Lamorne Morris Walks Off After Bobby Lee’s Fart

Actor and comedian Lamorne Morris enters TigerBelly. Bobby opens with a song, then spirals into Raya jealousy, and Khalyla joins with spam musubi. We talk etched abs, red light therapy, Ambien paranoia, losing out on New Girl, first-class fart trauma, sour balls, Coachella scarves and Spider-Man: Noir. Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits™ by going to www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly. That’s www.joinbilt.com/belly. https://www.joinbilt.com/belly Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you: www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly to sign up for Bilt today. Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little Bluechew. Discover your options at www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Speaker 01

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• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Helix, man, I, my sleep has improved dramatically since I've been sleeping on a Helix mattress. Um, improvements, A-OK, number one. Has your Helix mattress upgraded your bedroom home? Yes, it has. Every room in my house is elevated to a beautiful, comfortable sleeping place. For one, human beings and other, um, living beings can sleep on, you know? Um, you can personalize it, can you not?

• 1:32Speaker 03

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• 1:45Speaker 04

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• 2:02Speaker 05

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• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Hey guys! I'm so excited because, guess what? Me and my friend Matthew Mendy, we created a graphic novel.

• 2:24Speaker 06

  Yes we did.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  And it's called... I know we did.

• 2:27Speaker 06

  I know.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  It's called Dead Weight.

• 2:29Speaker 06

  Like you.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I did lose weight. I did lose weight, okay? And it's a graphic novel, and guess what? We're gonna be at Comic Con, July 24th on a Thursday. And we have a little room there. We want you to come, and we're gonna talk about the graphic novel. How it was, the origin stories of how we got together.

• 2:48Speaker 06

  I mean, we have this crack team. We wrote it with my buddy Steve Orlando, who's a Eisner-nominated writer. We have an amazing cover artist, Vincenzo.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  What does Vincenzo do?

• 2:59Speaker 06

  Oh my god, Vincenzo's amazing. And Marco.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  What else he do?

• 3:02Speaker 06

  Star Wars.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Never heard of it.

• 3:04Speaker 06

  He did Avengers. Have you ever heard of those?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 3:07Speaker 06

  Oh my god. And Marco, who did the interiors, is just a crackhead. Amazing.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, July 20th, what are we gonna do, July 24th?

• 3:14Speaker 06

  We're gonna have a panel with a bunch of other awesome people. It's at 3pm at Comic Con, and the first hundred fans that come to the show are gonna get this preview book. It's called An Ash Can. And they'll get the first forty pages of the graphic novel.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so check it out, dude. Guys, I'm so proud of this, and I'm so excited about this. So come check us out at Comic Con, July 24th, 3pm, on a Thursday.

• 4:11Speaker 06

  Was this where you had, was this, was this the exact same room where Aries Spears was, uh, where you had the reunion?

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, this is, yeah. I mean, you're not, you wanna sit in the Aries Spears chair, or no? That's the next one over here.

• 4:23Speaker 06

  This was the, this was the dynamic chair.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Have you met, have you met him before?

• 4:33Speaker 07

  Aries, briefly, and he's one of my favorite people.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  He's so funny.

• 4:36Speaker 07

  I don't know him, but he's like, a god to me.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  He has, he has complexities.

• 4:40Speaker 07

  Yeah, I can see that. I'm like, you know, I genuinely believe he's as funny, if not funnier than Kevin Hart.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  I do believe that. I, I believe that, and I think you have nice skin.

• 4:50Speaker 07

  He does?

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  You do.

• 4:51Speaker 07

  Oh, me? Oh, thank you.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  Do people ever call you Mr. Morris now?

• 4:56Speaker 07

  Mr. Like, well, he's what's funny. Yes, yes, but it's shocking who does it. It would be like NBA players, but they're so young now. They're like six, seven, and they're like, hey, Mr. Morris. Or they call me Unc.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, damn.

• 5:14Speaker 07

  You play the piano? I didn't know that.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you think it's playing now?

• 5:18Speaker 07

  Could be one of those fake, uh, it plays by.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  You sing?

• 5:21Speaker 07

  Do I sing? One of the greatest singers of all time.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 5:25Speaker 07

  That's just, that's what the people say.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Speaker 07

  I don't sing, no. I'm nasally today.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 5:32Speaker 07

  No?

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 5:33Speaker 07

  What key was that?

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  It's F, no.

• 5:37Speaker 07

  Give me any key, say the key.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  G?

• 5:40Speaker 07

  G?

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, maybe, close.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it's beautiful.

• 5:55Speaker 07

  One of the greatest of all time.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  That's what they say. Black people love to sing.

• 5:58Speaker 07

  We do. We do.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Black people love to sing. I love my black.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Every two weeks, every two weeks.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry. Love black churches and like singing. Lamorne, um, sorry, but so I told you to take your jacket off. That was rude.

• 6:18Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  It was a little hot out.

• 6:19Speaker 07

  It was, but I, I figured there's a, there's a small gap of time that I'd be spending outside.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 6:25Speaker 07

  I'm spending more here in this AC'd ass room.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, so.

• 6:30Speaker 07

  Sinuses are congested.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have allergies?

• 6:33Speaker 07

  I got allergies to cold.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, to cold?

• 6:35Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  So you've never been, um, to Canada during the winter?

• 6:38Speaker 07

  I've been a lot. I spend more time in Canada than I do in America.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Shooting.

• 6:42Speaker 07

  Shooting, and it's not, it's not, I love, I love Canada, but I hate when I go in the winter.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:47Speaker 07

  It's dog shit.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 6:49Speaker 07

  And I'm from Chicago, too.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's interesting, too.

• 6:51Speaker 04

  The windy city.

• 6:52Speaker 07

  It's not that windy, though.

• 6:55Speaker 07

  Maybe call it the windy city and I'm like, I'm fine.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  But when, when the, you have to admit, when the wind does hit, it's cold as fuck.

• 7:01Speaker 07

  It's different. They call it the hawk.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  They call it the hawk.

• 7:03Speaker 07

  The hawk is out.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:05Speaker 07

  Where you gotta put a hoodie on and walk backwards.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Mmm, interesting. What color hoodie do you wear? Like a red one?

• 7:12Speaker 07

  In Chicago? No, I go neutral colors. Chicago, they'll shoot you.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  I go Elliot from ET.

• 7:16Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah?

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  I like their little bike, yeah. Little stuffed animal in the basket.

• 7:22Speaker 07

  Oh, kidding.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I wanna go home, you know?

• 7:26Speaker 07

  Have you ever been to the Michael Jordan Steakhouse? Uh, no, I've never been to the steak. I don't, he could shoot jumpers. I don't trust his meat.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  That's true. Yeah, I've seen, you know, when I'm watching The Last Dance, I don't think meat.

• 7:41Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:42Speaker 07

  Nah, I don't want his meat in my mouth. Like, he, he's the, you know, I would, I'm not gonna say he's the GOAT, but I think he's basically the GOAT.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  He is the GOAT, I think.

• 7:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, I got a number two.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something about your meat.

• 7:53Speaker 07

  Ooh, what's this? Michael Jordan Steakhouse?

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 7:56Speaker 07

  I ain't gonna lie, that meat look good.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  You know what I was watching 28 years later?

• 8:00Speaker 07

  Oh, I haven't seen it.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  You see it? Well, there's an alpha zombie in it.

• 8:03Speaker 07

  That's what I heard.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  You see its penis?

• 8:05Speaker 07

  I heard he got one of these.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he does. And I thought about you when I saw him. I don't know why, the connection was there, but...

• 8:11Speaker 07

  I'm not gonna lie to you, I get it.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 8:16Speaker 07

  I get it.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  You get it?

• 8:17Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. Cause all those years I watched New Girl and stuff like that, I go, that guy must have a thickie.

• 8:24Speaker 07

  Nah, it's a very, very, yeah, it's alright. I'm not gonna lie, it's alright. Well, I, why did I, okay, so a long time ago, I remember seeing a clip, people kept sending it to me, of you and Neil Brennan.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Neil Brennan?

• 8:35Speaker 07

  Yeah, you were, you were talking with Neil Brennan.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:38Speaker 07

  You were talking about Raya, and you were like, how come we keep seeing the same guy connected to every girl that we match with on Raya?

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:45Speaker 07

  And you said it was me.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:47Speaker 07

  And I was, that was one of the coolest shout outs I've ever had in history of my life.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  But why is that?

• 8:54Speaker 07

  I just know him. I don't be, I don't be entering.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Are you on Raya?

• 8:58Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, then, yeah.

• 9:01Speaker 07

  But like, and I hear that a lot, and I'm like, do I, am I linked to all these women? It doesn't seem like it, cause I'm dry as hell.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what sucks about Raya is this, and I have to say...

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I wanna, I wanna say this without saying any names.

• 9:17Speaker 07

  Please.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  But one time, you know, I dated this girl from Raya. And I was somewhere.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  And some man behind me whispered, "How's Sabrina?" And I go, "What the fuck?" "I'm seeing her too." It's all Raya.

• 9:35Speaker 07

  What the fuck?

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And so when I see the names, like that guy that whispered, "How's Sabrina?" Right? And guys like you, I will not match with them.

• 9:44Speaker 07

  No, no, no, you can't. With me, it's okay.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 9:47Speaker 07

  Cause I'm not gonna walk up behind you and say it.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Do you whisper? You don't say anything.

• 9:52Speaker 07

  I can't whisper.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Whisper something to me. Whisper something. Let's say you and I are in bed. We just had some sort of thing. And then you're gonna whisper something to me. What would you whisper in my ear? "Does this make me gay?"

• 10:08Speaker 07

  That's a good whisper.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what I'd say?

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  I was like, "Absolutely not." Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you, have you gone on dates on Raya before?

• 10:18Speaker 07

  No, no, I have gone on dates. I have hooked up with some women on Raya. But the numbers in which, like if I scroll through it, it feels like a thousand women. But it's, it's literally just liking, talking back and forth, a couple of exchanges, and then it goes nowhere.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 10:32Speaker 07

  It goes nowhere.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm always the last, you know what I mean, in the message, I'm always the last person to say something.

• 10:38Speaker 07

  Yeah, cause they go, "All right, I'm done."

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:41Speaker 07

  And I, and I feel like my strategy is off. I feel like, cause I have some friends who will write up, like the first thing they say on Raya, like the first thing is, "Here's my number, let's go hang out tonight."

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy. That works?

• 10:52Speaker 07

  It works.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:53Speaker 07

  Yes. It only works if you're good looking. Yeah.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's good.

• 10:58Speaker 07

  I can't say that.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, you can't get on Raya.

• 11:01Speaker 07

  Why not? What's Raya?

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm still on Tinder. Yeah, yeah. Well, Raya is. Is that for like the elite? No, it's not for the, how are you doing?

• 11:13Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  How would you? No, it's not elite.

• 11:15Speaker 07

  It's not elite.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  That's the wrong word.

• 11:17Speaker 07

  It's some of these girls be some bum ass bitches.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 11:20Speaker 07

  Humble celebrities. Hum- humble, yeah. Well, it started off as a celebrity thing.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:26Speaker 07

  But then I think it expanded because they realized it's a business. And you should get more people on here and celebrities are like, I'm tired of the same 12 women on here.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 11:35Speaker 07

  Like they're being recycled, we're being recycled.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 11:37Speaker 07

  Let's expand. So now you gotta be industry adjacent. You just have to have an Instagram account.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:45Speaker 07

  Yeah, for me?

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  For me too.

• 11:47Speaker 07

  For you too?

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm the same you. You and me? Me, you and you. No. Yeah. You, me, I, you. You, me, I, you too. Me, you too, too. So I, but I can't live like that.

• 12:00Speaker 07

  I know. And I think you do, I think, but I think you do a good job of being a self generator in which you rely on no one. And I'm trying to get more into that. Cause I do still rely on other folks at times for things. And I feel like you are your own machine.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you know, it does, I have to sacrifice something and the sacrifice is maybe some Hollywood stuff, but um, I still get them, you know?

• 12:24Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, uh, they know what they get, but um, yeah, I can't live with shackles.

• 12:31Speaker 07

  That's true.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 12:33Speaker 07

  History month, bro, just passed. You looked at him directly, said shackles.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't. I looked at Jaime. Cause Jaime, he's somebody that, you know? Shackles?

• 12:41Speaker 07

  Shackles. Shackles vibe.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have shackle vibe. I mean, I, I, on the plantation, I don't think I would work you. Oh, wow. I wouldn't be on the plantation. Where would you be? In the house.

• 12:52Speaker 07

  Oh, he'd be.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  You're not a house.

• 12:53Speaker 07

  He'd be a houseman. Oh, he'd be making lemonade.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Agua pesca?

• 12:57Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  If you and I are in the house, okay, would he be in the house?

• 13:02Speaker 07

  If we were both in the house?

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're both masters of this house.

• 13:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  And what would he be doing?

• 13:07Speaker 07

  Honestly, like making the beds, making lemonade.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just lemonade.

• 13:10Speaker 07

  Just lemonade.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're just doing the lemonade. He can only know, but I want you to perfect, no, you're not changing the beds. I can change the sheets.

• 13:18Speaker 07

  He looks, you look strong though.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:19Speaker 07

  He could like, cause every once in a while, like us being masters, like we got.

• 13:24Speaker 07

  We need like our calves rubbed and shit like I need a strong bull.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:29Speaker 07

  Really put that muscle because back then the tiny little Asian ladies weren't strong enough.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There were no little tiny little Asian ladies in the house.

• 13:37Speaker 07

  They weren't?

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. They were in the laundromats or doing at the opium dens. They weren't.

• 13:41Speaker 07

  Laundromats during slavery days?

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Laundromats? Well, they had convenience stores in the south.

• 13:47Speaker 07

  During slavery days, they had the convenience stores, but not laundromats.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  You watch sinners?

• 13:50Speaker 07

  Yeah, but they had the laundry.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, watch sinners. They were around. You touch your bye. They were back then. Didn't they have the stores?

• 13:58Speaker 07

  Oh, they, yeah, they had the stores, right? Selling concoctions and tinctures.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:03Speaker 07

  But they didn't have no damn tide, you know, tide with bleach pods and shit.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  No, but in, in like Deadwood, I mean, back, is, is the Deadwood era the same era as the slave era?

• 14:13Speaker 07

  When was the Deadwood era?

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't remember watching. Old West, because in the Old West, they did have laundromats there.

• 14:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, I would say that too. That was when, that was when your people were building railroads too.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  And the Reds.

