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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  Hey, I'm on tour.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  He's on tour.

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm on tour. I'm doing some dates. I'm gonna be at Tempe, I'm gonna be in Brea, I'm doing a bunch of casino runs in Southern California, I'm doing the Borgona in Atlantic City, I'm going all over the place. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino.

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Santino.com.

• 1:06Andrew Santino?

  Say Andrew Santino.

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  Andrew Santino.com to take the tickets.

• 1:09Andrew Santino?

  Go to the tickets. San Francisco, I'm coming to you too, I'm going all over. Andrew Santino.com.

• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  So I gave you $100 to go to WeeSpot. Why? Because you're sleeping in the studio, because your apartment, there's some sort of disaster

• 1:32Andrew Santino?

  There's lead in the walls.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How do you even know that, dude? What are you, Superman?

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  I didn't. Can you see through the walls at home?

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Wait, can Superman see through lead or he can't?

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  He had x-ray vision.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  He can't see through lead, I don't think, though.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? He can see that there's lead in the walls.

• 1:45Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:47Andrew Santino?

  Superman cannot see through lead.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. I just told you that.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  How can he not see through lead?

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, out of all the things, lead, I can see through lead.

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  The guy is faster than a fucking train.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  He can jump over a building that's 50 stories high.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  He can't see through lead.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 2:03Andrew Santino?

  Give me a break.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  He can see through copper.

• 2:05Andrew Santino?

  But lead is known for its density and ability to block x-rays. That's why lead aprons are used in medical settings to prevent patients and Superman from coming in and taking over a small business.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  And Lex Luthor, probably his fortress or whatever, his little compound, full of lead, probably. Yeah, anyway, um, I gave you a hundred dollars. I don't know why we got all the lead at your apartment. And what I'm gonna say is, then I said to go sleep at We Spa, which is a Korean spa in Korean ta- Koreatown, open 24/7. It's a nice spa. There's a restaurant, there's a bunch of facilities, dry sauna, workout.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  If you're over 5'8", it's hard to sleep in those beds.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm just telling you.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  Because they're short, they're for little Asians.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  They're not made for full-size adults.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  That was the big issue.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  But you also had an issue with the cleanliness of it, or no, or no, it's a very clean place.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  I don't know, it was just a thing about, like, because you are naked, being naked with a bunch of strangers in like a soup, like, hot tub is just very, it's odd.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Soup?

• 3:03Speaker 03

  That's what it felt like.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Like, I never, I never, I never went to Candor's, can I get the We Spa soup?

• 3:08Speaker 03

  That's what it felt like I was a boy.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Like, what are you talking about?

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  You would have.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  It's water!

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  You would have never lasted a day in ancient Rome. We used to do that all the time, remember back in ancient Rome?

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  You and I, dude?

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  Phew! Love the spa.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  And we mixed it with other species.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, there were.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  There were monkeys running around?

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  There, dude, yeah, yeah.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  Hey, honestly, this is my problem with this, though. He says he goes, he can't, the bed's too small, blah, blah, blah. And I said, I already offered you to sleep at the house multiple times.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Your house?

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Turn it down.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he showers at my house, he showered there a few times already, and I said, you're more than welcome, dude, but he, I think he likes the sadness of sleeping at the studio.

• 3:47Speaker 03

  I don't want to inconvenience anyone. I like being able to come and go at my own.

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's, that's really what it is.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  I don't wanna.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  Because you know you're allowed to at my house.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  I know.

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  He just doesn't, he feels like he doesn't want to.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  I don't want to intrude.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  It was, it reminds me of this, when I was struggling, for a very long time in this business, I knew, I had frie- you know, you, you know headliners that are millionaires.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? But like, you can't pay rent, right? So it's like, should I call so-and-so? And I was always, so I'd only call my parents.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, because you're afraid of inconvenience.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it is.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:18Andrew Santino?

  But also, you're like, they don't want me in the house, I'm, I'm just a pig.

• 4:22Speaker 03

  And it's fine here, I like the couch.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  And then Mencio would like, "Bro, fuck again, dude?" Like every three days. He's five hundred bucks, bro, but what the fuck, bro?

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're just struggling.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was struggling.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  He's making five hundred dollars a minute.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Paulie never. Dude, you just, it's a part of your story, dude. Not eating, dude, it's a part of your story, brah.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  He's right.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, and I'm like, okay, I won't eat.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  One time I hit, I heard a story from Sandy Dantos, did I tell you this story on here?

