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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 139. Round of applause, please.

• 1:25Peyton Hardin?

  I was just trying to hydrate it a little bit. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 139. If you are new here, or if you haven't already, and the subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you're even more below that, and your comment section isn't filled with your name, guess what? Even more wrong, go ahead and fill that out. Get your good karma. Hey, I think we have some banger episodes back to back to back to back to back to back, and we're gonna keep doing this. Round of applause for that. Thank you all. It seems like I enjoyed them a lot.

• 1:56Peyton Hardin?

  Also, we are approaching Black Friday and you know what that means. The merch drop is coming and if you want to see that, because you get early access on the Patreon, you can go over to Patreon right now and you can see what that merch drop will be. So, round of applause for a new merch drop coming in a couple of days.

• 2:15Peyton Hardin?

  Dr. P also got his own show over on Patreon and it's probably one of the funniest things we've ever put out. We might add that sometime here on the future, but if you want to see that now in full, uncensored, go over to Patreon right now, go get that. Also follow us on Twitch, Discord, all the socials. We love you so much. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 2:40Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 2:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Back in the studio, back with some Ruby dropping on the tracks like back on a Brubio. Throwing pass like a dime like Rubio.

• 2:51Peyton Hardin?

  Why are you dressed like a youth pastor today? Why? What's going on? Did I miss the memo?

• 2:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't wear jeans and shirt.

• 2:57Peyton Hardin?

  Why? It's Monday.

• 2:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean?

• 3:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's Monday.

• 3:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Monday's the greatest day in the world.

• 3:02Peyton Hardin?

  What day?

• 3:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Monday.

• 3:03Peyton Hardin?

  You sound like my grandma.

• 3:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Which...

• 3:06Peyton Hardin?

  The one's dead. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't want to say it. She used to say it all the time.

• 3:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I? No, oh no, oh no. You're not gonna beat me.

• 3:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm restricted, sorry.

• 3:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, go.

• 3:14Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say, we got new mic stands, right?

• 3:16Cameron Kennedy?

  They're beautiful.

• 3:17Peyton Hardin?

  They're expensive and they're beautiful and the reason is, is because the last two episodes, I broke the mic stands and there's a lot of snap, crackle, pop and we, it took a lot in the post to fix it. And so, we got these new ones, right? But it doesn't allow me to do my movement. And so, I feel like a caged animal that didn't get its rabies shot, that got hit with the COVID vaccine and I'm stuck in this cage and there's a piece of fresh meat over there and a woman. I'm like... Sorry. Well, that's gonna get muted, but it's alright.

• 3:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, fight that urge.

• 3:51Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry.

• 3:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Just bite down. Get that inner willpower.

• 3:53Peyton Hardin?

  What were you wanting to say?

• 3:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, "I hate you." I was actually gonna start with that. "I don't like you today until I say what I'm gonna say and you rebuke it in the name of Christ."

• 4:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what were you gonna say about me?

• 4:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So, fun, uh, story time off the rip. Here we go. Peyton calls me, right? "Hey, what's up, buddy?" This is a couple of days ago. This is about four days ago, maybe. "Hey, what's up, bro? What are you doing?" "Okay, I'm gonna send this thing to you." Cool, boom. My nightly routine, might sound weird, I might love him, I might just wanna get tickled in the ears, but I call you every night. Yes or no?

• 4:22Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, yeah, too much, I was.

• 4:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's a bit rude. So, I call him, right when I'm laying down with my wife, it's time to go to bed. "Hey, bro, uh, do you wanna go to the gym in the morning?" Simple question.

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you did ask.

• 4:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you remember your stupid response?

• 4:35Peyton Hardin?

  Uh-uh, know what I say.

• 4:36Cameron Kennedy?

  "Can't, bro, going to the doctor." I said, "Oh, I didn't know you were sick. What's wrong with you? Are you okay?" "Oh, nothing."

• 4:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  So, "Why are you going to the doctor?" And he literally said, "Oh, it's been about seven years. I'm sure there's something wrong. I think I'm gonna go get a checkup."

• 4:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I then proceed with, "So, nothing's currently wrong with you. You haven't been in seven years, and you just had this mental sabbatical during the middle of the day, and you said, 'I wanna go get a doctor.'"

• 5:06Peyton Hardin?

  I should get a doctor.

• 5:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I've been telling you for two years, every Monday straight, you need a doctor.

• 5:12Peyton Hardin?

  So, what's the problem?

• 5:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You need a doctor, a psychiatrist, a therapist, and a straitjacket. But why, what, what was your, what was the thought process? What made you say, "I need help?"

• 5:22Peyton Hardin?

  Going to bed, and every day, there's a new pain somewhere. It's like this part of my body, my neck. I'm like, "I shouldn't feel like this at 25." And, like, you know, I got a lot of responsibility, a lot of people relying on if I'm alive or not.

• 5:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 5:35Peyton Hardin?

  I need to be alive, so let me just...

• 5:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to be alive.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  So, let me just get a doctor and have one. Can I say, "The most pointless shit I've ever done was go to that doctor?" What the, what, literally, nothing happened.

• 5:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You're 25, and nothing was wrong with you.

• 5:49Peyton Hardin?

  They didn't check me.

• 5:51Cameron Kennedy?

  What, you're not seven. They're not gonna check your height, weight, do the eye test, and give you a lollipop and send you out.

• 5:57Peyton Hardin?

  What's the point of going to the doctor, then?

• 5:59Cameron Kennedy?

  When something's wrong with you!

• 6:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't think that's right.

• 6:01Cameron Kennedy?

  When you're ill, or when you're 50, and you need a little nurse to play in your butthole with some Vaseline.

• 6:07Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta wait till I'm 50?

• 6:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you gotta wait till you're 50, or you can go down to...

• 6:11Peyton Hardin?

  Good morning.

• 6:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Good morning to you.

• 6:13Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I thought it was important to just go to the doctor to get regular checkups.

• 6:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You are in some-

• 6:17Peyton Hardin?

  Especially as a black man.

• 6:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Some would are. Now, what does that mean?

• 6:20Peyton Hardin?

  You wouldn't understand.

• 6:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I guess I would.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  My brothers, you know. Not you.

• 6:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, I was formally inducted into the Faithful Black Men of Oklahoma Society? I swear to God, when I was in college-

• 6:31Peyton Hardin?

  Who runs that organization?

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. I wasn't faithful because I wasn't in a relationship, and believe it or not, I'm not black. But I am an honorary member, so I do appreciate you that.

• 6:39Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe they just thought you came for money and they wanted a donation.

• 6:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. I wore the same raggedy hoodie and I wore harachis with holes in it and I had a billy goat.

• 6:46Peyton Hardin?

  Those'd be the rich ones.

• 6:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true.

• 6:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, wait. No, I'm saying like the doctor was the most important. Like, nothing happened.

• 6:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, so fun fact, you're in a stage of life that some people call, it's a newer term, prime.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, some prime. You're 25. No, your prime of your life as a man is your 30s.

• 7:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Health-wise?

• 7:01Peyton Hardin?

  30s.

• 7:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You think-

• 7:04Peyton Hardin?

  Not mine. No, I'm an outlier. You can't take an outlier-

• 7:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You are Benjamin Button, if that's the case. You will be going, you will be decreasing-

• 7:10Peyton Hardin?

  You can't take an outlying circumstance. I'm just saying-

• 7:12Cameron Kennedy?

  So, you're an outlier?

• 7:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. I'm saying, literally, I was like, okay, they're gonna, they're gonna grab me, they're gonna fold me, they're gonna feel me, and I'm gonna know if I need something. I don't really know how the doctor works. I haven't been in my adult life, really.

• 7:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Fold you and feel you.

• 7:27Peyton Hardin?

  After I stopped going to get physicals every year for basketball because I had to, I stopped going to the doctor.

• 7:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, because you were healthy. You were in the prime of your life. You went to a doctor without a cough, without a headache, without a fever-

• 7:38Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I didn't have a-

• 7:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And without a broken bone.

• 7:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, I need a primary care physician. You need one of those.

• 7:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You do need one.

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't have one.

• 7:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You can just simply elect one.

• 7:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you have to go.

• 7:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you don't. It's not, no, it's not a [bleep] job interview. You don't go, "Hey, Thomas, you think you'll be able to fix me when I need it?" No. You look if your insurance has him in network and you say, "That's my doctor."

• 7:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I went.

• 7:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't go and shake his or her hand.

• 8:00Peyton Hardin?

  It was a her. She was really pretty.

• 8:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, so you went on a date. So, you went on a date with a girl and some scrubs with nothing wrong with you.

• 8:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so I went in there and then they literally, you know how whenever you're a kid and you go to the doctor and they'd have you step on the scale and then they'd take your height? The [bleep] didn't even ask you. I mean, she didn't even do that. She goes, "How tall are you?"

• 8:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 8:18Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, "6'7". She goes, "You sure?" And I go, "Well-" Isn't that your job to tell me?

• 8:22Cameron Kennedy?

  She knows that you can drive, you pay taxes, you have a mortgage, and you might have a family at your age. She's not gonna rub your tummy. Open your ears for me.

• 8:35Peyton Hardin?

  She did that. She did go in my ears.

• 8:37Cameron Kennedy?

  She checked your f**king ears. She checked your ears and she didn't do anything else.

• 8:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. So literally she's like, so what are you here for? And I said, I need a primary care physician. She goes, okay.

• 8:45Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, that's me. Get out. That's what she should have said.

• 8:47Peyton Hardin?

  And then she goes, did you fast today? And I said, I'm not religious like that. Like, I believe in God. But I don't know if we practice that part. And so I said, can I say that?

• 9:02Peyton Hardin?

  So I didn't know. And so I said, no, man, was I supposed to? And she goes, oh, well, we love taking blood here. And I said, oh, that's weird. That's a weird thing to say to me. I said, oh, yeah, no, I didn't.

• 9:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, oh, that's not happening.

• 9:18Peyton Hardin?

  And it's so, she was like, it's okay. She was like, we can schedule that later. And I said, probably not, though, right? And then she sits me on the, on the bed and she's checking my heart.

• 9:29Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, damn.

• 9:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, I'm probably, what, what, sixty percent? I got sixty percent full capacity.

• 9:36Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, and she goes, oh, you're good. And I was like, you definitely used ChatGPT in college.

• 9:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 9:40Peyton Hardin?

  And so, and then I was talking to her and she's like, do you have it? Like, do you have problems? Like, do you have any surgeries, anything? And I said, no, I'm good. And she goes, okay, we'll see you in a year.

• 9:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that.

• 9:52Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, what the?

• 9:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what a doctor, you don't, you can go in there, but for you to just, and this was like a Saturday or some shit. Like, your weekend is valuable to you. You love the weekend. You love going out. You love having fun. You love hanging out with us. And you go, I'mma go to a doctor. What? And, okay, role play with me. Say, say you went. And they found a numerous amount of things wrong with you. They're like, it's strange. Both your ankles are fractured. You got a punctured lung. The ribs are disset. Uh, your neck's, oh, I'm not knocking, because it, I'll knock for you. Say they found like thirteen things wrong with you. And they said, hey, this new thing came out with artificial intelligence. We have a way we can solve all of it. We can fix everything wrong with you. You'll immediately yield benefits. Your life will be better. Everything. You'll feel better.

• 10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's ten thousand dollars, one-time lump sum payment today. We can have amazing drugs for you. You go under for twenty-four hours. You don't feel anything. You wake up and everything's fixed. Are you taking that deal?

• 10:47Peyton Hardin?

  How long's the recovery?

• 10:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Another 24 hours.

• 10:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  24 hours, getting it done, 24 hours, you gotta stay in the house and do nothing.

• 10:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%. And I'm great the next day?

• 10:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Good man.

• 10:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, the next, next day.

• 10:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and, okay, yeah, I would definitely do that. 100%, that's easy.

• 11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Good man.

• 11:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  But normally, you, see, that almost made me mad, because you actually were reasonable this time. Sometimes you'd be like, "Well, I don't know, I kinda like, I mean, my ankles click, but I like them. They're my ankles."

• 11:10Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I mean, it is kinda like a good icebreaker. My ankles, like, whenever I, like, used to go on dates and I'd walk with girls, and they'd hear it, they'd be like, "Is something in your pocket?" And I'd be like, "No, it's my ankles." And so it's a good icebreaker. My dislocated ankles.

• 11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I need, I need a list, I need a, I need like a Santa Claus list of all the girls you've ever went on a date with, and we just need to do a group prayer. We need to pray for every one of them, because they all have an experience.

• 11:34Peyton Hardin?

  I also hate, one thing I hated at the doctor's office was the waiting room. It made me feel like I was back in school.

• 11:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It makes you feel more sick.

• 11:41Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's gross. And people are so weird.

• 11:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 11:44Peyton Hardin?

  And they do, they yell their personal information, I whisper, "God damn." Like, "Why are you saying, I don't need to know what's wrong with you."

• 11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "Where's Jill with the jaundice? Jill, jaundice, 1220, your appointment's..." I'd be like, "No."

• 12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "Uh, Steve, micropenis transplant. Do we have a Steve?" And he's like...

• 12:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's this lady, she didn't like, she was arguing with the receptionist about when her time was to go in.

