Lisa Gilroy & The Verbal Hug Problem

Fan favorite Lisa Gilroy, comedian and actress, returns to help Bobo solve his emotional problems with physical hugs. We chat white-people hugging culture, Blake Griffin, camp counselor energy, Michael Bay Thanksgiving, foam parties, VIP haunted houses, choppelganger, Friends replacement, and hometown accidents. Join the loyalty program for renters at www.joinbilt.com/BELLY https://www.joinbilt.com/BELLY Go to www.hims.com/BELLY https://www.hims.com/BELLY for your free online visit. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Hi, I'm Bobby Lee, and I created a graphic novel with my friend Matthew here. It's called Deadweight. Look at how beautiful this is. Wow. Wow, amazing. Dude, this looks great. Look at that. Oh my God, dude. You can get it everywhere books are sold. Barnes and Noble, Amazon, and gunnerbooks.com. It's rated R Kung-Fu Panda meets Kick-Ass. It's from my heart. And so, please check it out.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow. Hi, man.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Let's see you again. Wow, wow, wow. Hi.

• 1:58Speaker 03

  Oh wow, wow, wow.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 2:01Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, hello. Cream? Anybody have cream? Is that what he said?

• 2:08Speaker 04

  This is mine?

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's yours. I think hers are right there. I think yours is.

• 2:11Speaker 04

  Who has cream?

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why he said, I don't know, I heard cream.

• 2:14Speaker 04

  Kareem or cream?

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  The Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

• 2:17Speaker 04

  Okay, that's what I thought.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?

• 2:19Speaker 04

  I went to school with a kid named Kareem.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  You really?

• 2:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, and um, his nickname was Cream Puff. Oh. I like that.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Was he uh, black?

• 2:29Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 2:32Speaker 04

  Is that a shocking twist?

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Eh, no. Just asking, curiosity.

• 2:36Speaker 04

  Do you not like hugs, Bobby?

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Nah, uh, I like your ti- white teeth. In your face, in your face, man.

• 2:45Speaker 04

  So you're not a hugger?

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Um, I do side hugs, pretty good at that.

• 2:50Speaker 04

  What's wrong with you?

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Um, I'm pretty good at like pounds. I'm a big pounder.

• 2:54Speaker 04

  Yikes.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, not like, no like this kind of pound.

• 2:58Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, not the other kind, and then I'm also, what's it? You know, I'm good at that.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Why can we, like, where does it come from? Where does it go?

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  I have intimacy issues.

• 3:06Speaker 04

  Where does it come from, Cotton Eye Joe?

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  I have intimacy issues.

• 3:09Speaker 04

  You, you do, you always have?

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I dated her for 10 years, ask, I mean, tell.

• 3:14Speaker 04

  Do you, did you get hugs? When they were dating?

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Uh, sometimes, he's like a cat. He comes when he wants to, he approaches when he wants to.

• 3:21Speaker 04

  Right.

• 3:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, and if he doesn't want to be approached, it's like.

• 3:26Speaker 04

  Because you ran from me when I tried to hug you this morning.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, it's, you know, there's an energy that you, you exude.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  I want it now.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't get one. Hey, you don't get one. What, did you get braces? Have we talked about this? I don't know.

• 3:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, I got braces.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay. Talked about her teeth for like 20 minutes left. Last time, alright, let's move on from it. Let's move on from it. 20 minutes. Um, how have you been, Elise?

• 3:49Speaker 04

  Duveneers come from dead people?

• 3:52Speaker 03

  That's a good question. Where do they make that? Is it like composite?

• 3:55Speaker 04

  Cause you know, when you get your wisdom teeth out, they take, they, well, they put, you know, the dentist takes the old bones of other people's teeth from when they died and grounds it up into powder and makes it into goo and puts it in your mouth to make other teeth.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Can you choose what teeth you want grounded up?

• 4:11Speaker 04

  No, it's just a whole shit mix of whoever got cremated, I guess.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  It could be anybody then.

• 4:16Speaker 04

  But that's true. Did you know that? It's like bone composite that the dentist uses is made from other bones.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  And even the composite bonding is from other?

• 4:22Speaker 04

  I think so.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  Ew.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  I know.

• 4:25Speaker 02

  So when they make gold rings, they just take gold, melt it.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  Melt it. You're right, you're right.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  And make other gold rings.

• 4:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, and gold teeth too. I guess they melt it down and make other gold teeth. You're the smartest person I know.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  Do you like hugs I make?

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:45Speaker 04

  I just headphone up. I won't be able to leave.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:49Speaker 04

  But after, I'm gonna give you the hug of a lifetime.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I wish, I would, I would ask for people's, like, can I have Sean Connery? Do they have that? Oh, you just have to choose. I wanna choose the kinda tooth that I want.

• 4:59Speaker 03

  But I feel like if that's the case and they, and they give you Sean Connery, you cannot change his size.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 5:05Speaker 03

  So if Sean Connery has big teeth.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  You said you grind, they grind it up and then they mold it to your?

• 5:11Speaker 04

  Hey, okay, so I'm gonna do some couples counseling for you guys. We're talking about two separate things here.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what is it?

• 5:15Speaker 04

  So, Khalyla's talking about using dead people's teeth for veneers. And Bobby is talking about grinding up the teeth to use them as composite that glues other teeth.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. So what are we talking about now?

• 5:24Speaker 04

  So see, see how I opened up the line of communication for you guys?

• 5:26Speaker 03

  Thank you so much.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Nikki.

• 5:28Speaker 04

  So what's everybody's love language?

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  That is not Nikki Glaser. That is not Nikki Glaser. You did really good about the Golden Globes here. Two years in a row. Just really killed it. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Lisa Gilroy, Lisa Gilroy?

• 5:42Speaker 04

  I went to the after party after the Golden Globes and I was floating around the party and everybody that was past me was like, "You're so funny." And I was like, "Oh my god, I am, I'm like, I've actually made it. I'm like crushing it in the scene. I've like arrived."

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 5:55Speaker 04

  And then someone else was like, "You rock." And I was like... And then a famous woman came up to me and gave me a big hug and held both my hands and said, "Thank you so much for making tonight so special."

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 6:05Speaker 04

  And then I was like, "Oh, everyone thinks I'm here."

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Can you say who the famous person was, or no?

• 6:10Speaker 04

  No.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:11Speaker 04

  I don't want to embarrass her, because honestly, also after she said that, I just went, "Thank you."

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  Because I was so, I didn't know, I didn't want to, I didn't want to make her feel bad or embarrassed.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:22Speaker 04

  Look at Nikki, I love her so much. So yeah, that, I mean, it was Nikki's party we were at, so no wonder, we were floating around and everyone was congratulating me on my big night.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she...

• 6:30Speaker 04

  I wasn't having it.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Also, for whites, you guys are not that similar looking.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  I don't think so either.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so either, no.

• 6:37Speaker 04

  No.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  No. In fact, I think you're...

• 6:40Speaker 02

  Well, go ahead. To your eyes, no, but to the public...

• 6:45Speaker 04

  I truly think white people do look the same, and I do not think you look like her. Wow, that's surprising. Even I sometimes see a picture of her at a certain angle and I think it's me.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Yeah, I have problems with whites too, myself.

• 6:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:58Speaker 04

  What do you hate more, white people or hugging?

• 7:02Speaker 04

  Great question.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  It's a really good question. I don't hate any, I don't hate anybody. That's number one.

• 7:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm all about peace, love, and namaste.

• 7:11Speaker 04

  Are you allergic to anything?

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:13Speaker 04

  Does anything upset your belly bad?

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, cream, milk.

• 7:17Speaker 04

  Milk, okay, okay. Okay, marry, fuck, kill, milk, white people, and hug.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  God, you're quick today.

• 7:25Speaker 04

  What do you want?

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Um, so I would, uh...

• 7:28Speaker 04

  Who will you take as a bride?

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  I'd marry a white person.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 7:31Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:32Speaker 04

  Wow, revolutionary.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, I would, uh, I would fuck, uh, ooh.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Dairy, god.

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Milk, for sure.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  I would fuck milk, yeah, yeah.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  Yeah. You don't, you don't even want to fuck a hug, it's crazy.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't want to...

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to fuck a hug.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  You'd rather fuck the thing that makes your stomach upset than a hug, which is the best thing that we have.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Listen, here's why I don't do hugs. I, because everyone has a different hugging style.

• 7:58Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? Some male comics are shoulder, right shoulder in first, I don't like that. And they bring in their arm, and they do this lock, and then they go in with their shoulder.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  And have a very sensitive chest.

• 8:09Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  It hurts, it really hurts.

• 8:11Speaker 04

  Well, your nipples are always bleeding, right?

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're always bleeding. Yeah, I mean, um, also, when they're taller, right? Let me just say something, okay? Because now, now I'm on to something here, guys, okay? If I'm hugging a white, a tall guy, right? I get both under.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  Right? I'm not doing the right arm wraparound.

• 8:31Speaker 03

  Well, you can.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 8:33Speaker 03

  You can attempt.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I will not even attempt it because it looks weird.

• 8:35Speaker 03

  Let's try it on a tall person.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  She's not that, she's not that, I'd have to do it with George.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  I'm taller than you, Bobby.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that much taller, though. That much taller.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  Stand up.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:45Speaker 00

  Oh, God, it's on camera now.

• 8:48Speaker 04

  Hey, the water.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  It's all right, it's all right, Lisa.

• 8:52Speaker 00

  No, leave it, leave it, leave it.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  It's all right. It's all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:55Speaker 00

  The hole's fine.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. EJ?

• 8:58Speaker 00

  Mustache.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  EJ?

• 9:01Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  Just leave it there, just leave the towel.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Leave a towel.

• 9:04Speaker 04

  I got so mad at Bobby.

• 9:05Speaker 00

  Get the comic.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you get mad?

• 9:06Speaker 02

  Jesus, tall people problems, am I right?

• 9:08Speaker 03

  But I was taller, everyone saw that, right? Okay, now do the proper, attempt to go for the over the, the arm hug with Lisa.

• 9:14Speaker 04

  Oh, you're tricking him and hugging me now?

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I don't want it. EJ, EJ's here.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  You guys are, you're not that tall.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  EJ's, what?

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Check the piano, it's okay.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  What's up, Tom? No, I, I need a conversation before, yeah, you're gonna go right it. What? No, I gotta be in a scenario.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Are, are they on cam?

• 9:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 9:35Speaker 05

  EJ, stay where you are.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:36Speaker 00

  And Bobby, keep your pants higher.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  That'll give you some height.

• 9:41Speaker 00

  That makes you look taller. That makes you look so tall.

• 9:43Speaker 03

  You look taller already.

• 9:45Speaker 04

  That's good. Okay, so Bobby's in his kitchen, it's 6 a.m., he just woke up. Another comic enters the kitchen.

• 9:51Speaker 05

  Hey. Thanks for letting me stay in the room.

• 9:54Speaker 04

  In the room?

• 9:56Speaker 00

  Tom's a grown-up.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  See, that's, I know what I'm saying, you're going in with your whole body.

• 10:02Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is this? I don't know, what is this arm like this, like this?

• 10:05Speaker 03

  Go and flush. Forward.

• 10:07Speaker 00

  Go, go, EJ, hug. Go.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  All right, yeah, yeah.

