Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Wild Wild West.

• 0:16Matt McCusker?

  And we're live. What's up, everybody? How we doing? Motherfucking Sidney again, Tim Butterly. Thank you, guys, for coming. I'm fucking so pumped to have you down here.

• 0:23Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 0:23Speaker 00

  Thanks for having us in the arena of ideas.

• 0:25Matt McCusker?

  I know. I knew you guys could rock the setup, dude.

• 0:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:28Speaker 00

  Do people get competitive on here? I want to win the podcast.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  I know. I need a buzzer.

• 0:31Matt McCusker?

  If, well, here's the deal. No, if, if, if someone says something out of bounds, I will put you down. But for now, we're peaceful.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Dude, I feel like I should end all my sentences with "my brother."

• 0:41Matt McCusker?

  You can.

• 0:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe I should be referring to you guys as Colin. I don't have the gla- I need, I need the, like, the non-prescription circular glasses for that.

• 0:48Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 0:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:49Matt McCusker?

  Possibly a bowtie?

• 0:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, I need a bowtie.

• 0:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I, I, uh...

• 0:53Speaker 02

  I had the hair for it.

• 0:54Matt McCusker?

  If, here's my thing. If I were black, I would talk, like, really black. You know what I mean?

• 1:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. I always feel bad.

• 1:02Speaker 00

  What are you trying to say to Sidney right now?

• 1:04Matt McCusker?

  You can do whatever you want. I'm talking about my blackness.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  My family wouldn't let me.

• 1:09Speaker 00

  Are you saying Sidney's leaving blackness on the table?

• 1:11Matt McCusker?

  I think so. I think there's some blackness to be had. When you're like, "I'm gonna end my sentence with 'my brother,'" I'm like, "Why don't you?" every time.

• 1:18Speaker 02

  You remember, remember the movie Ray Charles, when he, when they were trying drugs for the first time and they wouldn't let him try drugs?

• 1:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  That's how my family was with talking black.

• 1:25Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  They were like, "This ain't for you, man." "You can't have any of this."

• 1:31Speaker 02

  So this is, like, my family, everybody in my family does talk that way.

• 1:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  Except for me and my brother.

• 1:36Matt McCusker?

  And they wouldn't let you have it.

• 1:37Speaker 02

  No, they wouldn't let us get it in.

• 1:38Speaker 00

  Did they ever send you as, like, their emissary to deal with white people?

• 1:42Speaker 02

  All the time. I think that's what they were training us for.

• 1:44Matt McCusker?

  That's so funny.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, we were ambassadors.

• 1:46Matt McCusker?

  What'd I tell you about saying "shee"?

• 1:50Matt McCusker?

  "Shane" is a curse word. Say that. You can say "shit." Say "goddammit."

• 1:57Speaker 02

  I was there, I was always be like, "Yes and no." I could never be like, "Oh, hell nah."

• 2:00Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you couldn't do it on hell, huh?

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Nah, nah. I wasn't like, they wouldn't let me say "the N-word." Everybody else in my house was saying the N word. And I was not allowed to say it.

• 2:10Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck?

• 2:11Speaker 02

  I had to call it the N word.

• 2:12Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 2:13Speaker 02

  There's no bullshit. My mom talked to the bus aide.

• 2:16Matt McCusker?

  I disagree. That is some bullshit.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  Right? My mom would talk to the bus aide. I wasn't allowed to sit on the back of the bus.

• 2:24Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  Swear to God. Like they, I was not allowed to sit.

• 2:26Speaker 00

  How long would you get grounded if you were to say something like, I don't know, ain't this about a bitch?

• 2:33Speaker 00

  That's a whole summer indoors.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Nah, I couldn't.

• 2:39Matt McCusker?

  How do you feel about that though? You think, is that like the, you think it was a hookup or is it like?

• 2:43Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 2:43Matt McCusker?

  Like the, just.

• 2:44Speaker 00

  Did you say that blacker?

• 2:47Matt McCusker?

  Like in terms of that.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  Can you say that whiter please?

• 2:51Speaker 02

  What is the hookup?

• 2:53Speaker 00

  Is that a desirable outcome?

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Oh no. Okay. See, I get that. So, uh, no.

• 3:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you didn't like that.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  Nah, I mean, it was, I would just, I would just find different ways to like find my own little vibe.

• 3:06Matt McCusker?

  For sure.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  So it just made me more creative.

• 3:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  You know, but it was, uh.

• 3:10Speaker 00

  Right. The arbitrary constraints that create great art, you know?

• 3:13Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 3:14Matt McCusker?

  I like that.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Exactly. But I would, I would, uh, so I would get in trouble in school. Cause like I wasn't allowed to sit on the back of the bus. But when the bus would stop, like either at home or at school, I would run to the back and open the emergency doors and hop out.

• 3:26Matt McCusker?

  That's.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  I was the guy that would start that rebellion.

• 3:28Matt McCusker?

  That's sick.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. So.

• 3:30Matt McCusker?

  Do you do an emergency, you would do an emergency exit out of the bus?

• 3:32Speaker 02

  I did.

• 3:33Matt McCusker?

  Non-drill?

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Non-drill. Yeah.

• 3:35Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy.

• 3:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. I would just like, like blow past the safety patrol that knew I was going back there to do it. And I would like, sometime I'd have to swim move. Cause they try to put that hand out to stop me.

• 3:45Matt McCusker?

  Bus safety is no joke.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:47Matt McCusker?

  I was a bus safety. I think I was a bus safety.

• 3:49Speaker 00

  Sydney was tactically running with both arms behind his back.

• 3:53Speaker 00

  How big was your school bag at the time?

• 3:57Speaker 00

  You were a giant school bag kid running off the back. Isn't that like the opening scene of a goofy movie? Isn't that what the son does? Does he skateboard off the back of a school bus?

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Pretty sick though.

• 4:11Matt McCusker?

  Goofy freaks me out too much. I tried watching the goofy movie with my kids and I was like, let's, let's watch something else.

• 4:16Speaker 00

  It's, it's too silly.

• 4:17Matt McCusker?

  And then it's like goofy is nice, but then like the evil goofies, there was like other guys. I don't like, I don't know. I just don't like the sight of those guys.

• 4:23Speaker 00

  The goofy gang squad?

• 4:25Matt McCusker?

  I don't like those guys.

• 4:26Speaker 00

  They make you uncomfortable.

• 4:27Matt McCusker?

  They make me slightly uncomfortable.

• 4:28Speaker 00

  Goofy's, he's too about the bullshit and I.

• 4:31Matt McCusker?

  He's all about the bullshit.

• 4:32Speaker 00

  You're too structured. Look at you.

• 4:33Matt McCusker?

  Way too.

• 4:34Speaker 00

  Handle goofy.

• 4:35Matt McCusker?

  I can't handle goofy.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. The bad guys in that are actually like the good guys for you. They're trying to straighten goofy out.

• 4:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, man. Knock off his bullshit.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:43Matt McCusker?

  Can't, I just, I don't like it. I don't know why. I see like it's just aesthetic. I don't like Ren and Stimpy. I never liked that show.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  You don't like Ren and Stimpy?

• 4:48Matt McCusker?

  No, when I was little, it was just grotesque. I'd watch it.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  You seem like a Ren and Stimpy kid.

• 4:51Matt McCusker?

  I wasn't allowed to watch it. That was the thing. That's what my parents held back for me. They're like, no Ren and Stimpy.

• 4:56Speaker 00

  That's good. Cause Ren and Stimpy, I think is spaz energy that you don't need.

• 5:01Matt McCusker?

  I didn't do it. Well, I would like, I would catch it sometimes. I would.

• 5:04Speaker 00

  Your parents were like, this is too white, man.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:10Matt McCusker?

  I told you, they did inadvertently do that. They blocked MTV and they just left BET. They didn't know it existed. So that's all, that was the only music channel they had.

• 5:16Speaker 00

  The cattle shooted you.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  It was probably the right thing. You know, the dude that created Ren and Stimpy was.

• 5:20Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:21Matt McCusker?

  Pedo, pedo ass.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was a little active.

• 5:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I just don't like the bulging eyeballs and like, I just wanted to be a kid being like, fuck, this show is like bugging me out.

• 5:28Speaker 00

  That I was, that was probably the most powerful I felt as a child when they were doing extreme Ren and Stimpy close up. I was like, I'm tapped into the source. I know what's up.

• 5:37Matt McCusker?

  I hate it. I've been, I've been dabbling in animation right now and I've always told the animators, like, none of that Ren and Stimpy bullshit, bro. I don't want to protest close ups.

• 5:46Speaker 00

  I want everyone to look very shiny.

• 5:47Matt McCusker?

  My mom's gonna get furious if she sees that.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was cringy for me. I would, I would sometimes look away.

• 5:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, I couldn't handle it.

• 5:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they turn on Hang with Mr. Cooper now.

• 5:56Speaker 00

  I think my entire highlight reel of like childhood joy was just like a veiny face with bulging eyeballs and like a sound effect. It was like.

• 6:06Speaker 00

  That's all that ran through my head, man.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  Funny, funny you bring up Hang with Mr. Cooper. That was always my biggest, one of the reasons I always accepted my plight for how my family wouldn't let me talk is I was afraid of sounding like Hang with Mr. Cooper.

• 6:18Speaker 00

  Really?

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Cause he was like a dude that like talked black, but sounded like he shouldn't.

• 6:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I can see that.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? Like, that was my biggest fear.

• 6:25Matt McCusker?

  I thought he was cool. I was watching him, just being like, Mr. Cooper's pretty, I thought he was pretty cool.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was like, he's like a giant black nerd ahead of his time.

• 6:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I thought he was cool. I guess I was benchmarking Urkel. Urkel said a hard benchmark. True, yeah, yeah, he did, he did. I, I, um, I, I read a thing recently with Urkel. He gave like an interview about how he says that he's not included in the, the pantheon of black entertainment as Urkel.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:50Matt McCusker?

  I don't know.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Stefan though.

• 6:53Matt McCusker?

  Not even Stefan.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  Not even Stefan.

• 6:54Matt McCusker?

  People were fine. People go back to the nerd character. But no, he was saying like, like if they say the all time great black shows, it's like Martin, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, no one mentions Family Matters.

• 7:03Speaker 02

  That's wild, because the Cosby Show gets mentioned.

• 7:05Matt McCusker?

  And he tried to say it was because of like, I don't know, he was like, it was because of the like, family vibe. But yeah, the cat, the Cosby Show gets mentioned all the time.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, way more family vibe than Family Matters.

• 7:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it is way more family vibe. Yeah, I don't know. He's on, he must be, he's bullshitting then.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:20Matt McCusker?

  He's just, he is, I don't know. I feel like, I know white people loved Family Matters.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:26Matt McCusker?

  Are black people not like watching the black nerd or like?

• 7:28Speaker 02

  No, I think, I think, uh, Family Matters was like the, the, the, the white, the palatable white version of the sitcom Rock. You remember that? He was a garbage man and he lived in the hood.

• 7:39Matt McCusker?

  Chris Rock?

• 7:39Speaker 02

  No, no, no. He was, uh, like a fat black actor. I don't remember his name, but he was a garbage man that lived in the hood.

• 7:45Matt McCusker?

  Based on Love?

• 7:48Matt McCusker?

  He was on every show.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was on every show. But he would deal with like, he would deal with like hood issues, but from a standpoint of a family that was trying to raise a good family in the hood. So he like, he had to like, like fight drug dealers and shit because his, uh, drug dealers were trying to get his son to sell drugs.

• 8:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  And he invited the drug dealer over and like tried to fight him in his house and his wife had to break him up.

• 8:08Matt McCusker?

  This is called Rock?

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, R O C.

• 8:10Matt McCusker?

  Do you remember?

• 8:11Speaker 00

  This wasn't called Kang of Queens?

• 8:15Matt McCusker?

  I never, that must have been before my time.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Dude, that was a, that was a black deep cut.

• 8:19Matt McCusker?

  Was it really?

• 8:20Speaker 02

  It was, I was around the same time as family.

• 8:21Matt McCusker?

  I knew, uh, Three's Company was like, black people love that show.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 8:25Matt McCusker?

  Jack Tripper.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Jack Tripper? Yeah.

• 8:29Matt McCusker?

  I've never seen that either. When I was, when I worked for the labor union, I was constantly just hearing about Jack Tripper.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:35Matt McCusker?

  Cause I lived with my ex-wife and her mother. They'd be like, Jack Tripper, damn, bro.

• 8:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, dog.

• 8:39Matt McCusker?

  Fucking Jack Tripper.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  That was a wild bull.

• 8:41Matt McCusker?

  No, I'm not. I looked it up and I was like, god damn, that's a.

• 8:43Speaker 02

  It was also a psy-op to get the black community to accept acting gay.

• 8:47Matt McCusker?

  Was Jack Tripper gay?

• 8:48Speaker 02

  He had to act gay because he wasn't allowed to be, live in the house that he lived in.

• 8:53Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  With those ladies.

• 8:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 8:54Speaker 02

  Unless he was gay.

• 8:55Matt McCusker?

  Oh, he was a fake gay guy.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was a big plot point of that show.

• 9:00Matt McCusker?

  Damn. So, but he never did gay stuff in the show?

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Not, so that was, that was a, that was a big comedic device, cause he would like, bring women over and date women. And then the landlord would come up while he had a date over and he had to like, act straight with the date and then gay in front of the landlord.

• 9:15Matt McCusker?

  Fucking hilarious.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:17Matt McCusker?

  Never ending. You can watch a guy pretend to be gay.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Get a hundred episodes out of it.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  That was like, that was like basically how like, uh, like the welfare state, you know, you couldn't have a black dad in the house.

• 9:26Matt McCusker?

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  But then he actually did live there.

• 9:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  That was Jack Tripper.

• 9:30Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Like, it was like, the gay welfare state.

• 9:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he wasn't supposed to be in there.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that is funny too. That was like a show, a compelling plot to be like, you can't live in here with two women by yourselves.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:40Matt McCusker?

  Only in, what was that, like 1990?

• 9:43Speaker 02

  No, that was much earlier.

• 9:44Matt McCusker?

  Eighties?

• 9:45Speaker 02

  Had to be eighties.

• 9:46Matt McCusker?

  It's crazy.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  Seventies.

• 9:46Matt McCusker?

  Think a landlord doesn't want you living by yourself with two women. As you shouldn't.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, that'd be, that'd be totally improper.

• 9:52Matt McCusker?

  Did you hear about the lady who had sex with a hundred men? OnlyFans lady?

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:56Matt McCusker?

  She made a doc, she made a documentary.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, did you see her?

• 9:59Matt McCusker?

  Cried, cried at the end.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, tears welling up in her eyes.

• 10:02Matt McCusker?

  Here's the thing, you never get to see the end of that. You'll, you know, it's like, if you see that kind of thing, you're like, oh, you know, you never get to see like the real kind of.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  But they were like.

• 10:09Matt McCusker?

  The final act.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  Where they like cry through, like, the same tears that you get from winning a championship.

• 10:14Matt McCusker?

  She was trying to like, be very powerful and brave and just be like, yeah, and it's just, you know, it's just like, kind of intense.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  And their voice are quivering.

• 10:21Matt McCusker?

  She was like, it's not for me, but I could see it being for others.

• 10:25Matt McCusker?

  I'm not saying no one can do this, but apparently, apparently, inside the room, the, the production were gagging because like there were, the smell of cum was so, like there was so much cum that it was like, that's, I didn't think, I've never thought about that. That's disgusting. I'll be honest, like, look, do what you want, but like having that a hundred,

• 10:45Speaker 00

  dude, you're knee deep in the cum cistern.

• 10:48Matt McCusker?

  A hundred, dude, a hundred to come, a hundred loads.

• 10:51Speaker 00

  Did they all come?

• 10:52Matt McCusker?

  A hundred loads.

• 10:52Speaker 00

  And like, did they all nut? I saw her saying in the, the Twitter clip that, uh, she, some of the guys were like, she was cutting them off after like two minutes. He's like, it's at five in the DM. And she was just like, yeah, come on, you gotta go, man.

• 11:05Matt McCusker?

  Get out of here. So some of the guys didn't come.

• 11:07Speaker 00

  I'm assuming.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  Man, they probably pulled off to the side and finished.

• 11:10Matt McCusker?

  Those are the real victims here. You're like guy forty-five.

• 11:15Speaker 00

  Some guys probably just didn't.

• 11:17Matt McCusker?

  You're guy forty-five and you just get to like wet your pen? And be like, all right, get out of here.

• 11:22Speaker 00

  That's nuts. You feel the breeze on your wet penis as you're walking back to put your shorts on?

• 11:27Matt McCusker?

  That would be funny, just mashing your half hard bird into this lady for two minutes and like, what the fuck am I doing?

• 11:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, nobody talks about the hundred guys.

• 11:36Speaker 00

  Let's examine the road that led me here.

• 11:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that, that, no one talks about how the hundred guys are equally as problematic.

• 11:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:43Matt McCusker?

  As a lady.

• 11:44Speaker 00

  Do you think, I, obviously being anywhere in the nineties would suck, but I think being guy a hundred would probably rule. You're there when they like pop the confetti.

• 11:55Speaker 00

  They're trying to like cheer, like, you did it, you're so good.

• 11:57Matt McCusker?

  Your dick gets like break through a little tape.

• 12:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, guy one hundred is crazy. There's gotta be a guy.

• 12:05Speaker 00

  It's dumping water on itself.

• 12:08Matt McCusker?

  There's gotta be a guy who calls that.

• 12:09Speaker 00

  On your dick, like, oh man.

• 12:12Matt McCusker?

  Someone has to call that. There's gotta be a guy walking in, like flicks a cigarette on the ground. He's like, I'll go last.

• 12:16Speaker 00

  I'm better clean up.

• 12:17Matt McCusker?

  I always go last.

• 12:19Speaker 00

  Dude, watch this.

• 12:21Matt McCusker?

  This is my forty-fifth one.

• 12:23Speaker 00

  Oh man.

• 12:23Matt McCusker?

  He has like a marathon bumper sticker on his car. He's one hundred.

• 12:28Matt McCusker?

  I love being guy one hundred.

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Century man, baby.

• 12:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, that's kind of like insane to be like, uh, yeah, I'm gonna sign up and do that. I'm gonna be like the fortieth guy. Or first, leadoff.

• 12:40Speaker 00

  Leadoff's gotta be nice. I would say, uh, maybe when she gets her second wind around like in the low seventies, that's probably a nice spot. You know, she gets a little bit of-

• 12:50Matt McCusker?

  She can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

• 12:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, her eyes widen.

• 12:52Matt McCusker?

  Oh, apparently her eyes were sore. They were, they were coming on her eyes. Yeah, apparently her eyes were sore from just, they were laden with-

• 12:59Speaker 00

  This is crazy.

• 13:00Matt McCusker?

  Ejaculate.

• 13:01Speaker 00

  She submitted herself to like Al Qaeda, like interrogation.

• 13:06Speaker 00

  This is every female rescue soldier.

• 13:10Matt McCusker?

  I mean, it's not ideal, right?

• 13:13Matt McCusker?

  I'm not sounding like, you know, I'm not trying to ring like the moral alarm, but I'm like, it's just not a good use of time and resources.

• 13:18Speaker 00

  They were doing a hundred in like the eighties. They were doing 500 when I was a teenager.

• 13:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 13:23Speaker 00

  Like Howard Stern was having girls on.

• 13:25Matt McCusker?

  I think, I think it was like, uh, in an hour. That was kind of the impressive part, man. I don't know.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  It was timed.

• 13:31Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 13:32Matt McCusker?

  I think it was in an hour.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Is she like in the Guinness Book?

• 13:33Speaker 00

  That, I don't think that's more impressive. I don't think that's more impressive at all.

• 13:36Matt McCusker?

  But they couldn't have been an hour because then it's like each guy got two minutes.

• 13:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 200 minutes.

• 13:41Speaker 00

  It was one day.

• 13:42Matt McCusker?

  One day.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  24 hours.

• 13:44Matt McCusker?

  Oh, so she ate like lunch?

• 13:46Speaker 02

  They had to break.

• 13:47Matt McCusker?

  Had to take a break.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  Like the union, like union rules, like they had to. It would have been a union violation.

• 13:53Speaker 00

  The sandwich has been sitting for a while. She's just got kind of like a room temperature hoagie.

• 13:57Matt McCusker?

  She had to use that rough like hand soap to watch come out of her eyes.

• 14:02Matt McCusker?

  I was like, have I ever had the volcano soap, whatever it's called?

• 14:04Speaker 00

  Lava.

• 14:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, lava soap.

• 14:06Speaker 00

  With the granules.

• 14:07Matt McCusker?

  Just mechanic grant, no water, just rubbing that shit on her eyes and it just peels and falls off.

• 14:11Speaker 00

  Drying your hands on newspapers.

• 14:13Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  Man, what a wild way to find out that's not for you. You could just speculate on that.

