Prof is our favorite Good Time Boy! | Whiskey Ginger

Welcome to Whiskey Ginger a Wave series presented by Fanduel. Andrew Santino sits down with rapper, songwriter, and performer Prof for a hilarious conversation about independent music, life on the road, building a fiercely loyal fanbase, and embracing complete creative freedom. PROF has carved out his own lane with unforgettable live shows, razor-sharp lyrics, and a personality that's just as entertaining offstage as it is on. They get into touring, songwriting, the music business, comedy, finding your audience, and why doing things your own way can sometimes be the best career move you ever make. As always, Santino keeps things loose while PROF delivers stories that are equal parts outrageous and inspiring. Check out PROF's music, tour dates, merch, and more: https://www.profgampo.com Follow PROF: https://www.instagram.com/profgampo Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast #WhiskeyGinger #AndrewSantino #PROF #HipHop #Rap ================================================ This episode is sponsored by: SQUARESPACE USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER https://squarespace.com/whiskey FANDUEL Bet on a match and get Bonus Bets for every goal scored in that match http://fanduel.com QUINCE GET FREE SHIPPING & 365 DAY RETURNS http://quince.com/whiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Andrew Santino?

  Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger, a wave series presented by FanDuel. Hey, Whiskey Ginger fans out there, I am doing one more show. I think I'm doing one more show for the year and then I'm taking the rest of the year to do whatever it is I need to do. To take it easy. I'm gonna be in St. Charles, St. Louis. It's all kind of the same, August 7th. I'll be playing out there, August 7th, St. Louis. Come out and see me, St. Charles. It's just your neighbor. It's your little baby brother. Come out and see me. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino, dot com.

• 0:26Speaker 01

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  You're that creature in the ginger beard.

• 0:34Speaker 03

  Sturdy and ginger. Like Vezz, the ginger gene is a curse.

• 0:38Speaker 04

  Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Gingers, oh hell no.

• 0:44Speaker 02

  This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.

• 0:50Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on this program. Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on this program. My guest, my name is once again today. It's Prof. It's Prof.

• 1:02Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 1:04Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 1:06Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  I like this alpha male. Is that your merch?

• 1:09Speaker 05

  Nah, everyone asks me that. I'm like, I wish.

• 1:11Andrew Santino?

  It looks good.

• 1:12Speaker 05

  It looks great.

• 1:13Andrew Santino?

  You do have merch like that, though. You have stuff that would pair well, like that.

• 1:17Speaker 05

  It would put this shit to shame.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:19Speaker 05

  profgampo.com.

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  profgampo.com. Go get that right now.

• 1:22Speaker 05

  Put this shit to shame.

• 1:24Andrew Santino?

  You know what's so funny about you guys and us? Comedians took the idea of selling merch from musicians, but we never sell well. So, a lot of us don't. We don't do it anymore.

• 1:34Speaker 05

  We don't do shit.

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  We used to, right? We used to. Once in a while, we would bring shit on tour.

• 1:37Speaker 05

  I look at, have you seen my merch setups?

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 1:40Speaker 05

  You couldn't fit it. I mean, I mean.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  It's bigger than this room.

• 1:43Speaker 05

  And there's line out the door, whatever. Like, why can't you guys do that?

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Musician, here, I'll tell you why. As a fan, right? When I go to a music show, you want a piece of the show to go home with you. Comedy doesn't feel like that. Comedy's like, you got it from the show and you know, I don't know. Also, I'd rather wear a band shirt or an artist shirt than a comedian shirt.

• 2:03Speaker 05

  I represent that bad friend shit you gave me all the time.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  I know. Well, that's huge. But that's a group. That's more like a group. So, the Bad Friends merch feels more like a group, but we don't even sell it live.

• 2:11Speaker 05

  I rock your shit. I would buy your shit. I'd go to your show, but I mean, I haven't, I guess, so I can't really put my money where my mouth is.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  What are you saying?

• 2:17Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  What are you saying?

• 2:19Speaker 05

  Saying I love you.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  Skinny Apple's finest is in the house right now.

• 2:22Speaker 05

  What's up?

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  One of my favorite people on planet Earth, truly, genuinely. I've been seeing you in a long time. The shoes are-

• 2:26Speaker 05

  I can't believe it's been a whole year. My shoes are dirty.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  It's been a year, the shoes are fly.

• 2:29Speaker 05

  Look at how dirty they are.

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  No, I love that. Those are clean. And what kind of socks are these? Alpaca cloud. This kid is living.

• 2:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  He getting that money. Got them alpaca socks.

• 2:42Speaker 05

  You know what time it is.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 2:44Speaker 05

  Damn, you just undressed me that quick, damn.

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  You're the only, you're the only rapper in the game that can wear alpaca socks like this.

• 2:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're right.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you a scenario, a hip-hop scenario. You tell me your vibe. And, and go like this. You know how there's a meter? When they do testing for, um, TV shows? Like you test yes or no? So keep your hand like this. If you hear good news, go up. If you hear like you don't like it, go down. Okay, ready?

• 3:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Chappelle, Chappelle invited us to an after-party at one of the stand-up shows he just did out here for Netflix.

• 3:12Speaker 05

  Right.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  And I show up to this thing.

• 3:14Speaker 05

  I'm going up.

• 3:15Andrew Santino?

  And onstage is Mos Def and Talib. And they're doing Black Star. And then Busta Rhymes gets onstage. And then Kanye gets onstage. Still way up.

• 3:26Speaker 05

  Still way up. I would love to see Kanye onstage.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it was incredible. It was incredible.

• 3:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  It was one of these where I was like, Kanye? Kanye's? Is Kanye? And he stood up there for a minute and I thought, he's not gonna say anything. And he did. He did. It all falls down.

• 3:40Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. So he, okay.

• 3:42Andrew Santino?

  It was-

• 3:42Speaker 05

  Was it, what, was he saying other shit? Or was he just doing music and keeping it G?

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  No, just music.

• 3:48Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  He didn't do like a preachy thing. I think it's Dave, once Dave has the mic, Dave owns the room.

• 3:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  So like even Mos and Talib were kinda like, you know, they're, they're performing, but like when Dave gets up and does a thing, everybody wants to have a laugh. Then Bust, Bust busted like a, "Let me tell you something about the origins of what's happening here." And he did do like a, he did do like a thing. And then at some point Dave was like, "This motherfucker thinks he's Martin Luther King." Except he's telling us his nightmares instead of his dreams.

• 4:16Speaker 05

  That's hilarious.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  And then, and then, and then you could tell Busta was like, "No, I'm trying to say something, yo." Like, "Shut up." Like, he really was trying to say something, and Dave was not interested.

• 4:26Speaker 05

  Cut it.

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, he was, it was a party.

• 4:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:29Andrew Santino?

  But, but to his credit, Busta was trying to explain to young people, uh, the world that was happening on stage. And this whole weekend was crazy. Rakim just did the Blue Note in front of Mos and Talib before them. He did the earlier show. It was like my childhood live in LA. It was the craziest shit I've ever seen.

• 4:47Speaker 05

  I, I booked this week to just do work.

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  This was a coincidence.

• 4:51Speaker 05

  Six months ago.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:53Speaker 05

  And then, total coincidence, all this shit happening, man. We were at the comedy, I was in the back.

• 4:57Andrew Santino?

  You were in the Comedy Store, yeah, to the back bar?

• 4:59Speaker 05

  I was in the back, whatever, what do they call that?

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  Sacred ground.

• 5:01Speaker 05

  Sacred grounds?

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Sacred ground.

• 5:03Speaker 05

  Shit, that was fucking, it was a zoo. You were there, right?

• 5:06Speaker 06

  It was crazy.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  McCone goes back there and he doesn't belong. That's the craziest part. Because of the show, that's only for paid regulars and guests. Like, you, yes. Wonk, yes. McCone, absa-fucking-lutely not allowed.

• 5:19Speaker 05

  I looked at him, I said, "What the fuck are you doing here?" I said, "Stand the fuck up, this is sacred ground."

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  He does, he roams around, this kid, he sneaks into everything. He jumps on little, like, if, if there's ever a way for something to sneak through a crack, this, this guy, man.

• 5:34Speaker 05

  He's like an octopus.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  He's water, yes, he can get through.

• 5:36Speaker 05

  Have you seen him do that shit?

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, where they just like crawl into a...

• 5:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, as long as they can fit their beak in there, they're all good.

• 5:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, his beak gets in. The boy's beak gets in, but we, we still love the boy, it's fine.

• 5:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this week was a crazy week.

• 5:47Speaker 05

  I, I saw Kill Tony.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you went to the live one at the Forum?

• 5:50Speaker 05

  At the Intuit Dome.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the Intuit, that's where it was, yeah, yeah, Intuit, yeah.

• 5:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  Where the Clippers play.

• 5:54Speaker 05

  He's, he's, God bless him, he's, I, I love the kid, or kid, man, whatever. I've never seen, I've never seen.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  I know why you say that, because he's shorter than you, that's what it is.

• 6:02Speaker 05

  God love that little child, God bless him.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  The greatest fucking rapper. Alive.

• 6:07Speaker 05

  Bro, that's, that's how he takes me around.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:10Speaker 05

  He's, he's like nah, and I'm like, I'm just there to watch. I'm like, oh cool. He's like, oh my god, Prof, get the fuck in here. He's like, get in this room. Everybody stand up. This is the greatest rapper alive. I'm like.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  He will. He's a showman.

• 6:20Speaker 05

  Hey, yeah.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  That kid is a showman, man.

• 6:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  So the show was good at Intuit?

• 6:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, it was cool.

• 6:25Andrew Santino?

  Cause that's a big room for that kinda show.

• 6:27Speaker 05

  It was, it was impressive. I've, yeah.

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  It's wild.

• 6:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was the first time I got to soak up the whole thing. I've just seen clips, you know what I mean?

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:35Speaker 05

  Um, just see the whole thing flowing and out and to watch him like call the shots, who's next and the change with this little, you know, like.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:41Speaker 05

  I was like, oh damn.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  It's a production.

• 6:42Speaker 05

  They know what the fuck. He's, he's more, uh, I don't know, a producer, like, he's making calls on the fly, calling up different people, sitting, boom.

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:50Speaker 05

  He's reading the room and like doing all this shit. At the same time, coming up with jokes. Harland was there. Dog.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  The greatest.

• 6:56Speaker 05

  Dog.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  One of the greatest joke writers alive.

• 6:58Speaker 05

  He fucking undressed.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  Right there, Prof, buddy?

• 7:01Speaker 05

  Who's that bigger black dude?

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  Uh, oh, it's, um, uh. David Lucas?

• 7:05Speaker 05

  David Lucas.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  Yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 7:06Speaker 05

  He undressed his motherfucking ass and, and he fucked him up so bad. And then, he already, he had the whole room going crazy. And then we were like, okay, you can stop. And he just, he kept his gas on the pedal.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  He's so, he's so good, dude.

• 7:21Speaker 05

  Cause David Lucas came at him first and then he was like, well, well, well. And then he just rattled off some of the wildest freestyle, off the top shit. Like, it was, it was, it was amazing.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  He, Harland is a specimen. I, I don't think I know anybody as, not just quick, but as, uh, he can, he shapes stuff in a way that you don't see it. A lot of jokes you see.

• 7:40Speaker 05

  Came on his face.

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, brother.

• 7:41Speaker 05

  Was the funniest thing of the, what, what was that? Six months ago? Whatever year that was in.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  Killed me.

• 7:46Speaker 05

  Calendar year that was in was like, the funniest thing. Your laugh, seeing you laugh like that. I jacked off to that for like three straight weeks, seeing how happy you were.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  It made me feel like a child.

• 7:55Speaker 05

  Funniest, and he's like, let's, what? And you were just doing it.

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  Could really use some of my glasses. I was like, oh yeah. He's like, yeah. And then when he saw me put my fist over it, he like gave me a nod. He like gave me the go ahead and I was like, I'm gonna hit him with it. Yeah, I had to. He's the, he is, he is. One of the greatest.

• 8:11Speaker 05

  One of the greatest.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing? Are you working on a new album or you're just touring?

