The Snack: RIP Pope, Undercover Weddings, and Worst Way to Get Dumped

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: Why Rayna can't get a puppy + unhinged cats Undercover weddings: Kristen Stewart, Jalen Hurts, Joe Exotic Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley's hard launch Pope Francis passing The story behind "The Big Dumper" of MLB The best and worst ways to break up with someone What jobs celebrities would have if they weren't famous Headlines: Fyre Festival cancelled, being polite to chatGPT costs money, Trader Joe's tote-gate Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Little Caesars: Binge the reality show Pretzel Crust Island on the Little Caesars YouTube channel. Smalls: Get 35%, plus an additional 50% off, your first order at https://smalls.com with code GGE. Cornbread Hemp: Get 30% off your first order at https://cornbreadhemp.com/gge with code GGE. Trade Coffee: Get 50% off your one month trial with Trade at https://drinktrade.com/eat. Addyi: Learn more at https://addyi.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Rayna Greenberg?

  Welcome to the snack, a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy.

• 0:10Rayna Greenberg?

  Hi, guys.

• 0:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  Hi, guys.

• 0:12Rayna Greenberg?

  Or howdy, should I say?

• 0:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  Because of how you're dressed?

• 0:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Because my hat says howdy on it.

• 0:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  I didn't even read it.

• 0:19Rayna Greenberg?

  Wow.

• 0:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  You just took off your cardigan and you were giving like surf shop owner, like the mom who started the shop and now her boys run it. Like and the mom comes in to check on everybody. I'm upset you took your sweater off.

• 0:33Rayna Greenberg?

  I dress very venice-y these days.

• 0:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  It was so venice.

• 0:36Rayna Greenberg?

  I dress very venice-y. I just, I try to do like monochrome, a lot of bagginess, a lot of wool sweaters.

• 0:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, it's either like Hollywood slut or Venice.

• 0:46Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, thank you.

• 0:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Venice.

• 0:47Rayna Greenberg?

  Why? Because it's such a trucker hat, Hollywood slut, Venice beachy wool sweater.

• 0:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  Get go out, out. You're like tits out.

• 0:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 0:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  You know, it's not like Venice mom and pop shop owner.

• 0:57Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, when I walk around to Air One, take my walks to Air One, Venice mom and pop shop, but at night, I try to get sweaty.

• 1:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  By night, day to night. Um, you guys, today, 4/24 is Azul's gotcha day.

• 1:09Rayna Greenberg?

  You reminded me that we've been with him for four years and I really like, I feel like time just flew.

• 1:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  Where is he?

• 1:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Behind you.

• 1:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, okay. Azul, can you come into the shot? It's your special day. He's, come here. Come on.

• 1:21Rayna Greenberg?

  He's like, I don't have to be performative anymore with you guys.

• 1:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  So, yes, he came into our lives on April 24th. It was a Saturday and he showed up and.

• 1:31Rayna Greenberg?

  He showed up, he showed up.

• 1:32Ashley Hesseltine?

  They dropped him off. I'm like, okay. It was my first foster after my dog, my previous dog Dewey had died. I was like, I'll give fostering a shot. It had been a few months and here we are. First foster fail, straight out of the gate. And Rayna really had a lot to do with it.

• 1:46Rayna Greenberg?

  I just, I love him. He's so special. I did not realize it had been four years. That's crazy. We've lived here for two and a half years.

• 1:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know.

• 1:53Rayna Greenberg?

  I guess you got him way before we moved. Okay, well.

• 1:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, April 24th, 2021, Azul's gotcha day. So.

• 1:58Rayna Greenberg?

  Happy birthday, little prince.

• 1:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  Fourth anniversary, little baby. Maybe I'll get a dog soon. You're inching closer.

• 2:05Rayna Greenberg?

  I am. I have been sending you like websites to different places.

• 2:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, try to do it Thursday and then we have the same anniversary.

• 2:10Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, what am I gonna do? How are we gonna count Thursday? Somebody just told me I have to like stay in town. So I was talking to my DCX. I like let him talk to me for a little bit the other night and he was like, you have to be sure to like stay in town for like about two months if you get a dog. And I was like, what are you saying to me?

• 2:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, yeah, you have to take care of the dog.

• 2:29Rayna Greenberg?

  Find me a time when I will ever be in town for two months.

• 2:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  If you get a puppy.

• 2:34Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm probably gonna get a puppy.

• 2:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Couldn't be me. I will never raise a puppy in my life.

• 2:42Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't want it.

• 2:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  I will die on that hill. I'm not cut out for that puppy life.

• 2:45Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm not either.

• 2:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Baby life.

• 2:46Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't think I could ever. I was on the phone with my sister in law this morning. My nephew just shit so loud and I was like, you're so much stronger than me.

• 2:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  The difference between full grown rescue dogs off the street and puppies is Azul 424, he came into my life. I had him, fostered him, decided to keep him for what, eight days? And then we went to Florida and I had to send him with the sitter. It was already planned. Like we had a tour.

• 3:10Rayna Greenberg?

  That's how I'm trying to live.

• 3:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  And they already knew and they, I like had him with my sitter, Kaitlyn, who had sat, who was a vet tech. And she was so trustworthy, but eight days and I was like, he's a grown ass man.

• 3:20Rayna Greenberg?

  That's, that's the timeframe that I'm willing to commit to being in town is eight days. Okay?

• 3:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  You can't leave a puppy. It's crazy.

• 3:27Rayna Greenberg?

  If you and I have to go somewhere, then your fiance needs, he's got two dogs.

• 3:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't think you're, I don't think you should get a puppy. I don't think a person who's ever had a dog should sign up, should sign up for, but Raven, it's crazy. I'm not doing it.

• 3:38Rayna Greenberg?

  No, you're right. No, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.

• 3:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  Just get a like one year old dog, a fully formed.

• 3:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Ashley, I've never been alone with a dog.

• 3:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I just.

• 3:46Rayna Greenberg?

  I've spent more time alone with babies than dogs.

• 3:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't want you to get a puppy because you will rehome that shit quick. Like you will be like, someone take this puppy. It's so much work. Okay, okay, let's get into it and stay on the journey, guys.

• 3:59Rayna Greenberg?

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• 4:13Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 4:34Rayna Greenberg?

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• 4:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Maybe Smalls, it's our friend's dog name.

• 4:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, you remember at Old House, there used to be so many cats all over the place?

• 4:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  There's-

• 4:42Rayna Greenberg?

  That was crazy.

• 4:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  There is, you know what, let's get into it, there is a new cat on my patio, like, every day.

• 4:49Rayna Greenberg?

  A different type of cat?

• 4:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  I mean, I've seen-

• 4:51Rayna Greenberg?

  That was how I used to live.

• 4:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  I've seen three to four, they have collars, I live in kinda like a town home type community, small, 11 units, and it's funny at this point, cuz I'm like, whose cat is that? It's crazy to have an animal that you just let out and it goes in other people's properties.

• 5:09Rayna Greenberg?

  I had about five different cats that would come through, that would just spin the block, as you would say.

• 5:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, come through is funny, you're like, yo, come through.

• 5:19Rayna Greenberg?

  Come through, and I would send your mom photos of them, one of them was like terrifying looking.

• 5:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, one was giant.

• 5:24Rayna Greenberg?

  One night, Andrew and Brenna were staying at my house, I was out of town, and this cat walked by with a mouse in its mouth, and I was like, please don't ever send me that again, but I have a serious actual question, I know your parents, your parents live on a farm, they have cats that like run out the farm at night, but like, we do not live on a farm, we live in a home community, like, are people just letting their cats out and they just come back?

• 5:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, apparently, I think it's so nuts.

• 5:47Rayna Greenberg?

  But I don't understand, like, who is allowing, like, I don't want your fucking cat on my property, like, your animal should stay on your property, I'm laying out, outside in the back with like no clothing on, your creepy fucking cat creeps up on me?

• 5:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  So the crazy thing is that, like, Dewey would have killed your cat.

• 6:02Rayna Greenberg?

  Also true.

• 6:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  And we're in, we're on our property. And I get it. Cats want to roam around. They they're meant to be outside, like some of them, outside cats, but I think it's so crazy. They're just in other people's yards. Our friends, I'm not going to name your names because I don't want to out the situation. Our friends, there was a cat that kept coming around to their apartment a lot, every single day. And the one of the neighbors took it in and then the owner started posting, "Lost cat."

