Shane Gillis Confronts Bobby

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Bobby Lee?

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Hey, bad friends. Welcome back to our 300th episode.

• 0:45Bobby Lee?

  Woo!

• 0:46Andrew Santino?

  We're so excited to be here. We're in

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  So excited.

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  Phoenix, Arizona.

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. P-H-O-E-N-I-X. Phoenix. Arizona.

• 0:57Andrew Santino?

  This will probably be the last episode that we do.

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just getting warmed up, guy.

• 1:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, you are. You're warm. And our guest today, go ahead and introduce our guest.

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's one of my favorites, man.

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  Um, yeah, man. Shane Gillis, dude.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  Shane?

• 1:10Bobby Lee?

  Top, top, top, top dog.

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  Top, top, top, top dog. Top dog.

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, buddies, you know, and we're, you know.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  Let's start it off the right way.

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  Do you want to say anything to Shane after, you know, about 50 episodes ago or something? You dissed Shane pretty hard.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know I didn't.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did.

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  You didn't?

• 1:28Speaker 04

  I saw. It was really hurtful.

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, so what did I say? Do you remember?

• 1:32Speaker 04

  I looked like I was a corpse underwater.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Bog water.

• 1:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:39Speaker 04

  Which, you know, you're not, you weren't wrong.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. And I hurt you. And, you know, my bad, dude.

• 1:46Speaker 04

  That's okay.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, you know, I, to me, I look like I'm right next to you at the bog.

• 1:52Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Look, I did that with my mind, dude.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty good.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You want Asian magic? That's Asian magic, dude.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  Telepathy.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Move.

• 1:59Speaker 04

  Stop.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  What? Move over. Ah!

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  Hey!

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Hey! Bob Dylan's here, guys.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  Get in here, Bob Dylan.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:06Speaker 05

  Okay, here we go. Hang tight. All right.

• 2:10Speaker 04

  Well, thanks, man.

• 2:11Speaker 05

  Hey, how you doing?

• 2:12Speaker 04

  Got a show tonight.

• 2:13Speaker 05

  Is that a cautious wife?

• 2:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, take it easy on that.

• 2:18Speaker 05

  Sorry. I was consuming a lot of that content.

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  Are you liking all that stuff?

• 2:22Speaker 05

  Oh, my God, I'm jerking off. I got no back here.

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  You got no back, bud?

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:26Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  You want backy?

• 2:27Speaker 05

  I got it.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  What's up, buddy?

• 2:31Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm hungover. We did it up last night.

• 2:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  What happened down in Tucson?

• 2:35Speaker 04

  We did a show in Tucson, yeah.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  What happened? I heard you calling out the driver.

• 2:40Speaker 05

  Huh? Oh, he was dropping bombs.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  Shit his pants.

• 2:44Speaker 05

  Farting up a storm. Sort of like New Jersey in there.

• 2:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was rough. Then we're getting out of the car and he goes, "Yeah, see you later, Robert, with your nasty rotten ass."

• 2:54Speaker 05

  He was a bad driver, too.

• 2:56Speaker 04

  He was a terrible driver.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  I just want to go back a little bit, back to your apology to Shane, because I do want to make it public on the show.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Why are you trying to hurt my feelings, man?

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll be honest with you, okay? You want to get real?

• 3:08Speaker 04

  I don't, no, I don't.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Hey, honcho, you want to get real, amigo?

• 3:11Speaker 04

  No.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Forbored.

• 3:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  I'll get real, dude.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Brother, when he goes Spanish, he means it.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right? Los pantalones, my amigo.

• 3:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 3:20Speaker 05

  That's what I just ate.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  I admire you.

• 3:26Speaker 05

  Shut the fuck up.

• 3:30Speaker 04

  That's worse.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Give me a shot.

• 3:31Speaker 04

  No, that's way worse.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Give me a shot.

• 3:33Speaker 04

  Keep talking shit. I'd rather you... I'd rather you be mean.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Give me a shot, amigo. All right. All right, so, let's be real for a second, okay?

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  And don't interrupt me, dude, because that's rude.

• 3:44Speaker 05

  If you keep talking like that, I'm gonna call ICE.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  All right. I'm not that type.

• 3:49Speaker 05

  They take Asians.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they do?

• 3:52Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  They take Asians?

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  They take them.

• 3:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Please don't call them.

• 3:55Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, I love you so much. You've been so nice to me, and I think we're friends, and I, um, you know, you're... Look at me in the eyes, fool.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  All right?

• 4:08Speaker 05

  You can't find them.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:10Speaker 05

  All right.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  That was a good one. 1980 shit, I love it.

• 4:17Speaker 05

  That's my whole act.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I love you too, bud.

• 4:20Speaker 05

  All right, get back to him.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  All right. And, um, when I said it, I felt bad. Uh, when you texted me, it was a threat. Yeah, we're done or whatever. You're, you're me. I felt bad about it, dude. I thought about it and I'm like, I shouldn't have attacked you in that way. And I, I really admire you and I hope you forgive me.

• 4:41Speaker 04

  I've totally forgiven.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright.

• 4:42Speaker 04

  I forgave you.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Are we good with that now?

• 4:44Andrew Santino?

  I didn't need you to do that. I thought that was wild that you did that.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  I just kinda wanted to set you up to do that. That was really cool to do that.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  I love, I love, I love you. I love you. I love you.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  How about though, when I do say something, what about when I say something about Shane and I'll go, like when I said, oh yeah, and Shane's playing Lincoln Financial, the football, the football stadium. And then what do you say?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 5:02Speaker 04

  No, I know you fucking said something nasty.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  He goes, I don't wanna hear about Shane's not the king. He's not the king.

• 5:09Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  That's what he says.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  I did not say that. That's fucking outrageous.

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  We have a whole room of people that'll-

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  That's absolutely outrageous.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  Fancy, is that true? Is that true that he says that stuff?

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  It is true. Thank you.

• 5:20Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 5:21Speaker 04

  What the fuck, man?

• 5:21Speaker 05

  So who is the king?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, dude. I have a slab, you know what I mean? I said that?

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 5:28Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Because here's, can I tell you why?

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Alright. Because he, he's like, cause I didn't want, you, you feel bad, I feel like, when you say it.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  What, I feel bad?

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause you're doing yuk yuks in these smaller places.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  You're doing these like, you know, wise guys, you know what I mean? Which is a great club, you know what I mean?

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  Weren't you just at that club last week?

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  I play it in two weeks.

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so what are you talking about?

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know what I mean?

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  Don't step on me. I say it as a celebration of our, of the people that-

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  And I celebrate it as well.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't like it because you're 54. You're old and you think that's weird that he's young and great and you're old and it's over.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  He's one of the best comics on planet. I've never fucking denied that.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  You say that because he's here, but not when he's not here.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  It's where you, slam. What the fuck you doing, guy?

• 6:15Speaker 05

  By the way-

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  We're good?

• 6:16Speaker 05

  Kevin Hart did the, the field.

• 6:18Speaker 04

  He did.

• 6:18Speaker 05

  Eagles. And he only did 53K. I think you're gonna go for the 70.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  Um, yeah, I'm gonna do the middle.

• 6:25Speaker 05

  The middle?

• 6:25Speaker 04

  He did a stage. I'm gonna do the round.

• 6:27Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 6:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:29Speaker 05

  So you can fit more people.

• 6:30Speaker 04

  I just, I think doing a stage in a giant place really sucks.

• 6:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  Like, the, the whole time I'm up there, just see someone in the balcony, in the back, you know, that must be the worst show.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sure.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  Possible.

• 6:43Speaker 05

  Gotta go around, dawg.

• 6:44Speaker 04

  I mean, a football stadium's not gonna be the best fucking comedy anywhere.

• 6:46Speaker 05

  No, but it's a milestone.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be great.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  What's that for you?

• 6:49Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  What's that for you?

• 6:51Speaker 05

  What do you mean, what's that?

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  What is that for you? Like, that, what would that be for you?

• 6:56Speaker 05

  I'm confused.

• 6:57Speaker 04

  Like Philly doing the football stadium.

• 6:59Speaker 05

  Oh geez, I guess the Superdome?

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:03Speaker 05

  That's our big spot, you know, in New Orleans.

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  But would that be what you'd want to do or no?

• 7:07Speaker 05

  Nah, nah, you know, we got the Sanger Theater, which is like our Carnegie Hall. So that'd be cool.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, I was a little rude today at the airport, that's all.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  You know, we're going back to that now.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  You know how we segue back into like the thing, you know? Well, you know, I haven't slept in a couple of days.

