207 - Nic's New Show & Brandon Makes A Confession | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 207

The gang is back after a busy week to recap all their shenanigans! GET YOUR AUTISM SHIRTS & support an amazing cause! https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsubscribe-podcast-shirts Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! TRUE CLASSIC Upgrade your wardrobe and save at https://trueclassic.com/UNSUB #trueclassicpod MANSCAPED Get The Beard & Balls Bundle for 20% OFF with FREE International Shipping using code “UNSUB” at https://manscaped.com #ManscapedPartner ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Eli_Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:07:29 - Shooting Tanks Experience 00:13:02 - Spicy Energy Drinks ️ 00:19:11 - Hot Sauce Origins ️ 00:26:10 - Funny College Stories 00:33:10 - Manscaped Promotion ️ 00:42:54 - Deadliest Warrior Talk ️ 00:49:11 - Public Executions 00:54:34 - Crime and Punishment ️ 00:59:51 - Russell Crowe's Missed Role 01:07:15 - Movie Commentary 01:12:45 - Guy Ritchie Films 01:18:28 - Blood Diamond Talk 01:27:46 - YouTube Journey 01:33:00 - Flight Home Chaos ️ 01:39:40 - Detainment Story Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:04Speaker 01

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• 0:29Speaker 03

  Kev's like, nah, I've never seen the Lord of the Rings.

• 0:31Speaker 04

  I haven't seen Lord of the Rings.

• 0:32Speaker 03

  We're gonna fight.

• 0:33Speaker 04

  Cool, you slept with Megan Fox?

• 0:34Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 0:35Speaker 04

  I slept with Meryl Streep. On today's episode, I'm gonna pretend to be having a

• 0:39Speaker 03

  What's that, brown people? Real?

• 0:41Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ.

• 0:45Speaker 05

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and random. His hair is fucking fabulous. Donut, a dark, dark disposition. There's a fat electrician welcome to unsubscribe.

• 1:04Speaker 04

  It is April. Y'all know what that means. Why Eli? What does it mean? Oh, you mean the sweet new autism merch? Yes. Autism on the spectrum. The unsub caller's though? Nick, you killed it. And this, we literally came up with on the podcast last night. Autism, never stop talking about autism. The first rule of autism is never make eye contact. And like always, 100% of the profits are going towards four amazing charities for autism and special needs. We did $110,000 last year. This year, I wanna crush that number. I want $250,000 raised for these amazing causes.

• 1:45Speaker 05

  Oh my God, that's amazing. What else? Oh, there's more.

• 1:48Speaker 04

  Nick's communism shoes? That's right. His I love communism fat electrician shoes. This is a one of one and they are size 11, but we're going to list it on eBay. However, much this gets up to 100% of that.

• 2:04Speaker 04

  Is also going towards these amazing nonprofits. Also, you get a one of one unsub shoe. Come on. For every purchase you make towards this amazing cause, you might have a chance to win some dope stuff. We had some amazing companies step up this year to offer some amazing giveaways. Steelhead Outdoors, Maximus Knives, Hard Headed Veterans, and Bunker Branding. Let's crush 250,000 this month and let's keep kicking ass and change some lives. I love you all. You're amazing humans. Kisses.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Jamie, pull that shit up right now.

• 2:41Speaker 04

  This is how the podcast starts, like huh?

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Yep. Can't do that.

• 2:48Speaker 04

  My gosh, uh, this is starting strong today.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  I am. This is a hard one.

• 2:52The Fat Electrician?

  I've been drinking for a while, okay?

• 2:54Speaker 04

  You all have.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  No, no, we don't.

• 2:56Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  No one has. Well, we all expected to just take it easy today because your flight is this morning.

• 3:04The Fat Electrician?

  I should be home by now, but apparently Iowa decided to be cool if it snowed 12 inches.

• 3:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, like Brandon was saying, this was, this was our like sober up day. Yeah, it was. Your wife's like, we saw the pictures that your wife was sending you where it's just white. The sky is white, the ground is white, like you can't get away from that shit. You just can't go home right now.

• 3:28The Fat Electrician?

  Pretty much.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:30The Fat Electrician?

  Now I'm forced to stay here and drink with my friends. It's a horrible thing.

• 3:33Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  Dude.

• 3:34The Fat Electrician?

  Work. I'm sorry, man. I'm stranded at work.

• 3:39Speaker 04

  As your dad cracks a beer.

• 3:41The Fat Electrician?

  My dad cracks a beer in the studio audience.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  A fate worse than death.

• 3:47Speaker 04

  Three, two, one.

• 3:50Speaker 04

  Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast today, boys. I am joined today by Eli Double Tap, Bad Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. We are doing a boys episode today. Just us, we're hanging out.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  Do we want to stop the dogs?

• 4:04Speaker 04

  Bow!

• 4:05Speaker 03

  That's not, nah, my dog's fine. No, he's barking too. There. All right, I will go outside and I will string him to death. Yeah, we should.

• 4:15Speaker 04

  See, I yelled one.

• 4:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  Let's just keep going. It'll be fine. I think Eli, if it gets on your nerves.

• 4:23Speaker 04

  Gunshot.

• 4:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:25Speaker 04

  I'll just. Welcome back.

• 4:28The Fat Electrician?

  Unsubscribe.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  I'll just go out there, take him, you know, take him down.

• 4:34The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, nice and peaceful again.

• 4:35Speaker 07

  Cody's uh Cody's auditioning for the ATF.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:41The Fat Electrician?

  These dog targets.

• 4:42Speaker 07

  Doggy ties popping.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, my friend wanted to be the director of it and I felt like I should just get ahead of the game and you know.

• 4:50The Fat Electrician?

  Show up to the ATF interview. All right, how many dogs do I have to shoot before I can carry guns on planes?

• 4:57Speaker 07

  God, it's like the fucking uh like Chuck E. Cheese was like, how many tickets do you have to get before I get the big stuffed one?

• 5:07Speaker 03

  How much have you guys drank?

• 5:08The Fat Electrician?

  Don't worry about it.

• 5:10Speaker 07

  Really not bad. We just we're running on no sleep. I think is the problem.

• 5:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we all slept like four hours. We were up till like three, four AM in the morning.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, the past, the past three days have been like just a heavy one for us because we did, uh, we did demos. Demo's last video ever.

• 5:26The Fat Electrician?

  Allegedly.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  Like we're sad he's going away allegedly. And then we just, you know, all the boys are in town at the same time. So we're just hanging out and not sleeping. And then Eli hits us up this morning and says, we're doing one more.

• 5:40The Fat Electrician?

  I'm not.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  I know it's not your fault. It's because God decided to come all over, you know, Iowa.

• 5:49Speaker 07

  He has such a way with words.

• 5:50The Fat Electrician?

  Can't help it.

• 5:53The Fat Electrician?

  You heard it here from Cody. God wanted me to be here to film this podcast. I'm still, I'm still not entirely convinced that this isn't one very, very elaborate April Fools joke from demo man.

• 6:05The Fat Electrician?

  The timing is impeccable.

• 6:07Speaker 07

  What I said he should do is like, he should release a video on April 1st.

• 6:12Speaker 03

  Was that his original plan?

• 6:14Speaker 07

  Well, I think, well, what I think he should do is just say, I'm just kidding, guys. I'm not retiring. I'm going to be around for plenty more years and then never upload again.

• 6:22The Fat Electrician?

  That'd be so good.

• 6:22Speaker 03

  That's gaslighting the audience would really good. It's like, see, he did wait.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  Confuse everyone with that on the day it releases.

• 6:32The Fat Electrician?

  I like that.

• 6:32Speaker 07

  You told me your last video idea.

• 6:34The Fat Electrician?

  And yeah, we're not gonna talk about it.

• 6:35Speaker 07

  We're not gonna talk about it.

• 6:37The Fat Electrician?

  My last video is gonna be dope.

• 6:38Speaker 07

  It's, it was the best send off I've ever heard in my life.

• 6:42The Fat Electrician?

  I've been planning it since the beginning.

• 6:45Speaker 03

  We can't tell anyone about that.

• 6:46The Fat Electrician?

  I know.

• 6:47Speaker 07

  I don't know. You guys will see it one day years from now, but I, I approve. It's very, very.

• 6:53The Fat Electrician?

  And I've got like 60% of the way through a brain of like.

• 6:58The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that's gonna be awesome.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Dude, that was better than mine.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  What's your send off?

• 7:03Speaker 03

  I was gonna make someone do Fentanyl, the nail on their neck and then blame it on my knee on the head.

• 7:11The Fat Electrician?

  This is gonna be Cody's last.

• 7:14Speaker 04

  The hardest part is finding a, finding a man named Borg.

• 7:21Speaker 07

  God, we probably, so what, what are we keeping in these episodes?

• 7:25The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know anymore. I don't know.

• 7:29Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, Eli. I'll chill right now.

• 7:32The Fat Electrician?

  I'm, I'm glad you all are having a good time.

• 7:34Speaker 04

  Can I just, can I tell you my last video? We could just edit it out.

• 7:38Speaker 07

  We'll cut this part.

• 7:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:40The Fat Electrician?

  Start right up.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  What was your favorite part of this week?

• 7:44Speaker 04

  Oh, I have no idea. Driving out to not getting pulled over. That was, I didn't get a ticket. I'm happy with that. I just hanging out with everyone, seeing like literally everyone at demos, having a good time, shooting tanks, shooting guns, blowing shit up, everyone getting along. And then that, you missed it. The prime rib.

• 8:05Speaker 07

  That was really good.

• 8:06The Fat Electrician?

  That is the one thing I was like, oh, he's gonna be pissed. He missed the prime rib.

• 8:10Speaker 04

  Did anybody?

• 8:11Speaker 03

  I'm happy I got to meet like a lot of people there I haven't met before. Cause Roman Atwood was out there. I've never met him in person. That was super cool to meet him.

• 8:21Speaker 03

  Couple of other people were out there.

• 8:22The Fat Electrician?

  Cletus McFarlane.

• 8:24Speaker 03

  Cletus was there like.

• 8:25The Fat Electrician?

  Weston, Weston was cool as shit.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Oh, jigging with Jordan was there.

• 8:29The Fat Electrician?

  Jordan.

• 8:29Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 8:29The Fat Electrician?

  Which was, Weston's the guy that like LS swaps everything. He like bought a US military Humvee, drove it all the way across the US and then LS swapped it.

• 8:37Speaker 04

  Wait, is he the one that was like redneck science?

• 8:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  That dude.

• 8:41The Fat Electrician?

  He's awesome.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  Yeah. His camera dude? Don't know your name, but holy shit, your autistic level of camera detail.

• 8:48The Fat Electrician?

  That's his brother.

• 8:49Speaker 04

  Bro, he knew, like, he knew cameras. I was like, oh, man, oh. Oh shit. Okay. What the?

• 8:57The Fat Electrician?

  I've never heard Eli say that about literally anyone else ever.

• 9:00Speaker 07

  Right?

• 9:01Speaker 04

  I was.

• 9:02Speaker 07

  You would go to like Christopher Nolan's cinematographer and just be like, what a dipshit.

• 9:10Speaker 04

  That guy knew everything. He's like, oh, the C70. Oh, but that's the, uh, the DG, not the DJI, the, uh, the D. What is it? The DG? Whatever sensor it is. Yeah. He knew the specific sensor.

• 9:22Speaker 07

  That retard didn't even know about the hidden F stop, the secret Konami code you can do on this camera.

• 9:28The Fat Electrician?

  Psychopath. I showed him because I bought the new version of like DJI's GoPro, the Action 5 for my vlog camera, for my Patreon shit. And I was, he's like, oh, is it cool? And I was like, oh yeah, I think it's pretty cool. Whatever. They say it's the best one. I showed it to him. He has one today.

• 9:43Speaker 07

  Right over there.

• 9:43The Fat Electrician?

  I showed it to him yesterday. He has one. He's like, yeah, I watched all the videos. It's all programmed. It's perfect. Give me yours. And then he did stuff to it and now it's better. I don't know what happened.

• 9:55Speaker 07

  Way to go.

• 9:59The Fat Electrician?

  It's a great camera. You show me something cool and now I know it. I'm like, this is a dope fucking camera.

• 10:05Speaker 03

  What a week though, boys. What a week.

• 10:07Speaker 04

  What'd you guys enjoy? What was your favorite part?

• 10:09Speaker 07

  I mean, Nick's dad watching there at full volume on the podcast.

• 10:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that was pretty dope. Me and Brandon getting a concussion together.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Oh, that's. Oh yeah. You guys got TBIs together.

• 10:20Speaker 07

  Totally.

• 10:24The Fat Electrician?

  Eating avocado. It's fine.

• 10:26Speaker 04

  That fire blast. What are the comments on that?

• 10:28The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. I haven't checked it. So they uploaded them. It's fine.

• 10:32Speaker 04

  That was, again, put up the fucking video of just you all getting blasted by fire.

• 10:37The Fat Electrician?

  It's just, well, it's, it's like, Brandon, it looks like you're standing like adjacent to.

• 10:42Speaker 07

  I'm standing.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. What gun was that? You guys shot that you all got TBIs?

• 10:47Speaker 07

  So it was a German pack 40 and apparently it is the last firing one left in the world. So incredibly cool opportunity. I'm actually very jealous that you got to shoot it because that's really cool. I don't think I would want to shoot it now. Actually, having been next to the break.

• 11:02The Fat Electrician?

  You experienced the worst part.

• 11:04Speaker 07

  Yeah, that was rough.

• 11:05Speaker 04

  You got punched in the liver.

• 11:07Speaker 07

  What's up?

• 11:07Speaker 04

  You got punched in the liver.

• 11:09Speaker 07

  It straight up felt like a grown ass man slapped you in the liver firing that gun. Like you thought you died.

• 11:14The Fat Electrician?

  It was rough. Well, cause like it was, it's like moon dust out at drive tank. So like I pulled the string. It hurt and then I couldn't see anything. I was like, oh no, things went wrong.

• 11:28Speaker 07

  An error has occurred.

• 11:32Speaker 04

  Vomit blood.

• 11:34Speaker 07

  The same thing that fucking Scott and Adam felt immediately after a trigger pull. It's oh, something has transpired.

• 11:41Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, they did. Ah, I can't wait to see that in slow mo. Also, your reactions in slow.

• 11:48The Fat Electrician?

  I've seen it. I've seen the slow mo. It's pretty dope. Also, the drive tanks guys made me feel really stupid because like the whole time we were out there. We shot the pack forty last, so we shot all the tanks first. And the whole time I was like, how the are these guys sighting in the tanks? Because like they were hitting ahead with a tank, which is pretty impressive. Like, what the fuck kind of optics, the sighting system do they have in a Sherman tank from nineteen forty six? And it was like, what the going on? And then they started lining up the pack forty for the shot. Well, the pack forty is just the gun. And they just opened up the chamber and the dude's like looking down the barrel. He's like little to the left, just literally bore sighting in real life. I was like, oh, that makes perfect sense. I'm an idiot.

• 12:30Speaker 07

  I mean, if you want to know where it's going.

• 12:33The Fat Electrician?

  That's how they were doing it.

• 12:36The Fat Electrician?

  Accurate every time.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  He has a good ass time.

• 12:39The Fat Electrician?

  Except the Sherman. They couldn't be accurate with the Sherman. They wouldn't let us shoot that. They made us shoot the Walker Bulldog.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  What's wrong with the Sherman?

• 12:45The Fat Electrician?

  Well, the Sherman's the last driving firing Sherman on earth, and they believe it's the most fired Sherman ever. And the Germans or the

• 12:57The Fat Electrician?

  the Sherman seventy six millimeter barrels are rated for like two hundred rounds. They said that one has over five thousand. So it's basically smooth bore at this point. They're like, we can't guarantee.

• 13:08Speaker 07

  It straight up is smooth bore. Like, like six, five Creedmoor is shit after five thousand rounds. Imagine a three thousand foot per second tank projectile. In a barrel made in nineteen forty one.

• 13:25Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 13:26The Fat Electrician?

  My face is getting itchy. I like it.

