Pod Insights Handsome Pretty Little Episode #17 About this episode Tig and Mae talk woodland critters and perfect days on a pretty handsome, handsomely pretty little episode!
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1:32 Speaker 02 This is a HeadGum Podcast.
1:46 Fortune Feimster? Pretty little episode.
1:51 Tig Notaro? It takes me by surprise every time.
1:55 Tig Notaro? Every single time.
1:56 Mae Martin? It's a delight every time.
1:58 Tig Notaro? It is. At first, it's not a delight. It's just flat out shocking that it's a pretty little episode.
2:05 Mae Martin? I know. I don't even, I don't remember ever recording that even.
2:08 Tig Notaro? I don't either. I don't believe it's us.
2:10 Mae Martin? I don't think so either.
2:11 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
2:12 Mae Martin? Tig, do you always feel a little bit like we're having like a clandestine meeting?
2:17 Tig Notaro? Every single time.
2:18 Mae Martin? Every, yeah. I don't, I just feel like we're cheating every time.
2:23 Tig Notaro? Yeah, yeah. I think people saw it happening, though. I think they saw it coming between the two of, the two of us.
2:30 Mae Martin? The eagle-eyed, the eagle-eyed were noticing little
2:33 Tig Notaro? Uh huh.
2:34 Mae Martin? Glances.
2:36 Tig Notaro? Now, on a, on a real note, who, who would be the ones out of the three of us that would hook up? Like, really, who? Who?
2:47 Mae Martin? Hmm. That's a really good question. I think, I think I could flirt with Fortune till the cows come home and she wouldn't know that I was flirting with her. Like, it wouldn't even occur to her. Whereas, I feel like if I went hard on you, there, I might, there might be some cracks I could get in there. Like, you might at least know what I was doing. Not cracks in your relationship, but you'd be like, okay.
3:11 Tig Notaro? Okay.
3:12 Mae Martin? And then the ball would be in your court.
3:14 Tig Notaro? So you feel like you could break me down a bit?
3:17 Mae Martin? I think at least I'd get in your head. You'd be, you'd be falling asleep at night thinking, that was weird today.
3:26 Tig Notaro? Yeah. Interesting. What was that about?
3:29 Mae Martin? Yeah.
3:29 Tig Notaro? And how would you flirt with me to, you know, because we're, we're coworkers and we don't really hang out too much because we're in different countries. So how are you going to make this known to me?
3:43 Mae Martin? Okay, it's going to start with just-
3:44 Tig Notaro? We're Zoom coworkers.
3:46 Mae Martin? Okay, this is how it's going to start.
3:47 Tig Notaro? And Thomas is always there.
3:50 Mae Martin? He's always the bearing witness.
3:51 Tig Notaro? Yeah. And he's got headphones on, listening, and he's got a camera watching. So how are you going to get in here with me?
3:58 Mae Martin? Okay, first, we're going to log on to do a regular episode. So Fortune's here, Thomas is here, you're here. And, and weirdly, I just, I only say hi to you. I go, hi Tig. Like, that's how it starts.
4:11 Tig Notaro? And you completely ignore Fortune?
4:13 Mae Martin? Well, later, you know, I'm chatting, but you, just a little, hi Tig.
4:17 Tig Notaro? And then that'll get in my head. I'll be like, wow, I wonder why May didn't say hi to Fortune.
4:23 Mae Martin? Yeah, yeah. And then it might, because we're in different cities, it might be little handwritten things appear in the mail from a secret admirer.
4:30 Tig Notaro? Really? And you think the high TIG and then me getting handwritten top secret stuff in my mailbox, I'd connect the two?
4:39 Mae Martin? Hmm. I don't know if the high TIG would be enough.
4:42 Tig Notaro? That's a stretch because I'm, it takes a lot for me. You basically have to say, I like you.
4:49 Mae Martin? Okay. Well, that's where that would be my next step.
4:52 Tig Notaro? Oh, I told you my, the secret. Now, now I'm vulnerable.
4:57 Mae Martin? How would you flirt with me?
5:01 Tig Notaro? Oh.
