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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:29Caleb Hammer?

  To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. Bummaxing, what are you doing?

• 0:34Speaker 02

  So, uh, I'm getting money from the government.

• 0:36Caleb Hammer?

  But you have a job that doesn't make sense. Are you getting money from the government?

• 0:39Speaker 02

  I lie. Sometimes, like, I'll take a lot of Adderall and I'll, like, [BLEEP] myself off. And like, I'll lose so much [BLEEP] weight from doing that. And it's [BLEEP].

• 0:50Caleb Hammer?

  What? Wait, how often are you [BLEEP] problems?

• 0:52Speaker 02

  At least, like, twice a week.

• 0:54Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, this is very illegal.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  I don't give a [BLEEP].

• 0:56Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so why were you banned from Venmo then, after having sex with this [BLEEP]?

• 0:59Speaker 02

  I ended up just refunding it, saying it wasn't me. I just, like, go homeless maxing when I get blacked out drunk. It's kind of fun.

• 1:06Caleb Hammer?

  This is called being a loser, dude.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  This is real money [BLEEP], you know what I mean?

• 1:12Speaker 02

  I'm not sure I can say that word, but...

• 1:13Caleb Hammer?

  You've been running out of [BLEEP].

• 1:16Caleb Hammer?

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• 1:45Caleb Hammer?

  Rico Suave, 24, Austin, Texas. This is Financial Audit.

• 1:51Caleb Hammer?

  Quick and easy, well done. Rico, uh, thanks for coming in. You know, the internet, love-hate relationship with the Rico Suave. Me personally, more of just a hate relationship with the Rico Suave. You [BLEEP].

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Your mom didn't do that last night, I'll be honest with you. There's no hate relationship with me and your mom, I'll tell you that. Let's just say there was a little bit of back return there, too, with the taxes.

• 2:14Caleb Hammer?

  You're into boomers?

• 2:16Speaker 02

  Course I am. They're the greatest generation. Isn't that what they say?

• 2:20Caleb Hammer?

  I think they call the greatest generation the greatest generation.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  I think they call your mom the greatest generation. I might be your, I might be your dad now, I'm not gonna lie.

• 2:28Caleb Hammer?

  Is that how it works?

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's how it works. I'm, I'm your dad. And as your dad,

• 2:32Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  I'm gonna punish you. You've been very mean to our, our precious Togi, okay?

• 2:38Caleb Hammer?

  What? I was, I was nice to Togi.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  Togi?

• 2:41Caleb Hammer?

  Togi doesn't know who you are, little bro.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Okay, okay. Let's give it a second, okay? Quiet. Timeout, timeout, timeout time? Thank you.

• 2:48Caleb Hammer?

  I'm giving you time, go.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  All right, so you were so mean to Togi. He sat in this little seat while you ran.

• 2:55Caleb Hammer?

  And with that, here's the recap of the last episode of Rico Suave.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Well, I got fired, so, uh, they have a company card, which you use for the, the guests.

• 3:03Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, dude.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  You know, if you want to get them, like, a little gift or something. But in my case, the gift was to me and it was, uh, chicken nug, chicken nuggets.

• 3:10Caleb Hammer?

  Do you still have that credit card? Did you give it back?

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Allegedly, the company card is still on my iPhone still. Allegedly.

• 3:18Caleb Hammer?

  Off your piece of [BLEEP].

• 3:21Caleb Hammer?

  We know that you have paid women, and still do, for intercourse.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  I wish.

• 3:27Caleb Hammer?

  No, we know that, because you've told us that. Your weird rebuttal to it, because you don't know what to say, is that women pay you for sex, meaning that you just said you're a [BLEEP].

• 3:37Speaker 02

  I mean, if you think about it, I am a [BLEEP]. If you think about it. You want to know why, Caleb? Because I exchanged my time for money, just like any prostitute would.

• 3:46Caleb Hammer?

  You have no money. I have your bank accounts. Shut up, you're never getting my contact. I never want it.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  I'm a professional.

• 3:52Caleb Hammer?

  I never want to interact with you again after this.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  We'll talk about it, don't worry.

• 3:57Caleb Hammer?

  We will not. You know? We will not, this will not be discussed.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  You don't know that, you don't know.

• 4:00Caleb Hammer?

  I do, I have control of my life.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  Whatever, whatever.

• 4:04Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so what did I do to your precious Togi? You will never know who you are.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  You scream like a, like, lunch lady, like, lesbian, like, "You spent $1.5 billion on blah, blah, blah? You don't even give this guy healthcare, blah." Like...

• 4:17Caleb Hammer?

  I scream like a lunch lady to every guest ever, including you last year. What do you think happens? That's the show.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  It's just how your mom screamed to me last night, I'm not gonna lie.

• 4:26Caleb Hammer?

  You got one bit, huh? You got one bit. I don't think she'd [BLEEP] someone that got fired from Tesla.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  Look, well, I guess your standards are pretty low. Um, same thing with, uh, your...

• 4:35Caleb Hammer?

  Who gets fired from Tesla, working on the [BLEEP] line?

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Look.

• 4:38Caleb Hammer?

  What's wrong with you? You're pathetic.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  We got our challenges here, okay? But I'll tell you what, the challenges of working for you, I saw the wage sign of $7.25 an hour, or whatever the hell that is. $7.25 an hour? By the bathroom.

• 4:51Caleb Hammer?

  No.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Where the [BLEEP] is that? Oh my god.

• 4:52Caleb Hammer?

  Out there?

• 4:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, $7.25.

• 4:55Caleb Hammer?

  The thing you have to have? Here, insert the picture now from our hallway.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:59Caleb Hammer?

  The thing you legally have to have that says, "If you are being paid lower than this, report it, because you're being paid under the federal minimum wage." Yes, you have to have that in your business.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  Dude, I don't get this guy. Okay, get this guy. Okay, this guy pays his employees $7.25 an hour.

• 5:12Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 5:12Speaker 02

  It's like, hey, I want to go get a pizza. I want a [BLEEP] a little schnitzel, okay? But then this guy over here gives you scrap metal for your breakfast, and then he tells you you can't go spend, you know, 15 bucks at Taco Bell. I'm, I'm sorry, but is this not 2026? I mean, Jesus. I mean, I thought genderfication came to Austin. Apparently, it hasn't came to you yet. Let's get some, let's get some on the upper echelon here, okay, man? What are you doing? I guess that cookbook ain't doing too well, but I'll tell you what. This is, you're already cooked.

• 5:42Caleb Hammer?

  It's free.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  The cookbook is free? Makes sense.

• 5:45Caleb Hammer?

  Rico, what do you do for a living?

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Jobs don't matter, okay?

• 5:48Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, well, they actually do in order to pay, even at $7.25.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  Okay, do you see this cup here? Your little sponsor? In fact, I actually met the guy at the bar that is affiliated with this company. You see what this is?

• 5:59Caleb Hammer?

  I'm affiliated with that company.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  Some people look at this as like it holds liquid, right? And that's the people inside your, in your little company over here. They call Hammer Media. Well, I'm gonna hammer it to the ground with this little analogy. They want to leave, man. They only want to escape, you know? Nothing stays inside of a container. It only wants to go. Go home, right? And I want to go home, too.

• 6:19Caleb Hammer?

  Where's home?

• 6:20Speaker 02

  Um, uh, Austin.

• 6:22Caleb Hammer?

  Well, you are home then, so, well, your analogy makes no sense. Where are you trying to get to, Rico?

• 6:26Speaker 02

  I guess I did not get, realize I was on the, the, the grammar [BLEEP] show, okay? Jesus Christ.

• 6:31Caleb Hammer?

  Cut the grammar [BLEEP]. You're making an analogy for your life, and then you concluded with, "You're trying to get home." But your home is here.

• 6:37Speaker 02

  I thought, are you like a music composition major or some [BLEEP]?

• 6:40Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, I'm a major at 30, when I haven't been in college in 18, 31, sorry. When I haven't been in college in nine years. Yes, that's my major.

• 6:48Speaker 02

  Okay, were you, like, bullied as a kid? Because I could see it a little bit.

• 6:52Caleb Hammer?

  I was unfortunately...

• 6:54Speaker 02

  Unfortunately?

• 6:54Caleb Hammer?

  Believe it or not, from this show, more so the bullying.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  The bully?

• 7:00Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  That makes sense, you know?

• 7:02Caleb Hammer?

  I changed my ways, now it's just bully for financial reasons.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  You know what's funny? I think we've all seen the story before. People of the audit, uh, financial audit world. Anytime there's a big bully, there's a little, there's a little one inside, right? You know? And so you just got to poke the bear a little bit.

• 7:16Caleb Hammer?

  There's a little bully inside my big bully ass?

• 7:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, you, you dress behind those, whatever, what they, those 5'4" club clothes, whatever.

• 7:25Caleb Hammer?

  It's made well. What's the issue?

• 7:27Speaker 02

  What is that? I don't know.

• 7:28Caleb Hammer?

  Clothing brand, it's, it's fine.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  You look like you're Moroccan or something. Are you, you're...

• 7:32Caleb Hammer?

  Moroccans are attractive.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  They're okay. What are you, you're like Native American, right?

• 7:36Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, 25%ish.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  What is it, like, Cherokee?

• 7:39Caleb Hammer?

  So how do you make your money, buddy? Because that's what I need to know going into Financial Audit. I appreciate you trying to be the host.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  Welcome back to Rico Audit. Today, we're interviewing...

• 7:48Caleb Hammer?

  Buddy, I need to know how you pay your bills. I need to know anything that's going on. Listen, you had a leasing consultant job just last week.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:56Caleb Hammer?

  So, because we don't allow people to come on who don't have a job. Now, you would be more of an exception, because this is a follow-up, so I want to see where you are.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:02Caleb Hammer?

  But less than that, you had a job when you, when we were talking to you about coming on the show, and you lost it right before coming here. You had that last week. It's the middle of this week. What the [BLEEP] happened, Rico Suave? Did you steal money on their credit card like you did last time?

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm trying to bum max right now here. Okay, Mr. Mr. Hammer, whatever your middle, what's your middle name?

• 8:22Caleb Hammer?

  Joshua.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Joshua Hammer? Well, guess what? I don't know if there's a, a book on Joshua in the Bible, but if it's anything like Noah's Ark, it's about a, you know, you're, you're not, and you're gonna need a ship for this one, baby, because I'm gonna, you're gonna need something to save you, okay? I'm trying to bum max, baby, okay? I'm taking federal...

• 8:38Caleb Hammer?

  For a half a week?

• 8:39Speaker 02

  Half a month, at least.

• 8:41Caleb Hammer?

  It was last week you had this job, buddy.

• 8:43Speaker 02

  I never got fired from it.

• 8:45Caleb Hammer?

  Did you just leave, then?

• 8:47Speaker 02

  I never got fired from it.

• 8:48Caleb Hammer?

  Did you just leave, then?

• 8:49Speaker 02

  I don't think I did. I was, I was...

• 8:51Caleb Hammer?

  So right now, you're on payroll, and you're not showing up, and you will be fired soon.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 8:56Caleb Hammer?

  That's it, that's the thing. Okay, so you'll probably get another paycheck. What are you getting from this job currently?

• 9:01Speaker 02

  $1,400 every two weeks.

• 9:02Caleb Hammer?

  There you go, now, okay, well, you know, for you.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  For me, it's not bad. For me.

• 9:08Caleb Hammer?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  What do you make?

• 9:10Caleb Hammer?

  Call $3,000 a month, a lot more than you.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  You see this guy, he's like walking up in here with his little Moroccan get-to, the rest of his employees here, like, begging for lunch, you know? I see, I saw...

• 9:21Caleb Hammer?

  They get a lunch stipend.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  I saw, I saw, uh, Mr. Club Penguin over here, digging behind the trash bag.

• 9:26Caleb Hammer?

  He's pointing at Brandon.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  Looking for a screw, have spare scraps of pizza.

• 9:31Caleb Hammer?

  That's because he's fat of our show, Fat and Fatter, so yes.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Fat and Fatter, what is this, Dumb and Dumber? What is, what are we talking about here? Jesus.

• 9:38Caleb Hammer?

  Good one.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  Man. I can see why I would never fit into this place.

• 9:42Caleb Hammer?

  When's the last time you showed up to a shift? Well, you were never offered.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  I never was offered, because they discriminate. That's the only problem here. They discriminate.

• 9:49Caleb Hammer?

  Against, not legally, but kind of.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  All right, somebody, somebody...

• 9:54Caleb Hammer?

  Like you.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Somebody, oh, man, you wish, you wish.

• 9:57Caleb Hammer?

  Look, you're... He chugged a beer before filming. No guest has ever done that before.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  Okay, let me ask you this. Like, this guy is a, is a half-glass-empty type of person. You know, actually, I saw this in the comment section the other day. In fact, you probably saw this, too. Caleb Hammer's the type of guy to show up to, uh, a house party and bring his own six-pack and not share with the rest of people. He would just, like, look at you kind of weird.

• 10:17Caleb Hammer?

  I don't drink.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  You don't drink?

• 10:19Caleb Hammer?

  No.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  Why don't you drink?

• 10:21Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, well, one, I don't like the taste.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  You don't like the taste?

• 10:24Caleb Hammer?

  That's mostly it. Yeah.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Okay, you like the taste of, of lying and being deceptive? And being evil?

• 10:30Caleb Hammer?

  What have I lied about? What am I evil about? What have I lied about?

• 10:33Speaker 02

  How, how can you tell me you're not like an alcoholic with, with like that voice you got?

• 10:38Caleb Hammer?

  With the what?

• 10:39Speaker 02

  The voice you got. The little voice you got.

• 10:41Caleb Hammer?

  That's an alcoholic voice?

• 10:42Speaker 02

  "You spent $15 on breakfast, you [BLEEP] evil peasants."

• 10:46Caleb Hammer?

  Sort of like a cartoon voice and an alcoholic voice.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  I was like, oh, I, I saw like a big Scott. Honestly, I was watching by...

• 10:51Caleb Hammer?

  So what's my evil? If you're gonna call me evil, what's evil?

• 10:54Speaker 02

  Your face.

• 10:55Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, Rico.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  I've seen, you know, like this...

• 10:57Caleb Hammer?

  You're not the best.

• 10:58Speaker 02

  Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan here. I love Lindsay Lohan. We, we love her here. Okay, let me finish here, okay? Okay, and I don't need any squealing from you, from the guy that looks like the Jack-in-the-Box emblem or whatever, okay? So, the first thing is here, she showed me your little Netflix portal. Your little Netflix portal. It's all his face. This guy's ego complex is bigger than [BLEEP]. Yeah.

• 11:20Caleb Hammer?

  Is he talking about Hammer Elite?

• 11:21Speaker 02

  Hammer Elite, your little app? I mean, man, you should.

• 11:24Caleb Hammer?

  Or YouTube membership, wherever you choose to be.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, a nice little plug in there.

• 11:28Caleb Hammer?

  That's where Fat and Fatter is, yes.

• 11:29Speaker 02

  Fatter and Fatter?

• 11:30Caleb Hammer?

  Show fa- it's a fan favorite.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  Man, I was already thinking in my head before you said it. Um, anyways, so your little app.

• 11:36Caleb Hammer?

  Well, I'm Fatter, of Fat and Fatter, yes.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Fat and Fatter, you should get on the Ozempic, Ozempic. But anyways, here it is. The little app over here, like, his entire face is like plastered over this entire thing. I mean, like.

• 11:48Caleb Hammer?

  They know what Hammer Elite is. They watch the show. You don't have to sell to them.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  You gotta diversify.

• 11:52Caleb Hammer?

  I appreciate it, but you were saying bum maxing, even though you're kind of making a job, even though you will be fired from that job soon. What is bum maxing?

• 11:58Speaker 02

  Bum maxing is the art of like, not really giving up anymore. You're just like.

• 12:02Caleb Hammer?

  Well, that's not good, because this show's about giving up.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  Read the book, the book, are not giving up.

• 12:08Caleb Hammer?

  Is it about, like, literally giving up on life? I don't think so.

• 12:12Speaker 02

  I mean, man, you say I'm giving up on life. I mean, God, nice Apple Watch. How many calories have you burned besides plugging in to charge that thing?

• 12:19Caleb Hammer?

  Well, today it's pretty early in the morning, so not much.

• 12:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah, that's the other thing. They made me wake up at like 9:30. You think bum maxers like waking up this early?

• 12:27Caleb Hammer?

  No, so you probably shouldn't be a bum maxer.

• 12:29Speaker 02

  I should be a bum maxer. I mean, god damn.

• 12:32Caleb Hammer?