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  That Paulie, one time, they went out for lunch, they went out for Subway when they were on the road together.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  I have some stories too, yeah, go ahead.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  They went out for Subway and Paulie goes, Sandy's like, we'll just take it like an Italian footlong. And Paulie goes, smart dude, half now and eat the other half for dinner.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  Eat the other half for dinner.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  And he didn't, and then Sandy was like, kinda wanted the whole thing now, and he was like, nah, dude.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  Half now, half later.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  I used to go on the road, he would go, dude, it's your time to pay, dude.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. I'm like, where are we going? Potbelly?

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, sandwiches, bro.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  Why don't we go to CVS? We'll just get some snacks.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  But he was always gracious and I love Paulie, but another time, I already told you the Jamba Juice story, right?

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've already said that many times in this part.

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm gonna say it again though.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Young Bobby, we're at, in San Diego, and Jamba Juice had just come out.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  Big deal.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Big, dude, Jamba Juice was like a Lord of the Rings movie.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  Really? It was, people waited in line.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Waited in line for Jamba Juice, dude.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  It was unreal.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  And we were there, he's like, dude, follow me, and we went right to the front.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  So big. That's a big deal. Jumped the line at the juice?

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  But he was also, there was no internet back then, he was also a very big star.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you could just do that, I think. I would never do it. I would wait in line.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  He's still so famous.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  They're from San Luis Obispo. They're from the slow, baby. But what happened? You jumped the line?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  We jumped the line, and I was so, I was blushing.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm like, dude, this is like moral, like ethically wrong.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, to cut all these people off.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  No one complained and we just got it, so maybe, I don't know.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  No, they made a drink called the Weasel for a while.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  It prompted them up.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:25Andrew Santino?

  The Jamba Juice line. Uh, you know what I went to go see the other night?

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  I texted you.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, I told you.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Christ superstar.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm showing up at the Hollywood Bowl.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  At Hollywood Bowl.

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Did you really go?

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  No, what? No, Jesus is my heart, I don't need to go to the Hollywood Bowl.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  What'd you see?

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  I went to go see Naked Gun.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Was it? Let me get, go ahead.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm sure it's great.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  It's fun. It's fun.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's so funny because as a comic, that must be hard because it's all jokes.

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, what bums you out is you're like, why wouldn't they cast a fucking comedian instead of Liam Neeson? Because Liam Neeson's playing Taken the whole time.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  Which is okay, but like Leslie Nielsen was so fucking unbelievably funny.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  He was also an actor who...

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  I know, but Leslie was a, had comedic, his comedic timing was unmatched.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  So let's cast it now. Who would you do as a comedian?

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  I just talked about this. I said it would, Steve Martin would have fucking hit an absolute homerun.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  A literal homerun at that.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  He also has the white hair. He's got that, it'd been a great, beautiful character comparison because Steve plays the straight guy so well for so many years.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  And the thing about that character is Leslie played an unbelievably dense, straight guy. Like a dumb, straight guy, but he sold you on all of it.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  Because it was quick and he threw it away and it was so... You would, I remember watching the original Naked Gun and re-watching to catch jokes because I didn't, I don't think I missed one joke in this, and I'm not saying it was bad. It was just like it, the, it, the, you know, you just have an affinity for that old thing. It just felt so different when I saw it for the first time back then.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  The best was Airplane.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  Same thing.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Same thing.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Same, same rhythm.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  I hope they never remake that movie.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they're definitely, they're doing it now, I'm sure.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  But Pam Anderson was fucking great, but the Tomato Meter 91.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  No, it's really good. It's doing well. I don't know financially how it did in the theaters this weekend. Because I don't know how many people are buying tickets, but it's important we do as comedians. We need to support comedies in theaters.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  They'll do another one.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  I...

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  I think they'll do another one.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  If this hits 60 million, they will.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they will.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  It might. I think it will.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Worldwide, yeah.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  We need that, dude. We need more comedy.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Because Mexicans love it, too.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey, bro.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Hey, bro.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  Naked gun, dog.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That OJ joke was good, bro.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  By the way, the OJ joke was good.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  The OJ joke was good. And, and, and, but they gave away some of their good jokes. I will say they gave away a few too many of their, of my, of good hitters.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  In the previews, which is fine.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  But then I saw a couple of previews for movies that I do want to see.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  The, I, let me guess.

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  Huh.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  The Paul Thomas Anderson one.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it looks so good.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  The Arnofsky one.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it looks good.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Looks good.

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it looks good. I'm gonna see it, no matter what.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Based on those posters, let's see what I wanna see here.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Tron?

