Hut, Hut, Straight Up

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's up?

• 0:43Andrew Santino?

  What's up?

• 0:43Bobby Lee?

  Your energy today, dude. I don't know, dude.

• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  What's wrong with my energy today?

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  It's not mindful. It's not gracious. There's no grace in it.

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's aggressive. You come with your hat down, you know what I mean? Dude, I'm not Taylor Swift. You have to act like that? You know what I mean, guys? What's up? What's side? Inglewood. Uh? Chi-town. That's where you're from?

• 1:04Andrew Santino?

  You've never been to Inglewood once. Genuinely.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  I know where it is, though.

• 1:09Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 1:10Bobby Lee?

  It's south from here. Is it not? It's by Watts, dog. I've been to the Watts Towers.

• 1:16Andrew Santino?

  No, you haven't.

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's where I got my water. Have you ever had Watts water, dude? Yeah, dude.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  Is it good?

• 1:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's filled with kratom and all kinds of juicy things.

• 1:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love kratom. This is a big thing, the Watts Towers. This was created, you know, this was built by, these were actually, um, people thought they were an art piece, but it turns out.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  I thought there was water in it. That's what I thought. Did you think?

• 1:41Speaker 04

  No, no, I knew that you thought that.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  You thought it was a water tower?

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I thought it was a water tower. I've never really seeped into the Watts Tower. I was lying.

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  This man collected.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  Loose pieces of the, because the train runs behind it, right? Isn't it from, he took parts from the train?

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  And then I think the rumor was it was, it was art, but it turns out. It's actually the meetup point for Epstein people. Uh, core steel rebar and wire mesh covered with cement, mortar decorated mosaic of recycled found materials.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  It's one of those conspiracy blacks. You know that movie with Julia Roberts? Was that the movie?

• 2:19Speaker 04

  Oh, the Pelican Brief?

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not that one. Where Denzel plays like the conspiracy black. Is that him? Did he ever play conspiracy black?

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  What is conspiracy black?

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 2:30Speaker 04

  Exactly what you think it is.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Exactly what you think it is.

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. I don't think.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you go inside their house, everything's tinfoil. You know what I mean?

• 2:37Speaker 04

  That's just normal.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  That's conspiracy.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he happens to be black.

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's conspiracy whites too.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  I got it.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  I think the majority are conspiracy whites. I feel like more conspiratorial.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  You can find that movie. I think it's called Conspiracy Theory.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  You know why Bobby's in a good mood? Do you want to tell everybody? Or should I tell everybody?

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  I'll say it. Bobby has been or has gone on a few dates.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  That's not it.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  Erica Kirk.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  She's grieving. You know, to me, I'm so empathetic, right? That I need to hold her.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm grieving with her.

• 3:15Andrew Santino?

  Have you seen some of those like videos with her and her eyes and stuff? It's wild, dude.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I'm talking about.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Manchurian Canada, another banger.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:24Speaker 04

  Siege. There's only so many movies where conspiracies come up and Denzel's in them.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Did I tell you? That's like every movie he's ever done.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  Did I tell you that we tried to watch Benjamin Button?

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, you have to watch it backwards. It's better that way.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  We tried.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  It's normal that way, you know what I mean?

• 3:42Andrew Santino?

  It's so fucking bad. Like, watch it again in this era. It's, I remember back then, we were like, oh, it's wild, it's groundbreaking.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Because when I saw it, I was in the theater. I was like, oh my God, we're in the future.

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Remember? I can't believe it.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  It's so bad. I mean, look at the.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  Fincher.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but look at it's so bad.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  It's so weird. It looks like he's wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't look real.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't look real.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  It dude, it's so weird. We tried. Look at that.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 4:12Andrew Santino?

  We watched this. This movie won an Academy Award.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. You saw it with whom?

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  We watched it at the house. It was just on and I think it was on like HBO.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  Whatever. You know, when they're like, and I was like, I don't, this movie was so long ago. I was like, I haven't seen that. I'm gonna watch it again.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  Dude, 20 minutes. I was like, I gotta get out of here. It was tri- look at that. It was tripping me out.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  How am I supposed to come with that going on? It's insane.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  He turned into Mitch McConnell.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  It's Little Rudy.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Here's another one. Meet Joe Black.

• 4:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  You like that one?

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  I used to.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know what? If I re-watch that again, it's like, he's an angel, right?

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  You like peanut butter?

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is that?

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  What are we talking about?

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a little quirk. You know what I mean?

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  I just.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How about almond butter? Why peanut butter?

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  Why peanut butter?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  He's so hot, though.

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's still. Have you seen him now? He's even hotter.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  He's hotter now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  I saw like some new girl that he's dating. They had a picture of them together on, on the internet and I was like, God, it never breaks, huh?

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at him. He was born that way.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  That guy is built, he is built different.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Built for speed. Oh, my God.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  Vroom, vroom.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Vroom, vroom. Look at that, dude. I would just literally, it's like a fucking futon. Yeah, man, I would lay on him like a futon.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Wouldn't you? No, Pete, really, Pete. I know you're not gay, but. Absolutely. Yeah, right. Would you?

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  We don't know.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. If you walked in your house, Brad Pitt happened to be naked, laying on your couch, you would lay right on top of him. That's your instinct.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  I'd get naked immediately.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Immediately.

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  And I'd go, let's compare bodies. Stand up, Bradley.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  I think at one point I'd be like, what are you doing in the house?

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing in my house?

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  But that, you say that after you're naked.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  After you have sex with Brad Pitt, you're smoking a cigarette in bed and you're like, how'd you get in my house?

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. You don't ask before, never.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  No, you just do.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  You just have to let it be.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  That was from F1. Did you watch F1?

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  No. But do you think he knows he's hot?

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  Brother, do you know Eurasian?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, I do.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, it's the same thing.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, it's the same thing. He knows it.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Here's what it is.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  I forget sometimes I have red hair.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  It's the reddest hair I've ever seen.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  But I have red hair.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's so mutant-like.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  So like, he must forget sometimes he's hot, but then look in the mirror and go, "I'm hot."

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  I'm so.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Every morning you must look in the mirror and go, "I have red hair."

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  No, I get out of the shower, I see my little red penis and my red pubes and I go, "I have red hair." Like, it makes me laugh. I have little, I have red hair.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Dude, do you, the shock and awe of me being Korean all the time? It's, it's shock and awe. You know, I look in the mirror and go, "Holy fuck, I am Asian."

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  It's like, it's startling because you're no, I'm in a white world.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  Remember around a lot of white people, right? And then every night I look in the mirror and go, "Look at that."

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  But it's.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Look at what's going on there.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  No, it's positive.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  It's not. It's pure negative.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  Koreans are the best.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm not like, you know what I mean? Like, leading man Korean. Those are hot, right?

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Your next-door neighbor.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm next-door neighbor, I'm the guy that you don't trust in the movie, you know what I mean?

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Actually, I think you're the guy that turns out to be, you know who you are?

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  With the, I don't, what's the character's name in Home Alone? That they think he's evil, the guy with the shovel, the old man, but he turns out to be the best. Marley? Marley? You're that, because people are like, "I'm weary of that little Korean guy."

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  But you, guess what?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  Guy's got a great heart, great soul. Turns out to be a great guy.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  All right, I want you to Google this, all right? Half-naked guy in Kung Fu Hustle. I'm that kid. What?

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  In Kung Fu Hustle, yeah. One of my favorite movies.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  That's a bad.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, but that's who he is in the movie, you know what I mean? And every time I watch that movie, I go, "Oh, I think I'm that guy." It sucks.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, that's a hundred percent it.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Getting cracked around.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Getting cracked around, yeah, that's me, yeah. But, you know, somebody has to be that.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  When I look in the mirror, I go, "Somebody has to be whatever that is."