• 12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, people are so, they think they're so entitled at the doctor's office.

• 12:18Peyton Hardin?

  She was like, the, it was like, early, right? And the, the lady went up to the counter and the, the receptionist said, "Okay, uh, we'll get you signed in, but your appointment's not till 2:30, it's 1 o'clock right now." And she goes, "No." I was like, "That's probably not the right thing to say."

• 12:36Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, "No, uh..." Uh, she was like, "1:45." And she goes, "No, actually, no, no, your appointment's at 2:30. I have it right here in front of me." And she goes, "1:45?"

• 12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, is that a question?

• 12:49Peyton Hardin?

  She's like, "She goes, "2:30." She's like, "You can stay here, or you can go back home, but your appointment is at 2:30." She looks around, she's like...

• 13:02Peyton Hardin?

  145, I said alright, bro. And then they called me back and I was like, "Thank God." And then the guy, and one thing about the doctor, I don't like when they notice me. It's like, you're gonna see the inside of me.

• 13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Vulnerable.

• 13:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I don't want you to...

• 13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  The insides of you?

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I saw the inside of CJ yesterday. Fun fact, I did.

• 13:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 13:21Peyton Hardin?

  He bent over in front of me with... He's gonna cut that.

• 13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You were butt naked and you bent over in front of him?

• 13:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, he's wearing like fishnets, dog.

• 13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What? You were in fishnets, you little freak?

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, his underwear is so see-through.

• 13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That's his, like, that's his, I know he's not lying face, look at him. You were in fishnet drawers? Oh my god, what did you just...

• 13:47Peyton Hardin?

  Why were they so see-through?

• 13:48Cameron Kennedy?

  What, did you just get back from your shift at Ecstasy?

• 13:51Peyton Hardin?

  Huh?

• 13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 13:55Peyton Hardin?

  He's panicking.

• 13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a what?

• 13:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a little thing on you, so just because you have an ass, means you can wear assless chaps. See-through fish...

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, he literally was like that, like, it was weird.

• 14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  My, oh my, okay, this is gonna be a very weird transition.

• 14:10Peyton Hardin?

  What word?

• 14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  A very weird transition, and y'all, she's your sister, so just relax.

• 14:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna hear about Liv.

• 14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Just let me get it out, no, my wife is the longest naked person ever. Or, no, that came in, that came, no, that came out, that came out incredibly strange. She, okay. She is, when she's naked, it's the longest time for her to get reclothed.

• 14:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I meant to say.

• 14:30Peyton Hardin?

  She stays late, oh, she stays naked a long time.

• 14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, we were literally at our maternity shoot.

• 14:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  The woman's taking pictures, she goes, "Okay, it's time to change to your second fi-" Huh?

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  What kind of freaky ass shit are y'all doing?

• 14:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean?

• 14:44Peyton Hardin?

  You're taking naked pictures?

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 14:46Peyton Hardin?

  For your baby?

• 14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 14:47Peyton Hardin?

  What? Aren't those going on the wall?

• 14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the one with the clothes on. I had a G-string on. And Liv's just, no, I'm just kidding. Okay, no, she said, "It's time to change clothes, I'm gonna give y'all a second," right?

• 14:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:58Cameron Kennedy?

  So she leaves the room.

• 14:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's hot.

• 14:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And we both, we both change, but for Liv to change, she had to change her bras and everything, because it's like a maternity, so a lot of skin's showing. She has her full goody bags out, right?

• 15:08Peyton Hardin?

  Good morning.

• 15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Her jugs are sitting there, she's down to her panties, and she starts scratching her arm. She's like...

• 15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And she picks her phone up and goes, and I go, "You are butt naked! Put some clothes on." The second I take my pants off, I'm like... And I, I do not want to be caught dead with my gummy worm, sitting here flaccid.

• 15:31Peyton Hardin?

  There are people that are way too comfortable being naked.

• 15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  She's unbelievably comfortable in her own skin. I love her to death, but I'm like, we are literally in someone's home right now. She is one door away from seeing all of you.

• 15:41Peyton Hardin?

  That is crazy.

• 15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And then she's sitting there, she's like.

• 15:44Peyton Hardin?

  Doing tasks?

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Scrap. I'm like, what the fuck? Put your clothes on.

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  I get, in, in changing rooms, I'm quick. I get nervous in there.

• 15:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate, oh my god, when our head pokes over the thing because we're too tall.

• 15:54Peyton Hardin?

  And they see me reveal my chest?

• 15:56Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, and I'm an idiot. I think, just because I can see them, they can see all of me.

• 16:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And there's a big ass wooden door there, but I'll literally be like, like covering up. We need to go on a naked retreat together, but in different, in different rooms.

• 16:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, we should.

• 16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Like you and CJ are in one room, like, like it is at home now, and then I'm in my own room. But you have to be naked.

• 16:13Peyton Hardin?

  You, wait, time out. Slow down. You would put me and CJ in a, in a, if, if us three went on a naked retreat?

• 16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 16:20Peyton Hardin?

  You would put me and CJ in a room and not me and you?

• 16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I've already experienced your glory.

• 16:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I, I like when you experience it.

• 16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It's time for CJ.

• 16:27Peyton Hardin?

  What's a naked retreat?

• 16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That'll turn you from a boy to a man.

• 16:30Peyton Hardin?

  What's a naked retreat?

• 16:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you get butt ass naked, you go on this little, maybe three day sabbatical, and you learn to love yourself.

• 16:37Peyton Hardin?

  Is that a fact?

• 16:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I think there is.

• 16:39Peyton Hardin?

  Is that a boys' trip thing, or is it a single man's?

• 16:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't know if it's like a, hey, let's go with the bros, but I think it's just single people go.

• 16:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, those on You, they did that. Remember the show You on Netflix?

• 16:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they went up.

• 16:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What season?

• 16:50Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, the one where they're in LA.

• 16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 16:52Peyton Hardin?

  And so Joe went with the, the dude that does the, all the shit, um.

• 16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I was waiting, I was like, holy shit, you're struggling.

• 17:02Peyton Hardin?

  Joe said, he, Joe went with the dude that did the, uh, the stuff and the naked body.

• 17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  He went to, it's like, he was into holistic.

• 17:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no. No, hey, first thing.

• 17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, we'll pivot, we'll pivot, okay?

• 17:15Peyton Hardin?

  He's into holistic shit, right? And he is like, one of those guys, and he takes vitamins and shit, and his, and his, what? And his wife was an influencer, a black lady. You don't remember this?

• 17:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 17:25Peyton Hardin?

  And they went to the woods and they tried to have a threesome.

• 17:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Are we thinking of the same show?

• 17:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, they tried to swap couples.

• 17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's a throuple.

• 17:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. No, but what, no, it's not. No, it's not.

• 17:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I was wondering what that chair in your room was for.

• 17:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, that's a rocker for my soon to be son.

• 17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 17:44Peyton Hardin?

  Can I tell you about what happened before the recording today?

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you go, shh.

• 17:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 17:50Peyton Hardin?

  Go. Craziest thing, like, I've been having a rough day.

• 17:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you've been having a rough weekend.

• 17:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know.

• 17:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You've been having a rough, like, 48.

• 17:57Peyton Hardin?

  I've been having a hard time. So, we were coming to record today, right? Me and CJ drive together. You were driving separately. We normally all drive together, but today you wanted to be separate because of your photo shoot or something. So, Cam was beating us to the studio. We had to be quick. I was like, "Sorry, Cam, we're gonna be a little late. I have to go charge my car." Not enough charge to get here to the studio today. Me and CJ, we whipped to the Tesla charger, right down the road, right?

• 18:22Peyton Hardin?

  I plugged my car in to charge, right?

• 18:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 18:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I didn't even plug it in.

• 18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 18:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, I reversed into the stall.

• 18:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a big ass spot. You're doing all this for one spot?

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  I reversed into the charging stall, right? It's the first one.

• 18:38Cameron Kennedy?

  A stall?

• 18:39Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I don't know what they're called, like, spot.

• 18:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Parking spot.

• 18:41Peyton Hardin?

  But you call them stalls.

• 18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no doors.

• 18:43Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 18:43Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no doors, no locks. Oh, it's a parking spot. It's, "I don't charge it. It's not an Evo one." Go. You look like Shane Gillis when you did that.

• 18:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so I reversed into the parking spot to charge my Tesla. I'm talking to CJ, my passenger. My passenger, Prince, says CJ. I'm talking to him. So, my eyes are over here, opening the door to the left. I press the button, I open the door. I go to take one step, and as I turn, I see something right there. It is a full rat, dead, with its head blown off. And my foot was hovering over. His eyes were loose, brain everywhere, skull matter everywhere. Somebody stomped that rat.

• 19:31Peyton Hardin?

  It was the biggest damn rat I have ever seen in my life.

• 19:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cam?

• 19:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you being serious?

• 19:40Peyton Hardin?

  CJ, did you not look over? It was a fat ass rat, exploded head. It's like the [BLEEP] got a hold of that rat. "Oh, I can't say that. No." What? That's what they did.

• 19:54Peyton Hardin?

  No. Okay. Super no. No.

• 19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we'll just mute it though.

• 19:59Peyton Hardin?

  We'll just mute it though. Okay.

• 20:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 20:01Peyton Hardin?

  And I didn't even tell you this CJ either. As I was like, I skipped past the rat to go plug in my car. You know there's that bush right there? There's a full chocolate cake laying there.

• 20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What the fuck was that?

• 20:15Peyton Hardin?

  There was a full chocolate cake, open, no box, just sitting there on the thing, turned sideways.

• 20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  In the same parking spot, right by the bush.

• 20:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was like right by the bush, right behind the parking spot.

• 20:22Cameron Kennedy?

  But same general location.

• 20:23Peyton Hardin?

  Same general locations. So then, I skipped back over the rat, I sit down, I look at my screen. Charger's not charging. Tesla charger's broken with the dead rat and the chocolate cake. So now I gotta skip back over the rat. I gotta unplug the charger, put it back, skip back over the rat, get in the car, find a new charger. I go three spots down. I reverse back into the spot. I say to CJ, "Hungry, I'm hungry."

• 20:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, "There's a mall right here CJ, let's go get foods." He says, "Okay, let's go get foods." Plug the charger up, charger's working. We walk into the mall. Right food court, that's where food's at in the mall. I see Louisiana Chicken Popeyes, everybody loves it. CJ goes, "You'll probably want that one." I said, "All right, bet." I said, "Careful." And so I go into the, I order the Popeyes, right? I order the Popeyes, "What do they sell at Popeyes?"

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Chicken.

• 21:12Peyton Hardin?

  "All right." I say, "Excuse me, I'll take three mild tenders, chicken." She goes, "We ran out." I said, "What are you selling?" "The fuck are you selling in here? What do y'all have, biscuits? What the fuck are we doing? Is this a biscuit store now? Shut down the industry. If you can't have chicken, the one thing that you sell, you don't have, shut it now.

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 21:30Peyton Hardin?

  Close the lights off, go home.

• 21:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Save the man hours, turn off the electricity, cut down on the bill.

• 21:34Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, "It'll be five minutes." And I said, "I'm late, but, all right."

• 21:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 21:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I text you, I said, "Sorry, bro."

• 21:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow.

• 21:42Peyton Hardin?

  And so, we get, five minutes later, I get the Popeyes chicken, right? Grab it, we're shuffling out of the mall. We go back to the charging station. Now, as you can see today, my mind is a little scattered, I'm not all the way there today. Right? So I see, the first black Tesla I see, I-

• 22:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The first black guy I saw. That's what I thought you was, I thought I was going.

• 22:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, that would be if your people said.

• 22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 22:07Peyton Hardin?

  Like if CJ was telling the story.

• 22:08Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ, yes, CJ, yes.

• 22:10Peyton Hardin?

  So, I, I, the first Tesla I see, looks like mine, I go up to it and I'm grabbing the charger out of, I'm in a rush. So I'm grabbing the thing, I'm trying to get it out, but it like, normally if your phone's connected, it'll just unlock. I'm grabbing this charger, that's not going, I'm looking at CJ, like, why aren't you getting in the car? I go CJ, is this not our car? He goes, no. I said, this whole.

• 22:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the thing about him, he will let you fail. Right in front of his eyes, he'll let you fail and then go, you should have known, I wouldn't have done it. That is you, to the T.

• 22:39Peyton Hardin?

  Look at him.

• 22:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Stupid little bouncing leg.

• 22:41Speaker 04

  I was walking up to the passenger side to get in, and I saw somebody sitting in the seat.

• 22:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Someone was in the car, and you let him try to take the charging port out, for ten tries.

• 22:54Speaker 04

  No, then I turned and then he's going, uh, and I go, not it, not it.

• 22:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Not it, and we're playing tag?

• 23:01Peyton Hardin?

  And they say, hey, let's go, let's go. So there's people in the Tesla that I was trying to get out, he didn't tell me. And so, I, I was, I panicked, I didn't plug it all the way back in, so they're, they're not charging anymore. They're in there, they're not charging, you gotta get out of your car and charge it.

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to fix my mistake on your car.

• 23:18Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm ducking, running back to my car, I unplug it, I drive off, now I'm here, the chicken was raw.

