Bobby Hates Richie

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's up, you guys? My special premieres this week on?

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  Hulu!

• 0:50Andrew Santino?

  Hulu! On Hulu, we're on Hulu September 12th.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  And check out Andrew, he's gonna be at the Punch Line in San Francisco, one of the best comedy clubs in America.

• 0:58Andrew Santino?

  And I go to Brea, Brea, the Brea Improv, I'm in Tempe, I've never played.

• 1:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna come up with.

• 1:04Andrew Santino?

  You gonna come out for that?

• 1:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna visit my mom.

• 1:06Andrew Santino?

  Then I'm gonna be down at the Horseshoe in Hammond, Indiana, I'm gonna be in Hannover, Maryland, Atlantic City at Borgata, then Harrison Valley Center, I'm also adding Vegas and another couple of shows, go to andrewsantino.com for this, it's andrewsantino.com, and go watch the special this Friday on Hulu. You better believe it, pal.

• 1:24Andrew Santino?

  I took my dad to a Monday night football game, and then we went out and just got hammered afterwards, and we were sitting at the bar, just my dad and I, just like, we're just leaning against the bar, and he looks over at me, you know, like how a dad can look over you sometimes, 'cause he's got that smile, you know, that twinkle in his eye, I'm waiting for him to say he loves me, you know, and he goes, "I'm pissing right now."

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  Hey, good girl. Y'all wanna shoot guns? Just right out back.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  Yes, queen!

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  They're like, "Oh, oh, oh, yes, queen!" No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:53Speaker 03

  I'm Ron Weasley, I'm Ron Weasley!

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry, I don't even like that one, let's move on.

• 2:05Speaker 04

  You two are bad friends.

• 2:07Speaker 00

  Who are these two idiots?

• 2:09Speaker 04

  White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 2:14Speaker 00

  Oh, you two are something.

• 2:16Speaker 04

  We're bad friends.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  We can be heroes just for one day. Ms. Bowie, good night. Hello, welcome to... Wow, what a pleasure to be here. What a pleasure to be here, to be back in the studio. Andrew's been gone for so long. One month. We don't even know how, what he looked like anymore. I look the same. Was, what? No, you're pinkish. Well, I got a sunburn yesterday. Yeah, you're pinkish and your attitude is a little aggro. I'm aggro now? You spit a gum at me, and guess what I did to it? You have any proof that this happened? No, but what did I do? Head butted it. I head butted it away. You are a soccer man. Like George, what, like what George Bush did with the shoe?

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, I, I, I locked in at the gum. You're good. And I saw it in slow motion, I head butted it. Let's see. Yeah, yeah. Here. Yeah. Here, I have a packet here, ready? Yeah, go. Well, you gotta... Oh, sorry. You gotta put it tor- I gotta get another one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me get one more. Yeah, baseball, use the baseball. But don't throw it, lob it. This is softer. Okay, go. Really good. Look at that, then. Really good. Did you see that, dude? Wow, did you see that, Jules? Rudy Jules is back! Yeah.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  At the Korean spa, when I see nuts on my face, I'm, Korean nuts, I can do it, dude. Rudy, what's going on? Welcome back to the show.

• 3:35Speaker 04

  Hello.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Hello. Energy through the roof. God, oh my God, hi. Hair atop. Hasn't washed- Hair atop energy. Hasn't washed your car since you gave it to her. I know. Not kidding. We were right next to each other, and I was like, that is as dirty as you left it. As soon as your mom left this morning, I woke up in shivers and, and it's, in a sweat.

• 3:55Speaker 04

  Why?

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Our, our, our house is going down. I need her. Her mom, if, a- a- anyone listening right now, you want Filipino in your house? Her mom. She's, cleans everything. Can we put up the website? GetaFilipino.com. Yeah, you had to get Filipino to it. The, the way you fold the, you know, the socks and the underwear.

• 4:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Net, future. Where did your mom go? Back to the Philippines?

• 4:19Speaker 04

  Back to the Philippines.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  She's gone. Wow, Ice, huh? Got her. Well, she was worried about it. I called, twice. You called Ice? Yeah, what, for the challenge.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to ICE. To get someone deported, press 1.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  You are 36, in line. Please hold.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  And people hold for hours. They can't wait. You know? Fuck Oasis tickets. They'll fucking hold on for five hours.

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  How much are those tickets going for right now, Oasis? What do you think? What's the average? Let's guess what the average resale ticket, because they're all sold out. If we want to go to the Rose Bowl, what do you think that costs? For like, an average ticket. I'm guessing like, 300, 400. For shitty seats.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something controversial?

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  May I?

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  They have five good songs.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're so out of pocket right now. That's insane.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  They have five good songs.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  You think-

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Wonderwall.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  Keep going. Bring up their fucking album. You're telling me, they only have five good songs?

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  That whole album was good.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  What's that main album?

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Don't Look Back in Anger, good song.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  Supersonic.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  Supersonic, great song.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Don't Go Away.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  Campaign Supernova.

• 5:31Andrew Santino?

  Cigarettes and Alcohol.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Never heard of that song.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  On Definitely Maybe.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Sing me Cigarette, right now. Boom. Sing me Cigarettes and Alcohol, right now.

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  Cigarettes and Alcohol.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  Fight me in the school ball.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sing me Roll With It.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Roll with it. Just roll with it.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Just roll with it.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  How about Dixie-

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  London!

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  Dixie's dying.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna do? We're gonna roll with it!

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't know any of this shit.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  How about Fucking in the Bushes?

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Fucking in the Bushes!

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you like Morning Glory?

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Supersonic, okay. Morning Glory, okay. My point is, is that-

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  She's Electric?

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Sing me She's Electric.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  She's Electric!

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  In the morning she buzzes with electricity.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  Actually, the importance of being idle is one of their best songs.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Bristol, let me hear it.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  The importance of being idle is one of their best songs, and he actually said that's his favorite song. Let me bring up something that's wild.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  Cause I learned something this week. Those conjoined twin girls had a baby.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  No, Abby and Brittany?

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Is that their names?

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Brittany and Abby.

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  They had a baby.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  There's no way Brittany and Abby had a baby.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  They did, dog. Look at it. Conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany, uh, seen carrying their baby. So the guy's only married to one of the girls.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  How does that work? And we had to Google it. They share a vagina.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  So she, the other one has to look away when they're hooking up?

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  The other one doesn't get to name it. She has no say.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  Is that what it is?

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  What if one of them is like, come inside me, and everyone's like, God, please don't?

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  Cause they might have mixed feelings about it.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Now, it'd be wild if their baby's conjoined.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God. Conjoined, conjoined.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  What if they do three? It's three conjoined, and then they one up, right?

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Their parent or...

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  One up their mom.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Moms.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Mom and dad, yeah.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  Cause I learned that this, there's a pitcher that plays in MLB, and he's what's called a mirror image identical twin. Look this up. This is insane. I thought, I thought identical twins.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Was it?

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  I thought mirroring is like the same. No, a mirror image identical twin. Yeah, look at that. Taylor and Tyler Rogers are both baseball players. So his left side is his right side. So if you looked at each other, it would be like looking exactly in a mirror. Isn't that fucking weird?

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't get it. Explain it to me.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  Mirror image, meaning like...

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm looking at you.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  My right side is your left side. So it's mirror. It's not, it's not flip.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if I was your left side, people would think that you had a stroke.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Why is his eye squinting?

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  My left side is Korean.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  You had a stroke? Yeah.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  But they're mirror image identical twins, which, which happens when the, it splits at a certain time, and if it splits a second later, they become conjoined. So they just missed becoming conjoined.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  By a millisecond, I think it's that.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, would you, would you ever date, would you ever date an identical twin?

• 8:23Speaker 04

  I feel like I'd be down.

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 8:25Speaker 04

  It's kinda just like a threesome, but like we're just one dick.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm no...

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  She goes right for it.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean threesome with one dick? I don't get it.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  She says she's getting two for one.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. Oh, you mean two conjoined twins?

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, no. I'm talking about identical.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Identical. You were like conjoined. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  I'd be down to conjoin.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, they...

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  They don't have two dicks.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  No, they have one dick.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  But four balls, oddly enough.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  That's fine.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Lot more to play with, I guess.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Now, if they had two dicks, right? Would you sometimes suck the brother's dick, or no?

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Maybe just caress.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you feel bad, because you have empathy.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you feel bad.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. If I was the other, if I was the other brother, I would play, I'd get a switch.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I thought of you today at the airport. A guy had a handheld and he was going through his glasses. What is that?

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  What are you, I'm not the fucking president of Sony.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  You're a video game guy.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  Aren't you Samsung?

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not Samsung, yeah.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  No, a guy had a pair of glasses.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  Hiroki Totoki.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm not Hiroki Totoki.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  That's you. That's not you?

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  A guy had a pair of glasses at the airport. He was sitting, waiting for the plane. And he was like this, he had a controller and he was looking up just with his, with glasses.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  What is that? What console is that? I've never seen that in my entire, Richie kinda knows. Richie, do you know?

• 9:38Speaker 03

  No, I don't.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, then get the fuck out.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Get the fuck out of here, then.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  God damn it, Richie.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Don't nod your head like you know.

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  Richie's back. Did we not build him a cage? I thought we were gonna build him a cage.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Richie's back. He's been working out too, look.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Oh, you know how it is.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is.

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Have a good day, baby.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, dude.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  Richie, Richie, go sit in that chair. Go sit in that chair.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  You love the rich.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  I love Rich Dog.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Jules, you know Richie?

• 10:02Speaker 04

  I've met Richie.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, how?

• 10:04Speaker 04

  And live, yeah, seven acres.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  Richie's got his, um...

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  His, let's judge his legs.

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know you were that hairy. I wouldn't have assumed he was that hairy.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you have Hugh Jackman's legs.

• 10:14Speaker 04

  It's kinda hot.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Wait, that's hot legs? You think he's got hot legs?

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Do you think that Hugh Jackman would have those legs?

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't get that. No, that's more Gerard Butler. That's Jerry Butler.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's Jerry Butler. But it's like, really nice, manly, it's the upper body you need to work on.

• 10:28Speaker 03

  I think the upper body's okay.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  You have Michael Phelps' upper body.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  I try to hide the legs.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  Usually I'm like, the upper body's a cell.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  And you have a school shooter's face.

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  You do, you think the upper body is, is your best feature?

• 10:45Speaker 03

  I think it's all kind of the charm. I think my face is sort of the, I think it's a little, I'm a whole package, you know?

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  I think the legs.

• 10:51Andrew Santino?

  You're like a package that they threw over the fence.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Now, um, did you go to the Weird Al show?

• 10:56Speaker 03

  Of course I did. I got my shirt on right here. It was the best thing ever.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Was it a good show?