• 14:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, here's my thing. I, I'm like, I don't think any girl wants to have sex with 100 guys. I think most girls don't even want to have sex with one guy. Good guys.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:29Matt McCusker?

  Who are there every day.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:33Matt McCusker?

  Girls don't want to have sex with one guy.

• 14:37Matt McCusker?

  Love is mostly love of their life.

• 14:40Matt McCusker?

  Now it's 100.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  He's a great father to their kids.

• 14:43Matt McCusker?

  I totally would have sex with 100 guys.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  And calm father.

• 14:46Matt McCusker?

  I might show my wife that. Like she had sex with 100 guys. I'm asking for a handjob, dude. Maybe two more of my friends.

• 14:56Matt McCusker?

  I'd be impressed if she gave 100 guys a handjob. I would say that's impressive and I salute you.

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• 15:04Speaker 02

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  About joggers, but I do.

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• 15:57Matt McCusker?

  Oh, man.

• 15:57Speaker 00

  Is it more, it's more impressive than.

• 15:59Matt McCusker?

  Way more impressive.

• 16:00Speaker 02

  Should be like one of those like arm wrestlers with like one giant arm.

• 16:03Matt McCusker?

  Two at a time.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Oh, just like bam bam bam.

• 16:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like public, pure public service. That I can get into.

• 16:08Speaker 00

  Yeah. You think the stroke locks in eventually and you're, you're like three, four pumping guys.

• 16:13Matt McCusker?

  You can even, uh, you're talking like.

• 16:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. Like how fast are you making them come when you're really getting your groove? Or a hypothetical woman, not you.

• 16:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, not me, obviously.

• 16:22Speaker 00

  I'd be, I mean.

• 16:23Matt McCusker?

  Me? I'd be lights out.

• 16:24Speaker 00

  Be in the building.

• 16:28Matt McCusker?

  I mean, at one point your arms would get so tired, you would need like prosthetic assistance. You get like robo braces.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  You would have to start like using your legs, like just like holding on.

• 16:39Matt McCusker?

  You would need the mech suit eventually. Come down.

• 16:44Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, I, uh, that's, that's a shame. That's a, uh, that's a shame that that's become like a viable path.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:50Speaker 00

  Is it viable?

• 16:51Matt McCusker?

  No. Well, we all know that. Fans is like, I, I've heard it's like, um, it's not that crazy for a young woman, a college age woman to be like, yeah, we'll start an OnlyFans, you know, kick some money up on the side.

• 17:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's gotta be fun floating it out there to your like existing, like when you start promoting it and it's just like people you know, they're just like, uh, like you. Flipping the coin, whether they'll check it out, you know?

• 17:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 17:13Speaker 00

  That's gotta be uncomfortable territory.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Making flyers for that'd be pretty fun.

• 17:16Matt McCusker?

  Barking outside.

• 17:18Speaker 00

  You're doing the soft core on Instagram and should be like, check out, you know, go to my lake tree, you know?

• 17:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 17:23Speaker 00

  Oh, boys, you know, before it really catches on.

• 17:26Matt McCusker?

  I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna, uh, I think as a parent, you should be. Monitoring that shit into the early twenties and putting kind of like a kibosh on that. You see, but I think it started like burner accounts, I guess.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  It's like no having sex with a hundred guys.

• 17:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  It's like.

• 17:38Matt McCusker?

  Or just no OnlyFans.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:40Matt McCusker?

  No pay, no pay for play.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  Yeah. You, I mean, you, you gotta kind of like massage the idea of how gross that stuff is and how non-respectable it is early on.

• 17:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Would you be DMing them too? You know, would you, would you be sending DMs like, cause uh, you know, in, in IT, this was like security testing where we would like send a phishing attack to an employee to see how they react. So would you pop in the girl's DMs and just be like, you know, damn, you like, he looks so, and just seeing how they responded. Yeah. See how they respond to that. Here's what I would do. I would hire uh, some sort of like cyber attacker guy to take their, basically like their content and switch it out with me, like taking dumps on stuff and jerking off. So like they would just be completely blacklisted. I would do like heinous scat content and have it like pushed onto their stuff and have them like, what the fuck happened? And be like, you know what happened?

• 18:31Matt McCusker?

  Like, oh, you guys like jerking off, huh? I would just fucking blast. I would just pee. I would jerk off and pee.

• 18:39Matt McCusker?

  I would end up with like the seventh grade special. Yeah, you fucking sicko creep like this shit?

• 18:45Speaker 02

  That's somebody's daughter.

• 18:48Matt McCusker?

  Just throw up. You guys made me fucking sick. Oh, fuck, I'm coming.

• 18:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you gotta knock that stuff off early, man. And again, I don't want to say like purely like from, you know, uh, moralistic terms. Before it was like, it thought to be disgusting to marry for sexual attraction. And that's crazy. Like, you know, it was, dude, the Puritans thought in like in England and like the late eighteen hundreds, they were like, oh, he is horny for his wife.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta do that shit for property and status.

• 19:15Matt McCusker?

  Exactly. Just, it was just upholding the state. You just, you would just have to.

• 19:19Speaker 02

  Pervert.

• 19:19Matt McCusker?

  A man and a woman would just like, be like, fuck.

• 19:22Speaker 00

  Damn, would you get in trouble if you like smacked your wife's cheeks?

• 19:24Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it was unheard. It was crazy.

• 19:26Speaker 00

  Really?

• 19:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 19:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:27Speaker 00

  Aw, man.

• 19:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I read a.

• 19:28Speaker 00

  They'd be so pissed.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  Like if she walked by and you were like, damn.

• 19:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Oh, bro. Yes. It's over. You had to basically ignore each other. The more you. You ignored each other, the better.

• 19:36Speaker 00

  So you're you're dancing around the campfire to the violin music and you're grabbing your wife's tush and the entire village just turns on you and shreds you. They rip you apart.

• 19:43Matt McCusker?

  They would just be kind of like, hmm, very, very lowbrow. You guys should be just there, just totally.

• 19:48Speaker 00

  Keep an eye on his crops.

• 19:50Speaker 02

  Dude, the sexual.

• 19:51Speaker 00

  If that's what he's getting up to around here, who knows what's going on.

• 19:53Matt McCusker?

  Well, I think that was more like the aristocrats. I think if you were like, like they had like, um, apparently they thought back then it was bad to give like the English aristocracy thought that it was bad for children to eat fruit. So the guy, who's that mathematician guy?

• 20:09Matt McCusker?

  Bertrand Russell. I read some of his.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  Would have never guessed that in a million.

• 20:12Matt McCusker?

  Bertrand Russell.

• 20:13Speaker 02

  That is, who's that mathematician guy?

• 20:16Matt McCusker?

  Remember Bertrand Russell? He wrote Principia Mathematica, him and Whitehead? Alright.

• 20:19Speaker 00

  Yeah. What are you doing, Matt? You can't, don't get me high in any.

• 20:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:23Speaker 00

  Do this conversationally.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  Are you trying to humiliate me, my brother?

• 20:28Matt McCusker?

  He wrote Principia Mathematica with, uh, Whitehead. They're the guys who wrote a math book where like, I think like 60 pages explain one plus one. He was on some like high level.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  Paris Hilton.

• 20:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he, but he claimed, well, he was one times one. He was claiming they did like one plus one because they wanted math.

• 20:44Speaker 00

  What did they think that equals? Two?

• 20:45Matt McCusker?

  Two, but they wanted to be able to prove it because math, here's the problem with math. It's funded. It's, they want it to be purely like logical, but math is founded on axioms that are unprovable and that pissed them off. They're like, this fucking sucks dude. We want this shit to be, yeah, we want this to be like perfectly logical, no faith, because they were like, you know, they're big atheist types.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  They hit with the one plus ones.

• 21:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they're like, one plus one is two, but we're going to show you exactly why without, you know, and people are like, right on.

• 21:12Speaker 00

  Man.

• 21:12Matt McCusker?

  But he, but my whole point was he wasn't allowed to have apples when he was younger.

• 21:17Speaker 00

  You're spinning me out because I recently, I got, I got into like a, a high tailspin about not knowing anything about math.

• 21:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 21:24Speaker 00

  And so.

• 21:25Matt McCusker?

  Welcome to my world. I don't know.

• 21:26Speaker 00

  Really?

• 21:27Matt McCusker?

  Cause I only know deep theory.

• 21:28Speaker 00

  Fixated on like learning something about it.

• 21:30Matt McCusker?

  That's, what are you learning?

• 21:31Speaker 00

  I think I'm going to start with geometry. Well, I started with an introduction to geometry video on YouTube.

• 21:36Matt McCusker?

  Nice.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 21:37Speaker 00

  Well, I just, it was, uh, shaky start.

• 21:40Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 21:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause that's where the crazy, that's where the proofs are.

• 21:43Matt McCusker?

  No, I was good at geometry. I'm terrible. Algebra like like borderline.

• 21:47Speaker 00

  It's all the same to me.

• 21:48Matt McCusker?

  You know what?

• 21:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, geometric proofs though. When geometry gets into the proofs, I'm out.

• 21:53Matt McCusker?

  I knew him, dude. I don't know how I knew him. I might be the son of Pythagoras, dude. I somehow, they would ask me, answer like questions of the proofs and I'd be like, oh, it's that. And maybe I would just, I just fucking knew. It was weird.

• 22:03Speaker 02

  Like how some people got that Genghis Khan blood?

• 22:05Matt McCusker?

  I think so.

• 22:07Matt McCusker?

  Enough. I got like a B in geometry without really trying. And I just, the proofs were like weirdly self evident.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  Oh, I tried hard.

• 22:12Matt McCusker?

  But algebra? Terrible.

• 22:14Speaker 00

  I'm not looking for algebra.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  Algebra?

• 22:16Matt McCusker?

  You're good at algebra?

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. I started this geometry video and I figured, here's what I was thinking. I'm going to click on this. They're going to go, hey, welcome back to learning math as an adult.

• 22:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 22:26Speaker 00

  I thought they were going to give me like maybe circle and square. They're going to go, all right, you know, circle and square. Let's start with like maybe the Pentagon, maybe trapezoid, maybe that kind of shape. Bro, they started with lines. I was like, oh, I forgot all about lines. I forgot all about not shapes at all, dude. I forgot about rays and segments. I'm so fucked. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And so, yeah, I'm really worried I'm going to fail this YouTube and math test.

• 22:52Matt McCusker?

  Just don't tell anyone. Don't tell your family.

• 22:54Speaker 00

  I'm going to cram the night before.

• 22:55Matt McCusker?

  Stay up all night.

• 22:58Matt McCusker?

  What's the test?

• 22:59Speaker 00

  I haven't found the test yet. I have to take some sort of metric.

• 23:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you gotta take the test.

• 23:04Speaker 00

  I told Mary Jo about it, so she'll hold me to it. She's going to make sure I get math.

• 23:07Matt McCusker?

  You'd be nice, man. It'll be, I've thought about doing something similar where I'm like, cause I am deeply embarrassed and like, you know, my kids are getting older. I have to help them with their homework. And I'm like, I'm so bad at math that I, I've thought about just like taking a refresher or hiring like a math tutor. That'd be kind of nice.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  I used to think I was good. I used to think I was good at math, but we, we as a family started doing this. We started doing this elevate game. It's like app where it has like these different brain games. Some of them are speaking, some of them writing, some of them are math. And every time the math one shows up, like I kind of like slink away as my wife and son take over.

• 23:41Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 23:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:42Speaker 00

  Why? I thought you were the math guy, though.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  Well, no, Ansley is, I am like a math guy amongst.

• 23:48Speaker 00

  You got good grades. She's a professional.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  Do you know what I mean? Like in a certain world, I can be the math guy. When I'm at home, I am the language man. Like my wife and son are the math people. We call, me and my daughters call them the white ones and we're the blacks. So the white ones are the math, math people. Yeah, my wife hates it.

• 24:06Matt McCusker?

  The white ones.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  My daughter came downstairs the other day and she was like, man, dad, the white ones are tripping upstairs.

• 24:23Matt McCusker?

  Damn, that's hilarious. The, um, yeah, I, uh, you know what is cool about math, though, that the universe is structured according to mathematical principles? Or we're just-

• 24:32Speaker 00

  No, I thought we applied that to it.

• 24:34Matt McCusker?

  I don't think so, man.

• 24:35Speaker 02

  It's like it's a chicken and egg thing. We don't know.

• 24:37Matt McCusker?

  I think it's, I think it's real. I don't know.

• 24:39Speaker 00

  I think the universe is just doing its thing and we're like lining, we're putting graph paper on and tracing it and we look like fucking idiots.

• 24:45Matt McCusker?

  I don't know because here's, here's the thing that music exists, there's a mathematics to music kind of and like scales and everything and that's inherent in the universe. We didn't apply that.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  And you can, and you can take that and apply it to other things. I'm, I'm out of my depth already, but I know that like the, the mathematical principles that are in music, you can use it to create other forms of like visual art. And it has the same sort of like, uh-

• 25:06Matt McCusker?

  You can create-

• 25:06Speaker 00

  You're talking about Winamp visualizers? Are you talking about Winamp visualizers? Now, okay, now you're talking my language.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 25:14Matt McCusker?

  I just think that's sick. It's like there, there's a, uh, yeah, but I think math has to be real because if you can calculate like the distance and like land precisely, that means the exterior corresponds to the mathematical principles.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  I'm out.

• 25:27Speaker 00

  But is the, but is the, is the, is the universe structured around that or is it something that we use because it's as close to as accurate as possible to, uh, contextualize the universe around us?

• 25:40Matt McCusker?

  This is where quantum physics-

• 25:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:41Matt McCusker?

  No, I don't, I don't-

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Are we in a simulation?

• 25:43Speaker 00

  Not that it makes a fucking difference for me, man. I don't even know what I'm saying.

• 25:46Matt McCusker?

  Well, it pumps me up. It doesn't make a difference, but it just pumps me up to be like, that's sick math is baked into the universe. It's cool. It just, it just-

• 25:51Speaker 00

  You would prefer if that's true.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  Like the Fibonacci sequence, like how, how like the, a shell, the way a shell spirals.

• 25:56Matt McCusker?

  It's just-

• 25:57Speaker 02

  That stuff is fun.

• 25:58Matt McCusker?

  It's just more, it's just more- Evidence of design.

• 26:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 26:01Matt McCusker?

  I don't like the idea of living in a randomly created universe and I just don't believe in it.

• 26:05Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 26:05Matt McCusker?

  So that's all.

• 26:08Speaker 00

  I'm indifferent to it. I'd be okay with it, I guess.

• 26:10Matt McCusker?

  What a randomly created universe?

• 26:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 26:12Matt McCusker?

  How do you, how so?

• 26:14Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 26:14Matt McCusker?

  You don't want a loving creator?

• 26:15Speaker 00

  I would love a loving creator. That's great.

• 26:17Matt McCusker?

  So you're not, it can't be a different.

• 26:19Speaker 00

  But even, even he could have like, this could be a Minecraft world for him where it's just like a different like seed generator, you know what I mean?

• 26:25Speaker 02

  For sure. Would you think a loving creator would make the world based on math and make like 99% of the people not be able to understand it?

• 26:30Matt McCusker?

  For sure. And that's the fun of the.

• 26:32Speaker 00

  I don't think, yeah, we probably were never supposed to worry about it. He's probably just like, why are they fucking?

• 26:37Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 26:37Speaker 00

  They're monkeying around in the server room.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Yo, they're fixing on this one.

• 26:45Speaker 00

  They had everything and now they're fucking gumming up the works.

• 26:49Matt McCusker?

  Like why, yeah, why are you doing that?

• 26:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's gotta be really annoying.

• 26:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Yeah, I was reading about Irish immigrants in like the early 1900s and like, dude, they're, they really, their lives sucked, dude. Terrible.

• 27:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:02Matt McCusker?

  I think everyone.

• 27:03Speaker 00

  Before or after they got here?

• 27:05Matt McCusker?

  Both, both. Just getting over here is not like, not being able to eat.

• 27:09Speaker 00

  When was this, the twenties, thirties?

• 27:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was like the twenties.

• 27:12Speaker 00

  When my family got here.

• 27:13Matt McCusker?

  Did they really?

• 27:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was like a big deal. Like the dude, the dad would actually like bring home his wages and not drink them away. And they'd be like, we can have toast and jam and eggs. And like the whole house would be so fucking pumped.

• 27:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:23Matt McCusker?

  It's like, I wish I could get that pumped on toast and jam and eggs. I like it. I'm happy I'm eating in the morning, but not.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  What is your family? I never, I don't think I've ever known this.

• 27:30Matt McCusker?

  We're all Irish.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  We're Irish. Alright. And you love toast and jam?

• 27:33Speaker 00

  I do love toast and jam, actually.

• 27:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but are you getting like?

• 27:36Speaker 00

  I'm still eating English muffins with butter and jelly and being very happy about it.

• 27:39Matt McCusker?

  That is nice. Careful though. What's your guys' AC1? Do you have diabetes?

• 27:43Speaker 02

  No, what, what kind of, why, why did you ask me, my brother?

• 27:48Speaker 02

  Why are you pondering that question upon me, my brother?

• 27:53Speaker 00

  Let me ask you this.

• 27:55Matt McCusker?

  I thought you had, didn't you have something like that or gout or something?

• 27:57Speaker 02

  No, I was dealing with gout, uh, some, some gout shit, shit for a while, but I, I got, I got it under, yeah, I got it under control.

• 28:04Speaker 00

  There was a gout break in Philly. Randy had it too.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, mom. I was dealing with some gout like symptoms for a while and I got it under control.

• 28:15Matt McCusker?

  What, what happened? What was, what was triggering it?

• 28:17Speaker 02

  I mean, you know, I, I crush donuts like every night.

• 28:20Matt McCusker?

  Well, that do gout, but not, I'm like so mystified by this. Cause the. A one C is when you're, that's like the diabetes stuff.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:27Matt McCusker?

  That's the percentage of your blood cells that are coated in a delicious frosting.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:32Matt McCusker?

  Mine are at five point seven percent.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:34Matt McCusker?

  And if you get to six point like three, you're, you officially have diabetes.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  I was just eating a very rich diet for a little while, cause it's like, it wasn't just the donuts, but I was also kind of addicted to grocery store fried chicken. And I was eating that.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  Dude, I was like crushing it in my car and like eating, like eating a whole thing before I got home. So like I could throw it away. My wife was starting to get a little worried.

• 29:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  About how much grocery store fried chicken I was eating.

• 29:02Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 29:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:03Matt McCusker?

  What do you think, what do you think? Uh, I, I go through these things as well, but what do you think kind of like pushes you through into these like obsessive kind of like eating things? I knew it was a grocery store sheet cake for a while.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:13Matt McCusker?

  That was a phase.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  That was a bad, that was a bad one.

• 29:15Matt McCusker?

  So crazy.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  I escaped that one with no real symptoms of anything.

• 29:20Matt McCusker?

  But have you checked your A one C? That's my question.

• 29:22Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 29:22Matt McCusker?

  I want all my friends to get their A one C checked, cause you don't know, nobody knows.

• 29:25Speaker 00

  Do you have a place we can go after this?

• 29:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Quest Diagnostics. We can just go fucking get our A one C checked right now.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  I feel like that's, that's the problem. Like, once you're black and find out you have diabetes, it all goes downhill.

• 29:34Matt McCusker?

  No, you can turn it around. It's, it's like easily.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  That's what I just turned it around. Every time I feel like things are getting out of hand, I just turn it around.

• 29:40Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 29:41Speaker 02

  I just, I don't need to, I don't like, I don't, I'm not fucking with numbers. I'm not a math guy, man.

• 29:44Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  I just turned it around.

• 29:46Matt McCusker?

  I'm telling you, look guys, I just want you guys to not have diabetes, dude. I couldn't believe I had, I was pre-diabetic. I for real was like blown away.

• 29:52Speaker 00

  I don't even, honestly, I don't even believe in diabetes.

• 29:56Matt McCusker?

  You said it.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  It's a psyop.

• 29:58Matt McCusker?

  It's definitely not.

• 29:58Speaker 00

  I guess.

• 29:59Matt McCusker?

  It leads, it leads to like every, it fucking destroys you.

• 30:03Speaker 00

  I guess. I just feel like if you're a person that gets diabetes, then it's like you're already fucking everything else up anyway.

• 30:08Matt McCusker?

  No, I, I think like, I think literally like one out of every three people is like close to pre-diabetic in America.

• 30:14Speaker 00

  That can't be.

• 30:15Matt McCusker?

  I swear to God, look at this, look, look it up. I swear to God, it's like something ridiculous is like, and it causes like a whole host of other problems. Like your eyes get fucked up.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  So what, what are the two?

• 30:25Speaker 00

  That's why we, we need European soda and candy.

• 30:27Matt McCusker?

  That's what we need.

• 30:28Speaker 00

  They're not getting diabetes like we are.

• 30:30Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 30:30Speaker 00

  They're pumped, they're ruining our snacks.

