#2298 - Kurt Metzger

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• 0:12Speaker 00

  I have these shades, you know why? I'll save this, gold, hold on.

• 0:15Joe Rogan?

  Because the future's so bright. You gotta wear shades.

• 0:18Speaker 00

  Oh, uh, nuclear war, the flash, you have 59.

• 0:21Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, it's good. Protection, I heard. Get under the table as well. You remember that in high school? They, did they do that in your high school? You're younger than me.

• 0:28Speaker 00

  No, they, okay, yeah.

• 0:29Joe Rogan?

  They used to tell us.

• 0:30Speaker 00

  I'm 47, so.

• 0:31Joe Rogan?

  Get under, I was, I'm 10 years older.

• 0:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, my parents, they did that too. Oh, yeah.

• 0:34Joe Rogan?

  They told you, get under the table. Like, what?

• 0:36Speaker 00

  They did that surprisingly long.

• 0:37Joe Rogan?

  It's like a mask for COVID. It's basically the same thing. That is not working. Getting under the table is so dumb. It's a fucking nuclear blast that annihilates buildings. You're saying getting under my stupid desk with the clamshell? Remember those desks with the clamshell?

• 0:50Speaker 00

  It's the only shot, yeah. That's when my first desk I had as a kid. It's the only shot we got. Now, I saw Indiana Jones getting a fridge on that, on the.

• 0:59Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that was good move.

• 1:00Speaker 00

  Or was he a Trinity? I don't know. He's a nuclear test and he got in a fridge.

• 1:03Joe Rogan?

  What the fuck?

• 1:04Speaker 00

  They really made them things back then, you know?

• 1:05Joe Rogan?

  What the fuck? Imagine being those guys in, like, the Manhattan Project when they first do it? They first detonate it and they're like, what in the holy fuck?

• 1:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, they kinda didn't know what was gonna happen, right?

• 1:18Joe Rogan?

  They didn't know. There was a less than zero chance that it would burn up the entire atmosphere of the Earth instantaneously and all life would be over.

• 1:25Speaker 00

  Well, it's a chance we've got to take.

• 1:27Joe Rogan?

  They took it. They just took it.

• 1:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:30Joe Rogan?

  I wonder if it was bigger than they thought it would. I wonder what, so like, no one had ever seen a nuclear explosion before those people did.

• 1:37Speaker 00

  Were they too close?

• 1:38Joe Rogan?

  Well, they definitely weren't really far away, right?

• 1:41Speaker 00

  I know a few of them. Their people were too close.

• 1:44Joe Rogan?

  Well, you know, the real problem is the area where they did it is radioactive forever. Like, they, they did a bunch of these tests out in the desert and then John Wayne and his crew went out there and all got cancer.

• 1:56Speaker 00

  Don Genghis Khan!

• 1:57Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:58Speaker 00

  Genghis Khan!

• 1:59Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, which is a terrible movie.

• 2:00Speaker 00

  It's one of the most amazing, because it's cursed from the gate.

• 2:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:04Speaker 00

  And, uh.

• 2:05Joe Rogan?

  It's probably cursed by Genghis Khan.

• 2:07Speaker 00

  I'm, I hope it was.

• 2:09Joe Rogan?

  And if you're gonna make a bullshit version of one of the most fascinating human beings that has ever lived, a bullshit version of their life, it would be a John Wayne movie from the 1960s.

• 2:19Speaker 00

  It's, I look at it-

• 2:20Joe Rogan?

  Was it even the 60s? Was it the 50s?

• 2:22Speaker 00

  Is that the original, um, uh-

• 2:25Joe Rogan?

  Whitewash movie?

• 2:26Speaker 00

  Well, not white, no, not whitewashed, uh, but the, like, uh, you know, Jada Pinkett Smith made Cleopatra, where it's like Cleopatra's black and on Netflix and it was like, it was like she clearly sees Cleopatra as her and it's like a suck up to herself and John Wayne, I'm sure, was thinking that with Genghis Khan.

• 2:44Joe Rogan?

  Genghis Khan was 65.

• 2:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, so that's like Jada Pink-

• 2:47Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it says 56, The Conqueror.

• 2:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, this is the same-

• 2:51Joe Rogan?

  Hold on, what was the 65 one? Who did that one? Is that John Wayne? No. Omar Sharif, okay.

• 2:58Speaker 00

  That's closer, he's getting closer.

• 3:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you're getting a little closer with Omar Sharif, but even then, you should be getting a guy from Mongolia. I mean, if you want me to believe that it's Genghis Khan, you, you, you find a guy in Mongolia, there's gotta be a guy who can act.

• 3:11Speaker 00

  I don't, I want the-

• 3:12Joe Rogan?

  Acting is not that hard.

• 3:13Speaker 00

  I don't want you to believe, I want you to identify with him and see yourself reflected. That's John, there's John Wayne, wokenly wanting to see himself reflected in the story of Genghis Khan.

• 3:24Joe Rogan?

  You think so? I think it was a giant movie and they offered him a shit ton of money and he's a giant movie star-

• 3:31Speaker 00

  It's not his project?

• 3:31Joe Rogan?

  And there was only like five movie stars back then. Was it John Wayne's project?

• 3:35Speaker 00

  You know what, maybe I'm wrong. Can I take off my, my Trump one, one piece is really hot. Now, I put this on to indicate-

• 3:45Joe Rogan?

  You put it on over your clothes though, that's the problem.

• 3:47Speaker 00

  I put it on over my shirt because I, I want, the great job so far-

• 3:50Joe Rogan?

  Where'd you get that thing?

• 3:51Speaker 00

  Uh, out there, every time I come, Jamie has a box of bizarre merch. Okay, let me tell you, I put this on to celebrate, I told Jamie, cause Haak Tua has been pardoned.

• 4:02Joe Rogan?

  Has she?

• 4:03Speaker 00

  Finally, finally. Julian Assange only took, uh, what did it take, 20 years?

• 4:08Joe Rogan?

  Wait a minute, are you serious or are you joking?

• 4:09Speaker 00

  I'm dead serious. Said no charges. Uh, same.

• 4:13Joe Rogan?

  Okay, so is that because she didn't have anything to do with the crime? Or is it because there wasn't a crime? What is it?

• 4:20Speaker 00

  There's a crime. I don't think.

• 4:22Joe Rogan?

  But is it a crime? Is it illegal? This is the question with all this like fake money stuff. This is why it's so confusing. If you have these meme coins and people are genuinely making millions of dollars from real meme coins. But it's, it's still, it's kind of bullshit. It's kind of a fake money. And anybody can kind of make it and then sell it. Like, there's no rules, right? Like, you can dump, you can dump it, right?

• 4:47Speaker 00

  Did I tell you my buddy was making, they wake those AI slaves that they stack to make like memes and coins? A lot of these guys live in Puerto Rico. Or like Dominican Republic because of taxes. Yeah. So, the guys that make those coins, they refer people who buy those coins as degenerate gamblers.

• 5:04Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 5:05Speaker 00

  Cause that's what they are. So that's all it is. I mean, you could say it's, why is the stock market less degenerate gambler than that? I guess because, uh, I don't know why. Maybe you get backed up on certain investments by the government because there's a little bit more fake regulation? I don't know.

• 5:20Joe Rogan?

  It is kind of crazy that it's based entirely on information and confidence about a company. And it can go up or down depending upon who like the CEO gets caught sleeping with or what new environmental laws.

• 5:33Speaker 00

  It sounds like magical is what it sounds like.

• 5:35Joe Rogan?

  It's crazy. And your whole, like in 2008, when everything just crashed. There was this dude who lived next to me. This, this, I had a lot next to my house in California and this guy wanted to build a house. It was the saddest fucking thing, man. Because this was like in 2012. When we were living there, this dude was, uh, raking his lawn. And so I went over just to talk to him. There's no, there's no house there. And the dude would just like clean up brush and shit. He was like a responsible landowner and he wasn't, didn't even have a property on, a house on it. And, uh, I said, are you gonna build here? Cause I knew you were gonna build here a while back, but we never heard anything. And he's like, I lost everything in the crash. He goes, I saved up all my life working. I, I had this

• 6:19Joe Rogan?

  dream to build this house on this, and the, the property was, uh, really beautiful. It was like on the top of the hill, like looking down on this valley. It was a, it would have been an amazing place to like finally die.

• 6:31Speaker 00

  Right.

• 6:32Joe Rogan?

  You know, get to the, this guy was old, man. And. He was just like super bummed out, man.

• 6:38Speaker 00

  This is a real John Steinbeck story you got.

• 6:40Joe Rogan?

  Because it's all just based, it's all just based on, on, like, it's not gold, right? It fluctuates. Companies can go under. The stock market can crash. The money can disappear. It's like, it's not stable. It's a wild gamble.

• 6:58Speaker 00

  Some would call it Babylonian money magic. I wouldn't maybe, but...

• 7:02Joe Rogan?

  But it's so nuts that that's what our economy is based on, instead of like actual assets.

• 7:07Speaker 00

  What's even crazy about it?

• 7:10Joe Rogan?

  But it's so, it's so crazy that you can do the meme coin thing, where you can just have like, okay, let's just have almost no rules and just go buck wild and have cock coin and have cock coin trading for, you know, a hundred and fifty dollars a coin.

• 7:23Speaker 00

  It's a bunch of nerds that, some of the nerds are smarter than the other nerds, but they all think they're smart and they're not. That's how you get tricked, is because on Hocktoe Coin, ask Harvey Zillikson, he's here, but I'm pretty sure the people that got scammed thought they were gonna get out early. Like, they had been sold, and I know this has to be illegal. They were sold the idea that they were the initial, you know, the whatever, the early bird.

• 7:46Joe Rogan?

  Early bird investors, they can't pull the rug on you.

• 7:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, and they weren't, because they had gotten in on the ground floor. So that's why I think that, if I had to guess where the big fraud is, but she's like George Foreman with his grill. Like, George Foreman didn't make a grill. I told you Howie...

• 7:59Joe Rogan?

  She's twenty-two years old. That girl probably knows almost nothing about the economy. I know almost nothing, and she probably knows less than me.

• 8:06Speaker 00

  Howie Mandel's son-in-law is the guy behind Hocktoe Coin.

• 8:09Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 8:10Speaker 00

  I told you last time. His name's DJ something.

• 8:12Joe Rogan?

  Did you?

• 8:12Speaker 00

  DJ LA or...

• 8:13Joe Rogan?

  So much information when I talk to you. When I get a text message from you, I always take a deep breath.

• 8:17Speaker 00

  I know. Well, sometimes, yeah.

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• 11:09Speaker 00

  By the way, that thing you're saying, were you just describing the market right now?

• 11:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 11:13Speaker 00

  I was just chuckling like, oh yes, but social security is the biggest Ponzi scheme. Not that shit. Social Security is the wor- that's the one that we gotta tackle. That scheme. Not all the other things such as what you just described pretty well, I think.

• 11:27Joe Rogan?

  Okay, so what are the big problems with social security? Let's lay it out, as seen by Kurt Metzger.

• 11:32Speaker 00

  Well, people are gonna want it because they paid into it, entitled. That's a problem I see. Gotta get in there, ca- dude, uh, why are you- Steve Bannon is 100% right. He said it on Jimmy's show about Trump, because Trump says he's not gonna touch it. All these pricks on both sides wanna cut that out. And I- and then they wanna have, you should have the freedom to invest into the stock market. Or like a 401K, you know, the things that sometimes are like hawk to a coin that don't pay out? Social Security's never missed a payment to anybody. That's, that's probably to a fault, because I'm sure there is fraud, because it's never missed a payment. So, why don't you go get the fraud out of it, okay?

• 12:12Speaker 00

  Uh, uh, I'm, I'm actually irritated thinking about it because we played Howard Lutnick. Did you just see that guy Howard Lutnick? It's Trump's Commerce Secretary, I wanna say, talking to, uh, who the hell is he talking to about why, uh, um, social- he goes, "If my mother-in-law, my age 95, didn't get her social security check, she's not gonna call and complain." Really, billionaire guy, your mother-in-law be fu-

• 12:34Joe Rogan?

  I did hear someone say that. I saw it written down.

• 12:36Speaker 00

  Great, great pick, Trump.

• 12:37Joe Rogan?

  I didn't see him say it, but just, there's no way to do that right. Like, to look at that statement the most charitable way. Do you know people are living barely? There's so many people, if you're on social security, you're getting a very small amount of money, you're on a very fixed income.

• 12:52Speaker 00

  That you're owed.

• 12:53Joe Rogan?

  And if you don't, if you miss a month, that's a big fucking deal, man. And you're old, and you don't need that kind of stress in your life. You know, if you're old as fuck, and then all of a sudden your social security stops, that's fucking terrifying.

• 13:05Speaker 00

  Well, you know what the plan is, by these prick oligarchs? What they want is, so first Doge, so just everybody freaking out about Doge, and which you're such a, like, uninformed. Doge is not gonna be anything. I got news for everybody. Ask Thomas Massey. That guy's who's right. That continuing resolution means everything got funded again, until the next time when they're gonna do another continuing resolution. Because they said last time, this is gonna be, this is what Massey explains. So, everything's funded, plus another 6 billion for the Pentagon. Uh, so people are freaking out, but there's nothing cut. But you know what I bet they are gonna get to? Your entitlements.

• 13:46Joe Rogan?

  Wait a minute.

• 13:47Speaker 00

  They'll make sure to cut that.

• 13:48Joe Rogan?

  But they have cut-

• 13:49Speaker 00

  Not Ukraine, not Israel, oh, God forbid, or-

• 13:52Joe Rogan?

  Well, they haven't even started with military. So, but just right now, like the USAID stuff, right? If, they definitely have cut a lot.

• 13:59Speaker 00

  That's discretionary, so that just means the money's still in the budget, but I don't know, it'll go all to Israel. I have no idea what it means. It's discretionary, it's discretionary.

• 14:07Joe Rogan?

  So that means the programs are cut, but the money is still allocated somewhere else?

• 14:11Speaker 00

  It's still, it's still up there in the blob, going to whatever. Do you think they really made a Guatemalan, uh, gender non-binary musical? No, they, they didn't, somebody bought a gun or something. You know, that's what happened.

• 14:22Joe Rogan?

  Of course.

• 14:23Speaker 00

  So, so, literally, no change, and people-

• 14:26Joe Rogan?

  Was it a genius, though, to call it USAID? Cause you have to be for it.

• 14:30Speaker 00

  Well-

• 14:30Joe Rogan?

  It's like Patriot Act.

• 14:31Speaker 00

  I think this, this part should be the crime, cause it's USAID. Not US, but they color the A the same color as the I and the D.

• 14:39Joe Rogan?

  Do they?

• 14:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, so you think it's USAID.

• 14:41Joe Rogan?

  That's so dirty.

• 14:42Speaker 00

  But I, I didn't know-

• 14:43Joe Rogan?

  Is that really how they do it?

• 14:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. US-

• 14:45Joe Rogan?

  Oh.

• 14:46Speaker 00

  So see the, the deception on purpose with that?

• 14:48Joe Rogan?

  That's rude.

• 14:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:50Joe Rogan?

  That's, that's rude.

• 14:51Speaker 00

  It's USAID, not that.

• 14:53Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 14:55Speaker 00

  More like USAids, am I right? Talk to it.

• 15:00Joe Rogan?

  From the American people, which is like, wow. It's so tricky.

• 15:04Speaker 00

  Oh, good, put my name on that evil shit you do, thank you.

• 15:07Joe Rogan?

  It's so tricky, because USAID just seems like a great name for a real charitable org- organization.

• 15:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, it sounds like very Ameri-

• 15:16Joe Rogan?

  Just super charitable.

• 15:16Speaker 00

  You know why it sounds so America? Because it's called USAID, but it's not for anyone here.

• 15:21Joe Rogan?

  Right, but also you have to support all AIDS. Okay, if you're not, if you're not even thinking, like, no, no information in the news at all, if someone tells you, do you wanna cut AIDS? You're a good person, you're gonna say no. Of course we don't wanna cut AIDS. This is USAID. They're gonna cut USAID, like, oh my god, where do I sign?

• 15:40Speaker 00

  Well, as a guy-

• 15:40Joe Rogan?

  I wanna stop, the, we need AIDS, everyone needs AIDS.

• 15:43Speaker 00

  Okay, but the leaders, see, look, I'm cynical as a guy who's never been in politics. The way these people operate is where they're saying the exact opposite of the thing they just said. That's conscious they're doing that. They're like, that's the game. You gotta just tell a complete lie and go completely back on it.

• 16:00Joe Rogan?

  Well, even just the calling it USAID when it's the United States Agency for International Development.

• 16:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 16:08Joe Rogan?

  Like, wait a minute. What do you guys do?

• 16:10Speaker 00

  Well, how about like, how about the Patriot Act when it's the US Department of Spying on your dick pics on your phone? How about that deception?

• 16:17Joe Rogan?

  How about all of it?

• 16:18Speaker 00

  Are we keeping the Patriot Act? I know that I hope that won't be touched.

• 16:22Joe Rogan?

  We need to number three.

• 16:23Speaker 00

  We did.

• 16:23Joe Rogan?

  The two is just too weak these days with all the cybersecurity risks.

• 16:27Speaker 00

  I got great news. Oh, this is my Timber Sycamore shirt.

• 16:30Joe Rogan?

  What is that?

• 16:31Speaker 00

  That's the operation where Obama started, you know, to get rid of Assad, install an Al Qaeda leader in Syria.

• 16:38Joe Rogan?

  Wait a minute, it has a T-shirt?

• 16:40Speaker 00

  No, I have a charity called Shirts for Kurtz where I I take the names of operations. I go make me a T-shirt that I will wear around that looks like a band or something.

• 16:51Speaker 00

  So I got some good, this guy Fret Pound, his name is, sent this to me. He sent it to the club.

• 16:55Joe Rogan?

  So what are you wearing? Timber Sycamore. Classified Weapon Supply and Training Program Run by the United States Central Intelligence Agency and Supported by the United Kingdom and Some Arab Intelligence Services, Including Saudi Intelligence. The aim of the program was to remove Syrian President Bashar al-Assad from power launched in 2012 or 2013 and supplied money, weaponry, And training to Syrian opposition groups fighting Syrian government forces.

• 17:23Speaker 00

  Al Qaeda.

• 17:24Joe Rogan?

  In the Syrian Civil War. There's a lot of Syrians in there.

• 17:26Speaker 00

  That's where we armed Al Qaeda. So.

• 17:28Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 17:28Speaker 00

  Any guys watching out there, if you got or gals, you got any limbs blown off guarding a poppy field for a warlord. Al Qaeda, we installed them. We're back together with them. We're cool again. So.

• 17:38Joe Rogan?

  Listen, they're not all bad guys.

• 17:41Speaker 00

  Al Qaeda?

• 17:42Joe Rogan?

  Cut them some slack.

• 17:43Speaker 00

  I like Al, but Qaeda I'm not into.

• 17:44Joe Rogan?

  Send you something earlier today.

• 17:46Speaker 00

  Oh, I didn't look at it. The Sean Ryan thing?

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• 18:39Speaker 00

  I brought to light how we are sending 47 million dollars to the Taliban for about a year now. It's more than that. I've mentioned it quite a few times. And I've seen the back before, the State Department said they accidentally gave them the money.

• 18:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 18:53Speaker 00

  You know how we left the wrong way and left all our stuff and didn't, we thought it was disabled, but it wasn't. Well, that's the lithium triangle that Afghanistan's in. So I'm sure that's part of the deal. We give them all our stuff. Hey, they played a good game. Give them some helicopters. And we can train terrorists there because most of the Islamists came from us, or Saudis, or Israel, or Pakistan, most of them. And we paid them like 100 million out of the State Department. Maybe it was USAID, I don't know. But a dude who showed me a video of it that he had, he wouldn't text it to me. He was like scared to text it to me. But this guy used to be an international press pass. He showed me

• 19:33Speaker 00

  video of these Taliban guys. They made like a fort out of American money. Like way more than a chest eye wall of money.

• 19:42Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 19:43Speaker 00

  And so he wouldn't send it to me. But then, two weeks later, it comes out in the news that they accidentally, so they slipped in the, they slipped in that they gave it to them. But they have lithium there because that's the name of the game. Right?

• 19:57Joe Rogan?

  I'm gonna say to Sean Ryan thing, Jamie.

• 20:00Speaker 00

  So he's, so he's right about that.

• 20:03Joe Rogan?

  Sorry for the long pause earlier. I was trying to figure something out.

• 20:07Speaker 00

  So he's right what he's saying, but I'm like, you weren't aware of this earlier, Sean? As a guy that ran a cartel. Or whatever. That's where he came from. He's in Colombia running a drug network. They don't just let Americans do that unless they're like, you know, come on.

• 20:22Joe Rogan?

  Well, he was openly working for the government, right? When he was doing that?

• 20:28Speaker 00

  Oh, you don't think he was selling the drugs on behalf of the government?

• 20:30Joe Rogan?

  But what, what, I don't know what he was even admitted to doing.

• 20:33Speaker 00

  It's a, it's a Kim.

• 20:34Joe Rogan?

  By the way, I really like this guy. I know you have issues with him.

• 20:37Speaker 00

  I don't have any personal issues with him.

• 20:38Joe Rogan?

  I like him a lot.

• 20:39Speaker 00

  Well, I don't have any personal issues.

• 20:41Joe Rogan?

  I think.

• 20:41Speaker 00

  I don't want to say that. He's a killer.

• 20:43Joe Rogan?

  There's, there's guys that get into the military, start working for the government, become agency people, get hired to do jobs all over the world, and I know a bunch of them. And they're some of the most interesting people I've ever met in my life. But they don't agree with the way things are being run. And if they've done that, and then they step out, and then they start talking about it like Sean Ryan. You gotta kind of like.

• 21:07Speaker 00

  That makes total sense.

• 21:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 21:08Speaker 00

  That, I, that, everything you're saying is perfectly reasonable. Now I remember when the Tesla, the guy who blew up his own Tesla outside of Elon's.

• 21:17Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:18Speaker 00

  He had this like skull and he was like, oh, we just got word that. I got this email and then all of a sudden, next thing he's in another, and we're not talking about it no more. That's an op, that's very opie.

• 21:28Joe Rogan?

  Well, it is, but you know what's also, it also could be, if you don't, like, how long is he, how long has Sean Ryan been doing a show?

• 21:36Speaker 00

  I don't know. He came out of nowhere.

• 21:38Joe Rogan?

  One thing that does happen is you get duped. You know, we've been duped before. I've had people on the podcast where I'm like, this guy's kind of a con artist. Like, you get duped. And you, you get duped with stories, you get duped, people send you stuff that's not real, they send you down these rabbit holes that are stupid. If you're not. Seasoned in this and I'm I'm still fucking up all the time.

• 22:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 22:02Joe Rogan?

  You haven't done a lot of these kind of podcasts where you're talking about controversial issues. Sometimes you say something that's not totally accurate or maybe the people that are telling you the information aren't who they say they are. Maybe you're being purposely fed misinformation. It's fucking hard to figure it out sometimes.

• 22:20Speaker 00

  Uh, uh, it is for me. Now, I'm just saying.

• 22:22Joe Rogan?

  But what did it, what, what was proven about the letter? Right? So the dude wrote a letter, correct? Or was it an email? What was it?

• 22:29Speaker 00

  He was, uh, who's that guy?

• 22:30Joe Rogan?

  There's some writing that he was talking about.

• 22:33Speaker 00

  Oh, about how, um, somebody was it, oh, Iran or China or somebody was, it was like with the drone.

• 22:39Joe Rogan?