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Nahhh, but you know what, Av- but Avatar Fire and Wind, or whatever it's called? What's it called?

• 9:15Speaker 04

  Uh, Fire and Ash.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Ash.

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  Fire and Wind.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Avatar, Fire and Wind. I think it said Fire, but, okay.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  I thought you said Far.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at that wind over there, it's so far.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  How far is that wind?

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pretty far. But we can get on a blue horse and get there. I don't know what they are. What are those things?

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, I wanna see their, they've remade Running Man, which I absolutely want.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  That looks great.

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  It looks so good.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  But when James Canberra showed Fire and Ash to his wife, apparently she cried.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  She said it was a masterpiece.

• 9:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay. And then there's my movies coming out. I didn't see a preview for it yet.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  Now you see me, now you don't.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  There you go. You're in that. Looks good, though.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it looks good.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exciting. Better than Borderlands.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  Much.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  But the point is.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  The point I'm trying to make.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  What is the point?

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  This is an open window for us to start trying to make comedies again.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  We're try- we gotta try.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  We gotta try.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  We really do.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  A Bad Friends movie.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  And what is the movie?

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, can I just say something? I have a new idea.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You know that whites-only town that they made in the Ozark?

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  No, listen.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  I tried to move there.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  I know. So the movie's about you having a whites-only Ozark town.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  No, just listen.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  But I, right, opened an all-Korean Ozark town next to you.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  Right next to you.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Right on the border. Right? And for some reason, it's like a Brokeback Man, we fall in love.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  Why is it, again?

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  It always goes to us.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  I have to fall in love with you.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically, you know what I mean, we, we have a meeting, right? I go, this is the boundary, right?

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  But one day, you're like, doing something in the fields, I'm on the fields, and we lock eyes. And we go to the boundary, and we just start talking. And then we don't know what to do.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  But there's an invisible fence, we can't go through.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like, okay.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like, now, like, now you see me.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, you wanna put magical elements?

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah!

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Alright!

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be magic. Wait, honestly?

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  That is a good start of like that whites only town. What is it called?

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  What's the name of that stupid town? It's only whites only.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  And it's in, uh, it's in.

• 11:26Speaker 05

  Arkansas. They're called Return to the Land.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  They're called, the crew is called the Return to the Land.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Something happened for them to drive them out there.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  You mean they did something?

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  No, they had an interaction somewhere in their life.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Something happened, you know what I mean? Where, you know, they were like, ah, fuck this.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, here you go. Let's see. Inside the whites only town in Arkansas, you don't.

• 11:50Speaker 06

  Jews, no gays.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  No blacks, no Jews, no gays, no problem.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Push pause. But it says no, it doesn't say no Asians.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  No, they said gays.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  Start it over. Let me hear it again.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:04Speaker 06

  No blacks, no Jews, no gays. High up in the Ozark Hills in the state of Arkansas, dozens of people have been working.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  Pause.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  Why is it with a British accent? No blacks, no Jews, no gays. Why is it? It's something about it. Okay, go ahead. They're building a new community.

• 12:22Speaker 06

  It's called Return to the Land, and it is a town open to white people only. They are millennials and Gen Z, and this is a new update of age old prejudice.

• 12:32Speaker 05

  What we've done here is establish a place where we have.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Even the dog's white.

• 12:40Speaker 05

  That is just for the sake of.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit.

• 12:42Speaker 05

  You know, our culture.

• 12:43Speaker 06

  And that, that culture effectively was saying, this is a white culture, a white place.

• 12:49Speaker 05

  White American culture.

• 12:50Speaker 06

  But what this sounds like is bringing back segregation. Is that a fair assessment?

• 12:56Speaker 05

  It's free association. So we're not trying to keep other people down. This is a small settlement in the middle of the Ozarks.

• 13:06Speaker 06

  But they are being kept out, even if.

• 13:07Speaker 05

  Of, well, I mean, you don't let everyone into your home.

• 13:12Speaker 06

  Around 40.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 13:14Speaker 06

  Hundreds more.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  That is true.

• 13:15Speaker 06

  Across the world have paid to be members. And while the men do the physical labor, the women take care of the children who live here full time.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  That's right!

• 13:23Speaker 06

  Very loving community, if you're part of the community, but if you're black, if you're Jewish, or if you're gay, you can't be part of that community.

• 13:30Speaker 00

  They can have their own communities, and they already do.

• 13:33Speaker 06

  You might be wondering how any of this is illegal.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, next to yours, you'll see.

