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• 1:06Connor Wood?

  Who's that vision in denim over there overseas?

• 1:09Brooke Averick?

  I'm in a tux.

• 1:11Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh. Let's take this thing north of the border for a second. Do you mind?

• 1:16Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm doing Canadian tux. It's only going to be 79 today, so.

• 1:21Connor Wood?

  Are you serious?

• 1:22Brooke Averick?

  It was 85 yesterday.

• 1:24Connor Wood?

  Beach weather.

• 1:25Brooke Averick?

  Beach weather. Imagine me seeing like all the Snapchats of everybody cozied up in New York. It's raining, it's snowing in Chicago. We'll just do 85. And I'm not complaining because like I did sign up for this and I do love the climate. But just sometimes it's like a punch to the gut.

• 1:42Connor Wood?

  No, I get it.

• 1:44Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 2:01Connor Wood?

  That's what I always, I always thought that when I was there, I was like, I kinda, I miss the way that the weather app is completely obsolete and LA is so, so crazy.

• 2:10Brooke Averick?

  It is gonna be in the 60s later this week.

• 2:14Brooke Averick?

  Which will be amazing and it's gonna rain.

• 2:16Connor Wood?

  It's so amazing.

• 2:16Brooke Averick?

  And it's gonna rain.

• 2:18Connor Wood?

  I had to get out my puffer today.

• 2:22Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 2:22Brooke Averick?

  Cock 30 to me.

• 2:24Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I slipped on something a wee bit more comfortable, my puffer, and then guess what? Do you like the person you are when you put on the Uggs?

• 2:32Brooke Averick?

  Are you doing Uggs right now?

• 2:34Connor Wood?

  I didn't, I can't do Uggs right now, because the thing about my apartment is that they turned on the heat and it's against my own will. And I don't know, and so now, now my AC and my heat, which like my heat is like, like a mystery goblin that like comes and goes as it wants. It, I never signed up for heat. I know heat is an amazing blessing to have in a home, but like, shut the fuck up about it. It is the loudest, most chang chang chang. It turns on all night and it goes clank, clank, clank. I don't even know.

• 3:05Brooke Averick?

  Oh, so you have a radiator?

• 3:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I have like six radiators and then my hot pipes that are everywhere.

• 3:12Brooke Averick?

  Oh, your hot pipes. Uh, I used to put, and like, I'm sure this is a fire hazard, like y'all don't even need to come for me, but my towels on the hot pipes and the radiator and when I would come out of the shower, the towel would be like spa hot.

• 3:28Connor Wood?

  So that's like something to think about. I had not considered that as an option.

• 3:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it was amazing.

• 3:32Connor Wood?

  The hot pipe in my bathroom is working overtime. The thing is, it gets just a little bit too hot to the point where I'm getting a cold and I can feel myself getting, I'm getting, I'm gonna get a fever.

• 3:42Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 3:42Connor Wood?

  Cause I'm gonna get sick, cause I'm going in and out of this.

• 3:45Brooke Averick?

  I think that's a myth.

• 3:48Connor Wood?

  I think so too.

• 3:49Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Maybe like extreme, extreme like frostbite cold will make you sick, but like when moms are like, don't go out in the rain, you'll catch a cold. Like, I don't think you will.

• 4:00Connor Wood?

  Wow. That mom, whatever, whatever mom made up that wives tale and then whatever Drew Barrymore was on, Molly probably when she was outside in that rainstorm. They should get into it together because they would have a heyday.

• 4:12Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it's just a wives tale.

• 4:15Connor Wood?

  Moms against, moms against going out in the rain versus Drew Barrymore in a court case.

• 4:19Brooke Averick?

  Cold weather can increase your chances of getting sick by weakening your immune system and making it easier for viruses to enter your body. You're fine.

• 4:27Connor Wood?

  I don't think my immune system has ever been 100%, but I'm doing the best I can. And so is it, do you think about, do you think about your body and all of its parts, it's like their own little individual pieces?

• 4:39Brooke Averick?

  When you start to think about your body in depth, like it's, it's a little bit too much.

• 4:44Connor Wood?

  I think about my immune system as like, as like a group of people that like are working on something and like, I sometimes I make things harder for them.

• 4:51Brooke Averick?

  The factory?

• 4:53Connor Wood?

  So, yeah, or like, you know, when I have Chipotle and it's like, well, my stomach just better pick up the, pick it up down there. Like I don't, I'm already going to eat, I already, I already am on my way there and I'm going to get it and I'm going to get queso on it. And I'm going to get shredded cheese on top of the queso, which I can do that, that's my right. But I, it's something that my stomach's going to have to deal with, not me, you know? Do you know what I mean?

• 5:13Brooke Averick?

  In a way.

• 5:14Connor Wood?

  Like, do you think of like your organs as their own entities? Sometimes if I stub my toe, I'm like, that's annoying of my toe.

• 5:20Brooke Averick?

  No, I think I kind of think of my, of my body as a whole.

• 5:24Connor Wood?

  Really?

• 5:24Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:26Connor Wood?

  This has been fascinating because I,

• 5:29Connor Wood?

  who was I talking to recently? Like when I think about like the months of the-

• 5:30Brooke Averick?

  My stomach does have a mind of its own.

• 5:33Connor Wood?

  My stomach's going rogue.

• 5:38Connor Wood?

  I think of like the months of the year, maybe not as much the months of the year, but like, when I'm writing like a joke, the structure of the joke is in shapes. I don't know how to explain it. I won't be able to explain it. But someone else was explaining the way that they write jokes and they're like, what are you talking about? It's just a sentence. And I was like, oh, but it's not.

• 5:59Brooke Averick?

  What are your colors that correspond to each day of the week?

• 6:03Connor Wood?

  So I was so scared you were going to ask the subjects and I was like, we're not going to be a podcast that asks like the school subjects colors.

• 6:09Brooke Averick?

  No, no, no. Like-

• 6:10Connor Wood?

  The days of-

• 6:11Brooke Averick?

  I just like see, like Monday is blue.

• 6:15Connor Wood?

  Okay, Tuesday?

• 6:16Brooke Averick?

  Yellow?

• 6:18Connor Wood?

  Yep, yep, so far.

• 6:20Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 6:20Connor Wood?

  Wednesday is...

• 6:23Brooke Averick?

  Pink? Wednesday is like pinkish to me.

• 6:25Connor Wood?

  Wednesday, I feel like could be... It's round to me. It's a circle.

• 6:30Brooke Averick?

  No, Wednesday's a triangle.

• 6:32Connor Wood?

  Wednesday or a triangle. But it's definitely, one thing Wednesday's not, a square.

• 6:37Brooke Averick?

  No, that's something we can agree on.

• 6:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I think we can all... I could see Wednesday being a little triangular, because it's not quite round. Um, I don't know, but I also think Thursday could be a triangle.

• 6:47Brooke Averick?

  It could be orange, and that's like the best, that's the best I can give you.

• 6:51Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 6:51Brooke Averick?

  Orange or salmon?

• 6:53Connor Wood?

  I like salmon. If we could land on salmon, that'd be cool with moving forward. Because I think, I think Thursday could be orange.

• 7:00Brooke Averick?

  I think Thursday's purple, or magenta.

• 7:03Connor Wood?

  Okay, I can, I can wrap my head around purple for Thursday. Friday, I'm not gonna like whatever you...

• 7:08Brooke Averick?

  Green.

• 7:08Connor Wood?

  Are you saying green for Friday?

• 7:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. But more of like, a lighter green than you might be used to. Or a deep one.

• 7:17Connor Wood?

  I could see maybe an olive, or...

• 7:20Brooke Averick?

  Not olive.

• 7:22Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh.

• 7:23Brooke Averick?

  I'm thinking either like forest, or more like, light tree, tree leaf.

• 7:28Connor Wood?

  Okay. What, I don't know what's, I think Saturday would be yellow for me, and then Sunday would be like violet.

• 7:33Brooke Averick?

  Saturday, I'm like back to, like Saturday's like light blue, whereas Monday is like deep blue. And then Sunday's of like... I don't know why I'm seeing Sunday as like such a light pink that it's almost beige, like a nude.

• 7:47Connor Wood?

  Ooh, a beige Sunday sounds kind of lovely.

• 7:49Brooke Averick?

  Sunday's a complete nude, a neutral.

• 7:51Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh, yeah, I like that.

• 7:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 7:53Connor Wood?

  Ooh. That's my shit right there.

• 7:56Brooke Averick?

  I would love... Like a online test where you like fill out like what colors correspond to things in your brain, and then the test tells you like what that says about you, how your brain works.

• 8:08Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that'd be fascinating. It's almost like I don't want to know.

• 8:10Brooke Averick?

  There should be more tests to tell me how my brain works.

• 8:13Connor Wood?

  Do you want that?

• 8:14Brooke Averick?

  Well, yeah, I, because if I know how it works, maybe I could navigate it.

• 8:20Connor Wood?

  I'm liking raw dogging the brain situation.

• 8:24Brooke Averick?

  No, I, wouldn't you like want to know how it works so you can follow strategies that are like meant for your specific brain and how to cope with its flaws?

• 8:35Connor Wood?

  You think I want one more strategy in this life?

• 8:38Brooke Averick?

