Bonus #131 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 4 (Casey James Salengo) [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld JP McDade taps Casey James Salengo from his stable of lunatics for the fourth installment of McDade’s Maniacs. Casey discusses new special WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, growing up white trash in upstate NY, bringing a pickle to show and tell, praying for pubes as a wee lad, his hilarious uncle, and much more. Casey, JP and Stav help callers including a guy whose brother planned a last-minute wedding one month before his, and a man who feels emasculated by a toy he got to spice things up with his wife. Watch Casey James Salengo’s special WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE on Youtube now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHm_VdaGHD8 Follow Casey James Salengo on social media: https://www.instagram.com/caseyjsalengo https://x.com/caseyJsalengo https://www.tiktok.com/@caseyjsalengo Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Hey stuff, I've been with my wife.

• 0:02Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 0:03Speaker 00

  Twenty, almost twenty-two years.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:06Speaker 00

  This entire time, I've been her first, at least I believe to be her first.

• 0:12Speaker 01

  No, already, already don't like it.

• 0:14Speaker 00

  And I was experienced before her. Now my dick is like five inches.

• 0:17Stavros Halkias?

  Nice dude.

• 0:18Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 0:19Speaker 00

  Now throughout time, I've always known that a, a sadder dick, bigger dick is gonna be better.

• 0:25Speaker 01

  Saturday, your dick's gonna be better?

• 0:26Speaker 00

  And then one day I finally just got sick of it after I fell out.

• 0:30Stavros Halkias?

  What the fuck is that saying?

• 0:31Speaker 00

  Trying to put some loos on. After twenty-two years, I'm like, ah, the fucking corkscrew wasn't corkscrewing.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  His small dick wasn't getting hard, I believe you're saying.

• 0:43Stavros Halkias?

  No, I thought, I think he's, I think he said something like his dick popped out when they were fucking, like it couldn't stay in. Okay, interesting. Well, whatever. He's also, what is this, a fucking, uh, gold prospector?

• 0:56Speaker 00

  I've been, I've been with my girlfriend, it's you here.

• 1:00Speaker 01

  This half inch dick's in the mail.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  That's good push-up on a mail.

• 1:06Speaker 00

  So I got on the internet, and I started finding these things called cock sleeves.

• 1:11Stavros Halkias?

  Cock sleeves, okay.

• 1:13Speaker 00

  Which simultaneously gained me, I don't know, two and a half inches and like an inch in girth.

• 1:20Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting.

• 1:21Speaker 00

  And we've been using it for, I don't know, five months, six months.

• 1:29Speaker 00

  And our sex has never been better. And I was at least, like, able to tell her.

• 1:34Stavros Halkias?

  With the cock sleeve, huh?

• 1:36Speaker 00

  Or talk to her and go, you know, hey, is this better? Which it obviously was, I can hear. And our sex life is better than it has ever been. We met when I was nineteen and she was eighteen, and we've been banging ever since.

• 1:50Speaker 01

  Nice, that's pretty cool.

• 1:51Speaker 00

  And I got this thing, and I bought several of them. We're doing all kinds of weird shit now. But I'd always heard that, uh, your dick shouldn't be the smallest dick in the house, and my dick is definitely the tiniest dick in the crib.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  What does that mean? Your son has a bigger dick?

• 2:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, what is he talking about?

• 2:11Speaker 01

  Bigger dick man living in the house? And he said that like it's an old saying, you know, you can't have the small stick in the house.

• 2:19Speaker 03

  I shouldn't be saying all this, but I've had some corn mash.

• 2:24Speaker 01

  Oh my god, nobody says that.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  Telling tales out of school.

• 2:30Speaker 00

  You know, it turns my wife on and makes me come knowing she's coming. And it's better than a dildo or her fucking around with somebody else. At least I am present in the sex.

• 2:42Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 2:43Speaker 00

  Am I fucking weird? But more importantly, I would like to know, am I cucking myself? By wearing a penis sleeve that is smaller than me and bigger than me, but we are having the best sex of our lives after twenty-two years?

• 2:58Stavros Halkias?