• 7:23Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Vegas.

• 7:25Speaker 05

  Oh shit, you relapse?

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:27Speaker 05

  Hookers?

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  I went to Hustler Tuesday night.

• 7:30Speaker 05

  Oh shit.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:32Speaker 05

  How much you spend?

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Twenty seven hundred.

• 7:35Speaker 05

  That's not bad.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  What'd you get for twenty seven hundred?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 7:38Speaker 05

  Handy?

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  No handy, nothing.

• 7:40Speaker 05

  Come on.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, the thing is, is that I was wearing these pants that you don't like.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't like them.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And she was doing, you know how, she had a bony ass.

• 7:47Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  And she was all, I was very erect. And she was doing one of those things.

• 7:52Speaker 04

  It's good.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 7:53Speaker 04

  It's good.

• 7:55Speaker 05

  Erect at that age?

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no pill.

• 7:58Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, El Naturel.

• 8:01Speaker 05

  Well done.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  In my mane.

• 8:02Speaker 04

  Taking a blue G to go to a strip.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  But she was, you know, with her bony ass, right?

• 8:08Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  I was getting rubber, rug burns on my pee pee.

• 8:11Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so, and then at the end, she squeezed it. I don't know why she did that at the end.

• 8:16Speaker 05

  She was looking for it.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's, it's bigger than you think.

• 8:22Speaker 05

  Really?

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is, right?

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, bigger than people think, for sure.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't mean anything, but yeah.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'm almost at a point right now, dude, that if she leaves, I'll pull it out.

• 8:33Speaker 05

  Who? Oh shit, get out of here, Beck.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. She's like my daughter, so anyway.

• 8:38Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, can we talk about, I don't know, fuck it, I'm not talking about it now.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  Talk about it.

• 8:43Speaker 05

  What?

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Too much time now.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  Talk about it.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Wasn't even that great.

• 8:46Speaker 05

  You talking about the DC bomber?

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  So good.

• 8:50Speaker 05

  What are you talking about?

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea.

• 8:52Speaker 05

  Don't bring up some more drama, emotional shit.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just rude today, that's all.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  What did you do?

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, so, um, I was in line and it wasn't moving.

• 9:00Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  You know how that happens?

• 9:02Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Not moving at all.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  And I don't have TSA pre-check.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, which is what?

• 9:07Speaker 05

  Insane.

• 9:07Speaker 04

  I'm with you, I don't either.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't have it.

• 9:09Speaker 05

  What?

• 9:09Speaker 04

  Never got it.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  Clear?

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  I did clear.

• 9:11Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  The clear is useless now.

• 9:13Speaker 05

  It is.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't moving. It wasn't moving. Then I hear some Indian dude.

• 9:17Speaker 05

  Oh shit.

• 9:19Speaker 04

  This motherfucker.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  This motherfucker, right?

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, what did he sound like?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  He had a regular American accent.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay, good. Then why was he an Indian guy?

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  I can smell him.

• 9:28Speaker 04

  Don't point at me. I'm not with you on that.

• 9:32Speaker 05

  That's apocalyptic.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  It's a joke, I couldn't smell. But anyway, um, so, um, I can hear him, like 20 people back.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Going up to people going, hey, I'm late for my flight. Can I go ahead of you? You know, and people are like, yeah, go ahead, right?

• 9:46Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't wait for mine.

• 9:49Speaker 04

  Really, you hit him with no?

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Because I was late.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was late. They were boarding while I was still in line, right? So he comes up to me and he goes, hey, I go, no.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  No, you didn't even let him get it out.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  I didn't let him get it out. I couldn't wait. I waited 20 minutes to get it out.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  Did you just stand behind him?

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  It was like in the gun, you know what I mean?

• 10:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  So it came out weird.

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  She just waits behind him?

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  No, like that.

• 10:12Speaker 05

  Wow, what did he do?

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  He goes, okay, sir.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  And then I kind of turned around, I felt guilty, so I kind of like, you know, my plane's boarding too, so we're all kind of late, you know, because it's live, you know, I had to explain it.

• 10:23Speaker 05

  Right.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then, here's the second rude thing I did, dude.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Right? I'm on the aisle seat. You know what I mean, first class.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  I'd just wink at me.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  You're on the aisle seat?

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  It was turbulence.

• 10:36Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Right? Flight attendant did one of these.

• 10:40Speaker 05

  Whoa. Oh shit.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Fell down to the ground, right? And I didn't even move. Dude, I did a look. I went.

• 10:49Speaker 05

  Damn, you've changed.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's because when I'm tired, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  You look tired, but you always do.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Another eighties Asian thing, huh? I love it.

• 11:00Speaker 05

  I'm trying to bring it back. It's vintage.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  This might be, yeah, I think all four of us are very tired.

• 11:05Speaker 05

  I'm wiped.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  I'm exhausted.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm exhausted. Yeah, yeah.

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  But it's a good thing. This is gonna make for a good show tonight. Four tired.

• 11:13Speaker 04

  Five openers, everyone's just going, yeah, I don't care.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  Are you gonna whip it out tonight?

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, I don't.

• 11:18Speaker 05

  I can't follow that.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't whip it out. I have, dude, first, can I say something right now?

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  After we got fined, he stopped doing that.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  First of all, I've never whipped, no.

• 11:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll get fined a million dollars.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  I've never whipped my penis out on stage, ever.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 11:32Speaker 05

  That's your whole thing.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  My butthole.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Butthole. Butthole is his thing.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Butthole. You know what I mean? But not my, not Toki the Dum Dum.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  That thing stays. That thing stays. No, we got fined in Vegas.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  That's my penis staying.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  No, we were in Vegas. Where were we?

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Toki the Dum Dum?

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we got fined in Atlanta. He showed his butthole in Atlanta.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  In high school, I used to call it that anyway.

• 11:50Speaker 05

  How do you show a butthole? Do you go all fours and?

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  Right there.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Like he does it.

• 11:55Speaker 05

  Oh, look at that.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  He does it too.

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  But I do it away from the crowd.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  It's Bobby's bit.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's my closer, dude. Anyway, um.

• 12:07Speaker 05

  Is that a phone you got going there?

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  It was an audience member's phone. They were like, can I have a picture with you? And I took his phone, took a picture of my butthole. Yeah, gave it back to him.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen his butthole?

• 12:15Speaker 04

  No.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  It's so nice.

• 12:16Speaker 05

  Is it red, like your hair?

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  It's pink.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. It's very pink. It's very pink.

• 12:20Speaker 05

  Red eye.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Cause a lot of buttholes are brown.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 12:24Speaker 05

  Guilty.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Is yours brown?

• 12:26Speaker 05

  Oh my god. Like that Indian guy you turned down.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, have you seen it?

• 12:33Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  How?

• 12:35Speaker 04

  Check it out. Check it out in the mirror before you shower. You gotta see what's going on.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta take a look.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, about eight years. Take a look?

• 12:40Speaker 05

  You ever stood over a mirror? That'll wake you up. Holy shit.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 12:44Speaker 05

  It's like the seventh circle of hell. It's like the valley of death down there.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  You lay it down on the ground.

• 12:51Speaker 05

  Lay it down and you squat right over it. Woo wee. You learn who you are.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:55Speaker 04

  That's crazy. When do you do that?

• 12:57Speaker 05

  Ah, usually around Christmas.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Lot of hair? What's going on down there?

• 13:02Speaker 05

  Lot of hair, lot of ball bag, lot of bee hole, lot of toilet paper.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you shave your shit? I shave.

• 13:07Speaker 05

  No.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  You shave or Shane?

• 13:09Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'll just show you my pubes. I mean, just like, like they're trim, they're trim.

• 13:16Speaker 05

  Gee, what do you got, C-section scar? You got the belly of a lady with three kids.

• 13:21Andrew Santino?

  I totally, he had like a fupa. He's got like a little baby fupa.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda cute.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  It's a cute little fupa.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Trying to lose weight, but alright.

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  You're trimming, you're trimming, you're not shaving.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I trim, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  That's the first thing that Shane said to you was that you look skinny. That was really nice.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  That was really nice, thank you.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  You're trim Jung Un.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  That's good, dude.

• 13:40Speaker 05

  I'll see you all in hell.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:42Speaker 05

  We're tired, we're gay.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  What's the time, what's the, how, how long until when you walk into the hotel room until you, until you jerk off? Immediately?

• 13:51Speaker 05

  Pretty immediate. I get the towel down, go right at it.

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  With the towel down?

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Why the towel?