• 23:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, you were being for real? You had raw chicken?

• 23:27Peyton Hardin?

  They sell raw chicken at that Popeyes.

• 23:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, first off, Louisiana, the entire state, go to hell, for that, for what they did to my boyfriend, go to hell. Second, whoever, who, what was that, you twitched?

• 23:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's a topic I had.

• 23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 23:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's one of the things I wanted to say to you.

• 23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You ate raw chicken?

• 23:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, we're technically boyfriends.

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Yeah, friends that are guys.

• 23:54Peyton Hardin?

  So you agree?

• 23:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, isn't that crazy?

• 24:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Like.

• 24:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, like, I could walk up to people, introduce myself. This is my boyfriend, Cam. Like, who we start? Low-key, though, right?

• 24:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's pretty, bro, or, oh my god, we could also say partner. This is my partner.

• 24:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's offensive.

• 24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 24:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, because the people actually say that.

• 24:19Cameron Kennedy?

  We are a tandem. People actually say boyfriend, you moron.

• 24:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd venture to say more people say boyfriend than partner. You dummy? And the second thing I was gonna say, whoever killed that rat broke a charger, was eating cake, they were on acid in that, in that charging station. Someone was on serious, medical-grade drugs. If they had a chocolate cake, no case, no cover. They mushed a rat, and they broke a charger.

• 24:46Peyton Hardin?

  So we are boyfriends.

• 24:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That, we're boyfriends. We are boyfriends.

• 24:49Peyton Hardin?

  So, okay, deadass, can we make a pact right now to us and the people watching?

• 24:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No. You said we are. That's, there's some things that can live within you, and that's gotta be one of them. That, that doesn't need to be public. Are we friends that are males? Yes.

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  Boys.

• 25:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I have a wife?

• 25:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 25:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Is she my lover, my soul lover, my provider and protector?

• 25:09Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 25:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but the first two, she is. Now, the simple statement, that is my boyfriend.

• 25:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That is correct.

• 25:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 25:19Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't have to share that with everyone.

• 25:21Peyton Hardin?

  Why? What are you scared of?

• 25:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not scared of anything.

• 25:23Peyton Hardin?

  Then why can't you say it?

• 25:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, go, make your pact, make your pact, and I'll, I'll decide if I wanna agree.

• 25:28Peyton Hardin?

  So you came to Madison, okay.

• 25:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you low-blow, motherfucker, you stinky idiot, you weird bastard, but I love you so much.

• 25:37Peyton Hardin?

  So if you came to Madison Square Garden with me?

• 25:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 25:40Peyton Hardin?

  And we were, we had to watch Jon Jones fight, in the suite, and, like, Mark Zuckerberg's in the suite, and I go, "Hey, this is my boyfriend, Cam," you'd be upset?

• 25:49Cameron Kennedy?

  If we were talking to Mark, Mark Zuckerberg, yeah, I wouldn't let you, I would not let you say boyfriend.

• 25:54Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, next, okay.

• 25:55Cameron Kennedy?

  If we were talking to the security guard, Thomas.

• 25:57Peyton Hardin?

  But he's my boyfriend.

• 25:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 25:58Peyton Hardin?

  But that's not wrong, we are boyfriends.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, okay.

• 26:01Peyton Hardin?

  We're boyfriends.

• 26:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you even want, would you want to say, "You're my boyfriend," would you wanna say that to Mark Zuckerberg?

• 26:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Why, you freak?

• 26:08Peyton Hardin?

  What am I supposed to say?

• 26:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Honestly, just 'cause you say it that we're not boyfriends?

• 26:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then what am I supposed to say? Instead of saying, "This is my boyfriend," what am I supposed to say?

• 26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, this is my pal, Cam.

• 26:15Peyton Hardin?

  But we're more than that.

• 26:18Cameron Kennedy?

  This is my business partner Cameron.

• 26:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's all I am to you, is business partner?

• 26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, this is my best friend Cameron.

• 26:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 26:24Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, end it.

• 26:25Peyton Hardin?

  How many best friends do you have?

• 26:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't really have, I kinda stopped the whole best friend hierarchy thing. I mean, if I had to say, there'd be only be...

• 26:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so there's a couple?

• 26:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, well, there's a, there's...

• 26:39Peyton Hardin?

  There's a couple?

• 26:40Cameron Kennedy?

  There's two.

• 26:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Two.

• 26:41Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I don't, I wanna be one. And I wanna be your boyfriend.

• 26:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that what, boyfriend comes into play?

• 26:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 26:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, you can't say that to randoms though, you just can't.

• 26:49Peyton Hardin?

  Why Cam?

• 26:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you're not my [bleep] boy, I don't kiss you, you're not my boyfriend.

• 26:53Peyton Hardin?

  We have to kiss to be boyfriends?

• 26:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, unless we're in the 6th grade.

• 26:57Peyton Hardin?

  Are you a boy?

• 26:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 26:58Peyton Hardin?

  Are you my friend?

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Yes, damn it, I can't get out of this one.

• 27:03Peyton Hardin?

  So we're boyfriends?

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we're boyfriends, say, say to the world right now, look into Cameron's eyes.

• 27:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, you say it, I say it.

• 27:07Cameron Kennedy?

  We're boyfriends. That's my boyfriend.

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hold on, I understand.

• 27:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Hi, my name's Cameron, this is my boyfriend Peyton. The fact I did that on the internet's crazy.

• 27:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's not wrong!

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  My son is gonna see this in months.

• 27:16Peyton Hardin?

  He's gonna have boyfriends. He's gonna have boyfriends. I have boyfriends. He's my boyfriend.

• 27:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You his boyfriend, see? Mmm.

• 27:26Peyton Hardin?

  Liv's my girlfriend.

• 27:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He's speak, now that's fine.

• 27:28Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife is my girlfriend. No, I knew you were gonna do that, I knew you were gonna do that. Your wife, the mother of your children, is my girlfriend.

• 27:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she's not. She is your friend that is a girl.

• 27:39Peyton Hardin?

  That sounds more immature.

• 27:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Distinct difference. Sounds very thought out.

• 27:43Peyton Hardin?

  Your dad is my boyfriend.

• 27:46Peyton Hardin?

  Your dad's my friend, yes. Does he have a penis? He is my boyfriend.

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay.

• 27:54Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna go with a low blow.

• 27:55Peyton Hardin?

  Me ma, your grandma, that's my girlfriend.

• 27:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Love her. Your mom is my girlfriend.

• 27:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And your dad's my boyfriend.

• 28:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Mark would be a great boyfriend.

• 28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And we're in a trouble.

• 28:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, impressed?

• 28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That made it weird.

• 28:06Peyton Hardin?

  Now you say, now you're...

• 28:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That got too far.

• 28:08Peyton Hardin?

  Now you're saying my [bleep] my parents?

• 28:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That got too far, no, I didn't mean that.

• 28:11Peyton Hardin?

  See?

• 28:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god almighty, what, can I please, okay, you know how we were in Oklahoma this past week?

• 28:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 28:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I please tell you a story, you said parents. Dude, Liv's dad, you know Liv's dad?

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  I do know.

• 28:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He is hilarious, he's funny, he's an OG Papa T, shout out to you.

• 28:23Peyton Hardin?

  Shout out to you Papa T.

• 28:25Cameron Kennedy?

  We go to a restaurant, it's called Brick Town Brewery, you've been there?

• 28:27Peyton Hardin?

  I've been there.

• 28:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, it is basically, it's like a, it's like a better Chili's.

• 28:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's by the airport, right?

• 28:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there's a couple, it's not just one location, but the one you're talking about, yes. It's that, you spilled a lot.

• 28:39Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I venture to say you spilled more than you swallowed. You get...

• 28:46Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I was proving a point to my boyfriend.

• 28:50Cameron Kennedy?

  We go to Bricktown Brewery.

• 28:51Peyton Hardin?

  My boyfriend.

• 28:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, no, don't say, no, he'll be like, "Oh, [__] you mean..." So, we go to Bricktown Brewery. It's like an American restaurant for anyone that doesn't know. Are, did I say something weird?

• 29:01Peyton Hardin?

  You said brewery.

• 29:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Brewery. I can't, that's a hard word for me. Bricktown Brewery.

• 29:07Peyton Hardin?

  Say it?

• 29:08Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you say it?

• 29:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's a brewery.

• 29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Brewery?

• 29:11Peyton Hardin?

  A brew-ery.

• 29:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Brewery.

• 29:12Peyton Hardin?

  Brewery.

• 29:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Brewery.

• 29:14Peyton Hardin?

  See, now you're [__] up.

• 29:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Bricktown Brewery.

• 29:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 29:17Cameron Kennedy?

  God, that's bad. We went to Bricktown Brewery. It's an American restaurant. You order regular stuff, right? We go around the table. Liv's dad is last.

• 29:25Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 29:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv's sister, "Uh, I'm gonna just do the chicken tenders and share it with my daughter."

• 29:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 29:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay? Liv's sister. Don't wink at me.

• 29:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's my girlfriend.

• 29:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 29:34Peyton Hardin?

  That is my girlfriend.

• 29:35Cameron Kennedy?

  In a different sense for that one.

• 29:37Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 29:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, goes to Liv. "Oh, let me get the little shrimp Alfredo pasta comes to me. I'm feeling burger tonight. Let me get the burger, sweet potato fries." Right? We go around, normal ass food. It gets to her dad and he goes, "Let me get the meatloaf." He ordered meatloaf. Swear to God, in the restaurant, side of mashed potatoes and like, green beef. Okay?

• 29:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 29:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude leaves, walks away, puts the order in. This woman is walking behind us in a flowery blouse.

• 30:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's hot.

• 30:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 30:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 30:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it wasn't. Flowery blouse. "Hey, excuse me, can I get some more salt and lime for my beer? This is Liv's dad."

• 30:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 30:15Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "I'm sorry." He goes, "Oh, just some more salt and lime for the beer. Thank you so much." She goes, "What the [__]?"

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Random woman. She does not work there.

• 30:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God.

• 30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  He stopped a random woman.

• 30:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God.

• 30:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And said, "Hey, can you get me some more salt and lime for my beer, please? And thank you. I really appreciate it." Random ass woman, like-

• 30:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 30:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It's just normal as can be. And she literally goes, "What?" He's like, "So, from a, you have salt and lime for the beer?" "Honey, I don't work here." He goes, "Oh, I'm sorry about that, man. Have a good day." And she just walks right out.

• 30:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you skipped over the part. There's two things. Ordering meatloaf. Meatloaf.

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Criminal behavior.

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  Criminal.

• 30:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Criminal.

• 30:52Peyton Hardin?

  Even more criminal, a restaurant that sells meatloaf?

• 30:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I said the same thing. How do you, how do you have 20 beers on draft?

• 30:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And you sell loafs of meat?

• 31:01Peyton Hardin?

  What is meatloaf?

• 31:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Meatloaf is disgusting and it belongs in prisons and I stand by that. Why?

• 31:06Peyton Hardin?

  Your mom grew up, or you grew up where your mom made meatloaf?

• 31:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and I hate it, Lisa. And it's not because of you, Lisa, but meatloaf is ass. There's, it's, it's a block of meat. Does that even sound appetizing outside of steak?

• 31:18Peyton Hardin?

  Is there any regular food, like, okay, so you would say meatloaf is like a regular dinner food?

• 31:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, sure.

• 31:23Peyton Hardin?

  Like, it's a common dinner food. Is there any common dinner food that's worse than meatloaf?

• 31:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, okay, you, I don't know where your stance on it, yeah, you, you? Tater tot casserole. I think it's disgusting.

• 31:36Peyton Hardin?

  Shit.

• 31:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You like a tater tot casserole?

• 31:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, never had that, don't even know really what a casserole is.

• 31:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, you never, I've never even seen you eat a casserole.

• 31:43Peyton Hardin?

  But I love tater tots.

• 31:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, a tater tot casserole is like cheese, tater tots, putting this in a glass pan baked at about 450 for a certain amount of time.

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  And you don't like that?

• 31:54Cameron Kennedy?

  For dinner? No.

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  That's fantastic.

• 31:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not goo- a tater tot casserole, that's some shit you bring to a potluck.

• 32:01Peyton Hardin?

  Well, maybe.

• 32:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And you want me to make that for my family?

• 32:04Peyton Hardin?

  Well, maybe.

• 32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And put it on a dinner plate with a charger under it?

• 32:06Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe it's because I never had it, so I can't really speak on it. But you know what? A common dinner that I don't like?

• 32:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 32:11Peyton Hardin?

  Lasagna. I think, lasagna is a very hit or miss situation.

• 32:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Lasagna is hit as hell.

• 32:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, most of y'all miss.

• 32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Always hit.

• 32:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, most of lasagna is miss. If I'm not getting a corner piece of lasagna, I don't want it. Keep the dish. Sorry.

• 32:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, see, that's a, that's a first world problem and you're being a bougie bastard.

• 32:28Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, I wasn't.

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's break lasagna down. You like noodles? No, but we can look past that. You like meat? Of course you do. You like sauce?

• 32:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Of course you do. You like cheese?

• 32:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You like lasagna?

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't.

• 32:37Cameron Kennedy?

