Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Yelp Reviews About Your EX About this episode On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, Bunnie Xo and the girls are back, swapping holiday stories, relationship chaos, and the kind of brutal honesty that only happens with your ride-or-dies. Bunnie spills about her and Jay finally skipping hosting Thanksgiving after a whole decade, and the crew dives into their history with exes — the good ones, the bad ones, and the ones better left unspoken.
They read hysterical Yelp-style “reviews” of past relationships, roast their own red flags, and get real about everything from choosing magnesium over cocaine to navigating passive-aggressive people. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without confessions about bathroom etiquette, fart stories, and way too much information — all delivered with love, laughter, and zero shame.
It’s unfiltered. It’s chaotic. It’s relatable.
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0:01 Bunnie XO? Ask, tell, confess.
0:18 Bunnie XO? Hello friends, welcome to another episode of
0:24 Bunnie XO? Where's my saxophone? Where the fuck is my saxophone? Why is it not here? Should just be on display behind you. No, I want to be like, ask, tell, confess.
0:36 Bunnie XO? I want to blow a note in the saxophone. Maybe that's why you're like so sore is because you were giving that your everything. No, I'm sore from this fucking reta. And if you guys want to know about the reta, feel free to listen to the freaking episode that's dropping this week of us. It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun.
0:58 Bunnie XO? How's everybody doing? I feel like we haven't sat down in forever. This had like two weeks off, guys. God, we never have two weeks off. No, never, ever. The holidays, I hope everybody had a really good holiday. What'd you guys do? I got to spend it with my family and I'm so thankful for that. You too.
1:16 Speaker 01 Yeah, I went back home.
1:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Jay and I were on the couch by 3pm.
1:21 Speaker 01 That's nice.
1:21 Bunnie XO? We literally, it was the first year in a decade that we have not hosted a Thanksgiving and I gotta say, we loved it. I don't think we'll ever host another Thanksgiving again. It was that good. She said, I may have fucked around and found out and I like it. Yeah, like it was so good, but yeah. What did you guys eat though? We ordered a bunch of sides from Bar Soul Food because we just love their food and their stuffing is just so amazing. And then I made two turkeys and a ham. And we had a ton of food leftovers. So I just gave it to all of our security guards and made people take it home. Yeah, I made everybody to go plates and then whatever was left over, we just gave to all our security guards. My, our one security guard, Justin, is
2:07 Bunnie XO? He's got like a big family. So we literally just sent him home with sheets and pans of just food. Like, here you go. And like every week that I get my meal preps, I will pick out the ones that I like. And then I'll give him the rest of whatever's left over because I'm really picky. And he loves them. So I just sent him home with all this food. And like, it's so funny because it's like this, you know, big fucking alpha dude. And he's like, loves his methodology meals. And it's so funny. He's getting like 14 grams of fiber each meal.
2:40 Bunnie XO? Thank you, child.
2:43 Bunnie XO? It's okay. I ordered some, so we have some getting delivered. I appreciate you. Thank you. Bye.
2:52 Bunnie XO? Yes. Love you. All right, guys, you guys, you can leave this in, Jason. I, uh, used to snort cocaine and use my pinky nail to snort cocaine. And now I use my pinky nail to put magnesium in my water bottle.
3:08 Speaker 01 What a life change.
3:09 Bunnie XO? I have not been feeling great because of this fricking Reta. So if you guys want to hear about it, just go and, uh, listen to this, this week's podcast. And we go into a little bit more detail about what happened and stuff. But yeah, my, how times have changed. It was the funniest thing because Momo and I were driving yesterday and she wasn't feeling good. And I was like, you need electrolytes. So I pulled out a baggie. It's literally a sandwich bag full of electrolytes. It looks like fucking an eight, like an eight ball of cocaine. And, uh, she's like, what is our life? She's like, this is, it never used to be like this. So I was like, now I know what fucking parents were talking about. Like, have fun while you're young because in your 40s, shit hits different.
3:52 Speaker 01 You got baggies of electrolytes in your.
3:55 Bunnie XO? But at least you guys know I practice what I preach. So I literally live for this shit. This magnesium is like, bro.
4:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, I always feel like it fixes you so quickly, too. You're like, hold on, let me get my magnesium. And then you're good in 10 minutes.
4:08 Bunnie XO? Mm hmm. Yeah. All right. So what did you do? What did you do for today? You made people write Yelp reviews?
