874. Andy & DJ CTI: Mike Waltz To Be U.N. Ambassador, Pakistan Claims India Will Strike Them Within 36 Hours & Michelle Obama Blasts Trump's Immigration Crackdown

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump saying he's nominating National Security Adviser Mike Waltz to be U. N. ambassador, Pakistan claiming it has credible intelligence that India will strike within 36 hours, and Michelle Obama blasting Trump's immigration crackdown.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:17Andy Frisella?

  What is up guys? It's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realist. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet.

• 0:32Andy Frisella?

  Okay, I guess that's what the new deal is now.

• 0:35Speaker 01

  But that made me do it.

• 0:36Andy Frisella?

  Did he? Okay. Um, well, that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna, that's what CTI stands for, Cruise the Internet. Alright, we're gonna put topics on the screen. We're gonna speculate on what's going on. We're gonna talk about what's true and what's not true. And then we're gonna talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. Let's just get into it.

• 0:55Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 0:56Andy Frisella?

  What's up?

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, hey, yep, cuz technically it'd be like CTMFI, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:00Andy Frisella?

  Oh, so we're being grammatically correct?

• 1:02Speaker 01

  But listen, I'm trying.

• 1:04Andy Frisella?

  Oh.

• 1:05Speaker 01

  Alright, I read the book, you know what I'm saying, that you gave me, the how to read.

• 1:09Andy Frisella?

  How you read a book on how to read?

• 1:15Speaker 01

  Yep, so I'm trying, man.

• 1:16Andy Frisella?

  That is kind of a weird thing to sell, right? Like a book on how to read?

• 1:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, motherfuckers still buy it.

• 1:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  Anyway, you got the fee? You got the fee?

• 1:27Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, we do have a fee. The fee is very simple. Uh, we make you a deal, alright? We're not gonna fill your ears with ads for, you know, half the show. Um, and you do us a solid and share the show. That's how it works.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  Simple.

• 1:44Andy Frisella?

  So don't be a hoe.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  Share the show. Alright, very, very simple, man. We got a jam-packed show today.

• 1:50Andy Frisella?

  Oh, we do?

• 1:50Speaker 01

  Jam-packed, yep. We got a bunch of different stuff. Um, we got an old school segment coming back. Um, we got, uh, Andy Frisella back on the internet.

• 2:00Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, we got, we got, listen, this is a jam-packed episode here for, for a special Friday release, man.

• 2:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? And, uh, so we got plenty of time. We'll get there, you know what I'm saying? But let's, let's just get it going, man. Let's get it going. I think we should start this episode off, um, with an OG segment. Uh, we, we've done it before. People liked it. They, uh, it's 90 seconds of liberal insanity.

• 2:23Andy Frisella?

  Sounds good to me. Here we go.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  We love America. We love America. The red, white, and blue. America is everyone's home. Even Mrs. Tina's home.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  Break it down, Hannah.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Tina, Tina, your sexy ass, white lips. Even more than that, everyone is beautiful in the red, white, and blue country. America, oh, America. America is home.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Break it down, Becca.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  America is beautiful. America is home. Where we stand, where we are all gorgeous in our home. Not only we, but Argentina is beautiful. In the red, white, and blue, America. America is home.

• 3:37Andy Frisella?

  That's not real.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  Oh, bullshit.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  That is, that is, is real. That is as real as American Pie.

• 3:46Andy Frisella?

  That's AI.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  No, I don't think AI could do that.

• 3:51Andy Frisella?

  I don't think it would do that.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Violating terms and conditions.

• 3:56Andy Frisella?

  For sure, bro. I'm sorry, sir. You're fucking insane.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, can't do it. Oh, fuck, man.

• 4:05Andy Frisella?

  That's where we are, huh?

• 4:06Speaker 01

  That is, uh, that's the State of the Union, man. Ninety seconds.

• 4:09Andy Frisella?

  Did you notice how these, uh, how these people are now trying to pretend as if they're patriots?

• 4:15Speaker 01

  They love America, don't they?

• 4:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Isn't that like, yeah, that's weird.

• 4:18Andy Frisella?

  Like, uh, last year, they were burning the flag. And, and then kneeling at football games.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 4:25Andy Frisella?

  And now all of a sudden, they're the Patriots.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  They love it.

• 4:29Andy Frisella?

  And everybody else is the traitors.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 4:31Andy Frisella?

  Got it.

• 4:31Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. That is weird.

• 4:34Andy Frisella?

  It is weird.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  It's weird.

• 4:36Andy Frisella?

  That sit-in we talked about the other day, I actually got a chance to see it after we talked about it on the show.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  The sit-in, which one?

• 4:41Andy Frisella?

  That sit-in that they tried to do last weekend, there was like nine people that showed up.

• 4:45Speaker 01

  On the steps?

• 4:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:47Andy Frisella?

  Oh, bro. Bro, that Jeffries dude was talking about how, uh, you know, he was using General Grant's quote. You know, there, there are but two parties, you know, traitors and patriots and like, bro, what the fuck you talking about? You're the traitors. Like you always have been. You guys were burning flags last year.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  Like three days ago.

• 5:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. They're burning the cities down like now, like what are you, what's going on here?

• 5:12Speaker 01

  It's weird.

• 5:13Andy Frisella?

  Super weird.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  It's weird, man. I, I don't, I don't know.

• 5:15Andy Frisella?

  Like, is it, is this like a marketing technique? Like you're trying to like, project yourself to be.

• 5:22Andy Frisella?

  Like, you know what I'm saying?

• 5:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:24Andy Frisella?

  Like what, what, what is going on?

• 5:26Speaker 01

  They couldn't recite the pledge of allegiance.

• 5:28Andy Frisella?

  I know.

• 5:29Speaker 01

  They can't recite it. Can't recite.

• 5:31Andy Frisella?

  Kamal Harris couldn't do it.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  She couldn't do it. Like, like, yeah, it is weird, man. It is weird. Um, I don't know. I don't know what that is.

• 5:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well, it's painful.

• 5:40Speaker 01

  It is definitely painful to see, but yeah.

• 5:42Andy Frisella?

  I, I can appreciate their breakdowns.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Fucking.

• 5:46Andy Frisella?

  Bro, that's how white people get bad name, bro.

• 5:50Andy Frisella?

  We should, we shouldn't even allow people, that should be the shit they censor off the internet.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  Now, I will say this, some of you guys can dance. Like some of you guys got it, you know what I'm saying? Like there's the rhythm in there, you know what I'm saying? Like, I give credit, you know what I'm saying, to some.

• 6:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  The most, most, you shouldn't, you just shouldn't try it.

• 6:10Andy Frisella?

  I agree.

• 6:10Speaker 01

  And these, these, they fall into that.

• 6:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 6:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. Ninety seconds of liberal insanity, guys.

• 6:16Andy Frisella?

  There you go.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  Let us know what you think down in the comments, man. With that being said, let's get into our cruise. Uh, we got a lot of stuff to cover, man. It's a, we're gonna be, it's, this is a global episode, okay? Um, uh, we got a lot of stuff to cover. Guys, if you want to see these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrisella.com. You guys can check them all out there. Um, and I'm also gonna try to behave myself this episode, okay? No, uh, no, no, uh, no racism.

• 6:47Andy Frisella?

  Oh, okay.

• 6:50Andy Frisella?

  That means extra racism.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  I'm gonna behave myself this episode, I promise, alright, or at least for the first segment. Headline number one, let's dive into it. Uh, we gotta debunk some myths that were going around. Um, this was a wild headline for some reason. There was a lot of talks in the White House today. Mike Waltz, Waltz was getting fired, um, from the National Security Adviser position. Um, and I mean, dude, it was, everybody was covering it. Fox News, CNN, right? Like Trump's National Security Adviser, Mike Waltz, expected to depart administration, sources say. Um, NBC jumped on the bandwagon and, and they were all trying to link this, uh, that Signal chat leak bullshit that was going on. Um, but everybody was covering it. Just a quick debunk because you know, it, it only took a couple of hours of, you know, everybody, you know,

• 7:38Speaker 01

  going crazy and losing their minds about this. Um, that Trump finally cleared the air with a, uh, truth. Um, he posted this out around one o'clock today saying, quote, "I am pleased to announce that I will be nominating Mike Waltz to be the next United States Ambassador to the United Nations. From a summer uniform on the battlefield and Congress and as my National Security Adviser, Mike Waltz has worked hard to put our nation's interests first. I know he will do the same in his new role. Uh, in the interim, Secretary of State Marco Rubio will serve as National Security Adviser while continuing his strong leadership at the State Department. Together, we will continue to fight tirelessly to make America and the world safe again. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

• 8:21Speaker 01

  Um, but it just goes into one of those things, man, of like all these people that like the, the, the media, I guess itself. They keep like, I guess they feel like they're protected because all they have to do is just say sources without actually.

• 8:35Andy Frisella?

  I was just thinking that.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  Like, what is that?

• 8:36Andy Frisella?

  I was just thinking when you were reading that, I'm like, I guess we can say anything we want as long as we say sources.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 8:44Andy Frisella?

  Or insiders.

• 8:45Speaker 01

  Right. Like, and you're, and you're, and you're safe.

• 8:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:47Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? It's call it fucking journalism.

• 8:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 8:50Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  I don't, what is that?

• 8:52Andy Frisella?

  It, it's a way for them to lie and propagate without having to be responsible for it.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  Like, do they?

• 8:57Andy Frisella?

  I can't reveal my sources.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Right, right. I have to protect my sources.

• 9:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:01Andy Frisella?

  Um, you mean, you made it up?

• 9:05Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, because they got called out. I want to say it was Wall Street Journal. They got called out. Because they did the same exact thing with Tesla and Elon Musk saying like, oh, Tesla is looking for new, you know, board of directors and, you know, new, new position. They're going to be ousting Elon. And like, both of them, the company and Elon both came out like, that's full of shit.

• 9:23Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, let's oust like the smartest fucking dude in the world.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, like, like, makes sense. Makes perfect fucking sense. But I don't know what, like, dude, that's so annoying to see. I know you guys see it, but it's like, that's not journalism, man.

• 9:35Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  It's not fucking.

• 9:36Andy Frisella?

  It's dude, it's propaganda. It's intentional disruptive propaganda.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:42Andy Frisella?

  And that, this is what they do. They, listen, you don't have to have the facts right anymore to publish shit, which is totally wrong. You know, like, how many lives do they destroy by doing this?

• 9:52Speaker 01

  Dude, well, Trump, I, I tried to find a video that, there was a video going around of like a, a interview that Trump did with ABC, I think. And the guy questioned like, oh, but there's no, like, there's no investigations and no referrals. It was like, Trump's like, how do you know that? Oh, I mean, you know, like, how, well, how do you know that? Like, you're not, you wouldn't even, you're not even like legally supposed to know that. Like, how would you know that there's not, or there is? And Trump called him out on it. Like, it's just annoying. It's whatever. Um, let's talk, let's talk about, let's transition this a little bit to some, some judges. That's going to be headline one. We got to talk about some judges that, um, that deserve to be in, in prison.

• 10:26Andy Frisella?

  So, wha, hold on. So, was this tweet today?

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, this was today. This was today. So, they, they did this whole like rile up, like it was a whole media.

• 10:35Andy Frisella?

  So, they made it seem like he was being fired when in reality.

• 10:39Speaker 01

  Shit, correct.

• 10:39Andy Frisella?

  For in reality, he was being.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Promoted.

• 10:42Andy Frisella?

  Promoted to.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, many different. It's the highest post of the country. I mean, as far as ambassadors go, for sure. Just dumb shit, you know, dumb shit, dispelling myths, man. Um, but yeah, let's, let's transition this a little bit. I want to talk about some judges because I got a couple of headlines here that are, they're, they're wild, man. They're wild. Um, so this first one here. Judge orders suspect behind firebombing of Missouri Tesla released from federal custody. Let's dive into this a little bit. U.S. Magistrate Judge Jessica Hedges agreed that Owen McIntyre, who is 19, a student at the University of Massachusetts, Boston, should be released after McIntyre's lawyers argued

• 11:26Speaker 01

  he be released, noting that, quote, "he has no criminal record" and that he has, quote, "strong ties to his community in Missouri," the same community he tried to burn down. McIntyre's lawyers also argued that he be released, noting his, quote, "medical and mental health needs." McIntyre has reportedly been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, or ADHD, depression, and gender dysphoria, according to court records. Let's check this clip out.