• 13:28Speaker 07

  Oh, God. That fuck your your echelon.

• 13:32The Fat Electrician?

  I like spicy energy drinks, damn it.

• 13:34Speaker 07

  You're second. I'm. The brown guys don't even like spicy energy drinks.

• 13:39The Fat Electrician?

  It's perfect.

• 13:40Speaker 07

  And how is that perfect?

• 13:41The Fat Electrician?

  Because spicy energy drinks operate on the same principle of spicy food. Do I like spicy food? It's okay, but it's way more cool because I don't have to share with my wife. Okay?

• 13:52Speaker 07

  She's Mexican.

• 13:53The Fat Electrician?

  Huh?

• 13:53Speaker 07

  Guatemala.

• 13:54The Fat Electrician?

  I was raised by white people. Calm down. She thinks mayonnaise is spicy.

• 14:05Speaker 07

  I just don't understand the concept of like, I I'm also not one of those guys that likes the tahin on the rim of like a beer or whatever.

• 14:11The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it's delicious.

• 14:12Speaker 07

  I I can't do it.

• 14:13The Fat Electrician?

  Dos Equis, bro, uh, you like that wakes you up, bro.

• 14:18Speaker 07

  Smelling smelling salt.

• 14:19The Fat Electrician?

  Watermelon Thai chili flavored.

• 14:22Speaker 07

  Actually, my watermelon Thai chili.

• 14:24The Fat Electrician?

  Actually, one is the flavor.

• 14:25Speaker 07

  See, it doesn't smell bad. I I don't. Yeah.

• 14:31Speaker 07

  Oh, that might actually be kind of fun. That's why I was like, you know what?

• 14:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's one of the things of all time.

• 14:40Speaker 07

  Oh, God, can I try it? Because I because I think you now have some ownership.

• 14:44The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I bought into it. I love this energy drink. It's aggressive. It's prebiotic.

• 14:51Speaker 07

  Oh, oh, no.

• 14:53The Fat Electrician?

  Capsion. Oh, God. Self feeling.

• 14:56Speaker 07

  My my lips are so dry from being at Oxford for three days.

• 14:59The Fat Electrician?

  That probably stung.

• 15:00Speaker 07

  That stung quite a lot.

• 15:03Speaker 07

  Also, it tastes like shit.

• 15:04The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's delicious. I mean, it's aggressive. It's not for everybody. I'll be honest, but I like it.

• 15:09Speaker 07

  Oh, I I think it's probably it's if you like tahin, you'd probably like that a lot.

• 15:15The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, with the vodka, it's not. Oh, there's the spice.

• 15:17Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 15:18The Fat Electrician?

  They're not spice, capsion.

• 15:20Speaker 07

  Cody, what? Capson.

• 15:21The Fat Electrician?

  Capson, Cody, what's in pepper spray?

• 15:24Speaker 07

  Uh, capson.

• 15:26The Fat Electrician?

  Good.

• 15:28The Fat Electrician?

  Echelon, it'll make you immune to pepper spray, I think.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  Oh, hello. What is that? You mean my ass? That's nice, too, but I was.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  Talking about the jeans.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  Oh, you mean my true classic jeans?

• 15:42Speaker 04

  They look form fitting.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Well, Eli, they're the most comfortable, best fitting jeans I've ever worn in my life.

• 15:48Speaker 04

  By the way, your arms are looking jacked right now.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  They're made to look good on the most important areas for a man like their arms and chest.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  Can it help me in all departments?

• 15:58Speaker 03

  No.

• 16:00Speaker 04

  It seems they have something for everyone, Cody.

• 16:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, not only do they have casual wear, they have activewear and cold weather wear.

• 16:07Speaker 04

  You mean like fleece hoodies, jeans, button ups, stuff like that?

• 16:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can basically build an entire wardrobe in five minutes from their website.

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• 17:11Speaker 03

  You know, birds don't taste spicy things.

• 17:14Speaker 04

  Really?

• 17:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:15Speaker 04

  Why? Did you ask one?

• 17:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, this bird told me that.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  I was drunk as shit. It was awesome. Some birds, they don't, they don't sense.

• 17:25Speaker 04

  Was it the crows from Dumbo that told you that, Cody?

• 17:33Speaker 03

  You know, the only reason things are spicy is because it developed spice. So people wouldn't eat it or animals wouldn't eat it.

• 17:40Speaker 04

  Watch me bitch.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  We're like, we're like, yeah, we'd love this.

• 17:44Speaker 07

  Well, then we invented, then we invented India.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  Yeah. Wait, how does spice work with humans?

• 17:50Speaker 07

  We invented brown people.

• 17:51Speaker 04

  We know it's not actually spicy or hot. It is our receptors and our brain react to it. And that's what creates the warming in the body. I need a double. I have no fucking idea.

• 18:02Speaker 07

  This, this could be an urban legend, but what I heard is that like, there's a reason, the reason why you see spicy foods in regions close to the equator is because it like tricks your brain into, you know,

• 18:14Speaker 07

  like jump starting your cooling systems or whatever. So there's a reason why like Indians, Mexicans, like all everywhere around the equator.

• 18:20Speaker 04

  None of those people are cool. What are you talking about?

• 18:23Speaker 03

  I was saying, are brown people real?

• 18:26Speaker 07

  Jesus Christ. Are brown people real? 2025 donut operator colorized, literally.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  Can't wait for your next run in Congress.

• 18:38Speaker 04

  The hot sensation from spicy food isn't a true temperature change, but rather the activation of pain receptors in the mouth, but triggered by components like capstation. Good.

• 18:50Speaker 04

  I remember something.

• 18:53Speaker 04

  Stupid shit I learned.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  Do I think that the weirdest part of my life, we keep talking about synchronicity and we keep running into all these weird things.

• 19:02Speaker 04

  This to your hair, this way, this way. That one more time. Hold on, I got you.

• 19:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, there you go. Now you look good.

• 19:11Speaker 07

  You look like, you look like a sharp, sharp young man.

• 19:13Speaker 04

  Hey, you look like Albert Einstein like three seconds ago.

• 19:17Speaker 03

  I'm only here to impress everyone.

• 19:20Speaker 04

  Hey, you guys dressed different today, too. Oh, nice. I don't feel like I'm going to get attacked by Agent Smith the entire episode this time.

• 19:27Speaker 07

  We did it.

• 19:29Speaker 04

  I was gonna say they just switch faces with their bodies. It's whole hands.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 19:34Speaker 07

  What uh, what was your, you said your uh, where were you going with that?

• 19:38Speaker 03

  Oh no, I was just gonna talk about uh, fucking smoking Ed Curry. I started, I started a skate shop in Fort Mill, South Carolina. And little do I know, the dude that has a, a hot sauce store beside me. It's that dude that invented the Carolina Reaper and like all sorts of other peppers and he does all the hot sauces for hot ones. And, and just the smallest world ever.

• 20:05Speaker 04

  We, well, we didn't even talk about that.

• 20:07The Fat Electrician?

  Invented the Carolina Reaper.

• 20:09Speaker 04

  What?

• 20:09Speaker 07

  To what?

• 20:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I thought Jesus invented the Carolina Reaper.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, smoking Ed Curry invented the Carolina Reaper.

• 20:15Speaker 07

  Isn't it like a?

• 20:16The Fat Electrician?

  Bio engineered or whatever?

• 20:17Speaker 03

  Crossbred.

• 20:17Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 20:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crossbred, a bunch of stuff.

• 20:19Speaker 04

  Wolves.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  That was wild.

• 20:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 20:23Speaker 03

  Cause like I started a skate shop and I started like, I started cooking and I started doing cooking stuff on my vlog channel. And I was like, oh dude, this guy has a hot sauce store up here. So I went up to this house, his hot sauce store, got to talking to him. And he's like, yeah, I invented the Carolina Reaper and invented this and invented this and invented this. So he cross, like, like cross pollinated a bunch of, a bunch of crazy shit. And so that was a small world type thing. And then we ran into someone the other day.

• 20:51Speaker 04

  Ever, we didn't even tell that in, like, any of that. We were like, because it was.

• 20:55Speaker 07

  You didn't know about this?

• 20:55Speaker 04

  No. Sean Evans, yeah, phone number and then Ryan Trahan, what's that little blonde kid's name?

• 21:02Speaker 03

  Ri- Ryan Tra- Trahan?

• 21:03Speaker 04

  Trahan.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  Uh, we, we went to.

• 21:06Speaker 04

  There are a lot of YouTube, yeah, weird YouTube.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. So uh, you, you were not here at that time.

• 21:11Speaker 07

  I was in San Francisco for the.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, you were in San, yeah, you did the Young Americans for Liberty thing. So me and Eli went up to Austin to a YouTube event and we ran into Sean Evans, who's, you know, does hot ones, of course. We ran into Ryan Trahan, who's one of the biggest up and coming YouTubers ever. Fuck, we ran into a, uh. Who ran the event? Rhett and Link did it?

• 21:36Speaker 07

  Dude, I'm getting the pictures and like the text updates as you guys are like doing this event. I'm over here in San Francisco stepping over a human shit and I'm like, God damn it. Of course, of course, I had to miss out on that.

• 21:47Speaker 03

  Me and Eli were like, God damn, I wish Brandon was here.

• 21:50Speaker 07

  Well, you're in Austin stepping over a human shit.

• 21:53Speaker 03

  We were like heroin needles and all that stuff.

• 21:55Speaker 07

  Same, same, but different.

• 21:56The Fat Electrician?

  Same, same, but less taxes.

• 21:59Speaker 04

  It was also that. It was getting an invite to one of those random YouTube. It's like, do you want to show up? And for the most part, show is the one that put it together. She's like, hey, do you guys want to go to this? I was like, what, what is it? And it's like, whoa, it's a whole YouTube thing. I was like, but what is it?

• 22:13Speaker 07

  Normally those summits are basically for people who aren't.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 22:18Speaker 07

  Like big creators. It's just like, oh, do you want to be a YouTuber essentially is what those usually are.

• 22:22The Fat Electrician?

  Career day.

• 22:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:23Speaker 07

  Pretty much.

• 22:25Speaker 04

  Oh, show up in a random, but this was a lot like we were in line and then Ryan Trahan was like two ahead of us. Like, yo, there's some big, and then Rhett and Link behind us. Oh, this is like big boy YouTubers right now. We walk in, they're serving free drinks. We get all that shit. It was food, drinks. And then they made that weird ass milk drink, but filtered it a whole bunch. Skittles milk, something. And it was.

• 22:49Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 22:50Speaker 04

  Yeah. Skittles milk sounds disgusting. Same. I dude, I thought that too. I was like, fuck off. I'm not drinking it.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  Uh, mythical kitchen.

• 23:00The Fat Electrician?

  Well, wait a minute. Did it taste like the milk after you eat a bowl of fruity Pebbles?

• 23:05Speaker 04

  No.

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• 23:35The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, because it got rid of.

• 23:37Speaker 04

  It was, I don't know. It was a weird.

• 23:40The Fat Electrician?

  I was like, fruity milk sounds great. Gross. Wait a minute. Hold on.

• 23:43Speaker 03

  It was not bad.

• 23:44The Fat Electrician?

  The post fruity Pebbles milk is actually kind of delicious. Maybe they're on to something.

• 23:48Speaker 07

  I'm just thinking of the fucking Sam Elliott. Show me the tits on a Skittle.

• 23:58Speaker 03

  Dude, it was, it was.

• 24:02Speaker 03

  It was fun walking out because we're, we're leaving.

• 24:05The Fat Electrician?

  On a shirt.

• 24:07Speaker 03

  We left at the end of the night and Sean Evans, he was like, you're the guy that does the body camera footage with the cop stuff. And I was like, yeah, dude, what's up? Nice to see you. He's like, I've been watching your videos for a minute now. Yeah, it's cool.

• 24:20Speaker 04

  Fucking wild. It was a bunch and the WME, thank you for like having that network there. I didn't realize they also manage Sean Evans and a lot of other of the big guys. So that put that network together and then me and Cody grabbing a drink. I was like, oh, Sean is behind you. He's like, what? He turns to you like, oh, fuck. Oh, that is actually Sean Evans. I was like, yeah, what the? Is this little event?

• 24:47Speaker 07

  I'm just picturing because I wasn't there. I'm just picturing him like a Pokemon where you turn around and he's Sean Evans.

• 24:52Speaker 04

  Sean, Sean Evans, Evans, Sean.

• 24:55Speaker 07

  Man demon.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  We were the oldest people there also.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  We were absolutely the oldest people there.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  Fuck yeah.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  Cause what? I'm, I'm 37. You're 40 now. We were just like, we didn't know what to do with our hands. We're like, okay.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  Everyone was young. That's actually how we started the convo with Sean was, hey, like, we're a agent. Like, oh shit, the old people are here.

• 25:19The Fat Electrician?

  Who's dad are you?

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. Well, it was the agent. I was like, oh, old people, what's up? Everyone's young. They started laughing and then he's like, oh, what do you do? He's like. Country creator for my, you, uh, WME. I was like, oh shit, who do you work with? Grayson or them? He's like, you know, Grace? Like, yeah, there are guys. Oh, and then, and then Sean was like, oh, Cody, like, I know you. I fucking know you from somewhere.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Oh, you do the murder on YouTube.

• 25:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. I want to come shoot guns.

• 25:45Speaker 07

  Yes, man. I'm just picturing like, you know, you have to like, do those like stupid like team building, like the gay team building exercises. It's like Eli stands up and was like, all right, say two interesting facts about yourself. Like, hi, I'm Eli. I, um, I shot a man before most of you were born. Sit back down.

• 26:04Speaker 07

  A room full of fucking YouTube kids. He was like, I play guitar.

• 26:10Speaker 04

  Eli's funny. He's like, hi, I'm Eli. I weigh probably the lightest. I can bench press more than most of you and I have a handicap placard for parking.

• 26:21Speaker 04

  Also, my son's autistic. Ask him about destinations.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  So dude, especially after seeing like, like Ryan Trahan there, everyone was just young as shit.

• 26:35Speaker 07

  How old's he?

• 26:36Speaker 04

  Twenty-four.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  God, he's a young kid.

• 26:38Speaker 04

  Nineteen million subs.

• 26:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly. He's pushing nineteen million subs. Cause like Jimmy, Mr. Beast helps him out with his stuff a lot.

• 26:46Speaker 07

  Cause he's like, what Jimmy's like, what twenty-seven now? Something like that.

• 26:52Speaker 04

  Agent. Also, Rat is fucking monstrous.

• 26:57Speaker 07

  Just tall?

• 26:58Speaker 03

  He was tall.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  He was two steps down.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  Cause we, we, yeah, we were sitting at the edge of the bar where there were three steps.

• 27:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. Like he's six, six, six, seven or something like that. He's a monster on height. So god damn, bro.

• 27:11Speaker 07

  Funny story. I went to the same college as, uh, Rettin Link.

• 27:14Speaker 04

  Didn't I know that?

• 27:15Speaker 07

  Yeah. Middle of nowhere, Buies Creek, North Carolina, Campbell University. They were, uh, they were Campbell boys.

• 27:21Speaker 04

  They put on a good, uh, they put on a good event.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  They were, they were sweethearts and they provided drinks and it was just a fun time. It was a fun time.

• 27:31Speaker 04

  That I will give them a shout out for that. They put on that bit and they went and walked to every group of people and talked to each and every group. That was really cool to see. It was like, okay, that's really.

• 27:42Speaker 07

  Very nice people. It's really nice that they're willing to network in a room full of celebrities.

• 27:48Speaker 04

  When you put it like that.

• 27:51Speaker 07

  Sorry. That was not shade thrown. I just thought that was really funny.

• 27:56Speaker 04

  They also had other people.

• 27:58Speaker 07

  I I I used to watch, uh, like, I mean, that's kind of crazy because like growing up like in high school and whatnot, we used to watch like Good Mythical Morning and stuff like that and just kind of.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  I didn't know like Sav's the only person that introduced me to this.

• 28:10Speaker 07

  Really?