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Someone has to be us.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  And why not us?

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Or have you, when I look in the mirror naked, when I see my naked body? Oh my god, it's pure shock and awe.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  The dog walked in on me taking a shower. I stepped in the shower and I heard her coming up behind me, heard her, you know, chain.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  And I go, "Oh, hey."

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  She then looked up and saw me naked and went. And walked out.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  Not happy about it.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, I gained a little bit of weight.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  You have kind of little.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  A little porky. I'm 206 right now.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  I kind of like it.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  206?

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Because it thickens out like a football player almost.

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  I'm getting a little football.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  Straight up!

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I walked out, just one, I know you're gonna say something.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry. Straight up is good.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  I have nothing else to say.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Straight up!

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  Straight up!

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What is that?

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Hut hut? You think they yell "straight up"?

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  That's what you just said. Travis Scott.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  Didn't I say hut hut?

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  You did. Oh, you did?

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  Straight up!

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I thought they said "straight up".

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Straight up!

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Straight up!

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Isn't it a move that they're saying out loud?

• 9:09Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Go to the right!

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Right? Go around me!

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  You know, is that a move?

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  They're not telling. The other guys are right there.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's like him, because he's the captain, right?

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  He's the leader. The quarterback's the leader, right?

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  He is the captain.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Right? So isn't he going, you know what I mean? "Natron, go to the right!"

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't yell out the plays.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he doesn't?

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, then they would know. They're right there.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  No, but it's their own code word.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, they do have codes. You're halfway.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Pelican Town 260!

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  That's a good, that's a play.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  Pelican Town 260 is a play.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  Downtown Magoo, turn around!

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  Turn around?

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then they're like, "Oh, I gotta turn around. I'm gonna do downtown Magoo."

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that what they do?

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't know football. I don't watch that sport. But anyway, um...

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  You know football.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  I know the real football.

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And Arsenal won today 4-1. That's why I'm in a good mood. We beat Aston Villa, and there were three pots of applause. If they had won that game, they would have tied us for number one.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  Nice try, Aston Villa.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Nice try, Ollie Watkins. Anyway, um...

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  Aston Villa, by the way, is that a name of a city?

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  No, but it's the name of a football club. It's one of the oldest football clubs.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  Terrible name.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  Aston Villa?

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's a symbol.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  How British does that fucking shit sound?

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Aston Villa?

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  I play for Aston Villa.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  How about you? What'd you get for Christmas?

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Nothing. I'll tell you this. I'm gonna say what I was gonna say before because of the dog thing, and then I'll go to the Christmas.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm a little wired up, sorry.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um...

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's three things happening.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  I want you to say all the things that are happening.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Give it.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Number one, I walked out of a movie last night, and it's like... It's Park Chan Wook, the guy that did Old Boy. I think he produced this movie.

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  What's the movie called?

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  It's called, um, I had Google, I fucking.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  Wait, but you wa- you went to the theater to see it?

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  I was, I went to The Grove. You know how busy The Grove is right now, dude? No other choice.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  No other choice. Turns out you had a few and then one of them was to leave.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  And it's, it got, what is the, um, Rotten Tomatoes on it?

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  I never trust tomatoes.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  Ninety-nine percent.

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  I don't trust it.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  I think ninety-nine percent.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  I just don't trust it. It's too, ninety-eight, that's way too high.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, and it's the guy from Squid Games, great actor.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Beautifully shot. Beautifully shot, right?

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  It's a dark comedy. The comedy really works. They're just so talented, right? Koreans know how to do it. But there's one moment, so I'm gonna just tell you, I'm not gonna give any spoilers, okay?

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  No, we're never gonna see this. It doesn't matter.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  No, well, I mean, maybe.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, this guy, right, the guy to the right, right, happily married, two kids. He's a paper man.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  He worked, he worked for a paper processing plant and he's been there for twenty-five years, makes a good living. And he gets fired, okay, from his job.

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  For stealing paper?

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  For?

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  You know, the Americans bought the company and they're doing some readjustments.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Like that, yeah. So anyway, um, there's a point where it's like, he won't get a job. Right? So he, they're running out of money, right? So the first thing they do is they get rid of their dogs.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they had two dogs. They're like, we can't feed this whole family. How hard is it to feed a fucking dog?

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's the weird.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  It's, it, as soon as that happened in the movie, I'm like, I'm out!

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm out.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  I am out!

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm out.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  I walked out!

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  You got rid of the dogs?

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you, and the kids are crying, like, yeah, it's, it was like-

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  Get rid of the kids?

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather give it to one of the kids.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  They're so much more expensive.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  They're way more expensive, yeah. How far, how expensive is dog food?

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  I mean, dude, you can get, you can get like a fifty-pound bag from Costco for like ten bucks.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  I know, exactly. I mean, they're not gonna be the healthiest food for the dog.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't matter.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  You can still keep it alive.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  It'll be alive. Dude, dogs live on the street, street dogs.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Whenever something like that happens in a movie where I'm like, I wouldn't do that, I have to leave.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  I, I, you know, I saw a fucking thread today, was it yesterday morning? Or this morning that pissed me off. Someone was like- I don't care. I'll say, you know, like hot takes, you know, the shit.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  I hate.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  And they were like, hot take, I don't fucking care. Uh, if you're a dog person, you are stupid. Just accept it. And I was like, what does that even mean?

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  That person needs to be.

• 13:21Andrew Santino?

  When I say, what does that even mean? It's because I'm stupid and I don't get it.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  Because I'm a dog person.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  I don't trust people that don't like dogs.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't trust it either.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  Weirds me the fuck out.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't trust a president that doesn't have a dog.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  He's the only one.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  I know. It's crazy.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  In history.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Have a cat. I don't, a gerbil.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  Actually, if he had.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  A honey badger. I don't care what it is.

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  Honey badger would be sick.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  That'd be sick.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  I got my little badger here.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's gnawing on Stephen, uh, Miller's ankle.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  All the time. He's like, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  Donald, come get your honey badger. I have to go to school and bring my honey badger?

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have, yeah.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  I don't get it. You gotta have some kind of animal.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Here's another TikTok video that I can't watch. When they start up, I don't know who needs to hear this. Nobody. Nobody needs to hear what you're saying because you're no shit.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  You're no shit.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  We don't care about your opinion. You're a regular guy.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  You're a regular guy.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's like.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  You're a regular guy.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Degrassi, the scientist guy.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  What are we talking? Oh, Neil.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Neil, yeah, yeah.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  I thought you were talking about the TV show.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  No, if, whatever.

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  Neil deGrasse Tyson?

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Neil deGrasse Tyson. You know what I mean? If he says, I don't need, I don't, then I'll go, oh, I think I'm gonna, I want to hear his opinion about this. Yeah. Or anyone professional, like Scott Galloway.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  Nah, let me pause on Scott Galloway.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  No, don't pause on him. Push play.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  He says some shit that I'm like.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, I love it.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are you talking?

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm reading his book right now.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  He does this whole skip about like, you know, people are drinking less than they've ever drank and they're having less sex and men aren't talking to women and all this fucking shit. It's like, I don't, is that true? How do we know that's true?

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  It's called statistics, my friend.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  Who's filling out those forms? What the fuck do you mean?

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  In the Midwest, they do it.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Where? They poll people on the street and they go, who's fucking?

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  I don't buy.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  They don't do it in Studio City because I've been around. You know, they don't.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  Here's why I don't buy it. We're friends with a young man here. What's your name again?