• 6:27Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, why'd you let your cat out?

• 6:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  And then the owner, the person who took it like never returned it, just started shutting their blinds. And the person whose cat it was started coming, coming over, knocking on doors. And they had to be like, "We haven't seen anything." I mean, this is going to spark some comments and like, I do understand, sometimes you've just got to let an animal be. I mean, I've heard about cats having anxiety because they can't get outside, like outside cats need to be outside. But like, in an apartment complex or in a townhome complex, it is crazy.

• 6:56Rayna Greenberg?

  I, I mean, I just live like in a neighborhood in Venice. So like I, these cats are just roaming around from house to house.

• 7:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  That is crazy. There's in the streets.

• 7:04Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah. There was five different cats that just like, we're just stopping by. I'm done, damn it. I don't care.

• 7:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  All right, guys. Well, let's kick it off with an undercover wedding report.

• 7:15Rayna Greenberg?

  A lot of weddings this week.

• 7:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  Secrets. It's quiet.

• 7:18Rayna Greenberg?

  Just, yeah.

• 7:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 7:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, so Kristen Stewart married Dylan Meyer. Um, so that's her, her partner. And they got married, um, at Casita Del Campo in Los Feliz. It's just a Mexican restaurant. They just got married like outside next to the DJ booth.

• 7:32Ashley Hesseltine?

  And she was just in a T-shirt?

• 7:33Rayna Greenberg?

  She, yeah, she's in like a linen set and a T-shirt. I'm crazy about what her current wife wore. I mean, it's a short sleeve, kind of like sheer see-through dress and she's wearing combat boots. Maybe she's wearing, actually Mary Janes with black socks. They just, they look, she looks gorgeous. I'm crazy about this outfit.

• 7:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. Eagles quarterback, Jalen Hurts quietly marries Bree Burrows.

• 7:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Ladies around the world shed a tear.

• 8:00Rayna Greenberg?

  Do people know he had a partner?

• 8:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 8:02Rayna Greenberg?

  That was like, public knowledge?

• 8:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, but they were pretty under the radar. She wasn't always out and about. I mean, I don't know, people who didn't know so much about Jalen Hurts and Eagles, like maybe I do, or Eagles fans, like, didn't know if he was single or what. I mean, people have been, he's the finest man in the NFL. Like, people were wondering. So he marries her. Who's forget how young he is? He's only 26.

• 8:23Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, my God, he's so young.

• 8:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, and she's a bad bitch. She went to college with him. They went to Alabama. And I think they were together then, or that's where they met. And, you know, she's like a tech executive. She has her MBA. She's a boss bitch wag. We'd love to see it.

• 8:40Rayna Greenberg?

  I'd love to see it.

• 8:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's a new trend, like Taylor Swift.

• 8:41Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't know, go back and forth, because when people hide their significant others, it's either because they want to cheat, or it's on the very far end of the spectrum of they just don't want that person to get harassed constantly.

• 8:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, he hasn't been hiding her. I mean, she was celebrating with him after the Super Bowl. Like, she's always been around. It's just she's not like, a celebrity, or a model, or, I mean, she's gorgeous. But anyway, so, sorry, everybody, he is off the market officially.

• 9:06Rayna Greenberg?

  And also off the market, rounding out our wedding, our wedding report, the Tiger King, Joe Exotic, got married to a fellow inmate in prison.

• 9:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  Anyone can find love.

• 9:17Rayna Greenberg?

  Except me.

• 9:20Rayna Greenberg?

  How did Joe Exotic beat me to the altar?

• 9:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  When Jodi Arias, like, found a husband in jail, I was like, this is crazy. I was like, how can everybody but me?

• 9:29Rayna Greenberg?

  He is 62, his husband is 33.

• 9:35Rayna Greenberg?

  Everybody can find him but me.

• 9:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'm sure you could find someone on the level of his husband.

• 9:40Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm sure I could find an inmate that would marry me.

• 9:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  I think you could find an inmate.

• 9:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Luigi's got too many women going after him.

• 9:47Rayna Greenberg?

  That's why, like, in my, like, that look. I like that look.

• 9:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Joe Exotic?

• 9:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 9:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  And then we're just going to tag on a new couple that launched on Easter, didn't see it coming. No one really knew how to process it. And that is Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus.

• 10:07Rayna Greenberg?

  Seeing them together in a photo is so crazy and out of context, you like can't even place it. She's on a ranch in a button down plaid shirt. And I was just like, it's like The Crown meets Howdy Doody.

• 10:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  This is Elizabeth Hurley. Has she fallen off that much?

• 10:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Like.

• 10:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Someone commented, is every other man dead?

• 10:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  The way he looked was insane.

• 10:36Rayna Greenberg?

  The way he looked, what is she doing on a farm in a cowboy hat with a button down plaid shirt?

• 10:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  She looked fine.

• 10:42Rayna Greenberg?

  But she looks great, but like it's so out of context. I think of her as like chic British.

• 10:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Austin Powers.

• 10:50Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 10:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 10:51Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, how did they even, how did these two cross paths? How did this happen?

• 10:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know.

• 10:55Rayna Greenberg?

  This is the epitome of he wore me down.

• 10:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Seriously. And like, what, okay, he was wearing bunny ears and it was Easter, but I saw a lot of bunny ears this year. And was that like?

• 11:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Are you gross about it?

• 11:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know. Like, I just saw like a lot of adults on the streets in bunny ears. And I was like, is this a thing? I mean.

• 11:13Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm looking at the photo.

• 11:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  You do you.

• 11:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Ah, to an extent, you do you. It's, she looks, I can't get over it. She's wearing a cowboy hat. He's wearing bunny ears. I mean, he doesn't look bad.

• 11:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  What?

• 11:26Rayna Greenberg?

  A full tattoo sleeve. He looks like he's wearing a skirt.

• 11:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  You could, if you gun to my head said, who is that? No idea.

• 11:34Rayna Greenberg?

  No idea on either of them.

• 11:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'd say Kristen Stewart before I said Billy Ray Cyrus.

• 11:37Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, neither of them.

• 11:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  While we're talking about her.

• 11:40Rayna Greenberg?

  She's also face tuned this photo just beyond recognition. Can people stop doing this?

• 11:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  I, let's move on.

• 11:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  So speaking of things that happened on Easter, the Pope died.

• 11:52Rayna Greenberg?

  He knows how to make an entrance.

• 11:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  An exit.

• 11:54Rayna Greenberg?

  An entrance to heaven, actually.

• 11:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  He technically died on, he technically died Easter Monday.

• 11:59Rayna Greenberg?

  Wait, can you remind me, what is, what is Easter?

• 12:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Jesus rose from the dead. He is risen.

• 12:05Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't know about some people.

• 12:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  But you say, you see people say he is risen.

• 12:09Rayna Greenberg?

  He is risen. Okay. So on Christmas, he died.

• 12:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  He came out of the tomb.

• 12:12Rayna Greenberg?

  No, because this is his birthday.

• 12:16Rayna Greenberg?

  Christmas is Jesus's birthday, right?

• 12:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  In the manger.

• 12:19Rayna Greenberg?

  So he was born.

• 12:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes.

• 12:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Jesus was born on Christmas and then he's reincarnated on Easter.

• 12:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  They put him up on the cross.

• 12:27Rayna Greenberg?

  And then he died. That's not a holiday, though. That's just-

• 12:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, that's Good Friday, right?

• 12:31Speaker 02

  Yes. Good Friday is the day that Christians commemorate the crucifixion and death of Jesus Christ.

• 12:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  And then he rose on Easter, Sunday.

• 12:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Like from the dead, like his ghost.

• 12:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 12:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  But so I think the Pope died technically, well, I don't know, maybe it was still Easter Sunday over here and it was Monday in, at the Vatican.

• 12:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 12:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  So, yeah, and he was the first Latin American pontiff dead at 88 after a months-long battle with pneumonia?

• 13:00Rayna Greenberg?

  Pneumonia.

• 13:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  He was beloved by many. He was really progressive.

• 13:05Rayna Greenberg?

  He was why, he's considered to be the most liberal and progressive Pope to ever exist.

• 13:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  So he was criticized by super conservative, but the last person really he saw before he died was J.D. Vance. And he had been dodging J.D. Vance. He doesn't like these administrators. The Pope, no.

