Don't Start Fake Wars with a Fake Person

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:29Andrew Santino?

  Hey!

• 0:30Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everybody! We got new merch. And I mean, this was a traumatic day in my life.

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it really was.

• 0:35Bobby Lee?

  When I fell over and I was bullied a little bit online from Andrew.

• 0:40Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't!

• 0:41Bobby Lee?

  But, yeah, you laugh like a hyena. But let me say something. We have it on a shirt now.

• 0:47Andrew Santino?

  And we have it on a long sleeve, on a short sleeve like that, and on this hoodie, which we absolutely love.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  We love it.

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  So, go to badfriendsmerch.com to grab it. Badfriendsmerch.com.

• 0:59Speaker 03

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:01Speaker 04

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:06Speaker 03

  Oh, you two are something.

• 1:08Speaker 04

  We're bad friends.

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  Dear Lord, thank you for the familiars. Thank you for the meal on my plate. I'm grateful to you.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, natives, for all of the land. We gave you casinos. Cut off your hands.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Sorry about the small parks. The things that we gave you. The blanket was nice, but it filled with disease.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  Sorry natives, whoops are bad.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  That's Thanksgiving. Sorry natives, whoopsie are bad. We really did a lot of damage and we named our sports teams after your leaders.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Love dances with wolves, I love Lhasa Mohicans. Favorite movies of all time.

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  And Minnetonka shoes.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  Amen.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  Amen. Amen to that.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Amen to that, yeah. Uh, we love them. Yeah, I, you know, I, um, I've collaborated with some natives in my life.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did great on that.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  I really enjoy, I really enjoy, um, the people and the culture and, um, we want to say, um, thank you.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  We do love all of our native fans. We do have a lot of native fans.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  We love Mong. I know that's not native, but yeah.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Mong is not native, but.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand, I understand that, but we do love them.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  We love the Mong people.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Mong people. They're mountain people.

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  We love, there isn't a group of people we don't like.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  No, there's one.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  I, what, you say it first. No, we really?

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let me think of the thing.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  What group of people don't we like on the count of three? One, two, three.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Eskimos. Oh.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  What? What did you say? Jerks.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, jerks.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Jerks.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  I said Eskimos.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow. Why don't you like Eskimos?

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  They're snowballs. They hurt so bad. You know what they do is they.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  They huck them.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, they, they make it and then they, overnight it freezes into an ice ball.

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  And they re, it's very, there he is.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  Come on, look at how cute that guy is.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  They're the best.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a girl?

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  That's a girl.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  I can't even tell.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  See Eskimos, they were ahead of the trend.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  That's a gender, that is a fluid person.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  It's a fluid, yeah.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't know who that is.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Look at that nose. They love to kiss with the nose.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  Eskimo kisses.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you want to do an Eskimo kiss?

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  Merry Christmas.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Merry Christmas.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  No, Happy Thanksgiving.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  I mean, how do they tongue? I mean, that's it, right? There's no way to get more, you know, because when you're kissing, right? You can, you know, you do closed mouth in the beginning. You kind of figure out what their style is. And then you dart in the tongue. And sometimes you do, you know, I mean, like washing machine. Dart in?

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's like wrestling. You gotta find a way.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How is that working out? That technique. It works.

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty good.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Probably 10,000 times I've done it. Right?

• 4:30Andrew Santino?

  Most of them.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  But with Eskimo, how do you get more, you know, I mean intimate with it?

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, they have sex, bud.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Hey, I'm just having the kissing style.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, brother, I don't think Eskimo.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Maybe they blow, maybe they blow snot into the other hole.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  That's actually smart.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  It could be.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  I just saw Predator Badlands.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that movie, dude, last night? What a movie.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  So good?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  So good. But the movie is, because you never watch, you never watch the movies I recommend. Like, you never saw Weapons?

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  I wasn't allowed.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  It's rated R.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, um.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  I am not allowed to.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Would you, have you, what Predator movies have you seen?

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  The original.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  That's the only one?

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  That's the best one.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Did you see Prey?

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Prey? Incredible, same director.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  I've only seen the original.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  You gotta watch Prey, you gotta watch this. It's incredible. You saw it? Yeah. Incredible, right? So fun. What do you think it's about? Tell me.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  Predator Badlands?

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, give me a photo. Give me an image and I can tell you the story.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Very easy.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  You're very good at this, by the way.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  This is probably one of my best qualities.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's go to, yeah, that one. That photo.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's about immigration.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is all about immigration.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But it's the reverse.

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, because in this time, America's going real bad.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  And Mexico's thriving, right? So, yeah. Which one is the Mexican?

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Fancy. Watch it.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Fancy.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  Watch it, pal.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, um, right there, you know where they are? El Paso, right there.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  That's El Paso.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they're trying to get into Ora's. Right? Right, and so he, to make it easier, he slices her in half.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  No, just rips her body off.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, in half.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, cause that's probably easier to get her across.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And her name is Karen, for some reason.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why?

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why, but her name is Karen, and she's like, you know what? Um, hey, Raul, or, uh, yeah.

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  That's Raul?

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, whatever your name is, this is one of her lines. You know what I mean?

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Like, dude, I'm not like climbing any fences, okay? I'm not gonna go in any body of water, find a way.

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  Is that El Manning?

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's great in it.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  This girl is so fucking good.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  She's so good.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  She's good in everything now.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  It's almost like her career has flourished the most the last like five years, right?

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Complete unknown, she was killed in there.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  Unbelievable.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  And who, and who's the actor playing the Predator?

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  Is that Jacob Elordi again?

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  No, he's, I've never seen him before, but he's very good at it.

• 7:04Andrew Santino?

  See, this is the problem, look at, look, zoom in, look at how handsome this guy is, then they put him in that mask.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  So you don't even get to see how handsome he is.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  So, pick an ugly guy for that, this is my problem with Hollywood, just let an oggo do that. You can't give that to us, it's in a mask.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, you have to have the body.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  What, no you don't? What do you mean, it's just a fucking suit.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  No, he's not wearing a s- I mean, he's wearing like probably latex stuff on his arms.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  You're telling me that's, let me see the full body, you can see the armor behind him.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Can I give you the premise or no?

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  Uh, it's not about immigration, I guess then.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  Is that what's wrong?

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you're a little wrong, yeah.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  I think the premise of this is, um, Predator, okay.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Be real.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. So Predator is, um, there's a new regime taking over, and he is against it, he's like the renegade. And she is, he falls in love with her, and he's trying, he's trying to protect her because they're going to ki- they're gonna kill her.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Cause she's white.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  They're killing off all the Karens.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  The killing of the Karens, and he loves her, and he says the only way for this to work is if I ki- cut you in half, I'll reassemble you later.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Because they need to think you're dead, and now they're on the run, he's reassembled her, and they're, and they're on the run from the regime.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Pretty close.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  Am I close?

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  Alright. What is it? What is it?

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, should I be real about it? I don't want to give any spoilers away.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, you don't have to spoil it when you give the premise of the movie.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you the premise of the movie.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  So, he's, you know, here's what I like about the movie, right? You never get insight in terms of the culture of whoever the predators are, right? Do you see the movie? I haven't seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  You're talking like the original Predator.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Right, you just, it's just some alien who can camouflage, you know what I mean? Cool weapons, and they're difficult to kill. I mean, that's pretty much all the Predator movies. And now, in this, you see, you know, the family dynamics.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  Of the Predator family?

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Of the Predator family, and it's very North Korean, I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Is he the young, is that young Predator? Like, is he the baby of the family?

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  He's the baby of the family, and because he is smaller than all his brothers, right?

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  He's dating a white girl?

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  Like, man, a little predator can't get himself a nice.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he's gay, you know, all, all gay minorities have like this white girl that's like sticking up for them.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, yeah. The Yaucha.

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  It's called the Yaucha.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so, um, basically, um, he's the runt, and the father is like, he needs to die because he's a shame on the family.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Right? So, um, he, the little Yaucha goes, well, can I go to this planet to kill that, this monster that no one can kill? Because they like to hunt.