• 15:17Speaker 04

  McCone.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  McCone.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  This guy, he's in the height of his twenties. He's in the, in the center of it.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  He's not a normal.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  He's fucking.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he's, he is not an average white dude.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  He is the most average looking white dude I've ever seen.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. You don't get about this McCone guy, right? He's a shifter. He's, he's, he's got the gift of gab. You know what I mean? He's slimy.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  Slimy.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  He's got Hollywood quality.

• 15:43Andrew Santino?

  What is, and then what's?

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  To have him, when I first met him, to just directly walk up to me and talk business is insane behavior.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, oh, little mover and shaker, this little one.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  Slimy mover and shaker.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  And then he gets into here, moves up. He's a fucking climber.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  You want to fire him?

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I love him.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  He's like a pesty little brother. Yeah, yeah. So he stays. But what I'm saying is I'm on to you. But he's not a normal, you know what I mean, aver- average twenty something year old man.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  All his friends are fucking?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because they're not, have you met them?

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:16Andrew Santino?

  Half of them are.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  But the ones that he has in Minnesota, those ones, they're not fucking.

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they are.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I've met them.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  They don't even talk. They're comatose. They're like catatonic. They're like totem poles. Whenever you introduce me to them, they're like.

• 16:32Speaker 04

  Well, they are, they, they're big fans of you, Bob.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  They're not big fans, dude. Smile then!

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  Do you ever, do you ever tell someone to meet you at a nice spot and you never show up?

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  You've never done that?

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  That's like a move that people do, where they bail on a date?

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't do that. I don't, I've never ghosted anybody on a date.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  Have you been ghosted, though?

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, see, that's why.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  And it burns.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  It hurts, huh?

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  But you still remember the person. I bet you it sits in your memory bank. You know who did it.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  It seeps deep in my soul.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  You know who did it. Yeah, that's why they do it, I think.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  You know that, you know somebody that did to me?

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Do I, I know who it is?

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you?

• 17:06Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm asking you. Do I know who they are?

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  No. What the fu- who's on first?

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Who's on second?

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, dude.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Hut, hut!

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  What, up straight up, up straight up!

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  You straight up, yeah.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, who did it to you?

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Me, Bickle Room Backdash!

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  There will be a college football team that uses bickaroo backdash.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bickaroo backdash. You know what I mean? Bickaroo backdash! Up the straight. Straight up! And then the wide receiver knows what to do.

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  And he does a little bickaroo like move.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  If you're a college football player of any kind, please use the Bad Friends call at the line.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  And let us know.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Bickaroo backdash.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing? How to properly yell as a quarterback? Yeah, there's like a specific. Blue, 42.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  I got one. I would do this. I would close this one and open this one.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  Single line, single line!

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Give me one.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Airlick.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  But don't do this. Don't be hacky about it. Come up with your own.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  Imagine if you saw a quarterback at the line and he went, "4-4, 9."

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  And I would know what that is. Slither.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  Slither, slither play.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Slither around the defensive linebacker.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  That's a slither play.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  That is.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  That is. Oh, it's a hook route.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a hook route, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On both sides though.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, double hook.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  One hook across this side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, single hook is one side. You know what I mean? That'd be fun to come up with those.

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  We should coach a team.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that'd be great.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  Let us coach your local team.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  We should just coach, we should coach like an intramural team.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  We should have a Bad Friends intramural team.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  And the thing would be, well, some of my coaching would be direct. Like, it's exactly what it means.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  Tourette's?

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Headbutt the guy. Twice. It's exactly what that means. There's no hidden agenda, right? I just headbutt, you know what I mean?

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  It's like you got water in your ear. Ooh, there it is.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Right in the face.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  Arm, finger.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, flick in the face. Right? And then some of it would be like, you know what I mean? Not obvious.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  A little bit more secretive.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 19:11Andrew Santino?

  What was that?

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Flick of the nose and focus.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, focus. Hey, booger head.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that is.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  I get that.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think we should do it.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  I'll do it.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  I would love to. We'll draw up some plays.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  With your knowledge of football.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Is there plays in baseball?

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, I mean, that's a hard, it's not the same.

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  It's harder.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's, there's, there's signals from coach, this, you know, like, you know, signals, they do that, the third baseman.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what does that all mean?

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're signaling to the runner, uh, the next move, what the, what the batter's gonna do.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  To swing, swing away, or to take the pitch, or, or to try to steal the base, or, just look, well, there's a bunch of different signals there, but they all have different, uh, signs, signs.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  Pitch, these are pitch call signs.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's amazing.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  They don't do this.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  They use an older hand.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  Is that my hand?

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  That's my hand. I'm not kidding, that's my hand.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  That's the oldest hand I've ever seen. Um.

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  I have an old hand.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  So this is something. Upside down piece?

• 20:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  This, twice, yeah. They gotta get more creative, Dan.

• 20:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, they only have your hand, you have one hand.

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you could still, you know, what about this move?

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  No, because this one has a mitt. One has a mitt on it.

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a mitt, right?

• 20:21Andrew Santino?

  Catcher has one mitt on it.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  Right. And then, do they do this?

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Meaning catch it.

• 20:26Andrew Santino?

  Catch, yeah. Pitcher does that.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  Catch the ball, Dan, you know what I mean?

• 20:31Andrew Santino?

  That's from the pitcher.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

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• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  And I'm telling you, I'm hoping my Chicago Bears continue.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  I hope too.

• 20:54Andrew Santino?

  To do what they're doing.

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  Let's close our eyes and pray, please, Bears. Do what you need to do to do it.

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• 21:34Bobby Lee?

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• 21:37Andrew Santino?

  Me, too.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

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• 21:49Andrew Santino?

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• 21:58Bobby Lee?

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• 22:06Andrew Santino?

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• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather, you know, I'll be honest with you. I'd rather get HelloFresh than eat at a restaurant.

• 22:22Andrew Santino?

  Most restaurants that we've been eating at lately.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:24Andrew Santino?

  We had a roach one time at a restaurant.

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. And HelloFresh is so good. Guaranteed high class.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

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• 22:43Speaker 00

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• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  Would you be a pitcher or catcher?

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'd be a catcher.

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know.

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  I catch.

• 23:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't pitch.

• 23:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm a pitcher.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know you are, dude.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  I like catching your balls.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  It's my favorite thing to do. Yeah. What if somebody has like Tourette's all of a sudden? Not Tourette's, but like goes into a seizure. That'd be fun.

• 23:31Andrew Santino?

  That'd be terrible.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he's going, right? And you know what I mean? And the, he's like, I don't know what to do. You know what I mean?

• 23:37Andrew Santino?

  What? The batter?

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  The batter. They see the coach. You know what I mean? And the guy's like, looking at it like, I don't know what move that is. But I'll try.

• 23:47Andrew Santino?

  Swing away.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, swing away. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:52Andrew Santino?

  That's got to, that's, that feels like that's in a movie. I feel like that's Daniel Stern.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:56Andrew Santino?

  Little Big League or whatever.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, I feel like gang members could probably do it well.

• 24:03Andrew Santino?

  Hey, steal third, eh?

• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:06Andrew Santino?

  Throw up some shit.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey dude, you know what I mean, do this move, right?

• 24:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know, they have gangs, they have, uh, not gangs, but I mean, like in prisons, they have like intermural leagues in prison. The longest yard, man.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, gang signs, whoa.

• 24:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's not throw any of these up.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:23Andrew Santino?

  Wait, let me see. Compton Crip.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  This one I can do, I like.