• 8:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, man, I got a new album. Um, I'm in the middle of the cycle right now.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 8:17Speaker 05

  Uh, album cycle, Good Time Boy.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  Good Time Boy.

• 8:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, just released that single. That's doing really well for like an emo track. It's like banging, which is cool for me. Yeah, it's an emo track. It's all over the place and um, I'm really proud of it, but throughout my history, the on- the the to- top performers are the dumbass motherfuckers. Like the ignorant shit. Guns, hoes, money, Joe, bah.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  I love that song.

• 8:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry if I'm one of the dumbasses that soaks in those songs.

• 8:42Speaker 05

  It's great, um.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  But you, that, isn't that always how it goes though?

• 8:46Speaker 05

  I've always taken this shit seriously, even from the jump, like.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:49Speaker 05

  Uh, twenty years ago, even when I was doing all this wild shit, like I was releasing serious songs, like emotional songs, like as therapy. So, uh, finally, this one is like taken off as like a well thought out, contrived, meaningful song is doing well.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Finally, finally.

• 9:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, finally.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Finally.

• 9:07Speaker 05

  So maybe motherfuckers think that I do this. Uh, so that's um, the title track of the record. And I don't know when this is coming about out, but the record is coming out June twenty sixth.

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  We'll make sure that this is gonna come out, well, before then, probably, but also we can make it come out, what, June twenty sixth? What day is that?

• 9:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, do you want it before?

• 9:24Speaker 05

  It's usually a Tuesday.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, this week, this could come out on Friday that week, if you wanted to.

• 9:30Speaker 05

  Bro, do it.

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  June twenty sixth is a, oops, fuck. June twenty sixth.

• 9:33Speaker 05

  Or do it even before, because I'm trying to sell, I'm trying to sell pre-sale records, because I'm gonna ta- I'm I'm happy to break this news to you and I, and this might sound braggy.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  Brag, brag.

• 9:44Speaker 05

  I have a chance to have the number one rap album in the entire world. That's how it's sounding.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit.

• 9:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's insane.

• 9:50Speaker 05

  That would be crazy. I mean, now, if someone drops on the same date and comes out of nowhere, Kendrick or whatever.

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  Kendrick's not gonna drop it, you're good.

• 9:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, but like, so far, I'm like, that date is mine.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  That's yours.

• 10:02Speaker 05

  So, so far.

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Number one rap album.

• 10:03Speaker 05

  Number one rap album in the world.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  It will be.

• 10:06Speaker 06

  If we release it the week before, it'd be coming out on Juneteenth.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  On Juneteenth?

• 10:10Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, yeah, we skipped over that. We, we were like, Juneteenth, we were like, nah, let's wait one more week.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Will a rapper put out a record on Juneteenth?

• 10:18Speaker 05

  Uh, not a white one.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  Bold.

• 10:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  A bold move.

• 10:24Speaker 05

  That's not my time.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  And now, look, I'm not trying to bait, I'm not trying to bait you into something.

• 10:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  I won't.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  Eh, just, but just go ahead.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna. But what do you think then about Harlow putting out an album with the name Monica?

• 10:37Speaker 05

  Bro.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Cause the internet went crazy about that. For people that do not know, Jack Harlow put an album called Monica. People were very critical of it because of Monica being a referential term in the streets as a quick way to say my N-word.

• 10:52Speaker 05

  The N-word?

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  He literally made me say the N-word.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  Who did?

• 10:57Speaker 05

  I was by myself. Jack Harlow made me say the N-word.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 11:00Speaker 05

  I was like, oh, well, Monica. I was like, I don't get it. Monica. And then I started saying it a couple of times. And then I was like...

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy. He's got it on TikTok. He's like, say it again, say it again.

• 11:10Speaker 05

  Thanks a lot, Jack Harlow.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:13Speaker 05

  Uh, so I don't know if, I mean, bro.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  He got criticism for it.

• 11:15Speaker 05

  If that was really his idea, that's gotta be awful.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  Do you think that's, you think that's like a label thing?

• 11:22Speaker 05

  It can't be.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  Who's doing that?

• 11:24Speaker 05

  It had to have been a bad coincidence. Bro, that would be the most awful fucking shit a white rapper could ever do.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:31Speaker 05

  Ever. That's so disrespectful. That's so entitled and egotist- that, that is, it can't be. I refuse to, to, to think that he could be playing around that way.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but he never answered about it. Did he ever, did he ever address it? I don't think he ever said whether or not it was.

• 11:44Speaker 05

  I think if you start to address that...

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  Then it's, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's Pandora's box.

• 11:48Speaker 06

  He did famously say he's been feeling blacker, so he decided to release this record.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Did he say that?

• 11:53Speaker 05

  He did say, he was like, I got blacker with this.

• 11:56Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty tough.

• 11:57Speaker 05

  And then, and then that fucking hat the dude is wearing too, I'm like, that, but, but to, to, to say that and then to wear a hat like that and it just sinks on.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  Go the other way. Prof is feeling whiter these days. As white as he can. No melanin here.

• 12:10Speaker 05

  I got a, a barbershop quartet. My record is a barbershop quartet.

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  Did he say "I'm feeling blacker" is wild? That's a tough, that's a tough phrase. "I'm feeling blacker." But whatever, I'm not baiting you into talking about it.

• 12:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would say like, what does that mean then? Elaborate. How do you feel? How does that make you feel then?

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a tough.

• 12:29Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  That's again, you're in a corner, you're fighting dragons, brother, and it's one sword. I wouldn't do that.

• 12:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  Bad news.

• 12:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  But good time.

• 12:36Speaker 05

  Good time, boy.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  Good time, boy's gonna be way better.

• 12:38Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah. Honestly, I think it's the, uh...

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  Don't say the best album you've ever done.

• 12:42Speaker 05

  Okay. I think it's great.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  Say it's the best album you've ever done.

• 12:45Speaker 05

  This is, this is by far the best album I've ever done. The past few years, I've been working on it, I've been sharing it with my friends, the producers and everything. And all, the whole way along, they've been like, "This is crazy." Like, really crazy comparisons to me and other people that, and from people I trust. So I'm like, okay, so, "All these songs feel really special." And, and, uh, so I just went crazy. I rabbit-holed myself and I'm doing wild shit. I'm like, alright, then, if this is like the best shit, I'm gonna go all the way balls to the wall, where I can't, you know, find any little tiny minutia that I would've done better.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  Right, right, right. Like you, you beat it to death a little bit?

• 13:25Speaker 05

  Oh, I hired, uh, composers. I'm working with composers, like string sections for like the emo parts. Super ignorant parts are super ignorant, ballsy, it's like, it's, it's just fucking, it's crazy. This is the first record that, once it's done and I shipped it out, I go, "That's it, I can't do any better." All the other ones, I've been like, "Ah, man, damn, I would've, I would've done..."

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  Like, change this or that?

• 13:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would've changed that. I know for a fucking fact, I can't do any better than that. So this is like, this feels like, uh, and I'm like,

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  No, this is great.

• 13:57Speaker 05

  I don't know if this is some retirement shit, but this feels like an ending to me.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 14:01Speaker 05

  This is the end of, this is a, this isn't like, a new beginning to something. This is a, this is a conclusion. So when you, I, I want you to listen to the full record.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 14:10Speaker 05

  And watch what I'm saying throughout the whole thing. And then the last few songs, listen to those and what I'm saying and what I've been through. And it's, it's, it feels, it feels conclusive.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  But I wouldn't say it's, I don't think it's an end. I just think maybe it's an end of that chunk of that chapter of your, of making that kind of art.

• 14:29Speaker 05

  Or who I am, or who I was, you know? Um, and I,

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  You're still a young man, you're 22 years old.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  26.

• 14:36Andrew Santino?

  26?

• 14:38Speaker 05

  And uh, but uh.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  Silly young lads.

• 14:40Speaker 05

  I don't know if I wanna make a record again. I think the records are dead. Like, I think I've done something just for myself as a last statement. And my fans who have supported me this whole way. Like, to obsess the way I've done over this record for that many years.

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:56Speaker 05

  And records don't, there's, there's no, I might release some singles or something like that. And I don't even know if I wanna promote music like I've been. I'm on the reels doing this fucking constantly.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they're good reels.

• 15:07Speaker 05

  They're great reels, sure, you know what I'm saying?

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  They're fun.

• 15:09Speaker 05

  I say, I'm like, oh, I'm a hundred percent independent rapper, you know what I'm saying? Bitch, I work for Mark Zuckerberg.

• 15:17Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  We all do.

• 15:18Speaker 05

  Mark Zuckerberg says.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  Thanks, Mark.

• 15:19Speaker 05

  Well, actually, I changed what I want. Now I want you to post this way, sucking dick from behind on me on a carousel. And I go, yes, sir, yes, sir.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  Yes, Mark.

• 15:28Speaker 05

  Bitch, I'm, man, man.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  Algorithm, we're slaves to the algorithm. Well.

• 15:31Speaker 05

  I want, what I'm trying to do is do this as hard as I can right now. And, and I want to make a statement on the industry or something, or be able to say something like, I, number one record, like, I did that.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  It's happening.

• 15:42Speaker 05

  I'm trying to do something like that. Um, and then afterwards, man, like, I would love to never show my face again and not promote shit, just put out my music, make paintings, and eat pussy.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, God bless. It's the greatest country in the world, bro. So that's, you think really you do, I mean, I'm willing to bet a, a pretty penny on the idea that even when this is done in a year, you're gonna go, I think I might wanna make some more music. Yeah, you wanna do something.

• 16:09Speaker 05

  I, I have scripts, bro. I've been writing books. I have a comedy. Bro, I've got the.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  So you wanna dive this way a little bit into the business business?

• 16:16Speaker 05

  I just wanna do other shit.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  What are these cats gonna do?

• 16:19Speaker 05

  Whatever the fuck I tell them.

• 16:23Speaker 05

  No, uh, Wonka's funny as fuck. I'll write, I'll write, I, I'll, uh, workshop. I don't know what y'all do, but I'll workshop with them for these scripts. Like, I got some, I've got some great ideas. I got a horror movie, I got a comedy. Uh, I wanna sell paintings. I just wanna, I wanna buy some land and fucking, uh.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  Live that life out on, out on the farm there.

• 16:44Speaker 05

  Do whatever the fuck I want, man. I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna suck up.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  Industry dick anymore? You're done.

• 16:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, and it's not even the industry anymore. There is no more industry. It's only, it's only the four TikTok, da, da, da, you know.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but we make the industry. So what, the industry is what, what, like, this is it now. So whatever it is, it is. So you're just saying, all this wants to, you wanna go away.

• 17:05Speaker 05

  Not this, not not talking to you.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  No, but I mean like the, the, the, the idea of trying to feed the machine so.

• 17:12Speaker 05

  I really don't like the state of the industry. Now, I don't know if you've, if you've been getting what's on my algorithm, but like once a week, I've been talking shit about AI, social media, what like what it is to be a musician at this day and age. And it's, I've, I've been through many eras and I, I, I went through the, uh, major label era, not on the major labels. Like, and I thought that was great.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:33Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying? And it's kind of ironic because this is the most success I've ever had. But this is the fucking least I've ever enjoyed this shit. This is fucking

• 17:43Speaker 05

  vomit inducing shit. You know, I don't know if I'm like, trying to be more sober, like, you know, those times I'm like tap dancing and I'm drinking and shit like that.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Partying.

• 17:51Speaker 05

  Partying and then selling that. Now it's like, I don't know. Maybe I'm getting old and shit like that.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're definitely getting older, but, but also you put in, you know, 20 some odd years of work. At some point it's, it, you do get to, you get the glaring.

• 18:05Speaker 05

  Vacation?

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you want to slow down a little bit. Well, how about this? I got pitched a movie this morning that, uh, not pitched a movie, but I got pitched something from someone that said, hey, have you seen or heard about this Gal Gadot is doing a completely AI film about Bitcoin? Do you know about this?

• 18:18Speaker 06

  Sounds great.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  Google this, Google this.

• 18:22Speaker 05

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  Google this.