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Aww.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  But what's this, Bobby?

• 10:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I saw that too, Bobby's fingers go like this.

• 10:16Speaker 04

  You, you had to go, you have to hug this way.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  I have carpal tunnel, you know this.

• 10:20Speaker 00

  Ouch.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  That's insulting.

• 10:22Speaker 03

  But when you hug someone, you gotta hold them.

• 10:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, you gotta hold them.

• 10:24Speaker 03

  You like balled up your fingers like you had a brain trauma.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm alpha.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  That is true, that's the cor-

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  You, you didn't know that?

• 10:32Speaker 03

  I didn't know you were alpha?

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  I guess I did.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm alpha, dude. Right?

• 10:36Speaker 03

  But Bobby, you know what I think might also make you feel really cute? If you're ever hugging a tall man, you could do both arms up.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, over the top. Okay, so I knew a girl, right?

• 10:47Speaker 04

  Okay, bullshit.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  God, I love it. I love your energy. I know a girl that linked up, I'm gonna just say it, Blake Griffin. Nice.

• 11:00Speaker 04

  That's the girl?

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  He came to the Comedy Store to meet a friend of mine.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Right? And he, I went in for, I went above, which my instincts said don't. To Blake Griffin? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  Okay, pause because I know Stewie and I know the, I know Peter, but I don't know which Griffin this one is.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, am I saying it right? You say Blake Griffin.

• 11:23Speaker 04

  Who is that?

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Blake Griffin? Yeah, Blake Griffin. Is it Griffin or Blake Griffin?

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Oh, Peter!

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I made the mistake, I went up, then he picks me up.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Remember? My legs were dangling.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember that? And it dangled there for 45 seconds, I counted. Right? And everyone was laughing, and will not repeat that mistake again. Right? So I tried to go under. I want body control.

• 11:51Speaker 04

  Wait, so sorry, you said you tried to go both arms up on him, who's like, probably four feet taller than you?

• 11:58Speaker 04

  You were doing, you were literally-

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  He's 6'6".

• 11:59Speaker 04

  You were going, "Pick me up."

• 12:03Speaker 04

  You were doing uppies. Yeah, you were doing uppies. No way, of course he lifted you off the ground. You lifted both arms?

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I would, it was like, like he was a deity.

• 12:10Speaker 04

  You asked for an uppie.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  And then I went-

• 12:12Speaker 04

  Uppies.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  Like a deity, right? And then I grabbed, locked onto his neck.

• 12:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? And he took me for a ride.

• 12:19Speaker 04

  Bobby, I just wanna say, there's no way you even wrapped your fingers around his neck if your feet weren't already dingle-dangling.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  He did an- Wait, wait.

• 12:25Speaker 04

  There's no way you could do that from planted feet on the ground.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he didn't, no, no, no, he did an Asian bow.

• 12:29Speaker 04

  Oh, so he bowed to hug you and then you put your arms up?

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was more to it than that.

• 12:33Speaker 04

  So he simply just stood up and you didn't let go?

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:37Speaker 04

  You wanna say, he picked you up and dangled you for 45 seconds?

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  You're saying that that's what I wanted.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  No, I'm saying that's what you did.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  If he bent down to hug you and you put your arms up like this and you didn't let go. The man simply stood up and lived his life and you were just dangling like.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah. Are there people that you don't want to hug that go in for a hug?

• 13:00Speaker 04

  Ah, it's rare, but it has happened. Oh, I'm like, something weird's happening. I think I've electrocuted myself in this water. I would say the only people I've not wanted to hug in my life are like, I used to be a camp counselor and sometimes there would be like.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  The little kids?

• 13:16Speaker 04

  No, I love the little kids. I'll hug all the little kids. There's a certain energy of like one type of kid that you just feel like. They ask for too many hugs, you're like, you're, you're done.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 13:25Speaker 04

  It's not even that. It's like, there's something else going on. It's like, the energy is very like, I don't know. Aww.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what's that? You and Blake Griffin. When? Dude, you don't remember this? No, I don't remember that. Yeah. Oh, he picked me up like that too? No, that's AI. How did you? That's AI. Why are you acting like an old person?

• 13:46Speaker 04

  I felt for that.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  That could have happened. You think so? Yeah, that could have happened, yeah.

• 13:50Speaker 04

  That looks like a commercial you guys shot together.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, that's really cool.

• 13:54Speaker 04

  That's scary because I can't really identify anything in that that makes it, usually you can tell by the people in the background that it's AI.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  You can tell his right eye.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, zoom in on the eye. Oh, yeah.

• 14:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's up with this right eye?

• 14:05Speaker 03

  It doesn't look like your right eye.

• 14:06Speaker 04

  Oh, look at his fingers.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the fingers are weird. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, wait, there's, yeah, no, that's his fingers.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  No, those are yours.

• 14:18Speaker 04

  Oh, they could be his.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Those are his fingers.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Oh, locked in.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we're locked in like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:23Speaker 04

  AI is getting good at fingers. That's upsetting.

• 14:25Speaker 03

  But your ring finger is completely broken.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, true that. Anyway, let's move on from AI, dude, what the fuck, dude? You can't tell it's AI?

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  I could tell, yeah, right away.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  How?

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  It just looks AI. Classic. Really good.

• 14:41Speaker 04

  You've been making a lot of pictures on there, huh?

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  You really are smart, like you said. Like she said. Yeah. Yeah. You can tell it's AI, man. Yeah. Can you? And let's move on. Okay. Can we move on? Yeah, move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  Heard of a choppel ganger?

• 14:57Speaker 04

  Yes, it's like your ugly version of you?

• 14:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  Or are you the ugly version of somebody?

• 15:04Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you are.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  I think I'm probably Kristen Bell's choppel ganger.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  I've been told that.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. Who told you? Not a chance.

• 15:12Speaker 00

  Choppel ganger?

• 15:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, choppel ganger. It's a chopped doppelganger.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  TikTok slang. So, um, Dan Ramos is my choppel ganger?

• 15:20Speaker 03

  Yes, but are you the choppel dang, um, choppel ganger of?

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, yeah.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Dan Ramos is-

• 15:29Speaker 00

  An open mic'er.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Is an open mic'er. Uh, I know, um-

• 15:34Speaker 04

  Like The Rock, maybe?

• 15:40Speaker 03

  Kind of. Wait, there, there are some similarities. There has to be something. Like, for instance, I'm probably the choppel ganger of Brittany Furlan. Same eyes close together. Same kind of-

• 15:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, and his is Marcelo Hernan- he's a choppel ganger of Marcelo Hernandez.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. How about the guy from, um, the directed, uh, um, Parasite? What's his name? Bang Jung Ho.

• 16:03Speaker 03

  Bang, yeah.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm Bang Jung Ho's doc- because I have, I have a photo with him. I think we have the same eyes.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't, did I post that photo? Okay, anyway. Um, yeah, so who's yours?

• 16:15Speaker 04

  I, I thought Kristen Bell. I don't know, I don't really get any, I don't know who else. I mean, maybe like-

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Kate Winslet?

• 16:22Speaker 04

  Fuck you.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you, dude.

• 16:25Speaker 04

  That was actually really uncalled for.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was uncalled for, yeah. You are, they were naming people.

• 16:31Speaker 00

  My, my cousin Marcus?

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He turned the heat up? What is, it's like a sweatshirt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, um- What? But Lisa, I mean, for a comedian, I want to tread lightly here.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Oh, already? That's so mean, for a comedian.

• 16:47Speaker 00

  He didn't tread lightly.

• 16:48Speaker 04

  What, Bobby?

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  It feels weird now. I wanna gently go into the forest. You want me to try?

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  For a comedic entertainer.

• 17:01Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 17:02Speaker 04

  That sounds like adult entertainment.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'm gonna get out of the forest, I think. Yeah, I don't know.

• 17:10Speaker 04

  You're remarkably going into a forest right now?

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 17:14Speaker 04

  Like how dogs walk away from their family and they wanna go die somewhere private? Oh, they do that. That's really sad. Are you doing that, Bobby?

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, well. What I wanted to say is, and I'm probably gonna get in trouble for saying this, and I don't know how to say it, but I'm gonna just try and say it. I mean, you're very attractive for, you know?

• 17:30Speaker 04

  Then why won't you hug me?

• 17:33Speaker 04

  It's like, what am I gonna ask?

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'll tell you why. With female entertain- comedic entertainers?

• 17:41Speaker 04

  Stop saying that.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Who says comedic entertainers? What is this? I just wanna, I don't wanna get in trouble for female comedic entertainers.

• 17:49Speaker 04

  What would you call yourself?

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a male Asian entertainer. Not comedic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's in the Asian, so it's, what?

• 17:57Speaker 04

  I would just, without the comedic, male Asian entertainer? Sounds like a stripper.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a stripper. Okay, okay. Anyway, um.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, why am I sweating? Cause it's hot. Oh, that's right, thank, thank, thank you. Nice one.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

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• 18:29Speaker 06

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• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

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• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

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• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 18:36Speaker 06

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• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  I use fitness classes.

• 18:51Speaker 06

  Oh, dude, you know what? I would love to see it for a Built home delivery powered by GoPod.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I love member-only experiences, dude. Cause it makes me feel special. Down, down payment on a home.

• 19:02Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  Student loan. I'm still paying my student loans through the Built.

• 19:05Speaker 06

  It's really incredible.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  I went to DeVry.

• 19:09Speaker 06

  Select restaurants, you know?

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  Like what? Give me one.

• 19:13Speaker 06

  Oh, Italian food?

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  They have it.

• 19:14Speaker 06

  Yeah. Uh, halal food?

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Built Home Collection?

• 19:20Speaker 00

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• 19:36Speaker 05

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• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Hims. You know what, guy?

• 19:50Speaker 06

  Tell me about it.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I went to Hims for my hair. Yeah. Uh, Hims offers convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments with ingredients that work, including chews, oral medications, serums, and sprays, dude. I do all four at the same time, dude.

• 20:04Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Uh, doctor trusted ingredients like finasteride and minoxidil can stop further hair loss and regrow hair in as little as three to six months.

• 20:13Speaker 06

  You shouldn't have to go out of your way to feel like yourself. Hims brings-

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  I agree.

• 20:16Speaker 06

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• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no hidden fees, right?

• 20:25Speaker 06

  That's what's the best part. No fees, no costs, just real personalized care.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  On what schedule?

• 20:31Speaker 06

  Your schedule.

• 20:31Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 20:32Speaker 00

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• 20:42Speaker 05

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• 21:04Speaker 00

  Nice one.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, you're very fortunate for this. Welcome to the show, Alisa Gilwer. Entertaining, all over the world, you know? Yeah, you, you, you've been busy, huh?

• 21:16Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, you've been busy too.

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  Tell us all of it!

• 21:19Speaker 03

  You've been busy too, brother.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Hey, brother, sister.

• 21:22Speaker 03

  Sister, cousin?

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  Friend?

• 21:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, I did, I shot my first special.

• 21:26Speaker 03

  Yes, you did.

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah! The whole can came, yeah? Yeah. And I know this is about you, but I have a little thing about him. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Yeah.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Tell me.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  No. He pissed me off. Can I just?