  I think you could use a strategy. For Virgos, I'm reading this off of the board right, off of the chalkboard right now. For Virgos, this Mercury retrograde is all about slowing down, turning inward, and refining your routines instead of rushing ahead. So I think you can do some refining. So here are some good moves for you. Review rather than start. Use this timeframe to go over past ideas, old projects, and unfinished business. I think that's an amazing thing for you to do. And deep rest and reflection. Since this may be more of an introspective period for you, carve out space for meditation, journaling, dream work, and quiet time. You might need a hobonichi.

• 9:19Connor Wood?

  It sounds like I might be needing a hobonichi.

• 9:21Brooke Averick?

  You might be needing a hobonichi. I told you me and Matt. Wait, last episode, me and Matt were going?

• 9:27Connor Wood?

  Mm hmm.

• 9:27Brooke Averick?

  Okay, we went hobonichi shopping. You should have come. You should have flown for that.

• 9:33Connor Wood?

  I should have. Maybe we, maybe when you guys have sort of like the reins of your hobos, nichies.

• 9:42Brooke Averick?

  Your nichies?

• 9:46Brooke Averick?

  You've got your nichies and your hobos.

• 9:49Connor Wood?

  Maybe you guys could take me, maybe show me the ropes when I get out there.

• 9:52Brooke Averick?

  I bet honestly, there's so much more like stationary options in New York. It was kind of a bust, honestly, here.

• 9:59Connor Wood?

  Oh, no. To be in your car and parking and getting out for it to, for it to maybe to, maybe to find your, your HM, like that's not, that's not something that.

• 10:08Brooke Averick?

  It was like almost a complete load of bullshit.

• 10:11Connor Wood?

  You got one, though?

• 10:12Brooke Averick?

  Well, I got it. I had ordered it online and I was going to get more of like accessories and see what sparked my eye. I barely got a thing, Connor. I got one sticker.

• 10:21Connor Wood?

  Oh, that'd piss me off.

• 10:23Brooke Averick?

  But.

• 10:25Connor Wood?

  You got a sticker?

• 10:26Brooke Averick?

  I got a sticker because I want to decorate my hobonichi.

• 10:31Brooke Averick?

  Did you know about sticker, um, Planet?

• 10:36Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 10:37Brooke Averick?

  No, where is it?

• 10:38Connor Wood?

  Online.

• 10:39Brooke Averick?

  Nope.

• 10:41Brooke Averick?

  There's a massive sticker store in the farmer's market of the Grove.

• 10:47Connor Wood?

  Oh, I'm not familiar.

• 10:48Brooke Averick?

  I have yet to go, but I'm obviously gonna go now that I'm on sticker talk and all that shit. There's a massive sticker emporium in the farmer's market of the Grove. So that's where I'm gonna get my stickers for my Hobonichi. I'm so excited.

• 11:00Connor Wood?

  What's going down on sticker?

• 11:02Brooke Averick?

  The Grove, I'm serious.

• 11:04Connor Wood?

  The Grove is cool. It does seem like every time I'm there, I find a new little pocket.

• 11:07Brooke Averick?

  Exactly. Like, I haven't even walked past sticker emporium Planet.

• 11:13Connor Wood?

  Galaxy.

• 11:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 11:14Connor Wood?

  Um, I used to love stickers, man. This is actually my first apartment.

• 11:21Connor Wood?

  This is my first apartment where I don't have like a dedicated area to put stickers on. Whoa. Since I, since I was born.

• 11:29Connor Wood?

  My mom allowed me my space in my room, inside my closet, on the inside of the door to do my stickers.

• 11:36Brooke Averick?

  Oh, that's a good mom.

• 11:38Connor Wood?

  Yeah, so like.

• 11:39Brooke Averick?

  Creative space.

• 11:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's so interesting that, yeah, cuz like I'm cluttered, but my clutter is in, is very in one place. Um, so like I have my clutter areas, like my shelving now is my clutter area.

• 11:54Brooke Averick?

  My friend used, uh, would fill her walls, every inch of them, with duct tape murals.

• 12:02Connor Wood?

  I don't know what that is.

• 12:02Brooke Averick?

  Like duct tape? It was like insane. Like, think about like a huge like color by number. And like she would make murals out of duct tape, like all different colors. And it would actually come out, like the whole wall would be a mural.

• 12:14Connor Wood?

  That would stress me out, but that is cool that she did that.

• 12:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, some people are really creative.

• 12:21Connor Wood?

  Some people can't, and you're allowed to be in this, in this day and age.

• 12:25Brooke Averick?

  You totally can be. Anyway, how was your weekend and shit like that?

• 12:31Connor Wood?

  I was in Philly.

• 12:33Brooke Averick?

  Ah, that looked beautiful.

• 12:36Connor Wood?

  Philly was really, really showing out this weekend. It was so great. I was walking through, I walked all around Philly, so I had the whole day.

• 12:44Brooke Averick?

  Where did you walk?

• 12:45Connor Wood?

  On Saturday, I walked from, uh, Fish Town.

• 12:50Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 12:52Connor Wood?

  Um, and I walked all the way across, like, from the water to the water.

• 12:56Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 12:57Connor Wood?

  And I don't know what part, what waters those were.

• 13:00Brooke Averick?

  Fish Town, like, I am not really familiar with Fish Town at all, or where it is in reference to anywhere else. Cause I feel like Fish Town randomly just sprouted up, like, when I was in college.

• 13:11Connor Wood?

  Fish Town is like 3D printed. It is cool, but it's also impos- like, I don't understand it at all. It was like every-

• 13:18Brooke Averick?

  I don't understand Fish Town.

• 13:20Connor Wood?

  Like, there was no, there was no, I, I couldn't get a read on it.

• 13:25Brooke Averick?

  I can't, I'm right there with you.

• 13:27Connor Wood?

  But I was dri- I was walking through Philly and I was like, this is like Notting Hill, low key. Like, it was very, uh, very like, not downtown London, but like-

• 13:39Brooke Averick?

  Sometimes when you're walking through Philly, you're like, yeah, this was one of the original 13 colonies.

• 13:44Connor Wood?

  I forgot that. I completely forgot that that was like one of the first ones.

• 13:48Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. It's kind of beautiful. That's what I don't, we don't have in LA, history.

• 13:55Connor Wood?

  Something is living in my walls, unless it's the heat turning on.

• 14:01Connor Wood?

  Can you hear that?

• 14:02Brooke Averick?

  You know who's living in the walls. Spoiler alert. Actually, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say. But it's an amazing piece of film.

• 14:10Connor Wood?

  Frankenstein?

• 14:11Brooke Averick?

  No. But, uh, just, let's just say, one of my favorite movies, let's just say Someone's Living in the Walls.

• 14:21Brooke Averick?

  I did watch Frankenstein a little bit.

• 14:24Connor Wood?

  The new one?

• 14:25Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I only made it halfway because it's about 16 hours.

• 14:29Connor Wood?

  Why are they doing that?

• 14:31Brooke Averick?

  And when I stopped watching, probably like an hour and a half in, and Jacob Elordi just started. Like, he wasn't animated to life.

• 14:39Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 14:40Brooke Averick?

  That's redundant, but he wasn't brought to life until like 1:30.

• 14:45Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's not gonna work for me.

• 14:47Brooke Averick?

  I know. I was looking forward to seeing him a little bit sooner.

• 14:50Connor Wood?

  That face of his in the Frankenstein thing, it's really not sitting right with me. It's making me, it's giving me kind of that visceral feeling where.

• 14:56Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I still, I feel like he's still hot.

• 14:59Brooke Averick?

  Mark my words, we're gonna see like one out of four people as him for next Halloween.

• 15:06Connor Wood?

  I don't think so.

• 15:07Brooke Averick?

  Mark my words.

• 15:09Connor Wood?

  It's like still, it's basically still Halloween right now.

• 15:12Brooke Averick?

  No, but it's not. And so people are gonna be like, oh, this is such a good idea because it happened so long ago. No one's gonna be thinking about it, but this time next year, but I think everyone will be.

• 15:24Connor Wood?

  I've been Frankenstein like 15 times for Halloween.

• 15:26Brooke Averick?

  You haven't been this Frankenstein.

• 15:28Connor Wood?

  I don't want to be that Frankenstein.

• 15:29Brooke Averick?

  It's a specific, like he has a specific little number going on.

• 15:33Connor Wood?

  He looks like when you forget about meat in the fridge for a long time and then you're like, oh my God.

• 15:40Brooke Averick?

  Also, I don't understand how this hasn't been done before, like reanimating a human.

• 15:45Connor Wood?

  He, he looks like evil, um.

• 15:47Brooke Averick?

  It's not awesome.

• 15:48Connor Wood?

  Evil Gautier, but you didn't want to.

• 15:52Brooke Averick?

  When Oscar Isaac was explaining like how he was bringing this person back to life, obviously I like got a 59 on most of my physics and math tests. But I was like, but I was like, yeah, Oscar Isaac, this makes sense to me. Like, why haven't we done this? Like, I could, I feel like I could do it.

• 16:10Connor Wood?

  Do what?

• 16:11Brooke Averick?

  Reanimate a person.

• 16:14Brooke Averick?

  Like, it doesn't make sense how we haven't done it, because when he was explaining it, I was like, "Yeah, champ, sounds good to me."

