Bobby Falls in Love

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Bobby Lee?

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is spring water?

• 0:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's beautiful spring water. What's the difference between regular water and spring water?

• 0:48Andrew Santino?

  Plastic.

• 0:49Bobby Lee?

  It's different season. Oh, I'm sorry.

• 0:50Andrew Santino?

  It's okay.

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  It's a season thing? You've never had winter water?

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  You've never had some winter water?

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's a winter wonderland now.

• 0:58Bobby Lee?

  Fall water, any of the seasons.

• 0:59Andrew Santino?

  Spring is the only season I drink. Which, which season do you like the most? Water-wise?

• 1:04Bobby Lee?

  Summer.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  Summer water.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  What's summer water?

• 1:06Andrew Santino?

  Summer water.

• 1:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  Summer loving is on the rise, and I'm telling you, dude, you're getting so tuned up for this summer. Your body's gonna be good, your brain's gonna be good.

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  I think you're gonna get some summer love this summer.

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  Or I'll get a disease.

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 1:24Bobby Lee?

  The shaky one.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  Parkinson's?

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  That's not the shaky one?

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  No, there's other shaky ones.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  What's the other shaky one?

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  Um, there isn't anymore? Parkinson's is the only one?

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  I feel like that's the main shaky one.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:38Andrew Santino?

  Shaking tremors. Give us, pull up shaky diseases.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  They're right here.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  Multiple sclerosis, multiple sclerosis. Man, say that five times, they can't.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I wanna do? I wanna get a shaky disease and have a time machine go down to the seventies and go do Soul Train. Yeah. Dude, I'll do Soul Train. I've always wanted to do the line with a shaky disease. Yeah.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Some people will get a time machine and they'll get, you know what I mean? I wanna go see, you know what I mean? Meet George Washington, not me dude, shaky soul train.

• 2:16Andrew Santino?

  Shaky Soul Train.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's you, Bob. No, that's not what I was saying. I love him.

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  Michael J. Fox.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm a big fan of him.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  He's the man.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  His Instagram handle is Shaky Soul Train, oddly enough.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  He's the man. He jokes about it all the time, which is so, you have to.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And the other way.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  At some point, it sucks, it sucks, it sucks, it sucks, and then you gotta joke about it.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Do you think Christopher Reeve is resentful toward horses?

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he hated them.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  After that, I mean, would, if, I got hurt by an animal.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  Turn him into glow.

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  If you got hurt by an animal, you're gonna hate it for life. Although, that might not be true. I got bit by my buddy's dog, my buddy Adam's dog when I was a kid. I still love dogs.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  I deserved the bite. I came in the back sliding door stoned at night, trying to sneak in to be quiet, to not wake up his mom. Dog bit me.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:15Andrew Santino?

  My fault.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  I know a girl named Jenny, she has a big pit bull scar on her face. Right? And then I go, can you dog sit?

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  I asked her, and she's like, no.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  Why, Jenny?

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz they're little though. My dogs are little.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  You don't have big scary dogs.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  They'll bite your ankle.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's not true.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Julio.

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  Julio is a nightmare.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, will bite your neck.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  He will, he will kill you.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  Julio has that like.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  But then you go, come on, come on Julio, and then Julio will calm down, but if Julio senses something's up. Attack mode.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Attack mode.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Do you think Wolverines and honey badgers get along?

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  They're so similar.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I wonder who would win in a fight.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  That's such a good question. Who would win a honey badger or a wolverine?

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, who would win though, you think?

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  It says they do not get along. They hate each other. They're highly territorial.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  I would say so, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:06Andrew Santino?

  I think a honey badger, aren't they crazy?

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They didn't create it. I mean, the X-Men should have had, you know what I mean?

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  Honey badger!

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Honey badger.

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  Cause honey doesn't sound threatening.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it is, yeah. Yeah. Wolverine sounds good, but like honey badger, yeah.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Wolverine would most likely win according to AI overview, due to its significantly larger size, greater strength.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  That's what I thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  Size and strength. Offensive power.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  What about Tasmanian devil? Is that a mix?

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. They got a-

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  They're small.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  I know they're small.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  But they're crazy.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  They're crazy. The sound that they make is insane.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever heard it?

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's-

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  It's insane.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  It's insane. And wait, you know why they'll win?

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Let me see if I can do it.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  Tazmanian Bobby.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can you do one?

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  Do it again.

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  It's, that's- You know the lore of this, the truth?

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  Why they're called Tasmanian devils? When people first came to that area, they were, they live in the woods at night. They heard that sound.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  They thought it was the devil. They thought that was Devil's Island. That is very true. Also, these things are crazy blind. They can't see shit.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  They can't see shit.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  But their jaw, look at the jaw strength of a Tasmanian devil. Look it up.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Look at it.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  They can bite through, I want to know how many pounds per square inch or something. It's-

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  That's my new cum noise, by the way.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Tasmanian devils have an exceptionally powerful bite for their size. They cited around 500 to 1,200 pounds per square inch. What's the average human bite? What's a human bite? Humans' bite force is 150 pounds per square inch.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  A Tasmanian devil is-

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  That's not good. Not good or bad?

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  It's 10 times us.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  It's, yeah, yeah.

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy. What is that? Alligators is 3,700 pounds per square inch.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  That's why all those idiots in Florida are like, they love the, they love the threat.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna get down there, I'm gonna wrestle that gator, see what happens.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  But I hear hippos are the ones you don't wanna fuck with.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  They're aggressive.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  They're aggressive.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  They're aggressive.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  They're gigantic mouths, you know, and they, um, they are very territorial. Not only, but they protect their babies. If you, if you see a hippo baby, run.

• 6:20Andrew Santino?

  Cause they'll kill you.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  The mother will kill you.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they'll just kill you. What is the father doing? Is he, is he MIA?

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, he left.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  You go ahead.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  No, you go.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  You go ahead, you go.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't want it.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want it either, no.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  I'll be back getting the bread.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get bread, I'm gonna get bread, I'll be back. Never comes back.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  Never comes back.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, they can swallow, they, they bite, you see them bite through stuff, it's nuts.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  You ever seen them bite through like a watermelon?

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, yeah.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  They can crack right through it. Fancy? Fancy?

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you say watermelon?

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  Cause I always see videos of hippos and watermelon.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Out of all the vegetables? Just say pumpkin.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  I always see videos.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Just say pumpkin.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no. There's always videos of hippos with watermelon. You've seen it, you know it.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and fried chicken.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  I knew it. I was waiting for it, dude. I was waiting.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Oh yeah, it is watermelon.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. That thing, wow.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever seen him feed him a carton of Newport's? He'll, he'll do that.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  He'll go right through it. It's crazy.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  So funny. Also hippos, there's a pink residue that, um, that comes out of their skin.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  I don't know this.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Do you know this?

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a pink residue.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  I'm waiting.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, there is no joke. That's a true thing. There is no joke. There's a pink residue.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm looking for the joke in my mind.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  There is no joke.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  There is a pink residue.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  Is there not a residue?

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's right. Hippos secrete a thick, oily reddish substance called blood sweat.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Blood sweat? Nut crib sweat?

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  It's sunscreen. SPF. Wow.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Blood sweat.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  That's where it comes from. Blood, sweat and tears. Tears.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wonder what it is.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  Wow, they secrete a red substance.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  They do.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  It protects their sun, their skin from sun and bacteria.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  I thought about that.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know why I know that. How the fuck do I know that?

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Out of all the things.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  No, I just know that.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  I looked at my dog today. We took a dog on the walk today and I thought, how weird that we're of all the species, like we're the ones that want to walk upright, that figured out walking upright was the move. Isn't that crazy that we were like, fuck this, all fours is crazy.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm up here. I'm getting up. Well, how did we get up?

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  Like something must have taught us to get up.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  Excuse me?

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  Don't bring your Spanish fucking voodoo to this room. Humans walking upright because it offered key survival advantages. I know, but why did we, why? Other animals can get upright, they just.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean banana.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  They're up in the trees.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Banana.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  Right. Yeah, I get it.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Food is up high.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  That's why I'm saying, it's, dude, food's up there.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we didn't want ground food. We wanted high food.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is it right or no?

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  You come up with why.

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  Brother, I love it.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. What do you mean you love it?

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  It's an.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  You come up with one, man.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  No, it's because we're up to.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Why do you think?

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  Vantage point, attack down.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  Bigger.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  Me big.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me big.

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  You're small.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're small. What happened? Why did we stop climbing the trees though?

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Probably hurts.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what I mean? Like we've evolved. You know what I mean? You would think that we'd still, well, Alex Honnold does still does it.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  Honnold does it.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Did you see that? Yeah, tell me about it.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  Pissed me off.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Why does it piss you off?

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  I just.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Why is he doing that? It's crazy.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  I mean, kudos, the guy's amazing, but you're like, what is this?

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, El Capitan is scarier though.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  No, he said this was fucking weird.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  But I'll tell you why, because I saw it. Did you see it?

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  I watched.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There are places where he would, he could fall where, you know, because once, once he gets to a certain section, he's climbing again and he could have fell down to like the next level.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Whereas El Capitan, once you fall, you're dead. There's no, nothing saving you.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  This was a great PR stunt for Netflix. I mean, 100%. And by the way, get paid. Good for him. That, that, that second of his wife like waving out the window was the weirdest.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  What do you think of that relationship?

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I, I think it seems like it's going up.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. It's strange because she, they talked about it. Is this the same girl from the documentary?

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Where, where he says he's gonna leave her. He's, I'm either gonna climb, you either stick around and I'm climbing or you can kick fucking rocks.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  And she was like, I'll stay.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  I mean, good, she mu, they must genuinely love each other.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe. They have two kids now.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  They do?

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  Where are they? Up at the top of that building?

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  They're at the One Center or whatever in, in Chechnya?

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't be able to watch if, if I was a kid. Like if your dad was doing that, would you be able to watch?

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  No, it's crazy. Oh, that's cute.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  By the way, this was in China, right? It was at, it was in Beijing or where was it?

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Singapore.

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Singapore.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Was it Singapore? Singapore. Yeah.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  Great audience Asians though.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Every second.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  Everything blows their mind.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  On, on the floors, they're like, oh, with the cameras on.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  They were.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they were.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  They were.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  This guy, it was, it was cool to see, but like, you know, you knew he was gonna do it.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I kinda wanted to see him slip a little bit.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  And there's also a delay. You know there's a delay.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  There's no way, if he fell, there's no way. They'd show it.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, cause how quick can you snap a camera away? Cause they're punched in, these guys are, and the guys that were doing the cameras on the ropes, that was crazy too.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  Cause they had to do, you know, I'd be a drone. Give me the drone. I'll fly that next to the guy.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Like if my partner wanted to do that, I would just be like, yeah, I'm not gonna be there.

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but okay, let's make it more real. What if your partner's like, I love deep sea fishing and I love deep sea diving and I like swimming down with sharks?

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Kalila.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  She did that the whole relationship.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  And guess what?

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm at home. I'm not watching that. Yeah, I'm just.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  But you said good luck, but you'd let, you, you know, you let them do it. You're just not gonna go.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, I did it a couple of times with them, those kind of activities, but that's completely different then, though, I think.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  It's just as life threatening, cause he's an expert at this. The chances of him falling are less likely than one of the girls getting bit in the ocean.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  100%. I, you guys don't agree with that? Think about this. Think for a second. This guy is a. Is a flawless professional.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  He was never gonna fall. That's why they did it.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  Those girls get in the water, they have an element that they can't control. He controls this, all this. They have animals that are, you're at their whim.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  They could just attack you for no reason.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  This guy, he was never gonna fall. There was no fucking way.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  But they did change the day, cuz it was raining.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  Uh, well, yeah, cuz you'd slip.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  I mean, let's, let's man up.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  Go during, yeah.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Do it when it's raining. Do it when it's raining.

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  Pussy.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Pussy.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Call him a pussy.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  I heard you didn't clap once in the rain.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Fucking do it. Let's see, let's see if you can do it during tornado.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  Get real elements.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Not win.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  This guy's the man, though. He is incredible.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  You know, he is just one of the greatest athletes of, i- in human history.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  Did you see, speaking of great athletes, did you see Shaun White jumping over Gillis and O'Connor in Central Park?

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  Shaun, during the snow closing in New York?

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Shaun White literally jumped over Gillis and O'Connor. Like, look at this. He just, like, ollies over them in the, it's in Central Park, right? Is that where it was?

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, on TMZ.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  How sick is that?

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  They're just chilling, drinking Bud Lights, and, and he's ollie hopping over these guys on a snowboard.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  I'd love to get hit in the head by that snowboard.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:05Andrew Santino?

  Get paid, huh? Get a check from Burton.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  How cool is that?

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  Can we even say it, or no?

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Say what?

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  About you doing tires.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I'm doing a couple of episodes with tires. Why, what?