• 21:40Speaker 03

  I would love to hear it.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, he produces Tiger Belly, our podcast. That's what we're doing right now. Obviously this, the thing that you're on now. The program we're here. Yeah, yeah.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  I thought this was called The Slept King.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  That's my nickname. So, yeah, so he is a producer here.

• 21:54Speaker 03

  He has a, he got, he went to film school in Columbia.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  What does that have anything to do with anything?

• 21:58Speaker 03

  Well, he wants, it's a part of his, like,

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  It's pedigree.

• 22:01Speaker 03

  Pedigree, right? That's just, you know, his qualifications, before you tell the story.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  I took Taekwondo classes in sophomore year. I have a terminal degree in film, yeah. Okay.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  I have a purple belt in Taekwondo. Okay.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  I took jazz. In fifth grade.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  Only Ivy League school with a, with a film program. Yeah, yeah. What else?

• 22:15Speaker 02

  I was in AV club.

• 22:17Speaker 03

  He was an AV club.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good.

• 22:19Speaker 03

  That's why you know a lot about movies and stuff.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  Camera work.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  Camera angles and...

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  So I heard from the grapevine.

• 22:24Speaker 02

  DP and, oh.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  He wasn't done giving his credit.

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  He said DP?

• 22:29Speaker 02

  Like director of photography.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  That's it. And morning announcements, you know.

• 22:36Speaker 03

  You did the morning announcements? And we, and we should be doing it. I know, wait, there's a certain type of people who did morning announcements. There, it's a pipeline, right?

• 22:44Speaker 04

  Let's me and you say, "Good morning, high school students," on the count of three. One, two, three.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Good morning, high school students of the country.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  Oh, I said on the count of three.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Kyla jumped it up there.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  There's one school that is the whole country?

• 23:00Speaker 04

  We're doing the announcements for every high school.

• 23:02Bobby Lee?

  Kyla, what the fuck?

• 23:03Speaker 03

  Can I just say something? Honestly, after I had a baby, I think I'm going deaf. Like, this isn't like, I really think I'm going, I can't hear anything. I was like, "Oh, the country, that's weird, Lisa, but I'll say it."

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're an improviser. Okay, so, "Good morning, high school from the country."

• 23:18Speaker 03

  Good morning, high school students.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  One, two, three.

• 23:22Speaker 03

  Good...

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  Who's doing it?

• 23:24Speaker 02

  I'm the director.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  Okay, go ahead, go ahead, yeah, you did.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  You're the director? Then direct.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  I thought we said it already.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  I thought you were DP.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  Director of photography.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 23:32Speaker 03

  You say it now.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  On three, two, one.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  You're saying it.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:37Speaker 04

  You're saying it.

• 23:38Speaker 03

  Because you said you did morning announcements.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  The director's direct.

• 23:42Speaker 03

  Okay, anyways.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I want to finish this.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  What kind of announcements did you make?

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  Uh, the lunch menu.

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so three, two, one.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  Action.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Good morning, North Mesquite Stallions. Welcome to this week of, uh...

• 23:58Speaker 02

  You make me nervous, sorry.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Do it, I'm intrigued.

• 24:04Speaker 02

  Good morning, Stallions of North Mesquite High School in Mesquite, Texas. Uh, the lunch menu.

• 24:10Speaker 04

  Gotta remind them of the city.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  Lunch.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  We're in Mesquite?

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  What? What is it? Holy shit!

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Monday lunch is Salisbury steak with a little side of mashed potatoes. If it's not your mom's cooking, then it's not your mom's cooking. I don't know.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  That's such a good catchphrase for the cafeteria.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Really good, dude. That's really good. Yeah.

• 24:32Speaker 04

  If it's not your mom's cooking, then it's not your mom's cooking.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, yeah.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  It's so simple, it's so beautiful, it's so true.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember there being an announcement at my school.

• 24:40Speaker 03

  We didn't have it in our school, we were a poor high school.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think, I don't know, we never had.

• 24:44Speaker 04

  They just had one kid with a megaphone.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  So what happens, the first class, the bell rings, and somebody makes an announcement? Like, "Good a..."

• 24:55Speaker 04

  Bob, did you ever go to school?

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  I did, yeah.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  But there's a theory about people who do morning announcements, and it's a pipeline, and it's a thing on TikTok where they're like, "If you did morning announcements, what are you doing now?" And it's always people who either who are in entertainment, or are doing something.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  Adult comedic entertainment?

• 25:14Speaker 03

  Asian, Asian. Asian adult comedic entertainment.

• 25:18Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  But yeah, there's a certain type.

• 25:22Speaker 04

  Or what, like news people?

• 25:24Speaker 03

  News, one of them was like, a big like, brand founder, like, just, I'll send you the TikTok.

• 25:30Speaker 04

  Successful people.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, successful types. Outgoing types. Anyways, back to Jorge.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, good, I'm gonna try one.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  Good morning, my voice is too deep.

• 25:40Speaker 03

  It's good.

• 25:41Speaker 04

  It's fine.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna be a kid.

• 25:42Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Hi. You know what I mean? I'm Marvin Olohe. I took a crib. Good morning, Poway High School students. It's Olohe. Marvin, Marvin Olohe.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  And today's lunch is SpaghettiOs with a little bit of marinade. And we also got rut?

• 26:06Speaker 04

  Rut?

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 26:09Speaker 02

  It's because we put our morning announcements on the high school page, but I'm trying to look for them.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  Yours would still be up there?

• 26:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  But Jaime, I'm doing something.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  Can you look up 2015 North Mesquite morning announcements, the AB Club?

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  Good flow Jaime.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Very good flow Jaime. I'm just gonna go back to this now.

• 26:37Speaker 04

  I liked this little character you were doing.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you, thank you. Anyway, I'm so, um, I'm shooting my first special. We're in San Diego.

• 26:44Speaker 05

  Congratulations. It was great.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you. And what happens is Monday, last Monday, I woke up with a severe sore throat and body aches. Sick. Now I'm panicking, right? So I get the IV, the whole thing. And then Friday comes about.

• 27:05Speaker 02

  Bless you.

• 27:06Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm allergic to people talking about being sick.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I show up Friday, very stressful, you know, I do it at the San Diego Balboa Theater. I did four shows. And then the shows went well. I took a steroid shot for my throat because I was losing my throat. There was a lot of chaos going on. But at the end of the day, I think we got what we needed. It was a good time and everyone showed up for me. And thank you so much. Clap for that. Anyway, clap for that, right? Thank you. But then yesterday I found out some of the antics he was pulling, you know what I mean? Without, I wasn't privy to. Number one, you gave the director notes?

• 27:46Speaker 05

  I asked him if I could.

• 27:49Speaker 04

  Be in it.

• 27:51Speaker 05

  I asked him.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  You asked him what?

• 27:54Speaker 05

  Uh, would you like any, uh, can I give you, can I give you any, uh, proposal? Can I give you any proposals?

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Okay, so you made him a very indecent proposal.

• 28:04Speaker 04

  What was the note that you had?

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:06Speaker 05

  Before seeing you say, say it again and I get to-

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  But that's not a fucking directing note, that's a performance note. You should have just gone, come to me directly and go, "Why don't you try this time?"

• 28:14Speaker 05

  No, I don't, I-

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, no, no. Why, no, no, sorry.

• 28:17Speaker 05

  Things go through the director, things go through the director.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I'm, you, you were in the room with me the whole fucking time.

• 28:23Speaker 04

  And he's so fucking nice, you could just tell him anything!

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  Look how approachable he is!

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  He's so hot!

• 28:30Speaker 05

  You have so much going through your head, you don't take, you don't talk to the talent directly unless they ask. You go through the director, one, there's one-

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  How things going, how things going? How do you think, how do you think things are going?

• 28:42Speaker 05

  Well, if you have too much in your head, it might not have gone as well.

• 28:44Speaker 04

  I agree, I think that's the right move. Yeah. I think it's true, I mean, you don't bother the bride on her wedding day, everyone knows that.

• 28:49Speaker 05

  And I felt bad for, yeah.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  You tell the wedding planner. You see what I'm saying?

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:54Speaker 00

  Damn, this is turned. You're right. It's turned, brother.

• 28:56Speaker 04

  He's just looking out for you, because it's true, it's like when you're on set, you, you can't-

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 29:01Speaker 05

  I, I think I did, it was too extra to bother the director.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I, I understand, I understand what's going on. I know what's going on, alright? Here's the second thing then. Let me go to the second thing, okay, alright, alright?

• 29:11Speaker 05

  Get ready, brother, defend yourself.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So apparently in "Closed Doors", when I wasn't even around, right, you said, "When the special comes out, that I won't be doing new, I'll be doing the same act."

• 29:27Speaker 05

  Um, I mean-

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Did you not say that? Did you not say that?

• 29:33Speaker 05

  Uh-

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  As if I'm like, "I'm lazy," or I- You know, "I'm a lazy piece of shit."

• 29:39Speaker 05

  I'm saying-

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  And you were adamant about it, and people that, the witnesses that I heard from, right, were like, "He was being serious."

• 29:45Speaker 05

  You want to do a bet right now? Not the same act, some of the same jokes.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:50Speaker 05

  I said, you want to do a bet right now that you won't, with you, if you throw a new joke out there and it doesn't crush, you won't go back to tried and true material-

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 29:58Speaker 05

  That crushes, because you love to crush on stage. You love to crush, so you're gonna go, if you panic with a new material and it doesn't work,

• 30:05Speaker 04

  You know-

• 30:06Speaker 05

  You're gonna throw an old joke in there that crushes, and you're gonna make the audience happy, because that's what you do.

• 30:10Speaker 04

  I really, really, really didn't want to take George's side on this, I promised you I wanted to take your side.

• 30:15Speaker 05

  I'll make some money on it right now.

• 30:16Speaker 04

  But I, I will say that what George is saying is, is he's just a repetition of things you've expressed to us.

• 30:22Speaker 05

  Right.

• 30:23Speaker 04

  About like-

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:25Speaker 03

  How you're like, on a Saturday night.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, Lisa.

• 30:29Speaker 03

  On a Saturday night, you wanna, you feel the pressure to crush? So you're usually...

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  No, stop.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  Okay, but I'm just saying, I'm sorry, I hear what you're saying. I don't want to pylon.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  You were piling on.

• 30:42Speaker 03

  He loves you so much.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  You're the pylon machine, it was going, like a leaf blower.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  What? I don't know. I don't know. I just made that up. There's no leaf blower.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Pylon, fun fact, is a Canadian and British word for traffic cone.

• 30:57Speaker 03

  It is. P-Y-L-O-N.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  Pylon.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for that, I did not know that information.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  I'm trying to break the tension.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to defend myself real quick, okay?

• 31:08Speaker 07

  Cool.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  I had talked to the store, right? And I go, "I'm not calling in until I have 15." All right? So I'm doing belly room spots until I have a strong enough 15 that I could do the OR main room. All right? Because I'm gonna force myself not to do any old jokes.

• 31:27Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay? If I do, it would cause me so much shame, right? And I, um, I don't wanna feel that anymore, so I think you're wrong. And if you wanna bet money on it, I will, I'm willing to bet money now.

• 31:39Speaker 07

  Ooh.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  What's, go ahead, Alex?

• 31:41Speaker 07

  I was in the room.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  All right, tell, tell, tell him. Go, yeah, go to the mic.