• 11:59Speaker 04

  Bria and John, the government wanted Owen McIntyre to spend the time before trial behind bars, but the judge in Boston sided with the defense in this case, which cited multiple medical issues facing the 19-year-old, including autism spectrum disorder, gender dysphoria, and ADHD. McIntyre's attorney argued the teen should be released citing "serious and ongoing medical needs and treatments that could not or would not be provided while in federal detention." The defense filing says McIntyre is being treated for depression and since March has been receiving gender-affirming care. That care would likely be interrupted or terminated in federal custody.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Well, don't look like he's getting treated outside of fucking jail.

• 12:50Andy Frisella?

  So, so, so now we can blow shit up and we could say we're depressed and have autism, which has become a virtue signal. Like, you go on TikTok right now, dude, there's all these, it's a new thing, man. There's all these women who are fucking 30 years old who are saying, "Oh, I just got diagnosed with autism. I never knew it. That's what's wrong with me." And then they're making videos of them doing stupid-ass shit pretending that they have autism, which is insulting to people who actually have it or deal with family members who actually have it. It's insane. So, we're gonna virtue signal autism like it's like the new fucking...

• 13:30Andy Frisella?

  Thing?

• 13:31Speaker 01

  They all want to have disabilities.

• 13:32Andy Frisella?

  Bro, they all want to be in a protected class because they can't be in a protected class anymore with this trans shit or whatever else they're they're choosing to act like they're they have autism. And so regardless of all that, whether you have autism or not, or depression or not, or any of this other shit, that excuses you from committing violent fucking crime offenses?

• 13:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:58Andy Frisella?

  Bro, get the fuck out of here. This is bullshit. So basically, any of us that get caught doing anything, all we have to say is that we're retarded.

• 14:15Andy Frisella?

  I didn't know because I'm an idiot.

• 14:18Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, good night. Boom, wait, I'm retarded.

• 14:23Andy Frisella?

  Bro, what the fuck are we talking about here?

• 14:26Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, we I do have a, did you hear there's another word that came back?

• 14:31Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Dyke.

• 14:32Andy Frisella?

  I didn't know that went away.

• 14:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, it went away for a little bit. It was like a little hermit for a minute.

• 14:37Andy Frisella?

  I didn't know that was considered a an offensive term. I just thought it was what it was. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 14:43Speaker 01

  It's back, so, yeah.

• 14:44Andy Frisella?

  I'm retarded, Dyke.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  Don't lock me up.

• 14:46Andy Frisella?

  It never went anywhere. But like dude, and and you know, that's not okay. Okay, so clearly if we have people with mental disabilities or depression or anxiety, so so they're dangerous, so should we remove all of those people from the fucking, should we put them all into mental institutions because they're going to do violent things? Like, we're setting, we're

• 15:10Speaker 01

  It's a dangerous precedent.

• 15:11Andy Frisella?

  Dude, yeah, but it doesn't matter because nothing, nobody's ever held accountable unless it's like the same, you know, unless it's convenient for the political agenda. The rule of law has been so watered down and bent so hard to to judges' personal agendas that the only people that are held accountable are people that don't align with them politically or socially. And and so like, you know, I don't know, this is, this is absurd. That person should be in jail. And if they have autism and they have all these things, I think that's a case for them if they're going to be violent to actually be detained because they're clearly a threat to the people around them.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not like they were getting the help outside. They're blowing shit up. So like, if I lock them up, like,

• 15:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 15:56Speaker 01

  It's crazy to me.

• 15:59Speaker 01

  It's crazy to me, but like

• 16:00Andy Frisella?

  I'm just sick of this shit, dude. Like I'm sick of the, I'm, I'm, here's what I'm sick of in society. I'm sick of people making excuses, pretending like they have medical issues that are, you know,

• 16:17Andy Frisella?

  made up, all right? Like, I'm not saying depression's made up. I'm not saying autism's made up. I'm saying people make them up to get out of shit. And they say, I have this, so I'm not accountable for that. Well, that's not okay. And dude, we have this situation, society where everybody can get away with anything as long as they say, mental health. My mental health was suffering, so, and they almost like leveraged against you like, oh, I got fired because my, my employer didn't understand I was dealing with mental health. Well, motherfucker, you're hired to do a job and you can't do it. That's it. I don't, your mental health does not play into reality, but apparently it does.

• 16:57Speaker 01

  Or at least they're trying to make it.

• 16:59Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I don't, I don't do my, I couldn't do my job because I'm struggling with mental health. Well, fuck dude, I don't know what to tell you. Grow the fuck up. Well, that's what I had to do. That's what everybody else had to do.

• 17:09Speaker 01

  That's the other piece of it, Eddie, like the reason, and I firmly, I truly genuinely firmly believe this in my being that like, a lot of the stuff we're seeing, man, like even like you take depression, right? Like, I know it's a real thing, but I think when you start peeling that shit back, it's because people aren't doing anything.

• 17:26Andy Frisella?

  Well, of course, they don't have a purpose. They're not achieving anything. They're not doing anything. They're bored, they sit in front of their TV, they game, they, they eat shitty food. Dude,

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Of course you're gonna have some fucking problems.

• 17:38Andy Frisella?

  Dude, when you make your life uber convenient and remove the purpose and remove the work and remove everything that gives you self-worth and self-value, you are naturally going to feel irrelevant and you are going to feel depressed and you are going to feel that way because you know that you are not doing exactly what you should be doing. And this is no secret. Humans need purpose. And when we take this, this is the danger of technology. All right? We are trying to create, and we mean society, it's really they, okay? They're creating a society that is uber convenient, okay?

• 18:23Andy Frisella?

  I have instant food, I have instant entertainment, I, now I'm gonna have universal basic income because AI can do everything for me.

• 18:33Andy Frisella?

  So basically, these people should just sit at home and do nothing. Like, what the fuck are they gonna do? Well, they're gonna sit at home, they're gonna play video games, they're gonna live in this virtual world, none of which are what we as humans are designed to do. And they wonder why they feel like shit. You know, like, and dude, but regardless,

• 18:55Andy Frisella?

  that does not excuse someone from committing crimes. You know, oh, I, I, I plead insanity, I murdered an entire family. Well, that doesn't matter. You still murdered an entire family, you're going to fucking jail. Like, that's how this should be. We need to stop sympathizing with people for whatever happened to them in the past, or whatever trauma they had, or whatever. It's fucking bullshit, bro. Like, we have all these therapists and all these victim culture people uh, out here selling the idea of mental health and trauma and healing as if it's a permanent stop, right?

• 19:37Andy Frisella?

  As if you're supposed to be healing your entire life. Bro, healing is a temporary thing. That, in other, in other words, you know what it's called? Get the fuck over it, right? Whatever you gotta do to feel better so that you can move forward. It's not a place for you to stop your life and, and, and dwell, which is what a lot of these people do. And a lot of these therapists convince these people that they're perpetually broken and they create a cycle of

• 20:05Andy Frisella?

  brokenness for these people so that they can make a fucking profit. Like, if your monetary income depended on people being sick, what motivation do you have to actually fucking heal them? You know what I'm saying? Right? This is all bullshit. And then we have, we have society excusing these people for the things that they do? Okay. Well, I know what I can say now if I ever get in trouble.

• 20:34Andy Frisella?

  You know?

• 20:35Speaker 01

  I swear I'm saying it, bro. Next time I get pulled over for speeding.

• 20:38Andy Frisella?

  Oh, sorry, man. I'm retarded.

• 20:42Andy Frisella?

  I, I don't know what to tell you. You can't give me a ticket.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 20:46Andy Frisella?

  Otherwise, you're a bigot.

• 20:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. You're a retardist.

• 20:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 20:51Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:51Andy Frisella?

  You hate retarded people.

• 20:55Andy Frisella?

  Can't give me a fucking ticket.

• 20:59Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying, man.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  Oh, man, what a time to be alive, man. What a time to be alive. Another thing that will also get you off.

• 21:10Andy Frisella?

  What? Tell me to fucking lie.

• 21:12Speaker 01

  Uh, no, no lie, no lie. Uh, another, but another thing.

• 21:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  That can get you off of, of being held accountable is, is not being a US citizen at all.

• 21:20Andy Frisella?

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:21Speaker 01

  Not even supposed to be here. All right, and you're committing bullshit.

• 21:23Andy Frisella?

  So who are we holding accountable?

• 21:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, literally, nope, white people.

• 21:26Andy Frisella?

  That's right.

• 21:27Speaker 01

  White people, yep, for the raisins and potato salad. Travis County Judge.

• 21:31Andy Frisella?

  That's a fair argument. That's a fair argument. That's a fair argument. I think, I think that deserves some real punishment.

• 21:38Speaker 01

  Just saying. Uh, Travis County Judge slashes bond from 1.2 million dollars to $7,000 for foreign trucker who killed five, including a baby, in fiery Austin crash. Dude, this is, this is fucking insane, man.

• 21:53Andy Frisella?

  Bro, it's like that guy, that guy, that guy that ran over police officer here in St. Louis.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:58Andy Frisella?

  That was illegal, and he was drunk, got off.

• 22:01Speaker 01

  You get off. You know, so I mean, yeah, you either say you're retarded or just say you're not from here and don't speak English, like, and you're good. You're good, man. Let's dive into this a little bit, because this, this is, so this actually happened a while ago.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  Uh, of when this actually, like, initially happened. So, a Travis County judge on Tuesday slashed the bond for Solomon Wakalali Arara, um, a foreign national, an 18-wheel dri, uh, 18-wheeler driver, uh, from 1.2 million down to a jaw-dropping $7,000 despite his role in a tragic crash that left five people dead, including a child and a baby. The deadly pileup occurred last month on Interstate 35 in North. With Austin involving seventeen vehicles and seventeen people resulting in a fiery devastation and multiple injuries. Victims and their families are now pursuing more than a hundred and fifty million dollars in damages.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  But for the Travis County judicial system, the perpetrator gets a wrist slap and a ticket to walk free under laughable conditions. So Wakanda Arara, who was initially charged with five counts of intoxication and manslaughter, and two counts of intoxication assault, allegedly failed a field sobriety test.

• 23:17Andy Frisella?

  What's the difference between intoxication and intoxication? Is there a difference?

• 23:23Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 23:24Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, you said intoxication.

• 23:27Speaker 01

  I may have read it wrong.

• 23:28Andy Frisella?

  And then you said intoxication. I just didn't know if there's a difference.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  Oh, I think, I don't think intoxication's a word.

• 23:34Andy Frisella?

  That's the joke. Oh, yeah. I was just, didn't know. I'm glad I know now.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  Hey, listen, I have no problem being held accountable.

• 23:45Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  I'm one of the few.

• 23:47Andy Frisella?

  That's your white hat.

• 23:48Speaker 01

  You know how most people got like, it's like, you know, you got God and devil on the shoulders. Mine's just like, white DJ, black DJ, going back and forth. You know what I'm saying? Steal it. No, just say borrow. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That's my life, man. That's my life. That's my life.

• 24:13Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man, it's a constant battle, isn't it?

• 24:15Speaker 01

  Dude, listen, it's hard. It's hard, man.

• 24:18Andy Frisella?

  See, mine's like, you know, mayonnaise. I'm racist in my potato salad.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  You know, put Old Bay in there. Too much pepper. You know what I'm saying?

• 24:28Andy Frisella?

  It's dance, and don't fucking dance.

• 24:35Andy Frisella?

  Oh, fuck dude.

• 24:37Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Yep.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, but he failed a sobriety test. He failed to do it, I believe. Officers citing classic symptoms of central nervous system depressant use, bloodshot eyes, mumbled speech and swaying. However, subsequent testing revealed no drugs or alcohol in his bloodstream. So it might have just been low IQ is what uh, what it sounds like. The intoxication charges are stemming from what prosecutors are arguing is sleeplessness. So is what they claim. They also claim antidepressants might be to blame.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but this is his condition is bond agreement now. So $7,000.

• 25:16Andy Frisella?

  Dude, what are we doing? You're, what are we doing? So we just say whatever we want. Oh, it's because of this. Oh, it's because my dad spanked me when I was fucking three.

• 25:27Speaker 01

  Cause my dad didn't.

• 25:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well, it, it, you know, it's because I was on antidepressants. It's because I.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  Cut my dick off.

