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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  Happy New Year, bad friends. Well, 2026, I got a couple of shows I'm gonna be doing. Windsor, Ontario, Canada, January 16th. Right after that, I'm in Bethlehem, PA. Come out. Also, Hanover, Maryland. Then I'm in Atlantic City. Then down by San Diego, Bobby's hometown, Valley Center, which is inland a little bit, but by San Diego. Then I'm in Canyonville, Oregon. And then Bob and I are doing a show in Lincoln, California.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Lincoln.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends Live over in Thunder Valley Casino, up there by Sacramento. Then I'm doing the Win Casino in Las Vegas. And finally, the Little Roadie Fest out in Providence, Rhode Island in March. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. andrewsantino.com.

• 1:23Speaker 03

  You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Your mom fell and you didn't help her, Rudy said.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:38Speaker 03

  Rudy said you didn't help your mom and you-

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  Because she was next to her.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  It's your mom.

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand that, but when your mom falls, everyone knows this rule. When your mom falls, whoever's the closest picks her up. Everyone knows that.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  That sounds like a good rule.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she fell over and before I could respond, Jules was already picking her up. And also, it's like, when you're falling off of a chair, dude.

• 2:02Speaker 03

  It's embarrassing.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, what's going on?

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, when you reach a certain age, you're gonna fall. And your mom fell while we were in Phoenix and I felt a little bad.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  Because it's sad when old people fall.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  It is fall.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  Because they-

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  It is sad.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  It's fall, it's winter.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  It is, it is a fall.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  No, she fell over and I saw Jules do the movement of picking her up, so I didn't bother.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  But Jules did, Jules did the fake where you're like, oh, oh, oh, but you didn't really, she didn't really.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  No, she did.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really?

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's a caring person.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  She is?

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  And then my mom goes, uh, I like her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  We had a great time in Phoenix. Uh, we were opening for Shane Gillis.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  Who probably, who probably once again cracked a record of ticket sales out there in Phoenix. The guy.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  It was incredible.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Twenty thousand, something like that.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Norman, you, me, McCusker.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Nate.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  What a lineup.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  It was an unbelievable lineup.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  The black guy.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  Nate.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Nate.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, his name is Nate. He's awesome.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  When I was on stage, I was just like, run applause for Santino, McCusker, Norman.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Because I forgot that black guy's name.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Did you really?

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was gonna say black guy, but I thought in front of eighteen thousand people, I don't think. He was just so calm up there and in control.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  You have to be.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  I think if you go up there and you show any semblance of like nerves, I was more nervous yesterday for the Special Olympics.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude, bro, let me say something about that.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  What's so funny?

• 3:33Speaker 04

  You're a great catcher.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  You were a really good catcher.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm a good catcher, dude.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  I, dude, no, and he was throwing it back with like some heat on it.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  It was pretty good.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  With a serious face?

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  No, he was genuinely in there.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Yamamoto style, dude.

• 3:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm a little Shohei, dude.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  You're, well, they're two different guys, but yeah.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Is that Shohei Yamamoto?

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it can be.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, I, yeah, I have those Asian baseball skills.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  You really do?

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  It's like, it's in your blood. I can tell the way you set up to the ball, the way you throw.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't want it back because I didn't want to like bury Bill Burr.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oh.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  And Burke.

• 4:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you didn't want to.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Because Kreischer and Burke showed up. Let me, can I just say something about the Special Olympics thing, event you did?

• 4:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  I was, I felt, I was sitting there in the stands, watching you coach them. And I was like, and then it's your event, and I was like, what a good guy he is. You're a really good guy.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  I just.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're a good person, dude.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  It was fun, man.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:29Andrew Santino?

  I think it's a rad thing to do.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  For you to take your day out like that and get everyone to go. Kreese was there doing the announcing.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Nick was killing it.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  He was killing it.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  And I will say, and shout out to the people that showed up and Frankie Quinones came as Creeper. As Creeper Cholofet, were you there?

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  No, where was he?

• 4:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, bro, it was so sick. He came later because he had something to do in earlier in the day.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I missed him.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  And Creeper showed up and he was like, he was like walking up to the mountain, he's like, hey, bro, pitch on my pitcher! And he was, he was throwing pitches and he was dancing like robot in between pitches.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  He's one of the funniest dudes.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Guy's funniest dude.

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  Frankie Quinones is so, so dope. And then he went up to everybody as Creeper and like took photos and was talking to them and stuff.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  It was, dude, it was such a fun.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  He's a good dude.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  It was a super fun day.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But just the, um, that you do, you do care and I, um.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  I want to get involved.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  I, I.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  I gotta do a charity.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  I think we should, we should do more.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I want my own charity. What do I do?

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  What charity would, who needs the most money?

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just want to be able to participate here.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  You know, we, you know what we should do? We should do Big Brother. Where we like, because we don't have kids, so we should like adopt, you know, like Big Brother, like you take them on the weekend to do cool shit. Young kids without.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  How many times?

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  How many times do you do it?

• 5:42Speaker 04

  It depends on the person.

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  Depends on the person.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Every weekend?

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  That's not every weekend.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  I could.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  We could do shifts.

• 5:48Speaker 04

  It is a commitment for a few years.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 5:50Speaker 04

  Until they.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  Can we choose, can we choose the kid or no?

• 5:53Speaker 04

  You're usually assigned.

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  You spin a wheel.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  And then.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Puerto Rican!

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Blam, blam, blam, blam.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  Puerto Rico!

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  I think it's awesome. And you, and you take them out and you kick it with them, you take them to go eat food, to play video games, like, dude, we are big kids. You and I, we're essentially just big kids.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  We're doing Big Brother.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  I think it's huge.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Would, do, do I get a weekend alone?

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  You take the kid, you take the young.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  No, because I'm gonna spoil the fuck out of the kid.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  I know, well, no, no, they tell, they do tell you, you gotta be careful with that.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 6:25Speaker 04

  They do a research on the people, you know, and, uh, back on, background checks and all of that.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  You're the foreigner. Who are you talking to?

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Who talking to?

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  Who are you talking?

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  I have no criminal history.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  I had, I-

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  I have no criminal history.

• 6:37Speaker 04

  My wife had one for a long time, so I-

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:39Speaker 04

  We would take her, I mean, it was Big Brother's Big Sister, so-

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  Do the same with girls. And we would take her to Disneyland and things like that, it was-

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so if I took our little brother-

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  Our little brother.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Right, to Disneyland, the, the foundation would be like, nah?

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, it's all good, but they're, but they're, I think they're-

• 6:55Speaker 04

  You can do the VIP thing that you like to do.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing the VIP. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, lightsabers the whole thing. I mean, a lightsaber, you get three of them.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  I do think that's the move.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:04Andrew Santino?

  Like, you break all those rules and give them a magical day. I think Big Brother, Big Sister's rad, we should do that.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, no, we should do it.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  I got you a little gift, by the way, this is from my friends.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, God.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  My friends at, at Bettenardi, the putter guys, the putter company that I love, they, they made you custom chopsticks. Look at how sick that is.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. Take them out, look at how sick those things are.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  These are so sick, dude.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  And they're like, high quality. I think you'd like the purple, right?

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  I do. They're a little heavy, though.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but heavy is good.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, heavy is good.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  Mmm. Smooth, baby. They look so natural in your hand.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Are they really mine?

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're made for you.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  Custom.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  The leather, you can smell the leather?

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  Love the smell of leather.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I really do. And then, uh, it says B on it, is that?

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  That, that's B for Bobby.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  That's a, that's your name.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow, thank you so much. That's gonna be there for six months.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  At least. One of the guys will take it home.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:04Andrew Santino?

  They'll take some of the scraps. Are you drinking coffee right now? It's 8:00 PM?

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  What, what's going on? Are you got a set tonight?

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  So you want, you do, cause I go down to the hallway, I go down to the lobby at Phoenix to go get the car. He's already down there, he's cruising, but he's wide awake, and I was like, oh, someone's- Someone's nice and awake, he's like, I never went to bed.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude, I didn't sleep, I, I'm not kidding you, like, four days in a row. I would get like, a couple hours, but it's like, not, you're not dreaming, you're just laying there, right? And you're having horrific thoughts.

• 8:35Speaker 04

  Like what?

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Like drowning, you know, what a fire, all that stuff, you know what I mean?

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  That's not normal.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it is.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  No, to have like, just negative thoughts while you can't sleep?

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where I'm trapped in a mine. You know what I mean?

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  Tony!

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  Tony. And like, you know, rubble up to my neck, right?

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Tony?

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  Tony Hinchey was like, what the fuck do you want?

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not that, Tony, but it could be.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  Death in a dream may not actually be dying. Instead, it often represents change, the closing of a chapter at the end of life as you know it.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Mm hmm. It could be.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you're even close to dying.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  I've, I've death dreams a lot. It's not healthy.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Who dies in your dream?

• 9:11Speaker 03

  I'm always close to death. I'm always usually on a plane that's crashing.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  But they say that if you really die in a dream, you die in real life. Is that true?

• 9:18Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Google it. What?

• 9:20Speaker 03

  You wake up.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Yeah, but you, but you, but if you really die in a dream, that mean you die in real life. That's what I heard.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  How would we know that?

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't. That's the thing.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  So who would know that that's true?

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  Die in a dream does not mean you die in real life.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  It's a common myth.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  It's a huge myth.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  That was a movie.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  It's a common myth. Yeah, yeah. Well, I believe in myths. Dude, I'm a myth guy, dude.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  You're a huge.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm a myth guy, dude. You know what I mean? I love fables. I love myths. You know what I mean? I love stories of all kinds.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Give me a fable.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Give me a fable.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, long ago, Idi Amalow from, um, what?

• 9:53Speaker 03

  Idi Am.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Idi Amalow.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  Idi Amalow.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know the story.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  I've heard it, yeah, once.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was a farm boy.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  A farm, oh, was he a farm boy?

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  In a little island, indigenous island.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  He was farming on an island?

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Indigenous island.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  So he's farming for indigenous people on an island?

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  He is indigenous.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  So he's just getting food for himself?

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  I could have said it that way, yeah.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So indigenous, right? Not indigenous. Idi Amin?

• 10:20Speaker 03

  Idi.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Idi.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  Are you saying Idi Amin?

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  No, not Idi Amin. That guy's a bad guy.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  What did he do?

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  He slaughtered people.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  How many?

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Millions?

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Idi Amin, yeah.

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  I like how you're.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what I mean?

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 10:37Speaker 03

  I didn't know that was a real person.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look up Idi Amin. How many people did Idi Amin?

• 10:39Speaker 03

  I thought you made up a name. I didn't go to college.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  No, Idi was a, I don't know. What's going on today?

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he wrote Idi.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Id, Id, E D I. Yeah, there he is. Look at him.