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  Huge. No, I'm saying, is it, I don't know if you're not.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  We talked about it. Remember, we did the whole script thing, you know what I mean? I think that did it. We got you that role.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, on our, on the episode?

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember that?

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  How many episodes? Two?

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing two, yeah.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  Awesome. What's your name, character's name?

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  What did you want it to be?

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  I think you should bring that to the table.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  I, I'd love to do that.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  I think you should just tell them what you wanna play. Go, you know, I've been thinking about it.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  I'm a senior.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Does it matter?

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  Your name?

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  I just don't like all the, every time I played something, it's always like a boring, non-creative name.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm always Ken, for some reason.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  I mean, we know the reason.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or whatever. I've played, I've played Gin a couple of times.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  Ken, Gin.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what else have I played?

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I finished all of Burt's Show, by the way.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  You saw it? The whole thing?

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  It's awesome. It's on Netflix.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah, I know, I know where it's at.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  It's such an easy watch.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Is it?

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's great.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  Everyone in it's funny, it's great. Chris Watauski, Watauski?

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Chris Watauski, yeah, yeah.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Am I saying it right?

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  Fantastic.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  He's so funny.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's great.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Great guy.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Kills It, Chicago.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  Great dude. It's a funny show, man.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  You should, you know what's so funny about Chicago, guys? You Chicago guys help each other.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, we like each other.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you guys always help each other.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  San Diego guys don't do that?

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Cause there's not a lot.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, there, there's a lot of famous people.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  I can see a lot of Chicago guys, like, hey, you know what I mean? Use that guy, you know what I mean?

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  There's some good, well, there's a lot, well, there's a lot from Chicago.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it is.

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  People go there for acting and comedy.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? San Diego has a lot of famous people. Has Adam Driver never called you?

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, I want you to do something with me. How do you feel about good soup?

• 15:53Andrew Santino?

  Nick Cannon is from San Diego?

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  Dude, Ted Danson.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yo, I need you to babysit for me, Bob. He has so many kids.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  Was that Nick Cannon? Hey, yo, I need you to babysit for me, Bob. Myam Bialik is from San Diego.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who else?

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  Adam Brody.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's good. I didn't know all these people were from there.

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's a lot. Tom Waits.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Tony Hawk, we know Tony.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  Sean White, Bill Walton, Kendra Wilkinson, Tony Gwynn Jr. Sayow.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  Chris Jenner.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Interesting, I'm not even on that list. You are. Where?

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  You are, you're right there. Bobby Lee.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I am.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Why does it say comedian?

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  Nick Cannon, dude, this is, this list is thick.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  It's a pretty good list, yeah.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  Cameron Diaz, we skipped over, I thought she was from Long Beach.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  She is, yeah. Ah.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, she was born in San Diego, but went to school in.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  Robin Wright.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  Penn.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she went to La Jolla High School.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  Is it not?

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Not anymore, yeah.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  They got a divorce?

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  He was so good in that movie, they got a divorce, huh?

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, I had dinner with her one time.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  Robin Wright?

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I was in, I was in, um, Michigan.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Right? I had a couple of scenes in a movie, and the producer of the movie was dating her.

• 17:06Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  So, um, I had, producer, like, I'd have dinner, you know what I mean? So I show up, and she was at the dinner.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  Was he a good-looking guy, the producer?

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good-looking, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:15Andrew Santino?

  Because sometimes you meet these producers that date these actresses and you're like, how the

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, he was a long face like Sean. I think she likes long face.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  She likes a long face?

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, descriptive. Like a president, like an old president.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yes. So you wouldn't be her type?

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  You're a Wong face.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  But I, yeah, I'm a Wong face, yeah. But she, but what I remember about her is her being very funny.

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  I mean, she's so smart and cool.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she was very funny.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  What's your favorite role of hers?

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Christ, um. She didn't play that.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  I mean, obviously, the first time I noticed her was Princess Bride.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was really, really good.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then Jenny.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Forrest Gump is probably the most iconic.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Iconic. But she was good in Wonder Woman. Well, she was fun in that. Yeah, buffed out. Yeah, she's just a super beautiful doll.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she's pretty stunning.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Stunning, right?

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Who do you, who do you think, her or, who would you, Sharon Stone or her, you think?

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  Her, for sure.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  But Sharon Stone in her prime, though? Oh, my God.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  No, she's, she's gorgeous.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Wholesome, just beautiful.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, look at that.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow, what a beautiful girl.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  Gorgeous, mate, gorgeous.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Very talented, too.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely lovely.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Cate Blanchett, I think, the same thing.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  Not my style, but yeah.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but just beautiful, wholesome, white, yeah.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Andres just sent me something, let's see, it's some sort of meme.

• 18:35Speaker 04

  No, I just, I, this guy won the lottery and so, so surprising, he found love that

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  181 million dollar lottery winner falls in love. Yeah. And the lottery winner is the woman, yeah? Because she, that's, she won the lottery with that guy.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Dude, just by chance.

• 18:55Speaker 04

  Two days after.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  Tell me this guy's British 100%, right?

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  Is he not British?

• 19:01Speaker 04

  No, it's American.

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  North Carolina.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  I find myself a beauty girl, dude. Wait till you see my, wait till you see the girl that I got. She won't nothing from me.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  Isn't it incredible, though?

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  She's poisoning him.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  This is basically what happened.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  Life changed.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Life over. Life over.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  You think it's over?

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  The lottery is the worst thing. They say statistically, like, these people end up killing themselves, going broke.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  You want to hear a statistic? Same thing, same.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's Statistics, we'll be right back.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  You'll hear one? Right. People that are, um, that are in a car accident and paralyzed from the neck down are, get, are happier than lottery winners.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  No, you made that up. I mean, that sounds real.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you why? So, when you win the lottery, right, um, you, your friends and family, they change. Right.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  They all want the money.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Me, me, me, me, me.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  Me, me, me.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  Also, you don't know how to manage money, so you lose the money quickly.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? You start buying houses and cars for your friends and all that stuff, and the pa, it, it becomes more painful, your life.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, more burdened.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  More burden, more pain, you know what I mean? And, um, somebody that's been in a car accident, paralyzed from the neck down, right? When they can taste orange juice for the first time, there's super joy there. When they can move a pinky, right? Like, every day, you know, some, some new thing happens, right? They, they, you get more joy, and there's more, you know what I mean?

• 20:31Andrew Santino?

  The small things matter.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Small things, and then you realize who your true friends are and loved ones when you're, you're in a car accident.

• 20:39Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so, um, they say that you, you're happier.

• 20:43Andrew Santino?

  I agree. I mean, you see the his, the history of all these people that win the lottery is awful.

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  It's awful, yeah. They lose it quickly.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  It, it, whenever, they're always like, the guy, what was the dude? There, wasn't there a guy that just killed himself that won, that won the lottery not too long ago? Like, he just.

• 20:59Speaker 04

  You guys think that this guy is gonna lose the laugh if he loses the money?

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 21:05Andrew Santino?

  Mental health struggles, very big. The curse, the curse of the lottery. Uh, 70% of lottery winners go broke or face severe financial distress within a few years. That was kinda like, do you remember the show, um, what was it? Move That Bus? You know that fucking show?

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  Extreme Home Makeover.

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  Extreme Home Makeover? They would give these people these mansions. People that made like 30 grand a year, they give them a fucking mansion. They couldn't pay the taxes on it. They'd go broke. Then they'd be in worse financial debt than they were before they got the house.

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because it's a cr- so they got sued, right? Didn't they get sued and then they settled? And then at some point, the show had to continue on the air. So what happened was, then the network started paying for the taxes or the whatever, so these people wouldn't drown.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Right. Wow, that's interesting.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  It's a bad, it's a bad game.

• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  Lot of cases.

• 21:49Speaker 04

  Hey guys, do you know we're sponsored by Pepsi?

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

  Bob, did you see that Pepsi did another Pepsi challenge?

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, people still do that?

• 21:55Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they do still do that. And 66% of people chose Pepsi Zero Sugar over Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's not even close, dude.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  I know. 66% of people over what percentage of people chose Coca-Cola Zero?

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  44%, 34.

• 22:10Speaker 04

  I guess Pepsi doesn't make you good at math.

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  Right on, man. Good math.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  Is that true?

• 22:14Andrew Santino?

  That is very true. That's right on the number.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:16Andrew Santino?

  Perfect. Alright, let's take the challenge and see.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  I wanna try, I wanna try.

• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  There we go.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm gonna take a straw in the A and then the B. Ready? And I'm gonna try B first.

• 22:28Andrew Santino?

  No, you go backwards. You always go backwards.

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  I always go backwards because I just want my mind.

• 22:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna try A first.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, and then I try B.

• 22:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay, don't say anything.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:41Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, okay.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what's yours?

• 22:44Andrew Santino?

  On the count of three, we'll say.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 22:47Andrew Santino?

  Close your eyes.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  I gotta do it again, hold on, I gotta do it again.

• 22:49Andrew Santino?

  Let's do it one more time.

• 22:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  Got it?

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  I got it.

• 22:58Andrew Santino?

  On the count of three.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  No, also, in my mind, it's also, you know, I'm parched. I'm in the Sahara Desert, right? I'm dreaming of a cola beverage.

• 23:07Andrew Santino?

  We're in a studio in Burbank.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  No, in my mind.

• 23:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like what would I, right?

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 23:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm parched, yeah, I'm in the Sahara Desert, right? And I'm trying to find a liquor store or something, or store, or comedian store, so I can get a beverage.

• 23:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  I see one in the desert, right? And I.

• 23:22Andrew Santino?

  What if it's a mirage?

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  It could be a mirage. And I, I only have one opportunity to buy one beverage.

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

  Here we go.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  Which one would I pick? What you're gonna say? I'm gonna say.

• 23:30Andrew Santino?

  One, two, three, A!

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 23:33Andrew Santino?

  Let me see.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  Let me see. Oh my god!

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  Pepsi did.

• 23:39Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  What's yours?

• 23:40Andrew Santino?

  I picked Pepsi.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Got me.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  If I had an option based on the test, I'm going with the rising star.

• 23:47Andrew Santino?

  Because you're a rising star.

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm a rising star.

• 23:49Andrew Santino?

  Am I?

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 23:50Andrew Santino?

  I am?

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you chose the 66%.

• 23:53Andrew Santino?

  But my star's a little bloated, so as long as I keep drinking Pepsi Zero Sugar, it might, it might be a shooting star at some point?

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  If you want to use that analogy.

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, I did.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  I know. But you have to also think of it this way, dude. I'm an alien. I'm visiting Earth.

• 24:07Andrew Santino?

  I'll, I'll second that.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, what city am I in?

• 24:11Andrew Santino?

  Uh, at Los Angeles.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 24:13Andrew Santino?

  Hi.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Um, I heard about Cola Bam Bridges. Can you give me?

• 24:17Andrew Santino?

  They're phenomenal.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Are they?

• 24:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're really good.

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  Which one is the one that's the best up and rising one?

• 24:23Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something, alien.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes?

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

  I can get you the Pepsi challenge, so you can decide for yourself.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  Is this it right here?

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

  That's the Pepsi challenge right there. Are you an alien or a robot?

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  I am a combination of a cyborg and human parts as well.

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  You know what? I shouldn't. I've never questioned you. I'm sorry.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  I have also, um, Bionatrix.

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  Are you made of Bionatrix?

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I am.

• 24:47Andrew Santino?

  Wonderful. Alright, why don't you take the Pepsi challenge? What's your name, sir?

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 24:51Andrew Santino?

  What's your name?

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  Alongo.

• 24:53Andrew Santino?

  Alongo! Alongo, what do you think?

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

  Take a sip.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go.

• 25:00Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 25:03Andrew Santino?

  That's not gonna short circuit your insides?

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  That's me short, short circuiting.

• 25:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, drink up before you die.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:09Andrew Santino?

  Before your system crashes.

• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  Did you like that one more?

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  That one is better.

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Which one? La Longo.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  La Longo likes what better?

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Pepsi.

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  You heard it here first. La Longo likes Pepsi more. Pepsi, Pepsi Zero Sugar. La Longo likes Pepsi Zero Sugar more than Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. Go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today. Let your taste decide.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  The lottery is gross.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Give me a statistic.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you a statistic.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:46Andrew Santino?

  Smoking a pack of cigarettes is the health equivalent to having unprotected sex with five prostitutes.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  No, I made it up.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 25:58Andrew Santino?

  But it sounded real.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  It sounded pretty real.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  It sounded real.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay, true or false? Let's see if you can get.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  But, but you know, here, I'll, I'll give you one.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  You go.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Covered one, right?

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:08Speaker 05

  It's better to just be a cigarette smoker for COVID.

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  True.

• 26:19Speaker 05

  It is.

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  It was, yeah, it turned out, yeah.

• 26:21Speaker 05

  It is.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  Smokers had better lung capacity.