• 13:36Speaker 06

  Return to the Land is structured as a private members association, which they believe allows them to discriminate on the basis of ethnicity, along with other factors.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, this is the movie dude.

• 13:46Speaker 06

  Yet to be told.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  This is a movie.

• 13:48Speaker 06

  Of course, and may well fail. The Arkansas Attorney General has said his office is now reviewing the matter as a result of our reporting, and that there is no room for racial discrimination in Arkansas or anywhere.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay. I, I, can I just say this? First of all, there seems to be a little bit of room for discrimination in Arkansas, they got a plot of land.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  But here's the, here's the most fucked up part about all this.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Is...

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  This is honestly already a great movie. Like, it's already a movie. You know what it is?

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  This is like white guys instead of white girls, and then we just get, they go in like, they go in full on white.

• 14:26Speaker 04

  Like Jewski?

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like go undercover as full white. Hello, I'm Cliff Stevenson.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm an accountant, but I'm retired. Have you ever seen like an albino black guy, like an, imagine an albino black guy, like he's, that's what it is.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  Uh, one of the weigh-ins plays an albino black guy that goes in there and tricks them into thinking that he's white.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Right? Like this guy, and he infiltrates, he infiltrates the white.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  I wanna be that guy!

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  You can't play him.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  You play-

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Look at his eyes!

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  He, he could be Asian.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  You play his Asian buddy.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It gotta be Cliff Stevenson, though.

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  I'm Cliff Stevenson.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I mean, this is such a wild, what were you gonna say? This is a, it's an interesting world.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  It's interesting, yeah, yeah. I wonder if you just kinda wandered in.

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  Hey, guys! If you wandered in?

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  No, wouldn't work.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  But then I wonder if they would shoot me?

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  They did say no blacks, no Jews, no Asians.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  No gays. They didn't say anything about Asians, though.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  That's what I said, yeah. I mean, why, you know?

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  That is interesting.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I'm alone.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  Maybe you are.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Make my eye, I don't know.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  You used to do smelling salts before you walked over there?

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  That is interesting, um, but you know what?

• 15:37Andrew Santino?

  I wanna visit.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  We can buy the other property around it.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  See, this is what's really cool. If you really wanna be a boss, like if you were a black, a black company,

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  you would buy all the land around it.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  That would be fucking wild.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  You really wanna put these guys out? And by the way, you buy all the land around it, except for one little strip of road that goes in and out.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  But you control the road.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  And then you do a gigantic Travis Scott concert.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? Free. Imagine on the border, just thousands of...

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  Wait, it's just every single day a new black artist is performing there?

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  Every single day?

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  That would be amazing.

• 16:16Andrew Santino?

  By the way, every musician would do it for free. They'd be like, "I'll perform there for free." That's so, that's such a funny idea.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  It's so good, yeah.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  And then, on the outside of the, of the black outside ring,

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  an Asian outside ring, then a gay ring, then a Jew ring.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and you, you form a rainbow.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  That's what they always wanted!

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, you would see a rainbow, maybe?

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  Right!

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  And their message would finally be clear, that we are actually all one.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  We're all one.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:42Andrew Santino?

  We're all just one.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  But I'm telling you right now, I bet you money, you put Michael B. Jeep...

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  Michael Jeep Jordan. Beep beep, it's Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  I have a cut, beep beep!

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  Beep beep, it's Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Jordan! But I bet you money, you, he...

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  Dude, can someone at home draw a picture of a Jeep with Michael B. Jordan's head on the front of it?

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  What, if he what?

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, if he tried to get in?

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  No, but if he just wandered, I bet you one of those girls would be like...

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  He's so hot.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  He's, he's so hot.

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  They're letting that guy in.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  They have to.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  She would sneak into the woods, "Where are you going, honey? I'm just going out to get goat milk." "There's goat milk out there," or whatever. She would. No?

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  I thought you said adult milk. I thought that was great.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, adult.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  You're going there to milk an adult?

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  Beep beep dude, look at that. Keep your shirt on. He's got the top down there.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  God, is that automatic or stick? Michael Jeep Jordan. That's, he's got a big stick shift.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Alright.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Vroom, vroom.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  I fucked up.

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  I had a slip up.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  No, it was great. We love a Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, how funny if we get to meet him one day and he's like, "What's up? It's Michael Jeep Jordan."

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, that'd be great.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  If Michael B. Jordan or Idris Elba fucking walked over there with that accent.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  They'd be like, "Okay, come on, hey, fucking..."

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  That's the, you know that's gonna be it. They're gonna be like, "Whites only, except for some people that we really admire."