• 14:23Speaker 07

  The Reds were building.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Ireland, I- I- Irish.

• 14:25Speaker 07

  Irish were building railroads?

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Irish and the Chinese were building railroads. Slavery seventeen seventy six and then Deadwood eighteen seventy six. Wait, wait, it's found, United States, wait, so slavery was legal and widely practiced in parts of the United States from its founding in, when did it end though? It's eighteen sixty five. Eighteen sixty five. And then Deadwood. And so after the slavery, then they did, uh, Deadwood. I see. Wow.

• 14:52Speaker 07

  I don't know shit about the Deadwood era.

• 14:55Speaker 07

  I just thought it was a TV show.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, the Old West where it was this wild and like, you know what I mean, tumbleweeds? And, you know, when I see things that have the Deadwood era in it, I, I, I noticed Asians were doing dynamite stuff for the railroad, railroads.

• 15:13Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Doing railroads, doing opium dens because of, you know, um, you ever see the movie Once, Once About a Time in?

• 15:21Speaker 07

  Harlem?

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  No, what's? No. Once in a time in America.

• 15:26Speaker 07

  No, I haven't seen that.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  De Niro, and there's some opium in there.

• 15:29Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know, that was in the early nineteen hundreds, I think. Yeah, yeah.

• 15:32Speaker 07

  You know what I miss? You mentioned it earlier, tumbleweeds. What happened to tumbleweeds?

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, I miss.

• 15:36Speaker 07

  People don't, people don't have tumbleweed no more.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  I know. How do you grow tumbleweed?

• 15:41Speaker 07

  I don't, I don't even know if that shit was ever real.

• 15:42Speaker 08

  Uh, one grew in my, uh, garden.

• 15:44Speaker 07

  For real?

• 15:45Speaker 08

  But it's right where I'd planted dill, so I ate like a little bit of it, thinking it was dill. Cause like the end of it looks similar to dill.

• 15:50Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:51Speaker 08

  And it was just a full-blown tumbleweed.

• 15:53Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 15:54Speaker 07

  That's like, so did it, it was just sitting there? It didn't like blow by?

• 15:58Speaker 08

  No, it was growing. It was a green tumbleweed. You never see a green tumbleweed.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we've never seen a tumbleweed in any form.

• 16:04Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 16:05Speaker 08

  Yeah, one was growing on my property.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:07Speaker 08

  One was growing next to my house.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  So it's an actual weed that grows?

• 16:10Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:12Speaker 07

  Why they call it tumbleweed? Is it because it's tumbling down the road?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

• 16:15Speaker 07

  So if it's just sitting there, what the fuck is it?

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  Weed.

• 16:17Speaker 07

  Just weed? You're growing weed?

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:20Speaker 07

  You said all that to say you're a drug dealer.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, does it has to have anything to do with the dust storms? We got rid of dust storms.

• 16:28Speaker 07

  Hmm.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  You know about dust storms?

• 16:30Speaker 07

  I heard about them.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  God, back in the day.

• 16:32Speaker 07

  I've seen those movies.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Huge dust storms.

• 16:34Speaker 07

  And you gotta wear those scarves and shit?

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:36Speaker 07

  And you got the big goggles?

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:37Speaker 07

  And you carry his book around everywhere you go.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Worse than COVID.

• 16:40Speaker 07

  Worse than COVID?

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:43Speaker 07

  That sounds like, that sounds like, uh, Book of Eli. Where you got the, or, or Mad Max.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Mad Max.

• 16:49Speaker 07

  There's always dust storms happening there.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 16:51Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  And they were, um, terrible for the lungs, I heard.

• 16:54Speaker 07

  Yeah, I went to Coachella and I couldn't breathe for a week.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 16:58Speaker 07

  Fuck. First time I went to Coachella, I didn't have a scarf on. I was like, oh, that's for, I, I'm not gonna lie to you, and this is not racist.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:04Speaker 07

  I just said, I saw people with scarves and I was like, oh, that's just what white people do, cause they think it looks cool. But I was like, where I'm from, you're wearing a scarf to me, you're about to rob somebody.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 17:12Speaker 07

  I was like, I'm not, I'm not about to do that.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:14Speaker 07

  And then I realized once I got back to the house that I couldn't breathe, and I was like, oh, white people sometimes be on this shit. So I should've just listened.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  You should've listened, dude.

• 17:22Speaker 07

  I should've listened in the moment.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  And I know, I know where you go to, I know where you go to Coachella.

• 17:25Speaker 07

  Why?

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  To get recognized.

• 17:27Speaker 07

  To get recognized? Oh, no, no.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Come on. Do not, you don't get recognized at Coachella?

• 17:32Speaker 07

  I do get recognized at Coachella. I also get recognized at Gelson's, but I mean.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 17:36Speaker 07

  I still need my orange juice.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. That's true, that's true. That's true, that's true. There, yeah.

• 17:41Speaker 07

  No, I just went to Glastonbury.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:43Speaker 07

  Oh, hello.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Yeah.

• 17:45Speaker 07

  You have gifts for me?

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  B I L T I L T, Bilt. Summer's around the corner and I'm already planning my next getaway.

• 18:03Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, where?

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you where, man. Guadalupe, baby.

• 18:07Speaker 04

  Woo!

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

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• 18:24Speaker 04

  There's no waste.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  You're adding.

• 18:26Speaker 04

  There's a...

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  There's no cost of join, right?

• 18:28Speaker 04

  There's no cost of join. Just by paying rent, you unlock flexible points that can be transferred to your favorite hotels, your airlines, a future rent payment, and maybe your next Lyft ride or Uber, man.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

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• 18:56Speaker 04

  Bilt's neighborhood benefits are things like extra points on dining out, complimentary post-workout shakes, free mats or towels at your favorite fitness studios, and unique experiences that only Bilt members can access.

• 19:14Speaker 05

  And when you're ready to travel, Bilt points can be converted to your favorite miles and hotel points around the world, meaning your rent can literally take you places. So if you're not earning points on rent, guys, my question is, what are you waiting for? Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your neighborhood benefits by going to joinbilt.com/belly. That's J O I N B I L T dot com slash belly. Make sure you use our URL so they know that we sent you. Joinbilt.com/belly to sign up for Bilt today.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  That's why I use BlueChew, BlueChew all day. BlueChew, guys.

• 19:52Speaker 05

  BlueChew.

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm 53. Sometimes I have ED. That's erectile dysfunction, right? I need a little help, right? And I have a pal. His name is BC, dude. BC in the house, dog. It's a chewable form, right? Guys, enter the room, dick first. BlueChew isn't just a tablet. It's a cheat code for your crotch.

• 20:09Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  Stronger.

• 20:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Harder.

• 20:11Speaker 05

  Like it.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  Longer lasting.

• 20:12Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Like someone gave your downstairs a pep talk and gym membership.

• 20:16Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Like, "Come on, boy, you can do one more."

• 20:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  "Do one more rep, boy."

• 20:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 20:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  That's what BlueChew is.

• 20:23Speaker 05

  That's intense.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew is the original brand, offering chewable tablets for better sex.

• 20:28Speaker 05

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• 20:43Speaker 08

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• 21:04Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:11Speaker 07

  Oh, you got that, uh... Tumbleweed. That, uh... Tumbleweed. That Asian stuff.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  That Asian stuff.

• 21:16Speaker 05

  Ooh, that sounds...

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  How do you guys know each other?

• 21:19Speaker 03

  Lamorne and... Well, Lamorne, should we break it to him?

• 21:21Speaker 07

  I can't. We can't. This was gonna make it awkward.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  It might make it awkward.

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh.

• 21:27Speaker 05

  We talked earlier.

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on. Uh, let me see, say something right now.

• 21:31Speaker 07

  The man on Raya.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  I know. Uh-oh. This is gonna be... This is something. This is why...

• 21:40Speaker 03

  Lamorne's historically into Filipino chicks, just so you know.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go. Oh, you and Chappelle.

• 21:47Speaker 07

  Well...

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  You and Dave Chappelle. That's our area! You stick with the whites!

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  All right? You stick with the whites, the Mexicans. The Filipinos is my area, dude.

• 21:59Speaker 07

  I gotta expand.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you can't. Expand... Whoa.

• 22:03Speaker 07

  It's about expansion.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. It's not about expansion, dude. No, it's... You're not a cloning list.

• 22:07Speaker 07

  You don't know what I am. You don't know what I identify as.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  So you're a colonialist?

• 22:12Speaker 07

  I'm a trans colonialist.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you are? I want to say this, Lamorne, okay?

• 22:17Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  No bueno, dude. All right, so I want to say, and let me, so you guys-

• 22:22Speaker 07

  I know what he said.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys both matched on Raya.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 22:27Speaker 07

  No.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank God. What am I met about?

• 22:30Speaker 07

  We just met out of a club. I'm kidding. No, no, no.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  Come in. Be honest. I'm, I'm open.

• 22:36Speaker 03

  No, we met on Trash Tuesday. Here's your Musibee.

• 22:41Speaker 07

  Only time I ever met this woman in my life.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  I wasn't sure if you liked Spam or not, Hyem, but-

• 22:46Speaker 05

  He needs to learn.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  He needs to learn. I don't need one.

• 22:48Speaker 07

  Was this once upon a time refrigerated, or is this just be-

• 22:50Speaker 03

  I just made it this morning.

• 22:52Speaker 07

  Oh, so you made this this morning?

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  You made Spam on your own?

• 22:54Speaker 03

  I don't make Spam from scratch, Bobby.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, but you made the Musibee by your own?

• 22:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, you just like cheap Musibee maker on Amazon.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:02Bobby Lee?

  So you, it's, it's rice, seaweed, and only Spam?

• 23:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's it.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  I'll have it then.

• 23:07Speaker 05

  I may. Try it for us.

• 23:08Speaker 07

  No.

• 23:09Speaker 05

  I may?

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I may. Try it for us. Thank you.

• 23:11Speaker 07

  I don't eat this stuff, man.

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  We'll eat it later, after this pod.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:14Speaker 07

  I just, I just said it to-

• 23:15Speaker 03

  But you went to Glaston, how do you say it?

• 23:17Speaker 07

  Glastonbury. Glastonbury. They get offended when you say Glastonbury.

• 23:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know that.

• 23:22Speaker 07

  I'm like, well, that's kind of what it looked like when you write it out.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 23:25Speaker 07

  Glastonbury.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 23:26Speaker 07

  It's a big music festival. It's like ten Coachellas.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, in Europe?

• 23:29Speaker 03

  The biggest one.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  It's in Scotland?

• 23:31Speaker 07

  No, it's in, it's right outside of London, like a few hours outside of London. Somerset.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  What bands were playing?

• 23:36Speaker 07

  Only the best bands. No, there's a lot of, a lot of cool bands. I, I, I went to see Gracie Abrams. She's, we were with her family, so when we went, we went to watch her. And then afterwards, I, I, I went to go see D-Jo. That's old Coachella pick.

• 23:54Speaker 05

  But there's that, there's that, uh, Harf you told-

• 23:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, well, I, I found, that was the second time I went. And I was like, yeah, I gotta cover my face, because I can't breathe when I get back home.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Where do you stay when you're at Coachella? At a hotel? What do you do?

• 24:06Speaker 07

  This year, this year, I remember I was at a hotel, but I usually get a house. I've been three times, I've been three times to Coachella. The first time, my girlfriend at the time rented a house. Second time, I got a hotel. Third time, rented a house.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  Would you go, Bobby?

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'm thinking about going to Coachella.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  I think you, you went there, but you didn't actually go in, remember?

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I drove you there and then drove you back.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  No, you didn't drive me back.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I drove you there.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  You drove me there.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  Which was a nightmare.

• 24:30Speaker 03

  That's not true. I drove myself and you just drove the car back. No lie. You were asleep in the backseat.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  I know, but why did I go?

• 24:38Speaker 03

  Because we only had one car as a family.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  That's not why.

• 24:42Speaker 03

  You, oh, that's right. You had to get the tickets for me.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  So I get the tickets through CAA.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Then the day comes where they're going to fucking Coachella. And then she goes, I think you, you have to be there physically.

• 24:53Speaker 07

  Oh shit.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  The whole reason why I went through CAA and did all that, so I didn't have to get in the fucking car. I get in the fucking car. I drive all the way over there. I go to the box office. Hi, give them my name, give you the tickets.

• 25:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Then I fucking drove back.

• 25:06Speaker 07

  Oh shit.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  But you know, it was for the Beyonce, Beychella.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, for Beyonce.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  So I feel like it was definitely worth it.

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:11Speaker 07

  Yeah, I guess you kinda had to do that.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  For her. It was not for me.

• 25:13Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen Beyonce in concert maybe three times in the same year, and I'm not gonna lie to you. I did not, I, I, I didn't really wanna go. I wasn't like, oh man, I gotta go see Beyonce, but I have a sister and I got friends. Peer pressure. She's great every time though.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  She is.

• 25:29Speaker 07

  I even flew to Houston to go see your show.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Houston, Texas.

• 25:33Speaker 07

  Houston, Texas. That was her hometown show.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't name you a song.

• 25:37Speaker 07

  I can't necessarily name.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  To the left, to the left, is that her?

• 25:40Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  To the left, to the left?

• 25:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  There we go. Halo?

• 25:43Speaker 07

  There we go.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  Is Halo her?

• 25:45Speaker 07

  Sounds like you're naming a lot of her.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Big fans. Well, I'm a part of, I'm a part of America.

• 25:52Speaker 07

  Lemonade? Yeah, she's, she's.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Lemonade?

• 25:54Speaker 07

  Beyonce is the GOAT though, I will say that.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Great singer.

• 25:56Speaker 07

  She's the greatest.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Whitney's better.

• 25:59Speaker 07

  Well, I mean.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Whitney better?

• 26:01Speaker 07

  Whitney better. Well, vocally, I would say Whitney can really fucking go. Old school.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  She can whale.

• 26:07Speaker 07

  But Beyonce, you got Beyonce on stage dancing and shit. She doing choreography.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:11Speaker 07

  She sustained that, that, for that long period of time.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 26:15Speaker 07

  Excellence. She's LeBron James.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Of course, of course. I'm not taking anything away from her talent or her career, you know? Um, we're just talking about vocal talent.

• 26:24Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Um, I think that, um, Adele is good as well.

• 26:27Speaker 07

  You okay?

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't not.

• 26:29Speaker 07

  What is it?

