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In this episode of Side Stories, the hosts discuss various bizarre and compelling news items, starting with the surprising survival of death row inmate Krista Pike after a botched execution. They also cover a viral incident in Milwaukee where a 23-year-old woman successfully posed as a substitute teacher for three hours just to berate and insult students. Additional stories include roller coaster safety concerns after an accident at Six Flags over Georgia, a man jumping into a tiger enclosure in the UK, monkey attacks in Nepal, and an Iowa City council meeting where a local resident delivered a Satanic invocation. Throughout the episode, the hosts blend true crime commentary with comedy, audience letters, and tour updates.
The hosts open the episode with a brief introduction and a series of ad spots for sponsors.
The hosts announce the episode’s focus on side stories and set the stage for the upcoming tales.
A humorous digression about cannibalism and a hat issue leads into the first side story.
The hosts recount their experience watching a live performance of Paranormal Activity at a theater.
The hosts discuss a substitute teacher who berated students and the legal ramifications.
A detailed account of Krista Pike’s death row experience and alleged survival after lethal injection.
A bizarre segment about monkey attacks in Nepal and the hosts’ speculation on the cause.
A discussion about a roller coaster incident at Six Flags and broader amusement park safety concerns.
The hosts talk about a man who jumped into a tiger enclosure and the ensuing controversy.
The hosts share a humorous story about trying to find a restaurant in Hartford, Connecticut.
The episode concludes with a controversial prayer and final remarks from the hosts.
The hosts rant about a chaotic city council meeting involving a pastor, mayor, and a cursed invocation.
Krista Pike Survives Executiondata
The hosts discuss how death row inmate Krista Pike survived a lethal injection attempt due to collapsed veins, leaving her confused and irritated.
Fake Substitute Teacher Berates Studentsstory
A 23-year-old woman broke into a Milwaukee high school, posed as a substitute teacher for three hours, and yelled insults and slurs at students.
Roller Coaster Accident at Six Flagsinsight
A man fell out of the Goliath ride at Six Flags over Georgia, prompting a discussion about ride safety and aging theme park infrastructure.
Man Jumps Into Tiger Enclosurestory
A man in his thirties jumped two fences at the Yorkshire Wildlife Park and was mauled by a tiger, though the zoo decided not to euthanize the animal.
Satanic Invocation at City Councilstory
A local resident named Matthew Dalby delivered a Satanic invocation at an Iowa City council meeting, sparking controversy and local reaction.
Warning About Online Extortion Groupsstrategy
A listener shares a warning about online groups like 764 that target and extort children for self-harm videos and personal information.
“Whoa, you're gonna, you're gonna attach the flat brim to the Funko Pop.”
“That's cute, but that's fine, it's a gift you didn't buy it.”
“Oh, they're saying that it's to like to behold in a wonderful night out with family and friends for the spooky time of year.”
“to try to bring black people and Latino people to Broadway.”
“This is my favorite shit, I love it.”
“John Trowbridge came as Baron Trump on stilts, it was the funniest.”
“Come get that shit, get that fucking shit!”
“The idea of the satanic panic is more widespread than it has ever been.”
“I love that motherfucker, yes, seriously dude, I will buy you a meal, that is what we need.”
“The guys, uh, the entire Epstein class that rapes people with impunity, all men, all white, older men.”
Henry & Eddie bring you this week’s weirdest news and wildest stories - a Milwaukee woman accused of posing as a substitute teacher just to talk shit to kids, a theme park slip-up leaves one man dead, a fatal encounter at a UK tiger enclosure, monkey gangs terrorizing Nepal, Satan gets the floor at an Iowa city council meeting, the cheesesteak debate continues, and MORE!
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