  My Oura ring has my fitness activity at 81 as my overall score out of 100. Because I'm relatively, I, I like being active after work, but here's the thing. I eat like shit. That's my problem. You can't outwork a bad diet.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  Oh, don't worry.

• 12:46Caleb Hammer?

  That's right. I will never touch you, your hands.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  Okay, you, you could touch these hands once, like, give me a little, little punch in the face there. God, I could give you a couple of shiners right there. They're gonna make a shining part two after I'm done with you. That's what I'm gonna say. Anyways, your little app sucks.

• 13:02Caleb Hammer?

  No, bum maxing, stay on topic. I don't care. Yes, Hammer Elite, great, great, great. It's an awesome, check it out. Uh, buddy, bum maxing, what are you doing?

• 13:10Speaker 02

  So, uh, getting money from the government. It's been like.

• 13:13Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, no, but you have a job that doesn't make sense. How are you getting money from the government?

• 13:17Speaker 02

  I lie.

• 13:20Caleb Hammer?

  You're saying that on camera? Uh, okay, what, what have you lied about? What are you getting, Rico?

• 13:26Speaker 02

  So, like, the government, I got fired from my last job, unfortunately.

• 13:31Caleb Hammer?

  I'm confused, okay. What? Okay, because you're, okay. He was fired from his last job a few months ago, but you're currently at the job where you're making 3,000 a month, right?

• 13:38Speaker 02

  Basically, yeah.

• 13:39Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, what was the job you were fired from, Rico?

• 13:41Speaker 02

  I was a remote salesperson.

• 13:43Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, my goodness, that's what we talked about you potentially doing.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  I know.

• 13:47Caleb Hammer?

  And you're fired? Why?

• 13:49Speaker 02

  Look, it, it takes two to tango, okay? In this economy, your little $15, you can't afford a $15. I don't want to afford my $15 lunch, baby, okay?

• 13:57Caleb Hammer?

  It was a $28 lunch is what we complained about.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  $28 lunch, excuse me.

• 14:00Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, sure. Two to tango, but what does you having a lunch have to do with sales?

• 14:04Speaker 02

  Sales? Uh, me having a lunch and working with sales? I, I'm, I'm not sure what you're asking.

• 14:09Caleb Hammer?

  Why'd you get fired?

• 14:10Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  I made a couple inappropriate statements, HR. Um, and, uh.

• 14:17Caleb Hammer?

  Pause, let's bring in Valeria.

• 14:20Caleb Hammer?

  All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome off camera, but on the mic, uh, our head of HR, Valeria. Um, so where we just handed off, he got fired from a job two months ago. I asked why, I said he made a couple inappropriate comments to HR. I immediately paused to bring you in so that he can say what he said to HR while HR's in the room. What did you possibly say to your HR?

• 14:40Speaker 02

  Uh, honestly, I found her like kind of attractive, I'm not gonna lie. So like, I think the first thing I kind of said to her was like, oh, you look kind of good today. And she's like, oh, thank you. And like, I'm, I'm a people person, okay? So like, I like to get to know somebody, okay? Like, you're wearing the Italian flag, oh, you're Italian, right?

• 14:58Caleb Hammer?

  He's also an alleged waiter, so be aware.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  Alleged, alleged, let's, let's, let's use some, how about you allegedly get some more time and a half for your employees? They're working double time for you, man. Anyways, speaking of double time, look at your waistline, god damn. Anyways, I was, I was talking to her and I was like, yo, like, I love your dress. Like, do you wear that often? And she started like, give me this, like, weird like shoulder shrug. I didn't know that meant.

• 15:21Caleb Hammer?

  So pause there, pause there. Okay, he does that to you at the workplace?

• 15:25Speaker 03

  Well, even, even, even without him doing all of that and giving me more information, just as he was describing the story, his body language and like even some gestures here. I'm like, what is going on? What is going on?

• 15:39Speaker 02

  You got some psycho analysts here?

• 15:41Speaker 03

  I'm already, you're not even friendly with me like that, but I'm already feeling like, oh, okay, it's, it's starting to border inappropriate.

• 15:48Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, okay, continue your story. So what happened next?

• 15:51Speaker 02

  So basically, I was like, okay, like, do you wear that dress often? And she's like, no. I'm like, man, I really like to see you that wear that more often, right? And then I tried to give her a little twirl, a little.

• 16:02Speaker 03

  No, you did not.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Do a little twirl for me, right? And then she wouldn't do it. And then I was like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, I go on Sixth Street every, every weekend. And I'm like, yo, chica bonita, suavocita, come over here, mamacita, right?

• 16:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, and that's not in the workplace.

• 16:20Speaker 02

  I know women don't appreciate respect, but sorry, Rico can't flirt a little bit? We should be able to look at a little porn at work. I'm sorry. Jesus, camera over the phone, come on, we like to bring it home.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Have you heard of harassment?

• 16:34Speaker 02

  I haven't heard of that word, ever.

• 16:35Caleb Hammer?

  That's why everything's alleged currently.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  Allegedly, I love that word.

• 16:39Caleb Hammer?

  As you guys remember.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  What was the reason for termination, harassment?

• 16:42Speaker 02

  Well, that, and, I mean, I wasn't making shit for the company. I was basically bum maxing. That's where this all started, by the way. So essentially, all I had to do was make like 80 dials. And I would just like ring the phone and then I'd just hang up before like anything could like actually take place. And then I would just log it as a call. And then they found out about that, not to mention the inappropriate gestures. And honestly.

• 17:05Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, there's more?

• 17:06Speaker 02

  There's so much more.

• 17:07Caleb Hammer?

  Please tell us now.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  I was on the, uh, basically phone with my coworkers and they like read your emails.

• 17:13Caleb Hammer?

  You what?

• 17:14Speaker 02

  They like read your emails.

• 17:15Caleb Hammer?

  You were what with coworkers?

• 17:16Speaker 02

  On my phone with the coworkers, right? Like, like, like FaceTiming on the laptop or whatever. And like, I'm just like talking mad shit. I'm talking like conspiracies, all this shit. And like, I'm an enterta- I'm like the showboat man of, of this company, right? Oh, my God.

• 17:31Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, that's what they employ.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  No, but like, some people like don't know when you're joking.

• 17:35Caleb Hammer?

  And what else? What did you joke about?

• 17:37Speaker 02

  I joked about, I'm Alex Jones. I talked, I joked about they make the frogs gay, right? And like, I was just like.

• 17:45Speaker 03

  How long did you last in this job? Like, were you fired day one, two?

• 17:48Speaker 02

  I think it lasted like seven, eight months, I think.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 17:52Speaker 02

  Six, seven months.

• 17:53Caleb Hammer?

  Go fuck yourself.

• 17:54Speaker 02

  You, you wish.

• 17:55Speaker 03

  Place is tolerant.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  Gen Z, I'm like the youngest guy in here. Wait.

• 17:59Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, no, Mark.

• 18:00Speaker 03

  Mark?

• 18:01Speaker 02

  I'm 24. You see, they discriminate against us, okay? Hey, we need more Gen Z in here, okay?

• 18:07Speaker 03

  Not how discrimination works.

• 18:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, I forgot, we got the expert on the, we got the expert here. Did you not hear what this guy said to, to, uh, Papa Cito over here? Yes, he was stretching this guy, he's working double time. My, my main Mexican over here, worked stretching the light, trying to get on this fatso over here. He's like, oh, I'd like to see you stretch more. What kind of sexual harassment are we working through right now? I mean, god damn.

• 18:31Caleb Hammer?

  That is true. Put, that is true, put in the clip.

• 18:34Speaker 04

  Oh, I like seeing you stretch.

• 18:38Caleb Hammer?

  No fun.

• 18:42Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, clip was put in. Uh, Mark.

• 18:44Speaker 02

  You better, you better spank his ass.

• 18:46Caleb Hammer?

  Speaking of that mic real quick, where, you, you, you could let the audience know how you feel about that.

• 18:51Speaker 04

  Wait, Brandon said that to me?

• 18:53Caleb Hammer?

  No, it's when you're stretching here, I was like.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  This has never happened before.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, he sounds like a victim.

• 19:01Caleb Hammer?

  When you were, when you were turning, I was like, I'd like to see you stretch more.

• 19:04Speaker 04

  Oh, that's what I missed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I couldn't hear him.

• 19:08Caleb Hammer?

  That is true, he did not respond to it, even though he was right in front of me. Uh, let the audience know how you feel about this.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  All right.

• 19:15Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, and there it is.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  Okay, well, I'm glad that.

• 19:18Speaker 03

  No harassment, nothing.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Okay, so, so apparently it's only, it's only sexual harassment if you're handsome, okay? I thought it was the other way around. I thought it was more like.

• 19:27Caleb Hammer?

  Mark is handsome, first of all.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, but I thought if you're ugly, you're gonna be sent to the goddamn, uh, tuggy. You know what I mean? Like, you're gonna be sent to jail, right? So if it's handsome, it's not a crime.

• 19:37Caleb Hammer?

  I, I actually. Okay, what else did you do?

• 19:39Speaker 02

  Uh, I mean, I talked a lot of conspiracies, I flirted with a bunch of girls. Um, I went on this like really weird, uh, drug rant with this random guy from Louisiana I was trying to sell. And so he talked about how like he was doing.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  Didn't even catch that, what?

• 19:53Caleb Hammer?

  Um, a client, he was talking to, he was talking to clients about drugs.

• 19:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 19:58Caleb Hammer?

  And what were you selling?

• 19:59Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 20:00Speaker 03

  Again, how did you last there seven, eight months?

• 20:02Speaker 02

  Yo, I'm not gonna lie, a lot of it was just mental exertion. Like, just like the show where like they beat you down or whatever.

• 20:10Caleb Hammer?

  What were you selling?

• 20:11Speaker 03

  No, no, no, how did they keep you around for seven, eight months?

• 20:14Speaker 02

  How did, I have no idea. I think it's because I'm good look.

• 20:17Caleb Hammer?

  What were you selling, Rico?

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Uh, advertising, basically.

• 20:20Caleb Hammer?

  So no reason to talk about drugs?

• 20:21Speaker 02

  Dude, there's, you gotta get to know the client, baby. Like, and I told you this the first time.

• 20:25Caleb Hammer?

  Have you ever done?

• 20:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've done it, yeah, of course, yeah.

• 20:28Caleb Hammer?

  That, what, no, I was.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  Oh, that was, oh, oh. I'm just practicing, I'm just practicing for the client, okay? I thought we were doing a social experiment, Jesus Christ. This, he sexually harassed a Mexican, okay? Jesus, that's incredible.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  He did not.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  Human resources, you're like the human re- oh, my God, come on, let's get this figured out. Let's get this figured out.

• 20:51Caleb Hammer?

  So Valeria.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  You're fired from the show. And I can't, I don't have that authority, but.

• 20:55Caleb Hammer?

  You don't have this authority, what are you doing here? Oh, my God. Would we have fired him if he worked here with these?

• 21:01Speaker 03

  Yes, on day one. I feel like this would have come out on day one.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  Just another diversity hire getting sent off the pipe.

• 21:08Speaker 03

  Risk, red flags.

• 21:10Caleb Hammer?

  I think we all agreed, yes, he would be fired, but I brought her in to confirm you got fired for valid reasons, even though we all agree that, yes.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:17Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, thank you, Valeria, thank you. Chad, W is Valeria. Thank you, thank you, thank. Okay, so, okay, you're fired for valid reasons. Now, what?

• 21:25Speaker 02

  Valid, Val, Valeria, okay, I see, I see a little spiff over here, can, continue, okay?

• 21:30Caleb Hammer?

  So what do you do now? What's your current job?

• 21:32Speaker 02

  I'm unemployed.

• 21:33Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, you said you have a job where you're making 3,000 hours a month.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I'm a leasing consultant, my bad.

• 21:38Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, leasing consultant.

• 21:40Speaker 02

  Sorry, I don't remember, I don't, I don't remember, my bad.

• 21:43Caleb Hammer?

  That you have a job? What's a leasing consultant?

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Basically, like, they just like show a bunch of apartments to like random people.

• 21:49Caleb Hammer?

  You do?

• 21:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:50Caleb Hammer?

  So you're not gonna have that job for long?

• 21:51Speaker 02

  You don't know that.

• 21:52Caleb Hammer?

  Well, no, because you're not showing up to the job. But we'll put that as your income for now, Rico. So bum maxing, you said you're getting money from the government, that is obviously concerning. What the is that?

• 22:03Speaker 02

  So you just gotta, honestly, the government, like, they're so slow at shit. Like, they don't even know that I'm, I'm technically employed right now.

• 22:10Caleb Hammer?

  Except for when it comes to you owing taxes to them? Yes, they're very slow.

• 22:14Speaker 02

  Don't remember that being recalled, but I do remember bum maxing as a credible source of tax evasion. So if you look.

• 22:23Caleb Hammer?

  Look at the camera, look at me.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  What are we looking at?

• 22:26Caleb Hammer?

  I don't, you were looking over there, just look at me, buddy. What are you getting from the government?

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Food stamps.

• 22:35Caleb Hammer?

  Why? Why possibly?

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Poppy has to make some carne asada tacos once in a while, okay? I don't know what you're eating.

• 22:44Caleb Hammer?

  Why was going out to eat thirty percent of your spending then?

• 22:47Speaker 02

  I have no idea. I just like to go out.

• 22:50Caleb Hammer?

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• 23:34Caleb Hammer?

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• 24:19Caleb Hammer?

  Well, they're gonna force you to use it his way. That's not very personal finances. Rocket Money, they got a lot of commercials, but they're owned by Rocket Mortgage. Guess what they want to sell you in the end? Then there's the new guy on the block, Monarch. Hundreds of millions of dollars of private equity raising so far. But private equity doesn't have the best track record when it comes to private data. That's why I like Dollar Wise. Built by these people just like you, for people just like you. No private equity, no gimmicks, just the best budgeting app there is. Download it now, start the free trial, DollarWise.com, link in the description below. Look, look, as a society, ladies and gentlemen, the people that got angry at me for saying,

• 25:00Caleb Hammer?

  there's actually no fraud, it's just a conspiracy, you're just trying to hurt minorities and poor people. He's, he is a minority. He is a poor person. By his own choices and actions, why the are we funding people like this? If he can get food stamps, what the? When there's someone with even a slight amount of intelligence, like imagine what they could do. What the are we doing? How much are you getting in food stamps?

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Three hundred bucks a month.

• 25:24Caleb Hammer?

  I'm gonna absolutely, how this country's, we're almost at two fifty, we're not gonna make it out of there two fifty.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  It's better than your like psycho military veterans that go in like and.

• 25:33Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, shut up. You're not the guy to talk about that. You are a scammer.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  If I'm a, if I'm a military veteran.

• 25:39Caleb Hammer?

  What is this? Why are you doing like Trump gestures?

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, no, I'm sorry. You're the one that's trying to get all these like Fox News tidbits on like, oh, we're employing these people. Were you trying to get a Fox News invite or some shit?

• 25:49Caleb Hammer?

  Employing these people?

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, this little Trump, uh, uh, uh, no.

• 25:52Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 25:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 25:54Caleb Hammer?

  What are you saying?

• 25:55Speaker 02

  What are you saying? Anyways, I don't.

• 25:57Caleb Hammer?

  You're doing Trump motions, but then you like fuck swear your body like a gay guy.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  You'll fuck you. You wish I was gay. Anyways, this is, this is my dressing though right here. This is the, you got three chances, Hammer, okay? And I'm gonna tell you what, you got one left. You got one.

• 26:11Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, what?

• 26:11Speaker 02

  You tell, and tell him I'll punch you.

• 26:14Caleb Hammer?

  You know, I, I.

• 26:14Speaker 02

  I'm gonna punch you in the face.

• 26:17Caleb Hammer?

  I have a button now, and if I press it, he comes in here with a gun.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Oh, nice. Let me guess, your boyfriend? I mean, goddamn, nice job.

• 26:23Caleb Hammer?

  My goodness, you're impossible to have a conversation with.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  Where's that little like powder or whatever, your little like gamer subs, your little like, you threw that on a poor guy?

• 26:32Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, right here, here you go. You get a free thing of gamer subs and not throwing it at you.

• 26:35Speaker 02

  Let me see, I wanna hit, I wanna whiff.

• 26:37Caleb Hammer?

  Making your energy drinks at home.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 26:40Caleb Hammer?

  That way, it is forty cents a serving with my ten percent discount code. Gamer subs, link in the description below. Get your free samples, it's free packets mailed directly to you with my code Caleb. Figure out what flavor you like, then get this, then you make it home, it's twenty five cents a serving. It's like making your coffee at home, no more stopping and getting into bullshit. There you go.

• 26:54Speaker 02

  You should call, good God.