• 26:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, better propensity to like fix themselves.

• 26:26Speaker 05

  You know.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm not Googling it.

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that you're smoking.

• 26:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, Google it. It's true.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Cause I look dumb when I Google things that are the joke.

• 26:33Speaker 05

  No, it's not. It's true. Google it.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  Extensive research, authorities like World Health Organization confirm that smoking increases the risks of severe illness, hospitalization, and death from COVID-19, in fact.

• 26:48Speaker 05

  Oh, I made it up then.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  I tell ya, you sold me.

• 26:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:53Andrew Santino?

  I bought it. Can I give you a statistic?

• 26:55Speaker 05

  Is it real or fake?

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  You tell me if it's true or fake.

• 26:57Speaker 05

  Okay, go ahead.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  Alright. Seventy-eight percent of people that got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine drove Dodge Chargers.

• 27:09Speaker 05

  What, seventy-eight? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:12Andrew Santino?

  Is that real?

• 27:13Speaker 05

  I think it's false.

• 27:14Andrew Santino?

  I think it's false.

• 27:15Speaker 05

  Cause I don't know anybody that drives one.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  It's eighty-seven. It's eighty-seven, not seventy-eight. It's the other way.

• 27:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. Wow, that's a good one.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  Ah, that one's for Mccone. Mccone, welcome back. Mccone, he's back. Give it up for Mccone.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  He got stuck in New York City. How was New York, you pig?

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  It was great. It was very fun. It was nice hanging out with ya, and yeah.

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we took the boy.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  SG.

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  Took the boy to Madison Square Garden, had a fun little time there. Then we went to what we thought was a gay bar. But it was just gay night.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  It was all women. We went downstairs and it was all women.

• 27:53Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  And then it took five seconds for the intelligent people to go, oh, it's a gay bar.

• 27:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  And these fucking dorks, him and his buddy were like, "It's a lot of babes here, man."

• 28:02Speaker 04

  Great ratio and they were all beautiful.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  I was like, great ratio. These women don't like penises.

• 28:06Speaker 05

  Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  You can tell because a girl came up to me and dapped me up right away. She literally goes, yo, fucking love your show, dog. And I was like, yeah, thank you, dude.

• 28:14Speaker 05

  Wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  Big fan. By the way, big in the lesbian community. That's huge, bad friends. We love that.

• 28:19Speaker 05

  Really?

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fuck yeah. We had a lot of fans there. It was great.

• 28:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's cool.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Made me feel good.

• 28:24Speaker 05

  That's amazing.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  All right, sorry.

• 28:26Speaker 05

  I really like it. I really like it.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  Sorry for sharing.

• 28:28Speaker 05

  That's really good. I like it.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  You go to a gay bar, you find out.

• 28:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. You can recognize a gay bars.

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, you're back.

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  Where have you been?

• 28:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  You bad boy.

• 28:41Speaker 05

  I just got tuned out for a second. It was so weird.

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, where are you going?

• 28:45Speaker 05

  Because I came up with another statistic, but then it's like, it was too late. It was too late to say it because it, we had transitioned onto something else. And I just got stuck on it, but it's like, I'm not even going to say it, but I'm just saying.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  Come on, give it to me. Give it to me.

• 28:58Speaker 05

  It's stupid.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  They're all stupid.

• 29:00Speaker 05

  It's so fucking dumb. I don't know why for like a minute I got hung up on it. You know what I mean? You know those people that in China where they can walk, like it looks like they can walk above the ground like they're floating when they, or they're dancing?

• 29:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:13Speaker 05

  Do you know that?

• 29:14Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 29:14Speaker 05

  Yeah. Did you know that those people, not everyone can do it, but those people, they don't have bone marrow. Did you know that?

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 29:21Speaker 05

  Now be real.

• 29:22Speaker 04

  Is that a stat?

• 29:25Speaker 04

  This is a hundred percent.

• 29:26Speaker 05

  What do you mean this? What do you mean this?

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  That's not a good one.

• 29:31Speaker 05

  I know, but that's why, but that's why for a minute I was thinking about it, right? It wasn't. I know it wasn't. For some reason I couldn't get my mind. I got stuck in it. You know what I mean?

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 29:45Speaker 05

  In my mind, I was like, this is not a good one because you're making it up, obviously. You know what I mean? And then I just couldn't stop thinking about it.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  Bone marrow.

• 29:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly. It wasn't even good. That's why I even said, I don't even say anything.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  No, it's fine.

• 29:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  I just, it's, it's.

• 29:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, but you didn't have to fucking call me out.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, it was just so.

• 30:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh, you did this? Why did you do this?

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  I didn't like it.

• 30:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't like it either. I didn't want to say it. It's terrible.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  The meal was bad.

• 30:10Speaker 05

  It was bad.

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to eat that. Like a kid, get that. What is that?

• 30:15Speaker 05

  This is the most condescending bullshit I've ever seen.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't like it.

• 30:18Speaker 05

  Right? Yeah, oh my god, I hate that. It's like spitting in someone's face.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  I didn't spit on you.

• 30:23Speaker 05

  That's basically it, it's like spitting in your face. Yeah, yeah, god, that's the worst.

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  Wipe it away.

• 30:27Speaker 05

  Yeah. Anyway.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  Did you have fun in New York? What else did you do? What'd you get into?

• 30:31Speaker 04

  I mean, there wasn't much. We were snowed in. But I went to the, I went to the Met. That was very fun. Great museum.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:38Speaker 05

  You went by yourself?

• 30:40Speaker 04

  No, I was staying with my friends Jackson and Abby.

• 30:41Speaker 05

  Oh, how are they? Anyway, um.

• 30:46Speaker 05

  Who gives a fuck?

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  Shut it down.

• 30:51Speaker 05

  Shut it down.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  Shut it down. Shut it down hard.

• 30:54Speaker 05

  Get the fuck out.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  Shut it down.

• 30:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, um, that's great.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  No, that is nice.

• 30:58Speaker 05

  You want to, tell us what you saw at the Met?

• 31:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, let's, yeah.

• 31:02Andrew Santino?

  You don't even want to know.

• 31:03Speaker 05

  What is the beautiful artwork you saw?

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  Did you have a slice of New York pizza?

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  We went to a bar together above, uh, above Five Guys. That was actually wild. You walk into Five Guys? Like you're going to order? And there's a fucking bouncer by the fryer? And you hand him your ID and there's a bar upstairs, a secret bar upstairs?

• 31:23Speaker 05

  No.

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was kind of cool.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  At Five Guys?

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and you could take a-

• 31:26Speaker 04

  Inside.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Inside, and you could take some peanuts to go upstairs and everything.

• 31:29Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 31:29Andrew Santino?

  It was kind of a cool little bar. It was like a nice little nook tucked away. Five Guys in the Village.

• 31:34Speaker 05

  Wow. Is that the original Five Guys?

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  No, uh, the original's Four Guys, and that's up the street. They just had the one up up.

• 31:41Speaker 05

  Hey dude.

• 31:44Speaker 05

  That's your, that dude.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  That was bad.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  That was your bone marrow. That was my bone marrow.

• 31:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was your bad bone marrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Four Guys, dude?

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  No, the original Five Guys, I think, is in DC. Am I wrong?

• 31:55Speaker 04

  I believe so, I'm looking.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  I think my buddy Tyler took me to the original Five Guys in-

• 32:00Speaker 04

  Arlington.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  Arlington or wherever it is. Arlington, Virginia, there it is, yeah. I think I went to that one with him.

• 32:05Speaker 05

  Now, is the original, like, the original Panda or the original whatever, is it better than the, the chain of it?

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I'm sure the locals would say yes, right? Cause they grew, if you had the first, you're always gonna be like, we did it. It's like the band, you're like, I knew that band before, I liked that band. That album wasn't as good as the first one that I heard.

• 32:23Speaker 05

  Because the, because the original Panda Express, the actual restaurant, restaurant apparently is very good.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  It's in Pasadena, California.

• 32:28Speaker 05

  What's that called? Panda?

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  Panda Inn.

• 32:30Speaker 05

  Panda Inn, right?

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  It's right there. Zoom in, bud. The original concept for Panda Express started with Panda Inn, sit-down restaurant opened by Andrew and Peggy Ching, Chink, in Pasadena. 1973 on Foothill Boulevard. It burned down during the fires. However, somehow the Chow Main did survive. That stuff is just, it's not flammable.

• 32:48Speaker 05

  Chow Main is so strong.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  So strong. There's the original, that's Panda Express, the original Panda Inn. I hate Panda Express.

• 32:55Speaker 05

  It's, it's good in a bind, but um, I, I wanna try Panda Inn.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  Let's go. I'd love to go. Is it still open?

• 33:01Speaker 05

  Is there an original McDonald's?

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  It's here in California.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is open.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  Let's go to it.

• 33:09Speaker 05

  We should try Panda Inn.

• 33:10Andrew Santino?

  The first, the first McDonald's is in San Bernardino.

• 33:13Speaker 05

  Are you being real?

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 33:15Speaker 05

  And it's still there?

• 33:16Andrew Santino?

  I do not know if it's still there. I think it's a museum now.

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  And then, the first chain, of course, was in Illinois. That's where our boy Ray Kroc stole the idea, took it, and we went there as, on a field trip as kids.

• 33:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, you know what I'm obsessed with? Novelty architecture.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  Love novelty architecture.

• 33:35Speaker 05

  You know what novelty architecture is? What is it, McCollum? Uh, architecture that's kinda silly or out of the ordinary. It's made for the fun of it and the love of it. It's not fun, like Randy's Donuts is one?

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, that's so funny. They had Idolour, that bar in North Hollywood. I've been to that bar.

• 33:49Speaker 05

  This one?

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:50Speaker 05

  What is that?

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's a bar on Lancashire.

• 33:52Speaker 05

  Oh, are those barrels?

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:53Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  And you go sit in the barrels.

• 33:55Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  But then when beer starts filling up in there, it gets scary.

• 34:00Speaker 05

  I mean, that's a yeah.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  Another one. Yeah, I know.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:04Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 34:04Speaker 05

  Yeah. But you know, it's like, you know how some like you go to cities all over the country now and they all look the same?

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:12Speaker 05

  Why can't we like, you know, express ourselves in different ways? Art, architecture wise, I mean, in terms of, is that money?

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  No, we're going, no, the problem is we're going backwards because what happens is people want stuff that looks nice and new. But in, in fact, it actually is just cheaper and poorly built, but they like the idea because, okay, like the, all these fucking apartment complexes going up.

• 34:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  They all look the same.

• 34:35Speaker 05

  Exactly, yeah.

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  Because people want new, right? If they say, I can't afford a fucking house, but I want a nice apartment. I want something nice and new. I want a new build. I want no one to live in it. But the problem is they throw these things up, they, they, they, they do it with the cheapest materials possible. And they built them so shanty like, but people want the image of nice and new from the outside.

• 34:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:54Andrew Santino?

  That's why the whole city of fucking LA looks like that.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes, fake luxury.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's a bummer and it's taking over.

• 34:59Speaker 05

  And if you look at like, um, the colors of cars that we have today versus in the seventies, it's like, what happened to those fun colors?

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the problem now.

• 35:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  As a car guy, it's paint to sample now because they don't sell as well. And their, a car company's main goal is to sell as many, it's volume at the highest level. It's just sell a billion fucking cars. They don't give a fuck. They're made of plastic. Get rid of, that's why leasing started. They were like, here, we'll get it back and then we'll just sell it at a huge discount. That, because the highest colors of cars that sell are like white, black and gray. And so they're like, fuck it. We won't make any other colors.

• 35:33Speaker 05

  God, it's just made our society and our culture look like land.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  It sucks.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  All of it.

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  So now you have to paint the sample. You want a special color? You have to order a color of a car. It costs more money.

• 35:43Speaker 05

  Yeah. Like, look, look, look.

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  Nineteen seventy, the arrow, the top selling cars were avocado green, harvest yellow, earthy brown, burnt orange.

• 35:50Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 35:51Speaker 05

  Beautiful. Fun.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  I fuck with a burnt orange. That's such a sexy color on a car.

• 35:57Speaker 05

  And what's today now? Is that today?

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  White is thirty-eight, black is nineteen, gray is fifteen. Those are the highest that I said.

• 36:02Speaker 05

  Oh, my.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  Silver and blue are nine and seven. Red is five. It doesn't even happen anymore unless it's Ferrari.

• 36:08Speaker 05

  Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Yellow.

• 36:09Speaker 05

  It's incredible what happened.

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me be honest. Yellow is the fucking, yellow stinks.

• 36:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, yellow's weird, hard.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Yellow on a car is not it.

• 36:16Speaker 05

  It's hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  It's not it. It doesn't do it for me.

• 36:18Speaker 05

  Midnight purple would be fun. Ooh, hello.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Is that the nickname for your penis?

• 36:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, midnight purple.

• 36:27Speaker 05

  Hey dude.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  Midnight fur.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  What's the opposite of this?