4:18 Speaker 01 Yeah. So on our Facebook, on the dumb blonde Facebook, we have a private group for everyone. Um, and the members were able to submit Yelp reviews for their exes. And I, I was like, I don't know what to expect out of this, but man, when I started reading through them, I was like, this is a segment for Ask Tell Confess for sure. People really laid into it. There were some nice ones, but yeah, these are funny.
4:43 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I read a few of them and I was like, oh my God. I wonder if any of my exes wrote a Yelp review about me, what it would say? What do you think yours would say?
4:51 Speaker 01 Oh gosh, I haven't dated. I don't know.
4:54 Bunnie XO? Me either, but what do you think?
4:56 Speaker 01 I was like a teenager when I dated, so maybe just that she's a bitch.
5:02 Bunnie XO? I think mine would be like, she's a whore, um, nymphomaniac, um, definitely bipolar, possibly never diagnosed, but for sure has something wrong with her. Um, yeah, that's probably what they'd say.
5:19 Speaker 01 My exes probably hate me. I have a lot of exes.
5:23 Bunnie XO? My exes don't hate me. I get along with all of them, except for one. And that's his choice because he's just fucking emotional.
5:29 Speaker 01 I was a shit human.
5:31 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I mean, I was a shit human too.
5:32 Speaker 02 Are you friends with exes?
5:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I am. I'm friends. Well, I use that term loosely.
5:38 Speaker 01 Yeah.
5:38 Bunnie XO? Because I wouldn't say like, I'm like, I talk to him every day or like, and like, we're buddy buddy. But yeah, we're definitely cordial. Like, you know, I've been married twice. My, one of my ex husbands is remarried to a beautiful girl who we actually grew up with and I'm friends with both of them. I, I would talk to her more than I've talked to him, uh, but I have talked to him before and like, you know, we're cool. He gets it that I was crazy when I was younger.
5:59 Speaker 01 Yeah.
5:59 Bunnie XO? You know, we just let bygones be bygones. Um, And then my other ex, fucking, you guys just read about this in the book, but my other ex, I literally was helping him out until recently.
6:10 Speaker 01 Yeah.
6:10 Bunnie XO? When he decided to go online and fucking be like, I'm Bunny XO's ex-husband. Ask me anything you want. And I was like, you know what? I don't need people like you in my life, especially with as much as I've fucking have tried to help you with and do for you. Like, that was just a shady.
6:24 Speaker 01 Yeah.
6:24 Bunnie XO? And it, it was because of him. He had texted me and said he was dating a 19-year-old, or no, I'm sorry, 17-year-old, right? And just turned 18. And I was like, bro, that's borderline pedo. I was like, you're 45 years old. Like, that's disgusting. My daughter is 17, and if she came home with a man like you, I would chase you off with a shotgun.
6:45 Speaker 01 Yes.
6:46 Bunnie XO? So he, he told me I was being a hater because of it, and I, and went to the internet and did that. And I was just like, you know what? You showed me who you were in that moment, and that's disgusting.
6:55 Speaker 01 No.
6:56 Bunnie XO? So.
6:56 Speaker 01 We don't play off stuff like that.
6:58 Bunnie XO? But like, I try to be friends with everybody. Um, my abusive relationship, but he, I've tried so hard to just like, move on from that entire situation and be cordial with him, and he just will not, like, nothing works. Are you guys friends with exes?
7:13 Speaker 02 Not really, just because I'm more of out of sight, out of mind. So it's not that I go out of my way to not be in touch with exes. I just, I fill my brain with other stuff.
7:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
7:22 Speaker 01 Yeah.
7:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
7:23 Speaker 01 I get that. I mean, I, like, I'm friends with one of them on Facebook, kind of thing, but like, we're both married with children. And we were best friends before it, and we shouldn't have dated.
7:32 Bunnie XO? Right.
7:32 Speaker 01 That was the issue, was that we dated, and it was like, oh, we ruined a really good friendship.
7:38 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
7:38 Speaker 01 And it, it was never the same after, of course. And so, I mean, we still, like, in passing, like, I'll like a picture of his little family and stuff. But no, I don't hang with exes. And of course.
7:48 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I don't hang out with him either.
7:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, I don't, yeah, we, I mean, we're both transplants to here, so it's like, our exes aren't even around here.
7:54 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
7:55 Speaker 01 But maybe like, on social media and passing.