• 26:56Caleb Hammer?

  I don't trust you.

• 26:56Speaker 02

  Dragon fruit punch? Oh, Jesus.

• 26:58Caleb Hammer?

  Yummy, don't go, please don't open it now.

• 27:00Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, come on. What we got here?

• 27:02Caleb Hammer?

  How long have you been getting?

• 27:03Speaker 02

  Peptides, steroids, illegal Chinese food.

• 27:06Caleb Hammer?

  How long have you been getting food stamps, Rico?

• 27:08Speaker 02

  I've been getting it for like three months.

• 27:09Caleb Hammer?

  This is for you, just don't open it now.

• 27:10Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 27:11Caleb Hammer?

  Three months, but you got fired two months ago. How have you been on food stamps? What were you making in the sales job?

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Like, you know, thirteen, I mean, I was making two thousand bucks a month, just on the salary. Yeah, what do we, what do we?

• 27:22Caleb Hammer?

  You get anything else from the government?

• 27:24Speaker 02

  Uh, well.

• 27:25Caleb Hammer?

  I'm being told you're being, you, you, you have tried to get the hot meals that are delivered to homeless people.

• 27:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do.

• 27:30Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 27:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, because I'm hungry, okay?

• 27:34Caleb Hammer?

  You already have food stamps!

• 27:35Speaker 02

  I saw.

• 27:35Caleb Hammer?

  And you go out there for thirty percent of your spending!

• 27:38Speaker 02

  I saw, I saw the.

• 27:39Caleb Hammer?

  Try to stay here, Rico. Try to stay in this conversation.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, okay, let me, I'm sorry.

• 27:44Caleb Hammer?

  Actually, what did you see?

• 27:45Speaker 02

  I'm just speaking up for your employees, okay?

• 27:46Caleb Hammer?

  What did you see?

• 27:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, they were with me. They were with me. We were standing in line waiting for Brad, cause this.

• 27:52Caleb Hammer?

  No, it's impossible.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  Bro.

• 27:54Caleb Hammer?

  They get a fifty dollar a month stipend.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  Fifty dollar a month stipend?

• 27:58Caleb Hammer?

  Fifteen dollar a day stipend, sorry.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  Fifteen dollar a day stipend, and you over here bitching about a twenty eight dollar a month. Oh, my God. And, and we all know how expensive Austin is, so these.

• 28:06Caleb Hammer?

  You don't have to go out to eat for a meal.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  These guys are having to spend an extra, extra eight dollars.

• 28:12Caleb Hammer?

  Why do you think you're getting food?

• 28:13Speaker 02

  Spend with eight dollars to invest in the S and P five hundred, you're fifty seven years old.

• 28:18Caleb Hammer?

  First of all, there's five people in this room, four that make over six figures a year. Sorry for the one that doesn't. You'll get there someday. Keep leveling up, Mark, I love you.

• 28:25Speaker 02

  You got this.

• 28:26Caleb Hammer?

  Keep leveling up, you'll get there.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Come on, just let him, let him put his legs on your back.

• 28:30Caleb Hammer?

  They're fine, plus their fifty dollar a month stipend, so obviously shut the up. But if you're trying to take meals that the homeless people are getting, well, we're giving you three hundred dollars a month in food stamps. Which by the way, with the H and B meal plan and everything that we have made, mathematically figured out, you can get three meals a day. Meal prep, snacks, drinks, and desserts.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  And desserts?

• 28:48Caleb Hammer?

  Three hundred dollars a month.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  I think your mom is, is gonna count for dessert, I'll be honest with you, so I hope.

• 28:53Caleb Hammer?

  Rico, you're impossible.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  Goddamn, your mom is impossible too. She showed me this move where she lays on my back.

• 28:59Caleb Hammer?

  Try, I want to see if you're creative enough to come up with anything that doesn't involve my mom or fat.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  Okay, alright, okay.

• 29:04Caleb Hammer?

  Alright, let's see if you're creative enough. So avoid those for a second, that's all you've been able to say for twenty minutes. Why and how often are you trying to get the hot meals that are meant for homeless people?

• 29:13Speaker 02

  Every day.

• 29:14Caleb Hammer?

  No, how does this work? Tell me.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Basically, you go, go on Google, you just look up, I'm homeless, need food, and then.

• 29:21Caleb Hammer?

  You're not homeless, are you?

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Not yet, but I will be soon. We'll find out, we'll find out. I mean, we got Hammer Media.

• 29:29Caleb Hammer?

  You are pathetic.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Dude, you got more square footage, you got more square footage than the UFC White House lawn, okay?

• 29:35Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, you're obsessed with the president. What is going on?

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, you're obsessed with the president. I mean, dude, if anyone's looking for a Fox News tribute over here, it's your ass, okay?

• 29:43Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, I've called into Fox multiple times, okay?

• 29:44Speaker 02

  You've called into Fox? Oh, my God.

• 29:47Caleb Hammer?

  Last weekend, it was one of them, but.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  I bet, well, let me guess, you're just like, you're just like, yeah, like, we gotta, like, these people spend twenty eight dollars a month on lunch and they're lazy.

• 29:56Caleb Hammer?

  No, it actually hasn't been about that, and I'm happy to call in this.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Some of us aren't millionaires, Caleb, okay?

• 30:01Caleb Hammer?

  I got here by working the past few years, buddy, thank you.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  A few years and hiring Mexicans to do all the hard work.

• 30:06Caleb Hammer?

  I'm sorry that I brought in Austin's Mexican.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  Aren't we sick of this shit? Us Mexicans, including myself included, even, even Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay, Lindsay Rodriguez over here.

• 30:16Caleb Hammer?

  She's not Mexican, she's black.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  She is Mexican to me, okay? She's an honorary Mexican.

• 30:20Caleb Hammer?

  Buddy, uh, and I would call into CNBC, CNN if they'd have me, but only Fox is called.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Let me guess, you probably, you probably like come in your shorts to get Kevin O'Leary, call you, won't you? You're, I'm, I'm sure you're into the AI data centers, aren't you? You're like.

• 30:34Caleb Hammer?

  Into? I'm not invested.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  You, you would probably like.

• 30:37Caleb Hammer?

  Rico, stay on subject, buddy. So you go online, you try to get these meals?

• 30:42Speaker 02

  Basically.

• 30:42Caleb Hammer?

  What does that look like? You Google, I'm homeless, help, even though you're not. Go on.

• 30:46Speaker 02

  And I say, I'm looking for food, and then they have like an automatic map. It's called Meals on Wheels or some shit, and then you just go follow the truck.

• 30:55Caleb Hammer?

  Buddy, you're taking from people that actually need shit. You're taking from the resources.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  I need food.

• 31:00Caleb Hammer?

  You can make three thousand a month. You're taking from this. Okay, is there anywhere else you take?

• 31:06Speaker 02

  Where else do I take? I mean, I got this shit from Texas, it was like the Women Medicare or some shit.

• 31:12Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 31:12Speaker 02

  I don't know how the that worked out, so.

• 31:14Caleb Hammer?

  Greg Abbott, what the are we doing?

• 31:16Speaker 02

  I, I thank you, Greg Abbott, honestly, I'm not gonna lie, I love Greg Abbott, he's amazing.

• 31:21Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, he's giving you Women Medicare shit, what is that? What, what happened?

• 31:24Speaker 02

  So basically, like, you know, I applied for it, and I tried getting cash assistance, but I can't. It's basically like Texas Women Healthcare. I got like a pink card, and it has like a health insurance number on it. So I mean, I haven't used it yet, but I'll be one to give you all my free tampons, looks like you can use it, to be honest with you.

• 31:42Caleb Hammer?

  There you go, that's the new burn. You like that? You like that? Oh, that's what it is. It's okay. Yeah, I'm, we have it here. He qualified for the free healthcare, his health insurance card is under the Texas Healthy Women's Fund.

• 31:55Caleb Hammer?

  What the is this?

• 31:59Caleb Hammer?

  What the?

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Amazing.

• 32:00Caleb Hammer?

  This is pathetic.

• 32:01Speaker 02

  This is amazing. Like, people like me need help, Caleb.

• 32:04Caleb Hammer?

  And if you, you are getting actually all the help. You're not the one that. Oh, yeah, even here we go. You're in income-based housing, thanks to my insane property taxes in Austin, Texas. So you're being funded for housing as well.

• 32:15Speaker 02

  I am.

• 32:15Caleb Hammer?

  You're only paying $500 a month in rent because we're subsidizing you. That's crazy. How long have you been in this income-subsidized housing, even though you shouldn't be, you pathetic?

• 32:22Speaker 02

  I'm, uh, four months in, actually, actually, yeah. I mean, maybe you could have, I mean, if he gave me a job, I wouldn't be in this situation. I mean, God, I mean, I'm, that's, it's on you.

• 32:32Caleb Hammer?

  You obviously know that's never gonna happen. You just met the HR.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  It's on you, baby. It's on you, baby. I'll tell you that.

• 32:37Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, no personal responsibility, as usual, Rico. No one's surprised. Okay, uh, okay. This is what confuses me, though. If I'm not mistaken, I mean, I was, I, I would never talk to you in my life off camera, of course, but I was getting updates that you, you like moved to Miami? Or like San Diego and shit after our last filming? What, what happened to you since then?

• 32:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:58Caleb Hammer?

  What did you do?

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. I went to Miami like two or three times.

• 33:02Caleb Hammer?

  You just went to visit?

• 33:03Speaker 02

  Oh, no, I went far by myself.

• 33:05Caleb Hammer?

  Then I don't care.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  It was amazing.

• 33:07Caleb Hammer?

  But you moved somewhere, I thought.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  I moved somewhere?

• 33:09Caleb Hammer?

  Didn't you move to like San Diego?

• 33:11Speaker 02

  No, I want to. I want to. I want to move.

• 33:13Caleb Hammer?

  You left Austin for a long period of time.

• 33:15Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 33:16Caleb Hammer?

  No, I'm, I was told.

• 33:18Speaker 02

  Don't tell Greg, Greg Abbott that, cuz then.

• 33:22Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, cuz you don't qualify for, so this is like, oh, we can't, we have to keep this secret, else you don't qualify.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  That's the issue.

• 33:27Caleb Hammer?

  Where did you move? Come on, where were you? Tell me.

• 33:30Speaker 02

  All right, I was in San Diego.

• 33:32Caleb Hammer?

  That's what I said. How long were you there? How could, you couldn't afford to live there? I'm sure California even gave you better benefits.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  It's easier to bum max out in California.

• 33:39Caleb Hammer?

  Of course it is. Oh.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  I basically just slept at a hostel.

• 33:42Caleb Hammer?

  Hey, every provider in California that's paying an additional 13% in taxes, that's where it's, this is where it's going, by the way. Maybe you should move to here.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 33:50Caleb Hammer?

  Beautiful Austin, Texas.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  Austin, bro.

• 33:51Caleb Hammer?

  Where we still give him some fucking money for some reason.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Dude, like, I thought, they say the red states are bad? No, it's fucking, this is like the final frontier. It's easy to like get government assistance here.

• 34:03Caleb Hammer?

  Trip to San Diego, according to you, was magical. Why?

• 34:06Speaker 02

  Magical? I mean, I had sex with a, there, I'm not gonna lie.

• 34:09Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so allegations, stealing from the government and having sex with, what the is wrong? Used the app called private?

• 34:18Speaker 02

  I love that shit, yeah.

• 34:20Caleb Hammer?

  It's an app?

• 34:21Speaker 02

  It's an app. It's an app. It's a website. It's anything you want. European-based, too.

• 34:29Speaker 02

  So don't tell Caleb's wife.

• 34:32Caleb Hammer?

  Don't?

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Wait, are you married?

• 34:35Caleb Hammer?

  We're not having conversations about my life. Private delights isn't a thing.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  Oh, go on Google. Type in private delights.

• 34:42Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, my goodness. So, okay, so you were just?

• 34:45Speaker 02

  It was fun.

• 34:46Caleb Hammer?

  Which got your Venmo banned?

• 34:47Speaker 02

  It did.

• 34:48Caleb Hammer?

  How? How'd they know? How'd they figure it out?

• 34:50Speaker 02

  After I had sexual relations with that woman.

• 34:55Caleb Hammer?

  Well, first of all, okay, what happened? So you met up with a woman. Was she attractive?

• 34:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, she was cute. She was mad.

• 35:00Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, I don't know if I'm paying for sex with someone who's not even like smoking, but either way, okay.

• 35:04Speaker 02

  She was like, she was a.

• 35:05Caleb Hammer?

  Where'd you meet up?

• 35:06Speaker 02

  A border hopper. Uh, I just met her over her apartment or something like that, yeah.

• 35:10Caleb Hammer?

  And you went in, what happened?

• 35:12Speaker 02

  I mean, basically, here's the funny part.

• 35:14Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, give me the story. What happened?

• 35:16Speaker 02

  So I walked in there, um, like, you know, she was super hot. I was like, hey, that's like, you know, whatever. And I'm just supposed to like just have sex with her for like 400 bucks, right? And she was so attracted to me. She was so attracted to me, like, she.

• 35:31Caleb Hammer?

  You're supposed to use in strippers, like, pretend, right?

• 35:35Speaker 02

  Maybe for people like you, but.

• 35:37Caleb Hammer?

  I'm sure, I'm sure, I mean, relatively, I mean, you're not a bad-looking dude. You just are very, unfortunately, usually a turn-on. But the thing is, like, yeah, she may have been attracted to you, but she's not gonna give you more.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  God, we should talk to your employees about what else you say around here, man. Yeah, goddamn.

• 35:52Caleb Hammer?

  My employees?

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. No, your employees are scared. I'm speaking up for them. We gotta.

• 35:56Caleb Hammer?

  Mika, I'm sorry.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  Union eyes. We gotta union eyes.

• 35:59Caleb Hammer?

  Rico, so you went in there, you fucked her.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  We fucked her.

• 36:02Caleb Hammer?

  Raw?

• 36:03Speaker 02

  No, that was.

• 36:04Caleb Hammer?

  Rico.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  Two weeks ago I did, but.

• 36:05Caleb Hammer?

  Raw?

• 36:06Speaker 02

  No, not that's.

• 36:07Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, you fucked a two weeks ago, raw?

• 36:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did, yeah.

• 36:09Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, how often are you?

• 36:11Speaker 02

  At least like twice a week.

• 36:13Caleb Hammer?

  No, you're not. Where are you finding them?

• 36:15Speaker 02

  Dude, there's like so many, like, there's like, you literally go private, you just find some near you. Like, literally, it's the easiest thing on the planet. I mean, like, you got 200 bucks, right?

• 36:25Caleb Hammer?

  This is very illegal.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  It's not illegal.

• 36:27Caleb Hammer?

  They, they might be trafficked as well, which might be immoral.

• 36:30Speaker 02

  I don't give a.

• 36:30Caleb Hammer?

  I'm with legal provision if it's okay, but also you raw dumping loads?

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Raw dumping loads, I love that.

• 36:36Caleb Hammer?

  That's crazy. No, no, no. Are you raw dumping loads?

• 36:38Speaker 02

  No, because then I would, that would not be good.

• 36:42Caleb Hammer?

  But you're having sex with them without a condom?

• 36:44Speaker 02

  It happens, yeah.

• 36:44Caleb Hammer?

  When's the last time you've been tested?

• 36:46Speaker 02

  I think it's actually been like two months, I think, two months.

• 36:50Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so why were you banned from Venmo then, after having sex with this? The condom?

• 36:53Speaker 02

  So after I had sex with her, like, she like made me, I fucked twice, straight up, twice. She boom, she bang.

• 37:01Caleb Hammer?

  Good for you.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  And after that, I ended up just refunding it, saying it wasn't me.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  So I got, I got it completely free, so I had sex, I had sex with that woman for free. So then afterwards, Venmo like did like an investigation, and like they literally banned me from the app because they.

• 37:27Caleb Hammer?

  Good.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz they thought I was.

• 37:28Caleb Hammer?

  How are you paying for them now? How, how much are you spending a month? Wait, by the way, guys, with hit, go ahead, tell me.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  Say, I was like 1600, maybe.

• 37:36Caleb Hammer?

  That's insane. So we are funding his food stamps and rent control, so he can give more money to, by the way, is how this is mathematically working.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  It's called funding the gig worker. I know you give your little DoorDash driver probably a little spiff about your cookbook, but I actually donate to the gig economy, okay?

• 37:51Caleb Hammer?

  We donate to you through our taxes, to be very clear. That's insane. So you're fully admitting to illegal. That's wonderful.

• 37:58Speaker 02

  You wish.

• 37:58Caleb Hammer?

  Multiple, I wish you did.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  Didn't you say you would support if it was legal?