• 18:23Speaker 05

  Gal Gadot.

• 18:26Speaker 05

  Doing an AI film.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  About Bitcoin.

• 18:29Speaker 05

  About Bitcoin.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  What is it? What is it called? And it's somebody famous doing it too. It's like a.

• 18:37Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 18:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's Doug Liman.

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  Doug Liman is doing a film.

• 18:40Speaker 06

  Oh, that's such a bummer dude.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  Wait, say it out.

• 18:42Speaker 06

  Swingers is so good.

• 18:43Andrew Santino?

  What is it though? Yeah. Who did? The same guy that did Swingers.

• 18:45Speaker 06

  Um, yeah, it's a biographical thriller film directed by Doug Liman and stars Casey Affleck, Pete Davidson, Cal Caddo, Isla Fisher and Finlay Robertson.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  And it's all done in AI in like one room, right? It's on one stage or some shit.

• 18:59Speaker 06

  Film the, I've actually, I've heard about this. They film the actors, but the back, it's just in one set and they don't, they just light it.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  Filling in the background.

• 19:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, they just fill everything in artificially.

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  And it's about Bitcoin. Well, I think that's trying to be subversive. I think they're trying to be subversive. They think that's like the hook, right? That it's like joking about the money that's not real about.

• 19:16Speaker 05

  Making fun of this.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 19:18Speaker 05

  It's filmed in AI. I don't know. I don't know.

• 19:20Speaker 06

  They're just, they're just not, it's able to be filmed really fast because they don't have to like switch out any sets. They don't have to do any big company moves.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  They have to hire all those people that would have been there to do all that.

• 19:30Speaker 06

  Exactly. They don't have to give job and work and make art.

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  It's not even green screen.

• 19:33Speaker 05

  Oh, the AI is doing it.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  It's beyond green screen. It's like, what do you call it now? It's, um, there's different kinds of.

• 19:38Speaker 05

  With the lights in the back?

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, there's keying now where it's like, it's just spots and marks that the AI knows where they mod. So they've, so they put in these marks. I saw a photo of it. So they put in these marks all over the floor or all over the ceiling and these fake walls to indicate where AI is going to fill in sections of things that are being built out, not by human, but by some fucking computer. So anyway, we're fucked. You're fucked. We're fucked. We'll go down in the same ship, dude. All entertainment, the only thing we'll be able to have.

• 20:05Speaker 06

  Real art will prevail.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Is us, though. No, no, no. Is live performance will never be taken over. So you doing, that's why I'm saying what I'm saying about.

• 20:12Speaker 05

  I hate the, um, bro.

• 20:14Andrew Santino?

  The touring is hard.

• 20:15Speaker 05

  I've just, I just got done, finished touring for like 20 years.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  I know, but be done.

• 20:20Speaker 05

  Hey, man.

• 20:21Andrew Santino?

  This is the only way to make money.

• 20:23Speaker 05

  Get back on a horse, like.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you can take bigger chunks of time off and then the touring will be more special.

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• 23:17Speaker 05

  Okay, check this out. Let me, let me just break this down to you. I filmed a music video with T.I., or not T.I., T-Pain. And we're sitting there talking on, on set and I'm like just...

• 23:34Speaker 05

  I turned my mic down when I burped.

• 23:34Speaker 05

  Jesus fucking Christ.

• 23:36Andrew Santino?

  Pig, you're a pig.

• 23:37Speaker 05

  You're a fucking pig, you're a swine with a mustache.

• 23:39Speaker 05

  I burped.

• 23:40Andrew Santino?

  Swine piglet.

• 23:42Speaker 05

  And so I'm talking to him and uh, and I'm like, man, dude, cause you know, this is recent, I'm having my reservations about just being an artist and whatever and he's like, and then he's like, fuck that, we got right into this conversation and, and he's saying exactly what the fuck I've been thinking, he goes, I just sold my whole fucking bag catalog, I'm rich than a motherfucker, and then he was like, I will never post anything to Spotify, YouTube, boom, he, he, he named them all, and he goes, I'm just taking 2% of my fans over to my own shit, I'm making my whole channel with all that shit. And I'm like, damn, you're feeling it like that too.

• 24:14Andrew Santino?

  T-Pain.

• 24:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:15Andrew Santino?

  Cause he livestreams now, right? Isn't that a big thing? He twitches.

• 24:18Speaker 05

  I was on his show, he's got a show, he's got crazy ammo, he's got so many episodes on his stream, his, his show was incredible.

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  Cause he streams like hours and hours.

• 24:28Speaker 05

  The way he streamed and all the people who came in, how professional it was, it was like the Tonight Show. He had people, the music would come on at this point, and then the drinks would come, and then people would start dancing, then he had me singing karaoke, and it was all fucking, have you been to his house?

• 24:41Andrew Santino?

  Uh-uh.

• 24:41Speaker 05

  You gotta, you gotta go, I, I,

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  I would love.

• 24:43Speaker 05

  I'll holler at him, you, be on his show.

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  I would love to.

• 24:45Speaker 05

  He's, uh, oh yeah, um, done deal. And, uh, you go to his big ass mansion and, and uh, he's got the show and he's just sitting on ammo and he's, he's not releasing anything until he's got like a hundred shows. And I think it was, I was his 50th or 60th or something, and it was, I was so impressed, I was like, this is, I, I feel like I'm on the Tonight Show.

• 25:04Andrew Santino?

  Is he having fun? Is he having fun or is it business? It's fun.

• 25:08Speaker 05

  He looked, it like, we have fun.

• 25:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cause that's crazy to think, like, that's where the industry, the state of the industry, well also,

• 25:14Speaker 05

  And so I think what, what, what he's doing with that is, once he signals, maybe I'm telling his whole, whole plan.

• 25:23Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 25:23Speaker 05

  Uh, well, so, but I think, w- once he goes like, yo, I'm releasing new music or whatever, and he's got a batch of a bunch of content, I think he's going to,

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  Say goodbye.

• 25:32Speaker 05

  The whole channel, do some, a whole new.

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, why, sure, why not? I mean, this is where, this is, this is not, I think it's also.

• 25:38Speaker 05

  Sorry, bro, if I just.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't care.

• 25:40Speaker 05

  Gave your whole sauce away.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  But he sits on livestream, I mean, he jokes around the whole time. He must say a bunch of wild shit on livestream. I mean, this is, this, I think it's a sign of the times, not just the industry. We were at Mookie Betts' house yesterday. Mookie Betts, legendary baseball player, Mookie Betts.

• 25:53Speaker 05

  Oh shit.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  Bobby and I went bowling at his house yesterday. Insane. And at one point, Mookie is on the show, it's not like it's behind the cameras. He was like, what's you guys' side hustle? And I was like, well, I mean, we do a lot of jobs. He has a comic, you're a writer, a producer, we're podcasters, we do a lot, we love the entertainment world. And he's like, but side hustles? I go, what do you mean? He's like, well, we have a tequila company, a jewelry company. He had all this shit, and I was like, but you're Mookie Betts. Like, you don't, do you need, everyone needs side hustles now? Like, where we are now is people want to touch so many different versions of industry, because they don't even trust the one they're in. And this guy is.

• 26:32Speaker 05

  I know, it's.

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  One of the greatest ballplayers alive.

• 26:34Speaker 05

  Scary times.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  And you're like, he's doing tequila? I mean, maybe it's just a stack of paper.

• 26:38Speaker 05

  George Clooney or whatever.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, he sold that for a billion dollars. A billion, do you know this?

• 26:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  Do Casamigos a billion, a billion dollar sale, is that what it was? And he gave ten of his best friends a million a piece that he grew up with. Huh?

• 26:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  Ten of his best friends, ten of his childhood best friends. If you sold a tequila company for a billion dollars, how much is Wonka getting?

• 26:56Speaker 05

  Fucking three billion.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna give, just give it to.

• 27:00Speaker 05

  Plus interest, with interest.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 27:02Speaker 06

  In June 2017, George Clooney and his partners sold the tequila brand Casamigos for a total of up to, how much did you think?

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  It's over a billion.

• 27:10Speaker 05

  Can't be a billion.

• 27:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's a billion.

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  It's a billion.

• 27:12Speaker 06

  Initial payment of 700 million plus an additional 300 million based on performance over the following 10 years.

• 27:17Speaker 05

  What is one million to a billion? Oh, I know that. Let me tell you what one million to a billion is.

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  Before, I told Rogan this one time.

• 27:22Speaker 05

  People do not understand the difference.

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  It's massive.

• 27:25Speaker 05

  People are like, oh, when I'm like, yo, fuck billionaires and whatever, you know, I, you know, I got some things to, to say to Jeff Bezos or whatever, just those, you know, those top motherfuckers.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 05

  They'll be like, shut up, man, you rich, are you trying to be rich? I'm like, you don't understand what's going on.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  The difference is insane.

• 27:40Speaker 05

  One million seconds is, one million seconds is.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  Thirteen days.

• 27:45Speaker 05

  Thirteen days. One billion seconds is thirty-eight years.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Thirty-one years or something like that, yeah.

• 27:52Speaker 05

  Thirty-one point two years, yeah, you know, you.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  Crazy.

• 27:54Speaker 05

  Like, so. What's the difference between a million and a billion? Oh, about a billion dollars.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, about a billion fucking dollars. Thirty years of life, that's the difference.

• 28:03Speaker 05

  A million dollars is nothing.

• 28:05Andrew Santino?

  We looked up, we were in Vegas, what?

• 28:07Speaker 06

  How many is a trillion seconds ago?

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, no one's a trillionaire.

• 28:11Speaker 06

  We're gonna see a first trillionaire in our lifetime.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  How many years?

• 28:15Speaker 06

  Over thirty-one thousand years ago.

• 28:17Speaker 05

  So we don't even, I can't imagine that. Now, now it's too late. I can imagine thirty-two years what that is. When you say that.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Trillionaire?

• 28:23Speaker 05

  No.

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  It's over. Well, that's our.

• 28:24Speaker 06

  It's coming.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's our, that's our tax debt, it was like four point three trillion. Uh, let's touch on the billionaire thing, cause it's interesting. I, we wa, Bezos, we were in Vegas and Bezos was gambling next to us. By the way, Jen Pop, Bezos was in My Hand of God. Thirty security guards around him, but he was sitting at a regular table.

• 28:42Speaker 05

  And how many in fucking plainclothes and shit?

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  All of them. But they're, but they're such a dead giveaway, cause they're going, they're like, "Good evening, welcome to Vegas." And you're like, they're all robotic and shit. He sat there with his girl, wife or who, whatever, I don't know if it's his wife, whatever. But he sat there, how much do you think Bezos was betting, or gambling with? How much, how much, how much?

• 28:58Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, what, what do you think he was putting down?

• 29:01Speaker 05

  Well, I don't even know how to gamble. I do not gamble, gamble, so blackjack?

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  One hand of blackjack, what do you think he put down?

• 29:05Speaker 05

  What is normal? I've, I've never played blackjack.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  What do you imagine Jeff Bezos is playing?

• 29:09Speaker 05

  Shit, I bet he's cheap as fuck.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  Hundred dollars.

• 29:11Speaker 05

  Hundred dollars per hand?

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  A hundred dollars bet. And I realized in that moment, I thought, "God, this is almost like a bit for, like, it's a comedy bit for him."

• 29:19Speaker 05

  What is that to him?

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  Each second, each second, he makes a hundred and thirty-three thousand dollars a second.

• 29:27Speaker 05

  So it's not even a penny, it's like, it's like, it's like a Spotify stream.

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  Not even. It's like if you click on it and then click away. It's like when you hit a song on accident. Right? Isn't that right? A hundred and thirty-three thousand a second? I think that's what it is, you have to look it up. It's something absurd like that, and this is, but this is where these guys are now. In fact, I'm gonna plug this, cause I've said this to a million people. There's an interview out there, um, from, uh, who was doing it? But it's with Berkshire Hathaway with Warren Buffett, and he said, um, Berkshire Hathaway pays their corporate tax. And he said, if, if, if a certain number of Fortune 500 companies, like Berkshire Hathaway, if they actually paid their corporate tax that they really owed, if they actually did it the right way. The tax deficit of 4.3 billion would be encompassed by these Fortune 500 companies. And every American, every living American, wouldn't have to pay state or federal in- federal income tax.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  If every Fortune 500 company on this list that he names.