7:56 Bunnie XO? I think being cordial and being able to be like, hey, you were a moment in my life. I don't need to hate you, and I don't need to carry any disdain, you know? Because that shit builds up in your liver, and you fucking live with that for the rest of your life if you're angry at somebody like that, so. I think it's cool. You don't need to hang out with them.
8:13 Speaker 01 No.
8:13 Bunnie XO? Because I think that would be disrespectful if you're just like constantly like, hey, I'm gonna go hang out with my ex, honey. You know, like, that's weird. But I think, you know, liking a Facebook post of their family or like, just being like, hey, man, we were wild kids. Let's laugh about it.
8:27 Speaker 01 Exactly.
8:27 Bunnie XO? You know?
8:28 Speaker 01 Yeah, I've never had relationships in my adulthood. I've always been with my husband. So all those relationships were teenagers anyway. So I was like, we were what, 16, 17 years old? Like, that's not, I don't even consider that like an ex. I guess it was like, we fucked around in high school.
8:45 Bunnie XO? Like junior high, high school?
8:46 Speaker 01 Yeah. Exactly. No, that doesn't seem like a relationship. Now, if I was in my twenties and had a serious relationship with someone and then like tried to keep them in my life? No, but like, no, I'm, I've been with Jason since I was turning 19, so.
9:01 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
9:03 Speaker 01 He raised, have you guys seen that trend on TikTok where it was like, if you, you know, have a bad attitude, you blame it on your husband because he's raised you for the past 15 years? I'm like, that's my husband. I am the way I am because of you.
9:15 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
9:17 Bunnie XO? I love that. Alright, so who's gonna kick this off reading some of these Yelp reviews?
9:20 Speaker 01 I got a really good one. I wanna kick off. No. Okay, so this one.
9:26 Speaker 01 So she gave him one star. If you're looking for an alcoholic woman beating churchgoing man.
9:31 Bunnie XO? That's one of mine. Damn it.
9:33 Speaker 01 Churchgoing man with a huge dick, then I recommend you give him a try. Added, I must give him five stars for that gorgeous dick. 10 and a half inches long and as wide as a Coke can. It was so beautiful, always worked whenever you needed it.
9:49 Bunnie XO? God, it sounds glorious.
9:53 Bunnie XO? The description alone was grand.
9:56 Speaker 01 She gave it to us.
9:57 Bunnie XO? And why isn't the, the most toxic men have the most beautiful fucking appendages? Like, they literally have the most beautiful cocks.
10:05 Speaker 01 That's why.
10:06 Bunnie XO? Yeah. They're all cock. That's all they care about. They, they've never had to develop, it's like the ugly girl. Like, when you grew up ugly, you got to develop your personality because you weren't pretty when you were younger. You know, so it's like, guys, they don't have to develop a personality because.
10:21 Speaker 01 They're like, I got that.
10:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Because they got a big old fucking hog in between their thighs.
10:29 Bunnie XO? Alright, I'm gonna read one next because you bitches will probably be taking mine.
10:33 Speaker 01 Probably.
10:35 Bunnie XO? Hold please.
10:39 Speaker 01 It's the fuzzy slippers peeking over the desk for me.
10:42 Bunnie XO? Okay, this one. The passive aggressive ghoster.
10:46 Speaker 01 Aggressive.
10:47 Bunnie XO? Zero out of five stars. When I asked him how he handled conflicts and he said he was the type to pout, I should have ran then. He then ghosted me, posted cryptic whiny messages, obviously about me on in Facebook groups we were both in. Oh, well, it was short-lived and I upgraded to a much, much better guy. And then he died. So I didn't have to worry about his passive aggressive little social media digs for very long.
11:15 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:17 Speaker 01 What a zinger. Okay.
11:20 Bunnie XO? What a ride.
11:21 Speaker 01 Yeah, I was in it and then she was like, then he died.
11:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah. That's rough. I can't stand passive aggressiveness.
11:28 Speaker 01 Yeah.
11:29 Bunnie XO? Passive aggressiveness will piss me off. I'll fight you. My husband, when we first got together, was passive aggressive. And I was like, oh, no.
11:36 Speaker 01 How'd you break him of it?
11:38 Bunnie XO? I just had to tell him, like, just be straight out. Now look at him.
11:41 Speaker 01 Oh, now he'll say it as it is.