• 36:33Speaker 05

  That's it, dude.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  What's the color of your car? What is that color called? It's like baby.

• 36:37Speaker 05

  That's why I like it. It's like, it's like a, a soft baby blue.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  Soft baby blue.

• 36:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  Not a hard baby blue.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  It's like that.

• 36:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. It's like, it's like a card. It's like, yeah, it's like this, well, kind of, I guess, right?

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  A little lighter than that.

• 36:52Speaker 05

  A little lighter than that.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  Houston oil or blue. The kid goes right to Texas stuff.

• 36:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  That's what I see when I see his car.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  When are you gonna move to Texas? The rumor is you're moving to Texas.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 37:00Andrew Santino?

  Everyone on the streets talking about it.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not leaving LA.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  Everybody says, do you know this? People around LA are saying he's going back. He's going to Austin.

• 37:07Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  He keeps going there. He's looking for a place to live.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  I already have a place.

• 37:10Speaker 05

  Oh, spaghetti, huh?

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  You have a, you own a place in Austin?

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  My sister and I do.

• 37:15Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  Where is it?

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Uh, South Congress. It's like, yeah.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  By one of those boot shops?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  No, it's actually like by like a Verizon store. It's like a random neighborhood.

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  You know that on South Congress? That was the funniest neighborhood back in the day. I used to love going down there and now it's a Lululemon and a fucking SoulCycle and a, right?

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Soul House.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  Soul House and.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Buck Mason.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  Earth Bar. It's just, it's here. It's California now.

• 37:38Speaker 05

  I like that strip in Austin where they had that pizza place. What's it called? Right across from the boot.

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  We went.

• 37:43Speaker 05

  I know, it's so good.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  What is it fucking called?

• 37:45Speaker 05

  I don't know. I love that place.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  Why can't I think of the name? Home Slice.

• 37:48Speaker 05

  Home Slice.

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that place was fucking great. Yeah, it's a good slice of pizza. Talkspace!

• 37:54Speaker 05

  You know, you know, I do therapy every week.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  Same.

• 37:56Speaker 05

  And, uh, Talkspace has, uh, saved my life because, um, you know, you need to release the demons.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  You gotta release, man.

• 38:05Speaker 05

  And, um, you know, I had a lot of trauma growing up and, um, you know, using, uh, EMDR and other methods through Talkspace has really, uh, relieved and taken some of the burden off of my shoulders. A lot of it, actually.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  That's because Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime, anywhere.

• 38:25Speaker 05

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• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  Let's be honest, okay? It's always nice to talk to somebody. All jokes aside, this is a comedy show, but we all like to talk stuff out and Talkspace makes it easier and they make getting the help you need easy, accessible and affordable. Plus, most insured members have a $0 copay.

• 38:52Speaker 05

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• 39:02Andrew Santino?

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• 40:23Andrew Santino?

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• 40:37Andrew Santino?

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• 40:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  You saved so much money when I-

• 40:59Speaker 05

  What you saved?

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, you did more than me. I saved a little bit. You saved a lot more, thanks to Rocket Money, because you were paying for so many different subscriptions.

• 41:07Speaker 05

  So many subscriptions. I had a meditation subscription I never used.

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  Hundreds of dollars wasted.

• 41:11Speaker 05

  Some, a couple of video games, like games.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  A couple? Like 20?

• 41:13Speaker 05

  20 of them.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's fine.

• 41:14Speaker 05

  I saved, um, I don't want to disclose it, but thousands and thousands of dollars a year.

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• 41:29Speaker 05

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• 41:30Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends.

• 41:32Speaker 05

  You, you keep the troops in line, these boys.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  You don't do that with your crew?

• 41:37Speaker 05

  They're all subject to NDAs, so I have a-

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, we never made these guys sign NDAs for the tour we did.

• 41:44Speaker 05

  These guys, there's-

• 41:45Speaker 04

  Too late.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  McCone has one.

• 41:48Speaker 05

  Yeah. Adam, they could ruin our careers.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, once we get a career, they could fucking bury us.

• 41:53Speaker 05

  I'm actually here, uh, to get them to unionize. I'm trying to take down all of the podcasts.

• 41:59Speaker 04

  We're in.

• 42:00Speaker 05

  Very funny, right, guys?

• 42:03Speaker 05

  Dude, you guys deserve to own the means of production.

• 42:06Speaker 04

  Totally. We've been saying that for six years.

• 42:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a, it's a, yeah.

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  This is a republic, man. This is not-

• 42:12Speaker 05

  This is a republic.

• 42:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is a republic.

• 42:14Speaker 05

  Dude, I know, dude.

• 42:16Andrew Santino?

  This, this podcast. No, Burbank is too.

• 42:19Speaker 05

  How far is Jay Leno's cars?

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  He lives upstairs.

• 42:22Speaker 05

  He does.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he'll come down in the middle of this.

• 42:24Speaker 05

  How is he okay? He just keeps like, uh, getting into slapstick-style kind of, uh, accidents?

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  He's, I think he's doing a lot of pratfalling.

• 42:33Speaker 05

  I think there's- The video of him, the video of him where he's like, "I'm fine," and then he gets in the car, that one is just-

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  He like, he just fell down.

• 42:41Speaker 05

  Well, he, where he hits the fire hydrant, where he's like, talk-

• 42:45Speaker 05

  I mean, he's a colleague, so and a friend. I mean, like, I'm not, this is.

• 42:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, the, the burn accident, like, oh my god, he's okay. I hope he's okay.

• 42:58Andrew Santino?

  I think he's gotta be okay, man. He's still doing car shows every week.

• 43:01Speaker 05

  Burn accident.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  How many?

• 43:03Speaker 05

  Horrific garage accident. This man, death follows him everywhere he goes. He's like in the movie Final Destination.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Do you know him?

• 43:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, brand new face.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Adam, do you know him?

• 43:15Speaker 05

  Jay?

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:16Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 43:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  You guys served in Vietnam together?

• 43:21Speaker 05

  Well, it's a, we, uh, there's a, you know, like, the Harvard Club?

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 43:27Speaker 05

  But it's like for talk show hosts.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, talk show club.

• 43:29Speaker 05

  So it's me, Leno, uh, what's, uh?

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Holden.

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  Bill Maher.

• 43:35Speaker 05

  Kelsey Lately, uh, yeah, the one, uh, who else? I don't know.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy Fallon.

• 43:41Speaker 05

  Jimmy Fallon, uh, that British guy that no one likes.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  Corden.

• 43:44Speaker 05

  Corden, I mean, sorry, he's a friend?

• 43:48Speaker 05

  Are you boys with him? Bobby, you boys with him?

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  He produced something I was in.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  What did he produce?

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  That game show I did.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really? Terrible.

• 43:55Speaker 05

  What was it called? How to be a fatso from England?

• 43:59Speaker 05

  Apparently, he's terrible to, uh, like, in a restaurant.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, the rumor was Balthazar.

• 44:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, Balthazar.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  He was like a dickhead.

• 44:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, what's his name? Uh, uh, the, who's the restaurateur that owns Balthazar?

• 44:11Speaker 04

  Jose Andres?

• 44:12Speaker 05

  What? Not Jose Andres, you fucking idiot. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 44:17Speaker 05

  No, you guys are inspiring me to talk to these idiots.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  Keith McNally.

• 44:20Speaker 05

  Keith McNally, yeah, yeah.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  You blushed.

• 44:24Speaker 05

  You blushed?

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm used to getting the answers just from one side. You, don't ever blush. Man up! You, you represent bad friends. Don't blush! You're right.

• 44:33Speaker 05

  Why? That's nice.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're right. Don't act like a bitch, dude.

• 44:36Speaker 05

  Stop it. Don't talk to him that way.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  Hey, fuck you, Adam Fredman!

• 44:40Speaker 05

  Try to have a lot of them. No, guys.

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  He's Jamaican. Adam Freiman.

• 44:45Speaker 05

  It's a complete honor and a privilege to be a guy.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 44:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  I'm here, I'm here in Los Angeles, just visiting, and this is, this is one of the stops I'm making.

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing in LA?

• 44:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:57Andrew Santino?

  You hate LA.

• 44:59Speaker 05

  I don't, no, no, I don't hate LA.

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 45:01Speaker 05

  No, no, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no, I like LA, it's gorgeous. Yeah, I'm from here, I was born here.

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you're a New York guy.

• 45:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm a New York guy.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  You're a New York guy.

• 45:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm just Jewish and wearing gloves.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  That's what I meant.

• 45:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  We like, we like to keep you guys over there.

• 45:18Speaker 05

  They're Jews in LA.

• 45:19Andrew Santino?

  I know, but here, they're, there, we keep them in order, we keep them.

• 45:21Speaker 05

  Where, the Pico Robertson era? Area?

• 45:24Andrew Santino?

  There, or Century City, or Beverly Hills.

• 45:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:27Andrew Santino?

  South Beverly Hills, South Fairfax.

• 45:28Speaker 05

  Do you like have a wall around the?

• 45:31Andrew Santino?

  They wouldn't let us do it.

• 45:32Speaker 05

  Some sort of Warsaw Gena? I think it's pretty popular to be, who do you think runs the industry that we work?

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  Chinese people?

• 45:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, that's not true at all.

• 45:40Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 45:41Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  You don't think the Chinese run us?

• 45:43Speaker 05

  No, no, I do, I, on stage, I do a joke about if they, how they have to not take it from the Jews, Hollywood, and if they did, you know, Bobby, they would make like, what, Going to Work One, Going to Work Two, and stuff, the Chinese?

• 46:01Speaker 05

  It would be terrible.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Are these movies?

• 46:03Speaker 05

  I'm just saying, if they ran it.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Packed in a Train.

• 46:05Speaker 05

  Instead of the Jews.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Packed in a Train is a good movie.

• 46:07Speaker 05

  Yeah. It would be called, yeah.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  We don't know how to wait in line?

• 46:11Speaker 05

  Do you ever think about what it's like just there?

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  In China?

• 46:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I haven't been, have you been?

• 46:16Speaker 05

  No, but it's just, what, for like 60 years, they're just going like?

• 46:22Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  Is that dynamite?

• 46:23Speaker 05

  No, I'm just like in a factory.

• 46:24Andrew Santino?

  Assembly line.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, that's just like, he be the worst in assembly, that's how slow he goes.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fired.

• 46:31Speaker 05

  I'd be terrible being Chinese, I'd be, I'd be one of the worst Chinese imaginable.

• 46:35Andrew Santino?

  Little American kids get easy bake ovens.

• 46:37Speaker 05

  Their whole life, they're just this.

• 46:39Andrew Santino?

  That's what they get, that's what they get.

• 46:40Speaker 05

  Imagine. And I have, I have, I have my own YouTube Jewish style, long form interview talk show, and I complain, "Look at this, this is way, this is terrible."

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  She loves it.

• 46:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, she loves it.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  Also, what are they dreaming? What are they thinking?

• 46:54Speaker 05

  Are they fucking?

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  They're going to the club and fucking.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  Really quick.

• 46:57Speaker 05

  How do they get drunk?

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  At work.

• 47:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, they're not getting, no, they're not allowed to go to the bathroom at work. They have to poop their pants.

• 47:06Speaker 05

  I just think, yeah, what's, what do they do for fun over there? It just, it feels so foreign.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  We're, we're working in a factory, Adam, okay?

• 47:14Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna work in a factory.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  Let's do a scenario.

• 47:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow, my god, that was a tough, hey, Chong.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's up?

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  That's racist. Holy shit. I like the way you talk.

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, I just, I spent some time in America.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  We have to be back here in two hour, what do we do? Do we sleep, eat, sleep, eat or party?

• 47:33Speaker 05

  You don't get two hours, you, there's a, a suicide net, if you wanna jump off the roof, then you have to go back and make more iPhones.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  Have you jumped into the net yet?

• 47:41Speaker 05

  No.

• 47:42Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty fun.

• 47:42Speaker 05

  Itron?

• 47:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:43Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 47:44Andrew Santino?

  You gotta jump, it's a little bouncy.

• 47:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  There it is. I've been in that net.

• 47:47Speaker 05

  Dude, that's so crazy.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  What is, what do, what do they do after work?

• 47:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, what do they do after work?

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  They go home.

• 47:53Speaker 05

  Are they watching Mandalorian? What do they do?

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  They eat.

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they eat and they go to bed, immediately. They go to bed, cuz they gotta be up in three more hours.

• 48:02Speaker 05

  There's no TV.

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  It's a tough life. Well, I'm glad there's no TV cuz the TV sucks. They're smart to not have TV.

• 48:08Speaker 05

  TV is awesome, you get to, they have sports games.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sports TV is different, but TV, TV shows? Like, name a TV show you like.

• 48:17Speaker 05

  Sopranos?

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  That's on right now, that is a current show.

• 48:20Speaker 05

  Uh, Inside the NBA.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, see?