• 38:02Caleb Hammer?

  Log into, log into private, show me.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 38:06Caleb Hammer?

  Have a little peek. Have a little peek. Yeah, I did it. Used to go through people's phones when we filmed with Rico the first time. And now? It's a different day. It's a different era.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  You're gonna lose your mind.

• 38:17Caleb Hammer?

  There's a lot I wanna go through. I'm gonna go through most of it on the post-show, in that thing called Hammer Elite that he was talking about. Are you in?

• 38:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:24Caleb Hammer?

  Well, what are you doing?

• 38:25Speaker 02

  So you get like.

• 38:26Caleb Hammer?

  Swiping shit.

• 38:29Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, why aren't you signed in? Sign in.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  Sign in?

• 38:31Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, my God. Yes, Rico. So when your job sees this and fires you, I think that will be fair. So your income will be zero, and we'll probably get you on unemployment, which is actually really pathetic, that we would even do that and support you like that. Uh, Greg Abbott, please watch this, and please, please, please, please.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  Greg Abbott, stand up for my right.

• 38:50Caleb Hammer?

  Get him off the programs. This is absolutely insane.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  That photo?

• 38:56Speaker 02

  It's his back. I guess that's good. Do they choose, or do you book him no matter what?

• 39:00Caleb Hammer?

  City. Austin, San Diego, Miami, Oklahoma.

• 39:04Speaker 02

  Ooh, I like that one.

• 39:06Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, are you, do you?

• 39:07Speaker 02

  Yourself?

• 39:08Caleb Hammer?

  I've asked about it. I've asked about it.

• 39:11Speaker 02

  Well, why are you getting reviews?

• 39:12Caleb Hammer?

  No, I should, I should.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  They give you a discount sometimes.

• 39:15Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, such an incredible experience with such a beautiful girl. Oh, that's reviews you did?

• 39:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:20Caleb Hammer?

  You're leaving reviews?

• 39:21Speaker 02

  Of course I am.

• 39:22Caleb Hammer?

  What the?

• 39:23Speaker 02

  You know, I leave reviews.

• 39:24Caleb Hammer?

  Made me crazy when she answered the door in her lingerie, and her body is tight and fit and, oh, my gosh.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  There we go. There we go.

• 39:30Caleb Hammer?

  This is crazy.

• 39:31Speaker 02

  This is good.

• 39:32Caleb Hammer?

  He actually is.

• 39:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, this is, this shit's better than your comment section, I'll tell you that.

• 39:38Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, there she is. That's what he, ew, that's what he's into, I guess. Yikes. No offense.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  You wish.

• 39:46Caleb Hammer?

  I, I wish what? What do I wish, Rico?

• 39:48Speaker 02

  God, you wish, you wish you could have mamacitas like that?

• 39:51Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, it's not. No, I don't.

• 39:54Speaker 02

  Okay. Doesn't that look good? Isn't that something you wanna be doing?

• 39:58Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, dude, you're, dude, this is crazy, man. No, no, cuz this feels, feels like a quick way to like, actually, like AIDS.

• 40:05Speaker 02

  No way. I will find out when I get tested. Maybe, do you have a doctor?

• 40:09Caleb Hammer?

  Call yourself Drake. Here it is. Here's his email and phone number bleeped out. But hey, my name is Drake, just trying to look for a gal. Hope you like my body pics. Good death.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, you like the body face?

• 40:19Caleb Hammer?

  I take. Honestly, I'm trying to get to your messages, but I don't know how the site.

• 40:23Speaker 02

  No, you message them like on your phone or whatever. So like, you just, you, you basically like submit like a request to get screened, and then you tag your phone number, your email, and then you reach out to them.

• 40:35Caleb Hammer?

  What, what is FBSM?

• 40:37Speaker 02

  I don't know what that is.

• 40:38Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, I'm just gonna do escort, right? Cuz that's.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 40:44Caleb Hammer?

  This is crazy.

• 40:47Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, my gosh. Oh, bleep those. Those are actual tits.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. We got some Russian prazis over there, so.

• 40:53Caleb Hammer?

  Are you afraid of them being trafficked in a moral? Like, that's why I want.

• 40:56Speaker 02

  I talked to these women, and they say that they're completely fine with it.

• 41:00Caleb Hammer?

  Brother, you think that's true?

• 41:01Speaker 02

  Some of them got saved from Ukraine. They were like, oh, yeah.

• 41:04Caleb Hammer?

  Saved by who, and now what are they paying to make sure it continues?

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Is it a handjob or a hand grenade, you know?

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Handjob or hand grenade, I'm not gonna lie, so it's up to them.

• 41:15Caleb Hammer?

  Brother, this is crazy. I bet you've messaged this one. Let's see.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  Let me see.

• 41:20Caleb Hammer?

  Have you messaged this one? She's the attractive one on there.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  Ooh, no, she's expensive. I think she's like 600.

• 41:27Caleb Hammer?

  How do you know?

• 41:28Speaker 02

  How much is that? How much?

• 41:29Caleb Hammer?

  He does know the number. He knew the number. That's her number.

• 41:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's expensive.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  You can get like a handjob for like 200 bucks to make a hot Russian woman. And if they like you, they'll let you make out with them.

• 41:43Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, that's it? Just handjobs? I thought it was the?

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Well, like that too, but like 200 bucks handjob, you know, 300, but you're not gonna get like a hotter woman, per se.

• 41:52Caleb Hammer?

  For sex?

• 41:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:54Caleb Hammer?

  You can't pay like a thousand?

• 41:56Speaker 02

  A thousand is too much. I mean, unless you're having like a, like Russian orgy, then okay, but like, I'm, I'm not dropping that.

• 42:02Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, he just added one today.

• 42:04Speaker 02

  No way.

• 42:05Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, he just added one on Snap. Today. He's gonna be paying for a. Later. Me.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. Give me my phone back.

• 42:13Caleb Hammer?

  No.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  Give me my phone back.

• 42:15Caleb Hammer?

  Who's this? Oh, hopefully not.

• 42:19Caleb Hammer?

  Offense.

• 42:22Caleb Hammer?

  This? Yeah, she, yeah, she looks like it. Dude, he's paying for all these women. Oh, he just goes through them.

• 42:30Speaker 02

  There's a lot.

• 42:31Caleb Hammer?

  Uh-oh, this person blocked you.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  Uh-oh.

• 42:33Caleb Hammer?

  What did you?

• 42:37Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, and here's one. Here's one that he was meeting up with. He sent it all this shit. Sent the app. She sent the address. He showed up and he [__] her. He [__] the thick one.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  Oh shit, I remember her too.

• 42:50Caleb Hammer?

  So you're really just like, I mean, you don't.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  That one's from Minnesota. That one's from Minnesota.

• 42:54Caleb Hammer?

  Sex with her?

• 42:55Speaker 02

  Oh, she's Latina. That's number one, but she's Nicaraguan. She's so [__] short, bitch.

• 43:01Caleb Hammer?

  This is crazy shit you got going in here.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Look, are you just, are you memorizing over there or what?

• 43:06Caleb Hammer?

  Huh?

• 43:07Speaker 02

  You memorizing or what?

• 43:08Caleb Hammer?

  No, I'm going through your shit. No, we'll go through more in the post show. Uh, cause I just saw his Instagram and oh, it's crazy. Um, oh, full body central massage is FBSM, I'm being told. Okay. So, I don't know, man. This is kinda crazy. You're complaining about, you're on government assistance and everybody whatsoever. You spend sixteen hundred bucks a month on That's

• 43:31Speaker 02

  It's great. You should try it. I mean, Togi does the same thing. It's like, you know, you gotta release that energy. You know what I mean? You got a lot of built up anchor.

• 43:38Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. So this is, uh, the weird thing is like, I wanted to know what you've been up to this last year. You're not telling me very well, but the thing is, um, you were posting videos and things that were weird. And so we're gonna, I wanna go through them now. I haven't seen it. They've talked about it. I've heard the rumors and whatnot. So I need to see what's going on. We'll play these on screen with y'all.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  Let's take a look. Go check out my latest posts. Um, I'm getting into conspiracy TikTok. Um, my favorite conspiracy so far has been the, uh, Lost Dutchman State Park one over in Phoenix, Arizona. Apparently there's some lost gold over there. Uh, we'll have to go find it. We'll do a little trip together, a little field trip. Yo, how did I get [__] used on this platform? I'm trying to get sponsored by

• 44:23Speaker 02

  Uh, this is really hard. Uh,

• 44:24Caleb Hammer?

  This is true.

• 44:25Speaker 02

  Job. I don't have any income coming in besides from food stamps unemployment. So if someone could tell me what I could do to bum max. So I don't have to pay my bills anymore and I could just have sponsor me, please. Just let me know because I'm done trying.

• 44:41Caleb Hammer?

  That's not funny. It's not cute. It's pathetic and you should be ashamed. Even at twenty-four, what's

• 44:45Speaker 02

  That's like a gambling platform.

• 44:47Caleb Hammer?

  Oh my You are just the worst. You are the worst creation. We need to put you down in Minecraft. This is insane. We, we need to put you out of our misery in Minecraft. This is

• 44:56Speaker 02

  I'm monetized on social media. That's the thing though.

• 44:58Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah. And what pennies are you getting?

• 45:00Speaker 02

  Three cents.

• 45:01Caleb Hammer?

  Exactly.

• 45:03Caleb Hammer?

  Shut the

• 45:04Speaker 02

  Hey, the three cents you put in the S and P five, S and P five hundred.

• 45:08Caleb Hammer?

  S, S, S, S P N P?

• 45:10Speaker 02

  God.

• 45:10Caleb Hammer?

  Shut the [__] up. You don't know what you're talking about.

• 45:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, were you just

• 45:12Caleb Hammer?

  And you were on unemployment too?

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 45:15Caleb Hammer?

  I hate you. I hate our system. I'm done. Cut the whole thing. Let the states run it. This is [__] insane. Okay.

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Man.

• 45:22Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, sorry. No, no, I'm not that libertarian.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  Raising sky's right hand, if you know what I mean. Jesus, Jesus.

• 45:27Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, it is people like you that pushes me.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  Caleb.

• 45:29Caleb Hammer?

  It is people like you that pushes me to wanna slash everything. And then I have to just bring myself back to reality and there are good people that deserve things, but this is insane that we go through. Okay. What's the second one?

• 45:38Speaker 02

  Great job. I'm gonna invite you.

• 45:39Caleb Hammer?

  Shut the [__] up. I'm watching.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  Not proud of it, man enough to admit it. I blacked out a bar and I have no idea if I paid my ten dollars tab or not. Oh shit. I'm not proud of it, man enough to admit it. I've been on unemployment for three months. Uh, not proud of it, man enough to admit it. I don't wanna get a job.

• 45:59Caleb Hammer?

  That's not

• 46:00Speaker 02

  That's

• 46:01Caleb Hammer?

  It's not funny.

• 46:02Speaker 02

  It's not funny for you, but for me it is. Okay?

• 46:06Caleb Hammer?

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• 46:44Caleb Hammer?

  But you're in luck. My newly revamped hammer quiz, in just two minutes, you'll know just how naughty or nice your finances look. And if you've taken it before, look out for some new and huge improvements. Oh, and I have a special surprise for anyone who takes the quiz. Click the link in the description to learn more. Take the quiz, take advantage of fifty percent off and finally unf [__] finances for good. If you or your child spent years growing up on social media and experienced serious mental health struggles, you should hear this. Recently, a jury ordered Meta and YouTube to pay millions for their role in designing and promoting addictive platforms.

• 47:22Caleb Hammer?

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• 47:46Speaker 02

  We, are we speaking the same?

• 47:48Caleb Hammer?

  Can we make sure he's in the system so he never gets benefits? If he dies starving on the street, that's his fault and problem.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  I'll just use my brother's name, man.

• 47:56Caleb Hammer?

  Let him learn. Oh my, yeah. Yeah. Just commit fraud and go to jail. That'd be wonderful.

• 48:00Speaker 02

  Easy. I'm learning from the best.

• 48:01Caleb Hammer?

  You are discussing who's the best.

• 48:03Speaker 02

  This, who?

• 48:03Caleb Hammer?

  This, who?

• 48:04Speaker 02

  This show literally teaches you how to scam the system. Guys, this is why I'm a bum maxer. Why the [__] do you wanna go work? Anywhere, make fifty grand a year, get taxed up that ass.

• 48:15Caleb Hammer?

  No goals?

• 48:16Speaker 02

  Bum max.

• 48:17Caleb Hammer?

  So what? For what? What's the life you're trying to live?

• 48:20Speaker 02

  Moved to Mexico. Is the shit's the same, but I wanna bum max. So I'm doing it. I, it's like being a jabroni. You know what I mean? It's like you, you smoke a little J. You go, you sing away.

• 48:29Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, but how do you afford the J? You still have to like pay for it.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  We gotta request it from the government. That's, that's where you

• 48:34Caleb Hammer?

  You're not gonna, I don't think that's

• 48:36Speaker 02

  You gotta request. You gotta be like, I didn't work, you know, it, no money underneath the table, blah, blah, blah. It's, it's, it's a seamless system. Okay? We're just on different ends, ends on the, the wavelength here. Okay? Yo, guess who just got ten mo furs. I did not go to sleep last night. That does not stop me from drawing a white cloud. Okay, fellas in Such a loser.

• 48:59Caleb Hammer?

  I love that.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  Be on top of the [__] world. We need to be on [__] prison zone because we accidentally fell asleep by a tree that one night and got severe acne in my legs, but let's [__] kill it. That was a night.

• 49:12Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, wait, wait, whoa, hold on. Okay. So you're an actual pathetic loser too?

• 49:16Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 49:16Caleb Hammer?

  You're just like out there falling asleep in a tree. Cause you're like taking shit?

• 49:19Speaker 02

  I was practicing because of, of your ass. When, when I get my, when I get, when I get my benefits canceled from people like him, I got, I got, I might have to sleep by a tree. I might have to knock on his little dory over here and I have to be like, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up?

• 49:35Caleb Hammer?

  Texas, you will be shot.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  No, you wish. Yeah. The only guns that I got, the red shirt are right here.

• 49:40Caleb Hammer?

  Ah, you are the worst. Let's watch the final.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  I'm on Ashwagandha.

• 49:43Caleb Hammer?

  Last one.

• 49:45Speaker 02

  Prostitutes for like two hundred dollars and she let me [__] her and make out with her. So it was kind of a win-win.

• 49:51Caleb Hammer?

  She wanna kiss a

• 49:52Speaker 02

  She's hot. Anyways, um, I hope I don't die of AIDS. Anyways, um, waiting for my Uber to pick me up. Uh, it's like four o'clock in the morning. Uh, anyways, I wanna thank the government for paying for that prostitute. Cause I'm Thank you, Obama. They, yes, it is true. And he is fully admitting it. I didn't even see those. That's crazy.

• 50:14Caleb Hammer?

  That's what bum maxing is. Okay. Either you, you, you enjoy it or whatever.

• 50:18Speaker 02

  Okay, but I'm being told you're also gay maxing.

• 50:19Caleb Hammer?

  What's the [__] is gay maxing?

• 50:22Speaker 02

  I don't know. I was told you were gay maxing.

• 50:24Caleb Hammer?

  What the hell is that? I mean, I might have an

• 50:27Speaker 02

  You have a lot of gay guys hitting on you. So you're trying to gay max?

• 50:31Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  What does that turn out to?

• 50:33Caleb Hammer?

  So I, what it basically means is, uh, you take advantage of the fact that someone's gay and then you basically get like free shit from them. But you gotta like, you gotta like, you know,

• 50:44Speaker 02

  You have no more.

• 50:45Caleb Hammer?

  You gotta, you, you gotta be careful. Okay?

• 50:48Speaker 02

  So

• 50:49Caleb Hammer?

  No one's gonna, not, not everyone's like you. They're not just gonna [__] you.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  No, that's the thing though. I'm [__] scared of gay guys. I'm, I don't [__] like them.

• 50:57Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 50:58Speaker 02

  They're [__] aggressive dude. I don't wanna be around them, but

• 51:01Caleb Hammer?

  But say no, stand up for yourself. Have some kind of, uh, agency to say no.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Well, dude, that's the thing. You gotta be, dude, you actually gotta be careful.

• 51:08Caleb Hammer?

  Be clear. Say no.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  My, dude, my neighbor, dude, he's a [__] weirdo. So like

• 51:13Caleb Hammer?

  Right? Cause he's gay?

• 51:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, a hundred percent. But he, I get cigarettes from him. I like ciggies and I was like, yo, like, can I get a cig? He's like, sure. And I'm an open person. I go and talk to anybody, right? I don't give a [__], but like the moment you talk to a gay guy, they're just like, oh, you wanna [__] me? Don't you? I'm like,

• 51:32Caleb Hammer?

