come in pink, blue, yellow. Variety of colors, actually. And.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  So you say rag.

• 30:44Speaker 04

  About this long and it's thin.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:46Speaker 04

  And it's like fibrous, it almost feels like nylon, honestly, but it's not.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's long. And see the blue one, is the, see that?

• 30:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  I have to do that because I have little arms. Like, listen, I swear, I'm not even joking. I can't scratch my back.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  Oh, you can't, that's right.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  Look.

• 31:05Speaker 02

  No.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  I can't scratch my back. So I need that. So this is what I do, I'll just tell you mine.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, tell.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  If I may.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  Good.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Like colognes, I have, how many? Hundreds of colognes, right? But I don't know if you know this fact. But I also have hundreds of body wash.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Liquid body wash.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Liquid.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  High end.

• 31:26Speaker 04

  Not always. I see that Cremo. That's Target.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, some Cremo.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  A lot of Cremo.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  No. We, go look in my fucking bathtub, not a lady.

• 31:36Speaker 04

  Sorry, sorry.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  How many, how many do you have out at once?

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  I have it right now in my bathtub, okay? You could fact check if you want to go up there, right? Probably about eight?

• 31:47Speaker 04

  Do you rotate each scent?

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  No, here's the magic.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  I spread that blue thing out, right, open it up completely. And like, you know what I mean? Like it's kind of like a colzone, if I use your terms, you know what I mean? If I may.

• 32:04Speaker 00

  Only speaking his terms.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so colzone, you know what I mean? So I put the fucking, you know, ricotta cheese, right? Then I put the meat sauce.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  And I put some fucking marinara, you know? So basically, I take probably three of them to make, create my own smell. Then I fold up the fucking colzone, you know, right? And then, you know, I, I get all sides.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  Bubbles.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Right? I go deep between the crevices of life.

• 32:34Speaker 04

  Your, your hipbits.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  My hipbits, my taintage, you know what I mean? Every area. Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub. Every night, dude, okay? I use two different shampoos on my head. Two different face wash.

• 32:47Speaker 04

  Wait, that's a, that's a hot girl trend, though, double shampoo. So you're on to something.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  I've been doing it for years, it's a Bobby Lee trend.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  All right.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  Memorize that.

• 32:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Uh, double shampoo at the same time, or shampoo, rinse, another shampoo?

• 32:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, shampoo, rinse, shampoo.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I do double.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  I do double.

• 33:02Speaker 04

  What does that even mean? So there's that's not double if you're just.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  It's not about cleanliness. It's about varieties of smells.

• 33:08Speaker 04

  Oh, so you layer two different scented shampoos?

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Bingo. Okay, and then two different face wash. The ghetto one now?

• 33:17Speaker 04

  The Neutrogena?

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the one you said was ghetto.

• 33:19Speaker 04

  It's terrible for your skin.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  But guess what? I went to a high end place and I go, what's your best face wash? And they gave it to me. I have two bottles of it. Thank you. What's yours?

• 33:30Speaker 02

  Um, just a, just a little tidbit on the, on the, and you would know this more, I think, than he would.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Rude. Rude.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  The face wash is, has to kind of match your skin type.

• 33:48Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 33:48Speaker 02

  Whether it be oily, dry, what have you. So the best ske- uh, soap is not necessarily the best for your maybe type of skin. So I would.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go. You wanna play games?

• 34:01Speaker 04

  I would agree.

• 34:02Speaker 02

  I'm just, I'm just.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck do you mean?

• 34:05Speaker 02

  So if you have oily skin.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Do I have oily skin?

• 34:08Speaker 04

  You have combo.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  I have a combo.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  So there, there could be a combo soap out there. And I've learned this on, uh, talk about spending a lot of time on the road. Uh, I learned this watching the master class on skincare. Have you seen it?

• 34:25Speaker 04

  Who did it?

• 34:27Speaker 02

  Three different people that I, I don't know their names off the top of my head, but uh, three different, three or four different people in the skincare.

• 34:35Speaker 04

  Like estheticians?

• 34:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, one could, one might be a dermatologist, one might be, I don't know their, their titles.

• 34:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  I just watched it for the information. So the best might not always be the best for your skin type.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  That's all. So what is the best?

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna ask you a question, Dan. I don't know any estheticians. I don't know any fucking dermatologists, so I, I.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  Is this like Italian thing you're going into? What is, what, what's, what's the voice? What do we hear in here?

• 35:04Speaker 00

  It's a little weird.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being defensive, Italian.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, defensive Italian.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  I fucking know, you know?

• 35:10Speaker 04

  But you always get those deep cystic pimples in a triangle of death.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Geez, great. Really? Many two face, what's going on? Many two face over here, dog.

• 35:22Speaker 04

  Right here, triangle of death.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get that.

• 35:24Speaker 04

  Right, and that's dangerous.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, I could die. Let's move on from face.

• 35:29Speaker 04

  Wait, we didn't get through your shower routine.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna, I'm very curious about it. Is it too personal?

• 35:34Speaker 02

  No, not personal. I'll share it. I take two showers, one in the morning, one at night.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude, he's next level, dude. You get completely naked?

• 35:45Speaker 02

  You wanna take a shower?

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good. Standard. Pretty good.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  Pretty standard.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  But pretty good, pretty good.

• 35:52Speaker 04

  Do you take the showers in the morning because you still get the meat sweats at night?

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Wow, you remember the meat sweats.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember everything.

• 36:00Speaker 02

  I do take a shower in the morning, not due to the fact that I was sweating at night. I just feel it's a reset for me.

• 36:07Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  For the, for the day. So, I, I get in the shower, I put on the gloves, and I do, you know, full body scrub down from.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Now, do you put the, do you use soap? Or is it a body wash?

• 36:25Speaker 02

  I'm using now a barred soap.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  So you take the mask?

• 36:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Do you take the bar, you have the glove? You go.

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Take the two gloves.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, a double penetration there. I like that.

• 36:38Speaker 02

  Get it suds up.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:40Speaker 02

  Do the body.

• 36:41Speaker 04

  You wash your legs?

• 36:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:43Speaker 04

  Oh, thank God.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  I do, why?

• 36:46Speaker 04

  A lot of people apparently don't wash their legs. They just wait for the.

• 36:50Speaker 02

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 36:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, I scrub the legs. So much so where I have a brush in there that I, this is, this might be a little too much for you guys to handle. I don't know if anybody in the room is doing this.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but this is what I learned from you.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  I do a full blown foot scrub on the bottom of my feet.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  Uh, heel, and then I do a scrub on top of the foot.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Never done, I've never even heard that. Wow.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  A lot of people, a lot of people neglect the feet. And I see it more often than not, looking down, especially at airports, looking down at people's feet.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  And the feet have a, almost like, as soon as the heel starts to, to, to come underneath, there's like a darkness there of dirt. What, what, what are you doing? What is that?

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to imagine.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  He's had lifelong.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, what I'm, no, what I'm saying, no, what I'm saying to you, no, don't say that. That's rude and this is.

• 37:52Speaker 04

  I know it's better now, but.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  It's much better now. Okay. But I'm doing this is because there, there's other things that pop up in my mind that were similar.

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Okay. So do you scrub?

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not it.

• 38:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  What I'm gonna say, just, can I just say my similar before I forget?

• 38:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Right. I've never seen you wear sandals.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  Never.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  You've never exposed your feet?

• 38:12Speaker 02

  Never.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen me expose my feet?

• 38:15Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 38:17Speaker 02

  Yes, I believe I saw your feet when I went to your home.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  No, outside in public, on my, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the wild.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  No, I never see your feet in the wild.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  In fact, here's another thing I've never seen you wear. Shorts in the wild.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  I've worn, I've worn shorts.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  But I've never seen it.

• 38:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, because we're, we're doing, I see you at night.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  But you don't perform with shorts on?

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Never.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't, have you ever seen me perform with shorts?

