Fighting For Big Tooth

SUBSCRIBE TO THE BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week, Brooke and Connor are back to talk about being pro big tooth, performing at Radio City Music Hall, and people using chatGBT as their therapist. Plus, Brooke hallucinates in Big Bear and Connor starts journaling… Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Check out the SKIMS Ultimate Bra Collection and more at https://www.skims.com/bnc #skimspartner Head to https://www.squarespace.com/BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BANDC Get 20% OFF sitewide + free shipping @HouseOfAtlas with the code BNC at https://www.houseofatlas.com/BNC! #houseofatlaspod Get 30% off your first order and enjoy free shipping on orders over $75 at https://cornbreadhemp.com/BNC with code BNC at checkout. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. Chapters:0:00 Good Morning!1:00 Intro1:21 Soaking 3:00 Pro Tooth vs Pro Teeth8:48 Getting Nebulized 10:50 The New Oldies Songs12:43 Using ChatGBT As Your Therapist 17:45 SKIMS19:01 Squarespace20:28 Connor’s Road Trip To NY23:00 Performing At Radio City Music Hall24:50 Exploring The East Coast29:50 Brooke Hallucinates In Big Bear 33:47 Missing Our Jokes & Hearts37:25 Rediscovering The Top Sheet38:55 House of Atlas40:53 Cornbread Hemp42:00 Germination & Mold Experiments44:57 Brooke Sees Oh Hi47:15 Brooke’s Book Update!49:52 No More Happy Birthdays52:17 FMK: Nemo Addition 56:28 Trump’s List57:40 The Serial Killer Locksmith59:30 The Peanut M&M Shortage & The Soup Search1:03:32 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:31Speaker 01

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• 1:00Connor Wood?

  Good morning, good morning, good morning to you.

• 1:04Brooke Averick?

  Good morning, Connor.

• 1:06Connor Wood?

  Morning, Brooklyn.

• 1:07Brooke Averick?

  Welcome back.

• 1:08Connor Wood?

  Thanks. Hey, welcome back to you. It's been, like, it's been, it's been so long since I've talked to you that I had to go through my camera roll to match up what the last day was that we were together. And then go through all my events that have happened since then, like all my days that I've... So I was like, what do I even, what do I tell this, what do I tell this girl? And then I have a lot to tell you.

• 1:30Brooke Averick?

  Do you have a lot to tell me?

• 1:31Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I mean, I find it almost, as soon as I start telling you things that I've done out loud, I'm like, oh, I find it uninteresting. I was even looking at pictures and I was like, oh, that's really all you've done in 14 days? This is what you have to bring to show and tell?

• 1:44Brooke Averick?

  I know, I haven't really done anything either. I love it, though.

• 1:48Connor Wood?

  Oh, I'm addicted, wholeheartedly.

• 1:49Brooke Averick?

  It is my bread and butter.

• 1:51Connor Wood?

  And it's my pride and joy.

• 1:53Brooke Averick?

  But yeah, tough, tough for a recap?

• 1:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah, tough, tough for a couple of freaks like you and me.

• 2:20Connor Wood?

  Hey, I couldn't, are you soaking right now? What are you doing?

• 2:23Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. So, my hand is in a mug of warm water and dish soap because I did press-on nails with a very hard glue and I was able to pick all of them off at the movie theater last night.

• 2:38Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 2:38Brooke Averick?

  Except for two. And they will not come off. Luckily, I got one off while we were reading the ads. And now I'm just like wiggling the other one, hoping that one will come off.

• 2:48Connor Wood?

  Which one's left?

• 2:50Brooke Averick?

  Just my pinky.

• 2:52Connor Wood?

  That's kind of fun.

• 2:53Brooke Averick?

  In a way. I'd really like it. It's like I'm getting claustrophobic or something with it on. It's like, get off.

• 3:00Connor Wood?

  I know. That's kind of one of those things where it's like, you never know if you're gonna need that. See, that's where my brain would go. I would start thinking, what if, like, should I maybe leave this one on? Because what if I'm in a pinch later and I need to like, I need to get my, I need to pry open up, I need to get into my lock or something.

• 3:14Brooke Averick?

  No, see, I don't, I don't have that feeling. Oh my God, that actually does remind me of the worst feeling in the world, was having braces and feeling the need to just rip them off your teeth and knowing that you can't. It was like claustrophobia, but different, but like almost a little worse.

• 3:30Connor Wood?

  You know what's so weird is I had, I just have that about my teeth in general. Like, why are you guys sitting in my gums? How do you, why are you there?

• 3:37Brooke Averick?

  I've had that about my leg too, where it's like, it's like you need to breathe. Like, it's almost like I need to like cut it open, but like casually with no blood or anything and just give it, like some air inside my whole body. It's like I just need to like open it, like zip it open.

• 3:55Connor Wood?

  Felt 100%. I wonder what that is.

• 3:57Brooke Averick?

  Zipper down the spine or something.

• 3:58Connor Wood?

  I just, sometimes when I'm thinking about like, like, I've been outspoken about how I feel like we as humans have too many teeth. Like, it's a little bit overkill now to have 30.

• 4:07Brooke Averick?

  I haven't heard you say that, but.

• 4:09Connor Wood?

  Oh, I feel pretty strongly saying like 30.

• 4:12Brooke Averick?

  Do we have 30 teeth?

• 4:14Connor Wood?

  Like 27 or something. Isn't that what the 27 clubs are about?

• 4:17Brooke Averick?

  Got it. Got my nail off.

• 4:18Connor Wood?

  Teeth? Oh, congrats.

• 4:20Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 4:21Connor Wood?

  How many teeth is it? Oh, 32. Okay, so first one was right.

• 4:25Brooke Averick?

  With the teeth included. Do you have your wisdoms?

• 4:28Connor Wood?

  No, they're out. So 28. We have 28 teeth. That sounds right.

• 4:32Brooke Averick?

  I have 32.

• 4:33Connor Wood?

  It's giving Chip Skylark.

• 4:35Brooke Averick?

  I have 32.

• 4:37Connor Wood?

  I will say like so much evolution.

• 4:39Brooke Averick?

  Maybe that's why my mouth is so big.

• 4:42Connor Wood?

  My mom has hers too. Sometimes you just don't have to get them out.

• 4:47Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 4:48Connor Wood?

  Okay, before we even talk about wisdom teeth, I just want to say like to my point.

• 4:54Connor Wood?

  They're like whatever, however many teeth, everyone is entitled to how many teeth they have, whatever, how many, however many you want. I don't get like through evolution. Like there's so many nooks and crannies in teeth. Like how come we haven't evolved to just have like one big tooth on top and on one on bottom?

• 5:13Brooke Averick?

  Um.

• 5:14Connor Wood?

  You know, like why do we have to floss still?

• 5:16Brooke Averick?

  Honestly?

• 5:17Connor Wood?

  It's 2025.

• 5:19Brooke Averick?

  Genuinely great question.

• 5:22Connor Wood?

  Like I feel like almost.

• 5:24Brooke Averick?

  Why do we not just have one huge bottom tooth and one huge top tooth? Yeah, what's the point of all the slits separating them?

• 5:31Connor Wood?

  I don't know. And there's so many nooks and crannies like every now and then.

• 5:35Brooke Averick?

  It seems to only cause issue.

• 5:37Connor Wood?

  I think it's like.

• 5:38Brooke Averick?

  Instead of one big top tooth and one big bottom tooth, humans and other mammals have multiple teeth. Yeah, I know, but why?

• 5:46Connor Wood?

  Thanks, Google AI.

• 5:48Brooke Averick?

  Incisors are in the front are designed for biting and cutting food. Okay, but just shape the one tooth like that. Mullures at the back are the strongest teeth. Just you can, you can put all of that into one. Benefits of multiple teeth. If one tooth is damaged, the others can still function. That's true. Like if you got one crack in your big, in your big front, upper teeth, then it could seep.

• 6:11Connor Wood?

  I see. It's like if you have a little chip in your windshield.

• 6:14Brooke Averick?

  Oh, jaws at birth are smaller, accommodating baby teeth first and then adult teeth emerge. Okay, but your huge tooth could just fall out at once.

• 6:21Connor Wood?

  So, so believe it or not, the powers that are greater than us like actually had that in mind when, when they made teeth. Like, okay, fine.

• 6:31Brooke Averick?

  This makes sense to me, the disadvantages of a single tooth. A single large tooth would be more prone to catastrophic failure if damaged. Unlike individual teeth where a crack might be isolated. But honestly, there's so many flaws with individual teeth as well that like,

• 6:46Connor Wood?

  Right.

• 6:46Brooke Averick?

  honestly, they might outweigh the pros.

• 6:48Connor Wood?

  I could, I could be pulled in both ways.

• 6:51Brooke Averick?

  I could be pulled in both ways. I would love this to be a debate team topic for high school debate.

• 6:55Connor Wood?

  Like, like I'm pro, I'm pro one, I'm pro tooth and you're pro teeth.

• 7:00Brooke Averick?

  No, I, I haven't picked a side yet.

• 7:02Connor Wood?

  Oh, no, no, no. I'm saying like,

• 7:04Brooke Averick?

  Oh, for debate team?

• 7:05Connor Wood?

  It'd be like pro tooth and I'd be like pro teeth.