  No, okay. You're saying no, cause that's the thing.

• 51:34Speaker 02

  Then that's what I realized. Like, oh, I could just take advantage of this. Like, I could just be like,

• 51:38Caleb Hammer?

  But that doesn't make the gay people bad inherently. Yes, if they think you're flirting.

• 51:42Speaker 02

  Ask, ask Jesus. I don't know. That's, that's kinda

• 51:44Caleb Hammer?

  Sure, from a religious perspective, but I'm just saying out in society, no one's gonna, most, they're likely not going to [__] you if you say no. So just say no, make clear.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Well, that's

• 51:54Caleb Hammer?

  And they'll be respectful. Typically.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  Okay. So like this is like

• 51:57Caleb Hammer?

  They're a bad person and don't hang out with them.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  Like, this is like how much of a psychopath I am. Like honestly, here's the thing. If I go in and I'll be like, hi, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a straight guy. Um, can I get a cigarette from you? Or can you like bring me to the airport? They're not gonna wanna do it after like the fourth time, right?

• 52:15Caleb Hammer?

  Of course. And that's fair. You're using

• 52:16Speaker 02

  But if you just like, kinda keep yourself like, you know, closeted.

• 52:20Caleb Hammer?

  So you're playing it. You're playing it. Then you face the consequences. No shit. If you are, you, if you are

• 52:25Speaker 02

  Perks.

• 52:26Caleb Hammer?

  Showing a little crack, thinking they're gonna get in the hole. They obviously think at some point they might get in the hole.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's

• 52:32Caleb Hammer?

  That's fair.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  Now I don't want them to get in a hole. That's

• 52:34Caleb Hammer?

  No shit. I wouldn't want them to either, but I would be very clear and not take advantage of them. But I don't think gay guys are bad because of that. Yes. If you lead someone on, they think they're gonna [__] you or you [__] them. I don't know.

• 52:46Speaker 02

  Well, that's the thing though. They, that's like the first thing that goes in their head. Like they're just like

• 52:50Caleb Hammer?

  What do you think gay guys do? This is all they do. They just

• 52:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:53Caleb Hammer?

  But yet you're gonna get AIDS before all of them with your [__] maxing.

• 52:58Caleb Hammer?

  Freak?

• 52:58Speaker 02

  God damn. You, you, you wish you could beat me. I think you're just jealous.

• 53:02Caleb Hammer?

  At pro- Maxing?

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Yes, you're jealous.

• 53:04Caleb Hammer?

  No, I don't want those STDs.

• 53:07Speaker 02

  You're jealous the fact that I have more fun than you. What do you do all day? You like go sit around like reading, like, like-

• 53:13Caleb Hammer?

  Reading is good. You don't like reading? Reading's good for the brain.

• 53:16Speaker 02

  Look, reading was a, was a rudimentary skill I lost back in third grade. Unlike-

• 53:21Caleb Hammer?

  You lost in third-

• 53:22Speaker 02

  I know how to talk to people, okay?

• 53:24Caleb Hammer?

  Do you? You've been bad at this conversation so far. You go down rabbit holes like none other.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:28Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so I'm also being told that in your, you want to move to San Diego again, right?

• 53:31Speaker 02

  I do, I do.

• 53:32Caleb Hammer?

  So maybe that's why I'm trying to get you, I'm trying to make something productive here. Maybe that's why I'm trying to get you. Um, and you're considering old hands maxing? Why does everything have to be maxing in order to do it? What? Oh, he has another beer. We're not gonna put that on camera for monetization reasons. Yeah, why not just drink through it, buddy?

• 53:50Speaker 02

  Let's just drink through it.

• 53:51Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, no, no, not right now. I want you to answer the old hands maxing question.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. Old hands, what's up with old hands?

• 53:57Caleb Hammer?

  I'm being told you're considering that to make your move to San Diego.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  Of course I am, yeah. Like, after all this like-

• 54:03Caleb Hammer?

  But you're gonna have to do some things and men will be your subscribers.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  That's fine, I don't give a-

• 54:08Caleb Hammer?

  It sounded like you gave a there for a bet.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  Well, like, it's different. If it's like in person, I'm like, alright, no, I'm no way, no, no way Jose, right? No way Jose, you're not gonna get in the hole, eh, right? But, and at the same time, like, if they're behind a screen, you gotta know your audience, Caleb. Just like how you like scavenge everybody in your little, little app. Yeah, your little app. You gotta know your audience, right? I know a lot of guys-

• 54:31Caleb Hammer?

  Provide value and if they consider it valuable, they stick around and most do.

• 54:34Speaker 02

  I know, I know a lot of guys are gonna wanna see this physique and they're gonna wanna see what else I got underneath, okay?

• 54:40Caleb Hammer?

  So I have to say this based on everyone thinking I'm a gay man, which is okay, I'm not offended by. I will say I am not a gay man.

• 54:50Caleb Hammer?

  Did you just hear me say I'm not? I was preferencing.

• 54:52Speaker 02

  You're preferencing. You got a preference, it's okay.

• 54:54Caleb Hammer?

  Listen, but I, look, I'm not a gay man, but I can also tell from a societal standard, yes, besides your personality and you taking people without their consent, you are a societal level attractive physique person. So you will get paid subscribers.

• 55:11Speaker 02

  Thank you. I, I appreciate the confidence boost. Here, I wanna-

• 55:13Caleb Hammer?

  I'm on a show.

• 55:14Speaker 02

  I wanna throw another idea at you, so like, here's what I'm-

• 55:18Caleb Hammer?

  But I'm being told you're considering trans maxing.

• 55:20Speaker 02

  That's an idea.

• 55:21Caleb Hammer?

  So what is that? What is-

• 55:23Speaker 00

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• 55:52Caleb Hammer?

  Trans maxing?

• 55:52Speaker 02

  If I put on a wig and like I put on some cheechies or something, you know what cheechies are?

• 55:58Caleb Hammer?

  I don't, I'm assuming tits, cuz you did this.

• 56:02Speaker 02

  I'm sure I'm gonna see you in the OF subscription. You can like dress like a girl and then like these guys are just gonna pay you, right? And you gotta know your audience, Caleb, and you gotta know your audience, right? Just like how you got your little app or your cookbook, whatever. I'm gonna be cooking with gas here, like, I'm not afraid to make money any way I need to, okay? That's the whole point of-

• 56:21Caleb Hammer?

  So what do you think your financial score is zero to 10 today?

• 56:24Speaker 02

  14?

• 56:26Caleb Hammer?

  No, okay, I don't, are you trying to be silly? Stop. What do you think your financial score is zero to 10 today?

• 56:30Speaker 02

  Um, probably two.

• 56:33Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, thank you, and I'm sure it probably went down from last time cuz it doesn't sound like you're doing very well.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  It's amazing.

• 56:39Caleb Hammer?

  What is?

• 56:40Speaker 02

  I just, this financial audit, not fucking-

• 56:42Caleb Hammer?

  You can't go anywhere.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go somewhere. It's called ideas.

• 56:46Caleb Hammer?

  Well, if you wanna figure out your hammer financial score, take the assessment for free at CalebHammer.com. Just takes a few minutes to see where you stand. And again, it's free. You see where you're doing well, where you're doing poorly, CalebHammer.com. And if you don't wanna be like, you guess who ends up on the show and you wanna know where your money's going? Make sure to download the Dollar Wise Budgeting app. It's a free trial. See if it works for you like it does for tens of thousands of monthly active users. And then like most of them, take the annual version cuz it saves almost 50% and you get the budget friendly meal plan signed by me mail directly to you and the digital version of the cookbook as well. That will all go to you if you're an annual version, DollarWise.com, DollarWise that app, link in the description below.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  I was trying to say boobs in the calculator.

• 57:22Caleb Hammer?

  Comedian man.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  What do we got here?

• 57:24Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so-

• 57:25Speaker 02

  30 day budget meal.

• 57:27Caleb Hammer?

  Open to the gayness, by the way, from everything you said. So I need to know-

• 57:30Speaker 02

  Chemicals in the water makes a friggin' frog gay.

• 57:32Caleb Hammer?

  Um, okay, great. If I can get you to do a job, what would you actually enjoy doing? Cuz are you sure you're even gonna enjoy sex work?

• 57:40Speaker 02

  I mean-

• 57:41Caleb Hammer?

  Cuz you might have to do things you don't want to do. That's what a is.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, I don't know. I mean, like, I would, the only thing I would be doing, I'm not sticking anything up any hole, okay?

• 57:51Caleb Hammer?

  They might want you to, though.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  I don't, I'm not doing that, okay? Nothing like that, but I'll, I'll dress some, I'll dress up like a furry, you know, well, I might, you know, drink a little curry, like, you know, whatever. No, that was such a wrong say to saying to say, but whatever.

• 58:05Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so listen, again, you are making 3,000 now, but I highly doubt you're gonna be at this job for long. You lose every job and, I mean, well, I mean, this episode exists, so good the fuck luck. And then somehow you'll actually be on unemployment again, but this first thing, I have, um, Cash App stuff. I need to look at your Cash App app, I'm being told.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  Oh, jeez.

• 58:22Caleb Hammer?

  Money App, Clover, Grants, Float Me, True Finance, Earnin', Tilt Dave, every paid advance app, me. Okay, I need to start seeing them. Start pulling them up. Start pulling it up.

• 58:32Speaker 02

  Do you want me to like download them or what?

• 58:34Caleb Hammer?

  Well, if they're your apps with balances and that's where things are-

• 58:37Speaker 02

  I'm not paying that shit back. What do you want me to do?

• 58:41Caleb Hammer?

  If you used every single one, then you're never gonna be able to use anything again. You're gonna be-

• 58:45Speaker 02

  So what?

• 58:46Caleb Hammer?

  You're already banned from Venmo.

• 58:47Speaker 02

  So what? Who gives a?

• 58:48Caleb Hammer?

  Well, how are you gonna pay people at some point?

• 58:50Speaker 02

  Uh-

• 58:51Caleb Hammer?

  Are you gonna accept money at some point? Are you gonna do anything?

• 58:53Speaker 02

  I might have to ski max, you know? Go to the Black Web, get some-

• 58:57Caleb Hammer?

  You must be obsessed with clavicular, right?

• 58:59Speaker 02

  I, I do like him. He's a good guy.

• 59:01Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. Is he a good guy? I don't know.

• 59:03Speaker 02

  He's a great guy. What are you talking about?

• 59:05Caleb Hammer?

  I think he's entertaining as far as I know.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  I think you could use a little bit bone smashing, I'm not gonna lie.

• 59:09Caleb Hammer?

  Probably. I think I have to get rid of the fat first, but-

• 59:11Speaker 02

  Why don't you take Ozempic? Why aren't you taking like Ozempic or anything?

• 59:14Caleb Hammer?

  I don't like shots.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  Really?

• 59:15Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, I'm a little nervous.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  You, but you take shots of me.

• 59:20Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 59:21Speaker 02

  That was, that was, that was it. That was it. That was it.

• 59:23Caleb Hammer?

  I need to see your balances, you pathetic moron.

• 59:26Speaker 02

  Give me a second. God damn, have some-

• 59:29Caleb Hammer?

  Maybe on your credit karma, if I can get you to go into credit karma, I can-

• 59:32Speaker 02

  What is that, your sponsor?

• 59:34Caleb Hammer?

  No, it's a place where I can see your credit report.

• 59:36Speaker 02

  Oh, god. I've never seen this before in my life.

• 59:38Caleb Hammer?

  Credit karma?

• 59:39Speaker 02

  Credit karma. Alright, here we go. You wanna feast your eyes and fantasize. Take a look at this credit score.

• 59:45Caleb Hammer?

  You do have a credit-

• 59:46Speaker 02

  Oh, my, he's under 500.

• 59:49Caleb Hammer?

  Shit.

• 59:49Speaker 02

  That's not funny. This is actually really bad. So I don't know what to do if you're not gonna, if you don't take anything seriously, like, why? Eh, I wanted to see a follow-up or else you honestly would not be allowed to be on the show right now.

• 1:00:00Caleb Hammer?

  Exactly. That's why you're here. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't allow you to be on like this.

• 1:00:04Speaker 02

  The first time, let me get this little, whatever the hell this thing is.

• 1:00:07Caleb Hammer?

  A microphone.

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  First, the first time I was here, I did not get a true budget plan set up. This guy-

• 1:00:15Caleb Hammer?

  And you might not today, based on your attitude.

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  This guy claims to be the, the, the, the, the bill of the bull, right? I said that the first time I was on the show. And he didn't do shit for me, okay? I walked out of here with a slap in my ass saying, get out of here, kid.

• 1:00:29Caleb Hammer?

  That's not true.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  Sexual assaults. Where's HR, by the way?

• 1:00:32Caleb Hammer?

  I did not touch-

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  Where's that?

• 1:00:33Caleb Hammer?

  Make very clear, okay, he, he's being stupid.

• 1:00:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, he touched me and I was like, you subscribed to Els Machacho, like, come on, man.

• 1:00:41Caleb Hammer?

  Thank you.

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  Did not touch you.

• 1:00:44Caleb Hammer?

  Freak.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  You wish.

• 1:00:45Caleb Hammer?

  No, I don't wanna touch you.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  God, what's that chain for? Maybe you're into BDSM, jeez.

• 1:00:50Caleb Hammer?

  Does it look good?

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  It's alright.

• 1:00:51Caleb Hammer?

  Well, thank you.

• 1:00:54Caleb Hammer?

  What's power pay?

• 1:00:55Speaker 02

  Oh, god, that's, that's from my abs surgery. That's from like when I like-

• 1:00:59Caleb Hammer?

  Abs surgery?

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, so like they freeze my fat and then like made me get like whatever, like that was it.

• 1:01:04Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, alright, I don't wanna lean into the gay allegations, but stand up-

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  It's maxing.

• 1:01:11Caleb Hammer?

  Stand up and lift up your shirt.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 1:01:14Caleb Hammer?

  Let's take a look for the camera, go back. You paid for that?

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I'm-

• 1:01:20Caleb Hammer?

  That just looks like a normal body, I'll be honest.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm drinking a lot of Cerveza.

• 1:01:24Caleb Hammer?

  Put it down, you, put it down.

• 1:01:25Speaker 02

  Do you wanna see?

• 1:01:26Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, you, you got nipples, everyone does. Put them down. Okay, I, what did you do there? That's a surgery? You took out a multi-thousand hour surgery for that?

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Caleb Hammer?

  There's nothing there.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  You wanna touch my boob five bucks?

• 1:01:36Caleb Hammer?

  Paid $551.

• 1:01:38Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:01:38Caleb Hammer?

  You have paid $550.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  $550, that's not bad.

• 1:01:42Caleb Hammer?

  No, I'm, I'm actually saying yay, you have paid something.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that's good, that's good, that's-

• 1:01:47Caleb Hammer?

  Did a 15.25% interest rate for abs you can't even see. What was the actual surgery? Walk me through it, cuz that looks like a normal body.

• 1:01:53Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, whatever. So they basically like grabbed like Mr. Ice, Ice T's freeze gun from Batman and like they freeze your fat. Like, shh, and you're sitting there with immense pain, you're like, ah, and it's, it's done behind of like a sketchy Walgreens, but still-

• 1:02:10Caleb Hammer?

  Were you fat?

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  No, I mean, I just-

• 1:02:12Caleb Hammer?

  Then what was this? Cuz that just looks normal. You don't look like nothing happened.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  It's just one of those things. I just, I, I, I love infomercials, you know, so I get scammed.

• 1:02:20Caleb Hammer?

  And you can't say actually that we didn't help you, buddy. Course career certification.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  Course careers is a combination to like-

• 1:02:27Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Goddamn allegiance to the United States, okay?

• 1:02:29Caleb Hammer?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  Of course, careers. Who the fuck is gonna hire you off a certificate?

• 1:02:34Caleb Hammer?

  Certifications are great for resume boosters.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  I certify as, how about that?

• 1:02:40Caleb Hammer?

  We know that.

• 1:02:41Speaker 02

  You are-

• 1:02:43Caleb Hammer?

  No, a lot of people, we have lots of testimonies from people in the audience who have converted them into six figure jobs and raises and advancements in their career. Certifications are great, especially in technology.

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  Can I get a, can I get a certification to be like the host of this show? Cause I think you're not doing it right. I think you're bad at this. What are you doing?

• 1:03:00Caleb Hammer?

  Thank you for your feedback.

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  A little chapstick over there.

• 1:03:04Caleb Hammer?

  I get dry lips. So do you. Look at your lips.