• 13:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Dodging J.D.

• 13:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  He had like dodged him prior and J.D. Vance still showed up.

• 13:25Rayna Greenberg?

  How did he even get in there?

• 13:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know.

• 13:27Rayna Greenberg?

  You think he bought a ticket?

• 13:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  If I saw J.D. Vance in my dying days, I would be like, oh my God, I'm in hell. I went to hell. This is crazy. If you saw him while you were like all out of it, I'd be like, this is who is greeting me at the doors of hell.

• 13:41Rayna Greenberg?

  I would think it was a joke like Elizabeth Hurley.

• 13:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  If I saw Donald Trump, Elon Musk, J.D. Vance, or Caroline Levitt, I'd be like, the devil has arrived. Hell is real.

• 13:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, you made me laugh so hard saying like that that's a crazy person to see before you die.

• 14:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  Can you imagine?

• 14:02Rayna Greenberg?

  What is the last person?

• 14:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  And he, you know, he just like hated it. He was like, get out of here. I've been trying to avoid you all weekend.

• 14:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  JD Vance is so hated.

• 14:18Rayna Greenberg?

  It's just like, it's not even an important person. Like, at least Donald Trump, you could be like, I saw the president. Like, I don't want to see Donald Trump, but you hear me, like, at least it's the president. A president.

• 14:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  JD Vance keeps trying to do stuff and everyone's like, don't come here. Like, when he tried to take his family skiing and people just were in the streets protesting. What, he went to Greenland? They were like, get out of here.

• 14:37Rayna Greenberg?

  He really is a natural joke.

• 14:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  He tries to go see the Pope, the Pope dies.

• 14:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, what a terrible, like, omen.

• 14:51Rayna Greenberg?

  He's like, you know what? I'm done battling pneumonia. I'm just gonna go. See myself out of here.

• 15:02Rayna Greenberg?

  We're gonna get canceled for this.

• 15:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I mean, RIP. This is hate for JD Vance.

• 15:06Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, right. Sorry for the Pope.

• 15:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  So, when he passed, we're not Catholic, you know, when he passed, I was like, that's sad, as obviously someone who was super progressive and made a lot of change and inspired a lot of people. And then I was like, there was something kind of scandalous and funny with this Pope. And I couldn't remember it, and then it came back to me.

• 15:25Rayna Greenberg?

  What was it?

• 15:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  Do you remember November 2020, a crazy time? He liked this Brazilian model's photo.

• 15:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  Rayna? No, this, the Pope's account liked this Brazilian model's naughty photo.

• 15:45Rayna Greenberg?

  No! She's in a schoolgirl outfit.

• 15:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Catholic schoolgirl.

• 15:49Rayna Greenberg?

  Her whole butthole is out.

• 15:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  On brand. Maybe he liked the Catholicism of it all.

• 15:54Rayna Greenberg?

  He likes the Catholic schoolgirl of it all.

• 15:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  I remember.

• 15:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you think somebody, like, broke into that account?

• 15:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  So, I remembered, and I thought about it last night, and I was just like, let me look this up to kind of refresh my memory. The headlines were insane. BBC, Pope Francis Vatican Investigates Brazilian Model Instagram Photo Like. CNN writes, "The Vatican is seeking an explanation from Instagram after the official account of Pope Francis liked a photograph of a lingerie-clad Brazilian model. A photograph of model Natalia Garibato, who was dressed in schoolgirl-style undergarments, was liked by Francis's verified account." It's unclear when the photograph, which shows her skimply clad buttocks, was first liked, but the interaction was visible on November 13th, before being unliked the next day, a whole day that like stayed up there.

• 16:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  And it says, now the Vatican said it's trying to get to the bottom of the incident. We are in touch with Instagram to find out what happened.

• 16:48Rayna Greenberg?

  So like Instagram needs to apologize to us?

• 16:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  The fact that he was scrolling and hit that like button, and you're not even ready for this bomb to drop. She posted after he died, rest in paradise, my friend.

• 17:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  And she put the picture that he liked next to a picture of him.

• 17:04Rayna Greenberg?

  I would be riding this wave forever if that was her.

• 17:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  So when it happened, she was like, oh my gosh, I'm such a fan. Like she was like so.

• 17:11Rayna Greenberg?

  She was messaging with him, she was in his DMs.

• 17:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  She was so excited.

• 17:13Rayna Greenberg?

  He DM'd the Pope.

• 17:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  She DM'd him.

• 17:16Rayna Greenberg?

  It's crazy.

• 17:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  So that was something that like came back to me and I just, I didn't know if you remembered. And November 2020, I mean, that was Four Seasons Total Landscaping. I mean, what a time.

• 17:27Rayna Greenberg?

  That's probably why I didn't know about it.

• 17:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know, honestly, the election.

• 17:30Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, that too.

• 17:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  That took seven days for the results. I mean, things were just, everything was crazy. And so that one slipped through the cracks and I remembered it.

• 17:39Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm so glad you remembered this. So now Conclave starts, which I'm fascinated by.

• 17:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  So I don't know what that means.

• 17:46Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm so excited to tell you about it. Cause I just, I love like church stuff. I love visiting temples and there's a movie that recently came out that was nominated for La La Rewards with Ralph Fiennes, called Conclave, you guys could watch that. But so basically you mourn the Pope for about nine days. There's a whole like daily thing that you do every, I don't know, there's a whole process of nine days. And then they have 15 to 20 days to start the conclave. And conclave is where they sequester all of the Cardinals around the world into the Vatican. And they have to basically do like rounds and rounds of voting until they elect a new Pope. And you know that they've elected a Pope because white smoke comes out of the Vatican. But they're sequestered like locked in there until then. And they kind of like. Talk to each other and try to like campaign for Pope and there's like frontrunners. And so there's like about six frontrunners right now.

• 18:30Rayna Greenberg?

  There are, I wrote this on 252 Cardinals right now, 135 are eligible. And 108 were specifically appointed by Pope Francis. So it is more than likely that somebody a little more liberal will be voted as the Pope.

• 18:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  But I thought like the far right is like really obviously pushing for a different type of Pope.

• 18:50Rayna Greenberg?

  And people are always saying, just like, you know, the pendulum tends to swing Republican to Democrat, back and forth, there will be a swing to a more conservative papal confirmation. I don't know. So that's, that's conclave for you.

• 19:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, got it. Well, rest in peace. I know we're sitting here making jokes, but this is obviously a sad thing. And I'm sure it's, you know, the Catholic communities are mourning and, you know, I love what he stood for and he was the horniest Pope we've ever seen, I guess. So God rest his horny soul.

• 19:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  JD Vance is the one to blame.

• 19:26Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you think CNN's saying that? Other news outlets are like?

• 19:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  No one's reporting on the Instagram like, I had to dig so deep to find that she posted about it.

• 19:36Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. So we have a new show for you guys. You can tune in now. Came out two days ago. It is your new favorite drama filled reality show, Pretzel Crust Island. You can watch it on Little Caesar's YouTube channel. So it's a cult favorite, Pretzel Crust Pizza. It's so good.

• 19:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  I love Little Caesar's.

• 19:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Me too.

• 19:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Little Caesar's slaps. We were at the Eagles game like last season and I got this Little Caesar's. I kind of, I hadn't had it in a minute. I just forgot how good it was. And then now I'm like remembering back to that pretzel crust. I'm like, man, it's so good.

• 20:08Rayna Greenberg?

  I've been loving it.

• 20:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 20:09Rayna Greenberg?

  I've been loving it since I was a kid and now there's a reality show that you can watch. So Pretzel Crust Island, it's inspired by real Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza fans who claim they would do crazy things for just one pizza. And so the prize really is just one pizza.

• 20:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 20:25Rayna Greenberg?

  So people have offered to do things like file for bankruptcy, fight their own family, skydive dressed as a pretzel. And basically Little Caesar's is like. Like we're telling them to put their, their money where their mouth is and prove it. So there's lots of drama, there's challenges, love and loss, backstabbing and betrayal.

• 20:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  The show is crazy.

• 20:42Rayna Greenberg?

  You never thought you needed it.

• 20:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  And they're competing for one pretzel crust pizza.

• 20:45Rayna Greenberg?

  It's just the love of the game.

• 20:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  I get it.