• 30:33Matt McCusker?

  The snacks? Oh yeah, you're a big junk food guy.

• 30:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:35Matt McCusker?

  How do you feel about Maha?

• 30:37Speaker 02

  What's Maha?

• 30:38Matt McCusker?

  Make America healthy again?

• 30:39Speaker 00

  Make America healthy again. I like it. I need to be controlled. I need my portions picked for me.

• 30:43Matt McCusker?

  Me too. Thirty-eight percent of people are prediabetic. Yeah.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  Are prediabetic.

• 30:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, it's, it's, and if you don't realize it, it just kind of sneaks up. You're just, all your hemoglobin's are getting coated in sugar more and more.

• 30:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think you know.

• 30:56Matt McCusker?

  They get sharp, dude, I had no fucking clue.

• 30:59Speaker 02

  But what, what, what?

• 31:00Matt McCusker?

  As fit as a fiddle.

• 31:00Speaker 02

  What did you have to change to, to fix it?

• 31:02Matt McCusker?

  I just don't eat carbs anymore. I just run off of.

• 31:04Speaker 00

  And how much cereal at night were you eating?

• 31:06Matt McCusker?

  Not a lot.

• 31:07Speaker 00

  Oh, my God.

• 31:07Matt McCusker?

  I was crushing cereal, I was crushing cereal here and there, but I was more so portion monster. And I was like, I don't really eat sweets that much, but then I like, I like, I was running through it the other day and I'm like, oh yeah, we'll get a sweet thing every time I was in the grocery store. Anytime they're in my house, I would eat all of them. I was eating a lot of fucking sweets.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  So type, type two diabetes is when your body doesn't make enough insulin to deal with the sugar intake?

• 31:27Matt McCusker?

  I, I don't know. I, I think that insulin finally comes into play. I have yet to research insulin, but what I, with the, the, the one number one marker they give you is what percentage of your red blood cells are coated in glucose? So it's like, they have literally like a sugary coat, like coating on the outside and then like those sugar, I think like sugar, that whatever that is, the glucose, certain like molecules are like sharp and crystal like. So then they're kind of slashing all your veins as they're moving through your body. That's why like diabetics get like fucked up things.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Like blotchy skin.

• 31:56Matt McCusker?

  Their eyes get fucked up. They can't pee after a while.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  I think that's what it is. I think like insulin is what takes the glucose and make, turns it into energy so your body can use it.

• 32:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  And if you're getting too much glucose, then your insulin is like, you know, like, like all the pies are coming down the conveyor belt and it can't handle all the glucose.

• 32:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  That's when diabetes type two, that's type two.

• 32:15Matt McCusker?

  Something like that, yeah. It just fucks you up. It just like all, it just got sugar just rushing through your veins and cutting your veins. You get all jacked up.

• 32:21Speaker 00

  That rules, actually. That's a radical.

• 32:28Matt McCusker?

  What do you guys think about the, uh, this, the hunk murderer guy?

• 32:33Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:34Matt McCusker?

  CEO.

• 32:35Speaker 00

  Do you think it was him? I guess it was him, right?

• 32:37Matt McCusker?

  Think he was a patsy? Or do you think?

• 32:38Speaker 00

  I don't know. I'm, I'm.

• 32:40Matt McCusker?

  Picious murderer.

• 32:41Speaker 00

  I'm worried about the eyebrows in the, in the surveillance photo and the mugshot.

• 32:45Matt McCusker?

  I did see that.

• 32:46Speaker 00

  I don't know if those match up. That's why I'm holding off on having any kind of like emotional reaction to it because I want to know if this is the real guy or not. If it's really him and they caught him, that's an interesting outcome, you know?

• 32:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 00

  If the whole story is straight and they, and they didn't like make up a manifesto and plant it on him.

• 33:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's, that's a crazy target though, because you would think like, I don't know, it, it's like, don't they usually pick? Like lunatic, kinda like, I guess he did kinda like lose his mind.

• 33:11Speaker 00

  He only disappeared for a few months after getting into psychedelics, I guess. I'm basing this all just like tweets about him.

• 33:17Matt McCusker?

  For sure, that's all any of us have, but it was his, his back hurt apparently. That's the one thing, a lot of people are lionizing him and it's like, I, I get it. I do get, understand why, but it's like, if the back theory's true and his back hurts so bad that he girl spazzed and shot a guy, that's where I'm kinda like, I don't know if we should totally prop this up.

• 33:35Speaker 00

  Back pain is like that though.

• 33:36Matt McCusker?

  It's emotional, it's very emotional. You can't go around shooting people because your back hurts.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you're gonna like weep in your bed and call your wife as she disappointingly talks to you.

• 33:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Like, I just had that a couple of days ago.

• 33:49Matt McCusker?

  I follow another Twitter account that says you should never, ever emotionally make yourself available to your wife and never eat her pussy.

• 33:56Speaker 00

  Oh, I saw that too.

• 33:57Matt McCusker?

  Did you see that?

• 33:57Speaker 00

  I saw that too.

• 33:58Matt McCusker?

  Looks like it's written by a lady. Never eat her pussy.

• 34:01Speaker 00

  I thought that was like a Tristan Tate tweet.

• 34:04Matt McCusker?

  No, I, there's like an account I follow of like a picture of like a, a lady just being like, don't eat your wife's pussy, she'll never respect you. Every time, I like, I always feel like shrug that stuff off, but every time again.

• 34:12Speaker 00

  That's crazy, because that might be the moments where I feel most respected.

• 34:16Matt McCusker?

  I know. That is a, I do like that, that outcome where it's like you have to absolutely dominate women at all times. It's just a funny, I just, I don't know, it makes me laugh.

• 34:25Speaker 00

  It's always guys that aren't married though, that are saying this shit.

• 34:27Matt McCusker?

  I know. Well, you're a fool for having even done it, dude. Tristan Tate would tell you you're a fool right to your face. You're a fucking fool, dude.

• 34:33Speaker 00

  Oh, he's got a lot of money. I'm just like, I mean, I defer to you, man. You've got definitely something figured out.

• 34:38Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, he might go to jail for sex trafficking.

• 34:41Speaker 00

  That's the, that's the, that's the game you play though.

• 34:43Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 34:43Speaker 00

  You know?

• 34:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:44Speaker 00

  You gotta put your money down if you wanna get in.

• 34:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, either get a wife or sex traffic, that's the move.

• 34:49Speaker 02

  That's, that's a hard, that's a hard penalty right there because like, you're getting so much pussy that you're like busting it in. That's sex trafficking.

• 34:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Like anytime you transport pussy across state lines.

• 34:58Matt McCusker?

  Well, you have to mislead them, that's the key. You can, you can move all the pussy you want in the world, but you, if you trick them, so they.

• 35:04Speaker 02

  That's, that's all I ever did to get pussy. Like, yeah, come over and chill.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  This is true.

• 35:11Matt McCusker?

  This is true. It is, it is, you know.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  You ever see The Office?

• 35:17Matt McCusker?

  It is, it is, yeah, that is a slippery slope. You have to trick them and move them across state lines. That's trafficking. You can prove it was a nasty trick.

• 35:25Speaker 00

  What percentage of consensual sex do you think is trick?

• 35:29Matt McCusker?

  Like ninety-five.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  I would say, yeah.

• 35:31Matt McCusker?

  I would say ninety, at least initially.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Dude, me and my, we've been together for twenty-five years. Still to this day, I feel like I have to trick her to have sex.

• 35:38Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 35:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:39Matt McCusker?

  What's the number one trick? What would you, what'd you say like you do?

• 35:42Speaker 00

  He paints a big tunnel on the wall and she runs in.

• 35:47Speaker 00

  She gets a gigantic cartoon bump on her head and then he has sex with her.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  Put like bird seed down on a plate.

• 35:54Matt McCusker?

  I, I've learned that I have like one, I was like talking to my wife about this yesterday. We went for a nice walk and, uh, we were just talking about her monthly cycle and, uh, you know. Yes. And she was explaining to me, she's like, yeah, I'm like, fuck the week before my period. The week during, I'm like, whatever. The week after, I'm like furious. And then I have, and I'm like, so you have three bad weeks out of the month. She's like, yeah, but then I'm really horny on that fourth week. I'm like, yeah, it's so sick.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's go.

• 36:17Matt McCusker?

  And we have like, we have just like one glorious week per month. That's so tight, dude.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm mostly like.

• 36:22Matt McCusker?

  So juicy for me and nice to me.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  Most of my trickery like involves trying to make her think that I'm not constantly thinking about banging.

• 36:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 36:31Speaker 00

  Banging, nice.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  And then, and then she can eventually, she's like, he's been good.

• 36:35Matt McCusker?

  My, yeah, true. It, it builds up. My thing is, um, I'll be like, I don't even want to have sex. I just want to like feel our, your body. You know, let's just cuddle for a while naked. And then you go, ooh, what's that?

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Ooh. Skin to skin?

• 36:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  I'm a big skin to skin.

• 36:47Matt McCusker?

  Skin to skin and then naturally you're like, mm.

• 36:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, that's a large, a large part of my do be his tactics, skin to skin.

• 36:53Matt McCusker?

  Let's just kiss. I just want to kiss you so bad.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Man, can I just like nestle my face on your face? That's all I want to do.

• 36:59Matt McCusker?

  But I think, I think the rules don't apply to wives. Like you can, your wife can be just like blacked out drunk and it's like, any judge would be like, take what's yours, sir.

• 37:08Matt McCusker?

  It's your property, sir.

• 37:10Speaker 00

  I don't, I think they made some progress on that during the midteen movement. I think there was a lot of like.

• 37:14Matt McCusker?

  Not for wives, just for students.

• 37:15Speaker 00

  I think.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  Dude, if your wife's drunk.

• 37:21Matt McCusker?

  That's the universe. That's just the universe, bro.

• 37:23Speaker 00

  I've been seeing a healthy number of like, am I the asshole on Reddit? Or it's like, I accuse my husband of sexual assault because he, he took me when I was blacked out or something like that.

• 37:31Matt McCusker?

  But usually the woman comes home hammered and is like, mm, I don't know. It's like, you're not going to be like, get off me, drunk bitch. You're going to be like. All right, I'll have sex.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  Stop sucking my dick.

• 37:39Matt McCusker?

  Fine, I guess I'll have sex with you right now.

• 37:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:41Matt McCusker?

  While your, you know, your inhibitions are lowered and I can touch your butt.

• 37:46Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, there shouldn't, she's like passed out. Don't be a pig.

• 37:49Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 37:49Matt McCusker?

  You can, you know.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Let her rest, man. She had a long day.

• 37:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, a long day. Let her rest and then guilt her in the morning and be like, we're supposed to have sex.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  Kind of let me hang in last night.

• 37:56Matt McCusker?

  Someone was too drunk. It is, I, I, dude, I don't like when women are drunk, to be honest.

• 38:02Speaker 02

  No, not at all. You don't like their behavior?

• 38:05Matt McCusker?

  I just don't like it, man. I don't like it. My, my grandfather was right. He told me when I was a young man, he says, nothing worse than a drunk woman. I tend to agree. I tend to agree. It's a fucking liability. They're a hazard.

• 38:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:15Matt McCusker?

  A drunk woman is a genuinely a hazard.

• 38:17Speaker 02

  They're out of control. They already have to be monitored at all times. Like, I feel like, I feel like most women should walk around wearing a helmet at all times.

• 38:24Matt McCusker?

  Women helmets would be nice.

• 38:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, it'd be pretty sick.

• 38:26Matt McCusker?

  Women helmets, just a general padding. They step on, ow!

• 38:29Speaker 02

  They bump their heads so much.

• 38:32Matt McCusker?

  Ow! Yeah, true. They get hurt.

• 38:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, they get hurt.

• 38:35Matt McCusker?

  Get hurt.

• 38:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're constantly bumping their heads.

• 38:37Speaker 00

  Stop them from walking off of cliffs and shit.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  They're like building structures around them as they walk through life.

• 38:43Matt McCusker?

  Nothing worse, dude.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  You're like Mr. Magoo, like floating around trying to keep Mr. Magoo safe.

• 38:48Matt McCusker?

  I have such a low tolerance. It's something I'm working on. I have such a low tolerance for the alchies. Like, if my wife, like, bumps her, like, her knee, it's like, oh! I'm sitting there like, you're fine, you're all right, get up, come on, you're fine. I don't know why, it makes me so mad. I'm like, that's not that bad.

• 39:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, why don't you try paying attention to where you're going sometimes? It's ridiculous.

• 39:05Speaker 00

  You know what really sets me off is if I, if I banging into something really loud, like, I'll hit my head on, like, a ceiling fan or something, and...

• 39:14Speaker 02

  Never had that problem.

• 39:16Speaker 00

  What I, yeah. I have some low ceiling fans. That was a bad example, but I'll bonk, right? And then I'll, I get a really sick feeling in my stomach because I know she's going to, without coming to me, she's gonna go, "Are you okay?" And that makes, that makes me madder than anything else in my marriage.

• 39:33Speaker 00

  And so now the joke around the house is if, like, if I stub my toe or something, everyone takes a deep breath and goes, "I'm fucking fine!"

• 39:45Speaker 00

  It's the worst. Are you okay? Shut the fuck up. My shit is throbbing right now.

• 39:51Matt McCusker?

  Oh, what happened?

• 39:53Speaker 00

  Nothing.

• 39:53Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 39:54Speaker 02

  Although, to be fair.

• 39:56Matt McCusker?

  Pisses me the fuck off, dude.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  Almost anything that is like low enough for Butterly to hit his head on, he will make contact with that at some point.

• 40:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 40:04Matt McCusker?

  It's coming for you.

• 40:04Speaker 00

  I have very poor vision and enormous head and slightly above average height, dude. It was a recipe for disaster.

• 40:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it does suck. Stabbing your toe.

• 40:16Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, okay. Fuck off.

• 40:18Matt McCusker?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 40:19Speaker 00

  Am I okay? Yeah, I'm okay.

• 40:21Matt McCusker?

  My wife's a big, let me see it. Let me see it. I'm like, no. No, let me. No, fucking don't touch me. Get off me. Let me, let me just see it. I gotta see it. I'm like, no. And without fail, she'll tweak whatever it is. And I'm like, that fucking hurts. Why did you do that?

• 40:35Speaker 02

  It's not a dial. Get off of it. It doesn't need peroxide. Stop.

• 40:40Matt McCusker?

  Chaps my ass. They need ice. Don't need fucking ice.

• 40:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't know if I ever used Neosporin before my wife started healing me.

• 40:49Matt McCusker?

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• 41:32Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that sounds so good. I've recently been toying with nicotine. And I do the, you know, the one milligram coffee stack, obviously, but. That's cool. You know, nicotine's nice. I personally, I don't find it personally. Wow, wow. You know, I know I'm going against the science. I just, whatever. I kinda could take it or leave it, but you know, do you? Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to lucy.co/drench and use promo code Drench to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Again, that's lucy.co and use code Drench to get 20% off. And here comes the fine print. Lucy products are only for adults of legal age and every order is age verified. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Hey, what's up Shane? How you doing dude?

• 42:17Matt McCusker?

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• 42:59Matt McCusker?

  across any sport, pick more or less on their projection, and you could win up to 1,000 times your money dude. So. That's, that's all I wanna do. That's exactly dude. I mean, what the fuck am I doing with my one time of my money? I can times it by a thousand. Thousand. If I'd only get my fucking act together and start getting in on real money sports action. Yeah. It's the simplest way to win money in over 30 states, including California, Texas, and Georgia. Join now this holiday season because PrizePix is giving away two free picks in December, and we're giving away 20-plus million dollars in rewards during the annual Holy cow. Pickmas event dude. And I can't emphasize enough how easy it is to play. Let me, let me, let me break it down for you Shane. Let me just, let me just.

• 43:42Matt McCusker?

  Please, how do you play? Cause I'm looking forward to the Pickmas. The Pickmas is spectacular. Let me break this down Shane. You know about the NBA and NFL, right?

• 43:50Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 43:51Matt McCusker?

  So we got NBA and NFL on Christmas Day again. So let's make some picks for the games on that day. I like Anthony Edwards to score more than 26 points on Christmas Day in his match against the Mavs. I don't know if you know about that. But I mean, Luca and those guys, they swept them last year.

• 44:08Speaker 04

  Did they?

• 44:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they they fucking swept them last year. So you know, he's gonna want to show up.

• 44:13Speaker 04

  He's gonna be hungry.

• 44:14Matt McCusker?

  He's gonna be hungry. He's gonna show up with the spotlight.

• 44:16Speaker 04

  He's hungry. He's gonna let some fucking white boy fuck up his Christmas.

• 44:20Matt McCusker?

  Exactly, dude. That's bullshit. He's he's gonna want the spotlight on him. But I mean, dude, the football games are pretty good, too.

• 44:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, Chiefs Steelers. I'm excited about that.

• 44:30Matt McCusker?

  I like the Steelers defense to shut down Patrick Mahomes.

• 44:33Speaker 04

  I, you know what, Matt? On, I don't know. I was gonna say that. I was gonna, that was gonna be my pick as well, but.

• 44:39Matt McCusker?

  Picking less on his projected 239 passing yards on 239.

• 44:43Speaker 04

  Thirty-nine?

• 44:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  But it is Christmas. The boy might have to put on a show for us.

• 44:50Matt McCusker?

  I know, I know.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  Although they haven't been able to protect him very well, and hopefully a healthy TJ Watt gets home. I'm gonna go, uh, less.

• 45:00Matt McCusker?

  You're gonna go less?

• 45:01Speaker 04

  Patrick Mahomes passing yards. How about, uh?

• 45:03Matt McCusker?

  Two thirty-nine.

• 45:04Speaker 04

  Do they have, uh? What's his name's, uh, Travis Kelsey's numbers?

• 45:09Matt McCusker?

  No, they don't have Kels up here. I think, uh, no, they don't have any Kels. What do you think about?

• 45:15Speaker 04

  Less on Mahomes. I don't know. I have to see what the number is, cuz I couldn't even, couldn't even guess. I would imagine it's Christmas and T. Swift's gonna be there and he's gonna wanna put it, you know, he's gonna put on a show for his baby.

• 45:29Matt McCusker?

  For T. Swift. That's gonna pump you up if everyone's just slamming your mega famous girlfriend. You're like, I'll fucking show you.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll show you with a touchdown.

• 45:36Matt McCusker?

  Run a tight fucking post. Fuck you.

• 45:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, spike the ball.

• 45:42Matt McCusker?

  Uh, so yeah, I think that's a good, I I I do value this conversation. I think it's a good idea and you can combine it to six. You can buy up to six points, dude.

• 45:54Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you can combine up to six picks, dude. This is the thing I really wanted to see you down and talk.

• 45:58Speaker 04

  We're taking apart the podium, but I'm getting back. It's not like I'm.

• 46:03Matt McCusker?

  It'll never die, dude. It'll just move and go.

• 46:05Speaker 04

  Podium's sick. No, I'll get in there.

• 46:07Matt McCusker?

  You gotta get the headset on. Dude, dude, I mean, look, we talked about Patrick Mahomes. I think that's incredible take, by the way. And you can combine up to six picks to create your lineup. So you can win up to 1,000 times your money.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  And that's, that's all I'm talking about.

• 46:23Matt McCusker?

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• 46:52Speaker 04

  What?

• 46:53Matt McCusker?

  It's guaranteed. No, you don't have to. They're just giving it away. Prize picks America's number one daily fantasy sports app. I mean, must be present in certain states with prizepicks.com for sure.

• 47:03Speaker 04

  And they're just giving everyone 50 bucks?

• 47:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude. They don't want to give you 50 bucks.

• 47:08Speaker 04

  That's nice.

• 47:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's just fucking, this is what Christmas is all about.

• 47:12Speaker 04

  What episode is this going in?

• 47:14Matt McCusker?

  Uh, one, it was me sitting in butterly. So I'm gonna, we're gonna toss.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  All right, nice. Little stony dads?

• 47:19Matt McCusker?

  Little stony dads, yeah.

• 47:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:21Matt McCusker?

  So yeah, we're gonna toss it in.

• 47:23Speaker 04

  Man, you can probably just keep it rolling.

• 47:25Matt McCusker?

  We could just fuck it. We could just.

• 47:26Speaker 04

  What are you doing?

• 47:28Matt McCusker?

  I just got in. I got in from getting my motherfucking massage.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, you just got your glands sucked.

• 47:34Matt McCusker?

  No, I wouldn't put it that way. I got my, I got my.

• 47:38Speaker 04

  But is it a guy or a girl?

• 47:40Matt McCusker?

  It's a girl. Happens to be. If it were a guy, I didn't care. I was like, look, I'll take.

• 47:43Speaker 04

  You wouldn't care if it was a guy?

• 47:45Matt McCusker?

  No, I, dude, I, it would have.

• 47:47Speaker 04

  Fuck that.

• 47:48Matt McCusker?