• 28:10Speaker 04

  I never watched or heard of them before that. And then Sav's like, oh, this is my thing. And then it's like, oh, hey, I told her like three days before. He's like, oh yeah, we're going to a little party thing. She said, okay.

• 28:21Speaker 07

  It's mind blowing. It's like classical YouTube, but like their ad for the spanner, the like the, uh, catheter. They did like a fake catheter ad, like pretending to be old people. It's, God, that skit's probably over 10 years old now, but, uh, no, it's just old school YouTube that, you know.

• 28:39Speaker 04

  They do music videos like you, like Sav didn't realize you used to do music videos.

• 28:44Speaker 07

  Back when the algorithm still rewarded three and a half minute content that used copyrighted backing tracks. Can't really do that anymore.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, let's play like Free Bird every.

• 28:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, as they get older, they are less impressed.

• 29:00Speaker 03

  What do you guys got going on in the future, though? What videos are we making next, boys?

• 29:04The Fat Electrician?

  Death. Uh, wait, what? Videos?

• 29:08Speaker 03

  I'd say.

• 29:09The Fat Electrician?

  I'm running out of things. When I was 19, I wrote, I wrote a checklist. It was pretty short.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  You guys got welcome to the podcast. We're all just fucking tired now.

• 29:17Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 29:18The Fat Electrician?

  I'm awake.

• 29:20The Fat Electrician?

  Eli's drinking an Echelon right now. I knew the Mexican half of them would love it. You're gonna be able to do math so fast now?

• 29:27Speaker 07

  I'm actually, I'm gonna try that mixed with. Try that mixed with vodka, see if that's any better, but.

• 29:33The Fat Electrician?

  Drink the Echelon.

• 29:35Speaker 07

  I don't.

• 29:35The Fat Electrician?

  It's the, it's the healthiest energy drink for you.

• 29:38Speaker 07

  All right. And now you're just using talking points.

• 29:40The Fat Electrician?

  That's true.

• 29:41Speaker 07

  Is it really?

• 29:41The Fat Electrician?

  No, like legit, there's.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  Very clean.

• 29:43The Fat Electrician?

  It's legit. It's between this and Jaco Go for the healthiest energy drink you can drink. There's only.

• 29:49Speaker 07

  There's. 300 milligrams of caffeine?

• 29:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, this is aggressive.

• 29:54Speaker 07

  Me.

• 29:55The Fat Electrician?

  It's an aggressive energy drink, but there's only seven ingredients that aren't active. Whereas like most other energy like all like C4 and Monster all actually have like over 20.

• 30:05Speaker 07

  It's all just niacin makes your skin burn.

• 30:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, it's basically pre-workout in a can if we're being honest, but like I'm very drunk, so it's.

• 30:12Speaker 07

  But that's got niacin in it, like a bunch of niacin.

• 30:13The Fat Electrician?

  It's got niacin, beta alan, that's why my face is itchy right now. It's a great time.

• 30:17Speaker 04

  Oh, my favorite natural Thai chili pepper extract. Delicious with the soup.

• 30:24Speaker 04

  An active ingredient.

• 30:26Speaker 07

  Whoever owns Echelon is very, aside from you as well, very, very big fan of spice.

• 30:33The Fat Electrician?

  I love it.

• 30:34Speaker 07

  Spicy food.

• 30:35The Fat Electrician?

  We have, you want to know our new flavor?

• 30:37Speaker 03

  You'll hate communist 300 times faster.

• 30:39The Fat Electrician?

  This is true.

• 30:40Speaker 04

  Oh, that got.

• 30:44Speaker 07

  Got some spunk.

• 30:44Speaker 04

  Yeah. I always forget. I haven't drank it. Like I'll take a sip at Cody's house and then completely forget.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Which by the way, Echelon, thank you for sending me all the drinks I don't drink.

• 31:02Speaker 07

  This is like that. Have you seen that? The bit from Shane Gillis's podcast? Where they did the the BetterHelp ad? And it was like, it was like their last BetterHelp ad. It was like the shittiest ad read. And they were just laughing about the ad read the whole time. It's like, this is why they're not sponsored anymore.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  What'd they go on? That's one that could be hilarious if you just.

• 31:23Speaker 07

  I don't remember it well enough. I just remember like they were just like, oh yeah, totally.

• 31:28Speaker 03

  Helps my PTSD.

• 31:31The Fat Electrician?

  This is what? Oh, I did have a question. Have you guys watched? B, is it BBC? Not Big Blackhawks.

• 31:39Speaker 07

  Then in that case, no.

• 31:41The Fat Electrician?

  Definitely not.

• 31:41Speaker 04

  The British.

• 31:42The Fat Electrician?

  Channel. British Broadcasting. Network.

• 31:45Speaker 07

  Basically socialist Fox News.

• 31:47The Fat Electrician?

  Whatever. I get what you're saying. Go on.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  Okay, okay.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  Which was.

• 31:50The Fat Electrician?

  Their SAS show. About like the world. There's a fuck.

• 31:54Speaker 04

  They have a series about the.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  Just have to do something with a friend of ours.

• 31:59The Fat Electrician?

  I have a list of things I don't trust and the British is pretty, pretty high up.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  Does it start with Christian schmackhead?

• 32:05The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. After hearing, after hearing how they treated him, I'm not a huge fan. Wasn't a huge fan to begin with. Definitely not now.

• 32:12Speaker 07

  When did the SAS come about? World War II?

• 32:15The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, yeah, it was prior to World War II started out. Yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 03

  It's following that time from. It was a Churchill thing, right?

• 32:21The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, that was the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.

• 32:25Speaker 03

  Oh, one of the coolest movies ever, except there's a huge queer in it too.

• 32:29Speaker 07

  He's just violence today.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm sorry. Even the one guy that plays the most violent actor of all time, but he also does not want anyone to have assault rifles.

• 32:41Speaker 07

  That's funny. It's like, yeah, when you're built like him, yeah, he's like, oh, I don't understand the need. It's like, yeah, well, no shit. It's for people like you.

• 32:46The Fat Electrician?

  SAS, that's the guy that plays Reacher?

• 32:48Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 32:48The Fat Electrician?

  He's a huge anti-gun guy?

• 32:50Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 32:50The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that's upsetting. I just watched like a really funny interview about him like getting the role for Reacher.

• 32:55Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 32:56The Fat Electrician?

  Cause he was, he was talking about it and he's like, yeah, I was really nervous because the director wanted somebody that was like anatomically exactly what Reacher was in the books or whatever. And Reacher's like six, eight, and he's like, I'm only six, four, and I'm, I'm like 30 pounds lighter than Reacher is in the book, but he's just yoked to the gills.

• 33:15Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:15The Fat Electrician?

  And he's like, so I was really nervous when I went in for the acting portion of the casting and I had a lav mic on that I just put on. They didn't put it on me and I went and I did my whole set and they made me re film it because they were getting like some weird interference in the audio. That sounded like a boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. He's like, my heart was beating so hard, so fast, it fucked up the audio. So they made me redo it. And he's like, they asked if I had a mic on. He's like, no. And then he like turned around and threw the mic behind this, behind the stage and re get it and got the role. So I was like, that's pretty fucking hilarious.

• 33:49Speaker 07

  That's pretty funny. I just hate like guys like that are just like, I don't understand why you'd need a gun. It's like, yeah, well, when some hundred pound blonde gets chased in a parking lot by somebody who looks like you.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Makes sense.

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• 35:34Speaker 04

  Also new reels, I don't know if you've, one dude does these shorts and it's a girl running. It's like a different girl each time and it's him sprinting at them. It's always nighttime. He's like helping girls get home, part four.

• 35:47Speaker 07

  Oh my God.

• 35:52Speaker 04

  Sprinting. I was like, this is fucking hilarious.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  The meme where it's like, I'm just trying to help girls get home to their cars.

• 35:58Speaker 07

  His name is Bing Brought.

• 36:01The Fat Electrician?

  I have a really, I have a really funny idea for a pepper box special. The gang does inception. So you know those stupid videos where like the it's like a film crew and there's an actor and it's like a like a seven year old girl that's an actor and like a creepy thirty five year old guy that's also an actor but the little girl goes and sits next to like a normal person on a park bench and then like after a minute or two like the creepy thirty five comes up it's like oh yeah what what's your name oh yeah your mom told me to come pick you up like blatantly trying to abduct this girl in front of this other person to see how they react

• 36:34Speaker 07

  and they never do

• 36:35The Fat Electrician?

  I want us to do an inception where we hire a film crew to do that and they think they're pranking a random person but the random person is JD delay and they don't know that and JD doesn't know that either and we just see what happens

• 36:51Speaker 07

  so we're like hey JD can you be at this park bench we got a we got a thing we want to film with you blah blah blah

• 36:57The Fat Electrician?

  the gang instigates a murder

• 37:01Speaker 07

  JD delay goes back to prison

• 37:06The Fat Electrician?

  that's the logo back to prison

• 37:08Speaker 07

  what a thumbnail

• 37:09The Fat Electrician?

  there's conveniently a wood chipper like three feet from the park bench

• 37:13Speaker 07

  all right you make it one other level of inception deeper the actor doesn't know JD delay is gonna be there either

• 37:20Speaker 03

  are you just speed running our cone of skill

• 37:25Speaker 04

  I just like a wood chipper

• 37:28Speaker 07

  like set that portion in

• 37:33Speaker 04

  Patty Maine have you ever heard of him

• 37:34The Fat Electrician?

  yeah

• 37:35Speaker 04

  I say so it's a show about him

• 37:38The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know Patty Maine's dope

• 37:40Speaker 04

  so the they did an entire series about it's on season two

• 37:44Speaker 03

  who dope

• 37:45Speaker 04

  BBC like I it for military from the clips I've seen I actually wouldn't watch I was gonna ask you guys if any of you seen it but it is

• 37:52Speaker 07

  never heard of it

• 37:53Speaker 04

  fucking we'll just chase you're gonna have to cut this one so like

• 37:58The Fat Electrician?

  Bro.

• 37:59Speaker 04

  Was he like, what was Patty made like according to this, he was did, he led an awesome team SAS respected the out of him, but also a complete shitbag.

• 38:08The Fat Electrician?

  He was just, I mean, he's the classic case of like the dude that you want in war. I mean, he's like Jake McNasty or like a lot of the other guys that I do videos on where it's just like, this is the guy that like, we're not going to tolerate him in a time of peace, but in a time of war, it's like, he's just, he's so good. You just kind of got to put up with it.

• 38:27Speaker 03

  Yes, like in gentlemanly warfare.

• 38:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 38:30Speaker 03

  Slim to their shit. It's like, if any of us went back into war right now, it's like, we don't want to be here and we're going to be gnarly about everything that happens.

• 38:40Speaker 04

  Oh, I'd be sad.

• 38:41Speaker 03

  I'm not going to shave my face and I'm not going to fucking put up with a lot of shit.

• 38:45The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, that's my like, if I, I think like my goal right now is I really, really want Mel Gibson to do another movie and I want him to bring me on as a technical advisor for literally any story I've ever done a video on and have a Mel Gibson directed movie of any war hero I've ever done. And I just want to be the technical advisor and an extra.

• 39:08Speaker 03

  Can I, I'm, I'm going to do something right now, guys.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  If you know Taylor Sheridan, who directed

• 39:16The Fat Electrician?

  Yellowstone.

• 39:16Speaker 03

  Sicario, Sicario two, Yellowstone, Wind River, all of that. Reach out to us because we can all act and we can all write, especially Nick that comes to a historical role. Please.

• 39:30Speaker 07

  Plus you've been trying to get into the writing thing for a while.

• 39:32Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm down. I'll act. All right. Like I want to do that shit. Nick wants to write historical stuff.

• 39:38Speaker 07

  Cause you've just been talking about like wanting to learn from a writer like Taylor Sheridan.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:42Speaker 07

  His stuff is rad.

• 39:44Speaker 03

  Dude, I, I don't even like, I, I've got a job now. I, I don't care. I will sit to the side and watch you write and direct. It'll be kinda cool.

• 39:53The Fat Electrician?

  Well, like, what was the movie? Uh, you showed me the clip. I've never seen the movie, but it's about like the bank robbers.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, Hell or High Water.

• 40:01The Fat Electrician?

  So like you showed me the fight scene outside the gas station and you pointed it out after the fact, but there's this fight scene in the gas station. And the dude's sitting in the car and the dude, like some guy pulls up the gun is like talking smack. And then his partner comes around and like beats the shit out of the guy. You'd think there's ten of me. And then Cody pointed out, he's like, what you don't see is the dude sitting in the car that didn't move the whole time. Dude was just like acting lazy and being super badass. He had a gun in his hand the whole time. So like, he was always in control of the situation, but like they never bothered to point it out. You just had to notice it. And like, that's the type of shit that I would want to do in an actual war movie.

• 40:39The Fat Electrician?

  It's like all those little, little tiny details where it's like, you could watch it four times, never catch it. And the fifth time you would catch it and be like, oh shit. I never noticed that part before.

• 40:49Speaker 03

  Well, it's like, I'm a published author. I have 500 written articles. I have over a thousand YouTube videos that comes to that. And that's the one thing I noticed. I was like, oh yeah, he was in control of the situation.

• 41:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 41:01Speaker 03

  Have you seen that, Beely?

• 41:02Speaker 04

  No, I need to watch that one. I've never heard of that. Is it a movie?

• 41:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, Hell or High Water. That one scene is fucking brilliant.

• 41:12The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah, in 1911.

• 41:15The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's under control the entire time. So those little details. That's like the little shit, like every, uh, so like the, like the one thing that's always bothered, I, I think Band of Brothers did it for a second, but like, paratroopers in World War Two, like when they jumped into Normandy, like they had a whole protocol about like how to advance. And like identify each other because they were so scattered. So like they had a little tiny clicker. You know, like the, the dog training clickers that you can buy.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  They call it the cricket?

• 41:40The Fat Electrician?

  They called it crickets. They had crickets and that's how they would signal each other. And if you had a cricket, you would hit it and then like they would hit theirs back and then you would yell a challenge word and they would respond with the answer. And it was, uh, like thunder and or lightning was the challenge word and they would have to respond with thunder.

• 42:00Speaker 04

  Or flash.

• 42:01The Fat Electrician?

  Or flash and they did that on purpose because the Germans couldn't say thunder. It would be dunder. So then they would know that even if the Germans knew the code word, they wouldn't be able to pronounce thunder. So like little shit like that.

• 42:13Speaker 03

  Well, it's like, the technical director on, um, fuck, what's the one with Jake Gyllenhaal?

• 42:20Speaker 07

  Jarhead?

• 42:21Speaker 03

  No, no, the cop movie.

• 42:23Speaker 07

  Oh, uh, End of Watch.

• 42:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, End of Watch. He's sitting there talking to the dude. Remember that he fights the guy? He takes his, he takes his badge off and fights the guy. But next time they see him, he's got his hand up on the window. He's got his gun underneath his arm. It's like, so I would do that as a cop. Like, I would have my, like, if someone came to talk to me, I would pull my gun out and just have it up underneath my arm. It's like, yeah, you want to try anything? It's not going to work out for you, bubba. And it's like little technical things like that. It's, it's so cool to see in movies.

• 42:53Speaker 07

  We have good directors. You're, you're, what? I mean, uh, fucking Tarantino's really into.

• 43:00The Fat Electrician?

  Tarantino with the three thing.

• 43:02Speaker 07

  Dude, he is.

• 43:03The Fat Electrician?

  And then Glorious Bastards.

• 43:05Speaker 07

  His level of detail is insane.

• 43:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, because he knew that Polish people did three like this and not like this. And that's how the Germans identified it. It's like those tiny little details are so cool.

• 43:15Speaker 07

  I'm just thinking of, still back to your, uh, your, your, uh, Thunder Flash, the whole thing. Uh, or Flash Thunder.

• 43:23Speaker 01

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• 43:38Speaker 07

  Imagine fighting the Japanese.

• 43:41The Fat Electrician?

  Deck the halls with Bows of Holly. Fallow, lowlow.