11:43 Bunnie XO? Now, but when we first got together, oh, my God, it was so passive aggressive. I was just like, I can't handle that passive aggressive shit. Say what you mean, mean what you say and say how you feel. Cause I'm always gonna tell you how I feel. You know, and it's not fair to the other person that you're with to pussyfoot around. Like, tell me what the fuck is going on. So either A, I can fix it, or tell you to go fuck yourself. You know? So, yeah, the passive aggressive shit, can't do that. And then you go to the internet afterwards. I hate motherfuckers that go to the internet.
12:10 Speaker 01 Oh, they be posting on the internet immediately.
12:13 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
12:13 Speaker 01 I have ex-employees like that, that I'm like, God, I can't handle it. I just can't. It's the cryptic. Like, you can clearly tell they add that one detail to make you know that it's about you. But then, like, if you call them out on it, they're like, oh, it was just a generalized pose. I just shared it.
12:31 Bunnie XO? Yeah, but you don't have.
12:32 Speaker 01 The relatable.
12:34 Bunnie XO? You don't have balls. You have no fucking balls. If you have to, if you can't say something to somebody's face, or you don't even have to be confrontational. If you can't present, if you can't have,
12:47 Bunnie XO? Amicable confrontation. I feel like, you know, like you guys can both sit down and have a conversation of like, hey, man, you did this and this is how it makes me feel and this is how I'm receiving it.
12:59 Speaker 01 Yeah.
13:00 Bunnie XO? I think that's what fucking grown adults should do.
13:02 Speaker 01 Most definitely.
13:03 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
13:03 Speaker 01 Be comfortable with uncomfortable conversations.
13:04 Bunnie XO? Absolutely.
13:05 Speaker 01 So important.
13:06 Bunnie XO? Yeah, you have to.
13:07 Speaker 01 And you can apply that in any point of your life.
13:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
13:10 Speaker 01 Business, personal, even with your children.
13:13 Bunnie XO? Yes.
13:13 Speaker 01 I can sit down with my kids and be like, hey, when you said that, this is how it made me feel. And then I need to know where you came from. Where was that stemmed from? Why did you say it? And what was the meaning behind it? And then we work through that.
13:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
13:25 Speaker 01 You know, that's so important.
13:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that was a huge thing for Bailey. Bailey was always, um, she would get so mad and she would hold so much in and she didn't know how to verbalize it. So I would always tell her, write me a letter. And to this day, even when she gets upset and like she can't verbalize it, she'll bring me a fucking three-page letter, you know, and I appreciate. I know. And I appreciate it because at least she can get what she, she needs to say out. And that was kind of our thing that we worked out was like, hey, don't hold this in. Like, let's talk about it when you're ready to talk about it. So.
13:55 Speaker 01 Absolutely. And however you need to communicate, it does not have to be face to face. I love that you
14:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:01 Speaker 01 had her writing letters about it.
14:02 Bunnie XO? Yeah, because some people can't handle the face-to-face conversation, but we're gonna address it.
14:07 Speaker 01 Yeah.
14:07 Bunnie XO? So it's either face-to-face or you address it in a letter and then I sit down with the letter and you and we talk about it. But I always tell her, no matter what you put in the letter, I'm not gonna get mad at you. I will hear you and we'll talk about it.
14:18 Speaker 01 Yeah.
14:18 Bunnie XO? You know, so.
14:19 Speaker 01 That's awesome. I love that. We have a code word in our family.
14:22 Bunnie XO? Banana.
14:23 Speaker 01 Peaches.
14:26 Bunnie XO? Ours is banana.
14:27 Speaker 01 I love that. Ours is peaches. It's like, hey, I did something I need to confront about the situation. And like, you can be, uh, uncomfortable conversation needs to be had when peaches is brought up.
14:38 Bunnie XO? What a fucking sweet terminology for a shitty fucking situation, though.
14:42 Speaker 01 Well, you gotta come at it like, hey, peaches, peaches.
14:47 Speaker 03 Just sitting on the couch.
14:48 Bunnie XO? Hey, here's my peach.
14:49 Speaker 01 That's Olivia. That's literally Olivia. I should like do something and she'll be like, all right, guys, peaches. And then we like, it like kind of breaks it like it brings you into a conversation in a better mood than like.
15:00 Speaker 03 You know what you're about to get into.
15:01 Speaker 01 Exactly. So it's like, all right, cool. Everyone guards down. We need to accept this and talk about it. I can't get over what I'm looking at over here.