• 30:19Speaker 05

  So that's what Americans are doing, basically. We're filling the gap.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 30:22Speaker 05

  Imagine how many bombs we could make, though.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  We're doing it, bro. They're doing it right now.

• 30:28Speaker 06

  You don't got to imagine it.

• 30:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, we, it like, that's where we should put it. If they act, you know.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Just make all, just all bombs.

• 30:34Speaker 05

  Yes. More bombs.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  More bombs.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  Drones or whatever, you know?

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Let's go drone it out, dude. That's what, that's by the way, the companies that used to press records, those record pressing machines, they're probably gonna be making bombs in a couple of years. Get ready, bro.

• 30:47Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah, dawg.

• 30:49Speaker 06

  Elon Musk is currently projected to become the world's first trillionaire as early as, what do we think?

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  2035?

• 30:57Speaker 05

  2030.

• 30:59Speaker 06

  2027.

• 31:00Andrew Santino?

  Shut the fuck up. Next year.

• 31:02Speaker 06

  That's what it says. And then there's another guy who I'd never heard of, who's in 2028.

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  What's his name? What's his name?

• 31:09Speaker 06

  I don't know. Guatam.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, Guatam. No, I don't fucking know.

• 31:15Speaker 05

  Bro, you know what's gonna be happening? You know, I'm, I'm talking with Mike over there. You know what's gonna be happening as we're, uh, eating out in LA? We see these fucking things driving around.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, the little, the food delivery.

• 31:25Speaker 05

  The Waymos and shit. And we're looking at things. Motherfuckers hate these robots.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:31Speaker 05

  Flexing on them. This thing's trying to cross the street. They're like, fuck you, nah, nah. Like, if, if we see trillionaires and people aren't getting any fucking money, like, everyone's gonna kill a robot.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:40Speaker 05

  Everyone will be, everyone's like, fuck those things.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  Shoot them.

• 31:43Speaker 05

  Like, we were eating, uh, um, lunch on the side of the road, and one came back. Woof, get up, fucking flex on them.

• 31:51Speaker 05

  Just have it freeze for, you know?

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry, I'm just delivering food.

• 31:54Speaker 05

  And it just froze for like, five minutes.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  They get nervous, yeah.

• 31:57Speaker 05

  Danger, danger, danger. We're all laughing.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  You know what they do in our neighborhood? The teenagers throw it in the LA river. They take it off.

• 32:03Speaker 05

  Oh, hell, yeah.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  They pick it up together, and it's funny, I've watched it. I had the old man in me that was like, come on, guys, don't do that. I didn't say it. I thought, come on, guys, don't do that. Don't do, don't throw it in the river, because it's just pollution at some point. That was my, there's my dad brain. But then I was watching teenagers have fun, and I was like, throw that fucking thing in the river.

• 32:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, and this isn't, this is the LA river. This isn't the fucking.

• 32:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, no, it probably goes to our, probably goes to our drinking source. It's probably where it goes. I'm drinking robots. That's what we'll be drinking now, out of our sink is robot. No, but I, I did, it did take me to a place of, I remember being a teen. And fucking shit up.

• 32:33Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah.

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  Like I said that the other day, remember during the pod, I was like, you guys ever stole when you were kids? And, and Mookie goes, no, we grew up with money. And I was like, oh, well, I mean, but every teenager I knew stole shit. And then I'm seeing the new world of teenagers is like fighting against AI shit, or like fighting against automated shit.

• 32:50Speaker 05

  Robots, we are fighting robots.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Automated shit.

• 32:52Speaker 05

  The teenagers are fighting robots.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Fighting robots, yeah, dude. We're doing Terminator live.

• 32:56Speaker 05

  I saw a kiosk where someone's like, let me, it was like a fucking bartender, it was real arms going.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude, it's that's the wildest shit.

• 33:01Speaker 05

  I'm like, someone's gonna Molotov that shit.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent, a hundred percent.

• 33:04Speaker 05

  For less than a month.

• 33:05Speaker 06

  I've been putting garbage in Waymo's.

• 33:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a lot of people have been doing that.

• 33:08Speaker 05

  Oh, I saw Waymo with the window open.

• 33:10Speaker 06

  In, in, when the window, yeah, in the windshield, windshield wiper, when there's nobody in it, because they're just part, there's nobody there, so I just find garbage on the street.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  In San Francisco, they were tagging the Waymos.

• 33:16Speaker 05

  You want some sort of list, you know, they got those cameras now.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're, you're fucked.

• 33:18Speaker 05

  Fucking Jeff Bezos scotched you now.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  We just gotta get a fucking balaclava when you go to, when you go to tag a Waymo, if you're gonna tag a Waymo, I saw, there was videos of these guys tagging them in San Francisco, I thought it was hilarious. Because the car would stop at a red light, they ran up, and then they tagged it, and the car was like, woo doo, woo woo doo. Like, it was trying to fuck. Well, it didn't know what to do, because it's thought that the people, they were breaking it or gonna attack it, but they were just tagging on the side of it, it was fucking amazing, it was great.

• 33:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, we were pulling away from the Comedy Store, and there was some fucking crackhead just, uh, was crossing the street during, uh, it was a red light for him, it was a green light, and he pulled his pants down, it was like taking a shit on a Waymo.

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, God bless.

• 33:53Speaker 05

  And then in like one block up, there was already a police officer coming down.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  That's what they came for. They came for that. They won't come for the house that just got robbed down the street, the guy, guy broke into his house with guns, the cops were an hour late, an hour. They were, he called, hey, people broke in with guns.

• 34:05Speaker 06

  Because they had to protect the Waymos, they had to protect the Waymos.

• 34:07Speaker 05

  They were on that Waymo, super quick.

• 34:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm sure, because they're probably getting paid by Waymo, the cops are probably getting supplemented by Waymo.

• 34:13Speaker 05

  By the robots.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  Who owns Waymo? What company owns Waymo?

• 34:17Speaker 05

  Damn, it's hot as fuck in here.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  See, I told you it was gonna get warm.

• 34:19Speaker 06

  I can turn it back on.

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  Turn on the AC.

• 34:22Speaker 05

  Is that bad for the sound?

• 34:23Speaker 06

  No.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 34:24Speaker 06

  Uh, it's Alphabet, which is Google.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  Google. Once again.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  And where are we, where are we, uh, where are we broadcasting right now? YouTube owned by Google. It's a never ending cycle, brother, we're owned by three companies.

• 34:37Speaker 05

  That's why when someone's like, if I say something smart, someone's like, shut up, like, you, you got Nike, like, there's no perfect consumer where we're at right now, like, like, everyone's supporting some crazy shit. I'm on Spotify. You know what the fuck they be doing?

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Let's take it to a lighter place.

• 34:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:58Andrew Santino?

  How's it been fucking with, uh, with Wonka though? How is he?

• 35:02Speaker 05

  I love him, man.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  I always love seeing him.

• 35:04Speaker 05

  I wanna, I wanna get him honestly on some podcasts with me.

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  He's so funny.

• 35:07Speaker 05

  Cause I'm so much more funny with him there.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:10Speaker 05

  He is so-

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, cause he's, he's like a setup man for you too.

• 35:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, we have like bad friends and you guys who laugh and they got jokes every once in a while. Wonka is like right there. I was watching a video from Red Rocks. Um, first song out there. First experience, sold out Red Rocks. I'm high in the mountains, I'm going, there's fire going all over the place. I got a fucking mask on, I'm going, I'm hitting these, these notes and these words. And then some I'm unable, that I usually do, I'm not doing it. And he is right there. He speaks my language, like.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  He knows, he knows.

• 35:42Speaker 05

  Exactly, we're doing some promo. If I'm, I'm thinking about this, boom, boom, he'll shoot in with something just like perfect. Like I am so much more funny and better of a human with him with me.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  He's for, he's forever.

• 35:53Speaker 05

  So yeah, so when we-

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  He's your day one.

• 35:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, so when we-

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  You guys met when you were kids now?

• 35:56Speaker 05

  No, no, it was kinda late. I mean, I've only known him for 15 years.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  It's a long fucking time.

• 36:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, uh, but you meet someone like that and you're like, how are we gonna stay together?

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you ever, you ever bark at each other though?

• 36:10Speaker 05

  He slapped me in the face. He hit me in the face once.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 36:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  Like this?

• 36:14Speaker 05

  As hard as he, as hard as he could, yeah. He's a very nonviolent, I think that that might've been the only time he's ever hit anyone.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  What'd you say?

• 36:22Speaker 05

  Wonka, can I, can I talk about what I said, what?

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  Wonk!

• 36:27Speaker 06

  I don't know if they're-

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  Maybe they, maybe they went to get food.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  Oh, they went out to eat?

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  They went to go-

• 36:31Speaker 05

  Uh, you know, well, fuck it, I'll say it. Um, um, actually, last time I said something, you say you would have deleted it? And I whispered, uh, Eminem and Doja Cat.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  That was an, that was an editing error?

• 36:43Speaker 05

  And then it just came out, Eminem, Doja Cat. Both fell through, by the way.

• 36:48Andrew Santino?

  And I, we texted, I was like, I'm sorry, my editor fucked up. You're like, it's actually fine.

• 36:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, whatever.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  It was fine.

• 36:53Speaker 05

  Um, but, uh, at the time, I was, we were super drunk in, uh, Atlanta after a show or something. And we were in some grimy ass motel. And we were just having some emo conversations and I was like, dude, you gotta leave your wife, dude.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  That's how the slap starts.

• 37:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:09Andrew Santino?

  You gotta leave your wife, bro.

• 37:10Speaker 05

  He hit me really hard and I remember being like, yeah, okay, I, uh. Uh, he's, he's an amazing human being and he ended up leaving his wife.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  So you were right, dude?

• 37:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you know, um, it's hard, those are hard decisions.

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  Was he married a long time? A long enough time.

• 37:28Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  A long enough time. Yeah, that's tough.

• 37:31Speaker 05

  So people just aren't meant for each other. Not saying that she's there or he, whatever.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  When your friend tells you to leave your wife, so that's tough.

• 37:38Speaker 05

  Your friends are your first, your day ones are the first people to tell you some shit that you might not want to hear.

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 37:44Speaker 05

  So I'm doing that for him and I would continue to do that for him, so.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  How about the scarier version, where we've all had this. You have, and you were too young, but when you all know, you and all your friends know that one of your buddies is about to marry someone that he should not marry, and you're all like, who's gonna say something? It's hard to be the guy that's like, who's gonna fucking say it?

• 38:01Speaker 05

  You, maybe afterwards, you gotta see how close.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  I'm a coward, I can't lie. I, I, I can't do it. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a coward. When someone's like, can you say something to him? I'm like, I can't say anything.

• 38:08Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, right.

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  I can't do it, I can't do it.

• 38:09Speaker 05

  Not in that situation.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, we, I have friends that will tell our other friend, be like, yo, I cannot stand that bitch. And then it's a fight, but they're honest because they're like, and then sometimes they'll go, shit, Tino doesn't fucking like her either. And I'm like, that's not, I don't know, she's fine. I don't, no, they'll fucking, they'll put me in it. I don't, I don't want to fuck up someone's, if that's what you like, fine, but.

• 38:28Speaker 05

  And people change, maybe that sometimes.

• 38:30Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what they're like behind closed doors.

• 38:32Speaker 05

  But.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  I've had a couple though, my buddies marry some people. I, one of my buddies married someone who, this is the other version. To marry a woman that I thought was incredible. I was like, this woman is amazing.

• 38:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  And the polar opposite turned out. He was like, you guys had no idea what was real. And then when he like divulged all of it, I was like, are you fucking, is that real? He's like, you want to see? I'll show you all the evidence. And he had it all. This dude had receipts like crazy. I was like, wow. Cause when I'm, the version I knew, not the version that he knew.