• 43:44Speaker 07

  Ra ra ra ra ra.

• 43:45The Fat Electrician?

  Ra ra ra ra. Ra ra ra ra ra ra.

• 43:50The Fat Electrician?

  Your favorite clothing brand. Ruru Remit.

• 43:58Speaker 07

  Rutro Raggy.

• 44:01The Fat Electrician?

  Did I tell you what I talked Jake into?

• 44:03Speaker 07

  No.

• 44:03The Fat Electrician?

  For Pepperbox? He's gonna fu- he's gonna let Pepperbox fund it.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  What is it?

• 44:08The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, have you ever watched, uh, Deadliest Warrior?

• 44:10Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 44:11The Fat Electrician?

  It was like my favorite show in high school where they had like, what would happen if a Viking fought a ninja?

• 44:15Speaker 07

  Where you play hooky from school and just watch that for three hours straight on Spike TV or whatever?

• 44:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, and like when it was like Special Forces, they had like actual Delta guys, but for like pirates and ninjas, it was just like a bunch of dudes they found at the fucking mall, talking about how deadly a katana is.

• 44:29Speaker 07

  That's how ballistic dumb news got cool.

• 44:30The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 44:31Speaker 07

  Literally. I'm pretty sure that started that whole business. That and YouTubers.

• 44:35The Fat Electrician?

  So, and then like at the end of the show, they had the, the, the very technical AI simulation, whatever, where actors would like reenact a battle or whatever. Uh, I just want to do like three to five minute cutscenes of the end of the battle. And I have a, I have a buddy that grew up in Japan. He's Japanese, speaks English and Japanese like super fluent. But, and he's been doing jujitsu for five years with me. So I want to bring him out and we're going to get him dressed up in an Imperial Japanese uniform and I'm going to be in army GI uniform and we're going to have like a three minute fight to the death. It's going to devolve into a jujitsu match at the end of it. And then if that goes good, ideally, we're going to bring admin out to be an SS guy.

• 45:16The Fat Electrician?

  And then we'll just like bring out different and just basically just recreate the end scene of Deadliest Warrior.

• 45:21Speaker 04

  It's just fighting, fighting sequences.

• 45:23The Fat Electrician?

  I'll do it.

• 45:24Speaker 07

  So basically bring admin out to be himself.

• 45:31Speaker 04

  I will say, um, it's now on my algorithm, of course, watching medieval fights. This one dude, he just recreates what medieval fights would actually be like against peasants.

• 45:41The Fat Electrician?

  They're gnarly.

• 45:42Speaker 04

  Bro, they are.

• 45:43The Fat Electrician?

  When knights were fighting, it's gnarly.

• 45:46Speaker 04

  Dude, they're because they're just like beating the shit out of each other.

• 45:49The Fat Electrician?

  Douglas.

• 45:50Speaker 07

  Douglas.

• 45:50The Fat Electrician?

  Douglas. Oh, we had Douglas.

• 45:52Speaker 04

  It's just dinner.

• 45:55Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  He's still big now.

• 45:58The Fat Electrician?

  He's still got the puppy, he's still got the puppy breath.

• 46:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. Guess what? You're part of the podcast now. Hey. Oh, this is the first time introducing Douglas to the podcast.

• 46:07The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's, yep.

• 46:08Speaker 07

  Uh, no, I think it is.

• 46:09The Fat Electrician?

  We brought him on before.

• 46:10Speaker 07

  Have we?

• 46:10The Fat Electrician?

  For sure. We brought him on last time I was here. He was much smaller. He's like doubled in size. So.

• 46:14Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:16The Fat Electrician?

  This is bigger Douglas.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  This is big Doug.

• 46:18The Fat Electrician?

  Level two Doug.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  Good Doug.

• 46:20Speaker 04

  Level two Doug is here. God, now I need to find that medieval fights because that was, it'd be the peasants versus one medieval knight and it was not scripted. So it is, you guys just go and take each other down. The only time you're dead is if they like pin you down and like stab you with a like dull knife in the.

• 46:38Speaker 07

  Just like real life.

• 46:39Speaker 04

  Yeah. But otherwise you're like, oh, this is fucking brutal.

• 46:43The Fat Electrician?

  Really good movie on Netflix. It's, I think it's a Netflix original. Um, it's Matt Damon and Adam Driver.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  Oh, my god, yeah, dude.

• 46:51The Fat Electrician?

  That, oh, that's based off of, um, uh, the two. Is that based on your life?

• 46:56Speaker 04

  That's yeah, that is that.

• 46:56The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, really? I didn't know that.

• 46:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, that is actual.

• 46:59The Fat Electrician?

  The movie is so good.

• 47:00Speaker 07

  This is the one that came out like a couple of years ago?

• 47:01The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it came out a couple of years ago and like the whole concept of the movie is like, uh, Matt Damon and Adam Driver are like best friends and they're like the top knights that get sent out by the king to go like conquer shit.

• 47:11Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 47:11The Fat Electrician?

  And eventually Adam Driver's character becomes more of like the political guy that stays back home and like does the political side and Matt Damon is like the conqueror out in the field, like just being gritty and gnarly. And he like kind of builds a little bit of resentment and Adam Driver has the hots for Matt Damon's wife and he ends up, um, force forcing himself upon her and.

• 47:36Speaker 04

  On what? That's what's crazy. That is the different narrations of it and that's what actually happened. One was, oh, he, uh, grape'd me. The other was like, no, it was okay. No, this. And so all three stories and they tell it really well.

• 47:49The Fat Electrician?

  Adam, Adam Driver was like, no, she wanted it and she's like, no, she didn't. And Matt.

• 47:53Speaker 07

  So there's ambiguity of what happened kind of thing.

• 47:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but Matt Damon is like, Matt Damon basically goes to his wife and is like, ju- just like basically, did you cheat on me or not? Cause I'm going to kill this guy if he didn't. And she's like, I didn't cheat on you. And he challenged Adam Driver to basically a duel to the death to de- to determine if he was guilty. And it, the movie ends with Matt Damon and Adam Driver having a night fight to the death and it devolves into like, a real knife fight of like swords and axes aren't effective on plate armor. We're having a grappling match with daggers.

• 48:24Speaker 04

  We're punching each other with gauntlets. Teeth are falling out and then I stab you in the leg and then I'm stabbing you in the fucking crotch.

• 48:34Speaker 07

  So basically like both, both of them die.

• 48:36The Fat Electrician?

  Well, no, one of them does. I'll let you watch the movie.

• 48:39Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 48:39The Fat Electrician?

  One of them definitely dies.

• 48:41Speaker 07

  I'm just, I'm just thinking like in, in what, what year is this roughly?

• 48:44Speaker 04

  Sixteen hundreds?

• 48:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, fourteen, sixteen hundred, I don't know, knights.

• 48:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, this is.

• 48:49The Fat Electrician?

  Knights in plate armor times.

• 48:50Speaker 07

  Bacteria is still magic. So it's like, ah, after you get stabbed in the femoral and you know, just like cut in 18 different places while you're in like pig shit mud.

• 49:00The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, the wife, the wife, she, they just lock her up and put her on a pedestal. It's like, hey, if your husband dies, we're hanging you and burning you. It's like, yeah, if your husband.

• 49:12Speaker 04

  Dies like you're getting burned for lying about it. So it was like, And she was pregnant at the time too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a gnarly movie.

• 49:21Speaker 07

  Straight up like Bowser, Princess Peach shit.

• 49:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. She lost no matter what. Like, that was the crazy thing. It was like the wife and they're like, what a whore. And then the other side's like, whoa, well, either way, she has to stand up here and stand in front of the court and watch this battle. Her husband's gonna die.

• 49:37Speaker 07

  But if the husband wins.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  She was innocent.

• 49:40Speaker 07

  Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay.

• 49:41Speaker 04

  But it tells like, that's what's crazy. It's all three perspectives. So her perspective is like, uh, oh, I'm getting grape. And then the Matt Damon's perspective, he doesn't like his wife. It's like, uh, he like hit her.

• 49:54Speaker 07

  For honor, kind of thing, or like?

• 49:56Speaker 04

  It's back in the day when it was like, she's property. So he like slaps her. It's like, why'd you let the grape happen? Like hits her. Why didn't you fight back?

• 50:04Speaker 07

  Sentence. Yeah.

• 50:05Speaker 04

  Dude.

• 50:07Speaker 04

  It's a wild movie, but it's really good.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  We used to be a proper country.

• 50:11Speaker 07

  Well, this was.

• 50:11Speaker 04

  That wasn't our country.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't care. Dude, same principles apply.

• 50:18Speaker 07

  Cody's like, let's go back to pre Manokta. That was pretty cool.

• 50:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, like public hangings. Let's do it.

• 50:25The Fat Electrician?

  My, uh, the town I graduated high school in had one of the last public hangings in the U S.

• 50:29Speaker 07

  Really?

• 50:29Speaker 03

  Oh, you, you know, last, our fucking two weeks ago, we just had the first public execution with a firing.

• 50:37The Fat Electrician?

  Gunfire. Yeah. Since like twenty, twenty, twenty ten at least, they did one a while back in Idaho, but this was like the first one in a while.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  You know, I mean, the guy, the guy was a shithead, but he was basically, he was like, I don't want to die by injection because it, they mess it up sometimes. I, I don't want to die like by getting, uh, electrocuted because that would suck.

• 51:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that would suck.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Yeah. He's like, I just want to get shot.

• 51:02Speaker 04

  One oh five howitzer. If you just, if I had a choice and they're like, you're gonna die, but okay, let somebody's get some YouTube.

• 51:08The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah, for sure.

• 51:09Speaker 04

  And then stand me in front of one oh five.

• 51:11Speaker 07

  Pull up the Garanthum clip.

• 51:15Speaker 04

  Not the body. I want my head.

• 51:19Speaker 07

  Oh, don't, it don't matter.

• 51:21Speaker 04

  Nothing would make me happier than the last thing I see is some drive tanks guy bore sighting in the back for. Yeah. Don't move fucker.

• 51:30Speaker 07

  The last thing you hear is ears.

• 51:34Speaker 04

  You still go like this.

• 51:38The Fat Electrician?

  Your arms are standing there still you just freeze right your head's gone.

• 51:42Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 51:43Speaker 03

  I really don't understand how we don't have not not even public execution but public humiliation these days.

• 51:50The Fat Electrician?

  The flogging.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're like if you steal from your neighbor.

• 51:54The Fat Electrician?

  The town.

• 51:54Speaker 03

  We're gonna let the town come by and just throw vegetables at you.

• 51:58The Fat Electrician?

  The town I.

• 51:59Speaker 03

  And no one's gonna steal after that.

• 52:01The Fat Electrician?

  The town I graduated high school in, Charles City, Iowa, I think they had a public hanging in like nineteen fifty nine. Like it was one of the most recent ones. There was a dude, I think he was, it was either murder or a sexual assault. And.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  J- walking.

• 52:18The Fat Electrician?

  Basically, so like in the town, there's a river that runs midway through the town. There's two bridges. It's literally the courthouse and like eighty feet outside the courthouse door, which is also the jail, is one of the bridges. Like Main Street Bridge, apparently like two hundred people just showed up to the jail one night and were like, we're taking that motherfucker. You letting him, are you letting us do it or are we gonna make you let us do it? And the jailers were like, fucking, I guess you're taking him. And they walked him outside and threw him over the side of the fucking bridge.

• 52:50Speaker 07

  Based.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:51The Fat Electrician?

  Done.

• 52:52Speaker 07

  So, uh, Nick can't answer this because I'm pretty sure he knows. When do you think the last execution via guillotine was? Like being straight up like eighteen.

• 53:03Speaker 03

  Like an actual like the big blade coming down.

• 53:06The Fat Electrician?

  Wasn't it nineteen? I know, uh, well, no, Christopher Lee got to witness one. The actor who passed and also did like Lord of the Rings, like Sith Lord.

• 53:15Speaker 03

  Oh, the gnarliest fucking actor of all time. He was on General Warfare. He was part of that crew, right?

• 53:21The Fat Electrician?

  In real life? I'm not sure. He was in World War Two.

• 53:24Speaker 07

  He was probably like some sort of special forces stuff, but.

• 53:26Speaker 03

  Not, not SS.

• 53:28Speaker 07

  SAS?

• 53:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 53:29Speaker 03

  He was SAS. No, no, no, it was, um. It wasn't SAS.

• 53:33Speaker 04

  SBS? Special Boat Service? Yeah.

• 53:36Speaker 03

  No, no, no, our.

• 53:37Speaker 04

  In my six or some shit?

• 53:39Speaker 07

  SOS, he needs help.

• 53:40Speaker 04

  British Commandos?

• 53:41Speaker 07

  He killed people. I think, yeah, it was something like.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  He was like.

• 53:44Speaker 03

  He was a British special.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  Variation of special forces in World War II.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  Precursors for the SAS and the SBS being brought about.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  OCS?

• 53:54Speaker 03

  He was, he was, he was part of Winston Churchill's.

• 53:58Speaker 04

  Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare?

• 54:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:00Speaker 07

  He was the royal, uh, he was in the Royal Air, uh, Air Service.

• 54:03Speaker 03

  So.

• 54:03Speaker 07

  Or excuse me, uh, Royal Air Force, so RAF.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  But he was.

• 54:07Speaker 07

  And then, uh.

• 54:10Speaker 07

  Yeah, precursor to the SAS, which was, uh, yeah. Attaining the rank of Flight Lieutenant specializing in intelligence, including decoding German ciphers and working in the Long Range Desert Group. LRDG.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  He wrote the book for the SAS to come about, which were like, if you guys don't know it, the SAS is, it's like the Navy SEALs of the British Special Forces guys.

• 54:31Speaker 07

  SOE.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  SOE, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:33Speaker 07

  Yeah, Special Operations Executive.

• 54:35Speaker 04

  When Grey Tongue stabs, uh, Sauron, that's when, and that's what my Peter Jackson's like, you're going like, ah, oh. And he's like, what, what, you don't make sounds. They don't make that sound when you get stabbed in the back. He's like, what, what are you talking about? How would you know? He's like, cause I stabbed you in the back.

• 54:51Speaker 07

  That was my favorite, like.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  He's like, no, they make this noise.

• 54:55Speaker 04

  You're like, damn.

• 54:57Speaker 07

  The juxtaposition of him telling the story and Peter Jackson telling the story.

• 55:01Speaker 03

  Dude.

• 55:01Speaker 07

  Is my favorite edit. Cause it's the same story, but it's just back and forth. He's like, I just really wasn't gonna argue with him. Wasn't gonna fight him.

• 55:10Speaker 04

  What's, uh, Timothy?

• 55:11Speaker 07

  But real, real quick, uh, we edged the audience on the guillotine thing.

• 55:14Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, was it nineteen? I would say, well, actually I think it's in the seventies now that you told this story. It's like seventy-six, right?

• 55:21Speaker 07

  Nineteen seventy-seven.

• 55:22Speaker 04

  Dang it, where?

• 55:23Speaker 07

  Oh, uh, in France, I believe. So I, yeah, I, I, I thought it was in the seventies, but yeah, straight up. Uh, it was the last person to be executed by guillotine was in France, uh, September tenth, nineteen seventy-seven.

• 55:35Speaker 04

  I would do that. That wouldn't be too bad.

• 55:37Speaker 07

  For the kidnapping, torture and murder of Elizabeth, uh, Bouquet.

• 55:42Speaker 04

  Based.

• 55:43Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  I just, I don't understand, ah, fuck dude. How, how much less crime would there be if we just publicly executed people these days?

• 55:51Speaker 07

  How, how, so instead of doing private prisons? What if we did private executions?

• 55:58Speaker 07

  What if we just crowd, what if we just had like pay-per-views, a special section of Netflix or Amazon Prime?

• 56:04Speaker 04

  Come watch on Switch TV where you push a button for donos on how much, like how they die is just dono.

• 56:12Speaker 07

  Let's talk to the South Carolina correction system about putting that on Pepperbox.