15:09 Bunnie XO? Bro, put it up, put it up.
15:12 Speaker 01 My eye.
15:13 Bunnie XO? No, it's gotta be on your foot. Give him the full razzle dazzle.
15:21 Bunnie XO? Can we see him on camera?
15:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, turn him a little bit more towards the exit. There you go.
15:26 Bunnie XO? There you go. Go upside down, Haley. Look at those perfect little French tootsies.
15:30 Speaker 01 Bro, the fact that they have French tips on them and they have the ridges.
15:34 Bunnie XO? The nail beds are fucking perfect.
15:36 Speaker 02 Good cuticles.
15:38 Speaker 01 Yeah.
15:38 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's crazy.
15:41 Speaker 01 No.
15:44 Speaker 03 Pet them.
15:45 Speaker 01 No.
15:45 Bunnie XO? No.
15:46 Speaker 02 It's very Spy Kids. Did you guys ever watch that?
15:49 Bunnie XO? We have guests that sit there.
15:50 Speaker 02 Yeah, Thumb Thumb.
15:51 Speaker 03 What?
15:51 Speaker 01 Thumb Thumb.
15:52 Bunnie XO? I said, we have guests that sit there.
15:55 Bunnie XO? You guys are going through it over here.
15:56 Speaker 01 That's.
15:56 Bunnie XO? I'm sorry. Can you hear me burping in the microphone and everything, dude? God, I'm going through it. Fuck, Greta. All right, you go, you go.
16:05 Speaker 01 Pro J Simpson.
16:06 Bunnie XO? My little horny toad.
16:08 Speaker 03 Okay.
16:10 Speaker 03 Negative a hundred out of 10. He thought he would try to make a family with me. And then when it really came down to nitty gritty in the parent part, he said, peace out. His family also is extremely toxic and likes to fight with anyone who gets to challenge these, their precious little grandson, who's 38, by the way. Also, the man had zero hygiene and smells like twisted tea and dirty balls 24/7. Would not recommend. If you receive him, please return to sender immediately. Don't even look in the box. Just send him straight back to hell where he belongs.
16:41 Bunnie XO? Damn, she didn't hold back. That was a baby daddy that she was like, fuck this dude.
16:48 Speaker 01 You are having a rough time. Dang, twisted tea though.
16:53 Speaker 02 That's specific.
16:54 Bunnie XO? Twisted tea and what else?
16:55 Speaker 02 Ball sack?
16:56 Speaker 01 Dirty balls.
16:57 Bunnie XO? Ew dude.
16:58 Speaker 01 Twenty four seven.
16:58 Bunnie XO? We're talking about hygiene in the next podcast too.
17:02 Speaker 01 Can't wait for that one.
17:03 Bunnie XO? Listen to that. Yeah.
17:04 Speaker 01 Can't wait for that one.
17:05 Bunnie XO? We're gonna teach you guys how to have some good frickin hygiene.
17:08 Speaker 01 Mm hmm. Absolutely.
17:10 Bunnie XO? Yeah, nobody wants to smell like twisted tea.
17:13 Speaker 01 And dirty ball sacks.
17:14 Bunnie XO? What a, yeah.
17:14 Speaker 01 What a comparison. I know, of all things, alright.
17:17 Bunnie XO? That's what got me on that.
17:19 Speaker 01 Um, this one says, two stars, good packaging, mostly air. Dating him was like.
17:25 Speaker 02 Stop. I get it. I know what you're saying.
17:28 Speaker 01 Dating him was like opening a fresh bag of potato chips, looked great on the shelf, shiny packaging. Irresistible in the moment, and then poof, seventy five percent air.
17:38 Bunnie XO? Ah.
17:38 Speaker 01 Satisfying in tiny doses, easy to snack on when bored, dangerous if you're hungry for anything real. Once you get past the crunch, you realize you are working way too hard for very little substance. And the whole bag disappears way too fast, leaving you wondering why you didn't just make a sandwich. Would I reorder? Probably not. Would I admit I finished the entire bag anyways? Unfortunately, yes.
18:00 Bunnie XO? Oh my god. That's a great review. That is the best review I've ever heard in my life.
18:05 Speaker 01 Good. And I can compare that to so many people in my life.
18:08 Bunnie XO? Well, I've had, I've had that a lot.
18:10 Speaker 01 So nice.
18:11 Bunnie XO? I've had friends like that. I've had that with more kids.
