141: Gru Ranks Halloween Candy

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• 0:00Brittany Broski?

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• 0:45Brittany Broski?

  party and stock the fridge with Smirnoff Ice today.

• 0:48Speaker 01

  Coming to you live from the Broski Nation headquarters, it's the Broski Report. From your home, let's make it rockin'.

• 0:59Brittany Broski?

  Hello, little gorillas. Hello, gorillas. Happy Halloween!

• 1:07Speaker 02

  Hi, my name is Herman Winstead. Hi, my name is, hi, my name is Herman Winst- hi, my name is Herman Winstead.

• 1:16Brittany Broski?

  Hey, guys. Seriously, welcome back to Broski Report. Today is a very new topic episode. Today, we're going to be incorporating some websites. Today, we're going to be incorporating some rankings, some fun. Sorry. Today, we are going to be incorporating, and there's a very thin line between Nosferatu and Gru. Like, they're probably from the same sort of area. Gru does have this sort of Transylvanian, where's Gru from? Where is Dr. Groove, where is Dr. Gru right now? Where is Dr. Gru from? Felonius Gru, from the Despicable Me Wiki, was raised in the United States, though his exact real-world hometown or country is never

• 1:58Brittany Broski?

  explicitly defined. So that kind of gives us license to say, vaguely Eastern European, we'll go ahead and pinpoint it somewhere near Transylvania. Transylvania, honey, gag it, clock it, trans rights.

• 2:18Brittany Broski?

  Okay, here's what we're gonna do today. Here's what we're gonna do today. Today, I am going to be doing all things Halloween, okay? Friggin' Halloween, friggin' bats. And no one loves the minions more than millennials, and I unfortunately, I get it, the older that I get, I do understand. And he's my little son. He's Bob. He's a baby with a bear. I got him in one of my Blindbox videos that I did on YouTube, one of, the only Blindbox video I did on YouTube, on the main channel, when I did trends that I missed. And I opened him and I literally was like, I understand the maternal instinct of needing to sacrifice

• 3:03Brittany Broski?

  my own self, my own person, for something smaller than me, and something that I feel incredibly maternal towards. So that's him, that's Bob, with a little bear. He's very little, and he is, in many ways, my son, in many ways, a plastic toy. So I've got him over here with me, the spirit of Bob. I want to put him somewhere y'all can see, but he's just so damn little. There, I'll put him there.

• 3:30Brittany Broski?

  He's just little. He's so tiny. Okay, and I've also got my Neato gummy bear, okay, in the vein of what we're doing today. And I recently discovered this in my stem drawer. My stem drawer, of course, being all my Tapas Squishies and then all the, like, rejects, because the real stem toys in rotation, they stay out, okay? I've got my Neato gumdrop over here. And not to say that Neato's my favorite. I mean, Neato's very kind. They sent me a bunch of shit, but like, I don't, there are, in my opinion, a lot of shops on TikTok, or like, these people who are just in their basement with the E700 glue or whatever, and they're gluing it, and they put the plastic piece over it, and they're like, making my own stem. Those are the best. The crunchy ones, the like, are the one,

• 4:15Brittany Broski?

  the people that take the air out of them. I really like that.

• 4:28Brittany Broski?

  Okay, so this one is the gummy bear, and I really enjoy, something about Neatos is they're kind of indestructible, which I need, because I have a very, very heavy hand. I have a very, you know, Lenny from Of My Scent Men hand. Like, if this was a sentient gummy bear, his neck would be broken by this point, because I'm, and I have thought on more, on more than one occasion of putting him in my mouth, but, you know, I'm looking at him right now, and he's covered in sort of carpet hair and dander. It's covered, it's covered, it's covered in Whitney dandel. It's sort of covered in Whitney dandel. So, yeah, loving

• 5:09Brittany Broski?

  the, the gumdrop's gonna be with me as I do what I need to do today. So everyone, listen up, because we are going to take it very serious. It's about time that I get my way. Remember Pharrell did that fuck-ass song for Despicable Me 1, when in high school, or when was that, middle school, when that shit came out? I specifically went to iTunes, I just remembered this. I went to iTunes and bought that song, and it was my most listened to, like, of the whole school year. Like, I loved that fucking song. Like, almost fixation on it. You know what I mean? It's about time that I get, and I, of course, can't sing it, because YouTube will snipe me. But, very important, that song was very

• 5:50Brittany Broski?

  important, and now I just listened to it back, and I was like, this song fucking sucks.

• 5:57Brittany Broski?

  Oh, oh, my bald cap just rolled up. This song fucking sucks. It's so bad. But in a good way, like, bad in a good way. I would much rather listen to that song than, because I'm happy. I hated that song from the, from the jump. I did not like that song. Okay, so Freedonian. A promotional 23andMe campaign listed Gru's fictional DNA as mostly Freedonian. What the hell? The fictional island nation of Freedonia. And what they don't tell you is that's right next to Transylvania. It's right next to Transylvania. Sad. Okay, um, let's go ahead and get started on what we're doing today. I thought it would be a very

• 6:41Brittany Broski?

  kind of family-friendly, because I have gorillas, I have three little precious angels that are my gorillas, and all of my minions that I treat like they are expendable. Because they are. I thought what would be a good family-friendly bonding activity is March Madness candy. March Madness Halloween candy ranking. Okay, what we're going to be doing is taking, I think it's 25 different candies, and I'm gonna come to the conclusion of what is the ideal best Halloween candy. And I do have ideas in my head of what I think it is. I'm gonna go ahead and just say Reese's, I'm gonna put it out there. I love a fucking

• 7:22Brittany Broski?