• 56:17Speaker 03

  What's, dude, what, what kills me is like back in the day during like Yellowstone era is when someone like stole a horse because you're, you're basically stealing a man's life and you stole his horse. So they would execute horse thieves.

• 56:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  And back in that day, they would take you out to the, the, the town square and they would just hang you and people would come from miles around and build picnics around that because it was an event. It was a party.

• 56:46Speaker 04

  They didn't have phones.

• 56:47Speaker 03

  Yeah. And they would, so they would, like, like you would take your family out and have a party and watch some dude just hang because he stole a horse.

• 56:54Speaker 07

  Funny story about that, like the, the things you take your fucking family out to. One of my favorite stories is, uh, in the beginning of the civil war. So Battle of, uh, First Manassas or Bull Run, uh, everybody expected this to be like a two-week war, ended up being like the, the darkest four years of American history. Uh, when both the, the Confederate and Union, Union armies were marching at each other in Manassas, Virginia, uh, everyone wanted to go see the spectacle that was going to be this new war. And you had families picnicking on a hill overseeing the battle. And it was like, there are photos of it. They straight up like, you want to go see some mass death kids?

• 57:36Speaker 03

  But like, like every woman who watches Yellowstone and watches all these things that Sheridan especially is making, they romanticize the whole thing. Like, oh, it's so sweet.

• 57:46Speaker 07

  Eighteen eighty-three, nineteen twenty-three.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  These women are so sweet and they're so lovely in this love story. It's like, you don't realize how fucking gnarly it was back then.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  Property.

• 57:56The Fat Electrician?

  For property.

• 57:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh, okay. But back to my point, I would love to see people be executed.

• 58:06Speaker 03

  So my, my, my police department, like, we stopped. We couldn't stop responding to crimes at a specific Walmart. But it sucked responding there because everyone's taxpayer dollars was going to this one specific Walmart. And it like, you know, if we just took one shoplifter out and just flogged them, they probably stopped fucking. Stealing batteries to make meth from that Walmart.

• 58:35Speaker 07

  Who was it the other day that was just like, like, everything's a psy op? Uh, they're saying like, yeah, I'm just taking a whole truckload of lithium ion batteries into the hood. An entire cargo container full of double A's.

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Huh? I don't know. The, the, the more and more, do you guys want to get deep into this shit?

• 58:56The Fat Electrician?

  I, please, I'm on, I'm on the train. Don't stop now.

• 59:00Speaker 07

  Let's, let's see, let's go for it.

• 59:02The Fat Electrician?

  See where this rabbit hole goes.

• 59:03Speaker 04

  Real quick, real quick. Did you watch The King? Timothy Chalamet?

• 59:09Speaker 03

  What Chalamet do now?

• 59:11Speaker 04

  The king, uh, when it's.

• 59:14Speaker 04

  Plays which. It's, uh, when it's in dating France, the king in England and they.

• 59:20The Fat Electrician?

  That's.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  You told me to watch it.

• 59:21The Fat Electrician?

  Specifically.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  Dude, that is again, a really good, if you want to see actual like combat, it is at the same level of, uh, the movie you were talking about earlier. Where it's just violent and Timothy Chalamet, the guy's like full night and it's muddy because they chose that.

• 59:36Speaker 07

  Yeah, you told me about this.

• 59:38Speaker 04

  Violent because he's like slipping. He doesn't have traction. So it's like, okay, he walks up, fucking disarms him and then.

• 59:44The Fat Electrician?

  You know what? Nothing beats a knight's tail. So there's that.

• 59:48Speaker 03

  That's true. God damn.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  We will rock.

• 59:50Speaker 03

  You know, God, that fucking died early.

• 59:55Speaker 07

  Also, I found out, you remember the, the, the naked guy, like the, the comedic relief from Knight's Tale?

• 1:00:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Speaker 07

  That was Vision in Jarvis from.

• 1:00:03The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, yeah, dude.

• 1:00:04Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:00:05The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the Herald that was like the hype man.

• 1:00:07Speaker 07

  I only watched that movie, maybe like three years ago.

• 1:00:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's, he's the poet.

• 1:00:11Speaker 07

  I was like, whoa.

• 1:00:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:13Speaker 07

  I know that voice.

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  I forgot he was Vision. Holy shit. Yeah.

• 1:00:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  Also, classic movie. You've never watched Night Stelth? Just go.

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  Night Stelth is just, it's a brilliant movie, dude. If you want, if you want to see him before he died, like, that's such a good movie.

• 1:00:27Speaker 07

  It's not a good movie.

• 1:00:29Speaker 03

  It's a fun movie.

• 1:00:31Speaker 07

  It's like Star, I put, I put it with Starship Troopers.

• 1:00:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:34Speaker 07

  It's not a good film. But it's one of my favorites.

• 1:00:37Speaker 04

  But it's objectively awesome.

• 1:00:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  It's, yeah, it's cool.

• 1:00:40Speaker 03

  Fuck.

• 1:00:41Speaker 04

  They knew about Queen.

• 1:00:43Speaker 07

  In the medieval times, cause like they're playing, we will rock you.

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:48Speaker 07

  It's a movie that could have only come out in that same period with Starship Troopers. Like, late nineties, early two thousands was a different.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  Uh, man, love that movie.

• 1:00:57The Fat Electrician?

  Back on, back on Lord of the Rings for a second. You know who was originally the first person offered the role of Aragon in Lord of the Rings?

• 1:01:06Speaker 03

  Nah, come on, tell us.

• 1:01:07The Fat Electrician?

  Russell Crowe.

• 1:01:09Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:01:09The Fat Electrician?

  He declined. Guess how much money he was offered to play the role of Aragon?

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  Oh, god, forty, forty million? Uh, that's probably like thirty to forty.

• 1:01:19The Fat Electrician?

  Ten percent of all the.

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 1:01:22The Fat Electrician?

  To Lord of the Rings.

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  That's more than forty million, bubba.

• 1:01:26The Fat Electrician?

  That's over a billion dollars. We're talking action figures.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Why'd he turn it down?

• 1:01:32The Fat Electrician?

  Because, uh, the director of Lord of the Rings didn't want Russell Crowe to play, and he wanted the guy, what's the guy that played Aragon? Uh, he's got a weird name, like Victor Veet.

• 1:01:43Speaker 03

  Uh, Vigo Mortensen.

• 1:01:45The Fat Electrician?

  He actually wanted him to do it, and Russell Crowe just like knew that that's what the director wanted, so he just declined the role, cause he didn't want a role that the director didn't want him in, but he's like, yeah, I missed out on a fuck ton of money.

• 1:01:57Speaker 03

  Did, so, okay, so did Vigo Mortensen get ten percent of the franchise?

• 1:02:00The Fat Electrician?

  I don't think so. I don't, cause he wasn't nearly as big of a name as Russell Crowe, but Russell Crowe would have got ten percent of the franchise.

• 1:02:06Speaker 07

  You know how I know it didn't happen? Cause, uh, Vigo's still acting.

• 1:02:12Speaker 07

  If he had 10% of Lord of the Rings, he absolutely would not be. He'd be somewhere in Boca Raton.

• 1:02:17The Fat Electrician?

  It's like Star Wars.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  But did you know in that one scene you kicked it?

• 1:02:20The Fat Electrician?

  God, who what? Somebody else got offered to play Gandalf and turned it down and it was also worth a ridiculous amount of the franchise.

• 1:02:29Speaker 04

  Whoever played um Star Wars, the original um, god dang it, Luke's teacher, why am I drawing his face? Blank.

• 1:02:35Speaker 07

  Obi-Wan Kenobi?

• 1:02:36Speaker 04

  Obi-Wan, who's the actor for it though?

• 1:02:38Speaker 07

  Alec Guinness.

• 1:02:39Speaker 04

  Alec Guinness got 3% of all Star Wars royalty. Because he took a pay cut and he was like, this is gonna be a shit movie. And he hated that role, hated that role, but made him 200, 300, 400 million dollars.

• 1:02:52Speaker 03

  Okay, wasn't Alec Guinness one of the guys that was with Chris Lee, who was in the SA or the?

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  I.

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  Special Forces guy in World War II?

• 1:03:03The Fat Electrician?

  They wanted uh, they wanted Sean Connery to be Gandalf and they offered him a massive sum of money and he turned it down.

• 1:03:11Speaker 07

  Alec Guinness was in the Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve during World War II.

• 1:03:15Speaker 04

  God, those dudes are hard asses. And then they were actors right afterwards.

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  Damn, that's funny, Eli.

• 1:03:20Speaker 07

  He was a fellow seaman.

• 1:03:21Speaker 03

  Ah, he was a cum diver like me.

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  That's what they love to be called.

• 1:03:26Speaker 07

  Oh wow.

• 1:03:27Speaker 04

  Hello cum diver.

• 1:03:28Speaker 07

  He participated in various dangerous missions, including the Allied invasion of Sicily during 1943.

• 1:03:34Speaker 03

  Yep. All those dudes who were amazing actors back in that day. They were, they were SF dudes who killed like more people than cancer.

• 1:03:44Speaker 07

  He's, he's served as an officer on a landing craft in D-Day.

• 1:03:47Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  Exactly. That's what I was saying. Like all these, all these famous actors, you got Gandalf, you got fucking um, all these dudes who are in all these movies. They, they were hard ass dudes back in World War II.

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  That's fucking wild.

• 1:04:05The Fat Electrician?

  What's your secret? I'm not acting.

• 1:04:10Speaker 04

  Dude, yeah, Christopher Lee, all I mean, Lord of the Rings, just shit.

• 1:04:14The Fat Electrician?

  You've seen it, right?

• 1:04:16Speaker 04

  Yes, you've seen, okay.

• 1:04:17The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  One of our friends hasn't seen, no, it was, uh.

• 1:04:20Speaker 07

  Seen what?

• 1:04:22The Fat Electrician?

  Lord of the Rings.

• 1:04:22Speaker 07

  Fucking.

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Talking about Junkyard Dicks?

• 1:04:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, Kev.

• 1:04:26Speaker 03

  Kev, yeah. Kev's like, no, I've never seen Lord of the Rings.

• 1:04:29Speaker 07

  I haven't seen Lord of the Rings.

• 1:04:32The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, we're gonna fight.

• 1:04:34Speaker 04

  Are you fucking with me or?

• 1:04:36Speaker 07

  Let me, let me, let me explain.

• 1:04:37The Fat Electrician?

  No, stop.

• 1:04:39Speaker 07

  Lord of the Rings through like eight different sessions of my dad's watching it on TNT growing up. But I've never sat down and watched the entirety of the Lord of the Rings.

• 1:04:48The Fat Electrician?

  God damn.

• 1:04:49Speaker 01

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• 1:05:04The Fat Electrician?

  We gotta push my flight back another day.

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  For one.

• 1:05:08The Fat Electrician?

  To watch all of them.

• 1:05:09Speaker 07

  The gang watches Lord of the Rings? We talked about renting out a movie theater at one point, just like on an off day.

• 1:05:14The Fat Electrician?

  You've really never watched Lord of the Rings?

• 1:05:16Speaker 07

  I've never sat down and in one sitting, watched an entire Lord of the Rings movie.

• 1:05:19The Fat Electrician?

  The fuck is wrong with you?

• 1:05:21Speaker 07

  I, I'm a bad homeschool kid, man.

• 1:05:24The Fat Electrician?

  That's not an excuse.

• 1:05:25Speaker 07

  No, no, I'm saying like all the homeschool, every homeschooler, if you ask them what their favorite movie franchise is, it's Lord of the Rings.

• 1:05:32The Fat Electrician?

  And you've just managed to miss all three of them? Have you seen The Hobbit?

• 1:05:36Speaker 07

  Say no. I, I watched The Hobbit in theaters.

• 1:05:39The Fat Electrician?

  Lord of the Rings is like the one, Lord of the Rings is the one movie where me and like, my wife could be like, well, let's Netflix and chill in high school. And it'd be like.

• 1:05:50The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, fuck, the Battle of Helm's Deep is on. We're gonna have to finish in 13 minutes. Sorry. Like, we're gonna have to pick this up in a minute. And she's like, yeah, I agree, actually. Hannah loves Lord of the Rings.

• 1:06:01Speaker 04

  So good.

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  My birthday throughout high school was watching the Lord of the Rings with my family.

• 1:06:07Speaker 07

  Really?

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  We'd watch them back to back. That's all that's what I wanted to do was just watch Lord of the Rings.

• 1:06:13Speaker 07

  Let's do the gang does Lord of the Rings.

• 1:06:14The Fat Electrician?

  We have to get, we have to get Zach and Angry Cops because Zach has already been talking about just having a day where we all get together and have a movie day. Just watch all the Lord of the Rings together.

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  Like Brendan said, the gang does. We just sit and we have cameras pointed at us and we watch the Lord of the Rings.

• 1:06:29Speaker 04

  We have to get a movie theater though for that. Like that is a hundred percent.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  It'll be like a Mystery Science Theater 3000.

• 1:06:34Speaker 07

  MST 3K. I used to watch them all the time, like with, uh, riff tracks. Cause you know, like all the guys that did MST 3K did like riff tracks and like you download like the extra audio. And like they just, you would want, you'd press play on the movie and press play on their audio track.

• 1:06:50The Fat Electrician?

  Pepperbox, the come cut. You get to watch Lord of the Rings with us.

• 1:06:53Speaker 07

  That's actually.

• 1:06:54Speaker 04

  Not a bad idea.

• 1:06:55Speaker 07

  We could probably do, it's just a camera pointed at us.

• 1:06:58The Fat Electrician?

  Our commentary and you can be like, hey, start the movie in three, two, one, click. Um, not if it's just us with lav mics and cameras pointed at us and the audience knows to play it at the same time at home.

• 1:07:11Speaker 07

  Yeah, we just do a countdown.

• 1:07:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, like, all right, start the movie in three, two, one. We just have the movies roll back to back to back and it's just us for nine hours watching the show.

• 1:07:20Speaker 04

  Nine, I think they're like eight, 12 hours for the director's cuts.

• 1:07:25The Fat Electrician?

  That's fine.

• 1:07:26Speaker 07

  Is that one of those you have to watch the director's cuts? Like those are the.

• 1:07:29The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, fuck it, why not?

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  Go it. These are experiences, Brandon. The Battle of Helm's Deep, Duke, number three, won the most awards. It like the Return of the King, fantastic, but Battle of Helm's Deep, number two, The Two Towers, fucking gangster. Even number one, you're just like, god damn.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  Helm's Deep was when Gandalf shows up, right?

• 1:07:48The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, at the end. Yeah, to save the day. Yeah.

• 1:07:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Speaker 04

  Look to the west.

• 1:07:54Speaker 07

  Right. These are all things like I've seen it through clips and whatnot. Yeah, no, of course. Yeah. And I know what happens. I just don't like, I've never sat down and just ever watched one to completion.

• 1:08:04Speaker 04

  You're gonna have to toss me.

• 1:08:05The Fat Electrician?

  This is like, this is like, this is like watching adult films and actually doing it in the difference. Like just so you understand the gravity of this situation.

• 1:08:15Speaker 07

  So I'm gonna come?

• 1:08:16The Fat Electrician?

  It's way more cool. Yeah.

• 1:08:17Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:08:19Speaker 04

  Many, many teams.

• 1:08:20Speaker 07

  All right.

• 1:08:20Speaker 04

  She love, God, dude, I'm.

• 1:08:22Speaker 07

  This part can't make.

• 1:08:23Speaker 04

  No chronic.

• 1:08:24Speaker 07

  This part can't make. Oh, that would be actually.

• 1:08:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, Gary's gonna be so mad you haven't watched.

• 1:08:28Speaker 07

  I'm mad.

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  I bet Gary will flip shit. He would come hang out during that.

• 1:08:33The Fat Electrician?

  All right, so we have to do that.

• 1:08:35Speaker 04

  I'm texting Gary right now about this.

• 1:08:37The Fat Electrician?

  It would. I don't think it'd be that much to rent out the theater for the day.

• 1:08:40Speaker 07

  No, no.

• 1:08:41The Fat Electrician?