  75% of the dish you agree upon, 25% is the deal breaker, or is it fucking middle piece?

• 32:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, let me say, let me say, so it depends on how you make it, and a lot of y'all's pans smell like your cat. I'm not gonna lie, y'all need to stop laying your, your pets in your kitchen, because a lot of y'all's pans don't smell good. And that's why a lot of lasagna.

• 32:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Whose pans are you sniffing?

• 32:59Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just gonna-

• 33:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Kitchen cop?

• 33:01Peyton Hardin?

  Anytime somebody's got me a lasagna, I always smell the odor of your dish. And so I have a weird thing with lasagna. And I don't know if y'all lazy when y'all make lasagna, or y'all just got the government assisted lasagna, but the middle shouldn't be cold. I'm not gonna lie to you. A lot of the lasagna I eat, the middle's cold as hell, brother. Cook the full damn thing.

• 33:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Who is cooking? These gotta be women that are just, just trying to impress you and they've, and they've ne- Well, I'm sa- I'm saying, I didn't mean it like that. I'm saying, where are you eating this lasagna?

• 33:31Peyton Hardin?

  Friends' houses?

• 33:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Friends' houses? Let's go through that. Who?

• 33:36Peyton Hardin?

  Growing up.

• 33:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. Been a long time.

• 33:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 33:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so your friends have bad pans, they smell bad, they're dirty-

• 33:42Peyton Hardin?

  They smell like cats.

• 33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't cook good.

• 33:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, when you said cat, my grandma used to make chicken spaghetti. It looked like you took your neighborhood cat and threw it in a blender.

• 33:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that was very-

• 33:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 33:53Cameron Kennedy?

  But like the orange cats. It was like if you massacred Garfield. That's what the chicken-

• 33:57Peyton Hardin?

  What's wrong? Stop it.

• 33:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it was orange, but there was like-

• 33:59Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but stop it.

• 34:00Cameron Kennedy?

  She had black olives, looked like the eyeballs.

• 34:02Peyton Hardin?

  What was she making?

• 34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Chicken spaghetti.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  What's chicken spaghetti?

• 34:04Cameron Kennedy?

  She also made campfire donuts. It was really just like a poor donut.

• 34:07Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you're an advocate of lasagna. You got some good lasagna, y'all?

• 34:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Lasagna's fire as hell.

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 34:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Breadstick on the side, glass of Cabernet.

• 34:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, I've never had lasagna as a 21 and up.

• 34:17Cameron Kennedy?

  See-

• 34:17Peyton Hardin?

  I've only had lasagna's, high school was the last time I had lasagna. Or maybe at a cafeteria.

• 34:23Cameron Kennedy?

  The, the amount that you piss me off with your food takes, right? It is, it is, it's unbelievable, honestly.

• 34:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you are 25.

• 34:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, sir.

• 34:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And you only eat nice if we go to nice places and, and, and-

• 34:41Peyton Hardin?

  Where else am I supposed to eat nice?

• 34:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Do it on the daily.

• 34:43Peyton Hardin?

  Where?

• 34:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, substitute Freddy's, go to an Olive Garden.

• 34:47Peyton Hardin?

  Olive Garden's not nice.

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't, it's nicer than Freddy's.

• 34:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's really not. I, I think Freddy's is more expensive than Olive Garden.

• 34:54Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, it's not.

• 34:55Peyton Hardin?

  I think so.

• 34:56Cameron Kennedy?

  And Olive Garden gives you the upgrade to give the $6, you can take a meal home. It's really good when you have a parent getting home late from work. I used to do that for my father in high school.

• 35:04Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, $6 for a whole meal?

• 35:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'd go to Olive Garden with my youth group friend.

• 35:07Peyton Hardin?

  Olive Garden's cheaper than Freddy's.

• 35:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a, it's an add-on, it's an add-on. It's not just $6 for a thing about Freddy's.

• 35:13Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, Olive Garden is not that good. Can we talk about that? I think we were.

• 35:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Honest to God, growing up and maturing is realizing Olive Garden's kinda what.

• 35:21Peyton Hardin?

  We were yipped as a kid.

• 35:22Cameron Kennedy?

  We were.

• 35:22Peyton Hardin?

  Just because they gave you a shit ton of breadsticks and a lot of salad. What, name one dish from Olive Garden that you remember that was like, damn, that was fire.

• 35:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The Tour de France. The Tour de France is fire. My God, you've never had it. I'm talking to the kid again. Name one dish, I name it, he's like.

• 35:39Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't say hamburger.

• 35:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't know what you're talking about.

• 35:42Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I'd get full on the breadsticks and the, and the, and the, and the salad.

• 35:46Cameron Kennedy?

  To hell with what you just.

• 35:46Peyton Hardin?

  They would toss my salad in front of me. They would sit there and toss my salad.

• 35:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You were sitting there, no, a little more.

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  They were sitting there tossing my salad with my family next to me at Olive Garden. You ever got your salad tossed next to your family?

• 36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope, never got.

• 36:04Peyton Hardin?

  In a, in a French ambiance restaurant?

• 36:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not French, it's Olive Garden, it's Italian as Italian can be. You said no French restaurant, there's no beignets.

• 36:20Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that what you poop it? Where it shit in your ass?

• 36:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a bade, a bade.

• 36:26Peyton Hardin?

  What's a beignet?

• 36:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You just asked me on the internet, have you ever got your salad tossed next to your family in Olive Garden?

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  I got my, dude, you ever got a good, you ever found a good salad tosser at Olive Garden?

• 36:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 36:39Peyton Hardin?

  Would toss the shit out of my salad. The bottom would be at the top, the middle would be at the sides. Clean that whole bowl.

• 36:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's my favorite part, is getting my salad tossed at Olive Garden. It's the only reason I went. Like, and you would just leave feeling new.

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 37:01Peyton Hardin?

  And you would tip him real good, be like, that's for that salad tosser.

• 37:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you'd tip him?

• 37:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Yeah, he gotta tip him off you. If he tosses your salad, like, I need to text him again.

• 37:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm talking about tossing salad.

• 37:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know. Oh my god, I got so drunk the other night. I started, uh, I started, I was looking up trivia. And I'm a weirdo. Let's just start, let's just start there.

• 37:31Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, you're the guy at the party. You're like, oh dude, I'm wasted. Let's do Quizlet.

• 37:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, alright, let's start there. I literally got drunk the other night in Oklahoma. We were watching NBA. Uh, her dad was like, hey, you wanna drink? I was like, of course, cuz I'm kinda scared if I say no to you. I'm kidding. But we were sitting there drinking, the night goes on, and I'm feeling great. And at some point, I looked down at my phone. And there's the Texas Fun Facts on my phone. And I'm not a hundred percent sure how it got there, but I read the whole website.

• 38:04Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, so you were drunk when you discovered it, or the next morning you discovered it?

• 38:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I was, I was avid, I was actively drunk, and I don't remember looking up. I just remember playing Clash Royale.

• 38:14Peyton Hardin?

  And it was on there.

• 38:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I looked down, and instead of an evil royal giant, there's, "The Republic of Texas was founded in 1836." And I was like, alright, tell me about it. So I looked down, bro. I just have some stats for you. And I took a screenshot, and I want you, cuz you, you are a very non-gullible guy.

• 38:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, at all.

• 38:32Cameron Kennedy?

  When you read, when you hear these, you're gonna call bullshit on a couple of them.

• 38:36Peyton Hardin?

  You want me to try to debunk them?

• 38:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I just wanna see what you think, okay? Uh, the entire world population could fit inside Texas. Assuming the population density was the same of New York City, meaning twenty, twenty-seven thousand every per square mile.

• 38:51Peyton Hardin?

  What the f did you just?

• 38:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I'm like drunk now. I just fucked up.

• 38:56Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you just say?

• 38:57Cameron Kennedy?

  The entire world population, 7.8 billion with a B, could fit into the state of Texas. Assuming the population density is the same of New York City, which is twenty-seven thousand people per square mile. So you put twenty-seven thousand people in every mile, the whole world could fit in Texas.

• 39:16Peyton Hardin?

  Comfortably?

• 39:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they didn't say comfort.

• 39:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, I kinda believe it. I kinda believe, so if Texas were to wipe every building, oh my god, oh my god. I didn't know there was writing on my shoulder. I thought there was a bug. Deadass that scared me.

• 39:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You said there was a cow pillar?

• 39:29Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what it was. What'd you call it?

• 39:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm messing up, bro. The second Timothy. It's a great verse on your shoulder.

• 39:35Peyton Hardin?

  Nice. I think I have that tattoo.

• 39:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That is... What is that? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back to your sleep.

• 39:51Peyton Hardin?

  When'd that get there?

• 39:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What the? Why you?

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  What's happening?

• 40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  What are the odds of that?

• 40:05Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe they did that on purpose.

• 40:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What are the odds of that?

• 40:09Peyton Hardin?

  I think they did it on purpose.

• 40:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, okay.

• 40:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's a band shirt.

• 40:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but when they see your chest?

• 40:13Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 40:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally said you got second Timothy on your shoulders and I think I got a tattoo.

• 40:19Peyton Hardin?

  What a coincidence, huh? Hell of a coincidence.

• 40:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 40:23Peyton Hardin?

  But as I was saying, yes, if you were to wipe out all of Texas, like the buildings and stuff, and you just put a bunch of people like sardine together, I think it could happen. I believe that one.

• 40:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go. Um, El Paso is closer to the Pacific Ocean than it is to Texarkana, Texas.

• 40:40Peyton Hardin?

  I believe that. A hundred percent.

• 40:43Peyton Hardin?

  Texarkana is way up there. El Paso is way down here. In the oceans right there.

• 40:47Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a part of Texas, no, oh, no, no, no, past Los Angeles. There's a part of Texas-

• 40:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh damn.

• 40:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That would clear LA before it hits the other side of our own state.

• 40:57Peyton Hardin?

  That's insane.

• 40:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That's how big Texas is.

• 40:59Peyton Hardin?

  Texas is a big state.

• 41:00Cameron Kennedy?

  If Texas was its own country, it would be the fortieth largest out of the 193 in the world, bigger than every country in Europe.

• 41:07Peyton Hardin?

  I heard that, yep.

• 41:09Cameron Kennedy?

  King Ranch is the largest ranch in Texas. And in the entire United States at 1,200 square miles, it is bigger than the state of Rhode Island alone.

• 41:18Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, that's, that's right here, right? That's where they filmed Dallas.

• 41:21Cameron Kennedy?

  King Ranch. I believe so. Yeah.

• 41:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, can't be.

• 41:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. No, there's no way there's that much equity right here.

• 41:26Peyton Hardin?

  There's not, there's not Rhode Island up the street.

• 41:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Rhode Island can't be down the street that neighborhood.

• 41:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, Rhode Island is here.

• 41:31Cameron Kennedy?

  To all you Rhode Islanders, suck it.

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not gonna lie. We drove through that little weird ass part of the, of the country for tour. It was like Delaware, Hamp- New Jersey, Hampshire.

• 41:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Hampshire?

• 41:49Peyton Hardin?

  The one where Joe Biden's from.

• 41:50Cameron Kennedy?

  New Hampshire, not the old one, the new one.

• 41:54Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, Dominican Republic.

• 41:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Not, nope, nah.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  One of the little ones.

• 41:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that'd be Rhode Island.

• 41:59Peyton Hardin?

  Idaho.

• 41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 42:00Peyton Hardin?

  Nah. Tucson, Iowa.

• 42:02Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a Maine up there, and we didn't go to Maine.

• 42:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, we did.

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  We did not go to Maine.

• 42:06Peyton Hardin?

  You had to go to Maine to get to DC. CJ, you weren't there.

• 42:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Maine's the highest point of our country. Maine's up there. We did not go to Maine.

• 42:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, anyway, we were driving through there, right? And we would drive through these whole states in like 30 minutes. I'd be like, let's knock it down. Let's knock this whole thing down.

• 42:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, make them one. Call it the new Eastern State.

• 42:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think a lot of those are pointless. Love y'all, though. Thank you. We'll see y'all in October, but...

• 42:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, we have a barn, we have a barn bigger than y'all, bitch.

• 42:29Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm. Okay, wait, can I say something real quick? And I do like these facts, but I'm...

• 42:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm sorry.

• 42:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, keep going.

• 42:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, go. I'm saying I'm sorry.

• 42:38Peyton Hardin?

  For what?

• 42:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Me.

• 42:39Peyton Hardin?

  Doing what?

• 42:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Never mind. I thought that was going a different place. Continue.

• 42:43Peyton Hardin?

  No. Oh, that's what that does.

• 42:46Peyton Hardin?

  I can sit up now. No, I want to be lower.

• 43:01Peyton Hardin?

  Shoot.

• 43:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I need to go back home. Yeah, no, you need to go home, home.

• 43:08Peyton Hardin?

  It really pissed the piss out of me.

• 43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you're sweating, you're crying.

• 43:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 43:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Get to what you needed to say.

• 43:14Peyton Hardin?

  I've been hallucinating when I wake up. It's dead ass I've been happening. It happened. It's been happening a lot. It started at Kane's house.

• 43:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to continue, but just know that I was gonna tell you that I hallucinated this weekend.

• 43:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Damn you. Go, go for it.