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  Id A M I.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  Idi Amin.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How many people did Idi Amin kill?

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  Kill count is so funny to type in. Five hundred, a half a million? He's good.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  Not the best.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Not the best. Pol Pot was better.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Way better.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Pol Pot was so much better.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  While he was an eight-year ruler of the president of Uganda, he approximately killed, that's a huge gap. A hundred grand to five hundred grand. Four hundred thousand people is a big gap.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  But if you do it incrementally, not at one time.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's like, it's like, uh, what's his name, sleeping with all those women, Will Chamberlain?

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda like if you did it over time, we did the math, it's like seven a day.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  Half a million people, dude, that's crazy. Yeah, but for what? Power.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  It's power.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  That's what he was doing, he wanted power.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm so guilt-ridden, there's no, I could even do one for power.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  You couldn't kill one person?

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:42Andrew Santino?

  There's not one person you think about?

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  It depends on what they did. Let's say I'm, I, I, I'm a, I'm a general of some sort of small country, somewhere far away. You're my lieutenant, and you ask me, you tell me what happened, and I'm gonna say if I want them killed or not. Yes.

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  Sir.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  One of our enemies.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  What's your name?

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  Makta.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Makta, what's up, dog?

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  What is up?

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  I haven't seen you around in a long time, Makta.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  How's the family?

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  Very good, sir.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Makta?

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't want that.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  That's your...

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Make up something.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Make up, Makta.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  Makta.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Makta. So, any, anyway, anyway, what's the problem, Makta?

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  Somebody came to our barracks while we were sleeping.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Kill him.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Kill them all. His whole line, his family line, right? Uncles, aunts.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  He was just dropping off food.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Door dash?

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, kill them all. In fact, kill everyone that's doing door dash right now. No, um, no, it would have to be like, they destroyed a village, right? And they, you know, for no reason, yeah, for no reason or something.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  Imagine being a soldier and door dashing something while you're like waiting for war.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  That'd be amazing.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  And some guy, some Russian guy's like, "Door dash?" Drops it off, he's like, "I have to get a picture of you with it." Why do they always have to get a fucking photo? I was like, you handed it to me. And he's like, I need photo. The guy dropped off, last week dropped off pizza. I was like, thanks man, because I saw him at the front gate. Thanks, man. And he's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And I was like, what? He's like, I need picture. And I was like, yeah. He's like, a picture of delivery. I was like, oh, okay. So then, then I was like, well, I don't want to be in it. So I put the pizza back out and like, closed the door. So it's just my hand holding the pizza. For the photo. And I was like, good? He's like, okay. And I took it back inside. Because I didn't want to be holding the pizza in his photo.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what they do. Do they upload that to the app for proof that they dropped it off?

• 13:46Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  And in my neighborhood now, there's fucking robots everywhere.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  I love them.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  I hate them. They don't go to your neighborhood. They can't get up there.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  They can't get up there. I live in the hills.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he does.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  But, um, I got a pizza from-

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  The hills have slanted eyes.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  That's good. That'd be a funny movie. That's a horror movie.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  The Wayans Brothers present, The Hills Have Slanted Eyes.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  I got a pizza from Prince. And the dude left it on the ground. And I was playing video games, I'll get in 30 minutes. Mistake. Tell me what happened.

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  It got eaten by coyote?

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  No, ants.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, dude, ants.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  It got in there, dude? I opened it up, it was just filled with ants.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  Gross.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  You waited 30 minutes?

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, there's a little table-

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  Did you eat it?

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Outside my, what? No. I threw it away. There's a little table next to my front door that you put the shit on. He just put it on the ground.

• 14:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it pissed me off.

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  You should say, in the app, you can say, please leave on table.

• 14:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  You can put it in the notes.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I should do that.

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  I give them notes all the time.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  What are your notes?

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  Don't come near my house, drop it off on the sidewalk. Pick up the dog shit in the yard on the way out. No, I give them notes if it's like, hey, I'm not, gate's open, I'm not there. Just drop it off inside the gate.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  Because a lot of times, they like, if they see, sometimes I'll have like a delivery and if the gate's not open, they'll just leave.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  I've seen them just like leave. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, where are you going?

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  It's the weird, I'm like, just throw it over the fence or whatever it is.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you do priority?

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I don't, no, that's a scam.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I'll do priority and not to test that theory out. We did this years ago.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  Or not years, whatever. When it first started, we tested it. It was almost the same time and you just pay five more bucks. It doesn't even make sense.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  So they don't go to your house first?

• 15:37Andrew Santino?

  No, they don't. They do not do that. That's a lie. Cause I've done both ways.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  It's been the same. They definitely.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  You can tell if the food's warm or cold.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  I feel like it's always cold.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  No matter what I get, it's cold.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  I don't ever get a warm, and you, you wait 30 minutes. It's always cold for you.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  I don't think I've.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  I got something today that was so fucking cold. You know what it was? Ice cream.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm on fire today.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  You're killing it, right?

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm on fire today.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  Settle down.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  What kind of ice cream did you get?

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  I like butter pecan, rocky road, mint chip. Those are my top three.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  That's top three?

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't do this new shit, like, you know what I mean? Goat cheese, you know what I mean? Dandelions and, you know what I mean? Baklava shavings.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  You know how they do that? Yeah, it's like fuck off.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  You never had coffee toenails?

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't do coffee toenails.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  One of my favorites.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get over to, what is it? Salt and straw. They're the ones that do that.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes they'll put one out that, that is genuinely, it's like lavender fart. And you're like, sorry?

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  And they're like, it's one of our college kids made it this morning.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, they experiment, which is fun, but.

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  Pear and blue cheese. I had that. It's actually fucking.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  The one you're talking about is black olive brittle and goat cheese.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Get the fuck out of here, dude.

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  It's not ice cream. Duck skin? Well.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Duck skin?

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  You think that's good?

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's probably from a Chinese restaurant for sure.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  Creepy crawler critters?

• 17:00Speaker 03

  This is all salt and straw.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, which is, you know, probably one of the best ice cream places on planet earth.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  It's got, there's a lot, there's a lot more.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  But I'm more old school. Like, I could just do.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  Like a Van Leeuwen guy?

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I could just do fucking Baskin Robbins, dude. You get a banana Royale?

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  You're out of, that is.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Have you had a banana Royale?

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  There's so many good new ice cream, like McConnell's.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  McConnell's is great. McConnell's is great.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  Van Leeuwen.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Van Leeuwen's pretty good, yeah.

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  I mean, these are all better than Baskin Robbins.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I can still just do a banana Royale. Look at that thing.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm not fucking with Baskin Robbins. Especially now because you can buy those good ones like Jenny's, you can buy them at the grocery store. Why am I going to Baskin if I can go get better shit at the, at the grocery store for the same price now?

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Because Baskin's, there's more of them. Like for instance, if you want to go to, um, um, Salt and Straw, right? You got, there's three locations.

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  And there's, and there's 30 people in line.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  And then there's a huge line, you know what I mean? As if they're getting Taylor Swift tickets, you know about that, but my point is is this.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  It, yeah, but, um, with Baskin Robbins, there's never anyone, anyone there, you know what I mean?

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  The worst is when there's a gigantic family.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  That's their slogan. Baskin Robbins, there's never anyone here. Come on in. There's never anyone here.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  There wasn't. There used to be one, uh, on Magnolia in Burbank I used to go to. It's literally.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  So you have been.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  It's empty.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  You have been.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  I had been.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  And I stopped because I was like, this is not good. And the one teenage tweaker that's working there, not, I didn't like it.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  He, he just, his vibe was weird.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  I hate those energy.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  The teenage tweaker.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  Those meth vibes?

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  His meth vibes, dude.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  And they're, what, what, what, what do you want?

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  Like, what the fuck, dude? I've just got in here. I don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm experimenting.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  That's who's there.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  I can't do it, dude. Also, by the way, they don't have 31 flavors anymore. That's also a myth.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not. It's 18. Change it to 18 flavors.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  They don't even, I don't think they feature 31. I don't believe that.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  They don't.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  When I'm ever in there, it's always like 10 flavors. They have 31 flavor at any give, it says about 31. Yeah, bullshit.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  Cause that one that I'm talking about, they'd never had, they had like maybe 10 max. I give them 12 on a good day. This is quality control that's gone downhill, by the way. This is why they're getting beaten by the other big dogs.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what's, what's the ice cream store? Ha, ha, Haandels? Have you been to Haandels?

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  I don't even think that's right. Haandels?

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  Haandels?

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, Handels.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  That's how you say that? Shut up!

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  It's Handels?

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  It's Jewish, Handels.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  It's a last name.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Handels.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  Handel.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  You know why I like that?

• 19:43Andrew Santino?

  Howie Mandel.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  Handels.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  Handel, okay. Yes, homemade ice cream since 1943. Handel's Ice Cream. We're also a bank.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  Handel's is really good.

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  I'd like to make a deposit and also get a rocky road to go, please. It's a bank ice cream store.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  Handel's Ice Cream. It's kosher, I imagine.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  What does kosher mean?

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  What does it mean?

• 20:09Andrew Santino?

  Kosher means like the...

• 20:10Speaker 04

  It's blessed.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  It's... No, but it also means two things don't touch. Like two meat and cheeses don't touch.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 20:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  Right? Like kosher means fit and proper, refers to according Jewish dietary laws, which dictate permissible ingredients preparation, separations of food like meat and dairy that cannot touch. In suing items are richly pure and fit for consumption. Which is fucking crazy because meat and cheese is like my favorite shit on earth.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  At, at the house, I'll roll up some meat on some cheese and that's a snack to go.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  I love that.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  My, one of my faves. Not kosher. Uh, oh, pig is not kosher, right?

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  What else?

• 20:46Andrew Santino?

  Uh...

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Is that a falcon? What is that?

• 20:48Andrew Santino?

  All scavenger, all scavenger and predatory birds are not kosher.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  Ah, like you can't have eagle.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  Should, shouldn't.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  Very good though.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard to catch, but you know? You know how hard it is to catch those eagles? Oh my god.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay, and then if something doesn't have both fins and scales.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you can't eat it?

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  Example would be crustaceans, mollusks, water.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  What about platypus? There's, there's a lot going on there.

• 21:13Andrew Santino?

  Can't do it.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You can't, why?

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  Can't do it.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 21:16Andrew Santino?

  Not kosher.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 21:17Andrew Santino?

  Meat and dairy together, and then loin, sirloin, rump, flank and heel steak. So anything behind, so they can't have the back half of the cow. They can only have chuck, rib, shoulder and plate.

• 21:28Speaker 04

  No gay stuff.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no gay shit, yeah.

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• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  Me too, dude.

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• 22:37Andrew Santino?

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• 22:38Bobby Lee?