  Five hundred to a thousand bucks.

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  Exactly, dude.

• 1:08:42Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 03

  It would be like, it would be like twelve hundred bucks or something like that.

• 1:08:46Speaker 07

  If we got fucking twenty guys, like you do the mental math on that, it's not much more expensive than going to the theater anyway.

• 1:08:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's like.

• 1:08:52Speaker 03

  And then we bring fucking Gary in. And we all just talk shit like Mystery Science Theater. Have a camera behind us.

• 1:09:00The Fat Electrician?

  We're gonna be so drunk by the third episode.

• 1:09:03Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  We're like, we eat, we do brunch in the morning and we have some food and then we go into the movie theater and we just try to do the day together.

• 1:09:17Speaker 07

  The third movie commentary is just all of us asleep on the floor in the movie theater.

• 1:09:22Speaker 03

  Oh, the third was so good.

• 1:09:23The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no. The I, me and Cody and Eli can sleep. I'm gonna have you strapped into the chair.

• 1:09:30The Fat Electrician?

  With those fucking things that hold your eyelids open, asshole.

• 1:09:36The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna be hitting Brandon with EpiPins midway.

• 1:09:43Speaker 03

  Watch store him on right now.

• 1:09:45The Fat Electrician?

  God, speaking of EpiPins, you know what a great just shitty action movie is that I watched the other day again?

• 1:09:52Speaker 03

  What'd you see?

• 1:09:53The Fat Electrician?

  I love.

• 1:09:54Speaker 03

  Passion of the crack.

• 1:09:54The Fat Electrician?

  I love.

• 1:09:55Speaker 03

  Demolition Man.

• 1:09:56The Fat Electrician?

  The movie Crank. Oh, my God. Jason Statham is so good. I love it.

• 1:10:02Speaker 03

  Fucking Amy, what's her name?

• 1:10:04The Fat Electrician?

  I don't even care. Just the, the idea of like, he has to have his heart rate above a hundred and eighty or he dies the entire time. He's just doing blow and crank and.

• 1:10:13Speaker 07

  Have you seen the, uh, the, the one where it's the guy who does the, uh, the, the Kill Tony bits where he does, uh, Dr. Phil?

• 1:10:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:20Speaker 07

  Where he's doing the impression of Jason Statham? He's like, oh, this is Jason Statham, uh, being kicked out of a Target parking lot for just like gives this elaborate situation like, and getting kicked out, like told he has to leave. Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:35Speaker 04

  Like the entirety of the impression. That's it. Jason Statham's like one of the worst actors, but most awesome actors.

• 1:10:42The Fat Electrician?

  Cause he's only himself. He's not acting.

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 1:10:45The Fat Electrician?

  You just have to cast him for the role.

• 1:10:47Speaker 04

  US operator. I was born in Alabama. It's like, you did zero accent, period. It's like, no. Every time. Beekeeper. Also, if you've seen Beekeeper, it's good.

• 1:10:58Speaker 07

  You told me it was pretty good.

• 1:11:00Speaker 04

  You haven't watched Beekeeper yet? God, Cody, have you seen it?

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  Yes, I've seen Beekeeper.

• 1:11:04Speaker 04

  You didn't like it? That's just a fun movie.

• 1:11:07Speaker 03

  It is. It's fun. That's what it is. It's fun.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  That's all I go for in those movies. Turnoff break.

• 1:11:14The Fat Electrician?

  You're like me. Me and my wife get in this argument all the time because we like, we like, we love going to the movie theater. And it's always like, she wants, she wants to watch this like dramatic movie about like some shit that totally could or did happen in real life. And I'm like, fuck that. I want to see a nun do an octuple backflip and catch a bullet in her teeth and spit it back and kill the guy that shot it. Like, I want to see shit. I want to see shit that can't happen, damn it.

• 1:11:38Speaker 07

  I watch anime.

• 1:11:40The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 04

  That is some of the most over the top gay shit you will ever watch. And I love every second of it.

• 1:11:47Speaker 07

  Give me The Expendables, which is why Jason Statham was perfect for that movie.

• 1:11:52Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:53Speaker 07

  By the way, if anybody had, if anybody can get me in touch with the movie studio who did the props for that movie, I want to get my hands on an AA-12. I'm itching. I'm gonna go into a fucking diabetic shock if I don't get my hands on an AA-12 in the next year.

• 1:12:07Speaker 04

  You don't have one?

• 1:12:08Speaker 07

  No. Nobody has one.

• 1:12:10Speaker 04

  Wait, really?

• 1:12:11Speaker 07

  There was one company that was building the AA-12s.

• 1:12:13Speaker 04

  What happened?

• 1:12:14Speaker 07

  Uh, they got all seized by the ATF for being too readily convertible as machine guns. Yeah, they were too cool and the ATF decided to just fuck everybody up. Uh, but no, I, I really want to get my hands on a AA-12 because FPS Russia made them fucking cool and they're just, they're neat.

• 1:12:30Speaker 04

  That's aggressive. They were cool before that.

• 1:12:32Speaker 07

  They were, to be fair. They were cool before that. FPS Russia made them rad and Terry Crews in The Expendables made them something I will own.

• 1:12:40The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, you can buy a, what's his name's, uh, Sylvester Stallone's revolver. Even it has the, um.

• 1:12:45Speaker 07

  Don't want it.

• 1:12:46The Fat Electrician?

  The raised. Uh, hammer.

• 1:12:49Speaker 07

  It was like a cult single action army, right?

• 1:12:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but it's a, it has the dovetail like I raised one so you can.

• 1:12:54Speaker 07

  For the fanning it?

• 1:12:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:55Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:12:56The Fat Electrician?

  They actually have the entire build like that. I was like, oh, that's actually.

• 1:12:58Speaker 07

  I want an AA-12. Don't, don't, don't, don't care. Fuck. I, I will crush the single action army. Fucking AA-12.

• 1:13:04The Fat Electrician?

  I didn't know that was.

• 1:13:05Speaker 07

  Give me the Acheson. I'm fucking fiending over here.

• 1:13:09The Fat Electrician?

  I swear that gun was out.

• 1:13:11Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:13:11The Fat Electrician?

  Retarded.

• 1:13:12Speaker 07

  I don't know a single.

• 1:13:13The Fat Electrician?

  Also.

• 1:13:13Speaker 07

  I don't know a single person who owns it, and that's me.

• 1:13:16The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:16Speaker 07

  I have, like.

• 1:13:18The Fat Electrician?

  I have a gun question for, I guess, all of you. Uh, has anybody shot the Springfield Echelon?

• 1:13:23Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 1:13:24The Fat Electrician?

  It is the most stupidly good gun for how cheap it is, and it's actually insane.

• 1:13:29Speaker 03

  Wait, I don't know what this weapon is.

• 1:13:31The Fat Electrician?

  It's like $550 for this gun, and it is like, imagine if you took a Glock and spent another $1,000 on it to make the trigger good and add serrations and an optic cut. And it's, but it's like, that's stock, 550 bucks, and it is insanely good. I shot it the other day for the first time. I was like, yeah, I'll buy one. This thing's fucking dope.

• 1:13:55Speaker 07

  I need to recuse myself from this conversation.

• 1:13:57The Fat Electrician?

  What? What happened? Tell me what's wrong with it.

• 1:13:59Speaker 03

  I'll tell you on camera.

• 1:14:00The Fat Electrician?

  No, tell me now.

• 1:14:02Speaker 03

  Say it on camera, unless it's a spot.

• 1:14:04The Fat Electrician?

  It's not a P-320 situation, is it? If I drop it, am I gonna have issues?

• 1:14:12Speaker 03

  I'm just angry. We were talking about Statham. We didn't talk about Snatch at all, dude. We didn't talk about Guy Ritchie movie.

• 1:14:18The Fat Electrician?

  Lockstock, Two Smoking Barrels. Oh, dude, Guy Ritchie goes into extreme detail.

• 1:14:22Speaker 03

  Fucking Snatch, Jason Statham in Snatch. So I'm saying it's one of his best roles ever.

• 1:14:26The Fat Electrician?

  I've never, I've never seen that movie. I have to pay.

• 1:14:29Speaker 07

  What?

• 1:14:29Speaker 03

  Never seen Snatch?

• 1:14:31The Fat Electrician?

  You haven't seen Snatch?

• 1:14:34Speaker 07

  Alright, you never seen Snatch, motherf-

• 1:14:37The Fat Electrician?

  Said him, what? We had Brandon, he has to watch all of Lord of the Rings?

• 1:14:42Speaker 03

  Oh, my God. Can we do a Guy Ritchie movie night, too?

• 1:14:45The Fat Electrician?

  Sav's judging you right now?

• 1:14:46Speaker 03

  Fuck me, dude.

• 1:14:49Speaker 03

  Alright, Rock and Rolla. Have we seen, Eli, have you seen Rock and Rolla?

• 1:14:54Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:14:54Speaker 03

  Okay. Thank you.

• 1:14:56The Fat Electrician?

  I've seen it, dude. Lockstock, I've, dude.

• 1:14:58Speaker 03

  Lockstock, Snatch, Rock and Rolla, like, dude, the gentleman.

• 1:15:05The Fat Electrician?

  There's so many. You've seen Driver, right, Brandon?

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  It's, uh, Drive.

• 1:15:08The Fat Electrician?

  Drive, yeah, Drive.

• 1:15:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, like eight times.

• 1:15:10The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, good.

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  He's literally- Me.

• 1:15:13Speaker 03

  He's literally me. He's that guy.

• 1:15:15Speaker 04

  You killed the guy in the elevator. Violent.

• 1:15:17Speaker 07

  All peeing hammer.

• 1:15:19Speaker 04

  Just smashing a dude's face in with your foot.

• 1:15:23Speaker 07

  I'm a real human being, bro.

• 1:15:24Speaker 03

  Dude, he's a real human being.

• 1:15:26Speaker 07

  And a real hero.

• 1:15:28Speaker 04

  So we're gonna rent out a movie theater for the Lord of the Rings.

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:32Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:15:33Speaker 03

  Hell yeah. All of them. Every single one.

• 1:15:36Speaker 07

  Have you seen Lord of the Rings?

• 1:15:37Speaker 03

  I have seen Lord of the Rings. Have you seen all of, have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings? Moody, have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings?

• 1:15:45Speaker 07

  Okay, I was gonna say you went to the theater and watched Lord of the Rings?

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  I was young when those hit.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  All of them. Have you seen all of them?

• 1:15:53Speaker 03

  You know, it's like twelve hours long.

• 1:15:56Speaker 07

  Did you watch, did you watch Lord of the Rings in theater or did you watch The Hobbit?

• 1:16:03Speaker 04

  I remember watching that. I watched Jurassic Park in theaters. I watched.

• 1:16:06Speaker 07

  What the fuck?

• 1:16:07Speaker 03

  Jurassic Park was ninety.

• 1:16:08Speaker 07

  Ninety seven?

• 1:16:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, ninety seven.

• 1:16:10Speaker 04

  I was twelve. I was three. I was still. Watch some good movies.

• 1:16:16Speaker 03

  Beely and I are the old men.

• 1:16:17Speaker 04

  I know. Dude.

• 1:16:19Speaker 07

  No, that was nineteen ninety three.

• 1:16:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, so I was eight. I was negative one. You're watching, I remember Fourth of July, watching Independence Day in the theater.

• 1:16:28Speaker 03

  The first one? Dude, I saw Independence Day in the theater too. Con Air. Did you see Con Air in the theater?

• 1:16:33Speaker 04

  I did not. Con Air is a great movie.

• 1:16:34Speaker 07

  Con Air was cool in the theater. When, when I was growing up, my, in my parents' office, when I just like had to sit around, like, you know, nothing to do, cause like my parents are working. They had one little shitty TV with a VHS thing. And there was like a bunch of like, you know, like little kid movies and just like Blues Clues, Veggie Tales, like that. And.

• 1:16:54Speaker 03

  Veggie Tales.

• 1:16:56Speaker 07

  Independence Day. I have seen Independence Day more times than probably any fucking movie from that era.

• 1:17:02Speaker 04

  Welcome to Earth.

• 1:17:04Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:17:06Speaker 04

  This just. Before he started. Such a great story of redemption, just like some poor crop duster pilot who had something shoved up his butt and he's like, that's it? Can have these aliens.

• 1:17:16Speaker 03

  Remember me?

• 1:17:20Speaker 07

  Fair enough.

• 1:17:23Speaker 04

  He's the real hero. It's not Will Smith.

• 1:17:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, before Will Smith, what now?

• 1:17:28Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 1:17:29Speaker 07

  Huh?

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 1:17:30Speaker 07

  Huh?

• 1:17:32Speaker 07

  That sounded like it was going somewhere funny.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  I don't know. He started hitting other people after that.

• 1:17:38Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:17:39Speaker 03

  Chris Rock, specifically.

• 1:17:42Speaker 07

  Welcome to the Oscars.

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. You made fun of my wife that cheated on me thirty seven times.

• 1:17:48Speaker 04

  Wait, what movie did you just say you hadn't watched?

• 1:17:51The Fat Electrician?

  Snatch.

• 1:17:51Speaker 04

  Snatch.

• 1:17:53Speaker 03

  Never seen Snatch?

• 1:17:54The Fat Electrician?

  I haven't.

• 1:17:54Speaker 04

  Have you seen any Guy Ritchie movies?

• 1:17:57The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know.

• 1:17:58Speaker 07

  Rock and roll?

• 1:17:59The Fat Electrician?

  Nope.

• 1:18:00Speaker 07

  The gentleman?

• 1:18:01Speaker 03

  Gentleman?

• 1:18:01The Fat Electrician?

  Nope.

• 1:18:02Speaker 04

  Longstock?

• 1:18:03The Fat Electrician?

  Nope.

• 1:18:03Speaker 04

  Wait, you ever see Gentleman? Oh, okay. Gentleman's fucking good, like.

• 1:18:08Speaker 03

  He's gotta watch Snatch first, though.

• 1:18:09Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:10Speaker 04

  Longstock.

• 1:18:11Speaker 03

  Gotta see Snatch.

• 1:18:12The Fat Electrician?

  I tried to download it, watch it on the flight home.

• 1:18:14Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:18:15Speaker 03

  Dude, Snatch is one of them.

• 1:18:16The Fat Electrician?

  Huh?

• 1:18:16Speaker 07

  Cause yours says replica and mine says desert eagle.

• 1:18:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I've seen that.

• 1:18:22Speaker 04

  You like that?

• 1:18:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's alright.

• 1:18:23Speaker 04

  That's.

• 1:18:23Speaker 03

  Pull your socks up.

• 1:18:24Speaker 04

  He's the one that directed. That's what that directing style is, those mascots.

• 1:18:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, but now put Jason Statham.

• 1:18:32Speaker 03

  And Brad Pitt.

• 1:18:34Speaker 04

  Playing the gypsy.

• 1:18:35Speaker 07

  I forgot Jason Statham was in that. It's been so long since I've watched that movie.

• 1:18:39Speaker 03

  We just watched that last year, cause she never watched it either. She was like, how have I missed this?

• 1:18:44Speaker 04

  You like dags? You know, if I can dig?

• 1:18:47The Fat Electrician?

  Wait.

• 1:18:47Speaker 03

  You know, like.

• 1:18:49Speaker 07

  High keys.

• 1:18:49The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, you're roughly my age. We would have been in high school at the same. Vanessa, how old are you?

• 1:18:56The Fat Electrician?

  We would have been in high school too. Here's a question. When the movie Never Back Down came out, did all the high schoolers start at like an underground fight club at your high school?

• 1:19:06Speaker 07

  I don't know that movie.

• 1:19:07Speaker 03

  I think in my high school, we were already fighting each other.

• 1:19:10The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, okay. It's like some shitty movie about MMA.

• 1:19:14Speaker 04

  It's gay.

• 1:19:15The Fat Electrician?

  It was, it was super bad. It's like a, a C film, but it went like super viral.

• 1:19:19Speaker 04

  I've never heard of this movie.

• 1:19:20The Fat Electrician?