• 20:47Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 20:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  For the love of the game. And I really understand that, doing crazy things for this pizza. And again, the challenges are real because they're based on real fan tweets and comments demanding for the pretzel crust return. So basically, all these people were like, we need it, we want it. And they were like, what would you do for it? And they were like, we'll do all this. And they were like, we're gonna make a show about it.

• 21:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Say no more fam. And we'll play you guys a little snippet.

• 21:08Speaker 03

  Pretzel crust fans who have to balance on a pizza box while holding boycotting signs over their heads.

• 21:14Speaker 04

  I'm winning this pizza.

• 21:15Speaker 05

  You let me win this challenge, I'll take you to the finale.

• 21:19Speaker 03

  How could you betray me?

• 21:22Rayna Greenberg?

  And so you guys can get in on it. So you can vote on the winner in the finale.

• 21:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  Love that.

• 21:27Rayna Greenberg?

  And there has never been an elimination ceremony like the ones on Pretzel Crust Island.

• 21:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's wild.

• 21:32Rayna Greenberg?

  So you can binge the reality show Pretzel Crust Island on the Little Caesar's YouTube channel, starting two days ago. So it's out now. Lots of challenges. It's just a fun watch.

• 21:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, check it out. And it's just really, again, it's really fun to watch. I would order some Little Caesar's while you watch.

• 21:50Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 21:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Make a night of it. Date night, girls night, boys night.

• 21:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Binge on pizza and binge this series.

• 21:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Exactly.

• 21:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes. Can I just tell you, I, I mean, I just, I love food shows and I love competition shows and I love pizza. So finally, somebody has given me all things wrapped up into one.

• 22:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  Has answered your prayers.

• 22:06Rayna Greenberg?

  And I can participate.

• 22:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 22:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Uh, I just, I don't know. This pizza is just like, it reminds me of like, growing up in Pittsburgh, I always had it. My dad always picked it up for us. It's just like, it's bomb.

• 22:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  And they shot this show really well. Like, it's like a really fun, easy, quick watch. You don't have to like, settle in for a big commitment. Just like, watch it, have your pizza. So like Rayna said, you guys can binge the reality show Pretzel Crust Island on the Little Caesar's YouTube channel. Right now.

• 22:33Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 22:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Start on April 22nd. And something else you guys can consume that's delicious is Trade Coffee. So I love this so much. I am such a coffee drinker. I never, a day doesn't go by that I don't have one to two to, you know, maybe three coffees. And I'm just such a fan of what you can do. You can get on Trade's website and find these different coffees from all over the country. It's the number one US coffee destination, bringing you fresh coffee from over 50 of the country's top roasters. So their experts have taste tested thousands of coffees to curate over 450 amazing roasts. So whether you're new to coffee or know your favorites, they'll handpick the perfect coffee for you. Just take the quiz. I just love taking the quiz. Under a minute, they'll match you with the perfect coffee. If that first bag isn't quite right, Trade will replace it for free until they nail it. So every bag is roasted to order.

• 23:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  I got this coffee, it was out of this roaster in Massachusetts called Atomic Coffee. Came, I had it set to the type of like ground that I like. I like it ground and you can tell them if you have like a traditional coffee maker, French press, whatever. Every bag is roasted to order. It smelled delicious, of course. I've been drinking it. I do a French press. I just love it so much. And Trade's prices are on par with grocery store brands, but the quality is next level and you're supporting local roasters. I think this is really fun, especially for a gift. You know, you could find a roaster from somewhere you have a memory with somebody or where they're from, or I don't know where you got married, where you went on a trip.

• 23:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 23:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  I like the Massachusetts connection. That's where my fiance is from. So we just really love it. So right now Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 50% off your one month trial at drinktrade.com/eat. That's drinktrade, T R A D E dot com slash eat for 50% off your one month trial. Drinktrade.com slash eat.

• 24:13Rayna Greenberg?

  So our next report, the big dumper will dump your boyfriend or girlfriend. This little under the radar out of Seattle.

• 24:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 24:22Rayna Greenberg?

  And the Seattle Mariners catcher, Cal Raleigh, will break up with your significant other for you at a baseball game on the Jumbotron. And I guess he's known as the big dumper because he has a big caboose.

• 24:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 24:35Rayna Greenberg?

  He's got a dump truck on him.

• 24:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  He has a dump truck on him. So they call him the big dumper and I guess they just took that and ran with it.

• 24:41Rayna Greenberg?

  And we're like, we'll dump people on the Jumbotron. If I got dumped on the Jumbotron, I would sue MLB like for damages. This is emotional distress. Are you serious? Actually, I'm surprised they are letting this happen. Like, you don't know what people are gonna do when you break up with them. But however, if I was a Seattle Mariners fan and I went to games sometimes and I was not there at that game.

• 25:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  When someone got dumped?

• 25:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Somebody got dumped, I would be so pissed. Or if I was in the bathroom.

• 25:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know.

• 25:09Rayna Greenberg?

  Can you imagine missing it?

• 25:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know, like, they just, it's hard to tell in these videos if people are engaged with it. I mean, they're probably doing it at a time where people are taking a break, going to the bathroom, getting concessions.

• 25:20Rayna Greenberg?

  And is the camera like on these people when it's happening?

• 25:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  The one I saw.

• 25:24Rayna Greenberg?

  Or it's just on the dump truck?

• 25:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  It is just on the cow, the dumper. I saw that he was like, he dumped this woman. He said like Kelly in section 302, you know, Jason.

• 25:34Rayna Greenberg?

  I guess your partner knows it's coming, so they will elbow you, so you pay attention. You know, if I see just some dumb man on the Jumbotron, I'm not gonna pay attention.

• 25:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  You think they're there with their partner?

• 25:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 25:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  You think a guy would bring a girl there to dump her?

• 25:45Rayna Greenberg?

  Why else would she be there? You think she just went to a baseball game on her own?

• 25:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  I never thought about this. Like, I, yeah, I just, I guess I hadn't thought that deeply about it.

• 25:54Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, so well, here's what I would do. I would be like, let's try, I'd figure out a way that we had to drive separately.

• 25:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 25:59Rayna Greenberg?

  Because like, we're not going home together. I'm not driving you home after I dump you at a baseball game. I would be like, I'm running late from work, just meet me there.

• 26:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  There. Our stadium's so far away. Meet you there. It takes an hour.

• 26:10Rayna Greenberg?

  I know. Well, that's, I'm not driving home with you from Dodger Stadium.

• 26:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  I would send him with his friends and I would do it.

• 26:17Rayna Greenberg?

  You're just not.

• 26:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  Remote.

• 26:19Rayna Greenberg?

  You're, what if, you're just not gonna watch?

• 26:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, yeah, I guess I'd, I'd hire Tessa to go. Hire Tessa.

• 26:25Rayna Greenberg?

  We, we could go and get like seats in like another section of the thing.

• 26:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  And watch from afar.

• 26:30Rayna Greenberg?

  Watch with binoculars.

• 26:32Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, that's the way to do it.

• 26:33Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I have binoculars.

• 26:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  I just can't imagine sitting next to somebody and this guy comes up and they start speaking directly to you and then they break you up.

• 26:43Rayna Greenberg?

  That sounds ama, you're thinking about your relationship. Think about other relationships. Think about bad relationships.

• 26:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you just like dump your soda or your beer. On him and like storm out your legend.

• 26:54Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, it sounds amazing. Somebody cheats on you. Somebody does something bad to you. I think you're thinking about like a normal relationship. That's not who's using this.

• 27:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'm just thinking about the awkwardness of it.

• 27:03Rayna Greenberg?

  That's why he takes up her car.

• 27:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  Being there together. Yeah. So the one that we saw, there was this TikTok and they showed two and the second one was what? A woman like telling this guy she didn't want to live with him anymore?

• 27:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was really funny. It was like, you need the keys to somewhere. She played the TikTok and because he was funny with it. He's like, just not our house because you need to find a new lease. Our lease is almost up and we're not.

• 27:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  You don't live here anymore, bitch.

• 27:25Speaker 06

  I hate to be the one to tell you this, but it's not working with you. Don't worry though. One door closes, another one opens. Specifically, doors are real hard to open.

• 27:35Speaker 06

  Need the big jumper to do some flipping. Drop me an email.

• 27:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  You could write your own language to use. Make sure to say, you don't live here anymore, bitch.