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• 22:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, slows down.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  And sometimes you need new engine oil.

• 22:45Andrew Santino?

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• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  That's what I mean.

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• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  And the BlueChew Gold, my friend, dissolves under your tongue and works in as little as 15 minutes.

• 23:26Andrew Santino?

  In 15 minutes?

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  15 minutes.

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

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• 23:28Bobby Lee?

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  Yep.

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• 24:33Andrew Santino?

  Pulling muscles from a shell.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  Squeeze, great song.

• 24:36Andrew Santino?

  Such a good song.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Squeeze is such a good band.

• 24:39Andrew Santino?

  Isn't it really though?

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  It's one of those bands that's underrated. I think-

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  People don't, people don't really know.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Squeeze is such a good band.

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, I heard a song yesterday. I was gonna text you.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Which is it?

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  Because I was like, you know how sometimes you don't hear a lyric? You've heard it for years.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:53Andrew Santino?

  But then you don't think anything of it and then you hear it again and you're like, that's what the fuck they were saying?

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

  Like, you know what they're saying, but um, it's a song where he says, uh, he says, um, and, uh, uh, uh.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen you do that before. That was scary.

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  Something happened.

• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  No, but you know, it's like, uh, but get behind the wheel.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck? Who does that?

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  It's like a chess master would do that if they lost. They go check them out and you go.

• 25:31Andrew Santino?

  I can't think of the name of the song. I was thinking of too, and it goes, get behind the wheel of a thing and

• 25:36Andrew Santino?

  it's like after you're drinking. He's talking about drinking, then after you, after you, then you get behind the wheel and crash into a fucking something. And it's just, and that's not what the song is about.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:45Andrew Santino?

  I'm so bummed that I can't think of that.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what song that you got me stuck on?

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  And I'm fucking mad that you influenced me in this way.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  What? Oh. Let's, Black Eyed Peas, let's get it started?

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 25:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Guess what it is? Guess what it is?

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  What song did I get you stuck on? Ooh, I'm thinking what I just recently gave you.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you the gist of it.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  What? That's not it.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  That Bill Nighy song is so good. Wait, play this real fast. This makes me laugh so.

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  Beer, beer, beer, beer. Pause it. They can't say Bill, so they say beer, beer, beer. It's the funniest.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  The Chinese, they're so fucking fun.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  They're so great.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  Look, you guys are great filmmakers, but you don't do fun shit like that.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  That's fun.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When you say you guys-

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  Beer, beer.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  When you say you guys, what the fuck do you mean, dude?

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Koreans, you fuckhead. Korea, I just said you guys make great film, but you don't do goofball shit.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  I can say beer.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  Beer, beer.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Beer.

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  But this is what the Japanese and the Chinese do the best.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you the song.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  Weirdo stuff. Oh, give me a hint.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Alright, uh, it's about, um, it's about a guy who's in a different country and he needs something from his dad.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  He's in trouble.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  Lawyers, Guns and Money, Warren Zevon?

• 27:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Every day I listen to that song.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  It's such a good song.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that song, Warren Zevon, Lawyers, Guns and Money, I listen to it every day because of you.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  Send lawyers, guns and money. The shit has hit the fan.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, another one is the Werewolf song I liked too.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Werewolves of London?

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  Dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun. Oh, that kinda sounds like your stuff. Dun dun, dun dun, ding ding ding ding. Bing bing, hi, G.I. Sheen called you a beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

• 27:35Andrew Santino?

  Warren Zevon, that album will get you, it's a, a,

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  not relatable boy, why can't I think of the name?

• 27:43Speaker 05

  Excitable boy.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  Excitable boy, sorry. Oh, so good.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  What a talent. It's funny, it's like you discover things like, you know, I'm a music guy.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  But it just, I never was introduced to him. Until I met you.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny, because this is exactly something you would love.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, I li- I can't believe it, like I, you know, when I listen to it now, I'm like, it's so interesting, because maybe I, you know, another band that was like that with me is Joy Division.

• 28:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love Joy Division.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I saw, I didn't like Joy Division until I saw 24 Hour Party People, you ever see that movie?

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  Mm-mm.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  It's about the Manchester music scene, and

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Joy Division's in it. There's like a club scene where, um, Joy Division is playing and you're going, what is this?

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  And they're playing in the movie as themselves.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not in the movie, they're just actors, you know, playing Joy Division. And the guy does such a good job at portraying Ian McKay, Ian Curtis, Ian Curtis. And I'm like, holy shit, who is this? And then I Googled it, it was like, oh fuck, it's Joy Division, and then I just became obsessed, but it just never was something that, when I initially heard it, you know, it's

• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  Didn't land?

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  It didn't land with me until

• 28:50Andrew Santino?

  Steve Coogan is so talented, by the way.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  He's so talented.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  It's like one of the funniest, smartest dudes, I think. It's so funny how like, American culture doesn't really know Steve Coogan.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  I would, you'd argue, most Americans don't know who that is, right?

• 29:01Speaker 05

  Damien Cockburn?

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Mr. Cockburn.

• 29:04Speaker 05

  You see these?

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  The trips are great.

• 29:05Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  That's why Americans might know them, because of the trips, but I just think they're so popular in England and not as much here.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  But those movies are so good. The original trip is the best.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  It's just like, it's them two, it's literally like a, kind of like a loose, it's like a loose concept film about these two. It feels docu-style, but it's not. But it is.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  Heightened versions of themselves. They're in Hollywood still, like.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  It's them, but it's not. It's very brilliant. And it's just two best friends on vacation, then they just get themselves into some bullshit.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Other movies?

• 29:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's a series.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Are they good?

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  They're fantastic.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  They're funny.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  We should do that.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  We should do, we should do our version of the trip.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I went to a Christmas party last night.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Who'd, who?

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Arden Marin.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know. I heard, you told me this.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  But it was her and Bert?

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Bert was there, yeah. It was her party, but Bert was there.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  At her house?

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  At her house, and I ran into one of my favorite people of all time.

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, let me guess.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  M H is his initials.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Kevin Spacey?

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  M H, man.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  There's a lot of young boys here.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Michael Hitchcock.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't know who that is.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  You ever see Best in Show?

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  Love Best in Show.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, he's great.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he actually was there.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  So he was there at Arden's house?

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  How was the, how was the party?

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  I was there for five minutes.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  So it was a good party?

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  I do like a five minute, whenever she has a party, I do five minutes. I'll do a round, hug, and then leave.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Why? Why go then?

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Because I, because my therapist, my, because you know, you know, I'm a loner.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  And I don't leave the house.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  So my therapist is like, you gotta just try to participate. So I try to participate.

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I see, I disagree. You're 54 years old. At this point, don't do anything you don't want to do.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, but if you look at my mom, that's where I'm headed.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  She looks great.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, she looks great, but she doesn't like leaving the house, and she only plays iPad games.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  What's wrong with that?

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  There's nothing wrong with it, but it's like, you know, I want to be able to, you know, how do you, you, you gotta be social. That's a part of the human condition.

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  It's not?

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  No, you already did it.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I did.

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  For 54 years, you've did it.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  You've paid all your dues. You don't owe anybody shit. You can go or don't go.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm just, I think I'm like my mom.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  It's great.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  She looks happy and healthy. But by the way, she got frustrated because she logged out of YouTube. That was like a huge debacle.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  She was like, YouTube, YouTube.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  And you're like, Mom, we'll do it. And she's like, now. You're like, we're doing the podcast.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  That's another thing that I have. I want it now.

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  If you wanted YouTube now, I want mine now.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly how you are.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it now, do it now.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  You want it right now?

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  I want it right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  But, but you're not a guy that if you say you're gonna do it, doesn't mean you're going to do it now.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  You want things done right now?

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:47Andrew Santino?

  But if you say you're gonna do something, doesn't mean you you're gonna-

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I don't do it now.

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, you have to do it now.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do it when I wanna do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm that guy. I make up my mind and I'm gonna do something, I just do it.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  Even if it's like, even it's, it's chunking time out of something else. If I really wanna do it, I'm gonna do it. I don't give a shit.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  I was like that with tennis rackets and ice skates.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 32:11Speaker 04

  Not enough.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:12Speaker 04

  Not enough.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  No, the other day I was like, I need tennis rackets. I wanna did it. I woke up and I'm getting tennis rackets.

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  See, I like that.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  I like-

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  I want ice skates. I'm gonna do ice skates. Yeah, yeah.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna-

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  And they just stay in my closet for like years.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  But you got them.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  I got them.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  Just in case we need to skate.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Cause I've had a lot of people go, you wanna play tennis? I go, I gotta get rackets.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  Who? Kirk?

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, other people. Just people, just random people. You wanna play tennis? I'll play tennis with you.

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  But you don't.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Cause I didn't have any rackets. Now I have them.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  Now you got how many rackets?

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Just two. Pink, red ones.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Two print, so you bought two rackets even though you need one?

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  I always have two.

• 32:48Andrew Santino?

  Overprepared?

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  In case you break one?

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  I hit so hard.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I was on the tennis team in high school. I told you that. I got those red ones right there.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  Tell me, you're, you're, what was the food at Arden's house?

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Tacos.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  A taco truck?

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  No, just tacos in the house.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  Who's got, who made tacos in the house?

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  So I was over there with Andrea Jin. She came too.

• 33:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  And she started eating the tacos. And I, you never, I, I don't know about you, you probably do it. Here, here, here's what I like about your parties versus other parties.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay? So, at your parties, you have a dude making it.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  Correct. Yeah, yeah.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Like, I've been to Carlos Mencia's house at for his parties. He has a guy-

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  You pay for someone to make the-

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So he's-

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  Then you can enjoy the party.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Whatever they-

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  Beer, beer, beer!

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. So, but then you go to some houses and there, it's just there, sitting in a-

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  Like it was ordered or they made it early?

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how it came about. I don't know how it manifests itself.

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  You don't like it either way?

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I need to see it made.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  On the spot.

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  I understand what you're saying.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  So if it's sitting there, who knows? It could have been there yesterday.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  They had.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Do you know?

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  You had two party, you got day two party?

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so then Andre, I took, ate a taco and I was like, I wouldn't eat that. She goes, you're weird. And then 30 minutes later, she goes, my tummy hurts.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, see?

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  See, that's.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna see the guy make it.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's like when we went to Tim's, when Tim had his house here and he had, when Dylan had his Christmas parties.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 34:20Andrew Santino?

  He would literally have a staff of 10 people cooking.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  He had someone fucking, he had just a baker to make desserts.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  He hired someone to bake just as a pastry chef, as I'm dumb, I can't say, a pastry chef just for desserts. And then four chefs.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  Regular chefs.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  And they were doing the yes chef. I heard the sous chef being like, do you know this? And they're like, yes chef, right here chef?