18:13 Speaker 01 I've had friends, I can compare it to a lot of people.
18:15 Bunnie XO? That's not even romantic. I've had friends like that, that are just fucking, just a lumpy bag of fucking potato chips. Yeah.
18:21 Speaker 02 What do you think the air was that she was referring to? Like, was it the ick? Like, what do you think was?
18:26 Speaker 01 Air was no substance.
18:27 Bunnie XO? She was meaning like no substance, like, like, okay, so you know when you open a bag of chips, how it looks like it's full? But then you open it up and there's only like that much chips in it? That's what she's saying. I feel like that's like lights on, no one's home, kinda? Yeah. There you go.
18:39 Speaker 02 So he was like attractive, but nothing more?
18:41 Bunnie XO? Couldn't handle, yeah, exactly. Couldn't hold the conversation.
18:43 Speaker 02 Got it.
18:44 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like, that's why she said whenever you read something about substance and it gets dangerously low or something like that, so. I hate that. I hate when you cannot have a conversation with a, a person.
18:55 Speaker 01 Oh.
18:55 Bunnie XO? Like, you need to stimulate my mind before you can stimulate my body for sure, if it's sexual. But even like in friendships, if you're vapid and I can't fucking conversate with you.
19:05 Speaker 01 Yeah.
19:05 Bunnie XO? Bro, you gotta go.
19:07 Speaker 01 Absolutely.
19:08 Bunnie XO? That or you're just gonna be my fucking good time Charlie. The, the girl that I call, the girl or the guy that I call out to have fun with and, you know, just send home afterwards. Because, yeah, you can't do that. All right. Well, I don't know how I'm gonna fucking follow up that grand fucking review. Let me see what I got over here. Okay. This one is a one out of a five star. So at least he got one. Should have known the moment I saw that lifted truck and the, and the, I swear I don't have anger issue steroid sitting in the cup holder. The science is clear. The higher the truck, the smaller the, and baby, this man was practically driving a skyscraper.
19:47 Bunnie XO? Between the roid rage, the tiny energy and the fact that I'm still not convinced he can fully wipe his own ass with those balloon animal arms. It was giving red flags. Talked big, delivered little, couldn't finish the job ever. Performance deflated. Follow through, nonexistent. Excuses, Olympic level. Overall, would not date again, would not recommend, but would use as a warning label for future girls.
20:13 Speaker 03 That sounds like someone I know.
20:16 Speaker 01 It's like, sounds like, except for the roids, all the kids I grew up with.
20:19 Bunnie XO? Oh dude, roid dudes are the worst. They are the worst.
20:24 Speaker 02 Aren't they always like sweaty too?
20:26 Bunnie XO? No, but they're always angry. They are, or they're red. They're either sweaty or they're red.
20:32 Speaker 03 And he would grow extra hair. So like I would hug him and feel his hair through his shirt.
20:39 Speaker 01 I thought roids made the hair fall out. Don't they bald?
20:42 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah. On top, but the hair grows somewhere else. Always.
20:46 Speaker 03 You can always tell.
20:48 Bunnie XO? Yeah, their little buttholes look like Peter Cotton tails.
20:50 Speaker 03 Stop.
20:53 Bunnie XO? They bend over and it's like, just a little poof of ball of hair.
20:59 Speaker 03 And it makes your balls smaller, right?
21:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah, yeah. Balls shrink up. Like it's a fucked up situation.
21:04 Speaker 01 So I, it reminds me of the movie Grown Ups where the guy, hey ladies.
21:10 Speaker 01 Oh gross.
21:12 Bunnie XO? All right, who's next?
21:13 Speaker 03 I got one.
21:14 Bunnie XO? Ten out of ten.
21:14 Speaker 03 Go toes.
21:17 Speaker 03 10 out of 10, don't fucking recommend. Loves to talk to multiple women on Snapchat, but says you're the only one. Don't ever date someone with a Snapchat. Will tell other women you're his cousin on there too when posting pics with you. Ooh, didn't know how to spell my name over a month in and also farted on me the first hangout. Immature little boy who needs to heal his trauma, return to sender real quick.
21:43 Bunnie XO? All right, well, she said farted on me first hangout, so she went back for more.
21:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's on her.
21:47 Bunnie XO? Yeah, she went back for more. That's you might have invited that into your life, honey. Somebody farts on me the first hangout, I will fucking, I'm leaving. I'm like Chachi. You let me hear you fart, I'm getting up and rolling out like Chachi. Okay?
