Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Shrimp in the Curtain Rod About this episode On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the gals dive into some hilariously petty revenge tales—think a stolen prosthetic leg, shrimp hidden in curtain rods, and even a rogue dildo. They sprinkle in personal stories too, like Bunnie finessing her husband for a lazy day and Haley’s awkward encounter with premature ejaculation. The laughs keep rolling with oddball moments, from stumbling upon cow semen to battling noisy mini roosters. The episode wraps with playful banter and a few teases about what’s coming next.
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3:06 Bunnie XO? Hello friends, welcome to Walla Walla Washington.
3:12 Speaker 04 What?
3:13 Bunnie XO? Have you guys ever seen that frickin', you guys have never seen that cartoon where the guy's like, he's a cartoon salesman, he's like, Walla Walla Washington?
3:21 Speaker 04 No, I thought you were gonna say Walla Walla Bing Bang. Me too. I was going for that. I thought we were going for Grease.
3:26 Bunnie XO? Hold please.
3:27 Speaker 04 Oh, here it comes.
3:28 Bunnie XO? Hold please.
3:31 Bunnie XO? How can you guys not know about this classic? God, did you guys have childhoods?
3:37 Speaker 04 When was this?
3:40 Bunnie XO? That isn't the question, alright? How do you even spell Walla Walla Washington? Walla Walla?
3:47 Speaker 04 Walla Walla.
3:47 Bunnie XO? Washington?
3:49 Speaker 04 La Dabbies.
3:51 Bunnie XO? Walla Washington. Cartoon.
3:53 Speaker 04 Check my shoes. I really like it.
3:56 Bunnie XO? Here he is. Oh.
4:03 Bunnie XO? You remember the weirdest parts?
4:15 Speaker 04 That's crazy that you would remember that.
4:17 Bunnie XO? Remember that is insane.
4:20 Speaker 04 Okay.
4:20 Bunnie XO? Hold on.
4:21 Speaker 04 What's happening?
4:21 Bunnie XO? God.
4:22 Speaker 04 Okay.
4:23 Bunnie XO? How could I not remember that? That was like fucking a huge part of my childhood. Okay. So anyways, how are you guys doing?
4:32 Speaker 04 Great.
4:33 Bunnie XO? Did you guys want to judge me for Walla Walla Washington? Hi, May. Do you know about Walla Walla Washington?
4:39 Speaker 05 Um, I can't say that I do. It was my first time.
4:42 Speaker 04 She's the youngest one in the whole room.
4:44 Bunnie XO? Is Hymie the youngest?
4:45 Speaker 04 Yeah.
4:46 Bunnie XO? Hymie, how old are you?
4:47 Speaker 05 I'm 29 now.
4:49 Bunnie XO? Haley, you're 20. You're 30 now? God, I keep thinking you're fucking. I'm old. I still think I'm like 24, 25. Crazy. And I, you're fucking 31? 31, right?
5:00 Speaker 04 I thought you were about to go.
5:02 Bunnie XO? God.
5:03 Speaker 04 We've been together a long time.
5:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it's been a really long time. I was 23, I think, when we got together. I'm crazy. Listen, we've been with you through all your golden years. All right, I'm gonna kick this one off, guys.
5:16 Speaker 04 So we did it a little different this week.
5:18 Bunnie XO? We did.
5:18 Speaker 04 We asked you, instead of you ask us.
5:22 Bunnie XO? Yep, we asked you guys to tell us some of the weirdest shit you guys have done. So, this one. All right, you guys ready?
5:32 Speaker 04 You want to read the question of what we asked them?
5:34 Bunnie XO? Go ahead.
5:35 Speaker 04 Okay, we just asked what the best revenge.
5:38 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
5:38 Speaker 04 Was.
5:39 Bunnie XO? Pettyest.
5:39 Speaker 04 What was the pettiest revenge? And you guys came out with some bangers.