• 25:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, because I, I had an energy drink five hours ago. Like, what the fuck can we not, you know, like what? So we just blame these things on anything now?

• 25:43Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 25:46Andy Frisella?

  This is insane.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  It's wild, bro. It's wild.

• 25:49Andy Frisella?

  Oh dude, you know, I'm sorry. I fucking wrecked the car. I'm on antidepressants.

• 25:55Andy Frisella?

  Who's that guy?

• 25:56Speaker 01

  That's the Wakanda guy.

• 25:59Andy Frisella?

  Shocking.

• 26:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Dude, it's sick, man. It's sick.

• 26:05Andy Frisella?

  I'm just tired of this lack of personal responsibility and accountability based upon these bullshit stories that people tell everyone. Like, I act like an asshole. Oh, sorry. I'm bipolar. Uh, you know, I, I wrecked my car. Oh, man, it's antidepressants. I was having a bad day. Like, there's no accountability now. People get to make up anything they want to escape accountability. It's fucking insane. Oh, I, I, I firebombed a Tesla. Oh, it's because I have gender dysmorphia. I didn't think that you had gender dysmorphia. I thought you were a woman. What the fuck is it? You know what I'm saying? I thought you knew. I, I thought you knew since you were born that you were a woman on the inside.

• 26:47Andy Frisella?

  I didn't know you had confusion about it, right? So what is it?

• 26:51Speaker 01

  At least we're finally admitting that.

• 26:53Andy Frisella?

  No, dude. It's the first women in space. Oh, really? What's a woman?

• 26:59Andy Frisella?

  Oh, well, like dude, I'm just tired of the convenient application of whatever anyone feels like to push any narrative and escape any accountability. It's absurd and it only works for protected classes. It does not work for anyone who is not in a protected class like, which is me, you know, like dude, real talk, like if I did that, what would happen to me? If I did either one of those things, what would be, well, it'd be all over the fucking news.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  White nationalists.

• 27:31Andy Frisella?

  That's right. Andy Frisell fucking kills 75 people when it's fucking none, right? It'll be totally a lie. Like, and it'll be based on sources, you know, like dude, it's insane.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:50Andy Frisella?

  Dude, I'm just gonna claim gender dysmorphia now. Anything that happens to me. Sorry dude. I'm confused.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:00Andy Frisella?

  That's right. It was.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  You say that's white?

• 28:03Andy Frisella?

  Uh, yeah.

• 28:07Andy Frisella?

  I'm, I'm white and intoxicated.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  That's what it is. There we go. Yeah, there we go. Guys.

• 28:12Andy Frisella?

  I'm white, intoxicated, gender dysmorphia, depressed.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  Retarded.

• 28:19Andy Frisella?

  You can't prosecute me for anything. The laws do not apply.

• 28:25Speaker 01

  Sir, I need some proof. Just dance. You know what I'm saying?

• 28:31Andy Frisella?

  Oh man, we live in a fucking strange place, bro.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  What a time, man.

• 28:36Andy Frisella?

  We have to, like in real talk, I know we're talking a lot of shit and making jokes, but like dude, we as citizens have to start demanding accountability for all people. If the laws only apply selectively, then the laws do not matter. Period. We will never have civility or structure or rule of law in society with selective application. We won't have a high trust society. We'll have exactly what we have, which honestly, I think all of us are getting pretty fucking tired of.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Well, God, tell us if you are tired of it. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think about this topic. With that being said, let's go check out some of your thoughts and opinions.

• 29:19Andy Frisella?

  All they're gonna be is people talking about how good DJ is.

• 29:21Speaker 01

  Oh bullshit.

• 29:22Andy Frisella?

  We already know how this is gonna go.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  You wanna bet? First comment, what'd you think?

• 29:26Andy Frisella?

  I don't know. DJ's the funniest.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  No, man.

• 29:32Speaker 01

  This first comment, bro, this is like-

• 29:33Andy Frisella?

  Oh, wait, hold on. Before we get into this, I got a fucking bone to pick.

• 29:37Speaker 01

  Uh oh.

• 29:38Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Who?

• 29:39Andy Frisella?

  I put a poll up on my story.

• 29:44Andy Frisella?

  That said,

• 29:48Andy Frisella?

  who wins 100 Andy and DJs or Gorilla?

• 29:54Andy Frisella?

  And 65% said Andy and DJ, which clearly they're intelligent. But apparently 35% of you are in a protected class.

• 30:11Andy Frisella?

  Because there's no fucking way.

• 30:13Speaker 01

  No, there's no chance.

• 30:13Andy Frisella?

  There's no way. And first of all, 100 Andy and DJs is actually 200 people.

• 30:18Speaker 01

  Technically.

• 30:19Andy Frisella?

  So,

• 30:21Andy Frisella?

  we would definitely win.

• 30:23Speaker 01

  Mathematically.

• 30:24Andy Frisella?

  Dumb asses.

• 30:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I'm not a, I'm not a botanist, so, but I, I think the math works out.

• 30:30Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 30:32Speaker 01

  Let's cruise some comments, man.

• 30:35Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 30:36Speaker 01

  What?

• 30:39Speaker 01

  This first one, man, AZ Flyboard Rental. My vote on the tag team name is Heat and Humidity.

• 30:50Andy Frisella?

  I like that.

• 30:51Speaker 01

  Still think they like me? Huh? You still think that's all lifting up DJ, huh? They called me Humidity.

• 30:59Andy Frisella?

  I like it.

• 31:02Andy Frisella?

  Heat. Heat's good.

• 31:06Andy Frisella?

  I'll take it.

• 31:08Speaker 01

  Heat and Humidity.

• 31:10Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, that's rich, man.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  That's rich. See what they did there?

• 31:16Speaker 01

  Uh, thanks. Next one, Purple Pig Farm. Oh, you know, this is gonna be good. Purple Pig Farm, Andy, DJ Make a Monkey Sound, DJ, ooh, ooh, I, I want a Hellcat.

• 31:27Andy Frisella?

  Bro, that's some racist shit.

• 31:30Andy Frisella?

  That's some racist shit, man.

• 31:34Speaker 01

  Bro, man, what, man? What the fuck, man?

• 31:38Andy Frisella?

  That's some racist shit, Purple Pig Farm.

• 31:42Andy Frisella?

  You should be proud.

• 31:51Andy Frisella?

  I mean, fuck it, man.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  It is what it is, man.

• 31:53Andy Frisella?

  It is what it is.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  It's good for the soul.

• 31:55Andy Frisella?

  It's, you know what? Here's the thing. This is the other thing. And we are in a protected class because we're comedians. We say whatever the fuck we want. We are, we are not business people or podcasters or YouTubers. We are comedians, which means we can say fucking anything.

• 32:13Speaker 01

  It's a joke.

• 32:14Andy Frisella?

  And if you don't like it, tough. Can't do anything because we're protected.

• 32:17Speaker 01

  Tough balls, man. Now, I got some other comments. Andy, Andy Frisella came back to Instagram.

• 32:23Andy Frisella?

  He did. It was an accident.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  No, it wasn't.

• 32:27Andy Frisella?

  Was it not? So dude, it's real, real. I swear, I swear it was an accident.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 32:35Andy Frisella?

  So I was building out, okay, it's been five years since I posted.

• 32:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, literally five years.

• 32:42Andy Frisella?

  And since then, there's been a lot of updates to Instagram, right? And so I was like, trying to build out my post as if I was gonna post. I wasn't actually gonna post.

• 32:54Speaker 01

  Are you just testing it out?

• 32:55Andy Frisella?

  I was trying to build a carousel and, you know, make a nice post. I wanted to show the receipts, which are so uncommon these days. I wanted to communicate to people like, hey, man, uh, these people that you think are these, you know, rich, smart, like dude, they're just like you. They just don't fucking quit, which is what I've always told people. And, you know, we have a lot of frauds and fucking fakers that can't show the receipts. And that's not very inspiring, bro. It's not inspiring when you just show the result and you don't explain like how you actually got there. Like instead of, you know, just selling people the end result and pretending like they can have it too.

• 33:36Andy Frisella?

  And then the only way they make their money is by selling people that dream when they haven't actually done it, anything else besides sell people that. I don't like that. That's not real. Okay. And.

• 33:49Andy Frisella?

  I just wanted to show people what it looked like, you know, how the fuck I got here, you know? And we have a lot of people that follow me that don't know my background. And so I was just, you know, okay, let's build a little visual carousel and a caption. And I was like, I was, you know, building it out. I'm like, this, this would probably be a pretty cool post. And then my phone rang and when my phone rang, I, I answered it. And then I put it on speaker because I was still, I was still trying to look at the carousel and it posted.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 34:18Andy Frisella?

  And I was like, oh shit. And then I was like, fuck. All right. Whatever, man. And so that's, that's what happened for real.

• 34:24Speaker 01

  People loved it.

• 34:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Like, hey, man, it might be another five years, but I was just saying,

• 34:31Andy Frisella?

  you know, it is what it is, you know? I think, you know, here's what I will say, it was really cool to, uh, it was really cool to see so many people that I recognize their IG handles from like years and years and years ago, still following along. And, and there was a lot of stories in the comments, which were like, hey, man, since then I've done this. You know, since I found you, this is what I've done. And guys like real talk, man, like, you know, jokes aside, uh, that inspires the fuck out of me. Like, cause like dude, when you're here and you're talking into a microphone or a phone,

• 35:06Andy Frisella?

  it's like talking into the abyss. Like you don't know how many people are actually following it or doing it. And you wonder like, fuck dude, does anybody hear what I'm saying? And, uh, it was just cool because like I got a lot of DMs and there was a lot of posts and comments. Um, or a lot of comments in the post that were kind of telling me like how people, uh, have progressed. And I just, that made me feel, it made me feel good and, uh, it made me proud of everybody that's out there doing the work. And I know we fucking joke around a lot and we talk a lot of shit, but, uh, it, it, I don't know. I think we got a really special community. Um, and it's just, it's cool. So like I'm, you know, I'll probably, I'll probably stay on it just so we could start, you know, connecting again.

• 35:48Andy Frisella?

  And I don't know, I'm just, it's just feel, it made me feel grateful.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, we shall see. We shall see. People fucking loved it. We pulled a couple of comments.

• 35:57Andy Frisella?

  Oh, we're doing Cruz Andy's comments?

• 35:59Speaker 01

  Cruz Andy's comments.

• 36:00Andy Frisella?

  All right. Hey, that's a good deal. You guys comment in the, in my post, we might put you on the show.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  I put you up. So this first one, Nico, uh, Las Vico, Andy coming for the course sellers.

• 36:14Andy Frisella?

  I mean, I'm not, but I think my presence sort of speaks for itself.

• 36:18Speaker 01

  Listen, I think there's gonna be a lot of people delete their fucking Instagram after this. I'm just being real.

• 36:23Andy Frisella?

  Well.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  We'll see.

• 36:24Andy Frisella?

  There's nothing wrong with courses from people who've actually done things.

• 36:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:28Andy Frisella?

  The problem is.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  That's, that's the key. Yes.

• 36:29Andy Frisella?

  That's the key. There's nothing wrong with spending money to learn things from people who have done the things they are teaching. That is, that's called intelligent. But when you just look at someone's lifestyle and you think, oh, I'm gonna buy this course because I think I can have that. That's called protected class.

• 36:47Andy Frisella?

  Like it just.

• 36:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  That's real. Uh, there's next one. Mortgage fix says AF, uh, back posting squares before GTA six.

• 36:54Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man. That's a good one.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  That's a good one.

• 36:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 36:56Speaker 01

  That's a good one. Uh, probably favorite one, um, from, uh, white ninja season. It's white nigga season.

• 37:08Andy Frisella?

  It is.

• 37:11Speaker 01

  Well, look at the, the, I like, I like the profile picture.

• 37:14Andy Frisella?

  You know what was, bro?

• 37:19Andy Frisella?

  Bro, you know what was so funny about that is that I saw that comment and I laughed and then like some of the people got like offended by it.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  Oh, no shit.

• 37:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Cause it's like, you know, there's two communities, bro. There's podcast community, then there's Instagram community, YouTube community. It's all different.

• 37:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:34Andy Frisella?

  So like a lot of these people don't know how much we talk shit and joke around on the show. And a couple of people were like, oh, bro, you know, that's, it's like, dude, come on, man. We joke around here. It's all good.

• 37:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, relax. It's all right.

• 37:47Andy Frisella?