• 38:44Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  You can't, don't even pause. Don't even, no, don't even pause. Go ahead.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  There was a time, I actually made fun of it on stage because you brought me up and you were in sandals. And I made fun of your dress. Uh, after you got offstage. The fact that you were in almost a beach type. Do you remember this?

• 39:08Speaker 04

  Absolutely. I don't know why he's saying he doesn't wear sandals.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, you know, I oppose.

• 39:13Speaker 04

  That's filthy.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  No, shut up. I, I love you.

• 39:16Speaker 04

  No, it's okay.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  That was rude.

• 39:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Don't shut up, don't shut up, right? I oppose, I oppose this. I oppose this condemnation. I oppose being, I, I had a bohemian look.

• 39:27Speaker 04

  No, they were baggy sweat shorts.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's bohemian. It's a different thing.

• 39:32Speaker 02

  Oh, that's not, that's not.

• 39:33Speaker 04

  And you wear slides all the time.

• 39:35Speaker 02

  Slides, you had slides on. And I said, this, this guy had all day to figure out what he was gonna wear and he come up.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Go back to the shower.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Go back to the shower, right?

• 39:47Speaker 02

  God, it's something else.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Look at me.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  So, so, uh, why, do you, do you have bad feet?

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Personal, personal, personal. Well, well, well, I had foot fungi.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  Okay, I, I had, uh, under the nail?

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Everywhere.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  So you had like an athlete's foot?

• 40:08Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  And it spread to her genitals.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 40:13Speaker 00

  I know you're gonna reveal that.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Did it not?

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now, lady.

• 40:20Speaker 04

  I thought something, when I try to bring it up.

• 40:23Speaker 02

  That's your foot?

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  That's not my foot, dude. That's not my foot.

• 40:25Speaker 00

  That's 100% your foot.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  That's not my foot, dude.

• 40:27Speaker 00

  It's listed as your foot.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's not my foot, dude.

• 40:30Speaker 04

  That looks like a sprained ankle.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you wanna see my foot, dude? Do you wanna see my foot?

• 40:34Speaker 04

  No, that's not his. The hair pattern is already not his.

• 40:37Speaker 02

  Actually, they're beautiful.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, exactly, dude.

• 40:39Speaker 04

  They're really pretty.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have beautiful feet.

• 40:41Speaker 04

  His problems have been solved.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  So did you use a medicated, like a subscri- uh, prescription?

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  I went to my doctor, Kaya Okawashiri. Old Japanese man.

• 40:52Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  One of the best doctors in the biz. And I go, help me solve this problem. He gave me superpowered gel. I mean, that's prescribed.

• 41:01Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Not over the counter. And it defeated my situation.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  It looks great.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 41:07Speaker 02

  No problem.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  And what I'm gonna say to you, dude, it did not spread to your genitals.

• 41:11Speaker 04

  And it theorized a couple things.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it got itchy down there.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  But, oh, you know.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's move on. I'm sorry, my bad. I know you've been trying, I know you've been a baby now.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  And you don't want that out there. Yeah, yeah. We've already talked about it before. I don't know why you're so shy about it now.

• 41:25Speaker 04

  I'm not shy about it now. It's just Sebastian.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  In front of Sebastian.

• 41:29Speaker 04

  If it was like some dirty comic that I have no respect for, but I have respect for him, so I don't want to talk about him.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I apologize, but you know what?

• 41:39Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna change who I am in front. I've never changed who I am in front of him. I've told him the wildest shit over the years. Have I not?

• 41:49Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you just kinda get uncomfortable and laugh.

• 41:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he's always accepted me for what I am.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm a troll. I'm a little yellow, dirty troll. Okay, so that's who I am. I don't care. Because you know what? I'm just being me.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, you've always been yourself.

• 42:06Speaker 04

  But it did pass to my...

• 42:09Speaker 02

  But, but my, my question to that, I, I, I don't wanna...

• 42:14Speaker 02

  How, how, how bad is it where it's spreading to people's genitals?

• 42:19Speaker 04

  Well, this is...

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Built.

• 42:25Speaker 04

  Built.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

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• 42:50Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Just link your credit cards, spend at your favorite local spots, earn Built points on top of your regular card rewards, and get one step closer to that trip you wanted to take personally. I would redeem them. I'll, I'll tell you what I would redeem my Built points on is probably, um, gift cards at 120 brands. That's fun. What else? Well, what are you, what would you spend it on?

• 43:10Speaker 03

  I'll redeem my points on amazon.com.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a variety of things you can get. What else? How about you?

• 43:16Speaker 04

  I will do it on Lyft rides.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  That's very good. Yeah.

• 43:20Speaker 04

  Built points have been ranked the most valuable point currency by The Points Guy, and they just announced Built Cash, a way to unlock even more value from Built's partners.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  It's simple. Paying rent is better with Built. Earn rewards and finally get something back for being a renter.

• 43:35Speaker 00

  Join the loyalty program for renters at joinbilt.com/belly. That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T.com/belly. Make sure you use our URL so they know we sent you. joinbilt.com. belly

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Hims offers a convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments with ingredients that work, including chews, oral medication, serums, and sprays.

• 44:05Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

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• 44:14Speaker 03

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• 44:28Speaker 04

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• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Think of Hims as guys, as your digital front door that gets you back to your old self.

• 44:37Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

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• 44:44Speaker 00

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• 44:57Speaker 05

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• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, I'm sorry for that. So you're back in the shower.

• 45:22Speaker 00

  Eyes open.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  So you've done your feet, you do the top of the feet.

• 45:26Speaker 02

  I get out.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:28Speaker 02

  Now I do, recently, I've been getting really into lotion.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  Never been in that game.

• 45:36Speaker 02

  No?

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  I just noticed as the older I get, you know, skin starts to dry out a little bit more. I'm doing a lot, a lot more lotion. And then I have kind of a daytime cologne. And I'm doing something new that I learned about a year ago from, from a good friend that,

• 45:56Speaker 02

  similar to what you do with the shampoo, this is double cologne, one here and a different one on the back. So you get one cologne coming and then another cologne.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Leaving.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  And uh.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Wait, are they two different smells?

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Two different smells, yeah. So you're going to hug me, right? Say, "Oh, hey, how you doing?"

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  "How you doing?" You know what I mean?

• 46:19Speaker 02

  And uh.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  "How's mama mia doing?"

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  "Rigatoni." "How's little rigatoni doing?"

• 46:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I want to just, you know, and then I hug you.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  You hug me.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  And.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  Do we kiss on the cheek, like?

• 46:34Speaker 02

  No, it's just a, just a.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Not European?

• 46:36Speaker 02

  No.

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  And you'd come in and you'd get one, one like, you'd, "Oh, what is that he's got on?" And then, "Oh, what is that?" It's like, it's.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  And then, it's, it's.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm, can I steal that?

• 46:50Speaker 02

  You could steal that. I'll tell you something I stole from you.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  From my podcast.

• 46:58Speaker 02

  When the time is up, we got a little duck.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  No way, you.

• 47:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  Took that right from you.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  After I left that day.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 47:10Speaker 02

  So my producer, "Go get a fucking duck."

• 47:14Speaker 02

  So we know when this shit's over.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:16Speaker 02

  Is that, is that the new thing? What do you put out?

• 47:19Speaker 04

  It's the ghost.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  But it's not out yet, right?

• 47:21Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  You put it on there, right? Yeah, yeah.

• 47:23Speaker 02

  Was it always the ghost? I thought you had something.

• 47:26Speaker 04

  It might have been something different a couple of years ago, yeah.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time you were here? Years?

• 47:31Speaker 02

  Hmm, no, I'm two, maybe two years.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Two, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we, we like the ghost, but yeah, we, we still use the ghost. Yeah, that's interesting, use a duck.

• 47:38Speaker 00

  You remember that.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  You remember that.