• 13:56Speaker 05

  I wanna look at it.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 13:59Speaker 05

  Contrast.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  See the spread?

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  You get spread.

• 14:01Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got, okay.

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  What do you really think the time is? I think mine was like, maybe fifteen minutes.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  Fifteen, twenty.

• 14:08Speaker 05

  Unzip the bag, you put it in the corner and then you hit it.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Change the temperature a little bit, yeah.

• 14:12Speaker 05

  Plug the phone in.

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  Put my adopt kid in the bathroom.

• 14:15Speaker 05

  Yep, I do that.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  So there is a step by step.

• 14:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  And then finally you look at the bed and you go, okay.

• 14:21Speaker 05

  Now let me ask you this one. You guys ever just shoot it on the carpet?

• 14:24Speaker 04

  No, but Shale told me they did this and it bothered the fuck out of me.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy. You do that?

• 14:28Speaker 05

  Me neither.

• 14:31Speaker 05

  It's free, you feel like an American.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  But as you get older, you know what comes out? Just a Visine drop.

• 14:37Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah?

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  If, if you can hear it, this is what it sounds like.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  And that's it. And there's probably two sperms in there. Half, one of them's probably dead. But it's like, you know, when you get old, you know what I mean, that's what happens.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  Your sperm comes out with its hands behind his back, like an old Asian man?

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  Slowly, slowly, slowly.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, part. Whoa, yeah, that's what it does, dude.

• 15:00Speaker 05

  Slurping noodles.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Because you probably have still marshmallow shots, right?

• 15:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, for sure.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 15:06Speaker 04

  No, I'm curious as to what you mean.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but do you have a thick load, like is it, what?

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  Alright, alright, alright, alright.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  What, it's too much?

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're diving too deep.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  My bad.

• 15:16Speaker 04

  No, it's fine.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  Keep it up, keep it up top.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, keep it up top?

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Keep it up top.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he's the one that brought up the fucking.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but he did it very elegantly.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, he had a little class.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, mine was too, like vivid. Oh, my bad.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 15:28Speaker 05

  Now, we gotta, we gotta squash your beef.

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  You and I?

• 15:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:32Andrew Santino?

  Let's go.

• 15:32Speaker 05

  Well, you're going mad viral with these, uh, impressions.

• 15:37Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to steal your act, dude.

• 15:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  I'm stealing your act, dude.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  It's a good impression.

• 15:43Speaker 05

  It's very good.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Are you offended by it?

• 15:45Speaker 05

  No, but Nick Mullin and you should have a me off.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, Mullin is good at it.

• 15:49Speaker 05

  Oh, my God, he's killer.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  Let me see if I can, I'll just copy what you say, let's see.

• 15:55Speaker 05

  All right.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  I want to hear, I actually want to hear Mullin's.

• 15:56Speaker 05

  We should probably pull it up, it's pretty, I don't know if it's documented, but it's really good.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do Norman.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I, you do, you do it for, I'll do the third.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  I have to keep hearing him and then I can do it.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hey.

• 16:07Speaker 05

  Hey, hey, hey, I'm gay.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  Hey, I'm gay.

• 16:10Speaker 05

  This is pretty close.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  This is pretty close.

• 16:12Speaker 04

  That's the one, though.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:14Speaker 05

  Hey, yeah, when you go, when you, when you go, I'm gay, and then look away.

• 16:18Speaker 04

  He's got, he, I actually asked him to do it at the bar.

• 16:20Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 16:21Speaker 04

  Just now, I was like, do Norman.

• 16:22Speaker 05

  Oh, wow, it's very good.

• 16:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, you got.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  It does, I, I, I imagine it would bother you.

• 16:27Speaker 05

  No, I don't care.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  You know what's so funny is that when I first started doing it, it's only because I can't do, I can't do like celebrity, I can't do like when someone's like, they do an impression of this famous person, I can do people I'm friends with if I can, if I hear it and I go, I think I can reach that in my voice.

• 16:41Speaker 05

  Right.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  And yours is me just going, eh, here.

• 16:44Speaker 05

  Right.

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  I just tuck it back.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Here, here.

• 16:46Speaker 05

  Pretty good.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Bobby's impressions are unmatched, unmatched.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 05

  Who do you do?

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God, dude, do the, do the gangster.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  Do your gangster.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Hey, what's up, fool?

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:59Speaker 05

  Oh, really good.

• 17:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:01Speaker 05

  Good, damn.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  What's up, homie?

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  And then do your British guy.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 17:06Speaker 04

  Honestly, it was.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  My name is Benjamin.

• 17:08Speaker 05

  He just goes gay.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  Benjamin.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Eight years on a sketch show, national TV. In your face, dude.

• 17:14Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  Not SNL, I get it, but you know. What's so funny? It was on TV.

• 17:20Speaker 04

  No, Mad TV ruled.

• 17:22Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Ari Spears?

• 17:23Andrew Santino?

  It was pretty good.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why don't, see, that's what you do.

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  No, it was like-

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  That's what you do?

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, if SNL-

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  And it hurts.

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  If SNL was Coca-Cola, Mad TV was Pepsi. It was good.

• 17:33Speaker 05

  There you go.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  It was fine. If someone's like, you want to watch SNL? And they're like, is Mad TV okay?

• 17:37Speaker 05

  It's actually Crystal Pepsi because it's gone.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  Mad TV was very good.

• 17:44Speaker 05

  It was fun.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  Did you feel like you were, did you feel like you were in second position?

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's called ratings.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  No, but I mean, like, didn't you feel, didn't you feel like there were weeks where you were like, oh, this is, we're, we're a much better show?

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I mean, I knew we weren't because it's like when Mad TV ended, we ended when Amy Poehler retired from SNL, right? And immediately she's on TV shows and then I remember waiting in line on these auditions. And I remember running into like Ike and Jordan, all these guys and like just back in line.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  Look at all the people from that show that are killing though. Berenhalts, huge. Keegan and P, and Jordan Peele.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  I mean-

• 18:21Speaker 05

  He was on that?

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 18:22Speaker 05

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  They exploded.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  It really did.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  And the Kenny Rogers guy, what's his name?

• 18:30Speaker 04

  Will Sasso.

• 18:31Speaker 05

  Sasso. He's hilarious.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  There's so many funny people that came from that show and they just-

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  Blew up.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 18:36Speaker 05

  Michael McDonald.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but they like blew up.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:38Speaker 05

  Huge celebrities.

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they became like-

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  We were eighteenth, we were eighteenth on the variety thing.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I'm saying like those other people-

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's, that's, you know what? That's a big deal. Domino's, Domino's Pizza, DM, Domino's Pizza. It's my favorite.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  Remember, you remember when we were in high school, in high school, and you'd be sitting around and you'd be like, is someone gonna get a Domino's? You're like, who's gonna get the Domino's?

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  I'll get the Domino's.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  I used to steal money from my dad to get Domino's.

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because, you know, I mean, we couldn't, he wouldn't get it, so I would get it.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  You, where did your dad hide money?

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  Where did he hide his money?

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  His shoes.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Money shoes.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I would grab that shoe money, right? And I would buy Domino's.

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  Call Domino's up and it's perfect.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  It's perfect.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Whether you're by yourself, which I do, or you're with a group of friends, which Bobby loves.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  It's always good to order-

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  It's community food.

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  It's community food, but it could be you food.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  It's all right.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  I've eaten a whole pie. I mean, I've eaten, I think I could eat two.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  You could eat it anywhere. Like, you're in a corporate environment, you know, with the CEO, let's get some Domino's. But then you're a Burning Man with some hippies.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? You share it there, right?

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Or-

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Or-

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  You're just in the park.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's great. And they've stepped up again. The, the quality- And the um level of pizza has evolved.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  Domino's has evolved, so pick up some right now.

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

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• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Talkspace. You know what? Without therapy and businesses like Talkspace, I don't know how it exists.

• 21:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  It's so important and an integral part of how I live my life.

• 21:08Andrew Santino?

  It is true.

• 21:09Bobby Lee?

  Right? Because I've had a lot of trauma growing up, right? And I, you know, I've done Ian Dr, other trauma therapies and you can get it all through Talkspace.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

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• 21:50Bobby Lee?

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• 22:02Andrew Santino?

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• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  SPACE80.

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

  Have you been with someone where you like think of something's gonna land and they're like, "Hmm, I don't really like that kinda..."

• 22:15Speaker 05

  Oh, the story of my life. Are you kidding? Done that a million times.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  You said shit that I go, "Oh my god." It's like my Budapest story with Jamie Lee Curtis.

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, do you guys know this story?