• 38:59Speaker 05

  Do you see how couples argue now?

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, bro.

• 39:02Speaker 05

  Fuck you bitch, they're both filming each other. Fuck you, what you did, what you did. I saw, I saw, I'm like, man, goddamn, I got, I got a day one that I trust right now.

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  Thank god.

• 39:10Speaker 05

  I seen people being like, hey man, I'm arguing with my bitch, look at this shit. And then they're both cussing each other out, saying wild shit, just filming each other.

• 39:17Andrew Santino?

  And then they post it.

• 39:18Speaker 05

  I'm like, holy shit.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  When you see it on TikTok.

• 39:21Speaker 05

  When you said like receipts and shit, I'm like, god damn.

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  This is receipts of, uh.

• 39:25Speaker 05

  Texts and.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  No, no, emails, which is even funnier to me.

• 39:29Speaker 05

  I emailed you some, I emailed my wife a horrible fucking soliloquy.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  It was her emailing someone else and I was like, that's insane to email it. For some reason, it's like an antiquated way of going about it. I'm like, email.

• 39:40Speaker 05

  She sent the fax, she was sitting on me.

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  Out there, yeah. Go tell him I want that dick.

• 39:46Speaker 05

  She tell him horny.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  No, it was just the opposite of what I ever imagined, but the fighting. I've, when my wife and I fight, we fight like um my parents fought, which was.

• 39:57Speaker 05

  Fists.

• 39:57Andrew Santino?

  Not in front, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in the backyard. Put on your gloves.

• 40:01Speaker 05

  Put on your gloves, let's go.

• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  Let's go, Tuts. No, we fight like my parents fought, which was away from the kids and family and friends.

• 40:07Speaker 05

  That's great.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  And if we have an argument, we have to go away from people, cause.

• 40:10Speaker 05

  Well, bro, I thought your dad, I expected your dad to be throwing bows.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well.

• 40:14Speaker 05

  I'm glad to hear that, I'm glad to hear that.

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  That's what some of the, that, that's my jaws crooked because of that. I got a couple of, you know. No, my dad to us was back here. This, this, that thing.

• 40:22Speaker 05

  Good safe place.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  God, I got hit so hard back there. And he gets a dad hand hitting you right here, and you felt it in your fucking toes. Oh, I hated it so much. The back of the head crack was the worst.

• 40:32Speaker 05

  He slapped you so hard in the back of the head, your toes?

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 40:34Speaker 05

  You felt it in your toes?

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  If my dad would hit you right on the crown, your feet, you would feel it in your fucking feet.

• 40:39Speaker 05

  Ah, ah, ah, shit. That's wild.

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  And then he, no, the, you remember the old phrase, I'll give you something to cry about? That was like my favorite, that my dad's generation was like, I'll give you something to fucking cry about.

• 40:50Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, I'm glad you go away from the children, that's cool.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I didn't have kids just because I don't want to beat them. That's really what it is. I was like, this can't go to anybody else but me. No, but I, I, my dad never, we never got. Oh, we never got wonkered is what I like to call it now. We never got hit in the face.

• 41:07Speaker 05

  He never hit you open-handed?

• 41:08Andrew Santino?

  No, never. Back of the head cracks.

• 41:10Speaker 05

  That's good, that, that man, ah, get the fuck out of here.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  You deserved it. You fucked up as a kid. I mean, come on. You were a fuck up.

• 41:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was pretty wild. And, you know.

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  You got what you deserved.

• 41:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, I fell down a couple flights of stairs before.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  Not funny at all. Not funny, not funny, not funny. Sad.

• 41:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  But you learned.

• 41:29Speaker 05

  I learned real quick.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  What did you learn?

• 41:32Speaker 05

  Um, shit, well, I guess what I'm thinking about specifically is like, my stepmom was sleeping. And then, so she was a nurse and she would spend, you know, the, the.

• 41:42Andrew Santino?

  The off hour, the opposite hours?

• 41:44Speaker 05

  Daytime on the weekend, I'm like, ah, and, you know, I'm playing with my dad and he was great. He was like, you know, bipolar, but also, you know, abusive, and we've already been there, but um. He'd be like, shh, you know. She's sleeping, you know, I'm like, oh yeah, okay. And then, but then we'd have a lot of fun, and then it was like, he was really loud, and I'd have like, shh, she's sleeping.

• 42:08Speaker 05

  I learned not to not to do that.

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:11Speaker 05

  Do what he did to me. And then I was like, well, that's unfair.

• 42:15Andrew Santino?

  But you're a better man now.

• 42:16Speaker 05

  I'm a better man now.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  You're probably one of the best men now.

• 42:18Speaker 05

  Oh, man, come on.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  That's the way that we got whiter.

• 42:23Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  Somehow we got whiter.

• 42:25Speaker 05

  You're looking a little thicker.

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 42:27Speaker 05

  Come on.

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  Are you saying I'm a fatso?

• 42:28Speaker 05

  No, I'm saying in your arms, in the good places.

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying. You know what it is, dude, I'm in our 40s. Like this little dork when he's like, I went to the gym a couple times this week. You know, and I'm like, brother, if I don't do shit all the time, I'm cooked.

• 42:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:42Andrew Santino?

  I'm a sloppy fat fuck. My sister's wedding's coming up. I'm going to be coming back from that in terrible shape. Because it's one week of fun and I'm fucked.

• 42:52Speaker 05

  Bro.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  This guy can do, you could take off six months, it wouldn't even matter, nothing would matter.

• 42:56Speaker 05

  A couple of weeks, you're back at it, whatever.

• 42:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it does, a couple of weeks, three days, he's like, ah, I feel really great.

• 43:01Speaker 05

  Currently not doing well with myself either, man, I gotta lock.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  When you're on the road though, because you can't.

• 43:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I mean, uh, I, I, I can't, I'm tired as fuck. I wish I could like, Burt Kreischer being like, I'll be working out all the time, I'm like, my performances, I get off stage, I'm sweaty, I'm like, ah, I can't even breathe.

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you perform. Burt and, not just Burt, but like all of us, comics.

• 43:23Speaker 05

  Comedians.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, comedians are.

• 43:24Speaker 05

  You don't have to run or sweat.

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  No, and you sweat. When we saw you in, is it Raleigh or Durham? We saw you in Durham.

• 43:30Speaker 06

  We were in Durham, but we went to Raleigh.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  We went to Raleigh to watch you. You put on a show, You Must Lose. I think we talked about this, don't you lose, you gotta lose like two or three pounds in sweat.

• 43:39Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be, you should, you should weigh.

• 43:41Speaker 05

  But the thing is, I don't, I eat like shit and then I come back like skinny fat. I think my cardio's good, but like, I, man, yeah.

• 43:47Andrew Santino?

  Skinny fat is such a, that's a real reality.

• 43:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm skinny fat right now, that's why I got this hoodie on.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  You're skinny, skinny, my friend.

• 43:52Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  There's nothing underneath there.

• 43:54Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 43:54Speaker 05

  I was about to.

• 43:55Andrew Santino?

  But you do, but you, because of your schedule and the way you guys live, it's different than us, like, I remember when we pulled up down there and that girl almost died.

• 44:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  Um, you were, you were in the van sleeping. They were like, he's taking a nap.

• 44:07Speaker 05

  Damn, I was still doing van shit then?

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 44:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, or it was, it was like the smaller version of a bus.

• 44:13Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, the bandwagons, I was in, I was in the mid, I was mid grade.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and they were like, he's taking a nap in there.

• 44:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, I have to, I sleep before every show, two hours before every show I sleep.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  That's a must?

• 44:23Speaker 05

  Must.

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

  How do you even get down? Aren't you amped up before that, you're not, you don't start buzzing right before the show?

• 44:28Speaker 05

  This is a little bit before.

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  Two hours. You could sleep for two hours and then get on stage in less than thirty minutes later?

• 44:34Speaker 05

  No, no, no, two hours before I'll take a nap, and I'll only take a nap for like a half hour, forty-five minutes.

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 44:38Speaker 05

  And then, and then one hour before the show, I'll come in the backstage and I'll start doing my shit and warm up.

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  Getting prepped. I know, I didn't want to bug you. I remember being back there. McConaughey, of course, like every, you know, like every young fucking kid like him, he's like, "We should go chat with him." I'm like, no, he doesn't want to chat with anybody before the show. We'll see him after the show.

• 44:54Speaker 05

  After the show was-

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  He knows better because it's the same thing with comics, like, I do not like to see people before I go on. Cause I'm like, hey man, can I just, I just want to like, I'll do all the chatting when it's over.

• 45:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  But we just did a show at YouTube, and how many people were in the fucking, like thirty people?

• 45:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, a lot.

• 45:10Andrew Santino?

  And that's because when the, when the agents and the, and the, when the company men let company people come.

• 45:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh shit.

• 45:18Andrew Santino?

  "Will you meet my nephew and his friends? Will you take a photo?" I'm like, sure, we're going on in six minutes, but yeah.

• 45:23Speaker 05

  And you're performing for everybody already. Don't even got your mind on this shit. You're like-

• 45:27Andrew Santino?

  It's so weird. I hate it.

• 45:29Speaker 05

  I hate like hometown shows or like Red Rocks, there's so many people, man.

• 45:33Andrew Santino?

  It's hometown show. See, we've talked about this. People are like, "Don't you love playing in Chicago?" I'm like, it's a, it's a, I love my city so much.

• 45:39Speaker 05

  I gotta talk to my uncle for some like-

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

  It's so hard, dude. That's why, but I make the rules now. My parents and I have come to an understanding because my parents are very, they're very, they understand. I said, "Any, all of your friends that want to come, I'd love for them to come. They have to see me after the show. As soon as the show's over."

• 45:54Speaker 05

  Anybody, come on, after like whatever.

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  But before the show, because a lot of times they're like, "Can my niece, can my friends, can my neighbor's niece get a photo with you?" I'm like, "Yeah, but not right before we go on."

• 46:04Speaker 05

  I'm about to do some shit.

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they don't, that doesn't register. You just get up. Prof just gets out there and he's, what are they, him and his friends are jamming. They're just buzzing around.

• 46:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, right. Before the show, I'm like, huh, huh, huh, huh. I'm in front of the mirror doing some crazy shit.

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  You do go nuts before the show. You have the same, do you have the same exact thing every time before you go on?

• 46:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, the routines start to solidify and get locked in and shit.

• 46:26Andrew Santino?

  See, I wish we had something like that.

• 46:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  Bob is usually like farting and nervous and peeing three times, and then he gets mad at me because when he gets really nervous, he gets mad. He immediately gets like really antsy and angry, and then he'll assault McConaughey or he'll assault Carlos and he'll say stuff, words that you can't say live on the air.

• 48:48Speaker 05

  Who's this?

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  Those are the Shady Rays, dog. Put them on and feel it. By the way, not gonna lie. It looks right.

• 48:56Speaker 05

  Really?

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, it matches your fit.

• 48:58Speaker 05

  Oh shit. So, it looks retarded?

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 49:03Speaker 05

  I'm glad I can say that publicly, not retarded.

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  You can.

• 49:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  You can. Well, especially because you donate so much to the foundations.

• 49:09Speaker 05

  Right, thank you.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  Right, if you give enough, you get enough.

• 49:11Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  It's like Leo, you know what I mean? Like, Leo's gonna keep sleeping with 20-year-old models as long as he protects the universe.

• 49:16Speaker 05

  The children.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  The World Wildlife Foundation.

• 49:18Speaker 05

  I protect the children, I donate to the children, I can fuck them.

• 49:21Andrew Santino?

  He's like, "I donate to the World Wildlife Foundation, and these are my 17, 22-year-old girls."

• 49:26Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  God bless that guy, dude, huh? He's the only one left, he's the only Hollywood guy left.

• 49:29Speaker 05

  The, yesterday, I was shooting a bunch of content, and there was this beautiful young woman, and we were shooting content, but I'm trying to stay like, you know, like, I don't wanna be like, "These is my bitches," or whatever, I wanna do something creative.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  No bitches, no hoes.

• 49:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean...