  I will tell you, I do block with the quickness. You call my page with some bullshit, bro. You fucking never be on it again.

• 37:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:54Andy Frisella?

  And I will.

• 37:54Speaker 01

  That's if the people don't get you first.

• 37:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that, that's right. And I will recip, yeah, no shit, bro. Maybe I shouldn't do that ever. Just let the people handle it.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  People don't get you first.

• 38:02Andy Frisella?

  My people are fucking vicious.

• 38:04Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, look, I mean, just for, I mean, for example.

• 38:06Andy Frisella?

  But dude, I meet, I meet.

• 38:07Speaker 01

  You don't want purple form.

• 38:08Andy Frisella?

  Huh?

• 38:09Speaker 01

  Purple form will get you. Purple pick form will get you.

• 38:11Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah. No doubt. You don't want that.

• 38:16Andy Frisella?

  But dude, I will meet your motherfucking energy, just so you know. Like, and I'm wittier than you. So just be ready.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  It's great, man. It's a damn good time. Like I said, dude, what a time to be alive.

• 38:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  What a time. With that being said, guys, we do appreciate you for being real ass fans, of course.

• 38:32Andy Frisella?

  And I want to say, like, for real, dude, it just, I just really appreciated all the love, dude. Real talk. It was awesome.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  No, it was, it was awesome. Yeah, let's get back to our cruise. Time to go global.

• 38:46Andy Frisella?

  What boat we taking?

• 38:49Andy Frisella?

  We taking your boat?

• 38:50Speaker 01

  Unchained.

• 38:52Andy Frisella?

  Dude, DJ and I were sitting on my porch the other day, smoking cigars. And I said, when we get yachts, what are you gonna call yours? Fucking said he's gonna call it unchained.

• 39:04Speaker 01

  Bro, I mean, that's fucking sick, though. That is fucking sick. Imagine if I fucking pull it up, you know what I'm saying? Just fucking broken chains, man.

• 39:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? It'd be sick. I'm, I'm, listen, I'm doing it.

• 39:15Andy Frisella?

  I know you are.

• 39:16Speaker 01

  I'm fucking doing it.

• 39:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 39:18Speaker 01

  Headline number two, though, man, we gotta go global. Let's go to, um, there is some tensions. All right, the waters are murky.

• 39:26Andy Frisella?

  Where?

• 39:26Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 39:27Andy Frisella?

  India?

• 39:28Speaker 01

  India and Pakistan.

• 39:29Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 39:30Speaker 01

  Good guess.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  I said I'm gonna be good this episode, all right?

• 39:35Speaker 05

  Z. Nothing.

• 39:37Andy Frisella?

  Is it true?

• 39:39Andy Frisella?

  Are the waters murky?

• 39:40Speaker 05

  No comment.

• 39:46Andy Frisella?

  I took Z for a ride in R8 today.

• 39:48Speaker 01

  Did you?

• 39:49Speaker 05

  That was amazing.

• 39:50Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I tried to let him drive it, he wouldn't do it.

• 39:52Speaker 05

  No, I don't want to mess up your car. It's been a long time since I've driven a stick shift.

• 39:57Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, it's a good time to learn, bro.

• 40:00Speaker 05

  One of my favorite cars, though.

• 40:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, we ripped it.

• 40:04Speaker 05

  You did?

• 40:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Did you?

• 40:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was, that was the funniest part.

• 40:08Andy Frisella?

  You could hear it in the building?

• 40:09Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 40:10Andy Frisella?

  It's a loud car.

• 40:10Speaker 05

  People heard it in different parts of the building inside.

• 40:13Andy Frisella?

  That's awesome.

• 40:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, let's go, uh, let's, let's go check on our buddy, because we got some good friends over there in India. We got great friends in India. I like India. All right? Um, and, and listen, India is ready to fucking make the moves. You know what I'm saying? This comes out, Pakistan claims it has credible intelligence. India will strike within thirty six hours.

• 40:35Andy Frisella?

  Strike Pakistan?

• 40:37Speaker 01

  Yes. This, listen, this, this shit's getting heated. All right. It's getting real. All right. There's some real stuff going on. So tensions between India and Pakistan has, have escalated further. Uh, after a top Pakistani official claimed early Wednesday to have credible intelligence that New Delhi will carry out a military action against Islamabad within the next two days. The claim came as both the United States and China urged restraint. So what happened?

• 41:05Andy Frisella?

  Well, I did see a video.

• 41:09Speaker 01

  I, I, go ahead and finish.

• 41:11Andy Frisella?

  I'll, I'll tell you what I saw.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. What, what, what happened? Like what, what got these two countries? Because there's always been tensions, Zima, right? Like, like India, Pakistan, they've always.

• 41:19Andy Frisella?

  But aren't they, aren't you guys like cousins? No, I'm being serious. Like same kind of people, right?

• 41:25Speaker 05

  Pakistan was a part of India before they declared independence.

• 41:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 41:30Speaker 05

  And it was basically that happened because of religion differences. Like how here in America, we are majorly divided because of democratic and republican values. Over there, the division is geared because of religion. And that's one of the driving factors of the main two political parties that quote unquote rule the country.

• 41:51Speaker 01

  And that's Islam and Hindi, right?

• 41:53Speaker 05

  Hindu, Hinduism.

• 41:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. Um, but there, there's always been tensions there, right? The water has always been murky.

• 42:04Andy Frisella?

  I don't know if it's always been.

• 42:06Speaker 01

  It's always been murky for a long time.

• 42:09Andy Frisella?

  For thousands of years, maybe, but not forever.

• 42:13Andy Frisella?

  If we go far enough back. I'm sure it was nice at one point. Yes. Calm and clean, and not clean, not clean, I didn't mean to say clean. What, what got, what, what's the new tensions about? Okay, because this is actually really fucked up, uh, story of what happened. There was a terrorist attack in India, okay? Dozens, uh, killed as gunman massacre tourist in Kashmir beauty spot. Uh, and dude, it's so crazy, like there was a, there was a clip of a guy on a zip line. So like, I guess it's like a park, right? And there was a guy doing a zip line and he's like videotaping himself. And like, as he's going by completely oblivious to what's happening underneath. Like there was a fucking massacre underneath him.

• 42:52Andy Frisella?

  Um, 26 people were killed, um, at least 26, dozens other injured. There was reports of like the gunman were going around having people pull down their pants to verify if they were like, like Hindu, uh, or Muslim, because Muslims circumcised, uh, circumcised themselves and, uh, Hindus do not. And so like they were targeting Hindus. Um, so a racist terrorist attack. Uh, and so that's kind of what really kicked it up. And India immediately went to blaming and saying that the, the, the attackers had some sort of connection to Pakistan. All right. Um, and so then, uh, the Minister of Defense from Pakistan came out with this clip, this video, let's check this out.

• 43:35Speaker 06

  Pakistan has credible intelligence that India intends carrying out military action against Pakistan in the next 24 to 36 hours on the pretext of baseless and concocted allegations of involvement in the Pehalgam incident. Indian self-assumed hubristic role of judge, jury and executioner in the region is reckless and vehemently rejected. Pakistan has been the victim of terrorism itself and truly understands the pain of this scourge. We have always condemned terrorism in all its forms and manifestations anywhere in the world.

• 44:22Speaker 06

  Being a responsible state, Pakistan, open-heartedly, offered a credible, transparent, and independent investigation by a neutral commission of experts to ascertain the truths. Unfortunately, rather than pursuing the path of reason, India has apparently decided to tread the dangerous path of irrationality and confrontation, which will have catastrophic consequences for the complete region and beyond. Evasion of credible investigation is in itself sufficient evidence exposing India's real motives. Consciously making strategic decisions hostage

• 45:06Speaker 06

  to public sentiments, purposefully trumped up for securing political objectives, is unfortunate and deplorable. Pakistan reiterates that any such military adventurism by India would be responded to assuredly and decisively. The international community must remain alive to the reality that the onus of escalatory spiral and its ensuing consequences shall squarely lie with India. The nation reiterates its resolve to defend the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Pakistan at all costs. Pakistan, Zindabad.

• 45:48Andy Frisella?

  Pakistan's in the bag. Oh wow, great.

• 45:55Andy Frisella?

  Listen, it's wild. So this was over a mass shooting?

• 45:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:00Andy Frisella?

  When did that happen?

• 46:00Speaker 01

  It was a terrorist attack, April 20th, April 23rd, I believe, actually.

• 46:04Andy Frisella?

  Do you have the video of the zip line thing?

• 46:07Speaker 01

  No. No, April 22nd is when, is when it happened.

• 46:12Andy Frisella?

  I thought this was, do you have more on this?

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, like, it's been, it's been, it's been getting heated, right? There's, there's, like, there's sources saying that along some of the borders, shots have already been starting to get exchanged between both sides. There was an interview. Let's check this clip out real quick.

• 46:30Speaker 06

  Burn you Pakistanis to death. Go on, bring it on. Yeah. You will not be given the grave. You will be given fire. We are going to burn you to the ground. We are going to burn you to ashes. How many bombs you have? I give you my word, my zuban de tao.

• 46:51Speaker 06

  Sappo jalaya jayega, basam kiya jayega. Tum layak nahi ho is dhati pe saans lena ke liye. Tum, tum masjid jao ke.

• 47:02Andy Frisella?

  Full context, this is. Is this how it goes over there, bro? Is this how you guys do shit? I kinda like it though. They're both in London while this is. Yeah, but why don't they just fight?

• 47:13Speaker 05

  So, the guy on the left, I'm, I'm trying to loosely translate. He's saying that you don't deserve to breathe the air on this earth. And we will, uh, not only nuke you, will fire you and just remove your existence.

• 47:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you will get no grave.

• 47:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's what he's trying to say. But yeah, this is, sometimes this is how the debates on, uh, new channels, that, that's how they go.

• 47:37Andy Frisella?

  I like this.

• 47:38Speaker 05

  They get super fiery.

• 47:40Andy Frisella?

  This is how it should be. Yeah, fuck you. And then, yes, and then you make the leaders fight. That's how, that's how it should be. Instead of sending all of us that, fuck, we got nothing to do with this shit, right? Like, you guys send your, I mean, I'm sure in every country, you know, they send their regular people to go fight these things because these motherfuckers can't get over their dick measuring. These dudes should fight.

• 48:05Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 48:07Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, like I said. Like, think of how many people die because of the egos of these leaders. Yeah. There's nothing strategic to gain here. This is fucking ego shit. And we're gonna say, well, you're gonna send your fucking, your, your, your fu-

• 48:21Speaker 05

  Not only that, there is-

• 48:22Andy Frisella?

  It's the same everywhere and it's been the same for thousand years.

• 48:25Speaker 05

  Correct. And not only that, there is a very strong undertone of extreme extremism because of religion.

• 48:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that amplifies it for sure.

• 48:36Speaker 05

  That's the main undertone factor between the problem with India and Pakistan.

• 48:40Andy Frisella?

  What's the conflict in religion? I understand they're too different, but like, like, so we, we can't tolerate other religions?

• 48:48Speaker 05

  No, it's not that, actually. So, I'll tell you, it's the, basically the same thing everywhere. Like, how here, if you'd go out and talk to common people, they're all cool.

• 48:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 48:58Speaker 05

  Regardless of where you come from.

• 48:59Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it's these guys.

• 49:00Speaker 05

  Same, same everywhere. It's the political agenda and the things in the news. And the main thing is because Muslims eat beef.

• 49:10Speaker 05

  And in Hindu religion, a cow is considered a sacred animal is often tied of very high religious importance to a lot of gods.

• 49:18Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 49:19Speaker 05

  And there are some states in India where eating beef is illegal.

• 49:22Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so.

• 49:24Speaker 05

  That's the main undertone.

• 49:25Andy Frisella?

  So let's have a thousand year feud over fucking steaks.

• 49:28Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 49:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I would.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  And, and.

• 49:30Andy Frisella?

  I know you would.

• 49:32Speaker 01

  I'm just sorry.

• 49:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  Well, you're not, you're not Hindu, it's fine.

• 49:35Speaker 05

  No, but the, but how we, we get it done here, it's the same thing over there. The people in the leading positions in the politics know this and they gear it purposefully.

• 49:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:44Speaker 05

  That's, that's what it is.

• 49:45Speaker 01

  It's so basically, so basically India said that Pakistan tried to redeem some shit. India is like, do not redeem. You know what I'm saying?