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  No, what happened?

• 22:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  That's long, I don't wanna...

• 22:28Andrew Santino?

  Just give the bridge version.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  So I'm doing this movie with Jamie Lee Curtis, we're in Budapest, and she goes, "Meet me tomorrow, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna show you something, some education." So we show up and there's a bunch of actors there, I don't know anybody, and this is like the second day there, I don't know anybody, and also, you're self-conscious because you're like, "They can see through me, I'm not talented."

• 22:49Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  These are all, but these are all real actors, you know what I mean? I don't know how I got this, you know what I mean?

• 22:56Andrew Santino?

  I agree.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  So we were by this, we were by this river, and Jamie, and there was these bronze shoes along the river, right? And there was like this theatrical like Broadway star, Cheyenne Jackson, he's like this gay guy, and he's like super talented, he can sing, dance, all that stuff, right?

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's gay, you said that.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  And, and, okay, yeah. Yeah, and then Jamie goes, "But during the 1940s, Nazis occupation of Hungary, they lined up all these shoes, and they shot them on the river and they pushed them into the river, right? And that's why we have these bronze, right, you know what I mean, shoes on the riverbanks, right? And then Cheyenne Jackson goes, he starts crying, and he goes, "Oh my god, a little kid was shot here because look at these baby shoes." And I don't know what came over me, but I go, "It could have been a myth."

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  And he all walked away from me, right? And I sat there staring at these shoes going, "I think I'm fucking done, I think they're gonna fire me."

• 23:58Andrew Santino?

  That's the end of the business.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:59Andrew Santino?

  And that's why Borderlands did bad.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 24:02Andrew Santino?

  That's why that movie tanked, it ruined the entire vibe of the film.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  But you know, as a comic, were there comics there if you guys were there?

• 24:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it would have been, yeah, we would have had a lot.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  But yeah, yeah, but it's like, you know, actors are just so sensitive.

• 24:14Speaker 05

  They're the worst. I hate hanging out with them, they suck, they're not fun.

• 24:18Andrew Santino?

  How long did you, did you try to get on anything?

• 24:21Speaker 05

  I've auditioned for 9,000 things, I've never gotten one. Not one.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 24:27Speaker 05

  Gone in the room, done the self tape, I've gotten teachers and coaches.

• 24:32Speaker 04

  Eye contact.

• 24:33Speaker 05

  And maybe it's the eye contact.

• 24:34Andrew Santino?

  I sent that to Shane at the bar.

• 24:36Speaker 04

  Hey, don't do that.

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  I was like, you, Norman can't hold, it's like a dog, you gotta look away. I stare at you long enough.

• 24:43Speaker 05

  Can't do it.

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

  So like, take off your glasses, look at me for a second.

• 24:45Speaker 05

  That's gonna happen.

• 24:46Andrew Santino?

  Come on, do it.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Let's do a little acting scene here.

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  Let's see it.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:50Andrew Santino?

  Come on and try.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all right, look at Andrew.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  He can't do it.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he can't do it.

• 24:56Speaker 05

  It's too intense.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  You've never, you've never been in on anything?

• 24:59Speaker 05

  Not a thing.

• 25:02Andrew Santino?

  You've done yourself on Late Night and stuff like that?

• 25:03Speaker 05

  I've done, yeah, I've done stand up.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  But as an actor, you've never been in anything?

• 25:07Speaker 05

  Zilch. I was in Horace and Pete.

• 25:09Speaker 04

  Oh, that was great.

• 25:10Speaker 05

  Which Louis saw me do a set and he was like, you're weird, you wanna do with the show? And I was like, okay. Yeah, it was awesome, but if you watch it, I am clearly the worst thing in it.

• 25:19Speaker 04

  The auditions are impossible.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Impossible.

• 25:22Speaker 05

  The worst.

• 25:22Speaker 04

  I tried, I did like three.

• 25:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:25Speaker 04

  And they were just, I auditioned for Joker 2. And filmed it, O'Connor just filmed me on his phone in my kitchen in Queens. And I was like fake smoking a cigarette, I was like, what are these cunts doing? My line was just a racist line.

• 25:44Speaker 05

  You're better off not getting, that movie sucked anyway.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:47Speaker 04

  And then I didn't know you had to memorize the lines. I was going to auditions and just read it. I'd just read the fucking script.

• 25:53Speaker 05

  It's a lot of work.

• 25:54Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  People do though, that's the thing, there's certain like actors that can just get away with, they'll bring the sides and if they're, if their like attitude is, is, matches their talent, they don't give a fuck if they read off the lines. That always, I memorized everything I ever went out for, like everything, all the thousands of things I never got, I would sit up all night and memorize it, then I would see like cool guy walk in with the sides, and they'd come out smiling, be like, thanks a lot, Tim, and they love that guy.

• 26:19Speaker 04

  Well, I thought I could do that. I could not. Nervous.

• 26:22Speaker 05

  It's.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  Arm pits are sweating.

• 26:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  Mom spaghetti.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Like John Cho would be like, you know what I mean? We'd be on set about the film and he's like reading it. I go, what are you doing? He's like, I'm memorizing it now.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Because when did you memorize yours? Three weeks ago.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Every day.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

  Every day.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Twenty four hours a day, just laying in bed saying it.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  Like I was on the flight back to Chicago and who'd I sit next to?

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  You remember I called you and he goes, hey, man, say hi to your buddy Bobby Lee for me. And I said, oh, yeah, for sure. And he goes, tell him I'm sorry. And I, he was super genuine and I was like, sorry. I mean, I'm gonna, all right, I'll tell him you said, so then I called you immediately and I said,

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  I remember that.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  Why is he saying sorry?

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  We don't have to say his name.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  So it was my first acting job, right? And I didn't know what a jib was. I didn't know anything about the terminology.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? And there was this thing where the camera goes into my face and I kind of would move my head back because I got scared and then I had to say a line and I just couldn't do it. You know what I mean?

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  It was just like too much for me. You know what I mean? And the line was complicated or whatever, but you know, they cut the line, whatever. It's not necessary. And at the end of the day, I walked up to him and I go, um, hey, Mr. Will, thank you for the job. You know what I mean? And he had a cigar and he ashed it in my face.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  No way. Get out of here.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I went. And I walked away, yeah.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  And he turned around crying. Dude, I used to have directors go, get on your mark.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in the nineties, yeah. Hey, hey, get on your.

• 27:52Andrew Santino?

  The good old days.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  The good old days.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  You should have done tires, man.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 27:56Speaker 04

  We could have relived.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But it's like, you know what I mean? Back in the day, they were fucking mean.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  And I had all these traumatic experiences.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  But the term, you're right about the terminology that I have no idea. I don't act. And then I did a movie and the guy, he's yelling to find the lens. He's like, look at the fucking lens, find the lens.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:15Speaker 04

  I'm staring directly into the.

• 28:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  For the first three days, anytime I was talking, I'm looking directly down the barrel of the lens. There's so many scenes that are ruined.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:25Speaker 04

  And then on the fourth day, he says again, find the lens. And I'm like, you, you don't mean like look into the camera? And he was like, no. All right, like started a scene and I was just like, we're not gonna be able to use anything.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Because we don't, I didn't take a class.

• 28:41Speaker 05

  Right.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  One day they're just like, do you wanna be in this?

• 28:43Speaker 04

  That's crazy, you never did.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  And you show up and you're like, I can't do it.

• 28:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's scary. I was in Trainwreck and Apatow directs. So he's like, one of these riff guys, like, change it, make it your own, do it again. So you have to like, think of stuff on the fly. And he walked over to me and he's like, you're supposed to be funny. Like, I'm asking you to be funny. And I was like, oh, ah, and I was trying to be funny.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:04Speaker 05

  And then I got cut. Hey, I was trying to be.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  No, you know, it is, it's also painful when it's someone that like, I got one little tiny line in a Christopher Guest show. You know, that's, yeah, and he's phenomenal. I love everything he's done. But the audition was incredible and I did great. And I thought, this is awesome because we just improvised in the audition, me and him. And then on the day, I'm supposed to die. I'm a Confederate soldier that gets shot. And I, we did the scene and he was like, hmm, is that how you would die?

• 29:38Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, fuck. I don't know how to die. And I kept thinking about like, how to die. And then I got more and more nervous. Broner did that with me. And he's standing next to me and then Matt was like, what are you gonna do now? I was like, I don't fucking know. So then every time it came up, I got so nervous. I got so freaked out. But the end, what ended up happening is he was like, you're supposed to be a man who thinks he's a Confederate soldier. Would you overdramatize it a little bit? I was like, maybe.