• 7:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 7:08Connor Wood?

  Singular or plural.

• 7:10Brooke Averick?

  You could run on that platform.

• 7:12Connor Wood?

  Like, like I'm done with all these teeth. It's just like I'm, I sink so much time into my, all these teeth, there's 30 of them. Like, how am I supposed to keep up?

• 7:20Brooke Averick?

  Imagine how much easier Invisalign would be too.

• 7:23Connor Wood?

  I feel like the little woman in the shoe, all these friggin teeth running around all day.

• 7:27Brooke Averick?

  And like you, you really wouldn't have to worry about gaps or snaggle.

• 7:30Connor Wood?

  No, it'd be, I mean, it'd be so simple. And then it gets me thinking like,

• 7:35Connor Wood?

  are pop, is, is big popcorn working with like big dental? Like, I'm just thinking about like things that get stuck in your teeth almost 100 with 100% frequency.

• 7:44Brooke Averick?

  Right, maybe big floss is really just like the only reason that we're still making teeth instead of tooth.

• 7:51Connor Wood?

  Flossers have, have like been working with.

• 7:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 7:54Connor Wood?

  Evolution to like slow it down.

• 7:56Brooke Averick?

  Maybe there's something in the floss.

• 7:58Connor Wood?

  Maybe there's something in the flosser.

• 8:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Imagine how much easy, uh, everything, I'm, you know what? I am pro tooth.

• 8:07Connor Wood?

  You're, you're pro single?

• 8:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 8:09Connor Wood?

  Okay. And then it's like, okay, if, if one gets damaged, like what about this? Make it stronger.

• 8:14Brooke Averick?

  And also like, go fix it, just like you would fix one tooth that broke.

• 8:17Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Why, why your tooth brown, why your one big tooth brown?

• 8:20Brooke Averick?

  Or, and I guess this could be said about most body parts, just have no teeth and put them in in the morning. But then that's also, you could do that with literally ever, or like most things, like have no arms, attach those in the morning, et cetera.

• 8:33Connor Wood?

  Yeah, you kind of don't need teeth at night.

• 8:37Brooke Averick?

  No, actually.

• 8:39Connor Wood?

  Like you don't.

• 8:39Brooke Averick?

  It's really smart not to have teeth at night. All that it does is give me a headache from grinding them.

• 8:47Connor Wood?

  Okay, like, have someone reach out. We, no one ever asked us for the solutions, weirdly. But like, there it is, free idea.

• 8:57Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 8:57Connor Wood?

  For anyone, for anyone working in this, in this space. Like, they're there. You can have that one.

• 9:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 9:03Connor Wood?

  And then also reach out to like our team if you want to chat further about like how we can be help in.

• 9:09Brooke Averick?

  How we can be help.

• 9:09Connor Wood?

  Developing the, the product.

• 9:11Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 9:12Connor Wood?

  And even not so much a product, the, the body part.

• 9:15Brooke Averick?

  The evolutionary track.

• 9:18Connor Wood?

  I don't know if I want to be the first person with tooth.

• 9:22Connor Wood?

  Trademark.

• 9:23Brooke Averick?

  And like if it's the looks that's throwing everyone off, like you could make tooth look like it has the slit.

• 9:29Connor Wood?

  Tooth could look traditional.

• 9:33Brooke Averick?

  Tooth could look like teeth without being teeth.

• 9:36Connor Wood?

  You can't.

• 9:37Brooke Averick?

  Let's get one thing straight.

• 9:38Connor Wood?

  Let's get one thing straight, but like, why hold yourself back? Like, get tooth now.

• 9:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Can I be honest about something?

• 9:45Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 9:46Brooke Averick?

  That was 10 minutes.

• 9:47Connor Wood?

  No.

• 9:48Brooke Averick?

  Pretty much.

• 9:50Connor Wood?

  Wait, I'm just.

• 9:52Connor Wood?

  Hey y'all, welcome back. Sorry, we took last week off. We obviously have a lot to cover today.

• 9:58Brooke Averick?

  No, it was just nine.

• 10:00Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's fine. We have a whole nother minute. You know, I just got.

• 10:05Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 10:07Connor Wood?

  I have a little bit of a cough.

• 10:08Brooke Averick?

  Connor, I'm a little bit under the weather, too.

• 10:11Connor Wood?

  Okay, I think that's why we're talking about teeth for 10 minutes. Like, it'll be it. But I just went to the doctor. I just went to the doctor. I said, I have a cough. He goes, all right, I am writing your prescription now. I go, do you need any other information? He goes, nope, I'm prescribing you an inhaler.

• 10:29Brooke Averick?

  You got an inhaler?

• 10:30Connor Wood?

  I got an inhaler today.

• 10:31Brooke Averick?

  Thank you, baby. I've always wanted an inhaler.

• 10:34Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'll let you know how it goes. Go pick it up after this. New toy. New toilet.

• 10:38Brooke Averick?

  That's what I should be calling my weed pen.

• 10:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah, me, me, me at the bar like this weekend. Hey, can I hit that? Sure. It's, it's steroids. You have to hold it in for 10 seconds and then wash it around.

• 10:49Brooke Averick?

  Wow, I wish my doctor would give me an inhaler.

• 10:51Connor Wood?

  I think you can just, if you came to mine, I think you just ask for it.

• 10:55Brooke Averick?

  I used to be obsessed with, I obviously like every time I had running and PE in middle school, I couldn't breathe, which like was because I was out of shape, but I said I had asthma. So I would go to the nursing, put myself on a nebulizer for being out of shape.

• 11:13Connor Wood?

  The nebulizer was something else.

• 11:15Brooke Averick?

  I was obsessed with the nebulizer.

• 11:17Connor Wood?

  This, yeah, so that's steroids and the nebulizer, right?

• 11:20Brooke Averick?

  I don't know what the hell the nebulizer was. Nurse Penny really just kind of let me do whatever I wanted in the back room. That was my home.

• 11:27Connor Wood?

  The nebulizer is from Jimmy Neutron. That's like what it sounds like.

• 11:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 11:34Connor Wood?

  The nebulizer. That was like when, when they went to the, uh, the carnival and there was all those rides.

• 11:40Brooke Averick?

  Guess what happened to me this morning?

• 11:43Connor Wood?

  Huh?

• 11:44Brooke Averick?

  I put on an Oldies playlist, just like a Spotify generated one.

• 11:48Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 11:49Brooke Averick?

  I'm gonna give you three guesses as to what the first song on the Oldies playlist was.

• 11:55Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 11:57Connor Wood?

  Oldies playlist. Oh my gosh, it's gonna be something from like middle school, isn't it?

• 12:04Connor Wood?

  Is it gonna, is it the fray?

• 12:06Brooke Averick?

  No, it's not the fray.

• 12:07Connor Wood?

  Okay. Am I like cold, warm? What, what are you thinking right now?

• 12:10Brooke Averick?

  You're, you're pretty warm in the terms of your thought process.

• 12:13Connor Wood?

  Fray, like something middle school, like something, something that was on the radio probably. And it's, is, was it pop or what was it?

• 12:23Brooke Averick?

  I would say soft pop.

• 12:25Connor Wood?

  Soft pop. Was it James Blunt?

• 12:27Brooke Averick?

  No. Wait, put a pin in that though.

• 12:30Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I would love to put a pin in that. Uh, James, you're beautiful. I saw your face. What was it?

• 12:38Brooke Averick?

  In a crowded place.

• 12:40Connor Wood?

  And I don't know what to do.

• 12:47Connor Wood?

  What, what?

• 12:47Brooke Averick?

  It was Hey There Delilah.

• 12:48Connor Wood?

  We put a pin in that. We put a pin in that. Hang on.

• 12:50Brooke Averick?

  It was Hey There Delilah.

• 12:53Connor Wood?

  Oh, wow.

• 12:56Connor Wood?

  Hey, what's it like in New York City?

• 12:58Brooke Averick?

  Did that not just piss you the hell off?

• 13:00Connor Wood?

  Oldies, you said?

• 13:01Brooke Averick?

  Oldies I said.

• 13:02Connor Wood?

  Like oldies are zgebe da ba bibidoo boo.

• 13:04Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, but like I guess to like a 13 year old putting on their Spotify, Hey There Delilah wasn't around when they were born, so that's an oldie.

• 13:11Connor Wood?

  Ah, man, I'm gonna kill myself.

• 13:14Brooke Averick?

  I agree.

• 13:15Connor Wood?

  That's really something.

• 13:16Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 13:19Connor Wood?

  Makes you think about like-

• 13:20Brooke Averick?

  So anyway, sorry if I seem like I'm in a bad mood.

• 13:23Connor Wood?

  Is, so that happened this morning?

• 13:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 13:25Connor Wood?

  No, I'm in a bad mood too, even though like objectively like life is good, you know?

• 13:31Brooke Averick?

  That's sometimes when I'm in the worst moods.

• 13:33Connor Wood?

  Right. I journaled this morning and then I was like, whoa, this is like- If I found this in Reddit, I'd be like, you fucking annoying kid. Like, all these things, it's like-

• 13:41Brooke Averick?

  What did you journal about?

• 13:43Connor Wood?

  I just, so, so, so this is embarrassing and I want everyone to know like where my heart stands. I've just like been hearing all these people talk to ChatGPT about stuff.