• 49:59Andy Frisella?

  That's a terrible joke.

• 50:00Speaker 01

  Well.

• 50:03Speaker 01

  And Pakistan is like, we didn't redeem shit, but we will redeem if we got to, you know?

• 50:09Andy Frisella?

  I, I, here's what I think. So we're gonna send all our men to die over a motherfucking cow?

• 50:17Andy Frisella?

  That's, that, how's that make sense?

• 50:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, listen, it, it does it, but both sides are heated right now.

• 50:25Andy Frisella?

  I know.

• 50:26Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:27Andy Frisella?

  I saw a very, I saw an almost, I saw it almost go down, bro.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Well, listen, they've been pumping out fucking like military propaganda videos and stuff from both sides.

• 50:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 50:36Speaker 01

  Um, I got, I got an example of both sides.

• 50:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Speaker 01

  For the show, for the context. So this is, uh, what came out of Pakistan. Um, let's check this clip.

• 51:21Speaker 01

  So, well, there's no secret as to why the United States kicks the fuck out of everybody. Show me your war face.

• 51:29Andy Frisella?

  Motherfuckers.

• 51:32Andy Frisella?

  Got a fucking bayonet and he hits him with the fucking back of the gun.

• 51:38Speaker 01

  Alright, alright. So, that was Pakistan.

• 51:41Andy Frisella?

  This, this, this is serious shit here.

• 51:43Speaker 01

  Bro, listen. India responded. They ain't fucking, India does not fuck around. India responded with this.

• 51:52Andy Frisella?

  We see you.

• 52:05Andy Frisella?

  Bro, that shit slaps, bro. I'm fighting for India.

• 52:11Andy Frisella?

  They got better music.

• 52:30Andy Frisella?

  I'm fighting with India, bro.

• 52:34Andy Frisella?

  We're gonna have a good time, too.

• 52:36Speaker 01

  India's in the bag, man.

• 52:37Andy Frisella?

  Indian people have a good time, bro. They know how to fucking party, even when they're killing people.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 52:41Andy Frisella?

  I'm with it.

• 52:43Andy Frisella?

  I'm with it. I saw a video of how this was gonna go down, though. Did you see this video? I saw a third video.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:49Andy Frisella?

  Let me send it to you.

• 52:50Speaker 01

  Send it to me, yeah, let's put it here.

• 52:52Andy Frisella?

  Alright. This is the one I saw.

• 53:12Andy Frisella?

  Step to this bitch. You want to redeem? Fuck you!

• 53:27Andy Frisella?

  We got this one too.

• 53:37Andy Frisella?

  India is ready to redeem, man.

• 53:44Andy Frisella?

  That's some good shit right there. See that? Just that dance battle. Bro, you know what I feel bad for? You know, because here's the real, here's the like, real shit, real quick, for like, two seconds, man. So like, if they, if these two countries really go to war, like, blow it all out, who I really feel bad for is like, the fucking, you know, the grannies and shit that were told that like, the IRS is coming to fucking lock them up if they didn't send the 399 on a Walmart gift card. And they're just waiting for their fucking sentencing now, you know what I'm saying? Because you know, Kyle is not calling them back to tell them, you know what I'm saying? Because he's busy fighting, you know, in the war.

• 54:24Andy Frisella?

  Is this how this goes?

• 54:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, but this, the section in the video is the one that's super bad, but yeah, it's how it goes.

• 54:31Andy Frisella?

  What do you mean? Like, it's not, it's better than this usually?

• 54:33Speaker 05

  It's way better than this.

• 54:33Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so this is, this is, we just caught him on a bad day?

• 54:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, no.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  They took the worst section of the whole performance and that's the, that's the.

• 54:41Andy Frisella?

  I don't know, I thought it was pretty good. Bro, it's like a whole stadium around the, the border thing. So they just dance battle it out?

• 54:47Speaker 05

  It's not dance, it's like marching, but super exaggerated. And what that.

• 54:51Andy Frisella?

  So they stomped each other and shit?

• 54:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:53Andy Frisella?

  So it's like cockfighting?

• 54:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, kinda.

• 54:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, kinda like it. I kinda like how they do shit over there. Oh, I'm trying to find you a picture. Do they allow, like, Americans to go over there and live?

• 55:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:04Andy Frisella?

  I would like to get in on that dance battle.

• 55:07Andy Frisella?

  You and I should dance battle.

• 55:14Andy Frisella?

  That's the power move.

• 55:15Speaker 01

  Oh, look, look, here it is. So they have like a whole stadium right, right there where they do this at? It's like a whole stadium over there.

• 55:23Andy Frisella?

  There should be a stadium. It's awesome.

• 55:26Speaker 05

  I've been there.

• 55:27Andy Frisella?

  Really? Are you being serious?

• 55:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:29Andy Frisella?

  Like you went there and watched this?

• 55:30Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 55:30Andy Frisella?

  Was it cool?

• 55:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's called the Vaga board. Yeah, a lot from both sides. So there are seedings on both sides and there's a big door.

• 55:38Andy Frisella?

  So it's like

• 55:38Speaker 05

  Just like that.

• 55:39Andy Frisella?

  So it's like you're American football.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:42Andy Frisella?

  Team, like you guys wear the jerseys and shit and cheer.

• 55:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:45Andy Frisella?

  And then you paint their faces and stuff. Game, you fucking tell the other team, fuck you.

• 55:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:50Andy Frisella?

  Do you guys eat the hamburgers in front of them?

• 55:54Andy Frisella?

  One side serves hamburgers, the other side serves, you know, magic burgers.

• 55:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, right, right.

• 55:59Speaker 05

  You guys are get going to get a lot of spam calls now.

• 56:03Speaker 01

  No, we're not. We're busy fighting, man. Like, that's what I'm saying about the grandma.

• 56:07Andy Frisella?

  Spam calls.

• 56:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, I, listen, it's, it's getting crazy over there, so.

• 56:14Andy Frisella?

  It's about to pop off.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  Dude, shit's getting real.

• 56:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:17Speaker 01

  These guys look pretty tactical, though.

• 56:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:19Speaker 01

  Nice little AK they got.

• 56:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:21Speaker 01

  You know?

• 56:22Andy Frisella?

  I mean, looking good and fighting good is probably two different things, isn't it?

• 56:25Speaker 01

  That's true. That's true. Yes. I mean, I don't know. We'll keep you guys monitored as always, um, of, uh,

• 56:31Andy Frisella?

  They should just stick to dance battling.

• 56:33Speaker 01

  Just, I say you have one big dance battle.

• 56:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:36Andy Frisella?

  That's how we should solve things here.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  Winner gets the cow.

• 56:41Andy Frisella?

  But the one side don't want the cow. Oh, I get it now. Yeah, they want to save the cow.

• 56:46Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 56:47Andy Frisella?

  Got it.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 56:48Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  Exactly. I think that's fair. I think that's fair. Guys, jump in on this conversation.

• 56:53Andy Frisella?

  India loses, no hamburgers.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  No, no hamburgers.

• 56:58Andy Frisella?

  But if they win, Pakistan's got to eat hamburgers.

• 57:00Speaker 01

  Well, no, the other way around.

• 57:01Andy Frisella?

  No, you guys eat burgers, right?

• 57:03Speaker 01

  Well, he's not, he's not.

• 57:04Speaker 05

  But hamburger is technically pork.

• 57:07Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 57:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 57:08Andy Frisella?

  It's, it's

• 57:08Speaker 05

  It's beef?

• 57:09Andy Frisella?

  It's beef.

• 57:09Speaker 01

  Who tells you that?

• 57:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 57:11Speaker 05

  All right, I thought it was

• 57:12Andy Frisella?

  It makes sense that it would be called hamburger, but no hamburger.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 57:19Andy Frisella?

  How the fuck is he gonna know he's from fucking India, bro?

• 57:22Speaker 05

  I'm illiterate.

• 57:24Andy Frisella?

  It makes sense. I get, I get what you're saying.

• 57:26Speaker 01

  It does make, okay.

• 57:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  In that context.

• 57:30Andy Frisella?

  Okay. But no, hamburgers you generally make with ground beef.

• 57:35Andy Frisella?

  You've been over there making them at home with ham, huh?

• 57:41Speaker 05

  I learned something new today.

• 57:44Andy Frisella?

  These hamburgers are different. I will never go to McDonald's. Oh shit, man.

• 57:50Speaker 05

  Oh, McDonald's has a veggie burger back in India.

• 57:53Andy Frisella?

  Really?

• 57:54Speaker 05

  We don't get here.

• 57:54Andy Frisella?

  It's the only place that does it, isn't it?

• 57:56Speaker 05

  I'm not sure about the other countries, but it's because they have a large Hindu population. We don't get it here in America.

• 58:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Thank God.

• 58:14Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you know what else we got here?

• 58:23Andy Frisella?

  I said I was gonna be good, man. Yeah, you were the opposite of that.

• 58:28Andy Frisella?

  Guys, jump into this conversation, man. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, a third and final headline. Headline number three, we got, uh, we got Michelle in the mix. Michelle Obama is in the podcast today. Um, she is, uh, pissing some people off, um, among other things. Uh, Michelle Obama blasts Trump's immigration crackdown. It keeps me up at night. Um, so this is getting some heat. Um, she's been labeled a hypocrite, among other things. Um, former first lady Michelle Obama said President Donald Trump's aggressive immigration crackdown is striking fear into people of color in America.

• 59:09Andy Frisella?

  Obama made the comments during an appearance with her brother Craig Robinson on Monday's episode. Let's jet, let's stop this right now. That, let's point this out. They generalize all people of color so they can hope to rally the troops against this. Right? Like, there's lots and lots of black people. In fact, most of them, to the tune of 70 to 80%, do not want these migrants here. Okay, so like, I love how they lump. That yeah, they try to create it like it's it's this or that you're either team POC or your team Whitey. You know what I'm saying? Like dude, like dude, I'm so fucking tired of these Obama people.

• 59:51Andy Frisella?

  Like all they do is stir the race pot over and over and over and over again with no standing. Okay, you have no moral, you were literally the highest office of this country. Okay, you were president and first lady of the United States. And all they fucking talk about is racial oppression. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, I am tired of hearing it.

• 1:00:22Speaker 01

  I'll do this sick. It's like that, you know, the metaphor, like, you know, the ants in the jar. They shake the shit out of that jar.

• 1:00:30Andy Frisella?

  You know why? Because they are fucking enemies of America. They are not, they do not give a fuck about unity. They've understood for a very long time that the way to continue to pull the cloak over people's eyes is to stir racial divide so that POCs and Whiteys will argue amongst each other and not notice how much they are taking from us. Which is pretty much everything at this point, our freedoms, our rights, our tax dollars, our, you know, our safety. Pretty much everything. So before we even continue down this road, uh, fuck you. Okay, Michelle Obama, you are full of shit.

• 1:01:13Andy Frisella?

  Everybody knows you're full of shit and your time in the sun is fucking over. Okay, I know that when you were president or the first lady and you were getting, you know, on the cover of all the magazines and you were the darling of the universe. I know that's probably hard to come back to reality and realize that it was all propaganda and everybody was lying to you. Okay, because you aren't, um, but. We are tired in this country of being propagated white people and black people and against each other. We're fucking tired of it. Okay, so fuck off.

• 1:01:51Speaker 01

  Uh, but yeah, she went, uh, she went on, uh, Jay Shetty's, uh, podcast and, um, you know, had some things to say about Trump's immigration policies.

• 1:02:00Andy Frisella?

  She was saying some shit about the safety.

• 1:02:02Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:03Andy Frisella?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's.

• 1:02:05Andy Frisella?

  I'm getting ahead of myself because it fucking irritates.

• 1:02:07Speaker 01

  Let's watch the clip. Let's check it out.

• 1:02:10Speaker 04

  Couldn't be. We couldn't walk around saying valedictorian, straight A student, uh, you know, speaks excellent, has excellent diction if you give them a chance, you know? We knew very early on that that no one was gonna see beyond the color of our skin at an early age. Uh, and, and that could get you into.

• 1:02:31Andy Frisella?

  Stop. I mean, do, do you know why no one sees past the color of your skin? Cause it's all you fucking talk about. That's why. Uh, real people out in the real world don't give a fuck about the color of people's fucking skin. We don't. I don't give a fuck. Do you give a fuck? Do you? And we all have different shades of fucking skin and pretty much all I know, all the white motherfuckers I know is contrary to what people believe, they don't give a fuck either. Fuck dude, I'm tired of hearing it. Shut the fuck up. You were first lady of the motherfucking United States. No one gives a fuck. And I'm tired of her preaching the way she preaches with her nose pointed down at everybody else.

