Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts

Paige haunted Hannah on stage this weekend and there was another sexting mishap. subscribe to our newsletter get our book shop merch

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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:51Hannah Berner?

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• 1:35Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 1:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.

• 1:52Hannah Berner?

  Yep. Yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 2:09Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time, and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 2:21Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social. Like, I love everyone, but like...

• 2:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 2:26Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising, and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 2:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:46Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly, women deserve.

• 2:51Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 2:57Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety's a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 3:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 3:09Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 3:12Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

• 3:25Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 3:26Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 3:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix your wifi.

• 3:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:47Hannah Berner?

  Greetings, gigglers. We are now taking over your radio. Okay, that is a niche Space Jam reference that only three people got, but I decided to do it.

• 3:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that was good. It was different. We weren't expecting it.

• 4:01Hannah Berner?

  I also have to let you guys know, I'm in Mexico.

• 4:06Hannah Berner?

  I went from Kansas City to Mexico.

• 4:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm in my bedroom.

• 4:10Hannah Berner?

  And, you know, Giggly's global. We've gone global.

• 4:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't usually like doing virtual because it's just like, it's not the same vibe, like, whatever, but I do look gorgeous today.

• 4:23Hannah Berner?

  Well, your hair is so bouncy.

• 4:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Bouncy.

• 4:27Hannah Berner?

  And...

• 4:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I had a bunch of things I had to do today.

• 4:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I had to leave the home.

• 4:35Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I've run running around all day.

• 4:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sorry, I've been running around, so my curls have been bouncing all over the city.

• 4:42Hannah Berner?

  Wait, tell us, what did you do today?

• 4:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I had to wake up.

• 4:48Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no.

• 4:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Which first off, I'm livid, so I wake up. I'm fucking pissed. I had to go, I had to, I had to go to Daphne, we had a Daphne meeting this morning, then I had to go film my last episode of In Bed with Paige.

• 5:02Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you couldn't tell them you wanted to do remote? Weren't you, aren't you the owner? Can't you be like?

• 5:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. Everyone wanted to go in, I was like, great, I guess we're going in.

• 5:11Hannah Berner?

  I just envisioned everyone at a table and then you want a huge screen under your covers.

• 5:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a hologram. I'm like, actually, let's put AI to use. Um, then I went to Amazon, I had to film an episode of In Bed with Paige to serve about, which I just want to say was my last episode of the second season. I was so petrified to interview this guest halfway, I took a beta blocker for it, so that's how I'll sum it up with who our guest was.

• 5:40Hannah Berner?

  Oh, do you want me to guess?

• 5:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Anything to add?

• 5:42Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you didn't say who the guest was?

• 5:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I feel like I can't say yet.

• 5:46Hannah Berner?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 5:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know if I'm allowed to or not. I think it went well because after she was like, thank you, good job here today. And I was like, okay, thank you. And then her team was like, she really loved it, she said it was great. And I was like, okay, phew. And then halfway through the interview, I'm on my like no deodorant journey and I'm like, not the day to be on my no deodorant journey. I'm literally profusely sweating. But I honestly, that's the first time I've taken a beta blocker in

• 6:20Paige DeSorbo?

  since like June, when we went on Jimmy Fallon.

• 6:24Hannah Berner?

  And when we went to that one party once.

• 6:26Paige DeSorbo?

  One party, that one time.

• 6:29Hannah Berner?

  By the way, I have to call you out for doing something insane, insane, but also like, I respect you.

• 6:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 6:39Hannah Berner?

  We had a sweet, sweet friend invite us to do something last

• 6:44Hannah Berner?

  Guys, this is bonkers. Our sweet, sweet friend was like, by the way, last minute invite, no pressure. But I do have something going on in the city tomorrow. And I said, this is so, thank you so much for the invite. Unfortunately, I'm in Mexico, otherwise I would definitely be there. Hour later, Paige comes through. I'm gonna read the text to you guys. Because the way she phrased it is so funny. She goes, "That is so sweet, but I have a psychic appointment tomorrow at 6 that it's really important to me." The girl did not respond.

• 7:18Hannah Berner?

  I don't think she'll ever respond.

• 7:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, sorry for being truthful. Sorry for not making up a lie. Sorry for not being like, sorry, can't make it.

• 7:26Hannah Berner?

  Did you almost think up a lie? Or were you like, actually, this person will get it if I just tell them the truth?

• 7:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, this person will get it. And I was like, and this is what's happening. And mind you, I've changed my appointment with my psychic twice. And I'm like, sorry, I can't change on her again.

• 7:41Hannah Berner?

  It gets bad juju.

• 7:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's bad energy. And so I was like, sorry, I can't come. This is really important to me.

• 7:48Hannah Berner?

  And then after it, you have to process it. You can't just go into the world. You have to like, reflect on your whole life.

• 7:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, Hannah, that's the thing. That's why I was like, if I wanted to lie, I could have been like, my psychic appointment's at 7. And it's like, okay, well, you can't come.

• 8:02Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna have a migraine tomorrow, so I can't.

• 8:05Paige DeSorbo?

  But like, my psychic appointment's at 6. And then I need the 2 hours after that to go over what she said, call my mom.

• 8:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, then you need to like rewrite your whole life. You're like, you're cut.

• 8:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I have to sit and think for at least 45 after that.

• 8:20Hannah Berner?

  Also, you have to send me everything that might possibly have to do with us, because I'm also like, part of it. Like, I'm literally nervous about tomorrow.

• 8:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I have my questions ready. Like, this is an interview. This is the most important thing I'm doing all week.

• 8:34Hannah Berner?

  You know, my entire life is on the back.

• 8:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Depends.

• 8:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll know tomorrow at six if we're making it or breaking it. Okay, people?

• 8:44Hannah Berner?

  This is life or death.

• 8:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Gird your loins.

• 8:47Hannah Berner?

  And I love how you start off and you're just like, hey, how are you?

• 8:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey, so much fun at that.

• 8:52Hannah Berner?

  You're so much better at psychic appointments than me, though, because you give them nothing where I'm like a people pleaser. So I'm like, I know what you mean and I'm going to tell you exactly what you might have meant.

• 9:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, half the time I'm not trying to not give them anything. It's more like, I forget.

• 9:08Hannah Berner?

  True.

• 9:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, and they're like, do you have a dad? And I'm like, I don't think so.

• 9:13Hannah Berner?

  Hold on.

• 9:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I'm like, I'm like, wait, let me check.

• 9:16Hannah Berner?

  And then the psychic will lie to you and be like, I told you that was gonna happen last time. And you're like, oh, yeah.

• 9:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. You know, I don't ever, I should go back, like I, before tomorrow, I should go back and re-listen to my one last year. Just to see, um.

• 9:35Hannah Berner?

  I write notes, but then the notes obviously make no sense.