• 13:53Brooke Averick?

  Oh, yeah, that's-

• 13:53Connor Wood?

  I don't want anyone to diagnose me with anything when I say this. I just like was with a group of people and they were all talk, like, everyone uses ChatGPT at work in like a huge way, like, people's entire jobs that I know well, they're like, I, like, I do this, that, and the other, whatever, at these companies. And they're like, I plug everything into ChatGPT.

• 14:14Brooke Averick?

  That is so scary.

• 14:15Connor Wood?

  It's this, it is so beyond scary. And then you think like, obviously like my mind goes like methane emissions, which like are so insane. Like no, like people can't live 20 miles.

• 14:26Brooke Averick?

  My mind goes to just like humans will be obsolete.

• 14:28Connor Wood?

  Well, yeah, no, no, no. Oh, my gosh, there's so much like people. I saw this thing on methane emissions. It's really, it's so high. You can't live within 20 miles of these like processing centers or you will be, like you're prone to cancer from these, the emissions. And then like, I saw someone regenerating old photos of them with their, like, their mom who passed away and they're like, look, I turned this photo into something that's moving. And people are like, this is like number one, no, no, you're not gonna, in 10 years, like no one's gonna remember what's a memory and like what's,

• 14:57Brooke Averick?

  Ah.

• 14:58Connor Wood?

  what's real and like what didn't happen. So it's freaking out. Anyways, I'm talking to my friends and they're like, you should ask ChatGPT like why you don't remember your childhood. So I did and they're like, it was like, oh, like that's a, that's a sign of eight, like severe ADHD. Like you don't, you're never like present enough to like.

• 15:16Brooke Averick?

  A lot of people are using ChatGPT as therapists too, which is.

• 15:19Connor Wood?

  I saw that. The thing about that is like, and the scary part about that is like ChatGPT is like, is so tailored to like tell you, it's always two dumb bitches telling each other exactly like ChatGPT, as soon as you're like, no, that's not cool that you said that.

• 15:36Brooke Averick?

  It literally is Connor and like.

• 15:38Connor Wood?

  It agrees with you.

• 15:39Brooke Averick?

  As much as I would not want to use it in a situation like that, like when you're down, it's like you have no control. So like, I have found myself being like, what are some possible reasons for someone not to match me back on Hinge? And like, obviously the answer is like, they weren't interested in you, but thankfully ChatGPT listed like a whole slew of ones that made me feel better. It's two bitches telling each other exactly.

• 16:05Connor Wood?

  And then at the end of the day, it's like, well, this is the future and this is a supercomputer telling me like, where my thought process is going was correct. Like who am I to argue against? The, the future of technology and all that we know, right?

• 16:18Brooke Averick?

  It's really bad.

• 16:20Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's really scary. And so like, are you honestly like, if, if that is you today, you need to like, remind yourself that it is programmed to tell you what you want to hear. And it's also storing all of these like insecurities and flaws that you have. And it's going to start targeting you with like,

• 16:40Connor Wood?

  medications to like, treat these things that you have diagnosed yourself with. I don't know. I'm just guessing. I'm not. It's just crazy how many of my friends, like, I would have killed if I was in these jobs that like I lied to get into and like, I was obviously like not qualified for the jobs that I was in, but like I would have been, but I'd just be using this thing. It's like, work smarter, not harder. But like, yeah, this is gonna, I sound like Vanessa Hudgens during COVID when she's like, yeah, people are gonna die. But like AI is going to take people's jobs because they're using it for their job.

• 17:13Brooke Averick?

  And also every like, future doctors, lawyers, et cetera, like.

• 17:19Brooke Averick?

  Are they gonna be able to perform? Like a doctor, like, what if they like really truly just got by on ChatGPT? And now they have to slice into my leg for something?

• 17:29Connor Wood?

  I don't, I can't answer that, but like, Godspeed, you know, maybe your leg just needs to breathe, like you said earlier.

• 17:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 17:35Connor Wood?

  It is full of blood, though. I don't know, that was like a weird side, side conversation that we just went on that did kind of give me anxiety.

• 17:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 17:42Connor Wood?

  What were we, why did we get there? What was the point of that?

• 17:45Brooke Averick?

  Um, you started it.

• 17:47Connor Wood?

  Yikes, sorry.

• 17:49Brooke Averick?

  It's okay.

• 17:51Connor Wood?

  Oh. Cause I asked ChatGPT, like, why don't I remember a lot of my childhood? And it was like, oh, ADHD probably. And I was like, oh damn. Yeah. That's nice. It's all like ChatGPT is good in the sense that like, I don't get on WebMD anymore. ChatGPT is like, you don't have cancer like that is, like, did you do this, this or this this weekend?

• 18:11Brooke Averick?

  I saw something on TikTok that ChatGPT saved someone's life, though. Cause they were like, go to the hospital.

• 18:16Connor Wood?

  Yeah, no, exactly. But I'm like, I have a cough, like, do you think this is fatal? And it's like, no, you probably have a common cold. That's what it sounds like to me.

• 18:26Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 18:26Connor Wood?

  Um.

• 18:27Brooke Averick?

  More level-headed, which is almost even scarier, too.

• 18:29Connor Wood?

  Which is, but you can also just like dive in deeper to like certain things and be like, oh, wait, is this this? And like ask, and it's like, but it's like, you know, at what cost?

• 18:38Brooke Averick?

  Hmm. Everything has pros and cons.

• 18:41Connor Wood?

  I do wanna say, yeah, tooth and teeth, like in a big.

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• 19:45Connor Wood?

  Should we recap really quick because I have like a good segue from AI to this? No, to like from last week when I

• 19:51Brooke Averick?

  Oh, sure, sure.

• 19:52Connor Wood?

  Since the last time I saw you. So I don't, I didn't realize, I haven't talked to you since I did Jake's last shows.

• 19:58Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 20:00Connor Wood?

  So here's something that blew my mind.

• 20:03Brooke Averick?

  How's your slice, by the way?

• 20:06Connor Wood?

  It's closing up well. You can't even really see it, huh?

• 20:10Brooke Averick?

  No, I, yeah, it looks great.

• 20:13Connor Wood?

  Yeah, thank you for asking. So we started in Washington DC and this is like me opening for Jake Shane. I go to leave Washington DC, I finish my part and they're like, if you want to fly home, you can. And I was like, I could fly home tonight and sleep in my bed. That's amazing. And like, oh, I was just in DC for like 20 minutes and I can like go home and sleep in my bed before the Radio City Music Hall tomorrow. And so I go home.

• 20:38Brooke Averick?

  Wait, what did you think you were gonna do?

• 20:40Connor Wood?

  Uh, sleep there or ride with them from DC to New York that night.

• 20:47Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 20:48Connor Wood?

  And I was like, I can fly back before that Jake's even done with his show. I'll be like on the ground in New York. So I like book a flight. I'm like Ubering to the airport and I look up, I'm like, why am I still in the car? I've been in the car for an hour. There's, DC is one of those places where you like just type in DC to New York City and it just plugs you in at whatever airport it feels like. Like, why does everything in the world have AI except when a city has several airports? It just randomly assigns you the least convenient one that makes zero sense at all. Like New York City, it's like, oh, we're gonna put you at, it's just like, close your eyes and pick Dallas, Fort Worth and Love Field. Like, it is always the bad one.

• 21:31Brooke Averick?

  I'd love to introduce you to the concept of double checking.

• 21:36Connor Wood?

  It was so crazy. One time I was like 45 minutes before my flight, I'm dripping in sweat. I get to JFK. I'm like, oh my God, here we go. Pull up this guy named Nico was like, "Ooh, yeah, you're at the wrong airport. You're supposed to be at LaGuardia." And I love Nico because his attention to detail is so special and something that I-

• 21:55Brooke Averick?

  I thought you were in DC.

• 21:56Connor Wood?

  This is a long time ago, but I'm, I get to DC, they cancel my flight and I had to Uber from DC to New York.

• 22:05Brooke Averick?

  That's just the four hours?

• 22:07Connor Wood?

  I don't know, man. But then we did Radio City Music Hall.

• 22:11Brooke Averick?

  I'm sure someone was willing to do that.

• 22:13Connor Wood?

  They are, they always do. Obviously, like you tip them while and you're like, they're like, "Okay, cool. That's all I have to do today." Then we did Radio City Music Hall. Did you see how many people came to that show?

• 22:22Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that made me sick.

• 22:24Connor Wood?

  Like if, you know those people that are afraid of big things underwater?

• 22:28Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 22:28Connor Wood?

  Megalophobia or whatever?

• 22:29Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 22:30Connor Wood?

  Do you have that at all?

• 22:32Brooke Averick?

  I think I might because I hopped in a lake this weekend and just had to get out immediately. I just, it's not right.

• 22:40Connor Wood?

  Could you see?

• 22:41Brooke Averick?

  No. That's why it's not right.

• 22:43Connor Wood?

  You might should be afraid of the water.

• 22:46Brooke Averick?

  I like, I guess, yeah, I prefer clear water.

• 22:49Connor Wood?

  I get it.

• 22:50Brooke Averick?

  Because I don't like to go deep in the ocean either.

• 22:53Connor Wood?