  Right. It's something to do with the Jersey drone situation, right?

• 22:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, which I'm guessing is Palmer Lucky's outfit, not China. My guess Palmer Lucky, that swarm drones, it's something to see how you deal with it and nobody cares.

• 22:51Joe Rogan?

  It's hard to trust super smart dudes who wear flip flops on podcasts. I saw him with the flip flops. I was like, this guy's too crazy.

• 22:58Speaker 00

  I trust that he has some clearance.

• 22:59Joe Rogan?

  He's making drones and he's, he doesn't even want to have shoes on.

• 23:02Speaker 00

  I could, I, I might be wrong, but I think his initial start, cause he went through some bullshit where uh, he was trying to sell the military something kind of like robot truck that puts out fires, which you need.

• 23:12Joe Rogan?

  Crazy.

• 23:13Speaker 00

  But they don't want stuff to, that, you know, it's the military, like we need something to kill.

• 23:16Joe Rogan?

  Sounds like a guy in a Spider-Man comic book that like is a reluctant hero. Like he was a bad guy doing bad things. You know what I mean?

• 23:24Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Like a hacker they caught and they're like, now you work for us.

• 23:28Joe Rogan?

  It's just like, imagine that's your specialty is making awesome weaponry.

• 23:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, you're gonna want to do what you, what you do, I guess.

• 23:36Joe Rogan?

  Right. Like if you're a comic, you want to tell jokes. If you're a guy who makes awesome weaponry, you want to fuck around and find out.

• 23:43Speaker 00

  I mean, as a comic, you use murder language to talk about it, right?

• 23:46Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 23:47Speaker 00

  Like this was gonna kill.

• 23:48Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he crushed it.

• 23:49Speaker 00

  Cavitate the back of your head out when I tell you about.

• 23:54Joe Rogan?

  God damn, man. It's like, um.

• 23:57Speaker 00

  Well, look, I was just.

• 23:58Joe Rogan?

  Sean Show, he's had a few people on where I was like, I don't know, dude. I don't know about this guy.

• 24:03Speaker 00

  I think Joe McMonigal.

• 24:04Joe Rogan?

  But I've had a few people on like that. I've had a few people on where I was like, I don't know about this guy.

• 24:09Speaker 00

  Uh, I, I'm not going off, cause I don't believe anything. I just want to hear a new story that doesn't make me bored cause I heard a lot of stories, you know? That's all.

• 24:16Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 24:16Speaker 00

  So, what happens then if you tell me something new I haven't heard, I'll remember it because I go, oh, that's interesting. I forget boring things and I remember everything that's interesting to me. So later, when I'm looking at new stuff on side kicking on Jimmy's or whatever, now I have all this, it's just the way you write jokes. Like I have a, I could cross-reference. I need as much data as I could get about every single thing, you know?

• 24:38Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 24:39Speaker 00

  So that I can make connections. That's just for joke writing and, or in any kind of writing. So you have to analyze stuff. So I, I just go off the old, uh, you know, you know a tree by its fruits, right? That, that Bible saying, I think is a correct saying.

• 24:54Speaker 00

  If I know the, the truth about certain current events and I'm watching and I know your background that you should know this or that, and maybe you don't though. I, I allow for that. Um, I'm just saying, I've seen a bunch of people. That woman from, uh, who was like ISIS is back and Iran is here and, and.

• 25:10Joe Rogan?

  Who's that woman?

• 25:11Speaker 00

  The CIA lady?

• 25:12Joe Rogan?

  That's a bad impression, by the way. I don't, I didn't know who you were talking about.

• 25:16Speaker 00

  It was my impression of how she was talking about ISIS. So it's when the Tesla truck blew up. I've been making jokes about it. I was like, cause I, hey guys, ISIS is back and no one cares.

• 25:25Joe Rogan?

  Let's, let's pause for a second and what did the guy say? Because let's find that note. No, no, the guy who blew himself up, the Tesla truck.

• 25:32Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:32Joe Rogan?

  We never got to that.

• 25:33Speaker 00

  Oh, nice, Jamie.

• 25:34Joe Rogan?

  There it is. Says, first off, I am not under duress or hostile influence or control. My first car was a 2006 black Ford Mustang. Excuse me, black Ford Mustang V6 for verification. We already, we've done this before, Jamie. So we've read this all out and the, the Mustang is not correct. That's part of the problem, right?

• 25:52Speaker 03

  That might be a signal though. They were saying that that could just be like a code.

• 25:55Joe Rogan?

  Oh, right. Which is why you would say that in that way.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Right. That, that would be a way you could, yeah, that makes sense actually. But why would you do that if this is going to be a public thing?

• 26:08Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't know that it was meant to be public, but this FBI, I guess, verified that it was from him. They didn't verify the content. They just said, we know that he sent it.

• 26:16Joe Rogan?

  Right, but so who did he send it to?

• 26:18Speaker 00

  Look at this.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  This guy named Shoemate, who is a guy who does like an Instagram account that talks about like military stuff, you know? I don't know if he's like a whistleblower officially, but.

• 26:27Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 26:28Speaker 03

  He had a big military account on Instagram.

• 26:30Speaker 00

  So this level of bullshit in this, it was bewildering when I read, this is about drones blaming China. Now I remember because I had a joke about did China send the drones because of all of this. Um, and then he, he does the Chinese spy balloon bullshit. If a Chinese spy balloon, you know, they made up all these little details after the fact. There's actually an article where military goes, it's more than likely not a spy balloon. It got from mainland China, a big white balloon. This is China on it. Got over all our bases in the Pacific, which if you look at the map of how many bases we have, it looks like a sex offender registry, okay? All our balloon sensing equipment, I assume from the trillions of dollars they just lose making our amazing force, got past them to Billings, Montana.

• 27:13Speaker 00

  No, that was a actual balloon. There was unseasonable. I believe the simpler explanation of the seasonable winds blew a balloon into Billings, Montana. And, uh, that's why Biden didn't shoot it down. We've had this happen many times when those balloons. Then they go, oh, maybe we shot down two more balloons. It might be UFOs. Remember that bullshit?

• 27:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 00

  And so as soon as you hear all the nonsense coming out, you're like, what is this? So the balloon was just that, a weather balloon. They all know it. Uh, remember like Biden, why didn't you shoot down this balloon? It's a spy balloon. Don't you, why, yeah, he purposely left a spy balloon to spy on us.

• 27:53Speaker 00

  It's such bullshit and then, uh.

• 27:55Joe Rogan?

  Wait a minute, what do you think the spy balloon was?

• 27:57Speaker 00

  A balloon.

• 27:59Joe Rogan?

  But it had electronics on it. It had like.

• 28:01Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. Yo, if you look at Zillow, I'm pretty sure it body scanned your whole fucking face. You know, like.

• 28:06Joe Rogan?

  Does it?

• 28:07Speaker 00

  My girl likes to look at houses on Zillow. Dude, your phone, the way it's used to track you is unbelievable and amateurs. That's how we, I'm pretty sure, uh, the, the Bernie and AOC rallies where I'm like, there's no way that many people are going to see these losers.

• 28:21Joe Rogan?

  Well, that's a fact.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  But they tracked the phones of the people.

• 28:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 28:25Speaker 00

  Okay. And then they knew the same people kept going to the same Bernie and AOC concert.

• 28:29Joe Rogan?

  They were going there and they were also going to Kamala Harris rallies and they were going to a bunch of other different left-wing protests and it's a, that's a thing.

• 28:40Speaker 00

  People get paid to be Democrat.

• 28:41Joe Rogan?

  They get paid. It's a real job. Like you can get real money, much more money than you make working in McDonald's to just show up and grab a sign and get in the stands. And so you can get 24,000 people, you know, you have to pay them, but if you do, they'll go and you could just keep doing that if you have an insane amount of money.

• 29:01Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, yeah, well, that's what they've been doing for a while, ever since the Tea Party.

• 29:06Joe Rogan?

  Look at the fucking, the amount of money that she spent on that campaign.

• 29:10Speaker 00

  She ran a great campaign. You gotta admit that.

• 29:12Joe Rogan?

  It was pretty rock tight. What was the total?

• 29:14Speaker 00

  Every Diddy suspect. Beyonce, not singing, just talking. Uh,

• 29:21Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 29:21Speaker 00

  Great commercials reaching out to men, not going on your show, going on, uh, uh, the caller, I think that's Hock to his mom, call her daddy. Great job, guys. And she, and she lost the cherry on top of that great campaign.

• 29:35Joe Rogan?

  Well, what was really funny was afterwards they were asking for money after it's over. Like how, why didn't you save some?

• 29:42Speaker 00

  Do they did that after Roe v. Wade to Democrats?

• 29:44Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they did immediately. Immediately. Donate.

• 29:46Speaker 00

  Which is like,

• 29:47Joe Rogan?

  Donate to the Democratic Party. We're gonna protect Roe v. Wade.

• 29:49Speaker 00

  Screaming about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who always thought Roe v. Wade should be overturned on legal reasons. Cause it's a bad, in her mind, but bad ruling. Katie Couric edits out her real feelings out of the book, you know?

• 30:00Joe Rogan?

  There's really no way other than AI judges. AI judges, AI government, that's the only way.

• 30:08Speaker 00

  Well, I don't, who's gonna program God? Who's gonna program that God to, that I can believe in? Muslims? It better not be Muslims.

• 30:15Joe Rogan?

  We're gonna allow it to program itself.

• 30:17Speaker 00

  Oh, well, I bet you that's something like that has happened several times.

• 30:22Joe Rogan?

  Well, it's gonna happen. I don't know if it has happened. Why do you think it has happened?

• 30:26Speaker 00

  Uh, because all these like,

• 30:29Speaker 00

  All these like elite, you know, they go, oh, who's the secret elite running?

• 30:34Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 30:34Speaker 00

  Well, here's a clue, and I don't know if this is a, an obvious clue. Um, you know how we still have royalty everywhere? You know, by definition, a bloodline that is should be over you that for some reason, we're obsessed with, here in America where we

• 30:48Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 30:48Speaker 00

  rebelled. People find over Snow White. The Bavarian fairy tale to inculcate you with bloodline shit. When like, and then people are mad at the big head girl that, what's her fucking name? That she looks like a, a mothership alien. The Snow White they got, the Puerto Rican Snow White.

• 31:06Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 31:07Speaker 00

  I'm forgetting her name.

• 31:07Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ. I did not know where you were going there.

• 31:11Speaker 00

  You know, I

• 31:12Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 31:12Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 31:13Joe Rogan?

  The young lady.

• 31:13Speaker 00

  So when it first came

• 31:14Joe Rogan?

  What's her name, Rachel?

• 31:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, so now if you notice the, the spin on it, they're putting it all on her. I mean, I'm sure she sucks, but she is very young. Um, how about

• 31:23Joe Rogan?

  Fucking kid, right?

• 31:23Speaker 00

  She didn't write the, that script though, right? And I don't think she made the no dwarves decisions. That was, uh, Sir Peter Dinklage.

• 31:30Joe Rogan?

  Well, that was crazy, right? Like, if you're, do you know when they did the original Snow White? I was listening to Cody Tucker on Instagram, he was talking about this. When, um, you, when they did the original, um, version of, uh, The Wizard of Oz, they couldn't get dwarves because they'd all been killed by the Nazis. So they had, they had to bring them in to film things.

• 31:55Speaker 00

  Wait, okay, hold on. Um, where did they film this?

• 31:59Joe Rogan?

  God, I want to say, find out where The Wizard of Oz was filmed.

• 32:03Speaker 00

  Wait, so the, American dwarves were killed by the Nazis?

• 32:06Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, no, no, no. They weren't, they didn't film it in America. They filmed it in like Bavaria. And there was no dwarves.

• 32:13Speaker 00

  They didn't want to pay union dwarves.

• 32:16Joe Rogan?

  The Nazis had killed them all. Like, no one talks about that, apparently. But that was a thing that they, they killed all of them.

• 32:23Speaker 00

  I'm find that surprising with their supposed love of, uh,

• 32:26Joe Rogan?

  Or Cody just

• 32:27Speaker 00

  German folklore that they would attack the luckiest creatures.

• 32:30Joe Rogan?

  Or Cody was

• 32:32Speaker 00

  I think you're it's some it's not exactly that way. Hold on, the article in the LA Times.

• 32:38Joe Rogan?

  If the Nazi like if they wanted to create a master race. You'd have to imagine that like mentally handicapped people, all those type they they probably have pretty brutal measures for dealing with that.

• 32:50Speaker 00

  Well, they I know they did because they, as you know, copied them from us where we started that first. That's the Rock.

• 32:56Joe Rogan?

  What? We started that?

• 32:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. Eugenics is from America. It's all for all the things are from America or England. All the things. You think of Nazis as some like like an Al Qaeda that somebody funded because it worked out for them at the time until it didn't work out. It looks like constant gain of function, right?

• 33:13Joe Rogan?

  (laughing).

• 33:14Speaker 00

  We just gotta.

• 33:15Joe Rogan?

  Gain of function government.

• 33:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:17Joe Rogan?

  That's a great that's a great line. Gain of function government. No, you're.

• 33:21Speaker 00

  Hey, what if we make them more deadly? Oh, no, you guys got to be locked down because we cocked up some virus.

• 33:26Joe Rogan?

  Carol recalled that some of the munchkins were German born actors who performed throughout Europe in a midget troupe booked by showman Leo Singer, who arranged to bring them to the United States for filming. The Wizard of Oz allowed the actors to escape as Nazis began to extend their reach across Europe in the late 1930s. Well, when did they do The Wizard of Oz?

• 33:45Speaker 00

  Thirty nine, I want to say. Dude.

• 33:48Joe Rogan?

  Whoa, they were already killing people?

• 33:51Speaker 00

  You just reminded me of something great. No, but even okay. So this is one of my favorite historical. So you know, back in the day, the Jeffrey Hudson. Do you know about Jeffrey Hudson? The Queen's dwarf in England? So back in the day, wait, let me just see the year here. So 1619 to 1682. He's lived kind of long, I guess, for but anyway, back then royalty would collect like, you know, dwarves or if you were like really fat because you had some gland problem, there's a girl in Spain like that and someone discovered you. Royals would keep you in like a menagerie. Like, oh, a dwarf. And you'd be like the court or dwarf.

• 34:36Joe Rogan?

  Mmm.

• 34:37Speaker 00

  Like a Paris Hilton dog, you know, from a, you know?

• 34:39Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 34:40Speaker 00

  So this guy Jeffrey Hudson.

• 34:43Speaker 00

  I can't remember who Queen is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie. I mean, they didn't bake it, but they put him in a pie. Okay, so she presented this gigantic, this pie, this, and he jumps out and then starts dancing on the table and she loved it. I think he belonged to another noble family. It's like, well, you could have him. So then he became her dwarf and he had like a little sword. And, uh, he would, one of her relatives, he would disguise himself as a poor person and go.

• 35:10Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 35:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:11Joe Rogan?

  That laugh.

• 35:12Speaker 00

  Look at, uh, my voice is going from yelling at hobos. Um, look at him there, and there he is with the queen, walking him. You gotta take care of him, you know?

• 35:20Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 35:21Speaker 00

  Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know?

• 35:25Joe Rogan?

  Imagine trying to be a jester back then and walk the line between knowing what's across the line, where the king's gonna cut your hand off.

• 35:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, look, if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff. It's like a fun roast.

• 35:39Joe Rogan?

  I think the world was way more like Game of Thrones than we tend to believe.

• 35:44Speaker 00

  He based it on history. He based all that stuff on real history. Probably the dragon part. Sorry, Joy Behar.

• 35:52Joe Rogan?

  I wonder about the dragon part.

• 35:54Speaker 00

  Well, wait, wait, wait. So this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him. Okay, and then do like a, an act. And like he would sit down and he would have these, he would have like a big loaf of bread and then he would make him into a sandwich. That's one of his.

• 36:16Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ, dude.

• 36:18Speaker 00

  He would have him in his pocket and then he would get out bread and, and then he would climb in and make a sandwich and people loved it. I mean, I love it just thinking about it.

• 36:25Joe Rogan?

  I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube.

• 36:28Speaker 00

  Okay, there's a last thing though, but, and this is important, that little guy?

• 36:31Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 36:31Speaker 00

  So he started getting a big head. Okay?

• 36:34Joe Rogan?

  Oh no.

• 36:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, like how, classic like Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right?

• 36:40Speaker 00

  And he had, and he got captured by pirates. He has a crazy life, but he, he had a little sword, like they made him a sword for himself. And um, somebody said something to Queen and he challenged him to a duel. This guy, okay, with pistols, they had pistols back then. It was like the single job pistol duel. And so, so the guy brought a water gun. The other guy was like, I'm gonna kill, fight the Queen's dwarf. And he brought a real gun because he, he came to, he came to, you know, he came for the fame. He came and shot the guy with a real gun. The other guy had a squirt gun that he shot.

• 37:16Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god.

• 37:17Speaker 00

  Because he had put him not, and I'll bet, I'll bet Jeffrey Hudson was like, I'm glad I killed you motherfucker. You brought a squirt gun on top of it? You know, like, that's a guy really not taking you seriously to your duel if he brought a water pistol. You think like, my little fingers can't pull the trigger? That's how I would take it.

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• 38:51Joe Rogan?

  Well, that's how stupid people were back then. He had completely dismissed that guy. In every way, to the point where he didn't even think he would be able to shoot him.

• 38:59Speaker 00

  I, it's like-

• 39:00Joe Rogan?

  Like, how stupid is that?

• 39:01Speaker 00

  It's, it's cruel, because that's like a kind of a cruel thing where you're like-

• 39:05Joe Rogan?

  You want to squirt him in the face and everybody laughs.

• 39:08Speaker 00

  Like, okay dude, let's, you're treating, the guy's treating her like the Queen's old dog. He might have said something to that effect or something. Okay, but even a dog, you would be like, come on, as a dog, don't be like antagonizing the dog. So, even if this guy's not affording humanity to Jeffrey Hudson. You know, like, by the standards of a dog, he wasn't being cool. You know what I mean?

• 39:27Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 39:28Speaker 00

  He was being like a cruel, you know, it's a pompous aristocrat. That's what they, that's how they are. They don't think it could happen to them.

• 39:34Joe Rogan?

  Let me get this straight. Did they use dwarves in Snow White, but they just didn't call them dwarves? Is that what it was?

• 39:41Speaker 00

  So dwarfs?

• 39:42Joe Rogan?

  So they had-

• 39:42Speaker 00

  And dwarves are two different things.

• 39:44Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 39:44Speaker 00

  Yes, I've learned this.

• 39:46Joe Rogan?

  No way. It's not a plural?

• 39:47Speaker 00

  Researching for this podcast, I would, no.

• 39:50Joe Rogan?

  Dwarves is not plural?

• 39:51Speaker 00

  Right, so dwarfs, I don't know which one is which, I forget, but one is the fantasy kind, which are magical creatures and not human beings.

• 39:59Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 40:00Speaker 00

  And the other kind, one is Tolkien came up with it.

• 40:03Joe Rogan?

  Oh, one is dwarf and one is dwarv.

• 40:05Speaker 00

  Dwarf, the plural, dwarfs.

• 40:07Joe Rogan?

  Is that it, Jamie?

• 40:09Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 40:09Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 40:09Speaker 03

  F is dwarfs is mythical folklore.

• 40:13Speaker 00

  Oh, that's what it is. Okay, and then, to tell one time, he goes, "Do you know about dwarves, the war midgets?"

• 40:23Joe Rogan?

  That's what they were in The Hobbit.

• 40:24Speaker 03

  Hold on now.

• 40:25Speaker 00

  But he's talking about dwarfs.

• 40:27Speaker 03

  I'm looking, yeah, no, I mean, what you're, dwarf is, uh, it says, yeah, it's folklore, according to Wikipedia.

• 40:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, so, I don't know which one's which, but dwarves is plural.

• 40:37Joe Rogan?

  Why, but, wait, why would it be the same?

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't think there's-

• 40:40Speaker 00

  There's also dwarfs with an F, I swear to God.

• 40:42Speaker 03

  Well, there's dwarfism.

• 40:44Speaker 00

  No, no, dwarfs.

• 40:45Joe Rogan?

  Right, but how crazy is it that there's a folklore version?

• 40:48Speaker 03

  I'll show you what I'm looking at. This is what pops up.

• 40:50Joe Rogan?

  Did they have magic powers?

• 40:51Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

• 40:52Speaker 00

  I know.

• 40:52Joe Rogan?

  Did the folklore versions have magic powers, or were they just dwarves?

• 40:55Speaker 00

  I imagine that they're probably based on the real life people that they then magicked up, because, and my evidence is like Snow White itself and-

• 41:02Joe Rogan?

  It says, "A type of supernatural being in Germanic folklore. Accounts of dwarves vary significantly throughout-

• 41:09Speaker 00

  Dwarfs, dwarfs with an F.

• 41:10Joe Rogan?

  -history. Dwarves. Very significantly throughout history, they are commonly but not exclusively presented as living in the mountains or stones and being skilled craftsmen."

• 41:20Speaker 00

  And only males, so dwarfs with an F is the fantasy one?

• 41:25Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 41:25Speaker 00

  And um, they're all men.

• 41:26Joe Rogan?

  So dwarfs are all a bunch of gay guys?

• 41:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:30Joe Rogan?

  Little tiny gay guys hanging out.

• 41:32Speaker 00

  Well, they originally were.

• 41:33Joe Rogan?

  Waiting for that lady to show up.

• 41:33Speaker 00

  It was like seven non-binaries or something.

• 41:35Joe Rogan?

  But here's the question, for the new movie, what did they do? Did they, because what I had heard was that they CGI'd things in there.

• 41:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, look at them. Look how bad it looks.

• 41:43Joe Rogan?

  Can I see what it looks like?

• 41:46Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it fucking pop up. Is there a video?

• 41:49Speaker 00

  A lot of people make videos about why the CGI seems worse than when it first came out, and that's because these studios are working people. Disney's notorious. Disney's one of the worst companies that ever existed.

• 41:59Joe Rogan?

  Can you get a video, Jamie, so I can see what it looks like?

• 42:03Joe Rogan?

  Let's see what it looks like.

• 42:07Speaker 03

  It might be a big reveal, they might have to save it for the theater.

• 42:10Joe Rogan?

  It's kinda sucks that a kid gets put into the position like that, where they're talking about politics and talking about...

• 42:19Speaker 00

  Yes, look, if you put your kids in auditions, you are trafficking your children, so you know.

• 42:23Joe Rogan?

  Oh wow, that does look bad.

• 42:26Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it doesn't look real at all.

• 42:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, and then like they do all the work while she dances around being a leader or whatever. The script was screwed from the start.

• 42:33Joe Rogan?

  Wait, how much did this cost? Somebody's, this is, they should get dogged looking at this movie.

• 42:38Joe Rogan?

  They spent 250 million bucks making that movie? But imagine you spent 250 million dollars and you get some young girl and you don't kinda talk to her about like, "Hey, you know, don't get political, you're young, and I know you have opinions about things, but this is, should be just about the movie."

• 42:55Speaker 00

  Well, it's just... Just to defend Big Head Girl, let me tell you something. The message of the movie is to be that bitch. That's the message that they wrote a script that's telling girls, "I don't need nobody to tell me, I'm a 20-year-old girl, so obviously I should rub my mouth all the time." That's the theme of the new Snow White.

• 43:12Joe Rogan?

  No, really?

• 43:13Speaker 00

  Yes! Now...

• 43:14Joe Rogan?

  It's not the same story?