  So he's mad. Okay, I finally put it together. This is toxic masculinity. I finally put it together.

• 3:03Speaker 00

  I'm pleasing my wife. It's bad, right?

• 3:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, he is comparing his cock with the sleeve on. He doesn't consider that his own dick.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  He thinks it's a different guy.

• 3:15Stavros Halkias?

  He thinks it's a different dick.

• 3:19Stavros Halkias?

  It's like a dog looking in the mirror, not realizing it's him.

• 3:23Speaker 00

  What's his name?

• 3:24Stavros Halkias?

  What's my, what's this thing? Whose dick is this?

• 3:27Speaker 00

  You black son of a bitch.

• 3:31Stavros Halkias?

  He's barking. It's a dog barking at the mirror. Doesn't realize it's him, dude. You're so stu- first of all, how did it take you two and a half minutes to say that?

• 3:40Speaker 00

  Buddy.

• 3:41Stavros Halkias?

  Second of all, come on, dude. What are you fucking? Yes, you're absolutely, this is toxic masculinity. This is also just dick insecurity to the absolute maximum.

• 3:49Speaker 00

  Which is understandable. I think we need to be more understandable.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  Using a cock sleeve like this would be an example of taking advice that someone like, that you might get on this show.

• 3:58Stavros Halkias?

  I'd love, I'm gonna look, I'm Googling cock sleeves.

• 4:00Speaker 00

  I didn't know that's the thing. I would love a little girth added. I'm putting tying ham around it.

• 4:04Stavros Halkias?

  This, this call just bought four cock sleeves.

• 4:07Speaker 00

  Brother.

• 4:08Stavros Halkias?

  Let alone.

• 4:09Speaker 00

  I'll put it on your tab. I'll pay it back later.

• 4:11Stavros Halkias?

  No, dude, I got you, man.

• 4:12Speaker 00

  Thanks, bro. No, here's the thing is I take, listen.

• 4:15Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, wait a second. Hold on, hold on.

• 4:16Speaker 00

  I've had so many dick problems.

• 4:17Stavros Halkias?

  I'm actually, uh, I actually, and now I'm actually, uh, I see what he's saying. This is the dick your dick goes inside of?

• 4:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. I don't know if you can.

• 4:28Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, no.

• 4:29Speaker 00

  Can he feel it at all?

• 4:31Speaker 03

  What he was describing, I was imagining something like mainly on the tip, like in.

• 4:35Stavros Halkias?

  No, when I was, you know what I was thinking for real was like a sling you put your cock in. So something that kind of like the base and your balls.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  Like pegging bases.

• 4:45Stavros Halkias?

  That kind of like, that kind of like. Like strength, like almost like an extended cock ring that puts more blood flow.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  I see, I see.

• 4:52Stavros Halkias?

  So, okay.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  I was picturing like Adam Iverson's sleeve.

• 4:59Stavros Halkias?

  A compression sleeve, but your head is out? I'm actually with you. This is weird. I would never do this.

• 5:07Speaker 01

  That one looks like the gun from Halo.

• 5:10Stavros Halkias?

  You're fucking your wife with the needler.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  But does it feel good for you?

• 5:16Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  That's what I want to know.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't know if he feels anything in this, but you know, he could beat off after.

• 5:20Stavros Halkias?

  I love how the balls, I love how the balls are out, how they have a little fucking, like, you're, like, look, okay.

• 5:26Speaker 03

  It has balls. Oh, that's, that thing is like underwear. You put it up, you, you pull it up over your whole.

• 5:31Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, that's a whole, yeah, it's whole underwear. Well, laundry day. This is all I have left is my cock underwear.

• 5:37Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, no. See, okay, go to the, go, go down, I'll just to the, yeah, I guess I was thinking more of like, oh, go back.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  That's graphic.

• 5:43Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know about that. That one, the one on the left, right there, stimulation enhancement, kind of something like that.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:49Stavros Halkias?

  That's kind of what I was thinking.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Let me tell you, I take a lot of Viagra because I've got bad circulation and I eat, my diet's horrible. And I have all these pituitary gland problems. So I've had a lot of traumatic experiences.