  I love lakes. Ooh, I'm a, I'm a lake person. But we go into Radio City Music Hall. I've never been there before and obviously we're there before and it's just the empty chairs and I full-blown age polied before, which was a mistake. And I like, it was like, oh, this is bad. Like it was a feeling I've never had in my life. It was like being inside the hull of a ship. It was like the biggest-

• 23:14Brooke Averick?

  I'm getting chills.

• 23:16Connor Wood?

  And I go out there and it was just like, it was unbelievable. It was the coolest thing ever.

• 23:20Brooke Averick?

  You performed at Radio City.

• 23:23Connor Wood?

  It was very cool. I can't think-

• 23:24Brooke Averick?

  I would make that my Instagram bio. Radio City, former Radio City performer.

• 23:29Connor Wood?

  Radio City Music Hall alum.

• 23:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. That's better.

• 23:32Connor Wood?

  And Bowen and Matt Rogers were the guests that night.

• 23:37Brooke Averick?

  Did you get to connect with them?

• 23:39Connor Wood?

  Yeah, they're so sweet. They were both so sweet and so funny and natural.

• 23:45Connor Wood?

  So that was cool. And what's so funny, after doing that, it was 6,000 people plus. And then now I'm like, why am I so nervous to do like a 10 minute slot randomly in the city just every, every night here?

• 23:57Brooke Averick?

  Well, sometimes intimate crowds are like more nervous because like those are actually like people that you can see.

• 24:03Connor Wood?

  Individuals.

• 24:04Brooke Averick?

  Whereas the 6,000 is just a glob.

• 24:06Connor Wood?

  It's so anonymous. Yeah.

• 24:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 24:09Connor Wood?

  Anyways, then we did Jersey. I went to Jersey, Atlantic City.

• 24:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 24:14Connor Wood?

  Had you talked about Atlantic City before?

• 24:16Brooke Averick?

  Probably.

• 24:18Connor Wood?

  Like, are you fond?

• 24:19Brooke Averick?

  Atlantic City is right next to Ocean City, which is where I usually go.

• 24:22Connor Wood?

  That's what it was. You talked about Ocean City.

• 24:25Brooke Averick?

  Atlantic City is more of like the casino area.

• 24:30Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I had no idea what the vibe was. Man, I like, I yearn to be arrested in Atlantic City. Like, that is where, if I'm getting arrested again, it is gonna be in Atlantic City.

• 24:41Brooke Averick?

  How come?

• 24:43Connor Wood?

  It was just like such a, such a dreamy place to be. It's like cigarettes, um, like cornhole, Bruce Springsteen playing everywhere. Just like every-

• 24:55Brooke Averick?

  I don't think that that's, it's like that in the prisons.

• 24:57Connor Wood?

  No, I, yeah. I don't want to go to jail. I just want to like, want to be like, ah, I'm being arrested.

• 25:03Brooke Averick?

  And not taken in?

• 25:04Connor Wood?

  Just like, yeah, just like, ah.

• 25:07Brooke Averick?

  And just arrested and then immediately let go?

• 25:09Connor Wood?

  Yeah, like I want to go play cornhole. I want to, give me a cigarette. I want to play cornhole.

• 25:12Brooke Averick?

  Okay, so you just want to, yeah, be in Atlantic City?

• 25:16Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I just want to hang out. Yeah, I do. But we went out to a bar there and it was really fun. And then we did, uh, Boston. And again, I go to Boston. I found this new little area of Boston that I love. All these cities I love doing, East Coast. What?

• 25:28Brooke Averick?

  What area?

• 25:31Connor Wood?

  Back Bay?

• 25:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 25:35Connor Wood?

  It was so-

• 25:36Brooke Averick?

  Tiny little boutique neighborhood.

• 25:39Connor Wood?

  Is it big? It was so bookstore coded.

• 25:41Brooke Averick?

  The most well-known neighborhood in Boston.

• 25:43Connor Wood?

  I don't know. I walked around and I was sending pictures to everyone. I was like, oh my God, look at these trees. It was really cool looking. Um, and I truly, Brooke, have not, like, besides that, I have nothing else to report. Went to the Hamptons for the fourth. It was a blast, but like truly unremarkable in a great way because it was just like calm, hung out with a bunch, like friends. Um, I was denied entry everywhere I went. I did not feel like an influencer because

• 26:11Brooke Averick?

  Why were you denied entry?

• 26:13Connor Wood?

  I don't know. I guess I haven't done anything of notoriety lately. No one.

• 26:17Brooke Averick?

  Oh, it was A-list celebs only?

• 26:19Connor Wood?

  It really truly like I was like turned away at the end like Mary and Joseph. They're like, no, you could should sleep in the manager for real. Yeah.

• 26:27Brooke Averick?

  I would love to go to the Hamptons just on a normal weekend, not any sort of holiday weekend. Cause I've, you know, I've never been.

• 26:34Connor Wood?

  Yeah, you should. Next time you're out here, we should go.

• 26:37Brooke Averick?

  I would really love to.

• 26:39Connor Wood?

  It's so easy and it was so cool. We actually got in this, this past weekend, like we did the, my favorite things were like walk to town, coffee, sat down, had lunch, went in, shoplifted, went to a bookstore. I mean, we didn't shoplift. We just tried on clothes and stuff. And I was like, oh, that costs, I'm just doing the one shirt. They go, yeah, that is what it costs. I go, okay, that is, that ain't right. I left my wallet in the car. I'll be right back. You want to hold this for me? I love being like, can you just hold it for me? I'll be back.

• 27:07Brooke Averick?

  Did you go back?

• 27:07Connor Wood?

  Going back. Oh God, no. Highway robbery.

• 27:11Brooke Averick?

  Actually a really good way to avoid like when you come out of the dressing room and they say, how did everything work out? And you have to be like, bad? Which is not a good feeling. You can just be like, I'm still undecided. That's a really good way to, but then is that like rude to put something on hold that you're not? Yeah, I guess it is.

• 27:29Connor Wood?

  I mean, if it's rude to do that, lock me up in Atlantic City because like, I think it's rude to follow me around and wait outside the dressing room while I try on pants that don't fit and I'm drenched in sweat and I'm like thinking about, I need to call my mom. I'm like crying in my head. Listen to what I did yesterday, Brooke.

• 27:47Brooke Averick?

  I'm listening.

• 27:48Connor Wood?

  I go to Brooklyn. I'm looking for a coffee table still. I end up, guess what I end up doing? I'm looking for a coffee table. I'm there for a coffee table.

• 27:57Brooke Averick?

  You bought a couch?

• 27:59Connor Wood?

  I'm in one of those big furniture stores that like has everything. Randomly, like I'm looking at coffee tables. She, this woman goes, what kind of mattress do you have? I go, You know, I have whatever mattress and she goes, walk with me, walk with me over here. Guess who, guess who laid on like 18 mattresses for like an hour and a half because I couldn't walk away.

• 28:19Brooke Averick?

  Fabulous.

• 28:19Connor Wood?

  She's, she's having me lay on, she's turning on the massage. I'm laying horizontal. I'm the only person in this store. I, I tried like 11 mattresses and then I was like, I, I have a mattress. Like I just moved here. I have one. And like, I'm happy with it. She's like, okay. Well, you just like, you never know. I'm like, I told you before we even, what is the, what do you get out of this? I told you.

• 28:39Brooke Averick?

  Did you have fun though?

• 28:40Connor Wood?

  I enjoyed it. Yeah, I did enjoy it. And honestly, like, I might end up getting one of those things that eventually down the road, like I'll save up and I'll get one of those things that you actually put underneath your mattress that can lift.

• 28:52Brooke Averick?

  I need that so bad.

• 28:54Connor Wood?

  Because it made my, you know, my back hurts. Like she, she lifted my legs a little bit and then lifted my back a little bit and it made my back feel better.

• 29:02Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:02Connor Wood?

  I don't think I like laying just flat.

• 29:04Brooke Averick?

  I get it.

• 29:07Connor Wood?

  Anyways, that's what I've been up to. What about you, Chica?

• 29:11Brooke Averick?

  I went to Big Bear for the fourth, which is.

• 29:14Connor Wood?

  I love Big Bear.

• 29:17Brooke Averick?

  I love Big Bear and I'm so confused. Like, I just kind of assumed that a lot of people in LA like have the idea like, oh, let's go to Big Bear. You know, for the fourth even especially. There's no one there ever.

• 29:29Connor Wood?

  No.

• 29:30Brooke Averick?

  I don't get that.

• 29:31Connor Wood?

  I think a lot of people go in the winter to go ski and stuff because it's very close.

• 29:34Brooke Averick?

  I went for New Year's and there was no one there then either.

• 29:37Connor Wood?

  Really?

• 29:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. It's so interesting. I don't, I don't know, but.

• 29:42Connor Wood?

  My.

• 29:43Brooke Averick?

  That was fun. Um, I was really experimenting with the THC cocktail nowadays. If you're familiar with nowadays.

• 29:50Connor Wood?

  I've heard good things.

• 29:52Brooke Averick?

  I mean, I was hallucinating.

• 29:57Connor Wood?

  Fabuloso or?

• 29:58Brooke Averick?

  I was just hallucinating. Like it was, it was very, like very strong.

• 30:03Connor Wood?