5:44 Bunnie XO? All right. Once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer.
5:50 Bunnie XO? Oh, it gets worse. While I was looking for money, so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride. Kind of thicker than what I'm used to, but anyway, when I finished, I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base. Turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks. And I've been too scared to even think about whose it was, but it was probably my dad's. I shoved my dad's dick up my ass.
6:26 Bunnie XO? Why did we go straight for the ass? Listen, that was a good one. That was a good one. I had to...
6:34 Bunnie XO? Listen, first of all, okay.
6:36 Speaker 04 You put your dad's...
6:37 Bunnie XO? Here's the thing, though. Who in their right fucking mind is going to steal money from their mom and fucking finds her dildo and thinks it's okay to use the dildo? Yeah, why are we skipping that part?
6:52 Speaker 04 Why did we borrow anything?
6:54 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like, that's your mom's, though. That's weird. Like, ew. If there's one dildo you never borrow in your life, it's your mom's dildo.
7:03 Speaker 04 It's your mom's dildo.
7:04 Bunnie XO? Or your dad's, if he has one, too.
7:06 Speaker 04 Why does dad have a dildo? I get it. All right.
7:07 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
7:08 Speaker 04 We don't...
7:08 Bunnie XO? And obviously, it wasn't... It's a dildo, so it wasn't a vibrator. So it was all action.
7:17 Speaker 04 Hand movements, bro.
7:18 Bunnie XO? It was all action.
7:20 Speaker 04 And we just went straight for the ass?
7:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
7:23 Speaker 04 What are we doing?
7:23 Bunnie XO? Had to kick it off right, baby.
7:24 Speaker 04 All right, okay. We're just like...
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9:06 Bunnie XO? Oh, let me just change my
9:10 Bunnie XO? Exactly. Change my next one? Exactly. Yeah, I am. There you go.
9:14 Speaker 04 Go ahead, Haley.
9:15 Bunnie XO? Okay. Someone says, wasn't me, but Oh, then we know it was them. I had a friend that stuffed fresh shrimp in her ex's curtain rods. Oh, my God, that was one of mine. Before she left his house, when she found out he was cheating. Then she peed out. I can't even imagine what that house smelled like afterwards. How do you find that? How smart are you to fucking shove shrimp in the curtain rods? You're never gonna find that. And imagine if it gets hot because the sun beaming down on the window? Hot showers. It's gonna steam it up. Oh, she didn't say shower rod. She said curtain rod, baby. So like, so like those right there above the window.
9:51 Speaker 04 Imagine in like your bedroom or something?
9:53 Bunnie XO? Bye.
9:53 Speaker 04 Can't find the smell?
9:55 Bunnie XO? And trying to just light a candle and mask that smell? Like, how could you even like get intimate with anybody when your house smells like straight up bedussy?
10:02 Speaker 04 Yep.
10:03 Bunnie XO? You know what I'm saying?
10:05 Speaker 04 No, I do know what you're saying. That's a great part.
10:10 Speaker 04 That's rough, dude. Like, okay.
10:13 Bunnie XO? I think that's good. I thought it was great. I thought it was good.
10:16 Speaker 04 All right. Picked up my sister-in-law. When she left her abuser, he was asleep, so I took his prosthetic leg.
10:25 Bunnie XO? All right. I mean, that's pretty fucking, that's pretty gangster. I love that. I get it. I love that you're, first of all, first of all, like
10:36 Bunnie XO? The fact that she could even think to take his prosthetic leg like
10:40 Speaker 04 That's funny as fuck.
10:41 Bunnie XO? You're on a different level bitch.
10:42 Speaker 04 Funny as fuck.
10:43 Bunnie XO? You're on a different level of petty.
10:45 Speaker 04 A different leg.
10:46 Bunnie XO? To make that man have to get up and hobble out of bed.
10:51 Bunnie XO? Like that dude had to hop around and think about his life decisions.