• 16:20Connor Wood?

  I don't think you have it in you to reanimate a person.

• 16:22Brooke Averick?

  But someone should. That's what I'm saying. Like, when he was... Like, the fact that we have the knowledge to create a fictional version... Like, someone knows enough. Mary Shelley knew enough, and all these people rewriting these screenplays know enough to at least explain the science behind reanimating a person. So like, why can't scientists take that and do a little bit more? Apply nitrous oxide to it, put it in park, triple it. Frankenstein. I don't understand how we're not doing that.

• 16:53Connor Wood?

  If we're talking... If we're talking dead ass right now, you could take someone's body, upload every video of them from social media or whatever, and then AI it, and make that just like... But it wouldn't be like a living, breathing flesh.

• 17:06Brooke Averick?

  I'm not talking about AI. I'm talking about genuinely rebooting the circulatory system. I think, like, it's... Doesn't make sense to me that we haven't done it.

• 17:15Connor Wood?

  You know what? I want to apologize to you.

• 17:16Brooke Averick?

  Yeah?

• 17:16Connor Wood?

  I want to apologize to you right now. I am stepping on your toes like I am Sir Isaac Newton. I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, reanimate someone.

• 17:27Brooke Averick?

  Leave it to the experts.

• 17:28Connor Wood?

  I triple-dog dare you to rea... See if I give a sh...

• 17:32Brooke Averick?

  I'm not saying I could, even though, yes, a few minutes ago, I said I could. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that someone should be able to. We have enough knowledge to put it into practice.

• 17:47Connor Wood?

  Here's the thing. You have now reanimated someone, something that someone hasn't done since.

• 17:52Brooke Averick?

  Should is different than could.

• 17:54Connor Wood?

  What did I say?

• 17:55Brooke Averick?

  I'm just saying, like, just because someone could doesn't mean we should, but I'm saying someone could do it, and so why haven't they?

• 18:04Connor Wood?

  Should, could, would. I think that's probably the principle at play.

• 18:06Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 18:07Connor Wood?

  But I... I think if you are going to reanimate someone, which hasn't happened since biblical times, maybe spend a little time on the cosmetics. Why make him scary? Why not make...

• 18:21Brooke Averick?

  I think it just wasn't his... His main priority was bringing someone to life.

• 18:26Connor Wood?

  Wow, I'm so shallow, Hal.

• 18:27Brooke Averick?

  We would need a... A plastic surgeon, like, onboard.

• 18:32Connor Wood?

  Just send him over to Ulta. First mission, Ulta. Get some, get some, just fix like there shouldn't be so many things on his going on. Was it just?

• 18:44Brooke Averick?

  Well, he think about like every single part is from a different, like he's got so many different parts on him.

• 18:53Brooke Averick?

  From so many different bodies.

• 18:56Connor Wood?

  Bodies, bodies, bodies.

• 18:57Brooke Averick?

  Cause he was collecting bodies from the war. And just doing, here's an arm here, here's a leg here, here's a torso. So

• 19:05Connor Wood?

  I haven't seen the movie.

• 19:06Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm just letting you know.

• 19:07Connor Wood?

  Okay, I mean, now like here's, the way my brain works, I'm like poking holes in the Frankenstein plotline, which like is just simply not a real movie anyways. But like why, if he was collecting bodies from the war, like why not just go dig, dig one up and get to the, all of it is there. Make it easier on yourself.

• 19:25Brooke Averick?

  He was looking for someone with really long limbs. So I think he was like finding the longest bit of everyone. If you know what I mean.

• 19:36Brooke Averick?

  I'm kidding. I actually don't know what's under there. For Frankenstein.

• 19:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 19:43Connor Wood?

  Um.

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• 20:45Brooke Averick?

  I'm just saying like,

• 20:48Brooke Averick?

  I don't know, maybe it was because I had a gummy, but Oscar Isaac was telling me how to do this. And it's like, if we know how to do it in a way.

• 20:59Brooke Averick?

  Let's just do it.

• 21:01Connor Wood?

  I'm on your side now. Like, you did win me over during this conversation. I agree.

• 21:05Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 21:06Connor Wood?

  Well, who would you want to, what would be the purpose for you to bring, to animate like a corpse?

• 21:11Brooke Averick?

  I'm not go, I would actually probably bring my grandparents back. They are immortal, but like, God forbid, something would happen. I would bring them back. Or I would, I would not like to be brought back in a Frankenstein. Would you?

• 21:26Connor Wood?

  I'm just like, I'd never thought about Frankenstein in depth like this. So I don't really know, what is he up to?

• 21:33Brooke Averick?

  What is you? Like, your brain? Where is your soul?

• 21:38Connor Wood?

  I don't know where your soul lives inside of your, inside of your body.

• 21:41Brooke Averick?

  I picture souls like Scooby Doo, the spooky island, like when, when they were kind of flying all around and entering each other's bodies.

• 21:52Connor Wood?

  See, I picture the soul like right in the center of my stomach area.

• 21:57Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 21:58Connor Wood?

  Weird because that means like when I eat Chipotle, it's like sitting there next to my soul, which is like, that's so weird. But, um, cause then you have your heart and then you have your brain.

• 22:11Connor Wood?

  Which is so creepy and I don't want to talk about this anymore.

• 22:13Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 22:17Connor Wood?

  What I will say is that someone DM'd me and said, "You look exactly like Mary Shelley." And then I looked up Mary Shelley and then that changed the way my weekend played out.

• 22:25Brooke Averick?

  Let me see, Mary?

• 22:27Connor Wood?

  Show me Mary. Bring out Mary Shelley.

• 22:29Brooke Averick?

  Mary.

• 22:31Connor Wood?

  Come on out, Mary Shelley.

• 22:34Brooke Averick?

  You don't look like Mary Shelley. Also, we don't even know if Mary Shelley looked like that.

• 22:41Connor Wood?

  All of the images seem pretty much accurate with that one.

• 22:47Brooke Averick?

  Some look different than others.

• 22:50Connor Wood?

  I don't look like that, I hope. No offense, Mary, if you're watching.

• 22:57Brooke Averick?

  I feel like there was maybe just like one painting of her and then people went off of that one painting.

• 23:02Connor Wood?

  Who was Mary Shelley in the movie?

• 23:14Brooke Averick?

  Sorry. Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein.

• 23:20Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 23:26Brooke Averick?

  Sorry. It's a good question. It was a good question. Thank you for asking.

• 23:30Connor Wood?

  I thought that was like the wife of Frankenstein.

• 23:35Brooke Averick?

  No, all good. I don't want to make you feel like you can't ask questions.

• 23:39Connor Wood?

  No, it's okay. I was like, what is so good about this?

• 23:44Connor Wood?

  Um, all right, all right, Mary Shelley. Is she one of your women that you look up to?

• 23:50Brooke Averick?

  Sure. I do think it's so awesome that a woman wrote Frankenstein because I guess you just wouldn't expect it.

• 23:57Connor Wood?

  I wouldn't have expected it at all.

• 23:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I love things. I love surprises, especially when they come from powerful women. Women. I get very tripped up on that word. You know that? Women.

• 24:06Connor Wood?

  Woman. Woman versus women.

• 24:09Brooke Averick?

  I really get confused because I had been pronouncing them the same my whole life until someone on the pod, like very early on was like, you're not saying these right? And I was like, you're so right. But now I, sometimes I still get confused.

• 24:22Connor Wood?

  It's okay to be confused, but it's not confusing also. But I think is it, is it just the way that you're pronouncing it? What is tripping you?

• 24:29Brooke Averick?

  I used to say woman across the board.

• 24:33Connor Wood?

  Well, the way that people in Philly pronounce their A is like I would, I do understand how like that is hard.

• 24:38Brooke Averick?

  That doesn't make sense because listen to how it sounds. A group of women.

• 24:43Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's.

• 24:43Brooke Averick?

  That's wrong, but that's what I would say. So it's wi. But why would it be women? That's not how it's spelled.

• 24:51Connor Wood?

  Women.

• 24:53Brooke Averick?

  Spell it W I M I N if that's what you want me to say.

• 24:58Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah. You're making some super valid points today.

• 25:01Brooke Averick?

  Thanks.

• 25:04Connor Wood?

  Um, I don't know. Maybe we could, if anyone can help out there, let us, let a bitch know. Let a women know.

• 25:13Brooke Averick?

  Let a little women like me know. Little women. Is that how you would say that?

• 25:18Connor Wood?

  Little women. Yeah.

• 25:19Brooke Averick?

  Why are we saying women?

• 25:21Connor Wood?

  I don't know.

• 25:23Brooke Averick?

  It's just like, no one told me that until recently.

• 25:26Connor Wood?

  Don't even stress out about it.

• 25:27Brooke Averick?

  Um, I'm just like feeling a little bit proud of myself because before you got here, before the episode, I made a phone call to the hairdresser.

• 25:39Brooke Averick?

  And that's a good thing for two reasons. One, after I got my bangs last week, I cut them again myself and I did something pretty bad. I don't know. I wanted more. And so for whatever reason, I cut like a chunk from the top of my head. And now there's like a random like piece of really short hair coming out of the middle of my scalp that I don't like.