• 43:16Speaker 00

  No. So now, so now, they've put it all on her. Now they've failed. Here's what happened. She made the cardinal error of saying free Palestine on Twitter. So she could say all that men are bad and it's this and that, but once you do that, now they've put the entire weight of the failure upon her, when really, it's like making Jimmy Fallon apologize for doing a Chris Rock impression, when Lauren and a team of lawyers and consultants decided if it was okay, the amount of brown they put on him to simulate Chris Rock.

• 43:48Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 43:48Speaker 00

  You think Jimmy Fallon made that call? But he's gotta sit there and apologize to a white, Robin D'Angelo comes on. I'm not watching this. Am I dreaming? And he's like, he's clearly drunk and I don't blame him. And he's like, thanks so much for coming on. I really appreciate. She's, you see Jimmy, this weird nun lady is like giving him a lecture.

• 44:05Joe Rogan?

  Did you ever see her in that Matt Walsh movie?

• 44:08Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 44:09Joe Rogan?

  Did you see Am I Racist?

• 44:10Speaker 00

  No.

• 44:11Joe Rogan?

  It's fucking hilarious.

• 44:13Speaker 00

  I know she, I know, but we put her in, um, Prez Trek, the thing they made with Kyle, the Star Trek of Biden.

• 44:20Joe Rogan?

  In Am I Racist, Matt Walsh, didn't he get her to give someone money for reparations? Didn't, didn't that happen? Did you see the movie?

• 44:30Speaker 00

  No, but I saw.

• 44:31Joe Rogan?

  He's, he's a fake academic who's talking to her and he's like a fake woke guy with like a fake ponytail. And, you know, he, he gets her to say the most ridiculous shit. It's so funny.

• 44:42Speaker 00

  Her money depends on it. And he said something interesting, I saw him talking about, which is the reason, because why would these people sit here and, he used to say about the Daily Show, why would they sit there and be on the thing? And he goes, oh, they're aware, but they're, they want the plug. Do you understand? Their, their, their demographic wants to see them be stupid and they're gonna defend them no matter what, so it don't matter. You, I, the, the, why they would sit there and be part of that.

• 45:06Joe Rogan?

  She didn't have any idea that that's what it was.

• 45:08Speaker 00

  But even like.

• 45:08Joe Rogan?

  She was, she, she thought she was doing, there was, they were doing some kind of a documentary on race from like a woke perspective.

• 45:15Speaker 00

  Well, look at what he says about it.

• 45:17Joe Rogan?

  I would have to ask him like what the premise was that he set up.

• 45:20Speaker 00

  The other lady, the lady with the colored hair that he kept asking about, uh, that was what is a woman, not the, not the race one.

• 45:26Joe Rogan?

  Totally different documentary.

• 45:27Speaker 00

  I think it's the same thing. Uh, uh, uh, cause I saw this on Sasha's show, like a, an absurd situation. If these people are like, my job is I'm this thing.

• 45:35Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 45:35Speaker 00

  They, they automatically go into it. It's funny to make her follow her own stupid thing like that, but she's like, she benefits by, even if she looks dumb in it, anyone that believes in that stuff is not gonna fault her in that seat. You know what I mean? They're not gonna look at you and say, "It's funny." They're gonna go, "What a jerk you are to put her in that position of having to live up to the thing she says she thinks is real."

• 45:57Joe Rogan?

  Duh.

• 45:58Speaker 00

  That's why Kamala couldn't be here, because you're gonna just ask her, "Oh, I wanna get to know her." We can't, that's not allowed. That is not gonna happen. The people that liked her, they like her cuz she never said anything. They find that savvy and smart to never let people know what you think, because that's how they advanced in their careers, cuz the whole thing is a, the ultimate pyramid scheme is cowardice and turning a blind eye at all times.

• 46:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but therein lies the problem, because after a while, the person, no matter who they are, whatever job you're in, if they treat you like you're the boss, you start to think you know what the fuck you're doing. And she was treated like she was the boss for, you know, many, many years, and during that time, some people got her to say some crazy shit, like when she was talking about certain things where she really didn't have information about it, and she would just ramble in circles. Kamala.

• 46:46Speaker 00

  Oh, do you mean when she described what's happening in Ukraine?

• 46:48Joe Rogan?

  Exactly.

• 46:49Speaker 00

  So basically Russia is a law.

• 46:50Joe Rogan?

  Ukraine is a country, yeah, like what?

• 46:52Speaker 00

  Oh, it's the Ukraine. Remember how they said Ukraine and not the Ukraine?

• 46:56Joe Rogan?

  Is it the Ukraine?

• 46:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, it means the borderlands. So that's some marketing crap where we don't want people thinking it's just the borderlands. This is a legit, uh, thing.

• 47:07Joe Rogan?

  But I always wondered with Kamala Harris, like I've seen her talk before and she's hilarious. I think some people just fucking clam up when they get in front of a camera and when they know the whole world's watching and they know there's a lot of pressure, and if they fucked up a bunch of times before. Like, to be good at public speaking under pressure, you have to have a lot of reps in. You gotta do it a long time.

• 47:26Speaker 00

  She's running for president?

• 47:27Joe Rogan?

  I understand.

• 47:28Speaker 00

  Wendy Williams would've been better.

• 47:30Joe Rogan?

  I understand.

• 47:31Speaker 00

  She has charisma, Wendy Williams.

• 47:32Joe Rogan?

  But I always wonder, like, what is important about being a president?

• 47:37Speaker 00

  Power.

• 47:38Joe Rogan?

  Is it the ability to communicate, or is it the ability to rationally assess what needs to be done and what sacrifices have to be made, and what's the right direction for everything to go in? That's the most important.

• 47:50Speaker 00

  I'll tell you what it is. It's the ability to.

• 47:51Joe Rogan?

  But I was getting to it. But it's weird how much we rely on charisma and likability and the, this is like, the ability to form sentences in an eloquent manner. That's impressive. Even though that's only one aspect of what it would be, like, the most important aspect of being a president, I would think would be, be rational, be able to make decisions that are very difficult, know the correct direction, and be selfless. Right? You're doing this for the country. That's the best version that we could think of as a president.

• 48:22Speaker 00

  That's what you have to look like, but what you have to be good at is looking like you're that. All those things.

• 48:27Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 48:27Speaker 00

  And, take orders from the people who are in charge of you. That's how it's run, ever since they killed Kennedy, but probably before then.

• 48:34Joe Rogan?

  Well, I think that was, I think that was true. I think when they killed Kennedy.

• 48:39Speaker 00

  You know the deep state term?

• 48:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 48:40Speaker 00

  Peter Dale Scott, uh, he's a Berkeley, a leftist Berkeley professor.

• 48:44Joe Rogan?

  What is this fucking thing that I keep hearing, that there's a video of Lee Harvey Oswald?

• 48:49Speaker 00

  Oh, Luna, that's that chick Luna said it.

• 48:51Joe Rogan?

  She said that there was a video of Lee Harvey Oswald, that NBC has it.

• 48:54Speaker 00

  Where he's like in front of the car or something.

• 48:56Joe Rogan?

  And did Oliver Stone tell her this? That's, I, I read that on X.

• 49:00Speaker 00

  Oh, I didn't hear that. Look, if true, it's explosive. You know, I sent Jamie a video.

• 49:06Joe Rogan?

  But how would, how could it possibly be true?

• 49:09Speaker 00

  Um.

• 49:09Joe Rogan?

  That seems like one of those things where, why would NBC hold on to that?

• 49:13Speaker 00

  I ain't seen that Dave, what's his name, Grush guy around. All these people have these amazing if truths.

• 49:18Joe Rogan?

  He's got a life.

• 49:19Speaker 00

  He's running skips.

• 49:20Joe Rogan?

  He doesn't have to be on TV all day. What, what is, um,

• 49:23Speaker 00

  No, but what's going on with that?

• 49:25Joe Rogan?

  Who told, well, it's one thing at a time. I'm wrangling. One thing at a time. The Lee Harvey Oswald thing, like, who told her that Lee Harvey Oswald is in this video that's been hidden from the public? Somebody said it was Oliver North, who by the way, or excuse me, Oliver Stone, Oliver North.

• 49:42Speaker 00

  The great Oliver.

• 49:43Joe Rogan?

  A fucking Freudian. Somebody said it was Oliver Stone, who's got the craziest fucking recall, dude. The craziest recall. I had conversations with him off the air, where he was explaining to me deeper and deeper into the fucking connection. There was all the different people that were after Kennedy and all the different crew and all the different things.

• 50:01Speaker 00

  It's quite a lot.

• 50:02Joe Rogan?

  He's got it in his fucking head, dude. That guy's head is a warehouse of information about the JFK assassination.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  I think they're referring to this photo that people said has already been debunked as a guy that.

• 50:12Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I thought that was debunked a long time ago. Let me see that photo, blow that shit up again. That guy does not look like Lee Harvey Oswald. Look at him on the right-hand side, you can see it. That is a different shaped face. That's like a totally different dude.

• 50:25Speaker 03

  If there's something different than this, I don't know, but this is like.

• 50:28Joe Rogan?

  First of all, didn't every guy who was white in 1963 look like that?

• 50:36Joe Rogan?

  They had one fucking haircut. They all wore the same shirts.

• 50:43Speaker 00

  Nice, high and tight.

• 50:44Joe Rogan?

  We were basically the Chinese.

• 50:47Speaker 00

  That was very Chinese.

• 50:48Joe Rogan?

  We were basically like South Korea.

• 50:51Speaker 00

  The North Korean success cut that Kim Jong Un has was our boys.

• 50:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, she said Oliver Stone. Uh, Luna said Oliver Stone, who directed JFK, said he's seen a secondary copy of the film and that NBC has been sitting on it.

• 51:02Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. So, wait, so someone's muddying the waters already.

• 51:05Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that doesn't mean that...

• 51:06Speaker 00

  You know about her?

• 51:08Joe Rogan?

  Do I know about her?

• 51:09Speaker 00

  Where she came from?

• 51:10Joe Rogan?

  She's the lady that's in charge of like distributing the, uh, all the UFO stuff, right? And she's gonna JFK stuff, all that shit, right?

• 51:17Speaker 00

  So, this is very strange. She's from Florida. She, her primary, she ran against, uh, I forget his name, but I sent Jamie the video of this. This is more the nuttiest things. The Republican she was running against in, uh, Florida in a primary, uh, was caught on tape talking about having her killed if she does well and is about to get elected.

• 51:35Joe Rogan?

  Oh, Jesus.

• 51:36Speaker 00

  To someone you, I, I, I know I had heard of them, or some influencer. William Braddock. Okay, now I can't find...

• 51:42Joe Rogan?

  William Braddock threatens to send Russian Ukrainian hit squad after rival for Florida GOP primary.

• 51:48Speaker 00

  Oh, really? Okay, that's, that's actually less weird than some of the other stuff he says, and they don't mention it. So, play his, his recording. Now, he, he got prosecuted, so this is not him just bragging, I guess. Let me hear this.

• 52:02Speaker 04

  In front of everyone, one of my friends and brothers, a billionaire, who's gonna actually, we're bringing in over a half, we're getting in over a half billion dollars from offshore from Malta and Gibraltar to fund my campaign. As we know, my campaign needs a million dollars to go into the primary and another five or six for the midterm. We're bringing in half a billion dollars because they understand how fucking serious it is to keep our country intact.

• 52:31Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  And with that kind of money, I'm gonna have 24/7 two former Secret Service officers up my ass unless I'm taking a shit in the morning. And I don't want to hear this. I don't want to know about this, but...

• 52:49Speaker 04

  We have access to a hit squad too, Ukrainians or Russians.

• 52:52Speaker 00

  Hit squad, not hip hopper. Jesus.

• 52:56Joe Rogan?

  Bad captions. You did not hear that from me.

• 52:59Speaker 05

  Hear what?

• 53:00Speaker 00

  She's recording him.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  This shit is getting deep.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  And I don't want me to be on the wrong side of it.

• 53:08Speaker 05

  I don't want to be on the wrong side of it either. So why would we need, I guess, like, I mean, that's.

• 53:14Speaker 04

  Oh, no, you're not gonna be, I mean, you're not gonna be a part of it regardless, but I'm just saying, don't get caught in public like supporting Luna because Luna supporters are going, Luna's gonna go down. And I hope it's by yourself.

• 53:26Speaker 05

  Um, is that why, like, I mean, I don't, that's, do, like, is that what, like, the Russians are for? I just, that's like.

• 53:35Speaker 04

  If we do a, so my, my poll.

• 53:38Speaker 00

  That's the worst question I've ever heard in my life.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  Polling people.

• 53:40Speaker 00

  Keep them on the line. Just keep them on the line. Yeah.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  Right before the primary. And if the poll says Luna's gonna win,

• 53:50Speaker 04

  she's gonna be gone. She's gonna disappear.

• 53:54Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 53:55Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 53:58Joe Rogan?

  You can't tell anybody I'm gonna have someone killed. Imagine.

• 54:02Speaker 00

  Oh dang, I would never.

• 54:03Joe Rogan?

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• 56:13Joe Rogan?

  That dude sounds like he's cranked out of his fucking mind. He, he hear that?

• 56:17Speaker 00

  Well, you heard him say his Freemason brothers, so that means he is.

• 56:21Joe Rogan?

  He's cranked out of his mind.

• 56:22Speaker 00

  He gets, he parties.

• 56:23Joe Rogan?

  That guy's partying right now. Like, this is cocaine talk.

• 56:27Speaker 00

  A hundred percent.

• 56:28Joe Rogan?

  This is cocaine talk, right?

• 56:29Speaker 00

  Well, not, not just that. It is that, but also, he got arrested and prosecuted.

• 56:34Joe Rogan?

  Well, you can't have cocaine talk on the fucking phone.

• 56:37Speaker 00

  He ran away to the Philippines, and, and that's a pretty dark connection, too.

• 56:41Joe Rogan?

  Hold on, keep, keep going, I want to hear more of what he says. But it sounds like cocaine talk.

• 56:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, they all get coked up.

• 56:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, and you say wild shit.

• 56:50Speaker 05

  Did sacrifice the what?

• 56:53Speaker 04

  The few.

• 56:55Speaker 04

  For the better of the good, of the majority of the people, we've got to sacrifice the few.

• 56:59Speaker 00

  Dude, you hear that?

• 57:00Joe Rogan?

  He's out of his mind.

• 57:01Speaker 05

  So...

• 57:02Speaker 00

  No, no, no, wait, pause that.

• 57:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Yeah, we gotta sacrifice the few.

• 57:05Speaker 00

  You're 100% right about that.

• 57:07Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, no, he believes that, though.

• 57:08Speaker 00

  That's... His Freemason brothers are bringing money from Malta and Gibraltar.

• 57:13Joe Rogan?

  Can I... Can we pause one second? Who is he saying this to? What is the woman's name?

• 57:17Speaker 00

  Uh, Erin something.

• 57:19Joe Rogan?

  Can you get a photo of this lady? I bet she's hot.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  I can't.

• 57:23Joe Rogan?

  Which is part of the problem.

• 57:24Speaker 03

  I can either play this and show you guys the screen, or I can do, like, you know...

• 57:26Speaker 00

  Oh, play, play, just finish it.

• 57:28Joe Rogan?

  Let's just get a photo real quick, so I can get a context. I just wanna put it in context. Because I'm trying to figure out why this guy is blabbing to this lady that he doesn't know really well. I would think if you're gonna have someone killed, you wouldn't tell, like, regular friends? You wouldn't tell, like, casual friends? Like, how well does this guy know this lady?

• 57:48Speaker 00

  What's cocaine make you do? Cocaine makes you confide in people.

• 57:51Joe Rogan?

  Is he trying to impress her?

• 57:51Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 57:52Joe Rogan?

  Yes, it does, it does. Is he trying to impress her, and is she attractive? And, like...

• 57:56Speaker 00

  Oh, yes, that's a good question, I thought.

• 57:58Joe Rogan?

  You know what I mean? Cause like, there's guys that'll just make up stories about, "There we go."

• 58:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:03Joe Rogan?

  "She's pretty." "There we go." Uh, exactly, okay. So, it's cocaine talk to a pretty lady, trying to impress her with your power.

• 58:13Speaker 00

  That's good enough for the CIA to spy and get that talk and use it as intel, by the way, generally, isn't it?

• 58:17Joe Rogan?

  So, here's the other question. How does this... Yeah, he's a dork! He's a coked-up dork, and she's hot, and it's the first time a hot lady's talked to this coked-up dork. Allegedly. He may not have found cocaine. He might just have been nervous. Maybe he's just really attracted to this lady. And it's adrenaline. Or maybe he drank a lot of coffee.

• 58:36Speaker 00

  It just sounds like, um...

• 58:38Joe Rogan?

  It sounds like coke dog.

• 58:39Speaker 00

  Well, because all the spill... You know, you probably shouldn't talk about your Freemason brothers and their... Fine... A Russian-Ukrainian hit squad, wow, that's cool of them to get past their differences.

• 58:48Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they coordinated. They coordinated just for this one special project. Cause Captain Cocaine...

• 58:54Speaker 00

  Okay, but...

• 58:54Joe Rogan?

  He's gotta put a hit out on some lady.

• 58:56Speaker 00

  But I... He is connected to something, I think. He wouldn't have run to the Philippines where these kinda people run to. He wouldn't have... Be...

• 59:02Joe Rogan?

  So, is he, uh, running from the law right now?

• 59:05Speaker 00

  No, he's, uh, being... Going back to court. He... They probably like, you have to go to jail. Your Freemason brother's like, "We can't get you out of this idiot, you got coked up and talked to a whore." You know how Ghislaine's gotta do her time and keep her trap shut? This guy's gonna have to do that too. But William Braddock, I'm like, okay, who is he? He must be from a family from there? Couldn't, I couldn't find anything, but maybe I just sucked at it. But where was bio? Who is he? Who's his dad? Who's his?

• 59:27Joe Rogan?

  Imagine you're just talking shit and you think you're a badass. You're gonna say cool shit to this girl on the phone. You find out you're being recorded while you're on cocaine and you planned to hit. He might've woke up in the morning with a splitting headache. Doesn't even remember being on the phone saying he was planning a hit. Wakes up, he's paranoid.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  She's a nurse?

• 59:48Joe Rogan?

  A nurse.

• 59:48Speaker 03

  She's involved in the COVID stuff?

• 59:50Speaker 00

  Yes, oh, she, yes. She's.

• 59:53Speaker 03

  And why is she talking to him?

• 59:54Speaker 00

  They's calling her conservative activist. No, she was talking about some real shit. She was good to think she was talking about with that.

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  What was it?

• 1:00:01Speaker 00

  I can't remember, I don't.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  What they were talking, she was, uh, reporting from the hospitals, I guess.

• 1:00:05Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:00:07Speaker 03

  In Florida.

• 1:00:08Joe Rogan?

  There's so many of these, like, James O'Keefe type videos now.

• 1:00:13Speaker 00

  I love it.

• 1:00:13Joe Rogan?

  And it's all the same thing. It's all really chatty gay guys who spill the beans when they're on a date.

• 1:00:19Speaker 00

  On paper, they look like they're gonna be good employees, don't they?

• 1:00:22Joe Rogan?

  And occasionally, a man who's saying stupid shit to a woman who's undercover.

• 1:00:27Speaker 00

  Well, sometimes it'll be a guy that I thought was that, but no, he was a straight guy. It's all, the straight guys and gay guys in those circles are imperceptible. Like, like, oh, like, oh, Harry Sisson came out as straight recently. That kid with the rosy cheeks that Dylan, Tim Dillon had on.

• 1:00:43Joe Rogan?

  Yes. Tim Dillon had him on his show?

• 1:00:45Speaker 00

  Exposed him his shills. They came out and said they're being paid. And they're like, no, cut that, cut that. Do you remember that? It was really funny.

• 1:00:51Joe Rogan?

  What, no, let me see that. I didn't watch that.

• 1:00:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, Tim Dillon expo, uh, I was one, I remember seeing it.

• 1:00:57Speaker 03

  I have to be popping up sometimes when I.

• 1:00:59Speaker 00

  Fine work by Tim Dillon, he's got, but anyway, I thought he was, I thought the kid with him was his boyfriend. No. He's been pressuring girls for Snapchat nudes.

• 1:01:07Joe Rogan?

  Oh, no.

• 1:01:09Speaker 00

  Yes, it turns out this kid rules.

• 1:01:11Joe Rogan?

  So, Tim Dillon had him on, what are they talking about?

• 1:01:13Speaker 03

  All sorts of stuff.

• 1:01:15Speaker 00

  Oh, where's the point where he exposed, oh, that, you see his head in his hands? You just hit on it. We put his, yeah, it's right, right around there.

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  And a level, it's disgusting. Well, there's a lot of people that would say that the American government, for a very, very long time, uh, has been very dishonest with its citizens. This is something that. Can, can you give me an example?

• 1:01:37Speaker 00

  You little twit.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  I'm gonna stop.

• 1:01:41Speaker 00

  Oh, is that not it?

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Well, of course, it happens, but like. But, but what I'm.

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  Isn't there a clip of just him exposing them like?

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Forty-five seconds to record a video keeping people's attention.

• 1:01:53Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:01:53Speaker 02

  And a lot of the people on our side, like, if they start hearing, like, I've actually done it before. I've criticized, like, Democrats, like specifically Hakeem Jeffries, and it all just went south. Like, I started losing followers. Like, it's bad, right? And I really want to be that person that, like, reaches the other side, because Democrats, I mean, they're horrible at their jobs, right? They do a lot of shitty things, although I'll vote for them all the time.

• 1:02:13Speaker 00

  Forget Harry.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  But it's also hard in this space to criticize them. That's a good, can we clip that quote? Please don't, please don't, please don't, please don't clip that. Please, no, no, no, no, please.

• 1:02:26Speaker 00

  I thought those were his boyfriends.

• 1:02:28Joe Rogan?

  No, here's what that is. That's a young man.

• 1:02:30Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:31Joe Rogan?

  That really wants to be important.

• 1:02:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:33Joe Rogan?

  Really wants to be special and really wants to be on the right side of history, and he's young. And he really needs to go to the gym. And he should start eating meat again, and he should start doing squats, and you need to do deadlifts, and you should probably, like, run up hills. You need to do something to turn you into a man, son.

• 1:02:49Speaker 00

  His whole getting pussy is based on not doing that. So when guys look like they're gay.

• 1:02:54Joe Rogan?

  That's a bad strategy.

• 1:02:55Speaker 00

  Oh, I agree with you. I agree. You don't have to convince me. Just, for sure, never mind getting pussy, just do that for your life.

• 1:03:03Joe Rogan?

  Kid, if I was him, I'd be saying the same shit. You're young, you say dumb shit.

• 1:03:08Speaker 00

  Well, what's David Frum's excuse?

• 1:03:09Joe Rogan?

  But that, that statement right there was the perfect example. To say how bad they are, but I'll always vote for them. That's so bonkers.

• 1:03:18Speaker 00

  Dude, I, people in their sixties say that.

• 1:03:20Joe Rogan?

  But that's because he's a kid.

• 1:03:22Speaker 00

  But old people, The View says the same thing.

• 1:03:24Joe Rogan?

  Right, but there's a certain percentage of people that are gonna buy meme coins. You know what I'm saying? There's a certain percentage of people that are just, they're not, you know, they're not gonna make it.

• 1:03:33Speaker 00

  He said it just now.

• 1:03:34Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:35Speaker 00

  If your money depends on you.

• 1:03:38Speaker 00

  Being that way, you're gonna be that way. So that's a business.

• 1:03:41Joe Rogan?

  It does become eventually that, but he's so young. It's not like he calculated his personality based on making money politically online.

• 1:03:47Speaker 00

  That's exactly what he just said to Tim. He goes, "Yeah, I've tried. I mean, they suck, but my audience gets mad, so I can't."