10:56 Speaker 04 Bro, and those things are expensive. Like let's go. Those things are expensive. You took a limb from that man.
11:03 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:04 Speaker 04 Yeah. But shouldn't have been an abuser. Karma's a bitch.
11:06 Bunnie XO? Yeah, exactly. You shouldn't be fucking beating women up. You're lucky to fucking still have your other leg, bruh.
11:12 Bunnie XO? Go ahead. You go again, Haley.
11:14 Speaker 04 Oh, Jesus. Okay. This one's short, but uh, apparently she said he left his WhatsApp open on his phone. So I sent his side chicks a picture of him chatting in a bucket while camping.
11:31 Bunnie XO? People are crazy.
11:33 Speaker 04 That was the one I was gonna open with, but I. You switch it up. You gave a little switcheroo. Yeah. Little element of surprise.
11:40 Bunnie XO? Are straight up insane.
11:42 Speaker 04 You know, I've camped a lot in my life, never shot in a bucket.
11:47 Speaker 04 I've never camped. Excuse me?
11:49 Speaker 05 What?
11:49 Bunnie XO? You've never camped, Haley?
11:51 Speaker 04 You've never gone camping.
11:52 Bunnie XO? No.
11:54 Speaker 05 Imagine Haley got a campsite.
11:55 Speaker 04 No. Sounds miserable. Unless we are in a camper. Yeah, I'm not in a sleeping bag and a fucking tent. She's literally outside. What's that?
12:04 Speaker 05 What's that? It's the wind, Haley.
12:06 Speaker 04 It's just the wind. No. She's like. There's a bug on me. I'm out.
12:10 Speaker 05 Yeah, we're in their home.
12:12 Speaker 04 Get away from me. Get away from me. Why is this happening? I would never take you camping. I love you, but I would never take you camping.
12:21 Bunnie XO? You'd be terrible.
12:22 Speaker 04 Please don't. I mean, I'm not going anyway. Said even if you invite me, even if there's a fire.
12:28 Bunnie XO? Terrible. Alright, you ready?
12:30 Speaker 04 Yeah.
12:31 Bunnie XO? I've never had a massage before, but I got a gift card over the holidays. So I decided to use it and booked an appointment. The masseuse was an incredibly attractive and fit woman. I tried to relax and enjoy it, but once she started rubbing my thighs without thinking about it, I got incredibly hard.
12:47 Speaker 04 Oh, it's a guy.
12:48 Bunnie XO? Then she started rubbing my lower back and it felt incredible. It was really awkward because I was trying to ignore how hard I was. Suddenly it felt even better and my dick started throbbing and immediately I started coming. Hard, so hard that I accidentally let out a fart while coming.
13:09 Bunnie XO? It was the most awkward and embarrassing moment of my life. Oh, and I wanted to die. I apologized quietly, legitimately trying not to cry from embarrassment. She said it was okay and just to clean up with the towel and grab another one and she'd be back in a few minutes. I did, and she finished the last fifteen of minutes or so of the massage while both of us never said a word.
13:30 Speaker 05 Cum fart.
13:33 Bunnie XO? Have you ever farted while coming?
13:34 Speaker 05 No, I'm thinking about it now, no.
13:36 Bunnie XO? I felt, I would feel like your muscles would be so tense, right?
13:40 Speaker 04 It would hold it in, so I bet you it was squeaky then. Slipped out.
13:45 Bunnie XO? Oh, what if it was one of those hot ones that just.
13:47 Speaker 04 Oh, and you pops it like.
13:49 Bunnie XO? Just so bad, but like, bro, come get a hold of yourself, dude. Like you, I can, men can control, right?
13:57 Speaker 05 A fart, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:58 Bunnie XO? Not a fart, but when you come.
14:04 Bunnie XO? Not a fart, but like when you come, right?
14:07 Speaker 05 For the most part, yes.