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  I was like, this is a kitchen. He's, he brought the bear to his fucking house.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what else I like?

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  He's extravagant dude.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  He's an extravagant guy.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I also like places where it looks like a lab at a restaurant, for instance. You're at Ding Tai Fung, right? And there's a gigantic open window and you see they're all in white with masks.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  And they're folding the dumplings.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love it.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  The Kido Mas, you see them making the tortillas.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  Home state, they make them, they make them there.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  They make it right in front of you, right? So that, I like that.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  Right there.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  No, that's.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Like it's a lab.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  That's the Wuhan lab. Exactly.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Wuhan lab.

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  Bringing up the Wuhan lab.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  No, they're making dumplings and COVID.

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  That's where they put the COVID.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  They're Asians, they have work ethic, right? They can do two things at once.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  One guy fucks up, he's like, oh, I was supposed to make Kobe today.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Wasted all of his time making dumplings.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  But don't you, you like Ding Tai Fung?

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Here's what I like about this.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  I can see them putting in the work.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  Like, did you see that video, the guy, that restaurant here in Southern California? They got in trouble, they got closed down because he was breaking up frozen ribs in the back of the restaurant.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  I saw that, I saw that, I saw that.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  On the ground.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  That's so gross. Have you seen that?

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  It was a big frozen slab of ribs and he's.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Slamming it on the ground!

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it was one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen. And then, then the, yeah, that's him out back. Look at that. Play that video. He's behind the restaurant and he's just throwing the ribs on the ground. This is someone like from their apartment. Look at this. Hey. Just trying to break him up a little bit.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 36:13Speaker 04

  On a box.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:15Speaker 04

  Put the cardboard down.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Look at it falls on the ground three or four times.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  They throw, they just fall on the ground. Look at that, gross. Now here's my argument for this guy.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  You're defending him?

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  For a second.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, of course.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  He's not Asian?

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he is.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  No, he's not.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  The way he's throwing is absolutely.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Push pause.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  When it zooms in.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  You zoom in?

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  No, let them do it. Here, she'll zoom in a little bit there. That's a hundred percent an Asian guy.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  I guess so.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  There's, there's literally no doubt in my mind.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  The way he throws is Asian.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, how do Asians throw?

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  Hoya!

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  Every, every, you can hear it. No, but listen, here, faux love, it was called faux love. Uh, and let me tell you why I'm defending him for a heartbeat. Permanently closed. That sucks. Here's my only semi-defense. They're frozen. Nothing is sticking to frozen.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  You could literally dip that in trash, take it out. Blow it off. It's nothing, it's frozen, it's solid. Then when you cook it, you're cooking away whatever would be.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  You can also wash it.

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent it's frozen.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  It's frozen.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  And by the way.

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't think the optics is good though.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  No, it's bad. Also, how much, how much other shit do they do that with?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  Like, like, and look at there's a mop bucket right next to him. It's fucking gross.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  But this is the thing, as Americans, we're spoiled rotten. This happens all over the fucking world and they don't think twice.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right. I think the reason why I like the lab atmosphere, right, is you're, you have assurance.

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  You're assured.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  You mean, you look in Ding Tai Fong and you're like, okay, that he's not throwing that dumpling on the ground.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then some places when you don't, you don't know what goes, like, I believe that, like, I think that, like, if you go to talk about something, they spit in the fucking stuff.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  I don't believe that.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  You don't know?

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so. Cause I worked at McDonald's, I worked at fast food.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  We never did that.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, cause you're a good guy.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but I didn't, okay. There were some other friends of mine that were there that were fucking up to no goodies.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  They never did shit like that. You know what you would do instead?

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  Because if you got caught doing that, dude, that's also against the law. You can, you could go to jail for that, right? Spitting at someone's food, that's a.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  You know how easy it is to spit without anyone seeing?

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  It's a biohazard though.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  That's bad. No, guys would do shit like that. They would fuck up their order on purpose.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  That happens all the time.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  They'd be like, fuck this asshole. And so they'd give him like one less nugget.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  That's like such a good, because by the way, you get the bag and most of us, you go for fries on the ride home.

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  Unless you're really hungry, you're probably not gonna eat the nuggets until you get home and you open it up and see five instead of six, pissed. It's a perfect.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  You're mad about that?

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  I'd be fucking pissed. I want six. If I order six, I want six.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  What if there's seven? Are you extra happy?

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  That's amazing. Are you not extra happy when an extra nugget falls in there?

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what I don't like?

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  When a random thing that's in the nugget box, like one fry.

• 38:56Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't like that. I don't.

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  Give me a rogue onion ring all day.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't want a rogue one.

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  Love it.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  What is he doing in there? He's on an adventure.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. To what? No.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  He's like, I got free!

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm like, stay with your kind. Alright?

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, stay with your kind, dude.

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, whoa.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Onion rings, just hang out with onion rings, alright? If you come over to, you know what I mean, French fry land, right? I'm calling ice.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  It's big segre- that's, we should open up a fast food place called Segregation.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:22Speaker 05

  Separate, separate but equal.

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  But they're not.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  So you like that?

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, onion rings belong with onion rings.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright, what about this?

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  You think I'm gonna let my onion ring get your french fry ass daughter? Bullshit ass french fry ass daughter?

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  What if you open your, a nugget box and there's something in there that's not even on the menu?

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, uh, like, like, you know.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  Like a duck, like an egg roll? Oh my god, how good.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  No, but you're at Taco Bell.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  I know, it's a new menu item.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright, okay. No, no, it's something that's, that, why would it be there?

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  Like an egg roll?

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like an egg roll, like, yeah. You're at, you're at, you, you go to McDonald's fries, you open it and there's an egg roll in there.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  Bonus, bonus egg roll.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but where'd it come from?

• 40:03Andrew Santino?

  Who cares?

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Is it the same thing as you're talking about, like I'm going for a ride?

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  Imagine that adventure. I went from Panda Express. Right? I took a DoorDash ride to fucking McDonald's.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  I hop out. I jump into the.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  This does happen, because they have KFC Taco Bell combo places now.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  That, I can see.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so that does happen.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  And I'd be okay with that.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I don't hate to ride.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  Don't.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  We're different in that way.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  I understand.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  If it's fast food and it's fried, who cares how it got in there, I'll take it.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we used to fuck with people in that ride, but we'd steal from that McDonald's. That's why my buddies got fired.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  My buddy Chris. Because if our friends came, we'd give them as much stuff as we could.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  It was hard to steal money. You could, we'd steal food, but sometimes you'd steal money, sometimes. You wouldn't put in a late order, if it was super late and they're in the window. You wouldn't punch it in. You would be like, yeah, yeah, I'll, I'll do it. And then you'd make up the number of what you think, it'd be like $4.75. And then you would just go get the item and not ring it up.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, they used to do that at a comedy club, I know.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:05Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  They had an old system and then the waitress, they, they could like, um, chart somebody and then void it easily.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the void.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then just take all the cash.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  See, the voiding is tough because it still shows up in the system. See, I, I've worked in restaurants, I, I know how that goes. Well, yeah, because you get the manager, be like, can you void that drink out? They, no one wanted it, but then you'd give your buddy that drink.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  I've done that, but they're still traceable. With McDonald's, you would take the order, but not take it down, just go back to the kitchen and be like, can I get a double? Double, double to go?

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  And then they'll, you know, they slide you that double quarter pounder.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  So the manager, they don't count the patties? What I mean by that is.

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  It's a box of, you should see McDonald's gets a box of like 700 frozen patties.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if I was, I'm Asian.

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  One, two.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm counting.

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm counting.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna do it all day.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  Kachava. You know, sometimes when I want a meal, right? And I want all the nutrients that I need, right? I go to kachava.

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Not, not, not, not, not only is it good for you, right? The flavors are delicioso.

• 42:05Andrew Santino?

  They very much are.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  They're very, very good, and they have a whole wide variety, including chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut, acai, strawberry. This is your favorite, by the way, the little chocolate mint.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  This is one of your favorites.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Strawberry is good too. And there's six important things I believe in, in life.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  What are they?

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  That you need, energy.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  This supports all the energy and five key vitamins and minerals. What's my next one?

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  Probably digestion.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so good. Keeps things regular with fiber, probiotics and enzymes. What's another one?

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  Probably strength.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  Thanks.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  And you nailed it. Fuel and replenish your muscles and protein and electrolytes.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  Get yourself some better metabolism, cognition and immunity.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Those are the three.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Just two scoops provide 25 grams of protein, 60 grams of fiber, greens, adaptogens and so much more.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  And the flavors. Let's go back to the flavors, okay? The flavors are chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut, acai, strawberry.

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  So good. Rewild your nutrition at kachava.com and use the code BADFRIENDS. New customers get $20 off an order of two bags or more now through the 31st.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  What a deal.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  That's kachava, K-A-C-H-A-V-A dot com, code BADFRIENDS.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Shopify. If you have an online business, use Shopify. We use Shopify here at Bad Friends because we only use the best.

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

  We only use the best to get you the merch that you love.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

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• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Shopify gives you everything you need to sell online and in person. Millions of entrepreneurs have already made this leap from household names to first time businesses, owners, just getting started.

• 43:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, the best part is marketing is built in, right? You can create email and social campaigns that reach customers wherever they scroll. And as you grow, Shopify grows with you.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 43:49Andrew Santino?

  Right? They can handle more offers, they can expand to new markets, and they can do all of this from the same dashboard. We've been using Shopify since the jump.

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  And we will continue to do so to get you, Bad Friends fans, whatever it is that you want from us.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  And setup is fast with Shopify's built-in AI tools that write product descriptions and headlines and help you edit product photos.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

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• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 44:23Andrew Santino?

  That's Shopify.com/badfriends. Hear your first this new year with Shopify by your side.

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• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  You're counting every patty? No, you don't have time. If I'm the manager. You have so much to do when you're the manager. You're busy as fuck. Like fries is one thing, that's insane. You mean? You better count. We have 42,695 fries today. You know what I mean? You better not fucking steal. That's crazy. Here's why it doesn't matter, because at McDonald's, if you ever work in fast food, so much stuff ends up on the floor on accident. Fries, a nugget, patty, this happens. Because when you're, when people are moving fast, shit spills. I stand corrected, I stand corrected. You know, you know my favorite shit was? What? When we'd have to replace the Coke bag? So, because it's a, because McDonald's has like the perfect mixture of Coca-Cola. That's why it's the best Coca-Cola in the fucking world, other than Mexican Coke in a bottle.

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  But To Go Coke is McDonald's, because their syrup mixture is like perfectly measured, but it's so dense and sweet that you like hook up the syrup bag and it's got then the carbonation and the soda water. Sometimes it would leak out of the top, like the plastic top, and I'd suck on that stuff. Oh my god, it's so good, dude. I like that. That's it. You can feel your teeth falling out. Yeah, yeah. It's gotta be like a thousand grams of sugar per like, because it's condensed. Yeah. It's so, fuck, those are so good, dude. And the smell of those, when you crack it open.