• 1:03:54Joe Rogan?

  Right. But it's a lot of it is like, when you're fucking, what is he, 21 or something like that? When you're 21, it's like total audience capture.

• 1:04:00Speaker 00

  Money and clout. Yes.

• 1:04:02Joe Rogan?

  And you're, you've got success doing this one thing, and now that's your whole identity.

• 1:04:05Speaker 00

  When is it not? Like, the only, if you go independent, see, uh, like, cause I've heard people, you know, that throw around audience capture, like, I'm sure you've heard that nonsense at you. They definitely say it at Jimmy, but I can tell you, now Jimmy's a real hard-headed dude that his audience gets pissed at him all, because now we're criticizing Trump for the ways he's cocking up, so.

• 1:04:26Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Jimmy is not, there's, Jimmy's not idealistic. He's not, he doesn't have an ideology, rather. He's, he's very-

• 1:04:33Speaker 00

  His principles.

• 1:04:34Joe Rogan?

  Very open-minded.

• 1:04:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, so these people's principles are-

• 1:04:36Joe Rogan?

  Very fair. Very fair.

• 1:04:38Speaker 00

  He's the only guy I know who's a leftist, okay? And I think you should get to identify what you are. Like, your gender, you should get to say what you are.

• 1:04:46Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:46Speaker 00

  Um, but the video with Kyle Rittenhouse came out where my, Shane Gillis apologized like a man, though. But a lot of my friends, "Oh, no, he's going away. He crossed state lines. What does that mean?"

• 1:04:57Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:04:58Speaker 00

  With a gun, but you don't say the part, but your brain finishes it, right?

• 1:05:01Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:05:01Speaker 00

  But watch the video. You can watch a video and see exactly what happened. Every part of the night of every character in the story. There's no mystery as to who was at fault and whatever.

• 1:05:10Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:05:11Speaker 00

  So all you gotta do is look at that. That shouldn't even have been a case.

• 1:05:14Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:05:15Speaker 00

  People, I told you my ex, she's, she's just a blue no matter who dipshit. She goes, "I don't need to see the footage."

• 1:05:22Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that's crazy.

• 1:05:22Speaker 00

  I go, "What am I, Galileo looking to telescope, bitch?"

• 1:05:25Joe Rogan?

  The story that's even more fucked up is he, the people that he was protecting were, I believe they were Indian. Indian immigrants who were his friends.

• 1:05:33Speaker 00

  Yes. White kids had burned down-

• 1:05:35Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 1:05:35Speaker 00

  Indian immigrants' property because they were mad about a black man being shot by a cop, who, by the way, should have been shot. Jacob Blake was kidnapping two kids and going for a knife in his car, probably trying to get shot. He had just had a fight with that chick he had a restraining order with. And if you've ever been in a bad relationship, you know how Ragnarok it could get, right?

• 1:05:56Joe Rogan?

  Ragnarok.

• 1:05:57Speaker 00

  And where, and people do death by cop all the time.

• 1:05:59Joe Rogan?

  Yes, they do.

• 1:06:00Speaker 00

  And that's what that, and then the governor, I found out when I played Kenosha, that governor, whatever went, and he kicked off the riot by saying, oh, we think the cops shot him. He just said something really irresponsible that they would take you off the air for saying if it caused this, right?

• 1:06:14Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:06:14Speaker 00

  But that was the agenda to make that. We all know BLM was a scam, right? And all the money went to a fat bitch. We all know that, right? We don't, I don't have to educate anybody? All the things you think are real are not real.

• 1:06:26Joe Rogan?

  Didn't she, there was an article about her losing one of her houses in the fire. I was like, one of them? How many did you get? She got three?

• 1:06:34Speaker 00

  Did you even give Hamas any of the money you promised?

• 1:06:37Joe Rogan?

  Did you see when they used that AI program to run this net of all the different NGOs that were contributing to democratic causes?

• 1:06:49Speaker 00

  You showed me last time, Richard, my rabbi, Richard Grove, who sent me Tragedy and Hope, a book that gives you the skeleton of the, what the conspiracy is, okay? It's written by Carol Quigley. Somebody on your show I know has brought it up. John Corbett brought it up on Jimmy's show.

• 1:07:01Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 1:07:02Speaker 00

  It's, uh, Bill Clinton's mentor wrote it. He was not against-

• 1:07:05Joe Rogan?

  What's it called again?

• 1:07:06Speaker 00

  Tragedy and Hope, and it's about the Anglo-American world power and how World War I, England brought us back into the fold, they called it. Uh, Cecil Rhodes, the father, you know, guy who came over with apartheid? Uh, and De Beers, you've always said De Beers was like, uh, they were-

• 1:07:23Joe Rogan?

  Diamonds.

• 1:07:23Speaker 00

  Well, he bought their name, it was him. It was him. It was Cecil Rhodes, yeah.

• 1:07:27Joe Rogan?

  Same guy?

• 1:07:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, Cecil Rhodes.

• 1:07:29Joe Rogan?

  Same guy who started apartheid, also started De Beers?

• 1:07:32Speaker 00

  No, no. He's, he took it over, but used the name De Beers.

• 1:07:36Joe Rogan?

  Oh, so he bought it?

• 1:07:38Speaker 00

  And then he, at Oxford, somebody gave a speech about how England should, you know, do the things we do now, neoliberal bullshit all over the world. And so he was so inspired that, so he said, so the, the first concentration camp, there's pictures in the book, looks just like concentration camps from Germany, that the Boer War. If you ever see The Kingsman, the prequel to Kingsman?

• 1:07:57Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:07:58Speaker 00

  One of the prequels or something?

• 1:07:59Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:08:00Speaker 00

  They show it in the beginning. There's black and white people in there, so that's nice, it's diverse. Um, that was England that did that, okay? And that's Cecil Rhodes. And Cecil Rhodes created, uh, the Cecil Rhodes Round Tables. And he based it on the Jesuits, the Illumina- the Bavarian Illuminati, the Freemasons. His idea was circles within circles, like that map of Atlantis, right? And so, we have the outer, like that dickhead who was saying Freemason shit, they should have never let him into wherever they let him into.

• 1:08:27Joe Rogan?

  He's got a big mouth.

• 1:08:28Speaker 00

  He's like any other gangster, they wanna brag about their connections.

• 1:08:31Joe Rogan?

  They wanna show up in that Cadillac.

• 1:08:32Speaker 00

  And I don't condemn, please snitch.

• 1:08:34Joe Rogan?

  Like Goodfellas.

• 1:08:34Speaker 00

  Please, everyone snitch, please. I'm here for you. I wanna hear the stories. This shit don't stop until you snitch. It is not gonna stop until you tell on your group and stop covering up for them. If it's your country, don't cover up for your country. I know people would do that. I know you accuse me of being secretly religious, but-

• 1:08:53Joe Rogan?

  I was kidding.

• 1:08:54Speaker 00

  Well, I'm openly this, Jehovah Witnesses, you know, now, they told me God was gonna kill all of you but, like, 20 years ago, so it's awkward now for me, obviously, but, uh-

• 1:09:05Joe Rogan?

  People don't know you grew up Jehovah's Witness.

• 1:09:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, I bring it up every time.

• 1:09:09Joe Rogan?

  Well, people don't know you.

• 1:09:11Speaker 00

  I know.

• 1:09:11Joe Rogan?

  I mean, this is standalone.

• 1:09:12Speaker 00

  I assume you have all the back knowledge on me with the viewer at home, and I don't think of the audience.

• 1:09:16Joe Rogan?

  A lot of people don't, they, you know, you have, like, you were, a long time ago, you were getting real upset about a lot of this woke shit, and I remember you saying this, "No, no, no, I fucking seen this before. This is the same shit I saw in the Jehovah's Witness." This is the same shit before. And I remember being like, one of the first times I was like genuinely alarmed about how really crazy ideas can spread, and really outrageous behavior can become normalized.

• 1:09:43Speaker 00

  The second part of that is, it's reminded me of that, but without the love and forgiveness of if you believed in Jesus. So they took the only good thing out of it-

• 1:09:51Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:09:52Speaker 00

  And kept the dog, what, it's not like dogma, but it's like, you're gonna, if you have a problem, like, so let's say something's not living up to what it should, and you said this was the solution to everything. But let's say, there's something really bad you know about, like someone got molested, and you don't go to the cops, you handle it in-house, which is what they did and got sued for. The highest settlement in American history, not the Catholics, Jehovah Witnesses, because they did what everybody does. They Epstein file, hide the files, handle it in-house, this could look bad. If you saw what I saw, you wouldn't release it either. All that bullshit, so, don't tell me you're the one organization from God and you did that. And, like, people ought to be kicked out for that. Because all the Bible stories I got taught, like, God would strike you with leprosy for that shit.

• 1:10:37Speaker 00

  You know? And I'm the kind of chump that believes in the thing if I believe in it. So I'm a kind of poison for your group. Because when you don't live up to it, I'm gonna be a real, a real twat about it. You know?

• 1:10:49Joe Rogan?

  But that's important.

• 1:10:50Speaker 00

  Well, no, it's actually crazy and is that the hill you want to die on? Here, let me use all the, all the corpo fucking. I've heard this from people I like, not bad people. Something's wrong. And you point it out and they go, is that the hill you want to die on? And I'm like, am I gonna be killed for telling the truth? Why would I be?

• 1:11:08Joe Rogan?

  That's that team shit.

• 1:11:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:11:10Joe Rogan?

  That's that team shit. Our team is gonna cover this up. Our team's not gonna pay attention to that. That's what it is.

• 1:11:15Speaker 00

  It's not like jujitsu and stand up where it's one man, one man.

• 1:11:19Joe Rogan?

  But it's, the whole thing is a dumb, it's a dumb pursuit of being on the right side. When we should all be on one fucking side. It should be one giant group of people figuring out what makes the most sense. That's, it's not supposed to be us versus them.

• 1:11:35Speaker 00

  Well, that's too vague. That's too vague though.

• 1:11:37Joe Rogan?

  It's not too vague. It's, if it's not too vague for you and I, it's not too vague for the whole country. We just have to change the way we talk about it.

• 1:11:44Speaker 00

  What if what makes the most sense to me is eugenics? What if that makes the most, because I'm telling you right now, these people have never given up on eugenics. And I'm very happy that technology is going to fix dwarfism one day. Okay? And you won't have to do what Hitler did to the dwarves.

• 1:11:58Joe Rogan?

  We're all gonna look like Chris Hemsworth.

• 1:12:00Speaker 00

  Oh my God, can you imagine being a Jewish dwarf?

• 1:12:01Joe Rogan?

  It's gonna be just Chris Hemsworths and Jason Momoas all throughout the land. There'll be no other body type.

• 1:12:07Speaker 00

  The Nordic, uh, space brother.

• 1:12:10Joe Rogan?

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• 1:13:46Speaker 00

  That people see. You think they're Nordic?

• 1:13:49Joe Rogan?

  Tall whites?

• 1:13:50Speaker 00

  No, tall whites are a different thing.

• 1:13:52Joe Rogan?

  What do you mean?

• 1:13:53Speaker 00

  They're, they're, they're tall, they're white.

• 1:13:55Joe Rogan?

  Wait a minute, how many are there?

• 1:13:57Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, there's a lot.

• 1:13:57Joe Rogan?

  Wait a minute, the tall whites and the Nordics are different?

• 1:13:59Speaker 00

  People mistake them, but they are different. Now, I'll tell you lore, I don't know what's real, but Charles Hall's tall whites are not the same. He called them the Nordics, he called them Norwegians with 23 teeth.

• 1:14:10Joe Rogan?

  What? 23 teeth? How many do we have?

• 1:14:12Speaker 00

  32.

• 1:14:14Joe Rogan?

  Oh, so they have less teeth?

• 1:14:16Speaker 00

  I guess.

• 1:14:17Joe Rogan?

  Probably from eating mushy food all those years.

• 1:14:19Speaker 00

  You know.

• 1:14:19Joe Rogan?

  Their jaw shrunk.

• 1:14:20Speaker 00

  But they're calling them Nordic is assuming that this isn't complete bullshit, which let's face it probably is, but let's say it's not bullshit. Um, I don't think they are Nordic. I think they're fucking German and I think they're doing a little, if those, if they are real, this all white blonde society. That dude, uh, I always call him Jazz Giabroni, but his name is Jason Giogiani. He had, he said something really interesting about, what are these stories of, uh, this is like a fifth dimensional race screwing around. Their, their architecture is like pyramids and brutalism. They're always wearing the same outfits. They haven't evolved from anything, right?

• 1:14:54Joe Rogan?

  Right, why are they in uniform?

• 1:14:56Speaker 00

  So he, and, and you've heard this before about that. Time travel aspect, right? Because if you did have those kind of things, which I don't know if they have or not. That is automatic. He's right about I a hundred percent. That's time dilation. That means you have a time machine. So, let's say, here's a silly story that the German acorn, that bell thing, the glaca that nobody knew about until the seventies and that.

• 1:15:18Joe Rogan?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:15:19Speaker 00

  They found that German bell shaped, uh, where they had like mercury plasma rotation to try to make it levitate.

• 1:15:25Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah, what was that?

• 1:15:27Speaker 00

  De glaca.

• 1:15:27Joe Rogan?

  Pull that up, Jamie, so I can refresh my mind.

• 1:15:30Speaker 00

  De glurka.

• 1:15:31Joe Rogan?

  So what do you mean? You think that?

• 1:15:33Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:15:34Joe Rogan?

  Tall whites were actually Germans?

• 1:15:36Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:15:36Joe Rogan?

  Or the Nordics? They were actually Germans?

• 1:15:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's say.

• 1:15:39Joe Rogan?

  You think they were actually like Nazi scientists or something?

• 1:15:42Speaker 00

  No, remember those camps where they bred people to make?

• 1:15:44Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 1:15:45Speaker 00

  You don't remember the Nazis had camps of blonde chicks to make, to breed Aryans to encourage it?

• 1:15:49Joe Rogan?

  I missed that chapter.

• 1:15:51Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:15:51Joe Rogan?

  Let me check this out.

• 1:15:52Speaker 00

  That's like the sexiest part of the?

• 1:15:56Joe Rogan?

  That's real? This Nazi bell?

• 1:15:58Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:15:58Joe Rogan?

  Have we covered this before?

• 1:15:59Speaker 00

  No, it is real, but it's, it doesn't mean it's necessarily it was a working UFO. I'm not, no way claiming it. I'm just saying this is stuff people know about already.

• 1:16:06Joe Rogan?

  I vaguely remember talking about this.

• 1:16:08Speaker 00

  But let's say they mastered something akin to that, okay? Okay, just vaguely, and then you send them to planet Eldebaran or whatever they call it. Which is how many millions of light years away? If you could go to that planet at faster than light, then you have now gone into the past, right? Cause it's relative, these are relative positions. So now, you're fifty million years ahead of us, even though you came out of us. And if you want to come back, right? The way this would work is you could fly back to like Mars or the Earth fifty million years because the distances we're talking about, there has to be like time travel involved. And then, let's say you had that kind of control. Hey, why don't I put my DNA and stuff and make it in my own image, remake all of it?

• 1:16:51Speaker 00

  And, uh, and then you cock it up and then you do the cycle over and over again, like a Jason Jabroni, make that up. I, that's where I go. It sounds like Sam Sora. Some rich assholes make a breakaway civilization, try to remake the world their image. It cocks up like an Atlantis myth of some kind. And then the record play. Keeps playing.

• 1:17:09Joe Rogan?

  Maybe intelligent beings just consistently fuck up because they keep pushing the boundaries of their abilities and their intelligence, no matter how smart they are. And even, you know, like we do stupid shit in other countries, we fuck around with, you know, installing.

• 1:17:24Speaker 00

  Act like God, pretend you're God.

• 1:17:26Joe Rogan?

  But just think of what we do in other countries. Now imagine you're taking it to so many levels of intelligence and ability far beyond what we have. And you come here, you would cock up these monkeys.

• 1:17:37Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:17:38Joe Rogan?

  You would definitely do it. You would think you were in the right to do it.

• 1:17:41Speaker 00

  You'd blame them, you'd go, oh, it's because you were bad.

• 1:17:44Joe Rogan?

  Well, we would just say, look, the odds of them making it to an intergalactic society within the next five to 10 million years is very low. You know, and here's, here's, if that theory's correct, look, chimpanzees are still around. They are our distant cousins and they didn't fucking change. They're exactly the same. And then there was a whole ton of different versions of us that didn't fucking make it either. The whole, it's, it seems like.

• 1:18:08Speaker 00

  Well, you know what evolution is. See, this is another thing Joe witnesses. We had a book called How Did Life Get Here? By Evolution or by Creation? Okay, which was against that. That's a false, that's not what evolution is. Okay, I didn't know that till later. I'm not saying whether anything's true and I'm just telling you, I, I was told the wrong thing. It doesn't, evolution isn't about if there's a God who created it or not. Evolution is change over time.

• 1:18:29Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:18:29Speaker 00

  It's the origin of species, not of all life in the universe, just of speciation.

• 1:18:35Joe Rogan?

  Well, you know, Brett Weinstein, have you ever heard him talk about it on this podcast? He has a fascinating theory. He's like, because he was talking about how, no, I shouldn't say it's a theory and I shouldn't even say it's his. It's just like, there's an understanding of what evolution is, that there's a missing element. And there's some sort of missing force that we haven't recognized yet. And that would account for why some changes are so rapid. And because you have two, two things, right? You have natural selection and then you have random mutation, right? This is what's supposed to create all the, he thinks there's an additional force they haven't recognized yet.

• 1:19:10Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 1:19:11Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. And the thing about us is whatever additional force that was, was so much more impactful. Bizarrely so, where we can do, we are, there's not even an animal that's remotely close to us.

• 1:19:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 1:19:25Joe Rogan?

  There's no animals that are making bows and arrows yet, right? It's just us and everything else is way behind. Whereas every other kind of organization, or organism rather, on earth is in like a tight knit struggle with all the things around it to balance out the population. Except for us, we seem unnatural. We do, we, we seem like we popped up too quick, like we're adolescent and we're just wild and we, we haven't figured out what the fuck we are yet. We don't fall into nature the way all the other animals do. We change nature around us, create our own environment, which is a completely alien thing. On the scale of what we do and compared to every other, or every other organism on earth can't do that.

• 1:20:09Joe Rogan?

  So if you did cock up, but if you did, that's what we might be. But if you did cock up a, a whole planet with your DNA and stick it into some ancient human, some Australopithecus or something and create a person, this is probably how it would turn out.

• 1:20:24Speaker 00

  Well, think of that story of, um, cause you know, all the, all the algorithm of, of his, his UFO or God's bastard angels' sons, Nephilim.

• 1:20:34Joe Rogan?

  Well, there's a lot of people that believe that, right?

• 1:20:35Speaker 00

  Okay, think of that.

• 1:20:36Joe Rogan?

  Aliens and demons.

• 1:20:37Speaker 00

  Themes, so.

• 1:20:38Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:20:39Speaker 00

  So, uh, you know, it's like when Twilight came out as a teen romance, you're like, yo, that guy's like three hundred and that chick's only seventeen.

• 1:20:46Joe Rogan?

  I know, it's so creepy.

• 1:20:47Speaker 00

  Fuck is this shit?

• 1:20:48Joe Rogan?

  The ultimate pedophile movie.

• 1:20:49Speaker 00

  So Nephilim, or Nephilim, I don't know how you say it, but the, the, like for an angel in that story, I'm just saying within the lore of the story, I'm not saying anything's true or not. Um, think of how perverse that is, it's a cross between pedophilia and bestiality basically that they committed.

• 1:21:06Joe Rogan?

  Right, because they're thousands of years old and they're from another planet and they, they bred with the humans.

• 1:21:11Speaker 00

  So, so that, the crime of that, it's so degenerate, like, what you can see is.

• 1:21:16Joe Rogan?

  Don't you think that's like an allegory?

• 1:21:18Speaker 00

  No, I'm saying the themes scale up and down. So that's why Matt, if you talk, like Duncan, I always talk to about this kind of stuff, cause he knows all these like creepy ass magic people.

• 1:21:29Speaker 00

  And he's like, really like a nice person and like, and uh.

• 1:21:32Joe Rogan?

  He's just interested in a lot of. Things, man.

• 1:21:35Speaker 00

  Well, listen, I I'm interested in a lot of things and I'll watch some of these people, okay? Because I want to know things and I'm real quickly aware of if you're telling me anything interesting. Or if you're just doing the some aesthetic presentation. Because you like the rock and roll aspect, which by the way, is the biggest piece of shit aspect. Of the whole thing that that like.

• 1:21:58Joe Rogan?

  Rock and roll Satanism, is that what you're saying?

• 1:22:00Speaker 00

  Of just like America, the thing where people like, oh, everybody hates pedophiles, right? I mean, there's pedophile hunters amateur. All the music, it wasn't Joe Kelly, all the music that you like. Those guys, if any of the stuff they did happen now and they knew about it like they it's cra-. Like Bowie was banging a 13 year old that later Iggy Pop passed around Iggy Pop. Like that's just normal shit they did, you know that, right?

• 1:22:24Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 1:22:25Speaker 00

  Dude, it's all in their own books. They write, don't you remember you write confessional books and what was cool to say the crimes you've done in life? And it became not cool.

• 1:22:33Joe Rogan?

  I never read any of those books.

• 1:22:34Speaker 00

  Well, I didn't either.

• 1:22:35Joe Rogan?

  Did you ever read it? Jamie didn't know it either. Did you just crack open your second White Claw?

• 1:22:39Speaker 00

  No, this is a three claw podcast.

• 1:22:43Speaker 00

  Those books and I'm gonna start reading, I haven't started yet.

• 1:22:47Joe Rogan?

  We started with vampires. I want, I don't remember.

• 1:22:49Speaker 00

  Well, the perversion of that, so so there's this theme in everything, science fiction. Where somebody did something and for some reason it's my fault for being born. And then the thing that how you're describing all these these adolescent kind of species that.

• 1:23:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:04Speaker 00

  Okay, I I I'm so sick of the blame being mo- if they had to train people with kindergarten. Because not enough people wanted to pull the trigger in war, that's a fact. That's how we got our school system was a Prussian emperor going, they're wasting bullets because they don't want to kill people. We got to get them younger so we have killers for the army and workers and good school people.

• 1:23:24Joe Rogan?

  Well, they were they were getting people too late, right?

• 1:23:27Speaker 00

  So that means our natural thing is not really, see, they always put it like your scumbag leaders start blowing people up. It's like, when are we gonna learn asshole? We we've everybody that voted for Trump wanted him to not be doing what he's doing now. One thing is good is all MAGA people are calling it out and good for them. Uh, uh, people don't want this shit anymore. So somebody else-

• 1:23:50Joe Rogan?

  You're talking about like the bombings in Yemen?

• 1:23:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, and then you gotta hear our humans are an immature species. No, somebody is on purpose, probably our leaders, probably wealthy eugenicists, if you wanna get spacey, probably trans-dimensional trillionaires who transitioned out of having a soul and now cannot transition back. So everything's a scam to trick ya. Hey, why don't your asshole project out of your body? Get out of your body for a little bit. Like, get you out of your car so I could take it? I look at all these things like Coffeezilla scams. So the alien shit where they made a deal with the aliens. That's like a Nigerian prince scam, you know? Like, Ukraine is Nigerian prince scam to me. An old man got a letter, "Oh, please, be my friend in Christ. I am the rightful ruler of Ukraine." And he just gives all your money.