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't think we should do these.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 24:29Andrew Santino?

  On the air.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  It's probably a bad idea.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but this means different than whatever that means. This means antlers.

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  Sure. Oh, deer gang.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  For hunters.

• 24:39Andrew Santino?

  Deer gang.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Get the antlers, dude.

• 24:41Andrew Santino?

  Deer gang.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What do you, oh, yeah.

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

  Japanese girl gang.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  I like, I'm not gonna lie, the hand signals for gangs are incredible.

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  They're incredible.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  You see them throw them up, you love them. Oh, geek gang, what is that?

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  Geek gang signs?

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Now, how could you take okie dokie and turn into a gang sign? That sucks. Like if, cause if you're like seeing a guy, you're like, hey, hey Bobby, I'm gonna go to the gym, right? And I go, okie dokie. That's what I'm saying, it's unfair.

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's not, you can't steal, they stole it.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  You can't do okie dokie anymore, cause it's a gang sign.

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:17Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I, I know, I know, I get it. I understand. I understand it.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  A lot of things have been taken over.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, that's true.

• 25:30Andrew Santino?

  A lot of things have been taken, they're just, you know.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Like the swastika.

• 25:33Andrew Santino?

  That was ours.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  No, that was, um, Indonesian, right? It was like Buddhist or something.

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, it means peace.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  It means peace, right?

• 25:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what's so crazy? The marketing is great.

• 25:43Andrew Santino?

  On the swastika?

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, because to take, to take peace and turn it into a, a symbol of hate? It's like taking the peace sign now and turning into hate.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's almost poetic. You're taking some that means peace and turning it into absolute hate, which is kind of odd how.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Good marketing, that's all.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  Good team over there in Germany.

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  So check it out, well, we're branding, we're gonna rebrand the peace symbol. Hitler, I love it.

• 26:12Andrew Santino?

  Now, give me some fucking meth.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they did a lot of meth.

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  He loved meth.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a lot of them did.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you had terminal cancer and you're on your way out, would you do, would you ride the horse? Would you do heroin?

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I would do what the doctor prescribed, but much more.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  You wouldn't go street, street drugs?

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  I might. I don't know, dude. I might wanna face it head on, clear.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  Death?

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's so funny?

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Carlos does not wanna face it.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  Like Ram Dass says.

• 26:41Speaker 04

  I don't wanna face traffic.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't you wanna be in the present moment of death?

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't know. Well, I definitely don't wanna die in my sleep.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  A Jane Goodall.

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  That's a huge fear.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  She died in her sleep.

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  The ape woman?

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  She did?

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:59Andrew Santino?

  I thought she died from an ape. Wasn't she bald?

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, the ape was next to her.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Probably, I don't know. I don't know if she sleeps with them, but I think she died in her sleep, no?

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  Famous people die in their sleep. James Gandolfini, John Candy, Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, Brittany Murphy, Jerry Garcia, Reggie White.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 27:13Andrew Santino?

  William Howard.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Why not die in your sleep?

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  I wanna know it's coming.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  Like, when I die, I wanna go, okay, that's happening.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna go to bed and being like, what a great day.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  Honk you, honk you, and then I, and I never wake up.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  I wanna be alive when I'm dead. Hey.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  You wanna be asleep.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, you sleep so fucking much, it's gonna happen.

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  From a percentage perspective.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, percentage, yeah.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Like, it has to be for you.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I talked to a buddy today who says that he's gone up north and eaten reindeer before.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  No, he says they're fucking awesome.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  This fucking guy does.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  You don't eat reindeer, dog?

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? You can eat reindeer meat. No, it looks good. It's like.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  It's too gamey, probably.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  No, he said it was actually pretty good, cuz it was, cuz it's fatty, right? Because it's so cold, they have to eat a lot to stuff up for the winter, so it's, it's, it's fattier than, um.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that does look delicious.

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  It's fattier.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  I think of Rudolph and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, Rudolph.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  You can't eat Rudolph.

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  Somebody did.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 28:20Andrew Santino?

  Somebody did reindeer meat. See, it looks good. Dude, that's like I told you, when I was in Australia and I had kangaroo, phenomenal. I loved it. The guy was like, yeah, you might not like it, mate. And I was like, I'll try it. We went to like a little bar restaurant thing. And I was kinda like, I'll have a couple bites. Ate the whole fucking thing.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  It was delicious.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  But they need it. They need to get rid of them because they outnumber. Kangaroos outnumber Australians. Like, what is it? It's crazy. It's like it's like three to one or something bonkers like that.

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  How much could you charge for Rudolph's nose? To eat? If you actually caught Rudolph, right? And you're like, you know, Rudolph has one nose and it's probably original because it's red, bright red.

• 29:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  You could probably eat it.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're right. I'm sure you could lick it.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Or you could boil it or something.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  What do you think it would taste like?

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I mean, it'll probably be delicious, like candy cane and.

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  Just a sugar.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Like a sugary meat, like a Korean, you know what I mean? Um, meat that's been like, you know what I mean? Um, what do you call it?

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  Marinated?

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Marinated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  Marinate that nose.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  You could probably charge a million dollars for Rudolph's nose.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's one nose. You'd have to charge way more than that. It's only one.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Or Daffy Duck's, like, beak? How much could you charge for that? Oh, my god.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  Daffy Duck beak?

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Daffy Duck beak?

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  Oof.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Right. What do you think?

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  It'd be so expensive.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Tinkerbell wing.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, just.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Tinkerbell wing, dude. It's not a filling.

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  But you could probably charge a good 20 grand for one wing.

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  The delicacy.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a delicacy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  What about a Mickey Mouse ear?

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, dude.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  Just one ear.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  One ear of Mickey Mouse ear?

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my. I mean, a lot of people would be upset.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  So would.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, god.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  But what if Mickey's walking around with one ear? You know what I mean? See, we didn't kill him. We just took the ear.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  Just one ear?

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:05Andrew Santino?

  Big deal.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Some Korean guy, a redheaded guy, took my ear. I was sleeping.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  Say that again? I can't hear you.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  What? Oh, yeah.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Good one.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay, what is that? Kangaroos? Oh, yeah. It's one to two for every person. Yeah, there's too many of them. There's cra- it's crazy.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  There's too many Chinese. We don't eat them.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  Should. That'd be good. Well, is that like the old slogan, eat the rich? It's just eat the Chinese.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Dude, we went out, we were out, uh-

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  What'd you do?

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  And we're out in the mountains and there was literally no snow up in Utah. It was crazy to me.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say, "we" who?

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  My wife and my, well, and her family.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Great, what do you, I'm not accusing you of anything.

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, you say it like, "who was I with?" I was with a whole-

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, you could have been with your family as well.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, we switch years. We do the this year, that year, this-

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's all I wanted to know. What year was it?

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  Which were, it's their year. You're right. But we're no longer doing that again, I think. I think every year from now on, we're gonna do double downs.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  You gotta double down on that, yeah.

• 31:05Andrew Santino?

  I think I got it. My parents are getting older, so I gotta do it. I wanna see him more often. But we went up there to, to Utah and it was no snow. And I didn't care. I wasn't gonna ski this year, but my God. You feel bad, these people that like go up there, their whole year, they wait to go up there. They get their kids, they spend all this money going on vacation. No snow. It's rain.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  You can't ski on no-

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there's almost no, there was almost no snow up there. Huh? You can't ski without snow.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what they say.

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  It's a big component.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why can't you, uh, water ski?

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  The lakes are frozen.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, there are?

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is double.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  You could ice skate.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  There we go. Why can't you do that?