• 46:32Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I loved working at McDonald's. It was fucking, it was the best first job I ever had. I was 15. It was awesome. And I fed all my friends. I got paid good money.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  Like, I got paid like a minimum wage, but it was like good when you could still fucking like, yeah, look at that, smoking a joint in McDonald's Coke. Heyo.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Did they drug test there?

• 46:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  I mean, this was a long time ago. They might now. I don't think they drug, no, they didn't drug test us. Cause everyone we was there was on drugs.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  Now, would you feel safer when androids take over like robot, like if like, cause

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  when you go to a McDonald's, eventually it's gonna be no humans working there.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking a bummer. Well, even now, I went to a McDonald's, where were we? And you have to order through the fucking.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  Do you guys see the Tesla, the Tesla diner in Hollywood? All robotized.

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  Let's, let's burn it. Let's go burn it down.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  Is it just made out of cyber trucks?

• 47:25Speaker 04

  No.

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  Fuck that place. Fuck him. Fuck that whole place. Stupid.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  But that's the future, guy.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  No, there will still be a need for human.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  No, we will. We'll want that.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Look at that influencer, ugh.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  Hey guys, I'm here with my tits and this robot.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh my gosh.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  He's making me popcorn.

• 47:48Speaker 03

  The Korea Daily.

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  So funny.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  What's so funny about that?

• 47:54Speaker 03

  I'm just happy we made it all the way there in their news. It's pretty cool.

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  We go deep. Do you really think that that's good, you're, that's, I think that people are still gonna want people to run a thing.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I like, I like the niche of it.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  The niche of the future?

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's gonna be everywhere. So the niche would be humans making food still.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  But right now, when I see a Wegovy, I get excited. Then eventually you get excited.

• 48:20Speaker 04

  Waymo.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Talking about you.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Waymo, waymo.

• 48:25Speaker 04

  You do get excited with Wegovy.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Waymo, I mean, waymo.

• 48:29Andrew Santino?

  Waymo suck.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Dude, they're the best.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  They stopped in, it stopped in front of us in the hotel. Remember that? And it couldn't get by us.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 48:37Speaker 04

  Olympics are better.

• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  Waymos suck. You don't like that shit. Fuck that.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  No, remember what the guy said to us in the car when he was like, Waymos are bullshit because what if you get in an accident, something happens? The doors lock. You know you can't get out of those things until you're at your destination? You couldn't just get out if you needed to in an emergency.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  Like poo.

• 48:58Andrew Santino?

  Anything. You'd have to poo in the Waymo.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  Waymo with toilet.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  Come on up to the front if you have to shit.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  But it doesn't blow your mind when you see a Waymo like?

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  It pisses me off.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  They're too slow, Bob.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  They suck.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's just being back. It's just so weird when you look at the fucking driver's seat, there's no one in there.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay, let me get, for someone like you, I'm gonna prove why you don't need, you don't want Waymo. In the future, if it's all Waymos and they're all self-driving and no one gets to drive, then you have, then everything is going to be on time.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  And you like that things aren't on time. You enjoy the fact that there's leeway and there's wiggle room. I like that about you.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  Screw Wigovy.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  I like human error too.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  Human error?

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  Human error?

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  Human error is good.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  That's where the magic happens.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  The ribs on the ground.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Right, that's where the magic happens, yeah.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  Back stores close down permanently. Full love.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  There's a nail in my breadstick. I love that.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  It's a fun story.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You eat it anyway.

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  Think about that. The news is not gonna have anything to talk about if everything is automated.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  How boring. How boring. There is no chaos anymore.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  I want the chaos.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  We love chaos. Anarchy, bro. That we do need, we need fucked up stories. We need wild shit to go down.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  That's why when you, if you married an android, there's no human error there. There's no excitement.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  It does anything you need it to do.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  There's no fights, no nothing.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  I want some argument.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  You want some, you need some combative. We love drama. Think about a TV.

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  I wanna watch Pride and Prejudice tonight. Right? You know, that argument. No, come on, let's watch Casino. No, last night was your movie night.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Tonight, Pride and Prejudice.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I hate Pride and Prejudice.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Did you watch it?

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  Pride and Prejudice? Yeah, I've seen it years ago.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  God, it's so crazy because... Every girl that I know like gets angry that I haven't seen it.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  You haven't seen Pride and

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what it is.

• 50:49Speaker 05

  There's a million versions too.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but they go, you haven't seen it's a masterpiece. And I'm like, you just said that about The Notebook.

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that was.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  You think it's a masterpiece?

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you something?

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  Never saw it.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what I'm saying.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  I never saw The Notebook.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:04Andrew Santino?

  There's films that I know I, you know what's so funny? Like I never saw Brokeback Mountain, but I got the gist. So I never saw, there's movies that I just never saw.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  I got the gist too, yeah.

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  I got the gist.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  I got the gist.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Um, yeah, you know what? Can I be honest with you?

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  It's funny, I didn't see Brokeback Mountain, but I did see Moonlight.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  I love Moonlight.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  It's just black, it's just black Brokeback Mountain.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Blackback Mountain.

• 51:23Speaker 05

  Brokeback Mountain.

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  Brokeback Mountain.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I've never seen Brokeback Mountain either.

• 51:28Andrew Santino?

  I just, I'm not interested in seeing it.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  I wanna see it though, cause I heard it's really good.

• 51:31Speaker 05

  We should all go see it.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  Doubt it.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  You've seen it?

• 51:34Speaker 05

  No. It's amazing.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, why, wait, why haven't you seen it?

• 51:38Speaker 05

  Just one of those? I did, I realized I didn't even see the second Kill Bill till today.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  These guys watched Kill Bill without us today.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what movie I'm trying to watch right now? It's hard to get through. I don't know why. Barry Lyndon.

• 51:48Speaker 05

  Oh, it's so good.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's beautifully shot, but I can't get into it. Look at a Chinese, look at, he's wearing a cowboy hat. Anyway.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  I like Chinese cowboys.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Ones, when have you seen them?

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  There's so many Chinese cowboys. You don't know that? There's a documentary about Chinese cowboys.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  In China?

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  Look, there's an Untold America about Chinese cowboys. You've never seen this?

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let's go to the historical photo.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's zoom in. Look at that dude. Giddy up, doggy.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Hee haw.

• 52:19Speaker 05

  He's doing wide eyes, like you.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he is doing wide eyes on the right.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Ride the damn cowboy. No, he just got an order he didn't wanna do. Hey man, you're gonna take that piece of dynamite, go in that hole, light it up. He's like, what?

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  Wait, this is not, that's Shen Yun.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  That's just Shen Yun backstage.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Is that, is that in America?

• 52:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 52:43Speaker 03

  Uh, it's in 1888.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow, there were Asians back then?

• 52:47Andrew Santino?

  The good old days.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm, I'm sure they were like, "I wanna go back home."

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  Now, this is your home now, pal.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  But do you think they were, they were pretty miserable back then?

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  And one day, your great-great-grandson's gonna open up a Thai food joint.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  In San Jose, and it will get closed down because of health code violations.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  You know how I know it was bad for them? When you watch Tombstone, Deadwood, any of those things, there was only one guy.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  One's enough.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  If that.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  One's enough.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But so where are the other people?

• 53:15Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. I don't know.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  You got one. I watched Goonies again, you know? I watched Goonies on the plane the other day.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a good movie.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  It's a flawless movie.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's perfect.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  It's exactly what a movie should be. It's an adventure. I watched back-to-back with Sandlot. I went Sandlot, Goonies, and I was like, "This is perfect." These are just kids going on an adventure. That was movies at that era was just like, put them in a weird situation, have them go on a whimsical adventure, you go along with the ride, whether or not it's realistic, it doesn't matter, and a lovely...

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  I can't watch Sandlot.

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  Because my ex-girlfriend is married to the star of Sandlot. I just, I think about her all the time.

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  The star's a vague, that's a vague term because there's a lot of stars in that.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:55Speaker 03

  Scottie's Falls?

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  The other guy. The chubby guy.

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  The redheaded guy?

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:01Speaker 03

  Chalice of that.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Of, of, uh, what's his name? Porter? What's wrong with me?

• 54:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Ham, Porter, yeah, Hamilton Porter.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  Pat, Pat Rena.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go to Pat Rena, right? Do you know what it bonds me out? And nothing against him, I'm sure, I'm sure he's a great guy, okay?

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:16Speaker 03

  Of his thought?

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Money?

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  Who, who is that?

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Jasmine, my ex-girlfriend.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  How long ago?

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Many, many years ago. And when she, I was the, she was, he was the next guy she dated. And in my head, I was like, "Oh, I'm him."

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I'm like the Asian version of him.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  You think so?

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I am.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  He's got that Sandlot money.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, I thought you meant you were him for a second about, about like, what's that? Isn't there a movie? Is it Ryan Reynolds or someone like he's the guy that the girl, after the girl sleeps with him, they, they get married and settle down? What's that movie?

• 54:53Speaker 03

  It's with Dane Cook.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 54:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is Dane Cook. The la- what is it called?

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  She is very pretty, huh, Jasmine?

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at their family. Look at the family.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  That could have been you.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  I know. So many, so many of my ex-girlfriends have kids now and are happy.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  They're just super happy.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  You prepare them for happiness, which is good.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think, you think I was there like the dark, the dark, dark? I can't even speak English. The dark chapter?

• 55:24Speaker 03

  No, the preparing for happiness.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  It's a dark chapter.

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  Is that, was it My Best Friend's Girl?

• 55:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. So he would hire him to try to bone her in order for her to fall back in love with him?

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz, yeah.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  Twisted. That Dane was on fire back then. That's what he was, he was starring in movies, man. It's crazy. It's awesome.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Love him. Anyway.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, look.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  She's happy, you're happy.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, sometimes like.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  What do you want? You want a family? Do you really want a family?

• 55:58Speaker 03

  No, he doesn't.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I do.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he might.

• 56:01Speaker 03

  He would have had one already.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  He can still have one.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  I think I regret some things.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  You got plenty of time.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Like the airport, I was at the airport LAX and I would, I tell you the story? I was at LAX.

• 56:12Speaker 03

  You write another note?

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:13Speaker 03

  You write another note to a girl?

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I was.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  Did you hop off the plane at LAX with a dream and a cardigan?

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what?