  Are you sure you, you picked up the THC and not the hallucinogenic?

• 30:07Brooke Averick?

  Is there, is there a hallucinogenic one?

• 30:09Connor Wood?

  I don't know if they make a mushroom one. I made that up.

• 30:11Brooke Averick?

  They do. No, it was THC. Let me, do you mind if I tell you what I had for dinner?

• 30:17Connor Wood?

  No, please.

• 30:19Brooke Averick?

  On one of the nights of my, had a, after I sipped a nowadays cocktail. I'm so jealous of people that don't get the munchies, by the way. This is what I had for dinner. Started with the three different kinds of pasta. Tortellini. Um. Bow ties and then some sort of gluten free penne, I guess. Just a Caesar salad and three pieces of Texas toast. Okay, that was just my dinner, normal, except for the three pieces of Texas toast. Oh, I also had a bag of chips. Okay, go out on the town. I got a double scoop of rocky road in a waffle cone. Okay, no big deal, it's a great dessert. Come back to the house, we're just gonna do the three more bags of personalized chips.

• 31:04Brooke Averick?

  Which they're not like huge, so it's fine. Um, we'll go ahead and dip all, all those chips in mayo and ketchup too.

• 31:11Connor Wood?

  Mayo?

• 31:12Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, mayo and ketchup.

• 31:13Connor Wood?

  Ooh.

• 31:15Brooke Averick?

  Then we.

• 31:16Connor Wood?

  Now, I, I, I know you're high because that like.

• 31:20Brooke Averick?

  No, I, I would do that not high. I love chips and ketchup and mayo.

• 31:24Connor Wood?

  Ketchup?

• 31:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. That was my, uh, after school snack, chips and ketchup. So good.

• 31:30Connor Wood?

  Okay, sorry.

• 31:31Brooke Averick?

  Lay, just like a simple lay chip.

• 31:33Connor Wood?

  That's giving me pause over that, but go.

• 31:36Brooke Averick?

  We'll just do the tub of Oscar Mayer's turkey.

• 31:40Connor Wood?

  I see. So now we're moving, we're going to the protein course.

• 31:44Brooke Averick?

  Then, uh, three dry smores. Because I didn't, I was so hungry that I couldn't like.

• 31:51Connor Wood?

  Insatiable.

• 31:52Brooke Averick?

  I couldn't wait to heat them up.

• 31:53Connor Wood?

  I get it.

• 31:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. And I feel like there was one more big thing before the finale. Anyway, then I started laying down to go to bed. I was doubled over with hunger cramps. So then.

• 32:11Brooke Averick?

  So then I had to do four scrambled eggs. At 12 a.m. midnight.

• 32:15Connor Wood?

  As the finale?

• 32:16Brooke Averick?

  That was my finale, but I'm pretty sure I'm missing something huge.

• 32:23Brooke Averick?

  It's escaping me. Popcorn. But still.

• 32:27Connor Wood?

  Popcorn's a great munchie.

• 32:28Brooke Averick?

  And then obviously I went to bed after my, the finale, hungry.

• 32:32Connor Wood?

  Served.

• 32:34Brooke Averick?

  Did it all again the next two nights. My jeans do not fit.

• 32:38Connor Wood?

  Shut up.

• 32:39Brooke Averick?

  Connor, I swear, I really did a number on my body this weekend.

• 32:43Connor Wood?

  Can I, can I, can I, um, suggest the Lemmy farts? Like, they're crazy.

• 32:49Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I should have brought my Lemmy farts.

• 32:51Connor Wood?

  They need to call those Lemmy farts, cause it's just like, genuinely, that's what they do and I, I, you can't feel D-blow, but you can feel Lemmy fart at work.

• 33:00Brooke Averick?

  You totally can. Um, also, no one's been getting my jokes.

• 33:08Connor Wood?

  What do you mean?

• 33:09Brooke Averick?

  Like on Instagram, I'll post something that is a joke and the DMs are all taking me so seriously. And this has been a trend for the past few weeks and it's really unsettling to me. The first thing was, uh, I posted like, uh, I was writing and I posted like a sentence that I had written that was like, just like, holy freaking air ball, she said, looking at it, whatever. And I was like, um, something about my brain rot. Obviously, like, that's not making it in the final manuscript. Like, I was just like, brain rotting onto the page, like joking. Every single response was, please don't do this. Like, I'm just looking out for you. Like, I want your book to be a success. Like, I really think it's best if you don't include these types of pop culture references in your book, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

• 33:53Brooke Averick?

  I want you to be taken seriously as an author, like genuine, people like genuinely, like hurt and upset and like concerned. Like, y'all, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

• 34:06Brooke Averick?

  I'm just fucking with you.

• 34:07Connor Wood?

  They're gonna, they're keeping their eyes on you. They, they do care, but it's just like, you gotta know, you gotta know your heart, you know?

• 34:13Brooke Averick?

  I know. I just feel like some people are missing my heart. And then also I posted my, so the scrambled eggs that I had had.

• 34:20Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 34:21Brooke Averick?

  Were. And it could have had something to do with the nowadays. Genuinely, the best thing I've ever eaten in my life. The only way I could describe them is the chopped salad of eggs. You know how just like a chopped salad is just like the best form? These just tasted like a chopped salad. Like perfect texture, like ooh, ooh, ooh, like a little bit like almost like hard boiled. It was like an egg salad, but scrambled eggs. I can't.

• 34:46Connor Wood?

  It was the nowadays.

• 34:47Brooke Averick?

  So, no, so Marshall had made them for me, our friend Marshall. So I had contacted Marshall through my cell and asked him to come over. Once we got home on Monday night, we got home Sunday night. I said, can you come over Monday night and make the eggs again? I got him all the supplies. He showed me how to make the eggs again. Cause I wanted to be able to make them myself. So what he did was his special way was he cracked eggs into a pan, put them over heat, scrambled them, put them on a plate. And that was his signature way of making those eggs, which I was like, that's so funny that like, you're just like making eggs the way that like you make eggs. So I posted his signature recipe.

• 35:26Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:27Brooke Averick?

  Which was just like, put eggs on heat, scramble them, whatever. And everyone was responding like, yeah, have you ever made eggs before? And I was just like, come on.

• 35:42Connor Wood?

  Guys, I can't do that. I can't do this.

• 35:44Brooke Averick?

  Funny, but yeah, just nothing I've been doing is like landing. And it's hurting my feelings. And I'm just in a space where I am like annoying myself now every time I post something. Cause it's like, it doesn't make sense.

• 35:59Connor Wood?

  No, no, I, I almost posted the other day, hey, I haven't felt funny in a week. I'm just gonna, gonna go ahead and be an influencer for a little bit. Like that's all I'm gonna, that's what I'm gonna be doing for a little bit. So just like, just letting everyone know a little PSA, it's not gonna, I hope you're not in the mood to crack up because you're, you're not gonna find that here.

• 36:17Brooke Averick?

  I'm not on my page either, I'd say.

• 36:19Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna be posting a little haul.

• 36:21Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it's, it's tough.

• 36:23Connor Wood?

  I'm doing some hauls right now.

• 36:24Brooke Averick?

  We're in a dry spell.

• 36:26Connor Wood?

  Do you, yeah, we are, I mean, like, I can't speak to you. But like, I'm in, I'm in the, my, my cooter's the Sahara.

• 36:34Brooke Averick?

  Really? You're dried up?

• 36:35Connor Wood?

  My cooter being comedy. My comedic cooter.

• 36:39Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, no, I'm not funny.

• 36:43Connor Wood?

  Do you want to hear where I'm at in my home right now?

• 36:46Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I do.

• 36:47Connor Wood?

  Do you want to hear how down bad I was last night? So like, my mission today is to go find a top sheet. Cause like, I didn't realize like, I love top sheets in bed.

• 36:57Brooke Averick?

  I recently transitioned back to them. I had stopped using one for years.

• 37:01Connor Wood?

  I don't, I have never in my life made the conscious decision not to have a top sheet. And all of a sudden, out of nowhere, no top sheet. So what happened? Last night I was down so bad, I unzipped my duvet cover, untied it from all sides and used my duvet cover as a sheet.

• 37:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you have a top sheet.

• 37:20Connor Wood?

  I'm going today. I don't know where to go. I don't, I don't know. You, I'm just gonna say it out loud. I'm so sorry, you guys. I'm gonna show them the article. I'm gonna show them the article. If, if I seem stressed right now, it's because I got a deadline article for tour announcement and they will not change the photo of it.

• 37:38Brooke Averick?

  You're still dealing with that?

• 37:40Connor Wood?

  Yes, I'm so sorry. Like, I'm sweating. It's just so, so insane. I'm gonna show the camera.

• 37:48Brooke Averick?

  It's... I'm not having a problem with you. You seem to be having a problem with your forehead. I'm more interested in like, your hand is covering your whole face.

• 38:01Speaker 04

  Connor, I think they changed it.

• 38:03Brooke Averick?

  As he says, they changed it. Look, that's cute.

• 38:08Connor Wood?

  Do you like that one?

• 38:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 38:10Connor Wood?

  Okay, sorry, guys. Let's talk about germination.

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• 39:12Speaker 05

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• 39:45Connor Wood?