  Reese's, so I'll be shocked if it's something else, but I don't know, I've got quite the array. I'll go ahead and list them all off. Okay, we've got Kit Kat, Reese's, Hershey's Cookies and Cream. Hey. Okay, next, Snickers. Crunch, Twix, Baby Ruth, old head ass, old head ass candy, Hundred Grand, Hundred Gecs, Butterfinger, old head ass candy, Peanut M&Ms, Trolley Crawler's, Laffy Taffy, and I have three different, I have strawberry, banana, and, and what is that, sour apple. I'm sort of partial to a banana Laffy Taffy,

• 8:00Brittany Broski?

  but upon taste testing, I might choose something different. Smarties, gummy bear, nerds, nerd gummy clusters, Sweet Tarts, Warheads, Double Bubble. Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it, because I love candy, and I, you know, growing up big, you didn't really, you know, you can have preferences, but ultimately, I am gonna eat all this. You know what I mean? Like, if I'm getting this in my Halloween bucket, I'm gonna eat all of it. It's just a ranking of what comes first. What am I reaching for first versus last? But ultimately, they are all getting eaten. So that's just like, another thing that, I'll be honest, okay, I'll just be honest.

• 8:44Brittany Broski?

  All right. Without further ado, I have this bracket here in front of us. I have created a March Madness-esque bracket. So let's go ahead and do this. All right, first up, and this is, they kind of randomized it, which I'm kind of pissed about, because I think chocolate should be ranked against chocolate, but I guess we'll get there eventually, right? Okay, first up, Hershey's Cookies and Cream, which is difficult, because I love a Hershey's Cookies and Cream. Probably, probably top, gotta be top three Halloween pulls. And Trolley Crawler's. All right, let's go ahead and do it. I do love a Trolley Crawler. I mean, look at that.

• 9:25Brittany Broski?

  Delicious.

• 9:28Brittany Broski?

  Really good. But I already know my, I see, that's pretty good. I already know my favorite, because I had three of these last night. I had three Hershey's Cookies and Cream last night, when I was prepping for this video. And I know myself, okay? I like a chocolate above a fruity candy any day, but I like a sour candy as well. Okay, Hershey's Cookies and Cream fangs. This is specifically a Halloween Hershey's Cookies and Cream.

• 10:02Brittany Broski?

  Yeah.

• 10:06Brittany Broski?

  Absolutely. Winner, Hershey's Cookies and Cream. All right.

• 10:13Brittany Broski?

  Next, we've got, let's go down, actually. Laffy Taffy, Hershey's Cookies and Cream.

• 10:24Brittany Broski?

  Obviously, I'm not, well, I should probably try Laffy Taffy. I'll go for banana. Actually, no, let's do something else. Oh, there's jokes on every wrapper. Let's see the joke.

• 10:36Brittany Broski?

  It's about time that I, what's the joke? What did the bee whisper to his honey?

• 10:55Brittany Broski?

  Okay, I'm gonna read this and then I need you to picture in your mind that I'm Tanner Tan36, okay?

• 11:02Brittany Broski?

  What did the bee whisper to his honey? Come get this bee ass, bounce on it, sweet little thing.

• 11:14Brittany Broski?

  It's a joke. I don't know. I don't know what's funny about that. Come suck on this bee sting.

• 11:25Brittany Broski?

  No, the answer is sweet nothings.

• 11:29Brittany Broski?

  I like my answer better. Uh, what did the baby say after lunch was cleaned off its face? Probably fucking nothing. I'm wiped out.

• 11:39Brittany Broski?

  Okay, a baby wouldn't have the cognitive ability to make a joke as stupid as that to begin with. Honestly, and I'll give it to the kids, I'll, I'll give it to the baby. Whatever the baby would say would be funnier than this shit, okay?

• 11:54Brittany Broski?

  Let's go ahead. I'm going for sour apple, Laffy Taffy.

• 12:04Brittany Broski?

  The nose has got to go, I'm over it.

• 12:29Brittany Broski?

  Right.

• 12:31Brittany Broski?

  Laffy Taffy is so fucking bad. Alright, it's Hershey's Cookies and Cream, no fucking question about it. Nerds versus Peanut M&Ms. Alright, that's, that's an interesting one. Let's see.

• 12:47Brittany Broski?

  I, I hate Laffy Taffy, that shit's all up in my fucking, it's in my fucking teeth! It's in my fucking teeth!

• 13:09Brittany Broski?

  Just put the gru nose on my stem toy, for anyone watching. Not watching, okay? Peanut M&Ms, a classic dad snack. My dad would get these at Costco by the fucking box. Like, a big plastic jar of Peanut M&Ms. And I'd always be like, "Ugh, who's eating those?" And then we'd be watching a movie, and I'd, I'd look at him, because he'd have it, just like going to town on him, I'd be like, "Can I have some?" Obviously, because like, these are, like, top 10 shareable snacks. Peanut M&Ms. I'd be like, "Can I have some?" And he'd be like, "No." And then he'd do the dad thing where he'd like slowly, just like, you know, hand it over to me.

• 13:51Brittany Broski?

  Peanut M&M, really good, I'm just not reaching for it, you know what I mean?

• 13:58Brittany Broski?

  Yeah. Uh huh. You know, you also have to take into mind, it, it's woke Halloween, so, what Peanut M&Ms offer is something pretty exclusive, which is, it's, it's carving out kids with a nut allergy. Nut girl, anytime I was in class with someone with a fucking nut allergy, it was like, "Red alert, red alert! We got a 2319!" Fucking grow up.

• 14:34Brittany Broski?

  If you have a nut allergy, you need to grow up. And I just spit everywhere. Nerds, grape. And I do love the, can we put the nerds, uh, little guy up here? He's very cute, and he's stupid looking, and I don't even know what he is, really. Alright.

• 14:56Brittany Broski?

  It's just sugar, you know?

• 15:04Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, you gotta give it to the Peanut M&Ms. I respect what a nerd is, I respect nerds. I actually enjoy the grape flavor. Again, I'm eating all of this, if it's in my, my Halloween bag, basket.

• 15:17Brittany Broski?

  Get ready with me, what's in my Halloween bucket?