• 48:24Speaker 05

  Well, that's a good one.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  Non-sports shows.

• 48:26Speaker 05

  What's a good show right now? Um.

• 48:29Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 48:29Speaker 05

  And just like that?

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you.

• 48:31Andrew Santino?

  That's a great show.

• 48:32Speaker 05

  I've seen every episode, I've seen every episode, I've seen every episode.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Why? Cuz I'm not a good actor?

• 48:36Speaker 05

  No, I thought you were great.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  You gotta bring that up?

• 48:37Speaker 05

  You know Sarah and Jessica was on my show, actually.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  I love her.

• 48:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  She's so nice and all.

• 48:41Speaker 05

  She's awesome.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  She's awesome.

• 48:43Speaker 05

  She's the president of Girls.

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Who's your, who's your white whale for your show?

• 48:47Speaker 05

  Uh, Amy Schumer, probably, or, uh, my whale for the show, I don't know, Obama.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  What's she like, Amy Schumer, what, I've never met her.

• 49:03Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, oh, oh. Un solo, ba da ba da. Oh, come on, we love her, we're just having, come on. Yeah, is she nice? Is she nice? Yeah. Well, yeah, I see her at the meetings. Uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I'm Chuck Schumer's niece. Yeah, she says that to me, I'm like, I'm supposed to be impressed by that.

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  Have you met her? Whose niece are you?

• 49:25Speaker 05

  Whose niece am I?

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:26Speaker 05

  Bebe Netanyahu.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 49:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be somebody's, somebody has a piece of you.

• 49:33Speaker 05

  Oh, no, I've gotten none of the advantages of, uh, G.

• 49:36Andrew Santino?

  You have no nepo shit?

• 49:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  Waste of time.

• 49:39Speaker 05

  I know, it sucks.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Get out of this business.

• 49:41Speaker 05

  That's what my parents told me the night before I moved to New York.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't listen to those Jews, I mean, but honestly.

• 49:46Speaker 05

  No, I mean, like, seriously, like, they were like, we don't know anyone in the, uh, in the entertainment industry.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  But as good as you are, as funny as you are, as talented as you are, to not have anything to help you out stinks.

• 49:57Speaker 05

  Nick Mullen, pretty much, that's the only.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  It's the only one.

• 49:59Speaker 05

  And he's an anti-Semite, I mean, it's ironic, you know, like, that's pretty much the only person that's ever.

• 50:06Speaker 05

  It's like, uh, no, yeah, I remember, like, I thought, cause I started in DC, and I was like, I was like, uh, the glasses Jewish guy in like, the local scene. And then I moved to New York, and I told my parents, I was like, they're like, we don't have any connections in show business, you're gonna fail, you're an idiot. And then I moved to New York, and there were like, there were probably 2,000 guys named Adam Friedland, literally Adam Friedland, like, just me.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Jews.

• 50:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, there was nothing special about me whatsoever, yeah.

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  Yes, there is.

• 50:35Speaker 05

  To do stand-up, you know?

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  You know there's something special about you. There's something very special about you.

• 50:38Speaker 05

  Oh, I have a, I have a little secret, you know?

• 50:46Speaker 05

  I'll never tell. Uh, no.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  Where were you born in the city, where were you born?

• 50:49Speaker 05

  Santa Monica.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  You were born in the west?

• 50:51Speaker 05

  I'm on the Wikipedia.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  The west side?

• 50:52Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, uh, I'm on the Wikipedia St. John's Hospital.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Are you really?

• 50:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  One of the most famous guys born there.

• 50:58Speaker 05

  Well, Mariska, Mariska Hargitay.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  Mariska Hargitay, big fans of her at this show.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  She, she was, uh, she's on the list next to me, notable patients.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  It's not, not cool when you guys make lists, but this one's good.

• 51:11Speaker 05

  Is this Wikipedia?

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  Friedland is-

• 51:13Speaker 05

  Who writes it? Can you, you can check out like, what?

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  He's the former-

• 51:16Speaker 05

  What?

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Fiance of podcaster, Dasha. Oh yeah, he's currently engaged to-

• 51:22Speaker 05

  Wait, no, come on, don't-

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  How does this know this?

• 51:25Speaker 05

  She gets mad that-

• 51:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, did you put this out there?

• 51:28Speaker 05

  No, no, look at the editors. You can check, oh god. Guys, this is, this was terrible for me.

• 51:33Andrew Santino?

  Hot.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Hot.

• 51:35Speaker 05

  I was, when I did the photo shoot for that article they did-

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  Comedy Central presents- Taking it easy.

• 51:42Speaker 05

  Shane texted me, he was like, "It's actually making me so mad how gay this is."

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  That's a cool photo.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  That's a cool photo, Dan.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  And I love those chairs that you have on your show.

• 51:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, but I was on the chair, they asked me to do like, or on the floor. And I was like, "Can, can you not use these?" I like stopped in the middle of it and they used it as the main picture and every comics group chat was like, "Fuck this guy." Yeah, that's cute. And also, like, look at my cheeks, they like airbrushed me, ugh, disgusting.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean they airbrushed you?

• 52:11Speaker 05

  Like, look at that, I mean, I have acne scarring, they got rid of it.

• 52:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, whatever.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  It looks good, though.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  They can never get rid of mine, I have this big chunk here, they can't, even if they try, they're like, it gets worse.

• 52:21Speaker 05

  Were you Accutane?

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, dude.

• 52:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, me too.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 52:24Speaker 05

  Me too.

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  Twice.

• 52:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. How much, uh, how much Rage Against the Machine do you listen to when you're on Accutane?

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  Literally, that's all I would listen to.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you, dad!

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  It makes you aggressive?

• 52:37Speaker 05

  Uh, it makes you crazy.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  It makes you kinda crazy, it makes you a little manic.

• 52:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, I took it my senior year and I was doing my college essays and, uh-

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Did you pick at your acne, is that why they're scarring?

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  No, this was because a group would, it would group and then, and then-

• 52:50Speaker 05

  We had cystic acne.

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  Cystic acne.

• 52:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  It would layer itself.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  What's the cause of that kind of acne?

• 52:55Andrew Santino?

  Asian people, probably, in my proximity. The more of you that were around-

• 53:00Speaker 05

  Really, you grew up around Asian people?

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  They were everywhere, these people. You can't get rid of them.

• 53:05Speaker 05

  I grew up, uh, in Vegas, actually.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  A lot of this is from-

• 53:08Speaker 05

  There were a lot of Filipinos.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you like them?

• 53:10Speaker 05

  I love them.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  I love them too.

• 53:11Speaker 05

  I love them.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  Those are good.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  They're the best ones.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  Those are good Asians.

• 53:15Speaker 05

  They're the second best people.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  What's the first?

• 53:17Speaker 05

  Mexican.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're, I love Mexicans.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. Third?

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  What's mine?

• 53:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um.

• 53:23Speaker 05

  What's your power ranking races?

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, you.

• 53:25Speaker 05

  We should do, we're like Bill Simmons.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I, I, I can do my Asian list.

• 53:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, what's your list?

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  You have an Asian list?

• 53:30Speaker 05

  No, no, not, not Asians, just every kind of person.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Every kind of person.

• 53:33Speaker 05

  Also, I cut off an injury.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  This is good.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Um.

• 53:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, top three races.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Can I say fat whites?

• 53:43Speaker 05

  Fat whites up there? That's some of the worst people.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I love fat whites, because they're nice to me.

• 53:47Speaker 05

  No.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  Good-looking whites are not as nice.

• 53:49Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 53:49Speaker 05

  The guys are good.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's go. Korean.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  Korean's the best race for you.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm Korean, I have to say that.

• 53:57Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:58Speaker 05

  I wouldn't put Jew.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're.

• 53:59Speaker 05

  It's your top 25.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, number two Filipinos.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, three Mexicans.

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, four, any kind of black.

• 54:08Speaker 05

  Uh, any kind.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Even like Minnesota?

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like Minnesota.

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  The Chappelle Lacy's of blacks, I like that guy.

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  He's good.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  I mean, hey, guys, I'm gonna do an ollie.

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:18Speaker 05

  Who's that?

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  You know how some black, um, black people?

• 54:22Speaker 05

  Let's hear it.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, I, I like Fugazi and I like the ollie.

• 54:27Speaker 05

  No?

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  You know how they lead?

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  He likes black guys that like metal.

• 54:31Speaker 05

  Oh, like, uh, all black guys?

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, all black guys, yeah, yeah.

• 54:34Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever met vampire Mexicans?

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, I love them.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  In El Paso, you go to El Paso, Texas, that, that, you know, they like.

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  We got them here in the east side.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  They like Mars Volta, they like.

• 54:42Speaker 05

  Yo de los huertos, yeah.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like those guys, yeah, yeah. What's that?

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  Goth black. Black guys that like goth music is.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love goth, uh, goth black.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  Goth blacks are cool.

• 54:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Look, oh, my God, they're my favorite, those. Look. Like, I know Trinity.

• 54:58Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy because they always sound like they're from California, even if they're not.

• 55:02Speaker 05

  Morpheus is my uncle. Morpheus style, yeah, Morpheus style black guys?

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, those are my favorite.

• 55:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Guys that try to go Super Saiyan, they think it's a real thing.

• 55:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, those guys, yeah, that's cool, yeah.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're always at my shows, wearing sunglasses in the audience.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like a, like a snake, dark purple jacket.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  Uh-huh.

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like that. No shirt.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no shirt.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, shirtless.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  A tattoo of some sort of number.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  Punk, punk, is this punk Mexican?

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:29Andrew Santino?

  Punk Mexicans are great.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love that.

• 55:30Speaker 05

  Smith's Mexicans are the best.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Smith's are, that is, that's good.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  Smith's Mexicans.

• 55:35Speaker 05

  I grew up with a, with a lot of Mexicans and, uh, I became like, I earned their respect because I smoked mota. And I also smoked weed and they're like, oh, they Jewish kids, they like, they like weed too. And I was like, yeah, yeah. And they were like, tell me, Adam, like, you're like a emo? And I was like, no, I don't know. And I was like, I was like, I like like Radiohead and like, I don't know. I guess I like music. And he's like, they're like, you like Los Meats? And I was like, yeah, I love the Smiths. And they're like, they're really into the Smiths, but specifically Morrissey. And I was like, yeah. And I was like, but I was like, it's weird that you guys are into the Morrissey because like you're homophobes. You're a homophobe. And they're like, that's a fucked up thing to say about Morrissey, man.

• 56:20Speaker 05

  Like, they didn't know, they didn't get that he's gay. They're like, they have no idea.

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

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• 56:27Bobby Lee?

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• 56:40Andrew Santino?

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• 56:56Bobby Lee?

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• 57:02Andrew Santino?

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• 57:16Bobby Lee?

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• 57:20Andrew Santino?

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• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I have goals.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I got, I got more goals than you, I feel like.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  And I'm meeting, and I'm meeting.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  When it comes to food and how are you feeding it?

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

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• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

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• 58:12Bobby Lee?

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• 58:22Andrew Santino?

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• 58:42Bobby Lee?

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• 58:45Andrew Santino?

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• 58:52Bobby Lee?

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• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I do.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, easy dashboard.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

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• 59:22Bobby Lee?

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• 59:30Andrew Santino?

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• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 59:54Andrew Santino?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  Genuinely, though.

• 1:00:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  All jokes aside, who is the one that you want to get on there so bad? There's gotta be someone that you're like, you know, who'd be fucking perfect for this show that won't do it.

• 1:00:10Speaker 05

  Sydney Sweeney, no cam? Just no, no, no, just no cameras, no. No condoms, no cameras?

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  No card, no condom?

• 1:00:19Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't know, Obama?

• 1:00:22Andrew Santino?

  That'd be fun.

• 1:00:23Speaker 05

  Have you chilled with him, Bobby?

• 1:00:24Andrew Santino?

  He's been here.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  I just met him.

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  You just met Obama?

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  I did just meet him.

• 1:00:27Speaker 05

  What was it like?

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  It was a little annoying.

• 1:00:30Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, and he was wonderful. He was great. It was really good.

• 1:00:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's like magic.

• 1:00:35Andrew Santino?

  Sweet, such a sweet, like, affable and also like disarming. Right as you talk to him, you're like, oh, I feel good, this is fine.

• 1:00:41Speaker 05

  I want to ask him if he's depressed.

• 1:00:43Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 1:00:44Speaker 05

  What, you did already?

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  Yep. I said, how do you feel? You look like you're depressed. No, you know what it is? I bet you he's...

• 1:00:50Speaker 05

  Can you imagine what it's like to be Obama?

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta suck.

• 1:00:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:00:54Andrew Santino?

  Cause all the time, everything is all the time and you're the one. He's fucking Neo. It's like...

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is the one, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  You're the one, you're the one, you're the one for all the good and all for the bad.