• 47:39Speaker 02

  That's what I took.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  So what's the time limit? When, when, cause I know when I, I know when the ghost comes out.

• 47:44Speaker 02

  Uh, we're, we're, we're ghosting at an hour.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what we do.

• 47:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, I stole that from you.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  And then we'll go a little over. You ever go a little over?

• 47:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, we go over.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  You don't have guests yet on yours?

• 47:56Speaker 02

  We, we had you on.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but who else? Anybody else?

• 47:59Speaker 02

  We had a variety of different people. Andy Garcia, uh, you. We had, uh, Dane Cook. We had, uh, Whitney Cummings.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the standards.

• 48:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, we had a good one.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can get people.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  You can get people. Do you wink?

• 48:19Speaker 02

  I can't wink.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  Try.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  So seductive. Wow, you can't do one eye.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's two eyes. You're blinking.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know.

• 48:31Speaker 04

  Let me see you, Jaime.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  Oh, you can't either.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  You can't wink either. Can you wink?

• 48:37Speaker 04

  I have Bell's palsy.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 48:39Speaker 04

  Sensitive subject.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I.

• 48:41Speaker 04

  But yeah, I can wink.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:42Speaker 02

  Could you?

• 48:43Speaker 04

  You can't either.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a strain.

• 48:48Speaker 04

  You got it. Can you do it without moving your mouth? Oh, no, you can't.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I can.

• 48:54Speaker 04

  Go ahead.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I mean, at least I can wink one eye.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  All right.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Right? These fools can do their double eye blinking. Am I?

• 49:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.

• 49:07Speaker 02

  No, that's good.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  Good.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, you could do both.

• 49:11Speaker 02

  I think.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  I think the wink is a lost art.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like the yo-yo.

• 49:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:19Speaker 04

  You know, the Filipino guy invented the yo-yo.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  We don't really.

• 49:23Speaker 04

  I care about that stuff.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, we don't. That's not.

• 49:26Speaker 04

  Right, Gil?

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sure.

• 49:27Speaker 04

  We care.

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  That's very congratulations.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Philippines have done a lot of great things.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but I think the Italians have been more. With dishes.

• 49:38Speaker 04

  What is that?

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  With dishes. Like an Italian dish?

• 49:41Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, Pedro's yo-yo.

• 49:44Speaker 04

  But the wink is a dying art form, and I agree because I do like when someone.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  If you got a wink.

• 49:51Speaker 04

  Throws me a wink.

• 49:52Speaker 02

  I think, I think a wink is more of a girl thing.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 49:57Speaker 02

  A girl would do it to a guy opposed to a guy doing it to.

• 50:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:01Speaker 02

  Right?

• 50:02Speaker 04

  I also loved it when I was a kid and like an adult would like wink just for fun, not in like a bad way, but just like in a playful way. I remember feeling like, oh, it's like a warm person.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Guys can wink, dude.

• 50:17Speaker 04

  I don't think.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  A young comic got off stage, this is what I do. Good job, kiddo.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  I don't see a lot of, I, I, I've, I don't see a lot of winking going on.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  You don't?

• 50:27Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  Do you guys see any, any winking going on? I mean, within the last year, have you, anybody winked at you? The guy in the back, has anybody winked at you?

• 50:35Speaker 00

  No.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  See, it's, it's not.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're, okay, maybe you're right.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  I don't think a lot of people are doing it.

• 50:40Speaker 04

  You're saying it's okay if we wink at you?

• 50:42Speaker 02

  It's, it's okay either way, but I think, I think women, the, the wink on a woman to a guy, I think is more sexy than a guy doing it.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 50:52Speaker 00

  There's some reasons, shared knowledge, comfort, satisfaction, flirting, or sexual attraction.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you another one, I'll give you another one. I've, I don't know how to wave.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how to wave. Wave to me.

• 51:07Speaker 00

  Hey.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  Hey. I, I, I've never done that, I, I don't know how to do it.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  Well, well.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  So what do you do? Yeah, have you ever wa- I can't see you waving.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  It's more like a.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh yeah, that's not a wave, dude.

• 51:18Speaker 00

  That is a wave.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  That's a hurrah.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  It's a wave.

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

• 51:21Speaker 04

  That's, I see you.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  That's not. Yeah, yeah, hey.

• 51:24Speaker 04

  That's a salute.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good. You do it one little quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Wait, wait, wait, this is like a.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  We're in kindergarten.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, I, I know, but.

• 51:35Speaker 02

  Hey, you know.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  I want to, teach me again? See if I can do it. Say something.

• 51:40Speaker 04

  Hey Bobby.

• 51:43Speaker 04

  Uh, there's too much this.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know how to do a double quick.

• 51:47Speaker 04

  And I think your arms are too like flexed.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:50Speaker 04

  So relax a little bit.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta relax.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, perfect.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Just one, maybe?

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Just one.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  That's really nice. Is two appropriate?

• 52:00Speaker 02

  No, I don't see a two.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do a two, I want to see if I, hey, how you doing?

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  It's good. For, coming from you, it looks always good.

• 52:11Speaker 00

  Seriously, it's crazy.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, do you celebrate?

• 52:16Speaker 02

  That's a great question, do I celebrate?

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  Not in.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  Like.

• 52:20Speaker 02

  Not in.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  With arms up, I can't see you doing this. Yeah, we won!

• 52:25Speaker 02

  My cele- my celebrations are, uh, very private. The celebrations would never be in front of, uh, mixed company.

• 52:37Speaker 02

  Celebration with my family, but never like if I got good news here.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:42Speaker 02

  I wouldn't be going, yeah.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see. I have done this before, you know what I mean? I'll get a call from somebody and then go, hey kid, you got it. You got the job. And I'll go, and I'm with people. I go, okay, cool. I'll be right back, guys. And I'll go to the bathroom.

• 53:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  You've done that?

• 53:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like that.

• 53:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  And then I leave the bathroom and he'll brag that I got it.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  Oh, I would never say anything.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Yeah, you don't say things.

• 53:15Speaker 02

  Nothing.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  You just get it. It's it and then, and then whatever it is, they'll see you in it or whatever it is. You know what I'm saying?

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Are there still things that you get now that still excites you? Because you know, once you get things, eventually you get numb to getting things. And then nothing really excites you anymore. Cause I just got a job maybe three months ago that I remember, I can't talk about it, but like, I was like, yeah, you know what I mean? Do you still get jobs like that?

• 53:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I still get excited. Yeah, I do.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cool.

• 53:47Speaker 02

  Uh, the levels of excitement vary between whatever the thing is, but yeah, there's always an excitement. If I really wanted something, there's always an excitement that, oh my God, this is gonna happen.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, but never share that with.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Mixed crowd.

• 54:03Speaker 02

  Mixed crowd. Or you know what? Or just in general, like my agent tells me I got a job, they're excited and I'm not showing any excitement.

• 54:10Speaker 04

  Were you allowed to celebrate as a kid?

• 54:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I don't know what it is with like sharing like that. Cause I feel like a celebration is a very like intimate thing that you only reserve for the people that are close to you.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  Well, don't they say like? Be careful who you share good news with, or something to that effect.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 54:32Speaker 04

  Like, when something good happens in your life, if you got a job or whatever, like, be careful who you share that news with, because not everyone in that room wants you to succeed, or something like that.

• 54:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a, that's a very Sicilian way to think.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I had, I still, there was a comic that I know, and I shared something with him. I go, "I got this job," right, and he goes, "How do you work all the time? How do you get this shit?" Instead of going, "Congratulations," and it really bummed me out. Right? Like, you could share anything with me, and I'll be like, "Oh dude, fucking congratulations, I'm really happy for you." You know what I mean? Because the things that you get, I wouldn't even be able to get anyway, you know what I mean? It's like, not right for me, or whatever, you know what I mean? But it's like, a lot of comics, when you share it with them, they're just not, they're just bitter about it, and weird, and it's like, I just, I'm not gonna do it anymore, you know?