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  These are my female friends.

• 49:42Speaker 05

  Artistically, if it calls for some shit like that, I'm down to do whatever. But, so then there was this one song where I'm like, you know, thinking about, in the song, I'm talking literally about like, "Take a look at my darling, look at my baby and stuff," and I'm like, "Nah, but you're pretty young, I don't know if I can like, say those things to you," and she goes, "I'm too old for, uh..."

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 50:01Speaker 05

  What's his name? Leo, she goes, "I'm too old for Leo," and I'm like, "Damn, yeah, you're right." Alright, then, I'm like, "Once you're over 25..." Once you're over 25, like...

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. We literally just had that conversation, like, the Leo...

• 50:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, but now Leo's with a 27-year-old.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  Old, ooh, haggard.

• 50:17Speaker 06

  Old, 27-year-old Italian model.

• 50:19Speaker 05

  He's just dipping his dick in it's old trash, huh?

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, 27-year-old Italian model?

• 50:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, yesterday's news.

• 50:25Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  It's called yesterday's news?

• 50:27Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, we don't know, I don't keep my finger on the pulse of what model he's dating.

• 50:30Speaker 06

  Carate, uh, karate. Karate.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever date a foreign girl? A non-American woman?

• 50:37Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah.

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 50:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Little overseas trip?

• 50:40Speaker 05

  No, just some like, uh, uh, uh, what did we do in high school? The foreign...

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  Foreign exchange?

• 50:45Speaker 05

  Foreign exchange, yeah.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, tell me.

• 50:47Speaker 05

  J'ai envie de t'ouvrir.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 50:49Speaker 05

  It's like, "Can I fuck your mom," or something. She taught me a couple lines that were...

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  Hit me with it, that's great. J'ai envie de t'ouvrir?

• 50:55Speaker 05

  J'ai envie de t'ouvrir. I don't know, that's, that's how I remember it from fucking 56 years ago.

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  Look it up, say, "How do you fuck your mom in French?"

• 51:00Speaker 05

  J'ai envie, it's probably different than that.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  But that's how I remember it.

• 51:04Andrew Santino?

  But you fell in love with a French girl?

• 51:05Speaker 05

  Yeah. I fell in love with a French girl.

• 51:09Andrew Santino?

  Hey, who did you get on this album that you always wanted to get on the album? Was T-Pain like-

• 51:13Speaker 05

  T-Pain was pretty cool.

• 51:14Andrew Santino?

  That's huge.

• 51:15Speaker 05

  And he reached out to me, like in my DMs, like, "Bro, Dynamite was going crazy in Africa." And then he reached out, like, "Give me on the remix."

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  What did you say? Dynamite was going crazy in Africa?

• 51:23Speaker 05

  Went viral as fuck in Africa, yes!

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, went viral here.

• 51:28Speaker 05

  It was way bigger in Africa.

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 51:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  Wait, is that a- that's a thing? It went wild. How do you trace that? How do you- how does he know that?

• 51:34Speaker 05

  Uh, I just started looking at, like, TikTok and Instagram. It was just-

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Big in Africa.

• 51:40Speaker 05

  Just, yeah.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Would you ever tour?

• 51:43Speaker 05

  If they were coming to a show, they didn't- a lot of them were like, "I don't even understand what he's saying."

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  They just liked the song.

• 51:47Speaker 05

  But they were like, they're like, "This one, that one." It has kinda like a, uh-

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  No, I love that song.

• 51:51Speaker 05

  The snare is like, "Pum, pum, pum," like a Latin or Afrobeat snare, and they were fucking with it.

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  When you shot that shot- didn't you shoot that here? That was the video you shot in that house, wasn't it? "I want this, I want that, I want this," when you're- and then you go down in the pool. Isn't that at the Hollywood Hills house? Well, you're walking through the kitchen with Lonka.

• 52:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was one of the clips. I- I think the music video is different, but yeah, we do clips.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  Ah, that's right, that's right.

• 52:12Speaker 05

  No one's gonna watch this, but they might see a couple clips now. It's all clips first. No one can sit through an album or do this, it's like-

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  No, we have a loyal fanbase that finishes almost every single episode. And by the way, we salute all the West Ginger fans. Thank you for your loyalty, thank you for your love. They do watch these shows, you know why?

• 52:27Speaker 05

  I'm gonna say a crazy secret at the end, like, I'm gonna admit to a murder or something at the end.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay, not the first time it's happened on the show. We had that rapper David on this show and we didn't know he was- Alright, stop it. How crazy is that shit? We talked about that story on Bad, when- before it even, like, overly developed, right? Remember that? We kind of like- we kind of like soothsayed it. We were like, "All of these details sound like this." And then they all- then it all came out of the woodwork. Cr- you didn't know this guy?

• 52:55Speaker 05

  No, no, no. I didn't know the music or nothing. I- I still haven't listened to his song.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, not now.

• 53:00Speaker 05

  Might run up a couple streams for him, but-

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  Okay, who else on the album, though, besides T-Pain?

• 53:04Speaker 05

  Oh shit, I liked 2 Chainz was crazy. Mexican OT was cool, getting to know him and shit, just did a tour with him.

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  He's so- like, that guy-

• 53:10Speaker 05

  He's a sweetheart. That dude is a real-

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  But this character that he is, not- I shouldn't say character, but like, his persona that he portrays, is it very similar to who he is in the real life or no?

• 53:21Speaker 05

  People have depth, right? And they can present a couple of different things. I think he's kinda scared, he hasn't grown into fully being able to like, show everybody everything. Because like, I think he's really fucking on some gangster shit. And, uh, you know, I, I used to, you know, on the south side, I knew some people and I thought I had to be tough a little bit, but then it was like, okay to, well, you know, it's safe to come out and do some jokes on this way or that way or whatever. So like, I think he's still dealing with like ways to open up and become like, really know who he is as an artist.

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  He's a young man too, right?

• 53:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, right. But, uh, he, he, he said, he says some funny shit backstage and like some super shit that I'm like, "Bro, like I, I thought you were a gangster and that's like the gayest shit." Like he's, but really funny, but I'm like, "Wow, that actually made me uncomfortable." And I say wild shit in public, you know what I'm saying? And, but he's, he's great. Uh, Houston or outside of Houston, some Texas, some Texas shit.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Right before he gone, he's like, "Hey bro, should we kiss?" You're like, "Wait, what?"

• 54:19Speaker 05

  Exactly, but word for word.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  Bay City, Texas. Bay City, Bay City, Texas.

• 54:23Speaker 05

  So yeah, he wants me to come down there and like shoot pigs and stuff. You should come with me and we'll just fuck.

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  Shoot pigs? As long as we get to eat.

• 54:29Speaker 05

  Invasive wild boars?

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, like javelinas.

• 54:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, so like we'll just get some AKs and like he's really wants to shoot pigs.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  He loves that, huh?

• 54:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, would you shoot a pig, like an invasive?

• 54:41Speaker 05

  You a meat eater?

• 54:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, brother.

• 54:44Speaker 05

  You need to be able to kill an animal or you should get the fuck out of my face.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  I can kill an animal. But I don't want to eat a wild pig.

• 54:52Speaker 05

  No, you don't have to eat it.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you kill it, you eat it. See, I grew up with my dad, if we went and killed it, we had to go eat it.

• 54:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, but these boars are like crazy though, these boars are like ruining everything.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, the javelinas in Arizona, the exact same way, they tear shit to per-. Here's my thing, like when I was a kid, my dad took me hunting.

• 55:05Speaker 05

  My phone is on, bro.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're good. My dad took me hunting for the first time and that was a big thing. We said, "We'll go birds first." So we hunted pheasants. And he said, "You have to eat it."

• 55:14Speaker 05

  That makes sense, that, that, that makes sense.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  And then it was, then it was, uh, deer. Gotta eat it, which by the way deer meat, no thank you sir. Deer meat is like chewing on a tire, a fucking, it's like a shoe bottom, I hate deer meat.

• 55:25Speaker 05

  I had someone be like, this is filet mignon. And they were like, look, this is crazy and I ate it and with Wonka and we almost fucking, we almost puked on each other and did some two girls one cup shit on each other.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Two girls one deer?

• 55:35Speaker 05

  It was gross, so yeah.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  Two dudes one deer.

• 55:37Speaker 05

  Two dudes one deer, I will not kill a deer because I will not eat a deer.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  It's nasty.

• 55:40Speaker 05

  I like that, if you're gonna kill it, eat it and use everything, respect it.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  That's how my dad was framing me.

• 55:44Speaker 05

  That's how I'm with some humans.

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have to eat the whole thing.

• 55:46Speaker 05

  Have to use it, respect it, use the skin, you know what I'm saying, the hair.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  Wonka come in my room, just dripping in some dude's skin. So wait, now you said for a second that you're like, we're not on that little, that little road van bus anymore, we're in the big west now. Are you, are, are you leveling up though too, like are you mister fancy hotel now?

• 56:05Speaker 05

  No.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  Don't lie to me dude, if you are, it's okay if you're getting fancy.

• 56:08Speaker 05

  Bro, I, I can kick it in some grimy shit.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  But you don't though.

• 56:12Speaker 05

  No, I do.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  Are you, when you guys are staying in LA, you rent a house?

• 56:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, we rent a big ass like.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  But it's a na- it's a nasty big ass house, right?

• 56:18Speaker 05

  No, it's actually pretty good.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 56:20Speaker 05

  Cause we, we film content in it, cause I don't like to do, like all these reels and shit, like doctor clips, have you, have you, do you know who that is?

• 56:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't know who that is, do I know who that is?

• 56:28Speaker 06

  You don't know.

• 56:28Speaker 05

  He's like, uh, uh, he films, his mind is crazy, he's like, fuck a music video, just clip, clip, clip, 10 seconds, you know, like entertaining, he, he, his mind works like a doom scroll.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 56:39Speaker 05

  So he does, he does these clips and it blows up and he likes to do like in public, running around shit, he's like, so let's do this and let's, let's go to the mall.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  But it's not fucking with people.

• 56:48Speaker 05

  No, no, but it's like looking like a fucking idiot in public.

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  You look like the idiot.

• 56:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:54Speaker 05

  And I'm like, then I ain't doing that, like I'm gonna rent a big house with all types of different looks and we can go in this room and like something that looks really cool. And we'll do it in private, I'm not, I'm not running around doing this fuck shit, I'm not looking like an influencer in the wild.

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  It's just so weird to see it dude, my wife and I had sushi and this woman was like doing videos, having sushi and I thought, that's it, we're fucked, you can't even go to like a restaurant and have sushi without someone being like, okay guy. And by the way, this woman was feeding her boyfriend and he, you could see her, the look in his fucking face, I was like, that pussy better be phenomenal. Cause she was like feeding him on camera and he was, he was like, mm, yeah, and she's like, come on babe, and he was like, this is like, oh my god, it was killing me. I felt so, my wife was like, how fucking miserable, but that's, that's, now, the only thing I don't like in public, especially cause you see it in LA. Fucking with other people. If you wanna look like a fool on your own, I'm fine with it. But when they go fuck with people like at the mall, like that guy that got shot, they shot that, that kid shot that dude cuz he was fu- do you know this?

• 57:51Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  The dude was like in his face with a phone. And he was harassing him. I don't even know what he was saying. But finally, the dude he was harassing pulled out a gun, fucking shot the kid in the stomach. And he got cleared of all the charges, which is even better. Cuz he felt threatened. He was like, dude, the guy kept being like, "What are you gay, bro? You're fucking pussy."

• 58:06Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  And so the kid pulled out a gun, popped him in the stomach in the mall.

• 58:09Speaker 05

  Okay, so I'm wondering about that. If you're running up on someone harassing him like that. It's like, I don't know if I will even wanna bring this up, you might edit this out later.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 58:17Speaker 05

  But the new dude, the new fucking dude that I've been, Wonka put me on this dude. Last one was a dude who hit himself in the face with a hammer.

• 58:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, clavicular?

• 58:25Speaker 05

  Clavicular.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the broke his jaw?

• 58:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, on meth and shit.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  Insane, insane.