22:01 Speaker 01 I just found out that Jaime just farted in front of Brooke like-
22:05 Bunnie XO? For the first time.
22:05 Speaker 01 For the first time just recently.
22:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was awesome. I thought she was gonna be so mad at me and I was like, wait, you're not mad? She thought it was funny, but it was like, been together five years, first time, first fluff.
22:17 Bunnie XO? Okay, so tell me, break this down for me. I need to know how it happened.
22:19 Speaker 02 Okay, so I was making a sandwich.
22:21 Bunnie XO? Make the sound, make the sound.
22:23 Speaker 02 So I was making a sandwich and I was also in the kitchen away from her. So she was watching Mormon Wise or something and I really did have to fluff. So I held it and I held it, but I reached down into the fridge to grab something and it went out like, it was like, like very like quick, but like apparent it happened. And then she didn't say anything. She didn't say anything, so I'm like, cool, she didn't hear it. And then three minutes later, she's like, did you fart?
22:57 Bunnie XO? Thinking you were in the clear.
22:59 Speaker 02 Thinking I was good, I was thinking I was good.
23:01 Bunnie XO? She let you simmer in it.
23:03 Speaker 02 Yeah, she let me simmer in it. She called me out on it.
23:06 Bunnie XO? You're the only other person I've heard call a fart a fluff. I call it a fluff too.
23:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, I want, yeah, I think I got it from you.
23:11 Bunnie XO? Yeah, okay.
23:12 Speaker 02 I heard you call it a fluff.
23:12 Bunnie XO? I was like, that's amazing. I love that.
23:14 Speaker 02 It's a, it's a less aggressive word than fart.
23:16 Bunnie XO? Bro, it is fluffing while you're making a sandwich.
23:18 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
23:19 Bunnie XO? In the kitchen. That's like my husband, he'll be eating and he'll just be like, the other morning, we, because we eat breakfast together now, because Tyson makes our breakfast together. That's like our thing. We eat breakfast together and he literally just starts ripping ass. And he's like, oh, sorry. I didn't know you were there. Because I'm normally, because I'm normally not there. So he has to get used to me be there. But I'm like, still, when you're alone, this is what you're doing is just farting in your food? Like, what are we doing, mommy?
23:47 Speaker 01 Farting in the food.
23:48 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like, what are we doing? Like, this is not okay.
23:51 Speaker 01 Have you seen Jason's new way of farting where he squats?
23:54 Speaker 02 Yes.
23:54 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah.
23:55 Speaker 01 Okay, he did that in public. We were at Walmart and he got mad because I told him he couldn't have something. He said.
24:02 Speaker 02 What did you tell him he couldn't have?
24:04 Bunnie XO? Wait, so does it force a fart out when he squats?
24:09 Speaker 01 But it sounds like.
24:10 Bunnie XO? Every time?
24:10 Speaker 01 It sounds like he's ripping his butt open. Have you watched the video?
24:14 Bunnie XO? I have not.
24:15 Speaker 01 Okay, let me show you real quick. Um, it literally sounds like he like rips his butthole open.
24:21 Speaker 02 It's a scary game to play because that's all gravity going down, so.
24:24 Speaker 01 That's what I'm saying. And the fact that you did it in Walmart?
24:26 Speaker 02 Walmart, I, it's fine.
24:27 Bunnie XO? I mean, that makes sense.
24:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:28 Speaker 01 It's crazy.
24:29 Bunnie XO? Target. No.
24:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:31 Speaker 01 Walmart.
24:31 Speaker 02 I walked behind a. You got the new squat I've been in, right?
24:38 Bunnie XO? Why does it sound like a duck? Like a high pitched duck?
24:42 Speaker 03 Okay, just why, dad?
24:45 Speaker 01 Okay, just why, dad? No.
24:47 Bunnie XO? It's such a cash activity.
24:48 Speaker 01 It is. It's very cash, very, very cash. Cash this morning, he, we're getting him up and Jason's holding him and I walk up behind him. I like put my arm there and he just starts ripping it on me and he thinks it is so funny. So then Jason uses him as like a bazooka and is just like pointing his butt at me and farting. A boy mom.
25:08 Bunnie XO? A whole lot of farting going on.
25:10 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
25:13 Bunnie XO? Okay.
25:14 Speaker 02 I don't think old people care about farting either.