• 26:02Brooke Averick?

  So I called to get that fixed today, which is good because one, I made a phone call and I don't like to do that. Two, I was feeling too embarrassed that I did that. And so I wasn't, I was just gonna let it be. But you know what? No, life is too short to have a botched haircut.

• 26:20Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 26:22Brooke Averick?

  So I advocated for myself on the phone.

• 26:25Connor Wood?

  Did you, did you admit to them that?

• 26:28Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 26:28Connor Wood?

  You cut your hair?

• 26:29Brooke Averick?

  He said, I said, hi, um, does Carla have any time for a bang trim? And he said, let me go check. I said, you can just let her know if you want to prepare her that I cut them myself and it looks really bad.

• 26:41Brooke Averick?

  And he said, got it.

• 26:42Connor Wood?

  Was she offended?

• 26:44Brooke Averick?

  I don't think so. I didn't talk to her directly. I real, she's a great person, so I don't think she will be.

• 26:49Connor Wood?

  I would, yeah.

• 26:50Brooke Averick?

  I'm just gonna tell her like, you did such a good job. I wanted more, which is the truth.

• 26:54Connor Wood?

  I couldn't get, after that first hit, I couldn't get enough.

• 26:57Brooke Averick?

  You gave me a, and what's annoying about that is I thought I was being so good. And I was by being patient enough to wait for a haircut appointment because I wanted to do them myself before. But I was so good and booked an appointment and she did amazing. And then, and then I took matters into my own hands.

• 27:15Connor Wood?

  I mean, you can't be, you can't be cutting your own hair because it's supposed to grow out a certain way. I learned that.

• 27:19Brooke Averick?

  You can't be cutting your own hair unless you're good at cutting hair.

• 27:24Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's true. I don't think, I think that's a mailman. That's like a mailman situation, like a ma, there's a new mailman that delivers your mailman's mail. Like he's delivering it to your house. And while he's gone, there's a different mailman. He's not delivering his own mail, I don't think, unless he's your neighbor.

• 27:41Brooke Averick?

  You're saying that a hairdresser gets someone to cut their hair?

• 27:45Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 27:47Brooke Averick?

  I know a lot of hairdressers that cut their own hair.

• 27:50Connor Wood?

  They're not doing the old reach around.

• 27:52Brooke Averick?

  I guess they're just doing bang trims.

• 27:54Connor Wood?

  Yeah. My hair is to a place where if I fell down the stairs, I it wouldn't hurt my head. I wouldn't. It's so, so

• 28:05Brooke Averick?

  Helmet.

• 28:06Connor Wood?

  Out of control and huge under this beanie that I look like I have the suds right now. Cause I kind of do feel that way. Yeah, it's it's so big. I need to go. I need to get it cut a little smaller.

• 28:17Brooke Averick?

  Hair so big.

• 28:19Connor Wood?

  Hair so big, needs smaller. Needs to be smaller. But I I kind of am just in a place where I don't want to go back to my current.

• 28:29Brooke Averick?

  Right. I finally, after five years, I just found the one. So it it might take time.

• 28:36Connor Wood?

  I have not had the one in in so long.

• 28:40Brooke Averick?

  Did you feel like the one we used to go to in the closet was the one for you?

• 28:44Connor Wood?

  Whoa, Brooke, I forgot about that. Damn, I miss him.

• 28:47Brooke Averick?

  I miss going to the same barber.

• 28:50Connor Wood?

  Me and Brooke are going to an underground barber in the back of a garage. You had to walk around the back through the alley.

• 28:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 28:58Connor Wood?

  Twice there was men pooping back there and I had to walk and I was like, oh, my God, like, sorry. Yeah, twice, two separate men pooping.

• 29:06Brooke Averick?

  That's bad.

• 29:06Connor Wood?

  By the by the dumpster. But I guess that's why they call it the dumpster.

• 29:10Brooke Averick?

  Although what's amazing is it's right next to Petco where I got Jonathan. So it's like, I didn't even know what was coming for me when I was getting my hair cut in that closet all those years ago. I didn't know I was gonna meet my son just next door in a few years.

• 29:24Connor Wood?

  I wonder if that young man listens to the podcast.

• 29:26Brooke Averick?

  There's no way.

• 29:28Connor Wood?

  No, wait. Not only you and I, you, me, and Jack Martin.

• 29:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I miss getting my haircut with my brothers at the barber.

• 29:35Connor Wood?

  Whoa, that's crazy to think about. And that Petco is also where we went when we were really depressed.

• 29:40Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, and looking for frogs.

• 29:42Connor Wood?

  And they they were they were fresh out.

• 29:44Brooke Averick?

  Fresh out. We called every morning.

• 29:46Connor Wood?

  Who was buying all the frogs during COVID in West LA?

• 29:51Brooke Averick?

  I don't know. We didn't. We do not live. I did not. We were not in West LA.

• 29:57Connor Wood?

  West Hollywood?

• 29:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:58Connor Wood?

  Who was buying all the frogs in WeHo?

• 30:00Brooke Averick?

  I don't know.

• 30:02Connor Wood?

  I don't like that.

• 30:04Brooke Averick?

  I think there just weren't any to begin with. I think there was a shortage because of COVID and whatnot.

• 30:09Connor Wood?

  Hmm. What'd you do this weekend? I didn't even see, I didn't, I don't know what anyone's been up to. I don't know what anyone's doing. I don't know where anyone's going. I'm in holiday mode already.

• 30:21Brooke Averick?

  I was on my phone. For a pretty good bit this weekend.

• 30:27Brooke Averick?

  I know that I talk about like being addicted to my phone, like, haha, it's like not funny and it's like very bad and it's like really affecting my life and I don't know what to do and I'm being really serious and I have my lockbox and that's not enough. So. I don't know what to do. I'm just saying that.

• 30:43Connor Wood?

  I was, I was on, I was with you for that for a while and now I'm back to like, it's actually a chore for me to like open Instagram and see, and I know exactly what happened, what made me do that switch.

• 30:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 30:55Connor Wood?

  And it's also not healthy.

• 30:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 30:57Connor Wood?

  So, and I'm not gonna say what it was.

• 30:59Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 31:00Connor Wood?

  But it's. It's bad.

• 31:03Brooke Averick?

  I just want everyone to know that like when you see that I'm always on my phone, like no, it's not a choice. And it's, I don't mean to to disrespect anyone by being on my phone a hundred percent of the time. It's just like a problem. Very serious problem. Like I want to pick it up right now so bad I'm shaking, but I'm not going to. But it's really, really, really, really bad.

• 31:25Connor Wood?

  You know what's gonna blow your mind?

• 31:26Brooke Averick?

  And I'm not even doing anything on it. I'm just checking Goodreads. Which no one posts on.

• 31:32Connor Wood?

  So fascinating.

• 31:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 31:34Connor Wood?

  I've got a Zillow thing going on right now that I can't shake.

• 31:38Brooke Averick?

  Are you moving?

• 31:38Connor Wood?

  But. Yeah.

• 31:40Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 31:41Connor Wood?

  I'm thinking about Winnipeg.

• 31:44Brooke Averick?

  In Canada?

• 31:45Connor Wood?

  Hmm.

• 31:46Brooke Averick?

  Why?

• 31:47Connor Wood?

  I don't know. I love Canada.

• 31:50Brooke Averick?

  Oh, you know what I did this weekend?

• 31:52Connor Wood?

  Wait, hang on really quick while we're on the phone talk. Um, I got in bed the other night. No phone and I realized, I was like, oh crap, my phone. I go, I don't, I'm so comfy, I'm not gonna get up. I just, I was thinking it was in the ba, I was in the bathroom or something, just went to sleep. Is that crazy? Wouldn't sleep without my phone?

• 32:09Brooke Averick?

  Since you're not eating alarm, like I couldn't, I can't go to, I should, I could get an alarm clock, but.

• 32:14Connor Wood?

  I wake up pretty consistently at the same time, but I also didn't have anything super early, so if I were just accidentally sleeping rogue, it wouldn't be detrimentally

• 32:27Connor Wood?

  late in the day where it would have been inflicting on.

• 32:31Brooke Averick?

  That's so nice Connor.

• 32:34Connor Wood?

  What'd you do?

• 32:35Brooke Averick?

  Uh, besides my phone, I went to see Moulin Rouge. Are you familiar with that piece?

• 32:42Connor Wood?

  Um, I know the name of it.

• 32:43Brooke Averick?

  It was a movie with Nicole Kidman in like 2001 or something.

• 32:47Connor Wood?

  I've seen the poster.

• 32:48Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, probably.

• 32:50Connor Wood?

  A lot of people that like move into their first post grad home or apartment always get the Moulin Rouge poster.

• 32:59Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 33:00Connor Wood?

  Wait, am I on?

• 33:04Brooke Averick?

  I, I think, are you talking about those French posters?

• 33:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 33:08Brooke Averick?

  I don't think, yeah, that doesn't have anything to do with Moulin Rouge.

• 33:11Connor Wood?

  I'm talking about those French posters. I'm talking about, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm talking about in it.

• 33:16Brooke Averick?

  I totally know what you mean about the French posters. This is separate.

• 33:20Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 33:21Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 33:23Connor Wood?

  Okay, why'd you watch that?

• 33:25Brooke Averick?