• 55:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, they don't, don't do it.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Well, just, yeah, yeah, do you share it with your dad?

• 55:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course, I share with the people that are tight with me. But I, I don't go and...

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  You know, I love seeing photos of your dad, the joy in his eyes.

• 55:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's very, he's very...

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, you bring him to games, you bring him to some of these events, and I see the joy in his eyes, and it puts joy in my eye.

• 55:48Speaker 02

  Uh, it's, it's very nice of you. Yeah, he's very proud, my mother's very proud, they're all... They're, they're, yeah, it's, it's nice for them to be alive, to kind of like, share this ride with me.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fucking ama- that's you and De Niro and your dad.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  So there, there I had an emo- that was an emotional day for me. There I actually cried on, uh, on the, uh...

• 56:14Speaker 02

  God, what the hell is her name? Gail King Show.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  Because we were in Chicago, we were doing an interview, and I'm talking about the movie, and I'm sitting there, my fa- in between my father and De Niro, talking about the movie, and it just kind of all hit me at once that we're making a movie, based kind of on my life, and my, De Niro was playing my dad. It's kind of, it was kind of like a, a moment for me, so...

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, I think we talked about it the last time you were here, but it's the top of whatever, I mean, it's the top. And, and you, but let me ask you this, let's be real, okay? Let's get it out in the open, right? Do you know that you're doing well?

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what I mean? Like, I mean, it's like, you know, people have to go-

• 56:59Speaker 04

  Like, are you ever, like, in bed at night, like, clutching your pillows and you're like, "I can't believe I got here"?

• 57:08Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't say, "I can't believe I got here." No, listen, I always-

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember when you came to my house on fucking, when I lived in the condo? You remember, there was that HBO show? It had something with a plane or whatever? And then you rehearsed it with me?

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Yes, I remember.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  It was like two or three lines?

• 57:28Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  And you were like, and you didn't even get it?

• 57:30Speaker 02

  No.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  You were good in the audition. We worked on it together, right? And you went from there-

• 57:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Not getting a fucking reoccurring on a-

• 57:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  To what you're doing now, I mean, you, there must be-

• 57:43Speaker 02

  There, there is a, well, listen, listen, to answer your question, do I ever say that, and then I go, "I can't believe I got here"? Generally speaking, I don't, uh, relish in moments like that, uh, doing a movie like that. I don't like, I'm always thinking of, "How's this gonna do"?

• 58:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:04Speaker 02

  Is this gonna, you know, is this gonna open another opportunity? I never really, I never really enjoy what's happening to me in the moment and, you know, I, I think the last three or four years, I have been saying to myself, "Wow, it's really, really a nice place to be. Uh, I have a beautiful family to share it with and I am taking more appreciation in where I'm at and professionally than I ever have."

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what I'm doing, dude?

• 58:33Speaker 02

  Go.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Um, a while back-

• 58:36Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  A while back, right?

• 58:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  I did something with Larry David, right? And I was sitting there with him and we're talking. It was a, it wasn't a big thing, you know what I mean? You know, I had a- It's a little thing I was doing with him, right? And I, in my mind, I'm like, you know what, dude? I mean, cause he's getting older. Um, I'm a huge fan. And he, you know, it was the, the difference between when I did Curb Your Enthusiasm 15 years ago and this was completely different. He was just like, how you doing, man? You're doing great job. You know what I mean? Thank you for, you know, I mean, being with me now. You know what I mean? You're like, we talked, you know what I mean? And in my mind, I'm like, you know what? If this is, I don't give a fuck. This, I, I'm, I'm a fan of his. You know, I can't believe he even knows who I am. You know what I mean? And I'm just gonna appreciate this moment with him. You know what I mean?

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  And I, I'm doing that from now on. I don't give a fuck, dude. I, like, even, even if it's a little thing, you know what I mean? I'm just like, I'm 54, dude. Who knows?

• 59:33Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Now, I'm at the last stretch, I think.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  You need your colonoscopy. You scheduled that.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 59:39Speaker 04

  You haven't scheduled your colonoscopy yet.

• 59:42Speaker 02

  I just did that.

• 59:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. How was it?

• 59:46Speaker 02

  I was never put under a...

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Table?

• 59:51Speaker 02

  That was it?

• 59:52Speaker 04

  You're supposed to get it at 50. Your 40 years overdue is what I'm saying.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, you should get it. Just get it, yeah, just get it. It's not, it's not a big deal. Just go in and get it done.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Um... How was yours?

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  It was great.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Did it burn or what happens?

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  No burning.

• 1:00:08Speaker 04

  No burn?

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  No burning.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:10Speaker 02

  Just they put you under and you wake up and you're out of there.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  You're out?

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Why did they put you out?

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  Because, unless you, I've been cold scoped where they've gone in at my regular GI doctor's office and they're like, let's have a look. And I'm like, what do you mean? Let's have a look. Like, let's just go in there. And they went in there and I was fully awake. I didn't love it. And he was, but he, I was able to see like, you know, everything that they were seeing.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  But Kawa Shiri the other day stuck two fingers in there. He's like, everything looked good.

• 1:00:37Speaker 04

  I feel like that's normal, like, physical, yeah.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, I, I trust that.

• 1:00:41Speaker 04

  But you don't get...

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  If you stick two fingers in there, right?

• 1:00:43Speaker 04

  You need a camera all the way up there.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:00:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause you're smoker, all the things, you know?

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. But, you know, I have a small anal tube.

• 1:00:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  I think two fingers. Anyway, let's move on. But anyway, um, yeah, go ahead.

• 1:00:54Speaker 03

  No, do you guys, do you guys ever had a moment where like... Like years ago when you're like, oh, I don't think I will make it or like, I don't think this is it for me. But then you had the opportunity come across and you're like,

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  As a young man, you're young and you want to know that question.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  Uh, so five years into doing stand up comedy, I was wondering, why am I not making a living at this? What's going on? You know, when's it gonna happen? I remember actually talking to Johnny Sanchez about this in the parking lot of the Comedy Store. He's like, bro, you only been doing this five years, you know, it's, it takes time, you know? And, uh, so that was the only kind of hiccup I had. Oh yeah, no, that's, um, wow.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  That's you, Jaime, early on?

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, that's.

• 1:01:39Speaker 03

  That's you?

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's me, bro. Is that me? Look at that.

• 1:01:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:42Speaker 02

  Is it, is it my dad old?

• 1:01:44Speaker 04

  I like that hair.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a, that's a.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Is that high school?

• 1:01:47Speaker 02

  That is seventeen, heyday.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:51Speaker 02

  That's heyday.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Handsome.

• 1:01:52Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:01:53Speaker 02

  That hairline.

• 1:01:54Speaker 04

  That hair is good.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  That hairline, I wish I had that hair. God.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Imagine being that age and having your success.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Imagine.

• 1:02:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I, I peaked way too late.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but so, um, go, so at five years, tell them.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  So five years, I got discouraged. I wasn't going to quit. I was just discouraged where I was at. I was still working at the Four Seasons Hotel. I was, you know, not headlining any clubs, which, you know, back then I shouldn't have been headlining any clubs. But I, I was just looking to work more as a comedian than I was as a waiter. And it wasn't happening until two years later, after the seven year mark, I got a little break and started, started working the, the clubs. But, uh, after that, no, I, I never really doubted. I just knew it was going to happen. I just didn't know when.

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  But I was putting in the work.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  We knew it was gonna happen with you. I think I do. I did believe that.

• 1:02:56Speaker 02

  Well, you've always been supportive of me and my, uh.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  You were there from the beginning. This, this guy was there when I was doing a stand-up comedy class for Sandy Shore. And you introduced, you, you hosted it in the main room, so.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  You've been there, you've been there from, and you were working the door. I remember when you were working the door and the Eddie Griffin and.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all that back home.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  The whole thing.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  Do you, do you, I wanna talk about that. Do you remember how tough it was back then at the store?