• 15:22Brittany Broski?

  It's just razors and pills.

• 15:26Brittany Broski?

  Uh, let's do a what's in my Halloween bucket haul. It's just like all the, the worst nightmare things that moms and grandmothers are like, "Don't give your kids the candy without checking it first, or putting razors and fucking Ambien in the Halloween buckets." I wish I had Ambien in my Halloween bucket. Okay, this has got to go to the Peanut M&Ms. Winner! Alright, moving on. Warheads and Butterfinger? Bruh, my shit's gonna be black.

• 15:57Brittany Broski?

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• 18:50Brittany Broski?

  about shit that gets stuck in my teeth. I don't like things stuck in my teeth. I feel like I should have the nose on.

• 19:08Brittany Broski?

  Alright, let's eat some fucking old head candy. Like, I've never seen someone under the age of 58 eat a Butterfinger.

• 19:16Brittany Broski?

  Other than me.

• 19:23Brittany Broski?

  Butterfinger.

• 19:35Brittany Broski?

  What is it? Peanut butter? Crispity crunchity peanut buttery.

• 19:41Brittany Broski?

  Flop!

• 19:45Brittany Broski?

  A warhead? Bitch!

• 19:51Brittany Broski?

  Bitch, a warhead?

• 19:54Brittany Broski?

  Alright.

• 19:57Brittany Broski?

  Let me cleanse my palate.

• 20:02Brittany Broski?

  And I have a spit cup over here that's Hattie B's Chicken, shout out to Hattie B.

• 20:09Brittany Broski?

  Alright, I went for a Warhead Extreme Sour Blue Raspberry. My mouth's already watering.

• 20:18Brittany Broski?

  Hey. To God, country, and family.

• 20:38Brittany Broski?

  Bitch, ah! Ow! I forgot I have a kinkersore on my fucking lip!

• 20:54Brittany Broski?

  Okay.

• 20:57Brittany Broski?

  It stuck to my teeth. It, it stuck to my teeth.

• 21:03Brittany Broski?

  It stuck to my fucking teeth.

• 21:08Brittany Broski?

  Oh. Okay. Now we're down to just the candy, which is good. Yeah, I mean, like, whatever.

• 21:18Brittany Broski?

  Dead ass, I'm picking warheads, and I just spit, bro.

• 21:22Brittany Broski?

  Oh, warheads.

• 21:26Brittany Broski?

  Who would I want to give a warhead? I mean, there's the classic meme of, like, give a Victorian child a warhead. Like, I'd travel back to, like, eighteen seventy-five, and I'd be like, "Here, kid, have I tried one of these? It's real good for ya. It'll cure all your ailments." Then I'd give it to him, and they'd die on the spot. I feel like I'd rather go back to someone like, um,

• 21:48Brittany Broski?

  like Salem Witch Trials. And I'd pop in, and I'd be like, "I know all of you guys have diarrhea. I know you guys hate women, but I'd just hear me out, hear me out. Try one of these." And I'd go to the parish, or what, what was, what would he have been called? The preacher, the town preacher? Or the vicar? What there, but was Salem Catholic? Was the town of Salem Catholic? No, they would have been Protestant. Strictly Protestant, yep.

• 22:18Brittany Broski?

  "They were settled and governed by Puritans. They were extreme Protestants, who believed that the Protestant Reformation in Europe had not gone far enough. Their entire mission was to purify the Church of England from any remaining Roman Catholic religious practices." Yeah, that's making sense.

• 22:35Brittany Broski?

  Ew, the fucking warhead gets more sour, it gets, like, sour again. But still, I'm, I'm ultimately gonna pick warheads, cuz, uh, the, warheads wield a power. It's gonna be funny every single time when you give, like, an old person a warhead, when you give a dog a warhead. Don't give a dog a warhead. But when you give, like, unsuspecting people, or Europeans, I love giving a fucking European a warhead. All right. Warheads win that round. Nerds gummy clusters and a crunch bar. Obviously nerd gummy clusters, right?

• 23:08Speaker 03

  Tasty and crunchy, sweet and gummy. Rainbow.

• 23:12Brittany Broski?

  Look at these little guys! Dude, you're freaking cute, dude, you're so fun! I wanna plush with the little gummy guys on it.

• 23:20Brittany Broski?

  What are the nerds guys? What is

• 23:25Brittany Broski?

  the nerds mascot? Oh, it's the candy.

• 23:33Brittany Broski?

  "The mascot is an anthropomorphized, colorful, colorful, bulbous little creature, known simply as a nerd." Felt! "In many ways, I'm an anthropomorphized, colorful, bulbous little creature, and all my friends." All right, nerds gummy clusters. This is another one, when, like, someone on the road trip gets these, or like, someone in the movie theater that I'm with, I'm literally, during the movie, I'm leaning over like, "Can I have some?

• 24:01Brittany Broski?

  Can you pass those over here? Can I have some?" And they're like, "No, watch the fucking movie, stop talking." "Okay, yeah, heard, but can I just, can I just have, like, a handful?" Cuz they're good. But I would never pick these for myself, you know what I mean? Here's my, my movie order, I think I've talked about this plenty of times before, uh, raisinettes. And funny, raisinettes are nowhere on the fucking Halloween candy list? Cuz you bitches are prejudiced against raisinettes!

• 24:30Brittany Broski?

  Gummy clusters!

• 24:36Brittany Broski?

  Yeah.

• 24:38Brittany Broski?

  Yeah.

• 24:40Brittany Broski?

  Hey. Yeah.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  Hi, my name is Carmen Winstead.

• 24:48Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, that's delicious. Crunch?

• 24:52Brittany Broski?

  These aren't bad, you know what I mean? But who's putting crisped rice in a creamy milk chocolate bar? That is ridiculous.

• 25:02Brittany Broski?