• 31:48Speaker 07

  All right, so, George, when George, sorry, George. When we are, when it first came up, George did kind of...

• 31:56Speaker 03

  Who else was in the room first?

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Gene Hong?

• 31:58Speaker 03

  EJ?

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  EJ?

• 32:00Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  I was not there, I was running around.

• 32:03Speaker 07

  I don't know who else was... Oh, Ramsey, I think, was in there too.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:06Speaker 07

  All right, so when George first said it, we all disagreed with George. Cause the way, the way he first said it.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  And he said it in a negative tone, correct?

• 32:14Speaker 05

  No.

• 32:15Speaker 07

  Well, he just had his little...

• 32:19Speaker 07

  It's Columbia guys, it's natural, Columbia... I, I mean, I disagreed with him. Remember, I told you, I thought you were wrong.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're a hero right now.

• 32:25Speaker 07

  I'm a hero.

• 32:27Speaker 04

  You're wrong. Bobby's the best.

• 32:30Speaker 05

  I need a raise. I need a raise.

• 32:33Speaker 00

  I'll take some more. But George did re-clarify and he'd said exactly, word for word, what he just said right now.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. All right.

• 32:41Speaker 00

  He said if you were doing a set, it wasn't going well, you'd go back to an old joke.

• 32:45Speaker 04

  But is there anything wrong with that?

• 32:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:47Speaker 04

  Is it so shameful to do one joke from a... How long is the special?

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Thirty seven... Forty-five minutes.

• 32:54Speaker 04

  Okay, so one joke out of forty-five minutes, if things aren't going well, peppered in, obviously, people are gonna like the special. So isn't it like, when a musician plays a... releases an album?

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  It's not Free Bird. I'm not Lynyrd Skynyrd. Hey, do Free Bird!

• 33:06Speaker 00

  No. People do come back to your shows every year to...

• 33:10Speaker 03

  Bobby, I swear to you, I have watched, maybe what, a thousand of your shows? And every single time, there are certain jokes that just hit and make me giggle a thousand times.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  I wanna grow!

• 33:22Speaker 03

  I know.

• 33:22Speaker 00

  Oh, I love that stance. I love that stance.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  You do have a Free Bird. It is Free Bird.

• 33:27Speaker 05

  I have one more. One more. One more.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  One more. One more. Go.

• 33:29Speaker 05

  I saw Cheech and Chong a couple of years ago. They played the hits and I loved it. I didn't want them anything off their new album. No. Nothing off the new album. All the hits.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Lisa, how was everything?

• 33:41Speaker 05

  Cheech came out in a pink tutu and everything, and it was great.

• 33:44Speaker 04

  Bobby, I'm sorry you're in a room full of people that... No, no, no. P-Y-L-O-N.

• 33:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, pylon.

• 33:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, I was just trying to diffuse.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 33:54Speaker 00

  Oh, I do have to bring up one thing.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 33:58Speaker 00

  Last time Lisa was here, you told a very specific story that she was shocked by when you said you stood up Michael Bay on Thanksgiving the first time she was here. Bobby has a new story.

• 34:08Speaker 04

  You did it again?

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I went. Because of you.

• 34:12Speaker 04

  You went to Michael Bay?

• 34:12Speaker 00

  He called Michael Bay.

• 34:14Speaker 04

  No, you're kidding.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  I called him.

• 34:16Speaker 04

  You called to request?

• 34:17Speaker 00

  Told a story.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I called Michael Bay. I go, "Hey, you doing Thanksgiving again?" He goes, "Yeah, why?" I go, "Can I come?" And I went.

• 34:25Speaker 04

  When was the last time you talked to him before this?

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Months.

• 34:28Speaker 04

  Months?

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, before.

• 34:29Speaker 04

  That's, months is not, that's okay.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  But I went, and um, now I'm sitting in the biggest mansion I've ever seen in my life, right? With me, Michael Bay's mom, sitting across from me.

• 34:41Speaker 04

  Hot.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Him, his girlfriend, and a couple of like, um, arms dealers, I think they were. You know, those guys with the, they're, you know, kind of Arab-y? Yeah, okay. With turtlenecks, black turtlenecks. Security. Yeah, they don't really talk that much.

• 34:55Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have jowls.

• 34:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 04

  Jowls.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, jowls.

• 34:59Speaker 04

  Do you mean like, in, like, with fat or facial hair?

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Facial hair or fat jowls.

• 35:04Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, I know what you're talking about, okay, yeah.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Do you?

• 35:06Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know, and they're sitting there like that at dinner, and I spent hours there.

• 35:13Speaker 04

  And did you love it?

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:15Speaker 04

  Okay, what, what happened? Where'd you get your change of heart?

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  You, I mean, because the last time, we talked about it, you were like, we were like, you should have gone. Like, how could you, you know what I mean? Diss, that's what?

• 35:27Speaker 04

  Nothing, I didn't say anything, I've smiled.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  And this time I went, and I'm gonna go again next year.

• 35:32Speaker 04

  Nice, that's very good.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And we saw a movie together.

• 35:36Speaker 04

  Transformers?

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 35:40Speaker 04

  He only sees his.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, The Rock, no, um, which is.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  I love The Rock.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it was a great movie, but um, I went, and then we, he went, you went, would you like to go down to my theater and watch a movie?

• 35:53Speaker 04

  Oh, it was at his house, of course.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I go, yeah, I'll go to your theater.

• 35:56Speaker 04

  Just the two of you?

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  No, it was a bunch of us.

• 35:59Speaker 04

  Oh, one big blanket?

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  And we saw, we saw Running Man, the new one.

• 36:03Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um, which I kinda liked, it was fine, you know, and then, um.

• 36:07Speaker 04

  Popcorn?

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there was popcorn, candies.

• 36:09Speaker 04

  Did he have like a little candy bar down there?

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 36:12Speaker 04

  Like a little snack place for the movie theater?

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  I think I remember there being popcorn, that's it.

• 36:16Speaker 04

  But did you have to take it from the kitchen?

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  There's no fucking kiosk or something like that, you know what I mean?

• 36:20Speaker 04

  No, no, no one's selling it, but just like a.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  It's not at Lembly's.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  Like a little place for the candy to be down there. I mean, if you're rich enough, why do you have to like schlep your popcorn from the kitchen to the movie theater like a peasant?

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Because have you ever been to, obviously you have, have you ever been to like?

• 36:34Speaker 04

  Michael Bay's house? Yes.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  Obviously.

• 36:37Speaker 04

  Obviously.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  Have you been to like, you know, I mean, a friend of yours, they're doing very well and they're gigantic house?

• 36:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Right? And you don't want to touch anything and fuck it up?

• 36:45Speaker 04

  I touch everything.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 36:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, because you know what? The richer the people, the more the cleaners they have. They don't even know the possessions they own or what order they place them. You could take something and they'll never know.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:55Speaker 04

  Not that I have or thought about it.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is true. They won't notice.

• 37:00Speaker 04

  They won't.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I would, um, what's his house? Uh, Richie Rich?

• 37:04Speaker 04

  What's his house?

• 37:06Speaker 02

  What's his house? Yeah.

• 37:07Speaker 04

  Richie Rich. He has a roller coaster, he has a McDonald's.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  That's what.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  He has a Professor Bean that makes new technology.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  When I was a kid, I loved that movie. I was like, damn, I want to get that big.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  I want to get that famous. You should have a McDonald's in here.

• 37:21Speaker 04

  He's so, he's, oh yeah, he, he was born rich though.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Richie Rich was born rich.

• 37:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:26Speaker 04

  Remember his mo- mobile, like mobile thing above his crib was dollar signs?

• 37:31Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:32Speaker 04

  You and I love that movie.

• 37:33Speaker 02

  I wish I was.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was an actual movie?

• 37:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was a movie, Richie Rich.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  That was a cartoon.

• 37:37Speaker 04

  It is, but it's a movie based off the cartoon. And look, and he makes friends and the friends are all like dirty, regular kids and then he brings them in in his little sweater vest.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Is it Mel Chalken?

• 37:44Speaker 04

  Yes, of course. He's so sweet.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 37:49Speaker 04

  I love that movie. And her, his parents. McDonald's in his house.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  Is that a film?

• 37:52Speaker 04

  McDonald's and he had an amusement park. His parents were in like a plane crash. Bobby, you're his choppelganger.

• 38:04Speaker 04

  I don't know what that kid's doing now.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:06Speaker 04

  He did the morning announcements for sure.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's not the kid from Spider-Man, is it?

• 38:09Speaker 02

  No.

• 38:10Speaker 04

  No, that's a really old movie. It's from our childhood.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 38:13Speaker 04

  That's Professor Beankeen.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 38:16Speaker 04

  Is his name Beankeen?

• 38:17Speaker 02

  I think so, yeah.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen, uh, there's not a lot of children movies, even as a kid that I saw back in the day. I never saw Home Alone.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  Did your parents ever?

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  No. I know, I, because of, I've been around, I know bits and pieces of it.

• 38:31Speaker 04

  Did you, did your parents like, um, sing like children's songs or play children's programming around you?

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 04

  Like Mr. Rogers?

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 38:39Speaker 04

  They did?

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  My dad would sing Christmas all the time. Happy birthday to you.

• 38:47Speaker 04

  That's my favorite Christmas song.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he didn't. Remember that old joke? I should have done this old joke.

• 38:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, the...

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  My dad would sing Christmas songs, make up the words.

• 38:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  And one of the jokes was, "Frosty here, good guy."

• 39:02Speaker 04

  That's so funny how like, the energy was starting to tank, so you started leaning on like, good old material, just then.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  You're right, I do do that.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  Holy shit!

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit! I did do that just now, oh my god!

• 39:19Speaker 00

  Lisa got you. Gilroy got you.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, I'm a failure. I'm sweating. Okay, let's go.

• 39:26Speaker 04

  Okay, but you having never seen Home Alone really intrigues me, because I'd love to know what you think. Describe the whole plot. In your mind, having heard...

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's a kid at Home Alone, right?

• 39:35Speaker 04

  But how did he get Home Alone? Uh huh.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  That's interesting.

• 39:39Speaker 04

  Because this would be me with Star Wars. Like, I've never seen it, but I've heard so much.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'll be, I'll give you the honest what I think.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Their family was going somewhere and they forgot him.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  Where were, okay, great.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Right? They were out to dinner.

• 39:54Speaker 04

  How do, how do you think they forgot him?

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, they have a big family.

• 39:58Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Maybe a bunch of kids. And they're in, they're all gonna go to dinner. And then they're like, and they're at dinner, and they're like, "Where's Macaulay Culkin?"

• 40:07Speaker 04

  The whole movie takes place with a family that has gone out for dinner and a child is left at home for the night.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, I don't know, man. I haven't seen it.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  He's there for days and days by himself. Days.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the premise.

• 40:19Speaker 04

  They leave...

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  For, for, for the information I know, based on Home Alone, I thought I did a pretty good job.

• 40:23Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, so that's interesting. You thought the whole movie took place in one night, where the family goes out for dinner and they leave the boy at home?

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:28Speaker 04

  That's so interesting.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I know that there's robbers. Because Joe Pesci's in it, right?

• 40:32Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  So I know there's robbers, and Daniel Stern?