14:09 Speaker 04 For the most part.
14:10 Speaker 05 Contact with the area directly, I'm not sure why he reached completion.
14:14 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:15 Speaker 05 I mean, but also.
14:17 Bunnie XO? Some dudes can come, can come with no hands. I've seen it before. Yeah.
14:21 Speaker 04 And button his pants.
14:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah, some dudes can come, just at like the thought of things.
14:26 Speaker 04 He really liked me.
14:28 Bunnie XO? Tell us the story.
14:29 Speaker 04 That was it.
14:32 Bunnie XO? That was. Was that the one that you were banging in the truck?
14:35 Speaker 04 No, no, no, no, no. This was like, this was like. Twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, Haley. Yeah, no.
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16:29 Speaker 04 All right.
16:30 Bunnie XO? Okay. You've never had a guy premature ejaculate?
16:32 Speaker 04 Oh, for sure.
16:33 Bunnie XO? Tell us a story.
16:34 Speaker 04 I mean, there's not much to the story. It was like, oh, well, there it is. Yeah. A wet spot. I'm gonna go home now. What are we gonna do now? You know, it's one of those. I kicked him out. Well, I was like a teenager at the time.
16:46 Bunnie XO? Did you really kick him out?
16:47 Speaker 04 Yeah. Not because of that. I would've. I kind of feel like it was. I mean, yeah. That's what started it. But it got so awkward after that, that I... I was just like.
16:57 Bunnie XO? I mean, like, what do you say to somebody?
17:00 Speaker 04 I comforted the guy. I was like, oh, it's okay. Like, it happens. Nope.
17:06 Speaker 05 Yeah, it definitely is a like, like, it does happen, but just know it's a term of like, they're really into. I mean, you know, it's definitely happened where you're like, oh, shit, it happened. And then you get too excited. This guy must have been excited, so.
17:21 Speaker 04 I mean, it's kind of like wagging a tail. And you know, dogs get really excited. Men get really excited. They just kind of. Think about.
17:28 Bunnie XO? I mean, but shooting a load and wagging a tail are two different things.
17:32 Speaker 04 Yeah, I don't know. Kind of like they're the same.
17:34 Bunnie XO? Lot of bodily fluid.
17:37 Speaker 05 Like, I wonder what was there like a space of time between the cum and fart?
17:43 Bunnie XO? Was it like spontaneous combustion? I don't fucking know. Go ahead, memes.
17:51 Speaker 04 This one said, my bestie had some bitch put Nair in her hair conditioner at her boyfriend's house. Thankfully, she has super thick hair. So we both took turns peeing on her toothbrush. I'm not proud of it, but it did happen.
18:03 Bunnie XO? Golly.
18:05 Speaker 04 The amount of toothbrush stuff I read, you guys.
18:07 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
18:08 Speaker 04 Was a little, it makes me scared. But I mean, no one's around my toothbrush, but I think back in my past about like when I used to live with people and what they could have done to my toothbrush.
18:19 Bunnie XO? Oh, I would fucking freak out if I found out somebody did something to my toothbrush. That's wild. Did you know that your toothbrush, if it's too close to the toilet in your bathroom, can collect poop particles?
18:31 Speaker 04 So I always shut my toilet when I flush it.
18:34 Bunnie XO? Yep. So a lot of the majority of America is literally brushing their teeth with poop particles. Yep.
18:39 Speaker 04 All right. You don't close your lid? I know, but like mine's in like, my toilet's in a room. All right, we're not all rich.
18:50 Bunnie XO? Mine's. Not separate.
18:58 Speaker 04 I swear I came from the bottom. Now I'm here. I forgot about that.
19:02 Bunnie XO? Crazy. Your toilet has a separate room.
19:05 Speaker 04 Okay.
19:06 Bunnie XO? Not mine.
19:09 Bunnie XO? Not mine. Okay.