• 10:59Speaker 03

  Oh my god, it was amazing. He did costume changes like every single time. He had the fat suit for fat. He had the, like, dirty Amish paradise beard. It was.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  And he plays all the hits. He doesn't play new songs.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  No, I mean, a couple new, but like all the hits. Everything you wanted to hear, everything was in there. It was crazy.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  Did he?

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  How many people?

• 11:17Speaker 03

  A lot. Um.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  What was that venue?

• 11:20Speaker 03

  It was at Kia Forum.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit. Oh shit.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  It, it felt like not sold out, but like pretty sold out. Might have been sold out. Lot of people in the Forum.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  Dude, he's the man.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, there he was. He killed it.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  He's the man.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  God, Weird Al is the man. We love you, Weird Al.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  We love Weird Al.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Now, you think Weird Al is better than Oasis?

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. More hits!

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  He does have more hits, huh? Yeah.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  The Yoda song?

• 11:42Andrew Santino?

  I mean, just eat it.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just eat it.

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  Um, gangster's, uh, Amish paradise.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  I've met him before. He's super nice.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  White and nerdy, polka face. I mean, I can, these are all bangers. My baloney, my baloney. So good.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's amazing.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  You know, this is one of those guys, he will last forever and ever and ever.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Forever.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Cause it's clean. It's fun. You know who he is?

• 12:08Speaker 03

  No.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  You don't know Weird Al? No.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  You've never even heard of Weird Al Yankovic? Wow. Well, he's, um, a guy who does parody songs.

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:19Andrew Santino?

  He does popular songs. He started in like the late 90s and he would do popular songs, then remake them. Like, there's a song called Beat It by Michael Jackson. Just beat it, dun dun, dun dun dun. And he wrote a song called Just Eat It, Eat It, Eat It, dun dun dun. Eat It, Eat It.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  And he, he got sued no less than a thousand times, right, over the years?

• 12:39Speaker 05

  No, he would always get the artist's permission.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he did? I thought he got sued for a couple of times by people.

• 12:43Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure like for, uh...

• 12:46Speaker 03

  Is it, it might have been Amish Paradise? I'm pretty sure he was pissed at him.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Weird Al settled a lawsuit, uh, Sony Music for undisclosed amount in, uh, 2013, ending a $5 million claim that the record label had unpaid, underpaid him royalties. Oh, that's for him.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  For him.

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  But Amish Paradise, look that up. Wasn't Cool, wasn't Coolio-

• 13:01Speaker 03

  I think he was not a fan.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Coolio hated it.

• 13:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's like parody loopholes or something like that. They're always, you can parody anything.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  There's a way around it.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  It is true. There's loopholes to everything. The controversy of Amish Paradise, a misunderstanding between Coolio and Weird Al regarding permission to parody his Gangsta's Paradise. He, Coolio initially felt disrespected and publicly stated he never gave permission. Yankovic believed he had received approval through the record label dispute ultimately cooled down. Coolio later admitted his reaction was wrong because he probably, it only probably sold more albums for him. That's the irony. I bet you that just resells more albums for the original.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  Oh, totally. I, I only knew Amish Paradise for years.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  You never knew Gangsta's Paradise.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  I didn't know Gangsta's Paradise for a while. Uh, Weird Al was like my introduction to half of these songs.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  So disrespectful to Coolio. Insanely disrespectful.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  Well, it's, it's in honor to Weird Al, though.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  Uh, well, you're Weird Al, you're a Weird Alian.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  I am.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  You're a Weird Alian. What is, does he call his fans something? Weirdos?

• 13:54Speaker 03

  I'll take, uh, Weirdo's kind of a cool one. I kinda like that.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  Weirdos?

• 13:57Speaker 03

  Uh, if he's not doing that, he should.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, he jumps on every other, uh, bandwagon thing. I should, I'm surprised. What is this?

• 14:03Speaker 03

  The ironic thing about Gangsta's Paradise, it's, uh, it's kind of a parody of Past Time Paradise by Stevie Wonder.

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  So he stole it too. Well, every rap song has samples from other things, right?

• 14:12Speaker 03

  This one's pretty heavily sampled, including the title.

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  So what, does Stevie Wonder have beef with Coolio?

• 14:16Speaker 03

  He just might.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Didn't see that coming.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Nerd talk! Nerd podcast.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  It's cool talk.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  What is, what is, what are we, what is going on here? Do we, grandma's basement?

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Nerd talk!

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  Welcome back to NPR. Today, we're gonna be just exploring the past of albums and where they came from. Today, my guest is Richie.

• 14:35Speaker 06

  Richie, hi.

• 14:36Andrew Santino?

  Hi, Richie.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  Hi, happy to be here.

• 14:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, hey Richie.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  You're too loud for NPR.

• 14:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  I'm really happy to be here.

• 14:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, very good.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  Very good.

• 14:43Speaker 06

  My name, my name is Devon M. Lewis. And I have my podcast, my radio partner.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  And I'm Cassie Schoenfield.

• 14:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Cassie, nice to meet you.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  Nice to meet you.

• 14:51Speaker 06

  Nice to meet you. And we, I have a question for you. Um, if you had a time machine, you know what I mean? What era would you time back to? It's a fun question that we always ask all our guests.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  We always ask all of our guests.

• 15:02Speaker 06

  We say that to all of them. And we have also our third mic here.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  Shira Oklahoma.

• 15:08Speaker 06

  Shira Oklahoma. And she's not from Oklahoma. That's the gag.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  That's the gag.

• 15:13Speaker 06

  The gag, yeah, the gag. She's from Tennessee.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  She's from Tennessee.

• 15:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, anyway. Oklahoma. Anyway, what era?

• 15:21Speaker 03

  What era? The 1980s, of course. I feel like all the movies came out then.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 15:26Speaker 06

  All the movies. All the movies.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  What movies?

• 15:29Speaker 06

  Let me guess. You love Gremlins.

• 15:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, Weird Science, is that your gag?

• 15:35Speaker 03

  The Titans is great.

• 15:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's amazing.

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  Ghostbusters, the original, when was that? What was Ghostbusters 1?

• 15:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, Ghostbusters.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  Seventies?

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  Full Metal Jacket.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Late 70s. Full Metal Jacket's amazing.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Ghostbusters 84, that's right, in 84, in 85.

• 15:47Speaker 06

  You know, one time I didn't masturbate for like three weeks straight, and when I did ejaculate.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  It was the secret of the ooze.

• 15:53Speaker 06

  That marshmallow monster came out of my penis. It was very interesting, yes. It's a cave, marshmallow man, it came out of my penis.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  That was a big thing in the 80s, I feel like, ooze movies. Do you guys know that? Like, a lot of movies have ooze in them?

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  There was a lot of ooze movies back then.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  Like Ghostbusters 2 is all about ooze.

• 16:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. Are you an ooze fan, just in general?

• 16:11Speaker 03

  I wouldn't say I'm an ooze fan, I'm more fascinated by it.

• 16:13Speaker 06

  You know, I bet you money you put a lot of gravy on your biscuits.

• 16:16Speaker 03

  I like to put some gravy on biscuits.

• 16:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you only eat donuts if they have like a little filling in there, right?

• 16:21Speaker 03

  Uh, Boston cream's the best.

• 16:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. And I bet you you do this, in that little hole where they put the creaming? The cream, you probably squeeze the donut so the cream squirts out, right? And you squirt it in your mouth, do you not?

• 16:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  That's the best way to eat it.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  He's not wrong. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Blob.

• 16:40Speaker 06

  Great films.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  There's a lot of ooze movies.

• 16:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, Gack was big from Nickelodeon. We were coming off the era of Gack and slop and fl- It was a popular thing to put in pop culture.

• 16:51Speaker 06

  You know what I would do if I had a time machine? And we've talked about this, right?

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:54Speaker 06

  Yeah. Sharad? Is that your name?

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 16:58Speaker 06

  Your name?

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  Sure. What's my name?

• 17:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  What's my name?

• 17:06Andrew Santino?

  I've been on this show for 30 years.

• 17:07Speaker 06

  I know.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  And you don't know my name?

• 17:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. What's my name?

• 17:13Speaker 06

  What's my name?

• 17:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, anyway.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  Anyway.

• 17:18Speaker 06

  We've talked about this, but what I would do is I would, I would get the recipes for OxyContin, all these opiate drugs. Go back to the 1800s, New York, and have a little stand, you know what I mean? And I would sell these pills. I would make a fortune, I think.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 17:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, what would you do?

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  Contributing to society.

• 17:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, what would you do as a time machine?

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  I had an idea once. It's pretty offbeat, but I would go get an almanac, a sports almanac, and go back in time.

• 17:45Speaker 06

  Oh, I see. Let me guess. Can I guess?

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:48Speaker 06

  Right? You would bet on games you'd already know. You'd be able to...

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 17:51Speaker 06

  Yeah. That's interesting.

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:53Speaker 06

  That's a very good thing.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:55Speaker 06

  You know what I would also do is I would find Steve Jobs early when he was living in the garage, developing stuff.

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Speaker 06

  And I would give him a million dollars and go, "Anything you do, I'll get 10% of your company."

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  10%?

• 18:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 18:08Speaker 06

  And the YouTube, that Chinese guy from YouTube?

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  Is that the same guy as Sony?

• 18:12Speaker 06

  No, it's not the same guy, yeah. What would you do, Oklahoma? Miss Oklahoma?

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  Miss Oklahoma.

• 18:17Speaker 04

  I would try to ride the plane from 2001, 9/11.

• 18:25Speaker 06

  My god. And to save.

• 18:27Speaker 04

  And would just turn around.

• 18:29Speaker 06

  Oh, you would turn around. Do you have a pilot's license?

• 18:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine? Rudy gets on one of the flights from 9/11. She just stands up and goes, "Turn around."

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  Nothing happens.

• 18:41Speaker 06

  Nothing happens.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  Turn around.

• 18:42Speaker 06

  Turn around.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  That's it. You wouldn't do anything? You would just try to make them turn it around?

• 18:45Speaker 06

  You have one shot. That's what you do? Get on that plane?

• 18:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, maybe convince like, maybe like a blowjob or something.

• 18:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's smart.

• 18:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's it. That's it.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  He's like, "Well, what would we do? Now we're gonna get 35 virgins when we get on."

• 19:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  There isn't one single Chinese guy who owns YouTube. It's subsidiary at Google.

• 19:05Speaker 06

  No, who's that Asian guy? I would go to that Asian guy.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Steve Chen.

• 19:08Speaker 06

  I would go to Steve Chen and go, "Hey, I'll give you some money. Just give me 10% of your company." And back then, they probably do it.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Of course. What is Steve Chen doing now? See, this is the kind of thing. These guys are quiet. They develop... Taiwanese-American.

• 19:17Speaker 06

  Let me guess. Let me guess.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:19Speaker 06

  He's riddled with white pussy.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god, yeah. Just pouring it down.