• 30:11Speaker 04

  Just tell me what to do.

• 30:12Speaker 05

  Dude, no, he leaves you a little bread cracker. He wants you to get there, which is kinda rad, but then, then at one take, I thought it'd be funny to just be like, obnoxious. So I get shot and I go, ow, ow, ow, ow.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  And that's the one they used.

• 30:27Speaker 04

  That's great.

• 30:28Speaker 05

  Really?

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that was on make up. Cause at that point, I was like, well, I did everything I thought I should have done. Obviously he doesn't care anymore. Maybe he's gonna cut away from me anyway. So I did it and that's on the show. I slowly fall going, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I was like, why would he? But that's why he did it to be like, do something else.

• 30:47Speaker 05

  Be funny, be silly.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  But it's, it's, but it's hard to, cause it's either they're being, they're being like really harsh. Or they're like, I'm trying to trick your brain into doing something else. Not, well.

• 30:59Speaker 04

  The worst is uh, trying to fucking improv. And they're just like, cut.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  Like McKeever, when we're doing tires, a lot of it, we're fucking around and just trying to find something funny. And like, you're like, I think I gotta, you just hear someone go, just cut. Middle of the joke, you're like, damn.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  But you don't get nervous on tires, it's your show. So you must feel comfortable.

• 31:19Speaker 05

  And you're you on the show.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:21Speaker 05

  That's nice.

• 31:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's where you wanna get to.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  That's the dream.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  That's the dream.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Is anybody not them on the show? I'm trying to think.

• 31:30Speaker 04

  No.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, like Kayla's the.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  Kyla's.

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  Kyla's an exact. Yeah, but she, but that's still a play out of like a.

• 31:36Speaker 04

  A little. A little.

• 31:38Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 31:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, she's never acted or done comedy or anything. We were just.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  I thought she, I thought she acted.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  No.

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she's good.

• 31:45Speaker 04

  Like you're be yourself as the best you can.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  So nobody, there's nobody.

• 31:49Speaker 04

  No one.

• 31:49Speaker 05

  Stavros a little, he's like a mean guy.

• 31:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Stavros is a great actor.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  He acts like he likes Mom Donnie, he's been doing that.

• 31:58Speaker 05

  Well, he wants that free grocery store.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  We got a guy in our crew that uh, you have to do us one little favor at some point is let um, Carlos is a big, is a massive fan and take off your hat so you can see. You think that guy couldn't work in a mechanic shop?

• 32:12Speaker 05

  Holy hell, that scared the shit out of me.

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  We think you need to put him just walking through the background of tires at the shop. Because he's a mechanic, I mean, that's a born mechanic right there.

• 32:22Speaker 04

  Brother, um, I'm balding and I keep saying I'm gonna be man enough to not fix it. Damn.

• 32:34Speaker 04

  Fucking wild. I respect it.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  You know how, you know how women have that thing about like the hat, the hat game? Guys that are like, what are they without the hat? Put the hat back on.

• 32:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Look at how fucking handsome this man is with a hat. It's unbelievable.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that is the greatest chameleon I've ever seen in my life.

• 32:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, you look like movie director without the hat, your, your bus station.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  Child porn director.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  And I know Shane, that you offered me a rolling tires.

• 33:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  And I didn't do it because I just, at that time, I didn't want to do an Asian accent. But now I'm doing Asian accents again. So if you want, you know what I mean?

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  Hey, let me do his Asian accent. I do it on this thing all the time.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  I mean, if there was ever a part in there, you know what I mean? I'll do it for free.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  No, don't give him anything.

• 33:20Speaker 04

  I think your character was gonna have a American accent.

• 33:23Speaker 05

  Boo.

• 33:24Speaker 04

  It was gonna be, you were gonna be the interpreter for an Asian tire company.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not what my agent said. My agent said that you're doing, you have a thick Asian accent.

• 33:31Speaker 04

  We, it's fluid. Finish the script day of.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  This guy's got such a good team. They're always keeping him abreast on everything.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  They're the worst. They're the worst.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  He's a business manager that's a hundred and five. I'm not, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

• 33:44Speaker 04

  Man in high school.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  He is, he, I'll call that guy sometimes and I'm like, hey, we need to put money in the account so we can, for our tour. And he's like, we'll get around to it. I'm like, no, we need it like now.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  He also does Stevie Wonder's manager and stuff like, you know what I mean? He does other people.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  He does not do Stevie Wonder.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  His manager, not Stevie Wonder.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Just the manager.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  All right. So then get, let's get, Shane will give you a new part. Let's, can you, let's see you do a scene then to, to pitch yourself to Shane.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about? What are you doing?

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 34:23Speaker 04

  I had no idea you were foreign.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:26Speaker 04

  That makes sense.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's an American citizen now. We got him naturalized this past year. Thank God. So back off Ice.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  Give him, go ahead. Let's hear it. Here you go. Just give it to Bob.

• 34:37Speaker 05

  Oh shit.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's your audition for tires.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 34:43Speaker 04

  All right.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Are you being fucking real, dude? What part am I playing?

• 34:47Speaker 04

  Uh, it's called Jing Chong Bing Bo.

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'll be O'Connor.

• 34:57Speaker 04

  I'll be the lady. Yeah.

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna be O'Connor. All right, here we go. Let's do it.

• 35:02Speaker 04

  All right.

• 35:04Speaker 04

  Hey, you're finally back. Where'd you go? Your car's ready.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  We were watching the Penn State game at the diner. Very good playing.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  Cut. Cut, cut, cut, cut.

• 35:14Speaker 04

  It's not gay.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  Who's that voice?

• 35:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  Who is that?

• 35:16Speaker 04

  Sucking up.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm playing a character.

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  Just be you.

• 35:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, be you.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 35:20Speaker 04

  A little more.

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  Sucking up to Shane.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, I was, I had made a two.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  You know what you did at the beginning of the podcast?

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  Just do that here.

• 35:30Speaker 04

  All right.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  You ready?

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Can I just, I need to resolve this. What are you doing, guy?

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Just giving you, I'm trying to get you the on the show.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you're making it really uncomfortable.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  I just want to get you on the show.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  You, it, listen dude, all right? I was just kidding.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny to be like, I haven't aside with someone, but in front of the people.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  Get on the show.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Don't interrupt me, though.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  You got it, I won't.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sorry about that.

• 35:54Speaker 04

  Hey, you're finally back. Where'd you go? Your car's ready.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  We were watching the Penn State game at the diner.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  It's the same voice. It's the exact same voice that you did before. You didn't even change it a little bit.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, I'll just do it like this, the way I'm talking now.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 36:08Speaker 04

  No, a little bit.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  Come on, maybe you.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're gonna be nervous. What, dude, first of all, can I just, I'm absolutely nervous right now, dude.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  No, why?

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to do this right now, dude.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  I actually.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm drowning.

• 36:19Speaker 04

  I don't like trying to read.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, I'm fucking drowning right now, dude. I feel like I'm sweating.

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna kill it.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not kidding, I'm drowning, dude.

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 36:26Speaker 04

  He's so good. All right.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  Acting's hard.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Come on.

• 36:30Speaker 04

  It's getting better.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  It is getting a little bit better.

• 36:33Speaker 04

  Do it, do it as.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  You should do it in my.

• 36:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, try to do it as Norman.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I can't do it. Anyway, go.

• 36:38Speaker 04

  Hey, hey, you're finally back. Where'd you go? Your car's ready.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  We were watching the Penn State game at the diner. Very good playing. Do you like?

• 36:45Speaker 04

  What? They, uh, they play on Saturdays.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, must have been a rerun.

• 36:49Speaker 04

  All right, uh, anyway, your car's ready. Here's the total cash or card.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Eight hundred and forty dollars? I only got one tire.

• 36:58Speaker 05

  An hour.

• 36:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was good. I recommend you get three more since one won't solve your hydroplaning problem.

• 37:05Speaker 05

  Why is it so expensive, dude?

• 37:07Speaker 04

  Is that your daughter?

• 37:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm his American daughter.

• 37:12Speaker 04

  Don't worry, we're not ice. You guys love that ice joke.

• 37:17Speaker 05

  That's the guy.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, we're that cheap.

• 37:25Speaker 05

  Who's Cal?

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  You. You just did it. Oh.

• 37:28Speaker 05

  I thought it was Will.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  You're doing both.

• 37:29Speaker 05

  Okay, good. That's the guy. You're sick, dude.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  Can you ask your American daughter to step away, sir? Let's have a private conversation.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  You're scaring me, guys. What's going on?