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  It was to, it was terrible.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  It was terrible. The way it was run?

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  It was no good.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  It was no good. I mean, it wa, I mean, it would be like, oh, you, you have a nine forty-five spot? That means you're not gonna get up.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  You, you show up, it's like, oh, Mencia, Eddie Griffin, Dice is there. You were there back then, right?

• 1:03:38Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And we're like, okay, we'll go home.

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  No, I didn't go, I never went home.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  You stayed.

• 1:03:44Speaker 02

  So, I stayed.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  So, I would have a set. This is back in nineteen ninety-nine, say.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  Uh. Eddie Griffin would pop in and, and normally, now, a celebrity pops in, they do whatever, twenty minutes, thirty minutes. But back then, you know, Eddie Griffin would go on, you know, past an hour, maybe sometimes two. And by the end of the thing, it'd be midnight, and a lot of people were kind of filtering out and whatnot. But the way I thought about it is, I don't care who is here at the end. Th- this stage time I can never make up again. So, I gotta, I gotta get the fifteen minutes in because who knows what's gonna come out of my mouth? Maybe a new bit, maybe this, maybe that. So, I always stayed and everybody else left.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  I would leave.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I, I was like, I waited all day for this, and this is not gonna come in between me and, and me getting up on stage only if it's for two or three people that are half paying attention, so. Listen, the way it's, the way it's working now, stand-up comedy, and, and I'm not deep in the trenches of it, and you could speak to this probably more than I could, just because I, I'm not living it day to day. But back then, I just felt like everybody was looking to get up on stage, whether it be at the Comedy Store, Dublin's, Miyagi's,

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  A, a laundromat, whatever. Everybody was looking for multiple sets.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  And that's all we were doing. There was no social media back then, so we didn't have anything to do as far as like, oh, I gotta create a video. There was no podcasting. So the comedy was all we were living for, right? Now, today, is that true with the young comedians? Are they getting up on stage night in and night out? Or is there too many other factors involved now where comedy is, is not as important?

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  I gotta, I gotta hear, I gotta hear this.

• 1:05:39Speaker 00

  I wanna hear your point.

• 1:05:40Speaker 03

  Why are you laughing? He started laughing at me.

• 1:05:43Speaker 02

  Go ahead. Yeah, the whole room did.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Speaker 02

  Answer it.

• 1:05:51Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 1:05:52Speaker 03

  No, you're making me nervous now.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're the ambassador for all young comedians.

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  There's no right or wrong answer, I'm just saying it's a different.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  I would know more than him, I think. Cause I'm at that level.

• 1:06:04Speaker 04

  What, you're not an open mic'er?

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  No, but I'm still a, I hang out with more open mic'ers than regular people. Like Rams, you know, not, not Ramsey's, he got passed, but I'm just saying like that level of like, still people working at the door for my friends. Like Catbird, she does this, she's, works at the door. So I know, you know what I mean? And yes, it's, they still grovel for sta- stage time.

• 1:06:29Speaker 04

  Anywhere, everywhere else in town?

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Everywhere, everywhere, you know what I mean?

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  Is, is there still those opportunities for the young comedians to go to?

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  They have bigger opportunities, they have Don't Tell. You know what that is?

• 1:06:38Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  You don't know what Don't Tell is? Have you heard of Don't Tell?

• 1:06:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Every city now has this thing called Don't Tell. It's the same guy. But like, you know, Philadelphia has three Don't Tells, and, and they, basically, they tape, you know what I mean, young guys' local sets. But like a TV, like it's high-definition cameras, really good lighting, the whole thing, right? And they put it on their platform, Don't Tell, and it's as, just as big as doing The Tonight Show. In terms of views and stuff, so now kids are vying for don't tells in all these cities. You know what I mean? So it's like, um.

• 1:07:16Speaker 02

  So it's a, it's a comedy club that's.

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  No, it's a basically, it's a show on the internet on YouTube and social media called Don't Tell. And a lot of these young guys are getting, you know what I mean? Sometimes they give half hours to these guys.

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  So, so it's in front of an audience?

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  In a stand-up?

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at a club, yeah. This is a, this is a don't tell. Who's this is? Godfrey did a don't tell. And it's like this, people.

• 1:07:42Speaker 00

  Well shot, yeah.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's well shot.

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  So this is like a, a, a special, like this is like the premium blend of.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, but every city now has three don't tell shows going, a weekend or whatever.

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? And they're taping them and, and people are watching it. And now guys at Godfrey's level is now doing don't tells. There's a lot of them doing it.

• 1:08:05Speaker 00

  Half a million views.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So it's like, uh, that's the new thing, you know?

• 1:08:10Speaker 02

  That's interesting. I, I wonder.

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• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Look at, these are all the don't tells, like, uh, who, who's done them? Like, y- you know Cat Daddy? No one, no, is that a, a guy's name? Yeah. So it's like, it's, all these people are just, you can just go down. And it's like, it's not open mic, it's, I don't think they pick, like, newbies. Like, who's that right there? Um. I've never seen that, anyway. But, you know, people that are, um, you know, where you were at fi- fi- in five years in. And I think that if there was a don't tell back then, you would have made it faster. Like Craig Conant, has a don't tell. Right? Mm-hmm. That's Conant. Mm-hmm. He's established, you know, so it's like.

• 1:09:54Speaker 02

  That's interesting.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  It's interesting.

• 1:09:55Speaker 02

  And this is just through the website, or YouTube has this? YouTube?

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, YouTube.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:00Speaker 00

  Like Ralph, 6.9 million, did a.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Ralph did one. People are doing it.

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Like legitimate people, and also, you can break in now, i- if you're living in Houston.

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:12Speaker 02

  So I, I think what the internet has done is opened it up for people to maybe even stay in their hometown and do comedy and, and, and not have to come here or New York like we did.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I, now, have you thought about moving?

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  Now?

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, we had recently thought about moving, but we, uh.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  We did not.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  We didn't.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  We were, we, we got caught up in the Austin, uh, should we go to Austin?

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:38Speaker 02

  And this was recently, this wasn't in the beginning, uh, when everybody went. But I'm like, you know what, let me go and check it out. So I went there with my family a couple of times. Uh, we were not moving primarily for comedy, we were moving for more community.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  Um, and it just didn't work out for us in regards to finding a place to live.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:11:01Speaker 02

  So, we're here.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'll never move LA.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  No?

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm LA through my blood. I stay forever. I will not move. LA is my spot.

• 1:11:16Speaker 00

  He wants to live on an island with a farm with a bunch of animals.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  I would live on a farm in an island.

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  It's the opposite of LA, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:25Speaker 02

  So you wanna move?

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  No, what, no, what? Don't you love Hawaii?

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  I, you know.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  I, I, I do like Hawaii, but I've went twice. I went to Maui and I've been to Honolulu. And, um, I don't know. I ju- you know what it was for me?

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  I didn't get, like, good food.

• 1:11:52Speaker 04

  Interesting.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  Interesting, because let me say something, okay?

• 1:11:55Speaker 04

  We go there just for the food.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Only for the food.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  Oh, you do?

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. We know plus spots there that'll blow your fucking mind.

• 1:12:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, ma- maybe I was not.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  You call me.

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:12:05Speaker 04

  What are you, do you eat, like, have you had, like, local, like, Hawaiian food, like?

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't, like, give me something.

• 1:12:13Speaker 04

  Cause it's hard to do that in Maui. If you're in, like, the hotel area, you're not gonna get, like, lunch plates with, like, um, pulau ribs, you know, like, the ribs, the, the, the, um, kala, um, pork.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  The soul food.

• 1:12:27Speaker 04

  There is lao lao, there's the stew, it's, it's, it's extremely delicious, but it's hard if you're in the.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't think I got it.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  There are restaurants, like Pig and the Lady. Do you ever go there?