  I went to the theater in LA. Went to the Pantages Theater.

• 33:30Connor Wood?

  Is playing?

• 33:31Brooke Averick?

  There's like theater in LA, like touring companies and stuff.

• 33:35Connor Wood?

  And they were playing a movie?

• 33:38Brooke Averick?

  No, it was a show. So it came to Broadway in 2019 and now it's touring.

• 33:42Connor Wood?

  Okay. Well, I was like, what is that? It was a movie with Nicole Kidman.

• 33:46Brooke Averick?

  Right. So the, yeah, there was a movie. There was a movie, then it came to Broadway. It's touring, but I think it's still on Broadway. Maybe not. I don't know. But the whole time I was just thinking, my God, Connor would hate this.

• 34:01Connor Wood?

  Why did, why would I hate it?

• 34:02Brooke Averick?

  It's a jukebox, a jukebox musical, which means that it's songs that already exist. So I bet, I want to watch the movie because I bet the song selection was like good oldies, which some of them are still in the musical version. Um, but there were a lot of recent pop hits. So for example, um, like the lead would burst out in like a rendition of Katy Perry's Firework.

• 34:32Brooke Averick?

  But make it like more musical theater-y.

• 34:35Connor Wood?

  What is the plot?

• 34:37Brooke Averick?

  It like, doesn't even matter.

• 34:41Brooke Averick?

  The plot is just like they're this, this like burlesque club, Moulin, it's called Moulin Rouge and they don't have any money. So then the manager of the club promises their crown jewel of a performer, Sateen, to the duke and he's basically like, give us money and I'll give you Sateen. And Sateen's like, that's fine. Like I want, I want the club to have money too. And, but she's also coughing a lot. So then it's like, oh, something might be going on with Sateen. And then this other guy, Christian, is like, wait, I'm in love with Sateen. A lot, like a very good amount. And then Sateen is in love with Christian, but remember she was promised to the duke in exchange for him financing the club.

• 35:25Brooke Averick?

  Right? And she's still coughing. Okay. So then at the end, she's like, oh, I don't want to be with the duke. Christian, I love you. Coughs, dies.

• 35:38Connor Wood?

  And at what point?

• 35:40Brooke Averick?

  She's dying.

• 35:41Connor Wood?

  Does Katy Perry's Firework fit into that?

• 35:43Brooke Averick?

  I don't even know. But you know what I did really like? Is it like, no one can take away from me?

• 35:51Connor Wood?

  What?

• 35:52Brooke Averick?

  Shut Up and Dance was in it.

• 35:58Brooke Averick?

  It's amazing. It's like, just like acting, acting like, oh, she's coughing, whatever. Oh, don't you dare hold back.

• 36:04Connor Wood?

  No way.

• 36:06Brooke Averick?

  Yes, it was amazing.

• 36:08Connor Wood?

  Whoa, what was, I was thinking, shut up and dance, dance, that.

• 36:12Brooke Averick?

  But then there was kind of like battles too. Like I need to play one for you in the bonus. Like they'd be like, uh, I can't think of it right now. It'd be like, shut up and dance with, I wanna swing from the chandelier.

• 36:30Connor Wood?

  You don't actually need to show me that.

• 36:32Brooke Averick?

  It was awesome. But I really was like, oh my God, Connor would die.

• 36:37Connor Wood?

  You don't even need to show me that at all.

• 36:38Brooke Averick?

  No, I do.

• 36:39Connor Wood?

  No.

• 36:40Brooke Averick?

  I loved it. And I, I added a new John to my collection. The main guy, John Cardozo. What a star.

• 36:47Connor Wood?

  Oh, and this is in the play?

• 36:48Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 36:49Connor Wood?

  Did they change the music?

• 36:50Brooke Averick?

  They changed it from the original movie to add new pop songs, but they kept some like, get you, get you, yeah, yeah. Was, isn't it? And your song by Elton John.

• 37:00Connor Wood?

  Wow.

• 37:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. But I want to watch the movie because I, it's probably better songs.

• 37:05Connor Wood?

  That sounds so horrible.

• 37:06Brooke Averick?

  But they managed to pick all the like, Chugi is maybe not the right word, but like chugiest pop songs like it was like Firework, Chandelier, Raise Your Glass, Royals by Lorde. It was really interesting choices.

• 37:25Connor Wood?

  That feels like everything that would play at the DMV.

• 37:27Brooke Averick?

  It was kind of, it was really an amazing selection in a way. I did enjoy it.

• 37:33Connor Wood?

  That's just so insane to me. Well, good. That's fun.

• 37:36Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

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• 39:06Connor Wood?

  Did you stay off your phone for the whole show?

• 39:08Brooke Averick?

  Yes, yes, I did.

• 39:09Connor Wood?

  That's good. Maybe, maybe your answer is you need just need to be in the theater at all.

• 39:13Brooke Averick?

  I know, but like, it's not like I wasn't thinking about my phone. I really was like, I would love to Snapchat during Chandelier. I was like, this is something I want people to hear.

• 39:24Connor Wood?

  That's nasty.

• 39:25Brooke Averick?

  Like, I wanted to blow that out to you.

• 39:26Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I would have questioned what you were doing. Listening to Chandelier in a time like this.

• 39:33Brooke Averick?

  I also feel okay spoiling Moulin Rouge, because like, the plot literally didn't matter, and also it came out in 2001, the film, so. Sorry, but it's okay.

• 39:42Connor Wood?

  No, a lot of people are gonna be really upset because they're planning on watching that this week.

• 39:45Brooke Averick?

  They might have been. But it's kind of obvious from like, the first cough, like, obviously, like, something's going on. Because like, why else would you be coughing really intentionally?

• 39:57Brooke Averick?

  And like, there's blood on your handkerchief. Oh, there's blood on your handkerchief. Like, that's not a coincidence.

• 40:04Connor Wood?

  The blood on your handkerchief thing, like. That happened in every single movie. Where someone's gonna die.

• 40:10Brooke Averick?

  And everyone's like.

• 40:11Connor Wood?

  Coughing.

• 40:12Brooke Averick?

  So chill about it, too. If I ever have blood on my handkerchief. Game over.

• 40:20Connor Wood?

  Have you ever met anyone that carried a hanker?

• 40:23Brooke Averick?

  Ooh, good question. I feel like, yes, but I don't know who. Like, I remember actively having the thought, like, I can't believe this person has a hanker. But I don't remember who.

• 40:33Connor Wood?

  I know someone who does.

• 40:34Brooke Averick?

  Who?

• 40:35Connor Wood?

  Maybe.

• 40:36Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 40:37Connor Wood?

  Except it's not real, it's just like, used tissues she puts in her sleeve.

• 40:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, well, that's good enough.

• 40:44Connor Wood?

  No. She will offer them to you, and it's like, why?

• 40:49Brooke Averick?

  Also, like, handkerchiefs are gross. Like, they're meant to be disposable.

• 40:54Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Handkerchiefs, I don't think we're supposed to be blow-your-nose vibes. Like, I know that that's how they're used, like, they're coughing too. And then, like, I thought tears, but. They do, you do see people blow their nose into them, and then kind of tuck them back into their. Their butier, whatever you call that. And then.

• 41:17Brooke Averick?

  Breath pocket?

• 41:18Connor Wood?

  Yes. Boutonnière, what was I thinking? That's probably what I was thinking.

• 41:24Brooke Averick?

  Cressage, not cressage.

• 41:26Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 41:27Brooke Averick?

  The opposite of the cressage?

• 41:30Brooke Averick?

  What's the foil to the cressage? Boutonnière?

• 41:33Connor Wood?

  Boutonnière.

• 41:35Brooke Averick?

  Boutonnière?

• 41:36Connor Wood?

  Boutonnière.

• 41:37Brooke Averick?

  Is that it?

• 41:38Connor Wood?

  I don't know, everything's.

• 41:41Connor Wood?

  Boutonnière.

• 41:42Brooke Averick?

  Boutonnière, boutonnière.

• 41:44Connor Wood?

  No, it's not boutonnière, it's boutonnière.

• 41:47Brooke Averick?

  Well, I took French. That looks like it's boutonnière.

• 41:52Brooke Averick?

  But yeah.

• 41:56Connor Wood?

  Um, any hoops. Um, oh, she. Oh, I told you before. If you are at a restaurant and you have a cloth napkin. If you think for one second, you should be blowing your nose into that.

• 42:13Connor Wood?

  You're dead wrong and I'm cutting you out of my life.

• 42:15Brooke Averick?

  I, yeah, I, we've been here before and I agree.

• 42:18Connor Wood?

  I know. I have one person who is completely unaware that they did this, but it is the reason that I distanced myself from them.

• 42:25Brooke Averick?

  That sucks. I would want to know if I was that person.

• 42:27Connor Wood?

  Some people are just stuck in their ways and it wasn't something where, like for me, when I saw this person do that, I was like, this is a sign of a much larger internal issue that like, I'm lucky that I was able to see this go down. Because now I can quietly and swiftly slip away in the night. Whereas like, I think that this is the beginning of the end of like a larger situation.

• 42:51Brooke Averick?

  Were you close with them?

• 42:53Connor Wood?

  Somewhat.

• 42:53Brooke Averick?