  Oh, you know what else is missing from this? That, again, this is like, the rich houses would do this? Uh, Rice Krispie treat, ho. Rice Krispie treat, ho. I love a Rice Krispie treat. Gotta be, like, top five shitty dessert, top five shitty processed desserts. And I'll be honest, when you get them, like, when someone's like, it's, you went over to someone's house as a kid, and their mom was like, "I made Rice Krispie treats", and it's just sugar, butter, marshmallow, and the Rice Krispies, I'm like, "This doesn't taste good." Like, this doesn't taste the same. The thing about a Rice Krispie treat is that it's so, like, plasticky and, like, artificially sugary. That's what I like. Cheers, crunch bar.

• 25:46Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, like,

• 25:49Brittany Broski?

  like, whatever. You know?

• 25:52Brittany Broski?

  Like, fucking whatever, I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about a crunch bar. But a crunch bar doesn't piss me off the way a Butterfinger pisses me off, so we'll go, obviously, it's going to nerds gummy clusters every time.

• 26:06Brittany Broski?

  All right. Other side.

• 26:10Brittany Broski?

  Reese's versus gummy bears? That's like putting Achilles next to...

• 26:24Brittany Broski?

  That's like, that's like facing Achilles off in battle with a fucking sprite.

• 26:30Brittany Broski?

  That doesn't even make sense. Okay, this is Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin. Pumpkin spice. Pumpkin. I love a Reese's.

• 26:49Brittany Broski?

  Oh, my god! Reese's Pumpkin.

• 27:07Brittany Broski?

  Yeah. It's really, really hard to beat a Reese's for me.

• 27:14Brittany Broski?

  I just, god, it's good, it's, it's a perfect balance, it's a perfect balance of flavor.

• 27:19Brittany Broski?

  Okay, talk about corporate fucking landfill core. Gummy bears, and you get one gummy bear. It is individually wrapped, one gummy bear. The planet's on fucking fire.

• 27:34Brittany Broski?

  Bad.

• 27:36Brittany Broski?

  Like, really bad. What's the best gummy bear? This is from, "Don't get the Frank Furred Gummy Bears, this shit's ass."

• 27:49Brittany Broski?

  Probably Harry Bo is the best, right? But the Harry Bo ones are, in the UK, I think are better. "Harry Bo, known as America's favorite, offering a firm, toothsome bite, and classic fruit flavors like clear pineapple."

• 28:06Brittany Broski?

  Trolly gummy bears? Actually, these, they, they give these out on flights, Albanese.

• 28:15Brittany Broski?

  People on Reddit are saying that Bucky's gummy bears are softer and juicier than known brands. I need to give Bucky, Bucky's gummy bears, Bucky Bummy Bears a try, that's what I'm there.

• 28:28Brittany Broski?

  Okay.

• 28:30Brittany Broski?

  Yeah.

• 28:33Brittany Broski?

  I fucking, I, I really don't like gummy bears, so Reese's. Reese's, you win.

• 28:40Brittany Broski?

  Hundred Grand versus Double Bubble. What the fuck is a Hundred Gex Bar, bro? What even is this? Rich, oh my, I don't like caramel, I don't like caramel. Sue me! Sue me, I know it's against my Caucasian heritage, I don't like caramel, caramel. And it is different. It is different. It is a, it's got caramel in it, like, anything, like, a milkshake, a, um, coffee, caramel, but it is a caramel apple. Okay, don't ask me to explain, it is a caramel apple. Yeah, I want a caramel apple, when I'm at Disneyland, I would like a caramel apple. I don't make the rules, I don't wanna eat this.

• 29:24Brittany Broski?

  I don't wanna fucking eat this. Rich, rich caramel, milk chocolate, crispity, crunchies. Flop.

• 29:33Brittany Broski?

  This looks like it has shit growing on it. Can you get a, can you get a close up of that? It's like, I don't like the texture.

• 29:45Brittany Broski?

  It also doesn't help that I have, like, gummy bear remnants in my fucking mouth.

• 29:53Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, it's just like, whatever.

• 29:57Brittany Broski?

  I'm honestly, I'm gonna give it to Double Bubble. I love Double Bubble. I love Double Bubble. Whenever this would be in my, um, I actually used to steal the Double Bubbles out of my siblings' Halloween, uh, bags. Cuz they'd be so focused on, like, just whatever, I don't really know what they're eating. You know what else I really like in Halloween, uh, halls? Twizzlers. The individually wrapped Red Vines and Twizzlers, I love those, I love Twizzlers. Twizzlers are also my movie snack. I love, uh, strawberry and cherry Twizzlers, very, very delicious. My brother, one year at Halloween, got so, he was probably four, he had so much damn candy

• 30:39Brittany Broski?

  that he ran around the house naked, beet red, sweating, in his diaper, hanging off of shit. Just, just like, "Huh, huh", I, I wish, that's the level of, like, energy that sometimes I feel like, on this podcast, I have. Like, I feel like I could literally strip naked and run around and start hanging from the lights. Like, that's how I feel sometimes. And I'll, I'll never forget, that there are photos of him beet ass red, sweating, hair matted to his forehead, just,

• 31:11Brittany Broski?

  from eating too much Halloween candy. Anyway, I used to steal candy from their pockets. And then I'm like, why was I plush eyes as a kid? Cuz I was fucking, like, I couldn't help it. Double Bubble.

• 31:30Brittany Broski?

  Hard as a rock. That's where you gotta warm it up. Yeah. Double Bubble gets it.

• 31:49Brittany Broski?

  Really kinda gives you a headache after a while.

• 31:59Brittany Broski?

  It's just really good. You know what I mean?

• 32:04Brittany Broski?

  I love double bubble. I also, I'm trying to get into cinnamon gum. Y'all like cinnamon gum?

• 32:13Brittany Broski?

  Next up, Kit Kat versus Smarties.

• 32:19Brittany Broski?