• 27:44Rayna Greenberg?

  I would think the dump truck should say that.

• 27:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  So we were randomly talking about this the other day, not even related. We were talking about something that someone we know, their on and off partner is always wild and and doing crazy stuff that I would never stand for. You would never stand for. Something that he said to her. I was like, if my fiancee said that to me, like I would have him killed. It like, I dare you to say that shit to me. And I was like, no, actually what I would do is wait until the wedding, fully go through with it and break up with him at the altar. Long game shit.

• 28:16Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. Would you let me get through the ceremony or would you just start right? Like what you think I would be like, let's start with the vows.

• 28:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. So I think I'm going long game. I'm going all the way till you ask if I say I do. And then I'm doing my whole monologue and I'm saying, my friends and family can stay. Everyone else will be escorted off the premises.

• 28:36Rayna Greenberg?

  Can I say boom roasted?

• 28:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  Big dump her.

• 28:43Rayna Greenberg?

  He's crying and I'm just making jokes.

• 28:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  And you know, this, this is a little tough to do when your parents are paying for the wedding, but that's not my story. I pay, I pay.

• 28:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, it honestly.

• 28:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Our money for you to get dumped at the altar if you did some shit.

• 28:56Rayna Greenberg?

  I think that your dad would be okay paying for this wedding if you did that. He's so funny. He's got jokes.

• 29:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  He would not. He would love it if I did this and he didn't pay.

• 29:07Rayna Greenberg?

  He would love it more.

• 29:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  I would be just, you'd be a legend.

• 29:11Rayna Greenberg?

  You, you, I mean, I.

• 29:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  And then you're hosting a breakup party.

• 29:15Rayna Greenberg?

  And then their whole family is mad at them because they have paid for hair and makeup and travel.

• 29:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  I, yes, so I hate this for his family. You know what I'd probably do? I'd be like, he has to leave, but if anybody from his side wants to stay, except for you, a couple of people.

• 29:29Rayna Greenberg?

  You have to verbally tell him you're staying though. Like you can't just like, like his friends and family have to tell him to his face that they're staying. They can't just like, under the radar, just like sneak back in.

• 29:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, maybe we do a raise your hand if you're staying.

• 29:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 29:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  And then Matt escorts him out.

• 29:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, like.

• 29:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  This is mean to talk about because I love him, but.

• 29:45Rayna Greenberg?

  Please say aye if you're staying and then we say like the ayes have it and then all the ayes get to leave.

• 29:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's funny because this, it feels weird to even talk about because I like, love him so much and I can't imagine anything, but I will get riled up thinking about a fake scenario. Like this thing we were talking about. I'm like, I can't even imagine if he did this thing to me that we had heard of someone doing to our friend. Like, and then you start to imagine it and you will get worked up.

• 30:09Rayna Greenberg?

  My fake imaginary boyfriend did this to me. I've worked up about it. Bitch.

• 30:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh my God.

• 30:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. So I wrote a couple of other ways to break up with somebody. I think lowest hanging fruit cameo.

• 30:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Who?

• 30:23Rayna Greenberg?

  I think you get their, I think you get their hero.

• 30:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  JD Vance.

• 30:26Rayna Greenberg?

  You get their hero to break up with them for you. Okay.

• 30:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Will Cameo do this?

• 30:30Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, they'll do anything. You just, you have to go to whoever's on there. Like if they really like a sports star.

• 30:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  But will they do a breakup?

• 30:36Rayna Greenberg?

  Of course. They'll do anything.

• 30:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  Spencer Pratt's a good one.

• 30:38Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, it's, it's up to the person who you go out to. So somebody can like reach out. I mean, you and I are on Cameo, but like technically somebody could reach out to us and say like, will you make this breakup for you?

• 30:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, they have some boundaries.

• 30:48Rayna Greenberg?

  It's per, it's per the person.

• 30:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're right. Exactly.

• 30:51Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, you can deliver death news if you want to.

• 30:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh my God.

• 30:56Rayna Greenberg?

  So yeah, I mean, anybody could do this. So Cameo, I just think like you get like one of their, one of, actually I'd get on my heroes to dump them because.

• 31:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, no, no. You were right the first time.

• 31:05Rayna Greenberg?

  One of their heroes?

• 31:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes. Rayna ruined their life.

• 31:09Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. All right. I like that. Okay. So Cameo. Fortune cookie?

• 31:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  Drake dumps my fiance.

• 31:15Rayna Greenberg?

  I would do that. I, there is no, somebody cheats on me, please. Fortune cookie? You got them on Etsy?

• 31:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, you can get custom.

• 31:22Rayna Greenberg?

  You just get like cut and like that takes a few days too.

• 31:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. Hear me out. I think it takes him a guy. I think it would take him a minute.

• 31:30Rayna Greenberg?

  You think they're stupid.

• 31:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, I think he would, it would be a minute to, it's not as impactful. He's like, wait, what does this fortune mean? And you have to say it again. You have to explain the bit.

• 31:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah. Um, okay. Break up playlist.

• 31:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 31:43Rayna Greenberg?

  You just send it to them on Spotify, but also that might take a little time for them to like, understand what that is.

• 31:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, maybe you title it, you've been dumped bitch.

• 31:50Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. Great. That's a great way to send the message is that you title it.

• 31:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 31:54Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, and then really-

• 31:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  From artists they like. So it also ruins that.

• 31:57Rayna Greenberg?

  The real, the, the height of being really mature. Send them a text accidentally on purpose that says, I can't wait to break up with them later.

• 32:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Perfect.

• 32:03Rayna Greenberg?

  And that, and then you're like, oops.

• 32:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oops, sorry. That was for Rayna. Now that you know, come get your stuff.

• 32:13Rayna Greenberg?

  That's my list of creative ways to break up with people. So you guys feel free to use them.

• 32:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, you guys are welcome. Okay. So the next thing we want to talk about is celeb jobs. Celeb alter ego jobs. Tessa found this Tik Tok and it's just a selfie of a girl, but she says, what are some jobs you all think famous people would have if they weren't famous? For example, I think Alabama Barker would be a waitress at Waffle House. Which is funny, but like, it's mid compared to the comments.

• 32:40Rayna Greenberg?

  Totally. It's also just like a little under the radar. Like I have to-

• 32:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. Don't know who that is. Totally. I mean, it's, it is accurate, but I mean, there's 10,000 comments on here, like almost 200,000 likes and-

• 32:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you want to pick some of your favorites?

• 32:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 32:53Rayna Greenberg?

  I wrote a list for you.

• 32:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  So some of the, yeah, we made our own, but some of these are so good. I mean, Cardi B would be a TSA worker or a DMV worker. Adam Sandler would be a school bus driver. Post Malone would 100% be a line cook. So accurate. Remember that time in that, the group chat? It was like Hannah Berger's Bachelorette. We were talking about somebody that had hot line cook energy.

• 33:13Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 33:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  I forget who, I think it was a celebrity. I can't even remember now.

• 33:16Rayna Greenberg?

  Was it just Justin Bieber?

• 33:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't even remember.

• 33:18Rayna Greenberg?

  Post Malone?

• 33:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  Someone said Demi Lovato would run a Sephora like the Navy. Haley Bailey, 100% kindergarten teacher. Drew Barrymore would be a therapist. I feel like that's already-

• 33:28Rayna Greenberg?

  That's the lowest hanging fruit. Oprah, Andrew Barrymore.

• 33:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Blake Lively would be the evil manager at a TJ Maxx or Zara. Czar in New York.

• 33:36Rayna Greenberg?

  I have a different, I have a different.

• 33:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, okay. I don't want to take any from you. Drake would work at a pop-up shop in the mall that sells phone cases.

• 33:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Hundred percent. Like, that is, nailed it.

• 33:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Did you, you had them growing up, like, the, those.

• 33:48Rayna Greenberg?

  The kiosks in the mall?

• 33:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  The hottest guy in our state worked there.

• 33:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, really?

• 33:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  Dave.

• 33:52Rayna Greenberg?

  They were hot.

• 33:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Dave from the cell phone store. Cause he was always just in the middle.

• 33:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Hottest guy in the state.

• 33:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  He was always in the middle of the mall. He's just, they're out.

• 34:00Rayna Greenberg?

  They're out.