5:02 Mae Martin? And let's say this has really lodged itself in your mind. And for some reason, you've decided this is the right move.
5:08 Tig Notaro? Well, here's how I think I flirt with everyone.
5:11 Mae Martin? Yeah.
5:12 Tig Notaro? But also it's what I do to people I'm not even flirting with, which is I tease them.
5:18 Mae Martin? I know, I know. And so I wouldn't distinguish. I might be like, oh, TIG's going really hard on me.
5:24 Tig Notaro? Do you?
5:25 Mae Martin? Giggling, I'd be laughing.
5:28 Tig Notaro? You'd be giggling.
5:29 Mae Martin? I would be giggling like a schoolgirl.
5:31 Tig Notaro? Okay. And then, um, do you tease people when you're, when you're, um, trying to get something going on?
5:37 Mae Martin? I do, but also usually the people that I'm going for have a, are sort of high status, like, and they're the ones making fun of me. And so I just kind of, I fall into that role and then I kind of amp it up.
5:51 Tig Notaro? Okay, okay.
5:52 Mae Martin? Yeah.
5:53 Tig Notaro? I've been accused of flirting with people that I wasn't flirting with.
5:57 Mae Martin? Cause you were making fun of them in a really charming way.
6:00 Tig Notaro? I just like, I don't know if it was charming. I think it might've been relentless. No, not bullying, but just like, oh my God, there's certain personalities. You just,
6:11 Mae Martin? Yeah.
6:12 Tig Notaro? You can't stop me. Like I, I cannot, I can't be stopped.
6:17 Mae Martin? I mean, there is something nice. When someone makes fun of you, it's like they see you, you know, they're, they're paying extra attention. They're noticing your weird little quirks and stuff.
6:27 Tig Notaro? For sure, for sure.
6:29 Mae Martin? Okay.
6:29 Tig Notaro? And, and your normal little quirks.
6:31 Mae Martin? Yeah.
6:32 Tig Notaro? Normal and weird quirks.
6:33 Mae Martin? Okay. So I'd kind of noticed that you were doing that more than usual.
6:37 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
6:38 Mae Martin? And then how, how would you cross the line? How would you?
6:42 Tig Notaro? How would I get this going on?
6:44 Mae Martin? Like a late night text, you up?
6:49 Mae Martin? It's 1 a.m.
6:50 Tig Notaro? Uh, well, yeah, I guess I might be up because I do have trouble sleeping.
6:54 Mae Martin? Yeah.
6:55 Tig Notaro? So, um, maybe I would just text you and say, hi, May.
7:02 Mae Martin? Oh, my God, that would honestly be like, I, that's a really cool move.
7:11 Mae Martin? I'd be like, take notice my high tick.
7:13 Tig Notaro? Yeah. And then, hi, May. But it would come like weeks later, you know, because I would have thought it out. I'd, I'd think it through. I'd be like, oh, this is, I'm coming on too hard here.
7:26 Mae Martin? Right.
7:27 Tig Notaro? You know?
7:27 Mae Martin? You play a really long game.
7:29 Tig Notaro? Oh, when I, when I was interested in Stephanie, I texted her once a month.
7:33 Mae Martin? Yeah, that's impressive. I'm like verbal diarrhea texting, sending memes.
7:40 Tig Notaro? What, sending memes like, um, I always get confused with memes and emojis. Memes are like, like little short videos.
7:48 Mae Martin? Yeah, or a picture, but yeah.
7:50 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
7:51 Mae Martin? Yeah. Actually, maybe I wouldn't do that. Maybe I'd be cooler than that at this stage in my life. I might be.
7:56 Tig Notaro? I don't think so.
7:57 Mae Martin? I don't think so either.
7:59 Tig Notaro? My inbox would be full of memes.
8:01 Mae Martin? So, but do you agree that we'd be the more likely pair out of the three of us? Or do you think you and Fortune would have something going on?
8:07 Tig Notaro? Um, I feel like Fortune would respond to both of us like, I don't know, bud.
8:13 Mae Martin? Yeah.
8:13 Tig Notaro? You know, just real like, yeah, I'm gonna go home with Biggie and Jax, bud. And then you and I are like, okay, well, we're gonna hook up then.