19:13 Bunnie XO? Is it my turn? Yeah. All right, here we go. I've manipulated my husband strategically, sleeping with him for more than 20 years. I've been married for going on 30 years. Many, many years ago, I realized that on weekends, if I got up in the morning and did whatever I needed to do, made breakfast, took care of kids, cleaned, etc., my husband would just stay in bed all day and watch TV. If I wanted to take the kids somewhere or suggested we go shopping or hiking or hang out with friends or literally anything, my husband would just say he's worked hard all week and he wants to relax. So we'd do nothing all weekend long. But if I started the morning off by sleeping with him shortly after we were done, he'd get up and take a shower and be ready to conquer the world.
19:55 Bunnie XO? So if I want to have a lazy day at home, I get up and do whatever I want. But if I want to go do something, I sleep with him first thing in the morning. I know I'm intentionally manipulating him and I don't actually care because I feel like he's getting what he wants and so am I.
20:08 Speaker 04 Wow.
20:09 Bunnie XO? I like that.
20:10 Speaker 05 Sounds like a happy marriage.
20:11 Speaker 04 I feel like that was very much like you found a common ground.
20:16 Bunnie XO? I feel like she cracked the code.
20:17 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:18 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:19 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I, my husband doesn't work like that. I sleep, if I fuck my husband in the morning, he's going back to bed.
20:26 Bunnie XO? He does not get a burst of energy. He fucking will roll over and saw logs.
20:33 Bunnie XO? Hi, May. You, would you, do you get a burst of energy?
20:35 Speaker 05 Honestly, yeah. You know, if we get a little morning session, I will pop up out of bed. I'm freaking wreck it Ralph.
20:41 Bunnie XO? You got a little.
20:43 Bunnie XO? You got a little spring in your free workout? Yeah, I'll shout out.
20:46 Speaker 04 Your free workout is Brooke.
20:47 Speaker 05 Yeah, I'm like, Brooke, you wanna go get coff- I never get coffee. You wanna go get coffee? Like, I'm just very...
20:52 Bunnie XO? Whatever you wanna do, honey.
20:53 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm. It's very like, yeah, once I get that off the list, it's like, well, what else can I get off?
20:57 Bunnie XO? Off the list is crazy.
21:01 Bunnie XO? Okay. Brooke, now we know how to get him out of bed. Not my husband. That would never work. What about you?
21:06 Speaker 04 Yeah, Jason's are ready to go.
21:08 Bunnie XO? Oh, okay.
21:09 Speaker 04 Yeah.
21:10 Bunnie XO? That's cra- yeah, Jason. Jason's got a lot of energy. You guys both together have a lot of energy.
21:14 Speaker 04 It's kinda crazy. Like, we're very, well, mm, yeah. But my mornings, I do my best to try to like hang for a second in bed and then catch up on emails and like, do those kinda things. But like, if it's one of those days where it's like, hey, get out of bed and go, it's like, you're literally out of the house within 20 minutes and starting your day.
21:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:35 Speaker 04 We don't stop, ever.
21:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah, no, you guys go. I mean, obviously, when we went to fucking Disneyland, I tapped out at like 3:00 PM. You motherfuckers were there until midnight.
21:43 Speaker 04 Even Jaime was like, ready to go.
21:47 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah. Jaime was so ready to go. I remember that.
21:50 Speaker 04 Jaime was in a thunderstorm in SpongeBob's castle thing and he was like, ready to go, guys.
21:55 Bunnie XO? Anytime you guys wanna leave, let's go. We would keep checking Live 360 and I'm like, those bitches are still there. Like, that's crazy.
22:03 Speaker 05 Yeah.
22:04 Speaker 04 Yeah. I mean, we all know that's my other child, so I was trying to please the children. I was ready, like, early in the morning till whenever they tapped out. And I honestly have to say, if the thunderstorm hadn't happened, we probably would've-
22:18 Bunnie XO? We would've stayed longer.
22:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, we would've gone till close. We really wanted to meet Shrek.
22:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that didn't happen.
22:23 Speaker 05 My socks did get wet. That was my only problem.
22:26 Speaker 04 I get it.
22:26 Speaker 05 Wet socks.
22:27 Bunnie XO? I hate wet socks. I will punch somebody if I have to wear wet socks or wet jeans. Wet jeans is the worst. And they're heavy. Fucking, oh, it's like, have you ever tried to swim in jeans? It's yeah.
22:41 Speaker 05 Yeah, it's hard.
22:42 Bunnie XO? I can tell you've been through it, I may. Yeah, no.
22:47 Bunnie XO? No, it's rough, dude. The fucking, I don't know why I was wet with jeans on, but it's happened before and it's fucking just not a good feeling.
22:55 Speaker 04 I just don't like wet clothes.
22:56 Bunnie XO? They're so heavy.
22:58 Speaker 04 She saved the day, though. She bought us all, spent like a hundred dollars on ponchos.
23:02 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:03 Speaker 04 And we all had Harry Potter ponchos.
23:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:05 Speaker 04 As we tried to make it out of the place because the day before I did not get a poncho and we got stuck in a thunderstorm and that was rough. I was soaking wet, just like tromping through fucking Disney.
23:15 Bunnie XO? We got everything but fucking ponch. Didn't we get ponchos in the pack, backpacks? I thought for the kids.
23:21 Speaker 04 For the kids. Adult sizes are different.
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24:29 Speaker 04 No.
24:32 Bunnie XO? I have a few rapid fire.
24:33 Speaker 04 Okay, rapid fire, go.
24:34 Bunnie XO? All right, rapid fire. I have a few rapid fire. One girl put hot sauce in. Contact solution and left. Okay. Yeah. He probably saw that unless it was. Maybe not. Unless it was the clear jalapeno kind.
24:49 Bunnie XO? Maybe not, though, if his contacts are in there and he can't see. Okay, listen, I just want to, I just want to give a disclaimer, guys. Do not do any of this shit at home. No, no. Cause these are some really good ideas and I'm gonna save them for later on if I ever need to use them, but do, what is it? Don't, what is it? Don't do like me. What is it?
25:09 Speaker 04 Do as I.
25:10 Bunnie XO? Do as I say, not as I do.
25:12 Speaker 04 Yeah.
25:12 Bunnie XO? Alright, yeah.
25:13 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, one of them, I saw this girl, I was like, I still had his care credit card after we split because he cheated and so I bought myself a pair of tits. I was like, okay, honey.
25:22 Bunnie XO? I mean.
25:23 Speaker 04 I mean.
25:24 Bunnie XO? This girl. Sister. Bought a thousand live crickets and let them go in her ex's house after found out he cheated.
25:36 Speaker 05 We will be charging that on the Patreon. That'll be one million dollars.
25:42 Bunnie XO? We are. Jar it now. We are cutting that out, Jason. We are cutting that out. Or bleep it. Actually, make it sound like sweet music that comes out. My tummy hurts. I took antibiotics and ate a fucking 10 ounce steak. I'm so fucking feel like I'm gonna puke right now. I'm going through it over here, guys. Struggling to get through.
25:59 Speaker 04 Classical music.
26:00 Bunnie XO? The fact that I was mid reading and I saw you.
26:05 Bunnie XO? I saw you lean over. I was like, should I just stop? As self-confessed, this becomes so unhinged.
26:09 Speaker 04 It's literally so unhinged, you guys.
26:13 Bunnie XO? I'm sorry if you guys really wanted good content. We're trying to, we're trying to deliver, I swear. Alright, go ahead, Haley.
26:20 Speaker 04 That was beautiful.
26:21 Bunnie XO? You want me to reread it? Yeah. Okay. This girl bought a thousand live crickets and let them go in her ex's house after she found out that he cheated. A thousand.