• 34:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  They aren't even in the Abercrombie with all the other hot guys. They're out in the mall.

• 34:04Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm not stopping unless it's a hot guy. Why would I talk to them otherwise?

• 34:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  I actually think he sold pagers. That's how old we are. It was called wild paging. And he ran that shit like the Navy.

• 34:14Rayna Greenberg?

  He was next to Piercing Pagoda in the middle of the mall.

• 34:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  Piercing Pagoda. I never went to Piercing Pagoda. I was a Clarice girlie.

• 34:19Rayna Greenberg?

  I got my ears pierced at Clarice.

• 34:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  For all four of my piercings.

• 34:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, me too.

• 34:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Had to go to Clarice.

• 34:22Rayna Greenberg?

  Yep, always Clarice.

• 34:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, I want to hear some of yours.

• 34:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, so obviously I have Drew Barrymore and Oprah at the top of the list. As therapists, also low hanging fruit, The Rock would be a middle school gym teacher.

• 34:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Totally.

• 34:32Rayna Greenberg?

  Takes it too seriously, thinks it's the NFL.

• 34:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, he like peaked in like, D3 college football.

• 34:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 34:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  And had to go back and coach.

• 34:40Rayna Greenberg?

  That's him. Okay, Taylor Swift.

• 34:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, wow, what is it gonna be?

• 34:43Rayna Greenberg?

  Wedding speech ghostwriter.

• 34:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Love that.

• 34:46Rayna Greenberg?

  Cause I'm just, she's so lyrically inclined. Some of it really doesn't make any sense, but I think you could stand up in front of a room full of people and just like rattle this shit off and people are like, yeah, it's great.

• 34:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, or, or I got, how about like pageant coaches?

• 34:59Rayna Greenberg?

  Her?

• 35:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 35:00Rayna Greenberg?

  I could see it.

• 35:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 35:01Rayna Greenberg?

  Absolutely.

• 35:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  I could see it too.

• 35:02Rayna Greenberg?

  Totally.

• 35:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  They have those, like, in the South.

• 35:04Rayna Greenberg?

  Absolutely.

• 35:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, pageant coach.

• 35:06Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, Blake Lively, I gave her yoga instructor, and here's why.

• 35:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  Totally!

• 35:10Rayna Greenberg?

  Because, listen, we love our yoga instructor girlies. I'm gonna get ahead of this and just say, we love you, we love yoga, and all that.

• 35:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 35:16Rayna Greenberg?

  The meanest stuff that anyone says to anyone on the internet is from a yoga instructor. I have never been ripped apart by a person and it didn't go to their profile and saw it said, "Love and Light Yoga Instructor."

• 35:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Big foupette twat probably came from a yoga instructor. If you guys heard that on Monday, the meanest DM I've ever gotten.

• 35:34Rayna Greenberg?

  But they look like they're gonna be so nice.

• 35:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  She was totally a Love and Light Yoga Instructor.

• 35:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, Sabrina Carpenter, fortune teller? I can just see her doing that, like, woo woo, you know?

• 35:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, yeah, woo woo, she sells crystals.

• 35:46Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, Donald Trump, mall Santa.

• 35:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, sick. No, Rayna, offensive. You have to sit on his lap?

• 35:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Absolutely not. Donald Trump is a garbage man and that's an insult to garbage men.

• 36:03Rayna Greenberg?

  I just think they seem like they're red in the face. They're just like, they're drinking backstage.

• 36:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  Ew, ew.

• 36:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, I have a couple more just to wipe that stain away if you didn't like that. Pete Davidson, vape shop clerk.

• 36:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  Totally.

• 36:13Rayna Greenberg?

  Gwyneth Paltrow, I still think she'd just be a wellness blogger. I just, totally. In real life, okay, three more. Miley Cyrus is a mechanic.

• 36:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  I love it. Hot mechanic. But she has an OnlyFans.

• 36:22Rayna Greenberg?

  All those tattoos.

• 36:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, she has like a sexy fixing cars OnlyFans, which is what I'm always trying to tell my fiance to do.

• 36:27Rayna Greenberg?

  Fix cars? Start an OnlyFans.

• 36:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Do both. A car OnlyFans. Him fixing cars.

• 36:33Rayna Greenberg?

  I love that idea.

• 36:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  He's kind of built like Miley.

• 36:35Rayna Greenberg?

  What if girls?

• 36:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  With the tattoo. What, he's tall and thin? Okay.

• 36:42Rayna Greenberg?

  So I was between a couple, so DMV clerk, I was between a few people because I was like Nicki Minaj or Cardi B and I wasn't sure which one I would enjoy more.

• 36:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, I got it. Because Cardi is TSA, Nicki is DMV.

• 36:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 36:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Because TSA is yelling, but like a good vibe. Like I love Nicki Minaj, but she is a little meaner.

• 37:03Rayna Greenberg?

  That's what it is.

• 37:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  And DMV people are like mean.

• 37:06Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 37:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 37:06Rayna Greenberg?

  Little meaner. Okay. And then my last one, Timothy Chalamet. He works at an indie bookstore and he's also a barista.

• 37:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, I can't believe you wrote that. Mine, Timothy Chalamet is a barista.

• 37:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, at an indie coffee shop and he's going to shame you for regular milk. He loves oat milk.

• 37:23Rayna Greenberg?

  If you even say the word milk.

• 37:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  Or he works at Hot Topic. Can't you see it?

• 37:29Rayna Greenberg?

  With those giant stomper boots.

• 37:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, and a wallet chain.

• 37:33Rayna Greenberg?

  A hundred percent wallet chain.

• 37:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, I just, I didn't do a lot, but I have Beyonce, she, so she's either HR or she's got the voice.

• 37:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 37:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  She's going to fire you and you're not even going to see it coming. Or she just works the front desk at a fancy spa.

• 37:50Rayna Greenberg?

  I could totally see that.

• 37:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  Or she could work at the Delta Lounge. Like she's just got that energy, like that welcoming. She's got that, that voice.

• 37:57Rayna Greenberg?

  So Delta Lounge smells really nice and she looks like she smells really nice.

• 38:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Not as good as Rihanna. Everybody talks about it. So that brings me to Rihanna. Rihanna, she is a makeup artist that may or may not show up.

• 38:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay.

• 38:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  But when she does, she's gonna be an hour late. She is not gonna apologize and she will do the best glam you've ever seen.

• 38:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Totally. And I will wait for it. I'll wait around for it.

• 38:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  We had these makeup artists for one show, one time, two shows at the town hall in 2019. The first time my makeup artist never showed up, right?

• 38:25Rayna Greenberg?

  One of ours never showed up.

• 38:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  When they finally came, I don't know if the same, it was the same people, whatever. We finally got them to show up. The one girl who did my glam, I mean, it did look great. She never even took her coat off. Remember that?

• 38:34Rayna Greenberg?

  No.

• 38:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  She just had her like puffy jacket the whole time. I was like, are you not hot? Okay, so we wanted to do ours.

• 38:41Rayna Greenberg?

  I just picked one for you and it's so obvious.

• 38:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh my, it's what I picked for me.

• 38:46Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, you're just gonna be like a CIA agent, a judge, like you're gonna work in like police enforcement. Just because like you would be like an investigator, a private investigator, like whichever one of those makes you happiest, but like catching people in lies is your best self.

• 39:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  That is like the high end dream job, but the real job is a Philly flight attendant.

• 39:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, okay.

• 39:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  Unhinged, you get to talk a lot, chirp on the mic.

• 39:13Rayna Greenberg?

  Could just be yourself.

• 39:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'm gonna have a microphone. I'm gonna judge people. I'm gonna walk through the aisle saying trash, trash, trash. Love that. And then for you, I did two for you. I did like a high level one, which is I think a divorce attorney. I think you would love that. I think you would love getting people through their divorces.

• 39:30Rayna Greenberg?

  I like other people's drama and I love to not be involved in the drama. This is the height of like, I get to hear everything.

• 39:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  And like therapies the woman.

• 39:37Rayna Greenberg?

  I would really like that.

• 39:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  Or Cheesecake Factory manager.

• 39:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  Rayna would run a cheesecake factory like the Navy.

• 39:46Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, I would.

• 39:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  I just can picture.

• 39:48Rayna Greenberg?

  I love rules. I love rules and systems and there's so many.

• 39:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  That almost was your future.