8:24 Mae Martin? Yeah.
8:25 Tig Notaro? If we can't have Fortune, we're gonna hook up.
8:27 Mae Martin? Exactly, exactly.
8:31 Tig Notaro? Oh, well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
8:33 Mae Martin? Me too, me too.
8:35 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
8:35 Mae Martin? How's your day going?
8:36 Tig Notaro? Good. I, uh, I have a lot of lines and, um, Holly Hunter, uh, the star of our show likes to rehearse.
8:46 Mae Martin? Oh.
8:47 Tig Notaro? So sometimes that takes up my weekends.
8:50 Mae Martin? Right. I respect that. I, I'm a reheaser.
8:54 Tig Notaro? Listen, I respect it so much. I just, it makes me nervous.
9:00 Mae Martin? Yeah.
9:00 Tig Notaro? Because I guess I am used to showing up. To a scene prepared and I guess I am prepared. I can't even say I am used to showing up prepared because I struggle in in this, in this line of work, but rehearsal, you're really fumbling through it.
9:21 Mae Martin? Yeah, yeah.
9:22 Tig Notaro? Early stage and I don't know, but I think it's, it's ultimately great for everybody to have rehearsal time.
9:30 Mae Martin? There was once, there was a guy in my show Feel Good, who we had written in the script that he had to do chin ups. Or pull ups, either one. It was like, he has to do like five or six. And so he spent months like learning and then when he showed up on the day, it just wasn't the same equipment that he thought it was gonna be. And it really threw him off. And that's the thing with rehearsing, sometimes you might get it one way in your head and then you show up and you're, and the director says something totally different.
9:56 Tig Notaro? Yes.
9:57 Mae Martin? Oh no.
9:58 Tig Notaro? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well, hopefully I don't have to do any of that sort of exercising.
10:05 Mae Martin? Yeah.
10:06 Tig Notaro? Um, because I'm definitely not prepared for that.
10:09 Mae Martin? You show up and they're like, we were thinking this starts with you pumping iron. This scene.
10:14 Tig Notaro? Twice your body weight.
10:16 Mae Martin? Yeah.
10:17 Tig Notaro? But that's, uh, it's, it's good. And what about your day?
10:20 Mae Martin? Yeah, my, my, uh, yeah, my day's good. I went to the gym and I'm really noticing, I was pumping iron.
10:25 Tig Notaro? Mm hmm.
10:26 Mae Martin? I was getting, getting big.
10:28 Tig Notaro? Nice.
10:29 Mae Martin? But I'm really noticing that I'm a messy person. Like the place I'm staying is, I'm, is so messy and I've barely been here anytime and I'm having to like face myself and look.
10:38 Tig Notaro? And you just noticed you're messy?
10:41 Mae Martin? Yeah, maybe. Like I, I leave cupboard doors open. Um, it's not like dirty, like food mess, but just empty boxes. You're, you're pretty tidy, yeah?
10:51 Tig Notaro? I am tidy, but I have a problem area, which is my, I think I've talked about it, my kid's art pile.
10:58 Mae Martin? Oh.
10:59 Tig Notaro? And it is growing massively. And I'm, I'm, you know, in the back of my mind, I'm like, I'm gonna do something with this. And I think a lot of parents do that.
11:09 Mae Martin? I just saw a thing advertised where you can send it away and they scan it.
11:13 Tig Notaro? I know.
11:14 Mae Martin? No, no.
11:14 Tig Notaro? Everybody's told me this, but I want to do something with the actual art.
11:19 Mae Martin? Right, right.
11:20 Tig Notaro? But I'll sort this out.
11:23 Mae Martin? I, I went to stay at my friend's house and she had made a quilt out of like old jeans and stuff. I think it was like a loved one had passed. She made this quilt out of all their old clothes. And I, before I left, because I was staying in the guest bedroom, I left a little note in one of the pockets of the jeans that have been used in the quilt. And I was just like, whoever finds it, finds it. No one might ever find it.
11:45 Tig Notaro? That's fun.
11:46 Mae Martin? Yeah, yeah.
11:46 Tig Notaro? Well, if it gets washed, it's gone.
11:49 Mae Martin? That's true. Yeah.
11:50 Tig Notaro? Yeah, but being a messy person, you wouldn't know about washing quilts.
11:54 Mae Martin? Oh, no, I'm obsessed with laundry.
11:56 Tig Notaro? Oh, okay.
11:56 Mae Martin? I love doing laundry.
11:58 Tig Notaro? All right, I love to.
11:59 Mae Martin? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you love it.
12:01 Tig Notaro? I love it. I find it relaxing and I, it makes me feel like I'm taking care of my family. Getting their little clothes ready for the week and, you know, all that kind of stuff.
12:11 Mae Martin? Folding their little clothes. Oh, my God.
12:13 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
12:14 Mae Martin? Heaven.
12:15 Tig Notaro? Matching socks and all that.
12:16 Mae Martin? Did you ever, before you kind of settled, like, like when I was first kind of living in my own places and stuff, did you go to the laundromat ever? Did you have that? That was a big part of my life for a while.
12:28 Tig Notaro? Yeah, yeah, I definitely went there. I remember Sarah Silverman went with me one time to do my laundry and she pulled one of my flannels out and she said, if I didn't know you were here, I would think there was a little tiny lumberjack doing laundry.
12:45 Mae Martin? A tiny lumberjack.
12:52 Tig Notaro? But yeah, I used to spend a good amount of time in laundromats.
12:56 Mae Martin? Me too.
12:57 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
12:58 Mae Martin? Those were the days where you could be bored and enjoy boredom and just sit there, watch the clothes turn.
13:03 Tig Notaro? Yes.
13:04 Mae Martin? There'd be some shitty TV on the wall playing like Dr. Phil.
13:07 Tig Notaro? Oh, my God. Nobody would possibly do that now.
13:09 Mae Martin? I know.
13:10 Tig Notaro? Yeah, it's all phones.
13:12 Mae Martin? Also, internet cafes, people used to go and just spend 14 hours playing Diablo or video games and they would just live off of like ramen noodles and chips. And I don't think that's a culture anymore.
13:23 Tig Notaro? Wow, I'm not even familiar.
13:25 Mae Martin? It was crazy. There was a guy called Diablo Dave in Toronto who I think lived in an internet cafe.
13:30 Tig Notaro? Wow.
13:31 Mae Martin? Just playing for, and he would make money by selling like items that you can collect in the game. He'd be like, well, I got a Battle X. You can buy it for $4.
13:40 Tig Notaro? You know, it's very likely he's listening to us.
13:43 Mae Martin? I hope so.
13:44 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
13:45 Mae Martin? Um, should we see what our listeners want to ask us? Maybe there'll be a question from him.
13:50 Tig Notaro? Sure.
13:51 Speaker 04 Good evening, handsoms. My name is Shem. It's a little bit after midnight here in Salt Lake City and I'm up with my new son, baby Zeke, who is not quite three weeks old. We would love to know if you were part of a community of woodland creatures and also a small business owner, what animal would you be and what would be your job? For example, you could be a squirrel that runs a bakery or a tortoise that provides affordable marriage counseling.
14:21 Tig Notaro? Oh, my gosh.
14:22 Mae Martin? Favorite questions we've had in a while.
14:24 Tig Notaro? Yeah, it's good. And I immediately know that I'd be a beaver, um, working on the dam.
14:31 Mae Martin? Working on the dam?
14:33 Tig Notaro? I mean.
14:33 Mae Martin? Just on your own dam? Or can people hire you to work on their dams?
14:36 Tig Notaro? I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm for hire for sure, but man, what is better than seeing a beaver working their little beaver face and teeth off? Just trying to get everything. The fact that animals know what they're supposed to do is the craziest thing in the world.
14:56 Mae Martin? That's so true, actually, like that the beaver is not like, well, build a treehouse. It's like, no.
15:01 Tig Notaro? No, I gotta build a dam.
15:02 Mae Martin? Yeah.
15:03 Tig Notaro? And then here comes the new babies building the dam. But I guess that's what beavers do. And maybe I'm being asked, or we're being asked, what would we do?