  Kit Kat's gonna win, obviously. And keep in mind, this is Kit Kat counts. Kit Kat count. It is a Dracula. The Kit Kat Club.

• 32:38Brittany Broski?

  What? Alright. Crisp wafers and milk chocolate. Oh, my frigging gosh. It is a frigging, it's frigging Dracula, and he's got a skull.

• 32:53Brittany Broski?

  Oh, I don't like that it's not two.

• 32:56Brittany Broski?

  The whole tea about a Kit Kat is you can break it. There's two ones. This is just one big head.

• 33:04Brittany Broski?

  I love a Kit Kat.

• 33:07Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 33:12Brittany Broski?

  Smarties? Again, like, old head candy, but ultimately, I'm eating this. I will eat it.

• 33:21Brittany Broski?

  Alright, the nose is coming off. Irritating the fuck out of my lip skin.

• 33:27Brittany Broski?

  Alright, Smarties. Smarty Hall.

• 33:35Brittany Broski?

  The inside of my mouth tastes fucking crazy.

• 33:42Brittany Broski?

  What the hell?

• 33:46Brittany Broski?

  Just sugar.

• 33:53Brittany Broski?

  Going in for another one.

• 33:58Brittany Broski?

  You know?

• 34:02Brittany Broski?

  Reminds me of Pixie Sticks. Remember those? Again, just sugar. Just not even trying to disguise it. Just straight up sugar.

• 34:12Brittany Broski?

  It's going to Kit Kat. Every time.

• 34:16Brittany Broski?

  Baby Ruth and Twix.

• 34:20Brittany Broski?

  What the hell?

• 34:23Brittany Broski?

  What is Baby Ruth? Oh my, it's caramel!

• 34:28Brittany Broski?

  Dry roasted peanuts, rich caramel and smooth nougat? Old head fucking candy! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Willy Wonka ass candy. Grandpa Charlie ass candy. What was the granddad's name? Grandpa from

• 34:49Brittany Broski?

  Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What the fuck, by the way, was Roald Dahl smoking? Like, what an insane, Grandpa Joe. My fault. My fault. Not Grandpa Charlie. Oh my god, and this dude used to scare the fuck out of me as a kid. Arthur Slugworth. Fictional antagonist and rival candy manufacturer in Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. This dude? He scared the hell out of me as a kid. I just put that thing on my story. I'll put the TikTok up here of, um, that girl, she said, she made a TikTok and it had just a caption on it. It said, "Whenever I eat candy that's wrapped in foil, I feel like this scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, when he eats the candy out of the fireplace."

• 35:33Brittany Broski?

  When Willy Wonka was a kid, and his dad was a dentist, and he was like, "Don't fucking eat candy." And then like, he waits, he throws it all in the fire and it burns, and then he goes in there and he's like,

• 35:45Brittany Broski?

  but his, his mouth is open with the, that's how I feel too.

• 35:53Brittany Broski?

  Baby Ruth. I don't want this. I'm gonna take a little baby bite.

• 36:09Brittany Broski?

  What the hell is nougat? What the hell is nougat?

• 36:15Brittany Broski?

  Nougat is a sweet candy made by whipping egg whites and mixing them with hot sugar or honey.

• 36:22Brittany Broski?

  Often with roasted nuts or dried fruit. Old head.

• 36:27Brittany Broski?

  Old head. Like, what's that shit country folk used to make back in the 50s? It was called, um,

• 36:36Brittany Broski?

  I gotta call my mom. Hold on.

• 36:47Speaker 04

  Hey, lady.

• 36:48Brittany Broski?

  Hey, I'm on the Broski Report. I've got a question. I, um, am talking about that, um, what was that stuff? You said nanny used to make. It's like, real country folk dessert. It's like rice and milk. But it's sweet. What was that? And what was it called?

• 37:07Speaker 04

  Well, you know, there's a version of, you know, it's rice pudding, right? That, that is, is out there, but it wasn't pudding. What we would do, or, and, you know, it's one of Mimi's favorites too. It's just leftover rice from any recipe that you've cooked the night before. And you put it in usually just, it was an old tiny mason jar, like she had leftover from jelly. And she'd put some rice down in there, and she'd put some real sugar, like a teaspoon of sugar. She'd put a tablespoon of butter. And she'd pour whole milk or buttermilk over that, and then mix it up. And it was still kinda warm. That's it.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  And then you would eat it with a spoon. And you didn't even have to eat the rest of the milk. You just kinda eat it and it's all, it's really good. It's like a little dessert.

• 37:54Brittany Broski?

  But didn't that texture make you like tingle bad?

• 38:01Brittany Broski?

  You know what I mean?

• 38:03Speaker 04

  No, actually, not at all. I mean, it's, it's actually really yummy. It's almost like you can make it. You don't have to add a lot of milk. You can make it kinda thick, like, almost like a pudding. It's like a warm rice pudding, really.

• 38:14Brittany Broski?

  And you eat it warm, you don't let it like congeal, and then you eat it?

• 38:18Speaker 04

  No, no, you eat it warm. You melt the, the rice, you heat up the rice, and you melt the butter, and you put some sugar in it, and then you add the milk. Sometimes nanny would warm the milk. And it's like warm, almost like a warm rice, yeah, treat.

• 38:32Brittany Broski?

  That's just like such an, it's an old po folk country, country snack.

• 38:37Speaker 04

  Well, it's, yeah, it's kinda po folk. It's also just you, using your, your leftovers, you know?

• 38:44Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 38:45Speaker 04

  And Mimi loves it, and, you know, in fact, I just made some the other night with leftover rice.

• 38:50Brittany Broski?

  Really? I was just talking about, I'm ranking Halloween candies, and I was just talking about how, uh, what I just eat, a Baby Ruth? Is like peanuts, caramel and nougat. And I said, "This is such an old head snack." Like, no one under the age of 55 is reaching for a Baby Ruth. And I was like, "What is nougat?" And I looked up nougat, and it's just whipped egg whites and hot sugar syrup or honey. And I said, "That is such a country folk type of thing." And then I was like, "What?"