• 1:12:37Speaker 04

  Wait, that's Vietnamese.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, but.

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  But it's also very good, yeah.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  The fine dining's good there.

• 1:12:41Speaker 02

  I did the one restaurant that's on the beach that everybody goes to, it's like.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  No, we, you don't, you're not, listen to me right now, guy. Listen to me right now, guy. All right, my Italian friend, okay, is we don't do what masks do. Tourism.

• 1:12:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  I mean, you were just there.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we go, we go, you did the tourist show, I saw all that. No, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, you did the whole luau and stuff. Okay, well, I was a little group. Yeah, yeah, you did that, I, exactly. That was one night. You're Mr. Fucking Tourism. No. What I'm telling you right now. I'm against it. Is we know, like, you know, you like acai balls?

• 1:13:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 1:13:14Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  We know the best spot in, um, Oahu for acai balls. What's it called?

• 1:13:20Speaker 04

  The Cove.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  The Cove.

• 1:13:21Speaker 04

  The Cove, yeah.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Hands down the best you'll ever have. I'll bet my life on it.

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  Is that, is that on the beach?

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not. It's inland in a really weird mini mall. Strip mall, yeah. Strip mall.

• 1:13:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I don't, I did not do the, that Hawaii. I did the more, we're at the hotel and what's good here, you know, or, you know, we stepped out for a little bit.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  And you're Maui, I bet you're staying at that Grand Yale because of the kids.

• 1:13:47Speaker 02

  No, this is pre-kid.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, you haven't been since pre-kid.

• 1:13:51Speaker 02

  I haven't been since the kids, yes.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  So eight years, nine years ago.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  Bring the kids to the Grand Waileas, they have the best. No, I'll tell you why, not for him.

• 1:14:00Speaker 04

  Of slides.

• 1:14:01Bobby Lee?

  The slides, for the kids.

• 1:14:03Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I love slides. I do.

• 1:14:06Speaker 00

  You do?

• 1:14:07Speaker 02

  I love a water slide.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  A big one?

• 1:14:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  Give me, give me where I should go.

• 1:14:12Speaker 02

  Well, I'm not, I'm not piped in on.

• 1:14:16Speaker 02

  I just remember going down the water slide.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  As a kid? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:20Speaker 02

  Even, even as an adult, it's not like I'm like, oh, you gotta go to the one that they got over there.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  No, why? Well, then you don't, you don't like slides, then.

• 1:14:27Speaker 00

  Tell me the best slide.

• 1:14:29Speaker 02

  Well, I mean.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you acted as if like you're a master slide.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  No, I.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're not a master slide.

• 1:14:33Speaker 02

  I'm not a master slide, but.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  It's like, I like skydive, ju- ju- jump, uh, to diving. Where do I go? I like skydiving, where do you go? I've never done it, but you know, I like the concept.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  Well, you could say, yeah, I like skydiving, I, I, I've done, I've done skydiving.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  I have?

• 1:14:47Speaker 02

  No, but what I'm saying is.

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:14:48Speaker 02

  Trying to give you an example. If someone says they like skydiving, they're not necessarily gonna tell you, oh, you gotta go sta- skydiving off the coast of Pakistan.

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:15:02Speaker 02

  With the water slides, I've done it.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:04Speaker 02

  And it's fun.

• 1:15:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  But, you know, now, and now that I have kids, uh, we've got a hint of a slide, it was very small.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  And I'm like, oh, this is fun, I would like to do this again some.

• 1:15:16Speaker 04

  Is raging water still a thing?

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  Wet and wild was a thing.

• 1:15:20Speaker 04

  Wet and wild, raging waters in San Dimas was a thing.

• 1:15:23Bobby Lee?

  Would, would you ever do this?

• 1:15:26Speaker 02

  Do what?

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna ask you, all right? I already contend that was a no. So I'm already protecting my heart from it, right? But if I called you, hey, Seb, there's a new water slide, so and so. You know, next Thursday, you wanna go?

• 1:15:43Speaker 02

  I would entertain the idea if I could bring my family.

• 1:15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bring your family, I'll go.

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  You would come to a water park with us?

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no. Why, why, why?

• 1:15:53Speaker 03

  You by yourself?

• 1:15:54Bobby Lee?

  Why, why? I, I, I know your wife. I've known her a very long time.

• 1:15:58Speaker 02

  It's nothing to do with you. It has everything to do with the water park.

• 1:16:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. Okay.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:16:06Speaker 02

  You know, if we... I would like to go to a less populated water park. Let's say on vacation, at the hotel. That's a nice water park. To go to one of these wet and wilds. And we've been there. Actually, you know who I went with one year? It was in Las Vegas. I went, I'm sorry.

• 1:16:28Speaker 02

  I went to the water park with, God, who was the comedians? Was it Brett Ernst? We went to a water park. There's two other comedians. I can't remember their names right now.

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:16:38Speaker 02

  And it's, it's a nightmare. The lines.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  But, dude, check this out, okay? What about this, okay? What if I could come up with a situation like, I rented out the fucking water park?

• 1:16:50Speaker 02

  If you're gonna run out the water park?

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:51Speaker 02

  I'm in.

• 1:16:52Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:16:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  But it's gonna be, there's gonna be other, thirty other comedians there?

• 1:16:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It's the strangers as you have a problem with.

• 1:17:00Speaker 02

  No, it's not the stranger. It's just the long lines. It's just the long line.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, we don't wait in line.

• 1:17:04Speaker 02

  It takes, it takes a, like, a while.

• 1:17:07Bobby Lee?

  Do you do Disneyland?

• 1:17:08Speaker 02

  I've done Disneyland, yeah.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  With the kids?

• 1:17:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you do chaperone?

• 1:17:12Speaker 02

  We have a chaperone, yeah. We've had one.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I do chaperone.

• 1:17:16Speaker 02

  And, and do you like?

• 1:17:18Bobby Lee?

  By myself.

• 1:17:19Speaker 02

  I'm sorry?

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  By myself, I'll just go.

• 1:17:21Speaker 02

  You go Disneyland by yourself with a chaperone?

• 1:17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  So the chaper, you just hang out with the chaperone?

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, get me in front of this line.

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  But you talk to the chaperone as you're going through the park? Hey, that was fun.

• 1:17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Steph, or whatever her name is. Hey, Steph, can you get me, you want a corn dog? I'll say that. You know what I mean? Hey, where are the good funnel cakes? I'll do that. And then we'll go, like, to California Dreamin', and we'll ride the Incredibles ride.

• 1:17:47Speaker 02

  With the chaperone?

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'll go, you wanna get on the ride? I'll go in with you. Woo woo!

• 1:17:53Speaker 03

  It's pretty fun, right?

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:17:55Speaker 03

  It's pretty fun.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty fun, dude.

• 1:18:00Speaker 02

  Look at how interested Caroline is.

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  Caroline, we've been watching you. With my peripheral vision, okay? I've been watching you, and there's a lot going on.

• 1:18:11Speaker 02

  I'm sending texts about this guy right now.

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, alright.

• 1:18:14Speaker 02

  She's working.

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  So Caroline's your assistant?

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  No, she's the social media.

• 1:18:18Bobby Lee?

  She's the social media. Which one's your assistant?

• 1:18:20Speaker 02

  Ally right there.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  Ally's your assistant?

• 1:18:22Speaker 02

  Michael's the PR.

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  And Michael's PR?

• 1:18:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:24Bobby Lee?

  You work for a PR firm, Michael? Okay, sir? Okay, captain? The fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:33Speaker 02

  Very professional.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What? Can I just, I want you to keep a job, but let me just ask you about social media. I want you to keep the job, but it's like, you can't do your own social media?

• 1:18:42Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:18:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, why? You don't want to do it?

• 1:18:45Speaker 02

  I just, there's a lot involved in like the posting, when to post, how to post, you know?