• 43:38Peyton Hardin?

  Dead ass.

• 43:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for yours first.

• 43:39Peyton Hardin?

  So it started, we were in Tennessee, we were staying at Kane Brown's house. So I was sleeping, right? And we're all in that same room.

• 43:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 43:47Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 43:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we were.

• 43:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 43:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Then what?

• 43:53Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "Oh," not "no."

• 43:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh.

• 43:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 43:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 43:59Peyton Hardin?

  So I was sleeping, and I always wake up in the middle of my sleep. I never get a good night's rest.

• 44:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 44:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm tired.

• 44:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That's troublesome already.

• 44:07Peyton Hardin?

  And so, the first night, you know I was facing y'all's bunks, right? Everybody's bunks is over here. And there's a lot in that room. There's so much happening in that room. A lot of things standing and sitting.

• 44:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure? There's three people dead asleep.

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  So I woke up, I woke up at like 4:45, and I looked, and I could've sworn I saw a horse head standing over your bed. I swear to God. And I literally was like this. And normally, you know, you could blink and like go like that and it would go away. I kept going, and it was still there, and I was like, "There's a horse in here." And I was going like this, and I was scooting back on the bed. And then I like, literally started like moving outside the bed, and then I think it was just the pole and someone was hanging off of it. And it did look like a horse, so I said, "I'm not crazy about that." But then, two nights ago, I woke up to a little girl at the end of my bed. Swear to God.

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 44:56Peyton Hardin?

  Swear to God, you know that tree I put in my, in my, in my room?

• 44:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Tree room? You have a tree in your?

• 45:01Peyton Hardin?

  The plant.

• 45:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, the plant, okay.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, different. So I woke up at 5:45.

• 45:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Seeing shit now?

• 45:07Peyton Hardin?

  You're in shit. I woke up at 5:45, right? I wake up, and right there, and the tree's there, and it literally looked like a little girl with long hair, and she was like looking at me. And I was like, I started going like that, and I jumped back, and I kept doing like this, but I wore my contacts for three weeks straight, so I couldn't really like wipe my eyes to make it go away. And so this little ass girl, I'm gonna shit her ass, like she was right there, but and then it was just a tree.

• 45:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You're seeing girls in horse heads?

• 45:37Peyton Hardin?

  I, I'm really scared to wake up.

• 45:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Al Capone? Who are you?

• 45:40Peyton Hardin?

  What'd he do?

• 45:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're see-

• 45:42Peyton Hardin?

  Prohibition, right. Mobster.

• 45:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 45:46Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I've heard.

• 45:46Cameron Kennedy?

  The mob, though.

• 45:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You're seeing, what are you gonna see, money next?

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe that's what the rat was. They were sending me a message.

• 45:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you're being followed.

• 45:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. I don't care if they do. Take me.

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't say that.

• 45:57Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 45:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't say that. We all care. We don't want you to go.

• 46:00Peyton Hardin?

  Me neither.

• 46:00Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't want you to go. Say, "I don't wanna go."

• 46:02Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna go unless they take me to Miami or Columbia.

• 46:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Say it with some bass. I don't wanna go.

• 46:05Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna go. Unless they take me to Miami or Columbia, that'd be pretty fun.

• 46:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that wouldn't. You'd be, your head would be bagged, you'd be in the back of like a Ford Focus, and you wake up in the desert. Butt ass naked.

• 46:16Peyton Hardin?

  Who do you think would do better if we got kidnapped?

• 46:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent me.

• 46:19Peyton Hardin?

  I think they would like me more.

• 46:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent. They would like you because you'd be easy as shit.

• 46:23Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean I'd be easy?

• 46:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You, first off, one of your biggest fears is being kidnapped.

• 46:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 46:29Cameron Kennedy?

  They're gonna have to [bleep] me up to get me in that car. That's all I'm gonna say. I'm giving every ounce

• 46:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 46:35Cameron Kennedy?

  of energy, of fight that I've ever had in my body. It has all been saved for this one moment, because I'm a passive guy. It has all been saved for this. There's no, you have to tase me, shoot me, tranquilize me for me to even get in that car.

• 46:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but say you're already, they got you.

• 46:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You would just be like, you'd literally be like, "Help!" And they'd just stuff your ass in the car. "Wait, help!" And they'd just take you and toss you in the trunk. And then you'd just be sitting there. I'd be, the muffler would fall off on the interstate. I'd literally be going

• 47:04Cameron Kennedy?

  banging on.

• 47:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you, so you wouldn't

• 47:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not going out.

• 47:07Peyton Hardin?

  You wouldn't do well being kidnapped. They'd take you out. They'd be like, "He's too much of a problem."

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 47:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna be that much of a prob- I wanna be alive. I'm gonna learn what you want. You want money? You want my parents? Take them.

• 47:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, if, first off, wow. Hope y'all heard that. Hey, if they're kidnapping you, you need to be alive. That's kinda the reason of kidnapping.

• 47:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, but if you're causing a scene, like you breaking their muffler, they're gonna be like, "Oh, he's better off gone. Pow pow."

• 47:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And then they go pow pow from their boss. Pow pow. You don't kidnap someone just to kill them. You kidnap them because you need information, so.

• 47:39Peyton Hardin?

  But maybe you were just a pawn in their game. You're not the highest

• 47:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Pawn in their game.

• 47:43Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe they needed you to get somebody else, but they could still get to somebody else going through you.

• 47:46Cameron Kennedy?

  The only person they could get through that's higher than me through me is you. So they'd kill me to get you.

• 47:50Peyton Hardin?

  What did they want in Mama Liv?

• 47:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Mama Liv. What do they want from her? Gripeing?

• 47:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What do they want from her? Decorations and complaints?

• 48:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding, babe, I love you.

• 48:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 48:02Peyton Hardin?

  But no.

• 48:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you would

• 48:04Peyton Hardin?

  Secret recipe.

• 48:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You would suck. Oh, Mark would kill them all.

• 48:08Peyton Hardin?

  Mark could get rid of them. I would suck.

• 48:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You defend your, no, no, you tell me why I would be worse and I'm gonna tell you.

• 48:14Peyton Hardin?

  You, okay, I would be better because I would comply. I would say, yes, sir, no, sir, yes, ma'am, no, ma'am. I'm listening. See, you are, you have the control. I am bonded like now bondage.

• 48:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you.

• 48:26Peyton Hardin?

  Not the kind that I like.

• 48:29Peyton Hardin?

  This is not sanctioned in the bedroom. I don't want to do this in the back of a van.

• 48:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Red glowing lights.

• 48:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. So I'm tied up in the back of this van. Look, I'm tied. They got me. There's not much I can do at this point. I'm gonna just listen to you, right? And so exactly, if I'm just screaming, causing a scene, it's taking energy away from me. I don't know when the next time I'm getting food or water is. Let me conserve. I'm becoming fasted. I'm fasting myself, holistic energy. And so now, because now I don't know how long they're gonna have me. I can just get my power from the sun. Like, that's all I can use now. They're not gonna feed me sunflower seeds, right? So I'm tied up in the back of their van, right? All tight and stuff. And I'm just like, I pray they don't want my butt. So that's all I'm worried about. Just don't get my butt.

• 49:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And so take my butt. You can't have my butt.

• 49:12Peyton Hardin?

  And I get a little carsick, so I might ask them for a tongue.

• 49:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you might vomit. Hey, you got some antacids? Hey, you got a Xantac? Shut the fuck up!

• 49:21Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'll just like, I'll just like chill. Like, I'm not gonna cause a problem. They're gonna be like, wow. This is like, I'd be like a good baby. Like, I'd be like, it doesn't cry much, doesn't really wake us up in the middle of the night.

• 49:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's opposite. I think when you become scared, you become jitterish. When you become jitterish, you speak.

• 49:40Peyton Hardin?

  I do.

• 49:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So.

• 49:43Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 49:44Cameron Kennedy?

  There's just so much conviction you went, I do, I do. So scared leads to jitters. Jitters leads to speaking. Speaking leads to annoyance.

• 49:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 49:52Cameron Kennedy?

  So they're gonna have you bounded in a chair, butt naked, shriveled penis, eyes, one of them black, the other one covered. You're gonna be sitting there, naked, alone, afraid.

• 50:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 50:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you're gonna be so jittery and anxious, you're gonna start speaking, but you have no clue what the room even looks like, so you're just gonna ask random things. Hey, has John seen a one yet? Do you mind turning on the game? And then they're gonna become very annoyed with you. You're gonna try to crack a couple of jokes. Hey, I got money. I know a couple of people. I can get what you need. But then they're gonna hate you. You think they're gonna. They're gonna love you, they're gonna hate you.

• 50:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, see you say.

• 50:21Cameron Kennedy?

  They're gonna respect my game. They're gonna respect the craft of being kidnapped.

• 50:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're gonna be tired of you kicking them.

• 50:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not going out. I'm going, I'm going for it.

• 50:28Peyton Hardin?

  They're gonna be tired of you kicking them around and trying to fight when they know you're gonna lose and they're just gonna use all their taser juice on you.

• 50:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 50:34Peyton Hardin?

  And you know you don't know me because I'm not gonna talk. If I'm around people I don't know, I'm silent. I don't care how nervous I am.

• 50:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Not when you're butt naked and blindfolded.

• 50:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be like.

• 50:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And you can smell like a, like a, like a branding iron in the background.

• 50:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'll just like this. Impressive? No?

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  Is it what you thought?

• 50:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You go. Wait, where, where is it?

• 50:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a big fear of mine.

• 50:53Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, exactly. And I'm not even afraid of, I, let me, okay. Like I kidnapped to be terrifying.

• 50:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:59Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm not going out. And the fact that I am fighting so much is gonna give me longevity on the back end. Cause they know, what are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? My lazy eye?

• 51:09Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 51:09Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you laughing at?

• 51:10Peyton Hardin?

  You can headbutt this shit out of someone.

• 51:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I would, I would.

• 51:13Peyton Hardin?

  What the fuck?

• 51:15Cameron Kennedy?

  They just pass out. I'm like, no, wait, at least just let me shut my.

• 51:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Right here to their nose. Now he's bleeding, leaking. I take the toothpick that I always carry. I undo my handcuffs. They're, they're down here. I go.

• 51:28Peyton Hardin?

  Are they referring to your chippie bits as the toothpick?

• 51:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I go.

• 51:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding. I go.

• 51:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, um. Oh my God, you get sexual when you're tired.

• 51:43Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 51:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You get sexually deprived when you are sleeping.

• 51:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You, when I, we're not, yes or no? Oh, your ass is in the hot seat, brother. Go ahead and put that little bubble cap on.

• 51:58Peyton Hardin?

  Why did he just say it?

• 51:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause he knows it. He knows it. Yes or? Oh, shut up. Yes or no? When I call you late at night and you're tired, tired. Yes or no? Do you show me sacred areas of your body? With, with.

• 52:14Peyton Hardin?

  That's not fair.

• 52:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Without asking.

• 52:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's not fair.

• 52:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Without asking.

• 52:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's cause.

• 52:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Without hinting toward.

• 52:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's cause of the reaction.

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you like it a little bit.

• 52:20Peyton Hardin?

  You do it first. No.

• 52:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You willingly and openly show me your body. Stop! Stop. That was a hell of an echo. Stop.

• 52:31Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry.

• 52:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What, you get sexual when you're tired.

• 52:33Peyton Hardin?

  Tired.

• 52:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like you yawn and you get a bit of an erection.

• 52:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's because.

• 52:37Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, they're, they're one and one.

• 52:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's because you're boring on the phone and I gotta like.

• 52:43Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta make this fun for somebody. So I just show you my naked body. You know, like when you go like this to a kid? And they laugh. It's like when I show you my [BLEEP].

• 52:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Wah!"

• 52:56Peyton Hardin?

  And you go, "Ooh."

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no. But we need to fix that.

• 53:00Peyton Hardin?

  Do you not, okay, would you rather me never show you my naked body again or never FaceTime me again? Answer it. Shut the hell up then, thanks.

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I like FaceTiming you. Not for that, but I like FaceTiming you. I like it. Can we play a game?

• 53:12Peyton Hardin?

  I love games.

• 53:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you love games?

• 53:13Peyton Hardin?

  I love games.

• 53:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You love games?

• 53:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 53:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You love the one game?

• 53:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Which game are we playing?

• 53:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate you. We're gonna play a game called the adjective game.

• 53:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Oh my god, we did that on Patreon.

• 53:23Cameron Kennedy?

  We did this on Patreon, but now it's just you and me.

• 53:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, just me and you. Thank god, right?

• 53:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, so we played this on Patreon. That was already out, it was with our whole crew. And we used, we used a lot of nice words.

• 53:41Peyton Hardin?

  We did.

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Till the very end.

• 53:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 53:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Complete opposite game today.

• 53:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 53:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It's you versus me, me versus you. Complete negative adjectives.

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so you're gonna read an adjective, right?

• 53:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. I am reading an adjective. I'm gonna say three, two, one. And we say, if it better fits you or me.

• 53:57Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, bet. I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna win. Is there a winner?

• 54:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, there could, yeah, yeah.

• 54:02Peyton Hardin?

  Whoever cries last?