• 40:35Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I know that they're in there, so maybe they're at dinner, and they're like, "Well, we'll just go home." "We're almost done with dinner, and we, we got something from Macaulay." I don't know his name in it, right? So, but during that thing, there's robbers, and I thought that maybe he was fighting them off.

• 40:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in a war.

• 40:53Speaker 04

  Except for, isn't it even more titillating to know that he was home alone for like four nights?

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  That's in, well, that's bad parenting.

• 40:59Speaker 04

  Well, the family goes to Paris.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  They forgot him. Well, how do you forget your kid?

• 41:03Speaker 04

  And that's what we're saying.

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  How do you forget your kid and go to Paris?

• 41:08Speaker 03

  But you were correct about there were too many people around and too many kids and it was a huge family.

• 41:13Speaker 04

  And you were also correct that they did eat dinner at one point.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:17Speaker 04

  The family, I'm sure at some point in the movie, the family's eating dinner.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Night before. Yeah.

• 41:21Speaker 04

  And you know, um, Macaulay Culkin's brother's in it too.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  Rory or?

• 41:25Speaker 04

  Famously Kieran.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Kieran? Was it Kieran or Rory?

• 41:29Speaker 04

  Oh, I forgot about Rory.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  I love Rory.

• 41:31Speaker 04

  Damn, was it Kieran or Rory? It was Kieran. It was Kieran.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I think it was Karen.

• 41:36Speaker 04

  Kieran plays Fuller, who wets the bed.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:38Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  So Kieran's in it. And Rory was in Signs, one of my favorite movies.

• 41:43Speaker 03

  Right.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  Um, but so they leave him for a week. Not a week. Four days.

• 41:49Speaker 04

  Something like that.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  It's three nights.

• 41:50Speaker 04

  Is it three nights? Okay. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Rule of three. It's a nice comedy number.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  You know, also interesting is, no one poos in movies.

• 41:59Speaker 04

  Oh, no, Kevin McCallister, Macaulay Culkin, he poos in that movie. You see it. You see him pull down his pants and he sits on the toilet and he poos. And you hear it drop into the toilet and you see him wipe his butt and you see him look at the toilet paper and show it to the kid.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  I pooed. I'm home alone.

• 42:14Speaker 04

  It's a famous scene. That's when he goes like, he's going, I pooed.

• 42:21Speaker 04

  You have to see.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  It actually, I think, broke a Guinness World Record because it was the first movie that I think that showed somebody wiping shit out of their ass.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're not kidding?

• 42:31Speaker 04

  No. It literally like won an award for that.

• 42:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:34Speaker 04

  I think he got an Academy Award for it because it was like.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  You're kidding, right? Bro, he's just.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  And they, and, and, no, because Macaulay Culkin actually had to poop in it. Like, he, he had, he did an interview. He was like, they wouldn't do props for it. They were like, you need to actually, they gave, they gave him beans for days.

• 42:49Speaker 04

  Remember the beans in, um, remember Dennis? Yeah, so it was my favorite, like Walter Matthau. Yeah, and he has to feed all the beans to the guy who kidnapped him.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:58Speaker 04

  That was kinda horny to me.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  When I brought the poo, you know what I mean, I thought it would be interesting to thing to go off on, but I guess.

• 43:03Speaker 04

  There's a lot of movies with poo.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, like in Die Hard, where you know, he's got the, he's running on glass. Yeah. You know what I mean? At one point, he had to go to the bathroom, and they just don't show it, which is interesting.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  No, but it's just one night, Die Hard, you could hold the poo for a night. If there's an emergency, I'm sure you could hold your poo.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you saw Die Hard?

• 43:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, I did.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's one night, you're right.

• 43:21Speaker 04

  One night.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, well, that's a good point, but that's a tough night.

• 43:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a tough night, but I think if your wife has a gun pointed at her head, you don't need to go to the bathroom anymore.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, she was down there with the Harry Potter guy, what's his name?

• 43:34Speaker 04

  Mister. You know, he's like.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Snape, is that Snape?

• 43:37Speaker 04

  Do you think you can catch us now, Mister Cowboy?

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  You know that show that you do on the YouTube, it's so funny, where you dress up as a lion or something?

• 43:47Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. Oh, the dropout show. Yeah, this is like talking to my dad about what I'm doing in college.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  No, but it's, it's really good.

• 43:56Speaker 04

  The, that like big yellow monster thing?

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've always wanted to do that show where it's like.

• 44:01Speaker 04

  You should, Bobby.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't think they would have me. Very important, uh, people, interview with very important.

• 44:05Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I would love to challenge myself to do it. Now, can I ask you about that show?

• 44:09Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  So they, you don't know what you're gonna be dressed up as.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  So, but you're in makeup and while they're putting, applying things to your face, you, you're kinda developing it there, right?

• 44:18Speaker 04

  No, because you have your eyes closed and also they're so sneaky, like, so you have your eyes closed in this prosthetics makeup chair for like three hours, and they're poking and prodding, and they do sneaky things, like they'll put a glove on you, and then later they'll take it off, or they'll put some sort of crazy wig so you can see the bangs of it, and then before the reveal, they remove it and put something else, like they're really trying to fuck with you. But most of the time, you just, you, you don't know.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so there's probably no mirrors then.

• 44:42Speaker 04

  No, there's no mirrors.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 44:44Speaker 04

  You get to look at yourself, like this video is looking in the mirror for the first time. Oh, no, it's not. This is the getting done.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  But before you shoot, you see yourself, no?

• 44:51Speaker 04

  They shoot you seeing yourself for the first time and you get two minutes to come up with whatever character you're gonna be.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, that's amazing.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  So this, I had my eyes closed the whole time. The only time I opened them, they put yellow contacts in and I could tell the contacts were yellow because I could see the rims of them.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 45:04Speaker 04

  But I didn't know anything else.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That sounds so fun.

• 45:07Speaker 04

  It is fun.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  Were you nervous?

• 45:08Speaker 04

  They're very tricky. I don't get nervous because you can't really like prepare for it anyways, so.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  Right. You don't get nervous at all, do you?

• 45:15Speaker 04

  Not, not usually.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, really? Like when you were doing Black Mirror, you weren't nervous?

• 45:20Speaker 04

  No, because that, that, you get a few takes to do that.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  God, so, you know, these, the younger kids? I just said about the younger kids. They're just so grounded and, you know what I mean?

• 45:30Speaker 04

  Well, like when we were in high school in 2015, doing the announcements.

• 45:34Speaker 04

  We were never nervous because, you know, what do you have to lose?

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:36Speaker 04

  We're just flying through space and everybody's gonna die so soon.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Who cares?

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's just, yeah, but that's just, it's just healthy. Me, it was like, if you fuck, I'll look in the mirror. If you fuck up on this line, dude, it's over. It's fucking over, dude. Perfect. Do it perfect.

• 45:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you get multiple takes, you know that.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  But then you realize, yeah, through time, yeah.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you realize when you, you're in something and then someone like supposed to be like really good.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't know their line.

• 46:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, and yeah, the really good actors never know.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  I go, oh, you don't even know.

• 46:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're allowed to make mistakes.

• 46:11Speaker 04

  Yes, of course.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't think that for the first 10 years in the business. I put a lot of pressure on myself.

• 46:17Speaker 04

  It seems like you still do.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  Kiss?

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  I do, do, I do.

• 46:25Speaker 04

  But when do you think you'll like be fully realized? Like when do you think there'll be a time in your life where you're like, huh, I'm Bobby Lee and it feels good to be me? Like, how old do you think you'll be? 93, deathbed?

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I think I'm there now.

• 46:36Speaker 04

  He's close. I think he's close.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm pretty close.

• 46:38Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, that's interesting because a second ago I saw you screaming at all the people who.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  I think it was the steroids that took.

• 46:45Speaker 03

  I think it's the steroids.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:46Speaker 04

  You're on steroids?

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, because I lost my voice Saturday and I called Khalyla because she was in town in San Diego. She was the doctor, basically. She was basically the doctor and I go, what do I do if I lost my voice?

• 46:56Speaker 04

  And she came with a big needle of steroids?

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  No, she phoned me like a makeshift doctor.

• 47:00Speaker 03

  A makeshift, he's a concierge doctor.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  A Somali.

• 47:04Speaker 03

  He's a real doctor and he did a house call and you know, it's the shot they give to like Adele if she needs to perform, but she's sick.

• 47:14Speaker 04

  So did you sound like her?

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:16Speaker 04

  Hello?

• 47:19Speaker 04

  It's me. You're like, you're trying to say your act, but you can't. It's just the Adele.

• 47:25Speaker 03

  But then I had told him, I was like, hey, like you're going to feel aggro and like wired.

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• 48:29Speaker 03

  So just like chill out and don't snap at people.

• 48:32Speaker 04

  But why did you tell him that? Because he's so susceptible. His brain is like a sponge. You should have said, you're going to feel confident and funny. And then he would have been like, oh, the steroids aren't working.

• 48:40Speaker 03

  But he did. He did say that. But then I told, the reason I had to tell him is because he usually slams Red Bulls and all these stimulants. So I was like, hey chill out on the Red Bulls and stuff because you're already gonna feel like amped. And he did feel amped.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  Where did they shoot it?

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  In my shoulder.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  In your shoulder?

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in my shoulder, yeah. He put it in the shoulder and I had IV, I had a couple of IVs too.

• 49:01Speaker 03

  Oh, they bruised you on that one, huh?

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  No, because I did it, oh, they bruised me.

• 49:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  But two, two times it went through here though, maybe.

• 49:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, you had a little bruise there. But um, did it help though? Like your voice actually came back to life?

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  It's, I don't know if you heard my voice Friday, you've heard a Friday night, right? Yeah, you weren't talking anymore at dinner. I was not talking anymore. And then as the day goes on, it's not working, I was like this, it's not working, it's not working, it's working!

• 49:25Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  It was like that.

• 49:27Speaker 04

  How does it work? Does anyone know the science behind that?

• 49:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, it just basically, if you're inflamed here, it just knocks down all inflammation.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 49:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, because he was sick.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then um, Gene brought Chinese shit.

• 49:40Speaker 03

  What kind?

• 49:41Speaker 04

  Herbal medicines?

• 49:43Speaker 03

  TCM?

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Something like that.

• 49:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Because you know Gene's friends with Adam Levine?

• 49:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  And he's like, Adam Levine uses this. I don't know if it was psychological. He might have made that up. Yeah, maybe, but when I sipped it, I'm like, it's working too!

• 49:55Speaker 03

  I bet it did, it's probably warm and...

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  It's warm honey-ish.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  It has like a micsid, micsidil, micsidil?

• 50:02Speaker 03

  Medicinal.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  What, med, what?

• 50:03Speaker 03

  Medicinal.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Medicinal taste. Okay.

• 50:07Speaker 04

  No, it's an honor to watch you learn.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  That. It's what Chinese opera singers use. Chinese opera singers, yeah.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  And then um, my agent was like, Trevor Noah uses this, so he got me some of that, which is the... So everyone's just name dropping people? No, I'm naming it. I'm name dropping.

• 50:24Speaker 04

  Wait, what fruit was that involved with that?

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  It was a nectar, nectarine. It's a nectarine, yeah, yeah. But um, all of it pretty much helped and by the time, because I have one joke where I have to screech.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, and... You hit it. I hit it. You know, man.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  So is that the one you wanted him to be louder on?