• 1:24:32Speaker 00

  "Your grandpa don't give Ukraine all the money." "I gotta help the rightful president of Ukraine." You could scale that up to every story, and it's always the same thing, some trickery, like a crypto scam. And, uh, and then the aliens aren't what they said at first. They're doing bad stuff. These are just themes. Didn't you have Diana Posulka on here?

• 1:24:51Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 1:24:52Speaker 00

  I don't know if she said this term on here or I saw her on another thing, but she called them mythemes. Almost like, I interpreted it as like Legos that you build the stories. So many stories.

• 1:25:01Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:25:01Speaker 00

  The Bible training was good for me because most of our stories are like, just variations on Bible stories.

• 1:25:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:08Speaker 00

  But at the end of the day, it's all programming. And I'm not saying that because it's bad. I'm saying human nature is programmability. And all these stories that you have, and depending on, like if you're Eastern Dracula Catholic Orthodox, they're really big on the symbol programming.

• 1:25:23Joe Rogan?

  But isn't that the most fascinating aspect of us?

• 1:25:25Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:25:26Joe Rogan?

  Is the programmability.

• 1:25:27Speaker 00

  Who gave these priests, these corrupt priest class, the codes to work us? Because the pharaohs, for example, in Egypt- If you look at their society, um, there's a guy named Mark Windows that he had Wallace, he has, he did a thing about this Wallace Budge book called Egyptian Black Magic from 1910. Wallace Budge apparently is like the real Indiana Jones, like some, some guy adventurer archaeologist. So he wrote all about it. So I haven't read the book. Malice has a copy of it. But this guy, it might be his interpretation, Mark Windows, or it might be in the book, but it's a society ruled by OCD. You know, because magic, the, the leaders are like the least powerful ones at the end of the day.

• 1:26:06Speaker 00

  They're like performers. They go out their stupid headdress. They're being inbred by a priest class like dogs or like dune. Right? And they go, you've got to prepare and they're doing homework for their afterlife. So in the Book of the Dead, it's like then you get to the riverboat man and you must say how many oars you see. And if there's two oars and it sounds like the Three Amigos finding El Guapo, like you have shoot your gun and the singing Bushmen. Well, it, it's like bullshit and they spend all their day just planning to die. Okay. Uh, uh, uh, Akhenaten, the guy that they hated because they said he was like monotheist. I don't think he was. I think he was dogging their system because they had so many priests and gods getting so much.

• 1:26:49Speaker 00

  He, uh, he, he aid money, I guess, that it was getting ridiculous. And I bet this guy was like, look, the sun's the main representative of the thing. Let's just slim down our operation because this is crazy. And that deep state of Egypt didn't like that. And that's why, you know what I mean? Like I bet you it's some shit like that. I think of it, all these things in those terms. How, or, uh, uh, the Dalai Lama priests that.

• 1:27:11Joe Rogan?

  But wait a minute, there's no fucking deep state if you're running a, an empire. If you're like a, or the Roman emperor.

• 1:27:18Speaker 00

  Yes, there was.

• 1:27:19Joe Rogan?

  What, what kind of deep state is there?

• 1:27:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, they were all in the mithra cult.

• 1:27:22Joe Rogan?

  But the thing about the deep state is like the idea of it in this, this country is that leaders come and go, but these people always remain.

• 1:27:29Speaker 00

  They're not the top leaders. The shadow government's the top leaders.

• 1:27:32Joe Rogan?

  In secret societies and in secret intelligence agencies, at the very top, there's people regardless of who's the president. They're running the show. They're in charge of everything, but that didn't exist with like.

• 1:27:47Speaker 00

  It's the

• 1:27:47Joe Rogan?

  The ancient Romans.

• 1:27:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:27:49Joe Rogan?

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• 1:29:50Speaker 00

  The history, I think the history, all history.

• 1:29:51Joe Rogan?

  Do you think that that's how it was with ancient Romans?

• 1:29:54Speaker 00

  A hundred percent, mystery schools. Do you know what a mystery school is?

• 1:29:57Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 1:29:57Speaker 00

  Freemasons are mysteries. All of these secret societies.

• 1:30:00Joe Rogan?

  There's always like a, some sort of a secret society that constantly influences leaders.

• 1:30:05Speaker 00

  Here's one, the triumvirate, remember Caesar and Pompey?

• 1:30:09Joe Rogan?

  Scroll up a little Jamie, so I can read the headline. Ten surprising things about the deep state, starting with the Roman Emperor Caligula. Wow. Some basic truths that never go away, a former dean at the University of Maryland School of Public Policy explains. So they had a deep state?

• 1:30:23Speaker 00

  Uh, it's the oldest thing there is.

• 1:30:24Joe Rogan?

  Same sort of thing.

• 1:30:25Speaker 00

  It's priests and ca- versus kings. Fascists versus perverts.

• 1:30:28Joe Rogan?

  Wow, the Roman emperor surrounded himself with a handpicked Praetorian guard to keep him safe. However, elite members of the guard knifed him in a corridor of what was the White House of its day. Counting on the fealty of even the closest experts isn't always a good bet. Wow.

• 1:30:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, you gotta play the game. Wait, wait, but you know.

• 1:30:45Joe Rogan?

  So there was people trying to assassinate everybody back then.

• 1:30:47Speaker 00

  But.

• 1:30:47Joe Rogan?

  But it's awesome.

• 1:30:48Speaker 00

  Do you know this, Julius Caesar and Pompey and the other guy, the triumvirate it was called, where the three of them divided up Rome among themselves? You've heard of that, right?

• 1:30:55Joe Rogan?

  Look at this with, hold this here. Ancient Chinese emperors discovered they couldn't rule effectively without nonpartisan experts. Long before Caligula met his end, the emperors established a civil service filled with the experts who had passed an incredibly rigorous exam. Researchers have called it the examination system from hell, which included, among other things, memorizing 400,000 characters of a Confucian text. Cheating on the exam was discouraged. Anyone caught looking on the paper of the person sitting nearby was executed.

• 1:31:26Speaker 00

  That's discouraging.

• 1:31:27Joe Rogan?

  Well, that sounds like the right way to do it. What, that's a great idea, like make sure that anybody who's gonna do that has to go through a crazy rigorous exam. Like, why don't they have that? When you see people that are like congresspeople, they're like, how did that fucking kook get in office?

• 1:31:43Speaker 00

  His family's involved and they're connected and it's a, it's, it's giving a favor job.

• 1:31:46Joe Rogan?

  How about that lady that dresses like a character in a Muppets movie?

• 1:31:49Speaker 00

  Who?

• 1:31:50Joe Rogan?

  You know that one lady with the blue hair and the crazy glasses? She doesn't even look like a real person.

• 1:31:54Speaker 00

  Not the purple hair witch lady.

• 1:31:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, the witch lady.

• 1:31:57Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, where's she from, Connecticut or something?

• 1:31:59Joe Rogan?

  But that kind of person.

• 1:32:00Speaker 00

  If you're that old dressing like that, um, she looks like a mom whose son gets molested by Michael Jackson and she didn't know. That's what she looks like.

• 1:32:08Joe Rogan?

  What, there's no way she's passing that rigorous exam. Like a rigorous exam would be a great idea.

• 1:32:13Speaker 00

  They don't even read the bills they sign.

• 1:32:15Joe Rogan?

  They don't have to.

• 1:32:15Speaker 00

  Thomas Massey reads them.

• 1:32:16Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:17Speaker 00

  Dude, Trump going after them is one of the worst. Oh, wait, hold on, I'm gonna forget.

• 1:32:21Joe Rogan?

  Wasn't there a thing that was, here's, there's like been multiple versions of bills that got passed where it's not physically possible to read the entire bill within the amount of time they were given?

• 1:32:34Speaker 00

  Oh, that's not grounds to not believe in the entire government, just that alone?

• 1:32:38Joe Rogan?

  But isn't that true? Like, aren't some of them, like, what is the-

• 1:32:41Speaker 00

  They do it all the time.

• 1:32:42Joe Rogan?

  But let's find out. What is the longest bill that's ever been passed? Like, how many pages? Let's just imagine, and let's find, try to find out what the, now imagine also, these people are congresspeople, so they have very rigorous schedules. You know, they're fucking busy as shit all day long.

• 1:32:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, fundraising.

• 1:32:58Joe Rogan?

  And they're suppo, and they're doing a lot of that, too. And then they have to read how many pages?

• 1:33:03Speaker 00

  Well, then they got a trip to Israel with their AIPAC, uh, coach.

• 1:33:08Joe Rogan?

  5,593 pages. The Consolidated Appropriations Act of 2021, the longest bill ever passed by Congress. The act was signed into law by President Trump on December 27th, 2020. As you can imagine, the act contains a variety of provisions, including 1.4 trillion dollar appropriations package to fund the government through September 30th, 2021, and a long-awaited COVID-19 relief package in the amount of $900 billion.

• 1:33:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:33:36Joe Rogan?

  This update, now here's the thing about the COVID relief stuff. Was that loans? Like, how's that work?

• 1:33:41Speaker 00

  It was the biggest upward transfer of wealth in the history of humanity.

• 1:33:47Joe Rogan?

  It was.

• 1:33:48Speaker 00

  They should have never signed it. Massey was against it.

• 1:33:51Joe Rogan?

  You could see, like, the amount of money people lost and the amount of money people gained, and it's the exact same amount of money.

• 1:33:57Speaker 00

  You know what's a great thing about America?

• 1:33:59Joe Rogan?

  It's like 3.6 trillion, 3.9 trillion, it just goes reek.

• 1:34:01Speaker 00

  This is what I like about America probably the most. Because, you know, in Australia, uh, they punked out to lock down fascist shit because, you know why? The government paid their bills.

• 1:34:11Joe Rogan?

  Also, they don't have any guns.

• 1:34:13Speaker 00

  And they gave up their guns a long time ago, like suckers. But here, because they don't even want you to have social security that you paid into, they're doing everything to get rid of that. They, Medicare for all, that's not for you. That's for other countries that we give your money to.

• 1:34:27Joe Rogan?

  Did you see what Elon discovered about social security?

• 1:34:29Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:34:30Joe Rogan?

  Did you, see if you can find it, Jamie, about the number of illegal aliens who are receiving social security? And

• 1:34:38Speaker 00

  We'll kick them off.

• 1:34:39Joe Rogan?

  But it's, there's like a scam to it all. This is a part of the incentive, incentivization. This is how you incentivize people to vote for your party. If you can allow these people to vote, and this is part of the scam.

• 1:34:51Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:34:51Joe Rogan?

  If you got them in the social security system, they're getting Medicaid, they're getting food stamps, or whatever they're getting. As soon as you can label them, they were talking about, um, this one doctor, we had a video that we played. She was explaining how she was being encouraged to ask questions, like, do you have a backache? Do you have headaches? Okay, you can have permanent disability.

• 1:35:11Speaker 00

  You might need to transition. That's what they do. Your head hurt? You're trans.

• 1:35:16Joe Rogan?

  Do they, do they try to transition immigrants? I heard that was true, but then I said, that's too ridiculous.

• 1:35:21Speaker 00

  You don't have to try, everybody wants it, it's safe, effective, it's as great as a COVID booster.

• 1:35:26Joe Rogan?

  I heard reversible.

• 1:35:28Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:35:30Joe Rogan?

  They can make you a dong out of your leg. They take a big chunk of meat out of your leg, make you a new dong.

• 1:35:34Speaker 00

  Somebody already did that.

• 1:35:40Joe Rogan?

  Um, were we just Googling, Jamie? Yeah.

• 1:35:43Speaker 00

  Well, yeah, I, nobody wants fraud, okay? But what they don't want is that the government, and look, maybe it's a terrible idea, the government does anything. I, I, I'm sure it's better to have a corporation the size of a government do it, with no constitution and I have no rights with. That's a good idea. And I have an automated response, like an AI telling me if my insurance comes through or not. I'm sure that's better.

• 1:36:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's better.

• 1:36:04Speaker 00

  Luigi Manzoni didn't feel like that, they say.

• 1:36:07Joe Rogan?

  I can't find it. Um, yeah, the Free Luigi thing was really crazy.

• 1:36:12Speaker 00

  But if they, because that America treats its own kids like garbage, that's the saving grace. So the next lockdown are bullshit. They've already lost the, during lockdowns, there ain't nothing to do but look into shit, is how I looked at it, you know? And I know a lot of ex-cons that know a lot more current events than me, because they were locked down and just got informed.

• 1:36:32Joe Rogan?

  That is when you got deep, but also you started working with Jimmy Dore. As soon as you started working with Jimmy Dore, you, you immediately.

• 1:36:38Speaker 00

  Well, first Barry, but he told me Jimmy was a good dude, I didn't, I didn't know Jimmy.

• 1:36:42Joe Rogan?

  Barry Krummets, yeah.

• 1:36:43Speaker 00

  And Barry, the things he used to tell me about, you know, by the way, sanctuary cities, that's a Republican thing, you know that, right? I think that's Reagan. The concept of a sanctuary city was Reagan. Because as, uh, as the great Bernie Sanders, uh, sometimes then not said, uh, that's a Koch Brothers proposition, open borders, right? But then the Democrats suddenly hate open borders after they were all like, no, we gotta have borders. Uh, uh, and then, and then the people that they wind up with their programming are still running around, driving their fat scooters into Teslas like it matters.

• 1:37:14Joe Rogan?

  But those are the same people that I was talking about earlier. Those Tesla protesters, they're the same people that join cults, they're the same people that-

• 1:37:25Speaker 00

  That don't know Democrats mostly own Teslas?

• 1:37:27Joe Rogan?

  They're the same people that are getting paid to go to the rallies. There's a certain underclass of really fucking dumb people out there that you can exploit. You can get them to do a lot of shit, man.

• 1:37:37Speaker 00

  I would say the government employees are that.

• 1:37:39Joe Rogan?

  But if you're hiring them all the time for protest, they're essentially government employees that are just designed to, to, to perform propaganda. If you're, if you're using government money and you're paying people to go to a rally and you're giving them signs and you're making them cheer and you're giving them money and food.

• 1:37:55Speaker 03

  So I found, this is an article on the Daily Mail, but they're discussing what he said at the Wisconsin rally this week, I think, about, uh, social security and illegal aliens.

• 1:38:05Joe Rogan?

  Okay, it says, "Lawfully present non-citizens of the United States who meet all eligibility requirements can qualify for social security benefits," the SSA website states. "This rule also applies to non-citizens authorized to work in the United States who got a social security number after December of 2003."

• 1:38:22Speaker 00

  Well, did they pay into it or no?

• 1:38:23Joe Rogan?

  Um, I don't think, I don't know what, let me finish this. "Still clips the explanation and other portions of the Wisconsin event quickly went viral on Musk's social media app X as users cheered the fraud-finding effort. It's absolutely infuriating," one user wrote in response. I hate when they do that, like, they'll post people's tweets.

• 1:38:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:38:44Joe Rogan?

  "One user said, like, stop. Uh, Biden and T-" you're forming a narrative, there's a lot of users.

• 1:38:50Speaker 00

  Well, look-

• 1:38:51Joe Rogan?

  "Biden team were bringing in millions of immigrants and putting them on benefits," another user wrote, reacting to the SSA numbers. "I know Elon keeps saying it-" was for votes, but that can't be the only reason.

• 1:39:01Speaker 00

  They're correct. They're correct. Our military, uh, people join the military is all time low. I sent you that Dick Durbin talking about. We need new cops who don't want the money that old cops got. We need new, uh, workers like at Purdue where they fired citizens. From a government program to bring in asylum seekers and pay them less. It's always about lowering your pay. Every single goddamn thing is we gotta be competitive.

• 1:39:25Joe Rogan?

  It says, people sometimes, this is Musk saying, uh, people sometimes think that under the Biden administration, he was simply asleep with the switch. They weren't asleep at the switch. It was a massive, large scale program to import as many illegals as possible, ultimately to change the entire voting map. Of the United States and disenfranchise the American people and make it a permanent, deep blue, one party state from which there would be no escape. The 53 year old entrepreneur shared. Another user reacted on X. Okay.

• 1:39:56Speaker 00

  He's right, but it's not just that. It's not just that.

• 1:39:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:39:58Speaker 03

  Add this. There's another article I was gonna bring up. They said that they've, that these claims are being claimed, but then they've like asked for evidence and they haven't.

• 1:40:06Joe Rogan?

  Which claims exactly?

• 1:40:08Speaker 03

  Entitlements fraud here specifically, like he brought it up on this podcast.

• 1:40:11Joe Rogan?

  Right. It says in an interview with us, okay, the single biggest thing they're worried about is Doge going to turn off fraudulent payments of entitlements. Okay, uh, it says this lacks evidence unauthorized immigrants are not eligible for most safety net benefits. And there's no evidence to suggest they're committing fraud and mass to obtain them. But hold on, it's not fraud. If you, if you ask people, they have headaches and then you give them permanent social security. Or you ask them if they have bad backs. Who the fuck that's 40 doesn't have a bad back? All you have to do is say your back hurts and bam. If that's, if they're really encouraging people to do that and they really are giving them social security numbers, why are you doing that?

• 1:40:51Speaker 00

  Okay, it's not just Biden.

• 1:40:52Joe Rogan?

  But you're not doing it because you're super nice. You're not doing it because you're super.

• 1:40:54Speaker 00

  I'll tell you why.

• 1:40:55Joe Rogan?

  You're doing it because you want them to vote for you.

• 1:40:57Speaker 00

  So you know MS 13, right? It's not just voting. Those gangs, MS 13 is now gone from El Salvador. It's birth and it's in America only. America's a surveillance state. How do you not know you have these people? The, what I'm worried about here is, I'm all for taking the unauthorized people off. Show the evidence, obviously. But here's the problem. Uh, MS-13, you know, those people they just deported? All them people they rounded up, they're getting, uh, what do you call it? Collateral damage that I don't agree with and I think is pretty fucked up. That gay hairdresser you brought up.

• 1:41:31Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 1:41:31Speaker 00

  We played the clip. He's not in trend there, Ragwa. They just had a crown. So when you make-

• 1:41:37Joe Rogan?

  Well, he had a crown for his mom and a crown for his dad.

• 1:41:39Speaker 00

  There's a soccer player who was fleeing the, who got tortured by the Maduro government, who I thought all the conservatives don't like, because he's a commie. And that guy came here after toeing water for the CIA, basically. It was how I look at it. And because he had a soccer ball with a crown, they threw him on the thing. Never mind the girl, the PhD student who wrote an op-ed about Gaza and got deported for supporting Hamas. That's crazy.

• 1:42:07Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, what was the op-ed? Did you read it?

• 1:42:09Speaker 00

  No, but you can write an op-ed. It could have been something really bad.

• 1:42:12Joe Rogan?

  But it was, it was criticizing Israel, right? For their actions.

• 1:42:16Speaker 00

  Oh, that's what she did? I'm sorry. That's bad. She should be deported. My bad. She's a guest.

• 1:42:19Joe Rogan?

  No, but I'm-

• 1:42:20Speaker 00

  You don't get to have our rights just because you are here.

• 1:42:21Joe Rogan?

  But that's a crazy thing to deport someone for. To like, if you're talking about like, horrific, horrific damage. Horrific. You could see it on video. Like, how could, how could criticizing that? How could you not be allowed to have a perspective? On something that's clearly horrific. Like, how could you not be allowed?

• 1:42:44Speaker 00

  Because it doesn't help our team.

• 1:42:45Joe Rogan?

  But was what she said, did she support Hamas in that paper?

• 1:42:49Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:42:49Joe Rogan?

  Or did she just condemn Israel and their attacks?

• 1:42:53Speaker 00

  I don't remember her ever supporting Hamas in the paper. I know she said Palestinians. No, but let's say she goes, hey, Hamas, uh, let's say this was in the paper. She goes, you know who supported Hamas? Bibi Milkowski, excuse me, Netanyahu, the prime minister of Israel for 20. You know how I gave up on Hamas in 2006?

• 1:43:12Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:43:12Speaker 00

  Because I'm like, they're no good. Well, Bibi thought it was a good- Strategy to prop them up to fight the West Bank Palestinians. So that they could never have a two party state from that treaty that they agreed to, but never intended to keep. So that's your fault, motherfucker. This girl supported Hamas, not as much as the Prime Minister of Israel did, did she? With millions of your tax dollars that we send to them for their great game theory based strategy. Somebody goes, do you understand game theory?

• 1:43:45Joe Rogan?

  Who says that to you?

• 1:43:47Speaker 00

  A comic I like, Avi, you know.

• 1:43:49Joe Rogan?

  Don't say his name.

• 1:43:50Speaker 00

  I like the guy.

• 1:43:51Joe Rogan?

  It's such a crazy thing to say.

• 1:43:52Speaker 00

  Look, I'm not against Israel existing or any of this bullshit that people make up. And I'm not anti Semitic. First of all, I get a lot of anti Semitism at me. I remember talking about on stage, like, oh, because your nose, somebody said from the audience, like, yeah, that's probably, yeah, probably. If I wear glasses, it looks like my eyebrows and nose were included with my glasses. You understand? So if they round, I get it if they round up Jews. I'll be just like one of these Venezuelans that's not in a gang and I'll be sent to spare Guantanamo, which is what El Salvador is. Again, Venezuelan gangs, not going to Venezuela where they're from. You're sending them to the MS 13 prison that, you know, I was worried at first hearing about it because I'm like, what if you get the wrong person? That's my concern.

• 1:44:32Joe Rogan?

  That's the number one concern.

• 1:44:33Speaker 00

  But luckily these geniuses have all tattooed MS 13 on their fucking head. So if the gangs ever learn not to do that, we're fucked. If they learn not to tattoo their dumb shit gang symbol on their face, we won't be able to catch them.

• 1:44:46Joe Rogan?

  Well, it's still the only way you can trust a guy.

• 1:44:49Speaker 00

  It's.

• 1:44:49Joe Rogan?

  You gotta wear the colors.

• 1:44:50Speaker 00

  And you know what's so funny about the gang shit? First of all, I believe 100% CIA and whoever in coordination with whatever dumb group. Made those gangs in America because the drive by shootings that the Capone era kind of thing. The blacks were not doing that until after Vietnam. The guys coming back from Vietnam were bringing tactics, guerrilla tactics to the hood. You could see it in the document. Yeah, it's in the, there's a bunch of documentaries about it. So it's people come back from Vietnam, if you notice.

• 1:45:18Joe Rogan?

  What about like Al Capone and all that type of shit?

• 1:45:21Speaker 00

  Well, they, they had Tommy guns and cars and I don't know, I don't even know how much they did that.

• 1:45:25Joe Rogan?

  Didn't they do drive bys?

• 1:45:27Speaker 00

  Yes, but I'm talking about black gangs, black gangs. They got flooded with guns, Chinese guns, a lot of them and crack. And right around the same time, private prisons were coming into really getting to be a thing. Then gangster, then why'd the rap suddenly turn from like? Hippity hop, hippity to like, you know, gangsta. And the guy's doing the rapping, Ice Cube, he talks about this. And he's like, well, we're poor kids who don't know anything, right? So I understand that. But then you realize the guy that owns, he said on Bill Maher's fucking thing. The guy that owns the record company, also controlling shares of a private prison. And they're like, give us more of that drug gangster stuff. Now, the drug stuff is because they were on purpose, obviously, putting crack in the hood.

• 1:46:12Speaker 00

  Like, all those conspiracy theorist, HOTP guys told us. They're like, well, it doesn't mean you have to do it, right? That's the clever response to that. But they did it on purpose. That's pretty fucked up.

• 1:46:23Joe Rogan?

  What do you mean, it doesn't mean you have to do it? You mean?