• 56:20Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I was haggard. I, I just done a weekend at some club and I was at LAX and I was tired and haggard. And I have like my backpack, I'm walking through LAX. In the distance, I see this beautiful girl with a young husband and their kid and they're just laughing. And I realize it's my ex-girlfriend and I run into them. And she was like, oh, and we hugged. Which one? Not that? Not that one, no, it's a different. See, that's what I'm saying. I keep running into happiness. And what, how, how did the conversation go? I go, oh my God, you know, we hug, I meet the kid, you know what I mean? And the dude, what's up dude, what's up man, you know what I mean? What's up homie, you know, what's up homie? Yeah, the black guy? No, it's just a white guy, but it's like, we, white guys can do this too.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you're doing the homie thing. You keep going to, what's up, homie? Yeah, that's what, how I talk. Why? I don't know, I'm urban. Urban Bob is back. What's up, dog? And I do, what's up, right? You said, what's up to the boyfriend? Yeah, and then they go, well, see you later. And then they leave and I go, oh. You know, what did I do? What, what did you want? Were you in love with that person? I think I was, I think honestly, I think there are some relationship, I maybe I should have hung in there. Yup. Don't, don't you think? Don't say fucking yup. No, I, I believe that. I think I should have hung in there because in rough patches, right? I go, mayday, mayday, I gotta get out, right? But that's the nature of relationships. You're gonna have rough patches. So of course. Yeah, and it's like, the next time, maybe stick in the rough patch.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And then you get out of it instead of like pulling the emergency cord. But sometimes it's for the better. But I don't think so. I think every relationship I've been in, I should have just stayed in it.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  That's interesting. Yeah. The butterfly effect, how you could go back in time and... Yeah, because it's like, if I look back, they were attractive, good people, empathy, all the things. And then you see them happy, but then they would have been miserable with me. How do you know that? I'm a fucking, dude, I'm a creature of the night, dude. Yeah. You know what I mean? Five in the morning playing Ghost of Yotai. What are you doing? The sun is up. Shut up! You know what I mean? All right, I still have to level up. At fifty-four, I'm like that. I gotta level up!

• 58:37Andrew Santino?

  But that's who you are, who cares?

• 58:38Speaker 03

  You need to find that special gem.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, I need another girl like, "I'm leveling up too!"

• 58:42Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  You need a leveler.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We're playing two games at one time, maybe that.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  There's gotta be a girl like this that exists.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:49Andrew Santino?

  A girl that's obsessed with those kinda things, that loves her independence.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  But then we would get nothing done.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  What do you need to get done?

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Make bread, you know?

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  You're a big bread guy now?

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, I love, you know, that show.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  Great for Bake Off?

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  No, but you know what I'm saying? I don't think you would want somebody exactly like you. That's insane.

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  You'd want someone that has similar interests.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  That's what you're saying.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, because I remember with Kalila, it's like, you know what I mean? "We're gonna do this thing." And I'm like, and normally I wouldn't do it, but when I do it, then you're like, "Oh, I'm glad I did it." If I'm with somebody that's like me, we would never do anything. You know what I mean? You'd just be sitting there.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  Kinda perfect.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I need someone to like, lead me into life.

• 59:32Speaker 03

  You with a celebrity.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 59:34Speaker 03

  Only person you would like to respect. You need to be with someone in...

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I respect common people.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  That's so good.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  It's like that song from Pulp, "Common People."

• 59:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  It's one of my favorite songs.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  We call them civilians.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  We call them civilians?

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're civilians, because we're like, we're weirdos, we're clowns. And those are civilians, those are adult humans. And we're different, we're goofball fuckheads.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  We're children, we're clowns.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what I thought about the other day, after doing, last night, after doing, uh, Friday night, after doing that big show with Shane?

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  And you do this huge show, and then you just end up in a hotel room by yourself. Naked, after a shower, on a chair, hunched over, right? Literally hunched over, and just, just like, "What the fuck?"

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  You could've got...

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Alone.

• 1:00:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  I think it's that you think that's gonna make you happy, but you've been...

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't.

• 1:00:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know, and you know that already. You're just...

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Every time I get reminded.

• 1:00:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that stuff doesn't make anyone happy.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, exactly.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're happy because you were, that you did it, but it's, but everyone does have that moment at the end of the night of anything that you do or are, are. People that get home from a long day at work, whether they like their job or not, everyone has a reflective moment in the shower, on the shitter, just being like, hmm.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  Because that happened. That's human nature.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  It's just, that's the feeling of everything. It's like when you buy something you've always wanted, then you get it and you don't even fucking give a shit. That's, that's everything. That's every, so, if you can't be happy now, you're never gonna be happy then.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm trying to find it, yeah.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Although I did hear that quote today on fucking TikTok. It bothered me so much. Warren Buffett was doing a speech and he's like, if you're, if you're not happy with 50,000 or 100,000, you're not gonna be happy with 100 million. It's not gonna make a difference. It's like, well, you're worth billions of dollars, you fucking idiot.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking, and then he does kind of back it up by saying like, oh yeah, and then there's a, there is a threshold of money that, that makes people, gives people comfort and everything. But like, he's trying to do this, whenever somebody like that, like, like an Elon Musk or like a Zuckerberg, does that thing where they're like, it's not gonna make you happy, man. And I gotta tell you, you just gotta find it now. All right, later. And takes off in a fucking jet pack.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  And you're like, what are you, what are you talking about?

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, um, I had a driver the other day and it made me really like, reflect. And I go, you know, I talk to all the drivers.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  You love talking to the drivers.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm like, what's up? What's up, dude? You know, you talk. And I was getting into his life. He's like, and we got into his life. He's married, two kids. And then I go, um, you happy? He goes, well, let me, when I go home after this shift, I'm gonna sit in my driveway for an hour and just look at TikTok before I go inside the house.

• 1:02:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  And I go, why? He goes, I just don't wanna be there.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  I thought he wanted some like self time.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. He goes, because when I go in there, I'm just so unhappy.

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, I'm only with my wife because, um, we have two young daughters and I'm gonna stay together for them.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  Andreas was your driver?

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  And I was, I was like, dude, just figure that out. That sounds like a nightmare. He goes, no.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, cause what is he gonna do? Break up a family and he?

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  And that's what I'm saying, but that's, that's, I don't want that. I think that's what I, I'm looking for something perfect because I don't want that. I don't wanna, you know what I mean?

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  But perfect doesn't exist.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  But to be dreadful, going home.

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  But I don't think that's, I don't think that's gonna happen to you either. I think that guy made his reality.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't that sound like a nightmare?

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  He don't know what else is going on in his life.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I got into it. He goes, what happened? He goes, my wife, um, doesn't wanna compromise. She, um, it's her road or the high road. You know what I mean? And what? Why you laughing?

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  That's the saying. You got it right. I was just.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you laugh at it? Cause I don't get it wrong?

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  You said it a little funny, that's all.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  How do you say it?

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  My way or the highway.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Is my high or the riwa?

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  And, no, he was like saying like, you know, I, I can't, you know what I mean? Do what I wanna do. It's always her way.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  Did he say what he wanted to do? Oh, you mean just in general?

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  In general. Like, it's like, you know what I mean? As soon as he get in the house, it's like, do the this, do that, do this. You know what I mean? And also he said that I haven't had sex with her in 90 days or 100 days. He doesn't wanna have sex.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  They doing like a cleanse or something?

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, she just doesn't wanna do it. So my point is, is that it's just, he's trapped. And I don't wanna be in a prison.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  You don't wanna be trapped in a loveless marriage.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Or a loveless relationship even. I wanna be free, you know?

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  Right, right. Well, then that's what I'm saying. Then don't ever, you don't need to.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  But I believe that there is gotta be somebody out there that has that. No, I, I, I understand about compromise.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta compromise.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand about that, but to feel trapped is a different thing.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that guy was a bad example of what, that, that's not gonna happen. That's not you. That's that man's plight.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  That won't be you.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Cause I like going on adventures as well.

• 1:04:32Andrew Santino?

  You're an adventurous man.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  I don't think that's gonna be you.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  You know, and I.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  But, but you can see the fear.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  I think it's a real, I think it's a real emotion. It's a true feeling to have to, to be, you don't wanna be with someone that you no longer are interested in.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  But this happened.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Last night I was at Ding Taifeng, not Ding Taifeng, I was at, um, Sunun Dang, which is a restaurant.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  It's another three, three word.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's a Korean restaurant.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  It was a ping pong dong.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  And I was with Andrea Jin and my friend Andy and we're, we see, see this couple and you can see the guy, and we were talking about him. He was just like. And she's like doing all the talking, you know what I mean? And there it kind of, it was like there was some like um a confrontation going on. We don't know.

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't hear it, yeah.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  But you could just see how he's just so sad, you know? And I go, I know what that is and I don't want that.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  What was it?

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Just trapped and bummed and like, you know what I mean? Like I'm, I can't get out of the situation kind of, you know what I mean? And I don't want that. I think that's the worst thing, you know? It's also like sometimes relationships you, they turn into your mother. Because I do have childlike behavior. So women wanna mother me like, do this, do that, because you're not acting normal. But I want somebody that's to accept the fact that I'm just the way I am. Because I'm not gonna really change that much. I'll provide, I'm fun, da da da da da da, you know what I mean? But it's, what's so funny?

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  Is that your dating profile? I'll provide, I'm fun, da da da da da.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You know what da da da da da is? Yeah.

• 1:06:12Andrew Santino?

  Da da da da da.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  It's the motherfucking Bobby Lee.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but um, you know.

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Because when I see you and your wife, I don't feel that. I feel like, you know, she's just so cool.

• 1:06:23Andrew Santino?

  She's my homie.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and um, so you're, you're lucky.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  But we all have bullshit. We have bullshit, fancy and his wife have bullshit. There's just stuff that happens and you gotta wiggle your way through it. Now, if I was, if I had that guy's fucking thing, the driver's like, I sit in my car because I don't wanna go inside.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm out of that relationship. That's, I don't, that's crazy. That's, that guy.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  But you, you gotta understand, I'm stuck. I have kids, you know what I mean?

• 1:06:48Andrew Santino?

  Nah, there's a way out of everything.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 1:06:49Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. That guy shouldn't be in that. Also, that's worse for the kids. Because he's probably not present, he's probably, they're probably like, daddy! And he's like, fuck out of my face!

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  Get away from me! I don't like you!

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  But I see signs out front. I went on a date and she goes. You're not gonna believe this. She gets in my car and she goes, "Don't drive yet." I go, "Why?" She goes, "I wanna connect my phone into your Bluetooth so we can play my music."

• 1:07:17Speaker 05

  Oh god, immediately stop it.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  That's the first thing she says.

• 1:07:21Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but you could go along and go, "Okay, maybe I wanna hear your tunes. Maybe she wanna share tunes with me."

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  You know why my, um, um, sideburns are shaved?

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  She went, she grabbed my, she goes, "This is not gonna do." My sideburns.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  This girl made you shave those?