• 58:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, so he fell off and he needs to get sober and whatever. So the new dude that I'm seeing, like, I'm trying, I, I, this is awful.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  This is all Wonka, by the way.

• 58:37Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, he, Wonka, yeah.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what that is. Am I stupid?

• 58:43Speaker 05

  He's a First Amendment, everything. And then he did, I have such a bad feeling about this.

• 58:48Andrew Santino?

  Yells the N-word at people or something?

• 58:49Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh, he goes, "What's up?" You know, "You down with the First Amendment?" Alright, then, and then he, he says the worst shit that like made me, like, I'm a comedian, like, I love good jokes, whatever, made my fucking heart hurt. And I'm like, "This guy is gonna die."

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  He's begging for a fight.

• 59:05Speaker 05

  He's gonna die. But then he's, he comes strapped and with mace and everything. And he's picking these fights and shit and...

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  What state is this in?

• 59:12Speaker 05

  I don't know. I don't wanna know.

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know he's operating.

• 59:14Speaker 05

  You should delete, you should delete. Don't even let me say his name. Beep out the name if you can come back, because that shit's garbage.

• 59:19Speaker 06

  He was just arrested. He was arrested on May, yesterday, on May 11th. He was arrested in a, in, after an incident in a Nashville restaurant that led to him allegedly making racial comments.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's the thing about these guys. They're trolling, the racism trolling online has gotten, cuz that's what they do. They go in public and they yell shit cuz they know people are gonna click on it.

• 59:39Speaker 06

  And then they want the comments to be even worse.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  Bro, I'm gonna click on it. I feel bad saying it, but I'm like, I wanna see it cuz I'm like, this is insane.

• 59:45Speaker 05

  It's the worst.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  You kinda wanna watch it. It's a car accident. It was like, remember when the, um... You know, it was like any of those, what were those videos called? Where people, Faces of Death.

• 59:54Speaker 05

  Ooh, yeah.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  You don't even know what that is.

• 59:56Speaker 05

  You get that VHS, you pop it in on a nice Friday night, pop into VHS.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  It was like, it was real footage of like horrific shit.

• 1:00:04Speaker 06

  We did Run the Gauntlet.

• 1:00:05Andrew Santino?

  Run the Gauntlet.

• 1:00:06Speaker 06

  It was just on the internet, every.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  He says back in the day, it was seven years ago.

• 1:00:09Speaker 05

  You had to get a VHS, you could rent it at the fucking block, and you go behind the.

• 1:00:14Andrew Santino?

  Eighteen or older, yeah.

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  And the bad, the bad, you rent Faces of Death.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  People that know Faces of Death, remember that was insane, you'd go over to your friend's house. Whoever, you, whichever friend was parents were.

• 1:00:24Speaker 05

  The worst.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  The worst, yeah, or divorced, yeah, you were like, we gotta go to that guy's house. He'll, his dad won't care. That's like my buddy.

• 1:00:30Speaker 05

  Bro, I would've watched Faces of Death with you, no doubt.

• 1:00:32Andrew Santino?

  I love doing that, dude. And then somebody pops in a porn at some point, and you're like, what's it?

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  And then are we all getting horny together, or what's up?

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  My, it's my uncle left this over here, we should check it out, man. First time I went over to my buddy Brian's house, we were watching porn in his basement. Everyone's like looking at each other like, no, don't, nothing. No, I'm not, no, nothing. Don't worry about it. Girls don't have to do that.

• 1:00:54Speaker 05

  I'm not a strip club dude.

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  Our strip clubs are the worst.

• 1:00:56Speaker 05

  Are we, did we all come here to get horny together?

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  So weird.

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  What's going on?

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, and then, and then you have your one friend who's like, the whole time has the agenda, like he walks in immediately. And he's like, how much of these girls do you know? Did you ask about private rooms? And you're like, oh, this dude's got it like that.

• 1:01:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  He's in on it.

• 1:01:11Speaker 05

  Wonka loves a strip club.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  Wonka's a big strip dog.

• 1:01:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  So every city he's going?

• 1:01:17Speaker 05

  Nah, but he's always, yeah, yeah, hey, you wanna come to the strip, I mean, it's a, it gets brought up, and I'm like, nah, cool.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  How much money does Wonk spend at a strip club?

• 1:01:24Speaker 05

  I don't, I'm not, I'm not there with him. Last strip club I was with, with him was probably in Fargo, North Dakota, six years ago. And it was like, um, Tuesday night after a show, and it was just like, you know. Yeah, I don't be stepping in there. Uh, the last time I enjoyed it is when some like real like athletic girl came up and she was, whoo, she was doing like skateboard shit. I was like, ayy! I started turning up like, oh shit, and she was like having fun, and it was like fucking Olympics. She was probably just a, a gymnast.

• 1:01:56Andrew Santino?

  She's probably a gymnast in her previous life.

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  Olympian or something. And I was like, oh, I was like, let's turn up, like do a backflip, you know, do a kickflip.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  She, she probably was a gymnast and had a, an awful coach.

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  That's kind of what happens.

• 1:02:07Speaker 05

  Big possibility.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and then she was probably like, I gotta go the other way.

• 1:02:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm not a, I'm not a huge, I'm not a huge fan. I'll go for the bit with friends, like it's funny to me, cause it's kinda. I don't wanna say anything diminutive, but it's uh.

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  I can say.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  I don't know how to say it in the right way. I'm not, it just doesn't, I'm not, and I don't enjoy it as much. I'll go for the, if everyone's there for like a, a big group and just have a drink and fuck around. But I wanna leave pretty quickly. I don't really enjoy the.

• 1:02:33Speaker 05

  If I actually look at a girl and I'm like.

• 1:02:39Speaker 05

  Then I'm thinking, oh damn, you know, like if you, if, if they're not ex- it's just fucking exuberant and having fun like I'm smashing, I'm really like, I'm like.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  If they're not having fun, it's tough.

• 1:02:50Speaker 05

  Especially, man, you see a sad girl going around the pole, it's like, oh shit.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  I always yell out from the top, are you okay?

• 1:02:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Is everything okay with you?

• 1:02:57Speaker 05

  Is everything okay? Yeah, man.

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  I hate it. I don't.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  Welcome Diamond.

• 1:03:03Speaker 06

  They're making a Faces of Death uh movie this year.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 1:03:07Speaker 06

  A reimagining, cuz they.

• 1:03:08Andrew Santino?

  It's probably done in AI. Is Gal Gadot in that one too?

• 1:03:10Speaker 06

  No, but it, it was shot on film, but it appears to be more like uh, it says it's a reimagining of the nineteen seventy-eight film. Um, it seems to, it's more scripted, but there's.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Faces of Death scripted, who, who, who, who's doing that?

• 1:03:24Speaker 06

  Uh, somebody named.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  Gotta be like Grindhouse or what's the, what's the popular horror movie um, production company?

• 1:03:29Speaker 05

  Oh, I was in a movie since I saw you last.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  Blumhouse, yeah. What were you, what'd you do?

• 1:03:33Speaker 05

  I was in a fucking real movie with the fucking uh, Jaimon Hansu, you know that dude from fucking?

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:03:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was in, yeah, it's a feature-length film.

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  What did you do?

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  I had a big ass role. The movie, you know, came and went, but it was like, I, I was a, I'm a SAG actor, bro.

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  What is it called?

• 1:03:49Speaker 05

  I spent a month in the fucking, by myself, just acting with strangers, just fucking diving in.

• 1:03:54Andrew Santino?

  How'd this happen?

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  Director hit me up. What's up, man, big fan?

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  Is it a dude you knew from before or no?

• 1:03:59Speaker 05

  No, I didn't know. A big fan, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, he's like, I, I, I make these movies, the Saw director. All of Saw two, three, four, five, six, uh.

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  It's called Twisted.

• 1:04:07Speaker 05

  Twisted.

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  There's ten of those fucking movies, by the way. Saw's Darren Lynn Bousman.

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  Man, I, I was like, I lo- that was such a good experience, let's make like Saw seven and eight. And everybody was like, there's been Saw seven, eight, nine, ten.

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  I think there's thirteen.

• 1:04:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, sorry.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  I know, I met one of the producers and I, I did the same thing. I was like, how many are there? He's like, thirteen or something. I was like, holy shit.

• 1:04:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, I traded lines with Jaimon Hansu, like real uh, dramatic lines and shit. It was fucking, it was so much fun.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  Were you nervous?

• 1:04:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:33Speaker 05

  And then when I found out, like, I had a lot of lines, dude, big role. And. I had trouble memorizing all of them because I just came off a tour. I was super sick. I almost said no because I like died of the flu. And I was like, fine, let's fucking do it. And I had a couple of weeks because it was so last second. And I sat down, I'm like, all these lights come on, all these people, you know, it was a big, big production still, like real audio and all these different things going on. And then I'm like, there's Jamin Honsu. And like, and then he was saying his lines. I was like, oh, he memorized this shit too. He sat down and did this for me.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:06Speaker 05

  Just like me. So like, yeah.

• 1:05:08Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to him.

• 1:05:09Speaker 05

  Lot of fun.

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  He was cool.

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  How did the movie do? Does it look good?

• 1:05:14Speaker 06

  It didn't do great.

• 1:05:15Andrew Santino?

  Because he's shitting on it.

• 1:05:15Speaker 05

  How do you know how it does?

• 1:05:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, go on Rotten Tomatoes.

• 1:05:17Speaker 06

  I'm just looking at the reviews.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  Ratings and reviews?

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  What was it on Tomatoes?

• 1:05:21Speaker 06

  Uh, on IMDb, it's a four or five.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey.

• 1:05:24Speaker 06

  Out of 10, which isn't bad. Um, but I'll go into it.

• 1:05:27Andrew Santino?

  Four or five out of six?

• 1:05:28Speaker 05

  Bro, I had, I had people that said some good shit about me. I'm trying to, I like that.

• 1:05:32Speaker 06

  We should support more movies.

• 1:05:33Speaker 05

  You could, I could go to sleep at night and then work up and wake during, uh, work during the day.

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  The touring shit is like, it'll be after like a month.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're done then. So no more touring now.

• 1:05:43Speaker 05

  I'm gonna work this record. I'm gonna tour this record. And then, uh, I don't know.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  You'll be right back at it.

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  I don't know, man.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  That's what it is.

• 1:05:48Speaker 05

  We'll see.

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  This is the love of your life.

• 1:05:51Speaker 05

  I have scripts, like, and I know people that, like, I got, I'm, I'm like.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, I hope that comes to fruition. I'm just saying, you're such a good musician and such a good, uh, performer. It'd be, I think your fans would be bummed to see you not perform again for a while.

• 1:06:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  That's just the way it is. I'm sorry, man. You've been given this gift. I apologize.

• 1:06:08Speaker 05

  But I try so hard, though. It's such a.

• 1:06:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's good.

• 1:06:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:12Andrew Santino?

  Go tell that to any pro athlete that's fucking breaks their shit every night for 20 years.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  They try hard. They want, they, the fans deserve to see them give the gift that they're so great at.

• 1:06:21Speaker 05

  That's why I fucking go ham. I'm like, I can't believe all these people.

• 1:06:23Andrew Santino?

  That's why your shows are so fucking good. So, yes, golden handcuffs, my guy. What else would you be doing if you weren't doing?

• 1:06:32Speaker 05

  Uh, painting.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  Uh, pottery.

• 1:06:37Andrew Santino?

  You don't think you would be at home at some point going?

• 1:06:40Speaker 05

  Man, I've already, I've already made new songs, like, I like sitting down and making new songs.

• 1:06:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:45Speaker 05

  Well, bro, I could, I could make a song. Some songs took me like the, the very last song on this record. I'm gonna give it to you. But it's like, it took me six years to make. I made five or six different beats for it. All these, it had to be perfect. And I've been thinking about this idea for so long. Very emotional, very fucking, it's crazy. What are we talking about?

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  The art you're gonna make?

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, yeah.

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the song.

• 1:07:06Speaker 05

  So, uh.

• 1:07:07Andrew Santino?

  Garden of Eden.