• 1:46:25Speaker 00

  A comic has a joke about, okay, let's say CIA did put crack in the hood. Does that mean you have to do it?

• 1:46:30Joe Rogan?

  Oh, right.

• 1:46:31Speaker 00

  Which is a real, kinda like, you're not from there, you don't know shit what you're talking about.

• 1:46:35Joe Rogan?

  Have you ever seen Freeway Ricky talk about it?

• 1:46:38Speaker 00

  Yes, and of course the CIA worked with him, some dirtbag Cuban.

• 1:46:42Joe Rogan?

  Crazy.

• 1:46:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, and Rick, now a prison guard uses his name to sell crime to kids. But Freeway Rick Ross went to prison, okay?

• 1:46:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:46:53Speaker 00

  So, by the way, that cartel, the Mina, Arkansas cartel, run by Bill Clinton, I believe, 100%. It's in Cathy O'Brien's book. Maybe people thought Cathy O'Brien's book was far-fetched when it came out in the 90s. But I would go back and, I got an audible, go back and listen to it because it's amazing how much of this stuff correlates to stuff right now. So, so they brought all that in the hood on purpose to finance the Contras, who Ben Shapiro will tell you were the good guys, but they were not, they were scumbags. Barry Crimmins used to always tell me about this stuff. I go, who cares about Nicaragua in the 80s, dude? Reagan's dead. That's how I thought about it. Because I'm dumb, I'm slow, dude, I'm not smart, I'm slow.

• 1:47:34Speaker 00

  It took years for it to dawn on me what he was talking about was 100% relevant. And since I've been on Jimmy's show, and, and the few good reporters that are left in the universe, I, I'll see their stuff, you know? Aramate and Max Blumenthal, by the way, both Jews, not antisemitic. Do great reporting and they don't and people call them conspiracy theorists and they they like to be respectable I could tell cuz I I I wanna get into wacky shit. I wanna know crazy stuff and I wanna know the boring nerd stuff so I could try to see where they meet.

• 1:48:04Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:48:05Speaker 00

  I'm not trying to be I'm not respectable at all I'm a clown so I don't give a shit if you think I'm respectable.

• 1:48:11Joe Rogan?

  No, it's the perfect position to be in to look at ridiculous ideas because there's so many ridiculous ideas that turn out to actually be true.

• 1:48:17Speaker 00

  How many jokes have you had cuz I think I have like a lot of jokes that you already had the thing about it so I'm like I'll have to drop that cuz you uh very few people have a similar interest to what I would look at.

• 1:48:27Joe Rogan?

  Oh, you and I? Yeah. Oh, yeah, all the time.

• 1:48:29Speaker 00

  And um uh uh uh uh what do you call it like um I forgot what I was gonna say. I lost it.

• 1:48:38Joe Rogan?

  But that's the best way to approach it cuz then you're not afraid to be ridiculous cuz the problem with talking about UFOs or ghosts or any anything is like you can look ridiculous like if you're a guy who's an accountant and you're working on a big deal for a corporation and you're responsible for a lot of numbers, nobody wants to hear you talk about UFO abductions. That's a retarded thing to talk about.

• 1:49:00Speaker 00

  That's right.

• 1:49:01Joe Rogan?

  You make people uncomfortable in the office. This is silly, but it's probably not even real.

• 1:49:06Speaker 00

  You see Mike Benz talking about it recently on uh.

• 1:49:09Joe Rogan?

  What did he say?

• 1:49:09Speaker 00

  That guy's great, man. God damn.

• 1:49:12Joe Rogan?

  He chimed in on that Sean Ryan thing that I sent you to Jamie. He chimed in on the next page. It was like a multi-page thing that I sent you, Jamie.

• 1:49:20Speaker 00

  Just so everybody understands.

• 1:49:22Joe Rogan?

  Hold on a second. On the second thing, it was interesting what Mike Benz was saying.

• 1:49:28Joe Rogan?

  Um, that guy, I I mean, I'm like, how do you sleep, dude? He's like, not that good. Like, I don't sleep a lot.

• 1:49:35Speaker 00

  Well, it's upsetting to learn stuff, but you know what's the thing that makes you crazy?

• 1:49:38Joe Rogan?

  They're bribing the Afghan Taliban warlords to keep the drugs flowing. That's what the US Institute of Peace payments were for.

• 1:49:45Speaker 00

  That's exactly right because we have a fentanyl problem and we had our troops guarding poppy fields for petarassed warlords.

• 1:49:53Speaker 00

  You know about all that Dancing Boys Afghanistan and how we would sometimes bring boys to the Northern Alliance.

• 1:50:00Joe Rogan?

  United States Institute of Peace funded Taliban and Iraqi leaders. The now cancelled USIP contracts included $133,000 for Mohammed Qasim Halimi, Afghanistan's former chief of protocol and a former Taliban member, and a staggering 1.3 million to the Al-Tadhamon Iraqi League for Youth.

• 1:50:25Speaker 00

  It's like, everything named that, you just assume it's something bad, dude.

• 1:50:28Joe Rogan?

  Well, that's how they'd like to do it, right? Like, you know, like the Patriot Act. Like, that kind of thing. Like, you just say, call it USAID, say, put it, give it a nice name.

• 1:50:37Speaker 00

  It's so insulting, you know?

• 1:50:37Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:50:38Speaker 00

  That's what I find hilarious, is like, these people can't believe the same tricks that have always worked don't work forever, you know?

• 1:50:45Joe Rogan?

  Right. Well, they don't have new tricks. And that's also with the internet now, when guys like Mike Benz, who spends like five hours a day breaking this shit down online, and then it spreads out, and Whitney Webb, and all these different people that are like, and Jimmy and you, constantly talking about this stuff. It's very difficult to hide things anymore.

• 1:51:00Speaker 00

  Well, once you realize, because just for being on the road and talking to people, or when I see, like, Trump introducing it, "My good friend Lindsey Graham, whenever I've been with the left, they talk to Lindsey Graham," and a whole crowd, "Boo!" So, that's because MAGA's not the brainwashed ones. See, Democrats, I wouldn't even say some are brainwashed, but mostly, you literally get paid to be a Democrat. Like, if you're an actor, or you're anything, the way you get not paid is not being a Democrat.

• 1:51:28Joe Rogan?

  Do you see what's going on in France?

• 1:51:30Speaker 00

  What happened now?

• 1:51:31Joe Rogan?

  So, this woman who was the head of the...

• 1:51:34Speaker 00

  Oh, Marie Le Pen getting arrested. Oh, yeah. So, she should have made a deal with Israel like Trump.

• 1:51:40Joe Rogan?

  What happened with her? What would they, she lost some sort of a lawsuit. And

• 1:51:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, lawfare. They lawfared her out because she's getting popular because they're swarming immigrants. That plan's real. See, that's the thing. It's not just Democrats, it's NGOs.

• 1:51:54Joe Rogan?

  But it's also the fact that you can, you can do this with lawfare, not just in America, or attempted to do it in America. You know, I mean, it's essentially the same thing that happened to Trump. I just wonder if it'll have the same type of rebound. I guess she's appealing it. They have no guns.

• 1:52:08Speaker 00

  They put a giant butt plug in the middle of Paris one time, and they made an article. Everybody was so crazy. They go, why is everybody so afraid of a Godzilla-sized butt plug?

• 1:52:17Joe Rogan?

  Why are you worried about your anus?

• 1:52:19Speaker 00

  Because I'm not worried about my anus. That wouldn't go in my anus. I want to know who you made that for, and when they're gonna be here.

• 1:52:26Joe Rogan?

  USAID spent $2 trillion on that butt plug.

• 1:52:31Speaker 00

  You're, oh my god.

• 1:52:32Joe Rogan?

  Show me the butt plug, Jamie.

• 1:52:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, please.

• 1:52:34Joe Rogan?

  The giant French butt plug statue.

• 1:52:36Speaker 00

  When people say degenerate art, and I, I saw the tweet of it, and I'm like, because it's so like, there's a, that is an uncomfortable Nazi connection to me about saying, but there's no other word for baking a giant butt plug in the center of your fucking, that's degenerate. There's not a word for that besides degenerate. There just isn't.

• 1:52:51Joe Rogan?

  There was some crazy, uh, violence between, uh, oh my god.

• 1:52:55Speaker 00

  And then getting mad at the people when they go-

• 1:52:57Joe Rogan?

  That's such an obvious butt plug.

• 1:52:58Speaker 00

  Yo, French people were like, what, for, for the French to say, what the fuck is this shit? You know how perverse you are?

• 1:53:04Joe Rogan?

  Hey, click on that. Paul McCartney beating up-

• 1:53:07Speaker 00

  McCarthy, McCarthy.

• 1:53:08Joe Rogan?

  Oh, McCarthy.

• 1:53:09Speaker 03

  I saw it too. I had to double check.

• 1:53:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, Paul McCartney.

• 1:53:12Joe Rogan?

  This Paul is shit. I was hoping that Paul McCartney was complaining about it.

• 1:53:16Speaker 00

  Oh, he, this is his theme.

• 1:53:19Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he's a butt plug guy. Oh, he's a freak. Can I see a photo of this gentleman? I bet he's a freak.

• 1:53:24Speaker 00

  You know, it wouldn't be a big deal-

• 1:53:25Joe Rogan?

  Is that him?

• 1:53:26Speaker 03

  I have no idea. No, no, this is French.

• 1:53:28Joe Rogan?

  French president. This is wonderful. I love a good butt plug.

• 1:53:32Speaker 00

  You know what this reminds me of? Remember Sam Smith's devil top hat performance at the Grammys that people got mad about? And they go, there was always satanic shit.

• 1:53:40Joe Rogan?

  Look at this one he made. This dude's, is that dude butt fucking a dog?

• 1:53:47Joe Rogan?

  Is that what I'm seeing?

• 1:53:48Speaker 03

  They're pigs, I think.

• 1:53:49Joe Rogan?

  They're pigs?

• 1:53:49Speaker 00

  If you make transgressive art, why would you want the government of France to put it in the town square? Like, the point-

• 1:53:54Joe Rogan?

  This guy is buttfucking pigs.

• 1:53:58Speaker 00

  Well, that's, uh-

• 1:54:00Joe Rogan?

  What is he making? What is this? So, a guy who makes butt fuck statues-

• 1:54:05Speaker 03

  It's called Train.

• 1:54:07Joe Rogan?

  How much did he- It's called Train. How much did he get paid to make that butt plug? Find out how much that-

• 1:54:12Speaker 00

  Oh, plenty.

• 1:54:13Joe Rogan?

  Find out how much that French butt plug costs. Do you think that stuff like that is done-

• 1:54:19Speaker 00

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Here, one experiences fully articulated body parts, right down to the male figure's pursed lips and the pig's heaving chest. All in service of a mesmerizing tableau that redefines sculptural form.

• 1:54:36Joe Rogan?

  Redefines sculptural form.

• 1:54:38Speaker 00

  It's a guy fucking a pig, yeah!

• 1:54:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it redefines sculptural form. It's like the James Lindsay, those fake tapes, those fake papers that they publish.

• 1:54:45Speaker 00

  Exactly!

• 1:54:46Joe Rogan?

  It's almost like the same thing. But how much does this guy get paid for that butt plug? I wanna find out. Take a guess, let's, before we do it.

• 1:54:52Speaker 00

  Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's gotta be the millions, obviously.

• 1:54:55Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, two million dollars.

• 1:54:55Speaker 00

  Is it more or less than we gave the Taliban by mistake?

• 1:54:59Joe Rogan?

  Well, we gave them on purpose every month, right?

• 1:55:00Speaker 00

  I'm gonna say fifty million because that's the standard Illuminati payment for degenerate art.

• 1:55:05Joe Rogan?

  Wow, I said two. I think I'm off, I think it's less than two.

• 1:55:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:55:09Joe Rogan?

  How much?

• 1:55:10Speaker 00

  I hope. And don't forget to convert the francs.

• 1:55:14Joe Rogan?

  Duh. Do they use euros over there?

• 1:55:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:55:18Speaker 03

  It was supposed to be a Christmas tree, that's what it was called.

• 1:55:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it looks like one from a guy that likes butt fucking.

• 1:55:22Speaker 03

  Says he admitted to it was supposed to be a joke.

• 1:55:24Speaker 00

  You know, it is a joke-

• 1:55:25Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it's a joke, but he got paid for it. What do you think that guy got paid?

• 1:55:30Joe Rogan?

  I think it's about two, but I think one point seven, I feel like. I feel like one point seven million.

• 1:55:36Joe Rogan?

  I need to know, Jamie.

• 1:55:38Speaker 00

  I bet it's more because it's gotta be some kind of money laundering, because why would you do that?

• 1:55:42Joe Rogan?

  Leaving one point seven million's money laundering. That's a butt plug, it's worth thirty dollars.

• 1:55:46Speaker 00

  But it's so visible, see, like-

• 1:55:47Joe Rogan?

  It's just so stupid, it's so obviously a butt plug. It's like if you had a rubber gun and tried to say, "No, that's not a gun."

• 1:55:53Speaker 00

  What, are you mad?

• 1:55:54Joe Rogan?

  That's a lighter.

• 1:55:55Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:55:55Joe Rogan?

  Ever seen a lighter like that? That's all it is, it's a lighter.

• 1:55:58Speaker 00

  Oh, what, you think there's a war on Christmas?

• 1:56:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, uh-huh. There's a war on Christianity, so I put a butt plug in the middle of town square.

• 1:56:04Speaker 00

  You know who loves Christmas, by the way? China!

• 1:56:08Speaker 00

  When I was there was Christmas.

• 1:56:10Joe Rogan?

  Sell a lot of stuff.

• 1:56:10Speaker 00

  They, dude, they took off with Christmas in China. They love it.

• 1:56:14Joe Rogan?

  Sure, it's a good time to sell things.

• 1:56:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, they get it.

• 1:56:17Joe Rogan?

  It's great. Otherwise, like, we're not gonna spend above your means. We need a few holidays to spend above your means. It's important. Put you in credit card debt.

• 1:56:25Speaker 00

  It keeps the magic going.

• 1:56:26Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 1:56:27Speaker 00

  See, while our economy is not even a pyramid, it's Wile E. Coyote before he looks down, basically, so as long as we can keep you from looking down.

• 1:56:35Joe Rogan?

  Let's imagine, let's imagine AI becomes sentient and it looks at the society and says, listen, I'm not gonna kill you all, but we gotta, we gotta change the way you guys run things. You can't run things anymore. The way, what you've done with money and natural resources and all these different, all the stuff that you've done has just made the world a worse place and you're just running towards the bottom.

• 1:56:54Speaker 00

  So it's gonna punish the leaders?

• 1:56:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, well, what it basically do is like, even out everything. Like, it'll probably have to eliminate property.

• 1:57:04Speaker 00

  Again, who's programming the, now, I just-

• 1:57:06Joe Rogan?

  It's probably gonna assign us a certain amount of things that we can have in our life and no one can get greedy and no one can earn more, so there's no reason to get inspired.

• 1:57:18Speaker 00

  You think the person making-

• 1:57:19Joe Rogan?

  No, AI is gonna do it for itself.

• 1:57:21Speaker 00

  Okay, you know what, yeah, I know the problem. Do you know what a golem is? A golem?

• 1:57:24Joe Rogan?

  Yes.

• 1:57:25Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:57:25Joe Rogan?

  It's made out of clay, right?

• 1:57:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, like a dreidel, but it's a Frankenstein made of mud. And the, there's a story of, this guy Esoterica, or his channel's good, just, he's very academic. He's not like conspiring or anything. He just studies the stuff. But the theme of it is like one rabbi makes a golem and he puts Tav, I can't remember the letters, the name of God on his head, so it's alive. And sends it to another rabbi and that rabbi, I'm really paraphrasing, but he's like, oh, his golem's a good guy. That must have been a righteous rabbi who made this golem. And then he erases it and it's not alive anymore. And- There's more to it, but here's the theme of the story. If you're a righteous person and you do that, the thing of putting in life, then your creation will be righteous.

• 1:58:11Speaker 00

  Okay, but if you're not, like, let's say you pour hate and fear and anger into it, right?

• 1:58:16Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:58:16Speaker 00

  Or whatever the hell you do, it's gonna be a reflection of that. So this AI god, I don't think is being programmed by anyone, by god, is being programmed by creeps. Weird, uncanny valley looking, mutate mutated dick motherfuckers with very variation on the Epstein dick. You wanna believe in aliens? I want every tech billionaire whip their dick out and I wanna look at what the fuck their dick looks like. Cause I'm a dick phrenologist. You know phrenology? I don't think it works, but I'll bet on somebody's dick.

• 1:58:48Joe Rogan?

  What is phrenology? Isn't that like kidney disease?

• 1:58:50Speaker 00

  The bumps in your skull determine your behavior.

• 1:58:52Joe Rogan?

  Is that pH phrenology? Is that what it is?

• 1:58:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, yes, yeah, phrenology with pH, yeah. And I wanna, and I think all-

• 1:59:01Joe Rogan?

  Phrenology, pH phrenology?

• 1:59:03Speaker 00

  Where you get your security clearance, they should really, really analyze, and I'll be glad that you analyze to see if your dick is weird. I feel like you're gonna be weird.

• 1:59:11Joe Rogan?

  You know what's weird about the whole phrenology thing is like, we're the smarter ones, right? But the Neanderthals had a bigger brain. So what the fuck happened?

• 1:59:18Speaker 00

  Well, you told me that, I thought you were exaggerating your Deandertal DNA. And then when you showed me your hands, cause you have same size hands as me, right?

• 1:59:27Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they're pretty big. They're basically the same size.

• 1:59:29Speaker 00

  Dude, I'm 6'4".

• 1:59:31Joe Rogan?

  The freaky thing is the fist size. My fists are crazy.

• 1:59:33Speaker 00

  It is nuts.

• 1:59:34Joe Rogan?

  Bizarre. But they were when I was like 15, 16 years old.

• 1:59:37Speaker 00

  I believe you're a Neanderthal, yeah.

• 1:59:39Joe Rogan?

  Well, you know, I, I, there's more, like, people that live in like Nordic countries and Danish countries, like the Northern Europeans. There's a lot of Neanderthal DNA out there. People started, they started fucking each other and then I guess it was probably, I wonder if it was like Neanderthal males and human females? Or human females, or human males and Neanderthal females? I wonder like which one made, cause like, there's certain hybrids that can't breed. You know, and then there's certain ones that can.

• 2:00:10Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:00:11Joe Rogan?

  So I wonder how close we were to them where we could breed back.

• 2:00:14Speaker 00

  You have to be very close to breed.

• 2:00:15Joe Rogan?

  How do they do that?

• 2:00:16Speaker 00

  And not have a mule?

• 2:00:17Joe Rogan?

  Right, right, right, right. Exactly. Mule.

• 2:00:20Speaker 00

  I don't think it planned.

• 2:00:21Joe Rogan?

  They're sterile. They can't make more mules. You have to make a mule with a horse and a donkey.

• 2:00:25Speaker 00

  Now, I thought Neanderthals died out because they spoke out against an experimental gene therapy posing as a vaccine. And they were destroyed by Cro-Magnon corporations.

• 2:00:33Joe Rogan?

  I wonder if we're like the upgraded, we're the iPhone 16 of people, you know? And like, they probably had a bunch of other ones before and they had to try it that way.

• 2:00:44Speaker 00

  The fifth root race and all that bullshit from Madame Blavatsky?

• 2:00:47Joe Rogan?

  Well, imagine if you're creating a human and you have a bunch of different versions of it. If you're the Anunnaki, you're these nine-foot-tall gods from Planet Nibiru, and you come down here. You try 6%. You try 6% with the Neanderthals and then maybe you try 7% with the Homo sapiens. And we see what's the difference?

• 2:01:05Speaker 00

  Well, the lore?

• 2:01:06Joe Rogan?

  Let's see how it works out.

• 2:01:07Speaker 00

  I'll tell you the lore, as I understand it, is, uh, yeah, they did all that and all kinds of wild growth shit.

• 2:01:12Joe Rogan?

  Right, but just think, but just think about the timeline of Neanderthals. So Neanderthals existed unchanged for a half a fucking billion years, right? Or half a million years. It was like 500,000 years of Neanderthals existing.

• 2:01:26Speaker 00

  Right, and then a very short burst all of a sudden in the brain.

• 2:01:29Joe Rogan?

  Right, right, right.

• 2:01:30Speaker 00

  I've heard cooking food. There's a lot of ideas of why.

• 2:01:32Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 2:01:33Speaker 00

  It's not that.

• 2:01:34Joe Rogan?

  No, but Neanderthals had bigger brains, so it doesn't make any sense. So it's even weirder, right?

• 2:01:39Speaker 00

  Dude, Beta's better than VHS, but guess who fucking won?

• 2:01:42Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but imagine if you're Nibiru people, you're these aliens, and you're like, these motherfuckers aren't learning shit. They're too animalistic.

• 2:01:50Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:01:50Joe Rogan?

  They're too, like, they, they had much larger eyes. There's some people speculate they had night vision like a dog does. You know how dogs' eyes glow when they see headlights?

• 2:01:58Speaker 00

  Is that the guy that says that the Neanderthals were scary beasts and we killed them?

• 2:02:01Joe Rogan?

  That's another one. That's another guy.

• 2:02:02Speaker 00

  Cause they could see in the dark and we couldn't?

• 2:02:04Joe Rogan?

  But that's, they think that's probably true. I think they think that based on the size of their eyeballs. Like, have you ever seen the size of Neanderthal skulls compared to humans? The eyeball socket is fucking huge.

• 2:02:15Speaker 00

  You know?

• 2:02:15Joe Rogan?

  So their eyeballs were bigger, and so why would that be the case? Well, it might be like the case with dogs and deer and all these other animals.

• 2:02:22Speaker 00

  I think that eyeballs, and I have zero expertise, but, cause, you know, the size of the brain doesn't necessarily mean you're smart. It's like how deep and wrinkly, which is why I know I have smart balls. And, uh, but the eyes, there's something about big eyes. That, to me, that indicates some kind of intelligence thing, uh, uh, you know, cause all the

• 2:02:43Joe Rogan?

  Well, they were very intelligent. They used tools. So we know all this. But the thing is, there's physical intelligence that they had, that's probably way superior to ours. Meaning, like, they're way stronger, their bones are way denser, and they, their tendon strength must have been like multiple times what a normal human man is at that size.

• 2:03:03Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:03:03Joe Rogan?

  So you're dealing with a physically superior thing that was too primal. So they had to introduce another version, which is slightly less primal, but still kinda fucked up. And that's the one that figured out how to make everything. That's the one that figured out how to do metallurgy. That's the one that figured out industrial, or industrial enterprise and the combustion engine and planes.

• 2:03:25Speaker 00

  You hear what you're saying? Those are jobs. So here's what I would say. Since human nature is programmability, what they were aiming for

• 2:03:33Joe Rogan?

  Is something curious.

• 2:03:34Speaker 00

  Was, well, that, but I don't want, like, you could even see now

• 2:03:38Joe Rogan?

  Curious and ambitious makes new alien life. That's what, that's all it takes. Curiosity and ambition, and that's what two things that human beings have.

• 2:03:46Speaker 00

  You might have to stunt it sometimes in people.

• 2:03:47Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:03:48Speaker 00

  By dumping shit up.

• 2:03:49Joe Rogan?

  It's too late now.

• 2:03:50Speaker 00

  Chemtrails, a goofy thing that I thought was absolutely made up. Those are just contrails. No, that's, that's called geoengineering. That's real.

• 2:03:59Joe Rogan?

  No, listen, it's both. This is the, this is what's important when it comes to this one. There's a real reality of jet engines getting hot, passing through condensation, making clouds. That's a fact.