• 1:03:12Andy Frisella?

  Like you're some sort of fucking moral authority on anything. You've never done a motherfucking thing. You were fucking elected off of race. You ruined the fucking country and that's the reality of it.

• 1:03:24Speaker 01

  You would think you'd just leave.

• 1:03:25Andy Frisella?

  Just shut the fuck up.

• 1:03:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, and go, go get your.

• 1:03:27Andy Frisella?

  You fucking started this podcast and nobody listens to because you don't have the fake media propping up all the shit. Fuck dude.

• 1:03:37Andy Frisella?

  Fuck off. I'm dude, I'm so tired of their fucking faces and their smugness. They're so fucking smug. They don't give a fuck about black people. If they gave a fuck about black people, they would actually hold the black people that are causing all the violence and crime accountable. They wouldn't give them excuses because of the color of their skin. We couldn't be straight A stu- I'm pretty sure there's lots of fucking very successful black people that did very good in school and they won valedictorian. I mean, there's a whole bunch, fuck them, a whole bunch of them. Okay, like fuck dude, we got our own fucking, we got black schools. We don't have fucking white schools. We got black schools. We got black television.

• 1:04:20Andy Frisella?

  We don't have white television. You see what I'm saying? Like dude, it's you that fucking cares. It's you that rides that shit because you benefit from it.

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  Cause it's all they can.

• 1:04:31Andy Frisella?

  And dude, it's, they don't have a policy. Their, their goal is to destroy America and destroy its culture. And that's the real goal. These people are communists. Those were the first two fuckers that actually got into power about it. They do not give a fuck about black people at all. And they fucking hate white people. So it's dude, I'm tired of hearing it. Anyway, let's continue so I can roast her some more.

• 1:04:58Speaker 04

  And, and that could get you in trouble.

• 1:05:01Speaker 05

  Yeah. I mean, when you talk about that fear, I'm sure that fear has been tested across your life in so many different places. And I wonder, what would you say has been the most hardest recent test of that fear? Because it's not one of those fears that you kind of get over and it just goes away. It kind of shows its head in many different ways, I imagine.

• 1:05:23Speaker 04

  Well, in this current climate for me, it's, you know, what's happening to immigrants? You know, so it's, it's not the fear for myself anymore. I drive around in a four car motorcade with a police escort. I'm Michelle Obama.

• 1:05:39Andy Frisella?

  I do still worry about my daughters in the world, even though they are somewhat recognizable. So my fears are for what I know is happening out there in streets all over the, the city. Stop it. And now that we have leadership. What's happening in the streets in this city? Oh, what is happening? Oh, migrants are coming into black neighborhoods and committing more crime and taking more resources that were meant for American citizens, not black people, American citizens. Okay? Black Americans are American citizens. And you fuckers have allowed all of these people to come in from all over the world. And they are not the productive members and the brain surgeons and the fucking.

• 1:06:22Speaker 01

  Engineers.

• 1:06:23Andy Frisella?

  Standing members of society. These are single military age males who are coming in to, to, by your own admission, your people's neighborhoods and fucking them up even more. Okay? So they don't get the resources, they don't get the protection. The migrants are taking all the funds that are meant for black Americans in, in their neighborhoods. And that's what's happening and they're committing all kinds of crimes like, bro. So let's be real about what's happening in the streets, Michelle. I know, I know you roll around in a motorcade, so do I. But, uh, just so you know, that's what the fuck is actually happening. I fucking, dude.

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:07:05Andy Frisella?

  She's up there with Hillary Clinton for me, bro.

• 1:07:06Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:09Andy Frisella?

  Let's hear some more bullshit. Is sort of indiscriminately determining who belongs and who doesn't. And we know that those decisions aren't being made with courts and with due process. Stop. And, you know, that, that it's being made. Uh.

• 1:07:26Andy Frisella?

  It's really easy who's making this. The decision is very black and white. It is American citizens and first non-citizens. Okay? And non-citizens do not have the rights of citizens. Therefore do not get court dates. And you would think you would know that if you were first lady of the United States and a fucking scholar like you pretend to be.

• 1:07:45Speaker 01

  And they want them to have rights. They want them to have all the protections.

• 1:07:48Andy Frisella?

  The court, they want them to get held up in the courts so that they are here for the longest period of time. So that they get to fucking vote in 2028. That's all this is. Please continue. I won't interrupt anymore. It's being made like this cop that pulled my brother.

• 1:08:07Speaker 01

  Over when he was 12. You don't look like somebody.

• 1:08:11Andy Frisella?

  Stop.

• 1:08:12Speaker 01

  That belongs.

• 1:08:13Andy Frisella?

  I lied.

• 1:08:15Andy Frisella?

  Why the fuck is your brother getting pulled over when he was 12?

• 1:08:18Speaker 01

  Right, right.

• 1:08:19Andy Frisella?

  You can't drive in this country till you're 16, motherfucker. You think you know that too? What are you? Never mind.

• 1:08:25Speaker 01

  Wait, but wait, wait, wait. So your brother was pulled over, you know, driving around your house and the cops say, oh, you don't belong here, but wait, I thought you guys grew up in like a bad area and poor and like.

• 1:08:36Andy Frisella?

  What are you talking about? Hold on, you can't. There's no, you can't drive when you're 12.

• 1:08:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 1:08:42Andy Frisella?

  What are you talking about pulled over? Like you, you mean like on, like he's walking?

• 1:08:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 1:08:46Andy Frisella?

  Or did he get pulled over? Cause if he got pulled over at 12, I'm pretty sure he stole the fucking car.

• 1:08:53Andy Frisella?

  Fuck.

• 1:08:55Speaker 01

  You know, I can determine just by looking at you that you're, you know, you're a good person or you're not a good person. And knowing that there's so much bias and so much racism and so much ignorance that fuels those kind of choices. I worry for people of color all over this country. And I don't know that we will have the advocates to protect everybody. And that makes me, that frightens me. It, it keeps me up at night. Uh, and I know that there are, and I, and I see that when I'm driving around LA. I'm, I'm just looking in the faces of folks who could be victim. And I'm wondering, how are you feeling?

• 1:09:35Speaker 01

  How do you feel standing on the bus stop? How do you, how do you feel comfortable going to work, going to school? When you know.

• 1:09:43Andy Frisella?

  Well, they don't feel comfortable because you guys fucking let all these criminals in and they're fucking terrified. They're going to get shot by someone who doesn't even belong in this country. And on top of that, you're the ones that allowed them in your party, your people, your policies, your fucking bullshit lies that you try to convince everybody. That it's about diversity and all this shit. No, it's about ruining the culture of the United States. And making it harder and harder and harder and harder and harder for the regular American citizens, black or white to get by. Okay, that's like, she's not thinking any of this.

• 1:10:17Speaker 01

  Not only that, Andy, not only that, let's go back to good old Barry Obama, because the thing is, he, he has deported. Thirty times more immigrants than Trump has.

• 1:10:30Andy Frisella?

  That's unfortunate.

• 1:10:31Speaker 01

  So if anything, Trump needs to be taking your guys' fucking playbook. Your husband deported more.

• 1:10:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, why, Trump should hire Obama as the fucking, uh, and make more with Holman.

• 1:10:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, how, how, they did it, shit.

• 1:10:43Andy Frisella?

  Well, they can do things. They can do whatever they want. No one says anything. Otherwise, if you say something, guess what? Fucking racist. Fuck, dude, I'm so fucking tired of this shit. I'm so tired of being told as a white person that all white people are racist and there's so much racism and there's this and that and this and this and this and this and this. I'm fucking over it. I'm fucking over it. Okay? The real talk is, white people can't even fucking voice a, an opinion about black crime without being called race. Oh, you pointed out the crime data? You're a fucking racist. Okay? Oh, you think this kid in fucking Texas deserves to go to fucking prison? It's because you hate black people, right? This is a fucking weapon that they've, they've worn out.

• 1:11:25Andy Frisella?

  And, and it sucks that they've worn it out too, because there are actually cases of racism. And now we can't identify them because fucking these people call everything fucking racist.

• 1:11:34Speaker 01

  Yep, they've worn out the sympathy drum.

• 1:11:36Andy Frisella?

  And by the way, the, the real racism here is, is that white people can't say shit. Black people say whatever fuck they want and do whatever they want. That's the fucking truth. Okay? That's the truth. All right? And, and dude, I'm not, I think it's wrong either way. The only thing she said in that whole thing was that, you know, good people and bad people. Like, and she didn't even add context to it. Like, that's all it is, bro. It's good people and bad people. And if you're afraid for people that you drive up and down the street for and shit, just remember, you're the one that caused the fear. You're the one that fucking did this shit.

• 1:12:11Speaker 01

  You did it.

• 1:12:12Andy Frisella?

  Bro, she's a piece of shit.

• 1:12:14Speaker 01

  Oh, terrible piece of shit. And, uh, but, but to that point, I don't think, it might not be she no more. Listen, I've said it. I've said it. And now we get to hear it from the horse's mouth.

• 1:12:25Andy Frisella?

  No, that's bullshit. That's out of context.

• 1:12:27Speaker 01

  Andy.

• 1:12:28Andy Frisella?

  No, it's, I saw it. I saw the whole clip. It's out of, just play it.

• 1:12:31Speaker 01

  I'm just saying.

• 1:12:32Andy Frisella?

  No, it's out of context. She's saying. What?

• 1:12:37Speaker 01

  That's dude.

• 1:12:37Andy Frisella?

  Just play the clip. I'm fucking, I, this is bullshit.

• 1:12:41Speaker 04

  Marlon a bit about, you know, just so proud of how you are being a role model for dealing with a child that's transgender.

• 1:12:52Speaker 01

  Absolutely.

• 1:12:52Speaker 04

  And that's, you know, that warms my heart, particularly as a black man. You know, would you care to share that journey of? Well, I learned.

• 1:13:03Andy Frisella?

  Stop. That's taken out of context. Look, bro, I call it how I see it. What's right is right. What's wrong is wrong. I saw the whole internet say this. They're saying, oh, you know, like, she's admitting that she's a dude. No, she's not. She's saying that he's a black man.

• 1:13:20Speaker 01

  And why does she say that?

• 1:13:21Andy Frisella?

  Because.

• 1:13:22Speaker 01

  So you gotta see her dick to believe it?

• 1:13:23Andy Frisella?

  No. Yes. Like, dude, I know it's a joke.

• 1:13:25Speaker 01

  So you wanna see Michelle Obama's dick?

• 1:13:27Andy Frisella?

  No, I don't. But I'm saying I don't believe that she's, we might joke and people might say shit.

• 1:13:33Speaker 01

  Listen.

• 1:13:34Andy Frisella?

  Well, listen, I don't believe that. I think it's bullshit.

• 1:13:38Speaker 01

  You really don't?

• 1:13:39Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 1:13:40Speaker 01

  Okay, let me ask you this. So you.

• 1:13:41Andy Frisella?

  Look at the difference between her and her brother. It's a big fucking difference in how they look.

• 1:13:44Speaker 01

  Not to me. Same, same. Same, same.

• 1:13:52Andy Frisella?

  They're, come on, dude.

• 1:13:54Speaker 05

  No. I, I, I think they look very alike. She has just made her look feminine. If you take that person on the right, make the person thin, had a lot of hair.

• 1:14:05Speaker 01

  She does.

• 1:14:07Speaker 05

  Exactly the same. That's just my opinion.

• 1:14:09Speaker 01

  Same.

• 1:14:09Andy Frisella?

  Look, I don't, I don't, we might joke about it. I don't actually believe it. I don't think it's right to fucking be serious about it. Because I, I, you know.

• 1:14:19Speaker 01

  Okay, so let me ask you this.

• 1:14:21Andy Frisella?

  But here's the point. The point is, is that

• 1:14:25Andy Frisella?

  that, that comment was taken out of context, and I don't like contributing to things like that or say, going along with things like that because I think it discredits, I think it discredits people who go with that, just like the left when they do crazy ass shit and lie.

• 1:14:36Speaker 01

  No, listen, I, I get that. I can definitely understand that. Do you think, have you seen all the shit on like Emmanuel Macron's?