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  No, just a couple of days later, I looked in the mirror and go, "Maybe she's right, maybe I should grizzle."

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  Let me see.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I just shaved them.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  But what, they?

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  They were, you know, they were long and grizzly, some of the white hair.

• 1:07:45Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  I know you do, but she did that and I was like, "Oh, I can't do this because that's the beginning?"

• 1:07:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  That's upfront, dude? That's what you're opening with?

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  But what if she gets all the heavy shit out of the way up top? What if that's the only thing that bothers her?

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  Sideburns and I have to play my music, that's it? Those are the only problems?

• 1:08:01Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's pretty good.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  That is pretty good, in the long.

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  And their dating profile, it's like, "Look, I hate sideburns and I gotta play my music." But outside of that, I'm like, chill chick on earth.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But that, I mean, those are warning signs, no?

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  So you're never gonna talk to that girl again?

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  I haven't, no.

• 1:08:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  Because it was like, it just felt, you know, it's just hot, but that's nothing.

• 1:08:20Andrew Santino?

  They're all hot.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Every girl is hot with you. I said that to someone, who was I talking to? You guys?

• 1:08:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:26Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, "They're all hot. They're all hot."

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  But now it's like, I can't do it if they're like that.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, it doesn't matter that they're hot because it, that's not, it's not, there's more that you need.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  There's more than you need.

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  There's more that you need.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  There's more that you need.

• 1:08:45Speaker 05

  This is also the New Year's episode, if you wanna talk about resolutions.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Are you a produ-, can I be honest with you? McCone?

• 1:08:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Are you a producer on the show?

• 1:08:53Speaker 05

  Yours, boss.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  I mean, what, let me ask you, what is your job description?

• 1:08:58Speaker 05

  It's vague and it changes often.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  But is it telling me what to do?

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  No, is that, no, is that your job description? Telling me what to do?

• 1:09:06Speaker 05

  That's a question. I wanna feed you the, feed you the ball.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you come up with that segment? Resolutions?

• 1:09:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Yeah.

• 1:09:16Speaker 05

  New Year, new life.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? We're not doing that.

• 1:09:18Speaker 05

  That's okay.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have any other suggestions?

• 1:09:21Speaker 05

  Not right now, but I'll let you know.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Now look what you're, you're getting mad. Yeah, right? You're getting a little angry, enragedful, right?

• 1:09:27Speaker 05

  The resentment.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why the resentment? No, why the resentment, though? Let's get this out. Maybe that should be the New Year's. Right?

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's going on?

• 1:09:37Speaker 05

  No, there's no reason.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there is, because you're hiding, I can tell. Alright, we're good?

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're all good.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  I can see your face, though. You can't hide your face. When I see you sometimes, like, you know what, last time we got a little, you did a face?

• 1:09:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  When was it?

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  When was the last time we got into it?

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't getting, it was something that happened in Phoenix.

• 1:09:59Speaker 05

  I don't remember.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  You got your camera in my face. Remember?

• 1:10:04Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:05Speaker 05

  It happens a lot. I don't take these things you say seriously, because you're just, you're a funny, silly guy. He doesn't take you seriously.

• 1:10:11Andrew Santino?

  Damn, he doesn't take you seriously.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm talking about, dude.

• 1:10:14Speaker 05

  I'm not the most intimidating guy.

• 1:10:15Andrew Santino?

  He said that to me one time, he goes, Bobby, I don't take him seriously.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you want to get, you want me to get intimidating?

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  You can try.

• 1:10:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, shit, you can try?

• 1:10:28Speaker 05

  I love you so much.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, okay, okay, I'll try, I'll try. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  You can try.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  That's my new year. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to be intimidating.

• 1:10:39Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's fine. What are you gonna do? New year.

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  I'll try to stay more consistent at the gym.

• 1:10:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:10:56Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say, you should be looking for a new job.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  Might have to replace you.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  I mean, for your age, here's another thing that you do, that it's crafty, McCone. It's his, um, networking. I see it.

• 1:11:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're right.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, when we're backstage, and him talking to Shane.

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  He's always trying to chum it up.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Try chum it up, you know what I mean?

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  Chummy guy.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  And I wanted to go to Shane and go, oh, no, that's, that's the camera guy.

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  He's just a kid, camera guy.

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  He did say that.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did I say that?

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I did, yeah, I interrupted them.

• 1:11:28Speaker 05

  And Shane went, no, okay, he's not talking to me.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:32Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, you see, he's snapping on you a little.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, I got it, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:36Speaker 05

  I'm just saying what happened.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:39Andrew Santino?

  This is interesting.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  It's interesting.

• 1:11:40Speaker 04

  Andrew gave him wins, though.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  What wins?

• 1:11:43Speaker 04

  This guy.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:11:44Andrew Santino?

  I gave him wins?

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  You pulled him up.

• 1:11:47Speaker 04

  Wins.

• 1:11:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I was like, I gave him wins?

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you influenced him, he thinks you're, he's you.

• 1:11:54Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's an extension of your arm.

• 1:11:58Andrew Santino?

  He's an extension of my leg.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:00Andrew Santino?

  He's holding on to my leg. Daddy, daddy. I gave him, I gave him, right, I gave him lift. And so now he's flying at thirty-five thousand feet and he, he belongs in a Cessna below oxygen levels. Right, where he-

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  He thinks we're peers.

• 1:12:18Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Do you think we're peers?

• 1:12:20Speaker 05

  I think at this point, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're friends.

• 1:12:25Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not what he asked you.

• 1:12:27Speaker 05

  Definitely, I don't think we're peers, Bobby.

• 1:12:29Andrew Santino?

  I think-

• 1:12:30Speaker 05

  But also, I'm not a comedian, so it's a different thing.

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 1:12:32Speaker 05

  I feel like if I was like an open mic'er, I wanted to be a comic, maybe.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:12:37Speaker 05

  But I'm not, I'm not in that world.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  We work together.

• 1:12:40Speaker 05

  I'm on this side.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  We work together.

• 1:12:41Speaker 05

  I know, but it's like, we're, there's different planes. I'm not even-

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  Do you think that you have as much power as I do on the show? No, be honest.

• 1:12:47Speaker 05

  No, of course not.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  What do you think the power levels are, though?

• 1:12:50Speaker 05

  You're ten thousand and I'm a, yo, fifty or something, you know?

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, then tell yourself that.

• 1:12:56Andrew Santino?

  You're fifty?

• 1:12:58Speaker 05

  Fifty, I mean, it's a, it's a weighted scale.

• 1:13:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if you're fifty.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know you're fifty. What do you think you, if I'm a-

• 1:13:04Andrew Santino?

  If you're fifty and he's a hundred thousand, what's Andreas?

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  Andreas is like ninety-nine thousand.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:13:14Andrew Santino?

  So he's-

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  I, don't make me one of those discussions.

• 1:13:16Andrew Santino?

  So he's, so you guys have talked about this before, obviously. Doesn't that sound like they've discussed this? So you're ten thousand less than us?

• 1:13:23Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:13:24Andrew Santino?

  And what is-

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  It's nothing to do with me.

• 1:13:25Speaker 05

  You're three hundred thousand.

• 1:13:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm-

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm a hundred thousand, he's three hundred thousand?

• 1:13:31Speaker 05

  Ninety-nine, seventy-five, ten.

• 1:13:35Andrew Santino?

  And he's fifty.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  And he's three hundred, I'm a hundred thousand?

• 1:13:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, in what way, though?

• 1:13:41Speaker 05

  The edit, there's so much control in the edit. And the influence, the original voice of the show shaped into what he is. Legend.

• 1:13:49Speaker 04

  Shut up, shut up.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  No, you're talking about Andreas right now, right? No, I'm talking about, why is he two hundred thousand more?

• 1:13:55Speaker 05

  I mean, just planning stuff. Putting stuff together for special Olympics events.

• 1:14:01Andrew Santino?

  He's trolling you so hard right now. It's fuck, I, it's getting to you, dude.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:14:06Andrew Santino?

  Don't let him troll you.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  You, I'm really mad.

• 1:14:10Andrew Santino?

  I know, he is, dude.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm really mad right now.

• 1:14:13Andrew Santino?

  Cause he's trolling you, it's working. Here's why.

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  We come to this every year to this point where I get this mad and then I forget about it.

• 1:14:25Andrew Santino?

  That's why.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  The year goes on, I forget, but I think my New Year's resolution is not to forget. I'm not intimidating.

• 1:14:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I have no power.

• 1:14:36Speaker 05

  No, you have less power.

• 1:14:39Andrew Santino?

  God.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if either one of us, right, leaves the show, the show's over.

• 1:14:44Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  Right? So I would say that we're 50/50.

• 1:14:47Andrew Santino?

  We're 50/50.

• 1:14:48Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but not in your eyes.

• 1:14:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a weighted 50. 150 is a little heavier than the other 50.

• 1:14:55Andrew Santino?

  Dude, he is.

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:14:57Andrew Santino?

  He's logged in.

• 1:14:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:14:59Andrew Santino?

  That's interesting.

• 1:14:59Bobby Lee?

  It's so interesting.

• 1:15:00Andrew Santino?

  That's very interesting.

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  It's very interesting stuff.

• 1:15:03Andrew Santino?

  I feel like he's doing a very good job and Carlos has stayed like eerily quiet. He doesn't want to fuck up anything.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  Cause he's learned.

• 1:15:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, because you do the forgetting thing with me a lot.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:14Speaker 05

  I have to.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  I forgive. No. With him, I forget. For you, I forgive.

• 1:15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay? Don't get me wrong. I always remember, but I forgave you for those things.

• 1:15:25Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But for you, I forget. I go, oh, he's not as annoying as I thought.

• 1:15:32Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But then he is.

• 1:15:34Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:36Speaker 05

  I think I'm just a little sad that you canceled on Kill Bill today.

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  He canceled as well!

• 1:15:40Andrew Santino?

  I had work to do.

• 1:15:41Speaker 05

  You canceled to sleep in.

• 1:15:44Speaker 05

  It started at 1 PM.

• 1:15:46Andrew Santino?

  I had to work.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  I hadn't slept in four days, I said, okay? I went from Vegas to Phoenix to here, all right? I hadn't slept and tomorrow I have the busiest day imaginable. So in my mind, like, Sunday is the only day I can sleep in. I'm not gonna wake up during my sleep-in day and go, "I'm gonna go watch Kill Bill." I'd rather sleep in. Who do I do, Andrew? I need your advice.

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  We're at a precipice here.

• 1:16:11Andrew Santino?

  I think as the boss, you need to take some sort of disciplinary action. Now, is that like a temporary suspension from the show?

• 1:16:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. What do I do, though?

• 1:16:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm just...

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  Be my advisor.

• 1:16:23Andrew Santino?

  I think perhaps a temporary suspension might be there. I mean, not an expulsion, but you know, I don't know if he's terminated. You want to terminate?