• 37:42Speaker 04

  You didn't do the Korean.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  If Bobby speaks in Korean, clicks his tongue at Jules.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Oh, you go... I don't know the... I don't know how to say this in Korean.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're scaring me, guys. What's going on?

• 37:58Speaker 04

  Is that Korean?

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't think you got the show.

• 38:03Speaker 04

  Can you speak Korean?

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you got it. Who wrote this, by the way? You did, Carlos? Really good stuff.

• 38:08Speaker 04

  Oh, that's good.

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  Carlos is a screenwriter.

• 38:11Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 38:13Speaker 04

  It was good.

• 38:16Speaker 05

  Really?

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  Former rabbit tail writers.

• 38:18Speaker 05

  Was he hard to work with? Thank you.

• 38:22Speaker 04

  Who's that? My mom's here.

• 38:24Speaker 05

  Oh, Bobby's mom!

• 38:27Speaker 04

  My mom's here, dude.

• 38:29Speaker 05

  Oh, she looks younger than you.

• 38:31Speaker 04

  Mom. Oh, my God, Mom.

• 38:35Speaker 05

  Oh, boy.

• 38:36Speaker 04

  What's going on, Mom? Who's the lucky guy?

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Hems! You know what, Carlos? We gotta get you hems, dude.

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  For real? We gotta get you some hems, dude.

• 38:47Speaker 05

  Holy hell.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

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• 39:06Bobby Lee?

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• 39:11Andrew Santino?

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• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Ridge Wallet! Oh, God, I love those things.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  These things are so great, and here's why I love these things. Now, they're slim and sleek. Your big bulky wallet that you got in your pocket, Costanza, get it out of there, right? You're gonna hurt you at a disk sitting on that stupid thing. You can say hello to Ridge 2.0, the most refined version of the Ridge Wallet. Everything's better in the Ridge 2.0, 10% lighter, and also, they made it more modular and improved with these cash straps and money clips on there. So sleek.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  You know what I like? It's made with premium materials like aluminum, titanium, and carbon fiber. Holds up to 12 cards plus cash.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  That's right. It's amazing. Also, it's got RFID blocking technology. People cannot steal your information off of your cards that sit inside of here, and it is incredible.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  If you like the Philadelphia Eagles, could you get one that looks like the Philadelphia Eagles?

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  You could get an Eagles color or the Eagles if you want it.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Because it features every NFL, MLB, and college team. Perfect for holding, perfect for holiday gifting, especially since Ridge is having their biggest sale of the year right now.

• 40:40Andrew Santino?

  Right now?

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Right now.

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  Wait, do they have, how many colors? They have like 50?

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  50 plus.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  50 colors? Well, for a limited time, Ridge is having their huge holiday sale. Head to ridge.com, that's R-I-D-G-E dot com, to get up to 47% off your order.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  This is by far the biggest discount they're giving all year. That's ridge.com for up to 47% off your order during their biggest sale of the year.

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  After you purchase, they're gonna ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them that we sent you.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  ShipStation, we have a business.

• 41:08Andrew Santino?

  Yes, we do.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  And if we, we only use the best here at Bad Friends.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  ShipStation.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

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• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  ShipStation centralizes your shipping tasks into one easy platform and their rate browser automatically finds you best rates across more than 200 carriers at discounts up to 90%.

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  That's incredible, man. 90%. You can automate repetitive or tedious tasks. You can save time, reduce errors. And I'm telling you, if you have a business, it doesn't matter how big, how small, you need to use ShipStation. Upgrade to shipping software that does more than keep up with your business. ShipStation propels it forward. Start your 60 day free trial at shipstation.com/badfriends.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  That's shipstation.com/badfriends.

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  Should we bang a gong or anything? Should we bow? Hold on.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:16Andrew Santino?

  Hello, Mark.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  My friend Mark. Hi, Mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  Nice to meet you. Mrs. Lee?

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Miss Lee. Yeah.

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  Miss Lee.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why? Because dad died. Dad died.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, shit. That's right.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you were there. We were there, remember? That was a bad day.

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  You ever thought about remarried? Getting back on the horse?

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Did you ever have any fantasies after dad died with other men or no? Okay.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  No. Why? Why can we upfront?

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  When we were growing up, when I was growing up, right? I would tell her everything. They are too old. Oh, right. I don't like old men. Okay.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  You like BTS? Younger. Yeah. But they're not gonna go out with me. Well, how about 37? That's too old.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  You're too old.

• 43:14Speaker 05

  About 20.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  20? Yeah, okay, get mom.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  What do you, but what, how about like height you want? Do they have to be tall? Do they have to be tall and big?

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  Tall.

• 43:24Andrew Santino?

  Tall.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  Tall.

• 43:24Andrew Santino?

  Got to be tall.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Like how tall?

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  Shane's tall.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  6'2". 6'2".

• 43:28Andrew Santino?

  Shane's tall.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  6'3". Right? Yes.

• 43:34Speaker 04

  Remember those nasty things you said about me?

• 43:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  It's all come crashing down now.

• 43:39Speaker 04

  I'm 20 and I'm, yeah. Good, good, 20 and 16. Yeah.

• 43:43Andrew Santino?

  Do you like?

• 43:43Speaker 04

  Are you staying at the hotel? Are you staying here? I better. Oh, yeah.

• 43:50Andrew Santino?

  She can.

• 43:50Speaker 04

  You wanna go to the president's suite?

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Shane, Shane, what are you doing?

• 43:55Andrew Santino?

  He can fix that throat.

• 43:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's my mom, you know what I mean?

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  Little throat coat.

• 43:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You speak Korean? Oh, yeah. Oh, you do? Yeah. Really?

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, have you seen his SNL audition?

• 44:07Speaker 04

  I see.

• 44:10Speaker 04

  Say something.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  Pull it up.

• 44:14Speaker 04

  How, how you say, "I love you" in Korean?

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  I think he says neuter.

• 44:19Speaker 04

  How do I say it? How you say, "I love you" in Korean? I don't know how racist I can be right now.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  I don't wanna actually do it, but.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  No, my mom can take it.

• 44:30Speaker 04

  Okay, well, what you say, "I love you" in Korean is? 사랑해요. Oh, man, I love you long time.

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 44:37Speaker 04

  Long time no see. Yeah, I'm sorry.

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  Long time no see.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  사랑해요.

• 44:41Speaker 04

  I'm sorry.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  사랑해요.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  사랑해요.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 사랑해요.

• 44:44Speaker 04

  사랑 is love.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  Love is I.

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  That sounds like the same, that sounds like the same rhythm when you walk into a sushi joint. You know, when they, when there's your, "사랑해요", it's the same thing.

• 44:56Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  "I love you", that means "I love you city fish".

• 44:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 45:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, 20, okay.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  Are you okay with the white man, the round eye? Or do you prefer?

• 45:05Speaker 04

  No problem with me.

• 45:06Andrew Santino?

  No problem. What's that?

• 45:07Speaker 04

  Go to meta colors.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really? Even black?

• 45:11Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, you better watch out, Bobby.

• 45:14Speaker 04

  Spanish, you know?

• 45:15Andrew Santino?

  Spanish, yeah, well. Did you ever date a black guy?

• 45:18Speaker 04

  Korean, yeah.

• 45:19Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever date a black guy or a Spanish man? Did you ever date a Spanish man?

• 45:22Speaker 04

  No. No? No, you have? No.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no.

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, sounds like a little family secrets about to come out.

• 45:33Speaker 01

  Just dreaming, not in real life.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  Just dreaming.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  I think you've only been with, you've only been with dad, right? Yeah.

• 45:40Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

  Shane, come on.

• 45:42Speaker 04

  It feels a little Akashi.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Mom, did you get work done on your face? Did you get any botox or anything?

• 45:53Speaker 01

  Are you kidding? You didn't give me money for that?

• 45:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh.

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  You gotta pay for it, buddy.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  You look great.

• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  Nice.

• 45:59Speaker 01

  I'm only eighty-two. What do you expect?

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow, eighty-two, dude.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  You look amazing.

• 46:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm gonna live up to hundred.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  I hope, I hope so, mom. I hope so.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  No, me.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I want you to.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you won't. No, no.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no, ninety.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  You think I'll die at ninety?

• 46:15Speaker 01

  Hundred.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  You wanna go hundred. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:18Andrew Santino?

  But how old will he? He'll be ninety when he dies?

• 46:20Speaker 01

  No, he gonna be hundred-two.