  The kids started like.

• 1:19:25The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, that's actually the best way to describe it.

• 1:19:28The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that was.

• 1:19:30Speaker 03

  It was gay.

• 1:19:31The Fat Electrician?

  Brilliant, by the way, but like.

• 1:19:33Speaker 04

  Savage said it's like.

• 1:19:35The Fat Electrician?

  It's really bad, but like.

• 1:19:37Speaker 07

  In two thousand eight, so that I was in eighth grade.

• 1:19:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it was, it would have been my freshman year, but like that movie came out and like every high school in America had.

• 1:19:45Speaker 04

  Musical.

• 1:19:46The Fat Electrician?

  An underground MMA fight club because of it in backyards and just YouTube was littered with videos of high school MMA fights because this movie.

• 1:19:55Speaker 07

  It has the black guy from the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy and Amber Heard in it.

• 1:20:00The Fat Electrician?

  Blood Diamond, give him credit.

• 1:20:02Speaker 07

  Was he in Blood Diamond?

• 1:20:03The Fat Electrician?

  I'm pretty sure that's the guy from Blood Diamond.

• 1:20:05Speaker 07

  Yes, it is. My God, son of a bitch.

• 1:20:07Speaker 04

  Are you either gonna be racist or right?

• 1:20:12The Fat Electrician?

  Joke's on you, I can do both.

• 1:20:14Speaker 07

  And Nick's spending everything on black, literally.

• 1:20:20The Fat Electrician?

  I was correct.

• 1:20:25Speaker 04

  I've never heard of that movie in my entire life.

• 1:20:28The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, you'd love it. You would love it in a like, oh my God, this is so bad. It's hilarious type of way. You should watch it.

• 1:20:34Speaker 04

  We used to watch Pride and beat the shit out of each other.

• 1:20:38The Fat Electrician?

  This is like.

• 1:20:39Speaker 04

  My high school.

• 1:20:41Speaker 07

  Now, but his kids just watch Pride and wrestle.

• 1:20:43The Fat Electrician?

  I'll put it to you this way, imagine MMA knowledge in two thousand eight. You were doing MMA in two thousand eight. So like.

• 1:20:49Speaker 04

  Who's getting back from war and.

• 1:20:51The Fat Electrician?

  Well.

• 1:20:52Speaker 07

  He was like, I got shot in fucking two thousand.

• 1:20:55The Fat Electrician?

  You were cognizant of the UFC, right? So like, imagine MMA in two thousand eight. So like even the most advanced MMA fighters on the planet were not technical by today's standards.

• 1:21:04Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:21:05The Fat Electrician?

  But imagine like two thousand eight is the pinnacle of knowledge for MMA and then imagine that getting diluted down to a director's interpretation of it. In two thousand eight, it's god awful.

• 1:21:17Speaker 03

  Dude, that movie is the gayest shit I've ever seen.

• 1:21:20The Fat Electrician?

  Have you ever seen the it it goes viral on the internet every other year and it's always like marine fights a dude that was being cocky and it shows this like black dude with dread

• 1:21:30Speaker 07

  Capoeira guy?

• 1:21:31The Fat Electrician?

  Capoeira guy and then the Marines just like standing there cool and they just throw one Superman punch and drop that's from that movie.

• 1:21:37Speaker 07

  Really?

• 1:21:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, that's a fight scene from that movie.

• 1:21:40Speaker 07

  But it was just some guy with a cellphone recording?

• 1:21:42The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, recording the film on the TV in the movie theater.

• 1:21:46Speaker 07

  No shit.

• 1:21:46The Fat Electrician?

  Is that viral clip? It's from Never Back Down.

• 1:21:49Speaker 07

  I that's hilarious.

• 1:21:51Speaker 04

  Never Back Down is such a 2008 title. It's like a what were the step up?

• 1:21:56Speaker 07

  Yes, step up to step up to the streets or something like that.

• 1:22:00Speaker 04

  What was the one with the drums?

• 1:22:02The Fat Electrician?

  Drum line or uh?

• 1:22:04Speaker 04

  What the line with your drum line?

• 1:22:06Speaker 03

  Newer one or the?

• 1:22:08Speaker 04

  Drum line?

• 1:22:08Speaker 03

  Older one?

• 1:22:08The Fat Electrician?

  With Nick Cannon?

• 1:22:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, that is like all those movies.

• 1:22:12The Fat Electrician?

  Every time his stick hits a snare, he has another kid. Yeah.

• 1:22:15Speaker 07

  Yeah, we just had the he's sired.

• 1:22:19Speaker 07

  The one where he's sired children with half the staff?

• 1:22:23Speaker 04

  Fucking all those movies from that timeframe are all the same with subtle changes done to them.

• 1:22:29The Fat Electrician?

  What if it was the same movie but with drums? Now cheerleading, now MMA.

• 1:22:35Speaker 03

  Dude, my favorite thing that just happened recently in cinema is we had like, you know, Negan beats up uh what's his dick with a baseball bat, right? And the walking dead. And then uh uh fuck, what's the anime that we've been watching?

• 1:22:50Speaker 07

  Invincible.

• 1:22:51Speaker 03

  Invincible comes out. And uh now like Negan comes back and this is the same, the same writer for the entire show.

• 1:23:00Speaker 07

  Oh, that's right. Robert Kirkman, right?

• 1:23:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. So he's he's uh

• 1:23:03Speaker 07

  Forgot about that.

• 1:23:04Speaker 04

  Wait, he's directing Invincible?

• 1:23:06Speaker 07

  I think he's a writer.

• 1:23:07Speaker 04

  Oh, I did not know that.

• 1:23:08Speaker 03

  So Negan just showed up last week on that show. And he's fighting like the I say, I can't remember the Asian guy's name.

• 1:23:16Speaker 07

  It was Glenn in The Walking Dead.

• 1:23:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was Glenn in The Walking Dead that Negan beat with a baseball bat. And then Glenn just beats the absolute fuck out of him in Invincible. And it's the same writer and this is the same, like the same actors in the show. That was

• 1:23:29Speaker 07

  So your your son text me like last week and just goes, hey, man, you watch Invincible? I'm like, no, I haven't seen this new season. He's like, cool, I'm gonna send you Invincible memes anyway.

• 1:23:41Speaker 07

  And proceeds to send me eight minutes.

• 1:23:44Speaker 03

  John has no chill. He will ruin every single goddamn movie. My son, by the way, will ruin every movie you've ever seen on the planet, show, doesn't matter what it is. He will ruin it for you.

• 1:23:56The Fat Electrician?

  He just spoils everything.

• 1:23:57Speaker 03

  Moody might think I'm being mad at him sometimes, or I'm just being a dick, but I'm like, John, shut up. Just shut the up. Cause I, I know what you're about to do. He's like, Dad, you don't, you don't want to hear about it? I'm like, no, I know what you're about to do. I'm interested in this series. Don't fucking do it, man. Don't do it.

• 1:24:19Speaker 07

  You're in a Mexican standoff in your own kitchen?

• 1:24:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, like buddy.

• 1:24:22Speaker 07

  It wasn't a Mexican standoff till Moody entered it, but you know?

• 1:24:26Speaker 03

  You know, I hate to use the old, the, the white woman adage that is, you know, I brought you into this world and I'll bring you out, but like, I've wanted to actually hold him down and choke the life out of him. For how, how he's absolutely spoiled some animes and shows and stuff for me at this point.

• 1:24:46Speaker 03

  Anyways, I love my son. That's the point of that story.

• 1:24:50The Fat Electrician?

  Guess what I watched on the plane right here? Cause of you and those two over there. Wait, wait, Devil Wears Prada? No.

• 1:24:57Speaker 07

  Damn it.

• 1:24:58Speaker 03

  Fuck, not that one?

• 1:24:59Speaker 07

  They're trying, you tried to get him to watch Devil Wears Prada?

• 1:25:02The Fat Electrician?

  I started.

• 1:25:02Speaker 03

  It's so good.

• 1:25:03The Fat Electrician?

  I started watching it with you.

• 1:25:05Speaker 07

  I have seen it.

• 1:25:06Speaker 03

  See?

• 1:25:07Speaker 07

  It's not good.

• 1:25:08Speaker 03

  Whatever, Brian.

• 1:25:08The Fat Electrician?

  I started watching it with you.

• 1:25:10Speaker 03

  Girls, you like it?

• 1:25:12Speaker 07

  Is that like, are you being ironic about it?

• 1:25:16Speaker 04

  Ah, fair. That's my hall pass.

• 1:25:18The Fat Electrician?

  Meryl Streep?

• 1:25:19Speaker 04

  Passes Meryl Streep.

• 1:25:20Speaker 07

  Why not? Your hall pass is gonna expire in like four years.

• 1:25:24Speaker 04

  Dude, cool. You slept with Megan Fox? Dope. I slept with Meryl Streep.

• 1:25:29Speaker 03

  Oh, you, you're sandpaper there, bud?

• 1:25:33The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:34Speaker 03

  Sorry, that was rude as fuck.

• 1:25:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:36Speaker 03

  Meryl Streep.

• 1:25:36The Fat Electrician?

  I have nothing against you. Sorry babe. They didn't mean.

• 1:25:44Speaker 03

  Meryl Streep comes on and stuff I'm like, what the fuck?

• 1:25:46Speaker 07

  The gang nags Meryl Streep?

• 1:25:50The Fat Electrician?

  That's the episode, man.

• 1:25:54The Fat Electrician?

  Smells like the heat coming out of an Atari.

• 1:25:58Speaker 07

  Would you like to play a game?

• 1:26:03Speaker 03

  The Tesla coil pack.

• 1:26:05Speaker 07

  Oh, she is seventy one.

• 1:26:07The Fat Electrician?

  No, I, I watched, I finished watching Baby Driver on the flight here. Such a good movie.

• 1:26:12Speaker 03

  That's a good, that's a fucking movie.

• 1:26:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I didn't get finished.

• 1:26:15Speaker 07

  But no, sorry, she's seventy five.

• 1:26:18Speaker 03

  Was it?

• 1:26:18Speaker 07

  Meryl Streep is seventy five.

• 1:26:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, she's older. I think we're gonna catch secondhand social security.

• 1:26:26The Fat Electrician?

  She's fantastic, fantastic actress.

• 1:26:29Speaker 03

  Who's the guy I always?

• 1:26:31Speaker 07

  She's dope.

• 1:26:32Speaker 03

  The one dude I always get confused in that movie.

• 1:26:37Speaker 07

  You're talking about, uh?

• 1:26:38Speaker 03

  It's not, it's not, it's not, uh? It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. It's the other guy that's handsome as fuck, who's in like every cool movie that Taylor Sheridan does.

• 1:26:47Speaker 07

  Wait, who?

• 1:26:49Speaker 03

  In Baby Driver. It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

• 1:26:52Speaker 07

  There's, so John Bernthal's in it.

• 1:26:53Speaker 03

  Is it Suits? No, no, no.

• 1:26:57Speaker 07

  You're talking about the main, the protagonist or?

• 1:26:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, the, the guy that was just in, uh?

• 1:27:01Speaker 07

  Puffy Miles Teller.

• 1:27:02Speaker 03

  Nah. No.

• 1:27:05The Fat Electrician?

  The guy that plays Negan?

• 1:27:06Speaker 03

  Handsome, handsome dude. No, no, no, it's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

• 1:27:09Speaker 07

  I've never seen that.

• 1:27:09The Fat Electrician?

  Jamie Foxx.

• 1:27:11Speaker 03

  John him, John him. Yeah, it's John him. He's the other guy in Baby Driver.

• 1:27:16Speaker 07

  John him. He's the main guy of Mad Men.

• 1:27:18The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:27:19Speaker 03

  Handsome dude, just like, I don't, it's a thing that happens when like people come up to me. And they're just like trying to be assholes to me. It was like, you did this, this and this, Cody. And it's like, I don't think about you at all.

• 1:27:35Speaker 07

  That's one of my favorite quotes from that fucking show.

• 1:27:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The, the best scene. What's the guy say? He's like?

• 1:27:41Speaker 07

  Well, I think you're blah, blah, blah.

• 1:27:43Speaker 03

  And he's like, I don't think about you at all.

• 1:27:46The Fat Electrician?

  Baby Driver's fantastic though. No, I mean, the directing of like, it's really good.

• 1:27:52Speaker 03

  Are we just figuring out this shit tonight? Have I seen every goddamn movie under the planet and you guys haven't seen it?

• 1:27:58The Fat Electrician?

  The directing of like how you can only hear the rest of the dialogue when he has one earbud in.

• 1:28:04Speaker 07

  And you're right.

• 1:28:04The Fat Electrician?

  And then like when he takes both earbuds out is like the only time that the movie's like. Kind of quiet and like.

• 1:28:11Speaker 03

  Oh, the opening scene so much where he's just vibing.

• 1:28:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:15Speaker 03

  He's listening to the music.

• 1:28:16The Fat Electrician?

  I love when he's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. And he restarts the song. He's like,

• 1:28:20Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:28:20The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, good. All right. And he's just like, and he's just like this incredible.

• 1:28:24Speaker 07

  Who directed that?

• 1:28:25Speaker 04

  Edgar Wright. He's one of my favorite.

• 1:28:26Speaker 07

  Edgar Wright. Oh, yeah. I love Edgar Wright.

• 1:28:28Speaker 04

  Sean, Sean of the Dead. Uh, Baby Driver.

• 1:28:33Speaker 07

  Uh. Cause he's real big. He's real big in a physical comedy and retention beats.

• 1:28:38Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:28:38Speaker 07

  It's.

• 1:28:39The Fat Electrician?

  That's how he end transitions. He's, he's known for how he transitions from one moment to the next or, uh, going from one place to the, uh, next.

• 1:28:48Speaker 07

  Sean of the Dead, uh, Baby Driver, Last Night in Soho, The World's End. Sean Pilgrim versus the world.

• 1:28:56Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:28:56Speaker 07

  Which I, like, if you want to see, like, retention beats and, like, physical comedy beats, my god, that is an amazing movie. Hot Fuzz, Grindhouse.

• 1:29:05Speaker 03

  And like, that's, that's something we haven't talked about actually on the, the podcast recently is retention beats. So like, I, I had my nephew actually text me today and he's like, hey, how can I become a YouTuber? I was like, dude, that is such a loaded fucking question. Like, cause he, he, yeah, he's, he's like nine years old. He's like, how can I become a YouTuber? How can I do the thing that you do? So buddy, you gotta learn what retention beats are.

• 1:29:31Speaker 07

  Cause it's a little.

• 1:29:32Speaker 03

  Holding your audience at certain points.

• 1:29:35Speaker 07

  It's a little depressing because like the YouTuber in, in the, uh, the, I guess, with the upcoming, uh, upcoming generation, like YouTuber is our generation's actor.

• 1:29:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:46Speaker 07

  Like, that's what all the kids, like, what do you want to do when you grow up? It's like, I want to be an influencer. And I'm just like, huh, I'm gonna be a YouTuber.

• 1:29:53Speaker 04

  Edgar Wright does. I mean, if you look at him or also why you guys like Guy Ritchie, both have very stylistically, they are the same on how they. Make something boring fun. So if you're going from hot fuzz or Shaun of the Dead, no hot fuzz. When they're, he's going from England to that shit town.

• 1:30:12Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:30:12Speaker 04

  He makes it so much fun. Same for

• 1:30:15Speaker 07

  The train bed.

• 1:30:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. Time. Yep. Reception, even on the phone, the phone goes down in reception to show he started full bars and when he lands at his final destination, one bar.

• 1:30:27Speaker 07

  Did you know he wrote the screenplay for Ant-Man?

• 1:30:30Speaker 04

  I did not know.

• 1:30:31Speaker 07

  I didn't, but it makes a lot of sense now that I know that. Yeah.

• 1:30:35Speaker 04

  God.

• 1:30:35Speaker 07

  Right there is IMDb.

• 1:30:36Speaker 04

  He's hands down one of my favorite directors.

• 1:30:38Speaker 07

  It's the thing that I like.