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what I'm doing right now.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  I have a racial question for both of you guys.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Uh oh, here we go.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  So, I'm gonna assume no one in this room watches Love Island.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  But I'm gonna assume that, just let you know the information that's already been said is that him and her are masters of our own plantation.

• 26:44Speaker 07

  That's right, yeah.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Well, this is a perfect question for you.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good, so just, just.

• 26:48Speaker 07

  Context.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Context.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Of where we're at, right?

• 26:50Speaker 03

  Well, plantation masters, may I present the question?

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes, you know what I mean?

• 26:54Speaker 03

  There's this really insanely hot girl on Love Island named Ciara.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Team Ciara.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  She's been basically, up until how many episodes have been out, like, just the most sought after girl.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Half-black, half-white?

• 27:08Speaker 03

  I actually don't know what she is, but she could be. She could either pass as like, black and Filipino, half-black, half-white. She's one of those like racially ambiguous, like beauties. Um, she was unceremoniously kicked out of the villa, and the reason being-

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Is that her?

• 27:23Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Ooh la la.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  The reason being, she had, um, they, someone unearthed- Like, an old post of hers, basically explaining why she gets like eyebrow botox, and basically describing her eye as-

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you know what? What are you trying to drive me crazy today? I know, wait, wait. Are you trying to drive me up the wall today? That's insane.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  But all of these-

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  People are like, really being like, "She shouldn't have used the word."

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Who cares?

• 27:56Speaker 07

  See, what I, I, I immediately had her back when I heard about that. Just because I grew up in a black neighborhood, like, in the South Side of Chicago, that's what you would say when you had like, eyes that were, they would just say, it, I don't even think they meant it.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Don't say it.

• 28:09Speaker 07

  In a, I don't even think they meant it in a negative way.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Do not say it.

• 28:12Speaker 07

  What?

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  I know you wanna say it, but don't say it.

• 28:14Speaker 07

  No, I'm just gonna say what she said. Oh, we're gonna quote, hey, say quote, quoting. And I'm quoting here-

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:24Speaker 04

  E.I.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:25Speaker 07

  She said it, but that's what people say all the time.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:29Speaker 07

  And I don't thi- and I know for a fact they don't mean it in a racist way.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 28:32Speaker 07

  Especially when you're coming from like, a, a, a situation like I, like I came from in Chicago. You're just saying it. A lot of kids, when the kid is saying it, nine times out of 10, they don't know what the fuck they're saying. And if no adult is checking them, they're gonna grow up and say it. She clearly didn't mean anything crazy by it. Why would you, I mean, some people are stupid, but she was just saying what she was used to saying. They got it in raps, they say that shit in music.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're just gonna drive me crazy today. Don't hold your little-

• 28:58Speaker 07

  I am-

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm holding my chinky eye right now.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, what's her name? Sierra. Sierra, what I want to say to you is, I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.

• 29:11Speaker 07

  But she looked like-

• 29:12Speaker 04

  She's horrible.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  That's what I thought.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  She could be Asian.

• 29:15Speaker 03

  She could be part Asian.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and if you ever want to hang out.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  I knew it.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And if you're so into chinky eyes, man, I've got the chinkiest of the chinks. Am I not right, though?

• 29:28Speaker 07

  Hundred percent.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, on the, go on the internet, dude. I'm King Chink.

• 29:31Speaker 03

  You are.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  With my eyes.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  Sometimes they stay shut.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  They should keep they shut.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  And you have to like peel them open.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 29:36Speaker 07

  I never have that problem.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  I know you don't. Yeah, I know you don't have that problem, but well, unfortunately-

• 29:40Speaker 04

  These two guys can make it on Love Island?

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  There's no way, if I, if she got kicked off the show for saying that, it's over for me. They don't even cast me.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  Well, let's suppose you, both of you do get cast. I think they would, they would keep you on because they like, uh, drama starters.

• 29:58Speaker 07

  I wouldn't start no drama.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm a drama starter.

• 30:02Speaker 07

  Come on, man.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  You and I would draw, start a drama.

• 30:04Speaker 07

  I would just link with every single girl on there and pretend I've slept with all of them, just to make the guys feel upset about it. That's kind of what I've been doing.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:11Speaker 07

  Yeah, like we talked about earlier.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:13Speaker 07

  I match with every girl on Raya. I sleep with zero of them.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:16Speaker 07

  And I make guys like you feel like-

• 30:19Speaker 03

  Do you start conversation, um, on Raya at all? Or are you just doing it for sport?

• 30:24Speaker 07

  Half and half. I do start conversation a lot.

• 30:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause Raya is really kind of annoying and that. That's why like I got off of it like pretty fast. It's, it's dead ends every time.

• 30:33Speaker 07

  I feel like half the girls are escorts, though.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  You do?

• 30:35Speaker 07

  Yeah, I just feel like the way I, like, I mean, you can't be on vacation in every photo.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 30:42Speaker 07

  Really?

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a girl that I really liked on Raya. And um, I don't know how she makes money. Like, we went on like five or six dates. And I'm like, how do you make money? And then the next thing you know, she's in like the Caspian Sea on a yacht. You know what I mean? With like Russian oligarchs.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  No, this is exactly how I feel about this one girl I know. I've known her for a really long time. And to this day, I still don't know what she does. But she came back from Tijuana, or I don't know where. I'm assuming it's from Tijuana. Maybe she got it somewhere else with etched abs. Like.

• 31:13Speaker 07

  She had those Drake abs?

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know how you can get your abs like etched in and stuff? She got the BBL, but that one's like obvious, obvious, but.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Don't like it, pass. Don't like BBL, no. Let's move on from the etched abs?

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I was like.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:27Speaker 07

  Crazy.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy. How do you etch them? Is it a tattoo?

• 31:31Speaker 03

  I don't know. I think they do something with a muscle or they have to, right?

• 31:34Speaker 07

  They take the fat, it looks like, and they just shape it into muscles.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  But do we know for sure?

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then.

• 31:41Speaker 07

  You can.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, shape my dick into a fucking dick.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  I want to go to, I want to Mexico, shape my dick into a dick, dude. It's the shaping, dude. It's like, it's more of a clit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to go where? Give me the address. How much is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, they could shape anything in there.

• 31:58Speaker 07

  I don't know why people would do this, though, because you're like, you, you etch out your abs, but you forget that you got shoulders and other parts of your body that need to be muscular too.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 32:06Speaker 07

  So you're basically telling on yourself. That's like you walking in there with one big ass muscular arm and the rest of your body not so much. Like, look at this.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 32:13Speaker 07

  Look at this.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  Look at this guy.

• 32:14Speaker 07

  Come on, bro.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  It does work, though.

• 32:16Speaker 07

  And they lubed him up, like, he just looked like he just left.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:19Speaker 07

  Just left the puff party.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Like, I lost.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right.

• 32:24Speaker 07

  Just fucked Cassie and then he took these photos.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  And he was like, too much lube, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he used to call my lube. No, um, wow. So I, you know, I'm on Ozempic and I, you know, so I, you know, I lost a lot of weight, but I still have fat on my stomach. Can I get that sucked out somewhere?

• 32:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, lifeboat.

• 32:41Speaker 07

  I know some chicks.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Really? And how much is it?

• 32:45Speaker 03

  It depends where you go.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:47Speaker 07

  Don't go, don't, do it here in the States. Don't leave, try to save money, because this is gonna fuck you up.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, in Turkey, I heard they're doing good work.

• 32:54Speaker 07

  On hair, on scalp.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:56Speaker 07

  You trying to get your hair done?

• 32:58Speaker 03

  His beard.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Beard.

• 32:59Speaker 07

  You wanna get. What are you? The fuck you talking about?

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 33:07Speaker 07

  You want, you wanna add a beard? Don't, you have one.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  I have a mustache.

• 33:11Speaker 07

  And what's that?

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  That's Fu Manchu vibe.

• 33:14Speaker 07

  Just let it grow, look like you just cut it.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  I want what you have.

• 33:17Speaker 07

  Dude, you just gotta put like the little red light therapy on it.

• 33:19Speaker 03

  Oh, I have one.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  What is, what is that?

• 33:21Speaker 03

  I have a Saluma, um, red light therapy infrared thing that you can just put on your face. You wanna try it?

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  What does it do?

• 33:26Speaker 07

  It'll stimulate the hair growth.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  It's not, if hair doesn't grow here.

• 33:30Speaker 07

  It does.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  It's not gonna grow here.

• 33:32Speaker 07

  It does, your body's just against it.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 33:34Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  So what?

• 33:35Speaker 07

  That right there.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  Human, like, what is it? Give me the description of what that does.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  This one doesn't work.

• 33:40Speaker 07

  It doesn't?

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well then.

• 33:41Speaker 03

  No, get, look at Saluma.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  Give me a Saluma.

• 33:43Speaker 03

  S E L L U M A. I have that one.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Why do you do it? You wanna grow a mustache again?

• 33:48Speaker 03

  To fix my paralyzed face. I mean, you know what? I have a mustache.

• 33:52Speaker 07

  You wanna turn your mustache even more?

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  I miss your mustache. Yeah, yeah.

• 33:55Speaker 07

  You have a paralyzed face?

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I have Bell's palsy.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:58Speaker 07

  My other Filipino girlfriend had Bell's.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  I know.

• 34:01Speaker 07

  That was crazy.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  I was looking for other people in inspo for my Bell's palsy and I, I saw that your ex had it for like a while.

• 34:08Speaker 07

  She went to, uh, and we both started going, I went with her, um, uh, what's the word I'm looking for when you do something with someone?

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess.

• 34:16Speaker 07

  Love.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 34:17Speaker 03

  Fellowship?

• 34:18Speaker 07

  No, and you're like, out of, out of, uh, like she started, she started. Solidarity. Solidarity, there you go. I went out of solidarity, so I started to, yeah.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Delay?

• 34:26Speaker 07

  Delay, yeah, solidarity. And she went to this guy named Dr. O in Northridge. And he was doing acupuncture on her. And he fixed her up immediately.

• 34:35Speaker 03

  See, that's what I thought too. I go to acupuncture like often, cause everyone's like, just do acupuncture and no, it's like been however, like nine months.

• 34:43Speaker 07

  Nine months? I think she got, yeah, like two months, she was good to go.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, that's like best case scenario.

• 34:48Speaker 07

  And I remember when it happened too, it was wild, we were at a comedy club. You know Maranzio Vance? We were watching Maranzio. Watching Maranzio, he was killing it and she's just laughing and laughing and laughing and all of a sudden she like gets up to go to the bathroom with her girlfriend. And they were in there for the rest of the show. Finally she comes out and she starts laughing and like, haha, well, you see anything wrong with my face? And I'm like, the fuck?

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 35:08Speaker 07

  It was just one side moving and then she just starts bawling. And I was like, what the fuck happened? She had no idea what happened.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:14Speaker 07

  Went to the doctor and they were like.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, scary, because you think it's a stroke, but.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's gone now.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  It's not, it's not fully, like, when I chew, my left eye closes.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is it, is it gonna be there forever?

• 35:25Speaker 03

  I don't know, I have a doctor's appointment on Thursday and he's gonna tell me basically if it's forever. Why are you smiling? Why are you smiling?

• 35:33Speaker 07

  You're saying, oh no, and smiling at the same time.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I kind of like it, it's got like a Harvey Dent kind of.

• 35:38Speaker 03

  No, there is something like, I'm sure like comforting.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  It's like, you know what I mean, like villainous, and I kind of like, it kind of.

• 35:43Speaker 07

  Now you gotta walk around with a coin and shit.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  When I saw you in Hawaii at the museum.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I look fucked.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I saw you with, you know, your situation. And I, I went, you know what? What a beautiful woman.

• 36:00Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:01Speaker 07

  That's, that's. Did the sparks come up again?

• 36:03Speaker 03

  No.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  No, but there was, you know what, there was regret. Let's move on, um.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on, let's move on from that. Wow, that kind of, that got kind of real, you know what I mean? Yeah, but, um, you know, there is, um, good things about being single as well. Do you feel that or no?

• 36:20Speaker 07

  No.

• 36:21Speaker 03

  Are you single?

• 36:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah. Nice.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  I know you are, because the reply I got from you was at like 2:30 a.m. I was like, this is a single man.

• 36:28Speaker 07

  No, I was in London.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 36:30Speaker 07

  Time difference, nigga.

• 36:33Speaker 07

  What you thought I was doing? I'm gonna wait till 2:30 to hit her. No, I wasn't, I wasn't trying to be slimy.

• 36:39Speaker 03

  No, not slimy, more like replying to the Tiger Belly pod.

• 36:42Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, listen, being single is great. Being single, I, I got a lot more freedom. You know what I mean? I could sleep in if I want to, also have a child, so that's like, I don't have the, there's too many.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  You're a single dad?

• 36:55Speaker 07

  I'm a single dad.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know that at all.

• 36:58Speaker 07

  I'm a single dad, so I don't have time to entertain.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Boy or girl?

• 37:02Speaker 07

  A, a girl, little girl named Lily.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Lily.

• 37:04Speaker 07

  Yeah, she's adorable.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  Where's Lily now?

• 37:06Speaker 07

  Lily is on vacation in Austin.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  With?

• 37:08Speaker 07

  Her mother.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  So, could, and did that, was that a relationship? Or was that like a one-off thing and then it happened?

• 37:15Speaker 07

  Not a rela-, I'll just say it wasn't a relationship.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:17Speaker 07

  No, was not a relationship, but you know, we, you create something so beautiful. Yeah, now, you, you end up, you have kids?

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll be honest with you, I've done things, some things that, um. Let me just say this, I've done something, well, I mean-

• 37:31Speaker 07

  Like throat finish? What do you mean? Yeah, that's a weird pod. What are you talking about?

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  I was watching a show called Obsession last night.

• 37:38Speaker 03

  Oh my god, she's so cute.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  She's so cute, yeah, yeah. She's adorable.

• 37:43Speaker 03

  She's so adorable.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Happy Father's Day, dude.

• 37:45Speaker 07

  Thank you, man.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's-

• 37:47Speaker 07

  Thank you.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's a long- Well, I didn't see him-

• 37:50Speaker 03

  Do your exes have kids now?

• 37:52Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of them do.

• 37:53Speaker 03

  And you're still like, nah?