• 46:22Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, we have long life in our general, you know, DNA, so.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we have long livers.

• 46:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, my father live up to ninety-six years.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  Forty-six.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  But, but not on dad's side of the family.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  They die early. Yeah, they die.

• 46:37Speaker 01

  You are my life.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm your life.

• 46:39Speaker 01

  Your mom's life.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:41Speaker 04

  You're such a nice mom.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  She's cool.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  Wonderful.

• 46:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, and you're very beautiful.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  She put me through three rehabs.

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  Three rehabs?

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Remember the rehabs?

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Not just the ones I can do.

• 46:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, damn.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  Those are good, the good old days.

• 46:59Speaker 01

  We have to.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, I'm sober now again.

• 47:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, for what? For what, drinking?

• 47:06Speaker 04

  Yeah. Pussy.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  I don't smoke.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm saying, I'm sober.

• 47:13Speaker 01

  You are?

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  I don't know how long, but.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Almost four years again.

• 47:18Speaker 01

  What?

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  Four years almost again.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  How come it's always four years?

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  I relapse every time, every four years.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  It does feel like four years, yeah.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  Every four years I relapse, yeah.

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  It's almost time. The witching hour.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:29Andrew Santino?

  It's coming.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you think I will?

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  I hope not.

• 47:33Speaker 04

  I'd like to be around there for that. You get to see that.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  I would hate it.

• 47:36Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  Please, God, don't.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell them what I'm like.

• 47:38Andrew Santino?

  It's really not fun.

• 47:39Speaker 04

  Were you, were you sober when you drove me home from that comedy club that time?

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I was. I don't think I was.

• 47:46Speaker 04

  Cause we drove for like three hours.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I was.

• 47:49Speaker 04

  Of the comedy club. And I didn't want to say anything.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think I was.

• 47:54Speaker 04

  Just miss every exit on the GPS.

• 47:55Speaker 05

  Wow, that's the Asian.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  I know, I couldn't tell. And then, oh yeah, no, you were definitely not sober, because you were like, we better hurry, hurry up and get home, because these pills are about to kick in.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 48:05Speaker 04

  I was like, oh shit. Did you know your mom was coming?

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  We should have told you.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  No, you know what?

• 48:11Speaker 05

  No, you should have told.

• 48:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  It was a good surprise.

• 48:14Speaker 05

  Got it.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 48:20Speaker 01

  I've seen that so many times.

• 48:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:23Speaker 05

  What? He does it all the time. Oh, alright. He loves it.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can meet the nomia, you got, I don't know.

• 48:28Speaker 04

  Oh, true.

• 48:29Speaker 01

  The Korean.

• 48:30Speaker 05

  Here it is.

• 48:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:31Speaker 05

  Boy.

• 48:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:32Speaker 05

  Wants to start their plotting our demise.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you smell it, mom?

• 48:36Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Uh-huh.

• 48:37Speaker 01

  I have a nose like a dog, I can smell, you know, far away.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:42Speaker 05

  That was, that was for your dad. That was one for the dad.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  That was Rappa.

• 48:45Speaker 05

  Yeah. What's his name, Rick Shaw? Alright.

• 48:52Speaker 05

  319.

• 48:55Speaker 05

  That makes sense, because you'd have to have the lead, but.

• 48:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:02Speaker 05

  That's crazy. We're having a good time.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Mom, what have you been doing, though?

• 49:06Speaker 01

  Hmm?

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  What have you been doing with yourself?

• 49:08Speaker 05

  I assume.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:10Speaker 01

  A lot of things.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Like, tell me.

• 49:11Speaker 01

  I do, I, I, I iPad all day. I have a two of this.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You have two iPads?

• 49:18Speaker 01

  Hmm, I, yeah.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:19Speaker 01

  Because one, you bought for me, one, Steven bought for me.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  See, that's all, you take him all day.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:26Speaker 05

  She's iPad queen, she loves the iPads.

• 49:28Speaker 01

  Like, I play, you know, games.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Solitaire?

• 49:31Speaker 01

  Solitaire and War game, you know.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:34Speaker 05

  War game.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  War game, yeah, yeah.

• 49:37Speaker 01

  Korean War? Yeah. No. English.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Mom.

• 49:41Speaker 01

  I don't talk.

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Mom, tell us about the Korean War. You were a kid, right?

• 49:46Speaker 01

  Oh, I was like seven.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Seven.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  What was the worst thing you saw at the Korean? Which is funny.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  You know, dead people on the street.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:54Speaker 01

  Dead people on the street.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  On the street.

• 49:56Speaker 01

  Oh shit.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:57Speaker 01

  We live by the mountain, right?

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:00Speaker 01

  A lot of people, you know, on the mountain.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dead mountain people, huh?

• 50:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  It's like LA.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And did you, what, did you poke their bodies and what'd you do?

• 50:09Speaker 01

  You stole their shoes.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  What'd you do? I mean, when you walked by?

• 50:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, dead. I shouldn't. I have to, I don't have to poke them.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, was it scary?

• 50:17Speaker 01

  Because I was so young, you know?

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:20Speaker 01

  Seven is so young. To me, most like games, you know?

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  So I don't have a bad memory about war, you know?

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  So how'd you get out? I never fight with them.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  So we invaded to south, I mean, west and south.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, then we know how, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't, do you like North Koreans?

• 50:41Speaker 01

  No. I don't have a reason to hate them.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Good answer, Mom.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  Except, you know, politics, you know?

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:49Speaker 01

  Because they are same people.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  They are the same people, yeah.

• 50:52Speaker 01

  They speak the same, they look the same.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  You love all Asians?

• 50:55Speaker 01

  Hmm?

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  You love all Asians?

• 50:57Speaker 04

  No, not the Japanese.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Not the Japanese?

• 51:00Speaker 01

  I love, you know?

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  What did the Japanese do to us?

• 51:04Speaker 01

  They, uh, they are con- conquered, I mean, they, uh, more like, uh, the韩国.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  They occupied.

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Occupied. Oh shit.

• 51:11Speaker 04

  They're mean.

• 51:12Speaker 01

  Forty years.

• 51:13Speaker 04

  They're mean.

• 51:14Speaker 01

  No, thirty-seven years?

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thirty-seven years, yeah.

• 51:16Speaker 01

  Oh, they're very mean.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  You know what Dad told me once?

• 51:18Speaker 01

  We couldn't eat because they took all our rice to Japan.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  You don't take the rice, you don't take the rice.

• 51:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's why we, you know? Take everything, you leave the rice.

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  Leave the rice, dude.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  Average was so short that time.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 01

  Because Korea is the tallest one in Asia.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  But then at, during that time, we couldn't eat.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:35Speaker 01

  There's like a shrink. Then after Korean War, they grow up, so now they are kind of average.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm average? I think I'm small.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  You're average.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm average for being Korean? I don't think so.

• 51:51Speaker 01

  I'm my family.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  In your family? Yeah. The Lee family, I'm average. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:55Speaker 04

  You're the tallest in the family?

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I am. No, Eddie, my cousin.

• 51:59Speaker 01

  No, my family, my, your K T D family.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what Dad said once? You know what Dad said once about the Japanese? Long time ago. Long time ago. They used to tie us a Korean by ankle with rope, right? Hang us upside down. I'm like, okay, Dad.

• 52:24Speaker 01

  And they took out the nail.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take nail, take nail, right?

• 52:27Speaker 01

  Or to there.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  And then he said.

• 52:29Speaker 05

  Is that why you guys own those salons? Is that how it started?

• 52:35Speaker 05

  Good question.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  That's actually fair.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a fair question.

• 52:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's actually maybe true. It's a fair.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  And he said, um, they used to dunk us in a boiling water.

• 52:46Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So they would, you would, you'd pop in a layer of skin, you know what I mean? And then eventually you would die. But I was eight years old when Dad told me that.

• 52:55Speaker 01

  And they do like, you know, extra from they put this, you know, experience, you know?

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 53:03Speaker 01

  For Korean, like the Jewish.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 53:05Speaker 05

  Ah, the tattoo.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the tattoo.

• 53:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, chemical things.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the chemical things, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:10Speaker 05

  Yikes.

• 53:10Speaker 01

  I'm here to.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  Not Japan ones.

• 53:13Speaker 01

  I mean, not the people, they don't know.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's the military, the military. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  That's why we had to drop a bomb on them twice.

• 53:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, because I want, I want that.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? He just, we dropped a bomb on them twice.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  Oh, twice?

• 53:32Speaker 05

  Nagasaki.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

• 53:34Speaker 01

  The once?

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  No, twice.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  You'd think one would be enough.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:38Speaker 05

  They didn't learn.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  They didn't learn.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  What for again?

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we did drop one.

• 53:42Speaker 01

  They did it first. They did it to.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, Pearl Harbor.

• 53:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, they started it.

• 53:47Speaker 01

  They started it.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  They started it, those bastards. Yeah.

• 53:50Speaker 04

  They deserved it.

• 53:51Speaker 05

  They deserved it.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  They kind of.

• 53:52Speaker 01

  Oh, I couldn't, oh, they're gonna hate me, you know?

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 53:56Speaker 01

  I cannot go Japan anymore. If you say one thing like this.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:00Speaker 01

  You cannot go to Japan.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Shane, any questions about my mom or no?

• 54:05Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, you nervous?

• 54:07Speaker 04

  Do you know who?

• 54:08Speaker 01

  Don't tell me any question.

• 54:10Speaker 04

  Yeah. You like Dennis Rodman?

• 54:12Speaker 01

  Is that your name?

• 54:13Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 54:15Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's Dennis Rodman, mom. Yeah, he played for the Bulls. Yeah, yeah.

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  Sure. Who's that guy that knocked up your mom? Dennis Rodman. He's selling out arenas all over the country doing stand-up. It's wild.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Mom, he's the biggest comedian on Earth, planet Earth.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:34Speaker 01

  I'm sorry. I don't know what you mean.

• 54:36Speaker 04

  That's okay.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's, he's really good.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  What's his name?

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  Shane?

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  Yes, exactly.

• 54:44Speaker 01

  Shane?

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  Shane?

• 54:46Speaker 04

  Shane Gillis.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Shane.

• 54:48Speaker 01

  Oh, my God. It's harder than my name.

• 54:50Speaker 04

  What's your name?

• 54:51Speaker 01

  Changja.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  Changja.

• 54:53Speaker 04

  That's what I guessed. Hold on, what is it?

• 54:57Speaker 01

  Changja.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Changja.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  Hey. Better remember that.

• 55:01Speaker 01

  You gotta remember that.

• 55:04Speaker 04

  I can't. I feel bad.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  Here's what we'll do. We'll thank the boys so we can get, they can rest and get ready for the show. And then we'll finish with the family.

• 55:11Speaker 04

  Okay, great.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  All right. Thank you so much.

• 55:13Speaker 04

  Thank you, guys.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  I love you guys. Thank you, man. Thank you for coming. All right.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to Bad Friends 300th episode.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  Today, we have Jules, Rudy Jules, Juliana.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  And then we got my mom.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  And Miss Lee.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Miss, Miss Lee's here, my mom.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  And wow, let's, let's go around the room what we're grateful for.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, that's what we do at 300.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, you want to say?

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what are you grateful for?

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm grateful for, um, you.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  I really, I really am, honestly, I do, I am grateful for you.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  I think that we, um, we have a good thing going here.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  We got a good thing going.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I'm really blessed.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  You are, you're very, we're very blessed.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm also grateful for my mom still being alive.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  Hell yeah.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  And looking so good at 82.

• 56:18Andrew Santino?

  That's 25 more years.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's a great mother and, um, she's, she can still count, which is amazing. She can still count, which is amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of you guys' thing.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Do you know the ABCs? Exactly. And that's what's good about that too.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Because she knew what I said.

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  She did. She doesn't, she doesn't.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  She just want to share it. She want to brag. And so I'm grateful for my mom, you know what I mean? She has her Dora the Explorer haircut, which is pretty cool.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so pretty. Yeah. Did you dye it? What's going on with your hair, ma?

• 56:51Speaker 01

  Today, we're gonna be Korean.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  I like your hair. It looks really nice.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  Very nice.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  Dye and have a little bit bridge.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Jules is growing up, you know?

• 57:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  Your hair's gotten so long too.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  You long?

• 57:05Andrew Santino?

  Are you gonna keep it going? How long? Down to like, down to the floor?

• 57:09Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Why? You think that looks good?

• 57:12Speaker 01

  It didn't go. Maybe.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Is that, is that a thing in Filipino culture to have really long hair?

• 57:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:18Andrew Santino?

  Like, girls always have really long hair?

• 57:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  You have like a share thing going on. Remember Cher?

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  Cher, Cher. Yeah. Remember Cher?

• 57:27Andrew Santino?

  She's not dead. Is she dead?

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  You remember Cher? No, she's still alive. Do you believe? What? Bono?

• 57:36Speaker 01

  He died.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  Bono's alive.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  No. No. Sonny Bono.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Sonny Bono, Sonny Bono.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Remember, a tree killed him? A tree killed Sonny Bono. A tree.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  He was skiing.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  He was skiing and it, you know.

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  He hit a tree.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  He hit a tree. And he died.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  Which if you've ever gone skiing, it's pretty hard to do. To like, hit a tree and die.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  Because it's easier to avoid them if you've skied before.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:02Andrew Santino?

  Right? Wasn't he like a good skier?

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Probably not.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Burn.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  Burn. Real burn. Mom, I've been seeing a girl for eight months. Just never mind. No, she's not Korean, no.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  Very sweet.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  She's white.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  Pretty. She's white, though.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  I know, but you're Korean, and you're American?

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, American.

• 58:26Speaker 01

  Well, you're over fifty, I I cannot control you.

• 58:31Andrew Santino?

  What kind of girl do you want him to be with?

• 58:33Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna say it.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  No, no, say it.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  You're never gonna have one.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  No, a Korean girl.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  You know what I want.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  You want a Korean girl? They don't like me, Mom.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they do. You don't try.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  I try all the time.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  You don't try with Korean girls.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Korean girls don't like me.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  He likes white girls. He doesn't go for Korean girls.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  I, no, I like a lot of Korean girls, dude. They don't like me. Bigishiro, they think I'm bigishiro.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  What does that mean, hideous?

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Ugly.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Bigishiro.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  I got it.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:58Speaker 01

  You're not bigishiro.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm bigishiro.

• 59:00Speaker 01

  You just look like me, you are not bigishiro.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I look like Dad, and Dad, Dad was bigishiro.

• 59:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're the pretty one. And Mom, Dad, Steve looks like you. And everyone goes, I look like Dad, and Dad was ugly.

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  He wasn't ugly. You have your mom's He was

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  I have your humor.

• 59:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  He has your brains, and your heart, and your heart, and he's got his father's body.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  How he knows about me?

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  See, I can feel it.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Steve's a lot more like Dad. Steve is, our brother, my brother.

• 59:30Speaker 01

  Dad is a very smart man.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 59:33Speaker 01

  I mean, street smart, you know?

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, street smart, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  Like you.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm street smart?

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm not.

• 59:43Speaker 01

  You have brain in my family, okay?

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 59:46Speaker 01

  You got brain.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  I got a brain.

• 59:48Speaker 01

  Good brain, yeah.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Good brain.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  You respect your mom, but the good brain.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, that you have to do.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I respect my mom.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  You better.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you sing, Mom? I don't, I, I never heard you sing growing up.

• 1:00:00Speaker 01

  Growing up?

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Like, sing? Do you sing?

• 1:00:03Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Nobody likes me singing.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  No, I wanna hear it.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  I wanna hear some singing.

• 1:00:08Speaker 01

  So I sing all by myself, because I wanna, you know, don't forget the, you know, lyrics and Korean and English.

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  Will you sing? Will you sing right now?

• 1:00:18Speaker 01

  Raise me up. No, I'm not gonna.

• 1:00:20Andrew Santino?

  Please, raise me up.

• 1:00:22Speaker 01

  You raise me up.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  You raise me up.

• 1:00:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  Come on, come on.

• 1:00:27Speaker 01

  I, I don't, I don't remember.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  You don't like it?

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  You raise me up.

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  Down and all my. Ah, yeah, no, no.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  She got the wrong one.

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  You raise me up.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you raise me up. Okay, okay, let's go. Ready?

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  And I am down and all my soul. You got the chilindé, I'm a.

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  We tried.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  I tried.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Take two. When I am down and oh, my soul so weary. When troubles come. What is the first one?

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  Is this by Josh Groban, the one you have over there? Here we go, ready? You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains. You raise me up to walk on stormy seas. I am strong when I am on your shoulders. You raise me up to more than I can be. Yeah. Thank you, Bad Friends, for 300 episodes. We love you. I hope we do 300 more, maybe more than that. We really appreciate the fans. We love you guys so much. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

• 1:01:55Speaker 01

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimist, pessimist, for long distance love. For introverts and extroverts, the thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.