• 1:01:04Speaker 05

  Well, no, more so it's just like everything, everything went crazy after he was the president.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  But I mean, it's also...

• 1:01:10Speaker 05

  He's gotta be like, is it my fault?

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, 100%.

• 1:01:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  Are you doing, oh, yeah, that's, that's what he looked like when I met him.

• 1:01:15Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:17Speaker 05

  Really? That looks a lot like Morpheus from the, uh, from the movie The Matrix.

• 1:01:21Andrew Santino?

  Sure, if you're small minded, but this is if you really know what's going on in the world.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  He probably always has to be nice, too.

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  Uh, Obama?

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  When he's out in public, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  Do you feel like you have to?

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't have that kind of image.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  But, but...

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  You have a bad boy image, I agree.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 1:01:35Speaker 05

  You do.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  You think I have a bad boy image?

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm nice to everybody.

• 1:01:38Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm nice to everybody!

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:01:40Speaker 05

  No, everyone says like you're...

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  I dap?

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  No, you're at the Viper Room, Sunset Strip.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kiss the sidewalk where River died.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  There's a lot of stories I hear about people...

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  I always do. I miss you, River.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  When someone meets me and they'll go, you know, I met Bobby when he was in town or whatever. And I'll go, oh, yeah, and they'll go, yeah, he's like threw a fork and like yelled at the server and we, we loved it.

• 1:02:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  They love, they, they love when he's a fucking maniac.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  You know that's... That's not true. You know that I'm a nice guy.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  No, but I'm saying you do you play.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't do that.

• 1:02:11Andrew Santino?

  You play bits with people. You guys, you guys gotta pipe up. You do bits and we know you fucking do.

• 1:02:15Speaker 05

  Like, uh, people with less money than you?

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. He does like doing bits with strangers and then it leaves, he likes, it's like his, uh, what, Bill Murray? He like, he wants to be Bill Murray. He wants to like leave a nugget of a, you know what Bobby did here when he was here?

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  Loves that shit.

• 1:02:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, he like went to a wedding and, yeah.

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  You do love that. Don't lie.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  I guess so, yeah.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 1:02:37Speaker 05

  You're a rambling man?

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:02:40Speaker 05

  A ramblin' man.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm a ramblin' man.

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  Marble, like a marble man.

• 1:02:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:48Speaker 05

  You know?

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Dick Hammer. We learned.

• 1:02:50Speaker 05

  You do that kinda thing? You go to like a random bar mitzvah and you're like, Bobby Lee just chilled with us all night.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  I would do that, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, that sounds kinda sick, actually, yeah.

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  Not a bar mitzvah.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  You wouldn't do a party. He would do it if it, he would do it if it's like a, uh, if it was like a small clique somewhere at a private little thing, he would bust in on that.

• 1:03:10Speaker 05

  Oh, famous people?

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  No, he loves that.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love it.

• 1:03:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  Famous. Famous. He wanna be famous.

• 1:03:16Speaker 05

  Who's the most famous person you have in your phone?

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  I, I, it's not like him.

• 1:03:21Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Already, it's not like him. He has way more.

• 1:03:23Speaker 05

  I'm gonna ask him next, but, yeah, who's yours?

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  Um... Fuck, man, uh...

• 1:03:29Andrew Santino?

  It's not in my phone.

• 1:03:30Speaker 05

  Look.

• 1:03:33Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:03:35Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know. Oh, no. He goes, oh!

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Look at that, look, look, look at it.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing there, dude? Like?

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  It looks like I was gonna point at something.

• 1:03:52Speaker 05

  Can you take some pic of me? Just go like this?

• 1:03:56Speaker 05

  Who, is that your girlfriend or wife or?

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  That's my wife, yeah.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who do you?

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. I don't, I don't, there's no one I, you know everyone that I know.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  That's not even Travis Kelsey. Do you have his number?

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  You lying fuck. Do you have Travis Kelsey's number?

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  You really, so how do you go, how do you hang out with him?

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  DM.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you DM him on Instagram?

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Only DM. Oh no, on Twitter. We don't use Instagram.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright.

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  Only on X.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Who's your most famous?

• 1:04:24Speaker 05

  Uh, I'm not, no one really. Stav, maybe?

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  Stabby, our boy.

• 1:04:29Speaker 05

  Shane, maybe. Maybe, I don't know. Um.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  Non-comics. You got some people in there. You know he does.

• 1:04:36Speaker 05

  Ian Faidance?

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, that's a good one.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  Shot fired.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  I have Jamie Lee Curtis.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  I saw you!

• 1:04:42Speaker 05

  We do it too much.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Jamie Lee Curtis, should we text her?

• 1:04:45Speaker 05

  Just why? Cause you were in one of those yogurt commercials with her?

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  It's yogurt for your pussy.

• 1:04:52Speaker 05

  You think she got that to believe, be like, the mean stuff people say about me, I'm gonna do the pussy yogurt commercial?

• 1:04:58Andrew Santino?

  Just go as far as you can. You're like, I'm gonna go all in then if you're gonna try to fight me on this.

• 1:05:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:02Andrew Santino?

  No, he did a movie with her, right?

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:04Speaker 05

  Which Freaky Friday?

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  No, it's called Borderlands, nobody watch.

• 1:05:07Speaker 05

  Borat?

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  Borderlands, oh, it's that director?

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  Eli Roth.

• 1:05:14Speaker 05

  Oh, no, nevermind. Yeah.

• 1:05:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's good friends with, uh, Michael Bay.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Michael Bay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25Speaker 05

  Oh my god, tell, can you say my boy, Adam says ambulance was fired? Yeah.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  I like that movie.

• 1:05:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  It's like, what would happen if Michael Bay had drones? Finally, he has drones! Thank god, he has drones now!

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  Oh my god, I love Michael Bay.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  Text Michael Bay that Adam's here.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, just actually just say, Adam says, just Adam. Says what up?

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  That's it, you have no one?

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  I don't really have anybody on my phone.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  Can I throw some names out?

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  You want, Bateman?

• 1:05:57Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  You don't have Bateman's number?

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Charlie Day?

• 1:06:00Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  It's all DMs.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:06:06Andrew Santino?

  All DMs.

• 1:06:07Speaker 05

  So you send your cock out all to all these guys?

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  Just to the dogs, yeah.

• 1:06:11Speaker 05

  Just the dogs, yeah. During COVID, me and my friends got addicted to that.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  Send your dick to the dogs.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Just, yeah, in the boys chat, like, my friend, just, you know, middle of the lockdown, just said his penis. And I was, and he was like, yeah, it's, he said, the rule was it's gay to send it to girls, but it's cool if you're sending it to your friends. And then I said, I eventually played the game.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:31Speaker 05

  And then, uh, and, and then, uh, he's like, you're puffed. And I'm like, dude, no, I'm not puffed. And then he said it to my girlfriend to be like, is this puffed or is this?

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  You were puffed though, weren't you?

• 1:06:42Speaker 05

  I was puffed, yeah.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  We know when someone's puffed, dude.

• 1:06:45Speaker 05

  I wasn't puffed.

• 1:06:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what? Hey, you know what also could, post-stroke, post-stroke though, does, that doesn't count as puff.

• 1:06:51Speaker 05

  After you have a stroke?

• 1:06:53Andrew Santino?

  Post-stroke, post-cum.

• 1:06:55Speaker 05

  I don't know why I thought it was like, yeah, like after.

• 1:06:56Andrew Santino?

  Because after you nut, you're on the come down. So can you send a come down photo?

• 1:07:00Speaker 05

  Well, that's, that's puffed.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  No, because puff is on the way up. I think that is the deep deflation, the deep puff is, that's not on you.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  How fast do you deflate?

• 1:07:09Andrew Santino?

  Post?

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How, how fast do deflate?

• 1:07:12Speaker 05

  The point is, I wanted it to look beautiful for my friend.

• 1:07:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we got it.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  But, I mean.

• 1:07:16Andrew Santino?

  How quickly?

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  How quickly after you nut, does it deflate?

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  It depends on how quick my wife is coming upstairs.

• 1:07:22Speaker 05

  I'm barely hard at this point.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  The noodle.

• 1:07:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, it's pretty fast for me. I can get it.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Three minutes.

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  Full minutes?

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, three minutes for me.

• 1:07:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:30Speaker 05

  Three minutes of deflation?

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:32Speaker 05

  What, are you 13 years old?

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:34Speaker 05

  What, are you the healthiest man in the world?

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I use Bluetooth.

• 1:07:37Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, shout out to, oh, they don't do us anymore.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  They don't?

• 1:07:41Speaker 05

  No, they did, they did come town for a very long time.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:44Speaker 05

  Yeah. We used to do, make, uh, irresponsible claims.

• 1:07:51Andrew Santino?

  Are you doing shows in town or no?

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  No, I was just in Seattle, uh, for the, doing a weekend and now I'm meeting with some of the most powerful executives and.

• 1:08:00Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what clubs up there?

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  There's a new one, Emerald City?

• 1:08:06Andrew Santino?

  Have you done up there?

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:08:08Andrew Santino?

  Seattle, last time I did it was a club that closed years ago.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Parlor Live I used to play.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Parlor.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I played there every year.

• 1:08:14Andrew Santino?

  But that's closed forever now.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  It's gone, yeah.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  This is new, Emerald City?

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was like, it was like nice. Yeah, it was my first weekend after a year, because I took the year off the road to get the talk show up and running. And so, yeah, so it was like my first weekend back out. It was so fun. It's actually like, yeah, you know when you're doing stand-up all the time, you hate it?

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. It really, I feel like a young kid again. I feel like a bright-eyed kid again.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  Do you bring someone with you?

• 1:08:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, I brought my boy Caleb out on the road, and he has to do anything I say.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 05

  No, no. Yeah, I brought my friend Caleb, who also works on the talk show with me. He's a writer on the talk show. And, yeah, no, it was like, it was funny remembering how to do an hour. Yeah.

• 1:08:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  And then like, yeah, and then you get it back down, and you're like, oh, actually, this is a blast again.

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:02Speaker 05

  Yeah. And then, whatever, cut all that.

• 1:09:08Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  Last night I was at the store, I was about to go up, and I just left.

• 1:09:13Andrew Santino?

  Were it Gelson's?

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Gelson's, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, I just looked on stage, I was like, I don't want to do it.

• 1:09:20Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  It was the first time I was ever like that, where I was like, I'm not gonna do it.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  Are you over it because the hour's done?

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just looked at, because Sebastian was up there killing, and I was just kind of like, I'm gonna go home.

• 1:09:30Speaker 05

  You have a shotgun on deck? Yeah. Yeah. Just for fun? Who did, who did, he killed a woman onstage? It would be funny.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Let me see, you have anxiety? What's going on here?

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  No, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a fidgety guy.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  You mentioned Sebastian Maniscalco.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Adam, do you take anything?

• 1:09:55Speaker 05

  Uh, do I take anything?

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:56Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  We're depression or anything?

• 1:09:58Speaker 05

  Jankum.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 1:09:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:59Andrew Santino?

  Jankum?

• 1:09:59Speaker 05

  Jankum.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  You're Hoff and Jankum?

• 1:10:01Speaker 05

  Crocodile, yeah. No, I don't take anything.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  I just got on Lexapro.

• 1:10:05Speaker 05

  I'm not a wackadoo.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever taken?

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  Anything? Cock?

• 1:10:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a lot of cock. When I was in college. I tried to do, uh. Oh, man.

• 1:10:16Speaker 05

  Accutane.

• 1:10:17Andrew Santino?

  One of the antidepressants. I don't know which one I did.

• 1:10:19Speaker 05

  Zoloft?

• 1:10:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, one of those.

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  But your penis doesn't work, right?

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  No, mine still did.

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  Oh, nice, brother.

• 1:10:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, mine still did. It wasn't that. I felt, uh.

• 1:10:28Speaker 05

  Like a woman?

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 1:10:29Speaker 05

  I'm depressed.

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I'm sad about the world.

• 1:10:33Speaker 05

  I mean, you're supposed to. Isn't everyone depressed?

• 1:10:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:36Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's sad that you die, right?

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:10:39Speaker 05

  I mean, I feel like depressed is like. Everyone's, you should, everyone should be depressed, right?

• 1:10:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Varying levels, yeah.

• 1:10:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, sad. All the time, though? I mean, it's, yeah, you're gonna die one day, so that's really sad. Yeah. Yeah, you don't get to be alive after that. I'm on the fence about it. I was just like, I am depressed, but it's like, I mean, that's, I think that's what drives.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is the thing about, this is the thing about LA comedy. They fucking talk like there's like women to each other. Not like in New York. Not like in New York. You got all those Kings of Comedy out there busting down the walls of these sensitive guys.

• 1:11:15Speaker 05

  I rewatched the King special in Seattle this weekend. It was my favorite comedy special as a kid. Oh, Kings of Comedy? Yeah, it's so good. Yeah. It's so funny. It's so good. The fucking Titanic bit is, I think it's the funniest stand-up bit of all time. Do you remember that one? The Steve, the Steve Titanic bit?