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  Honestly, people, we want a real host. I mean, this guy sits there screaming at people like, like, I mean, I want a real host, okay?

• 1:03:13Caleb Hammer?

  I barely even screamed at you today.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  God damn. Yeah. Yeah. Save, save your lungs for your, your girlfriend when you get home and you scream at her for, God forbid, spending $4 extra on a potato salad or whatever.

• 1:03:24Caleb Hammer?

  We have money, we can spend it. That's the point.

• 1:03:26Speaker 02

  Whatever. Okay. Let me guess. You're gonna buy some, you have American food. What do you guys even eat by the way? You have American, what do you guys eat?

• 1:03:33Caleb Hammer?

  Favorite food is sushi.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  Sushi?

• 1:03:34Caleb Hammer?

  And McDonald's.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  McDonald's?

• 1:03:36Caleb Hammer?

  But we can't have McDonald's, so sushi.

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. Sushi is not bad.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  Wasabi.

• 1:03:42Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. So you've actually been making payments on this at a 15.25 percentage.

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  Basically.

• 1:03:48Caleb Hammer?

  That's impressive.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  Thank you. That's the first company he's given me, by the way.

• 1:03:52Caleb Hammer?

  Because you're actually making payments, which for you is a high point, but you're actually making the payment. Now, it's cause you're a little employed now. Not making much, but you are a little employed. You won't be soon, but then your unemployment will be paying for it. Listen, it's only 66 bucks a month. You should be able to make the payments here.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  It's, it's a little difficult. I'm not gonna lie.

• 1:04:10Caleb Hammer?

  What? Well, yes, when you spend $1,200 a month on.

• 1:04:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's like essential. Like, I mean, like, it's like a life force.

• 1:04:16Caleb Hammer?

  Why don't you jack off?

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  I, I, I don't like run solo. You know what I mean? I mean, I.

• 1:04:21Caleb Hammer?

  No, I guess sex is more fun than jacking off. Yes. Why don't you jack off instead of paying for it and getting AIDS?

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  I mean, are you trying to help me or some shit? What the hell is this?

• 1:04:29Caleb Hammer?

  As you specifically just said.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  I don't know. I just, I, sometimes like I'll take a lot of Adderall and I'll like jerk myself off and like, I'll lose so much weight from doing that. And it's.

• 1:04:43Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna lie.

• 1:04:45Caleb Hammer?

  Walk me through it, I guess.

• 1:04:47Speaker 02

  This is called.

• 1:04:48Caleb Hammer?

  Gay.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  This is goon maxing, okay?

• 1:04:50Caleb Hammer?

  So.

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  Take, take a bunch of Adderall. Take, okay, orange, I call them orange candy. Okay, orange, take a bunch of orange candy. And then when you take it.

• 1:04:59Caleb Hammer?

  But how much? How many milligrams?

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  I take a hundred. I actually am getting my re-up today.

• 1:05:04Caleb Hammer?

  Is that a lot? I've never taken, I'm being told that's a lot. Is that a startling amount? Okay, I'm being told that's a startling amount.

• 1:05:10Speaker 02

  Look, look.

• 1:05:10Caleb Hammer?

  So that's like doing what you admitted to doing.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  People you hire. All of them, a lot of your employees seem to know about this shit.

• 1:05:16Caleb Hammer?

  I'm not judging. I'm not judging. I'm just saying, okay?

• 1:05:19Speaker 02

  I don't really care. So basically, I mean, I take like a hundred milligrams of Adderall.

• 1:05:22Caleb Hammer?

  Oh shit, 10 milligrams is like the normal. No, that's like a lot. That's like max. Can you take how much?

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  A hundred.

• 1:05:33Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, and then what?

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  I mean, I'll sit there and then I'll just like, you know, look up some like videos or some shit, maybe a little two girls, one cup, who knows? And then like, I will like, sit there, I, I won't finish, but I'll turn off the air conditioner. So it gets like 80 degrees in my apartment and then I'm like goon maxing. So I'm not finishing and I do it for like five hours. Cause you're just focused. And then I'll lose like 10 pounds of sweat.

• 1:05:57Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, this is like an actual workout? This is a weight loss thing?

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  This is, this is. I think you should try it.

• 1:06:00Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, this is, no, no, no, you're being serious.

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  I'm being a hundred percent.

• 1:06:04Caleb Hammer?

  Hours jerking off.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  This is why I came up with the idea of doing OnlyFans.

• 1:06:07Caleb Hammer?

  Even with a loop, how is it not just raw?

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  I mean, dude, it's like easy. I just, I mean, just don't go too hard, you know?

• 1:06:12Caleb Hammer?

  Like a hundred milligrams of Adderall.

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  Your heart not like broken at that point?

• 1:06:15Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, I got, I got a heart of steel, baby. Uh, can we get our blood pressure monitor for this man? I kinda wanna see it.

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• 1:06:52Caleb Hammer?

  Let's check that real quick. Um.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  I'm actually getting my Adderall today. I get it every day, every.

• 1:06:58Caleb Hammer?

  And you go through it too soon.

• 1:06:59Speaker 02

  Oh dude, I take like, that's the thing about it. I only take, I have a 30 day prescription, but I take all of it in 10 days. So I have a 20 day break, so I'm good.

• 1:07:07Caleb Hammer?

  And what's your milligram prescription?

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  Fit, two 15 milligrams a day. So 30 milligrams a day.

• 1:07:13Caleb Hammer?

  That's already crazy, isn't it? Yes. Dude, but you, but you triple it.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. I mean, I take a bunch, but then you got the 20 day relaxation where you like, you, you come off it. Yeah. I think that's the German side of me. If you, if you know.

• 1:07:28Caleb Hammer?

  Are you on it? Are you Adderall today?

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  No, no, I'm taking it after, after this shit.

• 1:07:33Caleb Hammer?

  This is you without it.

• 1:07:34Speaker 02

  So if you call me, I'm gonna be.

• 1:07:37Caleb Hammer?

  Jerk the peanuts?

• 1:07:39Speaker 02

  Jerk the peanuts? Yeah.

• 1:07:40Caleb Hammer?

  Just for three hours?

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  Dude, it's insane.

• 1:07:43Caleb Hammer?

  Five hours with the, and you lose weight.

• 1:07:46Speaker 02

  We can actually do it. We should do like a video on it.

• 1:07:48Caleb Hammer?

  I don't know. No!

• 1:07:50Speaker 02

  That's.

• 1:07:51Caleb Hammer?

  We as an ex.

• 1:07:52Speaker 02

  Dude, if you guys, you guys know for a fact.

• 1:07:54Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, keep that arm off.

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  If you take Adderall, like it just makes you wanna like goon, right? And so like, that's what happens.

• 1:08:00Caleb Hammer?

  Well, people, people kind of like crazy, right?

• 1:08:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Caleb Hammer?

  No, that's not surprising, but I don't like that it's a weight loss thing and I am concerned for your health. Like actually, listen, I, I hate you and our society should probably not tolerate you, but. Nope, don't move that arm.

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:08:16Caleb Hammer?

  But like, I am concerned for your health. Let's check your blood pressure.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Blood pressure. Let's check your blood pressure.

• 1:08:21Caleb Hammer?

  Hold still. Say Rico.

• 1:08:25Speaker 02

  Just air.

• 1:08:26Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. Yeah. I think it has to be a little down and then you need to be loose. I need you, I need your arm to just be loose, Reek. Little Reek.

• 1:08:36Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, I think that's right.

• 1:08:37Speaker 02

  That's your aura.

• 1:08:37Caleb Hammer?

  And then I just need your arm to be loose.

• 1:08:39Speaker 02

  Why they call it an aura ring if it gives you no aura?

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  They're good. They're good. I'm already getting manhandled by this guy.

• 1:08:51Caleb Hammer?

  It wants him to see it selling him debt, which it shouldn't in his position. We have great personal loans at CalebHammer.com for people.

• 1:08:57Speaker 02

  You guys got personal loans?

• 1:08:58Caleb Hammer?

  People that can use it. Not for you. Not for you. For people like me who are good with debt.

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  Talk about a hypocrite.

• 1:09:05Caleb Hammer?

  It's not a hypocrite. I've always been pro good debt. I'm pro credit cards. I'm pro good debt. I'm pro consolidation. I'm pro bankruptcy.

• 1:09:14Caleb Hammer?

  Relax.

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  Oh my God, dude, that's funny.

• 1:09:17Caleb Hammer?

  It's an error. Cause you're moving. Stop Rico!

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  Oh my God, this is.

• 1:09:23Caleb Hammer?

  Hold still.

• 1:09:25Speaker 05

  You're gonna meditate.

• 1:09:33Speaker 05

  128 over 86.

• 1:09:35Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you're, you're fine.

• 1:09:37Speaker 02

  Look at that.

• 1:09:38Caleb Hammer?

  That's probably the most healthcare I got all year. Your body's healthy. Just, I'm concerned with you and the amount of medications you're taking. And I will say this for what it's worth. He is applying for jobs. He's getting email notifications about the jobs. Now in the email notifications that I went through while he was taking his blood pressure, he was getting denied for dogs. Jobs, including being a professional dog handler. He is, he's being denied. Every job, the most basic jobs you can imagine. He is being denied for. Okay, so.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  I try.

• 1:10:07Caleb Hammer?

  Let's see. I, I need to collect your other ones as well.

• 1:10:12Caleb Hammer?

  On here. From your credit. Ladies and gentlemen, I got something new to help you that we have personally built right here on CalebHammer.com. We have three new Caleb Hammer Financial Resources. They are the ones I would personally use, which is why we made them for you to use. As you've already heard me talk about, personal loans are okay when you're good at debt. I personally use them when I can leverage them for a situation. So we have good personal loans on CalebHammer.com. We also have auto insurance now. You can check for free and see if you can save a shit ton of money on auto insurance. And then to close it off for now, cause we're building more, we have a debt relief program.

• 1:10:51Caleb Hammer?

  You've seen how hard it is for people to get out of debt on this show. This makes it so much easier, but only if you're actually ready to change. Remember, none of this actually matters if you continue the same bad behavior. So it's not for you if you still suck. But if you've proved you can budget, check out these three programs from personal loans to debt relief to car insurance to see if you can save a shit ton of money across the board. Go to CalebHammer.com or the Caleb Hammer Financial Resources part of the pinned comment or description below. Starbucks is bull and a waste of money and you already know that by making your coffee at home and investing the rest. So now you need to do that with your energy drink as well. Make gamer subs at home for just 40 cents a serving.

• 1:11:35Caleb Hammer?

  Honestly, it literally tastes better and we proved this accidentally via a blind taste test in our Hammer Elite show, Fat and Fatter. The number one ranked energy.

• 1:11:44Speaker 02

  GG drink is

• 1:11:46Caleb Hammer?

  Literally, the cherry flavor is insane. Listen, you can also get free samples to see if you like it or 10% off your order at gamersubs.gg or click that link in the description below, type in code Caleb. So when's the last time you

• 1:12:01Speaker 02

  Two weeks ago.

• 1:12:02Caleb Hammer?

  How much did that cost?

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  Two hundred about, $200. Yeah, so she let me her, so basically.

• 1:12:08Caleb Hammer?

  If I'm, if someone offers me $200 to, I know they have AIDS.

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 1:12:12Caleb Hammer?

  Like, there's no way that person's.

• 1:12:14Speaker 02

  Didn't you like buy your girlfriend like a $10,000 Chanel bag?

• 1:12:16Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, for Christmas. It was like her dream. She's always wanted the bag. And I was like, I got money.

• 1:12:20Speaker 02

  You say I'm a scallywag. I pay for these girls too. You pay for your girlfriend. I mean, like it goes both directions.

• 1:12:25Caleb Hammer?

  I was giving her. The thing is, you're paying for sex.

• 1:12:30Caleb Hammer?

  But you went raw?

• 1:12:33Caleb Hammer?

  Rico, that's not.

• 1:12:34Speaker 02

  I did not know that.

• 1:12:35Caleb Hammer?

  I mean, at some point, you didn't know you're raw.

• 1:12:37Speaker 02

  Well, because like I was supposed to just get like a handjob and then like she was like, I really like you. And so I started making out with her and then she's like, put it in me. And so I'm like, okay, I'll do you a favor. Okay, like.

• 1:12:48Caleb Hammer?

  Favor.

• 1:12:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, happy birthday, right? And then I didn't realize at the time, like I didn't have a condom on and I was like.

• 1:12:54Caleb Hammer?

  How do you not know that, buddy?

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  I'm in the moment, okay? I'm in the moment.

• 1:12:58Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so I have loan express. What's this?

• 1:13:00Speaker 02

  Oh geez, that was like a. That's a local bank.

• 1:13:04Caleb Hammer?

  It was only 2% interest, but you just took it out.

• 1:13:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:07Caleb Hammer?

  Twenty-two days ago! What did you take out $398 for? Not a huge interest, but it's stupid.

• 1:13:13Speaker 02

  I forgot, I actually think I might have. No.

• 1:13:16Caleb Hammer?

  You, you what?

• 1:13:17Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:13:17Caleb Hammer?

  Say it again. You think you may have what? Uh, you took out a personal loan to. Oh my.

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  Dude, it's, it's good. It's good for your health. It's like spiritual.

• 1:13:25Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, sex is good. Maybe you shouldn't pay for it.

• 1:13:28Speaker 02

  You need it, bro.

• 1:13:28Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, sex is good.

• 1:13:30Speaker 02

  It is.

• 1:13:31Caleb Hammer?

  I'm not anti-sex.

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  You are anti-sex.

• 1:13:34Caleb Hammer?

  I'm a coonor, not for five hours.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  I am a, I'm a great coonor. This is why.

• 1:13:39Caleb Hammer?

  This is what we use as a word. But it's 80 hours a month. You borrowed this to go.

• 1:13:44Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 1:13:44Caleb Hammer?

  You are pathetic.

• 1:13:46Speaker 02

  Dude, they sent me, you're pathetic because you know.

• 1:13:48Caleb Hammer?

  Good, got me.

• 1:13:49Speaker 02

  You got, you got personal loans. Like, oh my God, talk about rage bait.

• 1:13:53Caleb Hammer?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:13:55Speaker 02

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I got you, I got you Hammer. It's time, it's time to drop the MC, okay? Because I got you right where I want you, okay? Have you ever heard the, heard the term, the nail hits the coffin? Well, guess what? You're offering personal loans on your website, but you're finance based.

• 1:14:11Caleb Hammer?

  I've always been pro that.

• 1:14:13Speaker 02

  What the is that?

• 1:14:14Caleb Hammer?

  What are you talking about? I've always been pro.

• 1:14:16Speaker 02

  Dude, I wanna, like, okay, this is like how much of a stupid idiot you are. Like, I wanna hurt you. Like, I'm being 100% serious. Like.

• 1:14:23Caleb Hammer?

  Please don't.

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  I wanna slap you and get your ass back to Cherokee Land. God damn.

• 1:14:29Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. I don't really take offense to anything, but I'll tell you what I'm doing right now. I'm ordering myself a lunch wrap. For after filming, cuz I can afford it. You can't cuz you're poor and you don't budget your money.

• 1:14:40Speaker 02

  Maybe if you go, if you go on, uh, download Favor. That's like the HEB delivery app. You get a two for one.

• 1:14:45Caleb Hammer?

  Favor is you.

• 1:14:46Speaker 02

  Just like how I did last.

• 1:14:48Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, you're getting denied from every job that you're applying for.

• 1:14:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:50Caleb Hammer?

  Do your current employees even know you're applying for jobs? You're pathetic. You suck. Shut the up. $398 on that's what you borrowed for a. Cuz you're a freak that is crazy.

• 1:15:02Speaker 02

  Whatever.

• 1:15:04Caleb Hammer?

  Sick. Good response. Affirm.

• 1:15:10Speaker 02

  I actually paid for the iPhone using that.

• 1:15:13Caleb Hammer?

  So this iPhone.

• 1:15:14Speaker 02

  I stopped paying it, by the way.

• 1:15:16Caleb Hammer?

  Really? Why?

• 1:15:17Speaker 02

  Well, because like I don't have any.

• 1:15:18Caleb Hammer?

  Mark is that.

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  That's the problem. I don't have any.

• 1:15:22Caleb Hammer?

  You make money. Oh, so you must have just stopped paying cuz the most recent month is good.

• 1:15:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:27Caleb Hammer?

  But now is not the most recent month that's reported on here, so it's. No, it's not.

• 1:15:31Speaker 02

  It's in collections.

• 1:15:32Caleb Hammer?

  No, current as of April. That's impossible. It's not in collections.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  No, they.

• 1:15:36Caleb Hammer?

  You probably have a different thing in collections. Or it's internal collections, maybe because you haven't paid for it yet.