  Maybe they felt comfortable enough with you.

• 42:56Connor Wood?

  No, it was, it was like something that involved several tables around us too. It was like a little bit of a honk shoe like situation.

• 43:02Brooke Averick?

  That's hard.

• 43:04Connor Wood?

  That kind of thing.

• 43:06Brooke Averick?

  I'm sorry.

• 43:07Connor Wood?

  I would cut my dad out of my life if he did that in a restaurant, at least for a month.

• 43:12Brooke Averick?

  I feel like. It's okay in some circumstances, honestly. Like if you have a really, really horrible cold and like the people at your table, you're really close to and like, you don't want to keep getting up.

• 43:27Brooke Averick?

  And like, there's a napkin right in your lap. Like you might just have to.

• 43:32Connor Wood?

  Not blowing.

• 43:33Brooke Averick?

  Maybe like.

• 43:35Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's fine. But I also don't like the idea of putting that on to your plate and then having like a server touch that.

• 43:42Brooke Averick?

  It's not ideal.

• 43:43Connor Wood?

  That's a super spreader.

• 43:45Brooke Averick?

  It's really not ideal. Yeah. But I'm just defending your dad.

• 43:51Connor Wood?

  Well, my dad wouldn't do that.

• 43:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. But I wanted to defend him in case.

• 43:55Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 43:55Brooke Averick?

  Cause I don't want you, I don't want you cutting him out.

• 43:58Connor Wood?

  I won't cut him out.

• 43:59Brooke Averick?

  He's a good guy.

• 44:00Connor Wood?

  Oh yeah, you're staying in, you're staying for Thanksgiving.

• 44:03Brooke Averick?

  I will be alone. I will probably get so depressed, but it will be.

• 44:06Connor Wood?

  California, California girls, they're unforgettable.

• 44:10Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I wanted to actually ask.

• 44:13Connor Wood?

  Daisy Duke.

• 44:14Brooke Averick?

  I'm staying here because of my cats.

• 44:16Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 44:16Brooke Averick?

  But I did want to ask if anyone has ever flown with two cats? Cause like, what am I gonna do for Christmas?

• 44:23Brooke Averick?

  No one's gonna be here. I can't, I don't not, I don't want to put them in a place. But like, I couldn't.

• 44:30Connor Wood?

  I mean.

• 44:30Brooke Averick?

  Like, so just let me know if anyone's flown with two cats. Was it the worst thing ever? How do you even start to think about doing it?

• 44:39Brooke Averick?

  Is it an option? Should I, like, what do I do?

• 44:42Connor Wood?

  You could do, there are cat sitters everywhere.

• 44:45Brooke Averick?

  I'm not, I don't want, like, I, like a rover?

• 44:50Connor Wood?

  That's like the option you have.

• 44:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

• 44:53Connor Wood?

  I guess you don't, you can't, I don't think you can travel with two cats.

• 44:56Brooke Averick?

  I'll be too freaked. Like, am I just gonna stay in LA forever on the holidays now?

• 45:02Connor Wood?

  It does seem so. I did Rover several times and you meet the people before and I loved my girl that came over.

• 45:11Brooke Averick?

  I'm too freaked.

• 45:11Connor Wood?

  Stayed at my house.

• 45:13Brooke Averick?

  I'm like, not, I'm like a very, like, strict helicopter parent.

• 45:18Connor Wood?

  Yeah. And you'll be, you'll be actually able to act on that because you won't be leaving the state.

• 45:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 45:27Brooke Averick?

  And it's actually like, I'm starting to question my parenting because I'm, Rob is like, really, like, very, very dependent. To the point where like John now, like, he doesn't like when John comes near me. Which was an issue at the beginning and now it's starting to rise again.

• 45:46Connor Wood?

  It probably ebbs and flows with the two young men.

• 45:48Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I know, they're brothers.

• 45:50Connor Wood?

  They're brothers under, under, under your roof.

• 45:53Brooke Averick?

  Through and through.

• 45:53Connor Wood?

  In Christ.

• 45:55Brooke Averick?

  Swinging from the chandelier and shit like that. When's the last time you swung from the chandelier?

• 46:00Connor Wood?

  I've never done it. I would like to.

• 46:01Brooke Averick?

  Seriously?

• 46:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah. You know what else I would really want to do? And this is like so naughty.

• 46:07Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 46:07Connor Wood?

  And I actually kind of don't even really want to do it, but I want to have said that I've done it, but I also don't want it to affect anyone negatively. I don't want anyone to have to deal with the consequences, but I want to like destroy a hotel room, you know?

• 46:19Brooke Averick?

  Like pillow fight with feathers everywhere?

• 46:21Connor Wood?

  Feathers and I want to like swing on the chandelier, you know, like I kind of want to, you know, but then I, I, I, I want to get my security deposit back and like, I don't want anyone to be mad at me.

• 46:30Brooke Averick?

  I so see you living the sweet life.

• 46:34Connor Wood?

  It sounds so glorious. I promise you, when you're in a hotel room every single night of the week, like I was in one last night even, and it was just like, oh my God, hey guys, front desk.

• 46:44Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'm going to go down and get a rash in the hot tub, if you don't mind, and I'll just head up to bed after that and watch the same episode of Modern Family that I've seen and I could do, I could do the one man show with this episode.

• 46:54Brooke Averick?

  But when you have like, uh, Zach and Cody's mom, Carrie, made that house a home.

• 47:02Connor Wood?

  That's true. That, that hotel room that they were in also, I just want to say like, it's fabulous.

• 47:07Brooke Averick?

  It was fabulous. And also I've not seen a hotel room that has two rooms like that with like, I guess I have, like right next to each other like that.

• 47:16Connor Wood?

  No, there would be amazing things like having housekeeping every day and then just like, but that's essentially just like an apartment. The restroom, restaurant at the bottom.

• 47:25Brooke Averick?

  No, you don't have housekeeping every day in an apartment. You don't have Muriel coming every day.

• 47:29Connor Wood?

  No, I'm saying like, that's the only, it's essentially an apartment except with staff.

• 47:35Brooke Averick?

  I wonder if they had to do their own laundry or if Muriel did it. I, well, I know Muriel wasn't doing shit.

• 47:41Connor Wood?

  She was kind of lazy bones. She was getting away with the least.

• 47:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 47:44Connor Wood?

  Um, get, you know what I did the other day? I, I went with, uh, like Meals on Wheels, City Meals. Did I tell you this?

• 47:50Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 47:52Connor Wood?

  And I like went and dropped food off to, it's like mostly elderly people.

• 47:58Connor Wood?

  And some of their apartments, I was like, let me linger a little bit and see if I can get on this will because they were so cool. Like, I mean, the people were really cool to talk to, but the apartments were like.

• 48:13Connor Wood?

  Unbelievable apartments and it's just they've lived there for forty, fifty.

• 48:16Brooke Averick?

  Wow, I bet they're like great rent control.

• 48:19Connor Wood?

  No, it's unbelievable. The coolest thing ever. Um, and they're all like upper, like way uptown.

• 48:29Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 48:29Connor Wood?

  It's like an area I don't go to. It's like the coolest thing and talking to, talking to all them. There was one dude that

• 48:36Connor Wood?

  he

• 48:38Connor Wood?

  lived in Santa Monica.

• 48:40Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:41Connor Wood?

  And he's sure it's at Santa Monica. So I asked, I was like, what's that about? And he's like, I used to live there and

• 48:46Brooke Averick?

  How elderly? Like, just so I get an image.

• 48:49Connor Wood?

  Like almost a hundred.

• 48:49Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 48:50Connor Wood?

  Old, like at their house with like a caretaker type, type shit. Um, and he was telling me about it and he's like, oh yeah, I

• 49:02Connor Wood?

  I think he was talking about like the last time he drank or something. He was like, yeah, it's been a, I haven't drank in like six months. Last time I drank, I was on a date in Santa Monica and I bought a woman a condo.

• 49:13Connor Wood?

  In Santa Monica and I go, I like you. I like what you have going on.

• 49:17Brooke Averick?

  I like him. He's still single?

• 49:21Connor Wood?

  I believe so.

• 49:23Brooke Averick?

  Damn.

• 49:24Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Just completely laying flat on his lazy boy.

• 49:28Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 49:29Connor Wood?

  Blanket vibes.

• 49:30Brooke Averick?

  I wish I knew more old people. I don't know any elderly people. Because

• 49:37Connor Wood?

  Old people are the shit.

• 49:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I, I feel like my family has always been, like my grandparents are young.

• 49:46Brooke Averick?

  That's it.

• 49:48Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 49:48Brooke Averick?

  And I was, I had a great grandpa when I was really little, but I was very scared of his hands.

• 49:54Connor Wood?

  I was scared of my grandpa's hands.

• 49:56Brooke Averick?

  They're very scary.

• 49:57Connor Wood?

  Cause he had that nub I've told you about.

• 50:00Brooke Averick?

  Oh, yeah. No, my grandpa's hands just were like very purple. And spotted.

• 50:08Connor Wood?

  Well, that's kind of just like a lack of

• 50:09Brooke Averick?

  And at least nanny, my great grandma had the courtesy to wear these white gloves.

• 50:15Brooke Averick?

  But I was scared of the white gloves too, so to lose lose.