• 2:04:10Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:04:10Joe Rogan?

  Regular jets, like a Delta Airlines, that's filled with people, that's not trying to be spraying chemtrails, will make clouds behind it, and depending upon the amount of moisture in the air, it'll linger for a long time, these streaks across the sky.

• 2:04:23Speaker 00

  That's what I thought it all was, but it's not.

• 2:04:25Joe Rogan?

  It's not. And this is how you know it's not, because Bill Gates has openly talked about experiments where they use reflective particles and suspend them in the atmosphere to cool off the earth.

• 2:04:36Speaker 00

  We have a treaty.

• 2:04:37Joe Rogan?

  But also, that's a crazy fucking idea.

• 2:04:40Speaker 00

  Wait, I told you we have a treaty for weather weapons that was signed in the 70s to agree not to use weather weapons.

• 2:04:46Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah. Well, we've been able to cloud seed forever. Ever.

• 2:04:48Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:04:48Joe Rogan?

  Making it rain, how weather manipulation and geoengineering are fueling global tensions. Well, listen, we talked about it the other day, what they did in Dubai. They fucked up.

• 2:04:57Speaker 00

  And they didn't want people filming it.

• 2:04:59Joe Rogan?

  It was crazy flooding they had, because they're not set up for that kind of rainfall. They're in the fucking desert.

• 2:05:05Speaker 00

  They're like somebody out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, like the crazy prince makes a chocolate palace. That it's like that. Dubai has all the money in the world. And I, because I have friends that are from Dubai and like. I found out, uh, my buddy, she's the coolest chick I like, right? But they're so rich that to distinguish yourself from other people, you have to have the lowest license plate number.

• 2:05:26Joe Rogan?

  Right. Yeah, you want a number one.

• 2:05:27Speaker 00

  Because everybody has all the other crap. So how do you even distinct?

• 2:05:31Joe Rogan?

  That's Saudi Arabia as well. They they do Saudi summers in LA. Have you ever been around for that?

• 2:05:35Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:05:36Joe Rogan?

  So in Saudi Arabia, summer is so hot that LA summer seems like a bargain.

• 2:05:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:05:41Joe Rogan?

  So these guys, they all buy these beautiful houses in Beverly Hills and they all drive these crazy Lamborghinis with Saudi plates.

• 2:05:48Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:05:49Joe Rogan?

  So they have like some sort of a diplomatic immunity.

• 2:05:52Speaker 00

  You can really drive them.

• 2:05:53Joe Rogan?

  So there's videos of these guys in Beverly Hills before the pandemic, racing down local streets. Like having drag races in Ferraris and Lamborghinis.

• 2:06:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?

• 2:06:05Joe Rogan?

  Have you seen it?

• 2:06:06Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:06:07Joe Rogan?

  And one of them fucked his car up. His car's like smoking. He pulls it into the driveway. Everyone's filming, all the neighbors are filming, and then the guy just gets on a plane and gets out of the country. Say yeah.

• 2:06:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, a whole bunch of Hunter Biden.

• 2:06:17Joe Rogan?

  Before they get caught. And they have like some weird diplomatic immunity too.

• 2:06:22Speaker 00

  No, that's what I'm saying. That's why they're doing it.

• 2:06:24Joe Rogan?

  Diplomatic immunity is a trip. Like that is a, that's a crazy thing. Like you could just come to the country, just go wild. Run stoplights, race down the street in a Ferrari.

• 2:06:33Speaker 00

  Slave.

• 2:06:34Joe Rogan?

  You could have a slave, really?

• 2:06:35Speaker 00

  Dude, when I was in New York, this happened like two or three, at least two times. But some, it was always like an Indian diplomat and they had some Bangladeshi girl that they took her passport. And, uh, I remember it was a big conference because one, oh, this is in, this has to be like almost 20 years ago.

• 2:06:51Joe Rogan?

  Something, Jamie.

• 2:06:52Speaker 00

  But the, but anyway, there was a bunch of Indian newspapers at the time, 20 years, they were outraged that this woman was even arrested because that diplomatic. Because I don't know if you know, people that come from a lot of money, um, they think they should have slaves. They genuinely, when they learn Aristotelian philosophy, learn that some people are the controllers and some people are the peasants. And it's for the best. And did you hear that guy at the beginning, Braddock, where he goes, the few have to be sacrificed for the many?

• 2:07:18Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:07:19Speaker 00

  That coke head, allegedly, in my mind, is saying-

• 2:07:23Joe Rogan?

  Could've just been nervous.

• 2:07:25Speaker 00

  But the way he said that to me, sounds like things I would recite from being in church that are drummed in my head, that-

• 2:07:32Joe Rogan?

  That's why it was so important that you said that before the pandemic. Like, I see it. I see the same fucking shit. I see the same shit.

• 2:07:38Speaker 00

  So I've already been, like, you know, I, you know, my mother, I still talk, some people leave and their, their Scientology cutoffs. But that wasn't the case with me. Uh, everybody does how they're gonna do. Um, but I already went through the thing of like, this is the only thing I've ever known that to be true. And then if I turn my back, then I'm, I'm losing like all. So I done that.

• 2:07:57Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:07:58Speaker 00

  So I don't give a fuck about it ever again.

• 2:08:00Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:08:01Speaker 00

  I don't care if everybody's mad at me. I don't care if somebody like, you know, if somebody coaches Coleman Hughes to come on and refute a thing I said. Who I like, that guy, but like, that's, I would never do that. I would never, dude, if I'm wrong, you could be sure I'm wrong, cause I'm wrong and not cause I got paid to be wrong.

• 2:08:18Joe Rogan?

  100%. I, I back you on that 100%. I gotta take a piss so bad. So, let's do it. We'll come right back. We're back. So where were we? What were we talking about? Do you remember, Jamie?

• 2:08:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:08:31Joe Rogan?

  Something about the world falling apart?

• 2:08:33Speaker 00

  Well, guess what, uh, if we go to-

• 2:08:35Joe Rogan?

  Project Sycamore? Dubai?

• 2:08:38Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, Dubai. Listen, i-if we go to Iran, cause I, I was gonna get rid of this joke. It's a 20 year olds in the audience that they were bringing back the draft and you're going for sure. And don't try to gay your way out. Uh, we're going. Iran, they want that Iran war so bad. And Trump has brought so many snakes to his bosom, again, like that Mike Waltz dipshit.

• 2:08:57Joe Rogan?

  Why do you think they want to do that?

• 2:09:00Speaker 00

  The Greater Israel Project, uh, the thing Wesley Clark talked about back when they mapped out all the countries. They wanted knocked out Libya, Iraq. We've got all of them except Iran, I think. Syria, we got, we got our Al Qaeda guys in there. So great job, everyone.

• 2:09:13Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:09:14Speaker 00

  People from Syria, if you ever talk to them- Yeah.

• 2:09:17Joe Rogan?

  Isn't, I mean, out of all the things that the government has fucked up, this regime change thing, they fucked that up more than anything. Like, has it ever worked out better for the people that lived there? Think about how many people died dur- I know, I understand.

• 2:09:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:09:30Joe Rogan?

  But the thing about like, trying to sell the same thing over and over and over again.

• 2:09:33Speaker 00

  It's insulting, isn't it?

• 2:09:34Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it is, because every single time, it's been a fucking disaster.

• 2:09:38Speaker 00

  Even an idiot could put it, like me.

• 2:09:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:09:40Speaker 00

  When I, I remember the day where I was like, it was probably twenty fifteen or sixteen, I was like, are we still in Iraq? Like, it felt like I left the oven on.

• 2:09:48Joe Rogan?

  And we're hearing the same thing, like, weapons of mass destruction, they're this close, they're this close.

• 2:09:53Speaker 00

  Oh, by the way, everyone, uh, if we do go to war, and if you're dumb enough to sign up to go to Iran, just so you know, we can't beat Iran. We haven't won a war in eighty years, I don't know why everybody seems to forget that we don't win these wars. I mean, somebody wins, it ain't you, it ain't you fighting it, that's for goddamn sure. But, all of them have hyper, so, if we go to bomb Iran, Iran has hypersonic missiles that we do not have. So think of how much money.

• 2:10:18Joe Rogan?

  They do?

• 2:10:18Speaker 00

  Oh, yes.

• 2:10:19Joe Rogan?

  How do you know what the military has?

• 2:10:21Speaker 00

  Oh, we did a story on it, and, and I was like this, I'm like, are you shitting me, we don't have the best missiles? No, we were doing things like using Ukraine as missiles.

• 2:10:29Joe Rogan?

  There's a lot of stuff that the United States always possesses that are top secret. Like, there's certain videos that they will not show, allegedly, of UFOs. Because then it would reveal the kind of surveillance equipment that they have available. And where the surveillance equipment is, including underwater stuff.

• 2:10:47Speaker 00

  Well, the really good stuff, I doubt, America has, it's the people in charge of America have, but not America. But, these missiles, uh, they can't stop them with like, Iron Dome kind of shit, they can't.

• 2:11:00Joe Rogan?

  No, they're too fast.

• 2:11:01Speaker 00

  And so.

• 2:11:02Joe Rogan?

  And they change direction.

• 2:11:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, Russia has, it's not the same as like a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran.

• 2:11:08Joe Rogan?

  Oh, great.

• 2:11:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, so, so, the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing, that's, I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to UK a long time ago? Which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons. And, uh, so if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into as well, somebody wants World War III real bad.

• 2:11:29Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ, you're freaking me out, Kurt. This is like the green room.

• 2:11:33Speaker 00

  I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. Please kill me, I, I cannot wait to tell God on you. I can't wait. I'm not telling you what goddably, but I'm just saying.

• 2:11:44Joe Rogan?

  How bizarre is it that you're kind of right? How bizarre is it that you're right that that we're inching closer and closer towards World War III? And that's not what people are concerned about. They're concerned with putting a swastika on a Tesla.

• 2:11:55Speaker 00

  It's because it's called mind control. I bring it up nonstop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say. Uh, MK Monarch was the one in the nineties that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there like hotter people in government all of a sudden?

• 2:12:09Joe Rogan?

  I want to show you something. Jamie, put that thing I just sent you. The, these are the same people that are getting paid to go to the Tesla demonstrations.

• 2:12:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:12:22Joe Rogan?

  Same people that get paid to go to the Tesla protest, they do human dog obedience shows like this. These are the people.

• 2:12:30Speaker 00

  That Matt Damon cross dresser from the nuclear commission that was stealing luggage, he was one of these. I thought it was him, but he, they put a thing on.

• 2:12:37Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:12:38Speaker 00

  Now, is this is a crazy conspiracy I made up, but.

• 2:12:40Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 2:12:40Speaker 00

  You know how Disney, you were talking about Disney, that they couldn't find the dwarves?

• 2:12:44Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:12:44Speaker 00

  There's a story about Walt Disney, they wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little, little people to be Pinocchios. And he just left some food and wine up there. And, uh, it got real hot and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats and they were these drunk dwarves yelling cursing the kids at Disneyland.

• 2:13:03Speaker 00

  But you know how, you know how the employees have to keep their, their suit on at all times and to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture?

• 2:13:10Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:13:11Speaker 00

  So where did furries come from? I think that, and Disney's part of it. Now, I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude.

• 2:13:18Joe Rogan?

  I like where you're going with this.

• 2:13:19Speaker 00

  They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a first, it's almost erotic to them. They have the minds, even though they're smart, right? And they know math, they, they love products. Ooh, is this the new lightsaber for, I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child. And I love wearing this suit because that's how I come. And they genetically, they're like all the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks. That's what furries are for. People that want to be in that hot awful suit. I'm just making that up as a joke, but I mean.

• 2:13:50Joe Rogan?

  You might be right. It might be like one of them MKUltra things.

• 2:13:53Speaker 00

  Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that. There's no underneath Florida Disney because it's a swamp. But Disneyland, of course, they're patriots. Walt Disney's a patriot. If the intelligence agencies need to do something there and we're doing a thing with kids, of course, he's going to be involved in it. You know, he didn't create all that. It's like Bill Burr's joke about Steve Jobs. Like you just yelled at a nerd to keep soldering to make the iPhone, but they act like, you know, this Ayn Rand bullshit where it's like a great industrialist came up with this. Like, did you just tell people what to do, dickhead? That's important. You need that, but.

• 2:14:27Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:14:28Speaker 00

  You can haul the credit. It's all on you. That seems weird, like a feudalism of some kind, doesn't it?

• 2:14:34Joe Rogan?

  Well, you know, someone was pointing out all the different companies that were actually started by Nazis while people were freaking out about Tesla. And one of them that I didn't know, did you know that Audi used to make camps? Like Google, Google like.

• 2:14:52Speaker 00

  Were they reliable?

• 2:14:53Joe Rogan?

  The Auto Union, before Audi, the parent company, the original company Audi was Auto Union. And in 2014, I believe it was revealed that they were making camps for the SS in World War II. Like this is one of the ways they got started and they made a fucking car for Hitler. They made a race car for Hitler.

• 2:15:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, I mean Ford did that and.

• 2:15:16Joe Rogan?

  Ford did it?

• 2:15:17Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:15:17Joe Rogan?

  What do you mean? Made Hitler a car?

• 2:15:19Speaker 00

  He made cars for the Nazis. Well, Rick Overton's dad in World War II, they had some car. They popped it open. It was American. He was like, wow, okay, this bullshit.

• 2:15:27Joe Rogan?

  What? Hold on a second. We'll get to that in a second. Nazi SS divisions built seven labor camps where more than 3,700 prisoners were put to work for Auto Union. So this was like for Audi. They had people working at factories in the Eastern German cities of, say that word. How do you say that word?

• 2:15:45Speaker 00

  Where, where?

• 2:15:45Joe Rogan?

  Zwickau.

• 2:15:46Speaker 00

  Zwickau.

• 2:15:48Joe Rogan?

  Zwickau. No, it's below Jamie. Right there. Zwickau.

• 2:15:50Speaker 00

  Zwickau.

• 2:15:52Joe Rogan?

  And what we point out, historical investigation commissioned by the company found that thousands of concentration camp inmates had been forced to work for Auto Union, an automobile manufacturer founded in 1932 and a forerunner to the company of today's Audi AG. That's wild.

• 2:16:08Speaker 00

  Bayer.

• 2:16:08Joe Rogan?

  There's a bunch of them. Yeah.

• 2:16:10Speaker 00

  They were R.G. Farben.

• 2:16:12Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:16:12Speaker 00

  Remember the poisoning of Tylenol back in when I was a kid?

• 2:16:15Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:16:15Speaker 00

  Someone was putting cyanide in Tylenol.

• 2:16:16Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:16:17Speaker 00

  That's why we have the cops.

• 2:16:18Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:16:18Speaker 00

  Now we have those hard child cops, right? So, uh, the guy from Control History has a great video on it, and it might have been sabotaged from I.B. Farben, the makers of Bayer Aspirin, because Tylenol was beating them. So, an act of corporate sabotage on a corporate competitor was a theory he put forward that I think is very believable, considering it's a Nazi company.

• 2:16:41Joe Rogan?

  There's so many psychopaths out there. I wouldn't put it past people to do something like that. That's a total...

• 2:16:45Speaker 00

  Well, look at our foreign...

• 2:16:47Joe Rogan?

  House of Cards.

• 2:16:47Speaker 00

  Look at our foreign policy, and then you know.

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• 2:18:27Speaker 00

  Look, Jimmy said, "Not me, but if they do it to other people, they're gonna do it to you." That's why if you're laughing, when they grab somebody who wrote an article about Gaza being deported, "Well, she's not from here, get her out," stupid. You just got done watching the Democrats do this.

• 2:18:44Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:18:45Speaker 00

  You just got done watching them, and now you're gonna go, because you don't want to let go of the dream. But the most important thing, if you are MAGA, is to hold your principles and make it much bigger than Trump himself. The whole mistake is to get hooked on the cult of personality.

• 2:18:59Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:19:00Speaker 00

  And who do you like? "I like them all, I bet they're nice. Who gives a shit who I like? What do they do?" And I'm not seeing the results I should see, not blaming any one person, but a lot of promises made, promises kept to not anyone here, but, you know, like, you know, Israel definitely, whoever he promised Greenland to. I don't know what the fuck that is.

• 2:19:18Joe Rogan?

  I think they're trying to make an example of kids to keep people from protesting.

• 2:19:22Speaker 00

  Of course they are.

• 2:19:23Joe Rogan?

  Okay, of course, obviously.

• 2:19:27Joe Rogan?

  Um, I forgot what I was gonna say.

• 2:19:29Speaker 00

  They want to make an example, not to...

• 2:19:31Joe Rogan?

  No, I forgot what I was gonna say. I was going somewhere with it, but it's... What, one of the problems with this is people can't see this being used against them.

• 2:19:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:19:41Joe Rogan?

  That's one of the problems. And people only look at it like, "Oh, this is a hard, fast thing. Hamas is a terrorist group, this lady supported Hamas." But did she? Like, I want to know what she fucking said.

• 2:19:52Speaker 00

  They don't say.

• 2:19:52Joe Rogan?

  Exactly what she said. There has to be a way to read it, because...

• 2:19:56Speaker 00

  They didn't put the charges out. So the first guy, um, what, Mahmoud Khalil?

• 2:20:00Joe Rogan?

  This is what I was gonna get to. There's a difference between someone that has an opinion and people that protest organically, because they all agree on this opinion, versus something that's organized, and a lot of people are spending money on, and they're organizing it, and they're figuring out how to get people there on time, and they're giving them food, and they're giving them signs, and they're giving them, like, the Musk ones, the Tesla ones. Have you seen the list? Have you seen the list that they give them?

• 2:20:23Speaker 00

  I assumed it was fake. I didn't believe it was organic at all.

• 2:20:26Joe Rogan?

  What, the list?

• 2:20:27Speaker 00

  The Tesla protest, to me, is like the Bernie and AOC concerts, fake, paid shit.

• 2:20:31Joe Rogan?

  But someone who is there got a copy of, like, these talking points. And one of the things about... About the talking points is there was another one, I forget which, who put that one out, but it was there were rules of engagement of how like if you get in fights, do this, hit, hit people to the body. Don't pick up an object unless somebody else does. Like this is all crazy.

• 2:20:50Speaker 00

  We just did it in BLM.

• 2:20:51Joe Rogan?

  Right. If you're organizing, like it's essentially you're condoning a certain amount of violence, which opens the door to violence, which can't be controlled. If you're condoning that and you're paying people to go out and scream and protest for something they're not organically going to scream and protest for, like that's a different thing than just protesting. When you're paying people to protest, you're basically paying someone to harass a business. You're paying them. They don't necessarily have those opinions. They're dumb ass fucking dudes who they're idiots. A lot of these guys that get caught keying cars, they're fucking idiots.

• 2:21:22Speaker 03

  Sheet though, that's not the same thing.

• 2:21:24Joe Rogan?

  Exactly. But there's a chant sheet. This guy has several pages in his hands. I know, but it's like they give these out so that they can all have the things to say together.

• 2:21:34Speaker 00

  You're swastikos.

• 2:21:36Joe Rogan?

  Now's the time to draw the line. So they have all these things set up in advance, which is the point. This is not a small thing, Jamie. This is kind of a big deal that someone would hand these out to people and print them.

• 2:21:47Speaker 03

  But I'm just saying.

• 2:21:48Joe Rogan?

  And pay them to be there.

• 2:21:50Speaker 03

  That's the point. I looked up paying and I didn't find any evidence of payments.

• 2:21:53Joe Rogan?

  Well, people have said that they were offered money to go to these.

• 2:21:57Speaker 03

  I looked all over the place to try to find evidence.

• 2:21:59Speaker 00

  I wouldn't need any more evidence than this ad copy because if you've ever had ad copy for sheath underwear, you go, you know, sheath was unelected and can't fuck it. That's ad copy. You're not doing that for free.

• 2:22:10Joe Rogan?

  Did you see the, the, um, video of the people all leaving at noon? They left the protest exactly at noon.

• 2:22:17Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:22:17Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah. Can you find that Jamie? But that was one of the things that people said, well, this is, uh, this is evidence of a coordination. Like these, this is, these people are being paid for a certain amount of time and then they leave. But that's not illegal. That's what's crazy. What's really crazy.

• 2:22:30Speaker 00

  Crazy. You're right.

• 2:22:31Joe Rogan?

  Is you can hire someone to go fuck with your business and it's not illegal. And they could say it's a protest and you can give them signs.

• 2:22:38Speaker 00

  The people, going back to everything, they've, they have fake, the ones that are real, the government will come out and crush. So for example, uh, the guy who wrote, uh, War is a Racket, when the, when the veterans.

• 2:22:49Joe Rogan?

  Butler.

• 2:22:50Speaker 00

  Yeah. When the veterans got crushed by what tanks, Tiananmen Square didn't run, do that. By the way, that, that's fake that people think the guy got run over. He didn't. But we did that to veterans of American.

• 2:23:00Joe Rogan?

  Well, it's not fake. He got pulled aside, but the images of him in front of the tank are real.

• 2:23:05Speaker 00

  But they, the way they, I thought he got run over this whole, until, until I realized it's like the Kyle Rittenhouse crossing state lines, I filled in the rest of the story in my head.

• 2:23:14Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:23:14Speaker 00

  Oh, he must have brought a gun. No, you're just saying that it's subconscious programming.

• 2:23:19Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:23:20Speaker 00

  They study it. It's, that's what a cult is, is that. It's like Bernie's advertising techniques.

• 2:23:25Joe Rogan?

  Right. But there's also people who are very afraid of being criticized and crossing the line where they become the enemy of their side. So that they comply. Holy shit, the moment the clock turns 12 PM in Texas, liberal activists left the protest.

• 2:23:38Speaker 00

  You have to be paid to be a Democrat.

• 2:23:40Speaker 03

  There's people walking around though.

• 2:23:42Joe Rogan?

  Well, they're all just leaving at noon.

• 2:23:44Speaker 00

  Swastika. I just want to point out.

• 2:23:45Speaker 03

  I get messages like knowing that there's going to be a protest at a certain time, like right now, like in Texas at 5:30 at a certain time, like watch out for traffic, there's going to be a protest downtown. People know that it's going to happen.

• 2:23:55Speaker 00

  You could have a legit protest, we coordinated, I'm not against that, but the thing where you have your talking points, like a think tank made it.

• 2:24:02Joe Rogan?

  So much to do a reality show, where you just get professional protesters and ask them about their life, just like those people that believed in QAnon, like that were on HBO. Like those people like follow professional protesters around and get a bead on their life. Professional protesters and professional like rally attendees.

• 2:24:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, then you're a community organizer.

• 2:24:25Joe Rogan?

  We'll be here with this lady saying.

• 2:24:39Joe Rogan?

  Oh, she's pro.

• 2:24:41Speaker 00

  So, okay, I just want to point this out because, so I've seen Bill Burr make a great, is this your point to Bill Maher where he's like, shut up, stay in your lane. Sometimes Bill's really on point. This is just him, the thing of the Sieg Heil from Elon and this bullshit that Elon really runs things and not Trump. Like, are you all dumb that you would think this? First of all, they've been giving your money to not fake Nazis that drive a Tesla, real Nazis in Ukraine from World War II, have been supported by your dumb Democrat dipshit ass with everyone's money for how long now? People that had real swastikas and tattoos and embarrassingly-

• 2:25:22Joe Rogan?

  Remember that one guy that went up to accept the award and he had to have a sleeve on one of his arms?

• 2:25:25Speaker 00

  Jon Stewart's friend.