• 1:15:40Speaker 02

  Well, I'm just gonna declare bankruptcy. Honestly, that's like my real plan. I'm not gonna lie. If I declare.

• 1:15:45Caleb Hammer?

  Bankruptcy is bad though for you because you haven't changed.

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  My credit's already.

• 1:15:49Caleb Hammer?

  To me cuz you haven't, I don't care about your credit. Because you haven't changed your behavior that got you here in the first place. So you're gonna be back here again. That's like, you should not use the personal loans cuz you would then end up with double the debt. It is for people, bankruptcy is totally good. Valid there for a reason. If you change your behavior.

• 1:16:04Speaker 02

  What makes you qualify to talk about?

• 1:16:05Caleb Hammer?

  I've done it myself.

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  You have done yourself.

• 1:16:07Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, I started this cuz I did this very same path myself.

• 1:16:10Speaker 02

  Believe you, like you.

• 1:16:11Caleb Hammer?

  Great, very good. I need your approval.

• 1:16:13Speaker 02

  You're like, I wanna be the millennial Dave Ramsey.

• 1:16:16Caleb Hammer?

  Blue. I decided to upload. Yes, that is how YouTube channels start.

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  Like, you know what? You know what's funny too? It's like you got your, your personal loans. Why you do that?

• 1:16:23Caleb Hammer?

  Buddy, I've already explained it.

• 1:16:25Speaker 02

  Oh my God.

• 1:16:25Caleb Hammer?

  You just fall back on the same thing. You need to start making the payment on this immediately or it'll go to real collections. And this is why you can actually avoid bankruptcy cuz you don't need it yet. Buddy, we're not even up to 3,000, we're not even up to 4,000 hours of debt. You owe $898 on here.

• 1:16:42Speaker 02

  $898 whatever.

• 1:16:47Speaker 02

  Dude, this is shit I can just stop paying because I don't have any money.

• 1:16:50Caleb Hammer?

  It's the minimum monthly payment so far, buddy. And you do, you are applying for jobs and you'll start your OF. But your minimum monthly payment so far are $210. You can do that.

• 1:16:58Speaker 02

  Subscribe.

• 1:16:59Caleb Hammer?

  Can I?

• 1:16:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:00Caleb Hammer?

  I can, but I won't.

• 1:17:02Speaker 02

  You can, but you won't. It sounds like a maybe to me. Isn't that right?

• 1:17:05Caleb Hammer?

  I'm not doing it.

• 1:17:07Speaker 02

  These, you too. Oh my God. It's called my, call him a jack in the box. That's why.

• 1:17:11Caleb Hammer?

  Brandon, yeah, you'll talk to him on the.

• 1:17:12Speaker 02

  This is named Brandon? You can't even get your employees' names right.

• 1:17:15Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 1:17:16Speaker 02

  Brendan. Okay, there's a lot of collections, but this isn't even worth going through.

• 1:17:22Speaker 02

  I don't know. Yeah, including like cars.

• 1:17:25Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, God. I still owe my parents, by the way. Oh, I'm sure you do, but we have an Amazon Chase card. Now, this is an actual balance that will be difficult for you. Now, you made a minimum monthly payment. You made it. Now it's maxed out. That's why you can't spend. So you didn't, but the moment you do, you will.

• 1:17:40Speaker 02

  Wait, what was the question?

• 1:17:41Caleb Hammer?

  No question. What's going on with this card, though?

• 1:17:43Speaker 02

  Oh, the, the, oh, they call it the credit card or whatever. I mean, I stopped paying that shit. So like, I was.

• 1:17:49Caleb Hammer?

  No, you just made the minimum payment. Don't stop paying for it. It'll go to collections. I don't want you to stop paying it. Don't. You can catch up so easy. Just make the $40 payment. You're good. Please, do not not pay.

• 1:17:59Speaker 02

  Yo, can we get, like, I feel like we need, like, uh, I was thinking about this yesterday. I was like thinking like, we need to get like a cutscene of like, it's Hammer time. And then we get like the entire, like, Caleb Hammer cast. And like, you guys are dressed up in like.

• 1:18:10Caleb Hammer?

  So why is this credit card all the way up there to the max?

• 1:18:13Speaker 02

  Well, basically, I mean, I just needed to pay for. I mean, honestly, I'm not gonna lie.

• 1:18:18Caleb Hammer?

  It can't all be for, you have to spend money on other things.

• 1:18:21Speaker 02

  Well, food.

• 1:18:21Caleb Hammer?

  I know you go out to eat.

• 1:18:23Speaker 02

  Idea. Oh, I know your worst, your worst thing. I mean, I forgot what I spent it on. Amazon, looks maxing shit. I mean, I look better than dude last time, right?

• 1:18:32Caleb Hammer?

  I'm being told you don't like the and in Austin, so I know you spend money on.

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  Actually, I made a joke about that. I did stand up. You wanna hear a stand up routine?

• 1:18:40Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 1:18:40Speaker 02

  Okay, let's do it. Okay, so, uh, my parents found out. They were so upset at me. They were like, how can you do this to us, Rico? You're a little sunshine. And my brother looks at me. He's like, you're a disdain to this family. And I looked back at him. I was like, aren't you gay?

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  So, yeah, that, that's my little stand up routine.

• 1:19:00Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 1:19:01Speaker 02

  And then, yeah.

• 1:19:02Caleb Hammer?

  This isn't Gil Tony, but I don't think.

• 1:19:04Speaker 02

  I would be, dude, I'm trying to get on Kill Tony. You know Little Mozzarella?

• 1:19:07Caleb Hammer?

  No.

• 1:19:08Speaker 02

  I was, I signed up for Kill Tony like a month ago and I, I was hanging out with this guy.

• 1:19:11Caleb Hammer?

  More times.

• 1:19:12Speaker 02

  Little Mozzarella? Little Moots?

• 1:19:14Caleb Hammer?

  You're saying things I don't know these things.

• 1:19:16Speaker 02

  I, I thought you were like a millennial. I'm sorry.

• 1:19:19Caleb Hammer?

  Year, but yeah.

• 1:19:20Speaker 02

  To hear your hands clap. Isn't that what you guys a song?

• 1:19:23Caleb Hammer?

  Very good. So you wanna get on that? And I wouldn't tell that joke.

• 1:19:26Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:19:27Caleb Hammer?

  As someone who watches the show here and there, I wouldn't do that joke.

• 1:19:31Speaker 02

  See, this is.

• 1:19:32Caleb Hammer?

  I'm not a comedian, so I can't judge it.

• 1:19:33Speaker 02

  This is what's the problem with the left. They don't like you to make fun of other people, right? This is the problem is that they, they stop, they stop us from speaking our minds. Isn't that right?

• 1:19:46Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:19:47Caleb Hammer?

  None on the left and none on the right, buddy.

• 1:19:48Speaker 02

  What do you want? Like the middle?

• 1:19:50Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:19:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:19:51Caleb Hammer?

  No, I mean, I take left wing and right wing positions, wherever the facts are.

• 1:19:54Speaker 02

  What's like your most left wing view?

• 1:19:56Caleb Hammer?

  Most left wing feel? Obviously, I don't care about trans or gay people. I don't care about that shit.

• 1:20:01Speaker 02

  That's not even a view. That's like a.

• 1:20:02Caleb Hammer?

  It is. Many right wing people don't like it. Um, I'm, I like the anti-discrimination laws. I think those are important. Let's see.

• 1:20:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think your employees like that one.

• 1:20:12Caleb Hammer?

  Yippeeism is pretty left wing, so I'm good with that.

• 1:20:15Speaker 02

  What's like your, what's your favorite conspiracy? I wanna hear conspiracies.

• 1:20:17Caleb Hammer?

  That's the thing is I'm not into conspiracies.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  You're not into conspiracies?

• 1:20:20Caleb Hammer?

  This isn't an interview of me.

• 1:20:22Speaker 02

  I wanna hear a conspiracy. What's your favorite conspiracy?

• 1:20:24Caleb Hammer?

  Public transportation, big into public transportation.

• 1:20:26Speaker 02

  Transportation.

• 1:20:26Caleb Hammer?

  Stuff like that. But then I'm right wing on it, I guess, because I wanna enforce laws and fairs in order to make antisocial behavior not on it. Okay, so what got you to this?

• 1:20:34Speaker 02

  I guess I'm in disagreement.

• 1:20:35Caleb Hammer?

  How much you spend on?

• 1:20:37Speaker 02

  Um, I probably spend like 300 bucks a month.

• 1:20:39Caleb Hammer?

  What the?

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  I got a guy.

• 1:20:41Caleb Hammer?

  I got a guy.

• 1:20:42Speaker 02

  Tell, I've never bought.

• 1:20:43Caleb Hammer?

  So what happens? Where do you meet this guy?

• 1:20:46Speaker 02

  It's like, actually not too far from here. So I meet him in a sketchy little apartment. He drives like a shitty Harley Davidson. And I get there, I'll be like, yo, I need like, like, you know, give me like 60 bucks worth. He's like, sure. And I get in his place. And like, it smells like absolute shit, like the most dingy, dingy place I've been in my life. But then you'll like scoop it up, put it in the bag, and then like, I'll test it out and like.

• 1:21:11Caleb Hammer?

  You don't test it first?

• 1:21:13Speaker 02

  No, I test it out.

• 1:21:14Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, no. Test it for.

• 1:21:17Speaker 02

  That's the good shit.

• 1:21:20Caleb Hammer?

  Autism and my Asperger syndrome.

• 1:21:21Speaker 02

  You're gonna end up dead, man. I'm concerned for you.

• 1:21:24Caleb Hammer?

  Actually, I watched the video yesterday before I came here. Apparently, the army like has uh lollipops. So they used to give like World War Two soldiers like.

• 1:21:33Speaker 02

  I don't care.

• 1:21:34Caleb Hammer?

  No?

• 1:21:35Speaker 02

  No, of course I'm talking about you. So you spent, how much is three hundred dollars a?

• 1:21:40Caleb Hammer?

  Probably like three grams. I don't know.

• 1:21:42Speaker 02

  Uh huh. Is that, is that a lot? Is that three grams a lot? Uh, okay. How frequently do you go through that? We confirms he did not do drugs before coming on the show. It's very important to us.

• 1:21:52Caleb Hammer?

  At least do like three. I could probably do like a gram. Well, it's like shitty. So I gotta do all that. Honestly, I can do all that like.

• 1:22:00Speaker 02

  Get a better dealer.

• 1:22:02Caleb Hammer?

  Do you have one?

• 1:22:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:22:04Caleb Hammer?

  No?

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  I don't do drugs. I'm scared.

• 1:22:06Caleb Hammer?

  You're scared to do drugs?

• 1:22:07Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:22:08Caleb Hammer?

  Well, let's go to Coachella. I'll show you.

• 1:22:10Speaker 02

  Not you. I would never be near you. No, I do not need those allegations.

• 1:22:13Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, I feel like you could like use a trip.

• 1:22:15Speaker 02

  Some more allegations?

• 1:22:16Caleb Hammer?

  No.

• 1:22:17Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 1:22:17Caleb Hammer?

  You could use, you could use a little bit of mushrooms right now. I'm not gonna lie.

• 1:22:21Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm sure. I mean, that's the thing. If I did, I would, I'd be amazing in my job. It would be incredible. I'd be so locked in and I would love it. And that's the bad thing. That's the bad.

• 1:22:31Caleb Hammer?

  I doubt it. I doubt it. I think you're hiding something from us.

• 1:22:37Speaker 02

  And sex, or.

• 1:22:38Caleb Hammer?

  And sex, whoa.

• 1:22:39Speaker 02

  I was gonna say.

• 1:22:40Caleb Hammer?

  HR, call someone.

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  Caffeine and sex are my things.

• 1:22:43Caleb Hammer?

  Caffeine and sex. Okay, um, Delta Sky Miles Gold Card. What's going on with this?

• 1:22:49Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 1:22:50Caleb Hammer?

  Again, you are current.

• 1:22:51Speaker 02

  No, these, these mofo's like they. Oh, God. They were gonna sue me.

• 1:22:55Caleb Hammer?

  Only once.

• 1:22:56Speaker 02

  So when I did the first show here, unfortunately, I got to be in a call from this lady. She's like, I'm with the American Express. I arrest you and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, we're gonna sue you if you do not pay us. And I'm like, I don't got any money. And so I had to pay five hundred dollars a month.

• 1:23:12Caleb Hammer?

  Catch up. Yeah, that makes sense.

• 1:23:14Speaker 02

  That's insane.

• 1:23:15Caleb Hammer?

  Shit.

• 1:23:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, your fee was a return payment fee. Do you know why?

• 1:23:19Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, that means.

• 1:23:20Speaker 02

  I don't have any money.

• 1:23:21Caleb Hammer?

  Exactly. You don't have any money in your checking account, so it bounced essentially.

• 1:23:25Speaker 02

  Like, I thought it was gonna work.

• 1:23:27Caleb Hammer?

  Making a payment in the end, but you did have that fee.

• 1:23:30Speaker 02

  You should get like a cross on the side of your head, like a little like, I don't know.

• 1:23:33Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, be in the conversation. You can pay off this debt.

• 1:23:37Speaker 02

  I will try to, but like, I don't.

• 1:23:39Caleb Hammer?

  I hope so. You're not that far from it.

• 1:23:41Speaker 02

  Dude, but this is so boring, though. It's like, I just wanna.

• 1:23:43Caleb Hammer?

  Finances are boring. It is true. Bummaxing isn't, that sounds boring to me, though, cuz I wanna.

• 1:23:48Speaker 02

  What's to make your little Native American spinach over rice?

• 1:23:52Caleb Hammer?

  Claim the native part of me.

• 1:23:53Speaker 02

  You don't. Why not? You could get benefits from that. And that's a bummaxing.

• 1:23:57Caleb Hammer?

  Approved tri- because my grandpa, who was like a hundred percent native, was a drunk alcoholic bum who left when my mom was like two.

• 1:24:02Speaker 02

  A lot, a lot of them are.

• 1:24:04Caleb Hammer?

  We don't know. Yeah, so a lot of natives are very alcoholic, bummy.

• 1:24:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:08Caleb Hammer?

  Like yourself.

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  I'm not native. I'm Mexican.

• 1:24:11Caleb Hammer?

  Wasn't the point I was.

• 1:24:12Speaker 02

  So these Mexicans are just terrible alcoholics. You hear that?

• 1:24:16Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. Well, you have a blue cash every day card as well. What's going on with this?

• 1:24:20Speaker 02

  Um, basically, so like that card too. I mean, that was like, I don't even know. I just basically started paying that off. It's like twenty one dollars a month.

• 1:24:28Caleb Hammer?

  Twenty one bucks. See, you know. So there are some things. You don't, listen, uh, stop. Some, I don't know if you're trying to be silly or what. Just stop. You can pay this off. You have the, your debt is stacking up now. What are we looking at? Like seven thousand bucks? That is payable. You, bankruptcy is not necessary for seven thousand.

• 1:24:45Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:24:46Caleb Hammer?

  Buddy, there is a chance here for a better life. They can get you down to San Diego. Not La Jolla, but down to San Diego.

• 1:24:53Speaker 02

  Actually, can you come to San Diego with me?

• 1:24:54Caleb Hammer?

  With you? No.

• 1:24:55Speaker 02

  Please, please, please come on. Let's go to San Diego. I wanna go to Pacific Beach, bro. I loved it over there.

• 1:25:01Caleb Hammer?

  That's great. Go. I'm not going with you.

• 1:25:02Speaker 02

  Dude, I'm like telling you, like, your little New York City thing, everyone knew that was.

• 1:25:06Caleb Hammer?

  Charging, charging.

• 1:25:07Speaker 02

  Where are you gonna, what's your plan, Caleb? Let's talk about you now, okay? Enough about me.

• 1:25:11Caleb Hammer?

  No, actually, just enough about you. Even more.

• 1:25:15Speaker 02

  Let's go to San Diego.

• 1:25:15Caleb Hammer?

  Interest being accrued, you're making your payments. It's at a low six percent interest rate, and I'm glad you're not purchasing. Now, I know there's a purchasing account here. Now, one medical, what's happening with one medical? Four hundred dollars. Oh, from a friend. No, a friend punched you. Wait, what? Oh, and then you crashed. Oh, you crashed out and fell on this, fell asleep in the woods and got poison ivy. What the?