• 19:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  Chen dog. Is he married? Oh, yeah, he's got a spouse. He's married. He's happily married with two kids.

• 19:29Speaker 06

  Because you know that Enron? You remember Enron?

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Love Enron. Big Enron fan.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, huge.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  So, I mean, all of them went to prison, but there was one Asian dude with an accent.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  Didn't go.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  No, he got out early, a year earlier before the investigation started.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  And him and a stripper, you know what I mean? He met a white girl stripper, this guy. Lu Long Pi. He got a white stripper from like a strip club, right? Goes, be my wife, right? They took all this money and they bought all this property in like, I think Oklahoma or somewhere like that.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Genius.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was a genius and they never got him. Did he still stay with?

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  There's Lu Long right now.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's still with the stripper, dude.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  Two hundred and seventy million dollars after being forced to sell his shares to satisfy his divorce settlement two months before. Yeah, this guy's genius.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  He's a genius, dude.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Lu Long Pong.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  That's a great documentary.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  Lu, that's Lu Pi.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's Lu Pi, dude.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  No, that's him.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  That's him.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  Pi was a senior executive at Enron.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Enron, look at him. He got out, he sensed it.

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  He knew.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  You know, what we doing around here is very, very wrong. You know what I mean? I have to, I'm gonna go to a strip club, right? I know this white girl.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  But that's very smart to go to a strip club and grab.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm calling my cousin, I'm him.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  Hello, rang.

• 20:43Andrew Santino?

  Hello.

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got so many wrong thing going around, hello.

• 20:48Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna do about it?

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  What do you think I should do?

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, you wanna go to Titty Bar for lunch?

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 20:54Andrew Santino?

  Imagine they just went there for lunch.

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  That struck the idea.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  That's like social network, something came from nothing.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  This guy goes to a strip club and gets a girl, that's genius.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  Because by the way, they need, she obviously needs help getting out of her situation, he needs help.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  It's the, it's pretty in pink.

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty in pink.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty in pink.

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  It is pretty in pink.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  Pretty in, yeah.

• 21:14Andrew Santino?

  That's kind of the same story.

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  But he's trying to save them. Don't you, do you have a savior kind of a thing or no?

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  Savior mentality?

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:20Andrew Santino?

  I think we wanna help people a lot.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  I don't think we can save most.

• 21:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  Like, we wanna help Richie, we wanna try to get Richie laid.

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:27Andrew Santino?

  Richie, do you?

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  We have some.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  We got some girls.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  We have some girls, you wanna do that now?

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let me see, let's see if you can put on your cans or so you can hear somebody's voice. This girl says, Serena says, I'm chill.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  I wanna say this before, I know you're, I'm sorry, but um, Carlos said beforehand that I'm gonna be mad. Because these are some of the girl, these girls I wouldn't be able to get.

• 21:46Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so let's just see if you're right, Carlos. DraftKings Sportsbook. Woo! NFL season is rolling, baby. Your season, your shot. The NFL season is rolling and every touchdown can bring you closer to a payout with DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL.

• 22:05Andrew Santino?

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• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  I like Dallas and Philadelphia.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  I think it's gonna be a tiebreaker.

• 22:39Andrew Santino?

  You think it's gonna be, it's gonna go down to the wire?

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:41Andrew Santino?

  All right. Very good.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  And there's gonna be an off, off size interference.

• 22:44Andrew Santino?

  There's gonna be an off size interference.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:46Andrew Santino?

  So, Chicago Bears are plus one over Minnesota, which sounds good because it's in Chicago.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  I have my opinion, but yeah.

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

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• 23:31Andrew Santino?

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• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  Kachava. Let me say something. I get, um, you know, because I'm, I'm on some, you know, injections, you know?

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  You're an injector.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  And at night I get hunger pain sometimes, right? And what I do is I do a little bit of kachava here. I have chocolate. I have, um, chai. I have, um, matcha.

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  Strawberry.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  I have vanilla. And now, I've never had this before. We have sweet, creamy, surprising stacked strawberry.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  That's what it says.

• 24:05Andrew Santino?

  That looks really good.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I guarantee you, it's gonna be sweet and creamy.

• 24:08Andrew Santino?

  And surprisingly stacked.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And, and I'm gonna say this. It's so, you, it satisfies your hunger.

• 24:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  You know you're getting the right nutrients, you know what I mean? And minerals and whatnot, you know what I mean? And it is delicious.

• 24:20Andrew Santino?

  It's delicious, yeah.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:22Andrew Santino?

  But the best part about Kachava, you can, you can add it with frozen fruit. You can add it to your coffee, throw in peanut butter. You can, you can mix it with a bunch of different kinds of stuff.

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  85 plus superfoods, Andrew.

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Nutrients and plant-based ingredients.

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

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• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  You've never tasted strawberry like this? Go to kachava.com and use code BADFRIENDS for 15% off your next order.

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

  That's Kachava, K-A-C-H-A-V-A dot com. Code BADFRIENDS for 15% off.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money. You know, you know, you saved me so much money with Rocket Money.

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for that.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Because I have so many subscriptions on my phone.

• 25:09Andrew Santino?

  Too many.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. With meditation apps, they charge me every year that I don't use anymore. I don't know, I don't know anything.

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  I know that.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  I get scared.

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  Everyone at home has apps they don't know that they're paying for. And Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money shows you all your expenses in one place, including subscriptions you forgot about. If you see a subscription you no longer want, Rocket Money will help you cancel it.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, the best part is they give you this dashboard. It lays out your total financial picture. We went through it with Bobby and we saw all the stuff he was paying for.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  It was a disaster.

• 25:42Andrew Santino?

  And it was actually kind of sad. It was funny, but sad. But the best part is Rocket Money is there. They're even gonna try to negotiate to lower your bills for you. The app automatically scans those bills, find the opportunities to save, and they'll do the talking. You don't gotta worry about it.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money's 5 million members have saved a total of 500 million in canceled subscriptions, with members saving up to $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  You gotta cancel your unwanted subscriptions or reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/badfriends today.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  That's rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  Rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  This girl said she'd drive tonight for you. This is Serena Nicole Mann.

• 26:21Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm pretty flattered. She'd drive right down, pick me up. I don't have to call the Uber or nothing. I mean...

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Is this her?

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  That's her.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow, cute.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  Beauty pie. What do you think, Rich?

• 26:28Speaker 03

  I'm pretty flattered. I like her.

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  This is up your alley?

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Up your alley. How old is her? She's Serena.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't say.

• 26:35Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  But, hold on.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  What does she do for a living? I gotta know the deal.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's not enough information on this one, I feel like. I...

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Just based on looks, though, you would do it?

• 26:41Speaker 03

  Based off of looks, yeah, but based off of... I don't know her.

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  Slow investigating tells you she lives in Vegas. And I'll tell you why.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  Why do you think... How did I guess that?

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Let me see. Based on this photo?

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  No, I based it on something else.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go get all the photos. I wanna see... I wanna be an investigator. The sun. It's extra sunny there.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  It's extra sunny?

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  No, why? Why, based on that?

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, go back to the email.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, on the email.

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  702. 702 is the area code for Las Vegas.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 27:13Andrew Santino?

  And I put this together knowing because when she said, "I'll drive to Cali tonight," I thought, "It's gotta be a close enough place. It's gotta be Nevada. 702 is Vegas."

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Bro, what are you doing in this job, dude? There's crimes that need to be solved, bro. I don't do that anymore.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  I told you.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't do that no more. What are you talking, jabbering with that?

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  You're the FBI calling?

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Come on, man. We got some murders that need to be solved. I can't do that no more. I told you. Not after my brother died. I'm sorry for saying "best friend."

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  He is. I love him. Uh-oh. A date with Richie. This is a MILF from Cincinnati.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  Woo!

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, MILF. MILF it up. Let me see the photo.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, zoom in first.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, wait. Oh, my God!

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  Hello!

• 27:52Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, wait. I'm selling her more. Pass the last one. This one's up.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  This one's up.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Richie.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Richard.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Richie, what about this one?

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  Bad friends. I hear you're looking for someone to take Richie to the Weird Al concert. I think I'm your girl. I'm a real-life MILF with a pretty awesome personality, sense of humor, and a soft spot for nerdy guys. Happen to be an... I just so happen to be an expert, which means I know how to make the date feel like the most fun guy in the room, and I have the wardrobe to prove it. Picture Richie walking in with me on his arm. He gets to look like the king of nerds. I come to party with said king, and everyone wins. I keep it playful, classy, totally unforgettable, just naughty enough to make a story he'll never stop telling. Candy.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  We're flying her out. Let's do this. We're gonna fly her out.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Candy, telling me.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna fly her out.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  She's gotta be careful with that kind of shoes on, that kind of slippery.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's slippery out there by the water.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  What if a tsunami comes?

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, be careful, Candy. So Candy's an escort and would love to take you out. I'm interested in sending you out. Going to the next bathroom photo, first thing I noticed here has one-

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  She has one of those chalk, those chalk writing bathroom. You can write on the wall there. But that's a hotel. How do I know that's a hotel? The tiles above the tub. It's a hotel. And, and also the pre-established soap dispensers.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy, you're the best investigator ever.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  Look at the soap dispensers. This is a hotel. So this is a Holiday Inn.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  How do you know that's Jimmy? Cause she was murdered.

• 29:08Andrew Santino?

  She was murdered at Holiday-

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Two hours after this photo was taken. Explain to me Jimmy. Jimmy, how do you know this is a Holiday Inn?

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  Because I've been to a lot of Holiday Inns.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. What else Jimmy? How did the intruder get coming into the bathroom there? Cause he was murdered in the bathroom.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  Intruder, knock, knock, knocked, then said, "Housekeeping." She said, "Go away." They continued to knock.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  He probably went through the door, right Jimmy?

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  Front door.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, there's only one door there in the bathroom.

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, with her, you could use the back door.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can't. Oh, I see.

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  You made it very clear. Very clear.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  What else? Alright, anyway.

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  By the way, Richie, let's get a poll of this. Is this, would you go out with this lady?

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Oh, 100%.

• 29:41Andrew Santino?

  This is another young lady. Let's see what she said.

• 29:43Speaker 07

  Good friends, I'm Bella.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Push pause, push pause. Alright. Already, right now.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  High teeth functionality.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  High teeth functionality.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And do you know what that means?

• 29:52Speaker 07

  No.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  It means that she has great teeth. It's just a scientific way of saying it, right?

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  You never heard that?

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful eyes, right?

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Nails, right? Healthy.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  They're natural.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Natural, healthy. No dirt, nice lips, no dirt between, between the nails.

• 30:05Andrew Santino?

  Can I say something about the eyes? Not a ton of makeup. It looks natural and nice.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  It's natural, yeah.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  Not cake face.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's go.