• 6:02Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  And my imagination is very powerful. So my dick will suck in my body if a woman scares me at all.

• 6:06Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure, sure.

• 6:07Speaker 01

  And I've had some friends, I've given them some, and then like, some of them have been like, my girlfriend was like mad, like, oh, you need that? And I said, tell her to shut the fuck up, all right?

• 6:16Stavros Halkias?

  I agree.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Whatever gets her off, it doesn't matter.

• 6:18Stavros Halkias?

  I agree.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  Sex is hard and weird. Women, you know, they just have a pussy. They just have to fucking, we can't spit on our dick and make it bigger and work better.

• 6:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I know. I wish, I wish you could pour, you just pour lube in your pussy, it's wet. There's no like magic shell, like ice, like the, then you could just pour on your dick and it's hardened.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  There is a liquid now.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Down at the bodega, they got some medicines for you.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  But this guy, all right, you've been married for 20 years. It indicates that you're maybe a little generation or two older than us. Yeah, our, our generation's a little more comfortable with like, hey, you use whatever gadgets and gizmos enhance the experience. That's totally fine.

• 6:55Stavros Halkias?

  And listen, there's nothing, yes, I agree with you. There's nothing wrong with throwing this in the mix. If your ne- if your regular dick never gets to fuck your wife, I- I- I sort- I'm gonna stop-

• 7:06Speaker 03

  Well, that would be an issue.

• 7:07Stavros Halkias?

  That's weird, but look-

• 7:08Speaker 03

  There's gotta be a set up man closer situation. That your regular dick and your rubber dick can- can you-

• 7:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're right.

• 7:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, absolutely.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  You gotta bring in John Wetland before Mariano Rivera.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  John Wetland.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  John Diddit Wetland.

• 7:22Speaker 01

  That's fun.

• 7:23Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, yes, exactly. You're- yes. So, okay, we're- we're giving you a little- we were- we're jumping down your throat earlier. Now we understand your- your worries. And look, if this is part of it, that's fine. What does your dick feel like? Are you having a good time? And by the way, no matter what we just said, if you're having a good time, then who cares at all?

• 7:44Speaker 01

  And you- and you said her coming makes you come. I'm a similar thing where it's, uh, the woman, I don't mean to make myself sound like a good guy, like this is some kind of deep psychological thing. But a woman being pleased is what-

• 7:56Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 7:56Speaker 01

  I want at a life-

• 7:57Stavros Halkias?

  I agree.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  It's led me to horrible situations in my life.

• 8:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  But so if that's what you're enjoying, then fucking go for it, brother. Uh, yeah.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  And if you still wanna feel manly after you do it, and you know, if she- she busts, you bust, just be like, "Go wash my sleeve."

• 8:14Stavros Halkias?

  Wash the sleeve, you fucker.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  You know, so it's tough. You probably shouldn't marry the first person you have sex with, because it seems to be part of the problem where she might be one- He might be thinking, maybe she's wondering what bigger cocks are like.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  Uh, yes.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  It's like, my wife has had every size cock.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  And she's just find that tick she ticked on the right one on mine.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  If you're a guy, if you're this guy, and you're the one who also has the big hammer, then the ball's in your court too. You're good, like, that's you too.

• 8:40Speaker 01

  That's you too.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  The guy that she's gonna cheat on you with is you.

• 8:42Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  Hey, how about that?

• 8:44Stavros Halkias?

  Very interesting. Very interesting.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  Adopt a persona around the sleeve.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:49Stavros Halkias?

  Just becomes that guy.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  Jesse Templeton.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  He comes out, he's like, "Hello, my lady."

• 8:56Speaker 03

  He's a lord.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  Templeton here, and then takes our goddamn fucking dicks, man.

• 9:00Speaker 03

  "Remove my cravat, my dear."

• 9:05Speaker 03

  He's an 18th century aristocrat persona. "Would you like to come out with me and inspect the grounds?"

• 9:11Speaker 01

  The grounds.

• 9:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, fuck your bitch in the bushes.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Ground and pound.