  Have you thought about how awesome... Did you germinate in... Sorry, hang on. Ooh, I'm flustered. Did you ever germinate in... Or did you work in any sort of facets of germination in elementary school?

• 39:57Brooke Averick?

  That's like the spreading of, like, pollen?

• 39:58Connor Wood?

  No, it's like when you take a lima bean and you put it in a plastic pad with a damp paper towel and then you put it on the wall.

• 40:06Brooke Averick?

  I do vaguely remember that.

• 40:07Connor Wood?

  And then you hung it up on your window and then it would germinate over a period of time.

• 40:11Brooke Averick?

  I think we did that. But I don't remember anything with pollen.

• 40:17Connor Wood?

  Well, the craziest thing was about the Germination Project was some people's would germinate and some people's wouldn't. And it was truly luck of the draw because all of the lima beans looked the same, but like, it really... It took... It was... It was hurtful to like receive a lima bean that didn't sprout. Because with all of the sprouters would take them and plant them in a little pot. And then you'd have a lima bean that would grow and you have a pot, but some people's pots would be just like barren. And that was so sad. And I want to check on those people. If you're, if you, if you had a, if you had a lima bean that wasn't, didn't germinate, like I'm sorry.

• 40:58Connor Wood?

  You're valid today and you are just, you're just as valid now as any of those other germinators. Take that home with you.

• 41:07Brooke Averick?

  That reminds me of the mold symposium. I told you about that, right?

• 41:11Connor Wood?

  I don't think so.

• 41:12Brooke Averick?

  We had to, uh, pick two foods, like two variations of the same food. So like McDonald's fries and like, uh, organic frozen fries or something like that. And then put both in separate jars and see which one got mold faster.

• 41:31Connor Wood?

  That's fun.

• 41:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. So we, the whole grade picked two different variations of the same food and we would all just like go visit them in a room one day and check on the molding status.

• 41:42Connor Wood?

  I don't know why we didn't get to work with mold in my school.

• 41:45Brooke Averick?

  But then I also don't remember, like, I think all we did was watch. Like, I'm not sure if there was a greater point. And then it was just like, okay, this one molded faster. Cool.

• 41:54Connor Wood?

  Oh, wow.

• 41:55Brooke Averick?

  And then we got t-shirts.

• 41:59Brooke Averick?

  And I think that was a wrap.

• 42:01Connor Wood?

  There was an after school class called goo yuck. And I still say goo yuck all the time when something's gross.

• 42:07Brooke Averick?

  What did you do?

• 42:07Connor Wood?

  And I didn't even get into the class. It was really competitive to get into goo yuck. I think it was just like funny gross science experiments for people whose parents were divorced. Cause that's why they couldn't be picked up early. So they had to join goo yuck.

• 42:19Brooke Averick?

  Oh, nice.

• 42:20Connor Wood?

  And I think they just, like, my parents were annoyingly still together, so I couldn't join goo yuck. So I was kind of just like.

• 42:26Brooke Averick?

  So unlucky.

• 42:28Connor Wood?

  Just putting glue on my hands and like picking it off, like when I got home.

• 42:33Brooke Averick?

  Speaking of.

• 42:34Connor Wood?

  That sounds awesome to do.

• 42:35Brooke Averick?

  Not only does that sound awesome, I'm dealing with a similar sensation.

• 42:39Connor Wood?

  How so?

• 42:40Brooke Averick?

  I have very bad sunderen on my scalp.

• 42:47Brooke Averick?

  Obviously like can't keep my fingers away. I'm like clenching onto my fingers right now.

• 42:53Brooke Averick?

  The way that I was picking for a few hours last night during the movies, got home, looked in the mirror, chunks all throughout my head. Thankfully, the only person there was that uh could have seen was Logan Lerman. So

• 43:09Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 43:09Brooke Averick?

  That's just easier. Cause I saw Oh, Hi, um which was that new Logan Lerman Molly Gordon movie?

• 43:14Connor Wood?

  I love Molly.

• 43:16Brooke Averick?

  It was so good. You will love it.

• 43:21Connor Wood?

  I love Molly.

• 43:22Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, she was so great.

• 43:25Connor Wood?

  Molly's in that group of people that I-

• 43:26Brooke Averick?

  Is like high Faye AI.

• 43:28Connor Wood?

  I don't know that much about Logan Lerman, but like Molly is, I've always loved.

• 43:32Brooke Averick?

  She's great.

• 43:33Connor Wood?

  Her everything she does.

• 43:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. And I feel like Logan like hasn't really done comedy before. So that was fun to see him in like a less serious role.

• 43:41Connor Wood?

  What else is he in?

• 43:42Brooke Averick?

  He like was started with Percy Jackson.

• 43:46Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's right.

• 43:47Brooke Averick?

  And then he was in Perks of Being a Wallflower. Um, honestly, I don't feel like I've seen him in two too much.

• 43:57Brooke Averick?

  Uh, I don't feel like, oh, Hoot. Remember Hoot? That was a book.

• 44:02Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Who would I put in the same bucket as like Flushed Away?

• 44:08Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 44:09Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 44:11Brooke Averick?

  Um, yeah, I feel like the things he does are like more serious. Stuck in Love, I guess that's kind of a rom com. I don't know. It was great. And there was another guy in it that was really funny.

• 44:29Connor Wood?

  Uh, is it coming out to where we could see it? What is it? What's the?

• 44:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I think it comes out at the end of the month, but. Um, who was the other guy from he was in Search Party? Do you watch that?

• 44:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I saw the whole thing.

• 44:42Brooke Averick?

  Oh, that John Reynolds was really funny.

• 44:45Connor Wood?

  John Reynolds is really funny.

• 44:46Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I really liked him.

• 44:48Connor Wood?

  Um, I heard he's Meghan's new crush.

• 44:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, complete im- imprintation process happened last night, which is totally fair. I'm also really anxious and stressed as well. My book is due August 1st.

• 45:02Connor Wood?

  Ooh, August 1st.

• 45:03Brooke Averick?

  It needs to be finished and then I have till August 15th to do edits, which is obviously not a lot of time, but like we've been doing edits as I've gone. So like in theory by August 1st, like it should be done, but also now I've decided that I need to redo every single sentence. So now I'm really stressed and also just like I, every time I get notes back, I'm just like very stressed that they're not, that, uh, oh, my work exists out there without the notes being done, if that makes sense. I'm like, oh, there needs to be tweaks and they're not.

• 45:35Connor Wood?

  It will get done. It will get done.

• 45:37Brooke Averick?

  I know it will get done. It's just like, I'm uncomfortable with the space and time in which it's not done, in which it's imperfect. So that's what I got notes this morning and now I'm just like stressed for no reason. Cause like I'll, I'll just do them when I get home, but like.

• 45:51Connor Wood?

  How far along are you?

• 45:53Brooke Averick?

  I am almost done, Connor. I've got like.

• 45:57Connor Wood?

  When do I, do I get the transcript when you're done?

• 46:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, on August 15th.

• 46:03Connor Wood?

  Oh, you're gonna wait till August 15th?

• 46:05Brooke Averick?

  That's when it will be done done.

• 46:06Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 46:07Brooke Averick?

  That's when it's going off to the printing press.

• 46:09Connor Wood?

  Oh, fuck.

• 46:11Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. No, like I literally like, I can't imagine ever feeling done. Like there's always something that a sentence I could change. Like I just, I don't understand how I'm gonna part with it.

• 46:22Connor Wood?

  That's so scary.

• 46:22Brooke Averick?

  And then that's why a lot of authors don't read their work, cause it's like they, there's always something that they wanna change. I'll never read it.

• 46:30Connor Wood?

  That, like I obviously can't relate in that sense, but there was a young woman who

• 46:37Connor Wood?

  was so sweet after I talked to her, but posted like six three-minute long clips of me at Jake's show, which was like all of my big, I only do 15 minutes. It was like all of my bigger jokes was going viral.

• 46:50Brooke Averick?

  Very good job.

• 46:52Connor Wood?

  I've never posted a clip, no.

• 46:53Brooke Averick?

  Horrible. I meant.

• 46:56Connor Wood?

  Never posted a clip of it yet.

• 46:58Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 46:58Connor Wood?

  It's weird like.

• 46:58Brooke Averick?

  So you're.

• 46:59Connor Wood?

  I've never posted a standup clip and I was like, ooh, I don't want that out there because that's not its final form. So I kind of get what you're saying.

• 47:05Brooke Averick?

  Oh, yeah, that I see what you're saying.

• 47:07Connor Wood?

  It's not honed in the way I want it to in my delivery. Like I want to get it, you know, better. And you don't want stuff like that out there. I totally agree.

• 47:14Brooke Averick?

  It's just like, I'm not even comfortable with it on my laptop.

• 47:18Connor Wood?

  That's, that's like OCD.

• 47:19Brooke Averick?

  No, that's what it is. It's like a weird, like it's, it's not right. Like it can't exist like this, even though no one's going to see it besides me. I don't know. I can't explain it. It's weird.

• 47:30Connor Wood?

  Can I switch gears really quick?

• 47:31Brooke Averick?

  You may.

• 47:33Connor Wood?

  Um, I think I've said this before, but I need to say this like with a pure heart, even though I've been so negative today. I think I'm kind of done telling people happy birthday. Like if, if you're someone that's in my life and I love you, like you just need to know that I do wish you a happy birthday.