15:15 Mae Martin? Yeah, like a little business, like a what's the Beaver's passion aside from, you know?
15:21 Tig Notaro? Yeah, I would say the Beaver probably works at the tennis courts.
15:26 Mae Martin? I love that there's tennis courts. Are they using little acorns for balls?
15:30 Tig Notaro? Uh, probably, uh, but they're using their little tail.
15:34 Mae Martin? Oh, my God. Yes.
15:38 Mae Martin? Like it's the tennis coach.
15:41 Tig Notaro? Is exactly it.
15:42 Mae Martin? Smack.
15:44 Tig Notaro? What about you?
15:45 Mae Martin? I would be a, an old badger and I live, I'm a sort of bachelor and old, and I live in a, my little badger den and I make, um, I'm a sculptor and yeah, and you can commission stuff and you can bring found objects and I'll turn them into art. And, uh, yeah, I'm a badger sculptor, I think.
16:10 Tig Notaro? Wow. And tiny sculptures or?
16:13 Mae Martin? I'm changing my mind about it all. Can I be a rabbit that makes soup? I want to be a rabbit.
16:20 Tig Notaro? I would hope there's carrots in there.
16:22 Mae Martin? Yeah, a rabbit that is making this really good smelling soup out of my little rabbit, Warren, and you can come and I'll give you a little cup of soup.
16:29 Tig Notaro? Yeah, I like that. Yeah.
16:31 Mae Martin? That's better than this old bachelor badger who you bring garbage to and he turns it into art. I don't like that.
16:38 Tig Notaro? Yeah, out that goes.
16:40 Mae Martin? Yeah. Should we hear what Shem?
16:42 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
16:43 Speaker 04 I would be a porcupine that runs a 24 hour library. Porcupines are ridiculous and beautiful. And I would love to be able to go to get a new book at four in the morning. Thanks. Love the show.
16:54 Mae Martin? Great.
16:55 Tig Notaro? I mean, Shem is just hitting it.
16:58 Mae Martin? Yeah. And also he said it was midnight when he was sending this message. So.
17:03 Tig Notaro? Well, it sounds like a midnight message.
17:05 Mae Martin? Yeah, yeah.
17:06 Tig Notaro? Thank you, Shem, and congrats on your little tiny, uh, cub.
17:09 Mae Martin? Yes, and on your 24 hour library.
17:13 Tig Notaro? Yeah, I can't wait to hear what the little cub does for a, a living in the woods.
17:18 Mae Martin? Oh, my God. Zeke.
17:20 Tig Notaro? Zeke. Um, all right, let's, uh, let's move it along.
17:25 Speaker 02 Hi, handsoms. My name's Lucy, a long-term listener. Love the pod. I live in England and I'm hoping that my accent might sway you to feature my question. I know you're always talking about cute accents and I don't know if mine's cute, but here we go. It's British, so it's worth a shot. My question is that I want you to imagine that you are 80 years old and you have a genie come to you and the genie says, you're 80 years old. You can go back and have one perfect day from any point in your life. And you get to pick what day that is and you get to relive it and redo it.
18:07 Speaker 02 But you've probably then only got a few months left and then you're gonna snuff it. Or you can have another five years, so you'll live till you're 85. But it's just gonna be kind of your average life between 80 and 85. So yeah, I would like to know what you would choose.
18:24 Mae Martin? Hmm. Ooh. And in this scenario, you're not doing great. She's saying so.
18:32 Tig Notaro? Yeah, I mean, I guess you just live an average life for five years, right?
18:39 Mae Martin? Right.
18:40 Tig Notaro? Or you go out in a bang.
18:42 Mae Martin? Go out in a bang and, and, and when you go back and live the perfect day, I wonder if you're, you're still 80 or you go back to being young.
18:50 Tig Notaro? Yeah, I guess we just have to decide.
18:54 Speaker 05 But from her answer, it's like you're back in that day, however you were.
18:58 Mae Martin? Okay, okay.
19:00 Tig Notaro? And then you die right after that?
19:02 Speaker 05 Yes.