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  You're so good at callbacks.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Is that one?

• 50:51Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:53Speaker 05

  You get loud on that one.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  All right. Do you have any, be real, any performance, aside from that one thing, any performance notes?

• 50:59Speaker 05

  No, those were the two things that you can also just fix in editing, if you like the notes.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right.

• 51:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, and Facetune has like body editing, so you could give yourself tits or whatever.

• 51:09Speaker 04

  Make your waist itty bitty, big fat ass, whatever you want. You can do it in ADR.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I, you know, what's so funny? She's great.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  Why are you so quiet today?

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're very quiet today.

• 51:23Speaker 02

  It's because I'm thinking about the ham and grilled, the ham and cheese grilled cheese you had? The ham and cheese grilled cheese? This whole episode, you've been thinking about a grilled cheese?

• 51:31Speaker 04

  What is it? That sounds good.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  They had it.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Ham and cheese grilled sandwich?

• 51:34Speaker 02

  The ham and cheese grilled sandwich.

• 51:38Speaker 04

  You saw him eating it and it looked good?

• 51:39Speaker 02

  No, no, no, he had them like in his catering.

• 51:41Speaker 05

  Let's say you're doing morning announcements, how would you describe it, Hammy?

• 51:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, how would you describe it for cafeteria announcement?

• 51:46Speaker 02

  What, the grilled?

• 51:47Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm. The grilled. Yeah, that one.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  For breakfast today?

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Wait, say the city.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  You guys know what school this is?

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  What's up, pirates? Oh, wait. Wait, what's up? I went to South Garland and they had a, what's that guy?

• 52:04Speaker 04

  You're on announcements.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Kids are in class, they're like, he's talking to himself. He's giving a mental breakdown.

• 52:10Speaker 02

  What's the, oh, what's up, Confederates? That was a?

• 52:15Speaker 04

  That was your mascot?

• 52:16Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. In South Garden, South Garden High School.

• 52:19Speaker 04

  Mine was, my mascot was the Gaylords.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 52:23Speaker 04

  Yeah. Fun. What do they look like? Strathcona Gaylords. It was like a lion in a little tiny sweater.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:31Speaker 04

  I don't know why.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm Titans.

• 52:34Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  That's cool. What's yours?

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Vikings.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the Vikings.

• 52:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, go.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  The Confederates, uh, is, right?

• 52:42Speaker 05

  I did not go to your high school, man.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm just losing his mind.

• 52:47Speaker 02

  No, um, yeah, they had ham and grilled cheese sandwiches.

• 52:51Speaker 04

  Okay, romance it.

• 52:52Speaker 02

  Romance it? What do you mean?

• 52:54Speaker 04

  You're on announcements. Like, okay, pretend you're a waiter at a restaurant, and you're like, "Today's special is up," and then talk about the sandwich for 35 seconds.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  No, why don't we do this, alright? You're doing a commercial, okay?

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Got to say it.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Alright, it's a two-shot.

• 53:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  It's you and Lisa.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Alright, and it's for this new ham and, right?

• 53:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Action.

• 53:13Speaker 04

  Hmm, I'm hungry. What do you got?

• 53:15Speaker 02

  Um, I'm not in a mood for anything heavy. Maybe just like a sandwich or something.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  But you're the waiter.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. She went disagreement on that.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  I thought you were like...

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, actually, she did add information.

• 53:31Speaker 02

  She did.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  She did add information. And, let's start over, really good improv, Lisa.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  Are we on a date or a waiter?

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  That's what the improv is gonna sound like.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll let you lead.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:40Speaker 04

  However is best you feel. Explain the sandwich.

• 53:44Speaker 02

  No, it's you.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Alright, and, action.

• 53:47Speaker 02

  Hey, Lisa, thanks for coming on this date with me. Um, what are you in a mood for?

• 53:53Speaker 04

  I guess I'm in a mood for a sandwich, but I can't read the menu.

• 53:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I can read.

• 53:57Speaker 04

  What does it say?

• 53:58Speaker 02

  They have the chef's special, the grilled ham, ham and cheese grilled sandwich.

• 54:02Speaker 04

  Ooh, that sounds good. Say more about that.

• 54:04Speaker 02

  Um, it looks like it has, um, American cheese, you know how Americans are, and, um, and ham, it's baloney, and it's grilled.

• 54:15Speaker 02

  It sounds good.

• 54:16Speaker 04

  It does sound good.

• 54:17Speaker 02

  I think we should take two.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  Let's take two.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  Let's take two.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  And then, go to the camera and talk about...

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Go to the camera.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  Hey, guys, come down to Mel's Diner with the word...

• 54:30Speaker 02

  The chef's specials is the ham and cheese grilled sandwich, only at Mel's Diner on Sunset. Please come, and you'll get a hot girl like me, and it's not guaranteed. No?

• 54:43Speaker 04

  I just think it's so crazy that you want us to talk about this ham and cheese sandwich, and you have nothing to say about it.

• 54:50Speaker 04

  He asked you to say more and all you could say is it's ham, it's cheese, it's ham, it's cheese.

• 54:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:53Speaker 04

  Cheese with ham.

• 54:55Speaker 03

  The ham is baloney. Ham isn't even ham, the ham is baloney.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  It's a baloney?

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:01Speaker 04

  I think probably ham can be, no, baloney could be ham, but ham's not always baloney?

• 55:07Speaker 03

  I don't think ham is baloney.

• 55:08Speaker 04

  What is baloney?

• 55:09Speaker 02

  That's correct.

• 55:09Speaker 03

  That's correct.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is baloney?

• 55:11Speaker 03

  Baloney is, um...

• 55:13Speaker 02

  It's like mortadella.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Mortadella.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  It's a mortadella, right. It's not a ham.

• 55:16Speaker 04

  It's like a shit mix?

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Wow, okay.

• 55:19Speaker 02

  Pork, beef, chicken, turkey.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  Belong ya.

• 55:22Speaker 02

  Okay, it was a baloney, it was, um...

• 55:24Speaker 04

  Ham.

• 55:25Speaker 02

  Smoked ham. Honey ham. It was honey ham.

• 55:27Speaker 04

  Oh, that does sound good.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, honey ham, yeah.

• 55:29Speaker 04

  Do you guys ever like a little, thin little wedge of apple or something in your...

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, you're talking, you're speaking to the choir, choir.

• 55:36Speaker 03

  What? You almost said karate kid.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow, no, don't really rank true with me.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  I'm speaking to the karate kid himself.

• 55:44Speaker 04

  I love that, I love a little, I love a little sweet, sweet and savory mix.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  I like sweetened salad too. What do you think?

• 55:50Speaker 04

  Oh, yes.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Like a strawberry.

• 55:51Speaker 04

  Or like a little fig, or like a little...

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Pecan?

• 55:54Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  A candied walnut?

• 55:55Speaker 04

  A craisin?

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a craisin, yeah, yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 03

  Do you remember that, um, salad in Tulsa with ice cream?

• 56:01Speaker 04

  What? There's ice cream in the salad?

• 56:03Speaker 02

  Blue cheese ice cream.

• 56:04Speaker 03

  Instead of the dressing, it was ice cream.

• 56:06Speaker 04

  And so they just put a scoop of it on and you, it's your...

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not just ice cream though, because I went there a bunch of times when I was shooting that thing. And, uh, I'm so braggy, I shouldn't...

• 56:14Speaker 03

  Say what it is.

• 56:17Speaker 03

  Talk about it.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  No, um, let me just rewind.

• 56:21Speaker 02

  Rewind, rewind.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  That's, that place, you're right. Ice cream salad. But it's not regular ice cream, it's sort of like a condensed feta cheese ice cream. So it has, you know what I mean?

• 56:33Speaker 04

  And it's sweet?

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  It was foamy, a little sweet, but it was feta cheese. It was really delicious.

• 56:37Speaker 04

  Foamy?

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? You don't like foamy anything?

• 56:41Speaker 04

  I don't know. Foamy reminds me of like, you know when you're in like a really stinky lake or something, there's like some foam that gets foamed up on the beach?

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh yeah.

• 56:49Speaker 04

  I don't like that.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't like that foam.

• 56:50Speaker 04

  You're an ocean girl.

• 56:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, when you stay away from the foam.

• 56:53Speaker 04

  So you don't, there's still things you don't like about the ocean?

• 56:56Speaker 03

  The foam.

• 56:56Speaker 04

  The foam.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  What is the foam?

• 56:57Speaker 03

  I don't know, it's usually like leftover...

• 57:00Speaker 04

  God's jizz.

• 57:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, jizz. I associate it with dirty water. Except if it's like, you know, from a wave, but that's different foam.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  You're right. It's like gross debris.

• 57:12Speaker 04

  Would you drink, like swallow ocean water?

• 57:14Speaker 03

  Uh, I have a lot.

• 57:16Speaker 04

  Like on accident?

• 57:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I've like had diarrhea.

• 57:20Speaker 04

  From ocean water? Cause you're doing like tricks and flips on a surfboard? Are you like flipping an ollie?

• 57:26Speaker 03

  No. But I die.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  Eww. That's wow. That's all foam, baby. Oh.

• 57:33Speaker 03

  I don't like that.

• 57:34Speaker 04

  That's disgusting.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  That is disgusting.

• 57:36Speaker 00

  Says some of it is toxic waste from sewage.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man. Don't go in there.

• 57:41Speaker 03

  It's like sludgy.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Christ.

• 57:43Speaker 04

  Why are people enjoying it so much?

• 57:45Speaker 00

  They think it's natural.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:47Speaker 03

  They don't know any better.

• 57:48Speaker 04

  Do you guys ever go to a foam party?

• 57:50Speaker 03

  I did once and I broke out in like the worst rash ever.

• 57:53Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 57:54Speaker 03

  Ever.

• 57:54Speaker 04

  I don't think I've ever been to one.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  What's a foam party?

• 57:56Speaker 04

  I think it's for like hot girls in white outfits with puka shell necklaces in Mexico with their bachelorette party.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  Exactly. That's exactly what it is.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  Off the top of my head.

• 58:04Speaker 00

  I've never been.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, I, uh...

• 58:08Speaker 04

  I don't really understand it though. It just feels like a hair and makeup ruiners.

• 58:11Speaker 03

  It's useless. Yeah, it's disgusting.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  Is it supposed to be sexy?

• 58:14Speaker 03

  I think so. I'm hyping you're nodding. You've been to a couple?

• 58:17Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, they usually do them at raves, so.

• 58:20Speaker 04

  What's the, like, why?

• 58:22Speaker 02

  I think the biggest one is the EDC foam party. It's a bunch of people.

• 58:27Speaker 04

  But what is it about the foam that people like?

• 58:29Speaker 03

  But is it like sensory experience?

• 58:31Speaker 02

  It's the foam and then neon lights and like the good DJ and, uh, just everybody on ecstasy and like fucking molly and shit. I, I, I never, I don't do molly.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, sometimes you see a human being and go, how did they survive this long? You ever say that?

• 58:48Speaker 02

  I avoid danger.

• 58:49Speaker 04

  Well, he hasn't been around for very long.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 58:51Speaker 02

  I used to have.