• 47:46Brooke Averick?

  I think.

• 47:47Connor Wood?

  But like, it feels almost, it feels almost like I'm drowning in birthdays recently and I, for me, like I can't at all imagine thinking of someone and being like, why didn't this, unless I was in love with this person, I can't imagine thinking like, why didn't this person tell me happy birthday? Even my mom or dad, like if they didn't, the day of my birthday, tell me happy birthday. Like I don't think I would clock it. So like I can't relate. My mom or dad.

• 48:12Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I think you would clock that.

• 48:14Connor Wood?

  Do you think? Well, maybe. Okay. So them removed.

• 48:17Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I understand that. I don't, I have, I'm past the point of getting upset if someone doesn't wish me happy birthday.

• 48:23Connor Wood?

  But if someone reposts.

• 48:24Brooke Averick?

  Right now.

• 48:26Connor Wood?

  Every, yeah, every single story of people telling him happy birthday and I'm tapping through and I've seen 13 people being like, happy birthday to this crazy

• 48:40Connor Wood?

  piece of work, you know? And then it's like, okay, I've seen 13 of your stories. Like, is it my duty to wish you a happy birthday? Like, obviously like I, I wish you the best. I hope it's an amazing day, but do we open up that can of worms conversationally?

• 48:53Brooke Averick?

  I have a hard time when people post things for my birthday and then like maybe two out of 15 of them, I like look great and or it's funny and I want to repost it. But then I feel too bad not reposting the others because I don't want people to think I didn't like them. I just don't look that good. You know, so I just repost none, even though I really did want to repost those two.

• 49:13Connor Wood?

  How, what's your cap on reposting birthday stories?

• 49:17Brooke Averick?

  It's an all or nothing thing for me because I don't want anyone to feel bad.

• 49:20Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 49:21Brooke Averick?

  So I think last year I did every single one and then this year I did none.

• 49:25Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I don't think I'll do, I don't think I'll do any unless it's like, I can't believe this person just posted for my birthday.

• 49:34Brooke Averick?

  Um, I'm gonna say something that's gonna make you feel sick.

• 49:36Connor Wood?

  Oh, my God, wait, hang on because I already feel sick.

• 49:39Brooke Averick?

  Or I'm just gonna say it about myself.

• 49:41Connor Wood?

  Okay, don't, I mean, don't, I mean, just don't.

• 49:45Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 49:46Connor Wood?

  Think before you speak, of course.

• 49:47Brooke Averick?

  I'm just gonna tell you that this is the last summer in my twenties.

• 49:53Connor Wood?

  Let's go to bonus. I don't even want to be here anymore.

• 49:55Brooke Averick?

  Is that not so sickening?

• 49:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah, hang on, I'm just gonna change the subject. Fuck, marry, kill, Marlon, Gil, or Bruce?

• 50:04Connor Wood?

  From Finding Nemo.

• 50:04Brooke Averick?

  I know exactly who you're talking about. Marlon, Gil, or, wait, Bruce is the shark, right?

• 50:12Connor Wood?

  Bruce is the shark.

• 50:12Brooke Averick?

  Scar.

• 50:13Connor Wood?

  Gil has the scar. Gil's the bad boy.

• 50:17Brooke Averick?

  Kill Bruce, marry Marlon. That's easy.

• 50:20Connor Wood?

  That's really interesting. I'll tell you, the comments were not in your favor.

• 50:23Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 50:24Connor Wood?

  Yeah, there was one young woman that said,

• 50:27Connor Wood?

  that said, that said yours and she got ripped to shreds.

• 50:30Brooke Averick?

  Why?

• 50:31Connor Wood?

  Because guess what? Everyone's, everyone's fucking Bruce.

• 50:32Brooke Averick?

  Why is everyone fucking Bruce? He's so bloodthirsty.

• 50:35Connor Wood?

  He's like a big jacked, he's like a big jacked murderer and they're like,

• 50:40Brooke Averick?

  I don't want to get murdered.

• 50:42Connor Wood?

  I kinda want to fuck him once, but they want to marry Gil, who's like this sexy, like, you know, and Marlon's kind of just a fucking,

• 50:47Brooke Averick?

  unpredictable.

• 50:48Connor Wood?

  Marlon's kind of a twerp, like, to be fair.

• 50:50Brooke Averick?

  I love that. You know what? He is a good father regardless of the fact that he misplaced his son.

• 50:55Connor Wood?

  Of his, of his, of his one kid, like.

• 50:59Brooke Averick?

  But think about the circumstances.

• 51:01Connor Wood?

  I know the circumstances. I don't know, just Marlon? I don't know about Marlon. I don't know about spending the rest of your life with Marlon.

• 51:07Brooke Averick?

  Then like, uh, likes,

• 51:11Brooke Averick?

  what would you call Gil? Not like fuck, fuck boy, maybe?

• 51:14Connor Wood?

  No, Gil is protective over his, of his kin.

• 51:18Brooke Averick?

  Um.

• 51:20Connor Wood?

  And Bruce is Australian.

• 51:21Brooke Averick?

  I'm like kind of not like remembering the context of Gil super well.

• 51:24Connor Wood?

  I think you're skimming. Well, Gil has been wronged in the past, so he has his walls up.

• 51:29Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 51:30Connor Wood?

  But he's definitely open.

• 51:31Brooke Averick?

  He completely has his walls up.

• 51:32Connor Wood?

  He's, he's opened his chosen family in a big way. He just like, it took a while for him to break through. Now he'd be a great specimen for therapy. Bruce, I feel like a lot of people skim over the fact that Bruce is Australian. And that accent does go a long way.

• 51:45Brooke Averick?

  Connor, I would have to re-watch the film to give you a really accurate answer because I'm not remembering like too much of Gil. I was only really remembering his physical form.

• 51:53Connor Wood?

  Okay. Well, I mean,

• 51:56Connor Wood?

  look into it. Maybe some homework for tonight.

• 51:58Brooke Averick?

  And I'll get back to you.

• 51:59Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 51:59Brooke Averick?

  But yeah, Marlin is, is very dweeby, but I don't mind that.

• 52:04Connor Wood?

  Ah, I think he's pretty annoying.

• 52:06Brooke Averick?

  Do you ship Marlin and Dory?

• 52:09Connor Wood?

  I, this is gonna, I mean, I might get in trouble with this, just let me know.

• 52:13Brooke Averick?

  Are they the same age?

• 52:14Connor Wood?

  I don't think of Dory, I think of Dory as not binary, full-blown. Like, I don't think of, of Dory as, as a, as a woman in, in the series.

• 52:21Brooke Averick?

  But that doesn't mean you can't ship Dory and Marlin. Non-binary people can ship too.

• 52:27Connor Wood?

  Before I knew that that was Ellen, like I did not know that that was a, a young woman, the whole time.

• 52:33Brooke Averick?

  You just like view Dory as androgynous?

• 52:35Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 52:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. And Marlin?

• 52:39Connor Wood?

  And I, I'd love to, I'd love to hear where everyone's heads are at, by the way. If you could just like, rattle off thoughts about finding Nemo in the comments on like, on like a character development standpoint.

• 52:50Brooke Averick?

  It's also like, is there a power dynamic? If you were to ship Marlin and Dory, like, does her memory loss like make her, like, put her at a disadvantage?

• 52:59Connor Wood?

  For sure, but you're jumping into 51st Dates territory at that point.

• 53:02Brooke Averick?

  Right. At that point, there's a lot to say about that as well.

• 53:05Connor Wood?

  And a VCR does not work underwater, so Marlin's, Marlin's fins are tied.

• 53:11Brooke Averick?

  They are completely tied. I could write a thesis.

• 53:18Brooke Averick?

  On Dory X Marlin, I think. And the reasons they should or shouldn't be together. That's just how my brain works. Like even when I'm watching a children's movie, it's like, who can I? Who can I ship?

• 53:30Connor Wood?

  Who can I ship these to? It's so weird that you don't, you don't view Bruce romantically at all. Like give the guy a chance.

• 53:35Brooke Averick?

  I haven't seen Finding Nemo in a really long time. I don't have that movie recall that you do.

• 53:41Connor Wood?

  Obviously mine are very specific and all seem to be cartoons or major, major tragedies in the past. Titanic, need to watch that again.

• 53:50Brooke Averick?

  You know, I can't make it past that one scene.

• 53:53Connor Wood?

  Ooh, I know. It's so crazy. Like you don't, you don't even, if, if you hadn't heard about the Titanic, you would still think the ship was afloat and everyone's just having sex and dancing.

• 54:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 54:01Connor Wood?

  I need to go to that party under the dock, under the, under the, with all the lower class people. It's like Irish music and they're dancing and jumping around and drinking beer.

• 54:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 54:10Connor Wood?

  That sounds so fun. Did you see they just came out? Like Trump came out and was like, there's no list. There's no Epstein list. He just full blown was like, yeah, there's no, there's no client list.

• 54:21Brooke Averick?

  Well, he's on it.

• 54:22Connor Wood?

  I know, but that's so insane.

• 54:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 54:25Connor Wood?

  Wasn't that his whole thing?

• 54:28Brooke Averick?

  Connor, I cannot keep up with the insanity over there.