• 1:14:47Andy Frisella?

  That's a dude.

• 1:14:47Speaker 01

  Okay. All right. I want Candace to do a fucking deep dive on her.

• 1:14:52Andy Frisella?

  I think Candace.

• 1:14:53Speaker 01

  I feel like somebody has to, bro.

• 1:14:54Andy Frisella?

  I think Candace would have if she believed that.

• 1:14:58Andy Frisella?

  Candace goes after the truth. And that's why a lot of people don't like her. I think Candace does a very good job of remaining.

• 1:15:08Andy Frisella?

  Unbiased. I think she says the truth. I think she's fearless. And I'm very thankful for her presence and culture because it's, it's very real and it's very authentic. And I think if Candace thought that she was a man, she would already be all over it. That's my opinion.

• 1:15:22Speaker 01

  I just think, I think the thing is, bro, is that like you can't touch that. You know what I'm saying? Like.

• 1:15:29Andy Frisella?

  Candace.

• 1:15:29Speaker 01

  No, no, what I'm, what I'm saying is.

• 1:15:31Andy Frisella?

  Candace is not afraid to go after.

• 1:15:32Speaker 01

  No, I'm not. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is though, anybody that does or tries to, bro, like, I mean, that's, you're like, that's like fucking with Hillary Clinton. You know what I'm saying? Like that's up there on what you, do you remember Joan Rivers?

• 1:15:44Andy Frisella?

  I do.

• 1:15:44Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:15:45Andy Frisella?

  But Joan Rivers was also a comedian.

• 1:15:47Speaker 01

  She was, but she was also dead after she said this.

• 1:15:50Speaker 04

  Mr. Rivers, how are you? You made, you made a ton of news officiating the wedding in New York yesterday. Is this like a, is this like a new cottage, uh, career move for you?

• 1:15:58Speaker 03

  I am so excited. And I should do very well because I don't choke.

• 1:16:02Speaker 04

  And do you think that the country will see the first, the United States will see the first gay president or the first woman president?

• 1:16:06Speaker 03

  We already have it with Obama. So let's just calm down.

• 1:16:10Speaker 04

  Got it.

• 1:16:12Speaker 03

  No, Michelle is a trans.

• 1:16:15Speaker 04

  I'm sorry. She's a what?

• 1:16:17Speaker 03

  A transgender. We all know.

• 1:16:19Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh.

• 1:16:20Speaker 03

  Oh gosh. It's okay.

• 1:16:24Speaker 03

  She does it.

• 1:16:28Speaker 01

  Nah, I know. I know. I mean, look, bro, I don't, I don't know. Barack's brother, Barack's brother, Malik Obama, black man, Michelle or black man, person being interviewed. He believes it.

• 1:16:40Andy Frisella?

  No, he always stirs it up. I, listen, I'm not gonna, it's whatever. You guys can take whatever you want. I'll think what I want. I'm not buy, I'm not legitimately buying into that.

• 1:16:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:50Andy Frisella?

  Until I have, look, man.

• 1:16:54Andy Frisella?

  Everything can be edited right now. Voices, videos. And I've seen all the videos and I've seen all, you know, her dancing on Ellen and I've seen that shit.

• 1:17:03Speaker 01

  Dick swinger.

• 1:17:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I mean, like dude, that can all be made up. And I just, I don't know. I mean, that's my, that's my position on it. And maybe I'm wrong. And if, but until I'm proven wrong, I'm gonna say what I think. And that's what I think.

• 1:17:15Speaker 01

  I respect that, Eddie.

• 1:17:18Speaker 01

  I respect it.

• 1:17:20Andy Frisella?

  I mean, it is what it is, man. I, I don't know, dude, like, I don't know. Obama does seem gay a lot of times.

• 1:17:29Andy Frisella?

  No, I'm, I'm not saying that to be funny. He, he, he, he's got a gay vibe to him.

• 1:17:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, a little androgynous.

• 1:17:37Andy Frisella?

  It's, you know, and he's, but here's what I don't, I don't care if he's gay, by the way. What I don't like is this tone that these two motherfuckers use with everybody. This like holier than thou, like stoic, like I'm, I'm the moral authority and you are like, fuck off. Who the fuck are you, bro? You were a civic fucking servant who got elected to fucking senate because you were black and you ran on being black. At the beginning of running on being black started, like this identity politics shit, like, let's be real, bro. Obama didn't fucking win the presidency because he was a great politician. He was a good orator. He's one of the best speakers that's ever existed. His policies were fucking trash.

• 1:18:19Speaker 01

  Dogshit.

• 1:18:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. And he got elected because he ran on a, a lie that he didn't even believe himself, which was change and hope and unity. And the reason he got elected is because he's a tremendous liar. That's it.

• 1:18:32Speaker 01

  He's damn good speaker.

• 1:18:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. And they're, and they're good at shaming and leveraging people to feel like, I'm not racist. I voted for Obama because I'm not racist. You know what I'm saying? Look at her face right there. Like these people always make these fucking, these faces and shit, like it's like, it's smugness. I just can't stand smugness. Who the fuck are you, dude? I'm, I'm really scared for people of color. What the fuck you talking about, bro? Black Americans are scared as fuck. They got fucking all these gangs and all this cartel shit and all these things coming in their neighborhood. Soaking up all the funds that you motherfuckers promised them that would help their neighborhoods. Like, no, black people aren't afraid. They're fucking pissed off.

• 1:19:12Speaker 01

  Right. Yeah. I mean, they can't like, I mean, yeah, I mean, these people come in, they're stealing all the purses and shit that they're supposed to be stealing. Like, I mean, it fucks up a lot, dude.

• 1:19:22Andy Frisella?

  Bro, I'm being serious.

• 1:19:23Speaker 01

  The ecosystem.

• 1:19:24Andy Frisella?

  I'm being serious. Look, dude. Black people should fucking legitimately hate Obama's.

• 1:19:32Andy Frisella?

  Because of what they've done in their communities.

• 1:19:34Speaker 01

  If they really knew and like really looked at it.

• 1:19:36Andy Frisella?

  If they look, if they pissed. If they checked out of the idea of identity politics and that I gotta stick with people because they're the same tone as me.

• 1:19:44Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:19:45Andy Frisella?

  They would not like the Obamas.

• 1:19:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, that's real.

• 1:19:47Andy Frisella?

  That's the truth.

• 1:19:48Speaker 01

  That's real.

• 1:19:49Andy Frisella?

  The Obamas have been more damaging to the culture of the United States, specifically the urban areas of the cities, which are more populated by black people than white people,

• 1:20:02Andy Frisella?

  which they've destroyed and they've caused more damage to the black community than anybody else in the history of the fucking country. That's the facts, dude.

• 1:20:09Speaker 01

  No, it's very, yeah.

• 1:20:11Andy Frisella?

  So, you know, I think don't, they have a lot of, they have, dude, what, you know what it is, dude? They think that they're so much smarter and so much more cunning and so they think nobody can see their play. Like, I hate to break it to you, Michelle and Barack, but you ain't the only smart motherfuckers out here. Smart people can see through your shit, you know, and

• 1:20:35Andy Frisella?

  I'm just tired of it, dude, and I'm tired of them talking about this race shit. Like, bro, we need to get past this idea that like, America was founded on a fucking ideal, okay? And

• 1:20:51Andy Frisella?

  it's not a race of people. It is a culture and people who abide by that culture, buy into that culture are welcome here. No matter what color they are, if they come legally, but when they come illegally and they bring their crimes and their way of life from other places, they're not welcome here. Like, we're not, we're not having you shit in the middle of the street, buddy. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're, we're not having you rape 12-year-old girls because that's what you fucking do, wherever the fuck you're from. Like, fuck you. And, and, and if you want to know what they're really afraid of, they're really afraid of their daughters being gang raped, like. Happens every single fucking day, over and over and over again in Europe, all over the

• 1:21:36Andy Frisella?

  place. And they can't say anything about it because it's against the law. If they say shit about it, they go to fucking prison. Well, guess what? We could still talk up. And if we talk up and we fucking end this shit, maybe those people over there will be able to speak up. But Americans better be quit. They, you guys better quit being afraid of being told you're racist for fucking speaking the facts.

• 1:21:59Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, I mean, the truth is too, bro, like, I mean, and that's how you know it's coming from a really evil place with these people specifically. It's like, you know, if you really, if you truly wanted America to be less racist and you really want racism to end in America, maybe the first place you would start is like, stop telling more than half the country that they're fucking racist.

• 1:22:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:20Speaker 01

  Like, that'd be a good place to start.

• 1:22:21Andy Frisella?

  Well, yeah, cuz I'd be real, dude.

• 1:22:23Speaker 01

  Like, it's, it's creating the racism you say exists. And it's creating the, the division and it's creating like, real fucking tension. But that's what they want. That's how you know they don't really care.

• 1:22:35Andy Frisella?

  Bro, you're 100% right. As a white man, I've been called racist for the last 20 fucking years for breathing the motherfucking air and existing. Okay? Eventually, people get tired of that. All right? And people who are less aware and less knowledgeable and less like, understanding of what the play they're trying to run are, probably are becoming legitimately more racist.

• 1:23:06Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. No, it's not. That's what I'm saying. It's not, it's not like her taking that.

• 1:23:10Andy Frisella?

  You understand?

• 1:23:10Speaker 01

  Absolutely.

• 1:23:11Andy Frisella?

  Like, I'm aware of what they're doing. So like, I can stop myself and be like, bro, this is fucking what they're trying to do. But like, when you take somebody who may not be as aware of understanding how evil these people are and how cunning they are.

• 1:23:23Speaker 01

  Or just didn't get the job because, you know, they were beat out from the DEI shit, or.

• 1:23:27Andy Frisella?

  Or they got fired because they needed.

• 1:23:29Speaker 01

  Didn't get into the fucking school they wanted to.

• 1:23:30Andy Frisella?

  They got fired because they were, they, even though they were better than the other people, because they need to fill a race quota.

• 1:23:36Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 1:23:36Andy Frisella?

  That's gonna make people feel a certain way.

• 1:23:38Speaker 01

  It's gonna create the monster that they're saying exists that doesn't.

• 1:23:42Andy Frisella?

  It doesn't. It doesn't.

• 1:23:44Speaker 01

  You know?

• 1:23:45Andy Frisella?

  Not, not.

• 1:23:45Speaker 01

  It's sick, dude.

• 1:23:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but I mean.

• 1:23:49Andy Frisella?

  Listen, I've been.

• 1:23:52Andy Frisella?

  I've not seen anybody in my lifetime has done more damage to American culture than those two, for sure.

• 1:23:57Speaker 01

  Without a doubt.

• 1:23:58Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and I think that, and then they're fucking, they're like proud of it. And then they act like they're not doing it. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:24:05Speaker 01

  Why is America so, America's racist? Why is America so racist?

• 1:24:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:09Speaker 01

  It's a stick in the tire, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think about all of this, man. Be happy.

• 1:24:16Andy Frisella?

  Like, bro, remember when fucking, when, during this last election? When Barack Obama went to that HBCU and was talking to the kids in the cafeteria? And.

• 1:24:26Speaker 01

  All my brothers.

• 1:24:27Andy Frisella?

  And he starts talking down to him, like.

• 1:24:29Speaker 01

  You have a duty to, you know, I'm really disappointed in the black men. You have a duty to my brothers.

• 1:24:34Andy Frisella?

  Who the fuck are you, bro?

• 1:24:35Speaker 01

  My brothers gotta vote for brothers.

• 1:24:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, right, exactly. How about this? How about we vote for the people to make our lives better?

• 1:24:41Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:24:41Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:24:42Speaker 01

  We did vote for you, brother.

• 1:24:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you fucked it up.

• 1:24:44Speaker 01

  He didn't do shit for us, brothers.

• 1:24:48Andy Frisella?

  The dude's not even, the dude, the dude, the dude was a plant. He's a CIA fucking plant. He's not even a real dude.

• 1:24:53Speaker 01

  I don't think he's CIA. I think it's Mossad.

• 1:24:55Andy Frisella?

  It's both of them together. He, the guy, the guy was fucking bred up. To put, be put in that, he was installed into that position.

• 1:25:03Speaker 01

  Intentionally.

• 1:25:04Andy Frisella?

  Yes, to do exactly what the fuck he did.