• 2:25:26Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:25:28Speaker 00

  So, I don't want to hear you talk about Nazis ever the fuck again after I watched Canada salute a war criminal Nazi from the Waffen SS and then watching, I know the ADL said it's okay that one group's not Nazis anymore, but I don't think the ADL's reliable. And I know that sounds really anti-Semitic, but I think they're not reliable. What, like, what are you talking about? We support the fuck out of it. We went to the moon because of Nazis. We brought them to America to make our moon program. What are you assholes talking about? Audi's, all the companies are Nazi companies.

• 2:26:04Joe Rogan?

  Volkswagen.

• 2:26:06Speaker 00

  Like, everybody's, like, they get you focused on some stupid shit. Do you think this autistic man, do you know how easy it is to make that gesture, just gesturing? That's why there's videos of everybody else doing it.

• 2:26:17Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:26:18Speaker 00

  It's the original pledge to the flag, by the way. The Belle Mise Lut, remember I take you?

• 2:26:22Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:26:23Speaker 00

  The original flag salute of America was a Sieg Heil, everybody. I don't know if you know that.

• 2:26:27Joe Rogan?

  It wasn't until World War II that they changed it to put your hand over your heart. It used to be, see if you can find an image of it, because it's crazy to see that classroom of everybody Sieg Heil and you're like, what?

• 2:26:36Speaker 00

  It's a funny story too, because, first of all, do you even have a pledge of allegiance to the flag? Like, I'm not a military motherfucker.

• 2:26:42Joe Rogan?

  It used to be God before, was it Truman or Eisenhower?

• 2:26:45Speaker 00

  It used to be, I will speak English.

• 2:26:46Joe Rogan?

  Who removed, who removed the God part, or who put the God part in? It was during the 50s, right?

• 2:26:51Speaker 00

  That's like at the end.

• 2:26:52Joe Rogan?

  But it was, it was, wasn't it, like, it wasn't until like the 1950s?

• 2:26:55Speaker 00

  Not till later, but the fight at first was, look at the Sieg Heil. The, uh, the fight at first was if you, if you have to speak English because of the immigration problem.

• 2:27:07Joe Rogan?

  Look how crazy that is.

• 2:27:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, there you go.

• 2:27:08Joe Rogan?

  That's my pledge of allegiance.

• 2:27:11Speaker 00

  This would be a good game show. Like, is this a Nazi?

• 2:27:13Joe Rogan?

  But they put God in because of the communist scare. That's when God got into the Pledge of Allegiance. It used to be one nation under God, not under God, just one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all.

• 2:27:23Speaker 00

  They didn't say what God, did they?

• 2:27:25Joe Rogan?

  And then they decided to put it under God.

• 2:27:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, Jobulon is the God.

• 2:27:28Joe Rogan?

  When did they add that, Jamie? What year did they add that? That's a fascinating thing, because people are like, this country was founded by Christian values.

• 2:27:35Speaker 00

  It was founded by Freemasons, and they are Luciferians, which is not a Satanist. That's not a Satanist. A Satanist is like a Hot Topic thing. A Luciferian, Lucifer embodies the good and the bad. Like, your leaders that you make excuses for, not you specifically, but, well, he has to do, he has to kill those Yemenis. He has to. That's Luciferianism, where Wolverine, Superman is a punk-ass Christian, I guess, the way he's a goody-two-shoes, but like an anti-hero.

• 2:28:04Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:28:04Speaker 00

  Hillary Clinton, she was an ambitious woman, had to do what she had to do, so yes, and people are dead, and shut up, that's a conspiracy. That, America loves Luciferianism, whether, it's de facto, it don't matter whether you think you do. You're doing it. I don't call you a Christian unless you act like one, you know what I mean? Like, I would never call myself a Christian, but sometimes I will act Christian, but a lot of times I don't. So I'm not gonna claim a thing that I'm not living up to. America's living up to a God, it ain't, it ain't Bible God, I don't know who the hell people think it is, but, you know, you, how could you even go to the military and be a Christian and learn war no more?

• 2:28:41Joe Rogan?

  Because you want to protect America from the evil people in the world.

• 2:28:43Speaker 00

  Like, from what Jesus said.

• 2:28:45Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:28:45Speaker 00

  Oh, like Jesus said, it's okay if it's to protect America.

• 2:28:47Joe Rogan?

  That's what Jesus said, that was some missing books.

• 2:28:49Speaker 00

  If everybody stops lying, that's all you gotta do, you don't have to kill nobody, just don't lie.

• 2:28:54Joe Rogan?

  What's more demonic than a robot drone powered by AI that's coming over to fuck people up and makes a decision to kill a certain amount of civilians because it has to get this one bad person?

• 2:29:05Speaker 00

  I'll tell you what, one that grew some organic brain tissue around the chip because they can't get that AI to be alive because it's not, and so they're growing brain tissue, you seen that?

• 2:29:14Joe Rogan?

  No, but what I was gonna get to was, what's more demonic is a person doing it.

• 2:29:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:29:19Joe Rogan?

  Instead of an AI that makes his calculation and coldly assesses that it's valuable to kill thirty civilians to get to this one Al Qaeda guy. What is more demonic might be a person. Because one of the and one of the things that's fucked up about is the people that are actually doing it are just following orders. So there's a person who can make a decision. So there's a person that can make a decision that you're gonna launch hellfire missiles into an apartment building. But the person who makes the decision isn't actually pressing the button. So he he might feel a little bit removed from the crime. But the person who is forced to operate the drone, they say these guys have to study them for days sometimes. And they watch their patterns, they see them play with their kids.

• 2:30:03Joe Rogan?

  And then they get that green light and then they get the order. It's time to do it. And then they have to fucking press a button and launch missiles and watch that guy get eliminated from thousands of miles away.

• 2:30:14Speaker 00

  Well, you know how we know 90% innocent people got killed? I remember I was telling you that because the drone operators, it bothered them.

• 2:30:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:30:20Speaker 00

  And the drone operator, I don't even remember the guy's name, I feel bad, but that guy's in prison for revealing the truth about the criminals that run your government.

• 2:30:27Joe Rogan?

  There's a guy in prison for revealing the truth about drone strikes?

• 2:30:30Speaker 00

  Three years ago, the guy's speech about, I watch people.

• 2:30:33Joe Rogan?

  Find find out who that guy is.

• 2:30:34Speaker 00

  The drone operators that got put away under that that act. Trump's abusing it now.

• 2:30:39Joe Rogan?

  What? How's he abusing it now? How's he abusing it now for that?

• 2:30:43Speaker 00

  Uh, that's what they're grabbing these people with no charges and kicking them out because they supported Hamas that's under the uh, the, that's addition, the espionage act. They're doing shit like that.

• 2:30:53Joe Rogan?

  So talking about the drone bombings is an espionage thing? Is that what it is?

• 2:30:57Speaker 00

  It's top secret.

• 2:30:58Joe Rogan?

  Is that, oh.

• 2:30:59Speaker 00

  We killed all those people. We're worse than terrorists. We're worse. 90% civilians? That's not collateral. That's who you killed. The collateral will be if you hit a fucking terrorist.

• 2:31:09Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:31:10Speaker 00

  Right. That's real. That happened. And a guy's in prison for telling us. That's Obama, the one that the dippy, the ones that Bill, I guess, thinks is not Nazis. Even though, boy, they should kill like Nazis, don't they? Again, Bill's right about a lot of things, but that is just such like a dude, you don't know what, just look like.

• 2:31:29Joe Rogan?

  There's a lot more to the story.

• 2:31:30Speaker 00

  You're focusing on the sports shit.

• 2:31:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, there's a narrative that gets out there and then people have opinions on the narrative, but it's so nuanced. The story behind it, like when people, you know, there's a lot of people that want to talk about whatever the conflict is, whether it's Ukraine or Israel and Palestine, like if you want to become an expert on Israel and Palestine, you need a lot of fucking time, man. You need a lot of time.

• 2:31:52Speaker 00

  What you could do.

• 2:31:53Joe Rogan?

  And a long, long, long history that you have to follow.

• 2:31:56Speaker 00

  Oh, Daniel Hale, yes.

• 2:31:58Joe Rogan?

  Okay, so an American whistleblower, former National Security Agency's intelligence analyst, who sent classified information about drone warfare to the press. Hale served the United States military, uh, United States Air Force, 2009, 2013. Okay, pled guilty to retaining, transmitting national defense information, sentenced to 45 months in prison. Incarcerated, United States Penitentiary. He was released on July 5th, 2024, right after Independence Day, ain't that a bitch? Didn't even get a beer on 4th of July.

• 2:32:27Speaker 00

  Meanwhile, they're not going to investigate Ha- Ha Tua. Thank, I gotta put this Trump shirt back on.

• 2:32:31Joe Rogan?

  He's out there right now, this guy?

• 2:32:33Speaker 00

  I don't know. You know what?

• 2:32:34Joe Rogan?

  I wonder if he's allowed to do podcasts?

• 2:32:37Speaker 00

  Well, the guy who ran it.

• 2:32:38Joe Rogan?

  Are you allowed to do podcasts when you get out of jail?

• 2:32:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, John Kerry, I think he does them. He's from, he came on.

• 2:32:42Joe Rogan?

  I mean, like a guy like that probably doesn't want to talk. I mean, that's what got him in jail in the first place.

• 2:32:46Speaker 00

  Well, the, yeah.

• 2:32:47Joe Rogan?

  Right? If he talks about it now, isn't that the same thing? Isn't he doing it all over again?

• 2:32:52Speaker 00

  Well, now that it's out, I think it don't matter, right?

• 2:32:54Joe Rogan?

  I don't know, but that's the question. Like if you get tried. If you get tried and you go to jail for something, and what you did was tell the truth about crimes.

• 2:33:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:33:02Joe Rogan?

  The last thing you want to do is talk more about those crimes, right? I would think.

• 2:33:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, what's Julian Assange doing now? Is he talking?

• 2:33:09Joe Rogan?

  I don't know. I mean, is he completely free? Like, what is his current state?

• 2:33:14Speaker 00

  He owes money for them transporting him. They charged him like a million dollars. It's so despicable, dude.

• 2:33:19Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:33:19Speaker 00

  Look, I don't know. I know people want to believe in their dumb, but why? Why do you believe it when you get, it's like if you're being cheated on and you're like, no, he would. Dottie Sandusky, that should be the, the national bird of America. Jerry Sandusky's wife, who thinks nothing happened to this day.

• 2:33:33Joe Rogan?

  Does she really?

• 2:33:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, she does. Dottie stays upstairs and Jerry helps those boys in the basement get freedom.

• 2:33:40Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:33:40Speaker 00

  That's America. And then people you tell the truth to, the thing that makes you crazy is not knowing the truth. It's when you tell people and they either don't want to know it, or they go, I just want to keep my head down and do my job. Which friends of mine that are not dumb, smart people say, yeah, that's the American spirit. I want to keep my head down and do my job. I'm so, oh, I can't wait to sig high the flag now. Oh, well, how inspiring.

• 2:34:06Joe Rogan?

  There's a lot of people that think like that. A lot of people think like that once they have a mortgage and kids. They really do. They think, you know, I just don't want to, I just don't want to rock the boat.

• 2:34:14Speaker 00

  I understand that.

• 2:34:15Joe Rogan?

  I'm barely staying above water right now as it is.

• 2:34:17Speaker 00

  What if you're rich? You go, you want your kids to see that you're not going to knuckle under because you don't have money?

• 2:34:21Joe Rogan?

  Let me tell you something that happens to rich people. They get scared they're not going to be rich anymore.

• 2:34:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:34:24Joe Rogan?

  And they want to keep the party rolling.

• 2:34:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I know.

• 2:34:26Joe Rogan?

  I'm serious. That's what happens. You, you feel that fear. There's this fear, uh, it's the same thing that always pops up. It's famine mentality. It's the same reason why people want all the attention. People want, yeah, they want everything. They want to be number one. You know, it's the same thing. It's famine.

• 2:34:43Speaker 00

  Well, those buttons you're talking about, you think they didn't study these extensively to figure out exactly which ones to press to get what reaction? Hey, we need people to pretend that Tesla, he was unelected. You don't elect the guy that does that dipshits, unelected. Is that a good point? You get appointed, just like all, you know how Kamala was unelected?

• 2:35:04Joe Rogan?

  Well, they did it during the Obama administration. They did it during the Clinton administration. Like government efficiency programs are not new. It's not a new thing. And the, the thing is, I understand that he's polarizing because of a lot of things, unfortunately, that he did. There's a lot, but there's a lot about what he's uncovering that's important for you to know that your money's being wasted. And that's not a partisan thing, and it shouldn't be.

• 2:35:27Speaker 00

  And you should know that the savings are not going to, if you're worried.

• 2:35:30Joe Rogan?

  But you should also know that this fucking protest against him is probably funded. It's too organized. It's too often. It's too regular. There's, there's people that are involved. There are chants that they hand out. This is, someone's paying money for this stuff. Whether they're paying those people or not, I think they are. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.

• 2:35:47Speaker 00

  You know, the soda people, right?

• 2:35:48Joe Rogan?

  The point is, like, it's organized. It's not natural.

• 2:35:52Speaker 00

  We just saw them, this, this is amazing. We did this story. I sent it to you because the soda, I don't know, Meribev or whatever it's called?

• 2:35:59Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:36:00Speaker 00

  So, so they got MAGA people, and I've seen these people apologizing up and down, a bunch of them, because they got, uh, you know, maybe they did it willingly, not, I mean willingly, but duped or not, they were like, it's an embarrassment, because, like I said, to the credit of MAGA people, not that I'm that, I don't vote, I would have if Trump did anything that he's, I thought he would. Uh, they go, they go, oh, they're trying to control how, how people use their SNAP, like their welfare, to buy soda, they're like, don't say they can't buy soda, because RFK's, you know, soda's poison.

• 2:36:30Joe Rogan?

  American Heart Association fought it. Did you know that?

• 2:36:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:36:34Joe Rogan?

  That's adorable. American Heart Association fought poison.

• 2:36:37Speaker 00

  Have some heart.

• 2:36:38Joe Rogan?

  No, come on.

• 2:36:39Speaker 00

  So, but you remember when these same stupid fucking conservatives were mad that they were spending their welfare on lobster? Remember that? They're buying lobster with welfare.

• 2:36:47Joe Rogan?

  What are you talking about?

• 2:36:48Speaker 00

  You never heard of this?

• 2:36:49Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 2:36:49Speaker 00

  This old, well, Reagan did it first with the welfare fat queen that gets in her Cadillac and buys lobster with your welfare.

• 2:36:55Joe Rogan?

  What? Really?

• 2:36:56Speaker 00

  Oh, he was the best, that guy. Then, uh, one of the greatest presidents. And then, after that, I would hear this come up, this was a few years ago, it was something about wealth. It's always like, oh yeah, that's where we're losing all our money on the welfare. We are, not for this country, though, just so you know.

• 2:37:12Joe Rogan?

  Well, the idea, I think, of the SNAP thing is to incur lobster and steak. Food stamp myth refuses to die. 1976 campaign speech, in Chicago, they found a woman who holds the record, he told the assembled crowd. She used 80 names, 30 addresses, 15 telephone numbers to collect food stamps. Social Security, Veterans Benefits for four nonexistent deceased veteran husbands, as well as welfare. Her tax-free income alone has been running $150,000 a year. Sounds like this lady's pretty cool. Reagan's story turned out to be a gross exaggeration of a minor case of welfare fraud. Well, I don't know who to believe, because I want to believe that she pulled this off, because I think it's kind of badass. If you're gonna duck the welfare system, doing it with 80 different people is kind of fucking hilarious, in 1976.

• 2:37:55Joe Rogan?

  $150K in 1976, what do you think that is today, in today's money?

• 2:37:59Speaker 00

  He combined her with a CIA op, I'm sure.

• 2:38:01Joe Rogan?

  How much is that in today's money, Jamie? Let's guess, $150,000, I say that's 2.7 million.

• 2:38:07Speaker 00

  I think you're right, and I think I could put on a transgender play in Guatemala with that money.

• 2:38:15Joe Rogan?

  Gets you fun Sesame Street.

• 2:38:17Speaker 00

  But so the soda people.

• 2:38:19Joe Rogan?

  Can you find out, can you find out what that is?

• 2:38:20Speaker 03

  Eight hundred and forty K or so.

• 2:38:22Joe Rogan?

  That's it? Oh, I thought it would be millions.

• 2:38:25Speaker 00

  So.

• 2:38:25Joe Rogan?

  So we've been lied to about inflation.

• 2:38:27Speaker 00

  Wait, so, so the soda people.

• 2:38:29Speaker 03

  It's only worth eight hundred and fifty-three dollars, but that's if you just left it in the bank, I guess, and never did anything with it.

• 2:38:33Joe Rogan?

  Oh, interesting. That's kinda crazy.

• 2:38:35Speaker 00

  Wait, so the soda people, so they're mad that welfare people are getting things now, the conservative, this fake thing that they try to put, filter through MAGA is, don't tell people that they can't spend their money on what they want. Well, it's welfare money. Well, can they buy lobster again? Asshole. They were being, they're paying, and they go, Trump likes Diet Coke. And they gave him a list, just like that list you showed me.

• 2:38:57Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:38:57Speaker 00

  Of emotional buttons to try to push. And people did believe in Maha. Okay, now, in fairness to RFK.

• 2:39:04Joe Rogan?

  People still do.

• 2:39:05Speaker 00

  Well, he learned there's a bigger threat to American health, which is antisemitism.

• 2:39:10Speaker 00

  Not the fluoride, that fluoride thing, which I didn't believe, it turns out is real.

• 2:39:13Joe Rogan?

  Utah just banned fluoride.

• 2:39:15Speaker 00

  Did they?

• 2:39:15Joe Rogan?

  Yep, they just banned fluoride.

• 2:39:16Speaker 00

  They just banned sexual ritual abuse, too.

• 2:39:18Joe Rogan?

  No, they didn't.

• 2:39:19Speaker 00

  Yes, they did.

• 2:39:20Joe Rogan?

  Did they really?

• 2:39:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, because.

• 2:39:21Joe Rogan?

  They had to ban that? That's not already illegal?

• 2:39:23Speaker 00

  You, you would think.

• 2:39:24Joe Rogan?

  I thought this, I thought this is the law.

• 2:39:27Speaker 00

  That story is crazy, because it's DA, so some creep, there's a lot of like, uh.

• 2:39:31Joe Rogan?

  But let's get on the fluoride thing for a second before we scatter. Huberman had a great episode of his podcast with this woman who's a doctor who discussed the impact of Florida, uh, fluoride, rather, Florida. Maybe that's, maybe that explains Florida.

• 2:39:43Speaker 00

  There's Florida in the water.

• 2:39:46Joe Rogan?

  Maybe that explains Florida and fluoride are pretty fucking close. That might be it, that might be it. We might have stumbled onto something.

• 2:39:53Speaker 00

  From, I don't know who.

• 2:39:54Joe Rogan?

  It's just fucking crazy, but the, the thing is that it's a known neurotoxin, and there's no reason for it to be in the fucking water. And yet there's still people that are saying it should be in the water. There's these crazy fucking, impacts dental health of impoverished people, and shut the fuck up.

• 2:40:08Speaker 00

  Well, check where their money comes from.

• 2:40:10Joe Rogan?

  Meanwhile, these are the same people, I mean, this is like the whole fucking sugar and sweets thing. Why do you think they're getting so many cavities? Why is anybody getting so many cavities?

• 2:40:16Speaker 00

  That's right.

• 2:40:17Joe Rogan?

  Because we're eating some shit you're not supposed to be eating.

• 2:40:19Speaker 00

  So when we were doing the story, and they're talking about, and I go, what if they make all their money off poor people spending? On welfare on soda because my girlfriend when she saw she goes who still drinks soda? Oh, people on welfare. So most of their budget, just like if your budget came from running a prison full of convicts.

• 2:40:34Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:40:34Speaker 00

  The people are from people spending their SNAP benefits on soda that kills them and they don't want to lose that income. It's like.

• 2:40:39Joe Rogan?

  Well, they also have they they recognize the influence that these companies that sell this stuff have on these these different commissions that decide what gets like American Heart Association gets funded by some of these companies.

• 2:40:55Speaker 00

  You just gotta buy it. That's why they so.

• 2:40:57Joe Rogan?

  Is that true? Make sure that's true because I read that. The American Heart Association receives funding from like it was like soda companies and.

• 2:41:05Speaker 00

  If the three letter agency of any kind, is there any of them that aren't bought out by some fucking psychopath?

• 2:41:10Joe Rogan?

  They have to. They make little deals. They do things. They donate. They rub shoulders.

• 2:41:15Speaker 00

  Oh, that's how everything's working out good. That's why everything's so good because they have to do that. If you want to be in the country club. I do. You gotta play the game, Kurt. You can't keep.

• 2:41:26Joe Rogan?

  You can't keep rocking the boat. Stop rocking the boat, Kurt.

• 2:41:30Speaker 00

  A blind eye will serve you better. You were kind.

• 2:41:32Joe Rogan?

  Is it true before we wrap this up? Is it true what I just said?

• 2:41:37Speaker 03

  Uh, I mean, the article that popped up says it's hap- I'm trying to see it more accurate. So this was in 2010 to 16. They did receive funding from them, but this was that's when the article was written.

• 2:41:49Joe Rogan?

  Of course they did. Of course they received funding from them. Everybody's receiving funding from somebody. Everybody's slipping someone a little. Get in the door. Give Bobby a hundred. You're in.

• 2:41:57Speaker 03

  From 2016.

• 2:41:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Coke Pepsi provides sponsorship money to American ACC, AHA, and 93 other health organizations.

• 2:42:06Speaker 00

  Well, why would that affect it?

• 2:42:07Joe Rogan?

  Oh, American Car- College of Cardiology gets money from a fucking company that makes heart attack drinks.

• 2:42:14Joe Rogan?

  American Heart Association, American Diabetes. American Diabetes Association gets money from Coke.

• 2:42:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, from Pepsi. From diabetes in a can. They, that, I, I mean, what a joke.

• 2:42:26Joe Rogan?

  Coca-Cola Company sponsored 95 national health organizations. Why Pepsi Co. uh Pepsi Co. sponsored 13. The end of 2015, the ACC, Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, American Academy of Pediatrics, and American Academy of Family Physicians did not renew their contracts with Coca-Cola. So they realized, like, this is out of control.

• 2:42:47Speaker 00

  They realized they couldn't get away with renewing their contracts.

• 2:42:49Joe Rogan?

  Outrageous. We're getting in trouble.

• 2:42:51Speaker 00

  It's healthy as long as you flap your arms a thousand times a minute like a hummingbird.

• 2:42:55Joe Rogan?

  You just need 10,000 steps. Put a Fitbit on.

• 2:42:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, just drink. Have a nice Coke.

• 2:42:59Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, so you're gonna be fine. Kurt Metzger, I love you to death.

• 2:43:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude.

• 2:43:03Joe Rogan?

  Thank you very much for being here.

• 2:43:03Speaker 00

  Thanks, man.

• 2:43:04Joe Rogan?

  It's always fun. This is like you and I in the green room all over again.

• 2:43:07Speaker 00

  I only moved down here because of that. I only moved down here, you and I have club, but I like Austin, but until the club was here, that wouldn't, I wouldn't move.

• 2:43:16Joe Rogan?

  It's the best.

• 2:43:17Speaker 00

  I need the store, the cellar.

• 2:43:18Joe Rogan?

  Oh, we need it. We need it. Yeah, and I'm glad you're around, brother.

• 2:43:21Speaker 00

  You too, man. Thank you very much.

• 2:43:22Joe Rogan?

  Thank you. My pleasure. All right. Bye, everybody.