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:50Speaker 02

  I lost that ability like soon after Instagram came out.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:18:55Speaker 02

  You know, like the updates and this and that, and it's a lot, it's a lot to do.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't do it. I rarely, right? Am I the worst at it?

• 1:19:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, you post rarely.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  I post rarely.

• 1:19:08Speaker 02

  Well, you don't need to.

• 1:19:09Bobby Lee?

  Once a month.

• 1:19:09Speaker 02

  You're like Jay-Z.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:19:11Speaker 05

  You just called him out and then you admitted you don't, you should have one. You need somebody to post for you.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why do I need it?

• 1:19:19Speaker 05

  It'll help.

• 1:19:20Bobby Lee?

  That's the philo-, you know what? That's the philosophical question I want to ask, okay? Why do you need it?

• 1:19:26Speaker 03

  Social media?

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:27Speaker 04

  Cause...

• 1:19:29Bobby Lee?

  Cause what?

• 1:19:29Speaker 04

  It kind of operates as your business front, right?

• 1:19:32Speaker 05

  It's your storefront.

• 1:19:33Speaker 04

  It's your storefront.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  My storefront, yeah. But I think that less is more.

• 1:19:37Speaker 04

  Nah, actually, actually untrue, because Instagram starts to kind of tuck you away.

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  The only time I use it?

• 1:19:46Speaker 04

  If you're not as active.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  The only time I fucking use it, right? The only time? Is um when

• 1:19:54Speaker 02

  You know what, I have to ask you something.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:19:57Speaker 02

  You've been doing this accent throughout the whole thing.

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  Is that offensive?

• 1:20:01Speaker 02

  No, not offensive, but I'm just curious to the group, like when you got a black guy in here, or Chinese, or Indian, do you go into like a, like an Indian thing when they?

• 1:20:13Speaker 04

  Unfortunately, yes.

• 1:20:15Speaker 02

  Oh, he does? Okay, I just want to know that group in with the, the, this is not specific to.

• 1:20:20Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I don't, I'm not like, if there's a black person, I don't go overtly like, what's up?

• 1:20:24Speaker 04

  He does.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, dog. Yeah, yeah. I hear you.

• 1:20:31Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:20:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:32Speaker 00

  Feel me?

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  You feel, you feel me? You know what I mean?

• 1:20:35Speaker 00

  That's what he says.

• 1:20:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, um, I do do that, but um.

• 1:20:39Speaker 04

  I mean, we just had Frankie Kenyoness, and it was like, homie, homie, homie, the whole time Bobby was just, yeah.

• 1:20:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:20:46Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm just wondering if it extended.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's, you know, it's, I'm an everyday man, and I connect with all kinds of varieties of people. You know what I mean? The gays come on, I'm like, hi. I mean,

• 1:20:59Bobby Lee?

  how are you? You know what I mean, that kind of thing.

• 1:21:01Speaker 00

  If you're less the one group, you don't do that.

• 1:21:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:21:04Speaker 00

  Is the gay group.

• 1:21:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't do that with the gays? Yeah, because I feel like that's a little sensitive. Don't you think?

• 1:21:11Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, nothing, I won't.

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Cause you think I'm gay?

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  I think you have a theory that I'm gay.

• 1:21:18Speaker 00

  That's why you won't do it.

• 1:21:19Speaker 04

  But no, I don't think you're gay. No, I think you're, um, I think you are, um, bisexual.

• 1:21:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:21:30Speaker 00

  Why is Tommy taking notes about?

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow, wow, wow.

• 1:21:32Speaker 04

  Why do you take, what are you taking notes for?

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm not bisexual.

• 1:21:35Speaker 04

  Okay, no, I believe you.

• 1:21:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:36Speaker 00

  Bisexual.

• 1:21:37Bobby Lee?

  We dated for 10 years.

• 1:21:38Speaker 04

  That doesn't mean anything.

• 1:21:39Bobby Lee?

  You thought I was bisexual?

• 1:21:40Speaker 04

  I'm a big back bitch.

• 1:21:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:21:43Speaker 04

  I have, I have androgynous features. I'm an athletic man.

• 1:21:46Speaker 00

  Carla has broad shoulders.

• 1:21:48Bobby Lee?

  Cause I dated one girl, Sarah, right, and then when we broke up, she'd be married to a woman. So they think that there's something bisexual about me?

• 1:21:55Speaker 04

  That's not why. It's because you comment on men's lips and butts. A lot.

• 1:22:04Bobby Lee?

  You have a good, very good night of lips? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have a very nice butt.

• 1:22:08Speaker 02

  Put the ghost up.

• 1:22:12Speaker 00

  Actually, it's about time.

• 1:22:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is about time, but I mean, what, you, you, let, let, let's get this straight.

• 1:22:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:18Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's get this straight, Seb, right? Why can't I say to you, and I'll be honest with you, right? I'm not attracted to you, I'm not gay. I'm not attracted to you, but I always think that you've had like nice lips. And you have a protruding butt.

• 1:22:32Speaker 00

  And you have a protr-

• 1:22:33Bobby Lee?

  And I really don't like it. Does that make you feel uncomfortable?

• 1:22:37Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:22:38Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. You're, I don't like your lips.

• 1:22:43Speaker 03

  On their bite.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't like your butt, but there are other option, a- aspects of your butt, I, actually I don't, but my point is, is that if I, you know, but anyway.

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  You're complimenting somebody on, on the features that happens to be the same sex, it's fine, I don't, I don't take it any offense.

• 1:23:00Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever, have you ever done that?

• 1:23:02Speaker 02

  Complimented a man? I was just gonna compliment how, how, how straight your teeth are. Look at that smile.

• 1:23:08Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:23:08Speaker 02

  Stunning.

• 1:23:09Bobby Lee?

  Stunning.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  What's wrong with that?

• 1:23:11Speaker 04

  Good skin, too.

• 1:23:12Bobby Lee?

  I concur. And I agree.

• 1:23:14Speaker 00

  Why are you smiling like that, though?

• 1:23:16Bobby Lee?

  Because I, you know, I've always thought about complimenting on you, on the teeth. No, I have. And, you know, I've always thought it. And I just never did it until he did it, and it gave me the courage, you know, to do it. So you have a very nice teeth, but you have a flat face. You know what I mean? And it's like, it's like a pan. And that's that.

• 1:23:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:23:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And your body is doughy.

• 1:23:40Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 1:23:41Bobby Lee?

  Lately.

• 1:23:43Speaker 04

  Lately.

• 1:23:45Bobby Lee?

  And I can go around and do negatives as well. Okay? I can. And you know, do you look in the, you're at your body and go, I can improve this?

• 1:23:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too. I think I lost a lot of weight, but down here, there's still this.

• 1:24:01Speaker 04

  It's just skin.

• 1:24:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think I was so fat that now I have like loose skin?

• 1:24:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, with your, I think you just don't work out, I think you're supposed to work out, or else like you atrophy, your muscles go away.

• 1:24:12Bobby Lee?

  I have no muscles, yeah.

• 1:24:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:13Bobby Lee?

  Or bone density.

• 1:24:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, so you're like skinny fat.

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm skinny. I think that's the problem with the ladies.

• 1:24:20Speaker 04

  That's not the problem with the ladies, I promise.

• 1:24:22Bobby Lee?

  What is the problem?

• 1:24:24Speaker 04

  It's your attitude and just your, a lot of things, but not the body. It's not the body, it's the insides.

• 1:24:32Bobby Lee?

  My insides?

• 1:24:33Speaker 04

  Your insides are rotten.

• 1:24:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Oh, wow.

• 1:24:39Speaker 04

  The body's good.

• 1:24:41Speaker 00

  Your body's great.

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But my insides are rotting.

• 1:24:45Speaker 00

  Your body.

• 1:24:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:24:48Speaker 04

  Body, body's tea, though.

• 1:24:50Bobby Lee?

  The body's tea?

• 1:24:50Speaker 04

  Body's tea.