• 30:10Speaker 07

  I'm submitting my video, um, to share why potentially Richie may be interested in taking me to Weird Out. I just pulled up to my waitressing job, so I am covering up the restaurant's logo.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  Pause.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Push pause. Go ahead. You go.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  We have to guess.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  The waitress?

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  We have to guess the place that she works at. She's the waitress.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean-

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  Parenting.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Hey Jimmy.

• 30:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  This, this lady, we found her dead body. Yeah, where does she waitress? Because, you know, we can't figure that out.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  I already know. The color, the maroon of that shirt. It's a dead giveaway.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  It seems like a chain.

• 30:46Andrew Santino?

  It's Arby's.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  She's got the meats.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  She's got the meats, okay. Thank you Jimmy.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  What is it? I wonder where she wears it? It's either, you know, my instinct was either, because it is maroon.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  It's a high-end, it's a, it's a... Hey Jimmy.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  Stop, don't Google it yet.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  I will say, it can't be high-end, high-end restaurants don't make you wear polo.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  Look how nice though that, it's not, it's not like a...

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  They don't make you wear polos at high-end.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Not high-end, a chain, a high-end chain.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  Correct. Chili's.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:13Andrew Santino?

  That's not Chili's.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  It's not Chili's.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  I know their outfit. It's black. Chili's is all black.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  Heff, idiot.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  Applebee's might be, Applebee's actually might be...

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I'm gonna say? Islands.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  No, Islands is the Hawaiian shirts.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Hawaiian shirts. Red Robin is a no, because that's the old one that, I'm trying to think, is that even around anymore?

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It could also be a, at a golf place, like a, at a...

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's right, she could work at the country...

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Country club.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's also very good.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  Or... Timely. Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what Cracker Barrel means.

• 31:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, but...

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  They wear the white tees, because the last time they wore the white tees with the Cracker Barrel.

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, they went through a big DEI change apparently, so now everything is different.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  I, I refuse to go in the changed version of that.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we won't go back.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  If I look and there's that old white Cracker Man with the barrel.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  I'm in.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I am out.

• 32:02Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm in, that's the old way.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, if that's on there, I go in.

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  If it's off, I do not go in.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  We don't go in.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  I do not go in.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  You heard it here, Cracker Barrel.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway...

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  We took you to Cracker Barrel for the first time on the road.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  That was amazing.

• 32:13Andrew Santino?

  And remember how much shit you bought from the store? Right?

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  It was, I was, I couldn't believe what they had there.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  Shocking.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Shocking.

• 32:20Andrew Santino?

  They had everything.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're gonna say this? You turned me on to some things there.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  What did I do?

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  The fucking licorice.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Wallabies?

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Wiley Wallabies.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  I had never heard of Wallabies. That's the fucking place. I was, I was in it for hours. I had a shopping bag, everything.

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  That's so cute. He bought about 150 bucks worth of each from on.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  And you go, you pointed at Wallabies and you go, "Man, back in my day." Or something like that.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  What? I eat them today, I had one, I had two today when I left the house. I bought them at the airport again.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get every flavor.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  They're so good.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  They're so good.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Green apple, the Wiley Wallabies.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  You know Wallabies? Licorice, are you a licorice fan?

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  These are so fucking good. What's the one below it? Is that Star Anis? Black licorice with a...

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Are you lic, are you a black licorice guy?

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't like black licorice. I don't think almost anybody likes black licorice.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know why they make them, but I don't know.

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  You don't like black licorice? No, definitely not.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Have you had black licorice?

• 33:14Speaker 05

  No.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the flavor is weird.

• 33:16Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, it's-

• 33:17Speaker 05

  What does it taste like?

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Tastes like NyQuil.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  It does taste like shitty NyQuil.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, shitty NyQuil.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  No, but I kinda like NyQuil sometimes.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you know you're gonna get a little like-

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  A little buzz.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Buzz buzz on.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Have you had the, have you had the, uh, the Dayq- uh, not Dayquil. What's the other one? This is a quill? The Z-quill. Brother, I can chug this stuff.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  It's bad, dude, it's so good. I- Z-quill is a non-habit-forming NyQuil, and it's if you're not sick, if you just need to pass out.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  Bro, it's fucking awesome. I should not be promoting this.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  You get horny after that?

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  I get so horny on NyQuil. So fucking horny.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Z-quill, I mean.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  Any quill.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, any quill.

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  Any quill, I get horny on the quill.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I do get horny on the quill.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Because my therapist and I have a deal. You know, like Unisom? I can't take Unisom anymore. Do you know why?

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  You get too horned?

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  I get so horny, I have to masturbate to whole porn.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  And then you-

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's a red flag for me.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can't do that.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  If you take three or four, like, extra ones, you get extremely horny.

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  But see, this says NyQuil has found no ties. Boredom from being sick, the altered mental state from medication, the potential orgasm to temporarily relieve pain might play a role in the perception of increased horniness, but the dizziness and drowning- none of this stuff they say attributes, but I think you're right. Every time I do take drugs like this, also in the morning, I'm so much more morning hard, like morning horny.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  I get horny hard.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  Horny hard.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Horny hard.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  Horny hard.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've been getting a lot of morning wood lately.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  I just had it today.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  And I can't get it, and then you have to pee, and it's still up?

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you piss all over the place.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  So you have to push it down, right?

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  I hate that.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  You have to do some sort of like arch to it?

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, I lean against the wall. I put my hands against the wall, lean down to the toilet.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  I just stick my fucking gink in the-

• 34:54Andrew Santino?

  That's why I want a urinal at the house. Eric Andre has a urinal at his house, and I was always jealous of that.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  A stand-up urinal?

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's got a urinal, and he's got a toilet in his bathroom. He built like a little nook where there used to be-

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  And he put a urinal there. I was like-

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  No, why doesn't that come in a house?

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. I don't understand.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  Cause then, then, you're never gonna pee in the toilet where women pee in. Just, you're only pooping in there.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  I would, I wanted a urinal. My wife said no. I was like, why not?

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, you have several bathrooms. You have like six bathrooms in that mansion that you live in, so I mean, maybe one of the fucking-

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  Wait, we have-

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:24Andrew Santino?

  Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  And then the maid's quarters is twenty-one.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why we never, I wanted to put one in. Testosterone levels increased during REM sleep, so maybe you're getting such good sleep, your testosterone, your T goes up, which gives you harder erections.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  This is morning wood?

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what it is.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  You get morning wood still rich, dog?

• 35:43Speaker 07

  Oh, every morning.

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  How old are you?

• 35:45Speaker 07

  Twenty-four.

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  That'll go away?

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  That'll go away, it slides.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, I, as an older adult, I'm getting them more.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you don't always get them, like him, every day.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  But, no, I do, and I'll tell you why.

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  You do now?

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  No more masturbation.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  Wow, why?

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Because it's unhealthy for me.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  Jerk.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Every relationship I've ever had, that was the downfall of every relationship.

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  You jerking off?

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I would, it, it gets to a point where it's like, you know, you get kind of bored, you know?

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  Having sex with them?

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  With the same, right? And so in my, and then I preferred

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  Yum.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  doing that over that, and it destroyed every, and it's, it, it, it interferes with intimacy, intimacy.

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  It can.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  It can.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  And so for me, it's like, once I weeded all that out, it's like, natural sex life.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  Are you gonna have, are you having a natural good sex?

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, natural.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Al natural.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  Alright, let's get back to this girl.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Let's go back.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  Let's get, but let's get Richie a date.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  This poor girl.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 36:42Speaker 07

  So, I mean, I like to think, you know, I genuinely vibe to any kind of music. I grew up on seventies classic rock, I love disco.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Pause.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  I do feel bad that all these people are trying to go to Weird Al concert, it already happened.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  It already happened, yeah.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  But, we can set up another date.

• 36:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, we can think of somewhere else.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  She has a kind of a Toni Collette-y vibe too.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  I love Toni Collette.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's great, yeah.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  Gorgeous.

• 37:05Speaker 07

  Not gonna lie, I don't know who Weird Al is. Ah.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  Pause. I like her.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  I like her, yeah, better, it's better.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  You can turn her on to something she's never said before.

• 37:13Speaker 07

  Oh, wait, yeah, you're right.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  You can educate her.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  Educate her, bud.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:17Speaker 07

  Oh, I like this. Um, he's not country, so... Oh, he's not country? If not, then yeah, I vibe, I promise you, I vibe to any other genre of music, you know? If it's a good, beautiful setting, good drinks, great conversation, good vibes, I'm, I'm down to vibe to anything, truly. Um, I have been trying to meet new people, it has been a focus point for me this year, so I've been, eh, kinda successful.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Can you push pause real quick?

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  I like her, she's nice.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  There's something that's bothering me.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  What is it? Hey Jimmy, guess what it is? Something about the necklace. Zoom in on the necklace. What is that? Is that a, uh... Saturn. Is that a pentagram? What is that? It's close. I think it's a planet. It's close. My guess from far away, it's religious. Her hand has been stuck in that position the whole fucking time. She's covering up for the... She doesn't want to show you where she works. What's wrong with that? Go back to the girl. Let's finish her. Does she live in LA? Let's find out.

• 38:08Speaker 07

  Excuse me, I let work get in the way and college and all that, whatever, yada, yada. Um, also, I really admire Richie's willingness to get down and dirty. I like a man who can get his hands dirty.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Uh-oh.

• 38:20Speaker 07

  Love that he was willing to clean up Bobby's pet shit.

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  I don't like it.

• 38:24Speaker 07

  I've met Richie before and I think the concert tickets were a great gesture. Um, and if he's just looking for a nice girl, go have some ti... a good time, you know? Go listen to some good music, get to know each other, you know? This could be a start of a beautiful friendship, something more, maybe nothing. I don't know.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  Hold on.

• 38:41Speaker 07

  If he just wants, you know?

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  They are wearing the same color shirt. Good to see it. Yeah. I know, I tested it. I, I, I, I heard an east coast, uh, twang there, so she is not from here. But I'm from the east coast. Well, you live here, fuck it. I do, yeah. What did she say at the end?

• 38:56Speaker 07

  Enjoying, sorry, I have bangs and I don't know how to style them. I just got them cut last week. Anyway.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  Jersey.

• 39:04Speaker 07

  Hit me up if, uh, you're interested, Richie. Otherwise, I hope you have a great time at the concert. And P.S., I don't know if you could tell from my accent, I am from New York, unfortunately.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Long Island.

• 39:14Speaker 07

  I'm sorry if that ruins things, but if you can't find any girlies in LA, feel free to reach out to me. Otherwise, enjoy.

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  She lives in, she's from Long Island. She's too far away.

• 39:23Speaker 07

  No, she said if you can't find anyone in LA.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  No, yeah, she lives...

• 39:26Speaker 07

  Detective.