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Uh-uh.

• 1:11:34Speaker 05

  Oh, my God, he's unbelievable. What a genius.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  Give it.

• 1:11:37Speaker 05

  He did it. Well, it's the same, that same joke about if black people, you know, like, yeah. But do it in a tone. He said.

• 1:11:45Speaker 05

  I hated that dry ass, long ass movie. And he's like, uh, something about the little boy that killed that kid, drown these motherfuckers, you know? Yeah, yeah. So he establishes that he doesn't like the movie Titanic. Yeah. And then he says, uh, uh, you know, what, uh, you never hear about 3,000 black people dying at the same time, which is like, you know, that's a joke. We've. You know, like, uh, it wouldn't have been like that had it been black people. And he's like, you saw that movie? The band kept playing as the ship went down. And he's like, what kind of black band keeps playing? Cool, then the gang would have been ruined. That's funny.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's funny, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:25Speaker 05

  And then, and then, uh, and then he talks about how he does this act out, which is, this really takes it to the next stratosphere, where he has this tiny little side table, and he turns it over, and, uh, he's like, "I would have been turning it over the damn table," and, uh, and then there's a dinner napkin on top, and he's like, "Opening it up a dinner napkin," and then he does this thing where he's blowing on the dinner, like, like a sail, and then he's kicking people. Thank you, Robert.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:53Speaker 05

  Yeah. Are you Robert?

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:55Speaker 05

  Robert Lee?

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Call me whatever you want.

• 1:12:57Speaker 05

  Okay. I like Robert Lee. It's, it makes you instantly like, uh, yeah, like a, ooh, maestro. Robert Lee.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  A general.

• 1:13:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  You have the same name as the, as the general.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:10Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, your middle name is, uh,

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Young.

• 1:13:13Andrew Santino?

  Young Lee.

• 1:13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:14Speaker 05

  With an E?

• 1:13:15Bobby Lee?

  With a Y.

• 1:13:16Speaker 05

  Young Lean?

• 1:13:17Andrew Santino?

  Young.

• 1:13:18Speaker 05

  You have the best name of all time.

• 1:13:20Andrew Santino?

  Young Lean.

• 1:13:21Speaker 05

  Wow!

• 1:13:22Andrew Santino?

  That song was so good.

• 1:13:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love, yeah, I love music.

• 1:13:27Andrew Santino?

  Don't you love Young, you love Young Lean?

• 1:13:29Speaker 05

  I think he's re, he's really cool, yeah.

• 1:13:31Andrew Santino?

  This kid, that's, this kid's great. Bitches come and go.

• 1:13:35Speaker 05

  Yeah. Uh, yeah, this is, you know that, uh, Robert?

• 1:13:39Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't know that.

• 1:13:40Speaker 05

  You don't know?

• 1:13:41Andrew Santino?

  That's a reference that is not gonna go near him.

• 1:13:42Speaker 05

  What kind of music do you listen to? Karaoke?

• 1:13:46Speaker 05

  Oh, that, come on, dude.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  That's good, dude.

• 1:13:48Speaker 05

  Stop it.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, why?

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  I like it.

• 1:13:51Speaker 05

  I like it, seeing someone pouring their heart out.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  But no, I'm more like, you know, I've always been more into like, you know, alt, alt-y kinda stuff, you know?

• 1:13:59Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:14:00Andrew Santino?

  You like commercial shit.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  Like Coldplay?

• 1:14:04Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:14:04Speaker 05

  I love Coldplay.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, first two albums, pretty good.

• 1:14:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you like commercial shit too. You like all of it.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  I like all of it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:10Speaker 05

  I love, I love Coldplay.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, you have his number?

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 1:14:15Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Um, I like, um, bands like the Pixies and stuff like that.

• 1:14:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Ugozzi I like.

• 1:14:22Speaker 05

  Cool.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Sonic Youth.

• 1:14:23Speaker 05

  And, and what's, and what's Andrew more into?

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  You know, he's into everything. Like, he is a true-

• 1:14:30Speaker 05

  He likes everything.

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  Hip-hop historian.

• 1:14:32Andrew Santino?

  I love hip-hop.

• 1:14:33Speaker 05

  You are.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he knows a little bit of everything.

• 1:14:36Andrew Santino?

  Big Wigger, Big Wigger as a kid.

• 1:14:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a jazz guy?

• 1:14:40Andrew Santino?

  I like soul.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, soul, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:42Speaker 05

  I told Jadakiss, uh, when he came on the show-

• 1:14:44Andrew Santino?

  Fucking love Jadakiss.

• 1:14:45Speaker 05

  I came out of the closet, I was like, I feel bad, but I, we used to, me and Jewish guys used to, we'll lock the door and put on Mitchell and Ness and just pretend to be like you and- He was like that, he, he thought it was cool, he, he didn't, he, I had to come clean.

• 1:14:58Andrew Santino?

  Why, why would you think he wouldn't like it, though?

• 1:15:00Speaker 05

  Uh, I mean, it's embarrassing.

• 1:15:02Andrew Santino?

  So what?

• 1:15:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. He'd be like, "Yeah, you're pussy." I don't know. I have found out from the, from the talk show that rappers have gotten along with rappers, and it, it has made me feel-

• 1:15:12Andrew Santino?

  They love comedy. A lot of them do.

• 1:15:14Speaker 05

  It's a dream. I mean, it's like, it's like a bar mitzvah or something, to find the, the approval of a rapper.

• 1:15:19Andrew Santino?

  It's huge.

• 1:15:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. I had G Herbo on the show.

• 1:15:21Andrew Santino?

  On your show?

• 1:15:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, and we, we got along famously, and it was like, uh, I was like-

• 1:15:27Andrew Santino?

  It's incredible.

• 1:15:27Speaker 05

  It's incredible. I mean, he's probably killed, like, three, maybe? But three's not that bad.

• 1:15:33Andrew Santino?

  Three's not a lot. Five, five and up-

• 1:15:34Speaker 05

  He grew up in, like, fucking, literally, Black Hawk Down. I mean, like, Chicag- South Side of Chicago was like-

• 1:15:39Andrew Santino?

  It's a tough part of the world.

• 1:15:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  Is it still tough?

• 1:15:42Andrew Santino?

  I mean, yeah.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  What happens? I mean, why is it so tough?

• 1:15:52Speaker 05

  What happened?

• 1:15:53Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 1:15:54Andrew Santino?

  Thirteen-year-olds have guns.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they do?

• 1:15:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, kids have guns.

• 1:15:57Speaker 05

  It's like legal, uh, correct me if I'm wrong, it's legal under a certain line of demarcation for, uh, like, if you're, you're black, if you kill another black person, basically. But like, north, if you, like, uh-

• 1:16:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, the cops aren't gonna stop anything. No one, no one's gonna break anything up.

• 1:16:13Speaker 05

  They should, I mean, it, they should probably, right?

• 1:16:16Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:16:16Speaker 05

  No?

• 1:16:17Andrew Santino?

  No, you gotta let it go.

• 1:16:17Speaker 05

  Do you have Lori Lightfoot's number?

• 1:16:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you wanna call her?

• 1:16:21Speaker 05

  I'm trying to-

• 1:16:22Andrew Santino?

  You trying to fuck?

• 1:16:23Speaker 05

  You have her number?

• 1:16:24Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 1:16:25Andrew Santino?

  Fuck no. Lori Lightfoot.

• 1:16:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, she's the, they, uh, didn't Trump call her Mayor Crackhead?

• 1:16:29Andrew Santino?

  Mayor Crackhead, yeah.

• 1:16:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, that wasn't very nice.

• 1:16:31Andrew Santino?

  Chicago's homicide rate per capita is significantly higher than New York City and Los Angeles. Philadelphia being the closest. Not still, he's still not us, Philly.

• 1:16:38Bobby Lee?

  Cause when I'm in Schaumburg, I don't, I don't feel it.

• 1:16:40Andrew Santino?

  Nah, that's not where we're, that's not, that's not it.

• 1:16:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, no, it's crazy there.

• 1:16:44Bobby Lee?

  I just see mi- many malls and.

• 1:16:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's all the malls.

• 1:16:46Speaker 05

  Zany's Rosemont.

• 1:16:48Andrew Santino?

  No one's gonna get clipped up there.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:16:50Andrew Santino?

  Schaumburg improv.

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  I played the improv, yeah. Schaumburg, yeah. So if, from the Schaumburg improv, how far do I have to go? Do, it's nor- south side?

• 1:16:57Andrew Santino?

  It's southeast from there.

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  And it's Schaumburg north of Chicago?

• 1:17:00Andrew Santino?

  Schaumburg is northwest of Chicago.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  Northwest, right? So how far would I have to drive down to get to south?

• 1:17:04Andrew Santino?

  Like an hour to get to where you want, would.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Where I wanna go, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:07Andrew Santino?

  You know, you don't wanna go.

• 1:17:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if I step out of the car and I go, hello, what would happen?

• 1:17:11Andrew Santino?

  They probably would.

• 1:17:11Speaker 05

  That.

• 1:17:12Andrew Santino?

  They go, that's a Bob, not Mad TV, motherfucker.

• 1:17:14Speaker 05

  Mad TV, Mad TV.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Mad TV.

• 1:17:16Andrew Santino?

  You'd be good.

• 1:17:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be good.

• 1:17:17Andrew Santino?

  You would?

• 1:17:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. If I go, hello?

• 1:17:19Andrew Santino?

  And then I'd step out and they go, that's a motherfucker that with that dude on Mad TV.

• 1:17:22Speaker 05

  Be like, oh, it's Miss, Miss Swan is here.

• 1:17:25Andrew Santino?

  There go Miss Swan.

• 1:17:26Speaker 05

  Oh, it's the Miss Swan, yeah. Yeah, no, they're like, oh, he was on, and just like that, he did the podcast with Carrie. He was fabulous. Carrie and Jay Diaz.

• 1:17:38Speaker 05

  I love, I watched the whole thing.

• 1:17:39Bobby Lee?

  I had no idea what was going on on that show.

• 1:17:41Speaker 05

  Wait, you.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  I never read it, I just didn't know.

• 1:17:43Speaker 05

  Wait, you weren't a fan?

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  I had, I had no idea about what it was all about. Why?

• 1:17:48Speaker 05

  Cause I put in the work, I know all about it.

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I don't know. They called, I knew, I mean, I was culturally.

• 1:17:53Speaker 05

  Sex in the City?

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Culturally, I know what it is.

• 1:17:56Speaker 05

  You culturally?

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but, um.

• 1:17:59Speaker 05

  Wow, you look great.

• 1:18:00Andrew Santino?

  That shirt's cool.

• 1:18:00Speaker 05

  Did you bring your own wardrobe?

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  They maybe wear that.

• 1:18:05Andrew Santino?

  And this is what people like you wear, right?

• 1:18:07Speaker 05

  It's like a paparazzi style.

• 1:18:09Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 1:18:09Speaker 05

  That looks like you guys are just out in LA, the stars are just like us.

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:13Speaker 05

  And just like that.

• 1:18:15Andrew Santino?

  And just like that, the stars are like us.

• 1:18:17Speaker 05

  She was very nice. I, I.

• 1:18:18Bobby Lee?

  She's so kind.

• 1:18:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I had her on my show and, uh, and, uh, a gay fella told me that I showed her in a light that, uh, no one has. And if a, if a gay person says that, they know this shit.

• 1:18:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:18:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, they know this type of shit.

• 1:18:31Andrew Santino?

  What kind of light did you show her in?

• 1:18:33Speaker 05

  I, as like, uh, her personality in like, uh, just, yeah.

• 1:18:36Andrew Santino?

  True way.

• 1:18:36Speaker 05

  In a genuine way. But I tried to do that on the show. So it's like, uh, kind of a sweet, it was a really nice, I mean, if, if, uh, a sodomite, a homosexual. If a butt pirate says that to you, what happened to butt pirate?

• 1:18:50Speaker 05

  Butt pirate? That's an insane, butt pirate.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  But you know what was surprisingly like, she was surprisingly kind of down to earth and.

• 1:18:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  I mean, the experience wasn't like, cause my, my fear is, oh my God, you know what I mean? Cause if she was rude, then I'd be like, I don't wanna do this.

• 1:19:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But it's just like, she was pretty cool, you know, so.

• 1:19:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Did you rip ass on set?

• 1:19:16Speaker 05

  Did you ever rip ass around any?

• 1:19:20Speaker 05

  What? I asked her, yeah, we did a thing where we asked her, um, I did like fake questions from like friends. And I got Caleb to leave one of the voicemails and he's like, hey, like, um, I just wanna address the elephant in the room. Like, was there ever a time where like, Charlotte or Miranda or you just like farted like really disgustingly like.