• 58:54Speaker 00

  I used to have. Not in the industry. Yeah. This is, uh, see Jaime's party.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you guys, after the show, my show, you went to the club, I heard.

• 59:02Speaker 04

  God, that's the fucking driest foam party ever.

• 59:06Speaker 04

  That sucks, there's no foam.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  She told me.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Do you still do, do you still go clubbing?

• 59:10Speaker 04

  Hmm, I went for New Year's, I went to the club.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 59:13Speaker 04

  But I don't often go.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  With a bunch of girls or your husband?

• 59:16Speaker 04

  Just went with my husband.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Clubbing is a dying art form, it needs to come back. I'm glad you went.

• 59:21Speaker 04

  It was fun, I mean, it's fun to go, I, I think the perfect combo is just go with one other person. Going with anywhere in a group is a nightmare on Elm Street.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  Just gotta be.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I just, you know, it's so dark in there and so loud, I just.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  So scary, right, like haunted house?

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, kinda like one.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  Do you like haunted houses?

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  You know, I went, I went on a date with, uh, um.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  A ghost?

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 59:44Speaker 04

  And she brought you home?

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, no, she goes, it's the scariest haunted house on the west coast.

• 59:49Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Right? I'm like, alright, let's go. We spent some VIP, obviously, you know what I mean, and we went.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  VIP haunted house? What is that, like a clear entrance, no, nobody jumps out at you?

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  No. No, because there's so many people, you know what I mean, that you kinda go, you know, instead of with a big group, you're, you're just experiencing by yourself.

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  So you're on a, but you. Bobby.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  You don't like hugs and you're on a haunted house date with a woman.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:16Speaker 04

  She's gonna wanna hug.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:17Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  She, we, I held her hand.

• 1:00:19Speaker 04

  But that's as far as you'll go.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:00:21Speaker 04

  I'm nasty bitch.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  When it, when it comes to somebody I'm intimate with, I hug, I do all, I caress, all the whole thing.

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  But it takes a while.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it doesn't take a while.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  No, he, yeah, he hugs, he's very like affectionate, just when he wants to be affectionate. Like if you wanted affection and he wasn't in the mood, you'd be rejected.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  I was rejected this morning.

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:41Speaker 04

  Remember?

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't even see you go in for one, it's fucking crazy.

• 1:00:44Speaker 04

  I literally.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  It was just good to see you.

• 1:00:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  There's Lisa Gilroy.

• 1:00:47Speaker 04

  Listen, you said, you walked into the room and said, Lisa Gilroy, I was sitting down. I stood up with an open posture towards you, and then you started walking away from me, and then I chased you and I said, come here, you little rascal.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 1:00:57Speaker 04

  And you ran.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:59Speaker 04

  You didn't come here, you little rascal.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  I didn't, no, um, I apologize, and I, next time in a social setting.

• 1:01:06Speaker 00

  Situation?

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  Hey, was he needy?

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  If you, if he, if you didn't text him.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you just cut me off, huh?

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I wanna know the answer too.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  Like, if you didn't text him for like hours, would he get mad or would he like, no?

• 1:01:20Speaker 04

  Would he send you a voice note like, where are you? Help!

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  If he woke up and I wasn't at home, it was that. It was like, where are you? But it's mostly because he needed something and no one was around to help. But if-

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I need a lot of things.

• 1:01:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, he needs help.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm hard, I'm hard.

• 1:01:42Speaker 04

  What do you need?

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  Your butt wiped?

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, pretty close to that, but-

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  It's coffee, it's this, it's that.

• 1:01:48Speaker 04

  Why do you need your co-

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, last night I was like, cuz I have a fridge in my room. And last night I went to Jules, I go, how come my fucking fridge isn't stocked?

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  Stuff like that.

• 1:01:57Speaker 03

  It's difficult like that.

• 1:01:58Speaker 04

  But you would say that, you would say that to a girlfriend?

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:02:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:03Speaker 04

  So you, you need your girlfriend to also be kind of like, an assistant to you?

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  Yes. But also if he wanted like, two days of just like, video gameplay, like you couldn't bother him?

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I, I, I like to defend myself with that, can I? You know what I mean?

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  Oh, I'd let you give me a blowjob while I was playing!

• 1:02:24Speaker 04

  That's intimacy!

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I was gonna say, but I was saying, I'm just saying that, you know what I mean, um, when it- You create a lot of memories with your husband?

• 1:02:34Speaker 03

  Of course!

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And is he mindful about it? Like, hey baby, let's go create some memories?

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  He's always taking me on like a date, like a special-

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 1:02:42Speaker 03

  That's sweet.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  That's so sweet.

• 1:02:44Speaker 04

  I could be very mean, you know, I'm smart enough to be really mean, so you better be nice to me kinda thing.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:49Speaker 04

  That's the, that's the vibe.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are you mean, you think?

• 1:02:52Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, you're, I, I think you're one of the sweetest people in the thing.

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  Oh my god, Bobby hug me!

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ!

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  So, are you promoting it, are you working on it, tell, tell us about, tell, tell us everything?

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  Well, I have Super Troopers, that's what announced.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's great.

• 1:03:05Speaker 04

  Super Troopers 3, the movie.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  Great. Who directed?

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  Um, Jay, Shandra Schar.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  I love Jay.

• 1:03:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Speaker 04

  He's like, you know-

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  You know, we have a problem here with, at Tiger Bear with Jay? Remember he flaked on us?

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  What happened?

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  One day we were, have Jay, we're sitting in, and, and he calls me and he goes, uh, "Oh fuck, I just completely forgot." I was sleeping. I'm like, okay.

• 1:03:26Speaker 04

  But that would be so you if it was Jay's podcast. Don't you think?

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  No. No, no, no, no, no, no. I was laughing for a second. You know what I mean?

• 1:03:33Speaker 04

  Yeah. I know what you mean.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. What I'm saying is, um, I've never, I've always shown up. I've never like not gone.

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  Except for when it's Michael Bay's house and it's Thanksgiving.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  Cause that was my only issue with that, was that you just didn't reply.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  You're right. And I learned from that and I, you know, I mean, I decided to, oh, so there's a lot of fear there. I walked through some fear.

• 1:03:54Speaker 04

  Right, of course.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, and I'm not mad at Jay. I think he's a talented guy and he can, he's welcome back anytime.

• 1:04:00Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, really? Yeah. Let's reach out. You know what I mean? Cause he's promoting.

• 1:04:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, he'll be promoting. He'll be doing the.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you have that? And then any TV stuff or?

• 1:04:08Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then I have an, I'm doing something on Apple TV also coming out later.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  And you don't have to tell us what it is, but is it a series regular situation or?

• 1:04:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Is it your show?

• 1:04:19Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  Could never be.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  And you, you already shot it?

• 1:04:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  What was that feeling like?

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  Uh, I guess it was, the feeling was awesome. We went, we shot it in Austin. So I got to spend a lot of time there and the city's great.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:33Speaker 04

  And I went to the mothership.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:36Speaker 04

  For the first time.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  See what all the hubbub was about.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What do you think?

• 1:04:39Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought it was, some of it I was like, oh no, you know? But then afterwards, lots of people there knew me from podcasts. So I was also surprised by that.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. There's, our, our ecosystem extends to Austin. You know what I mean?

• 1:04:52Speaker 04

  Hey. Very big word. Very cool.

• 1:04:57Speaker 04

  That was awesome. Ecosystem. Come on, you guys.

• 1:05:01Speaker 04

  That was very cool.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what's going on.

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  That was a long word and it was a Spanish word.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what's going on here.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  Hi, he's going like, what's ecosystem?

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Explain to us what, yeah, what ecosystem is.

• 1:05:10Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ. Ecosystem, ecosystem, ecosystem. Ecosystem. System, like a system of people and eco, economy.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  The economy's going down. We gotta fix that. Um, no, the ecosystem was like the nature and shit.

• 1:05:26Speaker 04

  Of course, nature and shit.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nature and shit.

• 1:05:27Speaker 04

  Explain the water cycle really quick.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  Uh, stay away from the phone, fellas. Um, that's it.

• 1:05:34Speaker 04

  The water cycle? You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:05:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. It rains. People drink it and it goes back up.

• 1:05:42Speaker 04

  Then you piss it out and then

• 1:05:43Speaker 02

  Piss it out and it goes back up.

• 1:05:45Speaker 04

  Nice. Yeah, that's it.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, the show, i- i- is it an ensemble show?

• 1:05:50Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:51Speaker 02

  Is it with Ben?

• 1:05:52Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 1:05:52Speaker 02

  Ben? You did a show with Ben, right? Ben Schwartz?

• 1:05:55Speaker 04

  Oh, Ben Schwartz. Yeah, um.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  Ben, Ben, come on, you know Ben.

• 1:06:00Speaker 04

  I was hearing Ben. Um, no, not, I just did Taisa with, with Ben, but I've also done some dropout stuff with Ben. So, yeah, our, uh, actually some dropout episodes are coming out.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, cool.

• 1:06:11Speaker 04

  Like, make some.

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm curious about the show, it's cool.

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  Well, I'm curious about the show that where you ate the ice cream salad that you want to talk about.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good.

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  So.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um.

• 1:06:19Speaker 04

  Say your show.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Shows coming out, Apple, we'll, we don't know what it is, but everyone will anticipate it.

• 1:06:24Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  It'll be good. Any movies that have you done?

• 1:06:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I did a couple this year. I did, um, You Deserve Each Other. It's like Megan Fahey and Penn Badgley.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  Rom-com.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:33Speaker 04

  Love her. Yeah. Got to play Megan's sister.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So you're now going, you were, you're now going into Hollywood. You're a Hollywood girl now.

• 1:06:42Speaker 04

  I thought I, well, I thought I was until I realized everyone thought I was Nikki Glaser.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  No, but you're, you're like now in it.

• 1:06:49Speaker 04

  Well, I'm working.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  You're working, that's great.

• 1:06:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  Also, in this environment, it's so fucking hard.

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, give her a round of applause for that.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  How you feeling?

• 1:06:59Speaker 04

  I feel good. Yeah, I feel lucky to be working. I'm doing like, you know, I do little small roles here and there. I think no one trusts me to like, and I don't really want to be the lead of something because then you have to be like, you have to say things.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:08Speaker 04

  You have to say, you have to be like, well, you know me, I always do this with the company and by the end of the movie, I need to do this. You have to like say exposition.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:16Speaker 04

  I don't think anyone would ever believe me saying.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I like doing bit parts too.

• 1:07:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's fun, it's more fun.

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Super fun, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, but it's still fun because it's like, you know, you are, um, I mean, me and Andrew talk about, and we all talk about you, you know, I mean, how just intrinsically funny you are.

• 1:07:32Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  And you're so kind and it's just like, it couldn't happen to a nicer person, you know?

• 1:07:37Speaker 04

  Thanks, Bobby.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm being real.

• 1:07:39Speaker 04

  That's the sweetest, cutest thing you've ever said.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean.

• 1:07:42Speaker 04

  Did that feel like a hug? Yeah, it did.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do verbal hugs.

• 1:07:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, nice. Scary. Sounds scary, but.

• 1:07:49Speaker 04

  He's giving me an oral hug? No.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then, do you, so you don't ever wanna do the Lisa Gilroy project?