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  I would love to ice skate with you.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm pretty good.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, don't be, oh, you know what? I fall, you laugh, it'll be the end.

• 31:47Andrew Santino?

  I would love to go ice skating.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  I'd love to go ice skating with you as well.

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  Speed skating, though. We would race.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  You, uh, can you ice skate?

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I can too.

• 31:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  We'll see.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  Is that Minnesota in you, getting you? That's still got you?

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  We shall see.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  We?

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Shall see, dude. Dude, I hate your challenging fucking vibes. It's, yeah, you know, like, 'cause he's Mr. Sporting Guy. What's going on here?

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  That's speed skating.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I can't do that, but-

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  We should try. How funny would we be in those outfits?

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that'd be so funny.

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  With those long blades on?

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, the Winter Olympics are coming up. Ask us to host something, Winter Olympics.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:22Andrew Santino?

  Where is it at again this year? Where's the Winter Olympics? In Italy, I think? In like Milan, maybe? Milan. How fucking cool. Invite us, NBC.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Remember Leslie Jones did what?

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  Look at these motherfuckers skiing in this motherfucker!

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  No, but was, didn't she do like the Brazilians?

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Damn, these girls got big old ass! Back to you, bitch!

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  That's such a crazy pick to host the Olympics.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there she is.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  With Al Roker.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is, you know, by the way, this is my petition for comedians to not host anything ever again.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  We're not right for this. We tried to do these things.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  It's insane.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  It's insane.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  Why are we doing this?

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Also, you have to edit yourself.

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  You wanna make so many inappropriate jokes and you can't say anything.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  You can't say anything.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  By the way, we rewrote that, we just watched the, we were talking to a friend at the house and we were talking about vegetarian meals, like giving you farts, you know? And Portlandia had like the best sketch of all time. They go to a vegan restaurant. Have you ever seen this?

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  And while they're in the middle of it, the woman's like, "We noticed some flatulation. Would you like to go on our fart patio?"

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  There's a patio just for people that are farting and they're in full conversation as they're farting.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  It's so dumb.

• 33:32Speaker 05

  Um, if you do need to flatulate, we have a designated area. Wait.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  So dumb, dude.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Dude, fart patio is brilliant.

• 33:51Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 33:54Speaker 05

  A little mustard seed?

• 33:55Speaker 01

  Apple for some reason.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  They are two of maybe the funniest. That show was so fucking funny.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:04Andrew Santino?

  It was like ahead of its time.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  It was really good.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  Armisen?

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  I think she's fucking brilliant too. I mean, they're both geniuses.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  As a person.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't know her.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  Famous guy drop. Oh, Fred and I.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. Fuck off!

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  I like him because I know him.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what it is. Was I, is that what I was doing?

• 34:27Speaker 04

  Hundred percent, yeah.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  What? I can't say, oh, then let's do a do-over.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Dude, this is so funny.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Let's do a do-over.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  I do it and he's like, he doesn't, he's like,

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  There's no difference between Fred Armisen, a comedian, right, that we all know, right?

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  SNL cast member, legend.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Or, um, Taylor Swift. Different. Different! Yeah!

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  I've never brought, I don't bring it up. You bring it up.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  But you-

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  And I love to bring it up.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  You name-drop it.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. Was that honest? Let's analyze.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  You fucking name drop people. Yes, you do.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Aside from that, where have I name dropped?

• 35:15Speaker 04

  Kiedis, uh, you know who? Michael Bay. You know who from the, um, the meeting, the men's meeting?

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, you name drop all the time. Stop it. Stop it.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  So do you, though.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  Who? What do I do? You just name drop when I tell you in private, somebody-

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Tell me a story. I don't want to bring it up.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, do it.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want to.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I was at a restaurant and Bateman was there with Jennifer Aniston and this and that, right? You brought that story up.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  On this show?

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  No, not out loud, but to us.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  So I just said, I tell you in private and then you bring it up on the show? I literally just said that.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm just saying the act-

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  The act of name dropping is something that you do.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so time out. You name drop in private way more than me.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  We just don't talk about it on the show.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't name drop at all, dude.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you do.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so let's get this over with.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  You're obsessed with celebrities.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, Portlandia. I love that show. I don't know, Fred.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  That's what you should have said?

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Is that what I should have said?

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  No, I just said, he's a genius. And you go, he's a great guy.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  Like, I know him. He's a guy I know. We were saying how funny they are.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, I did a movie with them like six months ago.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, another drop. Another drop. I did a movie six months ago. I work.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Is that what that is? Oh, fuck you, dude. Is that what it is?

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it is.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I don't like that about myself. I'm never gonna do it again.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  What was the name of the movie? Is it out?

• 36:39Speaker 04

  Green Day's movie.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right. That's a huge one.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  No, there's a lot of people in that.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  Like, a ton of people are in this movie.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, uh-

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  What's it called?

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  New Year's Rev right now.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  When does it come out?

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, they missed their opportunity. It's New Year's.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Maybe next New Year's.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Maybe next year's, but um.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  I see a lot of clips going viral, by the way, um, from our, our good friend Logic's movie that you were in.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  I like a lot of clips on the, have you seen this on the internet? A lot of them are being bounced around, particularly the conversation with him and his father, because his dad is a crazy character.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm barely in that. I have no lines.

• 37:13Andrew Santino?

  Shout out Logic, though. We love him.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  I have no lines in it. I love Logic.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  He's a great dude.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  I was on the tour, I was on tour when you guys were filming that thing. I wish I could have come up there.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know what happened was I, um.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  Spokane? Where was it?

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  I had a bigger role. I showed up. I had fucking COVID.

• 37:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's right.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Right. And they go, you can't show up on set. I go, what do I do? They go, just stay. So I stayed in this hotel room for like five days.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  I remember you were stuck. That's right.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  And then I was flying out and they're like, can you just be this kind of background guy, since you're here?

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  Call Santino, background guy. Right here, background guy.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  So I just kind of did it, but you know, I love Logic a lot.

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  No, he's a great dude.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's a great dude.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  You got so much work lined up on the horizon, Bob. I'm so proud of you. No, I, no, I don't.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, you, you decline work.

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  Decline work?

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't. There's nothing comes my way.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  The stuff that I'm in is bad. I still do it.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  You should read it first.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't read it.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  If it's bad, don't do it.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  But it, I just do.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'll tell you, how about this?

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  You think I read Karate Ghost?

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  I got something big.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  They go, Karate Ghost? Yeah, I'll do it.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  I got something big coming up and I want to announce it, and I'm very excited about. I'm gonna brag right now, guys. Big time.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  Big time.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  Huge for me.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Go on.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  January, end of the month. My best buddy's gonna be shooting a special at the Balboa Theater.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  Four shows. Sold out.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  They're not sold out?

• 38:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they are. They're all sold out.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Are they sold out?

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  Everything is sold out. Bobby Lee Live, sold out, Balboa Theater, four shows, my guy. They're all sold out. I looked, they're all sold out. Click on them, they're all sold out. How amazing.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  Are you excited?

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, here's the thing, okay, I'm trying not to think about it.

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean you're not trying to think about?

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Because I have what I have, right? What? Why are you shaking your head? It's not sold out.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it is.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Look at those little blue spots.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  Brother, that's gone, that'll be gone in two days. Those are like, reserved seats. It's sold out.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't care about the back either. It's the, wait, are the whites the empty seats? Yeah. Oh, fucked!

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  No dude, he's kidding, it's the other way around. Get off of the ticket, man.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  No, are the whites the empty seats?

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  Sold.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank god.

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  No, you're sold out.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Thank the fucking god.