• 39:19Speaker 04

  Halloween candy, you need to go look up the old, uh, circus peanuts. There were this orange-

• 39:27Brittany Broski?

  Oh yeah, I know those.

• 39:29Speaker 04

  Two entire orange tire-

• 39:31Brittany Broski?

  Is that what you used to get? Is, what, Halloween candies would you get when you would go trick or treating?

• 39:37Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh, um, Smarties were a big thing. Um, um, we used to have like real caramel apples. Like, they would make caramel apples in our bag. Yeah, and, um, you know, lots of chocolate, lots of, um, um, hard candies, um,

• 39:55Brittany Broski?

  Yeah.

• 39:56Speaker 04

  Those Pixie Sticks.

• 39:58Brittany Broski?

  Yup, just straight up sugar.

• 40:00Speaker 04

  Yep, those were in there. Uh, yeah, just, just, but there were some things in there that they don't make anymore either, but, um, but oh my goodness, how the rice, I don't even know what we called it. Just rice and milk. I mean, it didn't really have a name. But they actually make rice pudding you can get in the store, in the pudding section.

• 40:18Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, I feel like I've seen that. I just didn't know if it was a pudding. Okay, well, that was my question.

• 40:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 40:24Brittany Broski?

  Thanks, mate.

• 40:26Speaker 04

  Talk to you later.

• 40:26Brittany Broski?

  Okay, bye. Old head ass snack, dude. Rice pudding?

• 40:34Brittany Broski?

  Well, watch, I'm gonna turn 50, and I'll be like, "Damn, that sounds kinda good." It's just too much dairy. I can't, I can't be doing all that dairy. I can't be doing all that dairy if I'm not near a shitter, okay? Okay, can I say something? Why does every friend group have that one person who's like, "Don't worry, I'll bring something." And then they show up with one lonely bag of chips, probably for themselves? Girl, there's 20 people here. What was the thought process there? I personally am the opposite of that person. That's why I've been grabbing Smirnoff Ice. It's cold, it's crispy, and it's one of those things that disappears from the fridge way faster than you expected. My friends are pigs. Also, sorry, can we normalize opening someone's fridge the second you get to their house?

• 41:18Brittany Broski?

  Like, "You knew I was coming. Let me in there." "I wanna see what sauces you have in here, and I'm gonna start throwing stuff away that's expired." Anyway, the next time you're headed to a get together, just grab some Smirnoff Ice and make sure the fridge is stocked. This episode is sponsored by SeatGeek. Alert! Fontaine's DC American Tour. Irish Invasion! Red alert! I repeat, red alert! I need everyone to be present and clocked in at these shows, which is why I wanna give the sponsor of today's video, SeatGeek, a huge shout out. With over 35 million downloads, SeatGeek is the number one rated ticketing app. There are more than 70,000 events listed on SeatGeek, including concerts, sports, festivals, and more.

• 42:02Brittany Broski?

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• 42:43Brittany Broski?

  That's 10% off tickets with promo code BROSKY2026. Make sure you click the link in the description to download the app and have the code automatically added to your account so you can use it later. Thanks, SeatGeek! Thank you, SeatGeek! Baby Ruth, I'm gonna just go ahead and preemptively give it to Twix. Cause I know I like a Twix, even though Twix has caramel in it.

• 43:09Brittany Broski?

  And these are individuals.

• 43:12Brittany Broski?

  Mmm, doo doo.

• 43:17Brittany Broski?

  See, but Twix is good.

• 43:20Brittany Broski?

  And I don't even like caramel like that. Twix is good.

• 43:26Brittany Broski?

  Okay, we've got.

• 43:31Brittany Broski?

  Kit Kat versus Sweet Tarts.

• 43:36Brittany Broski?

  Sweet Tarts.

• 43:39Brittany Broski?

  That's what we call Caleb.

• 43:42Brittany Broski?

  Ew.

• 43:45Brittany Broski?

  This one says shy and another one says. Gentle. I didn't know. Why is there writing on it? I didn't know there was writing. And the last one says.

• 43:59Brittany Broski?

  Fierce. Is this like my reading? Bitch, that's actually tea. Sweet Tarts give you like an astrology reading. Shy, gentle and fierce.

• 44:21Brittany Broski?

  Kit Kat.

• 44:24Brittany Broski?

  Sweet Tarts is boring. Alright, going back over here. Alright, y'all. We're starting to narrow it down. Here we go.

• 44:36Brittany Broski?

  We have. Hershey's Cookies and Cream versus Peanut M and M's. Obviously Hershey's Cookie and Cream. I really am putting money that it's gonna win it all. Hershey's Cookie. Oh. Oh, my throat.

• 44:54Brittany Broski?

  What the fuck? Warheads versus Nerds Gummy Clusters. Obviously Nerds Gummy Clusters.

• 45:02Brittany Broski?

  And I am gonna have another one.

• 45:05Brittany Broski?

  And I wonder if they sell little plushies of the Nerds cuz. I recently figured out how to make. I got myself a little mini drill. And I figured out how to make a bag charm out of literally anything cuz I put little eye hooks in there. Attached to a keychain. I need to figure out how to make um. The fabric bag charms because. All of that is, is you just sew. You sew it and then you hook that onto a chain. So. Right, other side.

• 45:36Brittany Broski?

  Okay.

• 45:39Brittany Broski?

  Snickers versus Reese's. Shit all over my face.

• 45:46Brittany Broski?

  Snickers versus Reese's. We didn't even do Snickers. I love a Snickers. And I don't even like Peanut is not my favorite. Caramel's not my favorite. What is this?

• 45:56Brittany Broski?

  Why doesn't it say what's in it?

• 46:00Brittany Broski?

  Snickers always look like veiny penises.

