The Snack: Gay Halloween, Nobody Wants This, and Ombre D*ck
Hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg
- 1h 0m
- Transcript
Summary
Written by a model from the transcript; not yet reviewed.
Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine host a pop culture and relationship commentary episode of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast, centered around a gay Halloween theme where both wear Ice Hockey jerseys from the show Heated Rivalry. The hosts break down celebrity Halloween costume predictions and controversies, review the third season of Nobody Wants This, and share intense opinions on the latest Love is Blind Boston episodes. They also cover recent entertainment news, including Tom Brady and supermodel drama, Chriselle Staus and G Flip splitting up, and political moments from the midterms.
- When choosing a dating app, lead with positivity and upload photos where you can be clearly seen alone rather than in a large group of friends. 15:30
- Check your voter registration and ballot status ahead of time to ensure everything is correct and you are able to vote properly. 51:21
- Use Zbiotics pre-alcohol probiotic drink before a night out to help your body break down acetaldehyde and ensure a better next-day feeling. 48:14
Chapters
- 0:01Intro and Halloween Costume Teaser
Hosts introduce the episode and tease their gay Halloween costumes.
- 0:52Halloween Party Plans and Costume Details
The hosts outline their upcoming Halloween parties and elaborate on costume logistics.
- 2:53Sponsored Break – Hinge and Parallel Health
A brief sponsor segment promoting Hinge and pregnancy supplement brand Parallel Health.
- 3:27Anthropologie Shopping Segment
Hosts showcase Anthropologie holiday gifts and fashion items for the season.
- 6:03Halloween Costume Predictions and Pop Culture Highlights
They predict top Halloween costumes for 2026, citing celebrity examples and niche ideas.
- 6:51Deep Dive into “Nobody Wants This” Storylines
Hosts analyze character arcs, especially Joanne, Noah, Morgan, and Sasha, and speculate future plots.
- 9:32Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks
Hosts wrap up the episode, share final thoughts, and sign off.
- 39:49Love Is Blind Recap and Wicker Movie Preview
The hosts recap Love Is Blind and discuss the upcoming Wicker movie, teasing its provocative content.
- 40:56Wicker Movie Controversy and Fan Reactions
They debate the film’s explicit scenes, the rumored inclusion of Billy’s dick, and audience expectations.
- 44:52Diamonds and Celebrity Jewelry Talk
The conversation shifts to desert diamonds, celebrity engagement rings, and personal jewelry preferences.
- 48:04Zbiotics Pre‑Alcohol Probiotic Pitch
A brief product pitch for Zbiotics, highlighting its probiotic benefits for post‑party recovery.
- 48:40Lululemon Fall Collection Review
Hosts discuss their favorite Lululemon pieces from the new fall line and share workout wardrobe tips.
Highlights
- 0:47
Dressed as a Masturbation Subjectinsight
The guest explains her Halloween costume choice by stating she is dressed as the single thing she has masturbated to the most this year from a favorite show.
- 5:23
One Year Wedding Anniversarystory
The host reflects on getting married and notes they are celebrating their one-year wedding anniversary weekend with several Halloween parties.
- 7:28
Latex Outfit Wardrobe Malfunctionstrategy
The hosts discuss the difficulty of finding well-fitting red latex jumpsuits for Britney Spears costumes, noting how baggy material creates an unflattering crotch and fupa look.
- 12:20
Bizarre Gay Halloween Costume Metainsight
The hosts read threads featuring overly niche and absurd gay Halloween costume concepts, such as the East Wing of the White House being demolished.
- 20:00
Binging Season Three of Nobody Wants Thisdebate
The hosts debate the third season of Nobody Wants This, discussing character arcs, the focus on secondary characters, and whether Joanne and Noah's ending felt rushed.
- 35:30
Assessing Love is Blind Red Flagsdebate
The hosts analyze the contestants on Love is Blind Boston, particularly debating whether Rob's outgoing personality and readiness for commitment are genuine or a front.
- 40:15
Alexander Skarsgård in Wickerinsight
The hosts discuss the new movie Wicker starring Alexander Skarsgård, joking about the theater release and internet discourse regarding full-frontal nudity.
- 55:30
The hosts unpack a public Instagram feud where model Joan Smalls called Candace Swanepoel a backstabber, allegedly over past involvement with Tom Brady.
Quotes
“I am dressed as the single thing I've masturbated to the most this year.”
Rayna Greenberg · 0:47 “Drake wearing a 2012 brown fringe blanket scarf, looking like a white girl named Ashley in a pumpkin patch.”
Ashley Hesseltine · 13:45 “People have already done Susan Dell.”
Ashley Hesseltine · 10:30 “I just want to be clear. I'm good at doppelgangers. I'm bad at predictions.”
Ashley Hesseltine · 39:11 “I want a tennis bracelet. So if my husband is listening, that's what I want for the holidays.”
Ashley Hesseltine · 46:29 “I want to see that Wicker penis on the big screen.”
Rayna Greenberg · 40:15 “I love that he looked at Carolina like, right, Carolina?”
Ashley Hesseltine · 41:15
Sponsored segments
- Hinge 2:53–3:07
- Anthropologie 2:53–3:07
- Zbiotics 2:57–3:07
- Diamond is Forever 2:57–3:19
- Lululemon 3:09–3:27
- Parallel 3:09–3:27
- Parallel 17:54–18:12
- Anthropologie 18:12–19:55
- Desert Diamonds 47:54–48:10
- Zbiotics 48:04–49:18
- State Farm 59:58–1:00:23
About this episode
Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: Best (and most toxic) celeb costumes so far Top 10 pop culture costumes of the year Best Gay Halloween tweets Our review of Nobody Wants This S3 Love is Blind latest opinions Wicker is out (and does it show full frontal?) You Can See Everything cock-spiracy Midterm campaign trail: Obama’s swag and Cheesecake Factory stray, Tr*mp and Nicki Minaj Headlines: Sexiest Man Alive, Tom Brady love triangle, Chrishell and G Flip split, Amy Robach and TJ Holmes’s exes get engaged Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Hinge: Download the dating app designed to be deleted. A Diamond is Forever: Explore the full Dessert Diamonds story and discover your holiday icon at https://adiamondisforever.com. Anthropologie: Shop must have holiday gifts at https://anthropologie.com/all-gifts. ZiBiotics: Get 15% off at https://zbiotics.com/gge with code GGE. Lululemon: Get new styles from the fall collection and free returns at https://lululemon.com. Perelel: Get 20% off your first order at https://perelelhealth.com/gge with code GGE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcript
13,463 words · 3 speakers
Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.
Topics
- Wicker
- Cheesecake Factory
Page updated · transcript and summary are machine-generated