Bonus #104 - Kushcision 2024 / Kushgiving [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at patreon.com/stavvysworld JP McDade and Anthony Devito return for a special edition of Kush Brothers that doubles up 2024 election recap and a Thanksgiving special. The boys look up election night search terms, take Patreon Thanksgiving-themed questions, and help callers including a guy who wants to know how to navigate political convo at the Thanksgiving table, and a woman whose friend wrought disgusting revenge on his roommate. Watch LET'S START A CULT this Thanksgiving weekend!! Buy or rent at https://stavvy.biz/movie Buy your Stavvy Baby 2025 calendar now: https://shop.stavvy.biz/ Watch JP McDade's special JP MCDADE: IN BROOKYLN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TOXFM3t1M Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Follow Anthony Devito on social media: http://www.anthonydevitocomedy.com/ http://www.facebook.com/1260596015 https://twitter.com/AnthonyDeVito_ http://instagram.com/comediananthonydevito https://www.youtube.com/@comediananthonydevito Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Kim says Thanksgiving will be at my brother's house this year and I need advice. My uncle is an alcoholic, 5'4", Chinese, drives an F-150.

• 0:10Stavros Halkias?

  Sounds cool.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  Wears Lee jeans and cat work boots exclusively.

• 0:15Stavros Halkias?

  Sick guy.

• 0:16Speaker 00

  He is convinced that my brother, very gay, is having an affair with my aunt. He thinks this because my brother would go to their house and gossip with my aunt for hours.

• 0:27Stavros Halkias?

  Oh.

• 0:28Speaker 00

  And spends a lot of time with her and my two female cousins. How can I tell my uncle that this thought is absolutely absurd without outing my brother as gay?

• 0:38Stavros Halkias?

  Wow.

• 0:38Speaker 00

  My uncle is my mom's only family here after they left Vietnam during the war. So I definitely just can't cut him out of my life. Please help.

• 0:46Stavros Halkias?

  Wow. So you can't, you can't just Occam's razor this and say the guy's gay? I guess not.

• 0:54Speaker 02

  It sounds like you got a Chinese Cotton Hill on your hands.

• 0:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, Vietnamese, but yes.

• 0:58Speaker 02

  Vietnamese and he's going hard. There's an, there's an episode of, of King of the Hill where they kind of teach Cotton to be more kind and gentle to Bobby after he goes to the military school or something. That's what we're faced with here.

• 1:11Stavros Halkias?

  So you should send your brother to military school?

• 1:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, send him to twink military.

• 1:17Stavros Halkias?

  Can you?

• 1:20Stavros Halkias?

  Can he fake a girlfriend?

• 1:24Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:25Stavros Halkias?

  Can he bring a girlfriend? I don't know if that would fix him, fix it because he would think that it's-

• 1:30Speaker 02

  I think the uncle or grandfather would still be pissed. He'd know that he's still getting side pussy anyway with his aunt.

• 1:37Stavros Halkias?

  It's also his aunt. Why does he think that's crazy? Just because he hangs out there?

• 1:42Speaker 00

  So everyone he sees hanging out together, this guy's like, they're fucking.

• 1:45Stavros Halkias?

  They're fucking.

• 1:46Speaker 00

  That's a horny guy.

• 1:47Stavros Halkias?

  That is true.

• 1:48Speaker 00

  You know what I mean? He just sees fucking everywhere.

• 1:50Stavros Halkias?

  I guess he doesn't fuck his own wife. He sounds awesome. 5'4", drunk as shit, at Ford F-150.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  Lee jeans.

• 1:58Stavros Halkias?

  The Lee jeans, I mean this is-

• 1:59Speaker 02

  Climbing up high into that F-150.

• 2:02Stavros Halkias?

  This is a guy, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  Boosts.

• 2:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, he's got the, it comes down the little ladder.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Help me, man, woman.

• 2:10Stavros Halkias?

  Wow, this is very interesting. You don't want to out him.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:17Stavros Halkias?

  Because outing him kind of defeats the whole purpose, probably.

• 2:21Speaker 02

  Probably makes things worse.

• 2:25Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Just stand up from the table, the dinner table and leave the room when you can just sense it's coming.

• 2:33Stavros Halkias?

  What if, okay. I'm gonna go a little far back. I'm gonna come back to the fake the girlfriend thing. And I'm gonna say. Are your cousins and aunt in on this? Right? Like they, they clearly know your, your brother's gay, right? They're gossiping.