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  And the father's like, you can't kill that. I'm afraid of it.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Right, and he goes to this, he goes to this, um, planet, Badlands, I don't know what the planet's called, and, um, that's where the movie.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  That's the beginning of the film.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  And she's, um, she works for a corporation, um.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  She works for like BlackRock?

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yes, sort of like BlackRock, but she's an, you know, an android, and she was split in half from that creature.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  So she's a humanoid, she's half-human, half?

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  No, she's fully an android.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she's no human at all?

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  There's no humans in the movie.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  Should be.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Hey, a really good movie, um.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  So it's worth it, though?

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can you do this, because I just, before I can get, I want to get this off my chest real quick, um. Can you stop, um, telling me to send me, uh, send you my, my dead, dead photos?

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  I was in Mexico with some friends.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so one in the morning, this guy calls me, he goes, yo, he goes, send me photos of your dead dad. Send me photos of your dead dad. I go, why? He's like, my friends want to see it.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  I was telling the story.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  I was telling the story of how this podcast was kind of birthed and at the beginning, what had happened with your dad and how Daddy Why You Die became a thing.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  And then, one of the guys was like, that's crazy though, the picture thing. And he's, and he was like, that's not real though. I was like, that's very real.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  And he was like, no. I go, okay. And I called you, I was like, will you send me a picture of your dead dad?

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then you showed it to him, what happened?

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  I sent.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  By the way, this guy's a big star.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I sent it to everybody.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  I airdropped it to all of them. They all have it now. They're gonna blow one up and put it in their house.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  So what, um, when you showed it to him, what happened?

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  I was the king of the party for a couple of minutes.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did they laugh?

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Everyone was shocked. It wasn't as funny as I thought it was gonna be.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Obviously, yeah, yeah. It's not funny.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, the second photo of your dad is weirder because it, one of them is like a selfie with your dad. And the other one, your mom's crying, but you're straightforward.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, I'm not in that photo.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  The second one you're in.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that was like a, um, camera setup, that the timer thing.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  And I had to run around, which is always, you know.

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  Imagine you set the timer and your dad's body moves a little bit and you're like, hold on, set it again.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But the first one I sent you is the most tragic one because right when my dad dies, I catch my mom crying. And my brother's just like, he makes a face that, he's like,

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's in shock.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's in shock.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  That's Steve shock.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  That's Steve, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and it's a brutal photo.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  But I like, I like that you sent it and I appreciate you. I needed to show everyone.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, you ruined whatever party you were at, I think.

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  Pretty hard.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  It was pretty bad. Nobody liked it.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  No, they loved it. No, they loved it. They thought it was funny.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, when I sent it to the Hudson's, they didn't like it, remember?

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  That's weird they didn't like it.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:37Andrew Santino?

  I was in Mexico. You gotta show something fun in Mexico. We were scared in Mexico.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  Walking the streets of Mexico.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  Late at night, getting some tacos.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  I love Mexico.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Is it good tacos?

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about the tacos.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, and we, birra? Birra? Birra. Birra?

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  And they were shaving it off in front of you. I was like, oh, God, dude, it was so good.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love when they do that.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  When they shave it, and the cheese is on top, so they cut a little slice of cheese, throw it in there.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  The guy was a fucking magician, and then the little woman next to him was hand making tortillas. Oh, dude.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  I love Mexico.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  My mouth is watering.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  It's so delicious.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  Right off, right off.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  What town? What town are you in?

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  Spit. Right off the spit.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  That's the town? Spit, Mexico? Where is it?

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  It's called, uh, Noice.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Nice?

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  Noice.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Noice.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  Noice.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Noice, Mexico.

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  Noice.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  No ice. It was called No Ice, Mexico.

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  Nice. No, we were in Cabo.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  You're in Cabo?

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  Cabo is fun.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fun.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Cabo's so fucking rad, and it's actually, I haven't been in like a decade.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  Loved.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude, I love Cabo.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Although the ocean.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  I've been to Tulum.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  Tulum's great.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm always afraid in foreign countries, um.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Because they're, they're gonna steal my, like, organs. I don't know why I have that fear, but like, I'm gonna wake up.

• 14:06Speaker 05

  You look like them. They don't want you.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna say something like that. No, because you, no, no, that's not the right, no, I'm gonna argue against that.

• 14:12Speaker 05

  Like, your liver's American, it's like.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I don't think that, no, that's, no, no, no, no.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if they want your organs, man.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Like, in Mexico, they'll be like, hey, this guy, you know, you know, he has the same kinda body we do.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe his liver will fit in Uncle Pedro's. Body, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  With yours is like, no, this one's gonna be too big for Uncle Pedro.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Too big.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's like five times more too big, he's not gonna be able to get in there.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  He has a lump on the side like, eh, Santino's pancreas.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look like I have a tumor, yeah.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they're not gonna go. Fifty dollars, like, you know, two thousand. Two, a couple grand.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  No, what? My liver is fifty, fifty dollars?

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  No, wait, his liver's worth way more than mine.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  I have a bunch of alcohol running through mine. They don't know that by looking. Well, he's got a GLP-1 in his, though.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  You've got.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  They'll lose weight. Yeah, yeah.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  Take your organs to lose weight?

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's benefits for my organs.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  On the black market, a human liver can be worth anywhere from fifty grand to five hundred and fifty thousand.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  Vote down below, fans. What's our liver worth?

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  Winner winner check and dinner. We have, finally have a winner of the Great British Baking Show this season.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  I didn't see it. Finish it. I have two more.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess, though?

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm excited for the guess.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  It's that tall, good-looking gay guy.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  You know who I'm talking about?

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's so cute. He looks like a surfer.

• 15:32Andrew Santino?

  But I'm not gonna tell you yes or no.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't?

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, you wanna know?

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  It's either him or the lady that has no hair.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  The bald lady.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  She's not bald. She has alopecia.

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  She's not bald.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  What the?

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  She's not like a Midwest dad.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  It could have been a fashion thing.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  No, no, she, well, she talks about it almost every episode, that she has alopecia.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  They're very clear.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Here's why I don't know that.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  They're clear about it every.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you why? I don't know that.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  You fast-forward through the whole thing to get to the very end.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I just fast-forward during the judging parts.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Of, that's the most important part.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I, I don't know of the backstory of any people, like, you know, they follow them back.

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're not invested in that.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not invested in that.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  I am.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but anyway, um, is it either one of those two? Is it?

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna find out in the next two days.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  I might not watch it. Tell me.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  It's jazz.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  She's awesome.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's awesome.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  For the fans that haven't watched it yet, too bad.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, this is-

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's been out for a couple-

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  This is my test show with dating.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this show?

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  So, you know, sometimes when, the first time, somebody would spend the night at my house, it's a test show.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  Right, I think you-

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  So I'll go, "You watch Big Off?" I'm like, "What is that?" I go, "I'm watching episodes of my favorite shows." And halfway during it, sometimes I'll go, or they'll fall asleep.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  And then you can't trust them.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  I can't do it.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  See, I, when I was dating, I always put on American History X. That was my-

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  That was your sleep?

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, when girls would come over, I go, "What do you think?"

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  And if they really got in.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  You know, then if they were into it. There's a couple of movies I would show girls when I was dating to make sure that they were kinda like-

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  Mine's The Clockwork Orange.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  That's a good one. Very good.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, American Psycho, kinda like some easy watching stuff.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:23Andrew Santino?

  Stuff that's like-

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  Do you like, that is really interesting when you start dating a girl. What do you show her first to see if she's on your wavelength of either music or film?

• 17:31Speaker 05

  I don't think girls like that.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Music and film?

• 17:34Speaker 05

  No, it gives them the ick when guys are like, "You have to watch these three things, or I don't like you."

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, I don't like-

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  You don't say it!

• 17:41Speaker 05

  I know, but they know you're-

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  You don't say it!

• 17:43Speaker 05

  They know you're doing it.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  No, but it's-

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't!

• 17:45Speaker 05

  They know.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  It's a test.

• 17:47Speaker 05

  I'm on gay Instagram. I know this.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Here's the thing. Can I say it? Alright?

• 17:53Speaker 05

  It's your show.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, thank you.