• 1:25:06Speaker 01

  He did it. He did it. Well, man, guys, jump in. Let us know. Down in the comments, if you ain't a hoe.

• 1:25:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:16Speaker 01

  Final segment. As always.

• 1:25:19Andy Frisella?

  Bro, I can't stand that lady. I fucking can't stand her.

• 1:25:22Speaker 01

  Has she beaten out Hillary for you?

• 1:25:24Andy Frisella?

  No, they're the same, though.

• 1:25:26Speaker 01

  Same, same.

• 1:25:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:27Speaker 01

  Got it.

• 1:25:28Andy Frisella?

  I, you know. They're, they're equally as agitating in different ways. But they both have the same smugness.

• 1:25:36Speaker 01

  Oh, it's the same.

• 1:25:36Andy Frisella?

  And I think that's what it is for me.

• 1:25:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:38Andy Frisella?

  Like, who the fuck are you? What have you done? Like, what have you actually done? Like, I know. I know that you were placed in a role. And I know that you were the wife. Of a president.

• 1:25:52Andy Frisella?

  Well, both of you were, but I'm, I'm, I'm sort of confused on what the fuck you've actually done. Besides, tell everybody how great you are and dress like emperors and like you're the fucking ruler of the world. Get the fuck out of here. Mm-hmm. Ain't with it. Ain't with it. Well, yeah, man, let's get to our final segment, guys. We got, as always, we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. So we bring a headline in, we talk about it. It gets one of those two options. Um, let's go to Germany. Let's go back to Germany. So we covered the story a few, a few CTIs ago. You remember the, the, uh, the, the deer calling competition they do over there, right? I do. Okay, yeah. Um, they got another competition. Let's, uh, let's check it out. Thumbs up,

• 1:26:36Andy Frisella?

  dumb as fuck headline reads, bloody fingers are just part of the game in this traditional German sport.

• 1:26:45Andy Frisella?

  Let that, let that marinate for a minute. Yeah. Bloody fingers. I've had some bloody fingers before. Let's, let's see this sport. Jesus.

• 1:26:59Andy Frisella?

  Oh, let's go to Pong, Germany. Men in short leather pants and embroidered suspenders risk dislocating digits Sunday as they vie for the top prize at Germany's championship in the sport of fingerhocken, or finger, finger wrestling. Around 180 competitors took part in Sunday's 64th German championship in Pong, uh, about an hour's drive southwest of Munich. It's thought that finger wrestling, uh, popular in Germany's Alpine region and neighboring Austria, originated as a way to settle disputes. The earliest depictions of the sport go back to the 19th century. Participants on Sunday wore the traditional Bavarian dress known as, uh, tracht, right?

• 1:27:45Andy Frisella?

  Today Finger Island is highly organized and follows strict rules, starting with exactly defined measurements for both the table and the leather loop. In Sunday's championship, there were several winners in different weight and age categories. There are nine clubs in Germany and another four in neighboring Austria, says Horschaler. Careful. Chairman of Germany's oldest and biggest club, Fingerhocklin Schnitzel. Let's check the clip out.

• 1:28:25Andy Frisella?

  Früher haben wir das ausgetragen, um Streitigkeiten zu schlichten.

• 1:28:30Speaker 05

  Hat es einfach passen gehabt, die zirkel über dich.

• 1:28:38Andy Frisella?

  Oh, they're getting serious. He's getting lumbered. Getting lumbered up.

• 1:28:41Speaker 05

  Es gibt verschiedene Techniken, also sehr viele Techniken. Wie sitzt ich am Tisch? Wie bringe ich meine Kraft möglichst schnell auf den Ring? Und natürlich muss auch der Fingerhalt gut trainiert sein.

• 1:28:59Speaker 05

  Natürlich, sagen wir mal offene Finger da und kleine Bremsen da.

• 1:29:03Andy Frisella?

  Ich schaue oft schlimme Ausweisen.

• 1:29:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Rich history. Have you been to Germany? Nope. Yeah, yes. I'm into Ramstein. Munich's an awesome city. Never been to Munich. Fucking awesome, dude. I got fucking wasted there. I did. Yeah, and then we went on, we went to Hoffbacher House. Uh huh. You finger wrestler? No, we didn't do any finger wrestling, not this time. But we did drink the biggest beers I've ever seen in my life. And then we went on this thing called Mike's Bicycle Tour. There was this company, I don't know if it's still there. It's called Mike's Bicycle Tour. Put that up and see if they're still there. Mike's Bicycle Tour in Munich. But then, so they give you these beach cruisers and they basically take you on a tour through Munich. So me and my buddy.

• 1:29:59Andy Frisella?

  We got, oh yeah, yeah. Shout out to Mike's bicycle tour over there in Munich. We had a good time. So we went on the bicycle tour and uh, we were already drunk. And it's like you go with like a group of people and you ride the bikes through the parks and shit. And uh, the first stop was another beer house.

• 1:30:21Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:30:21Andy Frisella?

  Like a, so we stopped, we drank more beer. I was already fucking wasted. And then we rode some more and have you ever ridden a bike when you were just shitfaced?

• 1:30:33Speaker 01

  Can't say I have.

• 1:30:34Andy Frisella?

  Okay. Yeah, you have? It's fun, isn't it? Yeah, it's a good time. So dude, so, so the bike that we had were like beach cruisers. Okay. And they had fenders on them. Alright, so like imagine like the silver fender on the back.

• 1:30:47Speaker 01

  A nice little beach cruiser. Yeah, a little basket in the front.

• 1:30:50Andy Frisella?

  Kinda, it didn't have a basket, but same bike.

• 1:30:51Speaker 01

  Same, same.

• 1:30:52Andy Frisella?

  So I'm like, we're riding through the park and

• 1:31:00Andy Frisella?

  like we ride through this area of the park and there's these dudes surfing in the, in the, there's like this little river that it's got like a, it's got like a natural area for them to surf and shit. It's pretty cool. And then we're riding through the park dude and you know, there's like this woods and you know, we're riding through the woods and me and my buddy Gavin, we were like trying to pop wheelies and shit. So I'm like trying to pop a wheelie, not really paying attention to like what's going on on the left or the right of me. And we hit in this open field. And there's fucking people, bro, like hundreds of people on the left, hundreds of people on the right. And I finally got a wheelie and the fender hit the ground and I fucking crashed.

• 1:31:39Speaker 01

  Oh shit.

• 1:31:40Andy Frisella?

  Alright, but, but the, the wheel got fucked up, so I couldn't ride the bike.

• 1:31:43Speaker 01

  Oh man.

• 1:31:44Andy Frisella?

  So like right in front of all these people, like, and they're fucking laughing because they see me eat shit. So I'm like, hurry up. I fucking like try to ride the bike off, won't ride. And then I grab the bike and start carrying it. And then I like look and everybody's fucking naked.

• 1:32:02Andy Frisella?

  And it was like, we were in the section of the park where all the nudists were. So I had to like do the walk of shame with the fucking bike shitfaced. And there's all these naked people fucking laughing at me.

• 1:32:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 1:32:13Andy Frisella?

  It's the only time in your entire life where there's gonna be hundreds of naked people laughing at you.

• 1:32:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 1:32:17Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? But anyway.

• 1:32:19Speaker 01

  Geez, fuck, man.

• 1:32:21Andy Frisella?

  Bicycle tour.

• 1:32:21Speaker 01

  That sounds like a terrible nightmare.

• 1:32:23Andy Frisella?

  No, it was pretty fun. It was fun.

• 1:32:25Speaker 01

  That sounds like a terrible dream.

• 1:32:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Well, these people were not attractive naked people. These were like bratwurst eating, beer drinking, pretzel downing beasts.

• 1:32:37Speaker 01

  Brats up top and down below.

• 1:32:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Yep.

• 1:32:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:41Andy Frisella?

  That was my, that was my famous story from Munich. It's a great city, though.

• 1:32:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, lots of cool shit, man. And they revolve their culture around great beer and great food.

• 1:32:52Speaker 01

  Oh, look, I mean, that looks like a good time.

• 1:32:54Andy Frisella?

  It's, dude, I'm telling you, it's really cool because you go to the beer, the beer gardens. And you sit at these, you know, long tables and you don't know anybody else, but then like you make friends.

• 1:33:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:33:06Andy Frisella?

  So, and everybody's cool, dude. And like you learn about people and make some new friends and drink beer. It's fucking cool, dude. It's not like here where like people are like, you can't sit at our tables, our table.

• 1:33:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 1:33:16Andy Frisella?

  Like everybody just sits with each other.

• 1:33:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:33:18Andy Frisella?

  It's fucking cool.

• 1:33:20Andy Frisella?

  Anyway.

• 1:33:20Speaker 01

  I'm trying to keep German history alive, man.

• 1:33:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. That looks like a.

• 1:33:24Speaker 01

  He could, he got some big hands.

• 1:33:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you know who'd do good at this is Chico.

• 1:33:28Speaker 01

  Gee, oh, fuck, dude, I would not want to finger wrestle Chico.

• 1:33:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, me neither. I want nothing to do with them fingers.

• 1:33:35Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:33:36Speaker 01

  I do, yeah. I do.

• 1:33:41Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 1:33:42Speaker 01

  Dude, these outfits are kind of cool, though.

• 1:33:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah? Yeah, I don't know what they call, what do they call that? Later, later Hosen, Hosen? Yeah.

• 1:33:49Speaker 01

  I thought that was.

• 1:33:49Andy Frisella?

  Calvin's got a sweet fucking beer garden outfit.

• 1:33:53Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:33:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, Calvin right over there.

• 1:33:55Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:33:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he wears it on Oktoberfest. You ever seen it?

• 1:33:57Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:33:58Andy Frisella?

  It's fucking, he looks badass in it, dude.

• 1:33:59Speaker 01

  I haven't seen it. Dude, I want, I want one.

• 1:34:01Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:02Speaker 01

  How do you?

• 1:34:02Andy Frisella?

  I want one too.

• 1:34:02Speaker 01

  How do we get one?

• 1:34:03Andy Frisella?

  I don't know. Yeah, I want one too, bro.

• 1:34:06Speaker 01

  Bro, we should get one. Oh shit, yeah, his is pretty cool.

• 1:34:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I picture Calvin.

• 1:34:11Speaker 01

  Oh, his is sick.

• 1:34:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I know, dude, it looks great.

• 1:34:14Speaker 01

  Bro, I want one.

• 1:34:15Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. You can get it on online for like twenty, thirty bucks. And go to Beer Garden.

• 1:34:19Speaker 01

  Let's do it.

• 1:34:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:20Speaker 01

  Bro, we go to AB's fucking Beer Garden.

• 1:34:21Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:34:22Speaker 01

  Brother, be fucking sick.

• 1:34:24Andy Frisella?

  There's a fucking Hoffbro House across the river.

• 1:34:27Speaker 01

  A who?

• 1:34:27Andy Frisella?

  Hoffbro House, franchise Beer Garden. That's the, like, the most famous Beer Garden in New York. It's called the Hoffbro House.

• 1:34:35Speaker 01

  Gotcha. Yeah.

• 1:34:37Andy Frisella?

  Uh, I think Lowe's has one. Yeah. That's cool. Anyway.

• 1:34:43Speaker 01

  Well, we're gonna get some and do it. What were you giving the finger blasting?

• 1:34:46Andy Frisella?

  I'm, I'm, you know what? You know, finger blasting. Gotta always get thumbs up, right?

• 1:34:55Speaker 01

  Even those that don't like finger blasting like finger blasting.

• 1:34:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I'm just saying.

• 1:34:58Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:34:59Andy Frisella?

  I give them props. You know, all the women are like looking at these dudes like, oh, huh.

• 1:35:06Andy Frisella?

  Olga!

• 1:35:10Andy Frisella?

  Olga, he's got the championship, yeah? Yeah, yeah. He's the best finger blaster. Don't you know?

• 1:35:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro. They, we're over here, they're like, my husband does this, my husband does that. They're like, my husband won the finger blast competition.

• 1:35:30Andy Frisella?

  I'm down with it. Cool socks, too.

• 1:35:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, the socks are sweet, man. All right, cool. Finger blasting.

• 1:35:35Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 1:35:36Speaker 01

  Thumbs up.

• 1:35:36Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 1:35:37Speaker 01

  Guys, Andy, that is all I have.

• 1:35:40Andy Frisella?

  All right, guys. Don't be a hoe.

• 1:35:43Speaker 01

  Shit, shit.