• 1:30:39Speaker 03

  I was watching The Irishman the other day. It's like Well, that's, that's why Scorsese did so well in his earlier days, like even, even with, um, uh, Ray Liotta.

• 1:30:51Speaker 07

  Goodfellas.

• 1:30:52Speaker 03

  Goodfellas. Yeah, dude. The retention bees. Remember he's like, I always wanted to be a gangster and it's like, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. He's holding your attention with the retention bees. And a lot of people don't understand retention beats is weird. Where we Ironically, made our entire career, career off of.

• 1:31:09Speaker 07

  Ironically, the biggest scene people remember from that movie is the scene without, well, I guess it had retention beats, but like the scene with no cuts. The, uh, the oneer that they do in the nightclub.

• 1:31:19Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:31:20Speaker 07

  That's fucking rad. That was probably one of the gayest things we've ever done together is, uh, when we were sitting in the, uh, on the plane. And you just like hand me an earbud and I was like, what, what? You're like, Goodfellas. I was like,

• 1:31:34Speaker 07

  okay. We just watched Goodfellas together for like two hours.

• 1:31:39Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:31:39Speaker 04

  Didn't know about that.

• 1:31:41Speaker 07

  I think it was part of the live show tour, actually. It's like, I was just like handling my own shit on my phone. And he's just like, oh, hey, bro. Goodfellas. It's like, alright.

• 1:31:51Speaker 04

  Speaking of silly stuff.

• 1:31:55The Fat Electrician?

  What the happened? I left on a different flight from you guys from New Hampshire. But I, when we were on our way to the airport, we stopped at a gas station to fill up the rental cars because we didn't have enough gas to get back to Boston to catch our flights. And at the gas station, we were all just grabbing like energy drinks and Gatorades and whatever the fuck we wanted. And Connor and like three other people in our group like brought stuff up. I was like, I'll just throw it on there. I'll buy it, whatever. Like, it's not a big deal. I'm just trying to expedite this so we can get going. And Connor's like, oh, well, in that case, if you're buying, and he just like grabs, you know, those little tiny wooden boxes that you open and there's like a little, a little dog with the little jingly legs

• 1:32:35The Fat Electrician?

  that you got when you were like three. He just like, in that case, he grabs it and throws it on the counter. And I was like, okay, well, I don't give a shit. Connor's just being funny.

• 1:32:45Speaker 07

  That's the most Connor core.

• 1:32:46The Fat Electrician?

  Right. But like, apparently the, the bug became an issue on your guys' flight home? From what Connor said?

• 1:32:53Speaker 07

  No, he just showed it.

• 1:32:53The Fat Electrician?

  Showing off his bug to the flight attendants and you guys?

• 1:32:56Speaker 07

  So here's the thing, he was the only one because we, uh, we were all like in, uh, in, uh, like economy, business, whatever. Uh, and I, I, I ended up paying for him to go to, uh, New Hampshire because like it was a last minute thing. He was a part of the trip and I was just like, oh, fuck it. I'll, I'll pay for your flight. So I, uh, I had to pay for his flight home and I was like, oh, like last minute. The only, uh, ticket that was left available was first class. So he was the only one in first class. So he's getting hammered.

• 1:33:25The Fat Electrician?

  Free drinks.

• 1:33:26Speaker 07

  And like, we're, we're all fucking around, you know, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're hanging out and, uh, Connor, like every time the, the flight attendants come back and forth, he's just like, you want to see my cool bug?

• 1:33:39Speaker 04

  He showed that bug to everybody. Everybody seen the bug.

• 1:33:43Speaker 07

  Everyone. Yeah. And it was like, it's, it's a Connor bit, but if you don't know Connor, it might be a flight risk.

• 1:33:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:55The Fat Electrician?

  They stuck the special kid in first class.

• 1:33:58Speaker 03

  Every time though, he's like, cool bug. Let's see my cool bug.

• 1:34:02Speaker 07

  He would just turn around because we're like, we are in the first row behind first class. So he would just like turn around sometimes. He's like,

• 1:34:11Speaker 07

  pull out the bug.

• 1:34:15Speaker 03

  Have you seen my cool bug?

• 1:34:18Speaker 07

  I forgot.

• 1:34:18Speaker 03

  Yes, Connor, we saw your cool bug.

• 1:34:20Speaker 07

  That's very cool, Connor.

• 1:34:22Speaker 04

  It's like we landed and then everyone was like, wait for a moment. And then everyone's just so beat and tired at that point. Everyone's like, yeah, we didn't. Everyone went home. It's really, they didn't wait for each other, anything. It was like, nope. A single text. And then it was like, no, we're not waiting for each other. Everyone's tired and ready to go home. And then we text each other. It's like, oh, so good.

• 1:34:43Speaker 07

  But as soon as I left the fucking airport, he texted me a picture of the bug.

• 1:34:51Speaker 07

  Have you seen it?

• 1:34:57Speaker 03

  I thought I wanted another autistic uncle until I met Connor.

• 1:35:01Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:35:04Speaker 03

  So he brings me so much joy with this little bug, I guess.

• 1:35:07The Fat Electrician?

  You should have seen Connor this morning. Oh, no. He comes staggering down the stairs. You all right?

• 1:35:14Speaker 04

  I gotta get John to school.

• 1:35:23The Fat Electrician?

  Jesus.

• 1:35:26The Fat Electrician?

  I woke up and I text you at one time. I was like, hey, did you make your flight? Cause I went to bed at decent human hour. You got up at six. I went to bed at four. Oh, God. Godspeed. You guys are.

• 1:35:40Speaker 03

  It worked out.

• 1:35:40The Fat Electrician?

  Old. I just like, I'm like.

• 1:35:44Speaker 04

  I'm gonna go home.

• 1:35:45Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. We had the best job I've ever had.

• 1:35:49Speaker 07

  Best job we ever had.

• 1:35:50Speaker 04

  Dude, my liver, I just can't, I can't keep up with you guys at all anymore. I'm like, I don't even try. I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna go home, get hydrated.

• 1:35:58Speaker 07

  What's, what's funny is we don't judge you for it. We actually kind of envy you a little bit. We're just like, man, I bet Eli feels great today.

• 1:36:04Speaker 04

  Dude, when I wake up and I see you, especially every day in Boston.

• 1:36:08Speaker 07

  Oh, God.

• 1:36:10Speaker 04

  I, for reference, the first night, we, we all had an Airbnb and the walls were like made of this, just paper. I heard when you all came home and I was like, oh, so loud. Oh, so hot.

• 1:36:23Speaker 07

  Sorry.

• 1:36:25Speaker 04

  Well, I think it was just a miserable experience.

• 1:36:27Speaker 03

  The fucking stairs. That's.

• 1:36:30Speaker 04

  The ninety degrees. The ladder, you mean? They were like the ladder. Each, there was like four steps. Each one of them was eighteen inches high.

• 1:36:40Speaker 07

  You had to put on a harness and attach like a D ring to a roof to climb the stairs.

• 1:36:47Speaker 03

  We were, that first night, we almost got arrested. We talked about that on the last podcast. And we came home and just getting up those stairs, that was a chore, but.

• 1:36:57Speaker 04

  You could hear somebody like Cody, didn't you say it's like, I heard somebody talking on their phone? Yeah. Like four rooms away whisper. And then Connor took a shower for an hour. I, we.

• 1:37:13Speaker 04

  Dancing.

• 1:37:14Speaker 07

  And he took a shower.

• 1:37:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, self-love.

• 1:37:17Speaker 07

  For an hour.

• 1:37:18Speaker 03

  Well, so I was.

• 1:37:19Speaker 07

  Meditating.

• 1:37:20Speaker 03

  I was someone with Moody.

• 1:37:21Speaker 07

  He meditates really fast.

• 1:37:25Speaker 04

  Vigorously, someone said.

• 1:37:27Speaker 07

  Vigorously meditating.

• 1:37:30Speaker 04

  Freshwater jellyfish.

• 1:37:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, she, well, she was like, like Moody was like, do you want to do it? And I was like, no, not here, not here. Cause yeah, I like, like what you were saying, I could have heard someone talking.

• 1:37:41Speaker 07

  As you're on the top.

• 1:37:43Speaker 04

  As you guys were on the top, the top bunk bed.

• 1:37:47Speaker 04

  Wow, Cody and Moot are eating macaroni.

• 1:37:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:37:50Speaker 04

  It was wild.

• 1:37:52Speaker 07

  We, we appreciate.

• 1:37:56Speaker 07

  We appreciate the the consideration because that would have been 5.1 HD surround sound for the rest of us.

• 1:38:02Speaker 04

  Dude, I and there was one Cody had one bathroom and then there was one for how many people not?

• 1:38:08Speaker 07

  People in the fucking house.

• 1:38:10Speaker 04

  I dude, they one night and I was like, hey, babe, find us a hotel down the street.

• 1:38:17Speaker 07

  New England is wild because every restaurant we went to, there's 100 motherfuckers, there's 100 heartbeats in this restaurant. And there is one unisex bathroom. Why are there no bathrooms in New England?

• 1:38:29Speaker 04

  Dude, the house again, that was a big house. One bathroom and then we showed up that day and then y'all are just fighting over the bathroom because Connor's meditating. And everyone needed to piss.

• 1:38:43Speaker 03

  He's creating freshwater jellyfish.

• 1:38:46Speaker 07

  Connor, Connor meditated all over the floor of the bathroom. So we're on the floor of the shower.

• 1:38:53Speaker 04

  I remember.

• 1:38:53Speaker 03

  No, no, I remember Connor. He was creating freshwater fucking jellyfish over Kimmy Granger likes it rough.

• 1:39:01Speaker 07

  He wouldn't stop telling us.

• 1:39:04Speaker 04

  He just tweeted just that title on Twitter. No contest or anything. He just tweeted just that.

• 1:39:11Speaker 04

  Finn went to bed and because he took Sav and I's room after we left. And he's like, yeah, I had the window open because it was hot. And he's looking, then I got woke up at like two in the morning because Brandon and Connor were having a bro moment together outside my window.

• 1:39:27Speaker 07

  Who was it?

• 1:39:28Speaker 04

  Uh, Finn.

• 1:39:29Speaker 07

  Finn, oh no.

• 1:39:30Speaker 04

  You guys were drunk outside on the like balcony, just doing a bro moment.

• 1:39:34Speaker 07

  No, we were out, we were in the parking lot.

• 1:39:36Speaker 04

  Yeah. He had the.

• 1:39:39Speaker 03

  Well, there's no.

• 1:39:40Speaker 07

  Oh, no. Well, okay.

• 1:39:41Speaker 03

  There's no privacy in those like little shotgun houses they have there.

• 1:39:44Speaker 07

  We were actually kind of worried because we we realized we were talking about like some relatively sensitive shit. And we look over and we saw an open window. And we thought that was not part of our house. We're like, oh, man, some random neighbor was just really learned some group lore.

• 1:40:03Speaker 07

  And it was just fun and he's under an NDA. So that's fine. That and we know where he lives.

• 1:40:08Speaker 04

  Yeah. And then me and Sav didn't try to make macaroni either because again, paper thin walls and hearing your guys' voices make me flaccid really fast.

• 1:40:18Speaker 07

  It would be awkward if it made you break up.

• 1:40:21Speaker 04

  The minute.

• 1:40:21Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 1:40:23Speaker 07

  Now.

• 1:40:24The Fat Electrician?

  Today we're talking about.

• 1:40:30Speaker 07

  Load size large.

• 1:40:33The Fat Electrician?

  Walk out, high five Nick for no reason.

• 1:40:37The Fat Electrician?

  Drink some Gator and go back to bed.

• 1:40:39Speaker 07

  I didn't realize I was playing co-op.

• 1:40:42Speaker 04

  That fucking type. God dang it. Yeah, Boston. Wherever we were, can we say?

• 1:40:49Speaker 03

  New Hampshire.

• 1:40:51Speaker 03

  The city. I can't wait for that body cam to come out. Where I'm just totally shit talking a cop.

• 1:41:00The Fat Electrician?

  It's hilarious.

• 1:41:01Speaker 03

  You said it's hilarious. I fucking feel bad about it.

• 1:41:04The Fat Electrician?

  Why?

• 1:41:05Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:41:06The Fat Electrician?

  He did a bad job. It's a learning moment.

• 1:41:09Speaker 07

  It was.

• 1:41:10The Fat Electrician?

  I'm still surprised you can get detained without.

• 1:41:14Speaker 03

  He had no right to detain us. That's why I was so angry.

• 1:41:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, you were angry because he was doing a bad job. There's nothing wrong with that. Now that's. You're like a secret shopper. But for cops.

• 1:41:25Speaker 07

  You're your undercover boss.

• 1:41:27The Fat Electrician?

  You're like a secret shopper, except you were actually drunk.

• 1:41:35The Fat Electrician?

  Please do.

• 1:41:35Speaker 03

  On today's episode, I'm gonna pretend to be hammered.

• 1:41:40The Fat Electrician?

  Can you break down that video? You've recorded.

• 1:41:43Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna lie, it was kinda funny.

• 1:41:45The Fat Electrician?

  It was hilarious.

• 1:41:46Speaker 03

  As soon as they pulled up, I went.

• 1:41:52The Fat Electrician?

  The shit, this group.

• 1:41:54Speaker 07

  It was funny because like me and you were very comfortable with the situation and everyone else was so not having it.

• 1:42:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, like Connor's like. I don't talk to cops.

• 1:42:04The Fat Electrician?

  Connor's ripping cigarettes like Dale Gribble. I don't talk to cops. I don't talk to cops. He said it like 15 times.

• 1:42:14Speaker 07

  He's like double fisting cigarettes.

• 1:42:17The Fat Electrician?

  I know my rights.

• 1:42:20Speaker 04

  And I did do, I liked my perspective because again, I went home early.

• 1:42:25Speaker 03

  You were sleeping?

• 1:42:25Speaker 04

  I would wake up and then hear these stories and I thought it was a joke at first. Then the next day I come back and they're like, yeah, we tried to go back to the same bar. I'm like, why?

• 1:42:33Speaker 07

  You still thought it was a joke?

• 1:42:34Speaker 04

  No, the first night, I figured at the breakfast, everyone's hungover. And like, oh, you guys went hard last night. And like, we almost got arrested. I'm like, ah.

• 1:42:44Speaker 04

  Finn pulls out camera. Oh, oh, okay.

• 1:42:49Speaker 07

  Moose's like, story. Eli, how was your night? Oh, I slept pretty well. How'd yours go? We got detained.

• 1:42:56Speaker 04

  Then the next day I come back, we went back to the same place. I'm like, why?

• 1:43:01Speaker 07

  My favorite though was the, the, the plan.

• 1:43:03Speaker 03

  Because funny, Eli.

• 1:43:04Speaker 04

  I know.

• 1:43:05Speaker 03

  Because funny.

• 1:43:06Speaker 07

  The plan for the third night of like getting the Amazon, like the Groucho Marx glasses with the mustache and nose.

• 1:43:16Speaker 07

  Wearing a disguise. I'm like, come on, if you guys don't have a sense of humor about this one, you're fucking lost. I can't help you.

• 1:43:24Speaker 04

  On that note, we can close. I'll do an after show for like 10 minutes.

• 1:43:29Speaker 03

  Do an after show. Guys, I hope you follow our Patreon too, because we do an after show where we go absolutely off the rails if we haven't already.

• 1:43:39The Fat Electrician?

  Cody says the N word.

• 1:43:40Speaker 03

  Dude, I will drop so many slurs.

• 1:43:43Speaker 04

  Patreon hits a new record.

• 1:43:46Speaker 03

  Thank you guys for joining the Unsubscribe Podcast, because I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator, and we love you. Join the Patreon After Show, because it's gonna be fun.

• 1:43:59Speaker 04

  We love you.

• 1:44:00The Fat Electrician?

  Kisses.

• 1:44:01Speaker 03

  Okay, bye.

• 1:44:02Speaker 04

  Bye.

• 1:44:02Speaker 07

  Quackbang out.

• 1:44:37The Fat Electrician?

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