• 50:19Connor Wood?

  Well, I was scared of my grandpa's nub because he would put it in my armpit.

• 50:22Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's horrifying.

• 50:23Connor Wood?

  So it's like the way that a nub can really get in there and hit your funny bone.

• 50:29Brooke Averick?

  Bet it reaches angles that just the hand cannot.

• 50:32Connor Wood?

  No, normal fingers are too lanky. This one that ended here, that nub is getting into every.

• 50:39Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I thought he didn't have an entire hand.

• 50:42Connor Wood?

  No, he was just missing the nub finger.

• 50:44Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 50:47Connor Wood?

  But Brooke, I'm telling you that nub would really wedge in there.

• 50:49Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that would have scared the shit out of me.

• 50:51Connor Wood?

  The nub had a mind of its own. He also would take his teeth out.

• 50:55Brooke Averick?

  Oh, that's really scary as well.

• 50:56Connor Wood?

  And so between the teeth and the nub, it was like,

• 51:01Connor Wood?

  Oscar Isaac, you cooked here, you know?

• 51:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, totally. That would really scare me.

• 51:06Connor Wood?

  I was.

• 51:07Brooke Averick?

  But I'm ready now. I'm ready.

• 51:10Connor Wood?

  For nub?

• 51:11Brooke Averick?

  To be with old people. I was too young back then, but now I'm ready.

• 51:17Connor Wood?

  Maybe when you come, maybe when you come visit, we could go visit my.

• 51:20Brooke Averick?

  I love that.

• 51:21Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 51:22Brooke Averick?

  Brooke and Connor go to a nursing home?

• 51:25Connor Wood?

  It wasn't even a nursing home. We were going, walking to each apartment. I was like, this is like amazing situation. If anyone wants to volunteer, it's City Meals via Meals on Wheels. And it's very easy to get involved.

• 51:38Brooke Averick?

  I really do think though, like you know how some people just don't know how to interact with kids?

• 51:42Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Brooke Averick?

  I think that would be me with, at a nursing home.

• 51:45Connor Wood?

  Well, the thing about them is they are like excited to talk. So they will, you don't even really need to say that much. Like they will talk.

• 51:51Brooke Averick?

  That's good. That'd be, they'd be good for a first date.

• 51:54Connor Wood?

  Fantastic. And they have so many stories too.

• 51:57Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, so much life lived.

• 51:59Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 52:00Brooke Averick?

  I've been just thinking so much about how we're gonna be old. But that would be also would be a blessing.

• 52:06Connor Wood?

  I mean.

• 52:07Brooke Averick?

  Because what's the alternative?

• 52:07Connor Wood?

  We're gonna be so good at being old.

• 52:11Connor Wood?

  We act old already.

• 52:13Brooke Averick?

  I heard something really horrible. I'll keep it to myself. Yeah, I'm keeping it to myself.

• 52:17Connor Wood?

  No, not right now, Brooke, because I, I like when me reading that Mercury's in retrograde right now, I'm like, cool, perfect. That works. Because something so out of whack with my cycle, I'm like not able to regulate any of my emotions right now in such an interesting way. Where it's like, my life's amazing. And then it's like, I'm so scared, you know?

• 52:36Brooke Averick?

  I do think, and I wonder if this is normal, I think about.

• 52:42Brooke Averick?

  Aging every single day in a negative way. There is not one day I go without thinking about it.

• 52:52Brooke Averick?

  Do you feel the same way or no?

• 52:55Connor Wood?

  I'm trying to think of something I think of every single day.

• 52:58Brooke Averick?

  I really.

• 52:58Connor Wood?

  Recently, it's.

• 52:59Brooke Averick?

  Sorry.

• 53:01Connor Wood?

  Recently, it's been milk. Like, that's something that I've thought about milk every day recently. I kind of want. I'm really scared, Brooke. I think I'm gonna start drinking milk soon.

• 53:08Brooke Averick?

  Like, regular milk?

• 53:10Connor Wood?

  I don't know. Like, yeah.

• 53:13Brooke Averick?

  I think you were in my dream.

• 53:16Connor Wood?

  Drinking milk? If I was drinking milk, I'm gonna hang up.

• 53:18Brooke Averick?

  I don't know, but like, something about you saying that you've been thinking about milk, like, déjà vu'd me in a way.

• 53:27Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's spooky.

• 53:29Brooke Averick?

  Like, you, there might have been something about you and milk in my dream. But it also maybe not, because I can't remember.

• 53:37Connor Wood?

  Oh, I don't know about all that. That's scary. I'm gonna have some milk today. I just decided, based on that conversation. I think I need to start seeking things out when I am feeling drawn to them in that way.

• 53:47Brooke Averick?

  Okay, I like that.

• 53:49Connor Wood?

  Milk vibes. Milk or bust.

• 53:50Brooke Averick?

  Don't just talk the talk, walk the walk.

• 53:52Connor Wood?

  Wait, no, but I need to, wait. My horoscope said, maybe plan a little bit and don't just act.

• 53:57Brooke Averick?

  Oh, yeah. Don't, don't try new things this month.

• 54:00Connor Wood?

  I have milk. I get, I get mad cow disease.

• 54:04Brooke Averick?

  Maybe stay away from the milk.

• 54:06Connor Wood?

  I'm angry. I'm a cow.

• 54:06Brooke Averick?

  Major launches, big new commitments are riskier right now. I wouldn't, I would not do the milk, Connor.

• 54:12Connor Wood?

  Whoa.

• 54:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 54:14Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh. And to think I was about to go.

• 54:15Brooke Averick?

  You're rich right now.

• 54:17Connor Wood?

  To think I was about to go get a curtain.

• 54:19Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I would not do that while your mercury's in retrograde.

• 54:23Connor Wood?

  This is really, all of these things, again, I, straight up, like, I don't, like, I don't believe in horoscopes.

• 54:30Brooke Averick?

  I do when they tell me exactly what I want to hear.

• 54:33Connor Wood?

  Took the words out of my mouth. Okay, for Brooke. Brooke, for Gemini, the Mercury Retrograde is all about slowing down, double checking communications, and revisiting partnerships before moving forward. So some good moves for you would be reconnect and review partnerships, revisit old conversations, maybe perhaps a hinge match.

• 54:50Brooke Averick?

  I was thinking that.

• 54:51Connor Wood?

  Contracts or agreements before making new commitments. Polish out routines and workflows. Tweak your daily habits, work systems, and health rituals rather than starting new ones. Double check communications. Read emails, texts, and messages carefully before sending.

• 55:06Brooke Averick?

  That is scaring the shit out of me.

• 55:07Connor Wood?

  Reflected journal.

• 55:08Brooke Averick?

  Been thinking I've been shit talking a little bit too much recently, and I have been scared that I'm gonna fire off something in the wrong direction.

• 55:16Connor Wood?

  That's a scary, it's a scary, that's something you could lose sleep over.

• 55:19Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, so thank you for the reminder. I'm going to be double checking everything.

• 55:25Connor Wood?

  Can I ask, are these all the same as mine?

• 55:27Brooke Averick?

  They do seem.

• 55:28Connor Wood?

  Launching, you need to avoid launching major products. Need to avoid relying on assumptions. That's a big one. Don't overload your schedule.

• 55:37Brooke Averick?

  I don't worry, I'm not.

• 55:39Connor Wood?

  Avoid neglecting reflection. And don't rush agreements or signatures.

• 55:45Brooke Averick?

  I, like, am I gonna get conned? Contracts and formal commitments can be messy if done hastily. I'm sure I'm about to get, like, completely scammed.

• 55:54Connor Wood?

  Just keep an eye out.

• 55:55Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 55:55Connor Wood?

  Is there anything more humiliating than posting on an Instagram story?

• 55:59Brooke Averick?

  What'd you say?

• 56:00Connor Wood?

  Is there anything more embarrassing than posting an Instagram story?

• 56:04Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 56:06Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 56:06Brooke Averick?

  Posting something in feed.

• 56:08Connor Wood?

  I'm so much less freaked out about posting in feed than my Instagram story.

• 56:13Brooke Averick?

  Sometimes I will watch my Instagram story back. Well, I always will watch my Instagram story back a million times. But sometimes I'm like, I'm great and funny. And sometimes I'm like, I am the worst person that's ever been granted a phone. And it should be removed from my hands and outlawed.

• 56:33Connor Wood?

  I'm there.

• 56:33Brooke Averick?

  From my life.

• 56:35Connor Wood?

  I'm right there. Do you want to know what happened to me this morning that'll make you feel better about that?

• 56:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 56:40Connor Wood?

  I went and I took a wellness shot. They were doing samples at this juice, juice, juice store. And I didn't know what it was. And I took it and it came out of my nose. Um, because it was ginger, cayenne and lemon.

• 56:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that'll do it.

• 56:55Connor Wood?

  And I was kind of expecting something sweet. And it went up and, and it went into my mouth and didn't go down in any way. It went straight up.

• 57:03Brooke Averick?

  Mm hmm.

• 57:05Connor Wood?

  And then out my nose and onto my shirt. Which is that, that.

• 57:09Brooke Averick?

  I like your, your hoodie blouse.

• 57:12Connor Wood?

  Thanks. Look at the back of it.

• 57:17Brooke Averick?