• 54:33Connor Wood?

  Okay. I just like, I didn't look into it enough. That just happened this morning. I tried to listen to the daily and it was like so in and out confusing. Like obviously he's on the list. It's just crazy to go like full blown. Like it's not even funny for me. Remember a while back when I was like, oh, this is so funny. This is like an Onion article. Like it feels like we were watching Veep. To be like, this is what I'm running on. Like these pedophiles are going to jail and then be like, there's actually nothing. I don't know what, like, I never actually said that at all. It's like, yeah, you did. Oh, it's so crazy to me.

• 55:03Brooke Averick?

  True, isn't it?

• 55:03Connor Wood?

  Um, and it's actually the Veep part of it is not even funny at all anymore either. It's actually unsettling, believe it or not, which reminds me of what happened to me this morning. I was running some errands this morning.

• 55:14Connor Wood?

  And I have locked myself out of my apartment now about four or five times and luckily my neighbors will buzz and they'll let me in.

• 55:22Connor Wood?

  But I went to get a copy made of my key today and the guy goes, "Oh, I've made a copy of this, this key before. It's a key, Brooke. Like it has nothing on it. It's a key."

• 55:33Brooke Averick?

  Well, that must be like a really, really intense, like special focus to be able to like, see the ridges of the keys so intensely, like fingerprints.

• 55:42Connor Wood?

  Brooke?

• 55:43Brooke Averick?

  And no.

• 55:43Connor Wood?

  It's a, it's a nondescript key. It has no defining characteristics.

• 55:49Brooke Averick?

  But he probably has a special power.

• 55:50Connor Wood?

  At all? Like is my locksmith Rain Man? He literally goes, "My address, my unit number." I go, "Pardon?" Like I, I don't know. Like even if the people before me had come in and gotten copies made, that's mind blowing that he read, he remembered the address.

• 56:10Brooke Averick?

  No, you know how a lot of people with autism are just like able to just like

• 56:14Connor Wood?

  Recall?

• 56:14Brooke Averick?

  recall and just like have really unique talents?

• 56:18Connor Wood?

  Yeah. 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

• 56:19Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I think maybe it's one of those things.

• 56:22Connor Wood?

  Wow. That's, it really like, I was like, "Oh, we don't need to be doing all that right now." And then in the hardware store, like maybe not, maybe not my unit number would be actually so great. But wow. Yeah.

• 56:33Brooke Averick?

  It's also, yeah, it's good to know that like, there's a lot of copies of your key out there.

• 56:37Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's good to know too. And I only ended up with one key and there's enough that like, this young man knows my, my, my location. Like he's on my Find My Friends right now.

• 56:50Brooke Averick?

  Wow. Locksmith would make for a good serial killer.

• 56:54Connor Wood?

  They had one in Broad City that was full blown, like the scariest dude you've ever seen.

• 56:59Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I remember that.

• 57:00Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 57:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 57:02Connor Wood?

  That's, that's what I felt like today, except that this man was sweet, honestly.

• 57:07Brooke Averick?

  No, I, he seems fun. Oh, I, let me tell you why I'm pissed off.

• 57:12Connor Wood?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 57:13Brooke Averick?

  The last three times I have gone to the movies.

• 57:18Brooke Averick?

  I forget if I told you this last week, but the last three times I've gone to the movies, there have not been peanut M&Ms.

• 57:24Connor Wood?

  Yeah, you told me that last week.

• 57:25Brooke Averick?

  I did.

• 57:25Connor Wood?

  Or whenever we talked.

• 57:26Brooke Averick?

  It happened again last night. Okay, and you know, I go up to the front and I say, I need to start bringing them, but I shouldn't have to. That's what I'm saying. I go up to the front, I say, do you have any peanut M&Ms in the back? They say, no, those are our most popular snack, we're all out. If they are your most popular snack, plan accordingly. They're like, they're usually out by nighttime. Okay, that's when people usually come to the movies.

• 57:49Connor Wood?

  You got a bunch of munchers in the matinee.

• 57:51Brooke Averick?

  I'm just like, get, like, supply and demand. Does that make sense?

• 57:55Connor Wood?

  You should just ask for like a, you should just ask for like a locker there, like, come bring your own and like, hi, I'm Brooke, like, put it on my tab.

• 58:01Brooke Averick?

  It's just upsetting. It's like, I literally wouldn't have come to the movies.

• 58:05Connor Wood?

  If you didn't, if you didn't know.

• 58:06Brooke Averick?

  And I'm being so Jen, I don't feel like there's any point in sitting in the movie theater without a bag of peanut M&Ms.

• 58:14Connor Wood?

  I kind of feel you in a way. Like, this is different, but like, I haven't been able to find a soup in the city that I enjoy yet, and it's been really hard for me.

• 58:22Brooke Averick?

  Soup in the city.

• 58:23Connor Wood?

  A soup in the city, and like, this is the place where I feel like you would be able to find soup. I can't find a chicken, like a grandma's chicken noodle soup to save my damn life. These, these places calling their soup a grandma's chicken noodle soup. Give me your grandma's phone number. I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind.

• 58:38Brooke Averick?

  What makes a chicken soup grandma to you?

• 58:41Connor Wood?

  It needs to, it needs to feel like home. And not my home, someone's home where their grandma makes chicken noodle soup.

• 58:49Brooke Averick?

  Mimi doesn't make chicken noodle soup.

• 58:50Connor Wood?

  My mom makes a good chicken noodle soup. But, like, these are, these places are a joke. Like, that's such a poor excuse.

• 58:55Brooke Averick?

  Have you just gone to a Jewish deli?

• 58:58Connor Wood?

  They make chicken noodle soup?

• 59:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 59:01Connor Wood?

  Wow, no, I haven't.

• 59:02Brooke Averick?

  How about you try that?

• 59:03Connor Wood?

  I always think of chicken noodle soup as a Christian dish.

• 59:06Brooke Averick?

  I think soup, chicken noodle soup defies religion.

• 59:10Connor Wood?

  Do you think?

• 59:10Brooke Averick?

  Or unites.

• 59:12Connor Wood?

  Maybe it does unite instead of defies. I think it's kind of like Doctors Without Borders situation.

• 59:16Brooke Averick?

  You should try matzo ball soup Connor.

• 59:19Connor Wood?

  No, I do enjoy it, but I kind of, I just need to stick to what I know when I'm feeling under the weather and it is, this gets us back to like, this is so not the weather for soup. I'm so drenched that I've been, I've been shot, like I've actually lost the embarrassment of sweating through shirts. I show up and I'm like, this is, this is who I am. Like, I don't know what to tell you. It looks like I, it looks like I jumped in the lake and came, walked straight in. And people do look at me. I'm like, why aren't you guys sweating? I'm confused. Why am I, it's 100 degrees outside. How come I'm the only one sweating?

• 59:49Brooke Averick?

  How do you feel about cold soup?

• 59:51Connor Wood?

  I guess pacho.

• 59:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 59:53Connor Wood?

  I love it. I'll drink a chicken noodle soup out of a bucket cold. Like, I don't care. No, I, I will, but I'm just saying like-

• 59:59Brooke Averick?

  Do chicken noodle soup on the rocks.

• 1:00:00Connor Wood?

  You can't, yeah, I would love that. Shaken, not stirred. But I, I just think, like, you can't call yourself a true soup lover, if you wouldn't eat hot chicken noodle soup on a 90 degree day. Now it'd be in AC. You don't have to do it outside, but like, grow a pair.

• 1:00:17Brooke Averick?

  I only like, in terms of soups, no, never mind, because that's going to be another cheese thing. I was about to say I only like chicken noodle soup. But then I was about to go, you know, I love matzo ball soup. I could do a pea soup. Cauliflower soup actually tastes like mashed potatoes.

• 1:00:32Connor Wood?

  You could do it, you could do it, you could do it, you could do a tomato soup with grilled, grilled cheese.

• 1:00:36Brooke Averick?

  I don't do tomato soup.

• 1:00:38Connor Wood?

  You could with grilled cheese.

• 1:00:39Brooke Averick?

  I'm sure I could Connor. And I had a bisque for the first time recently that I-

• 1:00:43Connor Wood?

  A bisque?

• 1:00:44Brooke Averick?

  A lobster bisque that I enjoyed. But you know what I will never do for as long as I live?

• 1:00:51Connor Wood?

  What?

• 1:00:51Brooke Averick?

  Clam chowder.

• 1:00:53Connor Wood?

  No, pass. I actually did one time and it was good.

• 1:00:55Brooke Averick?

  I just like, the thought gives me chills.

• 1:00:58Connor Wood?

  I actually did one time and it was good. Okay, we gotta wrap you guys. I got an appointment.

• 1:01:02Brooke Averick?

  Do you?

• 1:01:03Connor Wood?

  In my apartment somewhere. Yeah, it's in my apartment over there. I got it on.

• 1:01:06Brooke Averick?

  That sounds good. See you in the bonus.

• 1:01:09Connor Wood?

  Bye guys. Thanks for listening. Thanks for the catch up. Um,

• 1:01:13Connor Wood?

  yeah, talk soon.

• 1:01:13Brooke Averick?

  Okay, XO.

• 1:01:14Connor Wood?

  Bye.

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