• 17:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm a producer.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  Damn dude, he's toody roody today.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're toody roody, but fufu.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  You've got ruddy toody fuddy, man.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like it, dude.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  You're a little meanie weenie. What's going on with you today?

• 18:04Speaker 05

  I'm not meanie.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  What happened this morning? What did you do this morning?

• 18:07Speaker 05

  I had a bad night. A girl texted me last night, like, "I'm never talking to you again," and all this stuff. And I was like, "What could have happened?" Like-

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  Did you sleep with her?

• 18:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  That's probably what happened.

• 18:17Speaker 05

  No, she, she texted me sex, Y or N, and I wrote N. And then she got really mad, and two days later-

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Why, why N?

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Why N?

• 18:25Speaker 05

  Because I was watching, um, F1, and then after that, I watched Top Gun, and I didn't wanna be into it.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  It was a great race.

• 18:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. No, no, no, the movie with Brad Pitt.

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I thought you were talking about F1 that just happened.

• 18:35Speaker 05

  No, no, I was watching movies, and I didn't wanna deal with it, and then a couple of days later-

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, you could, okay. Well, yeah, dude, I think the response is not-

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  I've done that.

• 18:43Andrew Santino?

  The response is not N. The response is- I would love to, I can't now.

• 18:49Speaker 05

  No, I lied and said I was out of town and everything, it was a whole thing.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  You did like my grandma died again?

• 18:54Speaker 05

  I said I was in Nashville partying, I made like a really-

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Can we go back to, um?

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  You?

• 18:58Speaker 05

  Again, it's your show, I'm only, you know, I work-

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  I could tell he was flustered, though.

• 19:03Speaker 05

  I did, I, you wanna know the truth? I got extorted twice in the past five weeks.

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 19:08Speaker 05

  Extorted.

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  By whom?

• 19:10Speaker 05

  Once a gangster and another a girl.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Tell me the gangster extortion.

• 19:14Speaker 05

  I got a call from a gangster and he was like, "Give me all this money, or I'm gonna leak all this stuff about you online." And then he texted me on WhatsApp saying they were gonna come to my house. I had to call the police, it was a whole thing. I think McCone knows, yeah.

• 19:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, he called me.

• 19:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, I called him, so I was like, I'd take like Xanax, I was like freaking out, it was crazy.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's terrible.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  Talk about burying the fucking lead. Where the fuck is this, the whole show?

• 19:36Speaker 05

  It's so real.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  It was too real, he didn't wanna talk about it.

• 19:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, so how does somebody get your phone number? And what do they have to leak about you, like do you have nudes?

• 19:42Speaker 05

  I think they thought I was married still. No, I don't have nudes on the internet or anything, or even on my phone, for this reason.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  And they threatened to leak your information?

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  The word "gangster" is a little suspect.

• 19:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  It's just some troll.

• 19:52Speaker 05

  No, it was like a Mexican-

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  Was it Yakuza?

• 19:55Speaker 05

  No, it was like a Mexican dude.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  If you don't-

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  Give me your money!

• 20:01Speaker 05

  If a Mexican dude threatens to like harm you, that's a gangster.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it was a Mexican dude? You heard his voice?

• 20:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, he like read me my address and-

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, give me the voice!

• 20:10Speaker 05

  I'm not, I can't do the voice.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  Can't.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow, alright, so it was a guy that you actually heard his voice?

• 20:16Speaker 05

  Yes, and he wouldn't let me hang up, it was all the tells of someone trying to-

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  So you got through, you got extorted by a gangster and then extorted by someone else? I mean, you're so extortable.

• 20:24Speaker 05

  A girl, a girl I went out with three years ago texted me a couple of weeks ago saying, with like an Apple Pay request for like a couple of grand. And she was like, "Give me this, or I'm gonna leak gossip about you online." And I don't know what that really means, like-

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  One time, um, on Tiger Belly, I said, um, "Black people are oily."

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  I remember that.

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you remember that? I don't even know what that means. I just said it, right?

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  And so then this black lady, um, on my direct message is like, "If you don't give me this amount of money, I'm gonna put this out into the world." I go, "I just said it on my pod." You know what I mean?

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  It's already out.

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  It's already out. Like, they're trying to use what I said already, that I said out loud, against me. I'm like, "It's already on the internet."

• 21:08Speaker 05

  Do you get Venmo requests?

• 21:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, I do, yeah.

• 21:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:11Speaker 05

  You don't?

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  You put your name on there. I don't put my name on there.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, on Venmo, you're like asking for them to ask for money.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I read their stories, though.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  Domino's. Listen, you know what? They have stepped up their game.

• 21:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, they got specialty pizzas. That's the big thing.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know-

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  It's not the old school-

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  That's my favorite word.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  Specialty?

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 21:34Andrew Santino?

  Or pizza?

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  Both.

• 21:35Andrew Santino?

  You like specialty pizzas?

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  Here's one. This is the spicy chicken bacon ranch. Look at that thing. That's got chicken, that's got jalapenos.

• 21:43Bobby Lee?

  That thing is so good, dude.

• 21:44Andrew Santino?

  And, and it's got mozzarella. 100% real mozzarella, finished off with a drizzle of buffalo sauce. You love buffalo sauce.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. What about this? What about this one?

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  What's that?

• 21:52Bobby Lee?

  What about this? We had the extravaganza.

• 21:55Andrew Santino?

  Extravaganza!

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  And I already ate a piece. It was delicious. And you know what, what's in this, dude? Pepperoni, ham.

• 22:01Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  Italian sauces, beef.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  Fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, and black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone, provolone and cheese made with 100% real mozzarella, dude. I'll have another bite. Why not?

• 22:13Andrew Santino?

  Do a full two over.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 22:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, baby.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yo, extravaganza!

• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  Extravaganza! Uh, they got the spicy chicken bacon ranch, the people's pizza deluxe, that extravaganza, and the meatza. The meatza pizza has all the meats you could ever-

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess. Pepperoni.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  Ham.

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  There's no way they have Italian sauces as well.

• 22:32Andrew Santino?

  You better believe they have that, and beef, and it's all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese made- 100% real mozzarella!

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  Pizza!

• 22:40Andrew Santino?

  Pizza, pizza, pizza. Do you like pizza? We know you do. We like pizza. And, uh, if you're looking to order some pizza, you got some friends over, you're watching the game, or you're playing a video game, or you're hanging out in the game of life, so grab yourself some Domino's.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  DraftKings Sports. Do you know what the three Ts of Thanksgiving are?

• 22:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

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• 23:04Andrew Santino?

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• 23:11Bobby Lee?

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• 23:29Andrew Santino?

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• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Display. Oh my God. In high school, I used to have posters and they were all ripped apart because back then, we didn't have display. But if we had display back then, I would only have displays.

• 24:16Andrew Santino?

  And now we have Display. It's a one-of-a-kind metal poster designed to capture your unique passions. It created a 21st century canvas that's sturdy. Right here, you can see it's magnet mounted.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  You like Lord of the Rings?

• 24:26Andrew Santino?

  You like Lord of the Rings?

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  You get that Marvel. You like Marvel?

• 24:28Andrew Santino?

  They got over 2 million designs from Marvel, DC, Warhammer. They have so much of and they have Bad Friends stuff on there.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  Look at the Bad Friends one.

• 24:34Andrew Santino?

  Each product is a high-quality design printed on metal, and it's not going to put holes in your wall, no drills, no nails.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Even the coloring, look at how vibrant the red color is on his teeth.

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

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• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  It's easy to mount.

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

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• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Display.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  Collect your passions.

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  Like when they-

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  They're long. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My Uncle Louis lost his toe, you know what I mean? And he's not living at my house. My kids haven't eaten today. I mean, it goes on and on. And I'll just have like a, like a moment, you know?

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever given money to a stranger like that?

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  No. But I'll have a moment and I'm like, "Oh, anyway." And I'll just talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But they're very sad and my heart goes out to them.

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, I don't read the requests. That's insane.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 25:42Andrew Santino?

  You start, you're gonna, because at some point you might get, you maybe you will get suckered into doing it.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:47Andrew Santino?