  Whoa.

• 57:19Brooke Averick?

  Pretty. I didn't know that's where El Paso was.

• 57:24Brooke Averick?

  You're teaching me today.

• 57:26Connor Wood?

  El Paso is in West Texas. No, wait, it's at the very bottom.

• 57:29Brooke Averick?

  It is. No, it was west. And not at the very bottom. Show me again.

• 57:35Connor Wood?

  I can't because I hurt my back.

• 57:36Brooke Averick?

  No worries.

• 57:38Connor Wood?

  Do you guys know I hurt my back so bad at the, uh, Halloween YouTube video shoot? That I had to go get scanned again.

• 57:47Brooke Averick?

  You need a new back.

• 57:50Connor Wood?

  I would love Dr. Isaac would to get down and dirty on me. Wait, oh my gosh, you guys. So I got a massage over the weekend. In Philly. And it was great. It was my first time. I didn't pack well for Philly because I was only going for two days. So I was like, I don't need to bring my suitcase. So I brought a duffel bag and I'd be, uh, I've seen, I see men with duffel bags all the time and it's just kind of like, why are you doing that? It's just like, like you could have a bag that's like on the ground or on your back, totally backpack vibes. And I tried it. It's not, it's dumb to have a duffel bag.

• 58:25Brooke Averick?

  I think a man with a little duffel bag slung over his shoulder is really cute.

• 58:30Connor Wood?

  Yeah. And I think it's all very performative and I think they do it. I think that they're all doing it for the look. And it's like, uh, the look is.

• 58:39Connor Wood?

  Like, like Lululemon jogging sweats, duffel over the side hat, but.

• 58:47Brooke Averick?

  Not when it's like really nerdy and earnest. And it's like your middle school duffel bag.

• 58:54Connor Wood?

  This, this one's just like a, like a weekend bag, but I was walking lopsided.

• 58:58Brooke Averick?

  About someone.

• 59:00Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I guess so. Geez. Um, and so I get there and I, I go, oh heavens.

• 59:09Connor Wood?

  I, this is my, I, I went, I was like, I don't have any underwear. Like I went, I did naked massage. I've never done that. But like, my understanding is that you, that's standard practice is to be naked.

• 59:19Brooke Averick?

  That's reminding me of a really interesting side of TikTok I'm on. Continue.

• 59:24Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 59:26Connor Wood?

  So I go do this naked massage and I've also never had a male masseuse.

• 59:33Connor Wood?

  Um.

• 59:35Brooke Averick?

  I wonder if this is the guy from my free page.

• 59:37Connor Wood?

  I've never had a massage quite like this one.

• 59:41Connor Wood?

  There was a lot of stretching involved. Arms like, I was laying on my stomach.

• 59:48Brooke Averick?

  Your leg was on your stomach?

• 59:49Connor Wood?

  No, he, I was laying on my stomach and he had my leg like one of my, each of my legs like up in the air. I'm like, I'm not that flexible.

• 59:56Brooke Averick?

  Was your butt out?

• 59:58Connor Wood?

  My butt was out.

• 1:00:01Connor Wood?

  And my leg is just up in the air. I can't imagine what it looks like from where he is.

• 1:00:07Connor Wood?

  And like, he didn't like, he didn't like cover me. Like I was feeling a breeze on my dick and my leg is in the air. And I'm like, what, like, what is even, what is the, what am I supposed to be feeling right now?

• 1:00:21Brooke Averick?

  I would be having a hard time with that.

• 1:00:23Connor Wood?

  What?

• 1:00:24Brooke Averick?

  I'd be having a hard time with that.

• 1:00:25Connor Wood?

  Well, it's just like, I had, I had never had like this, whatever.

• 1:00:31Connor Wood?

  Type of massage it was where there was a lot of like lifting my limbs and kind of like dropping them and then

• 1:00:35Brooke Averick?

  Totally.

• 1:00:36Connor Wood?

  And I really just needed like my back massaged because of my back hurting.

• 1:00:43Connor Wood?

  There was a lot of, he touched my butt several times.

• 1:00:45Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 1:00:46Connor Wood?

  But it wasn't anything nefarious. It was very much like a massage still, but I was just like not expecting.

• 1:00:50Brooke Averick?

  Did you like it?

• 1:00:52Connor Wood?

  Um, I was so on edge thinking like, am I supposed to be naked right now? That I couldn't enjoy the actual massage part.

• 1:00:59Brooke Averick?

  If he was touching your butt and rubbing your butt, then I would imagine you were supposed to be naked.

• 1:01:05Brooke Averick?

  He wouldn't be rubbing your butt if he didn't want you to be naked.

• 1:01:08Connor Wood?

  I was wondering like, if I would have worn underwear, would he be going below the panty line?

• 1:01:12Brooke Averick?

  Probably, yeah.

• 1:01:13Connor Wood?

  Or would that have been the border?

• 1:01:14Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. He'd be going south of the border.

• 1:01:17Connor Wood?

  Yeah. If he would have gone south of the border and I was in boxes or something, I would have been like, excuse me. Don't go in my underwear, no?

• 1:01:26Brooke Averick?

  That would feel weird, but I bet it was totally fine because you were naked.

• 1:01:30Connor Wood?

  Have you had a naked massage?

• 1:01:32Brooke Averick?

  I haven't had a clothes massage. I hate.

• 1:01:34Connor Wood?

  You've never had a massage?

• 1:01:35Brooke Averick?

  I hate being touched like that.

• 1:01:38Connor Wood?

  If I could relax a little bit more, I think I'd really enjoy it, but it is, it's hard for me to relax. Cause I'm just thinking the whole time.

• 1:01:45Brooke Averick?

  Totally.

• 1:01:46Connor Wood?

  And I, and I have never had a relaxing massage because I, I have so many knots and tightness things that like, when they go in, I'm like, really? You're gonna have to hurt me a little bit. So it's never.

• 1:02:00Connor Wood?

  The man in my walls knocking, see?

• 1:02:03Connor Wood?

  He wants massage. Is my heater turning on? In college, we had, um, under my bathtub, we had, we found out like a family of raccoons. Living under our bathtub and you could feel them moving around, like you couldn't actually feel them, but like they would scrape and stuff when they'd be moving around and it was kind of cute, but now I said it out loud and it's actually, that's so scary.

• 1:02:24Brooke Averick?

  That is scary. I don't, raccoons are, kind of scare me a little.

• 1:02:27Connor Wood?

  It was the biggest raccoon you've ever seen. It was the size of a Toyota Corolla. It was the biggest, fattest thing you've ever seen. It couldn't even like, climb and shit because it was so pregnant and then it had the babies. And it was like 12 babies and they were cute.

• 1:02:44Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 1:02:44Connor Wood?

  But then there was like 13 raccoons, like full ground raccoons under our house.

• 1:02:48Brooke Averick?

  Where do most raccoons live in the country?

• 1:02:52Brooke Averick?

  But did you have a lot of raccoons?

• 1:02:54Connor Wood?

  Oh, I guess they're everywhere, kind of.

• 1:02:56Brooke Averick?

  I feel like I didn't have a lot of raccoons.

• 1:02:59Connor Wood?

  Texas has a ton.

• 1:03:01Brooke Averick?

  Well, particularly in the eastern and central United States. Interesting.

• 1:03:06Connor Wood?

  So you should have had, you should have raccoons.

• 1:03:08Brooke Averick?

  Totally. I don't think I really saw any.

• 1:03:12Brooke Averick?

  They are not found in Alaska.

• 1:03:15Connor Wood?

  Thank God.

• 1:03:16Brooke Averick?

  Do you want to go to Alaska?

• 1:03:18Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I do.

• 1:03:18Brooke Averick?

  Drop my phone.

• 1:03:21Connor Wood?

  Uh oh.

• 1:03:22Brooke Averick?

  It's fine. I'm not going to pick it up.

• 1:03:23Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 1:03:24Brooke Averick?

  Well, Connor, I think that's all the time we have for today.

• 1:03:28Connor Wood?

  No.

• 1:03:29Brooke Averick?

  I know.

• 1:03:30Connor Wood?

  Well, we have the bonus, too.

• 1:03:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I was about to say, don't get your panties too much in a bunch. I'll see you in a second.

• 1:03:35Connor Wood?

  Well, I didn't even wear them because I'm getting a massage.

• 1:03:37Brooke Averick?

  Ooh. You're getting your butt rub today, aren't you?

• 1:03:41Connor Wood?

  My butt rub.

• 1:03:42Brooke Averick?

  Nice.

• 1:03:46Connor Wood?

  Okay, yeah. Um, I think on that note, that's probably a good time to end it.

• 1:03:49Brooke Averick?

  Okay, well, I'll see you.

• 1:03:51Connor Wood?

  I'll see you in about 40 seconds. I'm gonna have, you know what I'm gonna have?

• 1:03:54Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 1:03:55Connor Wood?

  A yogurt.

• 1:03:56Brooke Averick?

  Ooh, yummy.

• 1:03:56Connor Wood?

  So I'm gonna go hop on the yogurt train and then you have to tell me what side of TikTok you're on.

• 1:04:01Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I'll tell you in a moment.

• 1:04:02Connor Wood?

  Can't wait to hear it. Okay, all right. Bye, guys.

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