• 1:24:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, thank you. At least that's. Um, so, your special is out already? Your special is out?

• 1:24:57Speaker 02

  No, it's, it's November 21st.

• 1:24:59Bobby Lee?

  November 21st, your special comes out?

• 1:25:00Speaker 02

  On Hulu, yes.

• 1:25:01Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 1:25:02Speaker 02

  It Ain't Right.

• 1:25:03Bobby Lee?

  It Ain't Right. And, um, you filmed it already, um...

• 1:25:07Speaker 02

  Filmed it in Chicago, my hometown.

• 1:25:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:10Speaker 02

  And this is the first special I've ever done in an arena, which I've been, um, kind of weary of doing a special in an arena, just because, I don't know if you really get the intimacy of comedy. But, the way we did it, I'm very proud of it. It's, uh, it's, I'm very proud of it. It's, it's, it's good.

• 1:25:30Bobby Lee?

  Do you?

• 1:25:30Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 1:25:31Bobby Lee?

  Do you get nervous in front of arenas anymore, or no?

• 1:25:34Speaker 02

  No. No, I never really got nerve, no, no, there's no nerves. There's no nerves. A little bit of anxiety before I go on, but nothing like, nothing that's...

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  Cause you know it.

• 1:25:43Speaker 02

  I know it, I know what I'm gonna do.

• 1:25:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:46Speaker 02

  I was nervous when I, you know, when I first started doing large crowds, I was a little nervous and unsure of myself. Uh, I think it was the Vince Vaughn Wild West Comedy Show that I was, I was introduced to theaters.

• 1:25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  Little, little nerve wracking there, because I never did theaters before. But, the, the arenas, uh, yeah, they're, they're good.

• 1:26:05Bobby Lee?

  Is that the arena you did it in?

• 1:26:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:07Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 1:26:08Speaker 02

  That was, uh...

• 1:26:10Bobby Lee?

  You look good, you look.

• 1:26:11Speaker 02

  My red and black...

• 1:26:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, can I ask you this? I'm doing my first special on Hulu.

• 1:26:17Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:26:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what to wear. Do you ever get problems with what to wear? Like, how did you choose that outfit?

• 1:26:23Speaker 02

  Well, that was, cause I was, uh, performing at the United Center in my hometown of Chicago. That's the, I'm a huge Bulls fan, so that was the Bulls color. So I decided to represent the, the home team.

• 1:26:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but do you, have you ever been like, stuck on like, oh, what do I wear?

• 1:26:37Speaker 02

  Um, not necessarily stuck. I've always liked to wear something that was a little kind of off, and little, kind of strange, not strange, but something that would ca- catch your eye if you were kind of scrolling the... The one regret I do have is wearing a tuxedo in the last special, just because it kind of hampered my movement. But, other than that, this was pretty much an easy...

• 1:26:59Bobby Lee?

  Cause Ali Wong told me to wear what you're, what you wear when you perform...

• 1:27:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:04Bobby Lee?

  At the Comedy Store.

• 1:27:05Speaker 02

  That's a good, that's good advice.

• 1:27:06Bobby Lee?

  What I'm comfortable with.

• 1:27:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:08Speaker 02

  I wouldn't go, go, this is a special. I gotta wear something that is.

• 1:27:12Bobby Lee?

  Like a suit or whatever.

• 1:27:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:14Speaker 02

  I would, I would stick to your.

• 1:27:16Bobby Lee?

  Jeans.

• 1:27:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, but maybe a little bit more elevated than you were normally used to. I mean, I mean, no, I mean, you could wear your jeans and whatnot, but make, make sure it's like a, you know, just a nice crisp, clean outfit. I would kind of buy a new outfit.

• 1:27:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna wear raw denim. You mean a made worn brand, like a shirt, but that has no logo on it? I'm gonna wear, can I wear a baseball cap?

• 1:27:42Speaker 04

  I, I like your beanie.

• 1:27:44Speaker 00

  Beanie.

• 1:27:45Bobby Lee?

  Like a beanie?

• 1:27:45Speaker 02

  Something like this.

• 1:27:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause it's so iconically you.

• 1:27:47Bobby Lee?

  A beanie, and then I'm going to wear tennis shoes?

• 1:27:51Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:27:52Bobby Lee?

  And just do it.

• 1:27:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's my first and last special.

• 1:27:55Speaker 00

  Or wear a tuxedo.

• 1:27:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:57Speaker 02

  Tuxedo you don't wanna wear.

• 1:27:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:59Speaker 02

  That's not.

• 1:27:59Bobby Lee?

  Looks so good. Yeah, you know what? You much, look older with it on.

• 1:28:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:03Bobby Lee?

  Look much younger with the, what you were wearing for the Chicago. Anyway, very good special. I saw it.

• 1:28:08Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:28:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, um, check it out.

• 1:28:15Bobby Lee?

  What's this?

• 1:28:15Speaker 00

  Little throwback to you guys. Thirteen years ago.

• 1:28:17Speaker 02

  Remember that?

• 1:28:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:28:19Speaker 02

  This is.

• 1:28:19Speaker 00

  George is a producer on this.

• 1:28:22Speaker 02

  Oh, you were there for this?

• 1:28:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:28:25Speaker 02

  So this is the talk show. Who was the, who was the company that was doing?

• 1:28:28Bobby Lee?

  Maker.

• 1:28:28Speaker 02

  Maker.

• 1:28:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look how young you were, dude.

• 1:28:32Speaker 00

  Jesus, man.

• 1:28:33Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:28:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:28:34Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:28:36Speaker 00

  Look at you, bummy.

• 1:28:37Bobby Lee?

  Still dressing good.

• 1:28:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, wow, dude. We've been friends for so long. And then you have any other projects, movies, anything that you wanna plug that's coming out or no?

• 1:28:49Speaker 02

  Well, Pete and Sebastian Show, and we have a podcast.

• 1:28:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've done it. Great show. Pete and Sebastian Show.

• 1:28:54Speaker 02

  Sebastian Show, and.

• 1:28:56Bobby Lee?

  Any films or TV coming out?

• 1:29:01Speaker 02

  Nothing right now, but you could, uh, something that a lot of people kinda missed, but I think it's, it's a good, good listen. If you like podcasts that are storytelling podcasts, I did a podcast called Easy Money, The Charles Ponzi Story, which is an eight-episode story about, uh, Charles Ponzi and coming here to the United States in the 1920s and basically bilking.

• 1:29:27Bobby Lee?

  You play Charles Ponzi?

• 1:29:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:29Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:29:30Speaker 02

  In the, in the podcast.

• 1:29:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:31Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:29:31Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a audiobook, but...

• 1:29:35Speaker 02

  It's like a, yeah, it's an audio series. It's a, uh, kinda like a, it, it's a series that combines scenes with investigative journalism.

• 1:29:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow, incredible.

• 1:29:46Speaker 02

  So, it's an interesting, it's interesting, right?

• 1:29:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:52Speaker 02

  And I got some shows coming up.

• 1:29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:53Speaker 02

  I don't know what it is, but this is the end of the tour. We're doing, uh, Soaring Eagle and the Coliseum that's in, uh, Caesar's in, in Canada.

• 1:30:03Bobby Lee?

  And then, once you're done with this, are you gonna take a break?

• 1:30:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, somewhat.

• 1:30:09Bobby Lee?

  Take a break, dude, you gotta relax.

• 1:30:12Speaker 02

  I do, but, uh, I like stand-up and...

• 1:30:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, it's fun, but, you know.

• 1:30:17Speaker 02

  But yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll do-

• 1:30:18Bobby Lee?

  Take a break, give these people a break.

• 1:30:20Speaker 02

  I'll do, uh, in Vegas, I'll do some shows.

• 1:30:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:30:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:30:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, do them then.

• 1:30:26Speaker 02

  I'll do.

• 1:30:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, give Sebastian a round of applause.

• 1:30:29Speaker 02

  Bye.

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