  If it was a guy, I'm not, I'm obviously, I'm, I'm capping right now. If it was a guy, I wouldn't, I can't get.

• 47:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, that would suck.

• 47:54Matt McCusker?

  I mean, cause your lymph nodes, you have one right on your hip. If I were to, I don't need to like demonstrate, but it's like.

• 47:59Speaker 04

  I mean, hip is, man.

• 48:01Matt McCusker?

  I'm right there. So it's like, yeah, look, it's just my body. I didn't put my lymph.

• 48:06Speaker 04

  You've got tubes there.

• 48:07Matt McCusker?

  You do. You do have some.

• 48:13Matt McCusker?

  Dude, here, I want to give you something I do want to, I actually wanted to bring to your attention. I have an idea for a live show. I'm going to try to do it at the Creaking Cave and I want to see what you think about this. Where I, so it's just like a, I wear the headset onstage, walk around. And I would let the audience step up to the crowd to a microphone to ask questions and I, it's a simple Q and A. But during the Q and A, I got to bust out a thousand pushups. So while people are asking questions, I'm just ripping pushups and then I pop up and I'm like.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  You do a thousand in an hour?

• 48:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, in an hour.

• 48:45Speaker 04

  Can you rip a thousand in an hour?

• 48:46Matt McCusker?

  I'd have to prepare myself for that. But I do like the idea.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  That'd be really hard.

• 48:50Matt McCusker?

  Having people ask questions and just ripping pushups onstage with a headset and then as they finish their questioning, I can pop up and just be like, I'm glad you asked and then answer the question to the live audience.

• 49:00Speaker 04

  Bro, that's so hard.

• 49:01Matt McCusker?

  I, I'd start preparing myself for it. But I mean, it's really, you know, it's a hundred, 10 times in an hour. So I.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's really hard.

• 49:11Matt McCusker?

  If I practice, I think I could bust it out.

• 49:13Speaker 04

  How many do you think you can get now in an hour?

• 49:15Matt McCusker?

  Not, not a lot right now. I'm pretty weak, but I could start doing modifieds onstage. If I started doing modifieds, they'd count.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  It's better if you're not prepared. It's significantly better if you end up getting like 48 pushups in an hour.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  Totally guessed.

• 49:32Matt McCusker?

  The thought of just like doing physical exercises in front of a live audience while people ask you questions is me, I don't know why it makes me laugh.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  It is very funny. So you're thinking like a Ben Shapiro owning kids.

• 49:43Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 49:44Speaker 04

  You doing pushups.

• 49:46Matt McCusker?

  It would just be a free form Q and A. So there's no, nothing, no thing driving it where I don't want to argue. I don't want to fight and fuss with people. It would just be, they could ask whatever question they want. Bring up any.

• 49:54Speaker 04

  I think you're going to want to direct it. You're going to want to find some topics.

• 49:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you think so?

• 49:58Speaker 04

  Cause if it's just fucking Q and A, they're going to be like, how do you come up with your material? Although that's funny if you're doing a pushup.

• 50:05Matt McCusker?

  That's, that actually, you know what? You're totally right. Cause I, I did a Jeremiah walking standup on the spot recently and people would just be like, tires, talk about.

• 50:16Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 50:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I would just be doing pushups, people going Shane, I'd be like, yeah, dude.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:23Matt McCusker?

  Fuck, yeah.

• 50:24Speaker 04

  Coming back, dude. There's there's babies, dude. I'm coming back.

• 50:28Matt McCusker?

  The babies are falling. I think the babies are falling off.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, the babies, there's still, there's a couple of babies. I got on Twitter and a guy was, he was being a baby.

• 50:37Matt McCusker?

  Don't go on X, dude. I was, I I get depressed every time I go on, like instantly, instant depression every time I go on.

• 50:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, I go on X and I've been trying to find out about the drones and there's nothing, you can't find out anything.

• 50:49Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I I tried to do that. I was like, yep, I'm on the news. I'm watching the news. This is all I'm doing. And I just scroll. I did the death scroll on X. And it's like, dude, you feel like schizophrenic when you get off.

• 50:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, I watched, I watched a bunch of Muslims guys stone a guy to death. It was fucking horrific.

• 51:04Matt McCusker?

  My, my algorithm is like secrets, women don't tell men, and I read those threads nonstop.

• 51:10Speaker 04

  I don't like that. I don't like that. There's the babes have babes have found their way back into my algorithm. I don't know what happened.

• 51:18Matt McCusker?

  Babes are back?

• 51:19Speaker 04

  Babes are back on the menu, dude.

• 51:23Matt McCusker?

  I get those and I get like, there's new accounts that take like Andrew Tate type teachings, but it's like, they pretend it's from a hot lady. And it's like a weird kind of digital fandom. You can get, you can get like red pilled through like a fake hot lady being like, never eat a woman out. Women never respect you if you do that. There's, they must submit. It's pretty sick.

• 51:43Speaker 04

  It's from a hot lady saying that?

• 51:45Matt McCusker?

  I could just be an Indian guy, but it is a, it's the pictures are hot ladies. That's all you need.

• 51:50Speaker 04

  Sometimes you need an Indian guy, you know what I mean? Sometimes there's things an Indian guy that can do that, you know?

• 51:57Matt McCusker?

  True. This is true.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  Nobody can work my spot like a fucking Indian guy on the internet.

• 52:02Matt McCusker?

  I'm telling you, I got an Indian guy all like deep in my head right now, just pretending to be a girl, just telling me all the stuff I gotta do to maintain frame. And I'm like telling myself it's from like a hot lady telling me this. And I'm just like.

• 52:12Speaker 04

  How are you, what do, do you know what else you have to do to maintain frame other than not eat, not go down on them?

• 52:17Matt McCusker?

  Never eat the.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  On India, that's no offense to them. That's gotta be a pretty fucking easy rule to follow.

• 52:24Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 52:24Speaker 04

  Not a lot of oral going on over there.

• 52:27Matt McCusker?

  I doubt, yeah, I doubt. Although, dude, I don't know, man. If you put me in the swirl of that, dude, I mean, just those vibrant, just vibrant spices and stuff, I could like get.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, you get used to it.

• 52:36Matt McCusker?

  I get, I could just get totally lost in the dizzying aromas.

• 52:39Speaker 04

  Speaking of dizzying aromas, I got, I got, it's easy to be, you know, xenophobic when you get in an Uber and it smells. But I can fight through that. I'm like, all right, whatever. It smells weird. That's fine. I got in a fat Uber. Stink dude.

• 52:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Did they complain the whole time? Did they complain or?

• 52:59Speaker 04

  No, I was, I was so close to complain. It was a battle of fats complaining. I got in the backseat and just.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  I didn't say anything, but I was close to putting the window down, which would have been, I feel like too mean.

• 53:13Speaker 04

  Twenty degrees outside.

• 53:15Matt McCusker?

  It would have been warranted to be like, dude, you fucking, you kind of, you're stinking.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Smelled terrible.

• 53:20Matt McCusker?

  It is nice though, because if I get a fat Uber driver, it's easy to tip them in. I, I, I just, I don't know. I, I like to get them kind of complaining a little bit. So all you gotta do is like, oh, fuck is that guy? And they'll just start a fat complaints. Try like a fucking.

• 53:35Speaker 04

  Fat complaining.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  They are quick to hit the complain button.

• 53:41Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'd be complaining. If, I mean, for real, if you're carrying all that extra stress on your joints, it's like.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:46Matt McCusker?

  That's like a serious form of just kind of like, uh, stress reduction. You just gotta start to complain and be like, fucking.

• 53:51Speaker 04

  Yeah. And then driving, driving Uber is tough. And then.

• 53:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 53:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:55Matt McCusker?

  Cause you're only getting fatter every day.

• 53:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:58Matt McCusker?

  So you're just kind of.

• 53:59Speaker 04

  But anyway, guy smelled. The fat smell destroys American fat smell. Uh, we gotta stop complaining about Indians smelling.

• 54:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 54:09Speaker 04

  They have nothing on our American fats.

• 54:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. American fat has like a chemical component to it. It's like, it's no, there's no.

• 54:16Speaker 04

  It was like vaginal. It's so bad, dude.

• 54:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. It's like fish.

• 54:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. Anyway, what else is going on?

• 54:26Matt McCusker?

  Not much, dude. Just fucking, uh.

• 54:28Speaker 04

  It's all I have to report. I got an Uber with a fat guy.

• 54:31Matt McCusker?

  That's good. A stinky fat, fat smell for real is I, I would do, I, I would do the streets of Calcutta any day over like a hard, even like a vague fat smell that I'm like, is that, I don't know. I think it was going.

• 54:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:46Speaker 04

  I've been looking for the drones. I've accused my eyes peeled out here.

• 54:49Matt McCusker?

  Talked to an alien guy.

• 54:52Speaker 04

  How'd it go?

• 54:53Matt McCusker?

  Sick, dude. I, I, it was a pure happenstance. I was like, yeah, I'll talk to an alien guy, James Foxx. Dude, he, he did like, he was actually a big time alien guy. I didn't know he was like, he did like multi, ton of documentaries he sold to like different networks. Fucking blew my mind, dude. He was talking about, you know about Camp Penis in Brazil?

• 55:10Speaker 04

  Camp Penis?

• 55:13Matt McCusker?

  It's Camp Pena's in Brazil. I swear to God.

• 55:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, Penis is in Brazil.

• 55:19Matt McCusker?

  It's a, or something like Brazil. And dude, it was, he was talking, he was talking about the UAPs and he just hit the fucking Camp Pena. So I was like, hold up, bro. What?

• 55:33Speaker 04

  Is my banias.

• 55:35Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, he was a man. People fucking grabbed the, this like alien craft crashed in Brazil and this guy tried to touch the alien to like bring him down. And two people who touched the aliens died, according to James Fox. I'm told, I mean, he got, I was, I went in UAP totally agnostic and now I totally believe, dude. The truth is definitely out there somewhere.

• 55:55Speaker 04

  The truth is out there.

• 55:56Matt McCusker?

  So, yeah, the UAPs are having a moment right now. That's what I'm all about. Just people having moments. La Mer is having a moment right now.

• 56:03Speaker 04

  Why would La Mer do?

• 56:04Matt McCusker?

  He did KT. La Mer did KT. And it went, uh, only two weeks ago.

• 56:11Speaker 04

  Is it on air? Is it on YouTube? I mean?

• 56:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's on YouTube and the dude, dude, a guy went on there with, just his hair was so fucked up. It was, uh, it was funny. He was doing the straight like grade school comb down, but he was losing it. So it was just like lines that he then took like some sort of marker mascara to like, cover the, dude, and he was like, he walked out and people literally laughed. It was a, a mothership full of people laughed on sight. Still had no idea. He's no clue. He's just like, uh, okay, cool. And he starts doing his jokes. And, uh, and then we just started, you know, we're just like fucking with him. And then Tony convinced him to shave his head. So he actually shaved his head in between the things. And he looked great. He came out. It was like a really nice moment.

• 56:55Matt McCusker?

  For like, you know, that, like, you're on that show, just dudes, it's just guys getting like just beaten down. It kind of wears on you.

• 57:01Speaker 04

  That guy got fucking Queer Eye.

• 57:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, he got.

• 57:06Speaker 04

  He fully got Queer Eye on Kill Tony.

• 57:10Speaker 04

  You'd look so much better like this.

• 57:14Matt McCusker?

  He totally did. And it was dude, it was like totally, it was, I, I, you know, I'm like, okay, I can't really see it. Obviously, because I'm straight as hell, but it's like, he was so right. He was so right. And it was like, nice moment where I think he like changed this guy's life. And then the dude, he was like, yeah, come back in a month. We'll check back in with you. The dude signed up for the very next week. So you know, those episodes don't air right away. So he comes out, gets in the bucket pool, which, you know, it was just, everyone's like, I was rigged, but it's like, why would he pick that guy twice? Cause it didn't, it didn't air. So no one knew what this guy was talking about. So he was just like, by the way, too, after he was on Kill Tony, he changes his Instagram to like, whatever his name is on Kill Tony. So it's like, it's just like his whole life now. He comes out on Kill Tony the next week,

• 57:58Matt McCusker?

  beating like one to 300 odds. And just is like talking about his shaved head and the whole crowd's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Cause he's not really funny at all. He just completely blew it.

• 58:13Speaker 04

  Well, Lemisi was holding it down. He did good.

• 58:15Matt McCusker?

  Lemisi's having a moment, dude. He did that. Uh, he was on stand up on the spot. Lemisi is totally having a moment right now.

• 58:21Speaker 04

  Good.

• 58:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 58:22Speaker 04

  It's good to hear. He better hurry up because he's got to move out. I get home.

• 58:27Matt McCusker?

  You gotta put the boulder behind him, dude.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's coming. It's calling soon.

• 58:34Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, I gotta do a bar.

• 58:35Speaker 04

  Yeah. So Billy broke his leg. What'd you say?

• 58:38Matt McCusker?

  I gotta do a bar crawl tonight. Billy broke his leg skateboarding, not my fault. Um, so, yeah, dude.

• 58:45Speaker 04

  Bar crawl's gonna be sick. I'm a little jealous.

• 58:47Matt McCusker?

  Bar crawl will be sick. I, my plans, eat a weed gummy to slow myself down, but we'll see.

• 58:52Speaker 04

  I'm here by my, myself in this haunted fucking house.

• 58:55Matt McCusker?

  You're by your lonesome.

• 58:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, my lady went home for a couple of days. I'm just here in this fucking spooky ass house, dude.

• 59:03Matt McCusker?

  Yikes.

• 59:04Speaker 04

  May I? I'm afraid the entire time I'm here.

• 59:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, I was scared.

• 59:08Speaker 04

  The whole time. I'm so scared the entire.

• 59:10Matt McCusker?

  He told me it was fucking like other roommates haunted. I was fucked up until you like.

• 59:14Speaker 04

  It's so scary.

• 59:15Matt McCusker?

  It's an old house.

• 59:17Speaker 04

  I look outside. There's the front porch is right here. So you could just walk. Somebody walks. I think I see people the entire time. I'm looking out my window.

• 59:26Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you might have the sixth sense.

• 59:29Speaker 04

  The only cure is brewskis. The only cure is a couple brewskis. I'm like, fuck it. Ghosts are real. Fuck.

• 59:36Matt McCusker?

  You're like an old farmer on his plot.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  It's so scary.

• 59:41Matt McCusker?

  I don't fuck with old houses. I don't like them, man. They freaked me out. I don't like old houses. I'm like.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  I like them when someone else is here.

• 59:48Matt McCusker?

  True. That's yeah, that's kind of nice.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  And by itself, it gets very spooky.

• 59:52Matt McCusker?

  Until they get gripped by their ankles and ripped out of bed. You're like, dude, you gotta go. You're a.

• 59:56Speaker 04

  Don't joke about that, dude.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  Call Blitz. I'm gonna have Blitz sleepover again.

• 1:00:02Matt McCusker?

  That'd actually be a funny sketch to have paranormal activity, but the dude's too big and the ghost can't budge him. He's like.

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  Since he doesn't even wake up.

• 1:00:11Matt McCusker?

  He just farts in his sleep and the ghost.

• 1:00:19Speaker 04

  And the laundry, the laundry's in the basement in the fucking.

• 1:00:23Matt McCusker?

  Forget it.

• 1:00:23Speaker 04

  Original basement. It's so scary.

• 1:00:26Matt McCusker?

  Forget it, dude. I don't have a basement in my house now. I don't have a lot of, I guess, in Austin, they don't dig down for.

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, they don't have basements.

• 1:00:33Matt McCusker?

  But my garage has become the basement. I gotta at the end of the night, check if the garage door shut.

• 1:00:38Speaker 04

  Scared out there.

• 1:00:39Matt McCusker?

  I get scared looking into my garage.

• 1:00:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's scary.

• 1:00:43Matt McCusker?

  There's definitely a guy fucking. He's been waiting in here the whole time. And I open the garage and it's like, you know, you just see stuff in the dark, but I hear you, bro.

• 1:00:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I took a, took a shower last night. Was terrified the entire time.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  Thought I heard stuff like six different times thought I heard something. Dude, I'll just be sitting here playing Xbox and pause the game and go.

• 1:01:05Speaker 04

  All right. Back to playing.

• 1:01:09Speaker 04

  I gotta, I gotta get back to Austin. I'm, I'm ready.

• 1:01:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'll be sick, man. That's a, it'd be right in time for the chilly weather right into the warm.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  That's fine with me.

• 1:01:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm excited.

• 1:01:19Speaker 04

  It's, it's, yeah.

• 1:01:21Matt McCusker?

  Excited to have you back.

• 1:01:22Speaker 04

  At the driving range with Gerbys and O'Connor today.

• 1:01:25Matt McCusker?

  How was that?

• 1:01:25Speaker 04

  Golf balls. It was nice.

• 1:01:27Matt McCusker?

  That is nice.

• 1:01:27Speaker 04

  Gerbys is a, is a golfer. It's very fun.

• 1:01:30Matt McCusker?

  He's good. He's a, he's a bagger.

• 1:01:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's good. He is bagger man. He's helping Chris.

• 1:01:35Matt McCusker?

  Was he really?

• 1:01:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, Chris is, Chris is just naturally good at it. Chris is dumbass and like TJ Maxx and bought like a golf outfit to go to the driving range.

• 1:01:46Matt McCusker?

  Why?

• 1:01:47Speaker 04

  He's wearing a fucking glove.

• 1:01:49Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  He bought a golf glove.

• 1:01:51Matt McCusker?

  He's got glove money now, dude.

• 1:01:53Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 1:01:54Matt McCusker?

  Glove money.

• 1:01:55Speaker 04

  Season two money came in.

• 1:01:57Matt McCusker?

  That does. I, I see him as a drop, a glove guy though. That's, that's okay. That suits O'Connor. Driving gloves.

• 1:02:02Speaker 04

  Pops collar, fucking fleece. I was wearing this. I was wearing an Eagles hoodie and, and fucking sweatpants.

• 1:02:10Matt McCusker?

  O'Connor, he, he decided to really just kind of get into his whiteness today.

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's not hard. It's not hard to get him in there.

• 1:02:17Matt McCusker?

  He's a New Englander dude. You know what I mean? Just three quarter zip golf glove.

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  And Durbin's fucking country clubs right across from like a horse. Like an equestrian fucking thing. So there's horses outside and it was very white. It was a very white thing.

• 1:02:31Matt McCusker?

  You gotta join the equestrian club and just menace him on the horse while he golfs.

• 1:02:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  Try the horse.

• 1:02:40Matt McCusker?

  Just booting it, he had his shirt off and just be like, Kirby, come on.

• 1:02:45Speaker 04

  Don't miss. Yeah, watching Gerbys be actually good at golf pissed me off.

• 1:02:50Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you get, if you just got to gallop by him on a fence like, whoo.

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  Move peasant.

• 1:03:00Speaker 04

  I like to make fun of those country clubs, the poor country clubs. He's like, do you want to go to my course or the other course? I'm like, I would never go to your course, dude. It's for poor people.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  She's actually pretty nice.

• 1:03:14Matt McCusker?

  It's so, yeah, but it's so funny to tell someone they belong to a poor country club. So bad. It's like, oh, that one is kind of a poor country.

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a poor people country club.

• 1:03:28Speaker 04

  He's like, it's the only one that let Jews in for a while.

• 1:03:34Matt McCusker?

  Oh, that's so.

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  It's great.

• 1:03:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's.

• 1:03:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, man.

• 1:03:37Matt McCusker?

  Fuck yeah, dude.

• 1:03:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm excited. I'm truly excited to get back down there.

• 1:03:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, enjoy, dude, enjoy the holidays and, you know, I'll be excited to have my fucking.

• 1:03:46Speaker 04

  I'm back to doing nothing. Like, we finished, yesterday was the first day without doing tires. And it was like. Yeah, I just woke up, I jacked off.

• 1:03:57Matt McCusker?

  So.

• 1:03:58Speaker 04

  My girlfriend wasn't here, just jacked off.

• 1:04:00Matt McCusker?

  You needed that, dude. You needed a mo-, you needed a moment.

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  It was great.

• 1:04:04Matt McCusker?

  Just finish.

• 1:04:04Speaker 04

  I haven't been able to treat myself in so long. I'm so fucking sick, dude.

• 1:04:08Matt McCusker?

  It's crazy when you take time off and you're like, blow your mind. You're like, dude.

• 1:04:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, yo, porn rules. I haven't seen it in so long. Porn's so good, dude.

• 1:04:21Matt McCusker?

  If you take time off, it for real like blows you. You get like seventh grade brain on porn. If you like, just really take time off, you're like, oh shit.

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was a nice street.

• 1:04:32Matt McCusker?

  I think that lady's having an orgasm. Oh.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's pretty cool.

• 1:04:37Matt McCusker?

  Shit rules.

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  So I got Dak on for me.

• 1:04:39Matt McCusker?

  Nice, man.