25:16 Bunnie XO? No, old people don't care about shitting themselves. By the time you're fucking seventy-five, you earned the right to just shit your pants.
25:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, I wasn't even mad.
25:23 Bunnie XO? Seventy-five?
25:24 Speaker 02 Yeah.
25:24 Bunnie XO? I feel like that's young.
25:25 Speaker 02 No, seventy-five.
25:26 Bunnie XO? Seventy-five is old. I mean, people die at seventy-four.
25:29 Speaker 01 Wait, I have to tell the story that my mom told me the other day. She told you too. My mom was at Walmart.
25:36 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah.
25:37 Speaker 01 And she's following, she, she's parked and this car pulls up and there's like a little old lady getting out, led out at the front, right? And my mom's walking, she's like, man, it stinks walking into Walmart.
25:50 Speaker 01 And she says she's following behind this little old lady with white pants on and she is busting it trying to get to the bathroom, right? So my mom also had to go to the bathroom. So she's like, they tend to be going the same way. And she's like, man, I wonder if the sewer is backed up in Walmart. And all of a sudden she sees it start dripping out of the bottom of the lady's pants into her shoe. And now it's on the floor of Walmart and it is going from the entrance of Walmart to the bathroom. People don't know what it is and they're stepping in it and tracking it through Walmart now, right? So my mom's in there and like, there's a little kid like playing in the handicap stall and the little lady's like, get move, move. And my mom was like, come here, like move little
26:34 Speaker 01 kid, like this lady's gotta go. And I know. And so my mom felt so bad. And like, now there's this literal trail of shit from bathroom to front door. So she goes out and she felt she went over to the pharmacy and got like one of those packs of wipes. And like, at this time, it has now caused a scene because there's employees everywhere trying to figure out what's happening. And my mom just walked over and like with a huge stack of wipes and was like, can you hand it to the lady in the the handicap stall? She had an accident and that's what that is. And like my mom said, like the look on people's faces, realizing what this goo was down the aisle. Oh, no.
27:11 Speaker 03 And that's why you take your shoes off at the door.
27:14 Speaker 01 That poor lady.
27:15 Bunnie XO? Take your shoes off.
27:16 Speaker 01 When you after you go shopping, you come home.
27:18 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah.
27:18 Speaker 01 You don't know what's on the bottom of your shoes.
27:20 Speaker 03 That's why you never wear your shoes in the house.
27:22 Bunnie XO? Oh.
27:24 Speaker 01 Yeah. Imagine slipping and falling in something like that.
27:26 Bunnie XO? No, I I'll end my life.
27:32 Speaker 01 She said, that's my 13 30.
27:33 Bunnie XO? No. Jay told me the funniest story. The other night he went to this party and he, you know, he's been having problems with his tummy. So he like runs to the bathroom to try to shit and a guy follows him in there and he's like, so jelly, you know? And Jay and Jay goes, listen, man, I'm trying to shit right now. And if you're talking, I'm not going to be able to shit. So maybe if you're quiet, I can get a log out. And so the guy just sat there. The guy just sat there waiting for Jay to, yeah.
28:00 Speaker 01 No.
28:01 Bunnie XO? He waited in the bathroom? Yeah, this is the level of craziness that we're on right now. Yeah. Yeah.
28:08 Speaker 01 Poor guy, bro.
28:10 Bunnie XO? Yep. So he had to shit with.
28:11 Speaker 03 I'd be so pissed at that person.
28:13 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
28:13 Speaker 01 You have courtesy flushing as it comes out?
28:15 Bunnie XO? Oh, my husband don't care.
28:16 Speaker 03 Take dogs on loud.
28:17 Bunnie XO? Jay does not care. He will blow up a bathroom.
28:20 Speaker 01 Really?
28:20 Bunnie XO? No, no.
28:21 Speaker 01 Oh, she'll come into my house. My shower turns on, the sink turns on. Her TikToks are on loud and she's yelling from the bathroom. Turn on something out there.
28:32 Bunnie XO? Yeah, she does that when we're on tour.
28:34 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
28:35 Bunnie XO? Tour. All right, guys. I think those were amazing. We can continue those next week because they're really fucking funny, dude. Those are hilarious. Yeah, we'll do those next week again, too.
28:43 Speaker 01 To submit, you just gotta go to the dumb blonde Facebook and become a member of the group.
28:48 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Okay, love you guys. Toodleoo. Fucking bye.
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