19:04 Tig Notaro? I, you know, I think because I have children,
19:10 Tig Notaro? I would take the, um, the average, the average long stretch just because I'd wanna see, I wanna see what goes on with them, you know? I wanna see what, what they become, what their life is, what they're up to, how they're doing.
19:28 Mae Martin? I think I'm gonna take the five years too, because even if your life is average or your, you know, your health isn't great, like you can read books and, and.
19:40 Mae Martin? Yeah, five years is a long time. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take the five years. Yeah, also in the five years, someone might invent something that means, you know, you live, you upload your consciousness and live another hundred years.
19:50 Tig Notaro? And somebody might invent something that means, uh, that could make those five years not so average.
19:56 Mae Martin? Yeah.
19:57 Tig Notaro? Yeah, so hold out hope for that.
19:59 Mae Martin? Or they could invent a time machine and then you could also have the, the one day.
20:04 Tig Notaro? Hmm, there's so many options.
20:06 Mae Martin? Yeah, and I don't even know what, I don't know what day I would choose, because I'd also be worried that I'd go back and it wouldn't be what I remembered, or I'd me, I'd mess it up.
20:13 Tig Notaro? Yeah, you don't want to take that chance.
20:15 Mae Martin? Yeah. Okay, we're both taking the five years.
20:18 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
20:19 Mae Martin? Another example of how compatible we are, take.
20:22 Tig Notaro? Truly. This episode is very sexy.
20:26 Speaker 02 I would choose to go back and have one perfect day. I don't really know what it's like to be eighty, but my grandparents said it's meh, you know, take it or leave it. So I think I would go back and I would choose, I know exactly what day it is. It's a Sunday and me and my husband have not had children yet, um, so we're not permanently exhausted and we are lying in bed on a Sunday morning and it's beautiful day. I'm just cuddling up and my husband just said to me, do you want to go for a roast dinner at the pub? And I was like, yeah, okay. And we just did. And it was great food. And then we had a lazy dog walk and just watched telly. And it was just so peaceful and so calm. And I don't know why it was one of the best days ever, but it just was.
21:10 Tig Notaro? You know, I, that's a great day, but I have to be honest, it also sounds like a classic day of an eighty year old.
21:17 Mae Martin? That's so true. A lazy, like where the highlight is a pub lunch.
21:21 Tig Notaro? Yeah, yeah.
21:22 Mae Martin? Also, so funny that she wants to go back to before her kids were born.
21:28 Mae Martin? Lucy.
21:31 Tig Notaro? Classic Lucy. That's our Lucy. I love Lucy.
21:35 Mae Martin? Yeah, um, very British answer as well.
21:37 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
21:38 Mae Martin? Couldn't be more British.
21:40 Tig Notaro? Yeah, I mean, through pub in there, you got to.
21:43 Speaker 02 Lovely, perfect day.
21:46 Tig Notaro? Well, we, um, we, we did it, May.
21:49 Mae Martin? We pulled it off again.
21:50 Tig Notaro? We pulled it off again and we were able to be professional, even though there's a lot simmering between us.
21:56 Mae Martin? Yeah, we kept it together.
21:58 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
21:59 Mae Martin? Yeah.
21:59 Tig Notaro? Yeah, yeah, we did. Uh, for now.
22:02 Mae Martin? For now, beads of sweat pouring down my head.
22:07 Mae Martin? Well, Diablo Dave, if you're listening, there's still a chance for you to send in a question. Go to speakpipe.com/hansampod. Please keep sending your questions. We're loving these. It's so fun.
22:18 Tig Notaro? Yes, indeed.
22:20 Mae Martin? See if you can beat Shem's question. That was really good.
22:24 Tig Notaro? Yeah.
22:25 Mae Martin? And don't forget, tickets are available for our livestreamed, exciting holiday show, December 21st, and you can go to our socials to get tickets.
22:34 Tig Notaro? May, it was a pleasure. And until next time, keep it pretty handsome.
22:43 Mae Martin? Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected] . And please follow us on social media at HandsomePod.
22:59 Speaker 04 What a podcast!
23:05 Speaker 04 That was a HeadGum Podcast.
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