• 1:04:40Speaker 04

  Um, other than that, dude, the big deal, the big deal for me is Friday, heading out to Notre Dame.

• 1:04:45Matt McCusker?

  Dude, so I'm gonna be sick.

• 1:04:47Speaker 04

  And I'll have a guest with me.

• 1:04:50Matt McCusker?

  Be, uh, that'll be awesome. I'm excited. I'll be there.

• 1:04:52Speaker 04

  We have a good, we have a good squad going.

• 1:04:54Matt McCusker?

  I know. I think I'll be there at 4P.

• 1:04:57Speaker 04

  Okay, sick. Yeah, I might, I might already be over there, so.

• 1:05:01Matt McCusker?

  Sick.

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  Um, yeah, I'm excited about it. It's it's gonna be Notre Dame better not fucking lose to Indiana, dude.

• 1:05:09Matt McCusker?

  Oh, either way, I'm gonna have my long undies on because it's gonna be seventeen degrees.

• 1:05:13Speaker 04

  It's gonna be so cold.

• 1:05:14Matt McCusker?

  Definitely long undies and you know, I'm excited, bro. I can't wait. Be fun.

• 1:05:18Speaker 04

  It is gonna be really cool. And then, uh, the problem is if they win, that means, I mean, I gotta go to the Sugar Bowl, dude.

• 1:05:24Matt McCusker?

  You'd have.

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  They win, I gotta head down to New Orleans to watch the take on the Bulldogs.

• 1:05:28Matt McCusker?

  You have. That would be actually sick as fuck.

• 1:05:30Speaker 04

  Georgia Bulldogs?

• 1:05:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:33Speaker 04

  If they win, you might be good luck. You might be spending New Year's Day in NOLA.

• 1:05:40Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 1:05:41Speaker 04

  All right, I'll let you go.

• 1:05:43Matt McCusker?

  All right, bro.

• 1:05:44Speaker 04

  Good talking to you, man.

• 1:05:45Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna go get some dinner and, uh, dude, it was great talking to you and I'll have back my, you know, I'll have to, I'll be able to stop meeting people, which, you know, not my favorite thing to do in the world. I've had to meet people all month. Not the best of that, but, uh.

• 1:05:56Speaker 04

  Twenty twenty five, we're back.

• 1:05:58Matt McCusker?

  It's just fucking.

• 1:06:01Speaker 04

  Can we put out like a best of one year this past?

• 1:06:06Speaker 04

  Pieces of shit.

• 1:06:10Matt McCusker?

  No, we're, we're good. We're covered. We're good till the new year, dude. Then we'll just fucking rip.

• 1:06:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm excited. I'm, I'm super excited to get back to work with you in a professional manner.

• 1:06:19Matt McCusker?

  Exactly. And dude, let's, let's.

• 1:06:20Speaker 04

  That's all I think about now.

• 1:06:21Matt McCusker?

  Let's just put out the best of again for this year, like the old one.

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, put out, well, I don't know.

• 1:06:27Matt McCusker?

  Second.

• 1:06:30Speaker 04

  Back then might not be, they might not hold up.

• 1:06:35Matt McCusker?

  True, true, true, true, true.

• 1:06:37Speaker 04

  Um, no, I'm glad to hear LaMaire's doing well. Gardini's in a diaper. Nate's doing well.

• 1:06:42Matt McCusker?

  Yep.

• 1:06:42Speaker 04

  Everybody's doing good.

• 1:06:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Gardini's his, his heinies messed up, but I think he'll get through it, so.

• 1:06:47Speaker 04

  He'll be all right. It's good he took care of it. I would have ignored whatever that problem was.

• 1:06:51Matt McCusker?

  Dude.

• 1:06:52Speaker 04

  Did he, he got a cyst on his ass?

• 1:06:54Matt McCusker?

  It's something like that. Yeah, it's something bad.

• 1:06:56Speaker 04

  LaMaire just had one of those.

• 1:06:58Matt McCusker?

  I had two. I've had them before too, but.

• 1:07:00Speaker 04

  Everyone's getting cysts.

• 1:07:01Matt McCusker?

  I didn't have, I, I didn't have one for a while. I've, I've cleaned up my.

• 1:07:04Speaker 04

  LaMaire's burst in a fucking urgent care and he said it smelled.

• 1:07:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's a wake up call. You and LaMaire's assholes are up to the same thing. You gotta start switching it up, dude.

• 1:07:14Speaker 04

  Figure something out.

• 1:07:17Matt McCusker?

  All right, bro.

• 1:07:20Speaker 04

  I'll see you, bro. Thank you, PrizePix.

• 1:07:22Matt McCusker?

  PrizePix, thank you. Later, bro.

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  Goodbye. Let's get back to stoned ads.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  You know, you're not actually supposed to use ice on injuries.

• 1:07:30Matt McCusker?

  Who said that?

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  Like, the guy that came up with the ice injury theory, it was like, like, rest, ice, you know, R I C E, whatever that, he recently came out and was like, I was wrong about that.

• 1:07:40Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  The inflammation that you get when you get an injury is actually your body, like, like, the platelets are rushing to heal that injury.

• 1:07:47Matt McCusker?

  You slow down.

• 1:07:48Speaker 02

  Yeah. So you don't wanna, you shouldn't be icing. And then people were like, fuck that dog, we're icing, we, you know, we've been doing this and it works. And he's like, all right, never mind, never mind, just ice a little, I guess.

• 1:07:56Matt McCusker?

  Really? Whoa.

• 1:07:59Speaker 00

  But then, but then if the ice, is heat good then?

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:01Speaker 00

  If ice is bad?

• 1:08:02Speaker 02

  Heat and movement. You're supposed to, you're supposed to heal things with, like, warmth, because that helps the blood rush, and then movement of the thing so that it doesn't get stagnant in, like, like, atrophy or whatever else happens to muscle.

• 1:08:14Matt McCusker?

  Can't wait to tell my wife that. My wife's a big icier. I can't wait to bet.

• 1:08:17Speaker 00

  And then if neither.

• 1:08:18Matt McCusker?

  You're killing our children.

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  It is in their brain. It is in people, like, people, when you tell them that, they're like, that's retarded. What you're saying is retarded. It's like, the same guy that told you to ice is saying he got it wrong.

• 1:08:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's wrong.

• 1:08:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:31Matt McCusker?

  Fuck.

• 1:08:31Speaker 00

  Damn. I wonder if the hot shooter was trying ice and that's why his back wasn't getting better. He was slowing down his platelets and had to shoot a guy about it.

• 1:08:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm so, I don't know how I feel about it. Everyone is celebrating him and I'm like, I, I get that, but I'm like, is that ultimately the best move to be like, yeah, dude?

• 1:08:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:48Matt McCusker?

  To prop some shooters up?

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  Dude, I didn't, I didn't know much about the shooter at all. All I, all I, I kinda fixated on the fact that he got away on a city bike.

• 1:08:56Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:08:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was the thing. And I was like, damn, city bike should use that in their advertising. Like, that is, dude, he got, like, he, it was a, it was a citywide manhunt.

• 1:09:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:07Speaker 02

  For this guy.

• 1:09:07Matt McCusker?

  How did he do that without putting his credit card in? I thought that'd be like the most traceable, like, if you took a Lime scooter away, they'd be like, yeah, there it is.

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  I feel like if the, the urban kids figured it out.

• 1:09:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  They're able to hack the system. I feel like if you shot a guy and you're trying to flee for your life.

• 1:09:21Speaker 00

  You think he was also wheeling against traffic the whole way?

• 1:09:24Speaker 02

  He was like riding the city bike with no hands the whole time.

• 1:09:28Speaker 00

  Throwing it off the trail. Giant speaker in the basket.

• 1:09:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the city bike getaway is pretty crazy.

• 1:09:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:35Matt McCusker?

  But I, I think he's probably not the first guy to get away from a crime, like you were saying, on a city bike. But I wonder how people hack those. That's kinda nuts. People can hack Lime scooters, too. You can hack a Lime scooter and do burnouts on it. That's cool knowledge.

• 1:09:47Speaker 00

  What do you need? You probably need like a Flipper Zero or something for that. I want a Flipper Zero so bad.

• 1:09:51Matt McCusker?

  What is that?

• 1:09:52Speaker 00

  It's like a little hacking device. You know what Flipper Zero is? Oh man, it's this little like hacking device and it like, it can connect to like Bluetooth and like wifi and like a bunch of other like, uh, like near field protocols and shit and you can like reprogram. You can like take a hotel key and like duplicate it.

• 1:10:07Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:10:07Speaker 02

  Is that how people break into cars?

• 1:10:08Speaker 00

  It has a physical key thing where you, you lay a physical key over it and then you can match up the notches on the little interface on the device and then take that and get a key printed to replicate. Yeah, dude, I want to commit some felonies.

• 1:10:19Matt McCusker?

  That'd be cool.

• 1:10:19Speaker 00

  I want to do some high level crimes.

• 1:10:21Matt McCusker?

  I would like going into other people's hotel rooms.

• 1:10:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, that would be great. Number one, traveling with your boys.

• 1:10:27Matt McCusker?

  Be so tight.

• 1:10:27Speaker 00

  And really fucking with them.

• 1:10:28Matt McCusker?

  It's petty theft. Yeah, dude, you could go crazy.

• 1:10:30Speaker 00

  Oh my God, can you imagine? Imagine pulling off a kidnapping prank on your boy in a hotel. That would be so sick.

• 1:10:35Matt McCusker?

  Or just a scare, ultimate scare prank.

• 1:10:37Speaker 00

  Would you go supernatural?

• 1:10:39Matt McCusker?

  Jump on him in bed.

• 1:10:44Speaker 00

  Imagine when you have your friend screaming at the top of his lungs in pitch black.

• 1:10:48Matt McCusker?

  And it would be, it would be a JK SA. Come here, boy.

• 1:10:54Matt McCusker?

  Give me that motherfucking hand. Yeah.

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  Let me get that ass real quick.

• 1:10:57Matt McCusker?

  Just choke him, let him pass out and they wake up like, fucking kidding dude, I didn't fuck your ass.

• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're passing out, but I didn't fuck you.

• 1:11:04Matt McCusker?

  I just fucking jerked you. I jerked you a little bit just to make you believe.

• 1:11:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, stop crying though.

• 1:11:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that would be terrifying. I'm like always ready for that to happen in a hotel room.

• 1:11:14Speaker 02

  Get jerked a little?

• 1:11:15Matt McCusker?

  No, I'm already, I'm, trust me, I'm taking care of that, but yeah. I'm covering my bases with that, but.

• 1:11:21Speaker 02

  That's your rate whistle. You're already pre-jerked.

• 1:11:24Matt McCusker?

  So, so no one's getting me out, dude. I've depleted myself, but the, uh, yeah, like I just hear like doors slam and I always assume it's mine. I'm always like, huh. Yeah, like ready for someone to try to bum rush me. Do you ever have like the staff knock on your door?

• 1:11:37Speaker 02

  Is that what bum rushing is? Like getting your butt rushed? Bum?

• 1:11:40Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. It's a good question. Or maybe, maybe bums of the old, you know, bums of the old times is rushing you like, ah.

• 1:11:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think bums used to like World War Z people and just throw their bodies at an obstacle.

• 1:11:50Matt McCusker?

  I wonder what, what is a bum rush? I'm curious.

• 1:11:52Speaker 02

  If it is like getting your bum rushed, I feel like that is the, the most dominant fear as a man, like having anything penetrate your butt unconsciously.

• 1:12:00Matt McCusker?

  For sure. I think it's a, even consensually is a big fear among men, but the, I think the, it's gotta be a military term if I had to guess.

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  Okay, like B dot U dot M, like an acronym for something?

• 1:12:12Matt McCusker?

  Maybe.

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:12:13Matt McCusker?

  I'll show a motherfucker is coming down.

• 1:12:18Matt McCusker?

  What's me?

• 1:12:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's a bum. It's a guy.

• 1:12:28Speaker 00

  It's probably in your book.

• 1:12:29Matt McCusker?

  A bum rush.

• 1:12:30Speaker 00

  Started in the 1920s.

• 1:12:31Matt McCusker?

  That was, that was the Jack Black book where bums, I didn't talk about bum rushing. But they used to do a thing where they would take migrant farmers, they would like catch guys coming off of a, like getting onto a railroad from like working in like Utah for a summer farming and then you'd have all your wages for the entire season. And they'd have like homeless, they were called like the hobos or like the tramps or they, they called them yegmen back then. Which was because the Chinese people, when they saw homeless guys would call them yek. They'd go, yek man, yek man. And then they'd, really you go with the Chinese people and they kind of some food and they're like, yek man. But they, you know, whatever, but they would like catch people who worked, imagine working for a whole summer, having all your money from that summer. And then a guy just coming into your like train cart being like, give me your fucking dope.

• 1:13:11Speaker 00

  I think that was all, all travel. It was just like eventually you were outside of anyone paying attention and you had to worry about the highway men.

• 1:13:18Matt McCusker?

  Exactly. And well, the railroad guys would be in on it too, because they would team up with the bums and the bum would be like, show me, give me, let me in the room and I'll split it with you. And then they would take all your money and just like, you're like an immigrant farmer and they would just kick you off the next stop and you just end up in North Dakota with no money. You were stuck. Back then you were like, there was no.

• 1:13:35Speaker 00

  Start walking.

• 1:13:36Matt McCusker?

  So GoFundMes, that's just where you lived from then on and you had to just like pray to God that you didn't die.

• 1:13:41Speaker 02

  But you know, you know, like the, the Chinese um, they go niga.

• 1:13:46Matt McCusker?

  No, I didn't know that.

• 1:13:46Speaker 02

  You know about that? Yeah. So there you go. They.

• 1:13:48Matt McCusker?

  That's their um.

• 1:13:49Speaker 02

  Their um is, is a niga. So I'm wondering if like that phrase came from like Chinese people just being confused about black people. And they just kept saying, hey, God, what is?

• 1:14:02Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy. I didn't know that. I knew they had a word that was close.

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's their filler word. When they're like, you know, they're trying to figure out.

• 1:14:11Speaker 02

  And then they, when they finally get their word.

• 1:14:14Matt McCusker?

  Three times the genie shack.

• 1:14:18Speaker 02

  Shack food, bro.

• 1:14:19Matt McCusker?

  I love shack, bro.

• 1:14:20Speaker 02

  Yo, shack?

• 1:14:21Matt McCusker?

  I'm happy he's getting paid. Papa John is crazy. Him doing the Papa, I still can't get over that. He, Papa John said the N word. Next thing I know, Shaq just has like a million dollars.

• 1:14:30Speaker 02

  Sum of them.

• 1:14:33Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:14:34Matt McCusker?

  Shaq genie.

• 1:14:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Speaker 00

  What about, uh, what about the subway choking guy? What do you think of that case? The subway choking guy got, uh?

• 1:14:42Matt McCusker?

  I don't know the exact details. So what, was he just, so I saw the Black Lives Matter guy being like, he was, that clip, I, I will say it's very sad, but he was like, they're gonna choke us for being loud.

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  Not the best verb, it's brother.

• 1:14:57Speaker 00

  Bold words as the movie theater industry dies around us.

• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, we need to do something about it.

• 1:15:04Matt McCusker?

  That was kind of great. I was like, come on, man. Anything else?

• 1:15:06Speaker 02

  Politely turning is, that's not working.

• 1:15:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, but I don't know. What was the details? Was he threatening somebody? Was he like?

• 1:15:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, then he got on the train. He said, I'm ready to, yeah, I, I'm, everyone's been on the public transportation with the guy that says, I'm ready to die today. And then he was, I think he, he made the threats to everybody. He identified himself as an immediate threat.

• 1:15:24Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 1:15:24Speaker 00

  And then the gigachad jumped on his back and.

• 1:15:27Matt McCusker?

  Choked him out.

• 1:15:27Speaker 00

  Held him. I never, I don't know if he ever actually choked him out. I think he just held him there for a long time.

• 1:15:31Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:15:31Speaker 00

  And the struggle sort of.

• 1:15:32Matt McCusker?

  It's like a white belt fucking spazzed.

• 1:15:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:15:35Matt McCusker?

  Hold on. So the guy died in a wrestling match?

• 1:15:38Speaker 00

  I mean, right after it. Well, you know that.

• 1:15:40Matt McCusker?

  From what though? I don't understand.

• 1:15:41Speaker 02

  Embarrassment from getting choked by a white guy?

• 1:15:43Matt McCusker?

  I don't think he got choked.

• 1:15:44Speaker 00

  Depending on who you ask on Twitter, it was either a combination of like drugs and hard living, or it was, uh, you know, the, the guy strangle holding him for six minutes.

• 1:15:54Matt McCusker?

  Dude, there's. So he was trying to hold him?

• 1:15:56Speaker 00

  He had the rear naked choke, not fully sunk.

• 1:15:58Matt McCusker?

  Dude, here's my thing. If you're gonna go nuts on the subway, you gotta be rassle ready.

• 1:16:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:03Matt McCusker?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:03Matt McCusker?

  And it's like, you know, I don't know. He didn't shoot the guy. He wrestled him.

• 1:16:08Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:16:08Matt McCusker?

  So it's like, that is not great, but it's also like, like dude, here's my thing. If I, if there's a homeless white guy who's being a dickhead on the subway and someone wrestled him and he died.

• 1:16:19Matt McCusker?

  I wouldn't even blink. I think, alright, fucking later, dude.

• 1:16:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, some of them go that way.

• 1:16:23Matt McCusker?

  You weren't wrestle ready. Some of them do go that way.

• 1:16:25Speaker 00

  Did you, did you see the detail that, uh, when, when I guess the cops or the EMTs got there, he was still alive, but they didn't want to do CPR because he was yucky.

• 1:16:33Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:16:33Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, the, the EMT showed up and got the ick and they were kind of just like, it would just, you know.

• 1:16:39Matt McCusker?

  Hang out here.

• 1:16:39Speaker 00

  Let's just bang on his chest a little bit.

• 1:16:41Matt McCusker?

  My thing is, alright.

• 1:16:41Speaker 00

  Come on, man. Wake up. Come on. It's okay. You're okay. You're okay.

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  He was already gone. He's, he's already gone.

• 1:16:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:47Speaker 02

  Like, there, there is a small percentage of the black community that if they lose a fight to a white person, they die.

• 1:16:52Matt McCusker?

  It's over.

• 1:16:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, they just can't live anymore. Yeah, it's just, they disintegrate and like, blow into the.

• 1:16:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, again, I, I don't really see, for me, it's like, I don't know, man, he was popping off.

• 1:17:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:05Matt McCusker?

  He got, he's popping off and he got wrestled.

• 1:17:06Speaker 00

  Played the game.

• 1:17:07Matt McCusker?

  He played the game. He got wrestled.

• 1:17:08Speaker 02

  It's a dangerous game.

• 1:17:09Matt McCusker?

  And, I mean, if he was like, fucking physically choking the guy out, I don't know. Here's the thing, if a guy's going on like threatening women, like I'm gonna, I don't, was he just, what was the threat? That's what, that's a detail.

• 1:17:17Speaker 00

  I think it was like, I, I need resources and I'm ready to kill and die for them, essentially. I'm paraphrasing.

• 1:17:24Speaker 02

  I need fresh water and food, bitches.

• 1:17:25Speaker 00

  It was like, I'm starving and I need money and I'll do anything for it and I'm ready to die and I'm ready to kill, or something like that.

• 1:17:32Matt McCusker?

  Okay. He was, that was his terms.

• 1:17:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:35Matt McCusker?

  He was playing a game of life and death.

• 1:17:36Speaker 00

  That's rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Throw your head.

• 1:17:39Matt McCusker?

  It is so funny for a guy to be like, yeah, alright, I'm gonna fucking choke this guy out. But he, he might have been getting in people's faces. My thing is like, say he did swing and like punch a lady in the face. If it wa, if it was building up to that.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:52Matt McCusker?

  I mean, there was, there was an old Asian lady that was about, that was only a matter of time. That old Asian lady got clocked.

• 1:17:57Speaker 00

  You're saying he was stopping Asian hate and he's a hero.

• 1:17:59Matt McCusker?

  He might have been. I don't know.

• 1:18:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is funny too, to think that like, you know, if you have some sort of martial arts training, there is something in the back of your mind where you constantly want to use it for good.

• 1:18:08Matt McCusker?

  Obviously.

• 1:18:09Speaker 02

  But then you're, you're also like judging the situation where you're like, you see somebody aggressive and you're like, okay, but not that guy. He's big. You know, and then like.

• 1:18:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's not even worth it.

• 1:18:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, he finally met like the situation and the guy he'd be willing to fight, like sneak up on behind and it all came, but that's like.

• 1:18:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's.

• 1:18:25Speaker 02

  What are the odds?

• 1:18:26Matt McCusker?

  I think that's a, it's a problem, but it's like to build that into like a social injustice. I'm like, nah, man, that's a fucking crazy homeless guy who got wrestled.

• 1:18:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:35Matt McCusker?