• 39:53Rayna Greenberg?

  And I fucked two with the managers there.

• 39:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Fucked your way to your top. You fucked your way to the top. Did you ever think you would stay there and be a manager?

• 40:02Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, when I was 19, a job at the Cheesecake Factory was the height of professionalism. I mean, you couldn't get higher and like more chic to me than somebody who like ran a cheesecake factory. I was dating Jake, who was the manager from the Cheesecake Factory. That was like the high. hottest guy in town.

• 40:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  No.

• 40:19Rayna Greenberg?

  And I thought I was the queen of the world.

• 40:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  You manage a bunch of people. It's hard work. My ex worked at a really nice restaurant chain. His manager like went, went to Cornell. I mean, like, it's just like,

• 40:31Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 40:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  It, they're hard jobs to get. They're high paid.

• 40:34Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes. And it was just like, I don't know. I thought those people were like the biggest badasses.

• 40:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  Totally.

• 40:38Rayna Greenberg?

  They'll just like hire anybody.

• 40:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know. Okay. So those are celeb jobs. Oh no, I had one more. Channing Tatum Zamboni driver.

• 40:47Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. Oh, definitely. Cause he sort of looks athletic, but.

• 40:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  He could be a lifetime fitness trainer also.

• 40:52Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, he could.

• 40:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  But he's on the Zamboni.

• 40:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, he has.

• 40:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 40:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, I'm glad we did this. This is fun.

• 40:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. Let's talk about our remaining partners and then we will, we have some headlines for you guys. I am telling you guys about Smalls. Okay. This is cat food. I had it sent to my parents, of course, and they have a number of cats. They have five and we know so many people that have cats, love their cats. I feel like being a cat lady is hotter than ever. Thank you, JD Vance.

• 41:17Rayna Greenberg?

  And Paige DeSorbo.

• 41:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. And Sierra, like.

• 41:19Rayna Greenberg?

  Hannah.

• 41:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, Hannah, Taylor Swift. So we just, we love our cat ladies and we just, we, we're, we're fans of cats. They're of course great companions and you want to feed them well. I mean, I obviously have a dog and I just feed him the highest quality food that I can, but we're not talking about that today. So we are talking about Smalls. Smalls cat food is protein packed recipes made with preservative free ingredients. You'll, you'd find in the fridge. It's delivered right to your door. Cats.com names Smalls their best overall cat food. So to get 35% off plus an additional 50% off your first order, head to Smalls.com, enter our promo code GGE for a limited time only. So again, I've talked to my parents about this. They've been feeding their cats Smalls. I feel like now they gotta be locked in forever because the cats are like obsessed with the food.

• 42:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Um, even their like pickiest cat really just like went straight for the Smalls. It was started back in 2017. It started as a small business and now they've served millions of meals to cats across the US. Even if your cat loves kibble, Smalls makes the perfect topper as you transition them into a fresh diet. So it's that like fresh fridge food. It's really good for your pets.

• 42:21Rayna Greenberg?

  High end.

• 42:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, it's so, yeah.

• 42:23Rayna Greenberg?

  Packaging. I'm just like, this is so chic.

• 42:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. They do treats as well and this will really keep your cat healthier. Maybe get them to a healthier weight, more balanced energy, softer, shinier coat, and a less stinky litter box. Again, it's just going to be so, so good for them. And after switching to Smalls, 88% of cat owners reported overall health improvements. That's a big deal. And you know, we say this about dogs too. You don't want to kibble shame, but it is going to be better. It's just like qual- it's like humans. I mean, there's lower quality food and there's higher quality food. You eat higher quality, fresher food. You're going to feel better and be healthier. And the team at Smalls is so confident your cat will love their product. You can try it risk-free. That means they will refund you if your cat won't eat the food. I love that. If your cat's like, you know what? I don't like it. I'm going to stick to my kibble or whatever. They'll just give you your money back. So for a limited time only, because you are a Girls Got to Eat listener,

• 43:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  you can get 35% off Smalls plus an additional 50% off your first order by using our code GGE. That's an additional 50% off when you head to Smalls.com and use promo code GGE. Again, that's promo code GGE for an additional 50% off your first order plus free shipping at Smalls.com.

• 43:26Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. And if you guys have tried everything under the sun to find peace of mind, it sounds like it's time for you to try Cornbread Hemp's CBD Gummies. So I've been thinking about this a lot at night because I really have wanted to get away from having like that drink at the end of the night to just like de-stress and relax. And whether you're feeling like you want, you have a little discomfort, you just want a little relaxation. Alcohol makes my face puffy. It doesn't lead to like a good sleep for me. It makes me feel like not great in the morning. So Cornbread Hemp's CBD Gummies are made to help you feel better, whether it's stress, discomfort, or just needing a little relaxation. They only use the best part of the hemp plant, which is the purest and most potent CBD. So that's the flower. And all products are third-party, lab-tested, and USDA organic to ensure safety

• 44:11Rayna Greenberg?

  and purity. So if you go to their site, they sell lots of fun things, but the CBD gummies, specifically, there's lots of different flavors. There's watermelon, berry, and peach. I love the peach, but the other two are fantastic. And then you can check out their THC also while you're on the site. And they have blueberry and blood orange for that. All the flavors are great and it's just a nice way to like unwind at the end of the day. And it's a great alternative to alcohol, absolutely. So right now, GGE listeners can save 30% on your first order. Just head to cornbreadhemp.com/GGE and use GGE at checkout. That's cornbreadhemp.com/GGE and use code GGE.

• 44:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, Raina, I have a question for you. How would you feel if you lost your libido?

• 44:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Is that like a serious question? I'd never recover.

• 44:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know, right? Well, the fact is, millions of premenopausal women are frustrated because they lost their libido. But we are here to let you know that there's a treatment called ADDY that is clinically proven to boost libido in certain premenopausal women. And this isn't some sketchy gas station pill. It's FDA approved. Talk to your doctor to see if ADDY is right for you. And again, it is clinically proven.

• 45:16Rayna Greenberg?

  I love that women have this option.

• 45:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  Same. You can go learn more at addyi.com. That is A-D-D-Y-I dot com.

• 45:26Speaker 07

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• 46:10Speaker 07

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• 46:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  That is A-D-D-Y-I dot com.

• 46:31Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. And it's time for your headlines of the week.

• 46:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes. We'll send you guys off with some headlines to think about. Raina, you got to kick it off.

• 46:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Watercooler Talk.

• 46:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  Your fave.

• 46:40Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, you guys, very big announcement. Fire Festival 2 has announced that it is canceled. Tickets have been refunded.

• 46:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Wait postponed or canceled?

• 46:50Rayna Greenberg?

  It's canceled. So he says postponed, but like-

• 46:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, of course, we know it's canceled.

• 46:54Rayna Greenberg?

  It's canceled.

• 46:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 46:55Rayna Greenberg?

  So they had the dates. It was supposed to be the last couple of days of May, first couple of days of June. And Billy McFarland has been doing interviews saying like, it might be a jujitsu fighter. It might be yoga on the beach. It might be a yacht. And the person interviewing him was like, do you have any of this confirmed?

• 47:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  And the island is like, this isn't happening.

• 47:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes. Mexico, the town in Mexico where it's allegedly was gonna be, said this is not happening. And I just, I know it's Billy McFarland. I know it's Fyre Festival and this is somebody you cannot trust. But like, I actually still cannot believe he announced a festival and did not have a location. I, I, what's the point of this?

• 47:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. He, the, the level of delulu is unbelievable.

• 47:36Rayna Greenberg?

  People were gonna find out.

• 47:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 47:38Rayna Greenberg?

  So it's, and I went on the website.

• 47:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 47:41Rayna Greenberg?

  Just like, just to poke around. And even though it had been announced that they were canceling, they were still selling tickets. So for days, actually-

• 47:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  Taking people's money.

• 47:48Rayna Greenberg?

  So I went to the website to see like, if they had announced it, whatever. At the top, it says, Fire, Buy Merch or Explore Tickets. May 30th to June 2nd. There's all these different packages. There's the Ignite, the Fuego and the Phoenix Package. You can buy accommodations. It does not say on this website that this is canceled.

• 48:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's so crazy that people worked on this. Like it's, people had to build a website. People had to put time and energy into this with the biggest fraud we've seen modern day. Like it's understandable Billy McFarland is just so cuckoo, but it's like other people build a website, for example.