• 2:54Stavros Halkias?

  Do they have a friend they can set him up with? So it seems like all that time was them playing matchmaker or something like that. Or that it seems like he was putting in a good word, cause your five, four uncle is only understands. You know, straight and trying to get pussy. So if the whole point is. He's not gonna understand this guy's gay. It's like they were trying to set him up with a, he was trying to suck up to them. To set him up with a friend. So the girl you fake has to be somebody that your aunt knows. Or that your cousins know. You know what I mean? Like.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  Also, Chukai, this is a great business idea. As for Thanksgiving, a, a fake girlfriend.

• 3:36Stavros Halkias?

  Fake girlfriend business.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  Beard kinda business.

• 3:39Stavros Halkias?

  The beard business is booming.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  Guys can bring to Thanksgiving.

• 3:42Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  Ah, it's a lucrative industry.

• 3:44Stavros Halkias?

  I like that. I really like that. Um. I mean, this is a hard one to, to really answer, cause it's like, what is, why is he convinced? Just because he was hanging out?

• 3:58Stavros Halkias?

  And like, is he gonna confront him about this? Cause the other reality is.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  That's what's unclear.

• 4:02Stavros Halkias?

  If he's not.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  Plans to like.

• 4:05Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, here's the other thing. Let's say he was straight. Right?

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:09Stavros Halkias?

  How do you say, and he just liked his family, which is a possibility, right? Like in a, in the future where like, you know, hopefully. Like my brothers have kids, if I have kids, like, I would love it if my fucking kids spent, went and visited my fucking brother.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:28Stavros Halkias?

  Or like my friend, my, you know, I have, or hang, hung out with eldest or hung out with my like friends who are women, like.

• 4:36Stavros Halkias?

  That would be positive. So how, let's pretend your brother's not gay. How would you convince him otherwise? And there's really no, I don't know, you, this guy's just out of his mind.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Like, no, dude, your wife is so ugly.

• 4:49Stavros Halkias?

  Dude, I wouldn't, yeah, you could come through with a completely different type. That's the other thing. The, I love this beard idea. Just come up with like a, like a, if you're, I assume you're, your aunt is a small Vietnamese woman. Come through with a big fat white girl that he's into. Like, make it seem like his type is different.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  Right.

• 5:09Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe a black chick, maybe a Latina, like, you're gonna have to, I'm, I'm on team beard. Cause obviously you're fucking, your uncle's a fucking idiot who only understands the world as he, as simple as he sees it.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  Right.

• 5:23Stavros Halkias?

  And a man that dumb will be like, well, he's obviously not gay, but he likes big, big Latinas or whatever.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  You can trick a man that dumb.

• 5:31Stavros Halkias?

  You can trick a man that dumb pretty easily. Um, and you might wanna curry some favor. Get him a Tim McGraw CD. Or whatever, you know what I mean? Like, like, reach out to him a little bit, like, is your gay, maybe your gay brother doesn't wanna hang out with him because he sucks, but, you know.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  Also, why don't the, the gay guy, give the uncle the perfect gift? And say, this is what we've been talking about the whole time.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 5:58Speaker 03

  What to get you? And get him, uh, another, some kind, another F-150. An F-151.

• 6:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 6:09Stavros Halkias?

  Get him an F-151.

• 6:11Speaker 00

  What if, what if the cousin, uh, brings him like, I like the idea of getting him a macho gift. Um, like a bottle of whiskey or something? That doesn't feel like something a gay guy would get.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  Put a Trump hat on the gay guy.

• 6:23Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, I was trying to get your dumb bitch wife to vote for Donald Trump this whole time.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 6:30Stavros Halkias?

  I tried to get him away from Kamala Harris. Your, your daughters were voting that they love homos, not me, I'm a red-blooded American.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  I got, I got my tips frosted to look more like Donald Trump. I'm not just a gay Filipino man.

• 6:45Stavros Halkias?

  Get him the Donald Trump commemorative coin that he's selling his fucking.

• 6:49Speaker 03

  And then from there, you, you gotta, he, he can pretend to be a man on the inside. He could run this racket for the rest of the time, you know? He's like, I'm marrying a guy.

• 6:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  Cause I'm, I'm, I'm blowing this shit up from the inside.

• 7:01Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's true. That's a great. Alright, we solved it. We're fucking smart as shit.

• 7:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.