26:31 Speaker 04 You can't find those motherfuckers.
26:33 Bunnie XO? I know.
26:34 Speaker 04 Tried.
26:35 Bunnie XO? And I know, and they fucking just sit there.
26:37 Speaker 04 With their violins and shit, just fucking going off. Tiny feet violins? Bro, no. But crickets are good luck. I would have put roaches. Oh, yeah. Not crickets. Crickets are good luck. Yeah. Probably brought them a lot of money. Makes me wanna punch people hearing crickets. Yeah. They're not supposed to be going. Outside, yeah. Yeah, if it's a beautiful night and you're late, like sitting out, please. But if you're trying to go to sleep and they're in the corner, just fucking having a banjo time, no. Thank you. Makes me literally so angry. I, I got these new chickens, um, and they're miniature roosters. So when they crow, they sound like kazoo's and they start at five AM and they don't stop till seven. I mean, that's your fucking fault. It, it is. You did that to yourself, sister. It is. They're cool looking, but fuck that.
27:22 Speaker 04 Move them a little further away from the house. I would be fucking throwing shoes out the window. There's no fucking way, dude. Yeah, we have four of them. Oh, and they all four go off? So they have like competitions with the bigger ones. Oh, no. So it's like the, they, one of them will kazoo and then the, the large roosters will happen. You say kazoo, what does it sound like?
27:44 Speaker 05 Like an actual kazoo?
27:45 Speaker 04 Play it. Sounds like a real kazoo. Like, I don't have it on, I don't have it on my phone, but like. Find one on YouTube. Cause I've only. Isn't it like?
27:54 Speaker 04 No, like a kazoo is like a.
27:58 Speaker 04 Like that, right? Like that noise?
28:02 Speaker 05 You did pretty good.
28:03 Speaker 04 That was, yeah, that was good. Way more spot on. That was great.
28:08 Speaker 04 I watch a lot of cartoons. So we have banjo?
28:14 Speaker 04 The hell? That sounds like nails on a fucking chalkboard. I hate that. Oh. Why is it getting higher pitched? No fucking way. And so they're like, yeah, they sound like. Kill them all.
28:28 Speaker 04 Fuck that.
28:28 Bunnie XO? Your neighbors probably hate you.
28:31 Speaker 04 My neighbors actually love all my animals.
28:33 Bunnie XO? Mm hmm. They tell you. We come outside and fucking BB gun shot to the head. Fucking these motherfuckers are gonna be taken out like targets.
28:43 Bunnie XO? Fuck that. If my neighbors had fucking shit. No, there's no way. I can't do it.
28:49 Speaker 04 We live in the country, though. I feel like it's expected.
28:51 Bunnie XO? You have neighbors. Where's your closest neighbor? Literally.
28:59 Speaker 04 They're old. They can't hear.
29:01 Bunnie XO? If I had hearing aids.
29:03 Speaker 04 It's the same one that offered me cow come. Cow come? Yeah, he's got a garage full of it.
29:09 Bunnie XO? Cow come?
29:10 Speaker 04 Yep.
29:10 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I've never heard this story.
29:12 Speaker 04 Oh, continue. Yeah, our neighbor came to meet us and he said, hey, I got a bunch of cow sperm in my garage. Is your cow fixed? I said, it's a steer. And he said, darn. I've got a bunch of cow come that I got from a friend.
29:30 Bunnie XO? I would like to know how the friend. And I want to know what the cows look like. I'm just not gonna inseminate my cow with your fucking.
29:36 Speaker 04 Cow.
29:37 Bunnie XO? No, I need pictures. I need to see the parents.
29:40 Speaker 04 Imagine it's his own. I wasn't.
29:46 Speaker 04 He just really wants to see a cow human.
29:51 Bunnie XO? On that note, we're leaving.
29:54 Bunnie XO? See you guys next week. Goodbye.
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