• 46:12Brittany Broski?

  Snickers. Had the potential to become an old head snack, but it didn't. People kept Snickers young, you know?

• 46:22Brittany Broski?

  Like.

• 46:25Brittany Broski?

  You're at the doctor's office, you're wherever, you're waiting and they've got one of those little glass. Um. Trays full of candy. I'm reaching for a Snickers every time if there's not a Reese's or a Kit Kat. Yeah, I love Snickers, but look, it's not taking it over Reese's for me. So we'll go Reese's.

• 46:44Brittany Broski?

  Honorable mention though for Snickers.

• 46:47Brittany Broski?

  Alright.

• 46:51Brittany Broski?

  Twix versus Kit Kat.

• 46:55Brittany Broski?

  Shit.

• 46:58Brittany Broski?

  That might be Twix. That might be Twix. And I know I said I'm a caramel hater. I'm a caramel hater number one.

• 47:07Brittany Broski?

  Twix just has more going on. I like the crunch. I like the like, you know, cracker inside. We'll go Twix.

• 47:15Brittany Broski?

  Alright, next. Ah. Reese's versus Double Bubble.

• 47:24Brittany Broski?

  Shit, that's not fair.

• 47:29Brittany Broski?

  I know some of y'all are like. Double Bubble. Double Bubble? Yeah, dude. Go eat a Double Bubble. Maybe I just love bubblegum flavored things. Reese's versus Double Bubble. Look, they're so different. They're two completely different vibes. They're two completely different things that I want them for. You know what I mean?

• 47:53Brittany Broski?

  If we're going overall Halloween candy greatest of all time goat, Reese's is goaded. I'm gonna have to go Reese's. Alright. Hershey's Cookies and Cream versus Nerd Gummy Clusters. Fuck bitch. Swiped my eyebrow off.

• 48:13Brittany Broski?

  Damn. It's Hershey's.

• 48:19Brittany Broski?

  Hershey's Cookies and Cream. What do we got? Reese's versus Twix. Fuck.

• 48:29Brittany Broski?

  Come on dude, Reese's versus Twix. Twix? Where's my Twix?

• 48:41Brittany Broski?

  Hmm, cuz you know what I'm considering is that Reese's is really heavy. Like even that one bite I had, I was like, mm, it was good, but like.

• 48:51Brittany Broski?

  Shit. We're gonna go Twix.

• 48:55Brittany Broski?

  I'm going Twix. Bitch. Twix versus Hershey's Cookies and Cream.

• 49:17Brittany Broski?

  You know what?

• 49:27Brittany Broski?

  It's this.

• 49:29Brittany Broski?

  It's this. We have our winner.

• 49:33Brittany Broski?

  It's Hershey's Cookies and Cream. Congratulations to our winner. Hershey's Cookies and Cream. There's no one like you. No one does it better. You are the most coveted Halloween snack. The most coveted Halloween candy in every single bucket you are placed in. You are the star. You are number one. You are shining, shining, shining, shining. Yeah, all of this one. And I keep losing my mind. Hold on. Don't try to hold me down. DJ Khalid featuring Jay-Z and Beyonce. 100% under Hershey's Cookies and Cream. Thank you to everyone else for playing. Seriously, uh, some of you guys are really fucking bad. Some of you guys are ass. Some of you guys are 55 plus, senior discount, alright? But a lot of you guys, thank you for playing. Nerd Gummy Clusters, honorable mention.

• 50:18Brittany Broski?

  Twix, runner up. Okay, second runner up. Reese's, honorable mention. We had a good run. Kit Kat, honorable mention. Baby Ruth Crunch, Butterfinger, suck my little nuts. Suck on my tiny little nougats, bro. You suck. Alright. You know what I am curious about is what which American candies are banned?

• 50:41Brittany Broski?

  Which American candies are banned? Let's actually go over the Kinder Egg thing because I'm kinda like, I don't, I never really know what actually happened there. I feel like the truth has never been revealed to me. And I'm always kind of, cuz you, you go to the UK and they have Kinder whatever, but like here we can't have it? What the hell is that? Um, Kinder Surprise Eggs. Banned nationally under the 1938 Federal Food Drug and Cosmetic Act. Because they contain a non-nutritive toy object sealed inside the chocolate shell posing a choking hazard. Sold instead as Kinder Joy where the toy and candy are separated. That's tea.

• 51:26Brittany Broski?

  Cuz these fucking idiot kids were like, I can eat the toy.

• 51:35Brittany Broski?

  Lucas Limon and Dulmax Lollipops. Recalled and hit with regional sales bans such as in Illinois and California. Due to elevated lead levels found in the chili powder or candy coatings. What the hell? Candy cigarettes. Original branded smoke puffing chalky candy sticks that mirrored real tobacco packaging have been restricted or phased out by various state. Uh, and international public health measures to prevent normalizing smoking. You could actually smoke that shit? I'm off that candy cigarette pack. I'm off that candy cigarette pack tweaking in my local Trader Joe's. Lolly Pipes.

• 52:15Brittany Broski?

  Molded candy or plastic items resembling drug paraphernalia were banned from sale to minors in certain local jurisdictions. And Smarties. Oh my god, bro. I remember kids used to snort Smarties, dumbass. Who's, who's snorting a Smarty bitch? You're getting an aneurysm and you're dying. Like, what do you think that's gonna offer you? Kids are so dumb.

• 52:44Brittany Broski?

  Many popular American candies remain legal in the US but are banned or heavily restricted in the EU. Like Skittles because of artificial dyes and chemical additives. The standard US recipe contains titanium dioxide, a whitening agent and color enhancer alongside synthetic petroleum based dyes. Linked in EU studies to potential DNA damage and health concerns. European Skittles are reformulated without these additives. Uh, other candies that use yellow five and red forty. Are banned in Norway, Austria and the broader EU.

• 53:23Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, well, honey, you gotta come to the horse's mouth to eat the horse's candy. The big fat GMO American horse.