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  Are the whites the empty?

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and only the back row they bought? What the fuck?

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  A guy who's never bought a ticket in his entire life or anything?

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, which ones are the ones I have?

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It, it, it, okay, can I just say this about the special, okay?

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that drive you nuts, by the way, when somebody's in your seat, when you get to a place and you go, oh, those are our, our seats? And they're like, they are, and you're like, yeah, come on, man, let's not do this dance.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  And they're like, um, I don't, I think, oh, let me see, oh, let me look, and then they look and they go, oh, you're right. Oh, you're right. Yeah, we're, we're way the fuck, we're all the way up there.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  You're like, you're fucking, what are you doing? You knew you were fucking.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  Just, just, I've sat in other people's seats, I've done that before.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  By accident.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but when you do it, you get up, right? No, no, I've done it for years, we'd go to Dodger games, we would sneak all the way down, we used to do that all the time.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  And then when they come, they go, you guys are, you go, you got it, you caught us, and then get up and go.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  But you don't do the thing where you kill time and you go, oh, is this, uh,

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  You fucking know, we sneak down, you know, that's like a part of the game, is, you know.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  On TikTok, I saw a woman, she was a little drunk, and she go, she sits in a first-class seat, she's in college. The first-class guy comes up and goes, hey, I think that's my seat, and she goes, well, I just paid a lot of money for my ticket, and I decided I'm gonna sit here.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  What? That's gotta be a sketch.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Talk space, talk to me. You know, I'm gonna talk to you right now about it, right? Um, I've had a lot of trauma growing up, and if I held that in my body, body keeps the score. Okay.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  Body keeps the score.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And what I did was I did some EMDR through Talkspace and I'm relieved, I'm lighter. Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime, anywhere.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  Anytime and anywhere. You take control of your mental health, okay? Better mental health leads to better health overall. I'm telling you, we're big proponents on this show of getting yourself some therapy and speaking to someone about whatever it may be. Could be big, could be small, could be nothing at all. But Talkspace is here to talk to you. They make getting the help you need easy, accessible and affordable. Plus, most insured members have a $0 copay. Let us tell you a little bit more why we like it. Why do we like it? Because I tell you what.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  It's easy.

• 41:42Andrew Santino?

  It's simple. You can do it from anywhere in your house.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And as a listener of this podcast, you're going to get $80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com/word and enter the promo code SPACE80.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

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• 42:12Andrew Santino?

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• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Millions of entrepreneurs have already made this leap from household names to first time business owners just getting started.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

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• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  And as you grow, Andrew, Shopify grows with you. You grow together.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's nice.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Handle more orders, expand new markets and do it all from the same dashboard.

• 42:58Andrew Santino?

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• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

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• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  But no, but the video that I saw was a white lady. She was a little drunk and she's just like, what would you do? If, if she was in my seat? Yeah. I'd be like, oh ma'am, I think you're in my seat. But would she get? You're the drunk white lady. So I'm sorry, but you know, I paid for a seat too. Okay. And I just kinda, I sat here first. Oh, you sat there first? Yeah, I got on first and you were a little late, so I'm, I'm just gonna sit here and you can sit wherever I'm sitting. No, okay. So here's the deal. Yeah. That's my seat. I paid for it. I'd like to, oh, you don't want to move? I don't think I'm gonna because I can't, I had here first. Oh, you got here first? Yeah. Are you a little intoxicated ma'am? Yeah, I've drank some brandy. Well, how about this? You go to the back of the plane to your seat where you belong and I'll, I'll give you drinks the whole flight. I'm, I'm not moving. I'll give you drinks all flight.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  He red. Can I call you red? Please. You fucking freak. Whoa. You're a redheaded freak of nature. Listen here, Connie Chung. Are you racist? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Listen, you, what army is gonna remove me from my seat?

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Ice. The red army? The ice army. They did eventually kick her out. You got it. It's fucking insane. But I, but here's what I don't get though. Uh oh. It was a white lady. Okay. Right? It could be other races. You better not attack the whites. I know. What I'm saying is there was an entitlement in the video which bothered me. That white women all are entitled? No, I'm not saying that. I just, she just happened to be, but, but when it's mixed with white, it's a little bit more bothersome to me.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  No, actually, if it was any other race, it would be bothering.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  You would find a thing to be bothered by it, no matter.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah. But I just wanted to like gouge your eyes out.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  She's like, I'm not gonna.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not moving. It's like, I bought a coach seat. Go back. You know what I mean?

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  Or, well, or go, hey, you can have it. Just pay me the difference in the fare.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's.

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  And I'll go sit in my seat. Just give me the cash if you got it.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  I'll go do that.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  You would do that? I don't think so.

• 45:54Andrew Santino?

  If they had the cash?

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  It'd be a fun story to do.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're flying to Australia.

• 46:01Andrew Santino?

  No, I mean.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  Insane.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  Insane.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if I could do that flight again.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  I love it down there. That's so, it was so long. It was like.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  It's so long.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  You feel like you wasted a part of your life. Like, when you land, you're like, I think I'm much older now.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  We were on a flight together, and you both first class. I never saw you the whole time.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, 15 hours.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 15 hours. We never even saw each other the whole time.

• 46:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, because it's exhausting.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  And then Burr was on the flight, right?

• 46:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, Bill was on.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, on a flight. And then it's like, I saw him one time. He was going to the bathroom. I saw him get up, go to the bathroom, so I can say hi.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  You got up to say hi?

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  I didn't have to pee or anything. I just like, I'm gonna wait in line for the bathroom. When he gets up, he.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, I want to say hi.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  That sounds so creepy. I didn't have to pee. I just wanted to say hi.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Because I knew that what was gonna happen, this plane's gonna like, because he was in front of me, right?

• 46:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  That he was gonna, you know, he gets an escort.

• 46:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  A group of people go, come on this way. You know what I mean?

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  It is funny how he does. We.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  We don't.

• 47:01Andrew Santino?

  We would never get.

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  We don't have an escort.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  But he has.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  Carlos gets escorts.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, different kinds. Yeah, yeah. But, um, so I waited. He got out, and then I said, oh, I was surprised, too.

• 47:14Andrew Santino?

  Bill?

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  I go, Bill? What's going on?

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

  So nerdy.

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  He said, hey, buddy, what's going on? You know what I mean? This and that. You know what I mean? But I purposely did that. You've never done that?

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  To say hi to Bill?

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  No, just in general, like.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  Got up, put yourself, okay.

• 47:27Andrew Santino?

  But I can't, but I can't believe I haven't shared this story.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  You want the biggest name drop of all?

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  I think I told you, child in the middle.

• 47:37Andrew Santino?

  I got to meet somebody for five seconds.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  I know what it is.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  I told you, didn't I?

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, I knew it was about to happen. You never told me that you actually did that.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  I did it. I met President Obama.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 47:48Andrew Santino?

  Wow. It was fucking insane. My buddy who's friends with him was like, hey, man, when are you back in town from Vegas? And I was like, oh, Monday night. He's like, do you think you can come see me on Tuesday? I was like, why? He's like, I'm playing golf with Obama. And I was like, no. He's like, I swear to God. And I was like, well, what am, what, I mean, what am I gonna do? Like, say, say hi? And he's like, yeah, if you'd like, I'll introduce you. So I go over there.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Are you wearing a golf uniform?

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm just dressed nice.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  Cause I'm not playing or nothing. But I go over there to say, I go over there to say hi. And they're done. And I'm kind of like hanging around. And this was like a moment in time that blew my mind. He was like, walking around the Secret Service, they're done, they're about to leave. And he, you know, like, Secret Service is everywhere. It's crazy. And my buddy sees me, makes eye contact. Because I told him, I said, dude, if it's not a thing, don't worry, I don't need to, I don't want to bother.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  You're in force the situation.