• 1:08:01Speaker 04

  I'm working on something that's like, just hard comedy, though. Like, nothing like, and like, bit pieces, kind of like, sketchy, kind of.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's another, that's an art form that has kinda a little bit died, huh?

• 1:08:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  You don't see a lot, I mean, on TikTok, you see people doing sketches, but not like a sketch show. Like, we used to be, we used to have a lot.

• 1:08:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why did it die, do you think?

• 1:08:24Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:08:27Speaker 04

  So sad. Mr. Show, Keem Peel.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kids in the Hall.

• 1:08:32Speaker 04

  Amy Schumer had one, Eliza Schlesinger had one.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Nick Pearl. But, I, I don't think, I don't think sketch show works, like, I've been asked, like, would you ever be interested in doing your own sketch show? I go, I'm interested in doing an ensemble with super funny people.

• 1:08:46Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But it's like.

• 1:08:48Speaker 04

  What would you call it, Bobby and the What Gang?

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I.

• 1:08:50Speaker 04

  Bobby and the?

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  No, it would be like, um, I don't think I would call it my, for my name.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  Bobby and the Belly Button Boy?

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, I would, I would like, wanna be just a one of many, of six people.

• 1:09:02Speaker 04

  Oh, you wanna be on Friends? And you wanna be Chandler?

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I, I would love to be on a Friends.

• 1:09:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. NBC tried to do, Friends was over, do you remember when they told you that? And they're like, we're gonna recreate it, but make it hipsters. Oh, great.

• 1:09:16Speaker 04

  Funny.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Right, so the year after it got canceled, I did a pilot.

• 1:09:19Speaker 04

  Oh, called Buds?

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  And it was like, six hipsters, three guys, three girls, living in Chicago.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Who else was in it? Other comedians?

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  It was me.

• 1:09:28Speaker 04

  Or, sorry, adult comic entertainers?

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was, um, what's her name? Um, let me say it. She's a friend of mine, what the fuck? What?

• 1:09:39Speaker 04

  Can I help you?

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  What does she look like? What is she?

• 1:09:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, describe her.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Zoe Lister Jones?

• 1:09:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:09:43Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, I'm seeing Zoe right after this.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  You are?

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Tell her I said hi.

• 1:09:46Speaker 04

  I will.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It was Zoe Lister Jones, me, Steve Renzizzi, Steve Howie, and me were the guys.

• 1:09:54Speaker 04

  Oh, wow, this is a wonderful cast, I can't believe this didn't get.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Are you being sarcastic?

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  Picked up, no.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was us three as guys, and then I forgot who the other two girls was, but anyway, um. We did it, obviously, it just didn't work. It was single camera. We're all also like in an indie band. You know how they try to, they try to change it to be more like emo and modern?

• 1:10:15Speaker 04

  You're in a band, that's fun though, because you are a musician.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  That is true, that is true.

• 1:10:19Speaker 04

  What other, what are all the instruments that you play? Piano, skin flute?

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  I play, um, I'll be honest with you, if I put dedication into guitar, I think I'd be able to pull that off.

• 1:10:32Speaker 04

  But can you play any?

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  I could play some chords, yeah.

• 1:10:35Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can play, um, uh, drums a little bit.

• 1:10:40Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I'm kind of musically inclined. In fact, for my special, I do sing in it.

• 1:10:45Speaker 04

  You do?

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do it like a Broadway, not Broadway, but. Broadway? It's kind of Broadway. Yeah, you know, I vocalize and sing, and I go into the audience, I sing.

• 1:10:54Speaker 04

  Wow, like Adele.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, it's so, do you ever sing on stage?

• 1:11:01Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's hard. Is it hard?

• 1:11:06Speaker 04

  Well, I only ever do it as like a joke, so then I don't find it hard, because I feel like if you're not trying to be good, it's actually quite easy.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 1:11:11Speaker 04

  I've never tried to like earnestly sing on stage, I think that would be very scary.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:15Speaker 04

  Were you trying to sound good or trying to sound funny?

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  I was trying to sound pretty good. I, I, because in the first line, they were like, make it serious. Like, really be sincere. So I had the mic, spotlight.

• 1:11:26Speaker 04

  Wow, little dress.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, little dress. And I looked up in the sky, and I sang the first line.

• 1:11:32Speaker 04

  And you wrote, you wrote a comedy song, but you sang it earnestly?

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  It's not really a comedy song, I, I wouldn't say it was a comedy song, I think it's more sincere than comedy. Sincere with some humor. There's some humor in it, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 04

  And it's your opening bit?

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  No, it's at the end when I close.

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do a little song.

• 1:11:47Speaker 04

  Nikki Glaser ended her thing with a song too, right, that she made?

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  Did you, did you?

• 1:11:50Speaker 04

  That's right, yeah. Mm-hmm. So, it would be cool if next time you did something a bit more original.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  You son of a bitch.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  You dirty son of a bitch. No, um, yeah, but, um, you don't do stand up, right?

• 1:12:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, I do a little. Yeah.

• 1:12:11Bobby Lee?

  But one day you'll do one.

• 1:12:12Speaker 04

  One day I will, what? Do a special?

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  You think so? Might take me 30 years to build up an hour.

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  I know, but would you, I mean, it would be great if you did one.

• 1:12:20Speaker 04

  But does it have to have like a through line? Does it have to have like a, was yours just like jokes? You didn't have like an overarching theme?

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know, my style is, oh, it's kind of old school in terms of like joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. And sometimes I'll like, I'll go, I'm talking about this and this, and then like try to like fuse it with a, you know what I mean? With like a connector. But now I'm like, fuck it, I don't even care.

• 1:12:43Speaker 04

  I think you're not giving yourself enough credit. I think there is an overarching theme. I, I, it.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  Which is what?

• 1:12:49Speaker 04

  Which is your, your family, your life, a lot of your personal experiences, like which is your dad, your mom, like it, that is most of your jokes. All the stuff that makes you unique, you know? You have a mom, you have a dad, you have a family, you have a past.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  You have some memories. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:08Speaker 04

  Did you not think, Mom?

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  No, you're not giving yourself credit. It's a very cohesive special.

• 1:13:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think so too.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  It does?

• 1:13:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, I'm not giving myself credit.

• 1:13:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Give yourself credit right now. I'm gonna give myself credit right now. Yeah, it's cohesive. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:20Speaker 04

  Bobby, what would your life be like if you didn't have this gorgeous room of people to ask?

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't, I honestly, I would probably just be in some dark room in, in Valencia.

• 1:13:31Speaker 04

  Ooh. I love Valencia.

• 1:13:35Bobby Lee?

  Valencia. Yeah, Valencia, you know what I mean?

• 1:13:37Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and.

• 1:13:38Speaker 04

  Oh, close to Magic Mountain.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Valencia, yeah.

• 1:13:40Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought this was a made up place. It sounds like one of those horny fairy book.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  And you hear colossus in the background? The ride?

• 1:13:48Speaker 04

  Wait, do you know that they're shutting down?

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  I know they are. It's sad.

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  We should, we should all go before they shut down.

• 1:13:53Speaker 04

  I'm gonna get Bell's palsy on the other side, no thank you.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:13:57Speaker 04

  Does Bell's palsy come from having too much fun?

• 1:14:01Speaker 04

  I think so.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  Clowns get it.

• 1:14:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:05Speaker 04

  So I can't. But you think a roller coaster would really give it to you? I don't know. I feel like it would like worsen, you know, just the, the speed. Oh, right.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think that's how it works.

• 1:14:13Speaker 04

  Watch.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:14:14Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll go. I'll go. I'll spin around. And our hair will get stuck up like.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Do you do roller coasters?

• 1:14:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love roller coasters.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 1:14:23Speaker 04

  Except for some things when you get older, like weird, like I don't, I used to love jumping on trampolines and I'm like, oh, if you have a tampon, it'll simply shoot out.

• 1:14:31Speaker 04

  Some things are just for kids.

• 1:14:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:35Speaker 04

  So I don't really know. I mean, I'd like to go on a roller coaster. I haven't been on one in a while and I'm kind of

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:39Speaker 04

  worried something bad might happen to me.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  It's fun.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  It's fun.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  But when you see, God, when, on, online, when a roller coaster, something disastrous happens.

• 1:14:48Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:14:50Speaker 04

  That happened in my town where I'm from.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 1:14:51Speaker 04

  The roller coaster came detached and it flew into a crowd of people and it killed the people on it and the people in the crowd. Oh, my God.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:14:59Speaker 04

  In my mall.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, why are you smiling?

• 1:15:02Speaker 04

  It's funny.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it's Canadian.

• 1:15:05Speaker 04

  No, it's not funny.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It was in Canada?

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:08Speaker 04

  It was West Edmonton Mall. It's the biggest mall in Canada.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is the one I was talking about. Look at this one. Look at this one. Have you seen this one?

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  I thought it was AI at first, but it was real.

• 1:15:15Speaker 04

  I don't like. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  Did you see the guy fling?

• 1:15:19Speaker 04

  Fall, yes.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:15:20Speaker 02

  They're about to open the Fast and the Furious ride at the Universal Studios. I'm not going on that test.

• 1:15:26Speaker 04

  Oh, were they asking you to test it?

• 1:15:29Speaker 02

  They're asking people to come test it out.

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:31Speaker 02

  I'm not.

• 1:15:32Speaker 04

  For safety or for just like, is it good?

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  Safety.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  I'm not signing up for that.

• 1:15:38Speaker 04

  No, they're not testing it for safety. You know, they put like, um, crash test dummies in those for that. They would never use a gorgeous human boy for that.

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:15:47Speaker 04

  Well, you already did your special. You're gonna do more of your own things?

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:49Speaker 04

  What is it? Like a scripted series?

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have, yeah.

• 1:15:52Speaker 04

  Bobby's World? That's a good name for it. That's one of the news.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have some things in the pipeline and, um, but you know, at the end of the day, I, um, Especially this weekend, I was driving home yesterday and I was like, golly, I have everything I want. There's nothing more. Really, I'm being real. I achieved everything I ever wanted to achieve and I'm just super in gratitude. Also, people around me, I mean Gilbert, you were so emotional at your speech last night. You did it. Saturday night. And you were so helpful. Even you, Alex.

• 1:16:34Speaker 04

  And you, Scarecrow, and you too.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. George, you were there. You know what I mean? But, um, yeah.

• 1:16:42Speaker 03

  Jaime, Jaime.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Jaime. He was there. He was eating so many sandwiches. All the sandwiches. And then all of a sudden, you were eating Crustables. Where did you find that? How many Crustables did you eat?

• 1:16:50Speaker 04

  Crustables? Aren't they called Uncrustables? I'm like, is there a version of the sandwich where it's just a crust in a Ziploc bag? It's the shittiest thing.

• 1:17:00Speaker 05

  That's how they make Uncrustables. He eats all the crusts.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:03Speaker 04

  I love Uncrustables.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  I ate like four or five.

• 1:17:05Speaker 04

  Yum.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And shout out to Khalyla really quick. She was on the phone.

• 1:17:09Speaker 04

  That's okay. I was on the phone.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  You saved my life many times. Ten times. Ten times this weekend and I wouldn't be able to pull it off. And Lisa, I'm just so happy that you did our podcast again. And why don't we give her a round of applause right now?

• 1:17:20Speaker 04

  Wow, thank you. Thanks for having me.

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