Bonus #196 - Alex Dragicevich and Dan Perlman [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Alex Dragicevich and Dan Perlman join the pod to discuss the blooming operations at the new Stavvy Baby Enterprises HQ, Alex clawing his way out of McDade's Maniacs and onto a regular Patreon episode, teaching students who use AI in the classroom, the rare instance where you don't get preferential treatment as a student athlete, getting dragged by legendary coach Bobby Knight on live broadcast, and much more. Alex, Dan and Stav help callers including a massage therapist who's afraid she fumbled the bag with a lucrative client by not disclosing a travel fee, and a woman who's wondering if she should hook up with a hot guy from a dating app who revealed that he's in a relationship. See Alex Dragicevich live and follow him on social media: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags https://www.tiktok.com/@alexdrags https://x.com/alexdrag_ https://www.youtube.com/@alexdragcomedy See Dan Perlman live and follow him on social media: https://punchup.live/dan-perlman/tour https://www.instagram.com/danjperlman/ https://x.com/danjperlman https://www.youtube.com/@danjperlman https://www.facebook.com/danjperl/ https://www.danperlmancomedy.com/ ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎤 Watch Stav's new special Uncle Stav on Netflix (Sept. 8): https://www.netflix.com/title/82055929 ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld 🎟️ See Stavvy live!! 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:31Speaker 01

  Hi, Stav, hi, elders, hi, guests. I am calling because I have a bit of a moral dilemma. So there's this guy that I am talking to, and he just revealed that he has a girlfriend.

• 1:54Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  And we met on like a hookup app. So it was like, the point is obviously to hook up. And so I don't know if it's bad, like if I should just not meet him.

• 2:15Stavros Halkias?

  Probably not.

• 2:16Speaker 01

  I would feel bad, I think, facilitating cheating.

• 2:20Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  But at the same time, he is really hot.

• 2:24Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, that changes things.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  And I feel like he would go and meet with someone anyway.

• 2:29Stavros Halkias?

  Right, it's gonna be you.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 2:31Stavros Halkias?

  Somebody's gonna work, somebody's gonna build the fucking data center. Why not me? You know what I mean? Like, uh...

• 2:38Speaker 03

  It's inevitable at this point.

• 2:39Stavros Halkias?

  Someone's gonna cook the meals at Epstein's Island. All right, I'm, I just got fired from my five-star restaurant.

• 2:45Speaker 03

  The seats on that jet are getting filled.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  There's no extra tickets at the end.

• 2:53Stavros Halkias?

  Is there more?

• 2:54Speaker 03

  That was basically it.

• 2:55Stavros Halkias?

  Okay. Look, this is a classic dilemma. I'm kinda shocked he told you. That, the person who's made the biggest error is that guy making this your, I mean, it's weird. If you're dead set on doing something immoral, why implicate more people? You know what I mean? He's gonna cheat. Fuck that, this guy's a piece of shit. You're cheating. I am more offended that you implicated your side piece than that the fact that you're cheating. That's just bad form, cheating-wise.

• 3:25Speaker 03

  Let her have a clean head and a clean heart and mind about it.

• 3:28Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, totally, totally. Although it might be like hotter in some ways. It might, it might add like a fucked up situation where it is kinda hotter.

• 3:36Speaker 03

  I mean, it, it, it sounds like you want to.

• 3:39Stavros Halkias?

  Sounds like you want to.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  And I think the angle of like, like, is it wrong and this and that? It's like, I think the, the wrong part, it's his thing to deal with.

• 3:49Stavros Halkias?

  This guy must be so fucking sexy, by the way. Cheating and the girl, and by the way, I have a girlfriend. And she, it's like, must be so fucking, it's, he's better than being tall.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  Let me see what Stav says.

• 4:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever this guy's got going on is awesome, and I'm jealous, dude. God knew not to put me in one of those bodies. I would literally be a supervillain.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  But I don't, I don't think, I don't think she owes anything to the, this girlfriend she doesn't know.

• 4:15Stavros Halkias?

  I do struggle with this. Like, I definitely think, definitely, my default position's been like, I'm not the one cheating. You know what I mean? It's like, it's like, what the fuck do I care? I don't, I'm never gonna see this fucking woman again in my life, like. Um, but I, but I guess it really comes down to, will it weigh on your conscience? Like, do you feel like a piece of shit? Do you believe in karma? Clearly not true. I mean, some of the most evil people in the world. A Kushner brother just bought the Lakers. The shit's not, the world's not good, and there is, you never get punished for your bad deeds in this world. Uh, you just have to be a good person because it feels good.

• 4:50Speaker 03

  Right.

• 4:51Stavros Halkias?

  Um, so it's up to you. Will it feel better to have the moral high ground or better to get your shit stuffed by this 10?

• 4:57Speaker 03

  And by the way, like, I think it's pretty clear, he's gonna rock your world.

• 5:05Speaker 03

  Like, that's, any guy who's just like, real quick, I have a girlfriend, like, and I, and like, like...