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  Fuck no. And I don't want to make him be like, what?

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  Gives a shit about you?

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Who gives a shit? Yeah, yeah.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  And then he looked at me, made eye contact, and he went like this. And then, I'm not kidding, dude.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, your friend did that.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he saw me.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  I thought Barack did that.

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  No, no. Dave. No. I seen him on Dave. Your mind, your mind is gonna be blown.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  Because he fucking, he goes like this, and he like, ushers him to me, which was like, I was almost laughing. He's like ushering him towards me, like around people, like people are kind of waiting.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  Quietly. And he goes, I would like to introduce you to a buddy of mine, Andrew Santino, comedian, Chicago, Illinois. And I said, uh, I loaded this up. I said, Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you. And he goes, I know who this guy is. And I was like, get the fuck out of here. He literally goes, I know who this guy is.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  Now, how does my Fred Armisen story?

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Fucking compare to that dude. Are you out of your mind? Fuck off!

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  It was so good. Oh.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  We chatted about Chicago for five seconds. And I said, "It's an absolute pleasure and an honor to meet you and I don't want to waste any, any more of your time."

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  You said that?

• 50:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  I said, "It's an pleasure and an honor to meet you and I don't want to waste any..."

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Hey now, were you nervous?

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  No, because it was kind of like, he was, his, he's extremely disarming. He's so, like even though he is, you know, this figure.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  He's a historical figure.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  No, but I'm saying he's so cool.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  It's like meeting John Adams or, or, you know what I mean, or like Paul Revere or whatever.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  I met Paul Revere, like who could say that? You know what I mean?

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  It's like meeting Obama.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  He was so fast on the horse, you know what I mean, I barely met him. There he goes, bye Paul!

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  I met the horse.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  I met the horse.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  Just meet the horse.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, just meet the horse, yeah, yeah.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  No, he, he was very cool, just his vibe, he was cool, he was very nice, he wasn't like, uh, it didn't feel heavy.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's like the difference.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Of caliber.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're not friends, I just got to say hello to the man.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, but the situations that you're in are so much different than situations. You know what I mean, I would like trolls and stuff, that's who I mean.

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you weren't such a fucking recluse.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, yeah.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  If you got up, get out and did something, you'd meet people.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But anyway, so wow, and then you shook his hand?

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Soft?

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  Uh, he dapped me up.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh fuck dude, that's the real shit. Right, is that the real shit? That's the good stuff.

• 51:18Andrew Santino?

  Boss.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  But you have to be introduced.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  What? I'm pumped!

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  If you're introduced to, by another, by a black person.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your friend was black?

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, did you assume he was white?

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Is it some of that we know, some that I know too?

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  You definitely don't know this guy.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  Is this because you don't have any black friends, is that what this is?

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  I have black friends.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Are they all white in your mind? The guy who you called him like Dasani Jones, you didn't even know his name?

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  You were like, "Jasani Jones." It's like, what the fuck?

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Alright, anyway. Wow, that's a really, that's a life experience that, you know.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  It was honestly, it was a, it was a moment in my day where I was like, this is maybe.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  Four, four seconds of time, and I literally said, I don't want to waste any more time.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  And he was like, oh man, we gotta go, it's always, it's all good.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  But he chatted about Chicago for a hot second.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I, I had RFK Junior on Tiger Belly, that's the farthest I think I'll go politically.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  It's a pleasure to meet you, buddy.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what it was, but, um.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  No, it was incredible moment in my life.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, honestly, it was like one of those things, I was fucking awesome. Just got to, all I wanted to do was say hi to the guy, like, hey, man.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  It was cool.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then when, when you, on the drive home.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  What were you thinking?

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  I called, well, I called my parents.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking, it was cool, it was a cool moment in time. It was one of those.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it stays with me.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  It's huge.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  And you know what the best part was?

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No photo?

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny, you knew what I was gonna say. It was great, because some people were kind of trying to maybe get a picture.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:58Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, he's not gonna like that. So they shut it down.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  Not him, but other people were like, no, no, no, no, no.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:06Andrew Santino?

  Don't, don't do, no, no, no.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  Enjoy the moment, he doesn't want to.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  He gets pictures probably up the kazoo.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, think about this, people take photos of him everywhere he is.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  So, you know how many times in public he sees someone like.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  How many people do that all day?

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  So like, enjoy the moment.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a memory.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  I was nervous at the very beginning, and then he disarms you. You know what it made me feel like? You know when you're like, when someone's like, uh, someone will go, you get nervous before you go on stage, and you go, well, I'm anxious, I'm not like nervous, I'm just like excited.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  And I kind of get like, uh, like I want to jump out of my fucking skin.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  And the moment you get on and say something, it's like gone. You know what I mean? Like the anxiety like is gone, when you start doing the job that we do, it felt the same way.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  And then he got to me and it was like, this is gonna sound corny, but you do get why some people. Fucking get that kinda status. You talk to a guy for five seconds, you're like, I get it. This guy's fucking.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 53:59Andrew Santino?

  He's got all the.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  You're born with it.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  He's got all the pieces. It figured it out.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  You gotta have the pieces.

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I, I bet you'd feel that way about any president you'd ever meet.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  There's a reason.

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  To get there is crazy.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  To get there is crazy.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  It's insane.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  That's the prime level in terms of politics.

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  Any president you would meet, you'd go, oh, this is fucking.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Except for Ford.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  Fuck Ford, dude. Get fucked, nerd.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  No. No, you would. You'd feel the same way about anybody. Yeah, it was wild. I thought I told you.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I knew you called.

• 54:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, I told, told you I was gonna have maybe.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  No, you were on your way to go.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  Right. I was telling you I was going.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna believe where I'm going.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  But I did say to you, I did say, I bet I won't get to meet him.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then I said to you, make sure you call me after you do it, and you never did.

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  I called my, I called everybody else.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, but, yeah, but I'm the one that would have been like, wow.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  Why do you think I held it?

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  For this?

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, for the show.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Wow. I knew you were going.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  He goes, uh.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  I remember.

• 54:58Andrew Santino?

  He goes, uh, hey, where's Bobby?

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  No, he never did that.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  How fucking amazing. If, dude.

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  Also, when he said, I know this guy, I thought, I got this. He's definitely gotta be plugged into the internet world. His kid's a director. His daughter's a director, right?

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  Aren't they both in the business?

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, Malia is.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah, dude, they're plugged in.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, I just did a show that they produced.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're plugged in, man.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  They know what's good. I mean, he was, yeah, he knows.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  And I, I literally thought, you know what I mean, when I got the offer for the show, they go, the Obamas are producing it, and I go, I'm in, I'm doing it. It's an offer? They go, yeah. And, and I show up out in the fucking nowhere land and thinking that they're gonna be there. They're gonna be there!

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  It'd be cool if they did.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, but they're not gonna be there. I just showed up. It was just like a regular shoot. With regular people.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, Jingle B. Whoa.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude. So what is, uh, this is what they were talking about?

• 55:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, it works. It's just wifi anywhere.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  You know what the best part about this is? We bought these.

• 56:04Speaker 04

  No, you didn't. I promise.

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  Who paid for these?

• 56:07Speaker 04

  We got it at Amout, and it's not gonna come from y'all, so no way.

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  We didn't buy this?

• 56:11Speaker 04

  Promise, no. No. We made sure that you didn't.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  Who paid for it?