  And who knows how honest that is?

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:49Andrew Santino?

  See, to me, I remember as a kid, you know when someone's like, "Don't give that homeless guy money. He's fucking gonna use it for drugs or whatever."

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  And then the old joke is like, "I'm gonna use it for drugs or whatever," you know?

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  But I always give them money because they're out there asking. If you have the balls to ask, I give you some money.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  But the internet, who knows if they're fucking with you?

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  On the street, it's like, "Yeah, dude, here, have some fucking money."

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've had ex-girlfriends ask.

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  For money?

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  What's the most amount of- Yeah, that is, well, no, it's not. It's not that they ask for money, they're just saying, "Can I have money?" But if they say, "Give me money or else."

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Like, girls I had seen like for four months or whatever and it's like, and they're just, they're just out, you know, it's tough out there. And that, I can't say no, no.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  What's the most amount of money you've given somebody?

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're not much, like, you know what I mean? Like, uh, an electrical bill.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  That's actually a clever, "I'll pay your bill."

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll pay their bill.

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  Instead of giving you cash.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I get, I Venmo whatever the electrical bill is. I don't give them-

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  They're not using that for the electrical bill.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Whatever the, whatever the thing is.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  By the way, electrical bill is such a random. "Do you pay my trash, water and power?"

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:59Andrew Santino?

  Remember, I gave you head one time. You owe me trash, water, power.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  You've, so you've never loaned a stranger money?

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  I don't loan friends money either.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  You don't?

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  No, what I will do is give you money. It's not a loan. I refuse. And I learned this years ago from an, from an older gentleman who said, "Don't ever loan people money. You either give it to them, or you don't."

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  It does not, will not come back, it should not come back, it does not exist.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  So, do not loan, it'll ruin a friendship. It will.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  I would give a friend money before I'd ever be like, "I want it back."

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you get one, though.

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you get one.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you get one.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  Better be good.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it better be a good one, yeah, yeah.

• 27:36Andrew Santino?

  Or I get people work. That's, if somebody says to me, "I need money",

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  I'll get them a job, I'll find them a job to get them money.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  Cause then it's easier to go, "How about I cook you up with something that'll give you money?"

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? I just did, I did a gig I didn't wanna fucking do, just so someone else would get paid.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  I had this girl, it's too dark, though, I can't.

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  Give it, give it, please.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  There was this girl that I met twenty-five years ago, and she is, she, very hot. But she's like, "I need money to, um, I need money, I don't have any money." I go, "You can clean my apartment." So she would, once a week, twice a week, come over to clean my apartment.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  And you hooked up with her?

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  This is the Seinfeld episode.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, then I, you know, I mean, one day I was taking a nap while she was cleaning, and then I, I wake up and she's literally in my bed. And I'm like, "Oh, my God, this is amazing." And then we started seeing each other, and then, months later, she disappears.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  Stop cleaning, huh?

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Stop cleaning.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  When she started sucking, she stopped cleaning.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, uh-

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  The place was a mess!

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  And then I would get calls from her mom, like, "Have you seen this person?"

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  Are you being serious?

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm being serious.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  So she went missing?

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  She went missing.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  She cleaned herself out of existence?

• 28:48Speaker 05

  You weren't a suspect?

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:49Speaker 05

  You weren't a suspect?

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  Key, key, key suspect.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean-

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  And then, months after that, um, I get a call and they found her in a, an abandoned house, I'm not kidding you. In a bathtub, completely naked, with heroin holes all over her arm. And she'd OD'd.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  How dirty was your house?

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  She'd rather do heroin.

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  Than clean your fucking house.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, she'd rather.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  Damn. You know Polly's like pretending to be mad at us?

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's stupid.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  You know this whole bit?

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  It's bullshit.

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  You should pretend like you're fucking mad at the guy.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not mad at him.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  Cause you don't.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  You don't want to start a false war with a false person.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  That's an old proverb my grandfather used to tell me. Never start war with a.

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  Fake pussy.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Fake pussy, yeah, yeah.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  Never start a fake war with a fake pussy.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that should be on everyone's wall. That's right next to live, laugh, love.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  So everyone listening, Polly's trying to start a fake war with us. There's no tension.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  When we see, no, this is the, this is the game we play.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  No, it's fine. I thought you wanted to play.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not playing the game.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  Alright, go ahead.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you never play with the.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  Now this will start a real war with Polly. He'll be mad that you did this.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here's the deal, okay? I don't know what he's trying to do, but he's trying to start something. We're not even aware of it. We don't. Whenever we see him, it's all hugs and kisses.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  He's taking a note from the book of, uh, Howie.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Elijah.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Howie Mandel.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Howie Mandel, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  Cause Howie loves this kind of bullshit.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  He loves.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  On that, yeah. And then Mandel. The last time I saw him, like, four days ago, apologized profusely for the, remember the, the, him waking me up incident?

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  We talked about that, right?

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  Did we never talk about it on the show?

• 30:31Speaker 05

  No.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'll tell everyone. This is what happened. This is my war with Howie Mandel. This is real.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's not a war anymore.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  Inside still a little.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I, I did this movie. You know, and, um. It was like, all the scenes are with me and Howie. And a lot of people are in it, but, um, and so, um.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  This is Jim's movie, no? No.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 30:54Speaker 05

  No, not Karate Ghost.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  It's not Karate Ghost, no.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm so excited for that to come out.

• 30:59Speaker 05

  Shame.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Steve Howie's in it, Karate Ghost.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  Where are you?

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good. Please.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Stop!

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  Show yourself!

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  Show yourself.

• 31:22Andrew Santino?

  Did you feel that?

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 31:29Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, and so we're both chefs in this movie. Anyway, um,

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  so we're working all day. We're on every fucking scene. And also, it was two days of, you know,

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Will you stop with the karate goes, man?

• 31:51Speaker 05

  You all look happy on set.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  Did you hear something?

• 31:55Speaker 05

  That's a spoiler, man.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  Stop that. Take it down.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  So, um, two days straight, like, five in the morning call times, and also me and Howie on every scene.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, we would rap, like, at midnight. It was fucking tough. So, one, the next day, um, we did like five scenes in a row, all day, which I'm not complaining. It's just, that's how movies are.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  It's just long days.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  They're long days. And I, and, and finally, somebody goes, "Listen, you're not in the next couple of scenes, so you can rest." And I was like, whenever that, they say that, I'm like, "Yes!"

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  So in this studio that we're at, there was like this corner of this studio where it's kind of away from everything, and there's like this long couch, right?

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Casting couch.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's completely dark, kind of too. So I'm like, I was eyeing it all day. I was like, "That's where I'm gonna take my nap." Right? So I, you know, I curl up, and I fall asleep. Completely asleep. About 20 minutes later, I feel something in my ear.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And I'm like, you know, you know, trying to-

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  Wax?

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I kind of look up, and there is a 90-year-old-

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Background actress.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Alright, she has her bony, white finger inside my ear, dude.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "What the fuck?", right? And I look at her, and then I look beyond her, and there's Howie Mandel with a camera.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Shooting it.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  It's funny.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  It's funny, it's insane, but it's very funny.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it's not okay.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  It's not okay.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  But it's very funny.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  So I kinda get up, I go, "Lady, get the fuck out of here", right?

• 33:41Andrew Santino?

  That's not what you said to her.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  What'd I say?

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  Cause you called me, you said, "Who the fu- who are you?"

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  You were like, "Who the fuck are you?"

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  "Who the fuck are you?"

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  And Howie starts laughing.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  And she turns to him to like validate.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Validate that that he was his fault.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  The prank.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Right. And so I look at Howie and I go, "Dude, don't do that again, man. What the fuck are you doing?"

• 34:04Andrew Santino?

  It's insane.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  He's like, "We're li- I'm just having fun, we're not laughing", you know what I mean?

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  Just a bit.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? So they all leave.

• 34:10Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  I go back to sleep, right? Then I feel, right, my hand is wet. And it's in warm water.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay? It's in warm water, right? And then I open my eyes, Howie Mandel has my hand in a bucket of warm water. Cause he was trying to get me to pee.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  In my sleep.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  And I went ape shit. I went fucking nuclear on him.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  It's very funny, I'm sorry.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I go, "Fuck you! I'm never working with you again", I, I went snapped because I was so tired, right? And, you know what I mean? And I just had reached my breaking point.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  Blew up on Howie.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  To the point where, in the next scene, the director had to come up to us and go, "Hey, you guys okay because this isn't working."

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Like, like, "You guys have to amend this."

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  You sent me a photo and you look fucking super pissed.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  I was fucking livid.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  There's a photo of him with Howie, I don't know if you can find it, Howie behind him. He didn't post it.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  Um, he said, he's got it in his phone. He sent me a picture of him and Howie and he looks like so funny. And Howie's like smiling and Bobby is so fucking mad, dude.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm so mad, dude.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  It was hilarious, I'm sorry to laugh, but it was fucking hilarious.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  That last scene with him took forever. And the director keep coming out, "Guys, come on", I'm like... Fuck this guy.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  And I'm, oh, let me just say this too, okay? It's disappointing because as a kid, growing up.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's world.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  I was a huge, I, I still love him deeply.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  But I'm a huge Howie Mandel fan. I, I can't even believe that he calls me and stuff like it. You know, sometimes you'll, you, you know, you, you've been fans of somebody and then now they call you.

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  And you're just in awe of it, like.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I can't fucking believe.

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  So and so knows me.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's shocking.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  It's shocking, right? You have all that in play, right? But then, you know, once, tha- that just goes out the window. And now he's just some old dude fucking with you. You're right. And then, and it got to the point where after we wrapped, you know how they go, if people don't know, when, if you're, it's your last scene in the movie. You know, the director goes, all right, that was Bobby's last scene.

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  Rap on Bobby.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Rap on Bobby and everyone claps.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  I fucking hate it so much.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  I hate it too, right?

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  It's so annoying.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  So they do it, but I grab my shit. I don't say anything to anybody. I just head right out the thing, get in my car and I fucking drive away.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  The crew loved it.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  They hated it. Yeah, I was really fucked.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  But you weren't being mean to the crew. You're.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just so livid. And then, you know, the repeated texts. So finally I ran into Howie. He goes, hey, man, I owe you dinner. I go, we're good. We're good. We don't.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to have dinner with you. You're gonna.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  Crazy old lady and she's gonna fucking throw food at me in the middle of it.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  I mean, what would you have done?

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I'm much more temperamental than you. That would have fucking, look, the first one I'd have been like, ha, ha, ha.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  Then the second one I would have been like, okay, I'm gonna fucking get you back bad. I'm gonna get you back fucking bad.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, I probably would have smeared poop in his trailer. Something fun like that.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  But you, that, right? I'm not.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I would have loaded up. You, you, you got mad and left. I would have loaded up. I would have been preparing during the day. How can I fucking?

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  You know, can I, can I slash his tires?

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  Can I really take it to the next level?

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  That it shouldn't go to?

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went, yeah, I mean, so I, it wasn't inappropriate, my feelings.

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  No, it was, it was, it was disrespectful of how you, also, you don't, you know, there's an old rule, old world rule. You know the old world rule.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  You, you don't, you don't pester a sleeping man.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  I've heard that from my grandfather.

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  Do not pester.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  You don't pester a sleeping man. You don't pester a sleeping man.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  Don't start fake wars with a fake person.

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  And more importantly, you don't pester a sleeping man. You don't pester a sleeping man.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't.

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  People are vulnerable when they're sleeping. You don't do that. You wanna fuck with me, I better be awake.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Also, it's not, it's not, I was fatigued.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  You're tired from the show.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was running on two hours of sleep. I was like, fatigued.

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  That a 70-year-old man is playing those games is so funny. That's why it's funny. That's why Howie's a funny guy.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  He's a funny guy, yeah.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  Because he will fuck with you, but this beef that, that, this beef that is being had right now with you and Paulie.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  It's fake.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  You don't like it.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  It's not that I don't like it, it's just that, cuz when I see him, it's like, dead, and we hug and all that stuff, right?

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you love him.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  I love him, but like, he's trying to start this thing I've seen online.

• 38:41Speaker 05

  I don't know anything about it. I got a missed call from him, though.

• 38:44Andrew Santino?

  Probably this.

• 38:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  But he told me, he was like.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  But we're not gonna bite.

• 38:50Andrew Santino?

  You're not, but I was kinda willing to have fun with it, but yeah, I like that you're like, fuck that.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think this is the best route?

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  It's the one that you wanna take, so I'll be on there with you.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  I'll ride with you.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  What's the route that you wanted to take?

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  I wanted to see a little fake war between you guys.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  But it was with you, too.

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was bad friends. It wasn't just me.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  I know, but he came up to me in the parking lot and was like, "Think we should do something, me and Bobby?"

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  "Mad at him."

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  Nah.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  I was like, "You're not mad at him."

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  That's something that, he would say mad that way.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Mad at him. Yeah. Yeah.

• 39:23Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't, I, I didn't know if he had talked to you about it. That's why I was curious.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  No, he was, he's been, um, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, yeah.

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  He's one of the sweetest guys in fucking stand-up.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  But, um, yeah, I'm not doing, I'll do, I'll do a war with Howie.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  But he would, this is what he wants, though. That's the thing with Howie's mentality, you know what I mean? He thrives on this shit.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not biting. The whole Bill Burr, Billy Corgan thing was, he was loving every minute of that.

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I did, too. I thought that was fascinating.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  It was fascinating, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  It was brilliant.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  But, um, I'd love to see Bill mad.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  That's what he's the best at.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  He's the best at.

• 39:59Andrew Santino?

  And Billy Corgan.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, he was sheepish in that.

• 40:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, it was a little.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  He was like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know."

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  It was a little unnerving.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  It was unnerving, yeah.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  The whole thing was a little shit.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  But, yeah, Howie, um, we're good.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  We're good, we're good.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  You're good.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Have you never been mad on a set, or, no one's ever fucked you, like pissed you off? I've made so many people mad.

• 40:21Andrew Santino?

  I had the last season of Dave, I had an unfortunate. Uh, moment. It wasn't just me.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  Um, the director.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  I love this.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  The director.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Tell me, tell me.

• 40:33Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't mention her name or anything, but. We were shooting a scene outside. We were like out in the countryside and it was like a crazy fucking morning. Like, nothing was set up right. It was kinda wackadoo. And there was a lot of moving pieces, but it was also like a huge wide. For people at home that wanna know, usually shoot it wide and then you come in close. It depends on the director's style, but a lot of times you get this big fuck off wide, you get to warm up, and then you get to the scene and you get really down to the nitty gritty. You get really micro. Anyway, we're shooting this huge fucking wide and we're like walking through and I'm like, we're walking through and then we go behind this bus that we're on. And then we kind of are chilling, but it's me and a few of the castmates and so we're kinda fucking through the scene because you're never gonna use that shot for more than a quarter of a tenth of a second.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  So then we go around the bus and we're all chatting.

• 41:20Andrew Santino?

  And she fucking loses it.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  We can fucking hear you. This is the third fucking time you guys are talking through the fucking day and you're not even, like a bunch of children. When she called us children. That's when I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. I was like. I love it, I love it. I was like, you're crazy out of pocket.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm a fucking adult male. You don't talk to anybody like that. She was losing her cool. And also because the episode was kind of not the way they wanted it to go.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, this isn't our fault. She was. So then me, I'm not naming people, and the two other castmates were like, you got it. You got it.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  Then the ne- the rest of that scene was even harder for her. Because I was giving nothing.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  You're pissed.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  Ah, yeah. I was like, oh, you think that's, oh, you think that's annoying? Wait till you see what we do in the next fuck, when you get tighter.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

  Just wait.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 42:15Andrew Santino?

  We'll do thirty of them now.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna treat me like a fucking kid? That's crazy. I'm a grown up. Just be like, hey, you guys, we can hear you. She lost her fucking cool. And subsequently, you know.

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  Haven't heard from her in a while. I don't think she's getting along online.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  She lost her cool and the whole crew was like, what the fuck was that? Like, the whole crew was like, because what you do is you bring down the energy of the thing. It was like, why are you doing that? Then you're, because all the crew guys are like, you know, like the sound guy was like.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:46Andrew Santino?

  Like, what's that about?

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  So then everyone's in a weird mood, like, why are you being that way? You're just blowing up on people because you're upset about something? So.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  But can you do what Daniel D. Kim does?

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  Be Asian?

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. Daniel D. Kim told me about, he was on a set once where the director was, the first day, and goes, "Hey, man, you're 30 minutes late." Screams at him.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  But he wasn't late.

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  He was on time.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so Daniel pulled him aside and he go, "Hey, man, don't talk to me like that."

• 43:14Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why can't we do that?

• 43:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm not Daniel D. Kim.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can, though, you're Andrew Santino.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what? What's going on here? What's up, dude?

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Who are you, dude?

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  Damn, dude, you ordered that, man?

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  Take a seat.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  You want to sit down, or?

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, for sure.

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  Hey, man. I have a, uh, idea for you, Bob, if you want.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're at Bob now? Shopify! We have an online business here at Bad Friends. We only use the best, we use Shopify.

• 43:49Andrew Santino?

  We use Shopify, because Shopify's point-of-sale system is a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in-store and online operations, boom, as one, across up to 1,000 locations.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Imagine being able to guarantee that shopper is always convenient.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Endless aisles, ship to customer, buy online pickup in stores, all made simpler, so customers can shop how they want, and staff have the tools to close the sale every time.

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  Here's the best part, it's proven. We use them, we love them. We have these shirts right now, new shirt merch, and we're shipping them out. And thanks to Shopify, we're able to get them to you through a seamless system. In fact, it's proven based on a report from EY. Businesses on Shopify POS see real results, like 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9 uplift in sales on average, 8.9% relative to the. The market set surveyed.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  Get all the big stuff for your small business right now with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends. Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money. Oh my, thank you so much.

• 44:54Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I told you about it.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much because I've spent, I'm saving now thousands and thousands of dollars a year.

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  Because of Rocket Money.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Bobby's finally off of that endless chain of money being wasted on apps and games and all sorts of nonsense that you just aren't using anymore. Rocket Money finds it.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Their dashboard lays out your total financial picture, including bill due dates and paydays in a way that's easy to digest. You can even automatically create custom budgets based on your past spending.

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  Best part is Rocket Money, what they're gonna do is they try to negotiate the bills for you. So they want to lower those bills. And the app, it'll automatically scan these bills, find opportunities to save, and it goes to work to get those better deals done for you. You don't got to talk to customer service anymore. That's gone. They'll do it for you. So Rocket Money has saved, uses over $2.5 billion, including over $880 million in canceled subscriptions alone. Their 10 million members saved up to $740 a year when they use all of the app's premium features.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/badfriends today.

• 46:01Andrew Santino?

  That's rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 46:05Speaker 00

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• 46:36Speaker 06

  No, no, no. What's your last name? Mr. Mr. Bob.

• 46:39Andrew Santino?

  That's Bobby Lee.

• 46:40Speaker 06

  Bobby Lee, yeah.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Yes, what's your name?

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  Get comfortable, man.

• 46:45Speaker 06

  Thanks.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  What's your name?

• 46:46Speaker 06

  Zach Townsend.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  You're a great comic.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  What's the idea?

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  What's going on?

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  He's a great comic.

• 46:50Speaker 06

  I got, I got a business idea for you guys, though.

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 46:53Speaker 06

  Can I pitch it to you?

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:54Speaker 06

  This is gonna get me out of the hole.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:56Speaker 06

  Chat EBT.

• 47:00Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 47:02Speaker 06

  Before you.

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not what. Chat GPT.

• 47:04Speaker 06

  It's not what you're probably thinking.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:06Speaker 06

  This is, I know exactly what it is. It's not, it's, uh, it's chat GPT for black people.

• 47:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

  How does that work?

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  How does it work?

• 47:17Speaker 06

  So basically you like ask.

• 47:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, it doesn't work.

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  It should be working. That's why Snap got taken away.

• 47:23Speaker 06

  It's not working right now.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:25Speaker 06

  But it, basically you ax it a question. And then it just says, oh, hell no.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 47:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's a really good idea.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  That's a great idea.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  So is it AI or?

• 47:38Speaker 06

  Uh, Allen Iverson, yeah.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Allen Iverson. Is Allen Iverson doing it? Oh, wow, you got him.

• 47:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, we got it all.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  A deal with him. Okay, good.

• 47:45Speaker 06

  We can go tomorrow.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  It's Allen Iverson.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  You want a piece of pizza? It looks like you got a lot there.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, too many boxes, maybe?

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  It's probably blocking your face.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Can I see one?

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  Just put it off to the side. This is my favorite part. I knew he was gonna look at one right away.

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, there's more in there. There's different kinds.

• 48:00Speaker 06

  I like this kind. I have some pepperoni if you want some.

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  I've seen that movie before. I'm not, I'm not biting. Ladies and gentlemen, uh, Bad Friends Family. Bad Friends Family, this is our good friend Zach Townsend, great comedian.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Great friend of.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  Uh, who.

• 48:14Speaker 06

  Hello, everybody.

• 48:15Andrew Santino?

  Who opened for me for a little while.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 48:18Speaker 06

  Wait, yeah, wait, what happened?

• 48:20Andrew Santino?

  He started closing.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're a headliner.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Guy's a headliner.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:24Speaker 06

  Well.

• 48:24Andrew Santino?

  Can't open anymore when you're closing. You know what I mean? You know, you're people that run those stores, right? You can't close if it's open. You can't open if it's closed.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Yeah.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  Zach is a phenomenal, uh, comic, uh, Nashville, although.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  It is a good excuse. What, if you don't want somebody to open for you, you, you, you pull him aside. You're a headliner now.

• 48:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, this, this is the first I'm here. I thought I was still opening.

• 48:48Speaker 06

  This pizza thing was a bit, but I think this might actually have to go back.

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, I figured you're gonna go hungry for a little while, so I was like, to give that man some pizzas.

• 48:56Speaker 06

  Fuck.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Who opened for you now?

• 48:58Andrew Santino?

  Anybody but Zach.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard Catbird got a little thing from you.

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  Catbird, we did take down.

• 49:03Speaker 06

  Catbird was awesome. Yeah, we did.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Was, oh, you did Brea last weekend?

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  Idiot. Yeah, we did.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we did Brea and I took Catbird and, uh...

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Zach.

• 49:12Andrew Santino?

  And Zach came, Zach.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Awesome. How was Cat?

• 49:14Speaker 06

  Zach, yeah, Zach, yeah. Z A C.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:16Speaker 06

  Z A C.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  I gotta change your contact on my phone. Uh, Zach and Cat went down, then Devontre Coleman comes with me when he can. When he's not, you know, blowing up, this guy.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:27Andrew Santino?

  This guy just came from, tell him what you just did.

• 49:29Speaker 06

  I just did, uh...

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  Come on, tell it to him the way you told me.

• 49:32Speaker 06

  I just did, uh, no, I just did, I just did Comics Unleashed.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I wanna work at Domino's.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow. How was Byron?

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  Comics Unleashed, for people that don't know, it's a comedic institution, it's been around for, it's gotta be 20 years, I mean, right? How long has it been on TV?

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  It was off for a while.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  Ever.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  I mean, genuinely, look it up, how long has it been on? But Byron Allen has been running this show, it's a roundtable of comics on couches, and they, you know, you pitch your jokes and you get to run your bits.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  Uh, it's been on for 19 years. I was right there.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Who was on it with you today?

• 50:07Speaker 06

  It was Guy Torre from American History.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  I love Guy so much.

• 50:11Speaker 06

  He's great, yeah.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  He's an old friend of mine.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  Good career.

• 50:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, I actually opened for him a couple times in Nashville, so...

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, maybe you can open for him again, cuz I'm done with you. Who else?

• 50:19Speaker 06

  Um, and then two other people, I don't remember their names, but they're, they're nice.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  No, be real.

• 50:23Speaker 06

  No, they're nice.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  You don't know their names, really?

• 50:25Speaker 06

  I really don't know their, um, one of them was like Lori something, then the other guy was, he had gray hair. I remember that.

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, gray hair.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Gray hair.

• 50:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, gray hair comedian, gray hair.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  Wait, didn't Cat film with you? Wasn't she gonna film?

• 50:35Speaker 06

  She, we all did different ones, but she, she's filming today, I'm pretty sure.

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  Those guys, you know, they do, did you ever do Comics Unleashed?

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  I've been asked.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  I never did it. I can't believe you and I...

• 50:44Speaker 06

  Were you asked? Bob didn't have enough jokes.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  We're the only headliners that have never done it.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  I didn't have enough what?

• 50:48Speaker 06

  Nothing, nothing.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  No, say it.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  Say it, say it.

• 50:50Speaker 06

  I said Bob didn't have enough bits to do it.

• 50:55Speaker 06

  I was just joking.

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  Dude, the look, the look of anger with a little bit of pizza on your mouth. Fucking perfect.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  You know, can I be honest?

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  Hit him hard. I don't give a shit, he's not mine anymore.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  That hit me so hard, dude.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Like it's a destroyer of friends.

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  Well now, why don't you go on Comics at least and prove him wrong?

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 51:14Andrew Santino?

  You could prove him wrong.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Good one.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Why didn't you do it?

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  I didn't feel, that's not a format for me.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Me either!

• 51:25Speaker 06

  Me either, if I'm being honest.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  There was never a point in my career that I thought I was gonna be good on that show. Yeah, I never did Late Night, I only did Conan. Conan was the only one I wanted to do because I loved Conan. And I always wanted to do Letterman, but by the time I had the balls put together, Letterman was gone. And so Conan was my hero, I wanted to do Conan, I got on Conan and they were like, why don't you want to do other Late Night? I was like, how much more shit are you gonna fucking open?

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  How much more fucking shit are you gonna open?

• 51:54Speaker 05

  We have one more.

• 51:56Speaker 05

  We do have one more.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear it!

• 51:59Speaker 05

  Let's hear it, friends.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thank you, right in the mic. God, these guys, this is how unprofessional the show is, they don't know to turn their mic down when they're doing some dumb shit like that.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  We're called...

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  But he'll do that for you, he'll come running like a little pipsqueak that he is. Get, go! Get gone! Get gone! God, I love that kid.

• 52:23Speaker 06

  He's the best.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  He is my favorite. No, but I only wanted to do Conan and then when they asked, do the other ones, I thought, I'm gonna bomb on that show. Did you bomb?

• 52:30Speaker 06

  Oh yeah, I, yeah, I, I had a hard, I was telling him to cone outside, I did like three black jokes, I did like three black, I'm surprised they even let me do them.

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  Do them, here, let me hear them. Well, give me the premise, I can, do I know, cause you know I do.

• 52:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, I did, well, the one that you know that you like.

• 52:45Speaker 06

  Um, the, the, we're the only ones who know how to whisper.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:49Speaker 06

  And then they, then him and Guy Torrey were like, I think, I don't think they like got offended, but they were like, I made a joke about, like I said, I have a lot of black friends, you could tell by my shoes. And after the joke, they were like, man, you ain't got, that ain't black people friends shoes, you know?

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is.

• 53:05Speaker 06

  They unkt on me. They unkt, they unkt, they unkt me hard. Yeah.

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  By the way, no white guy that wears Air Force Ones, every white guy that wears Air Force Ones is friends with black people. It's, it's almost a requirement when you buy them at Foot Locker. They're like, let me see your phone. And you gotta show them how many black friends you have.

• 53:21Speaker 06

  And your phone's dead? And you're like, can I charge my phone?

• 53:24Andrew Santino?

  They're like, you definitely got it.

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  What is that cricket?

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Why did you do it?

• 53:30Speaker 06

  Um, cause I'm just trying to say yes to a lot of things.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good.

• 53:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Cause Zach is a great comic and he needs more credits and the internet now is fucking flooded with a billion comics doing every clip and then he needs to fucking be a part of the system like everything else.

• 53:42Speaker 06

  This is a credit, right?

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  It's a huge credit.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna cut you out of this, I think.

• 53:46Speaker 06

  No, no, no, wow, no.

• 53:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fancy.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  No bits?

• 53:51Speaker 06

  I was kidding, I'm a huge fan.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:54Andrew Santino?

  Wait, give me, give me the other jokes you told. Do it, do them, just so we can hear them.

• 53:57Speaker 06

  Oh, I did, um, I said one about like, I think true crime. Like, you know, cause it has to be clean too, so it can't be as good as, but I said like, you know, I think white crimes get investigated a little bit harder than black crimes, you know? Just based off the names, they name these things, like a white woman will go missing. And they'll, they'll call it like the 12 year disappearance of Sarah. And like a black guy gets murdered and then just like the first 48 hours, you know?

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  That's a great joke.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  They wrap it up quick.

• 54:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. He liked that one. Byron liked that one.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, but yeah, I, he didn't like the, the black people. I said, I talked to him, one of my black friends was telling me, I was chat EBT, I'm like, this is all, I'm just doing, I'm like Nick DiPaolo now.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do it. Do it, Nick.

• 54:40Speaker 06

  Um, I said, um, I have a lot of black friends, if you can tell about, my black friend told me the other day, he said, I don't trust white people cause they're always telling secrets. And I was like, I don't agree with that statement at all, you know, I just think we're the only race that knows how to whisper.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  It's a fantastic joke.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a good joke.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  And they pushed back on that.

• 55:00Speaker 06

  No, I mean, he just kinda like, they were kinda going after my shoes and it felt like maybe that one.

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  Did you go, did you fire back at all?

• 55:05Speaker 06

  A little bit.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:07Speaker 06

  I said it.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  You said the N-word.

• 55:10Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no. I said, "Stop."

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  Stop, guys.

• 55:12Speaker 06

  Are you nervous? Oh, a little bit. It's not as, it's not, it wasn't as nerve as I thought it was gonna be.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, no, because you, I mean, at some point, you know, you got the, if you have all the weapons, you're like, "Well, I'm just gonna swing and then hopefully they hit." And it's a live audience?

• 55:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  Are they alive?

• 55:28Speaker 06

  I don't know. I was like, looking at someone, I'm like, "Dude, some of these people might be AI for real." Like, they're...

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  It's probably a lot of tweakers.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  The reason why I don't like these types of shows is, is that it's so, it's not organic, right? It's like, you mean, what you, what are you gonna say so I can lead up to? It's so, it's, the conversation is so fake and...

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's every prompt on Late Night. They do the same thing. They prompt you.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's why I've never done them. I, you know what I mean?

• 55:52Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I just can't do it.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  Right. It's a, it's an old, it's an old format.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  But it's a, Carson did it. It was the way that fucking Carson set up his show too. I mean, there was way more improv back then. But also, there's a lot of dead air. If you watch old Carson, there's an awful lot of fucking dead air. Wouldn't fly today.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Like, you know, there's moments of gaps where you're like, "Ooh, this is like valuable TV time."

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  But they need the prompts to keep the thing moving. I mean, Byron Allen, this guy, talk about proving all those conspiracy theories wrong. He bought the weather, right?

• 56:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  He bought the weather, yeah.

• 56:22Speaker 06

  The Jays can, yeah, the Jays control it, but he bought it.

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. They must have some sort of mutual agreement, right?

• 56:28Speaker 06

  He distributes, the Jays, the Jays own it, but he distributes it.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  Okay, Byron, next week it's gonna rain.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  It's my company. I can make it rain if I want to. He acquired the weather channel. Byron Allen bought the Weather Channel, a $300 million deal in 2018.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, this guy's got $300 million to buy the fucking Weather Channel. He paid this guy like $48 to go on TV today.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  What did they give you for those? What did they give you for those live shows?

• 56:56Speaker 06

  It was a couple hundred bucks. It wasn't a thousand, but it wasn't, it wasn't 500.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  Even my, we're at my house, even my wife is like, "200 dollars?" Really? You can't, they, that's what they give you? I was like, TV's dead.

• 57:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  They're killing everyone. They're not giving anyone, any money to do that.

• 57:10Speaker 06

  I'm not even sure what it, is it, I don't even, Comics Unleashed might be on the Weather Channel. I don't know. I don't even know. They didn't tell me like what network it's gonna air.

• 57:18Andrew Santino?

  It runs side by side with a fucking, a doppelganger, a Doppler alert? That's nice though. It's nice that you got that under your belt. That's first literal TV credit.

• 57:27Speaker 06

  First literal TV credit, yep.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Give it up for the boy, huh?

• 57:29Speaker 06

  Come on.

• 57:30Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's still fuming from the bits.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh no.

• 57:33Speaker 06

  No.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Just tell him you are. Tell him you hate it.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it.

• 57:36Speaker 06

  He always tries to hit me whenever I...

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  No, you, no. I give you good gentle touches.

• 57:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, on the P, on the P.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  No, the other night when I saw you at the store, I did side, side gentle touches on your side. No?

• 57:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, but you're always, I know you're squirrely.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  In your mind, you think that I'm gonna do something nefarious.

• 57:54Speaker 06

  I think you're really strong. Yeah.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  I am very strong.

• 57:57Speaker 06

  I know.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:58Speaker 06

  That's why I don't like...

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  He's got that, uh, strength.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got that strength, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but we've always...

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  One extra chromosome.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  And I...

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  I will defeat all of you. With a one! And then... Fight of the...

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  You're the star of The Karate Ghost.

• 58:19Speaker 06

  The Peanut Butter Falcon.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Hey, good. I like it.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  Peanut Butter Falcon.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who, who books the, um, how'd you get the show?

• 58:31Speaker 06

  On my manag, my management.

• 58:33Andrew Santino?

  Facebook.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  Answer an ad on fucking Facebook, they just put you on that thing.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  You got bits!

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  We should do it.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  We should do it together.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna do it.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  It would be fun. We could make the request, it would have to be just me, you and Byron. And they would, why would they not do that? That'd be so funny.

• 58:54Speaker 06

  That would be awesome. You're doing like Family Feud style and get like two more like Bad Friend adjacent and just do all four of you guys.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  I think that'd be fun.

• 59:00Speaker 06

  Yeah. You could do all you guys.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Don't bring up Family Feud, we lost a flavor, Flav.

• 59:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  To this day.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  If you, if you were asked to do Family Feud, right?

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  We did it.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  No, but it was my family.

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that, wow, rub it in.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  No, but, no, but they, they're gonna ask you, Santino, right? Would I be a part of your five?

• 59:17Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  You know how mad I'd be if I wasn't the best?

• 59:21Speaker 05

  He wants to win.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, you didn't get many answers right. I'm going for skill, tactics.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Who would be on your family?

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  Dude, imagine who would they put me up against, by the way? They put you up against Flavor Flav. So they're doing like who they think.

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right. What is it about? I'm Flavor Flav?

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  Dude, they're in the meeting room, they're like, alright, check it out.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  Who's Bobby Lee's perfect counterpart? Who's like, who's like a black Bobby Lee?

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:51Andrew Santino?

  Flavor Flav?

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  Who would I have as my family? It would be me, you, my sister. My wife, my mom, or my dad wouldn't want to do it. Maybe my dad. My sister, definitely. Me, you, my sister.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  Who would be really good? See, I'd be tactical. You weren't tactical.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I chose the wrong person. Esther.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  Me, you, my sister.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  Raul, my landscaper.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  That'd be funny.

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  He's fucking amazing. Now, he's so funny.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  That'd be so funny.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  Raul and, um...

• 1:00:32Andrew Santino?

  Brian Holtzman.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Just because I feel like him and Steve would have a battle.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Holtzman would be funny.

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  And hilarious.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  It'd be so funny to watch him scream at Steve Harvey. I mean, they would fucking hate each other. That's like two opposite energies.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I would, next time I do it, if I ever do it, I would, I would choose the team that would win.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we will. We'll get a little team together. Oh, no, they're never gonna ask me. I'm with you. I'm your plus one. They don't want me.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  They're gonna ask you.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  They don't want me.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Please ask them. Because I need redemption.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  I'd rather go on Wheel of Fortune.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'd be bad at that game.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  What, you guess letters?

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm not good at it.

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  Fucking easiest game. It's not Jeopardy.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  Zach's got one more day here in Los Angeles. We sent him around. We did almost everything with the boy.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  Then he goes back to Nashville. To his girlfriend. And who he loves.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, yeah.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Just got, just got himself a new house.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:26Speaker 06

  It's incredible.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Thanks, Bob.

• 1:01:28Speaker 06

  Amazing.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  You did it. You helped.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  I extorted money from you, Carlos. I'm the Mexican gangster.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you better buy my opener a fucking house, eh?

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  And your girlfriend lives with you?

• 1:01:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  I would hope so. They bought a house together.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, together. She's paying for some of the mortgage?

• 1:01:43Speaker 06

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's why we're doing it.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  This is a light, this is a life partner?

• 1:01:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, probably.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:48Speaker 06

  Unless, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  I mean, how long have you been?

• 1:01:51Speaker 06

  He must be found out what I did in my, uh, comics unleashed trailer.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  But how long, I mean, how long have you been dating her for?

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  Like, three, three years.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's a good enough time.

• 1:02:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she's rad.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  She's, she's very good looking. She's cool. She's smart. She's way better than Zach. It's one of those things where it's annoying when you're like, oh, the partner is more superior, but, and then you sometimes wonder, is he holding her hostage? Yeah, he's Shrek-ing. You're Shrek.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what?

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're Shrek-ing hard.

• 1:02:18Speaker 06

  A new slang?

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  A new slang term for the dating trend of intentionally dating someone you consider to be less attractive than yourself and hope that they'll treat you better.

• 1:02:24Speaker 06

  All right, yeah, that's pretty spot on.

• 1:02:28Speaker 06

  That's actually like, that's almost like whoever made this knows me and my girlfriend.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  So what's, what's your dream here? What do you, what do you want out of this business?

• 1:02:40Speaker 06

  I wanna.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  I want him out of business, outside of that.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 1:02:44Speaker 06

  Uh, I just to be as successful as you guys, really.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Never!

• 1:02:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, shoot for the moon, right? And if not?

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Was that a, was that a shot?

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  He does this all the time. Let me tell, let me tell you something, pal. Let me tell you something, pal. We have your replacement. We casted him. The fans answered.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  He was a hit.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  He was a hit. He was a snub.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Was he not a hit?

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  And he's a hit and you're a what?

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  You're a lump.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  A miss.

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  A miss.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  No, you're a hit.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  I accept. Stop, stop.

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  It goes bump in the night. Karate Ghost, coming this fall. Do we know when it comes out?

• 1:03:31Speaker 05

  No, I don't know.

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  Do Karate Ghost's release date?

• 1:03:36Speaker 06

  Wait, what is this?

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  He's in a movie called Karate Ghost. It's gonna be awesome. January 31st, 2023. It already came out.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  You filmed it after it came out. That's how good the movie was. Came out.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Was there another Karate Ghost?

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  How? How on fucking earth is there more than one of them?

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  We did the remake?

• 1:04:02Speaker 05

  Here's the one you're in with Belushi.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  Set in a town ruled by an absurd karate law, the film watches a lonely teen form an unlikely bomb with the ghost of his late father's favorite action hero. Are you, you're just a local. You're not one of the, are you the ghost?

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I play a sensei.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  And that's why.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:04:21Andrew Santino?

  And that's why.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  The question you just asked me five minutes ago.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  Who was it? Daniel Dae Kim?

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  That's why we are not Daniel Dae Kim.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  Because you played a sensei.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  And I'm in the magic movie for four heartbeats.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  They make me disappear. Yeah. Zach, uh, close out the show by saying thanks for being a bad friend to your camera.

• 1:04:40Speaker 06

  Thanks for being a bad friend, everybody.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  Duh, that was terrible.

• 1:04:44Speaker 06

  Hey, everybody. Thanks for being a bad friend.