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  Too far away. You're fired. Too far away, too far away. You're fired. Is that it? There's gotta be one more.

• 39:32Speaker 07

  There, there is a few more.

• 39:33Speaker 08

  Now I understand why you couldn't get out of the, those escape rooms. He go, LA, is that, she's from LA?

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  He's on it today. Dude, he's on one today. I like when he gets all...

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Which part was that?

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  Who's this?

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Can we address this?

• 39:50Speaker 03

  What the hell?

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Tex Cobb here.

• 39:53Andrew Santino?

  He likes fucking with you.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 39:56Andrew Santino?

  Alright, who's this? Tex Cobb, let's hear it.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  I could fuck with you too, dude, but I'm not gonna.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  I have some fucking bullets in my gun.

• 40:03Andrew Santino?

  God, he's been away from us for so long. He's so happy to see you.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  He's fogging up the shades again.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Miss you, dude.

• 40:08Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, oh my, this is where I go...

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  This is where I go crazy.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in. "I am willing to make Richie's dreams come true to be his date and I haven't done any charity in a minute and I like weird looking boys." This, white boys, this is me. Zoom in.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 40:23Speaker 03

  Whoa! I'm sold. Drop all the others.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 40:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, that checks in. Let me call her. Oh my god, I'm done. We found her. She's so pretty. Oh, we found her.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Look at, hey, do I test a little jealousy out of you? Do I smell a little jealousy?

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Actually, no, and I'll tell you why off the screen.

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  Had it already or something? Already tasted it?

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  Whoa!

• 40:50Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  I mean Richie, if I did hook up with a girl like long ago, would you hook up with her or no?

• 40:55Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, but it would be after, then we'd have to talk about it.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, you don't even need to talk about it with me.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  Well, because we're like friends.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, we're not friends, dude. You're my employee.

• 41:03Speaker 03

  I'm your employee.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll never get my number.

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that's like dating my boss's ex.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter. Just go ahead.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna give you a ticket.

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  Sadie, Sadie Soppler, uh, Thousand Oaks. She's in Thousand Oaks. She wants, she's 5'10", she's a tall girl.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  And this is me.

• 41:17Speaker 03

  I'm taller.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  This is me, by the way. Let's see what she looks like.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  What?

• 41:26Andrew Santino?

  Richie.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Richie, that's the one.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  Dude, we got some good submissions.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Richie. That's the one, Richie.

• 41:33Andrew Santino?

  She also sent a video. Oh, let's see the video.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:36Speaker 09

  Hi Richie, my name is Sadie. I live in Thousand Oaks. I am local-ish, okay? Um, and I was gonna email Carlos for your number regardless, and then I heard that you need a date to Weird Al.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  Oh, yes.

• 41:51Speaker 09

  That, I know the deep cuts. I have been a Weird Al fan forever. Um...

• 41:57Speaker 10

  She's the best.

• 41:57Speaker 09

  Let me think of some. Weasel stomping day, virus alert, like, I'm talking about deep cuts, not just Amish paradise, okay? Um, my birthday is August 29th, and I want to go to Weird Al with you to celebrate my birthday.

• 42:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, man.

• 42:13Speaker 09

  So...

• 42:13Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, we just missed it, but she was the one I would have called. We should have done this episode the other day! Why didn't we film this two days ago?

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  He's freaking out.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  Oh, my god, I could have gone with her!

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  This guy has... I'm freaking out!

• 42:25Speaker 03

  I went with my dad!

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  How the fuck is she liking it, not me?

• 42:27Speaker 03

  That guy, I could have gone with her!

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  I'll take her anywhere, I'll take her to Belize!

• 42:31Speaker 03

  No, she called for me though!

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take her to Belize!

• 42:34Speaker 03

  She was asking for me!

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my throat, every night, every meal.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  No!

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  You can't provide shit!

• 42:39Speaker 03

  I could provide!

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  No, nothing!

• 42:40Speaker 03

  I could provide, I'm provitable!

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not provitable, you got nothing, you got nothing, dude.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  I have a law!

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  You smell.

• 42:45Speaker 03

  I give a...

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Every time I walk by here, you smell, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:49Speaker 03

  I smell pretty good!

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  And your breath smells good, and you have film over your teeth. That's outrageous, I can't fucking believe it!

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I love how jealous this is gonna make him.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:58Andrew Santino?

  This is awesome, I love this.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  I will not allow you to go out with her!

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  Carlos!

• 43:01Speaker 03

  It's too bad, she already emailed!

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, get her number for Richie for sure, we need to make this happen. He included it in the email.

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  It's outrageous! It's outrageous! It's unfathomable to me! Oh, my god!

• 43:14Speaker 03

  It just got better in time!

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Richie.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  Oh, it just got better in time.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  But you will no longer be working here.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  Do not go out with her. Now, go ahead.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  Let me see.

• 43:23Speaker 09

  I have a car, so I can get to you.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god!

• 43:26Speaker 03

  Oh, my god, she's the whole package!

• 43:28Andrew Santino?

  She drives!

• 43:29Speaker 03

  Oh, my god!

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god!

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're allowed to drive now.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe this!

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  Jesus.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  How is this, oh, my god!

• 43:36Speaker 03

  She's so pretty, oh, my god!

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Get her out of here! You can't bring her around the studio!

• 43:40Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, get her out of here, oh, my god, she's so hot.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  That was the grand finale.

• 43:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's the grand finale, and that's a good one.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, how old is this girl, how old is this girl?

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  She didn't say, I don't think.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:50Andrew Santino?

  But she said she knew deep cuts of Weird Al, so obviously she's not, she's gotta be in her 30s, I would imagine, right?

• 43:56Speaker 03

  Might have a lady.

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I say that, no, she's probably 27, 26.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  She's 24.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  24.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  She's too young.

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  24 to 26.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  Around that age.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Too young, too young. Go ahead Richie.

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Oh my god, she's perfect.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  You like her, don't you?

• 44:08Speaker 03

  Give me the number, yes.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  You're excited?

• 44:09Speaker 03

  I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm gonna get tickets to another concert now.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  When's the last time you went out on like a proper date with a girl?

• 44:14Speaker 03

  A proper, proper date? It's been a while.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  What are we talking?

• 44:18Speaker 03

  Like a proper, proper, proper date? Like how proper?

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  Richie, a fucking date with a girl.

• 44:24Speaker 03

  It's been a couple of months, it's been a couple of months.

• 44:25Andrew Santino?

  Couple of months, okay.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Couple of months or a couple of years?

• 44:30Speaker 03

  Depends on how proper we're talking.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Shopify. Ching! Ching, ching!

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  You know you like to hear that sound.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  We use Shopify here.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  We love Shopify.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  We love it.

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  And it's fantastic. Shopify is the way to make your store, whatever you are selling, so simple. It's the point of sale system, is a unified command center for you and your retail business. It brings together in-store and online operations up to across a thousand locations.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Imagine being able to guarantee that shopping is always convenient. Endless aisles, ship to customer, buy online, pick up in the store. All made simpler so customers can shop how they want and staff have the tools to close the sale every time.

• 45:08Andrew Santino?

  And let's face it, acquiring new customers is expensive. It's very hard. For people that don't know, it's hard, but with Shopify POS, you can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first-party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. We love competitive edge.

• 45:20Andrew Santino?

  We really do. And by the way, it's proven. These results are proven over and over again. 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits, equivalent to an 8.9% uplift on sales on average, relative to the market surveyed. So if you're looking to grow that business, you're looking to scale up, retain customers, and get new ones, you must use Shopify.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Get all the big stuff for your small business right with Shopify.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  Sign up for your $1 per month trial period and start selling at Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc. Oh my, I'm hurt too. I'm hurt too.

• 45:55Andrew Santino?

  We're both hurt.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  What do we do?

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what I heard? What? I bet you, let's say it together.

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  Want you to Zocdoc? Oh wow, go to Zocdoc.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment, Andrew.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  So easy. When I moved to the new neighborhood, I gotta tell you, I was annoyed. I couldn't go back to the old doctor. It was too much of a drive and I was like, where do I go? I gotta go, what do I gotta do? And you said, just get on Zocdoc, you dummy. And I did. And the best part is you can filter based on your preferences, what kind of doctor you need, where they're located, do they take your insurance? And you can find and instantly book a visit right away, within 24 to 72 hours. That is amazing. You can even get same day appointments.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Once you find the right doctor, Andrew, you can see their actual appointment opening.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you see the schedule.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Choose a time slot that works for you.

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  And click to instantly book a visit, like you said.

• 46:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can do it right there. And they got more than 100,000 doctors across every single specialty.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Skin?

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  Skin.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  Ankles?

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  Ankles.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Toe.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  Toes. They got toes on there, baby.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  My toe hurts.

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  So here's how you get it.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  Stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zocdoc.com/badfriends to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today.

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  That's z o c d o c dot com slash bad friends, zocdoc dot com slash.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends.

• 47:07Speaker 00

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• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  I do want to play catch up with Juliana and see what's going on with the Rudy Jewels in your world. What has been up in your world? Are you, what's going on with you and your dating life? Single?

• 48:03Speaker 04

  Zero.

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  Zero? You're over it now?

• 48:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  You don't want to go back?

• 48:07Speaker 04

  No.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  You're done?

• 48:08Speaker 04

  I'm good. But Tito Bobby's been, we've been doing movie marathons.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 48:13Speaker 04

  And he's just been showing me.

• 48:17Speaker 04

  All the classic movies.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  So we we went Goodfellas, so I'm gonna throw some movies out.

• 48:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  And one through 10, you tell me, okay? Goodfellas.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  10.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  10 to me.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  10.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  10. What'd you get?

• 48:32Speaker 04

  I'll do 8.

• 48:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I respect an 8.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Taxi Driver.

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  9.

• 48:37Speaker 04

  9.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  You liked Taxi Driver over Goodfellas?

• 48:40Speaker 04

  I like that it's so dark.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  It is, fuck. It's rad.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  No Country For Old Men.

• 48:44Speaker 04

  10.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 48:46Speaker 04

  That's my top one.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  That's easy 10.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Easy 10.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Raising Arizona.

• 48:51Speaker 04

  10.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  You like Raising Arizona?

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  I love it. I love.

• 48:54Speaker 04

  So nice.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  It's so nice.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  You're so, you're.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  He's a filmer.

• 48:57Andrew Santino?

  You're hitting home runs right now.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Right? But here's, I know what this answer is, but watch this one.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Fargo.

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude.

• 49:03Speaker 04

  One.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  What? A what?

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  What in the fuck are you talking about?

• 49:08Speaker 04

  The guy was just so annoying to me.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:12Speaker 04

  I couldn't watch it because he was just so stupid.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  Are you talking William H. Macy?

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:17Speaker 04

  Who's the main guy?

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  Fucking brilliant. He's brilliant.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  I couldn't, I couldn't.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  He does such a good job in that movie. That's crazy that you didn't like that movie.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  He is annoying in it, though.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  But that's the fucking point of the character.

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the desperation.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he's supposed to be a fucking like, a ripe loser.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  You like, you, you, yeah, it's perfect. You cannot.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's so good.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  I, I like the one with Brad Pitt. That one's better.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Burn After Reading.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so good.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  So good. Burn After Reading's good.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Brad Pitt is so funny in that movie.

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, he's.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  He's, he's the best.

• 49:51Speaker 08

  It's good, but it's not in that level of Fargo.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't think it is. No, it's not a Fargo movie, but Fargo.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty good, though.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but Fargo is like a perfect movie.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  It's such a good movie. They made, they made it a TV show. That's how you know a movie's really a banger when they're like, we gotta do this again somewhere else.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because of Fargo, though, um, I, your reaction to it, I didn't do The Big Lebowski.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's so good. What do you mean?

• 50:13Speaker 04

  Big Lebowski?

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god!

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's another Coen Brothers.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  She's gonna hate it.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  That's why, if you don't like Fargo, you're not gonna like The Big Lebowski.

• 50:19Speaker 04

  I'll still try it.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  I watched Ethan's.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  The Dude, oh my god.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  I watched Ethan's movie alone, uh, when I was in Chicago.

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  You call him Ethan like you know him. I don't like that.

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  It was Mr. Ethan Coen's movie.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  I saw Bobby's movie. You mean Goodfellas? No, no, you're right.

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  Marty?

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  No, Marty, you're.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  You mean Marty?

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Cut that part out.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  No, that's staying in.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, cut. That made me look like a fool. That made me look like a fool.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, it's foolish.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  What do we got here? Oh, is this our boy? This is our Spaniard replacement?

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he looks too good now. Before, he didn't look that good.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  Give me the phone.

• 50:54Speaker 04

  He's cute.

• 50:55Andrew Santino?

  You like him, huh? Alright, hey, Bob, there we are.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Hey, why does he have a Dragon Ball Z shirt? Is because I'm Asian?

• 51:02Speaker 04

  He likes anime.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  Why are we muted on our side?

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  You're not. Hello, hey, what's, hey, buddy?

• 51:09Speaker 10

  Christopher, thank, thank you for having me.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I like the voice, yeah, good, good.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Chris, yeah.

• 51:15Speaker 10

  Bobby, it's not because you're Asian, I like anime.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay, he likes anime, okay, good.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  Where are you from again, Chris?

• 51:22Speaker 10

  And I like Chinese food, too.

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  Perfect.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  Chris, where are you from, buddy?

• 51:29Speaker 10

  I'm, I'm in New York right now.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  Where are you from, kiddo?

• 51:33Speaker 10

  Oh, eh, I'm from Dominican Republic.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  I love this guy.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  Dominican Republic?

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  Dominican Republic, we own, we own.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  I know what that is.

• 51:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're one of ours.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're one of ours.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  You're from America, you're from Island America.

• 51:46Speaker 10

  I get it, I get it.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  Where, he's just like you, he's a little asshole.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  I like it, yeah, he's an asshole.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  Where, where do you live in New York? Let me guess, let me guess, hold on.

• 51:54Speaker 10

  Can you guess?

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna say Queens.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna say Brooklyn.

• 51:59Speaker 10

  Close, close.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  Close, oh, oh, clo- close, close to those?

• 52:03Speaker 10

  Yes.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  You're not in Queens, you're not in Brooklyn?

• 52:06Speaker 10

  No.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  You're not in fucking Long Island?

• 52:09Speaker 10

  No.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not in Harlem?

• 52:12Speaker 10

  No.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  You're not in the city?

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Manhattan.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not in the city.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, um, Greenwich Village, what's that?

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  Greenwich, he's not in the Village, that's in Manhattan.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 52:20Andrew Santino?

  You're not in Brooklyn, you're not in Queens, you're not in Harlem. Staten Island. You're not in Staten Island, are you?

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  You're in Jersey.

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 52:30Speaker 10

  Albany.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  Albany?

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Albany?

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  That's not fucking New York. God damn it, that's upstate New York.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  That's upstate, that's like Onyanta.

• 52:41Speaker 10

  I thought that because it's New York. Why? I wonder if it's not part of New York?

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  It's in the state of New York. We're talking about the city.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  It's like when people go, "I live in California. Where?" Uh, Bakersfield.

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  Right. It's not the si- well-

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  It's not the s-

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  No, that's like saying, "I live in Los Angeles."

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  I live in Los-

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right. You're right. There's no logic there. Yeah. Okay, sorry.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  I got it.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  You get what I'm saying, or no?

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so listen. Chris, Chris, are you willing to relocate to Los Angeles?

• 53:16Speaker 10

  Yes.

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  He is. What do you do for a living, Chris?

• 53:20Speaker 10

  Uh, I work in, uh, I'm, uh, electronic assembler.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  And, oh shit, he's got a good job. Do they pay you-

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  No, he's Geek Squad at Best Buy.

• 53:31Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 53:31Speaker 10

  I don't, I don't, I don't think that's that good.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  You, you work for Best Boy?

• 53:37Speaker 10

  For Best Boy?

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Best Buy.

• 53:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, do you work for Best Boy? No.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:41Andrew Santino?

  You can't tell us the company name. We won't say, we won't, we'll blank it out. You can, what, yeah. What, wait, Chris-

• 53:46Speaker 10

  I can say it, but if you can bleep it out-

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'll bleep it out. What is it? We'll bleep it out. I promise.

• 53:52Speaker 10

  It's like a re- it's like a really low and like company. It's called-

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Chris, Chris, Chris, what's, like, I know you have a chair, but you have a little bit of a padding there. What's the padding? Can we see?

• 54:07Speaker 10

  It's from, uh, one of my favorite games.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Uh-huh.

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  I love this guy.

• 54:16Speaker 10

  It's, I'm a huge anime fan, so-

• 54:19Andrew Santino?

  And these are all the girls you've jerked off to? Is that your cum rag on your chair?

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, so you're, you're a big anime fan, and how, how old are you?

• 54:30Speaker 10

  I'm thirty-two.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Thirty-two, and you're single? You got, you got a wife, family, kids? What do you got?

• 54:35Speaker 10

  I'm si- I'm single.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  Now, have you, okay, are you, have you ever been in a relationship?

• 54:39Speaker 10

  No.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get this. This guy's perfect.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  You're perfect for this show.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, are you a virgin, Chris?

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Just say it. No?

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, are you religious? Is it going against your religion?

• 54:55Speaker 10

  No, I don't believe in any of that.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, what do you believe in, Chris? Like, what do you?

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you believe in?

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  What do you believe in?

• 55:02Speaker 10

  I, I believe in the Bad Friends Podcast.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  Damn, dude.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Damn, this guy's the guy, dude. This is our guy, dude.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so I want to say this.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  If, if you come out here.

• 55:13Speaker 10

  Yes.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  Where do you live right now? We have to find a place for you. We can, you might be able to live in the studio because our studio kind of looks like your apartment.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  Where, where is this apartment?

• 55:25Speaker 10

  If you give me internet, I'm, I'm good to go. I need to watch.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  We have more than internet. We have wifi.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  This is great. This is amazing.

• 55:32Speaker 10

  I need to watch my anime.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  You need to watch his animals?

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  You have animals?

• 55:37Speaker 04

  Anime.

• 55:38Speaker 10

  Anime.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  Anime.

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  If he did have an animal, he would have reptiles.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, spiders.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Snake guy.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:45Speaker 10

  I got something, I got something to show you.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. It's, I love this guy so much. Better than Andreas.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I'm not even kidding. I agree. Oh!

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  You have a ginger too! Yeah.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  What's his name?

• 56:02Speaker 10

  He is, uh...

• 56:05Speaker 10

  I'm, I'm blanking out right now.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  You don't know your cat's name?

• 56:10Speaker 10

  Leo.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  Leo?

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Leo?

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  Is that someone else's cat you just stole?

• 56:17Speaker 10

  Kind of. It's my sister's.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  It's your sister's? Yeah.

• 56:21Speaker 10

  I, I kind of take care of her, so.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, do you live at your sister's house?

• 56:27Speaker 10

  No, I live at my mom's house.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay, your mom's house, okay. You're in the basement?

• 56:32Speaker 10

  Yes.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  This is our guy, dude.

• 56:34Speaker 10

  I'm underground.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  You're underground. That is a cool way to say I live in a basement at my mom's.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get a private detective to do some research and stuff like that, I think, first. Yeah, yeah.

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  Before we fly you out here, we do need to do a background check.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Background check, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever, have you ever committed any crimes of any kind?

• 56:50Speaker 10

  No, not yet.

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  No, no, don't say yet.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were to commit a crime, what would it be?

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Larson.

• 56:58Speaker 10

  I have an idea.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  Petty theft.

• 57:00Speaker 10

  I will let you, I will let you know when I do it.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  It'll be us, so.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  The whole world will know.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:05Andrew Santino?

  Bad friends murdered by Dominican immigrant. Chris.

• 57:09Speaker 10

  Hey, I'm, I'm here legal, so.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, that's good.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  We don't care. Have you seen this show? We don't care.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  Half of this crew is illegal.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, Chris, we might have to make it, uh, a way for you to get out here. Would it be hard to get you off of work to come out here?

• 57:24Speaker 10

  No, not at all.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 57:26Speaker 10

  I got my, I barely can take days off, so my vacation time is start.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  You got a lot.

• 57:35Speaker 10

  Yeah.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  He saves his holiday fucking.

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever taken a vacation, Chris?

• 57:42Speaker 10

  Uh, yes.

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay, where did you go? Where did you vacation to?

• 57:46Speaker 10

  I went to Canada for a camping.

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  Where in Canada?

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Canada, okay, camping's good.

• 57:52Speaker 10

  I have that, I don't know, I don't, I don't know.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  I went to Edmonton, saw the oil fields.

• 57:59Speaker 10

  Years ago, so I don't remember the, the place.

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  He was kidnapped.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Have you, have you ever been anywhere tropical?

• 58:07Speaker 10

  Tropical?

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  He's from the Dominican Republic.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that's right.

• 58:11Speaker 10

  I've been here, I've been here in the US.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm a good detective.

• 58:16Speaker 10

  For like sixteen years, so.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  The guy's from a fucking island. The guy's from a fucking island.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm not good, I'm not good.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever been anywhere tropical? He's from a fucking island.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, I'm so dumb.

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever been to the beach?

• 58:35Speaker 10

  It's, it's like the, the Camino Cerro, your, uh, thing, the.

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude. He's fancy.

• 58:42Speaker 10

  And the Michael, Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  Chris, Chris, can you tell us a joke? Just tell us a quick joke before we let you go. Give us a joke.

• 58:52Speaker 10

  One joke. What do you call? A nation with one leg?

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  A nation with one.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  One leg? Wha- what?

• 59:03Speaker 10

  Taiwan shoe.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  That's so good. It's clean too. Taiwan shoe. Oh yeah.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's got some.

• 59:12Bobby Lee?

  Is it a nation joke? Cause that'd be so funny. They only had nation jokes.

• 59:17Speaker 10

  Wait, wait. Let me, let me think, let me think. What do you call a fat psychic?

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  A fat psychic.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:25Speaker 10

  A four chin teller.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't even get it.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  A four chin teller.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, a four chin teller.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  We need more. Give me another.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Give me another one.

• 59:34Speaker 10

  More? Wait, wait. Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  So many reasons.

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  Why did the Mexican throw his wife?

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Why is 55%?

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  Why did the Mexican? Huh?

• 59:54Speaker 10

  Because he wanted tequila.

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  Tequila.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Tequila. I see.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  You bring that kind of energy to the west coast, Chris.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  This might just work out. I think we might have to have him as an interim replacement.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, maybe, yeah.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  In the booth. So, you're will-

• 1:00:08Speaker 10

  I think it depends what I can do. I don't know if I can do too much.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. We won't, we won't have you do almost anything.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  You don't have to do anything.

• 1:00:16Speaker 10

  I'm not an expert.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  We just need you to be there.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  We just want you to be there.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's incredible.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's take a vote. Uh, let's take a vote here.

• 1:00:23Speaker 10

  Let me know.

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  Who thinks Chris, uh, is suited for the show?

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Right here, dude. Unanimous.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  Wow, Chris, that's everybody.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why you're raising your hand, Richie. He's replacing you.

• 1:00:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, replacing. Richie, yeah, Richie.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Alright, Chris. Well, we appreciate you, man. Hopefully we'll see you soon out here, okay, buddy?

• 1:00:40Speaker 10

  Thank you guys for having me.

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  Thanks for being a bad friend.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Chris. We love you.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  We love you, buddy.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  We love you, Chris.

• 1:00:46Speaker 10

  Last week.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:48Speaker 10

  Don't, don't go yet. Let me, let me.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. I didn't know. Yeah.

• 1:00:53Speaker 10

  Last week was my-

• 1:00:56Speaker 10

  Thirty-two years old birthday.

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  We should call it a birthday.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Speaker 10

  Yes, and that was the same day that I saw the episode where you guys saw my submission.

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:01:09Speaker 10

  And when I heard that, I was like, wait, I'm listening to my video submission? I was laughing and it just, it just made my whole day.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  We love you.

• 1:01:19Speaker 10

  Actually, actually, it made my whole week. And I was to give to respond to the email sooner because I was waiting the whole week for an email response.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  We love you.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  Chris, you're coming. We gotta get this guy to LA. All right, Chris, we love you, buddy. We gotta, we gotta go.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  We gotta go, bud.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  We'll talk to you soon. Okay, bye, buddy.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  Bye, dude.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Love him.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  I love that fucking guy.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Love him.

• 1:01:47Andrew Santino?

  I love that guy.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get that guy to LA.

• 1:01:49Speaker 04

  He's so funny.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Cute?

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm not kidding.

• 1:01:51Speaker 04

  Very cute.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. Gotta get that guy to LA.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get him here.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  We gotta, you boys. We have, I'm not kidding. We gotta.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  And you know what? It's, it's okay if they live at your mom's house at thirty-two.

• 1:02:00Andrew Santino?

  I didn't say anything negative. I just said it kinda.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Your, your energy was a little judgy.

• 1:02:03Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. I thought it, I thought it was true because it looked like a basement. It looked like a basement.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  I knew it was a basement. It was subterranean. There were no windows.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  And also, um.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Put him up in a hotel and we'll fly him out.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna get him some confidence, you know what I mean? Because I just, he's a handsome guy.

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  We'll put him on the show. He'll, he'll get pussy from the show, I'm sure. Look at all these fucking losers get pussy from the show. It's unbelievable.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

• 1:02:26Speaker 08

  Plus, it's the only show who can afford having twenty producers that do nothing.

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  So, yeah. The resentment out of this kid. The resentment is bananas. He hates everybody.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Andrew Santino?

  Are you, do you even wanna keep doing the show?

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  No, he hates it. God, dude, you're out of pocket.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  He's out of pocket, dude.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  What's going on with you, man? What is this? Richie at our first episode in the studio.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, how long ago was that?

• 1:02:52Speaker 08

  Uh, that's twenty-two.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  Two, tw- twenty?

• 1:02:55Speaker 08

  January twenty-two.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  Wait, no, three years ago.

• 1:02:58Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  So you were in his school in, um, Albuquerque? Or not Albuquerque, Cunyapiak?

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was an Andre student and then came here. The first time I was like touring and then. Got the job.

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  You look less annoying in this photo.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  I look less?

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you look cute there.

• 1:03:14Speaker 04

  You kinda look like Andres.

• 1:03:16Speaker 03

  Cuter now.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  You do look.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  So how did he hit you up? He hit you up Andres for the intern job?

• 1:03:21Speaker 08

  No, when we were needing more people, I, I knew him and another girl, Emma, who's also in this picture.

• 1:03:29Andrew Santino?

  We remember Emma.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  Emma, yeah.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  She was on the show. She sat on camera, right?

• 1:03:33Speaker 08

  So they, they both were coming to LA at the same time, so.

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  Wonderful.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How do you like LA, Richie, generally?

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's not, I don't give a fuck.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  No, where do you live? Echo Park?

• 1:03:48Speaker 03

  No, I'm in Burbank. I'm very close by.

• 1:03:50Speaker 08

  He doesn't have a car.

• 1:03:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  You walk here, Rich?

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  I'm walking all around, yeah.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  You walk here?

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  Well, I got a ride from Carlos, but.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  Pick him up, that's very nice.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  That's very nice.

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  What are your cross streets? We're gonna cut it out.

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  What am I, what?

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  What are your cross streets?

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  My, what is that?

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  Intersect, like the big boulevard.

• 1:04:06Speaker 03

  I'm riding downtown Burbank.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  Downtown Burbank, by AMC.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  You don't know the address?

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  No, I mean, I know my home address.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Andrea Ginz here. I don't know why she's here.

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  Dude, honestly, you didn't know what a cross street is? Your major intersection?

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  I don't have a car.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  When did you get here?

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Go off.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  What's up? Sit down. Come sit down, you fucking idiot. Come sit down.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have her stay there.

• 1:04:38Andrew Santino?

  Ginzers. What are you doing with your fucking shades on?

• 1:04:41Speaker 05

  It's sunny out.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:43Speaker 05

  Hi.

• 1:04:44Andrew Santino?

  She's like a sneaky Chinese lady. She is a Chinese assassin.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:48Speaker 08

  We're inside. There's no sun here.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take the glasses off.

• 1:04:51Speaker 05

  You want me to take it off?

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no. I like, I like that they're on, yeah.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:04:57Andrew Santino?

  Tim rerun.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Tim rerun.

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  Hemo reruns.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you're, you have workout gear?

• 1:05:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're going for a walk.

• 1:05:06Speaker 03

  You?

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me!

• 1:05:10Speaker 04

  You never go on a walk.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  I've been on walk.

• 1:05:12Speaker 04

  What are you talking about?

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about? I go hiking all the time by myself.

• 1:05:16Speaker 04

  No you don't! You just go to the entrance and then you go back home.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  No I don't!

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  The last time I did it, I went all the way around.

• 1:05:23Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  Are you guys going for a hike?

• 1:05:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're going.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  Around the reservoir, I don't know what it is.

• 1:05:27Andrew Santino?

  Are you really?

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:28Andrew Santino?

  Around.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  That's why I'm wearing these.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, your workout shoes?

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, these are my workout shoes.

• 1:05:34Andrew Santino?

  Those are the shoes you wear every day?

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, but the pants!

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:05:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, the pants?

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  That's why I'm doing this.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  What, you're gonna go around Silver Lake?

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  No, the, um, Hollywood reservoir.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Andrew Santino?

  Right on.

• 1:05:43Speaker 05

  And he said, "Pick me up."

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Is it uphill?

• 1:05:45Speaker 05

  No, it's all.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  No, it's all flat.

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  It's all flat.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a fact, I can do it, I can do it!

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he can.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  Of all, of all reservoirs.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Any incline, no way! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  There's no incline.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  There's no incline. But can I just say this? I haven't, I woke up, I went straight here, I haven't had anything in my body.

• 1:06:00Andrew Santino?

  No, no, you've never, I've never heard this before.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  I need food.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's mad today.

• 1:06:05Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Because, because there's a guy on the show, Richie, you know Richie? Richie, pop your little stupid head in. Hey, what's happening? Oh god. So we did, so we did submissions for girls to take him out on a di- or him to take them out on a date, and he got some babes on there and Bobby's a little jealous.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't jealous!

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  A little. A what?

• 1:06:21Speaker 05

  They're really hot.

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Well, this girl was very attractive and she loves him and Bobby was a little upset about it.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't mad.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  He was upset.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't!

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  He was a little upset.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 1:06:32Speaker 05

  Do you want her?

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just like, I couldn't believe it. That's all, it was just the absurdity of it.

• 1:06:37Andrew Santino?

  He was mad.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Richie has no car.

• 1:06:40Andrew Santino?

  But do you find?

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  He has no money.

• 1:06:42Andrew Santino?

  Do you find Richie attractive? Is he attractive?

• 1:06:45Speaker 05

  There's like a cuteness.

• 1:06:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like a boyish thing.

• 1:06:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:48Andrew Santino?

  Not like a man though.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  But you would never.

• 1:06:50Speaker 05

  I would, like.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  No, you wouldn't.

• 1:06:52Speaker 05

  Like, I would take care of him.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  You date Hollywood directors!

• 1:06:58Speaker 05

  No!

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I'm not, no, because I'm tired of her Chinese attitude, dude.

• 1:07:02Andrew Santino?

  But I will say.

• 1:07:02Speaker 05

  I would!

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't with Richie, there's no way.

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  I would!

• 1:07:05Andrew Santino?

  Richie, do not believe this communist liar.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's a liar.

• 1:07:09Andrew Santino?

  She means none of this.

• 1:07:10Speaker 05

  There's a cute, there's a cuteness.

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  This is how they get you.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's how they get you.

• 1:07:14Andrew Santino?

  You'll be working in a factory.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  Your bank account is gone.

• 1:07:16Andrew Santino?

  It's gone.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  That's a cuteness, right? Two days later, I have nothing in... Yeah, she did it.

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  Goodbye.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  He disappeared.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  And you get no action from it.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't fuck.

• 1:07:28Speaker 05

  I mean, don't you think so? I like his legs.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  But you would never go out with him?

• 1:07:31Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  See, she... Filipinos are fucking honest.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they are.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  That's what I love about Filipinos.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  We do like Filipinos.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  No, not at all. Disgusting.

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  Come over here and show your legs. She likes his legs. This doesn't make sense.

• 1:07:41Speaker 05

  His legs are thick.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  See, I don't understand this. What is that?

• 1:07:45Speaker 05

  Oh, thick legs.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh.

• 1:07:47Andrew Santino?

  You get the fuck out of here.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Look at his upper body. Look at his upper body. It's a creep show. It's a walking creep show.

• 1:07:53Speaker 05

  He's cute.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Andrea, don't lie.

• 1:07:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why are you doing that?

• 1:07:56Speaker 05

  I'm not lying.

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, stop it.

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  And then the la... Can I just say this?

• 1:07:59Andrew Santino?

  It's pissing me off.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  That her last boyfriend? K-pop star.

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:03Speaker 05

  Whoa!

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  He was not a star.

• 1:08:06Speaker 05

  No, he was like a rapper.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Or whatever.

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  Indonesian rapper.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  Indonesian.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  He rapped 30,000 people at his show.

• 1:08:13Speaker 05

  Do you know Rich Bryan?

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  No. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, nobody knows.

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't know who the fuck that is.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look up Rich Bryan right now.

• 1:08:19Speaker 05

  He's cute?

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know this guy.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:22Andrew Santino?

  I do know this guy.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, you know.

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  He looks cool.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna go from that to Richie.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  You're not going from that to Richie?

• 1:08:30Speaker 05

  I think Richie's hot.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Look at him. Richie will never be on a red carpet.

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  That's a good point.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Let's just like, love on the spectrum.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  Rich, Rich, though, I want to see you take that girl out on a date and enjoy it. Bad friends will take... Yeah, bad friends will give you a... We'll give you a budget. We'll give them a budget. But here's the deal.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:52Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, Car... No, not Carlos. McCone has to be your chauffeur for the night. He's your Uber driver, so he can... And McCone, set up a GoPro in the car so we can capture the interaction.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm driving.

• 1:09:05Andrew Santino?

  No, dude.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm driving!

• 1:09:06Andrew Santino?

  No, you'll sabotage us.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm not gonna sabotage her. They want them to be safe.

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  You're gonna steal leather.

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not... What? I... That's crazy.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  She gets out of the car.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  I gotta be the driver.

• 1:09:17Andrew Santino?

  She's like, what's up with that Chinese guy driving us?

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:20Speaker 03

  You want her.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What?

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  But you want her.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't want nobody, dude. First of all, you act as if that's owning human being. I don't want any.

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I get it.

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  I know, I see.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're free people.

• 1:09:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I get how you are, dude.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  They're free people, dude.

• 1:09:30Andrew Santino?

  You think you own women?

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they-

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  You're a pig, dude.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  You're a pig, dude.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  You're a pig person.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  No, it's a mutual.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  So, women are below you, is that what you're saying?

• 1:09:37Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 1:09:38Andrew Santino?

  Interesting. That's what Carlos heard.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:40Andrew Santino?

  Let me say this.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Richie, go get me another Red Bull.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Richie, go get me another Red Bull, dude.

• 1:09:46Andrew Santino?

  I have an idea while he gets that.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  I drive, I rent a Suburban, okay? And it's you and him and her together. It's a try date. And I'm the chauffeur for the night.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  That's fun.

• 1:09:56Andrew Santino?

  I take you guys out, and it's a competition to see which one of you... It's not for me, babe.

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  It's for your enemy.

• 1:10:06Andrew Santino?

  I see, we, it's a, it's a three-way, and I'm like the moderator, and we see which of you guys lands the girl at the end of the night. That, to me, is more fun.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  It just depends on how old she is, because she's not over 30, I can't do it.

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so look, maybe we'll set up a three-way date. She might be down. Ask her if she's interested in that, Carlos. And it'll be like a, it'll be a dating show. That will be love on the spectrum. We'll see you guys.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Or it could be, you know, here's what it could be, okay? It's me teaching Richie.

• 1:10:33Andrew Santino?

  Coaching.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Like a coach.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, love coach.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  I'd be like a love coach.

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, love coach.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  That'd be good. You know what I mean? I'm gonna wear some threads.

• 1:10:40Andrew Santino?

  I know how you're gonna dress.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna suit it up, I think.

• 1:10:42Andrew Santino?

  Are you gonna dress nice, Richard?

• 1:10:44Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I got it.

• 1:10:45Andrew Santino?

  What's nice, what's nice for you? Like, do you got, what do you do? You do the collared shirt?

• 1:10:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do like a collared shirt.

• 1:10:51Andrew Santino?

  Little button-down?

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  A little nice pants, something.

• 1:10:52Andrew Santino?

  Slacks? Are we going jeans?

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get a new suit.

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna get, he's gonna go get an Italian handmade suit.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get a new suit.

• 1:10:59Andrew Santino?

  You know he's gonna fuck you over. He's gonna outshine you the whole day.

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  Bobby's wearing and then just one-up.

• 1:11:04Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna, you're gonna one-up Bobby.

• 1:11:05Speaker 03

  I'm gonna try it.

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is gonna be fun.

• 1:11:08Andrew Santino?

  You got a lot of nerve, bud.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited for this date.

• 1:11:11Speaker 03

  Unless you want to train me. We could be like Anakin and Obi-Wan, but not with the fighting at the end?

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  No, no, the fighting at the end.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a fighting at the end, yeah.

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  Let's get you a Prada suit.

• 1:11:19Speaker 08

  Mr. Miyagi.

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a karate kid.

• 1:11:20Andrew Santino?

  Let's get you a Prada suit, Bobby, a $4,000 Prada suit.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  Date, let's get him a suit, let's get him a real nice suit.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:11:28Andrew Santino?

  And then Richie will go take you to Men's Wearhouse, you pick out anything you want.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  So Andrea, go back to her, right?

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  She's moving up in the world. She's now, she opened for Bill Burr.

• 1:11:39Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Right? Ronnie Cheng.

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  Right? Whitney Cummings now.

• 1:11:44Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  And John Mulaney.

• 1:11:45Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you're on the rise, and she flaked on a gig with me. So am I a tier below them?

• 1:11:51Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Now be honest. Let's, this Bad for, you haven't been on Bad for, this podcast is all about honesty and being real and authentic.

• 1:12:00Speaker 05

  That was a mistake, and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have flaked on that.

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  She tried to give me shit. She was like, who you taking on those new dates? And I said, Devontre Coleman. She goes, oh, I guess anti-woman. That's what she said.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's how you get your gigs. Yeah.

• 1:12:12Andrew Santino?

  No, I said anti-Chinese. I did say anti-Chinese. It's nothing to do with female.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something. If Devontre.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Right? Two days before a gig says, I can't go.

• 1:12:20Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  What would you do?

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  I gotta get another black guy.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:25Andrew Santino?

  I gotta get another black guy.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:12:26Andrew Santino?

  My show is for young black men.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, yeah, I know it is.

• 1:12:29Andrew Santino?

  So that's.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  Mine too.

• 1:12:30Andrew Santino?

  That's what I got, that's what I put out there.

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  There's no black people in the audience, but.

• 1:12:33Andrew Santino?

  Also, when she.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I get two or three.

• 1:12:34Andrew Santino?

  She was like, how come you wouldn't take me on any of those dates? You get so much work.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you ask?

• 1:12:39Andrew Santino?

  I, she did.

• 1:12:40Speaker 05

  Well.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  That's sneaky Chinese shit. I opened for me, and then you asked my partner?

• 1:12:46Andrew Santino?

  She did.

• 1:12:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, I want to open, I want to open for everyone.

• 1:12:50Andrew Santino?

  She wants to open for every single headliner. And I was like, no, you already get so much work. You opened for Burr and then Mulaney. No, no, you get, we have to spread it around.

• 1:12:59Speaker 05

  I'm greedy Chinese.

• 1:13:00Andrew Santino?

  She's greedy Chinese.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's the greedy kind.

• 1:13:02Andrew Santino?

  Which is what I respect them.

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  But you know what she's not?

• 1:13:04Andrew Santino?

  At least they know they're greedy.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  She's not the cutting the line kind.

• 1:13:08Andrew Santino?

  Now, she'll wait.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  I've waited in lines with you before.

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  She'll wait.

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:10Andrew Santino?

  That's why we love you. You're gonna wait. But I will say, man, the Chinese are good.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  They're so sneaky.

• 1:13:15Andrew Santino?

  They're so good at what they do.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 1:13:17Andrew Santino?

  No, but you're getting so much work. You don't need it. You're cruisin'.

• 1:13:20Speaker 05

  Bobby, I'm sorry. That was a mistake.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something, okay?

• 1:13:24Speaker 05

  But can I say something?

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  I think you're one of the fastest, funniest rising comics in LA.

• 1:13:29Andrew Santino?

  She's doing great.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you're so funny and original and all that stuff, right?

• 1:13:33Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  I just don't like your sneaky chopstick moves.

• 1:13:35Speaker 05

  I'm not doing.

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's so sneaky and chopsy.

• 1:13:39Speaker 05

  What am I doing that sneaky chopstick?

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you just do.

• 1:13:43Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Coming to the stage.

• 1:13:47Speaker 05

  Wait, that was a miscommunication with the date.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  It's not. I know what it was. So you bailed on a date?

• 1:13:53Speaker 05

  And I, I thought it was one day only.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  No, that's insane. Okay, so, all right, you wanna get back into it? Let's do it. All right?

• 1:14:00Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  The year before, right? If I'm, if I'm doing Stand Up Live. Yeah. In Phoenix. Yeah. One of the best rooms in America. Sure. Right? She did it a year before. It was four shows. Yeah. I asked her to do it again. She thought it... Stop.

• 1:14:15Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Stop.

• 1:14:17Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay? A Korean's talking.

• 1:14:20Speaker 05

  Okay, but can I say something?

• 1:14:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude. Wow, you're about to start another war. A Korean's talking.

• 1:14:27Speaker 05

  I mean, I respect you because of your age, not because of Korea.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh! Oh! This is racist shit. That's racist shit. I love it, dude. Our movies are elite. Our K-pop is unfathomable. Unfathomable. Okay? Okay?

• 1:14:43Speaker 05

  We have...

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna say that.

• 1:14:44Speaker 05

  We have stuff.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  Samsung. Bring up the terrorists. Bring up the terrorists.

• 1:14:47Speaker 05

  Terrorists, terrorists, and also crouching tiger, hidden dragon.

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you that.

• 1:14:53Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, Ginzers, I'm happy that you're here. You guys go take the boy on a walk. All right, anyway, go thank you for being a bad friend in there, both of you.

• 1:15:02Speaker 05

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

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