  On the train, he died. But that's, that's not like a systemic, I mean, again, the guy.

• 1:18:39Speaker 00

  I think that's where the public's gonna go with it, too.

• 1:18:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't think, and nobody really, the guy got off.

• 1:18:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, your honor, I'd like to plead fuck around and find out. He fucked around.

• 1:18:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he did. He fucked around.

• 1:18:48Speaker 02

  And he found out.

• 1:18:49Matt McCusker?

  And those were his terms. I am willing to die.

• 1:18:52Speaker 00

  You know what's gonna be crazy, though, is that he's going to get a, like, influencer boxing offer.

• 1:18:58Matt McCusker?

  You think so?

• 1:19:00Speaker 00

  He's gonna get like 10 million dollars to box like a cancel, like, kick streamer.

• 1:19:05Matt McCusker?

  You think so?

• 1:19:05Speaker 00

  Like PewDiePie or something.

• 1:19:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, well, they're, they're, uh, I saw a post recently that was like their shooters, and it was Kyle Rittenhouse, and like, our shooters, and it was like ripped insurance guy.

• 1:19:17Speaker 00

  Luigi. That's the most suspicious, like, there's no way there's a guy, a 30-year-old guy named Luigi.

• 1:19:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:25Speaker 00

  That's so sus.

• 1:19:26Matt McCusker?

  True. That is kind of weird. I did see, a lot of the Italians should be ashamed of themselves. I saw a lot of my Italian compatriots being like, we're back, baby. It's like, don't.

• 1:19:34Speaker 00

  We up.

• 1:19:37Matt McCusker?

  Don't, don't, yeah, don't put that on the pedestal.

• 1:19:39Speaker 00

  You don't, you don't think? There's not a part of you that's like, yeah, let's go?

• 1:19:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, it's like, it's cool, but it's like, I don't know. I don't know anything about that guy, the CEO of a healthcare, like, insurance companies are fucking brutal. But I don't know enough about that guy to be like, yeah.

• 1:19:54Speaker 00

  I think he was, uh, probably responsible for, or again, I'm just reading tweets. I think he was responsible for, uh, like an automated claim denial system that like really started, uh,

• 1:20:04Matt McCusker?

  Racking up the bodies.

• 1:20:05Speaker 00

  The screws to people, yeah.

• 1:20:07Matt McCusker?

  That's terrible.

• 1:20:08Speaker 00

  And then there was also, uh, I.

• 1:20:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't, I don't sympathize, I don't empathize for the guy at all. I get it. I do get it, but I'm going, damn, dude, if a bunch of people start CEO spazzing, that's fucking.

• 1:20:20Speaker 00

  What would that look like?

• 1:20:21Matt McCusker?

  Let's replace him with other CEOs. And all those guys who are shooting people would.

• 1:20:24Speaker 00

  It's gonna be the worst job in the world. You're gonna be forcing people in the corner offices, and they're gonna be like grabbing onto the walls. No one's gonna wanna be a CEO.

• 1:20:30Matt McCusker?

  Take the fucking stock option.

• 1:20:33Speaker 00

  You can't do this to me. I have a family.

• 1:20:35Matt McCusker?

  Here's my problem with it. All those dudes would love to also be a CEO who are shooting CEOs. If like, yo, dude, we're gonna put you corner office, a million dollars a year. They're gonna be like, well, yes, wait.

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, they are. That is. Charge attitude. Like shooting somebody.

• 1:20:48Speaker 00

  Kid, we like what you, it's like the hacker that gets hired by the FBI.

• 1:20:53Speaker 00

  We like what you got.

• 1:20:55Speaker 00

  You're just sitting in a corner, arms with a gun every day, waiting for your match.

• 1:20:58Matt McCusker?

  Well, it's gonna be CEO, there's gonna be so much security now, like schools need people with guns, CEOs, you know.

• 1:21:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, my school just had a lock, my kid's school just had a lockdown.

• 1:21:06Matt McCusker?

  He was lacking.

• 1:21:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:08Matt McCusker?

  She answered the door, lacking like a mo.

• 1:21:10Speaker 00

  But these are also the pull yourselves up by this bootstraps people, where like, lacking is your responsibility.

• 1:21:16Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I couldn't agree more. You can't be fucking lacking.

• 1:21:18Speaker 00

  Don't let me catch you lacking.

• 1:21:19Matt McCusker?

  Every time I take my trash out, I'm not, I mean, I'm not packing, but I'm walking around just being like, I'm always ready for the bum rush. It's just unfortunate reality, but I am for real. Anytime I take the trash out at night, I'm like.

• 1:21:31Speaker 00

  What, you're saying couldn't be me?

• 1:21:32Matt McCusker?

  Couldn't be, bro. Mustn't.

• 1:21:34Speaker 00

  Never me.

• 1:21:34Matt McCusker?

  Mustn't be me. I still, like, when I open the door, I kind of will peek, that's how you get someone, you open the door, pow.

• 1:21:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:40Matt McCusker?

  Kind of like, look out, see who it is. I'm not, dude, can't be me. Not trying to get God. I mean, I could get God, anyone can get God, but I'm really trying not to get God like that.

• 1:21:50Speaker 00

  Why'd your kid's school get locked down?

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  Somebody wrote a note on a, on a gym locker stall that they're gonna shoot the school up. And they wrote, it was like, a day, and then that day was crossed out, and then next to it was the next day.

• 1:22:03Matt McCusker?

  Oh shit, little rain date.

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:05Matt McCusker?

  Actually, I got a lot going on that day on Tuesday. I'm gonna come back on a Wednesday and shoot the school. I got a doctor's appointment, I can't miss.

• 1:22:13Matt McCusker?

  I'm supposed to get a lollipop.

• 1:22:14Speaker 00

  New Fortnite battle pass drops that day, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna give myself 24 hours with that.

• 1:22:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, so there was a frill, that was, was that the first time you guys ever had like a school shooter?

• 1:22:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, it was a big lockdown, and they wouldn't let the kids leave their classrooms. And some of the kids were pissing their pants, because they wouldn't let them go to the bathroom.

• 1:22:32Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:22:33Speaker 02

  My son's classroom figured out that they would put a trash can in the closet, and he'd just piss in the trash can. And my son was so pumped that he got to piss.

• 1:22:39Speaker 00

  How long was this lockdown, like three days?

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  No, it was like a whole school day.

• 1:22:43Matt McCusker?

  I'm kinda jealous, I'm kinda jealous that like the kids of today get to do like lockdown tough in front of the girls. I would wish I had that opportunity to be like, yeah, let that motherfucker come in here, bro. Whipping my dong out and being like, ladies, I got you, don't worry.

• 1:22:58Speaker 00

  You're sharpening the metal edge on your ruler.

• 1:23:00Speaker 02

  Yeah. Dude, they, my son, in my son's classroom, they barricaded the door, and like some of the, the boys picked up weapons. And they were like waiting for, they were like wishing the motherfucker would.

• 1:23:09Matt McCusker?

  I was born in the wrong era, dude.

• 1:23:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:12Matt McCusker?

  That'd have been so sick. Just rallying the bros. I'm gonna fuck this guy up so bad.

• 1:23:17Speaker 00

  You got them all hawking in the room waiting for the door to open.

• 1:23:21Matt McCusker?

  Just your cross, just be like. Give me a kiss before I got to battle, babe. I'm gonna go take a shit.

• 1:23:29Speaker 00

  I'm gonna go take the handle off the broom and break it in half.

• 1:23:31Speaker 02

  I was kind of born for this. You might not be able to tell by looking at me, but dad's black.

• 1:23:37Speaker 00

  You wouldn't know if you're talking to me, but.

• 1:23:39Speaker 02

  Believe it or not.

• 1:23:40Matt McCusker?

  But there's no, uh, there was no suspect or anything?

• 1:23:44Speaker 02

  They got one. They got a suspect. It was, it was in the girls locker room. So it was a chick.

• 1:23:47Matt McCusker?

  It was tough for the nerds. Nerds now are like, like, uh, Middle Eastern guys after nine 11. You know what I mean? And those guys would fly everywhere. What the fuck?

• 1:23:56Matt McCusker?

  Everyone's looking at every nerd like.

• 1:23:59Matt McCusker?

  Well, you have a bad day, dude? Couldn't fess up to what you did?

• 1:24:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. You got an anime trapper keeper. We're gonna watch this guy.

• 1:24:04Matt McCusker?

  Are kids getting bullied like that anymore? Or is this just like pure nerd rage?

• 1:24:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think it's just rage.

• 1:24:08Matt McCusker?

  It's a move. It's a move. It's a vibe.

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, bullying. I don't even think bullying is this.

• 1:24:11Matt McCusker?

  It's a vibe now.

• 1:24:13Speaker 02

  I just felt it.

• 1:24:14Matt McCusker?

  It's just a vibe. Someone gets on, they're like, yeah, this is, this is a viable thing. I can just be the school. There's goths, there's bullies, there's school shooter guys. I'm just gonna fucking wild out.

• 1:24:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:22Matt McCusker?

  It's the parents' fault. Your kids think it's your fucking parents' fault. There's no way, dude. If your kids are like, I'm gonna fucking shoot this motherfucker up. It's like, it's purely the parents.

• 1:24:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's not enough at home to rebel against anymore. Like, parents, parents aren't giving.

• 1:24:36Matt McCusker?

  That's the new rock and roll.

• 1:24:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, my parents, I can't shoot up a school. Yeah.

• 1:24:46Matt McCusker?

  Listening to a One Direction album backwards is like, do it.

• 1:24:50Speaker 02

  Gun loose.

• 1:24:51Matt McCusker?

  It's so annoying. I wish, I, I hopefully this fad dies.

• 1:24:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:55Matt McCusker?

  Shooting up the school.

• 1:24:55Speaker 00

  Has it been one in a while?

• 1:24:58Matt McCusker?

  Oh, well, we have any wood in that?

• 1:25:00Speaker 00

  We're definitely in a slow season, I think.

• 1:25:02Matt McCusker?

  It's been chill or they're just not reporting them. But yeah, I think they get reported every time.

• 1:25:06Speaker 00

  It's, yeah, it's a ratings.

• 1:25:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a heavily reported thing. It might be overly reported.

• 1:25:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, no, I, I think the, uh, yeah, I think once I get.

• 1:25:14Speaker 00

  It's like the main driver of pharmaceutical advertising sales. They need, they kind of are like hoping for one.

• 1:25:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it could be a close loop system too. It could be a close loop system.

• 1:25:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I don't know. Cause I think there's, um.

• 1:25:27Matt McCusker?

  The last time I followed it, I got kind of numb to the school shootings. But then I saw there was a lot of like involvement from a community. That people hesitate to make either say the last like two, I think have been Trans Am. So then that like he took on a thing and everyone was like, I don't want to talk about this anymore. That was just my look, I might put a valid judgment on it, but I did hear that was going on. And people started being like, let's not talk, this is just.

• 1:25:50Speaker 00

  Probably a lot of overlap in the, in the, the pool. You know, the, the path of the school shooter and the path of the early Druin.

• 1:26:07Speaker 02

  No, please go on, my brother, please elaborate on this.

• 1:26:10Speaker 00

  It's all just autistic kids.

• 1:26:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I think so. I think so. Deep autism.

• 1:26:14Speaker 00

  Yeah. They had like My Little Pony for a while. That was an option.

• 1:26:19Matt McCusker?

  Can we cure that part of autism? There's gotta be a way.

• 1:26:22Speaker 00

  You just give them enough Sonic the Hedgehog that they don't hurt anybody.

• 1:26:24Matt McCusker?

  We gotta drop the new Sonic.

• 1:26:28Matt McCusker?

  We've gotta drop the new Sonic, dude. For peace. We should just totally stay like state fund the Sonic franchise.

• 1:26:35Speaker 00

  If we put Sonic in a pill and give it to them every day.

• 1:26:39Matt McCusker?

  Otherwise they turn pure robot.

• 1:26:49Matt McCusker?

  I dude, Sonic is so unbearable to watch. Except for people who have autism. It's crazy.

• 1:26:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:55Matt McCusker?

  You can't, I, I, you can't pay me enough to watch Sonic, dude. I'm like, I want nothing to do with the movie.

• 1:26:59Speaker 00

  I don't think, I don't know if they like, think it's good, but they get, it gets them very horny.

• 1:27:07Speaker 00

  There's, there's like a pretty, I don't, I don't know what the percentage of the population is, but there's kids with, there's no more compelling thought than Sonic the Hedgehog being pregnant.

• 1:27:14Matt McCusker?

  Holy shit.

• 1:27:17Speaker 00

  Their eyes are just glass over for like significant chunks of the day. They're just like, what if Tales got Sonic pregnant? That would be pretty cool. Yeah, I guess I could doodle that.

• 1:27:27Matt McCusker?

  Sonic's a boy.

• 1:27:28Speaker 00

  I know, that's what makes it so interesting.

• 1:27:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. I was laughing, I was driving, I think last night, thinking about this, how like, you know, every, it takes thousands of years for people to organize themselves, like with the ability to like gather enough resources so they can like philosophize and get abstract.

• 1:27:43Speaker 00

  Word.

• 1:27:44Matt McCusker?

  We've gone through like the Greek society, got themselves, Romans, and we have, America did that in like a pretty short period of time. And we're, it's funny, we're just sitting around, just being like, what if I chopped off my penis? What if Sonic was a boy? It's wasted, just like, so many battles and hardships.

• 1:28:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:28:01Speaker 02

  So you think the trans community are just modern day philosophers?

• 1:28:04Matt McCusker?

  I mean, it's a part of.

• 1:28:05Speaker 00

  They're a sign of a thriving and robust society, they're a symptom of it.

• 1:28:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's not even just them, there's like philosophers of gender studies and there's, you know, there's like other philosophers.

• 1:28:13Speaker 02

  They're like the aesthetics, they're like actually doing it, they're like in the cave, meditating, chopping off their penis.

• 1:28:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:18Matt McCusker?

  That's like a big thing, it's like a, it's just like we, you know, we like handled matter in ancient Greek time and now we're up to like what to do with our dicks and pussies. Like, what should we really do with?

• 1:28:26Speaker 00

  What's the next tip? You're always on the next tip, what's after this?

• 1:28:30Matt McCusker?

  What's after what to do with our dicks and pussies?

• 1:28:32Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:28:33Matt McCusker?

  I don't know.

• 1:28:34Speaker 00

  Or is that it? That's it, we're in the endgame?

• 1:28:36Matt McCusker?

  I don't, no, never on the final frontier.

• 1:28:37Speaker 02

  Or you have to start worrying about what, what, like I should worry about what you should do with your dick and pussy.

• 1:28:42Matt McCusker?

  We're moving through that right now.

• 1:28:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:43Matt McCusker?

  We're, we're.

• 1:28:44Speaker 00

  Next is gonna be our brains, by the way.

• 1:28:46Matt McCusker?

  Could be.

• 1:28:46Speaker 00

  If Neuralink takes off, or whatever competes with Neuralink, it's, we're gonna forget about dicks and pussies for a while and go like, what do we do with our brains?

• 1:28:52Matt McCusker?

  Be big on our brains.

• 1:28:53Speaker 00

  Actually, the dick and pussy are just gonna be getting in the way of like having direct access to the chemicals in your brain.

• 1:28:58Matt McCusker?

  That'll be like the static on your satellite dish, when you're getting boner, you'll be like, god damn it, I can't fucking remember everything. Fuck, turn it off. Shut it off. Fucking up my Neuralink. You just get snow, it's like.

• 1:29:12Matt McCusker?

  You're just reciting like every single king of every European country and you're like.

• 1:29:16Speaker 00

  Fuck.

• 1:29:17Speaker 02

  Hard as hell again.

• 1:29:18Speaker 00

  That's gonna be crazy. Giving over your entire nervous system to the cloud just so you could have access to Wikipedia in your mind?

• 1:29:24Matt McCusker?

  I mean, very tight.

• 1:29:25Speaker 00

  It's gonna be really fucked up.

• 1:29:26Matt McCusker?

  It will be fucked up. Yeah, I think, because it'll never stop, because every new invention changes the world a little bit, so that you then have a new conception of the world, which leads to new inventions, which new conception, it's a spiral.

• 1:29:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:37Matt McCusker?

  The twin helix.

• 1:29:37Speaker 02

  Then there are like genetic modifications, so that your babies can just come out the man.

• 1:29:41Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, dude. I think, I think people are gonna get, I think it's already happening, where people are getting real into like pseudo-farm life. People are gonna probably dial it down, but the new generation's gonna get into like-

• 1:29:50Speaker 00

  I follow a lot of homesteaders on YouTube.

• 1:29:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's gonna be that for a while, but with the Neuralink. I don't know how to grow my crop. I don't know. I honestly don't know. I think we'll get, we will get over like the whole, kind of like, the argument's not even so much like the physical chopping off your penises and stuff. It's like, does your penis actually define you as like an identity? That's the question. It's a deep philosophical question.

• 1:30:11Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:30:12Matt McCusker?

  You know?

• 1:30:12Speaker 02

  Who asked that?

• 1:30:13Matt McCusker?

  I would say my personality is much bigger than my penis.

• 1:30:17Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:30:18Speaker 00

  Man, don't sell yourself short.

• 1:30:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, okay. No, but that's the question of our time. But does it actually, it's one of them. Does your genitalia actually have, like, is there like a reality that the type of genitalia you have dictates the kind of, the way you'll be in some sense? Or is it totally a blank slate?

• 1:30:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think we're, I think we're like, to take a step back, it's like, the way you need to come might dictate that more. You know, and we just have to be-

• 1:30:42Speaker 00

  Are you talking about like reverse cowgirl?

• 1:30:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like however, like whatever way-

• 1:30:46Matt McCusker?

  Getting blown from behind?

• 1:30:49Speaker 00

  Sucked from the back?

• 1:30:50Matt McCusker?

  Sucked through the back, it's combed?

• 1:30:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, like maybe, maybe, maybe Puff, maybe P Diddy's a victim. Maybe he just achieved so much status that like he could start exploring all the different ways he needed to come. You know?

• 1:31:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Victim of his own success, you're saying, or like-

• 1:31:02Speaker 02

  For sure, for sure. Victim of his own, maybe of society's constraints, you know? Like maybe he's not gay, maybe he's just like, he got to the point where it's like, I need to come right now. There are no women in the room.

• 1:31:12Matt McCusker?

  There is a, there is a wormhole. There's like a quick, like, if you're getting that much pussy as he was probably getting, you can easily hit a wormhole and go full gay. Like, it's not, I agree that it isn't his fault in that regard, where it's like, I mean, if you have your fourth, like, I mean, what's-

• 1:31:28Speaker 00

  That's Nirvana. That's Nirvana for ultimate pussy guys. You reach the final and you go, it was gay the whole time.

• 1:31:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was just, it was just all gay.

• 1:31:35Speaker 00

  And you transcend body and soul.

• 1:31:37Speaker 02

  It's probably, it's real gay. It doesn't even feel gay. It's just like, it's like convenient. You're like hanging out with your boys.

• 1:31:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:44Speaker 02

  And you need to come and you don't want to stop hanging out with your boys.

• 1:31:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. So you slip them a little and start the party. Sign them to your label.

• 1:31:50Speaker 02

  Pause the Playstation real quick.

• 1:31:52Matt McCusker?

  Dog, we gotta do this. We got a sixty-nine. Cause that was like the cool borders era too. Is pausing cool borders at sixty-nine?

• 1:32:03Matt McCusker?

  A dude in the baggiest pants.

• 1:32:09Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, Puff.

• 1:32:10Speaker 00

  Man.

• 1:32:11Matt McCusker?

  I'm about to hit the ten eighty. Yeah, he, uh, that's a fair point. It's like, you know, he, but again, there was all the deception. You know, with like the drugging potentially. I don't know.

• 1:32:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, but even, even that probably gets to a point where it's like, Tom, consent's getting boring.

• 1:32:27Matt McCusker?

  For P. Diddy, obviously. For P. Diddy. Dude, we're philosophizing. People die so we can philosophize like that.

• 1:32:31Speaker 02

  I love consent. Consent's my favorite thing.

• 1:32:34Matt McCusker?

  I do, I love to.

• 1:32:35Speaker 02

  I'm not at, I'm not at the P. Diddy level and I probably never will be. So I'll never be able to like, figure out whether or not like consent could get boring. But like P. Diddy, everybody wanted to fuck him. He was having no problem fucking anybody he wanted to fuck.

• 1:32:47Matt McCusker?

  For sure.

• 1:32:47Speaker 02

  And he was like, this sucks.

• 1:32:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:49Speaker 02

  I need, I need to, I need excitement. I need excitement back.

• 1:32:52Matt McCusker?

  Need a challenge.

• 1:32:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:53Matt McCusker?

  Maybe he was waiting for someone to say no. Like I think, I think a lot of these people, they, he pressured them to go along with it, but I don't think any of them were just like, I'm not really into it, man. Like full stop? Yeah, I think he was thinking eventually someone's gonna say. What wasn't invented at that time was period. So you remember like period? So there wasn't, it wasn't like.

• 1:33:12Speaker 02

  Full stop.

• 1:33:12Matt McCusker?

  Yes, exactly.

• 1:33:13Speaker 02

  Full stop.

• 1:33:14Matt McCusker?

  We didn't have that yet. That technology wasn't invented. We had to talk to the hands. No one talked to the hand in Diddy. That was just to slow somebody down.

• 1:33:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:22Matt McCusker?

  You can move right. You're buying time.

• 1:33:24Speaker 02

  That's a yellow light.

• 1:33:26Matt McCusker?

  Talk to the hand was yellow.

• 1:33:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a yellow light.

• 1:33:28Matt McCusker?

  And then you're like, as if. As if wasn't even, as if. Can't sext me right now? In your dreams.

• 1:33:36Matt McCusker?

  We didn't know how to say no back then. Didn't exist. Dude, the word the, you know, the word the is unique to, uh, I think Western languages, not all. I think there might be some other cultures that have the word the or some like, uh, equivalent to it. But like, there's a lot of other cultures that don't have the. And the word the allows you to bring other like, like verbs and adjectives into a noun state and abstract things that other cultures can't do.

• 1:34:02Speaker 00

  You're making me furious.

• 1:34:03Matt McCusker?

  Think about that.

• 1:34:04Speaker 00

  I refuse to think about.

• 1:34:05Matt McCusker?

  Think about good. Good is an adjective, but you can say the good and it turns into like a noun that you can kind of abstract and kind of think like, what is the good? What is good actually? Kind of, I thought it was kind of sick.

• 1:34:14Speaker 00

  So Eastern languages don't have the?

• 1:34:16Matt McCusker?

  Some, I don't think some do. Yeah. Like, like Asian languages.

• 1:34:20Speaker 00

  10,000 years of spoken language to figure it out. They forgot the, they forgot the in forks?

• 1:34:26Matt McCusker?

  They didn't know it. It just wasn't there. Just like we just learned no, for real. In 2020. We didn't know what it was.

• 1:34:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:34:35Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, dude, you don't have the, that fucking freaked me out. Native Americans were like all verbs.

• 1:34:39Speaker 00

  I like that.

• 1:34:39Matt McCusker?

  I was kind of, I kind of liked that. I don't know. How sick is the though, dude? How sick is the?

• 1:34:45Speaker 02

  That was pretty sick.

• 1:34:46Matt McCusker?

  I, I was just bugging out on that the other day. I was like, damn.

• 1:34:48Speaker 00

  It's very high thought to see if in your mind, you could define the word the.

• 1:34:53Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying, dude. It's like I, it's like I, I is like crazy.

• 1:34:57Speaker 00

  That's me.

• 1:34:58Matt McCusker?

  No, that's me.

• 1:34:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, but some cultures don't use, some cultures don't use I.

• 1:35:02Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:35:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. Some like, uh, like African, like tribal cultures, they don't like, they don't have, uh, like ownership of things. Cause it's like, it's all like a community based culture. So they don't have an I. So they, they speak in things where it's like, um, they don't, like you said, they don't have the either, but they speak in things almost as if it is the, cause it's like a community.

• 1:35:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but that's different. That's a collective. Uh, the is just like that thing, that thing over there. But they don't have, what about that?

• 1:35:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, that right there?

• 1:35:34Matt McCusker?

  What about that?

• 1:35:36Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 1:35:39Speaker 02

  Nah, I ain't having that.

• 1:35:43Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 1:35:46Matt McCusker?

  Bring that ass over here.

• 1:35:49Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:35:50Matt McCusker?

  What? The hell are you talking about? And it's fucking, no.

• 1:35:54Speaker 00

  Was that the first no you just did?

• 1:35:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:57Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:36:00Matt McCusker?

  It is, it is suck. Like it sucks. Cause you're all like, you know, we're all organisms seeking pleasure. And it does like to have that like, no, you have to just be like, ah, and you gotta stop your whole horny body and be like, fine.

• 1:36:11Speaker 02

  It's actually, no is violence against men.

• 1:36:17Matt McCusker?

  Curse you and your evil smells.

• 1:36:21Matt McCusker?

  What is the no even anyway? Let's bring this into the abstract realm.

• 1:36:29Matt McCusker?

  This no you speak of, what is it?

• 1:36:32Speaker 00

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:36:33Matt McCusker?

  God damn it dude. Alright, well I think we did it. Where are we at here? About, oh, only fifty, what are we at here?

• 1:36:38Speaker 00

  We got plenty of time.

• 1:36:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh, an hour nine. I'm looking at that fiddy going, what the hell? That's been definitely an hour. I could feel it in my bones. Feel it in my motherfucking bones. What do you guys got anything burning on your minds you want to talk about?

• 1:36:51Speaker 00

  Did you, no, I just have a bunch of dumb shit I've been scrolling past in my head.

• 1:36:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, only the most retarded stuff.

• 1:36:57Matt McCusker?

  Well, I'd like to hear it at least.

• 1:36:59Speaker 00

  Did you hear about the teacher that, uh, all the kids were being bed and she said no one can go to the bathroom anymore and all the kids pissed themselves and she got fired?

• 1:37:06Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:37:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:07Matt McCusker?

  No?

• 1:37:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think they're all the kids were like your girl's age.

• 1:37:10Matt McCusker?

  How bad, what, like little, little kids?

• 1:37:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was like that, I told you guys, I told you guys to calm down and now no one can go to the bathroom and now all the kids pissed their pants and the teacher got fired.

• 1:37:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, of course dude.

• 1:37:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:19Matt McCusker?

  A whole class pissing themselves is crazy.

• 1:37:21Speaker 02

  That is crazy. Like after one piss, you'd be like, alright, you guys can go to the bathroom.

• 1:37:25Speaker 00

  Oh, that would suck to be the first piss. Dude, you're all tapping your feet on the floor not trying to be the first pisser.

• 1:37:30Speaker 02

  Dude, I think I would have jumped on the chance to be the first pisser.

• 1:37:32Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:37:33Speaker 02

  Like, that's a, that's a green card for pissing your pants.

• 1:37:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:37Speaker 02

  When you're a little kid, that's like.

• 1:37:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:39Speaker 02

  Alright, I get a free.

• 1:37:40Matt McCusker?

  Was it like four or two?

• 1:37:42Speaker 00

  What was that?

• 1:37:42Matt McCusker?

  How old were the kids? Like four or two?

• 1:37:44Speaker 02

  I get to piss my pants and my mommy can't get mad at me?

• 1:37:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:47Matt McCusker?

  Also, little kids, if you're like, you gotta piss your pants, it's not that off the table, like you're saying. They're like.

• 1:37:52Speaker 00

  I know a kid in the second grade that pissed his pants in school and he had to change schools.

• 1:37:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that second grade's crazy, but if you're talking like four or two year olds, four is a little much, but two, two year olds will piss, they don't give a fuck dude.

• 1:38:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:38:02Matt McCusker?

  I know they're on their, like Chloe's on her potty, uh, potty training right now, but like if I were to be like, I'm gonna wait till you pee your pants, she'd be like, alright pussy, you should just pee your pants.

• 1:38:11Speaker 00

  Bet.

• 1:38:11Matt McCusker?

  Fuck you, change them bitch.

• 1:38:14Matt McCusker?

  Dude, shit, having to change all those kids at once must have sucked. What would you rather do, change eighteen kids peed pants or have a hundred guys have sex with you?

• 1:38:28Speaker 00

  He had piss in his eyes?

• 1:38:34Matt McCusker?

  He was crying. That's a lot of piss.

• 1:38:36Speaker 02

  That's a lot of piss.

• 1:38:36Matt McCusker?

  That's more piss than a hundred comes.

• 1:38:38Speaker 02

  Oh, the smell.

• 1:38:41Speaker 02

  A hundred comes are a hundred pisses smell.

• 1:38:43Matt McCusker?

  It'd be like eighteen pisses.

• 1:38:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, eighteen.

• 1:38:45Matt McCusker?

  Eighteen pisses or a hundred comes.

• 1:38:46Speaker 02

  That's a, that's a, that's a dank smell. It's dense.

• 1:38:49Matt McCusker?

  It is dense.

• 1:38:50Speaker 02

  Very dense.

• 1:38:50Matt McCusker?

  It's like a medieval tavern.

• 1:38:56Speaker 02

  The combination of both, that's a medieval tavern. Eighteen pisses and a hundred comes.

• 1:39:01Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 1:39:01Matt McCusker?

  A hundred comes is crazy. There were no hundred comes in medieval times. That was one.

• 1:39:06Speaker 02

  You don't think so?

• 1:39:07Matt McCusker?

  A hundred comes?

• 1:39:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, the entire village had to split that in a year.

• 1:39:11Matt McCusker?

  They'd have to burn the village down. That was like, you get like two.

• 1:39:14Speaker 00

  Throw torches on your thatched roofs.

• 1:39:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you'd be out by yourself. Dude, if, if, if you had a medieval guy smell a hundred comes.

• 1:39:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:39:22Matt McCusker?

  They would like fall to their knees and be like, my god.

• 1:39:25Speaker 00

  Now, everything smelled back then.

• 1:39:26Matt McCusker?

  True, everything did smell. That butcher would just.

• 1:39:27Speaker 00

  They might not even notice a hundred comes.

• 1:39:29Matt McCusker?

  True. It might not have.

• 1:39:31Speaker 00

  The tannery on the edge of the, you know, village fucking reeks.

• 1:39:35Matt McCusker?

  Do you think medieval people smelled their come? Like they would bust a load and be like.

• 1:39:39Speaker 00

  Taste it.

• 1:39:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. My god. Cause it probably wasn't gay in medieval times to taste your come.

• 1:39:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, but I mean, like. You had to get through the winter.

• 1:39:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:47Speaker 00

  You had to ingest a little bit of it.

• 1:39:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. You know what I mean? Like, there wasn't like a thing being like, that's when guys suck each other. They didn't know about that. So they're probably like, big time.

• 1:39:57Speaker 00

  Well, do you think, do you think they called each other gay back then? Or is that off limits?

• 1:40:01Matt McCusker?

  I don't think you could. I mean, I don't, I think that was like crazy.

• 1:40:04Speaker 00

  It's like, bro, you're making some pretty serious accusations right now.

• 1:40:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:07Speaker 00

  I'm actually gonna run this pitchfork through your body if you say that again.

• 1:40:12Speaker 00

  I don't know what you, I don't know what you're doing with like your voice and like smiling right now. Like they didn't know laughing at all.

• 1:40:16Matt McCusker?

  That'd be such a sick use of a time machine to travel through time and to call people gay and to see how they react and take notes. Walk like a gay ass fucker. Then be like, excuse me? And you'd have to explain like, no, I think I'm accusing you of having sex with another man. Like, it would freak them out.

• 1:40:33Speaker 00

  They couldn't even conceptualize it.

• 1:40:34Matt McCusker?

  Just hit him with a sixty-nine.

• 1:40:35Speaker 00

  The crops weren't stable enough to ponder gay.

• 1:40:40Speaker 00

  They're still eating rabbits and shit.

• 1:40:42Matt McCusker?

  Dude, that'd be so funny.

• 1:40:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, that'd be pretty wild.

• 1:40:46Matt McCusker?

  There's that guy, I can't stop watching his videos on YouTube where he has a convenience store on the south side of Chicago. Does gay, he like calls like, he'll like just do like gay, he'll insinuate that black dudes are gay and dude.

• 1:40:56Speaker 00

  I hand them a pink lighter when they ask.

• 1:40:58Matt McCusker?

  It's a full medieval spaz. I can't stop talking about that shit.

• 1:41:02Speaker 02

  One of those convenience stores, a guy was doing that and somebody left, got in their truck and drove into that convenience store.

• 1:41:08Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:41:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, it happened just recently.

• 1:41:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's playing, he's playing too much.

• 1:41:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was playing way too much.

• 1:41:12Matt McCusker?

  That's my thing. It's like, oh, this is injustice. It's like, yeah, bro, you're fucking around. I got your ass.

• 1:41:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. He found out. He fucked around. He found out.

• 1:41:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but now, what do you think that was like real? You think that was staged?

• 1:41:25Speaker 02

  The, the truck?

• 1:41:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they could have been like, let's get the numbers, dude. You get the insurance claim. I'll, uh, someone's going to jail for that. You hit the fucking.

• 1:41:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:33Matt McCusker?

  You run into the motherfucking snacks. You crunch all the snacks, you jerk.

• 1:41:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:39Matt McCusker?

  You can't crunch snacks.

• 1:41:40Speaker 02

  Not from the, not from the community.

• 1:41:41Matt McCusker?

  That's gonna be a big thing though of convenience stores. It is a funny idea. You just get the, cause a convenience store is like, you know, a convenience store in the hood, you're making what? Like a maybe, maybe a thousand bucks a day? I knew someone who ran a convenience store in like, I don't know, wherever the fuck it was, like, uh, like Oak Lane somewhere. They were, they were like breaking down like the numbers of the convenience store. It wasn't crazy. You, they were like, you make a living, but like you can make way more. My whole point is you can make way more doing the streams. So if you're using the convenience store just for the streams, you probably can make way more.

• 1:42:10Speaker 00

  You ever watch like the YouTube guys that run laundromats? They make that look pretty attractive.

• 1:42:13Matt McCusker?

  No, how that, how, what do they do with that?

• 1:42:15Speaker 00

  They just go, they go around, they collect all their quarters and shit. They go, here's how much money I made. And they count a bunch of money and they go, all right, man, thanks for checking out the video. See you guys next time. Yeah, they break down like the economics of having a laundromat and all their locations are vending machine guys. Watch those.

• 1:42:28Matt McCusker?

  Vending machine, what's, what's the numbers? What are they? How much are you pulling in from the laundromat?

• 1:42:31Speaker 00

  Uh, I don't know. Like I think, I've seen people where they were like, I made $3,000 this month. That's passive income. You know what I mean? But then I think they'd probably do better from being a content creator.

• 1:42:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. But it's also, but they're coin rich, which is sick.

• 1:42:45Speaker 00

  That is cool.

• 1:42:45Matt McCusker?

  Being coin rich is nice.

• 1:42:47Speaker 02

  It's like Scrooge McDuck. Scrooge McDuck.

• 1:42:50Speaker 00

  Always wanted to do that.

• 1:42:51Matt McCusker?

  I'd, being coin rich is actually kinda nice, so.

• 1:42:54Speaker 02

  Just to hear it.

• 1:42:56Matt McCusker?

  You know you have a money counter? You just have like a coin, one of those coin counters? Coin star in your house?

• 1:43:01Speaker 00

  That'd be a great sound to have in the background.

• 1:43:03Matt McCusker?

  Did you ever hit the penny arcade? Or like the coin star?

• 1:43:05Speaker 00

  Coin star?

• 1:43:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:43:06Speaker 00

  I lived on the coin star for a stretch there.

• 1:43:09Matt McCusker?

  That shit rules, dude.

• 1:43:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, you ever get forty dollars from a coin star and be like, oh, thank God?

• 1:43:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's awesome. It's the saving your change. I, I, I just love that.

• 1:43:16Speaker 00

  There's no better feeling. When that, when that receipt prints out and your checking account is overdrawn, that's like, that is, it's Indiana Jones grabbing the hat under the door.

• 1:43:28Speaker 00

  Babe, good news, I can get home from work today.

• 1:43:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I did, I didn't like the grocery store ones because they did take their cut and I'd always be like, you motherfuckers. But TD Bank had penny arcade that was free if you had a TD Bank account.

• 1:43:40Speaker 00

  Okay, yeah, I remember that.

• 1:43:41Matt McCusker?

  That was.

• 1:43:42Speaker 00

  And then you could guess, you could guess your total. Won a lollipop one time.

• 1:43:45Matt McCusker?

  Did you really?

• 1:43:46Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:43:47Matt McCusker?

  I got, one time I got close enough where they gave me like a hat or some bullshit and I was.

• 1:43:49Speaker 00

  Damn. Pretty bad. That's my day, but.

• 1:43:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I got, I got some nice.

• 1:43:53Speaker 00

  I might have counted it beforehand, too. I might have cheated. Oh, I feel that hurts. You know, can you edit that out? Don't let them know that I cheated. That puts me in a really negative.

• 1:44:01Matt McCusker?

  I kind of lumped my quarters up in a way to give me a, you know, an educated guess, yeah. Like, dude, whatever, you fucking psychic, how the hell you gonna know how many coins we have?

• 1:44:10Speaker 00

  As long as you know in your heart that you didn't count a single one.

• 1:44:11Matt McCusker?

  Also, you know what's sick? Saving ones. Save all your ones and after like a month, dude, you're like, holy fuck, dude.

• 1:44:17Speaker 02

  Dude, I keep a pocket full of change.

• 1:44:19Matt McCusker?

  Do you really?

• 1:44:19Speaker 02

  I love having change on me. I don't know what it is.

• 1:44:21Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:44:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:44:23Matt McCusker?

  I'm jealous.

• 1:44:23Speaker 00

  You like to jangle?

• 1:44:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just like, I like, I like being able to like pay for things in exact amounts.

• 1:44:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:29Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:44:30Matt McCusker?

  That's so good.

• 1:44:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I never use, I never use like money, currency anymore. I'm always using my phone.

• 1:44:35Matt McCusker?

  I was always jealous of those guys could be like, here, I'm gonna give you this, give me back the whole dollar. And I'd always be like, how did you fucking do that math that fast? That's crazy.

• 1:44:42Speaker 02

  That's a baller move.

• 1:44:43Matt McCusker?

  I never, I was always like, yeah, you win. Here's your dollar. I don't know how this, I don't even know if I gave you the right change, but yeah, here you go.

• 1:44:49Speaker 02

  I have much change I have on me right now.

• 1:44:50Matt McCusker?

  What you working with? Where'd you get that change from? Did you fly with that change or did you break a bill?

• 1:44:55Speaker 02

  I constantly

• 1:44:55Matt McCusker?

  No, hold on.

• 1:44:56Speaker 02

  I constantly have to empty the thing into my hand.

• 1:44:59Matt McCusker?

  Let me see what you got.

• 1:44:59Speaker 02

  So look, I'mma, I'mma, I'mma, I'mma show you guys both and then you're gonna estimate.

• 1:45:03Matt McCusker?

  You got it.

• 1:45:04Speaker 02

  Let me make sure I have all the change.

• 1:45:05Matt McCusker?

  Wait, you flew with that change?

• 1:45:06Speaker 02

  I flew with that change.

• 1:45:07Matt McCusker?

  Dude, come on, man. That's crazy, dude.

• 1:45:09Speaker 02

  My hot club, dog. Ready, you ready?

• 1:45:12Matt McCusker?

  Let me peek that change.

• 1:45:13Speaker 02

  All right, that's your peek?

• 1:45:15Matt McCusker?

  I got a tiny peek, I got a tiny peek. I think a dollar seventy-five. Dollar seventy-five. Oh shit, I just saw a second little bit.

• 1:45:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you saw the second time too, right?

• 1:45:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:45:23Speaker 02

  All right, so what's your, what's your?

• 1:45:24Matt McCusker?

  Can I, can I change it?

• 1:45:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:45:26Matt McCusker?

  Two twenty-five.

• 1:45:26Speaker 02

  Two twenty-five?

• 1:45:28Speaker 00

  Uh, I'm gonna go with one cent.

• 1:45:33Speaker 02

  There's one. Wait, what's your guess?

• 1:45:37Speaker 02

  Two twenty-five?

• 1:45:41Speaker 02

  Two? Two seventy-five.

• 1:45:43Matt McCusker?

  Oh, damn it. Yeah, I got that second look, I said that's about two twenty, that's in the two dollar range. That was all quarters.

• 1:45:49Speaker 00

  Well done, man.

• 1:45:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:45:50Speaker 00

  You know, my hat's off to you, man, you won fair and square.

• 1:45:54Matt McCusker?

  What do you got to do with those?

• 1:45:55Speaker 02

  I don't know, I just, I just always have a pocket full of change. Like, cause I never use it anymore. I never.

• 1:46:01Matt McCusker?

  It's a good reason to have it on.

• 1:46:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:46:04Matt McCusker?

  You see one of those mechanical horses, you're like, I'm feeling like riding today.

• 1:46:09Speaker 00

  Getting the tiny fire engine at the supermarket. Gotta put you in the yellow.

• 1:46:12Speaker 02

  I'm always ready, though.

• 1:46:12Matt McCusker?

  Ooh.

• 1:46:14Speaker 00

  This is green.

• 1:46:14Speaker 02

  Dude, I can, I can pop in the arcade right now. You'd be trying to find dollars and stuff and trying to like make change.

• 1:46:20Speaker 00

  They don't do coins in the arcade anymore, man.

• 1:46:21Matt McCusker?

  It's a fucking power card, don't act like I won't ball out on a power card, please.

• 1:46:24Speaker 00

  I'll get a hundred and eighty dollars on that thing.

• 1:46:26Matt McCusker?

  Look, I don't care what you say on this podcast, don't act like I won't ball out on a power card, dude. You're crazy.

• 1:46:34Matt McCusker?

  I actually just got balled out on a power card the other day.

• 1:46:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:46:37Speaker 00

  Where, Dave Buster?

• 1:46:38Matt McCusker?

  No, it was some other type of, like a similar bowling arcade place. And a lot of the machines weren't working, I was, I also wanted to talk to somebody, like, dude, you're, what the fuck kind of operation you running here?

• 1:46:45Speaker 00

  I have to get in someone's face about that.

• 1:46:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, power card is fucking janky as hell.

• 1:46:49Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:46:49Matt McCusker?

  It's not working on this shit.

• 1:46:50Speaker 00

  The stop sign, cause it's not scanning and you're running it again.

• 1:46:53Matt McCusker?

  Exactly, dude. I'm going, are you taking my points right now?

• 1:46:55Speaker 00

  Excuse me, I'm trying to play Fruit Ninja.

• 1:47:00Speaker 00

  I spent two hundred dollars on Fruit Ninja and it's not working. Well, guess it's someone who can.

• 1:47:08Matt McCusker?

  Try to play four-way ping pong with my four-year-old daughter.

• 1:47:12Matt McCusker?

  And it's not working.

• 1:47:14Speaker 00

  Nothing worse than a fucked up air hockey table. That'll make me.

• 1:47:17Speaker 02

  That's depressing.

• 1:47:17Speaker 00

  That'll be like, do you guys care about anything? The half of the thing's not even blowing air.

• 1:47:22Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I get pissed when I put the puck down.

• 1:47:24Speaker 00

  A dead spot, a dead spot in the.

• 1:47:26Speaker 02

  It's dark.

• 1:47:28Speaker 00

  It's fucked up.

• 1:47:28Matt McCusker?

  Some fucking bullshit, dude.

• 1:47:30Speaker 00

  No one cares about anything anymore, man.

• 1:47:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it is upsetting.

• 1:47:32Speaker 02

  Nah, customer service sucks now.

• 1:47:34Matt McCusker?

  Ah, it's crazy.

• 1:47:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:47:36Matt McCusker?

  It's so fucking bad, almost everywhere you go. I'm astonished. If someone's like, just even mildly pleasant, I'm like, what the fuck?

• 1:47:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:47:43Matt McCusker?

  That's become a CEO, you're gonna get shot, dude, be careful, bro.

• 1:47:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, customer service is taking a hard nosedive.

• 1:47:51Speaker 02

  That's almost more understandable. Like, you heard like a cashier got shot, like, well, you know. They been acting up?

• 1:47:56Matt McCusker?

  Did they greet the guy?

• 1:47:57Speaker 00

  I think they do get shot a lot, actually.

• 1:48:02Matt McCusker?

  They do. By the bad man. Yeah, shooting a cashier is crazy.

• 1:48:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they be tripping. They sometimes act like you can't shoot.

• 1:48:11Matt McCusker?

  I think the guys who shoot them come in being like, I'm gonna shoot this motherfucking cake all this money.

• 1:48:16Matt McCusker?

  The cashiers do pop off.

• 1:48:17Speaker 02

  They do, they pop off too much.

• 1:48:18Matt McCusker?

  I mean, I think about it, you are like, the power of money just flows through you all day.

• 1:48:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:48:23Speaker 00

  Did you ever see the phone store guy that they tried to rob and he stabbed one of the kids to death?

• 1:48:28Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:48:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay, everyone else has seen it.

• 1:48:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, these two kids come into like a phone store or something and they like, try to jump over the counter and grab all the shit. And the guy running the place pulls out a knife and grabs one of the kids and the other kid runs and he just starts stabbing him. And the kid just like bleeds out on the floor and he's going, I'm dead, I'm dead. You ever seen that video?

• 1:48:49Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, I've seen videos like that.

• 1:48:50Speaker 00

  It's pretty funny.

• 1:48:51Matt McCusker?

  I, I saw, I have seen a stabbing video, I didn't know it was a phone. Yeah, he died though, he's like, I'm dead.

• 1:48:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, he died. Yeah, and the cashier posted the video himself, like, you know, they tried it, they found, they found out what was up.

• 1:49:05Matt McCusker?

  Did he get in trouble?

• 1:49:06Speaker 00

  I think they try, I don't know if he was convicted or anything like that.

• 1:49:09Matt McCusker?

  I mean, did he have, did he have that thing, a kid have that thing on him?

• 1:49:12Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:49:12Speaker 02

  I don't, I think the one that got away did.

• 1:49:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:49:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't think the one that was left.

• 1:49:16Matt McCusker?

  He had that thing on him? Yeah, I've seen those videos where they shoot, uh, shoot guys or like come up behind 7-Eleven, they blast them. It's just, uh, just 40,000 comments like, "That's what you get."

• 1:49:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:49:25Matt McCusker?

  "That's what you get." And it's like, "Yeah, I mean, if you're, it's a dangerous game."

• 1:49:28Speaker 00

  You ever see Indian guys defend a 7-Eleven? That's cool.

• 1:49:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:49:31Speaker 00

  That's really nice. There's a really good one where a guy comes behind the counter and they just start hitting him with like brooms and shit.

• 1:49:39Matt McCusker?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:49:39Speaker 00

  They're not really doing any damage, but like they're definitely getting some Indian aggression out.

• 1:49:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah, true.

• 1:49:44Speaker 00

  You bloody bitch bastard. They're hitting with bitch bastard over and over again.

• 1:49:48Matt McCusker?

  He had to get pulled off. He was like going, "Hey, he had to get pulled off." True. Throw some fucking taquitos at him, just scalding hot.

• 1:49:59Matt McCusker?

  Just throw him something worse.

• 1:50:00Speaker 00

  Moltin' cheese in his ears. Like a medieval torture.

• 1:50:03Matt McCusker?

  They should have the cheese barrels just come down.

• 1:50:05Speaker 00

  Oh, that would be so sick. Like when castles have tar. "Defend the line, defend the line."

• 1:50:10Matt McCusker?

  Come out the hood, goes crazy on you, dude.

• 1:50:15Speaker 00

  You have to barricade yourself in there.

• 1:50:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, eh, man, yeah, if you can't be an armed robber, you get killed. Let's live by the sword, die by the sword.

• 1:50:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, pretty honorable.

• 1:50:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't, I don't, uh, I don't know what it is. Maybe I'm, I'm just fucked up and I don't get, um, riled up. All the stuff people are getting riled up about online, like, I just see it, I go like, huh, okay. I'm in the mode. I just get, it's all an abstraction. I don't know that guy.

• 1:50:35Speaker 00

  I stay in I mode.

• 1:50:37Matt McCusker?

  I mode, yeah, true.

• 1:50:38Speaker 00

  I'm like, I guy.

• 1:50:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I just watch that shit and I'm like, I don't know.

• 1:50:41Speaker 00

  I don't think we guy.

• 1:50:42Matt McCusker?

  But how do you feel?

• 1:50:43Speaker 00

  You shouldn't be having a reaction to it.

• 1:50:46Speaker 00

  It's almost like abstract information. It's so far from you, it almost, there's almost no way it can impact you.

• 1:50:50Matt McCusker?

  It's none of my business.

• 1:50:51Speaker 00

  It's a huge mistake to constantly just be seeing stuff and be like, huh, you know?

• 1:50:56Matt McCusker?

  It's, it's for real, like a mental disease. But then, but then there's like the thing, but then there's the spaz about the reaction because the Black Lives Matter guy was calling for black vigilantes. And then people were like, "Can you fucking believe this?" And it's like,

• 1:51:08Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all the same game.

• 1:51:10Matt McCusker?

  It's people spazzing out. People in bots.

• 1:51:12Speaker 00

  You're all dipping in the same punch bowl.

• 1:51:14Matt McCusker?

  Exactly. So, well, actually, we're upset now. We're deeply offended. And it's like, dude, get the fuck out of here.

• 1:51:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:51:20Matt McCusker?

  Go take a walk.

• 1:51:20Speaker 00

  Get a fucking life, dude.

• 1:51:21Matt McCusker?

  Get a fucking life, dude.

• 1:51:22Speaker 00

  Get a fucking.

• 1:51:22Matt McCusker?

  It's not gonna, it's, I don't know, it's just, that shit fucking bothers me.

• 1:51:25Speaker 00

  He's got a PS5, man. Just get a PS5 and shut the fuck up.

• 1:51:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, do something, man. Just go fucking, I don't know, do something else and read it. I can't believe, a lot of it's fake, but I really, I think people are genuinely reading it and like engaging and freaking out, being like, dude, oh, fucking, this is fucking bullshit.

• 1:51:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's it's half people being tricked by the dead internet and the other half is bots, you know?

• 1:51:46Matt McCusker?

  What is a dead internet? I I've never really had that explained to me.

• 1:51:48Speaker 00

  Was I talking to you or Swim about it?

• 1:51:50Matt McCusker?

  Swim.

• 1:51:50Speaker 00

  I think I was talking to Tom about it. Dead internet theory is that like almost everything you see online is not real. It's not real people. And then when you see real people engaging with it, you kind of look at them and you're like, you're you're you're being tricked.

• 1:52:03Matt McCusker?

  Do either of you guys go on Facebook still?

• 1:52:06Speaker 02

  Every now and again. I don't I don't really post that much.

• 1:52:08Matt McCusker?

  What's popping on Facebook?

• 1:52:09Speaker 00

  I'm most I'm mostly on Facebook Marketplace.

• 1:52:11Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you're yeah, Facebook Marketplace is kind of nice.

• 1:52:13Speaker 00

  Characters there.

• 1:52:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's kind of nice. I I I went off of Facebook for the longest time and I like I went back on like here and there because people go, I messaged you on Facebook. And every time I go back on there, I'm like, oh, my God. It's like it feels like a ghost town to me.

• 1:52:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like I like look at it for uh seeing my boys celebrating wins and I like those posts. And as soon as I see something complaining, I get right off Facebook.

• 1:52:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Facebook's crazy. That's I I can't believe it's still going on.

• 1:52:37Speaker 00

  There's just nothing happening over there, man. It's a dead zone.

• 1:52:39Matt McCusker?

  How's the comedy Philly Comedy Network on Facebook? Is that still people spazzing out?

• 1:52:42Speaker 02

  No clue.

• 1:52:43Matt McCusker?

  Haven't checked.

• 1:52:44Speaker 02

  No, there was a I saw because I saw uh one was uh.

• 1:52:48Speaker 00

  La Mer's still lording over it.

• 1:52:50Matt McCusker?

  Is he really? Is he still is he still holding reins of that thing?

• 1:52:53Speaker 00

  So, yeah.

• 1:52:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, he might. There was uh the dude, uh the black comic that also used to drive cabs or maybe is a taxi driver.

• 1:53:00Matt McCusker?

  Hmm.

• 1:53:00Speaker 02

  He put something up and people went ham on him. And I was just like, I got I.

• 1:53:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm out of here. I I might go back to the Philadelphia Comedy Network and set like start some sort of multi-level marketing comedy thing. It's like, you guys want a big podcast?

• 1:53:13Speaker 00

  You might have to get in line.

• 1:53:15Matt McCusker?

  Take my lesson.

• 1:53:18Matt McCusker?

  I have internet lessons and have people sign up and just rip. Dude, I like the Hawk Tua thing, too.

• 1:53:23Speaker 00

  The coin?

• 1:53:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the coin Hawk Tua released her own cryptocurrency cryptocurrency and then just.

• 1:53:27Speaker 00

  She rug pulled them.

• 1:53:28Matt McCusker?

  You think she rug pulled or you think she?

• 1:53:29Speaker 00

  I don't think she had any idea what was happening. I think two two right now, I don't think she's learned a single thing about it.

• 1:53:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:53:35Speaker 02

  She was rug pulled as well.

• 1:53:37Matt McCusker?

  There could have been dudes.

• 1:53:38Speaker 00

  No, she benefited from it.

• 1:53:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, she probably made money, but there's probably dudes who are like, we're gonna set all this up for you. It was like.

• 1:53:43Speaker 00

  They're doing it to like, they've done it to like MMA fighters. They're just, it's like a roving horde of like tech wiggers in California.

• 1:53:50Matt McCusker?

  Why? What's the draw to be like, this is a unique coin, it's gonna rot. It's like a penny stock, basically?

• 1:53:54Speaker 00

  Look, there's no better way to capitalize on all the recognition that you're getting. It's never been a hotter time for you. What we can do, this is, we're gonna build a community. Okay, it's gonna be like a financially independent community around your identity. And you can't lose, you know what I mean? And then, uh, like the first day, the price shoots up, they rug pull, and then the celebrity is standing there like, what the heck? Thank you for the 15 million dollars, but everyone's really mad at me.

• 1:54:19Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 1:54:20Speaker 00

  Everyone's pissed.

• 1:54:21Matt McCusker?

  They're the best of people who are like, I lost my life savings in the hawk.

• 1:54:24Speaker 00

  Now, I don't believe it. I don't believe that's any, I can't believe those.

• 1:54:28Matt McCusker?

  I think it's gotta be a bot.

• 1:54:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:54:30Matt McCusker?

  Although, you'd be surprised. There's people probably like, it's a no brainer.

• 1:54:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, the same, the Beanie Baby people.

• 1:54:35Matt McCusker?

  What happened to the Beanie Baby?

• 1:54:36Speaker 02

  They like, people that thought Beanie Babies were like the way of the future.

• 1:54:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:54:40Speaker 02

  So they invested their life into Beanie Babies.

• 1:54:42Speaker 00

  Oh, the original rug pull.

• 1:54:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, those same people are the people that are like, this Hawk 2 can't lose.

• 1:54:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:54:48Speaker 02

  It's too big to fail.

• 1:54:49Matt McCusker?

  They talked to like a POG advisor and he's like, look.

• 1:54:54Matt McCusker?

  Babies are hot right now.

• 1:54:55Speaker 00

  Well, did you see like a 10 year old did a meme coin? And it got, he got like $30,000. I was like, gotcha! Like cashed out and ran. Now, I think he might be in big trouble. But then I think, I think, and then I think they, they boosted that so like, he could have made like 12 million dollars if he didn't like rug pull in the first, you know, hour or so.

• 1:55:13Matt McCusker?

  I mean, how could you blame a 12 year old? That'd be so sick.

• 1:55:15Speaker 00

  You should meme coin.

• 1:55:16Matt McCusker?

  That'd be tight. Rug pull.

• 1:55:18Speaker 00

  Matt coin?

• 1:55:18Matt McCusker?

  Rug pull would be nice.

• 1:55:19Speaker 00

  You call it rug pull?

• 1:55:22Matt McCusker?

  Like, I'm going to tank this.

• 1:55:23Speaker 00

  Dollar sign rug pull?

• 1:55:27Matt McCusker?

  I don't know how that works, but you would need your own independent blockchain for that, or is that just like, what even is it?

• 1:55:34Matt McCusker?

  Nobody knows.

• 1:55:35Speaker 00

  I mean, the, the one, the person who wouldn't know.

• 1:55:36Matt McCusker?

  I think there's people peddling you their money and you're like, oh, look.

• 1:55:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:55:39Matt McCusker?

  It's up.

• 1:55:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't think anyone's like inventing new technology. I think they're just like copying and pasting the framework of every other coin and then you just give it a cool name and have like an endorser and that's all you need, really.

• 1:55:50Matt McCusker?

  Not bad.

• 1:55:51Speaker 00

  You could probably do it yourself. There's probably some YouTube videos for how to do it.

• 1:55:53Matt McCusker?

  What if I turned it into an NFT? Now we're talking.

• 1:55:55Speaker 00

  I think that's, that's old and busted.

• 1:55:57Matt McCusker?

  Is it really?

• 1:55:57Speaker 00

  That's dusty now.

• 1:55:58Matt McCusker?

  Talking your meme coin into an NFT?

• 1:55:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:56:00Matt McCusker?

  I never understood that. People were like, no, you can just start one. You can do like a picture and then you like sell it for $30,000.

• 1:56:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:56:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I never understood that.

• 1:56:07Matt McCusker?

  I can agree. No one's paying $30,000 for anything I can produce.

• 1:56:12Speaker 00

  Might be, you're surprised.

• 1:56:13Matt McCusker?

  For like a drawing or something or an internet? That'd be crazy.

• 1:56:16Speaker 00

  I don't think, none of them were like great art. I think it's just like, they want to be on.

• 1:56:20Speaker 02

  It's attached to you.

• 1:56:21Speaker 00

  You know?

• 1:56:23Matt McCusker?

  Crazy. Crazy.

• 1:56:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, you gotta meme up.

• 1:56:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I should meme coin.

• 1:56:27Speaker 00

  Time to go crazy.

• 1:56:27Matt McCusker?

  Meme, meme coin rug pull.

• 1:56:29Speaker 00

  Promise you won't rug pull.

• 1:56:29Matt McCusker?

  I'm out of the game. I'm gonna rug pull. That's the whole point of this.

• 1:56:33Speaker 00

  No, you have to promise that you won't though.

• 1:56:35Matt McCusker?

  Oh, right. I definitely won't. Then I will.

• 1:56:36Speaker 00

  No, there was, okay, so there was, the, the way that they, uh, argued back was that they said they weren't rug pulling. They are saying other people were driving up the price so they could, you know, uh, dump.

• 1:56:48Matt McCusker?

  Dump real quick.

• 1:56:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, and so, pump and dump, I guess. And so, but even if that is the case, what they did was they had a high transaction fee for all of the purchases. So, the, even if they weren't the ones doing the rug pull, they were getting 15% on, on every transaction. So they still pocketed, you know, $20 million or whatever.

• 1:57:10Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:57:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, even, even if they didn't do what everyone is saying that they did. Well, I don't know. I'm just going off what Coffeezilla said.

• 1:57:17Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 1:57:17Speaker 00

  Thank you, Coffee. Yeah, shout out Coffeezilla, man.

• 1:57:19Matt McCusker?

  Shout out Zilla, yeah. Yeah, it is, uh, I mean, again, it's like, I've, I've, no disrespect to the Tua, but it's like. It's a non, it's like a non-product. It's like a non, it's like an offshoot of like a weird, like, there's no real value.

• 1:57:33Speaker 00

  People are, no one wants products anymore, man. We're past that.

• 1:57:36Matt McCusker?

  True. We're in the new phase.

• 1:57:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:57:38Matt McCusker?

  We just wanna like monetize weird personalities and just be like, fuck.

• 1:57:41Speaker 00

  People just wanna think about a weird thing and then have money assigned to it. That's all.

• 1:57:45Matt McCusker?

  That's true. Well.

• 1:57:47Speaker 02

  That's pretty sick.

• 1:57:48Matt McCusker?

  That is pretty sick.

• 1:57:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:57:49Speaker 00

  I'm into it.

• 1:57:50Matt McCusker?

  I'm hungry.

• 1:57:51Speaker 00

  Ooh, great idea.

• 1:57:52Matt McCusker?

  Let's go munch. I'm starving. You guys fucking rule. Thank you so much.

• 1:57:56Speaker 00

  Thanks for having, thanks for bringing, thanks for.

• 1:57:57Matt McCusker?

  Timmy Gantt, Tim Butterly.

• 1:57:58Speaker 00

  Thanks for flying us out here and putting us up in the lap of luxury.

• 1:58:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Dudes, what can I, what else can I do, dude?

• 1:58:02Speaker 00

  I can't believe it.

• 1:58:03Matt McCusker?

  What else can I fucking do?

• 1:58:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, thanks for making me feel like I have to jerk you off.

• 1:58:07Speaker 00

  I know. I did feel, when I got in, when we got in a hotel and saw how nice it was, I felt sexually pressured.

• 1:58:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, guys, this is the industry we're in, right? This is the industry. How bad do you want it? Nah, we're just gonna chill play, let's just chill play some basketball in my house.

• 1:58:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, shirts, shirts and skins. No shirts.

• 1:58:23Matt McCusker?

  It's naked basketball. Tonight's naked basketball, for sure.

• 1:58:27Speaker 00

  That's the best part of the weather down here, man. You can play naked all year round.

• 1:58:31Matt McCusker?

  Down here, man. I'm trying to, I'm trying to, you know, get my status.

• 1:58:33Speaker 00

  Rogan showed me it, man. It's cool.

• 1:58:35Matt McCusker?

  I'm trying to defeat Noah in my life as well. That's the point of it.

• 1:58:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:58:39Matt McCusker?

  So, enjoy the room. Enjoy the rooms.

• 1:58:42Speaker 00

  Thank you, buddy.

• 1:58:43Matt McCusker?

  And the cool walls in that place.

• 1:58:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, the walls are so cool.

• 1:58:48Matt McCusker?

  Bye.

• 1:58:49Speaker 00

  Thanks, Remy.