• 37:55Speaker 07

  I'm s- I have to grow up, I know I do. But it's one of those weird things, it's one of those weird things where you always think about what could have happened? Like, what could have, oh, like, you know? But like, eh, you know, I can't be mad, just like you said, you can't be mad when you see this guy, cause he's very nice. Same with my ex, I can't be, I don't know these niggas. I don't know what, I don't know who they are, you know, what's going on in their relationship. I just know they have beautiful children, so I gotta go, oh, okay, that's, that's cool.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, for me, there is some regret not having children. But there's another thing where it's like, you know, I mean, you know, you're laying in bed with your significant other, and they say something ridiculous, and you have to sit there.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Like, something about, like, reincarnation. I mean, it's just like, I just really think that when you pass, you go, you turn into a butterfly, and I, and I have to sit there, and go, "Yeah?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah?" And then you, you know what I mean, and then she falls asleep, and your eyes are wide open. You're like, in bed, at four in the morning, going, "But that's not real."

• 38:54Speaker 03

  Wait, what do you think you're gonna be reincarnated into?

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  If, if, if reincarnation is real-

• 39:00Speaker 07

  A plantation owner.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, apparently, I mean, I would probably get reincarnated into another human, and probably be the opposite of what I'm experiencing now.

• 39:09Speaker 07

  What is the opposite?

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Like, probably like, in a war-torn country, running for my life, you know what I mean?

• 39:15Speaker 03

  Just constantly running-

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  That's just, yeah, yeah, uh, like, you know, you know, like in Vietnam, that, you know what I mean, that one girl, that's in, you know what I mean? Just completely naked on, on a trail.

• 39:25Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, half my ha- body burnt.

• 39:27Speaker 07

  Oh, no.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, you're just, you asked me a question, I answer it, and all of a sudden, oh, no.

• 39:33Speaker 07

  Overreacting. I thought you were gonna be like, an NBA player. LeBron James. Yeah, I was like, um, that'd be the opposite.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't think that you, you can have show business, show business.

• 39:44Speaker 07

  That's true, that's true.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  I think the other life experiences, "Ah!"

• 39:49Speaker 07

  Or tall, black, tech bro.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, could be that.

• 39:52Speaker 07

  Yeah, could be that.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, "What's up, man? How's the program?"

• 39:55Speaker 07

  Nah, that's too cool.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Like that?

• 39:58Speaker 07

  That's too close.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's too close.

• 40:00Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  I mean, or, or, what about you? What do you think you're gonna do in the next life?

• 40:05Speaker 07

  Next life, I'd probably, I'd probably be a very victimized white woman.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  A Karen.

• 40:12Speaker 07

  I'd be the opposite. Every day I'd have a problem with everything.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:16Speaker 03

  You're that, that Karen in Laguna Beach who tells people she, they can't like walk over the sand on her property.

• 40:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, that would be me. That would be me, the get off my lawn Karen.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  I want, I want to be no scapeboarding Karen. Give me that part, give me that part, right? You, you know what I mean?

• 40:33Speaker 07

  Or.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, man. Yeah, I want, I want that to be that kid.

• 40:36Speaker 07

  Yeah, I want, I want to be able to just call the police and feel good about it.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 40:40Speaker 07

  All the time.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 40:41Speaker 04

  Or the tomato soup?

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  He loves food. He loves food, so he has Tourette's. And some people just yell out.

• 40:50Speaker 07

  Tomato soup!

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cream cheese.

• 40:52Speaker 04

  No way.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Spaghetti, spaghetti bolognese. Just yell things out, out of nowhere.

• 40:56Speaker 04

  I meant like the tomato soup, like it's cold, like the Karen that says it's cold.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  All right, right.

• 41:01Speaker 07

  Oh, I didn't, yeah, I missed that.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:05Speaker 04

  I've seen it, I've seen it.

• 41:06Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah. Sorry, I just, wait, Karen, what'd she do with tomato soup?

• 41:12Speaker 04

  She ordered the tomato soup.

• 41:13Speaker 07

  Oh, she returned the tomato soup, she said it was too cold. Oh.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, what if it was gazpacho?

• 41:19Speaker 07

  That's what that's.

• 41:19Speaker 03

  That's true, that's a good point.

• 41:21Speaker 04

  It's supposed to be cold.

• 41:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, it was supposed to be cold.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Was it gazpacho?

• 41:23Speaker 04

  I don't know, it's just tomato soup.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  He just really wants to say gazpacho.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, I'm saying gazpacho because I don't think you know what gazpacho is.

• 41:30Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 41:30Speaker 07

  Cold soup.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  Cold soup.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  It's a cold soup.

• 41:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:33Speaker 04

  But she's complaining it's too cold.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  And the waiter goes, excuse me, you ordered gazpacho? And then she goes, yeah, but heat it up? Tell me how the Karen thing happened. Don't you want to, are you curious about the, you yelled out tomato soup?

• 41:47Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  So let's get into it. So tell me exactly what restaurant is it? Tell me the order of things that happened.

• 41:53Speaker 04

  Okay, so I was at this Italian restaurant in, um, West Hollywood. And it's cold.

• 42:01Speaker 04

  West Chilean, West Chilean. And, um.

• 42:04Speaker 07

  Was called what?

• 42:04Speaker 04

  West Chilean.

• 42:06Speaker 07

  Is it Italian?

• 42:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  West Chilean?

• 42:08Speaker 04

  West Chilean.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Chilean.

• 42:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it's Italian restaurant.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  That's also a part of a Game of Thrones. It's an island.

• 42:16Speaker 07

  Chilean?

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we must go to West Chilean.

• 42:19Speaker 04

  And, uh, this Karen, she was angry.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  So this is not something you saw online, this is a.

• 42:24Speaker 04

  I experienced.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so when you yell out tomato soup, right?

• 42:28Speaker 04

  That's what she did.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  We assumed that it was something viral that all anchor our. But if it's a personal experience.

• 42:34Speaker 07

  Nigga, this some shit that only you saw.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. It's only something that he saw.

• 42:40Speaker 07

  I thought.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

• 42:42Speaker 07

  I thought I was out of the loop. Of course I was. I don't travel with you. I don't dine with you.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  I know, but I'm saying that's one of them, so.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, you saw one in the wild.

• 42:53Speaker 04

  In the wild.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:54Speaker 04

  You know what?

• 42:55Speaker 07

  That's such a Mark thing to say.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:57Speaker 07

  Who's Mark? I don't know. It's a nigga I knew in third grade.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. That's exactly what it is.

• 43:03Speaker 04

  That's my bad.

• 43:04Speaker 03

  Are you a food returner at a restaurant? Are you just a?

• 43:07Speaker 07

  Oh, no, I used to work in restaurants, so I don't ever return it. I just deal with it.

• 43:11Speaker 03

  Same.

• 43:11Speaker 07

  Me too.

• 43:12Speaker 03

  There was, there was a time when Bobby and I got served boiling hot, like tofu stew. Like where the guy literally took the bowls and slid it to us. And it like splashed all over the place and we still.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  It's like frisbee gluff.

• 43:26Speaker 03

  He, we still.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Frisbee gluff.

• 43:27Speaker 07

  Oh, God.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  Frisbee did.

• 43:28Speaker 03

  And Bobby like tipped him like a hundred fifty bucks.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  Like, we are, we could, I never, I've never returned food in my life.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  I've always tipped well, they, yeah, and also, but you know what I've been doing lately? And it works. And I feel bad about it. I was at Tofu House the other night. It was a two hour wait. So what do you do in that situation? Leave? It's late.

• 43:49Speaker 07

  No, you say I'm Bobby Lee.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, I do a little thing. I go to the front.

• 43:53Speaker 07

  Oh, here we go.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  And I go, and I, and I look. It's a staff face. I don't know where the host is, so. And then they lock eyes and I kind of do a.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  And they go.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  She went, no. And I went, remember? No, right? And then I went, you know, I'm by myself, I'm in a hurry. I come here all the time. And I slipped her some money.

• 44:19Speaker 03

  I think that's okay.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Is that okay? What kind of money did you slip her? A hundred.

• 44:23Speaker 03

  I have a challenge for you.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  Love tofu.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  I have a challenge. Go back to that guy in Little Tokyo, I think it's Dai Kakuia. Remember, he takes no money. You tried to slip him money and he almost like slapped it out of your hand.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right. Do you remember that? Yeah, I remember that.

• 44:35Speaker 03

  He has such like fundamental like integrity about him. He was like, I don't care who you are. You're like, you're in line. I want you to go back and try.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, integrity guy. Where is this place at?

• 44:47Speaker 03

  I think it is Dai Kakuia.

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say? Were you just integrity?

• 44:52Speaker 03

  He said integrity.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, what? I be missing shit sometimes. I know, no, because I don't know how to pronounce things. I have a speech amendment. I didn't know you did. So what are you doing? I didn't know. I didn't know. Well, I'm telling you. I get it. Call out what I just said. You said. Integrity. Integrity?

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  Didn't do that. All right, so I'm just saying. You shouldn't have done that. I know, but a lot of. That's problematic. You're problematic. I'll tell you why you're problematic. Because a lot of guests, what they do is they just let it go. Right? They let it slide. I didn't, I didn't know. Yeah, so what did I say?

• 45:27Speaker 03

  He said something integrity or something. And then he said speech amendment.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  I said speech amendment. You don't have speech amendment. I mumble. Okay. That's not, that's not a disability. What is that? Laziness?

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Enunciate, motherfucker. Yeah, I want to get through the work because I talk so fast. Okay, so let me ask you something. When you go to a place and they have integrity in that way, it bothers me. It's not like it was a fancy restaurant. It was a hole in the wall, which is, they have great ramen there.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  They do. It's old school. It's been there forever.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. In fact, they roast their meat in a different place because I guess people want to know the recipe or something. So there's a different location where they take the chashu, the pork.

• 46:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  And they boil it down somewhere else. Which is an interesting fact, yeah. Well, I don't get it. They think people are gonna break in to get the recipe?

• 46:20Speaker 07

  You really think there's like recipe burglars?

• 46:22Speaker 03

  Honestly, wait.

• 46:23Speaker 07

  Leave the jewels behind, leave the cash. We need these seven herbal spices.

• 46:29Speaker 03

  I, yes, and I'll tell you why there are people like that, cause I'm on the verge of doing, doing exactly that.

• 46:35Speaker 07

  You about to rob what, Applebee's?

• 46:36Speaker 03

  I'm about, I am so fed up with not finding any place that has the same acai as the Cove in Hawaii. No place, like, and I've literally tried hundreds of places and whatever they do over there, I know it's top secret, but like I need to know and I'm like losing my mind over it, cause I crave it every day.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  So I went to acai and they go, how, cause you know, they go, how was it? And I go, I always go, too sweet.

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Too sweet, they sweeten it.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  It's too sweet. The Cove in Honolulu is the best acai I've ever had.

• 47:10Speaker 07

  Oh, I think I've been there.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  You have?

• 47:12Speaker 07

  Yeah, and I don't even like acai.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  It's, it's exactly, it's even for people who aren't like acai like eater, it's the best.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  It's the best.

• 47:19Speaker 03

  And I need to know and I'm losing my mind. They won't say anything, it's like top secret, no?

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's top secret, you've asked?

• 47:25Speaker 03

  No, I think you asked.

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  You've never asked?

• 47:27Speaker 03

  No, you, I made you ask for me.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I did ask.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  And all they said was, oh, we don't sweeten, but.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they don't sweeten, that's the answer.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  But the color is different, everything about it is different.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:37Speaker 07

  Just go there and like intern. You said, you feel, it feels like, like you're about to do something dangerous that might cost you everything just to get this recipe. How about just go get a job there?

• 47:48Speaker 03

  Because I still, I don't think the employees know either, like where they source their, their fruit.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  You're saying that there's a, there's a X site?

• 47:55Speaker 03

  I think they have, they're doing what Dai Kuiya does with their char shu, which is like they have a site somewhere and top secret.

• 48:02Speaker 07

  Damn, is it that deep? No.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:05Speaker 07

  How much is acai bowl cost, five dollars?

• 48:07Speaker 03

  Like fifteen, I think.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  They're fifteen, yeah. Look, it's fresh fruit and it's also their, the honey they use isn't like store a pod. It's from some mystical place.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  And they still don't tell us where their honey is from.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  They don't tell you where their honey is from, they don't know, the peanut butter's fancy, I don't know.

• 48:24Speaker 03

  So, but their granola is like something else there?

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I would fly right now to Hawaii just to get that.

• 48:29Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:30Speaker 07

  That's when you know you're rich, you say some rich shit.

• 48:36Speaker 07

  Out of Hawaii, get a piece of that fucking Nasiye banana.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  If I was that rich, I would go now in my helicopter, right? But I'm not that rich.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  You don't take a helicopter.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't? It wouldn't make it. Oh, you wouldn't make it? Or whatever.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  It's a loud ride.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  It's a loud ride. But like I would, you know what I mean? I would take a private jet there. Can you do that? Yeah, you can. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not gonna, I'm going to Hawaii, the next time I'm gonna go to Hawaii probably is when I do, after the day my special comes out.

• 49:04Speaker 07

  Ooh, when's that come out?

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  A year from now.

• 49:07Speaker 07

  Damn, that's, you don't take that long to go get this sweet, sweet nectar.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  I wanna go.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  I know.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  But my therapist says I can't go.

• 49:12Speaker 03

  Why?

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Because she goes, it's my escape.

• 49:16Speaker 07

  And she don't want you to escape?

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  I have so much anxiety, so much anxiety right now in my life. I can't sleep and I can't eat and I'm trying to find ways to escape. And that's one of the ways of like, I'm gonna just go on a vacation.

• 49:28Speaker 07

  When you get to Hawaii, do you sleep?

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  I do sleep then, because I could pretend that I'm not, but when I'm in LA.

• 49:34Speaker 03

  Don't you need to unplug? Isn't it good to get away from?

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  No, because I'm not dealing with my anxiety.

• 49:40Speaker 03

  Oh, I see.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  What I need to be doing. And so LA is very depressing right now.

• 49:45Speaker 03

  And you're not, you haven't slept in a while.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  In a while, yeah.

• 49:48Speaker 07

  What's a while? Because I thought I had sleep issues.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Like three weeks maybe of real good sleep.

• 49:52Speaker 07

  Ooh.

• 49:53Speaker 03

  What's yours?

• 49:55Speaker 07

  What, like why?

• 49:55Speaker 03

  Why, what are your sleep issues?

• 49:57Speaker 07

  I can't sleep. Like there are times when I can't sleep, so I just, I do like, NyQuil can sometimes knock me out. Smoke some, uh, some Endo Cook, sometimes works, but sometimes I'm just up and thinking a lot.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  It's anxiety maybe.