• 56:16Speaker 04

  7X.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 56:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz it.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  And so, we paid for it.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  We paid for it.

• 56:23Speaker 04

  You, yeah.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  We pay for these?

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm kidding. This is so-

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  This is a great gift.

• 56:28Andrew Santino?

  This is very nice.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how to, do I just put my Playstation?

• 56:32Speaker 04

  It's really easy. It's like setting up an iPad.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  You know, I'm nervous about this.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  About using these now.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  Did you see that clip about, um,

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  about Kamala and wired headphones?

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Mm-mm.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is gonna fuck you up.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much. This is great.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  Guys, this is so nice.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  And you can play any Playstation game that's got the same effects and-

• 56:58Speaker 04

  It looks good.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  This is very cool, you guys. Thank you so very much.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  It's really good.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  Click on, yeah, click on this. Listen to this clip. So she got a lot of shit for like, wearing these wired headphones.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  Don't be on the train using your AirPods and thinking somebody can't listen to your conversation. I'm just telling you, that's a little bit more secure.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  She's laughing, but she's very serious. That's the creepiest part about that. She's like, I served on the Intelligence Committee.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  I've literally never heard anyone's music through a fucking AirPod.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  No, she's saying people can tap in and listen to your conversation.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  How?

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, because it's, this is Bluetooth.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  What are they, who are they? Professor X from X-Men? I mean, like, how do you do it?

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  Professor X is down in the subway. He does live in the subway. And you know why he lives down there? It's not ADA compliant.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  He can't get back up.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  You don't want them then?

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  Once you go down.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  You don't want those then?

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  No, I do, man. I'm just having fun on the show.

• 57:54Andrew Santino?

  Just having fun on the show.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  I thought you were being serious.

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  No, dude.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz if you don't want them, I'll take them.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  Just making a bit for the show.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Good bit.

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thanks for killing it.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I destroyed it.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  No, it's okay.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sorry.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Good top. Stuff.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  You got any New Year's resolutions? This is the thing that people, you know, people hate it, but we all pretend to do it a little bit.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm not, um, I don't know, man. I don't think I do.

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  You don't wanna change anything?

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Not really, no. I think I'm pretty good. I'm on a good path here.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You have any?

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Give me one.

• 58:33Andrew Santino?

  I hope to find the cure for cancer by March. Um, I can't spoil it.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Did you say that's bullshit? I wasn't, I know, but then I can make shit up.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay, then do it. That's what this whole show is, is making stuff up. It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, I'm gonna make short stilts.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  See? Funny.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Is that funny?

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  Funny.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think they're too long. You know what I mean? When you see them, they're too long. Yeah, I mean, have them maybe two feet off the ground.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  They are too long.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, stilts are too long.

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever seen painter stilts? Yeah, those. Those are tiny.

• 59:14Speaker 04

  They have them already, Bob.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  They have what? Short stilts?

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're there. Yeah.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'm talking about the way, you know, oh, that, that. Oh, they're short. Fuck.

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  Man, your ideas are just getting taken.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  They're taken. Alright, um.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  What is she doing? Like, oh, they have just a child on stilts for no reason? And by the way, the mom was like, I know you hate it, just take the photo.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do mayonnaise flavored yogurt.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  They got it.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you do. They have it?

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  Yo mayo.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, yo mayo, they already have it.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  God, everything has been on Shark Tank already.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's think of something else. Let's create something here.

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  I got it, I got it.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  What do you got it?

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Uh, we're gonna manufacture, we're gonna, let's do, make a shoe company, and we only sell left shoes. No rights.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  And it's called No Rights. You have no rights. You have no rights.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  And all the proceeds.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good. This is good. See if they have that.

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  No rights. Only left shoes. Just this guy selling his shoes.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's already, he's already doing it, dude.

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  No, he's just selling.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  No, there's a website for just.

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  One foot, oh, for people, it's just one foot.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go. They already have it. See, though, you can't come up with it. Alright, how about this?

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that is so incredible, because somebody at one point was like, I only need one!

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  Just give me one!

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  I don't have a, my left foot!

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  They call me Loopy. I used to dance in circles.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  Shark-skin Covid mask.

• 1:00:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, shark-skin Covid mask? I guarantee you they got that.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 1:00:57Andrew Santino?

  They got that.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Shark-skin Covid mask?

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  They got that.

• 1:00:59Speaker 04

  Right here.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  That's the whole shark head.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:03Speaker 04

  At Sea Canada.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you, shark head is way cooler.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  You come over to the other one.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, go to all and see if they really sell it.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  Shark skin covid mask. No, we could be good.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  I think we're good with that.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  I think.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if it's gonna give it good protection. You know?

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  But still.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Still, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Half a hula hoop.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  A hula.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  A hula.

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  Just a hula.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Hula half a hoop.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  Hula half hoop. Hula half a hoop.

• 1:01:29Speaker 04

  Half a hoop?

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  Half a hoop.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  Like skip it. Remember skip it?

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think that it exists.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  No, there's.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  I think we got it. It wouldn't work, though. That's the only problem.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  Somebody would find.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  You need the second half of the hoop for it to work.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  Somebody would find a way.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's a will, there's a way.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, look at this. Go back to that photo. Look at that.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  It's so.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  Martin Luther King.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  Ah, have a dream.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  One day, my brothers and sisters will be hula hooping in the park.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Zoom, yeah, zoom in that photo.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  What do you think that black guy's thinking?

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  I can't wait to steal her hula hoop.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  That's what he's doing. That's what he's doing.

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  He's looking at the camera. He's like, damn, they got me.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  I was just about to steal that bitch's hula hoop.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he doesn't want to.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  Look at zoom in. He's looking right at the camera.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  He's looking, shit, they got me.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  Or he's thinking, the bitches I like wouldn't use a hula hoop. They're too fat.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  That's what he's thinking.

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  He's like an eight-year-old boy.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  Mama, why you got me?

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I've never seen a black guy hula hoop.

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  Can black guys hula? He's Googling. I knew he was gonna Google it.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  Black guy hula hoop video.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they do. They do.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  They do?

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh, let's see it.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:56Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, cuz there's dancing involved.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  That's why.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  That's why. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There has to be dancing.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  Black guys won't hula hoop unless there's dancing, baby.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  That's cool though, he could dance with it, that's incredible.

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  It's so good. Whoa dude, yeah. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  Darnell, I heard your cousin hula hoops, oh, but he be dancing hula hooping. He hula dancing in that motherfucker. Ooh, get it boy, ooh, get it. By the way, of course a black guy would make this look cool.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they look cool.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  It's unbelievable, do a white guy fucking hula hooping. Go to white guy hula hooping and watch how insane a regular adult looks when they hula hoop. Yeah, white guy's gotta be working out while he's hula hooping.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go. Oh yeah, fuck yeah dude. Yeah. Oh yeah. That is pretty cool though, that is pretty cool.

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never seen a black guy hopscotching.

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  Black guys hopscotch?

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, they do when they're kids.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  No, as an adult.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  Adults don't hopscotch?

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I hopscotch all day.

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  You be hopscotching?

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I be hopscotching all day dude, what's side?

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  I hope everybody's having an amazing new year so far. Uh, we love you, we're excited to see where this year goes.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  What a great episode.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  What a good time. Good chemistry, you know what I mean? Ba ba ba ba ba, back and forth, you know what I mean?

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  Cruisin'.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Cruze mashumuu. And, and, you know what I mean, what's hut hut, we learned all that.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Straight up.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  Straight up, you know what I mean?

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  I hope everyone's having a great new year.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  I want everyone to do that.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  And most importantly.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend.