Fancy's Replacement

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long-distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 0:30Bobby Lee?

  Introduce yourself.

• 0:31Andrew Santino?

  Into the mic, though.

• 0:31Speaker 03

  Can I come in walking and say something?

• 0:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 0:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I actually want you to dictate.

• 0:37Bobby Lee?

  Do what you do. Be free, dude.

• 0:38Andrew Santino?

  Amazing.

• 0:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's incredible. Yeah.

• 0:42Speaker 03

  So, before Fancy left to Spain, he left a clone, and he told me to tell you that you forgot your fifth doses of Ozempic today.

• 0:52Andrew Santino?

  Crushed.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  That joke crushed.

• 0:55Speaker 03

  That was good?

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  It was a good joke. It was a good joke.

• 0:56Speaker 03

  That was good?

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was good. That was good.

• 0:58Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:00Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you're...

• 1:01Bobby Lee?

  You're on fire.

• 1:02Speaker 04

  You two are bad friends.

• 1:04Speaker 05

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:06Speaker 04

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:11Speaker 05

  Oh, you two are something.

• 1:13Speaker 04

  We're bad friends.

• 1:15Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's up, bad friends? This weekend, I'm in Brea. Brea Improv, come out and see me. Southern California, support your boy, Brea. Then I'm in Tempe, come out and see me ASU. I'm in Hammond, Indiana. Then I go to Windsor, Ontario, Bethlehem, PA, Hanover, Maryland, Atlantic City, New Jersey. Then down south by San Diego at Valley Center. Then I'm in Canyonville. And finally, I'm in Las Vegas. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. andrewsantino.com. Introduce yourself so the fans know who you are and to tell the story, because maybe some people don't remember.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  They don't remember.

• 1:45Speaker 03

  What story? Oh, I sent a video submission on for me to be Fancy B replacement.

• 1:52Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be harder to understand him than Fancy.

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. This is what I like. I like the challenge. What's your name?

• 1:57Speaker 03

  Christopher.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Chris.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Christopher.

• 1:58Speaker 03

  I mean Andrew.

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  No, we call you the Big C.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  The Big C.

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  And let me tell you something, the Big C. We're so happy to have you here. For fans...

• 2:06Speaker 03

  I'm happy.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me... Shut up.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  Let me say this. For fans at home that want to know, Fancy B is taking a little bit of a leave. He's dealing with family stuff.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  We love Fancy, we miss him so much. We wish him and his family the best.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  And for the time being, our lovely Fancy is being temporarily replaced by the Big C. Now, Big C, the floor is yours. Take it away.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:30Speaker 03

  The Big C?

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Followed by the Big D, Dominik.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Anyway.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  This guy.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  And he's just average, by the way.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  We can't, we're get-

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:40Andrew Santino?

  I can't give him any-

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  What about the song that you wrote?

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Can you sing the song that you wrote?

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  That you wrote for us?

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  The song?

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  You wrote a song?

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  You wrote a song and-

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  You remember it? It goes like this.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Big C is here.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  And take over. Go.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  I don't know what to say, guys.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  I'm not a singer.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Big C.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Big C.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  You have to just make up a song.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's all you have to do.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  That's the only way you're gonna be able to keep this job.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Ready? And-

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't, it doesn't have to be good.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  Can I do it in Japanese even though?

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do it in Japanese, yeah. Might as well, might as well, might as well.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Speak Japanese?

• 3:21Speaker 03

  No, but I watch a lot of anime.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay, here we go, ready?

• 3:24Speaker 03

  I might be throwing people off, but-

• 3:28Speaker 03

  You forgot to bring the-

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  Once you start, you can't stop.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  You can't stop, dude. When you have sex, do you stop midway?

• 3:44Speaker 03

  I mean, I haven't done it in like 13 years, so.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  So you haven't made love in 13 years?

• 3:50Speaker 03

  My mom and everyone that I know is going to watch it, so.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so-

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, in about 13 probably, I haven't-

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  Been with somebody.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  The D hasn't met Debbie.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  D and a B, oh. Now, do you prefer men or women?

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Uh, woman.

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay. You're allowed to have whatever you want.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I felt like you were on the fence there.

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you said-

• 4:15Speaker 03

  No, I'm not in the fence.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, come here.

• 4:16Speaker 03

  I was going to say man, but because I got, uh, you know-

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  You got scared.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  The pressure, the pressure.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  The pressure, yeah, yeah.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  Because you did say, you said, my D hasn't- You said, "My D hasn't met any B," but is what you're referring to.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  The, I mean, you, the, B U.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  B U?

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  It's not how they call it, the B?

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  A vagina?

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, a V, a V.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I thought you said B.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  I mean-

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  You could be a butt man, I don't know.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  I wouldn't mind going.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Are you a butt man?

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Are you a butt man?

• 4:51Speaker 03

  I, I wouldn't mind trying it.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, you've never tried it?

• 4:54Speaker 03

  Not with a guy.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  Maybe if, if they put on like a wig or something?

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 5:00Speaker 03

  No, no, I, I don't think so, I don't think so.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Carlos can help you out with that kind of stuff.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Carlos can.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, welcome, welcome to Los Angeles.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Carlos is losing like sixty percent, so I don't know if I can do that.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  Of his hair?

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  So hair is the standard for you?

• 5:14Speaker 03

  Kind of.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  Okay, we'll get you, we'll get you-

• 5:16Speaker 03

  But only at the top, not here.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  My challenge for you tonight, our challenge-

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  Our challenge.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Is to get somebody, where do you live?

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Uh, Albany.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Albany, New York.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  Can I say?

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Somebody in the Albany, New York area.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I would love that.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  Preferably a vagina.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Yes, yes.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  Imagine if we had him live switching the show, how, how fucked up it would be.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it'd be fucked up.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  We should have him do-

• 5:41Speaker 03

  You have to cut like ten seconds.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  We, we would.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  Every cut.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  But any nice person, oh, preferably a woman.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Preferably, but if this-

• 5:47Speaker 03

  He doesn't, he doesn't need to be from like Albany. I, I, I can move, I can move around.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  In the general New York area?

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, upstate New York.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Oneonta, if you live in Oneonta.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  We talked about this in the, in the car.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  And I said that I wanted two options. One, I want a nation one, a one from a nation.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  And one, I actually make that three.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, this guy's so greedy.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're greedy.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  But I prefer.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Thirteen years and you're greedy?

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:20Speaker 03

  I prefer to have this.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 6:22Speaker 03

  Asian, plays games and watches anime.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so you want an Asian woman that watches anime and what else?

• 6:29Speaker 03

  Uh, plays games.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  Plays games?

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Like, what kind of games?

• 6:34Speaker 03

  Any game.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Solitaire?

• 6:36Speaker 03

  I mean, videos, videos.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, video games. Okay, let's, um...

• 6:39Speaker 03

  I'm not into gambling.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Alright. So you want a girl like, "Hello."

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Other than gacha games, yes.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Big C, do you like, um, the anime that I just drew? Yeah, you wanna play Warzone?

• 6:51Speaker 03

  I don't play Warzone.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Do you wanna play, um, Fortnite?

• 6:57Speaker 03

  Last time I played Fortnite.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  This is why it's thirteen years.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be more...

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  You're very specific. So what kind of genre of game?

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Now, I would, if she tells me to go play a game with her, I would probably do it.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  I just did, Warzone!

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  You missed out. Big C lives in Albany, New York. He was a fan of the show. He submitted to replace Fancy.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  I'm still a fan of this show.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  You're still, right.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  What'd he say? I don't even know what he said.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  I'm still a fan.

• 7:22Speaker 03

  You said that I was.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  This will be the longest hour we've ever done.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it's good.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm...

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  I think we're cooking.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  And the Big C, you're from Albany, New York, and you're originally from the Dominican Republic, the DR.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  Can I interrupt for one second?

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, man.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Let him, let him.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  No, it's your show.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  In like about two months, I'm going to be moving to Florida, so...

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  Why are you going to Florida?

• 7:43Speaker 03

  My mom is moving, so I'm going with her.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  She moves, you move.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  You live with your mom?

• 7:48Speaker 03

  Kind of, yeah.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, remember, he lives downstairs.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  You speak Spanish?

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Speak some.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  I...

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  "Ay" is good.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  "Ay" is very good.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  A good beginning.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  "Ay, ay, ay."

• 7:58Speaker 03

  From the basement of my mom's house to here, I just keep going down and down.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, no.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  He's taking shots at him.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  You think this is below your mom's basement? Oh my god.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  I love you guys.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  We love you. We flew you out here just to hang with.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  You guys can.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  You want a war?

• 8:22Speaker 03

  One day.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  I could have a war with you.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's looking for a war.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you want a war bud?

• 8:26Speaker 03

  I think I can win, Bobby.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  In a physical fight?

• 8:30Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think so too.

• 8:32Speaker 03

  And I never fought someone.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:34Speaker 03

  Maybe I did like, like back in high school, but.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  Did you get in fights at the Dominican Republic when you were young?

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Hmm, one time.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  One time? And how did that go?

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Probably like a draw.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  Probably a draw? The confidence on this guy.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  You never finished.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  You never finished?

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  You never finished.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  You guys neither.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  You know why you didn't finish? You started crying.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time you cried, Big C?

• 8:55Speaker 03

  Probably like playing a game. I mean, the story is super good. That's why I cried. So.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  You know, when the story is so good that the tears just start.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like you're playing Last of Us and you're like, oh my god.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  I never played The Last of Us.

• 9:09Andrew Santino?

  What do you, what do you?

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  I mean.

• 9:12Speaker 03

  I, I, I play mostly PC games. I know that The Last of Us is on PC, but.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what's the last game you cried?

• 9:24Speaker 03

  I would say Scene of Day 3.

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  Bring it up. I want to see what it looks like. Scene of Day 3?

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Scene of, Scene of Day.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, lovely.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, lovely. I'm about to cry just looking. Oh, look at that.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  It's a JRPG. The story is amazing.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  Tell us.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Tell us the story.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  I don't want to spoil the game.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  No one's gonna play that game, dude. Our fans are not gonna play this game. I promise you.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  No, if they are.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  They're not!

• 9:47Speaker 03

  They are.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Fucking tell the story, condense it.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't want to.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  You're driving me crazy! You're driving me crazy! Just fucking give me the condensed version right now, dude!

• 9:56Speaker 03

  I'm trying to save the game so you can play it too because.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna play it! I don't have a PC!

• 10:01Speaker 03

  You don't have to have a PC. It's on Switch.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you, I don't know if the fans are gonna like his voice or hate his voice.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  Because I like it.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  I like it!

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  It's very, it's pitchy.

• 10:10Speaker 03

  Dominican Mickey Mouse.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it wouldn't be a voice on Better Sleep or those, you know, me sleep. You know what I mean?

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Disney.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Like if you told a story on Better Sleep or one of those apps that makes you want to relax. I don't think that'd be a good voice.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  Disney couldn't afford to hire me, so you guys.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  I can't understand him.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Try to, try to do a Better Sleep, like a meditation. So it's like I'm, I got the app, right? And I put, you know, the big C, I press the button.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  Um, you've selected the big C.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  He will now put you to bed.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and now there's a, there's a, there's a song.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Your bone, you know, you're relaxed.

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  Try to get us relaxed.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Try to get us relaxed, come on.

• 10:51Speaker 03

  Bobby.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it's not, no.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  No, it's well.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the app doesn't know it's my name.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  It could be AI.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, yeah, just.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  When you, when you download the app, it makes you put in your name.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, I'm downloading a Bobby.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Enter, go ahead.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  And now you selected the big C.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  And big C.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  Um.

• 11:11Speaker 03

  Bobby. If you play the Cineplay series, you are 100% going to cry.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  You can go back to sleep now.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm not asleep yet.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  Press the X to exit the app.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  Really good.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Really good.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I almost fell asleep.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  The big C, tell us about your journey here to Los Angeles. For the fans that don't know, you applied to replace Fancy B. We flew you out here. Your fir-, is this your first time in LA?

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  And then how was the experience?

• 11:45Speaker 03

  Normal.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  Normal, right, that's what we're going for.

• 11:48Speaker 03

  Took a plane, rode a car, got here.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Did you enjoy the plane ride? Was it fun? Do you, do you fly a lot?

• 11:56Speaker 03

  What, what you guys, what do you call fun?

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  What do we call fun?

• 12:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh geez.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  That's interesting. Go hanging out with friends, but I'm saying, was it, were you excited?

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Grapefruit juice.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  I mean. I mean, the days coming down to today, they were excited, exciting.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, who was excited?

• 12:18Speaker 03

  I was excited.

• 12:19Andrew Santino?

  They, you were excited?

• 12:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  You were excited for today?

• 12:22Speaker 03

  To be here.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  To be here?

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  And so far, you are?

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Are you nervous?

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Super happy.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  Are you nervous?

• 12:29Speaker 03

  No.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  I, I was before I was here, but not anymore.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  I feel like we connected already.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  We did.

• 12:37Andrew Santino?

  What do you do, calm your nerves? What do you do to calm yourself down?

• 12:40Speaker 03

  I just, I, I think, I think I can, I can tell reality from fantasy.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, God, God.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  He's very, he's-

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  You know, he's a fucking crazy person.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. He's enlightened.

• 12:57Speaker 03

  Some people call me that.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you're crazy.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:59Speaker 03

  It's not crazy.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  And I'm saying that in the event that you do murder us, this will be evidence.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  I don't got the, the balls to do that.

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  So do you want to move to Florida, or would you rather move to here?

• 13:11Speaker 03

  Do I have a choice?

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we just gave you one.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  You seem like you might be a good fit to keep doing the show, depending on how the rest of-

• 13:18Speaker 03

  Am I?

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 13:19Speaker 03

  Please hire me.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  You want to be hired?

• 13:22Speaker 03

  I mean-

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  What can you, but what can you do for the show? Because Fancy is gonna come back.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:27Speaker 03

  I mean, if you need someone to clean the bathroom, I think we got you to do it.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who he was looking at. I think he was looking at me.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  He was looking at me.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  I was looking at him.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who are you looking at?

• 13:42Speaker 03

  I-

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Interesting, dude.

• 13:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, Bobby's my friend.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're friends. We're friends already, yeah.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we're not friends?

• 13:51Speaker 03

  We are friends.

• 13:52Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm the one that fucking flew you out here.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  You know who got you out here? Me, you cocksucker.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't do anything.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  I'm playing, I'm playing.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Big C, it's over for you and me. This is the war now. This is a fucking war.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love the Big C!

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Bobby-

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  I love you. What?

• 14:09Speaker 03

  You're still any people for Tiger Belly?

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  This guy's unbelievable.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  This guy's amazing.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  He's unbelievable.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How long you in town for?

• 14:17Speaker 03

  George can clean the bathrooms.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:19Speaker 03

  That place.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  George, maybe a fourth mic at Tiger Belly tomorrow.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  You can have him.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Are you really mad?

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm blighted.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  Don't be like that, I'm playing you.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  No need to get.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  No need to get.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Need to get. Need to get.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  No need to get red.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, need to get. No need to get red. Alright, so I'm gonna give Andrew my belated birthday present to him. Oh, thank you. But I want you to do it like a mafia kind of a, you know what I mean, song, if you can.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  What about if I don't do it like a mafia? I can do a mafia, but not like a song.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  How are you gonna do it?

• 14:57Speaker 03

  I can actually change my voice to sound deeper.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Let's hear it. Okay, go.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  Tell me what to say.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  A mafia. I don't watch a lot of, I haven't watched the, the. The grandfather?

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  What? Yeah, the grandfather. Yeah, ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing. Something like that. Ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing. Yeah, just repeat ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing in a deep voice. Ba-da-boom, ba-da-been. Whoa.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  I sound, I sound like a Jamaican.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Like a Jamaican black market pineapple dealer. Yeah, yeah.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  Ba-da-boom, ba-da-boom, ba-da-been, Andrew.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow. This guy, I don't, I. But keep doing ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing, keep doing it.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  Ba-da-boom, ba-da-been, ba-da-boom, ba-da-been.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, dude. Thank you, dude. Mafia style.

• 15:46Speaker 03

  Give Andrew his present, please.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Bobby. Happy birthday. Oh my, what are you doing? What? This is my gift? Because I called your wife before your birthday, weeks in advance. Yeah. And she's like, I just don't know, you know what I mean? I don't like stuff. I know, so it's like, we couldn't come up with anything, so in my mind, I'm like, I don't know what to do. Okay. You know what I mean, so I just decided to do. That's very. What I wanted. That's very sweet. What I would want, you know what I mean?

• 16:13Speaker 03

  Is that something that friends do all the time?

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  Give each other gifts for birthdays? Yeah, we do that, yeah. Do you not have birthdays? When's your birthday?

• 16:21Speaker 03

  Call your friend's wife?

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  See what he's doing? Yeah, he's. Very good. I know, he's trying to call it like a civil war. He's fucking my wife.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  Is that now where you turned on?

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  His wife is my friend.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And every birthday I call her and go, what?

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  What should I get him?

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and this year she was just like, I just, he has everything he needs. So what do you give a guy that has everything?

• 16:47Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  Just love and affection.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Love and affection.

• 16:50Speaker 03

  I have a Dominican friend.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, we have one now.

• 16:53Speaker 03

  Now he, now he does.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  You're my Dominican friend.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  When's your birthday, Chris?

• 16:57Speaker 03

  Uh, the 25th of August.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so we pa- yeah, it's the same exact birthday as my brother.

• 17:05Speaker 03

  It's, I told you when we did the interview, that it was that same week.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  That was.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  It was your birthday.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, anyway.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  Thirty-two.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  In next Aug- ne- next August 25th, what would you like for your birthday? You want mafia style?

• 17:20Speaker 03

  I'm about to, I, I don't want this to sound rude.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  I think it's gonna.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  But usually for my birthday since, probably like around age twenty, twenty-six, all I get is like probably a pistachio ice cream.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  You, he is like, um, the antithesis of yes and in improv.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  I know. He's anti-improv.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  Anti-improv.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  The reason me, I, I'm not picky when it comes to food, so.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  What are you picky with?

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, with women, he's very specific.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  It's not that I'm picky, I would like my woman to be like that. It's just, I mean, we all have dreams.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  What are your dreams?

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are your dreams?

• 18:08Speaker 03

  I barely, when I go to sleep, I barely have any dreams.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  You don't remember your dreams?

• 18:15Speaker 03

  I remember one maybe the last week.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, what was it?

• 18:20Speaker 03

  But it had to do with family stuff.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell us the dream, tell us the dream. A movie, the dream was about the movie.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  And you're scared to move to Florida?

• 18:27Speaker 03

  No.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  You're excited.

• 18:29Speaker 03

  I'm actually kind of happy. I haven't told this to my mom, but yeah, I, I think it's a good thing for me. Because that way, I like to play the One Piece card game.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  So they have more locations to play the ga- the game there.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  This is Dominican you.

• 18:53Andrew Santino?

  Dominican Bobby?

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  This is DR Bobby.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  This is DR Bobby.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  I would never locate a One Piece card game facility. Who's that?

• 19:01Speaker 03

  That's him, dresses as a One Piece. Don Flamingo, that's from One Piece.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  Is this your alter ego?

• 19:08Speaker 03

  No, that's just a cosplay.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Don Flamingo?

• 19:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:11Andrew Santino?

  Don Flamingo.

• 19:13Speaker 03

  You can see the pink and the...

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  I do see it, yeah.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we see the pink, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  Don Flamingo.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Don Flamingo, wow.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  That's your alter ego? And give me Don Flamingo's voice. How does he sound when people go, "Don Flamingo, let me get a photo"?

• 19:28Speaker 03

  He, he sounds just exactly like my, my deep voice.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear. Don, Don Flamingo, can we get a picture?

• 19:34Speaker 03

  So every...

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  Don, Don Flamingo, can I get a photo with you? It's so good to see you. How are you?

• 19:41Speaker 03

  When I...

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, do the voice!

• 19:46Speaker 03

  I just, I just want to explain something before I do the voice.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it kinda is!

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  So...

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Explain the voice and then we'll do the act. Act out.

• 19:56Speaker 03

  Let me, let me do the, the reason why I use this voice, the deep voice. Because sometimes it's hard to people, for people to understand me when I use this one.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can you switch your voice? Let's just see if you can do deep for a while. Go deep for a while.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  So it's hard for people to understand my other voice, my normal voice.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:18Speaker 03

  But with this one, they can kind of understand better.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  I think this is your normal voice.

• 20:24Speaker 03

  No, it's not.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

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• 20:29Bobby Lee?

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• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  Cause you got all the Simply Safe cameras all over your house.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  AI, baby.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

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• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  And other systems have cameras that let you talk to the intruders, but they require you to see the alert yourself. Simply Safe's monitoring agents have your back and talk to the intruders if they aren't there.

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

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• 21:30Bobby Lee?

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• 21:38Andrew Santino?

  You heard it. That's simplisafe.com/badfriends. There's no safe like Simply Safe.

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  Kachava! Last night, um, I had a terrible light dinner and I was a little hungry about 8:30-ish.

• 21:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  And I just put two scoops of my, uh, chocolate flavored kachava in a cup, poured water, mixed it, stirred it, and I had a delicious nutritious little beverage.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  That's the best part about kachava. They have different flavors as well. I know you like chocolate. You've always been a big fan of chocolate, but they have vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut, acai, and strawberry. It is incredible because kachava can give you energy. It's good for digestion, strength. It fuels and replenishes your muscles. Also good for metabolism. Get it moving with B vitamins, minerals, and fiber.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a superfood, baby.

• 22:24Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:26Andrew Santino?

  You can nourish your immune system with vitamin C, zinc, and probiotics. They have almost everything you need crunched into two little beautiful scoops of 25 grams of 100% plant-based protein and no artificial flavors, colors, sweeteners, no GMO, uh, no soy, no animal products, no gluten, no preservatives. It's just clean, healthy goodness.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  It's also delicious. I promise you it's delicious.

• 22:47Andrew Santino?

  By the way, every two scoops of kachava, you're gonna get 85 plus superfoods, nutrients, and plant-based ingredients.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Your future self will thank you. Go to kachava.com and use code BADFRIENDS for 15% off your next order.

• 22:59Andrew Santino?

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• 23:07Bobby Lee?

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• 23:26Andrew Santino?

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• 23:57Bobby Lee?

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• 24:03Andrew Santino?

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• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  QUO, no missed calls, no missed customers. Really? But let's try, how about for the next five minutes, do deep voice, let's see what's clearer.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Okay, for the next five minutes.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. How are you?

• 24:26Speaker 03

  I'm good.

• 24:28Andrew Santino?

  So your trip to LA?

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  But the laugh is still high. I keep the laugh high. I like that, I like that fucking.

• 24:34Speaker 03

  I don't know how to change it.

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  Do you have any plans here in LA that you look for? Do you want to do something in LA tomorrow?

• 24:39Speaker 03

  I'm only here for one day, so I don't have a lot of plans.

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  Do you want to stay for another day?

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Can I?

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  What would you do for another day?

• 24:47Speaker 03

  I did bring my Switch 2, so I can play some games in there.

• 24:51Andrew Santino?

  Good. That's very good. Now, you're obsessed with Japanese culture. What is that?

• 24:57Speaker 03

  I'm not obsessed, but I like it.

• 25:00Andrew Santino?

  I would say obsessed.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  I think you're more Japanese than Dominican.

• 25:03Speaker 05

  That's what he listened to on the plane the whole way here. I asked him, he said J-pop.

• 25:07Andrew Santino?

  What is J-pop?

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Japanese pop.

• 25:09Andrew Santino?

  I know, but like, who's the famous group that you like?

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  Not K-pop? K-pop is better, no?

• 25:16Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. What do you have a problem with Koreans for? That's what I believe. You have a problem with Koreans, dude?

• 25:24Speaker 03

  I have a problem with Koreans.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Because Koreans, we have the best pop.

• 25:28Speaker 03

  But I don't listen to it.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  It's not that I don't listen to it, I just like J-pop better.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, okay. Why do you like J- so you have a specific fetish with Japanese people?

• 25:42Speaker 03

  Haven't you heard like the way that they speak the language? It's like so cool.

• 25:49Speaker 03

  I think they got blessed. They got the looks, the language. The only thing that they didn't get blessed with was with the pee pee. The pee pee size.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  The pee pee size.

• 26:02Speaker 03

  But that's a stereotype.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 26:06Speaker 03

  That's a stereotype.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on, hold on, Chris.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  Is it a true stereotype?

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, tonight, when you go to Wee Spa, you're gonna be able to see.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  Do I have to go naked in there?

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  No, you can wear shorts. And McCon knows how to do it. They have shorts there. And you'll be able to compare, because there's a lot of naked Asian men there.

• 26:28Speaker 03

  I mean, in my case, I'm not a...

• 26:35Speaker 03

  I'm not a shower, I'm more like a grower.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  Ah, yes.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too, we're all like that.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  We're all like that.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  I look like the statue of the guy with the...

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Michelangelo?

• 26:47Speaker 03

  Can you Google? Yeah, that guy.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  So your penis is like that?

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Like that.

• 26:51Speaker 03

  Kind of.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  And you're a grower.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Is it a thick pubes? You have thick pubes like that?

• 26:55Speaker 03

  Can I say it?

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  Can you say it?

• 26:59Speaker 03

  I mean, I haven't done anything for like...

• 27:04Speaker 03

  More than a decade, so...

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah, so it's like a Cambodian jungle.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  Because I watched the viral podcast, you know, Chelsea Lynn and Paige Gin.

• 27:15Andrew Santino?

  Chelsea Lynn and Paige Gin, yes.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:19Speaker 03

  Paige has an OnlyFans, I'm not subscribed, but she...

• 27:24Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not subscribed.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like you're.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  I should call Paige.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  She mentions it a lot.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Let me see if Paige picks up.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  So, so I'm keeping my bush.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:35Speaker 03

  Maybe we can make a collab later.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  I'm keeping it.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  So just Paige has a big bush and you think your bush can match hers? Is that what you're saying?

• 27:47Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Are you attracted to Paige? Is that why?

• 27:50Speaker 03

  I mean, she's, she's good looking.

• 27:52Andrew Santino?

  Yes, but I'm saying are you.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  And she's funny too.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  She's funny and she's good looking.

• 27:55Speaker 03

  And she, she says in the podcast that she's, she's Asian.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  She is Asian.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  She is.

• 28:01Speaker 03

  All she needs to do is to watch some anime and play some video games and we are good.

• 28:05Andrew Santino?

  So then this is kind of like your dream girl.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  And another one is.

• 28:11Speaker 03

  Olivia from the H3 Podcast.

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  And that's your other crush?

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's see.

• 28:17Andrew Santino?

  Could you think we can make this happen?

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know Olivia.

• 28:21Speaker 03

  Can you?

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She's hot.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  She's way out of my league.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  Nobody's out of your league.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  No one's out of your league. That's.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  They are, they are.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, they're not. Listen to me.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  They're not.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  That's the negativity in your head. There's no one out of your league.

• 28:34Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  I mean, look at what I've done.

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you, I don't even know what league you're fucking in.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in a league of your own.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  You're in a league of your own.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  And isn't that beautiful?

• 28:42Speaker 03

  The big nose league.

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  If you work at Bed Bath and Beyond, you'd be the Beyond department.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, way beyond.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, way beyond.

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  You're getting the Don Domingo.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we don't even know what they sell in that section.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  And no one does.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Floating orbs. I don't know what they do. Lightning in a bottle.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Can we discuss the age first? I don't want to be.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:01Speaker 03

  Label as a.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? They're grown adults, aren't they? Paige is an adult.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  She's an adult.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? She's a grown woman.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  But I'm kind of on the older side.

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  You're 33, 32. No, that's not old.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  That's not old. No.

• 29:16Andrew Santino?

  Do you know how old Bobby is?

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  54.

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  He's 54 years old.

• 29:20Speaker 03

  I mean, they live longer, so. It might, it might just.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  Asian.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  They do live longer.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  They do live longer, yeah, yeah.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  It's like, uh, dog years.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Korean years.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  Let's not mention dogs.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  What's the average, what's the average lifespan of a Dominican Republic, of someone from the DR?

• 29:41Speaker 03

  A half of an Asian.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  Seventy-three years. What's the average lifespan of Koreans?

• 29:46Speaker 03

  Forty more.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  Eighty-three, or they got you by a decade.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, a decade.

• 29:51Speaker 03

  I need to start doing exercise.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  You do need to exercise. We all do.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm basically forty-four.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  You are?

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  In white years.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  White years, well, no, that's DR.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  What is the average lifespan of a, of a?

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  White person.

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  Of a white American?

• 30:05Speaker 05

  Seventy-eight.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  Seventy-eight. Oh, we're catching up to Koreans.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Catching up, yeah, yeah.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  Not too far off.

• 30:09Speaker 03

  It's not possible. All they eat is McDonald's and Burger King.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  That's not all we eat. We, we eat a lot. What do you eat?

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  They created Air One, dude.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:18Speaker 03

  I mean. We.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  And Whole Foods.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  Organic food.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  What do you eat? What dinner?

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  What do you eat? Plantains?

• 30:24Speaker 03

  I mean, some, sometimes.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I believe you don't believe in the afterlife.

• 30:29Speaker 03

  I, I don't.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think this is it?

• 30:32Andrew Santino?

  What happens when we die?

• 30:34Speaker 03

  I will let you know once I hit the boat.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Once you hit the boat?

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  That's a term? I've never heard that.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  Dominican Republic.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:42Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 30:43Andrew Santino?

  Once you hit the boat? That's it.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  That's it. Once you hit the boat?

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  That's it. The boat gonna be, that's it. Okay, once you hit it?

• 30:56Speaker 03

  It's like the Grim Reaper when he comes to take your, your soul.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  The Grim, you believe the Grim Reaper's real?

• 31:01Speaker 03

  No, but, you know, that's what people say.

• 31:03Andrew Santino?

  But when it's over?

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  Where do you think you go? You think it's totally done?

• 31:09Speaker 03

  I mean, I don't know.

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  I know, we don't know.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  How am I supposed to know?

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, none of us know, but what do you think happens?

• 31:15Speaker 03

  No idea.

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a mystery.

• 31:18Speaker 03

  It's a mystery.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  What would you, what would you like to, what, what do you think you'd like to have happen?

• 31:23Speaker 03

  According to the age range, we should probably be asking Bobby about that.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, he is the elder.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm the elder. So what are you asking me like, you think I'm gonna go first?

• 31:38Speaker 03

  Probably. If we go by age.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  But judging.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  My bet is on Carlos, but okay, um.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was going to say that, judging on like.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  I think maybe George.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, George, yeah.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  George seems so stressed.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  Judging on like substances, I don't know, I'm.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in fact, George, George feels like he's the father of Greg and a goop and Christopher.

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  This is kinda, that's.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, look at, that's the dad.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  That's the dad.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  That's the dad of it.

• 32:10Speaker 03

  The whole family.

• 32:11Speaker 06

  I'm super chill, come on.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  No, but it's the same kind of beyond.

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  Good sell, George.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm super chill, come on.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 06

  I'm a cool dad, come on, what are you talking about?

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  No, it's just genetically.

• 32:22Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  Christopher.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  So you moved bodies for, and then when did you move to the States again? When did you move up to Albany?

• 32:35Speaker 03

  I came to the States when I was around seventeen, I think.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  You finished high school?

• 32:42Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  College?

• 32:44Speaker 03

  I did like two years and.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  Where did you go again? I think we asked you.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  The college?

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, did you do college?

• 32:51Speaker 03

  I did tech.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Tech.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  I went for computer science, but I wasn't comprehending anything.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  You were bored?

• 33:00Speaker 03

  Kind of.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cuz you're very smart.

• 33:04Speaker 03

  I don't think I am.

• 33:07Andrew Santino?

  I think you are. Are you?

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  I think you're lying. I think you are smart.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  You're smarter than me, for sure. I wouldn't be able to like, you do electronics and build a panel.

• 33:17Speaker 03

  It's, it's kind of easy. They give you like a map, so you just follow the map.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Did you do good in school when you were young?

• 33:25Speaker 03

  I did good in math.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Math, right, you are smart. Math is very hard.

• 33:30Speaker 03

  Only with the numbers.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're all good with numbers?

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, math does involve numbers, yeah.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  So you know anything about history?

• 33:37Speaker 03

  I did took one year of history here.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  What did we learn?

• 33:39Speaker 03

  My high school year.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  What did we learn then?

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Tell us about the Industrial Revolution.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  I don't know, I don't remember that.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  I think that the thing that I remember the most was about the.

• 33:54Speaker 03

  The cotton picking?

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  Tell us about that.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Tell us about the cotton picking. I've never heard of that. Have you?

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't ring a bell for me.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  Slaves picking cotton?

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Slaves? What?

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 34:10Speaker 03

  History.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, but tell us about slaves and...

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  Slaves did what?

• 34:16Speaker 03

  Pick cotton?

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when?

• 34:18Speaker 03

  Am I pronouncing that word?

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 34:20Speaker 03

  I don't know the year.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Recently? Like 10 years? 15 years?

• 34:26Speaker 03

  Not with AI. Probably more recent.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Probably, yeah, yeah. Interesting. That's the only thing you know about history. That's interesting. Yeah.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  Was that fascinating, that category? Is that why you got stuck on it?

• 34:39Speaker 03

  Maybe because I... I came here without knowing how to speak English and... I went my senior year, you know, in like a super wide school, high school.

• 34:54Andrew Santino?

  Did you like that or not like it?

• 34:56Speaker 03

  I didn't mind.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Imagine, he doesn't know to speak the English.

• 35:00Speaker 03

  I had a bunch of friends.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  You did have a lot? Okay, good.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  Do you still keep in touch with friends from high school?

• 35:06Speaker 03

  No.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  Nobody?

• 35:07Speaker 03

  Zero.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, do you have a group of friends back home, a tight group of friends that you hang out with or play video games with?

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  When you do the One Piece card game, maybe? You know what I mean?

• 35:16Speaker 03

  I got a few friends from playing the One Piece.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and when you go in there, "Hey Gilbert, what's going on?" Like, let's say we're in a room...

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Big C's here!

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Big C, what's up, man?

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  What's up, man?

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Eugene, I don't know if you remember.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Caleb.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Caleb, Caleb and Eugene, man.

• 35:33Speaker 03

  I just say, "Hey, guys, wanna play some games?"

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. Today, we want to talk about stuff.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's talk about stuff right now, man.

• 35:40Speaker 03

  Tell me...

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Dude, how was Bad Friends? I heard you went to L.A., man. What was it like?

• 35:45Speaker 03

  You want to know what's funny?

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  What, dude?

• 35:47Speaker 03

  One guy actually asked me, like, that he heard my voice because he's one of the viewers.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about, man?

• 35:55Speaker 03

  He's a beautiful fan.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  What was it like in L.A., man?

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  Did you have fun with Bobby and Andrew in L.A.?

• 36:00Speaker 03

  I had a lot of fun.

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  What did you do?

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  What'd you do, man?

• 36:03Speaker 03

  I just talked in the podcast.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but did you do anything afterwards, man?

• 36:07Speaker 03

  I mean, we are planning right now. I mean, we plan to do about... Let my, my past me tell you.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  It's like.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  I think it's so funny. A piece of me thinks he's doing it deliberately.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  You thi- you think so?

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm not trying to.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think it's the Andy Kaufman? Kaufman?

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna walk outside, smoke a cigarette, and be like, "Man, that shit was..."

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I met him before.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we met him before.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  I don't like to tell lies.

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good. Well, this show is...

• 36:36Speaker 03

  Unless, unless it's for like comedy purposes.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  That's what this show is.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  That's what this show is.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  The whole show is comedy show.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:43Speaker 03

  But I, I don't know how to invent these stories.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  Or tell me how One Piece card game, because we don't know what it is. I know One Piece is based on the anime, right? So it, is it like, um, is, uh, is it like regular cards with like king, queen, I mean with...

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is it like?

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 37:00Speaker 03

  It's like you, it's like Pokemon cards.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Pokemon, ah, look at that. So if I have the monkey, zoom in on that one.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  That's Monkey Luffy.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  You have the monkey.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:10Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  If I have the Monkey D Luffy card, is that good?

• 37:15Speaker 03

  You can run four copies of each character card.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:20Speaker 03

  So you can have four monkeys.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I have four monkeys. Okay. If I have three monkeys, is that bad?

• 37:26Speaker 03

  It depends on the range that you want to have your deck.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well, we know how to play the game now.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  There it is. I guess we got it.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  We got it.

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-eight hundred dollars? Good God, is that expensive?

• 37:39Speaker 03

  That's the first set. It's like the Pokemon?

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  It's a deck, it's like a bunch of cards, right?

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  Do you have anything like this?

• 37:46Speaker 03

  That is like two thousand something?

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do you have a One Piece deck like that?

• 37:51Speaker 03

  That's like a whole set.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  But if we got you that, would you be happy?

• 37:56Speaker 03

  The two thousand one?

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  Don't get it.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 37:59Speaker 03

  It's a waste of money.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, give me the one that you would want. Not that I would get it for you.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  I can, I can buy my own. You guys don't need to buy it.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  In your fucking face.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  In my fucking face. Really? There's not a, a, you can afford these card, card decks?

• 38:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  He's got a job. He's got a good job. Is there something that you've always wanted? It's not good. Is there something you've always wanted that you can't afford in the card game that, because Bob and I would buy it for you, is what he's saying?

• 38:25Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow. You don't like getting gifts?

• 38:30Speaker 03

  I, I don't mind.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  This guy's a wonky contradiction. I can't figure it out.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  I can't figure it out.

• 38:37Speaker 03

  In one of, in each card set? Box?

• 38:42Speaker 03

  There is a special card that is called the manga rare.

• 38:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  And since the set number three, I've been opening one pack, I mean one box of each set to, now they are in set thirteen, I think it is, or twelve, and I haven't got a single manga once.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, that's what it is.

• 39:04Speaker 03

  So my luck is super bad.

• 39:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you know what I'm thinking about right now is how much.

• 39:07Speaker 03

  And don't, don't get it, don't get it.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  We're not gonna get it, dude. I hear your mind. We're not gonna get that.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  If you are going to get me one, get me the Sanji.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  Sanji.

• 39:18Speaker 03

  Don't.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  That's a hundred thousand.

• 39:19Speaker 03

  Don't get it, don't get it.

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's a hundred thousand dollars.

• 39:22Speaker 03

  No, it's not that one. That's Yamato.

• 39:24Speaker 05

  Alright, it's in the cart.

• 39:26Speaker 03

  Don't, don't, don't buy it.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  We're not gonna buy that for you. Don't buy that, Carlos. Carlos, get out of that.

• 39:32Speaker 03

  If you buy that, if you buy that, I'm never coming back to the podcast.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Buy it now.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  ShipStation. Oh my god, we have a, uh, online business.

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  An e-commerce business.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

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• 39:54Andrew Santino?

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• 40:11Bobby Lee?

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• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  That's so big.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  That's hot.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

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• 40:31Bobby Lee?

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• 40:36Andrew Santino?

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• 40:51Bobby Lee?

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• 40:55Andrew Santino?

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• 40:56Bobby Lee?

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• 41:04Andrew Santino?

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• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money shows you all your expenses in one place, including subscriptions you forgot about. If you see a subscription you no longer want, Rocket Money will help you cancel it.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

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• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Get alerts if your bills increase in price, if there's unusual activity in your accounts, if you're close to going over budget, and even when you're doing a good job.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

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• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  That's rocketmoney.com slash bad friends. Rocketmoney.com slash bad friends.

• 42:13Speaker 00

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• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Are your brothers working?

• 42:45Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 42:45Speaker 03

  I have my 31-year-old brother. He works in the same place that I work at.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're assembling stuff. You see him every day?

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Yes. I see.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 42:56Speaker 03

  Uh, Danny.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  Danny?

• 42:58Speaker 03

  Yes, Danny.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  Do you say hi when, I mean, you saw him in the morning when you woke up, but when you walk into the business, do you go, "Hey, Danny?" Or no?

• 43:07Speaker 03

  I mean, there is another guy called Danny in the same place, so I said, I said, I said to him, not to my brother.

• 43:16Andrew Santino?

  You're an enigma.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  Sometimes.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  You're a fucking enigma dude.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  I love you. I loved you from the jump.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:21Speaker 03

  Sometimes I wake up and I have to go and wake this guy out of his bed because he is still sleeping.

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  Your brother.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Your brother. You go, "Wake up Danny."

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  We gotta go to work.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  And does he get mad when you wake him up?

• 43:36Speaker 03

  No.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 43:37Speaker 03

  He's like, "Oh shit."

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  And then when you wake up, do you drink coffee? What do you do?

• 43:40Speaker 03

  No, I just eat like a bagel and some juice.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  You don't drink caffeine ever?

• 43:46Speaker 03

  I do Monster Energy, maybe like once every like five months.

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  Monster Energy?

• 43:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  It lasts for five months.

• 43:57Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't do like.

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  One sip a day?

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one sip a day.

• 44:00Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't really drink energy drinks, like.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  You don't drink?

• 44:04Speaker 03

  Not often.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  You don't do any drugs? You don't drink, you drink one Monster Energy every five months?

• 44:10Speaker 03

  Every five months.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You don't do much?

• 44:13Speaker 03

  I don't do much. All I do is.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  You don't believe in God?

• 44:16Speaker 03

  I go, I go to work. I, after work, I go home. I either go to the grocery store and if I don't have to go, I just go to my computer, watch anime or play games.

• 44:29Andrew Santino?

  What's your dream, Big C?

• 44:30Speaker 03

  My dream?

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  And you listen to us though?

• 44:33Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 44:34Andrew Santino?

  At work?

• 44:35Speaker 03

  To, yes, to a bunch of podcasts.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh.

• 44:38Speaker 03

  But you, but you.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  That's a good, that's a good relief.

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  Did any of those other podcasts fly you out?

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:43Speaker 03

  But you guys are number one.

• 44:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 44:44Speaker 03

  Even before this, you guys.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  We were number one for you.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  So what are you, what's your dreams, Big C? I wanna know for real.

• 44:52Speaker 03

  I, I can't really tell, like.

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  You don't wanna tell?

• 44:55Speaker 03

  I'm like.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, you want a woman.

• 44:58Speaker 03

  I'm like.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Girlfriend, right?

• 45:00Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm like happy with what I have.

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  Life is good.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude, you, you know what he's like? Chauncey Gardner from Being There.

• 45:06Speaker 03

  But you know.

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  Being There, yeah.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. When you want, do you watch pornography?

• 45:11Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 45:13Andrew Santino?

  Let me guess.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess what you watch. Let me see what your Google, your, your.

• 45:17Speaker 03

  I mean, it's not.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Pornhub.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  It's, it's not hard to guess.

• 45:20Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's anime.

• 45:21Speaker 03

  It's simple.

• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  It's all anime porn.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Is it anime porn?

• 45:25Speaker 03

  Eighty percent of it.

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  What's the twenty? What's the other twenty?

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  What's the twenty percent? Twenty?

• 45:32Speaker 03

  Like, regular stuff.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  But Japanese girls? Asian girls?

• 45:36Speaker 03

  Sometimes.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 45:37Speaker 03

  They don't know that you should. I used to like Hitomi Tanaka, but she retired, so.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Hitomi Hataka?

• 45:48Speaker 03

  Hitomi Tanaka, she used to be like the top Japanese. Like porn actor.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  Let's look at what she looks like.

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yes.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Is that her?

• 45:57Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  You like her?

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you like, you, wait, you like exaggerated like breasts and stuff?

• 46:06Speaker 03

  No, like, you know, like.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Hitomi, that was your favorite?

• 46:12Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean nah?

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Oh, Hitomi, yes.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  She used to be my favorite.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:18Speaker 03

  She retired.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  You like big breasts?

• 46:22Speaker 03

  Kind of.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:24Andrew Santino?

  Kind of.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't mind the size, but you know, applause is applause.

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  He sounds like Fancy.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  That is what Fancy would say. Applause is applause.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  The, the way that you do accents is so good.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  I love you, buddy.

• 46:37Speaker 03

  They are so funny.

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm so fascinated with it. Big C is wild.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  He's wild, a wild guy. Did you, you love your stepdad?

• 46:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's, he's a cool guy.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 46:46Speaker 03

  He just asks, you know, what Andrew has.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  He asks what Andrew has?

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Yes, like kind of angry, anger issues.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow. He's got you, dude. The whole family's got you, dude.

• 47:04Speaker 03

  No, like, you, like, he, he goes from zero to one hundred like in one second.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Who, Andrew?

• 47:11Speaker 03

  No, my stepfather.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  But I'm assuming.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Describe my personality.

• 47:15Speaker 03

  You are a cool guy, probably like kind of depressed every once in a while.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  And then, and then, and then what's mine? Describe mine.

• 47:26Speaker 03

  I, I don't really know you that good.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  Like, I watch it. I, I, I watch, I watch Whiskey Ginger too, don't get me wrong.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You watch Tiger Belly?

• 47:38Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  But.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  What do you prefer?

• 47:45Speaker 03

  Can I say it?

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, say it.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  He's not going to like it.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  I actually like Tiger, Tiger Felib.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  But that's because of your, your energy. I think that...

• 48:00Speaker 03

  I'm not trying to say-

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh god, I'm so- hey bud, happy birthday dude.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  You're a good guy dude.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Bobby, next time you flat me out.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it turned.

• 48:20Speaker 05

  It was Andrew's idea.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  It was Andrew's idea to come out, come out here.

• 48:23Speaker 03

  I like you, Andrew, don't get me wrong.

• 48:27Speaker 03

  No, no hard feelings.

• 48:30Speaker 05

  The hotel was his choice and everything.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  Can I-

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  It was all Andrew dude.

• 48:34Speaker 03

  Can I stay at your house?

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  You want to stay at my house?

• 48:38Speaker 03

  I don't think Andrew is going to pay.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we'll pay. We'll pay dude.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Now Andrew, can I talk to you? How do you feel? How do you- no, be quiet for a second, okay? Andrew, look at me, how do you feel about, uh, Christopher?

• 48:57Andrew Santino?

  I am, uh... I'm pretty excited for the show to come to a close, I'll tell you that.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  Bad friends, bad friends.

• 49:04Speaker 03

  What about you Bobby?

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited for this to come to a close.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, this is gonna keep going.

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  It's slowly fading away.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  And it's this kind of stuff.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not this kind of-

• 49:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  No, here's the thing.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  Let me-

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Christopher, no, Christopher, stop, shut the fuck up.

• 49:15Andrew Santino?

  Bobby-

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  All right?

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  Bobby-

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Christopher?

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Bobby-

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:21Speaker 03

  I, I can, I can cover-

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Christopher, shut the fuck up! Andrew, Andrew, A- Andrew? Look at me right now.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  Christopher-

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  Would never have stepped foot in here-

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  If I didn't say-

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  Let's get him out here.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  Christopher, shut the fuck up, go ahead.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  And he's the cool guy.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I-

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  And I'm the old school-

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Old school-

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  Conservative-

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, rage, rager.

• 49:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:47Speaker 03

  Can I say something?

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm in-

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm an inch away from calling ice on you.

• 49:52Speaker 03

  I actually like my drinks to be warm, so I don't like ice.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  That's a good job. That's a good job.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  That was very good.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good job.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  Let me say something.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  Please, God.

• 50:05Speaker 03

  Like, I really appreciate.

• 50:06Andrew Santino?

  You haven't said enough on this podcast.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  I think I was going to talk a lot less, but.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  No, we're happy that you're talking.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we like.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  This is revealing a lot.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  I really appreciate that. I mean, I assumed that Bobby wouldn't remember the interview.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  He did not.

• 50:25Speaker 03

  But I really appreciate that you were the one that said to bring me.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  It was all Andrew, dude.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So now who do you like more?

• 50:34Speaker 03

  From the bottom of my heart, I thank you.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  If that's, it's my pleasure.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  Even though if it's empty.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  It's an empty heart.

• 50:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  So you're a heartless person? A little bit. Okay, great.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  I really like.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  You don't have empathy.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  I like this guy.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  I mean, I tend to go overboard.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  With the.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  With empathy and stuff like that.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  You go overboard with empathy?

• 50:57Speaker 03

  I don't know how to sympathize as a boy.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  We've.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me say something. In November, SNAP benefits are probably going to go away for forty-some million, forty, right, Americans? How do you feel about that?

• 51:12Speaker 03

  What is a SNAP benefit?

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all righty. Check. No SNAP.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  What about Obamacare, right? It's gonna, and it's good that, what? Go ahead.

• 51:25Speaker 03

  I told these guys when I was in the car, when they were driving me to the hotel, that I, I don't know anything.

• 51:35Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 51:37Speaker 05

  I asked him about the, I showed him where the Palisades fire was and he didn't know anything about it.

• 51:42Speaker 03

  Like, I tell you, like, most of the news that I, that come up in the, like.

• 51:49Speaker 03

  And like YouTube and stuff like that, I only see it when something like big happens. That YouTube like forces you to see like a.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 51:59Speaker 05

  He just looks at the thumbnail, he doesn't click on.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't click on anything, I just.

• 52:03Speaker 05

  That's how he reads the news, by thumbnail.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  You don't get involved with politics and world news and, right, good.

• 52:08Speaker 03

  I just, you know, I just.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  You're in your own world.

• 52:12Speaker 03

  Play my games.

• 52:13Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  That's so good, dude.

• 52:15Andrew Santino?

  That is very good.

• 52:16Speaker 03

  I think it's good for mental health.

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  I do too.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  I do, you know what? He's on to something.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you, he is.

• 52:23Speaker 03

  I ignore a lot of people.

• 52:25Speaker 05

  That's not good, you need to learn the news.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  I, I, me too, I agree with that, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  No, let him float, he's floating.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  What, are you gonna sink his boat?

• 52:33Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna take down the boat?

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  But I think the problem is the apathy and people that just don't care, you know what I mean? And if more people cared, I think.

• 52:43Speaker 03

  I'm, I care about, you know, the people that I'm around, but.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. So you care about me and Andrew?

• 52:49Speaker 03

  Yes, now that I'm here and you guys are around me.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  So if, if Andrew passed away suddenly, right, how would you feel?

• 52:56Speaker 03

  I would feel bad, but we can keep making the podcast, just you and me.

• 53:07Speaker 03

  I think.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, oh my god, I've never seen Andrew like this, oh my god.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm just joking, this is just joking.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  Are you joking?

• 53:20Speaker 03

  I like, I like you a lot.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Are you, are you joking?

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's joking.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  He took shots at me the whole show.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 53:25Speaker 03

  I feel.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  Old school, conservative.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 53:29Andrew Santino?

  And I don't even know.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Rigid.

• 53:30Andrew Santino?

  Rigid.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:31Speaker 03

  I feel like you can take it better than Bobby.

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  Anger management.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:35Speaker 05

  You beat your kids.

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  I beat my, I don't even have fucking kids.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Kids, but, yeah. And I'm, I'm fun-loving.

• 53:42Andrew Santino?

  Cool dude.

• 53:42Speaker 03

  It's because I feel like you can take it better than Bobby.

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sensitive, oh now I'm sensitive.

• 53:47Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, this.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now I'm sensitive?

• 53:49Andrew Santino?

  Now he's being manipulative, that's what he's doing.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you what?

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  He knows.

• 53:52Speaker 03

  I have watched more podcasts with you being sensitive than him.

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 53:58Speaker 03

  So I know that he's more. Hard rock.

• 54:03Andrew Santino?

  Hard rock.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  But I'll be honest with you, what people don't know though, is that he's extremely sensitive as well.

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  People know.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and also not on top of that, right? He goes through deep depressions like I do. Right? And we have to be there for him, you know, and um, I think in many ways Andrew and I-

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  I'm about to go through one right now.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm living it.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  I know. And I think in many ways, um, me and Andrew are similar. People don't realize that, you know? Like when we're off camera and stuff, when we're together, we share a lot of like, you know what I mean? Fears and, and um, paranoia and sadness and all that.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  What's your biggest fear?

• 54:45Speaker 03

  My biggest fear?

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  What do you fear?

• 54:47Speaker 03

  I fear snakes.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  You're perfect. Snakes?

• 54:53Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  That's the biggest fear.

• 54:55Speaker 03

  And let me say, I'm sorry for like, assuming, after what Bobby said. I, I don't, I don't mean any of what I said, you know?

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh no.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  About snakes?

• 55:09Speaker 03

  No, about you and-

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, the damage is done.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  He's just playing around.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's uh-

• 55:16Speaker 03

  I know it's 2025.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  I shouldn't be assuming.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's um, the damage is done. You really hurt my-

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna go through a really deep one now.

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  You hurt my feelings.

• 55:26Speaker 03

  We can go to the spa.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  No, he's not gonna go. Yeah.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  My feelings are hurt.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  His feelings are hurt.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  We can go golfing. I never golf.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, perfect.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  I imagine.

• 55:38Speaker 03

  I, I know that you like golf.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Are you good at bowling?

• 55:41Speaker 03

  Average.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right, right, right.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm, cause I'm, because you know, because he's Dominican, he's gonna be in Florida.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Right? My fear is, cause they don't care. I think that, you know, brown guy. I'm just afraid that they're gonna.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  You want to protect him?

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Because, yeah, he, he, he will get, get chased. I can see him getting chased.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, he did all those, that's a good thing. He did all those.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  With the accent, I know.

• 56:05Speaker 03

  I, I mean, I can change my vo- my voice and say.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Alright, so like, we're ice, right?

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  Let's see how this goes.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Let's see how this goes, right? And change of, no, just play, get in the scene. Get into the scene, right? Hey! Freeze!

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  Get on the fuck.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Get on the fuck ground!

• 56:21Speaker 03

  Wait. I, I, I'm American.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  Where are you from?

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Where are you from, man?

• 56:25Speaker 03

  I come from Albany. I mean, I, I meant, I meant to say Florida.

• 56:28Andrew Santino?

  Ah, book him!

• 56:33Speaker 03

  I messed, I messed up this time.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, you did, you did. Yeah.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  I, I would say like, so, sorry, my voice cracked.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good save. Yeah, yeah.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  Good save.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Wow, alright.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 56:47Speaker 05

  Um, people are saying Selena Gomez's new look is Bobby mom.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  A little bit.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  A little bit like my mom.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, her new look? What did she do different?

• 56:58Speaker 05

  Uh, I think she's for a video game, or a music video.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  I mean, she does look different. I, I can't tell what she, what makes her look different. Selena Gomez looks stunning for the In The Dark music video, someone said here on.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  I think I know what it is.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 57:12Speaker 05

  What's her age?

• 57:12Speaker 03

  It's like the, the yellow, the yellow light and the yellow looking thing.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  You know, the contrast.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why I thought she was much younger for some reason.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:25Speaker 05

  She's been famous.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  When you get famous that young, you're like, young forever. You're that age forever. It's kinda crazy. Dude, would you ever want to be famous, Big C?

• 57:32Speaker 03

  Me?

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  If you were famous, what would change then? You think that you would be?

• 57:36Speaker 03

  Nothing, I would be the same, the same guy.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  Same guy.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, this, this podcast is dedicated to you, right? I mean, this is just your episode, right? So, it's gonna get out there, right? And some people are gonna, probably. You're not gonna become famous, but.

• 57:52Speaker 03

  Probably like, the viral podcast of, or H3. I, I need to make a page. And Olivia.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  So we're a stepping stone.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  You're a stepping.

• 58:02Andrew Santino?

  You're a stepping stone to get to a better show.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  You want to get to H3?

• 58:06Speaker 03

  And the viral podcast.

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 58:10Speaker 03

  You.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  And the what podcast?

• 58:12Speaker 03

  The viral podcast. Chelsea Lynn.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  You think Chelsea Lynn and Paige Din are bigger than us?

• 58:17Speaker 03

  No, but they are like my, they are not bigger, bigger than.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:22Speaker 03

  They are, they are just like.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Who are you calling?

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  Hello, beautiful. You're on the podcast real fast. I, I, and we can cut it out and we can cut it out if you want, but Bobby and I are sitting here. Is there any chance under the sun?

• 58:33Speaker 03

  Can, can I say something? Let her know that I'm a rock.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Shut, shut the fuck up.

• 58:37Andrew Santino?

  Is there any chance under the sun that you're with Paige right now?

• 58:41Speaker 04

  Oh God, I left her about 10 minutes ago.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  Damn. Okay. So there's a guy that's here. Who we have on the show, we flew out to be a replacement for Andres for Fancy B. And he is, and I mean, in love with Paige, like, and I mean, it's, he's obsessed. He's shut the fuck.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  Shut up. Cut his mic off. So Chelsea, is there any way, can you, can you text her if I can call her? Cause it, so we can introduce them at least?

• 59:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I just dropped off at the airport.

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  All right. Well, well.

• 59:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, well, send us, send me a text and we'll figure something out for another time, just with her number. Is that's okay?

• 59:19Speaker 03

  She needs to hear.

• 59:20Speaker 04

  I'm doing it right now and good luck.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  I love you so much.

• 59:22Speaker 03

  She needs to hear.

• 59:23Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. Okay, bye.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  You, you need, tell her that I'm a. No, it's over.

• 59:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  What did you want to say though?

• 59:36Speaker 03

  I just wa, I just wanted to tell her that I'm a. They call their viewers eh, rock fuckers. So I want, I want her to know that I'm, I'm one.

• 59:49Speaker 03

  I'm Bobby.

• 59:52Speaker 04

  Baby, baby.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Paige, Paige, are you um at the airport?

• 59:57Speaker 04

  Yes, I'm at the airport.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  Uh, can you talk for a second or no?

• 1:00:01Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, no problem.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so we've, we've, we found this guy on the internet. I mean, a guy applied to be an intern. You're, oh, you're live on the Bad Friends Podcast, by the way.

• 1:00:11Speaker 04

  Oh, cool, no problem.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and he's a, he's not only a gigantic fan of yours, but he kinda has a crush on you. Now, yeah, now are you seeing anybody right now, Paige?

• 1:00:24Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're not, because you know, he follows your OnlyFans, we didn't know you had one.

• 1:00:30Speaker 03

  I don't follow.

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  Oh, really, even though I've told you, huh?

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've, you've never seen, wait. Christopher, you've never seen her OnlyFans?

• 1:00:40Speaker 03

  I, I, I don't follow it, she mentions it.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  But you've never seen it?

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  I'm, I've never seen it.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What's on, what's, what's on your OnlyFans, Paige?

• 1:00:48Speaker 04

  Uh, I do pub updates.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:51Speaker 04

  Let me, let me walk away from these people real quick.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:54Speaker 04

  Uh, I do some pub updates, cuz I have four inch pubes.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Speaker 04

  Uh.

• 1:00:59Speaker 03

  Love.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Love.

• 1:01:00Speaker 04

  I play, I play, I spy my little brown eye, I hide my butthole.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  That's fun.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  And it's kinda, and it's kinda like Where's the World though?

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's a kid's game, I used to play it.

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, but for adults, so you look for my bum hole.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  Uh, what else?

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  You fart on it, you, I love your farts.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, got some farts.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Christopher, you like, you like Paige's farts?

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  I, I'm not sure. But I'm okay with, with her doing it.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  Why, you're nervous?

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:01:29Speaker 04

  Don't be nervous, man. It's just me.

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  I, I'm just.

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  Hold it there, I got it.

• 1:01:34Speaker 03

  I, I'm just, uh, I, I follow the podcast. I'm a rock fucker like you guys, right? I haven't called a single time, and I have a Mickey Mouse voice, I don't know if you are okay with that?

• 1:01:47Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, no choice, huh?

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  I'm kind of nerdy too, so.

• 1:01:52Speaker 04

  Oh, don't be nervous.

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  No, nerdy.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Nerdy, nerdy.

• 1:01:55Speaker 04

  I fart out of my butthole online, don't be nervous to talk to me.

• 1:02:00Speaker 05

  Do you wanna say anything else, sir?

• 1:02:02Speaker 03

  Hmm, hmm, no, really.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  You shut the, this is your opportunity, man!

• 1:02:12Speaker 03

  What was that?

• 1:02:13Speaker 05

  She's waiting for you to talk to her.

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  Chris, where do you live?

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  Uh, far away from here. I'm not close.

• 1:02:21Speaker 05

  He lives in Albany.

• 1:02:22Speaker 03

  Uh, I'm in Albany. Well, I live in Albany, New York.

• 1:02:26Speaker 04

  New York? Okay, cool.

• 1:02:28Speaker 03

  Uh, it's decent.

• 1:02:30Speaker 04

  What you wanna talk about?

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  You know, Paige, you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna teach him how to talk to ladies.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  And we're gonna call you back in a couple of weeks, okay? We'll set it up.

• 1:02:42Speaker 04

  Couple of years?

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so have a safe flight, Paige. Thank you so much for picking up.

• 1:02:49Speaker 04

  Hey, thank you guys for calling.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 1:02:51Speaker 04

  Shout out Bad Friends. I love your guys' podcast.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  We love you.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  We love you too. Bye.

• 1:02:55Speaker 04

  Love you. Love Santino.

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Love you, babe.

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  Bye, Chris.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Chris, Chris, Chris.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  You dropped the ball, dude.

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  You dropped the ball.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  You fucking failed!

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  He wasn't meant to be.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  No, you won't. Whoa, no!

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  You didn't... What happened? You clammed up. You shut down!

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  Shut down.

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  I don't... Like you said, I don't know how to talk to...

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you do.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Yes, you do. You know how to talk to us.

• 1:03:20Andrew Santino?

  You have this brooding confidence. You shit on me for 25 minutes straight. And then you can't even fucking...

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Close!

• 1:03:28Speaker 03

  When it comes to friendship, I can do that, but...

• 1:03:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we're friends? Oh, we're fucking friends?

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  We are bad friends.

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  You fucking dumped on me the whole show!

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  We are bad friends.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  We are bad friends.

• 1:03:38Speaker 03

  It's the name of the podcast.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta stick around for a while. I do, I do think you blew that.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  You blew it, dude.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  I do think you blew that.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you shut down.

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was bad.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what happened?

• 1:03:50Speaker 03

  I dropped the ball, Bobby.

• 1:03:54Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever?

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  I know, I know what it is. It's because I don't have a cover gear.

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  I don't have nothing to brag about.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  You're a good-looking guy. You're tall.

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  I'm decent.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  I'm not good-looking. I'm...

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  You're tall?

• 1:04:08Speaker 03

  In the middle.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  You 5'11", tall?

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You look like a young F. Murray Abraham, you know?

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  Are you wearing a... Is that shirt a fucking... Is that that... It is?

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  Oh, I forgot to show you guys. I'm not going to break it because...

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  He's wearing...

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  They told me not to do it.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  He's wearing one of Fancy's favorite shirts. Is that Fancy shirt we gave him?

• 1:04:30Speaker 05

  George has one.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  But I have a One Piece t-shirt. It's like my Superman. When I rip it, I get superpowers.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  And the pussies dried up all across the land.

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  That's, that's why.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  No, but that shirt looks good. That is a, how do you say it? Say it how Fancy says it. The shirt, the name of the shirt, the brand.

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  Unicol?

• 1:04:56Andrew Santino?

  No, isn't that, isn't that desigual?

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  That's.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  Desigual?

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  Desigual?

• 1:05:02Andrew Santino?

  That's what he calls it, right?

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  That's the brand, desigual.

• 1:05:05Andrew Santino?

  Desigual.

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  Des, desigual?

• 1:05:07Andrew Santino?

  Desigual.

• 1:05:08Speaker 03

  Desi-?

• 1:05:08Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 1:05:08Speaker 03

  Desigual, desigual?

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  He says desigual.

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  Desigual!

• 1:05:12Andrew Santino?

  Desigual.

• 1:05:12Speaker 03

  Desi- desigual?

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  Desigual. Desigual, yeah. Clothing, yeah. They only make.

• 1:05:18Speaker 03

  They, they, des, desi- desigual?

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  Right there.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing? Desigual. Desigual, that's what I fucking said seven times, I think. That's what he calls it. We call it, we call it desigual.

• 1:05:34Speaker 03

  So the thing with Paige is not happening anymore?

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  No, that's.

• 1:05:43Speaker 03

  I, I can only say it when she's not. I'm, I'm kind of like in.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, she's gonna watch this, so why don't you pitch into that camera? Pitch, pitch Paige for a round two.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  Maybe you can earn something with her in this, right?

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  Paige, if you are watching this, I'm kind of a nerdy guy. You mentioned that you like nerdy, nerdy guys. And...

• 1:06:08Speaker 03

  Do I have to say more than that?

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  Very good. I think that should close the deal.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I think you should say more. What do you, what could you offer in a relationship?

• 1:06:17Speaker 03

  She was looking.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  What, what could you offer in a relationship? Go ahead.

• 1:06:20Speaker 03

  Honestly, I don't think I can offer too much.

• 1:06:23Andrew Santino?

  Mm-mm. You have a good job, you have a great family. That's not. You're a good-looking guy. That's not.

• 1:06:29Speaker 03

  I'm decent-looking.

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Okay, okay.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:35Speaker 03

  But she she can still.

• 1:06:38Speaker 03

  If she's interested, she can. This guy has my. Phone number in my Gmail.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. Just just let me just send send a message.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I I don't I I think I don't want to put her in harm's way.

• 1:06:55Speaker 03

  I I'm a I'm a cool guy. I can say that.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you should have pitched that. You know, you shouldn't say, I can't offer anything. That's what you said. I can't offer anything.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  You want to round two it? Go ahead.

• 1:07:04Speaker 03

  We're still rolling.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, round three.

• 1:07:07Speaker 03

  Paige, I'm a I'm a rock fucker. I'm a cool guy, kind of nerdy. Eh, I'm a I'm a cool guy. Did I say that?

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  You fuck hard.

• 1:07:18Speaker 03

  I I don't.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  You fuck hard.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  I I don't think I can go past.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  You soft fuck soft. You fuck soft.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  I don't think I can go past thirty seconds. Is she okay with that?

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  Ask. I know you say.

• 1:07:31Speaker 03

  But I but.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  They call their fans rock fuckers?

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:07:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  And you said, I'm a rock fucker.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:36Speaker 03

  Because I'm a I'm a fan.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  You may cut out the the thirty second, the thirty second cut out that cut that out. Yeah, I mean.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  No, leave it in.

• 1:07:43Speaker 03

  I think I.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:07:44Speaker 03

  I think I can do better in round round two.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you do a nut fast and then the second round you can last a minute.

• 1:07:52Speaker 03

  But don't blame me. Don't blame me if he goes the same way.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:07:59Speaker 03

  I I need I need practice.

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  How's this episode been for you?

• 1:08:04Speaker 03

  I I don't think the hand is. Good enough to practice.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  You want other women to warm up to Paige? You need another girl to warm up to Paige?

• 1:08:13Speaker 03

  No, no, I'm I'm talking about myself.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, Carlos is gonna search for an escort in Albany right now.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:22Speaker 05

  They're not expensive, but.

• 1:08:23Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  It's not pretty.

• 1:08:24Speaker 03

  I I feel.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Look at the Asian one right there. They're number one.

• 1:08:27Speaker 03

  I I I don't think. Like, escort.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's black.

• 1:08:32Speaker 03

  Because I I need I need to have that connection.

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right. Right. You want to fall in love.

• 1:08:37Speaker 03

  I I want the. You know, the connection of knowing. The other person.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  Right. That's great.

• 1:08:45Speaker 03

  But she doesn't know. About me, though.

• 1:08:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, she's got to get to know you.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  And you're a get to know guy?

• 1:08:53Speaker 03

  We can eat, we can go eat sushi on a date.

• 1:08:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:58Speaker 03

  I can tell her about some animals.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's, that's, that's. Yeah, I guess, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:05Speaker 03

  She says that she's half Asian, so.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you dropped the ball.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  It's on her blog.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a dead, I think it's dead. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  Can we go, what about Ethan?

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  We can't just call celebrities. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  He's, he's not a celebrity.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  What do you, I mean, if I call Ethan, what would you say? Because I'm a little nervous because this.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  No, let him do it. You might as well.

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  I can talk to Ethan because he's, he's a guy.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  But what are you gonna ask him? Because I don't wanna call him and then have you like.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  I, I already know that Olivia is not on the show at the moment because of the stuff going on right now.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. I'm afraid to call him. Should I call him?

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  I think you should.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:45Speaker 03

  I will just tell him that I love the podcast.

• 1:09:50Speaker 03

  It's my number two.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Number two.

• 1:09:59Speaker 06

  Hello?

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Ethan, it's Bobby.

• 1:10:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, how are you?

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  You're on the Bad Friends podcast right now. I just wanna let you know.

• 1:10:05Speaker 06

  Okay, great. How's everybody doing?

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  We're doing great. We have a super fan here and he wants to talk to you, if that's okay?

• 1:10:14Speaker 06

  I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm expecting something odd. Let's hear it.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  No, there's not gonna be anything odd. It's, no, he's odd. He's odd for sure. Okay, so.

• 1:10:23Speaker 03

  I'm not hot.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're, you're gonna, you're gonna talk to him for a sec. He's had some questions to ask you, okay?

• 1:10:28Speaker 03

  This.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead. I'll hold it for you.

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  Ethan, I'm a big fan, I'm a big fan of the podcast. I've been watching since the Bay Nation days. Big, super big fan.

• 1:10:44Speaker 03

  And

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  I, I just want to tell you that I, I love the, the show.

• 1:10:52Speaker 03

  I don't miss a single episode.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  Fucking get to the point!

• 1:10:58Speaker 03

  You, you can, you can talk now.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  No, get to the point!

• 1:11:02Speaker 06

  Well, that, that's very sweet, I really appreciate that. Who are you?

• 1:11:05Speaker 03

  Uh, I'm just, just a random guy.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, just say your name, man. What the fuck, man?

• 1:11:10Speaker 06

  Why are you in their, why are you in their studio?

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  I, I got, I got lucky.

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  Tell him your nickname.

• 1:11:18Speaker 03

  They call me...

• 1:11:21Speaker 06

  Go, go ahead, go ahead, I'm listening.

• 1:11:22Speaker 03

  They call me the, he call me the Big C. Because my name is, uh, Christopher.

• 1:11:30Speaker 06

  Okay, very interesting.

• 1:11:33Speaker 03

  I'm just calling because, you know, I, I think I like Olivia a lot.

• 1:11:38Speaker 05

  You said you weren't gonna mention her.

• 1:11:41Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 1:11:41Speaker 06

  Okay, so, so are you a, okay, so you're a fan and you like Olivia?

• 1:11:46Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:11:47Speaker 06

  Okay, you said you think, like, do you want, what, do you want me to...

• 1:11:52Speaker 06

  That's great, I mean, you don't, you can like her, it's okay.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  It's okay to like her, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, good for you. Yeah, lots of people like her. I like her too, she's super nice.

• 1:12:01Speaker 03

  Can, can I take her on a date?

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:12:11Bobby Lee?

  It didn't work out the way I thought. It got really uncomfortable.

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  I'm like...

• 1:12:16Speaker 06

  Okay, listen, um, tell, tell, hold on, stop, hold on.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:20Speaker 06

  Percy, wait. Hold on, tell Big C...

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:22Speaker 06

  Okay?

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:24Speaker 06

  That, um... That I'm gonna do everything in my power.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Thanks for picking up. I wouldn't. I, I wanna see you soon. I love you, I miss you, and thank you so much for picking up. And watch the H3 Podcast, it's one of the best podcasts in the world, okay?

• 1:12:42Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:12:43Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  Bye Ethan, I love you.

• 1:12:45Speaker 06

  Andrew, you there?

• 1:12:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, buddy.

• 1:12:47Speaker 06

  How are you? Nice to hear from you.

• 1:12:48Andrew Santino?

  Great to hear from you. I know, it's, uh, I'm a little... Uh, today was weird.

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, today's been weird.

• 1:12:54Andrew Santino?

  Today's been weird on the show. And, and Big C is here, and I, I don't know if this was a good idea or a bad idea for him to call to talk about Olivia, but he is very excited.

• 1:13:04Speaker 06

  So, are you like a stalker, Big C? Or are you just like casually interested?

• 1:13:08Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm actually interested in...

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  He's a nerd.

• 1:13:11Andrew Santino?

  He's a sweet guy.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Sweet guy.

• 1:13:14Speaker 06

  Just to be clear, you haven't like Googled her address or anything, right?

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:13:18Speaker 03

  I'm not a, it's, it's...

• 1:13:19Speaker 06

  All right, well, I don't know. I mean, it sounds kind of like serious.

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know. That's why I got uncomfortable. So, uh... Do I need to call the police? What? Do I need to call the police? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We'll, we'll take care of it on our end. Uh, I apologize for bothering you. Thank you for picking up. We love you so much. And... I love you guys. Have a great show.

• 1:13:41Andrew Santino?

  Bye, buddy.

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  I keep dropping both.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  We're not calling, I'm not calling anybody.

• 1:13:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not working out. I got uncomfortable quick.

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Don't you think?

• 1:13:53Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  Yep, yeah, um...

• 1:13:55Speaker 03

  I think I ran out of auctions. Those are the two of the ones that I like, so...

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:07Andrew Santino?

  You know...

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:14:08Andrew Santino?

  I don't know either.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:10Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if we created a monster.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:13Speaker 03

  But now I'm, I'm out there now, so...

• 1:14:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're out there.

• 1:14:17Speaker 03

  Thank, thank you both for, for the opportunity.

• 1:14:21Bobby Lee?

  Can you look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad friend?

• 1:14:24Speaker 03

  Thank you for being a bad friend? Was I looking at the camera or the...?

• 1:14:53Speaker 00

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