• 48:23Rayna Greenberg?

  It's a beautiful website. It has great graphics. It has beautiful artwork on it. Like a lot of money and time goes into this. I hope these people got paid upfront. But it's so fascinating to me. If you go to the website, there's no indication that this is canceled. On the website, you can still buy tickets.

• 48:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, it's not happening, you guys. Surprise, surprise. Okay, our next headline is saying please and thank you to ChatGPT costs millions of dollars, the CEO says. And this is so funny, because my fiance was doing, we're hanging some shelves, and he was like, I'm gonna get ChatGPT to like spit out like a little diagram of where they should be on the wall. And I'm like, I think we should just eyeball it, but you do you. He loves his ChatGPT, so do you. And he always, he told me, he always says please and thank you to them. And a lot of people echo this, where they're like, AI is gonna take over, you should be nice to them, whatever. And so he had told me he says that. And I was like, that's nice. And I didn't think much about it. The next day, I see this headline. So when you talk to them, they have to formulate a response, and it costs them probably tens of millions of dollars.

• 49:23Rayna Greenberg?

  And so Sam Altman, who is the head of this, said that it costs tens of millions of dollars, and he said it's electricity costs, from people showing good manners to their AI models. I guess I'm a little confused, like, why it costs more money?

• 49:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, it has to generate a response, everything you say.

• 49:40Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, so I only say thank you if I'm gonna like do a follow-up response. So ChatGPT, my ChatGPT like talks to me like me. I told you, it's like so cute. They're like, yes, girl. Okay, let's make it spicier. Oh, now we're talking. And I'll just say like, thank you, let's hone in on blah, blah, blah. But I don't, I don't just thank it to end the conversation. But I thank it if I'm continuing the conversation.

• 50:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. It says that a director on the design team for Microsoft Copilot says that using basic etiquette when interacting with AI helps generate respectful collaborative outputs. So you are building rapport with it. It says, generative AI also mirrors the levels of professionalism, clarity, and detail in the prompts you provide. So being polite to your AI chatbot not only ensures you get the same graciousness in return, but it also improves the AI's responsiveness and performance. And it's, but the survey shows people are polite to AI out of fear. According to research conducted in December by Future, the publisher that owns TechRater, about 67% of people who use AI are polite to it in the US compared to 71% in the UK. So I think people are like, we gotta be nice to them.

• 50:42Rayna Greenberg?

  So my ChatGPT and I, I mean, it has learned to speak like I speak. We're just like homies, and we just like chit chat. But it's hard to feel like you're not actually talking to a person. Like, it feels like you're talking to like a customer support rep, or like a therapist or something. So like, it is natural to say like, thank you.

• 50:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I don't, I'm not really in this world quite yet. Like, I've used it for some things, but I don't know, I'm, I

• 51:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  I do, I always say thank you. I'm super polite when I talk to a customer support ref, but I don't know if I'm like making the same correlation.

• 51:14Rayna Greenberg?

  It just feels like I'm talking to like, I feel like I'm talking to you.

• 51:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  Exactly.

• 51:17Rayna Greenberg?

  It mirrors my speech patterns.

• 51:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  Talking to somebody.

• 51:19Rayna Greenberg?

  And it's done that because I have like dropped text messages in there that I've sent to people or I've explained scenarios and been like, what would you do to this? And like, what would you do to me? So it mirrors my speech patterns. So yeah, I guess I'm inclined to say please and thank you, but that's very interesting that it's costing people money.

• 51:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Costing them money.

• 51:35Rayna Greenberg?

  So.

• 51:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  Which, that's not our problem. Okay. And lastly, the Trader Joe's mini tote bag has captured the hearts of women everywhere. Some of these viral tote bags are going for a thousand dollars on eBay. I mean, it's like a three dollar bag. They're in these pastel colors and they were being called the it bag of the season. And people were waiting out in these lines, a hundred people deep outside of Trader Joe's. You couldn't find them in California. And now of course they're on sale on the internet for resale. I think they're really cute and I like that it's like a cheap, cute bag. That it's not some designer bag. I love it. I love Trader Joe's.

• 52:11Rayna Greenberg?

  So the original bags, the tan with the navy blue.

• 52:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 52:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, also went super viral and you couldn't get them. And so this was even more viral.

• 52:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  They're so cute.

• 52:20Rayna Greenberg?

  They're so cute. They're a mini version. They're like adorable colors.

• 52:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, you couldn't get the original ones forever.

• 52:26Rayna Greenberg?

  I go to Trader Joe's like every 10 days or so. And I'm always like, just trying to see if they're up there and you can't get them. Like you have to go on eBay and people are selling them for a fortune.

• 52:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's so nuts. Yeah. Someone wrote in this article on Glamour, I live in Southern California. It's basically sold out everywhere. The lines I've seen were at least a hundred people long. It's so wild. So, I mean, you can probably get them. They're on Poshmark, eBay. I mean, if you really want them. But you know, my inclination when I see things like this or to kind of like roll my eyes and like hate on it. But I'm like, they're really cute and they're cheap. They're cute.

• 52:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, they're not that cheap anymore.

• 52:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Exactly.

• 53:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Initially I was like, ew, I don't want it. It's not my style. But now I'm like, they are very cute.

• 53:04Rayna Greenberg?

  So I am on a, actually like a lifelong mission to find the perfect tote bag. And it really stresses me out. Like some, a lot of them don't have enough, um, structure at the bottom. Like I want a little structure at the bottom of my bag. And these have a little bit of structure. Like I have a lot of tote bags. They're just like flimsy floppy.

• 53:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 53:22Rayna Greenberg?

  And so there's not enough structure, but some of them are just like too big. A lot of them are too big. There's some tote bags are just too big for my body.

• 53:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. You need a pocket somewhere. I can't tell if this is a front pocket.

• 53:32Rayna Greenberg?

  I need a pocket somewhere.

• 53:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  A tote bag without, which I get it. Sometimes they're just like cheap little totes and we used to make totes. But if you really want it to be your like tote tote bag, like your farmer's market bag, I need a pocket for my phone. My keys, I can't just be at the bottom under my food.

• 53:44Rayna Greenberg?

  I know. So I'm on like a lifelong quest for the perfect tote.

• 53:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  All right.

• 53:47Rayna Greenberg?

  And I do have that. I have the Mark Jacobs tote. That's what I bring to work like every day, but that's, it's not really a tote bag. That's like a bag bag.

• 53:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know. My bag is like my work bag.

• 53:56Rayna Greenberg?

  That's my work bag.

• 53:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  We're talking canvas tote.

• 53:59Rayna Greenberg?

  Like this, there's too much structure to the Mark Jacobs bags.

• 54:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's nice.

• 54:02Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm not taking it to, I'm not taking it to the farmer's market. That would be so embarrassing.

• 54:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  Fair.

• 54:06Rayna Greenberg?

  All that structure.

• 54:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  Too much structure for the farmer's market.

• 54:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 54:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  It needs to be a little more casual and floppy.

• 54:10Rayna Greenberg?

  So I take the Arowan one that you bought me, but two things about it. It's big. It does not have any type of structure at the bottom and it feels a little weird to bring like a corporate company's bag to the farmer's market.

• 54:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  I like my Arowan one. We got them as gifts. Well, I did at least.

• 54:24Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, you got, you gave me one also as a gift.

• 54:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  For Christmas. Yeah. So we got them gifted. The pocket's good. Good pocket on the front.

• 54:31Rayna Greenberg?

  There's a good pocket on the front.

• 54:32Ashley Hesseltine?

  My wallet, my keys, my phone.

• 54:33Rayna Greenberg?

  Yep.

• 54:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  All right. Well, that's TJ's tote gate. So, you know, congrats if you nailed one of these and R I P to the Pope and steer clear of J D Vance and hoping you guys don't get dumped on the Jumbotron this summer. And that's our snack.

• 54:50Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, that was cute.

• 54:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  You guys can find us at girlsgottaeat.com, girlsgottaeatpodcast on Instagram and Tik Tok. I am Ash Hess. Rayna is Rayna Greenberg. Subscribe on YouTube. Watch on YouTube. Share this episode with a friend and we'll see you Monday.

• 55:04Rayna Greenberg?

  Have a good weekend, guys.

• 55:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  Bye.