• 53:33Brittany Broski?

  You are, everyone wants red forty. Everyone wants red forty because it's banned. You ban it and you build it and they will come, honey. What Halloween candies are popular in other countries? I wonder. What Halloween candies are popular in other countries? No other countries really do Halloween the way Americans do though. Uh, UK and Europe, Snickers and Cadbury chocolates. They do love Cadbury over there. Both UK and Ireland. They love a damn Cadbury. And I will say those Dairy Milks. And yeah, randomly, by the way, my stomach's really starting to churn. My stomach's really starting to fucking hurt. And I can't imagine why. I can't imagine all the fucking dye and chocolate and nougat and bullshit and come and, and brittles and.

• 54:21Brittany Broski?

  Like so much pla- I just ingested a lot of plastic, also, probably. The lead levels are peaking inside of my body. Traditional autumn treats include toffee, apples, and marzipan sweets like Spain's huesos de santo, Saint's Bones, or Italy's dolce de morti. Uh, Asia, Japan, China, Korea, haichus and Kit Kats. That is true. They love to do their own spin on a haichu and a Kit Kat. The matcha Kit Kats are delicious. Latin America, beo mango, and Chile, lollipops, bon bon bom. In Brazil, brigaleros.

• 55:04Brittany Broski?

  Australia and New Zealand, 3D gummy eyeballs, sugary musk sticks. What are you guys doing down there? Hey, Australia and New Zealand, what the fuck are you guys doing down there? Sometimes I do just, I find myself wondering. Okay. Let's do some housekeeping.

• 55:27Brittany Broski?

  Song of the week. Song of the week, I'm gonna go for that. I'm having a bad, bad day Pharrell song from Despicable Me. Or I'm gonna go, um, I've really been back on my Mumford and Sons shit. The whole album of Babel and Sinomore, but also Rushmere. The song Rushmere by Mumford and Sons, or, um, Whispers in the Dark, or Holland Road, or Babel, or, uh, what's the one I put on my story the other day? Oh, oh, Roll Away Your Stone. I still love that song. So.

• 56:05Brittany Broski?

  Those are the songs of the week. What I'm watching, uh, Hacks. I'm still watching Hacks. Hilarious. Obviously, there's not a funnier show. Probably Hacks. What I'm looking forward to, I'm looking forward to come November 1st, I, in a week or so, um, Christmas tree goes up. I'm not joking. Halloween, it hits midnight on Halloween, it's Christmas. November 1st, I put my tree up and it does not come down until about January 5th. So I'm very excited about that. I'll put on my little greenery. I'll put on my freaking things up, on my bobble, my bubbles, my fucking bubbles. It's Christmas, bubbles. Happy Christmas.

• 56:47Brittany Broski?

  What do they say? Happy crumble, merry crumble. Style things I'm loving. Nothing new from last week, honestly. Uh, not much, not much new. I'm really still into funky shoes. I'm just, I'm on the real real. I'm on thread up and I'm looking at funky shoes. That's really what I'm into thrifting these days because I, my favorite part of an outfit is the shoes, but I'm also really specific about my shoes because I obviously have to walk in them and I have wide feet, I have large feet. So trying to find funky, cool shoes in a size 11 is really fucking difficult. But they are on the real real. I find them on the real real all the time and they're, um, yeah, it's, it's, it's cool. It's also a fun little like treasure hunt. I love thrifting. Okay.

• 57:31Brittany Broski?

  You guys know the friggin' deal. Um, Royal Court, go subscribe to that channel. We've got some really exciting guests coming up, uh, that are for y'all, ultimately. It is, everything I do is for y'all. And we've got a lot of fun episodes coming up on this damn podcast. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. Okay, Royal Court, Broke Your Port, Patreon. I do fan submission stuff now. If you would like the chance to be featured on this here dumb awe podcast, go ahead and head over to the Patreon and, um, yeah, just go ahead and submit, submit anything you want me to Google, anything you think I should read, anything I should look up, uh, songs you think I'd enjoy, artists you think I'd enjoy. I, I take a look at all that.

• 58:15Brittany Broski?

  So, um, I know y'all have been suggesting Blood Over Bright Haven. It's purchased. It's on my nightstand. I'll get to it eventually. Right now I'm doing, um, more Shirley Jackson and I'm doing Alice in Wonderland and I'm doing Bram Stoker, uh, not Dracula. I'm reading, um, Burial of the Rats. It's like a collection of short stories he did. So I'm, I'm working my way through stuff, but I have Blood Over Bright Haven. I will read it because I believe it's a dragon book, right? I'll get to it. I also bought Anathema and Phantasma. I'm gonna get to that shit. And I bought Piranesi by Susanna Clarke. Very excited to read that. And the other one y'all wanted me to read was, um, what the hell, I Who Have Never Known Men. That, I don't have that one. I need to read a bit more about it.

• 58:59Brittany Broski?

  I, I've seen it, like I've seen it at Barnes and Noble and, uh, used bookstores, but I'll, I'll take a look at it and I'll pick it up. All right, y'all. I really appreciate you being here. Y'all know I love you and I'll talk to y'all next week. Thank you for watching. Gores, I will see you next year. Bob? You are coming with me, little one. He's a so cute little baby. Long live Freedonia. I'll see you guys next week. Happy Halloween. Agnes.

• 59:42Brittany Broski?

  All right, my subjects, go cause a little Halloween mischief. Get your costume together, stock the fridge with Smirnoff Ice, and gather your ghouls and goblins. Happy spooky season.

• 59:54Speaker 02

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  Hey, I'm Nile Rodgers. This fall, I'll be driving across the country, meeting some of today's coolest and most fascinating artists. We'll explore the stories before the moments that changed everything. Because every musician remembers the moment where it all began. Experience Before the Moment, a Lincoln original series on the iHeartRadio app, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts.