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1:45 Speaker 03 The wrongs we must right. The fights we must win. The future we must secure together for our nation. This is what's in front of us. This determines what's next for all of us. We are Marines. We were made for this.
2:05 Speaker 02 There's nothing sweet about this.
2:07 Speaker 04 Didn't speak a single word of each other's language.
2:09 Speaker 02 More of the Shakespearean love where they actually communicate and there's some romantic interaction.
2:15 Speaker 04 He's an advocate for communication. He wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face. So that's the problem.
2:22 Speaker 02 Well, let me tell you, if love actually is about romance, I do not understand romance.
2:33 Travis Kelce? Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen of Wondery Show, produced by Wave Sports and Entertainment and brought to you by our friends at Monopoly Go. This holiday season creates some memories by playing together, enjoying some friendly competition and getting the gift of sweet revenge. I love it. We are your hosts. I'm Travis Kelce, my big brother, Jason Kelce, and my sister-in-law Kylie Kelsey has decided to join us for this very, very special episode. Subscribe on YouTube, Wondery Plus, wherever you get your podcasts, follow the show on all social media, add New Heights Show with one S. And Jason, this is your time to tell everyone what we're doing here.
3:12 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, we got a outstanding New Heights episode where we're going to be diving into the New Heights Film Club, but not just one film. That's right.
3:21 Travis Kelce? Oh, yeah.
3:23 Speaker 02 For a little present for your holiday, we're going to be giving you a double dose of film reviews, Love Actually, and Christmas Vacation.
3:32 Travis Kelce? Double down. The double dose.
3:35 Speaker 02 So without further ado, let's get into a little bit of new news. I don't know if you guys have seen, but my wife Kylie has a number one podcast in the world right now.
3:45 Travis Kelce? Number one.
3:46 Speaker 02 Number one, number one. Well, on Apple, on Apple Podcasts, we should stipulate, Apple Podcasts, number one, number one podcast. Yeah. How's it been? Any easier or harder than we? Do we even, I don't think we gave her any advice.
4:00 Travis Kelce? No, she didn't ask me for it.
4:01 Speaker 04 You didn't?
4:01 Speaker 02 Yeah, she didn't ask me either.
4:02 Travis Kelce? She was like, what do I need advice for?
4:05 Speaker 02 Clearly, she chose right.
4:07 Speaker 04 Yeah, I would love advice from you guys. What not to do.
4:11 Travis Kelce? Yeah, exactly. There you go. Yeah, we'll get a good team that edits well.
4:15 Speaker 02 Well, how's it going, Kai?
4:17 Speaker 04 It's going great. I've gotten to have some really great conversations with incredible people. And I mean, talking to myself is a little weird, but.
4:25 Travis Kelce? That's, I was about to ask, how was the one man show or one woman show?
4:29 Speaker 04 Queen Emma is writing rundowns that really make it go easy, but.
4:32 Speaker 02 Nice.
4:33 Travis Kelce? Nice, Em.
4:33 Speaker 04 Yeah.
4:34 Speaker 02 Shout out to Emma.
4:35 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's, uh, it's interesting talking to yourself for that much.
4:39 Speaker 02 You don't have an intern doing it for you?
4:41 Speaker 04 What's that?
4:41 Speaker 02 You're, you're actually paying somebody? We have interns do that stuff for us.
4:45 Speaker 04 No, you have an executive producer.
4:47 Travis Kelce? Yeah, we have, we have like volunteers that just come in and.
4:50 Speaker 02 We don't, we don't, we don't pay people like that.
4:52 Travis Kelce? We don't, yeah, we actually.
4:54 Speaker 04 Sorry, Brandon.
4:55 Travis Kelce? We need to fix that.
4:56 Speaker 02 Interns only.
4:59 Speaker 04 They both take a sip.
5:01 Travis Kelce? That's how you run a business. That's how a nineties.
5:04 Travis Kelce? Businesses ran.
5:05 Speaker 02 That's how you sell a hundred million dollar podcast right there, interns, baby.
5:09 Speaker 04 Jesus Christ.
5:11 Speaker 02 Take advantage of that. Somewhat.
5:13 Speaker 04 How is it this short into the show and already off the rails?
5:17 Travis Kelce? No, this is.
5:18 Speaker 02 This is on the rails. What are you talking about?
5:20 Travis Kelce? Right here.
5:20 Speaker 02 We're riding the smooth.
5:21 Travis Kelce? On the rails, going high speeds.
5:23 Speaker 02 New heights, right? Headed straight for Christmas review town.
5:29 Speaker 04 Hit me with it.
5:30 Speaker 02 Why did you make us review this movie before we get into it?
5:33 Travis Kelce? Yeah, yeah. Tell, tell us about your, uh, your love for, uh, actual love, love actually.
5:39 Speaker 04 Love Actually is one of my favorite movies, period. Like outside of, like not just holiday movies.
5:44 Speaker 02 Yes, like up there with like Shawshank Redemption and.
5:47 Speaker 04 You said that like it was a joke, but I love that movie too.
5:53 Speaker 04 He started listing like he was going to be like.
5:55 Speaker 02 It's a joke. The joke isn't that Shawshank is up there. That's not the joke. I think that's pretty routinely up there with best movies.
6:03 Travis Kelce? You might be the oddball out here. I actually enjoyed Love Actually.
6:06 Speaker 02 It's not.
6:07 Speaker 04 You don't have to, you don't have to say that, Travis.
6:09 Speaker 02 No, I will concede. I will concede. It's not an unenjoyable movie to watch.
6:14 Travis Kelce? Nice.
6:14 Speaker 02 My issue is the Christmas aspect of it. And then also just like the overall.
6:21 Speaker 02 We're gonna get into it, but the overall sentiment and lessons and overall values that it expunges expounds are absolutely horrendous, but we'll dive into that.
6:31 Travis Kelce? Uh, this is gonna be a fun one.
6:33 Speaker 04 I really do love the movie.
6:35 Speaker 02 I think, are we going into the movie now?
6:37 Speaker 04 I can't wait for him to sit here and shit on it for the next 10 minutes.
6:41 Travis Kelce? We might as well dive into it, but first this episode will be released on Christmas Eve.
6:45 Speaker 02 Oh, Merry Christmas, everyone.
6:47 Travis Kelce? Yes, if Santa's listening.
6:49 Speaker 02 Happy Hanukkah, if that's what you.
6:51 Travis Kelce? Is there anything you want to ask for?
6:53 Speaker 02 When is Hanukkah this year? Is Hanukkah right now?
6:55 Speaker 04 It's the same time as Christmas, actually.
6:57 Speaker 02 Not all the time, though.
6:59 Speaker 04 No, this year it is, though. It lines up perfectly with Christmas.
7:02 Travis Kelce? There you go.
7:03 Speaker 02 Which night?
7:04 Speaker 04 I believe on Christmas Eve, Hanukkah starts. Does someone want to fact check me on that?
7:08 Travis Kelce? I thought it was.
7:08 Speaker 02 Judge Jake, are you here?
7:10 Speaker 04 Brandon type.
7:11 Travis Kelce? Judge Jake, I heard is on honeymoon.
7:13 Speaker 04 Oh, I'm sorry. It it starts on Christmas Day.
7:16 Speaker 02 Starts on Christmas.
7:18 Travis Kelce? Nice.
7:18 Speaker 02 Happy Hanukkah to all of our Jewish friends. I think best Hanukkah movies, Eight Crazy Nights. We don't even need to debate that one, right?
7:27 Travis Kelce? All right. Well, Happy Hanukkah, everybody. You guys have anything on the Christmas list that you want to share?
7:32 Speaker 02 Christmas list, like that we want is like presents?
7:34 Travis Kelce? Yeah. What do you add? Is there anything you want to ask Santa for, Jason?
7:39 Speaker 02 If I was gonna ask Santa.
7:41 Speaker 04 Thanks, Trav. I needed this.
7:42 Speaker 02 Anything, it would be for
7:47 Speaker 02 better time management skills.
7:49 Travis Kelce? Ooh, he wants skills.
7:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
7:52 Travis Kelce? Nice. Kylie, get him one of those old school Palm Pilots.
7:55 Speaker 02 Well, no, I don't think.
7:56 Travis Kelce? Where you can.
7:58 Speaker 02 Unless it's unless it can make all of my decisions for me. I don't think it's gonna help.
8:05 Travis Kelce? Okay, all right. All right. More time management. Okay.
8:08 Speaker 02 I need Santa to work his magic, not in a physical realm, but in the the mental realm.
8:14 Travis Kelce? A man wants Santa to work his magic on him.
8:16 Speaker 02 So we want to respect your podcasting rule of no episodes over 45 minutes, but that's not the way we do things. But we will set a timer so that you know how much you've gone over.
8:27 Speaker 04 Fuck your rules.
8:27 Speaker 02 Yeah. You're on the new Hites podcast, not the, I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna take way more than 45 minutes.
8:33 Travis Kelce? No way.
8:34 Speaker 04 Well, that's how long we have.
8:36 Speaker 02 So Brandon will start this timer.
8:38 Travis Kelce? All right. We're off and running. We're rolling. Okay, we're gonna start, uh, try and summarize the plot of this movie, um, in a little two minute drill. Two minute drill is brought to you by Amex. Don't leave home without it. Kylie, please give us the plot of Love Actually, since you made us watch it.
8:56 Speaker 02 Good luck.
8:57 Travis Kelce? Ready, set, go.
8:58 Speaker 04 Why is it that I made you watch it?
9:00 Travis Kelce? Listen, I didn't make the rules here.
9:02 Speaker 02 You've already, you're 10 seconds in and you haven't gotten, you got 50 seconds, you got a minute 50 left.
9:08 Speaker 04 I don't think I need that much time. It is a collection of stories.
9:13 Travis Kelce? Yes.
9:14 Speaker 04 Associated with a number of families. I don't know how many, cause that's not really important.
9:19 Travis Kelce? I think it's nine.
9:20 Speaker 04 Is it really nine?
9:21 Travis Kelce? I think it is nine.
9:23 Speaker 04 And they are all connected to each other in some way, whether it's by marriage, sibling, friend. It's different people experiencing different family things during the holidays. You have the prime minister, you have porn star stand ins, you have.
9:42 Speaker 02 I don't think that was a porn. I think that was like a.
9:44 Speaker 04 Are you joking right now?
9:45 Travis Kelce? Are you kidding me?
9:46 Speaker 02 Well, in porn, they actually have sex. They were just acting like they were having sex.
9:49 Travis Kelce? No, they were the stand, they were like the lighting crew. They were like, to get like the lighting right, which I didn't know. I didn't even like think that.
9:56 Speaker 02 I didn't see that. I thought they were like the, okay, that makes sense.
10:00 Speaker 04 My goodness. You have, um, a man who is recently widowed and he's navigating his new, like, his relationship with his son. You just have all of these things that are connected sort of by, I like one degree of separation. Each of them, there's good, there's bad, and it ends in a beautiful Christmas pageant with a one of the best renditions of Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You.
10:28 Speaker 02 It's a little amateurish, if you ask me.
10:31 Travis Kelce? It was a child that sang it.
10:33 Speaker 04 Thank you.
10:34 Speaker 02 Exactly. Jordan Malone killed it.
10:36 Speaker 04 And the build up to it was outstanding. Yeah, I think it's lovely. Maybe, it could be my ADHD that makes me like this movie so much. Cause it's like a bunch of small stories in one big movie and it pops around a lot. That's helpful for me.
10:51 Travis Kelce? You actually did that in two minutes, which is pretty, I mean, this is why your podcast is number one. You're very punctual. That was the two minute drill brought to you by Amex. Let's keep this thing moving.
11:03 Speaker 02 Okay, so let's be honest. Let me be brutally honest. Love Actually might be the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen. Like, I don't even know that it's up for debate.
11:12 Travis Kelce? I didn't feel Christmas at all during the movie.
11:14 Speaker 02 There was zero Christmas spirit or anything.
11:17 Travis Kelce? I enjoyed the movie.
11:19 Speaker 02 It was okay. It was okay.
11:22 Travis Kelce? I just didn't, I didn't understand how much it really tied into Christmas.
11:27 Speaker 02 Not only does it not tie into Christmas, like the worst family value, it was like the worst family values of like all time tied into Christmas. There's like bad people.
11:35 Travis Kelce? A guy went to get a necklace for his.
11:37 Speaker 02 The secretary or whatever that woman was in this, like, let's just go story by story. Let's go story by story. The one guy.
11:45 Travis Kelce? The one guy.
11:45 Speaker 02 Is like voyering his best friend's wife.
11:49 Speaker 04 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Start from the beginning.
11:53 Speaker 02 Okay.
11:53 Speaker 04 Who did it start out with?
11:55 Speaker 02 I don't know, but you've seen.
11:56 Speaker 04 The guy who's, no, the guy who's going to the wedding and he's like, hey, uh, are you sure you don't want to come? And she's like, I'm disgusting. I'm, I'm sick. I can't go.
12:06 Speaker 02 Okay. So we want to start with that storyline.
12:08 Speaker 04 That's the first.
12:09 Speaker 02 So for those of you that don't know, the first storyline is a guy leaves the house. His wife is like, oh, hey, like I'm a little sick. I'm not going to go with you. And I knew it right away.
12:20 Speaker 04 Like he called it the minute.
12:21 Speaker 02 The minute he left, she's gonna be fucking somebody when he gets back. Obvious, right? So it's not even like it's remotely creative of a movie. So super obvious that she's gonna come back in, she's gonna be with somebody.
12:33 Travis Kelce? It wasn't obvious in the nineties.
12:34 Speaker 02 Well, it also wasn't obvious that it was gonna be his fucking brother. Okay. Did you know that?
12:39 Travis Kelce? No.
12:40 Speaker 02 Yeah. She's fucking his brother.
12:42 Speaker 04 Yeah.
12:43 Speaker 02 Merry Christmas, everyone. Then he, so he leaves her and decides to go to, where was he at? He went to France, right?
12:52 Speaker 04 Somewhere.
12:54 Speaker 02 Italy or France or someplace and he has this Portuguese woman who's waiting.
12:58 Speaker 04 Went to the countryside.
12:59 Speaker 02 Okay.
13:00 Speaker 04 Wherever and his like housekeeper that he hires is Portuguese.
13:04 Speaker 02 Yes.
13:05 Speaker 04 Or speaks Portuguese.
13:06 Speaker 02 The, the housekeeper that he's given speaks Portuguese from this other woman, which they don't get into if she was human trafficked or how she got there.
13:12 Speaker 04 Jesus Christ.
13:13 Speaker 02 But they, we do know that these people fall in love with each other without being able to talk. What the fuck are we talking about?
13:22 Travis Kelce? It's.
13:22 Speaker 02 They never spoke a word.
13:24 Travis Kelce? You ever watch Love is Blind?
13:26 Speaker 02 I, I do not watch Love is Blind. No.
13:29 Travis Kelce? This was Love is Mute.
13:31 Speaker 02 It was Love is Mute. It was a great, it was a great life lessons. It was a great life lesson into how much you can fall in love with somebody without actually being able to communicate with them. It was terribly unbelievable.
13:45 Speaker 04 But it.
13:46 Speaker 02 Not even like they're in the water and they're saying the same thing and kind of go, look, they're saying the same thing. And all I'm in my head is like, this is complete nonsense. This is just like complete ridiculousness. There's nothing sweet about this. They're acting like.
13:59 Speaker 04 There's nothing sweet about the fact that they were saying the exact same thing, but didn't speak.
14:04 Speaker 02 I prefer more of the Shakespearean love where they actually communicate. And there's some romantic interaction as opposed to.
14:14 Speaker 04 You want to talk about communicate? This, he's an advocate for communication. Yeah, that's where we. I, I'm realizing that is the problem here.
14:23 Travis Kelce? It was too, it hit home too much for him.
14:26 Speaker 04 No, that he actually doesn't, he wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face. So that's the problem.
14:33 Speaker 02 Well, let me tell you, if love actually is about romance, I do not understand romance.
14:38 Travis Kelce? There might've been one storyline and then.
14:41 Speaker 02 There was one storyline in the whole movie that was good.
14:44 Travis Kelce? Which one was it?
14:45 Speaker 04 Sam and Joanna.
14:46 Speaker 02 Liam Neeson and his son Sam, that was by far, that was a great storyline. It was fantastic.
14:51 Travis Kelce? We gotta get that kid a scholarship. We gotta get that kid a scholarship. We gotta get a football in his hand. We gotta get him catching the ball.
14:57 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:58 Travis Kelce? That motherfucker was running through the airport dodging cats like he was Pat Mahomes in the fourth quarter. He was just out there.
15:04 Speaker 04 The cutest thing about watching was that Ellie was watching at the end of the movie and got blushed on the cheeks.
15:13 Speaker 02 She was feeling her some of Sam.
15:14 Speaker 04 Was so excited. And then the next day she told me, Mom, that cute boy that played the drums, will you show me a picture of him?
15:22 Travis Kelce? Nice.
15:23 Speaker 04 And then I had to Google Sam from Love Actually. And she was giggling like, she was so, it was very.
15:29 Speaker 02 Wyatt was giggling too.
15:30 Speaker 04 Yeah, but Wyatt loves every boy that comes up on the TV.
15:33 Speaker 02 Anybody that kisses, oh my gosh.
15:36 Travis Kelce? That's adorable.
15:38 Speaker 04 So romantic.
15:39 Speaker 02 That's the one redeemable story.
15:43 Speaker 04 No, they only saw the end. They almost saw the boobs, but I was, I warned Jason, he sped it up.
15:51 Speaker 02 All right. So that's the one redeemable story.
15:53 Speaker 04 Okay. I will say the one storyline that really does not sit right with me is the best friend and Keira Knightley.
16:02 Travis Kelce? Oh, you're talking about the cards? The cards?
16:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:05 Travis Kelce? Yeah.
16:05 Speaker 02 Oh, the cards?
16:06 Travis Kelce? That's like the iconic way to do, that's like the most romantic way to tell someone you're in love with them, right? The cards, like play music.
16:13 Speaker 02 Steal your best friend's.
16:14 Speaker 04 While, while your best friend, her husband is inside sitting on the couch, tell him it's Carolers.
16:20 Travis Kelce? What's crazy is that, yeah, exactly.
16:23 Speaker 04 No.
16:23 Travis Kelce? What's crazy is that all these, like you said, all these stories tie together in one community and it, it's supposed to make it look like this is what happens in like a community. Like this is like, these are all the different love stories and all the dead, like this is what's going on around you.
16:40 Speaker 02 Surrendous.
16:41 Travis Kelce? And it's terrifying because there's so much scandal in it. Everyone's, everyone's, the guy, you got a guy buying a necklace for another woman.
16:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, she's a hoe.
16:52 Travis Kelce? Jesus.
16:53 Speaker 04 Sorry, that was aggressive.
16:55 Travis Kelce? It was aggressive, but deserving if you're gonna do that.
16:58 Speaker 04 I just didn't like.
16:59 Speaker 02 I don't know why anybody's mad at her, that the husband's the guy that freaking.
17:02 Travis Kelce? Yeah, the husband's the worst.
17:04 Speaker 02 It's never made sense to me.
17:05 Speaker 04 The husband is horrible, but she's the one who. Is sitting at her desk and splits her legs while she's standing in front of him to be like, "Hey, this Christmas party is about to be off the hook."
17:17 Speaker 02 Is she married?
17:18 Speaker 04 The weird thing is her dancing with him in front of his-
17:21 Speaker 02 I don't recall her announcing her devotion.
17:23 Speaker 04 This is what I will say.
17:25 Travis Kelce? I see it from both sides, both sides.
17:26 Speaker 04 The wife absolutely laying the gauntlet after the, um, after the Christmas pageant and walking up to him and being like, like, "Oh, do you want to explain to me what I'm supposed to do now?" And like called his ass on the carpet. Power to you, girl. Yes.
17:43 Speaker 02 Power to her. She-
17:44 Speaker 04 Yes.
17:44 Speaker 02 At the end of the movie, they were still together. She didn't do anything.
17:47 Speaker 04 How do you know they were still together? She, he was somewhere on a trip and the only reason she was picking him up was because of the kids. And he, she only allowed him to kiss her on the cheek. She didn't kiss him.
17:57 Speaker 02 Either way, I don't know, whatever. Horrible storyline. Let's have the boss cheating with the secretary.
18:03 Speaker 04 Yeah, cuz that's so crazy.
18:05 Speaker 02 It's not that it's crazy. It's just that you're, we're expounding-
18:09 Speaker 04 I think the whole point is, is that they put together a collection of storylines surrounding the holidays because the holidays are sensationalized. And in, I think, adult life, you realize the holidays aren't as jolly. And like, life doesn't, like, real life doesn't stop because the holidays and it's also sensationalized. I, I just think top to bottom, I see what you're saying that it didn't need to be a Christmas movie. But I think that's part of the point. I think that's why they're like trying to drive the point home.
18:45 Travis Kelce? Yeah.
18:46 Speaker 02 I think that they made it a Christmas movie because they know that by making it a Christmas movie, it would sell and become a tradition every single year.
18:56 Speaker 04 And- I think you're just a hater.
18:58 Speaker 02 I think that-
18:58 Travis Kelce? This is so wild.
18:59 Speaker 02 It's terrible values.
19:01 Travis Kelce? Not all, not all terrible values. Some good values in there.
19:05 Speaker 04 No, the, the porn couple were very cute and very happy.
19:10 Travis Kelce? They were. They were very cute.
19:13 Speaker 02 I don't remember.
19:13 Speaker 04 He was so distracted by the boobs. He couldn't even realize that they were having an actual conversation.
19:18 Speaker 02 Well, they weren't like a legitimate like storyline that was happening that much, but yes.
19:22 Speaker 04 Also, how about, um, what's his name? Colin, Colin, God of Sex?
19:27 Speaker 02 That was a good one. He comes to the United States.
19:30 Travis Kelce? Talking about.
19:31 Speaker 04 Yeah, I just love that it was Wisconsin.
19:34 Speaker 02 Yeah. And then he found those girls in Wisconsin. I mean, he, he definitely.
19:37 Travis Kelce? He found some smoke shows in Wisconsin.
19:39 Speaker 02 I will say this. I will say this.
19:41 Speaker 04 Made out like a thief.
19:42 Speaker 02 They didn't go into this in the movie, but Colin clearly was talking to a prostitute. Like if you go up to a bar and a woman is that, yeah, that's like, she's dressed that way.
19:52 Travis Kelce? Are you kidding me?
19:52 Speaker 02 She's dressed that way and talking that kind of way. That's a prostitute. All right. I don't need to, I don't need to know anything more about this story. That didn't really happen to Colin.
20:02 Travis Kelce? And then he brought one home for his friend.
20:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
20:04 Speaker 04 Yeah. That's, that's love.
20:07 Travis Kelce? That's true.
20:08 Speaker 04 That is love, actually. That's, that's love, actually.
20:12 Speaker 02 That's Colin has some wealthy parents and he, uh.
20:17 Speaker 02 She comes through the door and immediately just kisses the other guy. Like this whole thing is just so.
20:23 Travis Kelce? Love it. Love it. First sight, Jason.
20:24 Speaker 02 Yeah.
20:25 Travis Kelce? Or. Love it. First sight.
20:26 Speaker 02 Or paid for love in the form of prostitution. That's what I got from that vibe.
20:32 Speaker 04 I really do love the movie.
20:34 Travis Kelce? It's a fun one to watch. I was enjoying, I was, I was enjoying following along to all the stories. I also was kind of with Jason on some of them like this is a little far fetched.
20:43 Speaker 04 Oh no, a couple of them. I will say the moment, the moment that Keira Knightley sits down and is trying to watch the wedding video. It does give you like an uneasy feeling in your stomach. As a woman, like if that were to happen to you where you sat down, you were like, oh, my husband's best friend recorded this video. I'm going to watch it. And then it's all close ups of your face and you're like, are you about to kill me?
21:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, that was my thing. She wasn't like that though. She was kind of into it.
21:10 Speaker 04 I don't think she was.
21:11 Speaker 02 Oh my gosh. She was into it and then she was into it when he came with the cars afterwards.
21:15 Speaker 04 No, I think she felt bad for him.
21:17 Speaker 02 No, she was into it and the whole thing was weird. I mean, it's stalker type behavior.
21:22 Speaker 04 A thousand percent.
21:23 Travis Kelce? Can't do it.
21:24 Speaker 04 No, top to bottom, wrong.
21:26 Travis Kelce? Don't want to promote that. Don't want, that's not the, that's not the storyline that gets the happy ending.
21:32 Speaker 04 I agree.
21:33 Speaker 02 Overall, rating it, are we doing the PFF grade? Is that what we're doing here?
21:37 Travis Kelce? We always do.
21:39 Speaker 02 All right, PFF grade, okay. Amount of Christmas, I mean, minimal Christmas. I mean, it's a lot of Christmas, but minimal, actual Christmas theme. I'm gonna go
21:49 Travis Kelce? This is about to be bad.
21:49 Speaker 02 Four? I'll say four, because there's Christmas stuff all over the place.
21:53 Travis Kelce? That's so much more generous than what I thought you were gonna give it.
21:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm not gonna, listen, I'm realistic. I'm be, I'm giving an honest review that is not swayed by any ulterior motive. This is an honest, that's what you can expect from Jason Kelce.
22:07 Travis Kelce? That's what you're gonna, you put a stamp, put a guarantee on the box. What are you giving it, Kai?
22:12 Speaker 04 For the amount of Christmas?
22:14 Speaker 02 Yeah.
22:14 Speaker 04 Six.
22:16 Speaker 02 Anywhere from four to six.
22:17 Speaker 04 I won't, I won't aggressively, I won't, I understand that these storylines could have been constructed outside of the holiday season.
22:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, I mean, it's
22:26 Speaker 04 I can acknowledge that.
22:27 Travis Kelce? And that's why I'm giving it a three. This had nothing to do with Christmas.
22:32 Travis Kelce? Both of you are just being generous. That's not the one I'm gonna be generous on.
22:35 Speaker 02 Acting? I thought the acting was pretty good. I mean, it's for what it is, it's a rom-com.
22:40 Travis Kelce? Honestly, the acting, I, that's what I'm saying. I enjoyed the storylines and the acting, and it was fun, and
22:46 Speaker 04 It was a very good cast.
22:48 Travis Kelce? When you bring good kids acting, good kid acting in.
22:52 Speaker 02 Also,
22:53 Travis Kelce? All for it.
22:54 Speaker 02 The Prime Minister calling out the United States, if that isn't the biggest form of fucking political grandstanding that I have ever seen, fuck that guy. He didn't say shit to Billy Bob's face and then went up on the podium, like, I ain't doing shit. If I'm the US, I'm sticking it right up the Prime Minister of Britain's ass. Like, we run the fucking show, not you dickhead. We just had a whole fucking conversation in your office, and you're bringing this up one time, and then you're gonna go out there and say that shit in the fucking media? So anyways, just had to get that off my chest.
23:25 Travis Kelce? He did. He flanked Hugh Grant flanked the Prime Minister flanked.
23:28 Speaker 02 We're not going to talk about any of this in the office. I'm going to act like I'm your best buddy and then go out there and say like, we're done being taken advantage of. Well, now Britain's fucked because the US is not on your side. So guess what? Good luck.
23:40 Speaker 04 He wasn't talking. He was, he was talking about the woman.
23:44 Speaker 02 No, he was not. He was still mad at the woman because he was about to fire her.
23:48 Travis Kelce? No, he was not.
23:50 Speaker 02 That's all he was in his head. He fired her right afterwards, guys. I don't know what you guys have talked yourself into. He fired her and then it took later in the movie.
23:58 Speaker 04 From his personal office to alleviate temptation.
24:03 Speaker 02 No, he liked the temptation. He was in on it. That's why at the end he came back around. He was like, oh my gosh, I've made a terrible mistake. That woman, that woman was being taken advantage of. Now I need her back.
24:16 Travis Kelce? He knew immediately that what the president was doing.
24:20 Speaker 02 I don't think he was in.
24:21 Travis Kelce? Acting, I'm giving, I'm giving a solid nine. I love the acting.
24:26 Speaker 02 I mean, I can't give it a nine just for, because of like the type of movie it is.
24:30 Travis Kelce? You're ridiculous.
24:31 Speaker 04 But I'll. Then you, then you downscore the plot. You don't fuck with the acting. The acting, I'll agree with Travis nine.
24:38 Speaker 02 But I just think that there's, the acting wasn't like overly difficult. That's why I guess what I'm getting at like.
24:46 Speaker 02 Just being honest. Like it's not, it's like the rom com type model isn't like this.
24:51 Travis Kelce? What?
24:52 Speaker 02 This isn't like Shawshank like level like type. This isn't, uh, what's the fucking one where, uh, Leonardo's out in the fucking wilderness for two hours with the grizzly bear or some whatever. What the fuck's that movie? Reverend, like Reverend, this is, this isn't that type of film. So like, this would be like if the Chiefs played like a high school team. How'd the Chiefs play? Well, they beat them by a thousand points, but I, it's hard to tell if they're very like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know what to tell you.
25:22 Travis Kelce? You're fucking ridiculous. Give it a score.
25:24 Speaker 02 All right, seven.
25:28 Speaker 02 It's good acting, but like I can't.
25:30 Travis Kelce? Directing. I thought the directing was up there. I thought to be able to put all these.
25:39 Travis Kelce? I can't take Jason Seals right now. I thought the directing was cool. The, a lot of the shots were fun. The symmetrical. I thought the shots on the, especially on the water, when they were, when all the papers and everything flew around. I thought that was sweet. I thought the running, the slow mo running through the, the airport. Fired me up for some reason.
26:02 Speaker 02 I found it to be.
26:03 Travis Kelce? I'll give it a solid, directing a solid eight.
26:06 Speaker 02 Solid eight.
26:07 Speaker 04 I'm gonna say nine. I love this movie.
26:09 Speaker 02 I'll say like, just very predictable. Like, I think it's hard.
26:15 Travis Kelce? That's plot.
26:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, but it's plot, but also, but also like this, the way the scenes are shot and like the choices that are made, like it just felt very.
26:24 Travis Kelce? The wedding scene where everybody pops up with their own instrument?
26:28 Speaker 02 That's first of all, again, that's plot. I'm just saying the way everything was shot was just very, there was nothing creative to it. So like, I feel like anybody who went to film school could have directed this movie in the exact same way this guy did. So I'll go five.
26:42 Travis Kelce? You're such a grinch, man.
26:44 Speaker 04 That's a great description.
26:46 Travis Kelce? Plot. What we got plot?
26:48 Speaker 02 Can I go negative?
26:49 Travis Kelce? No, you can't go negative. It's a one to 10.
26:52 Speaker 02 One to 10? So I can't go zero?
26:55 Travis Kelce? No.
26:56 Speaker 02 One.
26:57 Travis Kelce? Fucked up.
26:58 Speaker 02 It's horrendous.
27:00 Travis Kelce? The reality of it, Jason, is that there probably is a lot of this going on. So as much as you wanna act like this is like, not a good plot, like this is, this is something that could actually be going on.
27:11 Speaker 04 I'm going eight. I think that it was a lovely collection. And again, the only reason I'm down scoring from higher is because I think that it didn't necessarily have to be a holiday movie.
27:25 Speaker 02 Okay, I'll say this. If it is actually going on, it was directed and filmed in a way that was completely inappropriate. It was filmed in this uplifting, like, oh, look, she's out with the cue cards. Guy, the best friend trying to fuck his best friend's wife and like all of it was done in this like happy. Like there was, there should have been much more dark tones and filmed in a way that expounded on these people being pieces of shit. That's fine, but the fact that all of it was celebrated is ridiculous. So like, maybe the plot isn't horrendous. Maybe I would like the plot if the director and the way it was shot accurately portrayed all these people as monsters.
28:04 Travis Kelce? I did feel like they were like portraying everybody as all, everybody's good people.
28:08 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:09 Travis Kelce? That being said, I'll give it, I'll give it a solid seven. I enjoyed the, I enjoyed the bouncing around. I thought the, the plot of the movie, like how they were like tying in all the stories, even though I wasn't agreeing with what everybody was doing. I thought it was very interesting. Character relatability.
28:29 Travis Kelce? This is where it's tough. Can't relate to a lot of these situations.
28:33 Speaker 02 Everybody can relate to Sam. You got your first crush. You know, how do I, you know, do I, do I, do I have the courage to go up and ask the, the girl that I'm into out and sing to her?
28:48 Travis Kelce? Couldn't really relate to anybody. I'm gonna give it a nice, solid three.
28:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:52 Travis Kelce? Outside of them all being European.
28:54 Speaker 04 I just feel bad giving it any low score, but I don't know that there's a single plot where I'm like, I feel that. I'm gonna go four, five, four.
29:05 Travis Kelce? I don't know how you don't love this adorable dog behind you.
29:10 Speaker 04 She looks dead.
29:13 Speaker 02 You see her.
29:13 Travis Kelce? Where are you going, Jason?
29:14 Speaker 02 Sam's relatable. It's the only one and the dad. I think most dads are gonna be put in that situation where they're trying to navigate their son's first love interest and Sam having to do that and nailing it. So I'm gonna go, I'll go three as well.
29:30 Travis Kelce? Nice.
29:31 Speaker 02 Cause that was a very relatable scene.
29:33 Travis Kelce? Nice.
29:34 Speaker 02 All the other ones, just no.
29:38 Speaker 05 It's said everything happens for a reason, but maybe everything happens for a recess. Take noise cancelling headphones. Do they block hearing to heighten taste? Hmm. That sound seems to show everything happens for a recess.
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30:35 Travis Kelce? Dude, have you seen this? Royal Caribbean just dropped the Legend of the Seas. It's the biggest cruise ship on the planet. Like nothing's even close to being this big. And it's sailing out of Fort Lauderdale, starting this November.
30:50 Speaker 02 That's right. This thing is stacked. Seven pools, more places to eat than you can even count. I mean, they have something for everybody.
30:59 Travis Kelce? Like bring the kids, bring mom and dad. Shoot, bring the whole crew. Everybody's got a spot. That's what makes it special.
31:06 Speaker 02 And the entertainment, Latin music, ice skating, full on Broadway shows. It's pretty amazing. Pretty much everything you want in one place. Uh, oh, and did I mention there's a water park?
31:16 Travis Kelce? You didn't. And that's, that'd be the kicker for me.
31:18 Speaker 02 I love a water park.
31:19 Travis Kelce? But the crazy one, Crown's Edge, a ropes course off the side of the ship. Not for the faint of heart, brother.
31:28 Speaker 02 They've also got Playmaker Sports Bar and Arcade. So that means games on every screen. I love a good arcade sports place combination.
31:37 Travis Kelce? All right. Count me in. Get the family on the new Legend of the Seas sailing November 2026 from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
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31:49 Travis Kelce? All righty, back to the top of the two minute drill here. We just got done with Love Actually, giving it a solid kind of buns movie review, but.
31:58 Travis Kelce? We are into one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time. And this is, this is America speaking, because this, uh, this movie, Christmas Vacation is based off of the good-hearted, middle-class American family.
32:14 Speaker 02 Yes.
32:15 Travis Kelce? And it's just, it's so, it's such a magical, fucking hilarious, it hits on every single aspect of like the families and all the characters and like kinda portrays what I imagine as a lot of, a lot of like people's Christmas, uh, I don't know, Christmas experiences year in, year out, especially when you get the entire family, like both sides of the family together in one house.
32:40 Speaker 02 I love it. This is a movie that I didn't love as much when I was a kid.
32:44 Travis Kelce? Yeah.
32:45 Speaker 02 Because I think it was hard to relate to all of it. But the older you get, the funnier it gets, the more relatable it gets, especially once you start having kids of your own, once you're married.
32:54 Travis Kelce? I feel like even without like kids, I'm, I'm looking at it like, man, I can appreciate it for just the dynamic, like the father always trying to just go above and beyond for the Christmas magic.
33:05 Speaker 02 For sure.
33:05 Travis Kelce? Whether it's the tree or the lights. And he's always, he says it in the beginning, he's like, I always just wanted a big Christmas, like family environment in my life, having all, both sides of the family, his, uh, his wives and his, all the parents, knowing that, you know, not everybody always sees eye to eye, but they, they always wanted this. Yeah, we're also gonna mention here that Kylie hasn't seen it. So.
33:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, Kylie, well, she has seen it. She did not watch it before this episode, though.
33:35 Speaker 04 No, I have no use to you.
33:37 Speaker 02 So.
33:37 Speaker 04 I've only seen bits and pieces and.
33:39 Speaker 02 What pieces have you seen?
33:43 Speaker 04 Can you see the dog right now?
33:46 Travis Kelce? Yeah.
33:47 Speaker 04 She's.
33:50 Travis Kelce? So is she stealing toilet paper?
33:52 Speaker 04 She stole the toilet paper out of the bathroom.
33:53 Speaker 02 Oh, there you go.
33:54 Speaker 04 Look at her.
33:55 Speaker 02 She was about to tear it to pieces.
33:56 Travis Kelce? Arts and crafts. It's Doki Arts and Crafts.
33:59 Speaker 04 I don't even know that I can pull scenes out of my pocket here.
34:02 Speaker 02 Okay.
34:04 Speaker 04 When I tell you I am useless to this.
34:06 Speaker 02 Do you know who the main character is?
34:07 Speaker 04 Clark Griswold.
34:09 Speaker 02 Okay, do you know who plays him?
34:11 Speaker 04 No.
34:12 Speaker 02 Okay, Kylie's out of this.
34:17 Travis Kelce? Chevy Chase absolutely kills it.
34:18 Speaker 04 There you go. That's it.
34:20 Travis Kelce? Chevy's the man.
34:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think what's what's special about this movie is exactly what you're saying, Travis, that Clark is trying to give his family the ideal like storybook Christmas that Hallmark in every movie and every story has ever laid out.
34:35 Travis Kelce? Yeah.
34:35 Speaker 02 But the beauty behind this is like, this is how actually Christmas is. It's a giant chore. It's incredibly hard to pull off. But you all, for some reason, all of us revel in the misery of trying to make it happen because you're trying to make it special for your kids and your family. And I think everybody can identify with Clark's inability to do that, but in trying to do so every single year.
34:56 Travis Kelce? Yeah.
34:56 Speaker 02 So I think it's fantastic. I love right from the opening scene of going out and cutting the Christmas tree down. And the kids are like, why the hell are we out here doing this?
35:07 Travis Kelce? Why are we doing this?
35:07 Speaker 02 This makes no sense, Dad. And he's like, it's because of it's a Christmas tradition. This is what we're gonna go get our tree.
35:12 Travis Kelce? This is what it's the ultimate like dad line.
35:15 Speaker 02 Yes.
35:16 Travis Kelce? Of American dads.
35:18 Speaker 02 Yeah.
35:18 Travis Kelce? This is what our forefathers did. They would, I'm just like, God damn, this is gonna be more spot on.
35:25 Speaker 02 No doubt.
35:26 Travis Kelce? So all the 90s dads talk.
35:28 Speaker 02 And then it's just, you know, right down the like, go like, right down the barrel from, you know, he's expecting the bonus from his job and like, how big of a point? He's gone all in on Christmas. Like, he's leveraged everything that this is gonna happen. And it comes to full, you know, it comes to a head immediately when he finds out that he isn't getting the bonus that he thinks he's getting. But kudos to the boss for coming to getting his senses when he's kidnapped by Cousin Eddie.
35:54 Travis Kelce? But Cousin Eddie.
35:55 Speaker 02 And we all have a Cousin Eddie. I had a revelation while I was watching this movie. I've always thought I was Clark Griswold. Am I Cousin Eddie?
36:02 Travis Kelce? No.
36:03 Speaker 02 Like, when I come to your house, am I viewed as the Cousin Eddie?
36:05 Travis Kelce? No, you're viewed as Clark Griswold.
36:10 Speaker 02 I didn't know.
36:11 Travis Kelce? 100% Clark.
36:14 Speaker 02 I just thought, all of those scenes are so relatable and that's what makes a movie so special. And they did such a good job of just making it funny, poking fun at the ridiculousness of it, poking fun at the neighbors who are too cool to have Christmas be a part like, I just think it's, it's really, really well done across the board by National Lampoon and Chevy Chase and everyone involved. So should we get into the PFF rating of this movie or do you want to talk about more stories?
36:40 Travis Kelce? I want to, I want to ask you.
36:41 Speaker 02 What's your favorite scene?
36:42 Travis Kelce? Yeah, favorite scene. Ah, I probably should have thought of this before. There's so many good ones. I mean, right off the bat, the, uh, kiss my ass scene with the, uh, with the boss and all of his little minions. I thought that was fucking gold.
36:55 Speaker 02 Kiss my ass, kiss his ass.
36:57 Travis Kelce? Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah.
36:59 Speaker 02 Kiss your ass.
37:01 Travis Kelce? So good.
37:02 Speaker 02 Yeah. I like the sledding scene. That one's an iconic one when he goes like through all the freaking, uh, different material. He's, he's got the, the new lubricant. I really like.
37:13 Travis Kelce? Cousin Eddie. Don't put that on my sled. You know, the, uh, the metal plate I got in my.
37:20 Speaker 02 Cousin Eddie's lines are so much better.
37:22 Travis Kelce? Every time he puts the, turns the microwave on, I piss myself.
37:25 Speaker 02 I piss myself. And then right now, and, and now the only thing standing between my brain and there is a two inch wide piece of government plastic.
37:36 Speaker 02 So good. It's so good. Oh my gosh.
37:41 Travis Kelce? That's fucking gold.
37:42 Speaker 02 I never understood the attic scene. I thought he was stuck up there and I forgot that he goes through the ceiling. He could have just left, but he stays up there.
37:50 Travis Kelce? He stays up there. He gets caught up in just enjoying all the shit that's up there.
37:54 Speaker 02 That's, yeah.
37:54 Travis Kelce? Going down memory lane, which we all get caught up in.
37:57 Speaker 02 For sure. I love the lights, the light scene.
37:59 Travis Kelce? Oh my gosh.
38:01 Speaker 02 When he finally gets it. Clicked on and the whole town goes out and they gotta turn the nuclear power on.
38:08 Travis Kelce? Shiters fool, man.
38:10 Speaker 02 What's he says? He worked hard on those lights, grandma. So does the washing machine. Or so he worked hard, grandma. So does the washing machine. It's a good one. All right, let's get to the PFF grade. So before we gotta get out of here, Kylie's were fast approaching her 45 minute window.
38:24 Travis Kelce? Let's do it.
38:25 Speaker 02 Amount of Christmas, 10.
38:27 Travis Kelce? 10.
38:28 Speaker 02 Could not have more.
38:29 Travis Kelce? Things about Christmas.
38:30 Speaker 02 Could not have more Christmas.
38:31 Travis Kelce? Yeah.
38:32 Speaker 02 Acting for what it is, like a comedy, they nailed it.
38:36 Travis Kelce? Yeah.
38:36 Speaker 02 I mean, it's again, not the most challenging, but.
38:39 Travis Kelce? I was about to say, if you're gonna go, if you're gonna give.
38:43 Speaker 02 This was more challenging, like the comedic timing here is way more challenging with the didn't love actually. And I'm assuming there was an amount of off the cuff comments made like most of these comedies. I'm going eight, I'm going eight.
38:54 Travis Kelce? Yeah, there's no off the cuff in Love Actually.
38:56 Speaker 02 Directing.
38:59 Travis Kelce? I didn't give my acting. Uh, I'll give them those two, just, I mean, a seven. They were both 10s, but if we're going the entire movie.
39:11 Speaker 02 Entire cast. Yeah. All right. That's, that's fair. Oh, the boss did a good job. Forget that guy, that actor. Uh, yeah. Directing, I mean, 10, it nailed it. Like it's, it's freaking hilarious. And it's not overstated.
39:26 Speaker 04 It's not overstated.
39:28 Speaker 02 Like it's not like, here's what I mean. And this is why I like old comedies. So many comedies that are made now, it's like they overdo it with a lot of it. And it feels like.
39:38 Travis Kelce? Let there be some question, like there's like in the first scene, like they forget the saw, but they still get out of there with the tree because they ripped it out of the ground. How do they rip it out of the ground? Who gives a shit? It's funny.
39:48 Speaker 02 Don't, don't, we don't need to overdo it.
39:50 Travis Kelce? We don't need to over, like, we don't need to make it so realistic that, oh.
39:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:55 Travis Kelce? No Clark, Chevy Chase isn't ripping a tree out of the ground.
39:58 Speaker 02 The comedy is very dry. It's not like at any moment, it feels like, like if you didn't, weren't listening to the words, it doesn't feel like a comedy. Like it's not like this slap sticky thing too much. Actually, that's, that's a lot. Anyway, I think the comedy is very dry throughout. And I just like that type of comedy as opposed to kind of things that happen now where it's like more.
40:20 Travis Kelce? Comedy is being made right now. Um, I'll give it a solid eight on the directing. I thought it was good.
40:26 Speaker 02 Plot.
40:29 Speaker 02 Ten.
40:29 Travis Kelce? Stop chasing.
40:31 Speaker 04 Eleven.
40:33 Speaker 02 I don't, in terms of Christmas movie plot, like this thing hits all of it.
40:37 Travis Kelce? It was all like, when he's put, turning on the lights and they're doing the drum roll, we all knew it was not gonna go up.
40:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, but you didn't know why it wasn't going up. Is it because of light bulbs?
40:46 Travis Kelce? Yes, you do. Everybody knows why.
40:47 Speaker 02 You did not know that there was gonna be the light switch in the, in the garage.
40:50 Travis Kelce? It was, it would, I think it was gonna be a bulb.
40:53 Speaker 02 Where like, she was gonna turn it on, then he's like, having trouble, he thinks he's got it fixed, now all of a sudden it's going out and he's trying, like, I just had it on, like, no. None of that stuff was predictable. That's why it was funny. Things that are predictable aren't funny. This movie is very funny.
41:07 Travis Kelce? The light part, it wasn't funny. It was just the part, the needed part in the movie.
41:11 Speaker 02 You didn't think it was funny when he stapled his sleeve to the gutter and he ripped his sleeve off and then the ladder fell back into the tree, then he went forward again, then he's hanging from the gutter, and a piece of ice shot out and hit his neighbor, neighbor's window?
41:25 Travis Kelce? No. It's good for TV, but I didn't laugh, if that's what you're asking me.
41:33 Speaker 02 Just give it a rating.
41:34 Travis Kelce? Plot, I'll give it a seven.
41:36 Speaker 02 It's ridiculous.
41:37 Speaker 04 I like the way Travis just crushed you the way you crushed me on, actually.
41:41 Speaker 02 I mean, what I'd said was actually was a hundred percent, I mean, it made a ton of sense. This makes no sense. Character, he said it was predictable. It's like not predict, that's why it's funny. Character relatability, ten.
41:51 Travis Kelce? Character relatability is up there. I'll give it a good nine.
41:55 Speaker 02 What's the PFF grade?
41:57 Travis Kelce? It's gonna be pretty high. It's gonna be pretty high for a Christmas movie. Probably right around the eights. High eight.
42:03 Speaker 02 Uh, yeah, it's gonna have to be eight points. No, it might be nine. It's gonna be eight points, eight points something, right?
42:09 Travis Kelce? It shouldn't be this hard.
42:13 Speaker 02 I don't know what's taking Brandon so long to type this up. Eight point nine! Wow!
42:19 Travis Kelce? I mean, yeah, I, I think that's a, that's a solid score for how I enjoyed the movie. I thought it was eight point nine, for sure.
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43:13 Speaker 02 All right, that's it for movie reviews. We're going to get to our next segment, which is Christmas movie games. That's right, we're going to do, Kylie has informed me this is a TikTok trend. I'm not on TikTok, so I'm new to this trend. It's a blind ranking. This is a big thing in the world of TikTok. The blind ranking is brought to you by our friends at Accelerator.
43:33 Travis Kelce? Nice.
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43:55 Travis Kelce? Always gets you right, baby. It's gotten me to 14-1 this season.
43:59 Speaker 02 All right, we're going to blind rank 10 of the most popular Christmas movies of all time. Can't wait to see what they chose for this. You will see one movie at a time. Place it on the list before seeing the next one. It's going to be hard because we don't know what the 10 movies are going to be.
44:13 Speaker 04 That's the whole point of it. That's why it's blind ranking.
44:16 Travis Kelce? He gets it now.
44:17 Speaker 04 There's literally filters on TikTok that do this.
44:21 Speaker 02 What's a filter? Is that, is that like a?
44:24 Travis Kelce? It's like a Snapchat thing.
44:27 Speaker 02 But is it, it does like, it like turns everything orange?
44:30 Speaker 04 No, it shows a blank one through 10, and then it puts one thing on the screen and you have to select which number you'd like to put it at, and then you find out what the next one is.
44:39 Speaker 02 Got it.
44:40 Travis Kelce? There's multiple versions of filters, what you just mentioned.
44:43 Speaker 04 There's like Thanksgiving. Yeah, that is, but there's like Thanksgiving food ranking.
44:48 Speaker 02 How are we doing this? Are we doing this with?
44:49 Speaker 04 Brandon's going to tell us.
44:50 Travis Kelce? He's going to pop it up.
44:51 Speaker 02 Should I get a pen and pencil?
44:53 Travis Kelce? No. Okay. Dude, Jason.
45:00 Travis Kelce? So funny.
45:01 Speaker 02 First movie, The Santa Claus. Santa Claus.
45:04 Travis Kelce? Santa Claus.
45:05 Speaker 02 That's a good movie. I can think of a lot of movies better, but I do like Santa Claus. Who's going first? Travis, you go first on this one, then we'll rotate.
45:13 Travis Kelce? Somewhere in the middle of the pack, five or six.
45:16 Speaker 02 Four, I would do five. If you guys want to go five, where were you going?
45:19 Speaker 04 I was going higher than that.
45:20 Speaker 02 You're a big fan?
45:21 Travis Kelce? All right, we'll go four.
45:22 Speaker 04 I just think it's a great movie.
45:23 Speaker 02 It's a really good movie. If you want to go four, I'll go four with Santa Claus.
45:26 Travis Kelce? I'll go four.
45:27 Speaker 02 I just, I can think of a few movies better, including Christmas Vacation. Second movie, Jingle All the Way. Jingle All the Way.
45:33 Speaker 04 That's not better than The Santa Claus.
45:34 Speaker 02 No, it is not. I mean, it's a guilty pleasure for me just because it has Schwarzenegger, but objectively not that good of a movie.
45:42 Travis Kelce? Yeah, I'm gonna say low.
45:44 Speaker 02 Worse, like Love Actually.
45:47 Travis Kelce? It's gotta be eight or nine.
45:48 Speaker 02 I can't, so can't go too low.
45:50 Speaker 04 I would say eight or nine.
45:51 Speaker 02 I'll go eight. I think eight's a good, a good solid Jingle All the Way score. I hope they didn't put a bunch of bad movies in here now. A Christmas Story. Wyatt clearly doesn't agree with that. A Christmas Story. I think you gotta go one. I don't know if there's any movie that symbolizes Christmas more to me than Christmas Story personally.
46:08 Travis Kelce? I love, I love it. I really do love it, but I just, I enjoy other Christmas movies so much more.
46:14 Speaker 02 Is it above or below Santa Claus is the question. I, I think definitely above.
46:19 Speaker 04 Then it needs to be three, because quite honestly, it wouldn't even be in my top five.
46:23 Speaker 02 Christmas Story?
46:24 Speaker 04 No.
46:25 Travis Kelce? It hits, it hits home for us Clevelanders. I think, uh, three is fine. I think it'd be, should be on the other side of it.
46:32 Speaker 02 At least it should be two. I think it should be two.
46:33 Travis Kelce? I don't think it should be two.
46:34 Speaker 04 You already, no, Brandon, keep typing. He already got vetoed. No, he, yeah, thank you. He got vetoed.
46:39 Speaker 02 Movie number four, Elf. Elf is a very good movie.
46:42 Speaker 04 Outstanding.
46:43 Speaker 02 Man, it's good. It's definitely better than Santa Claus. So I'm upset that Santa Claus is at four because I can't put it above A Christmas Story.
46:49 Speaker 04 Yes, we can.
46:50 Travis Kelce? I think Elf is two.
46:52 Speaker 04 Right?
46:53 Speaker 02 I'll put it at five. I'll, I'll compromise on five.
46:55 Speaker 04 Jason, we're not compromising.
46:57 Travis Kelce? You think there's two other Christmas movies better than Elf?
47:00 Speaker 02 I could think of like five, if I'm being honest.
47:03 Travis Kelce? No way.
47:03 Speaker 02 A Wonderful Life.
47:05 Travis Kelce? No way.
47:06 Speaker 02 Christmas Vacation.
47:07 Speaker 04 I want to, I just want to declare that this does not accurately represent how I would have blind ranked any shit.
47:13 Speaker 02 The Grinch. Guys, we are, this rating is so fucked up. We fucked up with Santa Claus.
47:18 Speaker 04 No, The Grinch is gonna be number one and Elf is gonna be number two.
47:21 Travis Kelce? Fucked up with Santa Claus.
47:22 Speaker 02 Santa Claus shouldn't be four. It should be lower.
47:25 Speaker 04 A Christmas Story shouldn't have squeaked into the top five.
47:27 Travis Kelce? I said five or six on Santa Claus. Uh, listen, I think, I think Elf has got to be up there.
47:32 Speaker 02 Is the most iconic Christmas movie of all time. They played it for 24 hours straight on TBS.
47:37 Speaker 04 They used to at least.
47:38 Travis Kelce? Yeah, for all the geezers that still watch TBS.
47:40 Speaker 04 Is Miracle on Thirty Fourth Street gonna be in this? Shit!
47:43 Speaker 02 That one's way down there. That movie sucked.
47:46 Speaker 04 Elv-. Outstanding. The OG. Talk about playing every single year.
47:50 Speaker 02 It's not the OG. It's not the OG.
47:51 Speaker 04 No, no, no. I mean, the, I mean, the OG version of that movie, not the remake.
47:56 Travis Kelce? All right. Put it at five. Put it at five. I'm fine. We'll put it at five. We'll get, we'll put it at five. It's up there. It's top five.
48:02 Speaker 02 Perfect.
48:02 Travis Kelce? Elf is top five Christmas all, all time.
48:04 Speaker 04 Wow. The Muppets Christmas Carol. Oh.
48:07 Speaker 02 Six. I love me some Muppets. Okay, five, seven.
48:10 Travis Kelce? Put that at nine if not.
48:11 Speaker 02 No, no, no, no, no. You're way off. You are way off.
48:14 Travis Kelce? No way.
48:15 Speaker 02 You guys.
48:16 Travis Kelce? I'm not letting, I'm not letting you do this.
48:18 Speaker 02 A Muppet Christmas Carol is fucking fantastic.
48:21 Speaker 04 This is ridiculous. I will agree with mine.
48:24 Speaker 02 You're saying this movie is worse than Jingle All the Way. You're out of your mind. You are out of your mind.
48:28 Speaker 04 I didn't think Jingle All the Way should have been that high either.
48:30 Travis Kelce? I, I was also, I was giving unfortunate.
48:32 Speaker 02 Guys, we still have Love Actually coming up. We have to leave space down there for Love Actually.
48:36 Travis Kelce? Nine it is then.
48:37 Speaker 04 You motherfucker.
48:39 Travis Kelce? Nine it is. Cause there's still, there's still two more that we probably should have put above Santa Claus.
48:44 Speaker 04 I can't wait to see what comes next. Brandon hit it. Nightmare Before Christmas. Oh.
48:50 Travis Kelce? God damn it.
48:51 Speaker 04 Ten.
48:52 Speaker 02 Seven.
48:52 Speaker 04 This is not, no.
48:53 Speaker 02 Seven.
48:54 Speaker 04 This is not a Christmas movie. This is a Halloween movie.
48:58 Speaker 02 This is the way that Love Actually should have been filmed. If it was filmed like this, it might have been good.
49:04 Travis Kelce? The cartoon porn scene?
49:06 Speaker 02 The anti-Christmas movie is the way it should have been filmed.
49:09 Speaker 04 I would love to see some clay titties, okay?
49:11 Travis Kelce? It needed to be darker. It was, they were trying to shine light on it too much.
49:15 Speaker 02 You guys are out of your mind if you think that Nightmare Before Christmas is not a good movie.
49:18 Speaker 04 This is horrific. This is an absolute.
49:20 Speaker 02 I can't put a ten. There's gonna be something worse than this. I'm saying seven.
49:23 Travis Kelce? There is gonna be something worse in it, but.
49:24 Speaker 04 I can honestly say I've never even watched that movie.
49:26 Travis Kelce? This is, yeah, we fucked up.
49:28 Speaker 04 The Nightmare Before.
49:28 Speaker 02 So how the, how are you at all inclined to rate it anything if you've never seen it?
49:32 Speaker 04 It's a fucking skeleton, Jason.
49:35 Speaker 02 Don't judge a book by its cover, Kai.
49:37 Speaker 04 Oh, God.
49:38 Travis Kelce? Yeah, you didn't like The Addams Family? That's the next one.
49:41 Speaker 07 It's a Wonderful Life.
49:42 Speaker 04 Oh, here he goes.
49:44 Speaker 02 One or two.
49:44 Speaker 04 Here he goes.
49:45 Travis Kelce? This is not one or two. This is six.
49:47 Speaker 02 No chance.
49:52 Speaker 04 Clusterfuck.
49:54 Travis Kelce? Dude, there's no way this is one of the best.
49:56 Speaker 02 You guys are out of your minds if you don't think this movie is wonderful.
49:59 Speaker 04 Dumpster fire.
50:00 Speaker 02 It's got the word wonderful in its life. If you put A Wonderful Life below fucking Elf and Santa Claus, this, this list is fucking ridiculous.
50:09 Travis Kelce? It's not better than Elf.
50:11 Speaker 02 It's not, it's not as funny as Elf, but it's more impactful and has more sentimental value.
50:18 Speaker 02 I'm clearly in the minority.
50:19 Speaker 04 If you haven't noticed, I've given up.
50:20 Speaker 02 I'm clearly in the minority. Have you ever seen this movie too?
50:24 Speaker 04 No.
50:25 Travis Kelce? I forced myself to watch this terrible movie.
50:27 Speaker 02 Step your Christmas movie up. I think it should be one or two, but if Travis wants it, it's six.
50:33 Travis Kelce? I don't know what other Christmas movies we're saving for one and two, so.
50:36 Speaker 02 That's the problem. We're gonna get something like Love Actually. We're gonna have to put it all of a sudden.
50:40 Speaker 04 If you put it at two, then you have a very clean, like, next couple.
50:45 Speaker 02 We can't do six, because then it's either the best thing or the worst thing.
50:47 Travis Kelce? Nice, Kai. Way to make it make sense. Put it at two.
50:49 Speaker 02 I just don't know what you're gonna put above A Christmas Story and Wonderful Life in the grand scheme.
50:54 Speaker 04 The Grinch. I love that we're all on the same page about this.
50:56 Speaker 02 The Grinch is great. The Grinch is objectively, which Grinch are we going though?
50:59 Speaker 04 It's gonna be the OG Grinch.
51:01 Speaker 07 Bad news.
51:02 Speaker 04 The Grinch isn't on here. Jesus Christ.
51:04 Speaker 07 Grinch isn't on the list.
51:05 Speaker 04 The Grinch isn't on here.
51:06 Travis Kelce? I have horrible news. This is so funny.
51:09 Speaker 07 Number eight, Love Actually.
51:10 Speaker 02 Ted.
51:11 Travis Kelce? I don't, I think this is like the middle of the pack.
51:14 Speaker 02 No chance. This movie is way worse.
51:17 Travis Kelce? It's not as Christmas.
51:18 Speaker 07 Vacation.
51:18 Speaker 02 One. It's my favorite Christmas movie outside of A Wonderful Life and Christmas Story. That's my top three.
51:25 Travis Kelce? But it's neither one of them.
51:27 Speaker 04 Oh, no, Travis, I've given up.
51:29 Speaker 02 Which one are you gonna put it? So you put it at six, then no matter what, then no matter what freaking movie that comes up is going number one?
51:38 Travis Kelce? Yeah, this is the point of the game, Jason. I'm going six.
51:41 Speaker 02 Kylie, what are you going? One or six?
51:43 Speaker 04 Six. I haven't seen this in forever. Don't.
51:47 Speaker 02 Didn't even know the lead actor's name is Chevy Chase.
51:50 Speaker 04 Why would I know that, Jason?
51:52 Speaker 02 I don't know. It's just almost like, okay, I'm happy with this list. This is a good.
51:58 Speaker 02 Home Alone is great. Objectively, Home Alone is fantastic. I mean, Joe Pesci, freaking.
52:04 Travis Kelce? I thought this was gonna be a really bad list, but it's actually not a bad list.
52:08 Speaker 02 I think it's pretty accurate, other than Christmas vacations to be above Elf and Santa Claus.
52:12 Speaker 04 A Christmas, the most, the ten.
52:14 Travis Kelce? A Wonderful Life.
52:15 Speaker 04 The most popular Christmas movies, and you didn't include The Grinch is a travesty. I don't.
52:20 Travis Kelce? Also, since when is The Wonderful Life about Christmas?
52:26 Speaker 04 Great question, Travis.
52:28 Travis Kelce? What the fuck are we talking about?
52:29 Speaker 02 I think A Wonderful Life.
52:31 Speaker 04 Show me the timer, Brandon. Can I see the timer, please?
52:35 Travis Kelce? I don't, I remember watching, I'm like, when is Christmas gonna even fucking play its part in this movie?
52:40 Speaker 02 So A Wonderful Life is.
52:44 Speaker 04 I have to go feed our children.
52:45 Speaker 02 Community and the concept.
52:47 Travis Kelce? Kylie, you're dismissed.
52:48 Speaker 02 Things being bigger than yourself and the concept of giving, obviously, and the bank that, I forget the guy's, the main guy's name.
52:57 Travis Kelce? George?
52:58 Speaker 02 George. The concept of the bank giving to the community. I mean, I guess if you don't like banks, you probably don't like A Wonderful Life, but the mom and pop banks, not the conglomerate, you know, 2008 banks.
53:10 Travis Kelce? If I were to change this list. Wonderful Life would go down to six and Christmas Vacation would go up. That's the only thing I would change. Our blind rankings from one to 10 were Home Alone at one, Wonderful Life at two, which I don't know. Uh, number three was A Christmas Story, four, Santa Claus, five Elf, six, Christmas Vacation, seven Nightmare on Christmas, uh, eight Jingle All the Way, nine Muppets, and 10 Love Actually. Ninety-two percenters, tell us how we did. We need to know, is this an acceptable list? Is it not acceptable? And is Jason thinking way too highly of Wonderful Life?
53:44 Speaker 02 It's a great movie. Blind ranking was brought to you by our friends at Accelerator. Upgrade your energy today with Accelerator Active Energy.
53:52 Travis Kelce? Let's move on to the little no dumb questions.
53:54 Speaker 04 I wasn't.
53:55 Speaker 02 There's other movies I enjoy watching.
53:57 Speaker 04 I wasn't needed here for any of this, so can I get up before dumb questions?
54:00 Speaker 02 No, no, you're staying, Kylie.
54:01 Travis Kelce? Yeah, I think we need you just for this one, actually.
54:03 Speaker 04 I have to go care for children.
54:05 Speaker 02 We have to keep our ratings up and we have to have the best podcaster in the world in order to do that.
54:09 Speaker 04 You're such a dick.
54:11 Speaker 02 To not go anywhere.
54:12 Travis Kelce? No dumb questions, Christmas edition. All right, now let's close this thing out with a little no dumb questions because there's no such thing as dumb questions, just two dumb guys asking Jason's wife to come join us answering some not so dumb questions. No dumb questions is brought to you by NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV.
54:29 Speaker 02 Hey.
54:30 Travis Kelce? It's YouTube TV and, uh, watch the rest of the NFL action. Let's see, uh, what we've got on the hotline. Next caller. Hi guys, um, I would like to know, when is it, if ever, okay to tell your partner
54:47 Speaker 02 that they are a bad gift giver? Thank you. Go Birds. Well, it's a good question. And go Birds. Love that. I will say this. I will say this. Don't fuck around with this because it sounds like it's an issue. If you got a bad gift giver, you gotta say something and nip it in the bud. Because I'll tell you this, mom Donna Kelsey had to deal with Christmas upon Christmas of the exact same gifts.
55:13 Speaker 04 Earrings and candles.
55:14 Speaker 02 Earrings and candles and pistachio nuts for, I mean, we did it our whole childhood before we were in high school where she said, you know, guys, you don't have to give me the same thing every single Christmas. So I'll say this.
55:26 Travis Kelce? But what do you get a mom that has everything?
55:30 Speaker 02 You gotta nip that in the bud. You gotta, you gotta say something and you can, you don't have to be like a jerk about it. Just be like, hey, I think like,
55:36 Travis Kelce? I got enough earrings.
55:38 Speaker 02 Yeah. Or just whatever you don't like about the gifts. Don't say you don't like them. Just say, hey, I just like, sometimes I think I would appreciate something more sentimental, something I like, I really like jewelry. Just say what you like. You don't have to say what you don't like. You can plant seeds as to what you want, if they're listening.
55:57 Speaker 04 Now you're, you're getting warmer.
55:58 Speaker 02 Right?
55:59 Travis Kelce? Plant seeds and also if they give a gift to somebody else and it's asked, let them know, we gotta work on your gift giver. And that way they'll take the note that they need to get better to give.
56:09 Speaker 02 Why would you give this gift? It's like, it means.
56:12 Travis Kelce? You understand how to give a gift?
56:15 Speaker 02 Right?
56:15 Speaker 04 Oh.
56:16 Travis Kelce? Kai, you have something you want to chime in?
56:18 Speaker 04 I think you should be gentle about it, but I think you can let someone know ahead of time. Like you're saying, plant a seed, but you don't need to plant a seed that they're a bad gift giver. You can just plant a seed on something that you would like. You can do like one or two things so that they have a rate, like two different things to choose from would be a good option and just plant that seed early and say, you know, I've been looking at this sweater. It's a beautiful sweater. I'm just not sure that I want to spend that much money on it. Or I'm not sure that I want to, I'm not sure that I'll get there.
56:52 Speaker 02 Also, speaking for men everywhere, be very clear if you want this gift, because we miss some of these more subtle hints. I'm just being honest.
57:05 Travis Kelce? Also, also, also, what's considered a good gift and a bad gift? If you're a shitty gift receiver, you need to check yourself in the fucking mirror.
57:13 Speaker 02 That's good.
57:13 Travis Kelce? If you're out here hoping you're getting a fucking brand new car and it's like, you know what I mean?
57:18 Speaker 02 Expectation is way too high.
57:20 Travis Kelce? What are we fucking doing here? All right. We need to fucking, we need to reevaluate the situation at hand.
57:25 Speaker 02 Expectations.
57:26 Travis Kelce? Yes. So it goes both ways.
57:28 Speaker 02 How am I as a gift giver goes?
57:30 Speaker 04 Travis, you want to take this one?
57:31 Speaker 02 Nobody has to rush.
57:32 Travis Kelce? Oh, I did like my, I did like my birthday gift. I think that was a Kylie move, though.
57:38 Speaker 02 Which one? Which one was it?
57:39 Travis Kelce? You want me to tell everybody?
57:41 Speaker 04 The box, big box.
57:43 Travis Kelce? The box? Yeah.
57:44 Speaker 04 The box we took to Kansas City. He doesn't actually know what that was, Travis.
57:47 Travis Kelce? I knew that wasn't him.
57:48 Speaker 04 Sorry.
57:48 Travis Kelce? What, what has Jason gotten me?
57:50 Speaker 04 Then the 99 jersey. He was very excited about that one.
57:54 Travis Kelce? Oh, I mean, that was a fucking banger. I got it right here.
57:57 Speaker 04 The, the problem is Jason and I are, I feel we align on gift giving in a way where when a holiday or a birthday or something comes around, we kind of do like an oh shit.
58:09 Travis Kelce? Oh, yeah.
58:11 Speaker 04 But outside of holidays and times where you're actually supposed to give gifts, there have been times where we've like, oh, I really thought this would be great.
58:21 Travis Kelce? Nice.
58:21 Speaker 04 And then I don't love getting gifts. And so I never help him in any way.
58:26 Speaker 02 Yep.
58:26 Speaker 04 And he buys everything that he wants, just when he thinks of it.
58:30 Travis Kelce? I deal with that as well.
58:31 Speaker 02 I, I think I'm a good gift giver. I think I'm a bad gift planner. That's where I'm, I'm a bad gift planner.
58:38 Speaker 04 Yeah, I'd say we like, well, he's not saying I'm a good gift giver. So I'm not confident saying I am.
58:43 Speaker 02 Kylie's a good gift giver.
58:44 Speaker 04 But I would say the gift planning is the downfall for both of us.
58:49 Travis Kelce? Yeah. I mean, I'm right there in the same boat. We are, we're all in the same boat on this one.
58:52 Speaker 02 Got you the transform, the transformer robot last year?
58:55 Speaker 04 Yeah, but Jason, you always do it the day before.
58:58 Speaker 02 I got you the transformer gift last year on Christmas.
59:01 Speaker 04 He either gets it months ahead of time.
59:03 Travis Kelce? Yeah.
59:03 Speaker 04 Or the day before.
59:05 Speaker 02 Yeah.
59:06 Travis Kelce? I mean.
59:06 Speaker 02 Isn't that pretty standard?
59:07 Travis Kelce? Whatever floats your boat finds lost remote. You know what I mean? Outcast taught me that one.
59:11 Speaker 02 Wait till you see what I got you guys this year. We're going to revisit this in a couple of days. We're going to revisit this conversation. And who the best gift giver is in a couple of days.
59:20 Speaker 04 It's not going to be me.
59:21 Speaker 02 Cause I know who's winning that one.
59:23 Speaker 04 I was too busy playing S A N T A, if you catch my drift.
59:28 Travis Kelce? You just wait, Jason. You just wait.
59:30 Speaker 02 I don't think I've ever been this confident.
59:32 Speaker 04 For me too.
59:34 Speaker 02 Huh?
59:34 Speaker 04 For me?
59:35 Speaker 02 I'm, I'm giving away zero details. I know I'm very confident in Travis, less confident in Kylie.
59:40 Speaker 04 That means he hasn't, that means he hasn't gone to the mall yet.
59:43 Travis Kelce? Very confident in Travis. I also, I also blame our gift creativity on dad. He made us get mom the exact same gifts. So I'm doing really, I just think I can just go out and just get the same gift.
59:56 Speaker 02 I've really had to work on this. But I just want to let you guys know.
1:00:00 Travis Kelce? I'm not gonna blame dad.
1:00:00 Speaker 02 Just want to let you guys know.
1:00:01 Travis Kelce? He's actually a very good gift giver.
1:00:03 Speaker 02 We are gonna revisit this in five days. We're gonna revisit this in five days.
1:00:06 Speaker 04 You know what? You talking about planting a seed? Talk about planting a seed. I am perfectly happy with a candle and some earrings. I want to throw that out there.
1:00:15 Travis Kelce? On it.
1:00:16 Speaker 02 Do you guys know what that is?
1:00:19 Speaker 02 That's a trap, brother. That is a trap.
1:00:25 Travis Kelce? All right, we are good to go. Thank you for the call in there. Go Birds. And yeah, let's reevaluate the situation. You gotta be a good receiver and a good gift giver. Hope your holidays are as magical and you get some good gifts that you've been dying to, dying to receive. Thanks to NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV for sponsoring No Dumb Questions. And thank you guys for listening to some no dumb people answer some. NFL Sunday Ticket is helping us recap our favorite 2024 New Heights moments.
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1:02:01 Speaker 04 Anytime, Trav. I lied.
1:02:03 Travis Kelce? Coming in hot and blessing this.
1:02:06 Speaker 04 I take it back.
1:02:06 Travis Kelce? Podcast as the number one. Everyone go check out Not Gonna Lie on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. We'll see you guys later.
1:02:13 Speaker 02 Peace. Is it weird that?
1:02:16 Speaker 04 Oh, God.
1:02:16 Speaker 02 I feel like I'm playing Monopoly in real life now. Is that like?
1:02:20 Travis Kelce? No, that's exactly what the game is for.
1:02:22 Speaker 04 Happy holidays, everyone. Happy holidays.
1:02:25 Travis Kelce? Feliz Navidad.
1:02:36 Speaker 04 He's man spreading into my area. I can't actually get my chair forward.
1:02:40 Speaker 02 I don't really have anywhere to go.
1:02:42 Speaker 04 You should hear our daughters talk about his boobs. Seriously, I mean, look at them.
1:02:47 Speaker 02 They're built for him. They're built.
1:02:49 Travis Kelce? Oh, my gosh.
1:02:51 Speaker 04 You may not, don't keep that in. Do not keep that in.
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