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:40Speaker 05

  While you're making the show and like, who's your favorite Carrie boyfriend? And she was like, she was like, I think that's the one that pushed a little too far. She's very proper, yeah.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:51Speaker 05

  She's like a reader. Did she ever tell you about that?

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:19:54Speaker 05

  No, well, I mean.

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  She likes to read books, I mean.

• 1:19:56Andrew Santino?

  You didn't chat with her?

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:19:57Andrew Santino?

  You never chat with her?

• 1:19:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh no, this was, you were like sitting, she's like reading something, you know, I mean, I'm playing a Candy Crush.

• 1:20:03Speaker 05

  Really? You didn't, you didn't vibe out?

• 1:20:06Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, good morning.

• 1:20:07Speaker 05

  Good morning.

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  Is that something? Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:10Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:20:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:11Speaker 05

  Oh, you're not making her sound good though.

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, I would say it and she'd go.

• 1:20:14Andrew Santino?

  She'd be reading, he'd be like Candy Crush.

• 1:20:16Bobby Lee?

  How was your, did you sleep well? I go.

• 1:20:19Andrew Santino?

  She asked about your sleep?

• 1:20:20Bobby Lee?

  You know, and that kind of.

• 1:20:22Speaker 05

  Good morning is nice. Yeah, that's a nice thing to say.

• 1:20:24Bobby Lee?

  She'll go. Have you ever been up to Sedona or something?

• 1:20:27Speaker 05

  She said that?

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, no, I've never been there. It's really nice this time of year.

• 1:20:32Andrew Santino?

  Did you get Jade on your show from a guy named Vinny?

• 1:20:35Speaker 05

  Vinny? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he told me he knows you.

• 1:20:37Andrew Santino?

  One of my good friends.

• 1:20:38Speaker 05

  Vinny, yeah.

• 1:20:39Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 1:20:39Speaker 05

  Have you seen his tattoo on his butt?

• 1:20:41Andrew Santino?

  I've seen it all.

• 1:20:42Speaker 05

  That tattoo is the, he's the one of one tattoo.

• 1:20:45Andrew Santino?

  He's the man. You've met him. You met Vin Arfuso. You met him.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know Vinny.

• 1:20:49Speaker 05

  On his ass, he has the Dallas Cowboys star next to a Palestinian flag.

• 1:20:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:55Speaker 05

  What is that? That's not the same tattoo. The combination of those two things is unbelievable.

• 1:21:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, Jerry Jones is Palestinian. That's why he got it.

• 1:21:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. He was, yeah, he was in the PFLP for a while.

• 1:21:10Bobby Lee?

  I bet mine would look like a Dallas Cowboys star.

• 1:21:12Andrew Santino?

  No, it's just a star, but it covered up a what? A name? What was it?

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  It was a butterfly.

• 1:21:16Andrew Santino?

  Butterfly, that's right.

• 1:21:17Speaker 05

  What? So you were like, I'm embarrassed to have a butterfly somebody?

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, when I was drinking, I had a butterfly tattoo there.

• 1:21:24Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  I was drunk and then I was embarrassed. I put a star on top of that.

• 1:21:27Speaker 05

  That's a good story.

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  You have tattoos or no?

• 1:21:31Speaker 05

  No, I have no respect for any tattoo I've ever seen, ever. It's like street art. Am I gonna look at a graffiti and be like, wow?

• 1:21:41Speaker 05

  No, no, I mean.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  You don't have any, no, no.

• 1:21:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't, that's, it's, why would I do that?

• 1:21:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:45Speaker 05

  It's ridiculous to get that for, forever?

• 1:21:49Andrew Santino?

  Silly.

• 1:21:50Speaker 05

  Forever?

• 1:21:51Andrew Santino?

  He's got them all over.

• 1:21:53Speaker 05

  Wow. Well, I like the Mad TV tattoo. You, like, you've actually earned that one, too.

• 1:21:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at Comedy Store?

• 1:21:59Speaker 05

  How many seasons were you Mad TV?

• 1:22:00Bobby Lee?

  Eight years, seven, eight years.

• 1:22:01Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. You're the cool, that, that is so cool.

• 1:22:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was on it eight years.

• 1:22:05Andrew Santino?

  It was so cool back then.

• 1:22:06Speaker 05

  It was so funny.

• 1:22:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:08Speaker 05

  It was, it was just, I, I used to watch it.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  But can you just say something, though? I prefer, I prefer this.

• 1:22:14Speaker 05

  SNL?

• 1:22:15Bobby Lee?

  No, this.

• 1:22:16Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Hanging out with you like this thing.

• 1:22:18Speaker 05

  This kind of thing?

• 1:22:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no notes. There's no somebody saying, you know what I mean? You can't do that.

• 1:22:22Speaker 05

  Well, these are the conversations that comics have.

• 1:22:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:25Speaker 05

  When no one's watching.

• 1:22:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. There's no like, oh, you're 20 minutes late. What the fuck? You know what I mean?

• 1:22:30Speaker 05

  They said that on Mad TV to you?

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you would get in trouble if you were like an hour late or whatever.

• 1:22:34Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:22:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:35Speaker 05

  How did Artie survive?

• 1:22:37Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't on with him, but, you know, I mean, he barely survived. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:40Speaker 05

  The story he tells about the pig thing is the funniest.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  Crazy, yeah.

• 1:22:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:44Andrew Santino?

  You never did anything with him.

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I never met him. I mean, I know him now, but like.

• 1:22:49Andrew Santino?

  Back then, you did. No crossover.

• 1:22:50Bobby Lee?

  No crossover, no.

• 1:22:51Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:22:51Bobby Lee?

  I crossovered with, uh, Alex Borstein, who did Miss Swan. You know what I mean?

• 1:22:56Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh, I thought, oh, never mind.

• 1:22:59Speaker 05

  I thought.

• 1:23:01Speaker 05

  Were you like, hey, this is what the hell is this?

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:23:05Speaker 05

  No, you came up with that?

• 1:23:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't come up with it, no.

• 1:23:07Speaker 05

  What if someone was doing a character on Mad TV with me, like Heshi Teshewitz, the pedophile? I would be like, a little bit like, you're a black guy. Why are you doing?

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  For me, it's comedy. There's no bounds.

• 1:23:16Speaker 05

  There's no bounds?

• 1:23:17Andrew Santino?

  He's also so, she's so good at it.

• 1:23:19Bobby Lee?

  He's so good at it.

• 1:23:20Speaker 05

  She's so good. My friend, actually, his, his mom was a dentist. She did, uh, Alex Borstein's teeth. Or no, no, uh, no. He, no, he wrote a letter to Mad TV and, uh, and, uh, he said he loved the Miss Swan character. And, uh, she sent back a, a, a, what do you call it? A headshot and it said, Phil, you look alike a man. And then she signed it. Yeah. And he had it next to a Stone Cold thing, uh, cause his mom did Stone Cold's teeth.

• 1:23:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:23:49Andrew Santino?

  You look alike, he look alike a man.

• 1:23:51Speaker 05

  Phil, you look alike a man. That's so funny. Who wrote that?

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  She did.

• 1:23:55Speaker 05

  Really? She came up with that?

• 1:23:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with the character, yeah.

• 1:23:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  You think, you know what she said to me when I got on the show?

• 1:24:00Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:24:00Bobby Lee?

  She pulled me aside. She goes, get off the show as quickly as you can.

• 1:24:04Speaker 05

  She said that to you?

• 1:24:05Bobby Lee?

  She goes, I hate it here.

• 1:24:06Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought she was like, I, I don't want to see your celestial ass around this. Listen, you fuck.

• 1:24:11Andrew Santino?

  How long was she on?

• 1:24:13Bobby Lee?

  Three or four years.

• 1:24:13Speaker 05

  She's Lois, no?

• 1:24:15Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:24:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:15Speaker 05

  Wow. She's the, she's the best lady of all time.

• 1:24:18Bobby Lee?

  The best.

• 1:24:18Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. You have her number?

• 1:24:20Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:24:21Speaker 05

  Um, why didn't you get her number?

• 1:24:22Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, there's some cast members who I just never clicked with.

• 1:24:26Andrew Santino?

  She was one of them.

• 1:24:27Bobby Lee?

  She was one of them, yeah. Do you play clubs here when you're in town or no?

• 1:24:30Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 1:24:31Andrew Santino?

  Come to the store. Why don't you come to the store? Are you there tonight?

• 1:24:34Bobby Lee?

  Are you there tonight?

• 1:24:35Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm out.

• 1:24:35Speaker 05

  Val Halla, you mean?

• 1:24:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm there tonight. When are you there?

• 1:24:39Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:24:39Andrew Santino?

  Next Monday.

• 1:24:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're gonna do Monday, the?

• 1:24:42Andrew Santino?

  Monday, Tuesday. Yeah.

• 1:24:43Bobby Lee?

  The cash stuff?

• 1:24:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:43Speaker 05

  You have Jay's number?

• 1:24:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:24:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:46Speaker 05

  You have Jay's number?

• 1:24:47Andrew Santino?

  He's upstairs.

• 1:24:49Andrew Santino?

  What, Jay, Jay, Jasef, Jasef?

• 1:24:50Speaker 05

  I love him so much.

• 1:24:51Andrew Santino?

  He comes to the store now more. I don't know why he's been coming a lot, but he has.

• 1:24:54Speaker 05

  Is he, he's amazing?

• 1:24:56Andrew Santino?

  He's.

• 1:24:57Speaker 05

  Everyone says that thing about the late seventies. But the late seventies, they say, everyone's like, that was the best comic I've ever seen.

• 1:25:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know, and then the store was the divide between him and Letterman. It was either you were his side or his side.

• 1:25:07Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, and then he crossed the picket line during the strike.

• 1:25:10Bobby Lee?

  How pathetic is that striking?

• 1:25:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:12Bobby Lee?

  From what? From fucking, yeah, how pathetic. We're gonna start a union? What is this fucking lame is a rock? Yeah, but they never got paid anything.

• 1:25:21Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:25:21Bobby Lee?

  And the store was getting all the money. I mean, I mean.

• 1:25:24Speaker 05

  Jay like, Jay like crossed the picket line in a fucking like clown car or something?

• 1:25:30Speaker 05

  And then Mitzi gave him a drink ticket?

• 1:25:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know so much about that.

• 1:25:34Speaker 05

  Me?

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:35Speaker 05

  I was there, dude. I was there, brother.

• 1:25:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:37Speaker 05

  Oh my God, you should have seen it, man. You should have seen, that was the good.

• 1:25:41Bobby Lee?

  I think you're like Andrew in that way, that you guys know tidbits of something, like a lot.

• 1:25:44Speaker 05

  But it's about comedy, dude.

• 1:25:45Andrew Santino?

  That specifically, everybody knows those stories. But that's, that's also why like young people divided on who they liked more was Letterman or Leno.

• 1:25:52Speaker 05

  That, but I, I hated that, that, uh, I hated that. I liked all of them.

• 1:25:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it became this kind of thing. It's like.

• 1:25:59Speaker 05

  It's like Beatles or Rolling Stone.

• 1:26:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. It's bullshit. I mean, I liked Conan as a kid because he was silly.

• 1:26:05Andrew Santino?

  Love Conan.

• 1:26:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was like a sloppy fun show. But I loved Jay. Just, just finding.

• 1:26:14Speaker 05

  They're, come on, they're friends. I'm friends with them. They're a friend. Yeah, just fighting dumbasses and asking them one plus one. So funny.

• 1:26:26Bobby Lee?

  Or, Adam, you want to plug anything?

• 1:26:28Speaker 05

  Uh, The Adam Friedland Show. Do, do girls come to your guys' shows?

• 1:26:32Bobby Lee?

  It's all guys, insurrectionists.

• 1:26:33Speaker 05

  It's all guys, yeah.

• 1:26:35Bobby Lee?

  It's all insurrectionists.

• 1:26:36Andrew Santino?

  We're doing it at the Capitol next year.

• 1:26:37Speaker 05

  Actually, because of the talk show, there's like more, now there's, uh, there's like, yeah, like parents.

• 1:26:42Andrew Santino?

  I would say we get a couple, a lot of couples.

• 1:26:44Bobby Lee?

  We get couples.

• 1:26:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a lot of couples.

• 1:26:45Speaker 05

  Hostages, yeah.

• 1:26:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:47Andrew Santino?

  No, actually, girls like this show.

• 1:26:50Speaker 05

  Well, you guys are more sex symbol kind of style.

• 1:26:52Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:26:53Speaker 05

  For me, I command, uh, yeah, I'm just a loser. No, no, I love the boys. Shout out to the, you're the craziest. It's like they let out the insane asylum.

• 1:27:02Bobby Lee?

  Or Adam, look in the camera and go, um.

• 1:27:05Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend. I mean, that's how we close a show.

• 1:27:08Speaker 05

  All right, thank you for being a bad friend?

• 1:27:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:27:10Speaker 05

  That sucks. Why do you guys do that? You make the guest do it?

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