• 1:25:38Speaker 02

  No, this, he's a piece of shit. So like, he got mad at me, like me and him were doing like and like, I'm not sure what I said to him, but like, he started punching me in the face like, I got a little mark in my tooth here. Uh, thank God Rico knows how to fight. So like, I ended up pinning him down and actually holding him. I actually know jujitsu, by the way. If you guys didn't know that, I actually know jujitsu. So I ended up pinging him. I was like, what the are you doing, Holmes? Like, get out of here. So he started doing that. And he kept trying to punch me in the face. So like, I just ended up leaving, right? And then I went to the woods, like, to recollect myself, whatever. And then like, I got a bunch of poison ivy on me. And that was the funny part, cuz like, that did more damage than the tooth thing over here.

• 1:26:22Caleb Hammer?

  So what happened? You had to go to the hospital?

• 1:26:23Speaker 02

  No, I didn't go. I'm a bitch.

• 1:26:25Caleb Hammer?

  Well, why do you, no, you owed one medical.

• 1:26:27Speaker 02

  No, but my, my mom, my mom was like, miho, you should go to the hospital. Look, look at your leg. And I was like.

• 1:26:36Speaker 02

  So like, I, I end up having to like, you know, find a doctor, but like, this country's bullshit. So like, the only way I could think of finding a doctor without having to spend two thousand dollars on an ambulance ride.

• 1:26:47Caleb Hammer?

  Is to go.

• 1:26:48Speaker 02

  No, I mean.

• 1:26:49Caleb Hammer?

  Self.

• 1:26:50Speaker 02

  Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:26:50Caleb Hammer?

  You had poison ivy.

• 1:26:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:52Caleb Hammer?

  You weren't shot.

• 1:26:53Speaker 02

  I, I, I felt like I'm shot, Caleb, emotionally.

• 1:26:56Caleb Hammer?

  It doesn't look good.

• 1:26:57Speaker 02

  Emotionally, I was up, Caleb, okay?

• 1:27:00Caleb Hammer?

  So what did you do?

• 1:27:02Speaker 02

  I, I want, I've got prescribed prednisone, and apparently that shit's a stimulant, if you guys didn't know, so. That guy should be like.

• 1:27:09Caleb Hammer?

  Steroid, right?

• 1:27:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a steroid, but it gets you like wired. So like, I felt like I was on Adderall. And then if you remember what I did on Adderall.

• 1:27:18Caleb Hammer?

  So what happened?

• 1:27:19Speaker 02

  Um, anyways, no, that was it. I just got like prescribed or whatever. And then, you know, I, I ended up stopping talking to him. I was like, yeah, I don't wanna talk to that guy.

• 1:27:26Caleb Hammer?

  Now, speaking of you being shot, and speaking of your gay neighbor, why did your neighbor pull a gun on you?

• 1:27:31Speaker 02

  Oh, God. No, so like, he thought I was like talking to this girl, and like, to quote Chud the Builder, like, no offense, but like, they were kinda chimping out on me a little bit. So I'm not gonna lie, like, this guy, I was like talking to this girl at like two AM. I was like, hey, can I hit your vape? She's like, sure.

• 1:27:49Caleb Hammer?

  Pause. You know him. You love him. Tyler.

• 1:27:56Speaker 00

  Back again?

• 1:27:57Speaker 02

  Back again.

• 1:27:58Speaker 00

  How are we doing this time?

• 1:28:00Caleb Hammer?

  All right. So go ahead, start the story from the top.

• 1:28:02Speaker 02

  So, uh, this guy was kinda chimping out at me. I'm not gonna lie. So basically, I was talking to this dude, and like, you get it, right? So this guy, a little more caramel skin, to be honest with you, but I was talking to this girl, and like, I was like, can I hit your vape? At my apartment, and she's like, sure. And I'm like, being sweet. Like, she's Latina. Like, I, it's my type, right? But then, she's like warning me about her boyfriend. And I'm like, why does she keep telling me about her boyfriend? I asked her, does he beat you? And she's like, yeah. And I'm like, okay. Out of nowhere, this guy is like, who are you talking to? And I'm like, what the?

• 1:28:36Caleb Hammer?

  Big monkey noises.

• 1:28:38Speaker 00

  Do it again?

• 1:28:40Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:28:41Caleb Hammer?

  My cape.

• 1:28:42Speaker 02

  That was, it's closer to the Native American sound.

• 1:28:47Speaker 02

  Um, but basically, I mean, I was like, what the, so like, I'm, I'm calm, cool and collected, right? Unlike this guy. Anyways, so I'm talking to him, and he's like, did you get my girl's number? And I was like, no. He's like, give me your phone. And I was like, okay. And so I'm showing him my phone. I'm sitting there. I can't hear vape. And she's like, whoa, whoa. And like, the girl keeps screaming at me and him, her boyfriend. And I looked at her, and this is what got me fucked up. I was like, can you please be quiet? I was like nineteen fifty's husband. Like, can you please be quiet? And like, this guy, hell nah. And so he like pulls a gun. He's like, you better get out of here, boy. And so he pulls a gun at me. And so I started running away. I hop a fence. I was like, I'm already drunk. I was drunk.

• 1:29:26Speaker 02

  And I was like, oh shit. So I'm like, this is not a joke. So I'm running. I hop the fence, like a good Mexican. And I look back and this guy, like, you better run out of here. I'm not sure I can say the N word, but you better run out of here, nigga. And so like, I'm like, Jesus Christ.

• 1:29:41Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm quoting.

• 1:29:42Caleb Hammer?

  I can say it. Let me say it.

• 1:29:43Speaker 02

  I'm quoting, I'm quoting here, okay?

• 1:29:45Caleb Hammer?

  Well, and you said he was chimping out.

• 1:29:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Honestly.

• 1:29:48Caleb Hammer?

  Like, buddy, you're saying, you're that and the N word not looking good.

• 1:29:51Speaker 02

  Look, I, he called me it. I didn't call him it. But, I mean, I'm just saying. But I jumped over the fence, and then I looked back over. He's just like, you better run out of here. And so like, I start running again. I'm like, Jesus Christ. And so I called the Austin PD. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. They took like, they, I'll respect the Austin PD. But Jesus Christ, like, let's get the, you know, let's get some, some, some situationship here, okay? And so as soon as I leave and I, he, cops pick me up, like, they're like, okay, like, we're gonna try to find him. They ask for me back to my apartment. They find this guy an hour later at like four AM. And this dude's in handcuffs. He has like this death look on him with a hood, it's like.

• 1:30:35Speaker 02

  And I'm like, bro, that's him, that's him.

• 1:30:38Caleb Hammer?

  He's gonna kill him when he gets out.

• 1:30:39Speaker 02

  Bro, they even sent me a letter. They're like, hey, like, fill out this information. We'll let you know when he's back out. So like, I mean.

• 1:30:46Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, Rico's.

• 1:30:47Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 1:30:48Caleb Hammer?

  We, we, we skipped and passed the part. He asked for permission. Let's say nigga anyway.

• 1:30:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was bad.

• 1:30:53Caleb Hammer?

  What's we talking about?

• 1:30:54Speaker 02

  That was bad. You could say that. I mean, I don't know.

• 1:30:56Caleb Hammer?

  You could say that?

• 1:30:57Speaker 02

  You could say. I mean.

• 1:30:58Caleb Hammer?

  What the?

• 1:31:00Speaker 02

  As long as you don't.

• 1:31:01Caleb Hammer?

  What is up with these niggas getting?

• 1:31:02Speaker 00

  Say to the

• 1:31:03Speaker 02

  They are.

• 1:31:03Speaker 00

  What is happening?

• 1:31:04Speaker 02

  We did not tell him.

• 1:31:05Speaker 00

  We are on a streak.

• 1:31:06Speaker 02

  That's.

• 1:31:06Speaker 00

  What is going on?

• 1:31:07Speaker 02

  That's Gen Z. I mean.

• 1:31:09Caleb Hammer?

  Is it?

• 1:31:09Speaker 02

  It is. I mean, your guys is generation, the millennials here.

• 1:31:12Speaker 00

  For one year.

• 1:31:13Caleb Hammer?

  Damn. I'm a Zoolio.

• 1:31:14Speaker 02

  You're a Zoolio wannabe. But anyways, you could say, as long as you're not like calling somebody like.

• 1:31:20Caleb Hammer?

  Is that true, Tyler?

• 1:31:21Speaker 00

  No, it ain't true.

• 1:31:22Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, I wanted to.

• 1:31:23Speaker 00

  No, I mean, you could say to come for your home. You know what I'm saying? You could say that all you want to.

• 1:31:26Caleb Hammer?

  Well, this is my home. I will be honest. I had a racist thought the other day. Just a racist thought, not action.

• 1:31:33Speaker 00

  What's the thought?

• 1:31:34Caleb Hammer?

  Rented a nice hotel for my grandparents, my brother, my parents. They all had their own rooms. It was great. It was wonderful. Wanted to go back to the hotel one, uh, to the pool one day and, um, we couldn't really use it because the, they, uh, there was a group of black people, um, and they.

• 1:31:55Speaker 02

  Hit him, hit him, hit him.

• 1:31:56Caleb Hammer?

  Were, uh, they were, uh, two, they separated a little and they each had their own boombox, let's say.

• 1:32:05Caleb Hammer?

  And playing different kinds of music and, um, we tried to get in the pool and both groups were shouting at each other in very fun ways and friendly ways, but very loudly.

• 1:32:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:32:16Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, and we couldn't hear each other and their kids were splashing us and it was, um, it was the first time I felt racist in a bit.

• 1:32:25Speaker 00

  Well, what, uh, what was the thought? What'd you, what'd you think?

• 1:32:28Caleb Hammer?

  I was thinking I didn't like these people. Because they were annoying the pool. Like what the, we just wanted to enjoy, like I rarely get to see my family. We wanted to enjoy it. And they were literally like, did they own the place? Like, why?

• 1:32:42Speaker 00

  No, they don't own the place.

• 1:32:43Caleb Hammer?

  But they were actually like, they owned the place. Like no one else was able to exist there. They were taking up 5% of the place.

• 1:32:49Speaker 02

  I wouldn't recommend Carmel Cru- Carnival, Carnival Cruise Lines to us. If you know, you know.

• 1:32:55Caleb Hammer?

  They were taking up 27% of the space, but making up 80% of the noise.

• 1:33:00Speaker 02

  Dude, that's hilarious. That's hilarious.

• 1:33:02Caleb Hammer?

  The number is. I don't remember it because I'm not racist.

• 1:33:04Speaker 02

  Isn't it crazy? You're probably, you're probably like the only other like black guy here. I haven't seen anybody else, right?

• 1:33:09Caleb Hammer?

  We got three.

• 1:33:10Speaker 00

  No, there's three of us.

• 1:33:11Speaker 02

  You have three?

• 1:33:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm not the only one anymore.

• 1:33:12Caleb Hammer?

  Decent race, yo.

• 1:33:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:33:13Caleb Hammer?

  The gays are dropping like flies, but.

• 1:33:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, man.

• 1:33:16Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so you owe your parents two dollars.

• 1:33:19Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, I do.

• 1:33:20Caleb Hammer?

  Why's that?

• 1:33:21Speaker 02

  Like, cause of car or whatever, but I'm not paying them back. I'm not paying them back. The Mazda, the Mazda two, the, I call it the Batmobile.

• 1:33:28Caleb Hammer?

  Do you have it?

• 1:33:29Speaker 02

  I do.

• 1:33:29Caleb Hammer?

  Do you run over black people with it?

• 1:33:31Speaker 02

  No, I don't.

• 1:33:33Caleb Hammer?

  Just making sure he's not racist. This is good. I got you. I'm on your side.

• 1:33:35Speaker 00

  They're saying chipping out, bro.

• 1:33:36Caleb Hammer?

  Exactly.

• 1:33:37Speaker 02

  They were, they were, bro, they honestly, I mean, it's like, they, they kind of do sometimes. I'm not gonna lie.

• 1:33:41Speaker 00

  Who is they kind of do? Who is they?

• 1:33:43Speaker 02

  They do, bro.

• 1:33:44Speaker 00

  Who is they?

• 1:33:45Speaker 02

  Dude, like, I mean.

• 1:33:46Speaker 00

  Who the is they? Explain. Who is they?

• 1:33:48Speaker 02

  The black people. They go out sometimes. They just act too much. You know what I mean? Or it's like, bro, like, kind of like, you know what I mean?

• 1:33:55Speaker 00

  I go out. There are some ghetto ass niggas out there.

• 1:33:56Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, ghetto people suck.

• 1:33:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:59Caleb Hammer?

  White trash people suck?

• 1:34:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, that's true.

• 1:34:01Caleb Hammer?

  And the, I don't know. Well, I, I want to use another word than ghetto, but I'll call them ghetto Mexican types.

• 1:34:05Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, like, I, I did a video ranking Mexicans, by the way. You should check it out.

• 1:34:09Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, Rico, no one gives a. I hate anyone that is trashy.

• 1:34:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:13Caleb Hammer?

  Regardless of their race.

• 1:34:14Speaker 00

  I can agree with that.

• 1:34:15Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah. Anyone that is trashy, that's fair, but I would not, I don't, it's just, you know, saying the ad word in front of a black guy.

• 1:34:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, I have a lot. That's a little crazy.

• 1:34:23Caleb Hammer?

  At least he was soft. At least it wasn't hard R like the other guy.

• 1:34:25Speaker 02

  It's called confidence.

• 1:34:31Caleb Hammer?

  You have a debt collector for $91 for a Miami Airbnb. $91. Just pay it.

• 1:34:35Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Shit.

• 1:34:37Caleb Hammer?

  Just pay $91, Rico. Don't. Your.

• 1:34:40Speaker 02

  I want some more.

• 1:34:40Caleb Hammer?

  Don't get a handjob one day. $40 you owe to a bar.

• 1:34:45Speaker 02

  A bar?

• 1:34:45Caleb Hammer?

  I burn it. Woke up drunk at a bar on the grass and you owe him 80 buck, 40 bucks?

• 1:34:51Speaker 02

  I like doing that way too much. I like, I just like go homeless maxing when I get blacked out drunk. It's kind of fun.

• 1:34:58Caleb Hammer?

  This is called being a loser, dude.

• 1:34:59Speaker 02

  This is, this is, this is like.

• 1:35:01Speaker 00

  Are you real?

• 1:35:02Speaker 02

  This is real. This is, this is real, my, you know what I mean?

• 1:35:07Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, I don't like that. I don't like that. Not allowing that shit. Do not say that to Tyler. I don't like that. So we are ending this and we're gonna go into the post show because I'm not gonna allow that kind of bullshit.

• 1:35:20Speaker 02

  What the? Hey, give me some love.

• 1:35:22Caleb Hammer?

  I have to film with an extra 20 minutes for him, but I don't know if I should go through the, uh, audience. You won't like it if I, I just, hmm, I don't think, I do not like, you don't say that to the black. Don't say that to my friend.

• 1:35:34Speaker 02

  Let's keep going.

• 1:35:35Caleb Hammer?

  No, I don't.

• 1:35:36Speaker 02

  I won't say it. I just.

• 1:35:39Speaker 02

  Common courtesy.

• 1:35:39Caleb Hammer?

  Check your account. You ended with, I mean, you started with negative $18. This is pathetic. It's all raising canes, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, go in and start getting into bullshit, farmers market bullshit, genie member. Terry, Pete Terry's Burgers, Pete Terry's Burgers, Chipotle Patrol, Patrol, ended his savings with negative $411. Go fuck yourself. You're not budgeting and honestly, I hope when, um.

• 1:35:57Speaker 02

  You might want to wear this around Caleb just so you blend.

• 1:36:01Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, shit, I'm so worried. Okay, okay. What are you gonna say? Hope when the black man gets out of prison, he shoots your ass. Go to the, you know, post show. Join Hammer Elite, three shows a day, premium shows every single day, six days a week. I'm gonna go through his fun phone. I saw some concerning shit in his Instagram DMs and I'm about to go through that. I can't wait. It's gonna be incredible. Apologize to this man right now.

• 1:36:21Speaker 02

  I'm sorry for not using the hard.

• 1:36:23Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you are a piece of shit. I'll see you in the post show. What a piece of shit. Are you screenshotting so many conversations with people? Are they the people that have accused you?

• 1:36:30Speaker 02

  Maybe. They're gonna be careful, out and doesn't know what's going on.

• 1:36:34Caleb Hammer?

  This is just the message he's sending to everyone. Sex, question mark, sex, question mark?

• 1:36:38Speaker 02

  Is this not creepy to you, bro? Not really.

• 1:36:40Caleb Hammer?

  His entire ex feud is Andrew Tate and clavicular and.

• 1:36:44Speaker 00

  Oh, jeez.

• 1:36:44Caleb Hammer?

  Unemployed scammer.

• 1:36:47Speaker 02

  Being called this is a compliment.

• 1:36:49Speaker 00

  This nigga.

• 1:36:50Caleb Hammer?

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