• 1:07:08Speaker 05

  It took, yeah, yeah, it took forever. I wanted to hear it, or whatever. And so, I was like, I'm not gonna do that for a long time. Like, I said what I needed to say. It's a final, that how I end the record is crazy. But then, you know, and that, it took a long time to make, but then like, as I'm in my record cycle and stuff, and we're promoting things, I'm already starting to make new songs.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's gonna cap, it's gonna happen.

• 1:07:31Speaker 05

  And some songs only take me like, a day to make, and then I have to promote it, then it takes like, that's the quickest part.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:07:38Speaker 05

  Everything else, music video, everything else, and then promoting it will take, I would say like, making, Garden of Eden took a long time, but other songs, I would say, ninety-eight percent of my time and effort goes into not even making the songs. I hate that shit.

• 1:07:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, get ready.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  I just wanna make the songs.

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  Cause that's what acting is, and that's what, that's what our business is. Most of our business is waiting for something. It's either waiting for it to happen, then when you get it, you gotta wait to do the thing, and then when, even when you're doing the thing, you're still waiting most of the day, and it's the same bullshit. Trust me. Oh, wait, wait, wait, just wait, just wait.

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  No, I mean, I've done, I've done, I've done a movie, and I've done music videos for a long time, so I know that it's.

• 1:08:14Andrew Santino?

  Laborious.

• 1:08:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  But if you love it, it's gonna be worth it. You give me a piece, will you, um, paint me a piece for my house?

• 1:08:21Speaker 05

  I have, I'm sitting on a lot of them.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  Will you pa, what would you have, one that's big, that I can put up somewhere big in my house?

• 1:08:27Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  For real?

• 1:08:28Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  Cause I have a wall that's empty, and I have, I've tried to put something on it multiple times, and there's nothing that looks good right there.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  My paintings are the shit, and they look good in houses.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  Give me someone.

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  Give me something. And how much you charge?

• 1:08:39Speaker 05

  They're really expensive. I'll give them to you for free.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  See, hear that? That's how you get it for free.

• 1:08:45Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  You bully your friends on your podcast to go, you wouldn't charge me for it.

• 1:08:48Speaker 05

  So you wouldn't charge me for that shit, man? How much is that?

• 1:08:52Speaker 05

  All these cameras set up?

• 1:08:54Andrew Santino?

  You wouldn't try, we wouldn't.

• 1:08:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, you can have it for free.

• 1:08:56Andrew Santino?

  You wouldn't do that to me, would ya?

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:58Andrew Santino?

  Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to do me a big favor, get in the comments, and also get on Instagram, and all the social media platforms, and tag Prof, and bully him.

• 1:09:07Speaker 05

  Is this over?

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  Into, yes, cause you did seven hours with Burt. Burt made you do seven and a half hours.

• 1:09:14Speaker 05

  That went so quick.

• 1:09:14Andrew Santino?

  We don't ride like that. Well, we get to go, now we get to go kick it for a little bit. Uh, and go online and bully him. And get on there and say, if you ever quit performing and quit coming to my city, I'll find you.

• 1:09:26Speaker 05

  That's already happening right now.

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, good. I hope it continues because, uh, we can't have great artists and great performers, stop.

• 1:09:33Speaker 05

  We'll see about that, bitch.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Well, Joe, our editor, please put up Prof's home address right here. We're gonna put it up right here in the middle. Please send, uh, mail, uh, and all sorts of, uh, don't, don't threats and don't show up at his house. We've had people do that before.

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh, but I love you. The record, depending on when this episode comes out, we're gonna negotiate it, but hopefully the record will be coming out right after this.

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:55Andrew Santino?

  So the record release date, once again, is June 26th. So June 26th, please, please, please, please.

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  2626.

• 1:10:01Andrew Santino?

  6626. 626262.

• 1:10:06Speaker 06

  Would you ever make a musical?

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:10:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Yeah. Good question, though. I mean, it is a good question.

• 1:10:13Speaker 06

  Because he's a versatile artist, not just rap, he does it all.

• 1:10:15Speaker 05

  Hate musicals.

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, really?

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  Hate them.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  Christine!

• 1:10:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, even Phantom?

• 1:10:20Andrew Santino?

  She, he knows.

• 1:10:20Speaker 05

  Who the fuck is acting and then just breaks out in a song?

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, it's not that kind of song. See, some musicals are dark.

• 1:10:28Andrew Santino?

  Christine! By the way, I bought-

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  I need to sing now!

• 1:10:31Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I bought, I bought eight tickets. Eight tickets the other day to go to Phantom of the Opera to take my wife's family when they come into town. Man, I hope they don't hear this because it's supposed to be a surprise.

• 1:10:43Speaker 06

  When are they gonna find out?

• 1:10:44Andrew Santino?

  Uh, it's in July.

• 1:10:45Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:10:46Speaker 05

  I can't podcast, man. You can't say shit.

• 1:10:48Speaker 06

  Just bleep it.

• 1:10:49Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's fine. But I'm gonna take them to see Phantom of the Opera. And, uh, I have not been to a play or a, in year, in forever. It, the tickets are hilariously expensive. To a degree where you're like, where does this money go?

• 1:11:06Speaker 05

  My girl said, "It's a horrible show in Minneapolis." Out of nowhere, she was like, "Bad seats, $400."

• 1:11:14Andrew Santino?

  Bad seats.

• 1:11:15Speaker 05

  $500 for bad seats.

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  Bad seats! By the way, when we got on there, my wife, I was like, "Well, how much are, I'll buy, I'll-" Just let's, I'll buy them.

• 1:11:22Speaker 05

  Buy six.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  And she goes, well, it's eight tickets. I go, where are they? What is it? She clicks on it. Dude, the StubHub or Ticketmaster link, put me down in like the center pit, you know, the whatever. Center pit. As soon as I hovered the mouse over it, I was like, what about the other ones that are down over here? The middle seats, the middle seats in like nine or 10 rows away from the stage, not even super close. I mean, that's close, but even there was, I want to say it was, um, what, what? Six, no, yeah, 675 a seat or something like that? That's before the taxes and fees and all that shit.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  Oh, let me spend, oh yeah, go to a show, spend five grand, 7500 dollars?

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  I think I would have been out six grand or something like that. I was like, you know, what if we?

• 1:12:07Speaker 05

  For a fucking play?

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  I was like, what if we went outside and asked people how it was?

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  Play's gotta be rich people only shit. Like, they know, they know, the only people coming to this motherfucker are all multimillionaires.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  Have money. It's cra- it was crazy. What is it? You looking it up?

• 1:12:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was trying it for...

• 1:12:21Andrew Santino?

  The average row where we're going to get eight in a row, that was the other problem. You can't get eight seats in a fucking row.

• 1:12:26Speaker 06

  So that's how many I wanted, because it'll put me there. I did four, and it's, uh, 1,027 dollars per ticket.

• 1:12:33Andrew Santino?

  Per ticket?

• 1:12:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, no doubt.

• 1:12:35Andrew Santino?

  Dude, what are we talking about?

• 1:12:36Speaker 05

  I don't know what's going on.

• 1:12:37Andrew Santino?

  I was like, I don't think that's that good of a play. I don't know, I mean, the hair and makeup must be phenomenal.

• 1:12:42Speaker 05

  You guys want to see a movie?

• 1:12:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  How about let's go to a movie? Also, movies, 80 dollars a ticket now in LA.

• 1:12:48Speaker 06

  Go to the Beverly.

• 1:12:49Andrew Santino?

  Go to the Beverly, go to the Beverly.

• 1:12:50Speaker 06

  Vista.

• 1:12:50Andrew Santino?

  Support local art and support this artist because we love him.

• 1:12:54Speaker 05

  Your femurs are so long.

• 1:12:56Andrew Santino?

  Kid's got, kid's got big femes.

• 1:12:59Speaker 05

  Can you squat without falling down?

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  Brother, I could squat, you could see how much I squat. I'd be squatting. These things, I got good trees.

• 1:13:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, they look good. Your knees look thick, yeah.

• 1:13:06Andrew Santino?

  I got big boy, I got big boy legs. I've seen you clothesless.

• 1:13:11Speaker 05

  Before we go, my manager Mike walked in on Ron White changing at the fucking show.

• 1:13:17Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:13:17Speaker 05

  Oh, it's okay, brother. It's okay, brother. Hey, man, that's all right. You ever seen a dick before? He said, oh, you, yeah, you seem a crooked skinny cock. Ron White, there you go.

• 1:13:26Andrew Santino?

  Ron White. Shout out to Ron White, a living legend amongst us. Wait, Mike walked in and what did he say?

• 1:13:31Speaker 05

  Oh my God, oh shit, we were backstage in Tony's fucking place. Come kick it back here. And then, uh, we went back there and Ron White was changing with the door open and he just walked around and went right in there.

• 1:13:40Andrew Santino?

  I remember he said, one time he was talking about, uh, having one of those like Japanese toilets at the store. And then afterward, it was either a door guy or someone was like... That Japanese toilet thing is, that's, that's so cool. And he goes, "Yeah, I got them in every bathroom in my house."

• 1:13:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:57Andrew Santino?

  I was like, "Yeah, you do, dude."

• 1:13:58Speaker 05

  Ron White.

• 1:13:59Andrew Santino?

  Of course you do, Ron White. He used to get hammered at the store. He was, he's sober now.

• 1:14:03Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:14:03Andrew Santino?

  But he used to get hammered at the store and he would, this is my favorite bit. He would pull, he'd get a door guy and he'd be like, "You drive my car, drive me home." So the door guy would then have to go ask, "Hey, man, can I, I have to leave." And by the way, the other door guys were like, "No, fuck that. I'm not covering your shit."

• 1:14:17Speaker 05

  I'm doing all this myself.

• 1:14:18Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you. And he'd be like, "I gotta run." You have to answer to the headliner, right? You got, so Ron would make them, because he wanted his car at his house. He didn't want to drink and drive. God bless Ron White, no drinking and driving. But he would make a, he'd make one of them drive and then they'd have to find a ride home from another guy or whatever.

• 1:14:31Speaker 05

  It was just a domino effect?

• 1:14:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, fucked everything. Well, it was like, he didn't know, I mean, Ron was probably too, to know, "Hey, I'll call you an Uber." He would just wanted to drive home. But then some guys would say, Ron would, if he got on with you, would be like, "Hey, come inside for a minute." And he would invite the door guys as they would just sit around and talk. But you'd talk until Ron was done talking.

• 1:14:49Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:14:49Andrew Santino?

  So what if it was three in the morning?

• 1:14:51Speaker 05

  I felt that same thing. Like, we were back there and, you know, he was about to go on and we were like, "So everybody stay still until he's done talking."

• 1:14:56Andrew Santino?

  He just, dude, he's commands.

• 1:14:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:58Andrew Santino?

  He's a commander.

• 1:14:59Speaker 05

  He's a commander.

• 1:15:00Andrew Santino?

  He's a commander. Uh, and you're my commander. You're, you are, uh, my sun, my moon and my stars. And I love you and I, I'm happy that I get to see you again.

• 1:15:07Speaker 05

  That was cool. I couldn't, I can't believe we went that long without seeing each other, so.

• 1:15:11Andrew Santino?

  It was a little stupid. We'll never do that again, my promise. We end the show the same way. You look into that camera and say one word or one phrase to end the episode. Or one plug.

• 1:15:21Speaker 05

  Good time, boy, on sale now.

• 1:15:23Andrew Santino?

  Nah, I can't, I hate selling shit. Say something else.

• 1:15:27Speaker 05

  Um, I'm, can I talk to my younger self?

• 1:15:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:31Speaker 05

  Don't worry, it's not chunks of her vagina, it's just toilet paper in your mouth.

• 1:15:40Speaker 01

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 1:15:46Speaker 02

  Oh, that creature in the ginger beard!

• 1:15:48Speaker 01

  Sturdy ginger.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.

• 1:15:52Speaker 04

  Gingers are beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey and seventy-five dollars for the horse. Gingers, oh, hell no.

• 1:15:58Speaker 02

  This whiskey is excellent. Ginger, I like gingers.