• 54:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, whoever, whoever goes home with any dignity, they won.

• 54:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I don't have any.

• 54:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, I'm already, I'm already running low too. Here we go. Brainless. Brainless. Three, two, one, Cam.

• 54:16Peyton Hardin?

  You're [BLEEP]. Okay, no, no, no, no, let me explain it.

• 54:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You are absolutely maddening.

• 54:20Peyton Hardin?

  Internet perspective, they're gonna think me. Because they, they, the clips get twisted and they take me out of context, they don't know me. If they knew you, they would call you brainless.

• 54:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot.

• 54:30Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you are, you are a airhead on a day-to-day basis.

• 54:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 54:33Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you are like a four-year-old in a 34-year-old's body.

• 54:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Sometimes, I'm not 34, first off. And sometimes you are completely absent from yourself.

• 54:42Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever I'm going through depression.

• 54:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no. There could be normal things and you're just like, "Ah."

• 54:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not. Name one. When I'm anxious, I lose control of my hands and feet. That's fine. Who cares? So what? Don't eat them.

• 54:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You do. That's not even what I'm talking about. You can be brainless sometimes. Like you will just completely forget things. You will misplay. How many times has he lost his phone, his wallet, anything? I don't know where I put it. Did he? It was right here. It's gotta be here somewhere. Let me check the inside cameras on my vehicle.

• 55:13Peyton Hardin?

  Because I have to take care of y'all all the time.

• 55:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, that has nothing to do with us. That has nothing to do with me. You lose your own shit. Okay, this is Cam 99% of the time. Dude, the new skeleton army. That's not brainless. Somebody's talking to him for 30 seconds, 30 minutes, trying to get his attention? Cam, Cam. No, dude, I like your... Cam, dude, what? I've been talking to you. No, you haven't, dude. I've been playing. Sorry. Give me 10 seconds of my life.

• 55:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Is anybody else hungry?

• 55:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's Cam.

• 55:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay. Here's Peyton. Here's Peyton. Hey, P.

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  P.

• 56:02Cameron Kennedy?

  P.

• 56:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, P.

• 56:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, Peyton. Wait, you need, you need something, bro? Oh, I was just calling your name for about a minute. Oh, sorry. Fuck you.

• 56:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That's you. You, bro, I will, I will at least be playing a game. You will literally just not fucking love someone else. And you don't care enough to be responsive. That kills me. And then, oh, hey, I was supposed to be, I was supposed to be there 10 minutes ago. I can't find my wallet. It'll take me like five minutes. One hour later. Dude, I don't know where the fuck my wallet is, man. I think you have it. I'm like, how the fuck do I have your wallet? I never have your wallet. Put it in the same spot every time, you idiot. He always leaves that shit and then blames somebody else.

• 56:59Cameron Kennedy?

  He always blames somebody else for crying. Alright, brainless, brainless CJ, do you have a, you can be either the tiebreaker or it'll be a tie. Tiebreaker would be a tie. And it's fine, you, we both, do we agree that he has an honest, that he can speak on? Alright, go. 3, 2, 1. Alright, here we go, brainless.

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, I'mma lose this, I'mma lose this second one. That was so funny.

• 57:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I'mma lose the second one.

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what is it?

• 57:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, boring. 3, 2, 1, pain. No, I'm just kidding, it's me. It's me.

• 57:36Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I had my first piece of sugar when I was 33, dude. Dude, I haven't walked outside of my own since I was 17. It's like, dude, I wasn't allowed to watch Charlie Perry movies till I was in college. Are you kidding me?

• 57:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, okay, even though I voted me, you have a case for boring too sometimes. Sometimes I call you and this, he's so, he's, he's so engulfed in doing nothing that he gets mad at someone else for it. I go, hey, bro, what's up? You were like, what do you want? Like, you won't even share with me what you're doing. I'm like, what are you doing right now? You go, what the fuck do you want, Cam? What do you want from me? And I'm like, bro, what are you doing? And you just go, alright, bro, I'm literally about to hang up. It's like, you're, you're doing so much of nothing that you're like embarrassed to say it or something.

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's not that, it's I just wanna be in doing nothing. I feel that. That photo is doing something, so I'm just like, let me go back to my nothing.

• 58:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel that.

• 58:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's like I'm checked out of the world, like I forget I'm on Earth.

• 58:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But those are the best times.

• 58:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's the best, that's why I wanna be in it.

• 58:37Cameron Kennedy?

  When you're so checked out. Okay, here we go.

• 58:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's so funny.

• 58:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 58:41Peyton Hardin?

  You make me sound like an asshole.

• 58:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I'm not making anything up! But it's all out of love, it's all out of love.

• 58:47Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, I don't do it to anybody else but Cam and CJ.

• 58:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all out of love, okay.

• 58:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit.

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, next one, ready?

• 58:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 58:54Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, so it's 1-1.

• 58:56Peyton Hardin?

  I think so, yeah.

• 58:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I want the first one, you want the second one, here we go, 1-1.

• 58:58Peyton Hardin?

  This is the funniest game.

• 59:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Next one. The word is heartless. Three, two, one, Peyton. You're heartless. You are absolutely criminally cold.

• 59:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's you. It's dead as you.

• 59:13Cameron Kennedy?

  How would God screen Earth? I have literally, I have been nicknamed Saint Vincent.

• 59:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:17Cameron Kennedy?

  They, I am a very warm man.

• 59:19Peyton Hardin?

  You are, you are, but you lack empathy. You do lack empathy for strangers.

• 59:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that's because I don't know. But if I know you, if, okay, if I don't know you, I still love you.

• 59:29Peyton Hardin?

  You're heartless to strangers.

• 59:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, I make, and you're heartless to the ones you love.

• 59:32Peyton Hardin?

  How much heart is worse?

• 59:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You'll literally be like, fuck. No, okay, not gonna say the story because I can't, but you know, if something, if someone crosses you, instead of the biblical way we were instructed to do, forgive, appreciate, and love thy neighbor as thyself, you will be like, I hope they absolutely fly off of a bridge in a Dodge Durango, and their car explodes, and then, like, you can get.

• 59:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's not heartless.

• 59:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You can get, what is it? It's not heartfelt.

• 1:00:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, if they did something to me, they deserve something back to them.

• 1:00:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't always have to get your retribution. No, that's, that is the bigger thing, like Uncle Ben.

• 1:00:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Who are you? With great responsibility.

• 1:00:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. What are you talking about? I'm not heartless. No, Cam, you are heartless. No, Cam, Cam.

• 1:00:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You are heartless sometimes.

• 1:00:20Peyton Hardin?

  When you and Ryan get together in a public setting, and you see somebody.

• 1:00:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, I've already.

• 1:00:27Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe not particularly.

• 1:00:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I've already admitted, that's bad. It is my natural comedic bone. If there's a quick joke, if there's low hanging fruit, hey, I'm hungry. I'm a big back, I'm grabbing the fruit.

• 1:00:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cam is, Cam is more heartless, because he'll just, he'll dog on a stranger. As to the friends, he'll say it.

• 1:00:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You act like you don't think the same thing in your head.

• 1:00:44Peyton Hardin?

  I think it.

• 1:00:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So then we're not better?

• 1:00:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I am. Because I have the heart to not say it, and I'll be like, God forgive me for these thoughts. You'll be like, look at that.

• 1:00:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't. No, I don't. I, I really do need to stop that, and the best part is, if you know me, and you actually know me, you know I mean no harm by it.

• 1:00:59Peyton Hardin?

  He cracks jokes with friends.

• 1:01:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I just crack jokes constantly, but I need to stop.

• 1:01:02Peyton Hardin?

  I think I won that, to be honest. You thought you were gonna win that.

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'll give that. You're up two, one.

• 1:01:05Peyton Hardin?

  Just because somebody crosses me, they, they are gonna get their curmudgeons.

• 1:01:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that's still not a word. Next word, here we go. Grouchy.

• 1:01:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Three, two, one. Peyton, absolute, absolutely, unequivocally grouchy as you.

• 1:01:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, name sometimes I've been grouchy.

• 1:01:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Every f**k day, every day.

• 1:01:26Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 1:01:27Cameron Kennedy?

  If, oh my god, if the slightest inconvenience goes wrong, you are pissed. You're, you're ready to box, you're ready to curse someone.

• 1:01:36Peyton Hardin?

  When?

• 1:01:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You can get grouchy.

• 1:01:37Peyton Hardin?

  Name an example.

• 1:01:39Cameron Kennedy?

  If something wrong here happens, if something wrong at the house happens.

• 1:01:42Peyton Hardin?

  Name something.

• 1:01:43Cameron Kennedy?

  If some, if a small inconvenience, if I, if I show up, oh my god, if I show up to a TikTok live that didn't have a set time, he didn't say, "We're on at 11:05," he just said, "Hey, I'm getting on now." And I show up at 11:05, 11:06, "Oh, look who's late again! Give it up for Cam, big late, big back fat back late idiot, here he is, big late idiot." Those here, if something goes wrong, if, if...

• 1:02:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think I'm that grouchy. I think, I think if I'm prompted to be upset at something, I get upset.

• 1:02:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I would agree with that, but I think it happens.

• 1:02:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it happens often, so...

• 1:02:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, if Liv was here...

• 1:02:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, you didn't have a single point against me, so I think we win.

• 1:02:31Peyton Hardin?

  Mmm, you're lucky Liv's not here.

• 1:02:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I win. What would Liv say?

• 1:02:35Peyton Hardin?

  You, cuz she do say, she, ooh, I do declare, she does say...

• 1:02:40Cameron Kennedy?

  One left, gotta go.

• 1:02:41Peyton Hardin?

  She does say you are grouchy, you do get grouchy sometimes.

• 1:02:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Very rarely.

• 1:02:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's actually not too rare. It's whenever, cuz you're thing.

• 1:02:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:48Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever it's not like something doesn't go how you think, you're just like, you lose it.

• 1:02:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I do, and I admit to that fully.

• 1:02:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I...

• 1:02:55Peyton Hardin?

  So, and that happens more than what I have.

• 1:02:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell no.

• 1:02:58Peyton Hardin?

  Well, if y'all didn't mess up, I wouldn't be...

• 1:03:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you nuts? See, right there deflecting, okay, grouchy, me, that's two to two, right?

• 1:03:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Right?

• 1:03:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:03:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it was two to one. It was two to one. No, I won the first one, you won two in a row.

• 1:03:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:03:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And I won that one two to two.

• 1:03:14Peyton Hardin?

  Last one, tiebreaker, here we go.

• 1:03:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:16Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm joking.

• 1:03:17Cameron Kennedy?

  We're all joking, we love each other. Alright, last word. Who is more ghoulish? Like a ghoul.

• 1:03:26Peyton Hardin?

  What's a ghoul, like a goblin?

• 1:03:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a ghoul, like a goblin, like a creep.

• 1:03:29Peyton Hardin?

  Like who's in the word nasty?

• 1:03:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Like an orc.

• 1:03:31Peyton Hardin?

  Like who's more nasty?

• 1:03:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Just nasty, weird, freaky.

• 1:03:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, who's more nasty? Three, two, one.

• 1:03:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You. 100%.

• 1:03:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, don't take podcast jokes.

• 1:03:40Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no shot, I'm not taking podcasts.

• 1:03:42Peyton Hardin?

  You're taking podcast jokes?

• 1:03:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm taking real life.

• 1:03:44Peyton Hardin?

  I know.

• 1:03:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Real life.

• 1:03:46Peyton Hardin?

  What do I do in real life?

• 1:03:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you do in real life? You are an absolute goblin.

• 1:03:50Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 1:03:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You sleep with knives in your bed.

• 1:03:52Peyton Hardin?

  It's not creepy, you're gross.

• 1:03:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You eat burgers on your own chest, you scratch your genitalia and you'll be like, dude, my breath smells like Pico de Gallo in Love Making. And you say shit like that. You are a goblin.

• 1:04:02Peyton Hardin?

  Cam.

• 1:04:03Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no doubt in my mind.

• 1:04:04Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you're a goblin. Cam, you take pictures of your fecal matter and send it in group chats with your friends.

• 1:04:09Cameron Kennedy?

  There's more people that do that than don't.

• 1:04:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's not. No, there is not.

• 1:04:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's just considered gross, that's not goblin, that's a weird.

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  You said gross, nasty, that's gross, nasty.

• 1:04:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's gross.

• 1:04:19Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that? Cam, you snot rocket in public on people.

• 1:04:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, my god.

• 1:04:24Peyton Hardin?

  You get to do it, you hit people, you have no manners.

• 1:04:26Cameron Kennedy?

  He does not hit people.

• 1:04:27Peyton Hardin?

  You spit everywhere.

• 1:04:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I do it in a napkin.

• 1:04:29Peyton Hardin?

  You spit everywhere.

• 1:04:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I spit on concrete, I do that in a napkin.

• 1:04:31Peyton Hardin?

  Cam doesn't wash his hands! Let's it, that's it, you don't wash your hands?

• 1:04:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I do.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  You don't, you don't check out if you're done wiping, you're walking around mud butt 24/7, that's why you're always buying new drawers.

• 1:04:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You buy new drawers? You, instead of doing laundry, he buys new clothes!