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:16:30Andrew Santino?

  How close is he for termination?

• 1:16:32Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm gonna do it because he's not intimidated and he doesn't believe that I'm gonna do it. You know what I mean? And I'm gonna have to do it so that he believes.

• 1:16:44Andrew Santino?

  Look, dude, the power's in your hands.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you something, Andreas, real quick before I do what I'm gonna do, right? Who has all the cut footage of Bad Friends? You do. He has none of that to blackmail me or to put it online?

• 1:16:57Speaker 05

  No, I have tour footage.

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  That's why he does have tour footage.

• 1:17:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  And I say a lot of things on the tour. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:06Andrew Santino?

  But that's our property. That's illegal for him to... We can...

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I think he would if I fired him.

• 1:17:11Andrew Santino?

  You think he would release something?

• 1:17:12Bobby Lee?

  He would leak that stuff out.

• 1:17:13Andrew Santino?

  He won't.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hey, you're fired?

• 1:17:19Speaker 05

  It sounded intimidating to me.

• 1:17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're fired. Why are you blushing?

• 1:17:24Speaker 05

  Well, I just want to know if there's anything I can do to win back...

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:17:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a good move, though. Smart thing.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  Because with your networking, you're not playing it right.

• 1:17:33Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:17:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Even if you believe these things, right, you say the opposite. Right? There's things that like, you know, Paulie Shore or back when I was a kid, you know what I mean? Or what Mitzi Shore would say that I like didn't believe or like, you know what I mean? But I wouldn't say it out loud. That's insane.

• 1:17:51Speaker 05

  I got you.

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it's like...

• 1:17:53Speaker 05

  Wear the pants on the podcast.

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  Dude. Yeah. You had to do it subtly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not as overt, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? You gotta try and take some acting classes or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, how about this?

• 1:18:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:18:12Andrew Santino?

  Do you wanna, do you wanna dock his pay?

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  No, just let him do it. I don't give a fuck.

• 1:18:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's, this is fun.

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  No, it's okay.

• 1:18:18Andrew Santino?

  What if we give-

• 1:18:18Speaker 04

  That's his punishment. He doesn't care.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't care.

• 1:18:21Andrew Santino?

  What if he gives his money divided into half to, half goes to Fancy and then the other half goes to Carlyle?

• 1:18:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he needs money. So it's like, just let him do what he wants.

• 1:18:29Andrew Santino?

  No, he can sleep here at the studio. He used to do it.

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:18:32Andrew Santino?

  He did it when he had asbestos.

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  At this point, it's like, you know what I mean? I worked so hard to get to this place-

• 1:18:38Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  And people still don't respect me. It's fine. I'm used to it.

• 1:18:41Andrew Santino?

  He respects you.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm, I'm used to it. I've seen it.

• 1:18:44Andrew Santino?

  Raise your hand if you respect Bob in the studio.

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. Put your hand down. I don't, honestly, McCone, I don't care. Any of you guys, alright? That's my New Year's resolution. I'm just gonna do what I do. You know?

• 1:18:59Andrew Santino?

  That's a good start to the year.

• 1:19:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:01Andrew Santino?

  2026 is off to a hot start.

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:05Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what I'm looking forward to.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, I wanna hear everything.

• 1:19:08Andrew Santino?

  A long winter's nap.

• 1:19:09Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 1:19:11Andrew Santino?

  With mom and her kerchief and me in my cap.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:14Andrew Santino?

  I can't wait. I can't wait to just lay down for like a couple of weeks.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  Me too, man.

• 1:19:18Andrew Santino?

  I need it.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go on my horse.

• 1:19:22Andrew Santino?

  I wanna go on your horse.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  And ride, and just ride around that game.

• 1:19:29Bobby Lee?

  Ghost of Yotai.

• 1:19:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Go on adventures.

• 1:19:32Andrew Santino?

  Let's get you a real horse.

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:19:35Andrew Santino?

  You could keep a mini horse at your house.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:37Andrew Santino?

  You got room back there.

• 1:19:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I realized about you the other day?

• 1:19:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 1:19:41Bobby Lee?

  If you're not good at it, you won't do it.

• 1:19:44Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  So when we were backstage in Phoenix, we're, we're playing that video game.

• 1:19:48Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  And we're like, come on, play. You're like, nah. You played one round and that was it? Cause if you're not good at it, you won't participate.

• 1:19:56Andrew Santino?

  Partially true. I also didn't care to play.

• 1:19:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I think that's a part of it.

• 1:20:00Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. I'll try. I'll do stuff that I'm not that good at. I play tennis. I'm not that good at tennis.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But when it comes to stuff like that, you're like, uh-uh, no.

• 1:20:06Andrew Santino?

  I just, it's cool to watch, but I don't care about video games. I just don't care.

• 1:20:11Bobby Lee?

  I like the competitiveness. You don't like the competitiveness of it?

• 1:20:14Andrew Santino?

  I love competition, but I like physical competition.

• 1:20:16Bobby Lee?

  It was a game where, I mean, you had four characters and you're just trying to throw them off of a building.

• 1:20:20Andrew Santino?

  It's great. It was so fun to watch. I was more of a, the spectating of it was fun.

• 1:20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:26Andrew Santino?

  But no, I just, I like physical, I like, I like games that I can play.

• 1:20:30Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:20:31Andrew Santino?

  That it's an exercise, it's an exercise of my.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  We've talked about this before, okay?

• 1:20:34Andrew Santino?

  Ability.

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  Tweet zone.

• 1:20:36Andrew Santino?

  Tweet, tweet zone.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I need?

• 1:20:39Andrew Santino?

  It's either your way or.

• 1:20:40Bobby Lee?

  I need speech class, I think.

• 1:20:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:43Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think? Why isn't anyone told me I need speech class?

• 1:20:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, we.

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  And the thing is, is this, and I say that a lot. Don't I say that a lot?

• 1:20:51Andrew Santino?

  And I say, let me tell you something. We, we say the same thing.

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:54Andrew Santino?

  But it's a, it's a habit of your communication on this.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  But I, I, sometimes I'll commit to a word that I don't know how to pronounce, but then it'll just come out of the train. I mean, the train will come out of the.

• 1:21:04Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes it'll come out of the.

• 1:21:05Bobby Lee?

  The tunnel. Too early, or whatever. That's a bad analogy. You know what I mean? Um, it's Tretsey.

• 1:21:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do have a little.

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll just say it and go, I don't know the word, but it's coming out.

• 1:21:17Andrew Santino?

  Let it happen. Who cares? That's the beauty. That's the beauty of your artistic mind. You let things fly.

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  Where I think so fast. That's not true. What you're saying, you're making fun of me?

• 1:21:25Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm saying, I just, you doing this made me laugh. And you go, I think so fast? I didn't think it was a funny, it looked funny.

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think fast, right? But then I want to get it out too fast and then it comes out all weird.

• 1:21:36Andrew Santino?

  That's how I write. If you're a, I can't handwrite because it's, there's too much brain going like, and I just can't get it out. Well, more than anything, we hope everybody's 2026 is off to a killer start.

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  And we are still gonna be doing Bad Friends in 2026. We cannot wait.

• 1:21:51Andrew Santino?

  It's here now.

• 1:21:52Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:21:53Andrew Santino?

  And 2027, and 2028, and 2029.

• 1:21:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:57Andrew Santino?

  And for people that want to know. We, in six years, the show will be coming to a close when Bobby turns 60. We're gonna throw a big bash and the show will be done.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  In six years. Do you, really? Do you wanna do that?

• 1:22:09Andrew Santino?

  In six years.

• 1:22:10Bobby Lee?

  When I'm 60, we should end it?

• 1:22:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  Why? Cause I'm gonna die?

• 1:22:13Andrew Santino?

  No, I think that's, I think you need to retire.

• 1:22:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. From this?

• 1:22:17Andrew Santino?

  From podcasting.

• 1:22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:18Andrew Santino?

  I think six years at 60 years old will be...

• 1:22:20Bobby Lee?

  I'll drift into the wilderness.

• 1:22:22Andrew Santino?

  You can just keep living the way you are.

• 1:22:24Bobby Lee?

  I'll live, I'll live. Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:22:25Andrew Santino?

  Just won't be doing podcasts.

• 1:22:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:28Andrew Santino?

  Let, let's predict where...

• 1:22:29Bobby Lee?

  But the way you, I feel at 54, I felt at 40. It's the same.

• 1:22:33Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. You're, you feel better than I'm gonna feel when I'm your age, for sure.

• 1:22:36Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:22:37Andrew Santino?

  Because I am, I'm, I eat unhealthy and I still drink alcohol.

• 1:22:40Bobby Lee?

  You have back discs that hurt.

• 1:22:42Andrew Santino?

  I have back discs that hurt?

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:44Andrew Santino?

  How about this? Let, this is a fun little predictive thing, real quick.

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:48Andrew Santino?

  At 60, when we say goodbye to the show, where do you think your life looks like? What do you think my life looks like?

• 1:22:54Bobby Lee?

  I think I'll have a kid.

• 1:22:55Andrew Santino?

  That's, okay.

• 1:22:57Bobby Lee?

  By then.

• 1:22:57Andrew Santino?

  All right, how many?

• 1:22:58Bobby Lee?

  I think I'll have one kid.

• 1:22:58Andrew Santino?

  How old is it? Like it's...

• 1:23:01Bobby Lee?

  18.

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna adopt.

• 1:23:05Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna adopt at, you know what I mean?

• 1:23:07Andrew Santino?

  No, no, you might have a kid. You, are you...

• 1:23:08Bobby Lee?

  At 12. I'm gonna adopt a 12-year-old.

• 1:23:10Andrew Santino?

  You think at 60, you're, you're gonna be in, in love and married?

• 1:23:13Bobby Lee?

  No, a single father.

• 1:23:15Andrew Santino?

  Single father?

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with an 18-year-old Russian kid.

• 1:23:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:23:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:18Andrew Santino?

  Where am I gonna be?

• 1:23:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's gonna be great. What?

• 1:23:22Andrew Santino?

  Go on, yeah.

• 1:23:24Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna make the stitching on a, on a baseball. See that baseball?

• 1:23:28Andrew Santino?

  That's gonna be my job?

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're gonna do that red stitching on the baseball.

• 1:23:32Andrew Santino?

  So comedy, I'm out. Podcasting, I'm out.

• 1:23:34Bobby Lee?

  Something's happened, yeah.

• 1:23:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so I need to go back to stitching.

• 1:23:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:38Andrew Santino?

  My original first love.

• 1:23:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:39Andrew Santino?

  Stitching.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you're gonna be the best at it.

• 1:23:42Andrew Santino?

  So I'm the best stitcher in the world?

• 1:23:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So that's good.

• 1:23:46Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 1:23:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:47Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

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