• 9:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Make no sense. I try, oh, some psychics are like, you can't record anything. But if they don't say anything, I'll record it, like I'll put my phone on speaker and then I'll like record it from like my iPad.

• 9:49Hannah Berner?

  You're such a punk.

• 9:50Paige DeSorbo?

  So that I have it. I was gonna, women in STEM, sorry, I'm in day day.

• 9:55Hannah Berner?

  Do you do every six months? Is that like your rule?

• 9:58Paige DeSorbo?

  So when I'm going through a bad time.

• 10:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll go every six months, but typically once a year, like last year, the year before, I'm hitting that bitch up every two weeks. I'm like, do you think maybe?

• 10:12Hannah Berner?

  We're doing weekly.

• 10:13Paige DeSorbo?

  But I haven't, the, the last time I did it was last January.

• 10:18Hannah Berner?

  It is sometimes scary to go to a psychic when things are going well in your life because you're like, oh no, what if she's gonna tell me I'm actually not happy?

• 10:27Hannah Berner?

  But I do have to say, your psychic witchy presence follows me everywhere I go. Um, I was in, I forget where I was, but I was wearing a kitten heel.

• 10:41Hannah Berner?

  Inspired by you. Hugo Boss has amazing kitten heels and this jean that like the bottom is folded so there's like an opening. And I, look, I have a couple of jokes in my hour where I joke about our friendship. I may, you know, say a couple of funny things about you and I was literally telling a joke about you and your pretty privilege or something. And my kitten heel gets stuck in my bottom jean and I almost tear an ACL.

• 11:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, those are my ancestors.

• 11:13Hannah Berner?

  Yes, and I go, Paige fucking DeSorbo just put a hex on me. And then, I swear to God, I'm watching Ally on stage, Ally Colbert, shout out. And something goes across the screen and I'm like, what is going on? And the crowd starts like yelling, like not like a woo.

• 11:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, you're backstage, Ally's out on stage.

• 11:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and there's like a little, there's like a little screen, you know, where you could see the stage.

• 11:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 11:44Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like waiting for her to finish, so I go on and a thing goes across the camera and people start yelling, but like blood curbs. Like, ah, I'm like, what's going on? It goes back and I realize there's a bat in the theater, a bat. No, I know. So Ally.

• 12:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Fly, just flying about.

• 12:04Hannah Berner?

  Just flying back and forth. I'm like, what is she gonna do? So Ally's like, she deals with it and then the bat disappears and I'm like, oh, great.

• 12:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, wait, wait, she deals with it? How?

• 12:13Hannah Berner?

  She made, I think she made.

• 12:16Paige DeSorbo?

  You just literally glossed over the meat of the story.

• 12:19Hannah Berner?

  Not to stereotype, but she's a, she's a lesbian. So everyone was like, Ally's got it under control.

• 12:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And she handled it. Enough said. And she put it in her pocket.

• 12:29Hannah Berner?

  Like everyone felt safe because Ally was like, guys, don't worry, the ghost is gonna be okay, like.

• 12:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 12:36Paige DeSorbo?

  In a lesbian relationship, is it established? Yeah.

• 12:41Hannah Berner?

  Great, great question. We might need a lesbian correspondent. I do think sometimes there is, they say, you know, the more masked one. Or like a top-bottom situation. But with lesbians, it's a lot more flexible, where some girl might be really into taking out the trash and another one kills the insects. There's less rules and a lot more multiple people have their, you know,

• 13:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Their things.

• 13:05Hannah Berner?

  Doing their things. Especially like if they're, if they're mothers. Um, anyway, fast forward. Bat disappears, falls asleep, I don't know. I get on stage and I'm just like, I guess the bat's gone. Of course, the bat comes back. And like, what am I supposed to do? There's a bat flying around in this haunted theater.

• 13:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Can you even catch a bat?

• 13:26Hannah Berner?

  No, also, these poor girls in the balcony are like, right where the bat is, and then

• 13:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sorry, but I would have left.

• 13:32Hannah Berner?

  I guess Kansas City, there's bats, like, it's like, kind of a thing, but I like, wasn't anticipating. I've performed in many theaters, I've never seen a bat before. And everyone's yelling, and we ended up naming the bat Paige.

• 13:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, is that why, is that why I was inundated? Like, usually I'll get like, one or two DMs, like, "Hey, are you in San Antonio with Hannah?" And I'm like, "No." But I was like, inundated with Kansas. Like, "Yeah, we know you're here."

• 14:03Hannah Berner?

  That's possible. I said Paige is, well, I said the bat is a paid actor, no one get, no one get upset. This bat is just, you know, working.

• 14:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I flew this bat in.

• 14:14Hannah Berner?

  His name is Paige Sorbo.

• 14:17Hannah Berner?

  The bat was so crazy, the bat just like, would fly a little bit and disappear. Once during both our sets, and then Ally Googled it.

• 14:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly? So chic.

• 14:25Hannah Berner?

  Cunt.

• 14:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, "Hey, I'm out here for the set, now I'm done."

• 14:29Hannah Berner?

  The bat just wanted to be like, "By the way, I just know that I would flex on you hoes if I wanted to, but I'm going to sleep." And Ally Googled it. I have to do this more, Googling omens. Omen sounds scary, but she says if you, like, you could literally be like, "Person with a blue shirt walks past me, what's that omen?"

• 14:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:48Hannah Berner?

  So apparently it's an omen.

• 14:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I gotta start.

• 14:51Hannah Berner?

  You're like, I don't have time.

• 14:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, and um, and is she just typing this freely into Google? Or is there a specific site? And what was the omen for that?

• 15:00Hannah Berner?

  It meant like positivity for your career, like good, like a change in your career type thing. I don't know, but I was like, okay, I guess we're good, but.

• 15:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay, great.

• 15:11Hannah Berner?

  So that was scary.

• 15:11Paige DeSorbo?

  And all the gigglers there were good.

• 15:13Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, the gigglers loved it. They, like, they're have, they're hammered. They're having fun. Um, and the theaters are gorgeous. Like, it's giving Phantom of the Opera, like, they're beautiful, but deeply, deeply haunted. Um, also, I'm sorry for sexting you earlier today. I didn't mean to.

• 15:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah,

• 15:32Paige DeSorbo?

  your boobs are huge.

• 15:34Hannah Berner?

  It was, it was an angle.

• 15:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I almost texted you back like a troll online and was like, are you pregnant?

• 15:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, this is obscene.

• 15:41Hannah Berner?

  I almost responded saying, I'm not pregnant. No, I took, you guys, I took a bikini photo, like selfie, and my tit was in it, and it was from below, so obviously it looked massive.

• 15:51Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's interesting is that like, I don't have any boobs and I make it my whole personality. Where like, you have big boobs and you don't talk about them, you don't show them, you don't even like really like acknowledge them. And I'm wondering if they're like, get, we get it, you love your ass, like, we're here too, though.

• 16:12Hannah Berner?

  See, it is, I just, I don't like being sexualized in a boob girl.

• 16:19Hannah Berner?

  I don't like how you're sexualizing me on this podcast right now. Um, I know I'm beautiful and voluptuous. No, but something about boob attention, like, gives me the ick. Like, I don't want guys staring at my tits, but like stare at my butt because I'm walking away, you know? Period.

• 16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Boob attention.

• 16:34Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like boob attention is very like, oh, I don't like it. I know, I wore a bikini today and like one guy looked at my bikini and I was like, I need to put a t-shirt over this. This is disgusting.

• 16:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow.

• 16:44Hannah Berner?

  Well, male attention does nothing for me. The, men wanting to have sex with you, like, look, I love a man who falls in love with me because that's fun. And you could ruin their life.

• 16:55Paige DeSorbo?

  But men would have sex with like an apple pie.

• 16:59Hannah Berner?

  Men would have sex, well, warm bread pudding. Men would have sex.

• 17:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally.

• 17:03Hannah Berner?

  Men have sex with their fu, like, it's disgusting. They would have sex with anything. They would jerk off to, they jerk off to anything. They ju-

• 17:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, it's a weird thing to think about, like, like, it's a weird thing to think, like, like, one day, you pick a guy and you're like, I'm gonna marry this guy. And like, you don't, you never will know if he's put his dick in something weird.

• 17:27Hannah Berner?

  Like a peach.

• 17:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, okay, this is like, very niche, but every time I open, every time I open any type of hair gel, I always think,

• 17:38Paige DeSorbo?

  if I had a dick and I stick it in there, what would it feel like?

• 17:42Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is the thing. What we're trying to say is if we were men, we would stick our dick in any, everything.

• 17:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, in things. Just to see what it felt like. So I'm sure, like, we're walking around here with boyfriends, and husbands, and fiancés, and all, all the time, we don't know what have they put their dick in.

• 17:59Hannah Berner?

  Hmm, I would put it in, like, mayonnaise.

• 18:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, something of a jar.

• 18:04Hannah Berner?

  Jell-O.

• 18:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Jar. Like, a jar of, like, peanut butter, a jar of, like, fluff, like, yeah, like, I'm sticking it in things.

• 18:14Hannah Berner?

  Are we twelve-year-old boys?

• 18:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, speaking of penises, can we actually just cut right to the Diddy doc?

• 18:25Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my god, I watched all of it.

• 18:29Hannah Berner?

  And this is my second Diddy doc, by the way, like, I'm deep in it.

• 18:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, you're preface.

• 18:33Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Paige DeSorbo?

  There was so much information. My biggest takeaway from the P Diddy doc, well, one, I'm, I want fifty cent energy in twenty twenty-six, like, I really, I, I actually, I'm not hating as hard as I could be. And like, it shows, and I could be doing so much more, and I'm gonna start.

• 18:53Paige DeSorbo?

  But secondly, I know that I think everyone's gay, and I say it on the pod all the time, and I've dated so many gay men, I can't keep count. So I do feel like I am an expert in this field. And I'm sorry, Tupac and Biggie were unfortunately killed because P Diddy couldn't say that he was gay?

• 19:14Paige DeSorbo?

  So that was a lover's-

• 19:16Hannah Berner?

  Quarrel.

• 19:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Quarrel. Like, what are we talking about here? He was jealous of the friendship that they had, so he killed them both? Although this man is gay, and nobody's letting him come out. And I think that's the crux of it.

• 19:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And so now I have to get police escorts. Everywhere.

• 19:36Hannah Berner?

  I'm not adding to the Crips blood conversation.

• 19:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Let me have a moment. No, because I'm like, I'm like, wait a minute, though. This whole documentary, like, they're talking about every single beef that all of them had. All of the beef is just because they couldn't, like, say how they felt? Like, it's so emotional. I'm sorry, if you switched all the people in that documentary to blonde girls in college. Sorry, that's just sororities.

• 20:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, that's just making the cheer team in the South. Like, what are we saying?

• 20:09Hannah Berner?

  East first, west.

• 20:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry.

• 20:12Hannah Berner?

  That's Bama.

• 20:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Southern house, southern. No, I was like, what? Guys, what?

• 20:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:18Hannah Berner?

  So, I don't know. I did just get a weird memory of me getting off a subway in Brooklyn with some classmates and one of them being like, "You have to take your hat off." Like, I think it was, like, red and they were like,

• 20:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:31Hannah Berner?

  "You can't wear that here because of gangs." And I was like, "I don't think they're gonna think I'm rallying for a gang."

• 20:37Paige DeSorbo?

  "I'm a Latin king. Thank you so much. I look amazing in gold." "Keep it yourself."

• 20:42Hannah Berner?

  "I don't think they think I'm trying to make a statement and they're like, 'Take off your hat.'" And I was like, "Oh, shit." Um, the Diddy, he was assaulting everyone. Like, no one was safe. His mom, his bros, his girls, himself. Oh, did Kitty just meow?

• 21:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep. Well, I haven't seen her all day.

• 21:04Hannah Berner?

  Oh, she misses you. She gets love starved.

• 21:06Paige DeSorbo?

  "Where's my mom?"

• 21:08Hannah Berner?

  Well, she was like, "Did you ever shoot without me?"

• 21:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. She was like, "You went to a Daphne meeting? Nobody told me."

• 21:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, wait, look at her.

• 21:17Hannah Berner?

  Let me see. If you guys are on YouTube, you can see this extra.

• 21:22Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my gosh. That's a fake cat.

• 21:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, that's AI. She saw the light. Yes, Kitty, that's the light. That's the camera. Yes, darling. Yes. Yes, get a different angle.

• 21:35Hannah Berner?

  Yes, my.

• 21:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, this is my sweet girl.

• 21:38Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 21:39Paige DeSorbo?

  This is a little baby girl.

• 21:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, oh, I don't even have a microphone. Hannah, I can't believe I ever didn't have a cat. Guys, what are you doing if you don't own cats?

• 21:51Hannah Berner?

  I can't. I do have to say, I made Grace get a cat, I made Dez's brother, I've made everyone get cats. And now I'll be like, hey, come visit me. And they're like, I can't have a cat. So now

• 22:01Hannah Berner?

  complicated everyone's life, but it's worth it. It's worth it for the cats. I was like, tell Aiden to, I was like, stay at our apartment for something. And he's like, Aiden has two cats because of you. You can't just leave them.

• 22:14Paige DeSorbo?

  The other day, Sierra asked my mom if next year for Thanksgiving, she could bring her cat. And my mom goes, I have to draw the line somewhere. This can't be a house of cats.

• 22:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, Kim has marble countertops.

• 22:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Kim's allergic to cats, so it's really not great for her. She has to take a Claritin every time she comes over, but that's the price she has to pay for this gorgeous gal.

• 22:36Hannah Berner?

  That's what I told Dez. I said, I take birth control, you take Claritin, let's move forward. A one, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

• 22:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, that's just your mother. You're looking out for your daughter.

• 22:46Hannah Berner?

  Literally.

• 22:48Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:29Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:10Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:52Paige DeSorbo?

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• 25:35Paige DeSorbo?

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• 25:59Paige DeSorbo?

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• 28:02Hannah Berner?

  31.

• 28:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow.

• 28:04Hannah Berner?

  I know.

• 28:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I was twenty five.

• 28:05Hannah Berner?

  This is my. You think you're better than me?

• 28:08Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but.

• 28:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I do feel, if someone said to me right now. Without knowing how old you are, how old do you think you are? I do feel the age that I was when we started covid. Like, I feel twenty seven, like about to turn twenty eight.

• 28:25Hannah Berner?

  You're so right. I feel the same. Do you think everyone's stuck?

• 28:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, everyone's stuck in their covid age?

• 28:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 28:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I think like, kind of, because I, I think about. It wasn't as stunting for us, because we had gone through a ton of milestones. Already that we had like, had to do in our early twenties, mid twenties, where like, the kids that it happened to, where they were like. Seniors in high school, seniors in college, like, yeah, I can't imagine they're feeling great.

• 28:58Hannah Berner?

  Now, I mentioned this on burner phone, but Liz Plank. Said something about the like, girl. Girl boss era, and how like.

• 29:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:09Hannah Berner?

  There was a specific time, like twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, where us millennial girls were in our early twenties in New York City, getting paid. Thirty five thousand dollars a year, or less.

• 29:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought, clearly, there's a mistake.

• 29:23Hannah Berner?

  Oh, there's a zero missing somewhere. But that was, it was like, that's it. And we'd all work for these media companies. And we had unlimited vacation days, which was code for, um, what, if you ask for vacation day, you're, you're a fucking loser. So.

• 29:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never.

• 29:38Hannah Berner?

  All of us were dying. Nowadays, if you have a sniffle, you don't have to go into work. Like nowadays, people realize, you don't, but there was a time, and by the way, all the girl bosses have been canceled, not that, I'm not saying they should have, I'm just saying, the girls took down the girls. But that was a specific.

• 29:56Paige DeSorbo?

  A classic, a classic case.

• 29:58Hannah Berner?

  Every single big company that a, a woman ran, they were like, no.

• 30:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you know what I think partly it is too? It's partly that Gen Z, Gen, not even Gen Z, I don't even wanna say that. I like Gen Z. I really feel like it's the younger version. They really like want this trad wife lifestyle. So I feel like they almost made it seem like, okay, girl bossing is actually not cool. Like killing yourself seven days a week is not cool. But, but I think what they don't understand is like, we had to go that extreme because we still weren't being paid the same amount. We still like, it was so many years later from like,

• 30:41Hannah Berner?

  Is it crazy?

• 30:42Paige DeSorbo?

  The seventies and it's like, we're still fighting for the same shit.

• 30:45Hannah Berner?

  Everything's a pendulum.

• 30:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:48Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I just want, I just want to say the word pendulum. But it's like dating, like you'll date like a crazy narcissist and the next guy you date, you like walk all over and then you go back to dating a narcissist. It's pendulum, hashtag pendulum.

• 31:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait a second.

• 31:04Hannah Berner?

  No, like that's what would happen to me and then.

• 31:06Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I do? I go gay, straight, gay, straight. Like my first boyfriend, very straight. My next one, very gay.

• 31:16Hannah Berner?

  And that's why when you watched the P Diddy doc, you said, I don't know what's happening here.

• 31:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I said, no, I know when you're mad and it's not about what you're really mad about. Like I, I know that look. I know when you're suppressing something, okay? I know that that's why you're so mad.

• 31:34Hannah Berner?

  Also, no straight guys that detail oriented.

• 31:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, no straight guy knows when one of their friends talks to the other friend.

• 31:42Hannah Berner?

  That's so true.

• 31:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Like no straight men know the schedule of other straight men. Like have you ever asked a straight man anything about their lifelong friends? They don't know. So the fact that Diddy even knew, do you wanna know the most, actually, do you wanna hear the sickest part of the Diddy doc? Like the most upsetting part?

• 32:02Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 32:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Him and I share a birthday.

• 32:05Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 32:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 32:07Hannah Berner?

  He's Scorpio?

• 32:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Me, P Diddy, Bethany Frankel.

• 32:15Paige DeSorbo?

  And Matthew McConaughey. So I don't know what fucked up dinner party that is. But I know that I'm not leaving it alive. I know that I'm the first kill, like the easy, I'm the easiest target there. I actually will kill myself first. Because I don't know what you guys would do to me. Just yell at me a ton probably.

• 32:35Hannah Berner?

  But you know what was fucked up? Like, his son with him till the end.

• 32:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't been recording.

• 32:46Hannah Berner?

  But you know what?

• 32:47Paige DeSorbo?

  We're recording on this.

• 32:48Hannah Berner?

  We record here. Do you want to press it now?

• 32:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow, I never do that.

• 32:53Hannah Berner?

  Don't worry, don't worry.

• 32:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Grace, I'm so sorry.

• 32:56Hannah Berner?

  Okay, do you want to apologize to the community?

• 32:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I want to apologize to the community because I wasn't recording this whole thing. I had a long day.

• 33:02Hannah Berner?

  She wasn't recording on her microphone, but we got it from the video. So everyone, it's okay.

• 33:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 33:09Hannah Berner?

  It's okay, it's okay.

• 33:10Paige DeSorbo?

  It's okay, things happen.

• 33:12Hannah Berner?

  Things, you know, life's a pendulum.

• 33:14Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a pendulum, and sometimes you're recording and then sometimes you're not.

• 33:18Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how Grace did the video about our hand movements being Italian. That was like the, so fucking, I like watched that, just like.

• 33:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, Hannah, me too.

• 33:27Hannah Berner?

  I watch it all the time.

• 33:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I'll just re-

• 33:30Hannah Berner?

  Is that why all the views are just me, you and my Nana?

• 33:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll just resend it to my mom. She goes, I know, it's great. I watch it all the time. And I just watch it. Sometimes I'll watch it and I'll be like, wait, me and my friend are so funny.

• 33:42Hannah Berner?

  You guys, this is so embarrassing. I watched the sweater clip when you make fun of my sweater. Like, every day. It just like makes my day. I don't know, like you shitting on my sweater just makes me so happy.

• 33:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Because this podcast is escapism. Like, do you know what?

• 33:57Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, no.

• 33:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, people that are like, oh my god, I'm he- like, whatever about, like, anytime someone like- No, I can't even talk. Gets me so worked up. Obviously, there's gonna be criticism about our podcast. At some point. Let me get this out. Let me get this out. Okay, and like, yes, there should be criticism on anything that has existed, that is in existence. Like, you can criticize whatever art you want, totally. But sometimes people will criticize the podcast and they'll be like, they don't say anything on it and it's not organized. And I'm like, yes, that is the fucking point. It's the point of this podcast is to laugh and escape our lives.

• 34:41Hannah Berner?

  I'm sorry, I hate when someone starts an organized story. I'll kill myself. Like, especially when you, when you know where it's gonna go. I'm like, oh my god, get, it's like, get to the point.

• 34:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, if you have an outline, get a grip.

• 34:51Hannah Berner?

  No, oh my god.

• 34:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Get a literal grip.

• 34:54Hannah Berner?

  I need eighteen side quests in a story to stay focused on a story.

• 34:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Let me tangent once in a while.

• 35:01Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say, though, when I was watching the Italian video, back to the Italian video. Your fingers are so long, like, it's, it still, it makes me laugh. And then I was looking at my fingers. My fingers look like if your fingers got attacked by bees and had an allergic reaction. Like, they're literally so fat. It looks like your fingers.

• 35:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, when I rewatched that video, I realized that our hand movements are, now I like can't. Our hand movements are so true to who we are as people, like you're-

• 35:34Hannah Berner?

  And I know what you're saying when you say it. Like, I know exactly what you're saying.

• 35:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm very, like, dainty, like, took ballet, like, also, but like, pinky up, where you're like, listen, bitch. I'll just like, you know, like, you're very assertive with your hand motion.

• 35:47Hannah Berner?

  Different fonts of Italian.

• 35:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, yes.

• 35:49Hannah Berner?

  Wait, also, I just have to address, your hair looks beautiful. You are wearing a side part.

• 35:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:55Hannah Berner?

  I've been seeing a lot of side parts. Is it, like, so fully back? Like, we're so back with the side part.

• 36:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Personally, I think my face looks better with a side part.

• 36:05Hannah Berner?

  This is my problem, and I know there has to be other girls out there who suffer from the same thing with a cowlick. Where like, I, and people lie to me, and they say, oh, it looks good. And I'm like, no, it doesn't.

• 36:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Where is it? Where?

• 36:19Hannah Berner?

  I have an insane cowlick here.

• 36:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so flip to the other side.

• 36:24Hannah Berner?

  So like, like that looks crazy.

• 36:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, you're doing it like a weird emo teenager. Flip to that side.

• 36:31Hannah Berner?

  Emo llama. This side is too big and this is the side of my face that I don't like. Ho- oh! Oh, oh my god. Grace blur that. Blur that. I don't want that on the internet. Blur it. My monster side.

• 36:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like as a millennial, I went my whole life doing side part and I didn't start doing middle part till like college. So I'm more, so my middle part was really just my twenties. So I know my side part more.

• 36:59Hannah Berner?

  I just want to normalize that people have different shaped heads. Like, for some reason, my head, like, okay, I'm, like, you have the perfect head, but like, you have like more space on top where I get more narrow. So I feel like I have a cone head.

• 37:20Hannah Berner?

  I love how this is an audio podcast and we're like, "Look at the left side of her angle of her cheekbone."

• 37:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I actually see what you're talking about.

• 37:29Hannah Berner?

  You're, you have like more surface area. That's why makeup looks better on you. Cause you have more surface area to put it. Where I have a cone head and I can only fit it, it goes, it's like

• 37:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I get what you're saying. Okay, so you're a middle part girl.

• 37:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but then I'm the diva when I don't want to go side part.

• 37:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god Hannah, it happened one time where we wanted you to go side.

• 37:55Hannah Berner?

  Everyone was whispering about me. Everyone whispered about me when I left. They were like, "I can't believe she went to the side part."

• 37:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, did you see that thing, um, I think it's Vanity Fair is doing it where it's like actors ask actors question, like interview actors. So it was like Adam Sandler and, um, like Ariana Grande.

• 38:13Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 38:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And I thought the pairings were all so good, but I was honestly very shocked at, it was Julia Roberts and Sean Penn.

• 38:23Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 38:24Paige DeSorbo?

  And I don't know why, I was just like, maybe it's because I'm like, I don't really know Sean Penn enough.

• 38:31Hannah Berner?

  You know him from the Charlie

• 38:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's the only thing I can like reference immediately. There's like one other movie I can reference. I feel like he does have like controversial things.

• 38:39Hannah Berner?

  This guy's done cocaine harder than anyone and his dick would work.

• 38:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And I, and I was just like, sorry, I just wanted someone different for Julia.

• 38:50Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I'll report it to the Academy.

• 38:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I wanted like a Matthew McConaughey, a Brad Pitt.

• 38:56Hannah Berner?

  You know what you wanted? Cause she's so iconic, you wanted like a gay to bring it out of her. Like, someone who would like appreciate.

• 39:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't want, I didn't want a straight man. I didn't want him.

• 39:08Hannah Berner?

  Cause like a straight man's not gonna make her smile, and she has a million dollar smile.

• 39:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what? That's what it was. I deep down wanted a gay man.

• 39:15Hannah Berner?

  I wanted her with like Coleman Domingo. Right? They would've had a magical conversation.

• 39:20Paige DeSorbo?

  They would've had a magical conversation.

• 39:22Hannah Berner?

  He would've made her giggle.

• 39:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I just, I feel like, I feel like Sean, maybe Sean Penn's funny, but I just felt like... It wasn't the pairing I wanted.

• 39:32Hannah Berner?

  I think I might've texted you about this, but sometimes like actors talking about certain roles is crazy to me.

• 39:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, wait, no. So Hannah and I's friendship, I feel like very early on, we realized that when, if I smoke weed and I get high, that Hannah and I actually are on the same brainwave.

• 39:56Hannah Berner?

  Perfect wavelength.

• 39:57Paige DeSorbo?

  We're perfectly aligned, like, no, like, I can't explain to you how many times.

• 40:00Hannah Berner?

  We get locked in.

• 40:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We're locked, and I literally feel like I can telepathically tell you things, but it's only when I'm high and Hannah's not. So the other day Hannah texted me and she was like, "What did you say? You were like, sometimes it's like so cringe listening to actors talk about acting, cause it's like, bro, you were pretending." And like, I I so understood what you were saying, because sometimes I'll get so high, and I'll note, I'll be watching something, and I'm like, "You're acting." I know you're lying. I know you're playing pretend. This is not like real. Sorry, can't watch people play pretend. That's insane.

• 40:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Like who am I? Like these kids are in the school play.

• 40:44Hannah Berner?

  Also, like I have a niece and nephew. Like that's all we do. I'm just like, okay, pretend that we're like in a cave and we're getting chased. And like Lois is fucking killing it. I'm like, okay, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. And I think it was actually, you know, I love Timothy Chevrolet.

• 40:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:58Hannah Berner?

  And he's currently doing a lot of interviews, not his fault. But like the way he was speaking with the passion of like him pretending to be a ping pong player. I like couldn't handle it. He was acting like he'd, you know, had four kids and, and raised them all. And I was like, you pretended to be a ping pong player?

• 41:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I think that men can talk passionately about things they like. Like I think men can talk passionately about like work where I feel like it's not.

• 41:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, you're so right. I feel like girls will do crazy stuff for roles and then when they brag about it. And again, me even saying bragging, that was, mm, clock myself.

• 41:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep, clock it.

• 41:36Hannah Berner?

  Like people are like, oh, they're bragging. And it's like, if a guy, oh, literally? You know how they say the greatest actor of all time? There, it's always the male actors. Like there has to be a female actor that's better than Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm sorry. Men don't understand empathy. Also, I can talk shit on Leonardo DiCaprio because I'm invisible, because I'm thirty-four.

• 41:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he doesn't care about you.

• 41:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you watch the, there's a new George Clooney movie on Netflix? Did you happen to scroll past it or see it?

• 42:05Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 42:05Paige DeSorbo?

  It's called Jay something?

• 42:07Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, because Adam Sandler got nominated in it.

• 42:11Paige DeSorbo?

  So I was like so excited because I'm like, oh, like what a fun movie. George Clooney and Adam Sandler, what a duo.

• 42:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Because it's one of the most depressing movies I've ever watched in my life, to the point where I'm like, it's a long movie where I'm like, okay, at the end, something's gonna happen where like ties this all together and like gives you a good ending. When it ended, I was like, well, there's just no, there's just no way that's how it ended. I actually texted my mom and said, sorry, I told you to watch the George Clooney movie. Don't watch it. It's really depressing.

• 42:46Hannah Berner?

  Don't watch it, I'm worried about you.

• 42:47Paige DeSorbo?

  You're not gonna, you're not gonna like it.

• 42:49Hannah Berner?

  Can I say my hot take? Um, movies that come out right now are trying to like get nominated for awards and to win an award, you have to have like a really sad movie, like someone has to die of cancer, or like the whole cast has to die, or like you have to be like kidnapped.

• 43:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Which I actually welcome more. I'd rather watch a really sad movie. But if I click on a movie one more time and the first line is, "A thriller, a thriller." You wanna know what? I don't want a motherfucking thriller. My life alone, I have so much anxiety. I don't need my entertainment.

• 43:21Hannah Berner?

  You have enough thrill just waking up.

• 43:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Enough thrill. I'm thrilled out.

• 43:25Hannah Berner?

  Especially, we're watching TV at night. I want you to put me to bed.

• 43:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm maxed out at thrills. I can't do it anymore.

• 43:32Hannah Berner?

  Yep, but I was, I wa- with acting, I do, I do want more respect on the comedic side, cuz I do have to say, I can cry way easier than put together a sixty minute comedy.

• 43:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Not to get so industry, and I'm sorry for leaning in.

• 43:47Hannah Berner?

  We are so industry right now.

• 43:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Not to get so industry, but the whole like sale to Netflix of Warner Brothers, and like if it's gonna go through, possibly whatever, it makes me really nervous for the movie industry cuz I'm like, me as a normal person, I haven't gone to the movie theater probably since COVID, because it was like the first thing that was like, "Oh, you can't go to the movie theater."

• 44:13Hannah Berner?

  The only rule.

• 44:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love going to the movies, and I have, there has not been a movie that I'm like, "I have to see this in the movie theater." I think the most recent one that everyone saw was like The Wicked, the two Wicked movies.

• 44:26Hannah Berner?

  I have to see Wicked 2. I haven't had time yet. I have to see it.

• 44:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Where like people were going to the movies.

• 44:30Hannah Berner?

  They don't know if Netflix is gonna just keep it as is, but just like own it, or if Netflix is gonna merge and rebrand them. All I know is the person who made them just go to Max, and now they're HBO Max. Y'all fucked up. But anyway, yeah, people don't know, but I do have to say when times are changing, it's always scary, but then hopefully positivity comes out of it. I'm trying to be optimistic.

• 44:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate change. You know I hate change.

• 44:56Hannah Berner?

  I know, but do you think about like when their, their first was like cable? Cuz it was just like network TV. Like people must have been freaking out about cable, being like, "This is too many options."

• 45:07Paige DeSorbo?

  What I think about, yeah, like and HBO was the only like non-cable. You know what I think about a lot? When Chelsea Handler left E.

• 45:17Hannah Berner?

  E.

• 45:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And went to Netflix. And she was like the very first person, I feel like, to leave cable television. Go to like a streaming. I actually, I feel like she was so ahead of her time that like, her show, her first show on Netflix actually didn't get enough respect. Because really, she kind of like pioneered that, where it's like, no, you can switch over and do like different formats and it's streaming. They don't care, you know?

• 45:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and then she got more creative. She was doing her documentaries and stuff. Love you, Chels. But I do think that we, sorry, Chels and I, just to call her Chels.

• 45:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 45:53Hannah Berner?

  We, we, I feel like everything will be merged eventually. You can't, people can't afford to have twenty dollar services for like every single.

• 46:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And then it's basically like, we're just going back to cable, because it's like, okay, it's one.

• 46:07Hannah Berner?

  It's basically back to cable.

• 46:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Anywho, we're not solving that problem today.

• 46:12Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say, we figured it out, so.

• 46:15Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:44Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:28Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:48Hannah Berner?

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• 49:31Hannah Berner?

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• 50:28Paige DeSorbo?

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• 50:55Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God. Did you hear about the influencer who changed her baby's birthday because it was too close to Christmas?

• 51:07Hannah Berner?

  You would do that.

• 51:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Changed it on her-

• 51:12Hannah Berner?

  And people are mad.

• 51:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Changed it on her birth certificate. From what to what?

• 51:19Hannah Berner?

  I don't know if you're allowed to change a birth certificate, but I think she's like, babe, you're born in May now. We're celebrating you in May.

• 51:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, she changed the whole thing. Changed the whole month. That, well, that's crazy.

• 51:32Hannah Berner?

  Because she didn't want to celebrate.

• 51:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey, I had a baby.

• 51:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Birthdays, December 25th, I'd say, yeah, what's the harm in the 26th? You know? I, that I'd be like, okay, maybe, changing the whole ma- What's her sign? How, like, how will she be able to do her chart?

• 51:51Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, I didn't even think about that, that's so ano- oh my god, you lied to her and tell her she's an Aries?

• 51:56Paige DeSorbo?

  That's also just, like, so selfish to do, because what, it's not good for your schedule? Okay, well, a baby doesn't have anything to do around Christmas.

• 52:05Hannah Berner?

  But ma-

• 52:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, they're not running out to the stores.

• 52:08Hannah Berner?

  But maybe she felt like the kid wasn't getting enough of a birthday, because it was getting overshadowed by Christmas. I kind of feel bad for some of my friends whose birthdays are, like, on the 22nd. Because I'm like, um, your little birthday, Santa's coming, and Santa doesn't give a shit about your birthday.

• 52:26Paige DeSorbo?

  As an adult, I don't give a flying fuck about my birthday, about your birthday, not you, I mean, like, anyone.

• 52:35Hannah Berner?

  I still haven't given you your birthday.

• 52:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's so funny, because I did an Amazon Live the other day, and they were like, when did Hannah get you? And I was like, I was like, wait, Hannah did give me a gift, and then I was like, I don't remember it.

• 52:47Hannah Berner?

  No, because I got you the best present, I haven't given it to you yet, and I've, I bought it so early. I just keep forgetting.

• 52:53Paige DeSorbo?

  At this point, just save it for next year.

• 52:55Hannah Berner?

  Can we, not to be controversial, but is Mrs. Claus okay?

• 53:01Paige DeSorbo?

  During this time?

• 53:02Hannah Berner?

  Like, is she happy in her marriage? Is she, is she getting paid for the work she's doing? No one brings her up. I just imagine her smoking a cigarette, just being, like, so over Mr. Claus's shit. Santa, Santa, as he's AKA Santa.

• 53:17Paige DeSorbo?

  What woman isn't over?

• 53:20Hannah Berner?

  Because also, like, he doesn't work all year, and then works one night, and then everyone's like, he's the greatest. I would be so annoyed, because you know who's probably working every day? Her. Who do you think is organizing it? Who do you think's running the elves?

• 53:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Too, why do they have to make her look so frumpy?

• 53:38Hannah Berner?

  No, why can't she be?

• 53:39Paige DeSorbo?

  That's like one of my number one words, that, like, if somebody says, I'm like-

• 53:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. No, frumpy means-

• 53:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't, I can't frump.

• 53:47Hannah Berner?

  Bad, bad things. They, I guess, because, but it's funny, yeah, Santa is like, looks like a, um-

• 53:55Hannah Berner?

  Like a defensive blocker.

• 53:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like sometimes they have them like.

• 53:59Hannah Berner?

  They make him look sturdy. He looks like an offensive lineman. He looks like he played for the Packers.

• 54:03Paige DeSorbo?

  He looks like an ex NFL player.

• 54:05Hannah Berner?

  Also, he looks like, yeah, he looks like zaddy and she looks just like old and.

• 54:11Paige DeSorbo?

  One thing I wanted to bring up because I wanted to do, well, I feel like you were done, right? Yeah. Um, one thing I wanted to bring up because I saw a TikTok on it and I was like, wait, I need to like do recon now. Do you remember like before you had your period? So like when you were in like middle school or whatever? Any public bathroom you went into?

• 54:33Hannah Berner?

  What a time.

• 54:34Paige DeSorbo?

  What a time.

• 54:35Hannah Berner?

  What a time.

• 54:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Any public bathroom you went into, there was a big thing where you could get tampons.

• 54:41Hannah Berner?

  Mm hmm. And by the way, they were cardboard and would just rip your insides apart, but at least they were there. Yeah.

• 54:47Paige DeSorbo?

  It was basically like you could stick a pine cone up there and it's like the basically the same thing like that. It was like, cool. I'll just, I'll grab some leaves on my way out. Like it's so crazy.

• 54:56Hannah Berner?

  Just cork yourself.

• 54:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, literally. No, it was, it's literally a wine cork.

• 55:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 55:02Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, here, shove this up there. Um.

• 55:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's literally Uber.

• 55:06Hannah Berner?

  I thought I lost my virginity. When I first put a tampon in, I was like, I lost my virginity.

• 55:11Paige DeSorbo?

  It's literally like Uber Eats when you get a guy. It's like they're out of iced tea, but maybe this Clorox will work. It's like, no, it won't. Um.

• 55:21Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, oh, hi Kitty. She's busy.

• 55:25Paige DeSorbo?

  She's so busy. Um, okay, but I feel like I don't ever see them in public bathrooms anymore. I cannot tell you the last time I went into a public bathroom and saw like a girl take, getting a tampon out or even like a thing that said tampons. Isn't that a law?

• 55:42Hannah Berner?

  I feel like this specific podcast is so mean to men. Like we are like, the girls are gonna stone men after this. Like I.

• 55:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, what about me talking about my period is mean to men?

• 55:53Hannah Berner?

  No, but I said, like, we're, we're raising awareness about important things. I literally thought about this the other day, cause I literally got my period. There's no tampons to be found. Do I have to fuck an Instacart for like $20 tampons to my hotel?

• 56:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, if I'm in that situation, the first. Thing I'm thinking is, oh, I'll just take toilet paper. I never think, oh, there's tampons out there because I never see them.

• 56:18Hannah Berner?

  I feel like only really-

• 56:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm writing a letter to my congressman, like, hello?

• 56:23Hannah Berner?

  Can I tell you something so fucked up?

• 56:27Hannah Berner?

  Ta- um, I forget?

• 56:31Hannah Berner?

  Who are you? Um, tampons have the pink tax, you know, they're like, they're literally taxing us on something that we need.

• 56:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 56:38Hannah Berner?

  And you know what's not taxed? Viagra? Viagra.

• 56:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Viagra.

• 56:44Hannah Berner?

  Cause it's a prescription drug, considered medically necessary, unlike feminine hygiene products, which faces s- s- sales tax.

• 56:54Paige DeSorbo?

  But they're medically necessary.

• 56:56Hannah Berner?

  They're saying that Viagra is medically necessary, but not tampons. Who's they? Who is it?

• 57:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, look, I actually shouldn't speak on this, cause as someone who refuses to wear a tampon, I don't know why I'm looking for them so much.

• 57:12Hannah Berner?

  No, but, like-

• 57:13Paige DeSorbo?

  But it's, but some girls have a heavy flow and they don't get UTIs, so-

• 57:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, what's-

• 57:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I made an appointment to see a urologist. I feel like I should tell the gigglers.

• 57:24Hannah Berner?

  A urologist? Oh, cause your UTIs?

• 57:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because it's just like, I've done all the vitamins, I've tried all the TikTok hacks, I've like, done all-

• 57:33Hannah Berner?

  When did it start?

• 57:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I g- wait. I get DMs from girls all the time about UTIs, whether they're like commiserating, or like, hey, try. And a lot of the times, like, I will try something that they've said. But sometimes I'll get like, I'll get a girl and I'll just be like, yeah, no shit, I fucking tried that. Like, the other day, a girl DM'd me. And she goes, hey, have you tried like wiping from front to back? I was like, yes, Bianca, I've been wiping from back since I don't know the day I sat on the toilet. That's not why I'm getting UTIs.

• 58:11Hannah Berner?

  I love it. It's literally, have you tried drinking water?

• 58:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you tried turning it on and turning it off again?

• 58:19Paige DeSorbo?

  So anyway, I feel like I should update the gigglers and say, I'm like, I'm taking action and trying to get to the bottom of it.

• 58:26Hannah Berner?

  Quick shout out to my mom, who I love waking up to like the craziest New York Times articles that are like about the world's ending or like just, I want to say thank you to all the moms out there for looking out.

• 58:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Why? What did she send you today?

• 58:43Hannah Berner?

  Does the fertility cliff really hit at 35?

• 58:49Hannah Berner?

  No words behind it. 7:50 a.m.

• 58:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I told you to freeze your eggs with me. And you refused. You refused.

• 59:01Hannah Berner?

  When did you start getting UTIs?

• 59:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Dude, the day I lost my virginity. I got a UTI the first time I ever had sex. No, it's truly been a lifelong journey. I've been dealing with UTIs for 15 years.

• 59:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I would have never lost my virginity if I knew this was what was waiting for me.

• 59:22Hannah Berner?

  But I also feel like it has helped with your personality. Like if you were just a hot girl having sex and nothing bad was happening after, you would have been a fucking monster. Like now you're like

• 59:31Paige DeSorbo?

  It humbles me, for sure.

• 59:32Hannah Berner?

  It humbles you.

• 59:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you want to know what I think also it is? And this is just pure speculation. So if any doctors are listening, like, is this a thing? I also think, you know, like when you're, you're running around a lot, your immune system gets low and you're like, oh, I'm really like, I'm, I'm pushing it to the end. Like I'm gonna get sick.

• 59:51Hannah Berner?

  You mean every day?

• 59:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And typically people have a thing where it's like, oh, my, my, yeah, my throat is sore or whatever. Mine is a UTI.

• 1:00:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And so like, what is that?

• 1:00:03Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever hooked up with a guy and not gotten a UTI?

• 1:00:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, tons.

• 1:00:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Whoa, whoa.

• 1:00:10Hannah Berner?

  She goes.

• 1:00:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Millions.

• 1:00:14Hannah Berner?

  Dick after dick after dick after dick.

• 1:00:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, honestly, that's how I've picked a lot of my boyfriends. I'm like, well, let me see if I get a UTI. And if I don't, then you're good to go.

• 1:00:22Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And if I do, like, I've stopped talking to people because I'm like, sorry, we're actually not pH compatible. And that's important to me.

• 1:00:30Hannah Berner?

  Maybe you'll come up with like a crazy invention, like a real woman in STEM. Because there's possibly other, other women like you.

• 1:00:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what? I do feel called to raise some awareness. Actually, I feel very, as I get older, especially having a mom who's like in, has been in menopause. I do feel very strongly about women's health and like, not to brag, but when I did go to the White House for the Women's Health Initiative. It's actually so shocking how much there is no money for women's health. And once you hit a certain age, that's it. They don't give a fuck about you. There's no menopause health, like at all. Like, these women are literally discarded and they're running around sweating everywhere.

• 1:01:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and they're like crazy, like they're making it up.

• 1:01:15Paige DeSorbo?

  So like, I do feel so strongly, just like about women's health, that maybe I will get involved in the UTI community. Because it's debilitating.

• 1:01:25Hannah Berner?

  I also think UTI sounds, like it's not, they make you feel bad about it, like.

• 1:01:31Paige DeSorbo?

  They do make it sound like an, well, they make it seem like, well, then don't fuck, like on it.

• 1:01:36Hannah Berner?

  It sounds like an STD, yeah.

• 1:01:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's like, okay, well, you're giving yourself, because you're having sex. It's like, okay, well, I'm alive.

• 1:01:41Hannah Berner?

  I remember the one time I got a UTI, I was like scared to tell my mom. Like, I felt like a little, a little dirty little slut.

• 1:01:48Paige DeSorbo?

  But there's so many different reasons. My brother's girlfriend actually goes to like, which I didn't know this till like recently, that she goes to like a specialist. So I'm gonna like try and get an appointment with her specialist in the meantime. But anyway, that's where I'm at with my UTI journey.

• 1:02:05Hannah Berner?

  It's possible your canal is just too narrow.

• 1:02:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's the cross that I bear.

• 1:02:11Hannah Berner?

  Wait, isn't your ears that have narrow canals?

• 1:02:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, my vagina has a shorter, no, you were spot on. My vagina has a abnormally short canal compared to the other gals out there.

• 1:02:24Hannah Berner?

  Dez told me he has narrow ear canals and I got the ick.

• 1:02:30Hannah Berner?

  He's, he's in the other room.

• 1:02:34Paige DeSorbo?

  How does he know that?

• 1:02:36Hannah Berner?

  Great question. Like a doctor said that or he said that? He's like, look, I've been sticking my finger in a lot of his ears.

• 1:02:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, for years.

• 1:02:48Hannah Berner?

  I did get one text from our male correspondent, Bobby Flay, who's a religious listener. Shout out Sophie Flay, who converted him.

• 1:02:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, we're big Bobby Flay and Flay family advocates.

• 1:03:01Hannah Berner?

  Bobby was upset that we said he, uh, men can't wear scarves and Bobby loves wearing scarves. I took it upon myself to speak for us and just say, Bobby, you're a chef, so it actually negates it. Chefs are allowed to wear scarves.

• 1:03:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, and let me break it, break it down for the gigglers on why. If you are in a profession that is so overly masculine and we hate, we hate any type of violence, but if you're in your job and at some point you've thrown a pot, you can wear a scarf.

• 1:03:32Hannah Berner?

  If there's a sharp knife or object, like that's why the mafia, they can wear scarves.

• 1:03:37Paige DeSorbo?

  They can wear scarves. Hannah?

• 1:03:40Hannah Berner?

  Shiv's involved.

• 1:03:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Brilliant analogy. Spot on. Yeah, that's exactly, exactly it. That's exactly it. That's why athletes.

• 1:03:50Hannah Berner?

  Olympians, Olympians can wear scarves.

• 1:03:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Athletes walk in and they have a special outfit before they play the game. They can wear a scarf.

• 1:03:58Hannah Berner?

  Finance bros can't wear scarves.

• 1:04:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:04:01Hannah Berner?

  They do.

• 1:04:03Paige DeSorbo?

  They shouldn't.

• 1:04:03Hannah Berner?

  Cause it's cold in New York, but guess what's grosser than a scarf? See, look, when a girl is cold, it's adorable. It's cute. I'm so tiny. When a man is cold, he can't support a family.

• 1:04:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's why P Diddy lived in Miami.

• 1:04:23Hannah Berner?

  And that's a wrap on Giggly Squad this week. Oh my God. Um, we love you guys. Stay warm. Happy holidays and talk to you later. Bye.

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