• 1:04:45Peyton Hardin?

  Because my laundry machine doesn't work.

• 1:04:47Cameron Kennedy?

  They have places for that called the laundromat!

• 1:04:50Peyton Hardin?

  Kidding me?

• 1:04:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh! You ghoul?

• 1:04:54Peyton Hardin?

  You think I'm gonna leave? I have expensive clothes, I'm not gonna leave that in a laundry bin.

• 1:04:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You have expensive clothes, but you have seven months' worth of food in your house! Trash, everywhere! Ghoul! Oh, my god.

• 1:05:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's CJ.

• 1:05:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So you were CIA spotless before Rap Boy came? Holy shit, you were spotless before he came?

• 1:05:12Peyton Hardin?

  Like a spotless monkey.

• 1:05:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What are all those, what are all those weird stains that pop up on your wall with blacklight? What are those?

• 1:05:17Peyton Hardin?

  That is not, that's not me, you know what that's from, you know what those stains are from. That's not my stains, Cam, you know those stains. Not my stains.

• 1:05:23Cameron Kennedy?

  They're, mm.

• 1:05:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's not my stains.

• 1:05:25Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a reason for it.

• 1:05:26Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, who washes their hands more than you?

• 1:05:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Me.

• 1:05:29Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you peek your nose.

• 1:05:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause if there's a booger.

• 1:05:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's gross.

• 1:05:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What am I supposed to do?

• 1:05:34Peyton Hardin?

  Just get a napkin, a tissue, like an adult, like you were taught in preschool, Kleenex.

• 1:05:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I wasn't taught that, but if I peek it, I get rid of it on a napkin.

• 1:05:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, you don't.

• 1:05:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I do.

• 1:05:42Peyton Hardin?

  I remember the side of Rhonda.

• 1:05:44Cameron Kennedy?

  What if I fold it up and put it in my pocket and save it for later? What do you mean? No, I don't.

• 1:05:47Peyton Hardin?

  I remember the side.

• 1:05:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Where I let it crust on my finger?

• 1:05:49Peyton Hardin?

  I remember the side of Rhonda. I remember her.

• 1:05:51Cameron Kennedy?

  The side of Rhonda.

• 1:05:52Peyton Hardin?

  Gross.

• 1:05:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Thus, so first off, you were in my passenger seat. How the fuck are my boogers over there?

• 1:05:58Peyton Hardin?

  I've never driven.

• 1:05:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Where am I going?

• 1:05:59Peyton Hardin?

  I've never driven your car.

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you talking about? If there was boogers and shit in my passenger, no one spent more time in the passenger than you. You creepy goblin ghoul.

• 1:06:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's you. You, I've never driven your car.

• 1:06:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You get erections around me.

• 1:06:18Cameron Kennedy?

  In your red basketball shorts. When we were roommates. And you opened the door.

• 1:06:23Peyton Hardin?

  That was not because of you.

• 1:06:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I knocked and you opened the door.

• 1:06:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, Cam, you're a creep.

• 1:06:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw something that I didn't.

• 1:06:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, we can say the story.

• 1:06:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw something I was not supposed to see that day.

• 1:06:31Peyton Hardin?

  We can see that story. We can say that story.

• 1:06:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean?

• 1:06:34Peyton Hardin?

  I was talking to that girl.

• 1:06:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Peyton Hardin?

  And she stayed in that room for like a week. You knew she was in there.

• 1:06:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I had to use my bathroom. You had the bathroom in your room. All I had was Black Ops 4 and my hats that I had on the wall using thumbtacks. I had my Turtle Beach headset on. I was playing the game. I got up, I had to pee, and little did I know, somebody rocking knocking the boots and you answered the door bricked up with shorts on and no undies. And that is your fault, not mine. You could say, hey, bro, go downstairs. You could have given me a warning. You just said, what's up? And I said, ah!

• 1:07:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's because I thought. No, it's not my fault, because you knew she didn't live in that campus, so she would only come on those weekends, and you know what happened on the weekends. We didn't see each other. We missed each other.

• 1:07:22Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm not allowed to piss?

• 1:07:24Peyton Hardin?

  You go downstairs.

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What if I had to brush my teeth? Use some deodorant. I lose my human right.

• 1:07:32Peyton Hardin?

  Be a dog.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I use my human rights because you're being a dog.

• 1:07:37Peyton Hardin?

  You're supposed to be a dog in your college.

• 1:07:38Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you, knocking boots 10 hours a day? They're supposed to be quick sessions and get her out. I'm kidding, that's bad. It's supposed to be.

• 1:07:48Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you lived in that room with us, Cam.

• 1:07:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's supposed to be.

• 1:07:50Peyton Hardin?

  You have pictures when they're in that room.

• 1:07:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It's supposed to be a little bit of sex, a little bit of Netflix. You were just sex.

• 1:07:57Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:07:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I know.

• 1:07:58Peyton Hardin?

  We watched Prisoners on DVD.

• 1:07:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you had a DVD player?

• 1:08:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You had a fridged TV and you had a Sony DVD player? Where the hell was that at the whole time?

• 1:08:10Peyton Hardin?

  Under the bed.

• 1:08:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Under the bed?

• 1:08:13Peyton Hardin?

  Where all my snacks and IV proprams were.

• 1:08:15Cameron Kennedy?

  How long was your HDMI cord? Under the, the DVD player was cooked up to the TV that was eight feet away from your bed.

• 1:08:22Peyton Hardin?

  It's a portable.

• 1:08:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Elevated surface and it was connected.

• 1:08:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's a portable DVD.

• 1:08:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You had a portable DVD player?

• 1:08:31Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it opened like a laptop.

• 1:08:33Cameron Kennedy?

  In the 90s? Why? It was like 2019. You had Netflix on your TV and you have a portable DVD player?

• 1:08:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Was I supposed to woo some bitches over? What was that gonna do? Hey, let's go watch DVDs.

• 1:08:48Peyton Hardin?

  I miss her, bro. She's married now.

• 1:08:50Cameron Kennedy?

  She is married.

• 1:08:50Peyton Hardin?

  Still is she?

• 1:08:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Husband's a... Nah, that's back to the empathy and I'm sorry, but...

• 1:08:56Peyton Hardin?

  Is she still married?

• 1:08:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's just say you look better. No, she is very much married. Popped up on my feed the other day.

• 1:09:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, really?

• 1:09:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:09:01Peyton Hardin?

  You still follow her?

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:09:02Peyton Hardin?

  You can't post all my exes. Let's put that out there.

• 1:09:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't.

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  Except for one of them. No, you do follow all them.

• 1:09:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:09:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you do.

• 1:09:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:09:10Peyton Hardin?

  Who did I follow? Don't say the name.

• 1:09:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Main one.

• 1:09:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:09:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Swear to god.

• 1:09:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, that's different because I-

• 1:09:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I have the, I have the-

• 1:09:17Peyton Hardin?

  Because I-

• 1:09:17Cameron Kennedy?

  OG?

• 1:09:18Peyton Hardin?

  OG.

• 1:09:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And then her. But y'all weren't never like-

• 1:09:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I- Oh, she has me-

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You had great-

• 1:09:24Peyton Hardin?

  She has blocked.

• 1:09:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You had great feelings for her, but you were like, you said, "Oh gosh, she's fucked." "Oh my gosh, she's fucked." Oh man. Okay, that was the additive game. That was absolutely hilarious. And, um, I think to continue to tease people and squeeze their nipples, I think it's only right that we solve one case here today of-

• 1:09:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P.

• 1:09:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Dr. P.

• 1:10:01Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, greetings, ladies and gentlemen. We're back again with another segment of The Greatest Love Doctor in the World, Dr. P.

• 1:10:10Peyton Hardin?

  More claps.

• 1:10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Clap your hands. Clap your hands. He asked for claps.

• 1:10:13Peyton Hardin?

  Quicker ones on yours. Quicker.

• 1:10:18Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, hey, hey.

• 1:10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a bit much.

• 1:10:20Peyton Hardin?

  Apologies.

• 1:10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to be a circus boy. Apologize.

• 1:10:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's where we found you? The circus?

• 1:10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Circus. You saved me. You saved my soul. Save our ship. SOS.

• 1:10:28Peyton Hardin?

  Too much talking already.

• 1:10:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Already.

• 1:10:29Peyton Hardin?

  So, if you don't know already, for the people that aren't on Patreon, I have my own show over on Patreon. And the first episode of it has come out, and it was about 35, 40 minutes long. A lot has happened. As you can see on fourth camera, we're missing one of our students.

• 1:10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:10:43Peyton Hardin?

  Right? He misbehaved.

• 1:10:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He's, that's, oh, I'm so sorry again, Lord. Honest to God.

• 1:10:48Peyton Hardin?

  Not your time.

• 1:10:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You're right.

• 1:10:49Peyton Hardin?

  And once I'm done explaining, then you go.

• 1:10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep, you're right.

• 1:10:51Peyton Hardin?

  Are we? All right?

• 1:10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, all right.

• 1:10:52Peyton Hardin?

  He wasn't behaving last time. If you want to go see it, it's a wild episode. Secretary Cam got spanked on his behalf. So, anything you want to say now?

• 1:11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I actually don't recall spanking. I just remember a massive fall in the parking garage, and my bum hurt. There was no spanking, Lord. You did exactly what you're supposed to.

• 1:11:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know. No, I know. Are you trying to, I don't need your approval to tell me.

• 1:11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're right. No, you're always right. Yeah.

• 1:11:17Peyton Hardin?

  So, how are you feeling about him?

• 1:11:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That was my better pupil. Anyway, I told you he had more promise. He finished top of his class. That was a bit much. I'm sorry. That was much.

• 1:11:27Peyton Hardin?

  Are you feeling confident? May I speak?

• 1:11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  God, see, he remembered. He said, "Honest to God, he directly spoke to you, so he obviously wants a response. He doesn't waste his time speaking to the [bleep] walls." So if he speaks, you immediately respond. It's when he does not speak to you, when you ask for permission. Continue, Lord.

• 1:11:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:11:47Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:11:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Speak!

• 1:11:48Peyton Hardin?

  What's wrong?

• 1:11:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you mute?

• 1:11:51Peyton Hardin?

  Speak! Get him out.

• 1:11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Wipe that stupid smirk off your bung little face.

• 1:11:57Speaker 04

  Can you repeat the question, please?

• 1:11:58Peyton Hardin?

  I honestly forgot the question.

• 1:11:59Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 1:12:00Peyton Hardin?

  He made the doctor for- why is he speaking? Uh, he made the doctor forget his question. Secretary, what did I ask?

• 1:12:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Not only have you made Sire forget his own f-ing thoughts, which that in itself is remarkable, but you don't remember the question. You're starting to piss me off like the little freckle f- we kicked out last week.

• 1:12:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And you better watch it, and you get awfully red when you do that stupid smirk, and I don't want to see you. Next time, wear f-ing pants, your calves are way too big. You have too big of calf muscles to be in the position you're sitting in. You will wear your pants, and you will show up on time, and for god's sake, if you forget one more time, I will literally stick you with a wooden spike, and you will never forget again. Do you understand?

• 1:12:45Speaker 04

  Yes, sir. I won't forget again.

• 1:12:47Peyton Hardin?

  Why is he calling you sir?

• 1:12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not the f- sir. He's sir. I'm guy to you. I am guy headmaster secretary.

• 1:12:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, what else?

• 1:12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  He is the- what the f- was that? What did you just say? You went to American University, didn't you? That slang.

• 1:13:02Peyton Hardin?

  Do you have-

• 1:13:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What else?

• 1:13:03Peyton Hardin?

  Hey! Who has the question for me? Him or him?

• 1:13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It- it's me.

• 1:13:07Peyton Hardin?

  You?

• 1:13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It's me.

• 1:13:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Read me the question.

• 1:13:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:13:10Peyton Hardin?

  I heard him speak too much, he's gonna be with the freckled guy in a little bit.

• 1:13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He's stupid. Here we go.

• 1:13:14Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna replace him with the freckled guy next time. Is he?

• 1:13:19Peyton Hardin?

  You- hey.

• 1:13:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you just uh uh uh uh-

• 1:13:21Peyton Hardin?

  Before I get him.

• 1:13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  To the highly gracious himself. You are speaking down to the quest giver himself. This man is a sage, and you are quite literally equivalent to the bubble gum he stepped on on his way into the office. You do not speak unless spoken to. You do not drink unless given water, and for god's sake, you better go a week without eating food because you live, breathe, and die for the very spot you're sitting in now. Do I need remind you? Seven thousand applicants! And you, in freckle f- were chosen for whatever godforsaken reason, and you are now bollocking on your position.

• 1:14:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You sit there, you digest what is spoken about, and then you speak when spoken to.

• 1:14:12Peyton Hardin?

  Is that understood?

• 1:14:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I'm sorry.

• 1:14:14Peyton Hardin?

  Is that understood?

• 1:14:15Speaker 04

  Understood.

• 1:14:16Peyton Hardin?

  Understood.

• 1:14:17Speaker 04

  Sir. Lord.

• 1:14:20Peyton Hardin?

  There we go.

• 1:14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 1:14:21Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, Dr. P got a question. Why is your shirt in the shot?