• 5:11Stavros Halkias?

  He's a demon, he's a pussy demon.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  Any guy who's like, I have a girlfriend, like, are you ready or not? Like, it's like a crazy thing to say.

• 5:16Stavros Halkias?

  But also, but also... What if he's not? What if he's so sexy, he has dined out on being hot and doesn't try hard?

• 5:23Speaker 03

  But I think that'll be good for her conscience to know that. Do you know what I mean? Just to rest, to go to sleep at night knowing.

• 5:29Speaker 04

  I just think it takes a lot of moxie to be like, hey, I'm ready to go.

• 5:34Stavros Halkias?

  Here's what I would do, here's what I would do if I were you. Ask for a video of him fucking another woman.

• 5:37Speaker 04

  Right.

• 5:38Stavros Halkias?

  And if he's doing an awesome job, that might be the tiebreaker.

• 5:42Speaker 04

  He literally, he literally said, he said, he said, uh, it's nice to meet you, I love someone else.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  And she's like, all right, let me circle back.

• 5:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, buddy, you gotta, this, this one's on you. You decide. You decide. What would I do in this? Look, if I'm being completely honest, and the hottest woman of all time...

• 6:05Speaker 04

  Picks are very important here.

• 6:06Stavros Halkias?

  I don't give, and the other thing is like, you know what's funny? It's like, I, I feel like cheating on a woman is worse than cheating, like, cause in my head, I'm like, oh, that poor, his girlfriend. But if I fuck somebody's girlfriend, I'm like, fucking piece of shit. I got you, dickhead. I fucked your girlfriend. You know what I mean? It's like, and look, I know that's a wrong thought to have. I know that's rooted in misogyny and thinking that if you, if you fuck someone's girlfriend, you've stolen something valuable from them. I know that's fucked up. It's medieval, it is like, I got...

• 6:36Speaker 04

  You didn't conjure that up.

• 6:38Stavros Halkias?

  It's not my fault. It's like, yes, yes, that's, those are modes of thinking that have been here since fucking the year 1100.

• 6:43Speaker 03

  That's how we got caves or whatever.

• 6:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I know I need to work on that, but that is how it feels. And I haven't done it in a while, but man, when I found out I fucked somebody's girl, like, when she told me afterwards, I was like, nice. I didn't, I was like, yeah, fuck him. Cause I, you gotta understand, I come from a place of getting no pussy.

• 7:01Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 7:02Stavros Halkias?

  And when I'm, I get to fuck girls that have boyf, they wanna fuck me so bad, they'll cheat. When you have low self-esteem, that is, that is, uh, uh, and now I don't think I would, I honestly think I would, I think I am past that point in my life.

• 7:14Speaker 04

  My boyfriend loves your podcast.

• 7:16Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, well, if that, then I, yeah, yeah.

• 7:19Speaker 03

  But there's that too, where it's like, you don't know, you don't know, when it's people you don't know, the dyna, you don't know the dynamic on the other side, where it's like, it might be hot for them. Do you know what I mean?

• 7:28Stavros Halkias?

  True, true, true, true.

• 7:29Speaker 03

  So it's like, it's not always this kind of like...

• 7:31Stavros Halkias?

  That's a good point.

• 7:32Speaker 03

  Puritanically kind of betrayal or whatever, you know?

• 7:35Stavros Halkias?

  Well, but that's the thing, if you, it seems pretty clear that he has, he said he has a girlfriend in the like, and by the way, I'm cheating way. He didn't say, my girlfriend's into this, cause there, there are, there are people who are like, you know, you know? He, our friend of the show, Edie, Edie Modica, she, she was saying that, uh, uh, she's into getting cucked. She, she did Dan Savage's podcast, which I can't believe she didn't talk about on this podcast. We gotta get her back to really explore getting cucked. Uh, but that's, that's an interesting thing. So they just, some people are into, but he didn't say that. He said, I have a girlfriend, by the way, this is part, and which is, again, very strange that he did that, in my opinion.

• 8:12Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:13Speaker 03

  I, I might say just fuck it, cause he's got, he's got that app open, and he's got other women in the queue.

• 8:17Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Take a turn, and yeah, this will let you know. Is this guy, are guys like this good at fucking too? That's, I am kind of, I am scientifically curious.

• 8:27Speaker 04

  Please, please circle back.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  This is strictly as a medical man.

• 8:31Stavros Halkias?

  Truly, dude. Cause I, in my head, I'm like, there's no way this guy, I have to eat pussy for survival. You know what I mean? Like, there's no way this guy, there's no way this guy does a good job to that degree. But who knows? He might, again, just be a savant, he might be a sexual savant.

• 8:47Speaker 03

  When you're seven, when you're seven feet, you don't need to learn how to dribble. You can't shoot free throws.

• 8:51Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right.

• 8:52Speaker 03

  You don't, you don't become a skilled player.

• 8:54Stavros Halkias?

  Post up, dude.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Right.

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