• 50:09Speaker 07

  It's anxiety, it is anxiety. I still don't know what it is. Like they, they've prescribed me meds from time to time and I just don't like them and ultimately they end up just sitting with a stockpile of random meds.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what doesn't work? Ambien.

• 50:21Speaker 07

  No, it doesn't.

• 50:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, Ambien works, um.

• 50:25Speaker 07

  For Roseanne.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  Like.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:28Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  For Roseanne Barr.

• 50:30Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 50:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I think if you, if you don't have like a committed eight hours, you wake up like a zombie.

• 50:34Speaker 07

  Yeah. I had a buddy once, I told him I was gonna, when they gave me Ambien. And I was trying to sleep and it was like a big deal. I was like, I couldn't, it was like multiple days in a row I didn't sleep an hour. And, and he goes, he was like, alright, so just give me your phone. I said, why? He was like, you know, you might go and say some dumb shit. He's like, if you take it and you don't fall asleep, you might end up.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 50:55Speaker 07

  And I didn't, so he did take my phone, but I, I remember walking around my house at like four in the morning, because I thought I heard somebody outside. So I got a gun. And I started pacing and like looking out like looking at my security cameras. Cause I swear I thought somebody was trying to break into my house. And I there was a sound outside. It was like a person outside. But then I realized, oh shit, I took an Ambien. I should probably go and lock this up.

• 51:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:20Speaker 07

  It was unloaded. It wasn't loaded, but I was like.

• 51:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:22Speaker 07

  Huh. And it wasn't a, it was weird. There was an extra, it was a little bit of paranoia there on top of. In my mind, thinking I took an Ambien. So am I crazy? And I was like, the Ambien wasn't actually doing anything. I just. Yeah.

• 51:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:36Speaker 03

  That is scary. I, I woke up with like a pile of plates. Of food that I didn't even know I had eaten, but apparently I did while on Ambien.

• 51:45Speaker 07

  Holy, a pile of plates?

• 51:46Speaker 03

  A pile, like six plates.

• 51:47Speaker 07

  Did you get in one of those like unicycles and try?

• 51:50Speaker 03

  Break my wrist? Oh, that poor lady.

• 51:52Speaker 07

  I feel bad for her.

• 51:53Speaker 04

  Let's get to the root of why you can't, we can't sleep then. This sounds like a, an episode of Black Mirror. In a way.

• 52:00Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 52:01Speaker 04

  Yeah. Have you seen Black Mirror? I love, we love Black Mirror. Explain, please. It's just the way you guys like, so this could be actually a good episode of Black Mirror. Two comedians can't sleep. But there's a reasoning why. You know, but, but the Black Mirror, it's, it, they're, the foundation of it, the theme of it, it has to do with technology.

• 52:21Speaker 03

  Technology.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  And there is, you guys.

• 52:24Speaker 03

  The phone, the phone. Leave that in the phone. Yeah.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Like you guys could have like, well, you know that, that, that one episode with the two black guys?

• 52:31Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 52:31Speaker 04

  With the.

• 52:32Speaker 07

  The video game.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  My favorite.

• 52:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:33Speaker 07

  They would just bone each other.

• 52:34Speaker 04

  But let's create, let's create.

• 52:37Speaker 07

  Anthony Mackie just clapping cheek.

• 52:41Speaker 07

  Captain America. You get clapped by Captain America? You ain't coming back from that, bro. You ain't coming back at all.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  Come up with something original. What? So give me a, so to me. Two comedians, you guys are going to like, do like a biggest show. And you haven't slept in three weeks. And you come across this little hole in this place in downtown LA. A glory hole. A glory whore. A glory whore. A glory hole. With chinky eyes.

• 53:10Speaker 07

  Why are you doing that with your eyes?

• 53:11Speaker 04

  What's going with eyes?

• 53:12Speaker 07

  You're just, you're looking at Bobby like that.

• 53:15Speaker 04

  Are you just repeating the episodes of? No. Not the little things, but they, they give you like little things that can go in your eyes. Not to make it, you know. But. What?

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude.

• 53:27Speaker 04

  Not enough to make you so. No, oh my god.

• 53:30Speaker 07

  That's crazy.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy.

• 53:31Speaker 04

  Power through him.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  You did the sound.

• 53:33Speaker 07

  Power through him.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  You did the chi sound?

• 53:35Speaker 04

  Like chi.

• 53:36Speaker 07

  That's what it sound like?

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  That's what it sounds like?

• 53:37Speaker 04

  No, I said chi-ching.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Money, there's money in. Be very careful, dude.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  But.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  We're on a tight rope here, dude.

• 53:47Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll write the episode up.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:50Speaker 04

  And I'll bring it back.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Maybe a treatment.

• 53:51Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  A treatment.

• 53:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Write a treatment of, yeah.

• 53:54Speaker 04

  From you guys?

• 53:55Speaker 07

  Yeah, so we can go film it.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:57Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll write it down.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  We know the Black Mirror people.

• 53:59Speaker 07

  We'll film it.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll film it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:01Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 54:02Speaker 04

  I'll find it.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Let's, can we, can we talk about anxiety now?

• 54:05Speaker 04

  The real thing?

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, move, okay. So, what do you think the root is anxiety?

• 54:09Speaker 04

  But don't forget it, okay?

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  You don't forget it.

• 54:11Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna forget it, it's a good episode.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:14Speaker 07

  What did you ask me?

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  That's why we're here.

• 54:20Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:22Speaker 04

  Right, Black Mirror episodes.

• 54:23Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be anxiety.

• 54:25Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:26Speaker 07

  It's, it is anxiety.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  It is anxiety.

• 54:27Speaker 07

  You know, you, you, you, you balance a lot of different things. And so, uh, my fear is failure. And when you have like ten irons going at the same time, you feel like if you drop the ball on one, you, you fail, even though nine succeeded. You're like, okay, I'm a dad, I got these few projects I'm working on, some projects that I haven't gotten off the ground yet. I'm supposed to be writing this thing. You know, this is going on in my life, I'm in a bad relationship, and you're juggling all these things, my, you know, this person's sick in your life, that person's sick. And you're like, god damn it, I, I can't beat ten places at once. And instead of just going to bed and retooling the next day, you, a lot of it just sits there and you think of it. And so a lot of times I'm strategizing before I go to bed, okay, tomorrow I gotta go do this, this, this, and this.

• 55:09Speaker 07

  And before I know it, like, even before like a live show, for example, I'm running through like jokes or something. You know, I'm running through like who the guest is on the, the live show or, and I can't sleep. So before a show, I, I, I'm up and I'm just in my head and like, weed don't help, nothing helps.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  It's shutting that down.

• 55:27Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  To say, for me, my, here's my root of my anxiety is the special.

• 55:30Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Because I believe that if it's not good, my career's over.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that's what my mind says. Because I've never done one, there's so much pressure on it that I have convinced myself that if this thing isn't great, and I'm not there yet with it, you know, I'm not ready for it, ready yet, that it's, I might as well pack everything up and just quit the business because there's just, I put so much pressure on it that every waking moment now, right, I feel this weight. And as the time goes closer and closer, I put so much like, you know, insane expectations on something that my therapist is like, "Bill Burr does one every other year, you're gonna do one from now, you know what I mean?" It's not, it's not your last one, but in my mind-

• 56:16Speaker 07

  It could be your last one, though.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  I know! That's what I feel. This is it. This is the last one. They're not gonna give you another one.

• 56:23Speaker 07

  Because here's what I would say, because you are already in iconic, you know, entertainment, especially in the comedy world, status.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't believe that, but that's not-

• 56:33Speaker 07

  You don't have to believe it, but that is true. That, that is, you are a common name in comedy.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny that you say that because I really, I really don't feel that. I don't, I don't feel it, I don't see, when I see other people that have that title, I don't, I have imposter syndrome. There's no way that I believe that I'm, when I'm with those people, that I'm like, one of them.

• 56:54Speaker 07

  Well, they're different levels. It doesn't mean you're, you are, you know, Eddie Murphy, but you are definitely in the comedy, like, as far as the greats go, you're in that conversation. And so I think if you do the special and it's bad, then you for sure are out of the conversation.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying! But to me, I was never in the conversation. To me, I was never in the conversation.

• 57:18Speaker 07

  You're in it, but you-

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. No, I, I feel like this, I'm not in the conversation, and if I do a bad one, I'm never gonna be in a conversation.

• 57:27Speaker 07

  You're in it, yeah.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Anyway, well, thanks for putting more, now I can't ever sleep. Fuck off.

• 57:31Speaker 03

  Can I just like-

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, could you help me feel better?

• 57:34Speaker 03

  Can I make you feel a little bit better?

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  Um, I, I haven't really come across a special in the last three years that has like really blown me away.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:42Speaker 03

  So like, I, I feel like even if it was like subpar, like you would skate by just fine. Like, nothing is like, no one's actually like acing their specials out there.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 57:51Speaker 03

  Because there's so many and it's oversaturated, right? There's like, everyone has one, so like, be easy on yourself, like, even if you blow that one, like, Lamorne says, there's nine other things that are working out for you.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's like this, it's, I've had people like,

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  big people see me perform, and I'm like, and I killed.

• 58:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  And nothing's come of it. What my mind think is gonna happen is not gonna happen.

• 58:15Speaker 07

  Can I tell you what that is?

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:17Speaker 07

  They think you already got it. There's no, there's no, they, they don't need to add to your plate, you're, like I said, you, you are, you're already there, so no one's like, oh, let me give him this opportunity to do, he's already doing it.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's the case with everyone, then.

• 58:30Speaker 07

  Well, yeah, I remember when I was first coming, when I first got into the business.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  I tested for New Girl.

• 58:36Speaker 07

  You didn't want me to say that, or?

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  You know that?

• 58:37Speaker 07

  I know that.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  I tested.

• 58:38Speaker 03

  It's a big wound for him.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  It's a big wound for me.

• 58:40Speaker 07

  I know that.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  I came this close to getting it.

• 58:42Speaker 07

  I know, but you know what, like, that's why I said there's levels to this.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  I did a screen test with Zoe.

• 58:50Speaker 07

  Did you really?

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:51Speaker 07

  Oh, man.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  What part?

• 58:53Speaker 07

  For my, my role. Winston? Yeah, I think it was, wa- was it Winston or Coach? Was it, do you remember?

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Coach.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  It was for Coach.

• 58:58Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:59Speaker 07

  Um, yeah, that, yeah, you know, it's, it's, it's, but like I said before, you got so many things going on.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  At the time, I didn't.

• 59:07Speaker 07

  But coming in.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  It was devastating.

• 59:09Speaker 07

  Exhibit also tested. No.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:11Speaker 03

  No, really?

• 59:12Speaker 07

  Hit my car. Exhibit, yeah.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Now think, Damien Wins Jr., Exhibit, Bobby Lee, like, across the board, they went.

• 59:20Speaker 07

  Yeah, it was like.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  Cause the way I played it was fuck weak, almost, like, kind of like weird and.

• 59:25Speaker 07

  Ah, I see.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Awkward, and, you know what I mean?

• 59:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, they had a lot of people, a lot of people read for that character.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  But like. Test, though.

• 59:32Speaker 07

  Test, yeah, but you know.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  In the conversation.

• 59:35Speaker 07

  Oh, my God.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  No sleep, no escape.

• 59:37Speaker 07

  That's crazy.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's it, dude.

• 59:40Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  That's the fucking Black Mirror.

• 59:43Speaker 07

  Oh, God, I love that, I love that.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, written by Ha- Jaime Garcia, put that in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no sleep. Yeah, I love you. What? I love them in New Girl. Yeah, okay, what? Now, you and I have done a movie together, do you know what it is?

• 59:59Speaker 07

  Crazy, what is that? We did a movie together, we just did one together.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  We've done, how many?

• 1:00:05Speaker 07

  We probably did two now, I think.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what are the movies?

• 1:00:09Speaker 07

  Can I mention the one we just did, or is it?

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we can mention it.

• 1:00:12Speaker 07

  Happy Gilmore 2?

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  You're in that?

• 1:00:14Speaker 07

  I did a whole scene with you, you [BLEEP].

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right!

• 1:00:19Speaker 07

  You actually forgot?

• 1:00:22Speaker 07

  That's Hollywood, that's what I'm saying, well, you got so much shit going on. Oh no, my special's gonna-

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  That's right!

• 1:00:27Speaker 07

  You'll never remember who you were in a movie with!

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  We did another movie, what's the other one?

• 1:00:31Speaker 07

  Is it Sandy Wechsler? No.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:00:34Speaker 07

  We did another movie together, fuck.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, oh, here we are.

• 1:00:37Speaker 07

  Give him some time.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  I'll give him some time.

• 1:00:39Speaker 07

  Wait, we didn't do a scene together?

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  No, we didn't.

• 1:00:41Speaker 07

  Okay. Ooh, were you in...

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:00:47Speaker 07

  Uh... Wait, how long ago was it? That don't help me.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  No. Because once I tell you when, you're gonna know.

• 1:00:55Speaker 07

  Was it called White Tea?

• 1:00:58Speaker 07

  Because that was a movie I did a long time ago.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I was never in White Tea.

• 1:01:01Speaker 07

  Janky as hell.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:03Speaker 07

  Damn, I'm, I don't-

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  You're looking at the screen?

• 1:01:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm thinking-

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's nothing there.

• 1:01:06Speaker 07

  Put it up.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll give you some hints.

• 1:01:08Speaker 07

  Can be just one small hint, small-

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was during Covid.

• 1:01:11Speaker 07

  Oh, was it the, like, the Lockwood movie?

• 1:01:16Speaker 07

  During Covid? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, uh, How It Ends, or, uh, uh, yeah, How It Ends.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:21Speaker 07

  How It Ends, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  How It Ends.

• 1:01:22Speaker 07

  How It Ends. Oh, that's right!

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:24Speaker 07

  That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Did they put my name on the thing?

• 1:01:25Speaker 07

  Hey, man, don't even worry about all that, don't even worry about that.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they didn't put my name on the thing.

• 1:01:30Speaker 07

  They didn't have the-

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's crazy. Insane. Are you on the, oh, there I am, are you in the photo?

• 1:01:35Speaker 07

  No, I didn't go to-

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Look at how fat I am.

• 1:01:37Speaker 07

  I didn't go to premiere.

• 1:01:39Speaker 07

  As you?

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at how fat I am.

• 1:01:41Speaker 07

  Well, you look like a DJ.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:01:44Speaker 07

  You're like a drug dealer. Oh, your head got smaller.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  My head is so much smaller.

• 1:01:48Speaker 07

  Your head looks so much smaller?

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:49Speaker 07

  You look like you used to mean business back in the 70s.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Wait, who's that photo? Bradley Whitford. Tony Newsom. Oh my god. Who's that, Whitney? Yeah. Oh, wow. She looked like Storm in that.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah, so yeah, we're in that together. You don't remember?

• 1:02:06Speaker 07

  I call people now to try to put a project together. It's so much red tape.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  It's so, I can't even get people on my show. Live show.

• 1:02:13Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do, I'm trying to, I tried to do this show called Haichu, which is at the Comedy Store. It's all Asian review. And in my mind, I'm like, Easy. I know Easy, everyone.

• 1:02:22Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Joe Coy, no. Jimmy Oh Yang, no. Shang Wang, no. Ali Wong, no. They say no? Yeah. Margaret Cho, no. You know what I mean? Dumbfounded, yes. No. He hasn't done it even twice. He hasn't done it. So I just, I told the story, I go, I'm not doing this anymore. Booking it. Because it's like, I can't get anyone to do it.

• 1:02:40Speaker 03

  I like the name you landed on. Haichu's cute.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 1:02:43Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wait, have you started it yet? I did two of them. They sold out because, but I'm the weight of the show. So they sell out because of me, but I wanted to do like, like me and my friends and people that like... But it's all Asian people? Yeah, but then I started using Indians and other ones. Oh, I see. And Afghans and all kinds of different ones. Wait, you find, so you're finding Afghani comedians? Like Middle Eastern comedians. Okay, so you're finding, and they say yes, but... I feel like they're more akin to me than, I mean, real Asians. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. Real Asians. And be your own people, man. Yeah, my own people, yeah. You know what I mean? Hate to see it. Yeah.

• 1:03:22Speaker 07

  Hey, what's that movie?

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  That's what we've always said about the Asian community. They never stick together. You don't think we do? Yeah, I think you do. I think you do. Because I think that you, I mean, how do I say this? I almost said, you got. I didn't say that.

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  You said you.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  You! Hold the boy on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You! No, I, um... I think certain groups, I think Hispanics have been notoriously, especially in the comedy scene, at a war with each other.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Yeah.

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  Oh, and George Lopez.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  There's just been different weird wars. You know, people not liking each other and, you know, if I see that fool, you know what I mean? That kind of a thing.

• 1:04:01Speaker 07

  You know what it is? I think, I think historically, when we call, when we're all trying to get into the business, we always say it's white-driven. So there's only room for a certain amount of folks. Oh, we got one black dude in here already, they won't have two. So instead of helping my homeboy out, I'm gonna go nah. I can't do it, you're on your own. Whereas other groups of people can sometimes go, no, you know, we all in here, let's all do it.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:27Speaker 07

  It's kind of crabs in a barrel mentality. But, you know, I, I don't know how real it is, but I understand when I hear comedians say it.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Is there a competitiveness with others?

• 1:04:38Speaker 07

  It is, not with me though, which, which is so interesting. I, I, I'm a firm believer in what's mine is mine. I've also been successful in my career, so I don't have the thing in me to really be competing with other actors. Because I, I, I'm a, I'm also a fan of funny people and like really talented people. And so I'd rather just root you on. And just like go, you know, like I see it all the time when I see like actors that I've competed against in movies. I'm reposting it, you know what I mean? I'm like telling people to go check it out, go see it. I might not go see it, but like I'll go, hey, everybody go check this movie out.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Me too.

• 1:05:14Speaker 07

  Because I just feel like we all need to, we're all entertainers and we're all, we gotta support each other. No matter what your ethnicity is, the, the arts, for me, that's the most important thing in the world.

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  I just wanted to pound with you.

• 1:05:29Speaker 07

  Oh, just like that. Do that while you're holding my hand.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  Your hand was so far away from me, I didn't know what else to do.

• 1:05:37Speaker 07

  That's a weird.

• 1:05:38Speaker 03

  That's like the first time I've ever seen you back down.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Back down from what?

• 1:05:42Speaker 03

  From a handhold, like you attempted and then you.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Because he went, he went to a fist.

• 1:05:47Speaker 07

  I didn't know what he was doing.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  In transition, you know what I mean, I'm just, you know what I mean, improvising. You know what I mean? If he would have stayed limp handed, I would have held it. Yeah, yeah, like if, if he would have stayed like this, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, but he didn't, he went into this.

• 1:06:00Speaker 07

  That's not, oh, I see what you're saying.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, to be honest with you, I want to do it all. You know what I mean? I, I really do, I mean, I still read for big movies, just never get them, but I still have the opportunity. But I want, if Jurassic Park did a movie.

• 1:06:14Speaker 07

  You want to be.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Velociraptor or whatever, yeah.

• 1:06:17Speaker 07

  You want to be in those movies. You want to be in Jumanji.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  I mean.

• 1:06:23Speaker 07

  You know what, you know what the problem is, Bobby?

• 1:06:27Speaker 07

  You know what the problem is, Bobby? It's because you're broken. You are stunted, okay? Take care of your motherfucking kids first. Stop cheating on your wife. And then.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 07

  You are funnier than Aziz Ansari. You don't have the mansion like him.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  But you know what I'm saying, right?

• 1:06:52Speaker 07

  I do, I, I.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  Like when I did, Borderlands was a shitty movie, but um.

• 1:06:56Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  You know, still doing the red carpet with all those stars and stuff, you feel like, oh, this is a part of the dream, you know what I mean? But it's like, so, you know, I try, I want to do it all, you know, but that's why I'm still, I'm trying to be as safe as I can still.

• 1:07:10Speaker 07

  Yeah, no, I know what you mean.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:12Speaker 07

  We talked about earlier, I'm, you know, you have different sponsors or different things you want to do. Yeah, you, you have to, you have to know when to back down on certain topics.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but imagine if I could say whatever I wanted to say.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  I think you'd be the biggest thing in the world.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:07:26Speaker 03

  I think you'd be president.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Cause I have ideas of, here's another thing, I have political, I have political ideas.

• 1:07:31Speaker 07

  Really?

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that I want to say, there's things that I real feel super strong about.

• 1:07:36Speaker 07

  Just move to Texas, then you could say.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I, I don't. Move from Texas.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  No, he'd get, he'd, he'd get shot in Texas.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  I would get shot in Texas, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:42Speaker 07

  Oh, if you said what you wanted to say?

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of things I want to say, yeah, I'm not, see, here's the thing, I think I'm the opposite of Texas in many ways.

• 1:07:48Speaker 03

  I think you are.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:49Speaker 07

  Just move, well, you're here, you're in California.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, you know, um.

• 1:07:54Speaker 07

  What's, you just say one thing that you wanted to say, just get it off your chest, we'll.

• 1:07:59Speaker 07

  It better not start with, I think the blacks need to.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I have, you know, no problems with any kind of ethnicity.

• 1:08:08Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  And I don't, I love everybody and um. And we love you. Thank you. Are you speaking for Hispanics or the ethnicities in general?

• 1:08:18Speaker 07

  All ethnicities, all ethnicities.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  From my people, my age. Yeah, I love all ethnicities, I love all sexually, sexual orientations. I have no problem with any of that, you know, I have problems with um certain directions this country is going.

• 1:08:36Speaker 07

  Okay. And which direction do you think?

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, in a positive one.

• 1:08:41Speaker 07

  In a positive.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Positive for me.

• 1:08:43Speaker 07

  Okay. This is yours, so you could feel free. Say what you gotta say right now.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  And then cut it.

• 1:08:48Speaker 07

  You just can't start with, "The blacks did this," or "The Jews..."

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, the blacks, I, the blacks started the riots. In ninety-two, burned down a lot of Korean liquor stores, and I'm fucking tired of it.

• 1:08:58Speaker 07

  Let me tell you something.

• 1:09:01Speaker 07

  And I'll do it again.

• 1:09:07Speaker 07

  Hurry up and buy what, bitch? Buy my shit.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:11Speaker 07

  Gasoline?

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, um... I, I, why do they never do, I would love to do an L.A. riot movie.

• 1:09:21Speaker 07

  A comedy or a drama?

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it would be a comedy, maybe.

• 1:09:24Speaker 07

  Yeah. Somebody pitched me an L.A. riot movie.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:09:27Speaker 07

  It was a, it was a rom-com.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  A rom-com?

• 1:09:32Speaker 07

  It was like a Christmas rom-com centered around riots in L.A. I forget, yeah, it was like a, it was, it was something about the Rodney King...

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:09:42Speaker 07

  ...beating, and then while that was happening as the backdrop, the world was on fire, and these two people like fell in love with each other.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, that's not the movie I wanna see.

• 1:09:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, it was crazy.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  I would see more of a real depiction of the events that...

• 1:09:56Speaker 03

  From whose point of view?

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, that's a very good one.

• 1:09:58Speaker 07

  That's a good one.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  From the gays' point of view.

• 1:10:04Speaker 03

  From two lovers in love, that's the rom-com.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Lamar, break that window. We gotta get that TV. No, um...

• 1:10:10Speaker 07

  Lamar? That's his name?

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  There's not a Lamar gay?

• 1:10:16Speaker 07

  Lamar gotta be breaking windows. He can break butts, man. Break the window. Lamar, first of all, gay people ain't out there breaking no windows.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right, you're right.

• 1:10:27Speaker 07

  So much class, they ain't doing that shit.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  They weren't looting.

• 1:10:29Speaker 07

  They weren't looting.

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna have, wear nineties clothing and wear, have a shotgun and be on a rooftop with other Koreans.

• 1:10:36Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, you out there like a sniper.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  No, but you know, you know, me and like, I just want like, I think this just was an interesting time in L.A. And I think that, uh, don't you think that was, they've never done a movie on it. They've done fifteen movies about the Vietnam War.

• 1:10:49Speaker 07

  I thought they did L.A. riot movies.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:51Speaker 07

  They've done a couple.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  There's a...

• 1:10:52Speaker 07

  David So was...

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  David So was in, um...

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, but not, like a Hollywood one.

• 1:10:56Speaker 03

  That's Justin Chon.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I love Justin.

• 1:10:59Speaker 03

  He's in the...

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Gook was about the L.A. riots?

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't, yeah, I didn't know.

• 1:11:04Speaker 07

  Oh, he was on New Girl.

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Who was?

• 1:11:06Speaker 07

  Justin?

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Justin, yeah. So, Goop was about it. I didn't know.

• 1:11:10Speaker 04

  There's one nineteen ninety-two with Tyrese.

• 1:11:14Speaker 03

  Wait, with Tyrese? Nineteen ninety-two with Tyrese?

• 1:11:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's called Nineteen Ninety-Two.

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you meant in ninety-

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  In nineteen ninety-two.

• 1:11:21Speaker 07

  Yeah, his son goes into like, is in the wrong place at the wrong time and these people are trying to rob a place during the riots.

• 1:11:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  Scott Eastwood.

• 1:11:29Speaker 07

  Ray Liotta.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's pretty cool. Oh, so they already did it then?

• 1:11:32Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:32Speaker 04

  It's good.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:34Speaker 07

  It's on Blu-ray.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are you afraid of dying?

• 1:11:37Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  I just farted. Do you smell it?

• 1:11:40Speaker 04

  Oh, great.

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  Do you smell it though?

• 1:11:44Speaker 07

  Bobby, that's, that's terrible. Bobby, this, this is something you probably don't know about me.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:49Speaker 07

  And you're about to experience it firsthand.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:51Speaker 07

  People do that.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You leave?

• 1:11:53Speaker 07

  I leave. You're gonna, no, no, you're gonna, you're gonna-

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Are you gonna really leave that?

• 1:11:57Speaker 07

  Yeah. That's horrible.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  How about that? Can you leave and come back?

• 1:12:01Speaker 07

  No, I'm gonna come back on my own time.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  Come back real quick, come back. Let's take a break.

• 1:12:06Speaker 03

  What just happened?

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:09Speaker 07

  It was really bad. I was on a flight with my daughter.

• 1:12:15Speaker 07

  And I was sitting, we were, we were sitting in the plane, me right next to her, and then you come in. You sit one seat right behind my daughter, right?

• 1:12:25Speaker 03

  I already know.

• 1:12:25Speaker 07

  Oh, he farted? And in the middle of the flight-

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Are you being, I, I, I, I don't know if you're being real or not.

• 1:12:32Speaker 07

  Andrew, I brought this up to Andrew once, and I was like, I, I don't, I, cause I, I, like I said, I hold you in such high esteem. I can't, I can't say that shit about him. This Bobby Lee, I, you know, I can't do that. But I had to say it to Andrew, cause I know y'all are friends. So I said it to him, and he was like, yeah, that sounds like Bobby. All of a sudden, this whiff just kept happening. I was like, god damn, somebody is just letting them go on this plane. And I turn around, and it's just you, laying down, asleep, just letting them seep out. They were just like crawling out of your ass and just infiltrating the whole first class. That was the roughest, give me turbulence any day over what I experienced on Netflix. Even my daughter was like this.

• 1:13:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, I see what's going on here. I see what's going, there's a little shaming going on here.

• 1:13:19Speaker 07

  I couldn't say nothing.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  There's a little shaming going on here.

• 1:13:21Speaker 07

  I'm looking like, it can't be.

• 1:13:22Speaker 03

  Can I add to this?

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:13:23Speaker 03

  This has been like, one of my biggest like embarrassments in my life is like, being sat next to the guy, I know everyone's like, who the fuck is it? Somebody's like, stop farting, and I know it's him and I can't say it out loud. And each time that he does fart, he looks over at me and he winks.

• 1:13:43Speaker 07

  I love the wink though.

• 1:13:44Speaker 03

  And he's so proud of it. And I know, and, and I, the worst feeling was they know generally what direction it's coming from. So then I got looked at, I got the death stares.

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  Do you remember that? And I'd be like, stop it Bobby, stop it. Like plug your butt, plug your butt.

• 1:14:03Speaker 07

  Stick a black death in your butt.

• 1:14:08Speaker 03

  And I would catch all the stray angry stares.

• 1:14:11Speaker 07

  Oh god.

• 1:14:14Speaker 07

  I'm sorry.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Two nights ago.

• 1:14:16Speaker 07

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:14:19Bobby Lee?

  That's a great, LA riots, breaking windows, breaking butts.

• 1:14:25Speaker 07

  You guys are quick.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  So two nights ago, I, um, the first night that we kinda hung out, um, we were in the hallway at the Comedy Store. And she was standing there with Sarah Highland, my ex-girlfriend, you know, everyone knows Sarah.

• 1:14:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, love her.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  And a couple nights ago, I go, do you remember when I said, who took a shit in the bathroom? And they were like, yeah, it smelled really bad. I go, I have to admit, I had farted then.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  And she looked at me and it was almost as if she could recall how bad it was. And then she was like questioning if she should even be hanging out with me.

• 1:15:00Speaker 07

  Oh no.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  So when you, what you guys are doing right now.

• 1:15:04Speaker 07

  Nice, nice.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Is shaming. And yeah, I have stinky poo, um, farts.

• 1:15:09Speaker 07

  Listen, let me tell you something.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, let me tell you something, guy. You come into my house, right? And I, I, I didn't have to admit to the fart. And I'll tell you another thing, pal. I have another one brewing and I'm not gonna release.

• 1:15:22Speaker 07

  Please don't.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna release, right? But you know what? It is a problem. And I'm trying to seek help for it.

• 1:15:27Speaker 07

  No you're not.

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm not. You're right.

• 1:15:29Speaker 07

  Cause you be winking at people and shit.

• 1:15:33Speaker 07

  I can shame you when you have no shame. When you're just like this.

• 1:15:39Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm gonna point you out.

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what the, I have a lot of problems and that's one of the things I'm gonna address. My stinky farts. Okay, and I, I'm being real, it's really bad. And over the years, I had pooing issues as well. And these are all things that I want, I'm gonna address. You know, I'm 53 and I'm gonna address them.

• 1:15:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's too late, it's too late.

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:15:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a long time ago.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, I ordered this, look, look, look.

• 1:16:02Speaker 03

  What is it?

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  Health Into Digestion.

• 1:16:04Speaker 07

  Healthy Digest.

• 1:16:04Speaker 03

  Well, what's in it?

• 1:16:05Speaker 07

  It's not even open.

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, I ordered it a month ago. I haven't.

• 1:16:11Speaker 07

  You got Spam and Red Bull and cigarettes in front of you, that's why you shit.

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:16Speaker 03

  Don't talk about Spam.

• 1:16:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, excuse me, high and mighty, you've never had the stinkers?

• 1:16:21Speaker 07

  Yeah, absolutely, but I'm one of those people that I'm, I, I, I ask anybody and it's a detriment to my own health. I wait or I get up and I leave into an open area. I hate when I have to fart on the plane because I'm like, I gotta get up and go to that bathroom. Even the moment you like release in the bathroom and you walk out and some badass woman that's just right there waiting to go in. And then she look at you and she's looking at you with that look like, yeah, hey, and then she's, as she gets closer to the door, she's like, god damn, what the fuck did you do in there? And I'm just like, I had to let it go. And that's the place to let it go.

• 1:16:55Bobby Lee?

  You say that?

• 1:16:56Speaker 07

  In my, in my mind and in my heart.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  What you say to her is this, what I've done this many times, even though I'm the one that made the mess.

• 1:17:01Speaker 07

  Yeah, it wasn't.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go, oh, it was the thing, someone before me. Or I say, wow, it really smells, it's been smelling like that, you know what I mean?

• 1:17:09Speaker 03

  Or you just be like, hey, don't go, yeah, don't go in there, the person before left it a mess or whatever. The one thing that I really like deeply dislike is when, I'm with you, when, when I have to fart, my clothes cannot be over my butt. I don't like the fart to stick onto my clothes. And when I have a very, like, very sensitive, like, sense of smell, so when I get, when someone approaches me, I know if they farted into their jeans for the last two hours. Like, I can smell it in them and it pisses me off.

• 1:17:42Speaker 07

  It's in the fabric.

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's, it literally digs into the fabric, yeah. Yeah. So you gotta like pu- pull the pants down and do like fart it out that way.

• 1:17:52Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's how I do it, it's, I fart like a kid pees and like, you know, you, when you're a little boy and you gotta go to the urinal, you pull your pants down to your ankles, that's how I fart.

• 1:18:01Speaker 03

  Steve Gilbert, when he takes a shit in public, he has to take his pants completely off.

• 1:18:05Speaker 07

  And then you just fold them up and put them in a bin?

• 1:18:06Speaker 05

  I throw it over the, the, the wall. So people know what's up.

• 1:18:12Speaker 07

  You, you, like, you.

• 1:18:15Speaker 07

  You're shitting me. No pun.

• 1:18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?

• 1:18:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:19Speaker 05

  So if I go to an airport, your pants are hanging over me. So no one tries to like shake and disturb me.

• 1:18:24Bobby Lee?

  I've never even seen that, where I walked, I go, there's a whole trousers.

• 1:18:29Speaker 05

  Trousers?

• 1:18:29Bobby Lee?

  And socks and the whole thing?

• 1:18:31Speaker 05

  You know what I'm gonna do next time I see that bullshit? I'm gonna steal those pants.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's it. That's it.

• 1:18:36Speaker 05

  I'm gonna put them in two, like, two stalls down.

• 1:18:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:41Speaker 05

  You gotta figure it out.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  You gotta figure it out.

• 1:18:42Speaker 05

  Ass out, cheeks out.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Wait, so you, over the stall, so if they stole?

• 1:18:48Speaker 05

  It's typically in the handicap stall, too.

• 1:18:49Speaker 07

  Why are you doing it?

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:18:50Speaker 05

  I need room.

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  You had, um, you were potty trained really late, right?

• 1:18:55Speaker 05

  Yeah. So like, I need a lot of room.

• 1:18:57Speaker 07

  How old are these before we continue this?

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  They're, they're new, but it's hard to eat.

• 1:19:01Speaker 05

  Is it really?

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:02Speaker 05

  Can you handle sour?

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  I, I could try one now.

• 1:19:05Speaker 05

  Do it together.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll try it together. It's so sour though.

• 1:19:10Speaker 05

  Random TikTok challenge all of a sudden?

• 1:19:12Speaker 07

  God damn.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 1:19:14Speaker 04

  Which was that, or the fart?

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  No, keep, give it. It turns sweet eventually.

• 1:19:22Speaker 05

  Jaime, uh, while they're doing that, can you ask your questions that you prepared?

• 1:19:25Speaker 04

  Hey, I saw that one TikTok clip of that movie.

• 1:19:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, man.

• 1:19:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 1:19:30Speaker 04

  Denzel Washington?

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:19:31Speaker 04

  With that girl? She, she thought she took a pic. What movie was that?

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  It was called Game Night.

• 1:19:35Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 1:19:37Speaker 05

  That was the question?

• 1:19:40Speaker 05

  Read the paper. Read what?

• 1:19:41Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  Can I read?

• 1:19:44Speaker 04

  I thought you were doing a Denzel Washington impression.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  When? Just now?

• 1:19:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  That's racist.

• 1:19:51Speaker 04

  No, it's not.

• 1:19:52Bobby Lee?

  That's the most racist thing I've ever heard.

• 1:19:54Speaker 05

  The whole time he thought you were digging?

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Am I doing Jackie Chan right now?

• 1:19:59Bobby Lee?

  I got to the suite.

• 1:20:00Speaker 05

  Did you get to the suite?

• 1:20:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good, good.

• 1:20:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:20:02Speaker 07

  That's aggressive.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  That was really, have you had one?

• 1:20:05Speaker 03

  I think the other side is gonna paralyze.

• 1:20:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, eat one. It might help you. You have to eat one.

• 1:20:09Speaker 03

  I cannot.

• 1:20:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can. We got to the sweet, you gotta go to the sweet.

• 1:20:12Speaker 03

  My face cannot handle sour right now. I am. I'm a coward.

• 1:20:15Bobby Lee?

  No, eat one, eat one.

• 1:20:17Speaker 03

  No, no, thank you.

• 1:20:18Bobby Lee?

  But, but, but, once it gets to the sweet, though, the sweet isn't that satisfying.

• 1:20:22Speaker 07

  No, it's not good and handy after that.

• 1:20:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:26Speaker 07

  Where are I spit?

• 1:20:27Speaker 05

  Hi May, next question, please.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  Where do you want to spit it?

• 1:20:29Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, spit, can you get a, um, thing, thing?

• 1:20:31Speaker 04

  You don't like it no more?

• 1:20:32Speaker 05

  Hi May, go ahead, ask your next question.

• 1:20:34Speaker 07

  It's affecting the way I talk.

• 1:20:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good, good, good.

• 1:20:38Speaker 03

  I can read it for you. I can, you know what, let me.

• 1:20:40Speaker 04

  No, it's not finished.

• 1:20:41Speaker 03

  Reframe it.

• 1:20:42Speaker 05

  Your question's not.

• 1:20:42Speaker 07

  Oh, you got, you don't have a question anymore?

• 1:20:44Speaker 04

  I do have a question, but it's dumb.

• 1:20:45Speaker 07

  What is it?

• 1:20:46Speaker 04

  It's like, if you could replace your teeth with like, any, like, other, like, essentials.

• 1:20:50Speaker 07

  Replace my teeth?

• 1:20:51Speaker 04

  Teeth.

• 1:20:51Speaker 07

  My testosterone?

• 1:20:53Speaker 04

  Your teeth?

• 1:20:54Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:20:54Speaker 04

  Like, with like, a can opener, or like, a bottle opener, or...

• 1:21:00Speaker 03

  All teeth, like, the entire road?

• 1:21:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:02Speaker 07

  You know what I mean? So my teeth are gone, and I gotta replace it with something?

• 1:21:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:06Speaker 07

  What would it be?

• 1:21:06Speaker 04

  Yeah. Like, something essential.

• 1:21:09Speaker 07

  Something essential? Ooh, um. It'll, it'll, eh, probably like, a spoon or something like that. I probably have a bunch of spoons, so I don't gotta use my hands. I'd probably do that.

• 1:21:23Speaker 04

  What, Bobby? It's a real question.

• 1:21:27Speaker 04

  It's a real question. Cause think about it.

• 1:21:30Speaker 07

  Oh, you know what, you know what I would do? I would replace them with like, piano keys.

• 1:21:35Speaker 07

  So every time I talk, it'd sound musical. You know what I mean? I'd melt the panties off all these bitches.

• 1:21:40Speaker 03

  You lick your, lick your teeth, and it just does a whole...

• 1:21:42Speaker 07

  It just sounds like D'Angelo.

• 1:21:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:45Speaker 07

  You know what I mean? Like an electronic keyboard sound. Just like... Yeah, I would do that, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:53Bobby Lee?

  Ask me a question. I wanna answer.

• 1:21:56Speaker 04

  Um, if I do write that episode for Black Mirror, would you guys be in it?

• 1:22:00Bobby Lee?

  If Netflix and the showrunners wanted it, yeah.

• 1:22:03Speaker 04

  I'll give you, okay, I'll write you a parts, both of ya.

• 1:22:07Speaker 07

  Thank you.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  Thank you?

• 1:22:08Speaker 07

  I wonder if the fart got in the can? Cause I still got some leftovers.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it, it doesn't do that.

• 1:22:13Speaker 07

  Settled in there, cause it's, it's, it's air. It settles somewhere.

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it, it went under and up, not up and down. I know the trajectory of the wind. Yeah, you're fine.

• 1:22:22Speaker 03

  Heat rises, though, so he could be like, you know, fallout.

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So this is, so this is your podcast?

• 1:22:30Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:22:30Bobby Lee?

  The La Morning After. Actor and comedian Lamorne Mora is joined by writer-director Kyle Chevron.

• 1:22:38Speaker 03

  I love Kyle.

• 1:22:40Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing. How many episodes have you done?

• 1:22:43Speaker 07

  I don't know. Probably like fifty, maybe?

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  Fifty?

• 1:22:46Speaker 07

  It's fairly new.

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  Give me some guests that you've been on it.

• 1:22:49Speaker 07

  Uh, we got John Apatow, I've been up, Jake Johnson, Josh Gad, uh, Sashuza Maida, I don't know, we got a bunch of random, like a bunch of cool, funny people. Uh, you know, uh, I don't know. Uh, it's like a silly-

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  Has Santino done it?

• 1:23:05Speaker 07

  No, not yet. Not yet. Uh, Rick Glassman's been on, Jake Johnson-

• 1:23:10Bobby Lee?

  I love Jake.

• 1:23:10Speaker 07

  Damon Jr., Moron Zio, yeah, uh, Matt Walsh.

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  Pete Holmes?

• 1:23:15Speaker 07

  Yeah, Pete Holmes.

• 1:23:16Bobby Lee?

  Great guy.

• 1:23:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, um-

• 1:23:20Bobby Lee?

  And you love, and you love-

• 1:23:21Speaker 07

  Jason Reitman. Yeah, we've had some-

• 1:23:22Bobby Lee?

  You love doing it?

• 1:23:24Speaker 07

  I do, yeah. It's silly. I just do it at my house. We just, people come by and we just, we just play games and talk shit.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's great, man.

• 1:23:29Speaker 07

  Do you fart? No, I would, I would never do that to a guest.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  No, if-

• 1:23:34Speaker 07

  Cause there's a lot of, there's like a level of respect that I have for each person that walks into my home, you know what I mean? I feel like when a person walks to my home, I have to like, you know, I take care of them, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? I don't give them like sour balls and farts. Parting gift. That's the title of-

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  That's the title of that episode, Sour Balls and Farts.

• 1:23:51Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:23:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you for giving us our title.

• 1:23:53Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, that's kinda-

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let me see, if I went there and I farted, would that be a thing or no?

• 1:23:59Speaker 07

  No, because you're, you-

• 1:24:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm the guest.

• 1:24:01Speaker 07

  I, I'm expecting you to do something like that.

• 1:24:04Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 1:24:05Speaker 07

  And also, like I said, man, I, I hold you up here, so I'm like, do whatever you want, bro.

• 1:24:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:24:09Speaker 07

  Do whatever you want. But you, but there are repercussions in my house if you do some shit like that, though.

• 1:24:13Bobby Lee?

  Like, oh, what, ooh, what, what would they be?

• 1:24:17Speaker 07

  You sure, you sure you wanna know?

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what, I would never do that. And guys, I already apologized, I called it out. Let's move on from the farts. I feel bad about it, alright? We got the title of the thing, Sour Bowl Farts, okay? So, is there anything else you want to promote after this?

• 1:24:34Speaker 07

  Uh, yeah, you know, well, actually, I don't know when my show comes out. Spider Noir comes out.

• 1:24:41Bobby Lee?

  Is it that Spider-Man thing?

• 1:24:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:24:43Bobby Lee?

  Is it animated?

• 1:24:44Speaker 07

  Nicolas Cage, no, it's live action.

• 1:24:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:24:46Speaker 07

  Live action, it's a noir, it's dope, you can check it out.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I've seen a clip of it on, not a clip, but something mentioning it on TikTok.

• 1:24:52Speaker 07

  Yeah, they dropped like, they like leaked a trailer.

• 1:24:55Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:24:55Speaker 07

  And then they tried to take it away, but.

• 1:24:57Bobby Lee?

  Who else is it? Did you work with Nick?

• 1:24:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, this is him, yeah, it's like a little duo.

• 1:25:01Bobby Lee?

  And how was he?

• 1:25:03Speaker 07

  He's the best. Nick is one of the, I've never worked with a more professional, yet wild actor in my life. I mean, and wild in a good way, wild meaning like, he's eccentric, you know what I mean? He's very eclectic, but like when he's on set, you would never know that. Cause he's so professional, he.

• 1:25:20Bobby Lee?

  Knows everything.

• 1:25:21Speaker 07

  He knows everything about your character, his character.

• 1:25:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:25:23Speaker 07

  He's piecing things together on the, he's so brilliant, and he's so well-prepared.

• 1:25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:28Speaker 07

  But he's also the coolest dude to talk to, cause he loves sharing like, old Hollywood stories and things like that.

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love that shit.

• 1:25:35Speaker 07

  He's the fucking coolest man. And then he'll like skirt off in a million dollar car.

• 1:25:40Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:25:41Speaker 07

  That's Nick Cage.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  Where'd you mainly shoot?

• 1:25:43Speaker 07

  Here in LA, we shot the whole thing here in LA. We're at, we're all over the place, at different studios. Yeah, you know?

• 1:25:51Bobby Lee?

  Was it?

• 1:25:51Speaker 07

  Similarities right there.

• 1:25:52Bobby Lee?

  A six week, or was it six weeks, six weeks, how many, how long was the shooting?

• 1:25:56Speaker 07

  Six months.

• 1:25:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:25:58Speaker 07

  Six, seven months or something like that.

• 1:25:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:26:00Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's a lot of big set pieces, that's all I can say about it, but it was, it's, it's gonna be dope.

• 1:26:04Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, Dan.

• 1:26:05Speaker 07

  Thank you, man, thank you. Um, yeah, I got that, you know, a bunch of stuff just is brewing around.

• 1:26:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:11Speaker 07

  That, you know, hasn't announced yet, but I can tell you off camera, can't tell you on camera.

• 1:26:16Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:26:17Speaker 07

  Yeah, I can't.

• 1:26:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, some big things though, huh?

• 1:26:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, I think, yeah, I mean, you'll see.

• 1:26:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:26:23Speaker 07

  You'll see.

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:26:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:26:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:28Speaker 04

  Congratulations on your Emmy too.

• 1:26:30Speaker 07

  Thank you very much.

• 1:26:30Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations on your Emmy.

• 1:26:31Speaker 07

  That means a lot, thank you. You said Emmy?

• 1:26:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:34Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:35Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 1:26:36Speaker 04

  That's why I said Emmy too.

• 1:26:37Speaker 07

  Emmy?

• 1:26:38Speaker 04

  I was speech impedimented too, Bobby, remember?

• 1:26:47Bobby Lee?

  You said Lemmy, right?

• 1:26:49Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:26:50Bobby Lee?

  Lemmy? Congrats on your Lemmy.

• 1:26:53Bobby Lee?

  Um, did you, what did you think of this podcast? Did you have fun?

• 1:26:57Speaker 07

  This is probably the most fun I've had on the podcast.

• 1:27:00Bobby Lee?

  Are you, don't be honest.

• 1:27:01Speaker 07

  I'm being serious. I'm being serious. I mean, minus the part where you, you know.

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  We'll edit anything. More, Lamorne, we'll edit anything else.

• 1:27:10Speaker 07

  Just, just don't get me wrong.

• 1:27:12Bobby Lee?

  There's no such thing as that.

• 1:27:14Speaker 07

  I know, I know.

• 1:27:14Bobby Lee?

  There really is no such thing as that. It's a fabricated idea.

• 1:27:19Speaker 07

  I'm shocked.

• 1:27:20Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:27:23Speaker 04

  Did you like playing the part of Garrett Morris on Saturday Night?

• 1:27:26Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah. That was fun, man. I've always wanted to be on like a comedy show like that, like an SNL or something, or, or Mad TV.

• 1:27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:33Speaker 07

  But I, you know.

• 1:27:35Speaker 04

  Was it fun filming it?

• 1:27:37Speaker 07

  It was great. It was great. It felt, Jason Reitman's the best director, so it felt like, um, felt like we were just playing around and he happened to capture everything. So we got, we got to be really silly.

• 1:27:48Bobby Lee?

  You kind of look like Garrett there.

• 1:27:50Speaker 07

  Yeah, same last name, you know, same forehead, uh, people, you know, people, people thought we were related. I used to tell people all the time that he was my dad.

• 1:27:59Bobby Lee?

  He's passed, right?

• 1:28:00Speaker 07

  No, he's still here.

• 1:28:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, did you interview, did you talk to him before you did the part?

• 1:28:04Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah. Got to hang out with him a little bit.

• 1:28:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's cool.

• 1:28:07Speaker 07

  He would tell me some wild stories, man, like the wildest stories, uh, about those days. And, uh, yeah, yeah, they, they were crazy back then, doing like.

• 1:28:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I can imagine.

• 1:28:18Speaker 07

  All they did was drugs and fuck each other.

• 1:28:20Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:28:20Speaker 07

  I was shocked they got a show.

• 1:28:21Bobby Lee?

  A lot of gay love, too.

• 1:28:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, probably, yeah.

• 1:28:23Bobby Lee?

  Even guys that are heterosexuals and stuff, they did a lot of experimenting.

• 1:28:26Speaker 07

  Probably, yeah. Alright, cool, man.

• 1:28:29Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm just saying that.

• 1:28:30Speaker 07

  We know a lot about that.

• 1:28:31Bobby Lee?

  If you and I were stars of the seventies and eighties, you and I would have, have made love.

• 1:28:35Speaker 07

  No, no, I still have standards.

• 1:28:37Bobby Lee?

  You know, no, I have standards as well. I'm just saying it's a cold, it was a cultural artistic thing to do back then.

• 1:28:43Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but like, like hot guys.

• 1:28:45Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah. No, no, no, no. I think that you would experiment. You would experiment. No, no, not yoked.

• 1:28:52Speaker 07

  Yeah, just like.

• 1:28:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:28:53Speaker 07

  Fraps and shit. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:54Bobby Lee?

  You and I would have. One night at a shoot?

• 1:28:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm just saying, like, if I'm gonna be, like, throwing around.

• 1:29:00Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:29:01Speaker 07

  I'm on Jason Momoa type.

• 1:29:02Bobby Lee?

  Right, but with all the drugs, though, you know what I mean? I look island. With all the drugs you're on, you know, like, you and I would have been at, what, Runaway? What's that? What's the big club at the 52? What's?

• 1:29:15Speaker 07

  Oh, what, you're talking about in, in back in New York?

• 1:29:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, New York.

• 1:29:18Speaker 07

  Club, uh? Studio 54.

• 1:29:21Bobby Lee?

  Studio 54.

• 1:29:22Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:23Bobby Lee?

  You, you and I, you and I, three in the morning.

• 1:29:28Speaker 07

  Nah, I don't think so.

• 1:29:28Bobby Lee?

  With Andy Warhol.

• 1:29:29Speaker 07

  Nah, it was so.

• 1:29:30Bobby Lee?

  Mick Jagger's there.

• 1:29:31Speaker 07

  Nah, I don't like those guys.

• 1:29:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I know, you don't like them, but, and then they leave, you and I lock eyes. Yeah, yeah, we're on hallucinogens.

• 1:29:39Speaker 07

  No, because once Mick Jagger leaves, I gotta go, too.

• 1:29:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:29:43Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:44Speaker 07

  Party's over at that point.

• 1:29:45Bobby Lee?

  Why would Sly and this Family Stone, too?

• 1:29:47Speaker 07

  I might stick around.

• 1:29:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would Sly, I would Sly, dude.

• 1:29:50Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:29:51Bobby Lee?

  Who else am I with? Aretha?

• 1:29:53Speaker 07

  Aretha, now I'm tapping Aretha, though.

• 1:29:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:29:56Speaker 07

  And I, you know.

• 1:29:57Bobby Lee?

  Who's behind Aretha?

• 1:29:58Speaker 07

  Somebody behind her?

• 1:29:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me. I'm behind her, dude. And then Chevy Chase is behind you. And Chevy Chase is behind me, dude.

• 1:30:05Speaker 07

  You guys are doing it like that?

• 1:30:06Bobby Lee?

  We're doing a four-way train, dude.

• 1:30:07Speaker 07

  God, man.

• 1:30:08Bobby Lee?

  Aretha, you, me, and then Chevy. I have to enter you.

• 1:30:12Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have to be. I can't be the caboose in that situation.

• 1:30:16Speaker 07

  I'm so tight.

• 1:30:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:30:19Bobby Lee?

  But do you think back then that it was more free sexually, or no?

• 1:30:22Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, probably. But it was free, but you had to be closeted still, because this shit was illegal.

• 1:30:26Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm, amen.

• 1:30:27Speaker 07

  You know, you had to. I was like in pockets.

• 1:30:29Bobby Lee?

  In pockets.

• 1:30:30Speaker 07

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:30:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because there was this guy named Charlie Hill. And Charlie Hill was, he passed away, and he was the first native comedian. And he was a dear friend. I loved him so much. He was so, he was one of those headliners that when I started was just so kind. You met some douchebags, probably, growing up, right?

• 1:30:49Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:30:49Bobby Lee?

  In this business.

• 1:30:50Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:30:50Bobby Lee?

  Douches. But he was so nice, but he used to tell me stories, and even him, I think it was either, it was Farrah Fawcett or somebody like, someone huge that he hooked up with or something, or he dated, you know what I mean? Look up Charlie Hill, please.

• 1:31:04Speaker 03

  But he was handsome.

• 1:31:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, back, I guess, back in the day.

• 1:31:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, Charlie Hill was handsome. He was tall.

• 1:31:09Bobby Lee?

  He was tall and handsome. So you're saying that I wouldn't be back then?

• 1:31:13Speaker 03

  No, no, no. I think that the weirder you were back then, the more likely you would probably have like some sexual exploration.

• 1:31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's Charlie there.

• 1:31:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's handsome.

• 1:31:21Bobby Lee?

  He is handsome?

• 1:31:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, he is.

• 1:31:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't know. Yeah, I guess he is.

• 1:31:25Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, so you don't think I would have then?

• 1:31:29Speaker 03

  No, I'm saying you would have.

• 1:31:31Bobby Lee?

  But I don't think that you think that I'm that handsome.

• 1:31:33Speaker 03

  I think.

• 1:31:35Bobby Lee?

  What about you, Lamar?

• 1:31:36Speaker 07

  What about him? Do I think he's handsome?

• 1:31:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:39Speaker 07

  I mean.

• 1:31:41Speaker 03

  Him or Bobby, up your butt.

• 1:31:44Speaker 03

  Let's play the game. Him or Bobby, up your butt.

• 1:31:48Speaker 07

  How tall was he?

• 1:31:49Speaker 03

  He looks a little, how tall is he, Bobby?

• 1:31:51Bobby Lee?

  Five-eleven?

• 1:31:52Speaker 07

  He looked big. I don't want him in me.

• 1:31:53Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:31:54Bobby Lee?

  Let me, let me, let's move on. You and I would have had a bunch of kids, seven, in the seventies and eighties.

• 1:31:58Speaker 07

  I'm not gonna lie to you.

• 1:31:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we would, not together.

• 1:32:00Speaker 07

  The science says, no. And you could, you could frame it how you want. You cannot have a baby. So how we gonna have a bunch of kids?

• 1:32:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying separately. Back in the, back in the day, when in the eighties, in the comedy story peak, you mean, where all, like, Monday nights was sold out in the main room, you guys were, you and I were going up, there we go, Studio 54. Dude, that looks so good, dude, that movie. We gotta do that love, dude, movie.

• 1:32:26Speaker 03

  Oh, my.

• 1:32:26Bobby Lee?

  I was just in the back.

• 1:32:28Speaker 03

  I'm always just in the background, like, what is going on?

• 1:32:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, it's getting scary, huh? Chat, chat, G P, is that chat G T P? G B T?

• 1:32:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:38Speaker 07

  That's pretty good.

• 1:32:39Bobby Lee?

  I have an exit, I have an exit plan.

• 1:32:41Speaker 03

  What's your exit plan?

• 1:32:43Bobby Lee?

  My exit plan is this. Sell this house.

• 1:32:45Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:32:46Bobby Lee?

  Liquidate everything.

• 1:32:47Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:32:47Bobby Lee?

  Right? Call my agents, my manager, I'm out, right? Buy a place somewhere far away. Get the beard surgery.

• 1:32:56Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:32:57Bobby Lee?

  Get the eye surgery.

• 1:33:00Speaker 03

  And what?

• 1:33:00Bobby Lee?

  Get off the grid?

• 1:33:01Speaker 03

  Not be Bobby Lee?

• 1:33:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no one will know it's me. I'll get off the grid.

• 1:33:05Speaker 03

  You know, your personality is still inside of you.

• 1:33:07Bobby Lee?

  And your fart. Oh, I want to chase that. They smell you a mile away.

• 1:33:12Bobby Lee?

  Bobby must be here. Say, are you Bobby Lee?

• 1:33:15Speaker 03

  You resemble someone.

• 1:33:17Bobby Lee?

  A lot of people say that, man. A lot of people say that I look like Bobby Lee, but I ain't Bobby Lee, man. I'm fucking tired of that shit. Same, speech impediment. Well, I just talk fast, man. You know what I mean? But, yeah, you know, I don't even know, I'm not even a big fan of that guy, man.

• 1:33:31Speaker 03

  Let me see your thumbs.

• 1:33:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. He got a thumb surgery.

• 1:33:37Bobby Lee?

  Let me see that zebra dick.

• 1:33:42Bobby Lee?

  Give Lamorne a round of applause. Lamorne.

• 1:34:06Speaker 09

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