• 1:14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have to pay me for this week, I promise you. It was an honest to god mistake, I was worried about the pupil, I didn't fix it.

• 1:14:35Peyton Hardin?

  Your accountant must have lied to you, I haven't paid you in a year, here you go.

• 1:14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, well, I don't know where I'm getting that money then. I still owe the bookie shilling, here we go. Dear Doc, this is from Nassim Rahim.

• 1:14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Dear Dr. P, I have a girlfriend.

• 1:14:49Peyton Hardin?

  Wait!

• 1:14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:14:52Peyton Hardin?

  Ask again.

• 1:14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Dear Dr. P,

• 1:14:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hell, well.

• 1:14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a girlfriend, but I also like another girl.

• 1:14:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's right.

• 1:14:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Who lives across the country. My feelings for the girl who lives across the country are significantly stronger than my current girlfriend.

• 1:15:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit.

• 1:15:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What do I do, doctor?

• 1:15:10Peyton Hardin?

  I think this is a simple case. I've had hard cases in my life, you know, I'm the best loved doctor in the world.

• 1:15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  The greatest the world's ever seen.

• 1:15:17Peyton Hardin?

  You are, thank you. I think this is a case of, you want what you can't have. You ever been a kid?

• 1:15:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:15:25Speaker 04

  I was, yes.

• 1:15:27Peyton Hardin?

  Too many words. And in the kitchen, there's that cookie jar right on top of there?

• 1:15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 1:15:32Peyton Hardin?

  You don't even like cookies. There's raisin cookies in there.

• 1:15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  There's raisin cookies? You grew up on raisin cookies, lord. It's the shittiest cookie of them all, but if you like them, I love them.

• 1:15:44Peyton Hardin?

  That's the point I'm trying to make. There's raisin cookies, you don't even like those, and oatmeal raisin's the best cookie ever made. Yeah, thank you. I agree.

• 1:15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  My job seems to be becoming more challenging.

• 1:16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I tried to correct him, but you stood with him. So I ended up correcting myself.

• 1:16:09Peyton Hardin?

  You're explaining yourself to me?

• 1:16:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, right.

• 1:16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Raisin, you ever been a kid? He had raisin oatmeal cookies on the top of your grandma's counter, but you're too little to go get them? You don't even like those cookies, but they're up there and they look so appetizing because you couldn't get them.

• 1:16:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:16:21Peyton Hardin?

  He can't get that girl across the seas. That girl he's with, bad sex. Mmm, mmm. Breath stinks.

• 1:16:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm.

• 1:16:31Peyton Hardin?

  Max too much.

• 1:16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm, permission to speak.

• 1:16:36Peyton Hardin?

  Don't make me get the belt.

• 1:16:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Me or him?

• 1:16:38Peyton Hardin?

  You.

• 1:16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Dear god.

• 1:16:41Peyton Hardin?

  Now you made the doctor lose his train of thought.

• 1:16:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:16:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I was never one for trains, no.

• 1:16:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just gonna hold it.

• 1:16:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, yep.

• 1:16:51Peyton Hardin?

  You let me know if you want to feel it again.

• 1:16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I agree, yes.

• 1:16:54Peyton Hardin?

  So, it's just a case of you want what you can't have. The girl's overseas. The girl next to him stinks, that is crazy.

• 1:17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No way, no way.

• 1:17:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's just a case of you want, it's just a case of you want what you can't have.

• 1:17:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:17:20Peyton Hardin?

  He doesn't really like that girl over there, he just hates his girlfriend now. And she's appealing because she's all the way over there and can't annoy him. What do you have to say about that?

• 1:17:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, a woman with bad coitus and rotten molas is never good. Never good. If you've got bad sex and bad teeth, then it's just not a good baseline foundation for a relationship.

• 1:17:40Peyton Hardin?

  It is true.

• 1:17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And I was gonna agree with you on the cookie debate, you don't even know, it could be cookies, it could be cigarettes up there, but the fact that it's out of reach, out of mind, out of sight makes you urge for it more.

• 1:17:49Peyton Hardin?

  So you just repeated what I said.

• 1:17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  But I was saying it in a different fashion, Lord, to kind of give you the respect that you are correct, because you always are correct. What the fuck is he looking at? I can feel him out of the corner of my eye.

• 1:18:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What is he looking at? Is he looking at you?

• 1:18:03Peyton Hardin?

  He's looking at you.

• 1:18:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you can answer now, what's his name?

• 1:18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Pupil.

• 1:18:07Peyton Hardin?

  Pupil.

• 1:18:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Pupil one.

• 1:18:08Peyton Hardin?

  Pupil one.

• 1:18:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Pupil one.

• 1:18:10Peyton Hardin?

  What do you feel about this?

• 1:18:12Speaker 04

  So what I'm getting is he's a... I don't know.

• 1:18:17Cameron Kennedy?

  God. Okay. There's multiple things wrong with this.

• 1:18:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  One. I don't know. If Cassandra picked the two... You're receptionist, Lord. I'm the secretary. She's the receptionist. She's the one that picked the two winners, right?

• 1:18:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:18:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. She drafted him from the [BLEEP] school of the death. But the two people that received an opportunity of a lifetime can't seem to listen. First thing wrong. Second thing, uncross your [BLEEP] hands. You're sitting there like a politician and I don't like it because you hold zero authority and zero will and no power. Uncross your hands. Third, don't you ever start with that confidence again and lead me to a road of bullshit and nothing.

• 1:19:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, I'm gonna get fired because of them? I don't, I don't know what I'm gonna tell the missus. This is just...

• 1:19:11Peyton Hardin?

  Next week, next week.

• 1:19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  This is unbelievable.

• 1:19:13Peyton Hardin?

  Next week, when we do this?

• 1:19:17Peyton Hardin?

  It's your life, this, it's either you or him.

• 1:19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  There's something in my throat.

• 1:19:25Peyton Hardin?

  Is there a problem?

• 1:19:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Something in my throat.

• 1:19:27Peyton Hardin?

  I can put some in your throat. It's either you or him next week, right? It's not gonna be both of y'all. So you have one more chance to answer this. How do you feel about this situation?

• 1:19:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Permit, permit, permission to speak. I'm so, I'm so [BLEEP] sorry. Permission. You're gonna need, you're gonna... Please give me permission.

• 1:19:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:19:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Uncross your [BLEEP] hands at this very instance! Uncross them! You hold no pa... Your power level is insignificant. It's like you started a new play on a game and then you turned the console off. You have no power. You un, un... Unc... He's not uncrossing his [BLEEP] hands.

• 1:20:09Peyton Hardin?

  I only take orders from the doctor.

• 1:20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He is...

• 1:20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  God, I never even want to...

• 1:20:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's enough.

• 1:20:19Peyton Hardin?

  How do you feel about this situation? Remember, before you speak, depending on your answer, he might be back, pupil two.

• 1:20:25Speaker 04

  My, on him?

• 1:20:27Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:20:28Speaker 04

  Okay, oh, no, no, no, no, no, on the situation, on the situation.

• 1:20:33Peyton Hardin?

  Explain to him what I'm saying.

• 1:20:34Speaker 04

  Okay, no, I got it, I got it, I got it.

• 1:20:35Peyton Hardin?

  Explain to him what I'm saying.

• 1:20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  If you don't listen once more, I will single-handedly throw you to a pack of hyenas, and I will watch them rip you from limb to limb, while I pretend I'm not hearing you cry for [bleep] help. Because the amount of time he speaks, and you are so stupid and thick in the head that you can't hear it, is starting to concern me.

• 1:21:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You better listen, okay? You had better listen. We're gonna give you one more ch- can we give him one more chance?

• 1:21:14Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:21:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:21:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna take us to the briefing room after, and I'm gonna decide between him and pupil two. Or, yeah, him and pupil two, and in the comments, those on Patreon, they can decide who they want back next week, him or pupil two.

• 1:21:27Speaker 04

  I, I had something.

• 1:21:28Peyton Hardin?

  Who the hell told him to speak? Sing my song before I kill him. Sing my song, and you better sing my song.

• 1:21:37Cameron Kennedy?

  For the love of the Almighty, if you do not sing, I am going to be staring at you when I give him the glorious trumpets he deserves. If you don't sing-

• 1:21:47Peyton Hardin?

  This belt's gonna go across your ass.

• 1:21:48Cameron Kennedy?

  The belt's coming across your ass.

• 1:21:50Peyton Hardin?

  Nope.

• 1:21:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Is he raising a [bleep] finger?

• 1:21:51Peyton Hardin?

  I told him no.

• 1:21:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Is he raising a finger?

• 1:21:53Peyton Hardin?

  I told him no.

• 1:21:55Speaker 04

  May I speak?

• 1:21:56Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:21:57Speaker 04

  I have a synopsis.

• 1:21:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's too late, I want my song.

• 1:22:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Quick suggestion, Lord.

• 1:22:02Peyton Hardin?

  I would like to hear it.

• 1:22:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Pupil two is no longer here to defend himself. Pupil one still has the most upside. He claims he has a synopsis. Pretend he can't hear this.

• 1:22:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you graciously allow him?

• 1:22:15Peyton Hardin?

  Quick.

• 1:22:16Speaker 04

  Okay. So in his situation, he's like a dog. He's got a toy from TJ Maxx. But he's got another toy that he likes at PetSmart.

• 1:22:33Peyton Hardin?

  You gonna wanna put down?

• 1:22:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Is he fucking serious? Did you just think you were gonna come in here with a fucking limerick about poodles? And think you're gonna sway him over?

• 1:22:46Peyton Hardin?

  What the hell?

• 1:22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Pet smart.

• 1:22:48Peyton Hardin?

  You wait.

• 1:22:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You're right.

• 1:22:50Peyton Hardin?

  That was, and I mean it, the worst synopsis I have ever heard in my life. I would rather a thousand of pupil twos than one of those suggestions. Now get him. And I want it aggressive.

• 1:23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:23:10Peyton Hardin?

  Go.

• 1:23:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You should have been a shit stain on your parents' fucking mattress. You do not deserve the position of authority in. You hold no authority, you stink like hell, you oftentimes fart on yourself, and your calves are good for nothing but walking in here, sitting in that seat, being stupid. You fucking labradors and dobermans. He's got a treat here, he's got a treat there. He can't get out of the door because he doesn't have thumbs. Are you fucking nuts? You're talking about dogs. These are hermeneans that he's trying to save. And you're talking about a pet in your amazing synopsis. You see how sad you look? I want you to bottle that up, and I want you to wear it daily as a cologne.

• 1:23:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:24:20Peyton Hardin?

  Sing my song.

• 1:24:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And that was...

• 1:24:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Dr. P.

• 1:24:34Peyton Hardin?

  Dr. P. That was a hell of a time.

• 1:24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That was good. That was very fantastic.

• 1:24:38Peyton Hardin?

  If you want more of that, that was about 15 minutes. If you want a 40 minute version, they're on Patreon. We do full episodes of Dr. P. I don't know. Next episode's gonna be, we have a lot to catch up on.

• 1:24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And I have a brilliant idea for next episode.

• 1:24:51Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 1:24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna share it here unless you want me to.

• 1:24:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit.

• 1:24:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You did ask what it is, so I guess that's an open sharing. Are you gonna strike me?

• 1:24:57Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:24:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you often put fear in my soul when you stand above me. Anyway, I, I think we formed some, some sort of contest for pupil one and pupil two, set by the doctor himself. The doctor judges pupil one and pupil two on their performance. One of them wins, one of them loses.

• 1:25:13Peyton Hardin?

  I like that. I think, I have, I have some big ideas for Dr. P now.

• 1:25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe we simply, me as your secretary, me as, me as the secretary, uh, maybe I present the case studies. You hear it initially, you give them each a chance to battle each other. Who has the better synopsis? You pick which is closest to the doctor's synopsis. They get a point tallying system, first to however many wins.

• 1:25:32Peyton Hardin?

  I like that. If you wanna see that, it'll be over on Patreon. Cam?

• 1:25:38Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out of here.

• 1:25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a good little two. Absolutely love every single one of you. Thank you for coming back to episode 139 of the You Should Know Podcast. You already know where to find us, but in case you don't, every single thing you need is linked below. The Twitch, the Discord, the Facebook, the Instagrams, everything. Merch, it is coming out very, very soon. Black Friday, we are dropping the merch and if you wanna see what it looks like, Patreon has already seen it because they are the Koala members and they always get exclusive access, first access, first of anything. So, go join the Koala Club. You will also be able to see the merch already. No one else has seen it except the fellow Koala members. But, absolutely love y'all. Like I already said, confuse the casuals, get your good karma. This week's secret code? L?

• 1:26:23Cameron Kennedy?

  O? C. Lock.

• 1:26:28Peyton Hardin?

  Lots of cash.

• 1:26:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Lasagna or casserole?

• 1:26:31Peyton Hardin?

  Lasagna is nasty.

• 1:26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Casserole is weird.

• 1:26:36Peyton Hardin?

  I've never had a casserole, so I can't say it really. That was like the Battle of the Whites.

• 1:26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a ca- capacity battle.

• 1:26:43Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, we love you guys so much. Remember, one night, two koala bears don't make it home to Christmas and we will see ya next time, you dirty b-

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