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Or Tony Thornburg. That's my Asian.

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  Tony Thornburg?

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  Who is that?

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, wait, don't be, but don't...

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right, right.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  That's my crush.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, this is your crush. I forgot about it.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  That's my half Asian crush, right there, Tony Thornburg. Can Tony be a part of this?

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Tony's gotta be there, dude.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  So this is it. We send in the hottest, the hottest minorities.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Of every race, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  To infiltrate the all-white land.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  It's a great idea.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  It's great.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  To see who can break through. It's basically, there's an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  And at the end, we reveal that the whites are all aliens.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  They're all lizards.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  It's an M. Night Shy... Yeah.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  It's an M. Night Shyamalan ding dong.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Shyamalan ding dong movie.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  Featuring Michael Jeep Jordan.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think, let's come up with a different switch here. No, the whites were always minorities. They were, I don't know.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well, that's it.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  We pan out to realize the whole world is minorities and the whites are, or, yeah, the whites are actually the minority.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's it. They were the only ones...

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  There were the 40 whites left.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  Left on Earth. That's the switch, dude.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That's good.

• 19:16Andrew Santino?

  Where in America is a, this is, that is crazy, though, to think that, uh, they, so they can, they can do this because they set up a private institution, right? So then it's like a, it's like saying, "I have a club, you can't belong," and then they just say, "I'm allowed to accept people that I want and they're only," right? Like, uh, like, "I can't walk into a VFW, right? I can't, I'm not part of the club."

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  You can?

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying, I'm agreeing with you.

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  So then, that's how they're getting away with it, right? They're just saying, "You can't be..." But also, what fucking black person or gay or Jew wants to live there? They don't wanna live there.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  You don't even need to publicize it. Just be like, "We're going to the woods."

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:53Andrew Santino?

  Just go to the fucking woods.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  No one's going, "Can I go?" Like, no black guy is like, dude, I'm trying to get there.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  It is pretty out there. It's 40 people. And peaceful.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  There's so much land, all, they could go, people, if they want, if people want to move to the sticks, people can move anywhere to the sticks.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if I wanted an all Korean community, why can't I have one?

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  You have one, it's on fucking Wilshire.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  You ever gone down there?

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, it is. But I'm just saying, like, if I was like, you know what, I just want to be around a bunch of Koreans, and we live in a community, why would that be controversial?

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  You're, I know what you're saying, and you're right, by the way.

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  No, being real.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  No, you're being anti-woke, and I like it.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not being anti-woke, I'm just saying, my family, and some dude was like, hey, I don't know you, can I come?

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  I think the, I think you can, if, it's, it's as if, I think, what they're, what the...

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Ah, I see what you're saying.

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  What the attorney is saying is that you cannot keep people from coming out there just based on race, creed, or religion. But that being said, you just own a bunch of land, like, if you owned 100 acres of land,

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  You could say, I'm only letting people in there that I want in there.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's what I'm saying.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  The problem is, they were too forward with it.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  Shut your mouth.

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Just say...

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  Say, we're creating a private community, and only we can be in there. Who's we? Whoever we choose.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  Just be coy about it.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Or make up a lie, you know?

• 21:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's a...

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  We're, we had, we had some really fucked up religion. Yeah, yeah.

• 21:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, well, they, by the way, something is brewing over there.

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  There's something going on.

• 21:21Andrew Santino?

  You know they're starting something.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  Right? The, you know the, you know the crux of this, that I, it was a dead giveaway that this is like something else? It's a membership. You have to pay.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  So, obviously, something is brewing, right?

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  I've got the movie, actually.

• 21:33Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  I have the new Switch. So, basically, it's kind of hacky, but it's, they're out there, right? And the kids, they have no idea there are blacks, or Asians, or gays in the world. They get older, right? And then they, and then it's a horror movie for them.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  So, one kid wanders out, right? I was like, what's up, dog?

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  Reverse get out.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  It's reverse get out, dude.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  Get in, get back in.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  It's get in.

• 22:05Andrew Santino?

  It's get back in, because once you leave the community, you're lost in the woods.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or some guy, you know, I run into them, they're like, "What happened to your eyes?" Right? I'm like, "What do you mean?"

• 22:14Andrew Santino?

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• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:15Andrew Santino?

  "I saw a man who was disabled, his eyes, something was wrong."

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  He was quick. Yeah, he was quick, and it's very soft skin.

• 22:24Andrew Santino?

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• 22:41Bobby Lee?

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• 22:41Andrew Santino?

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• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  And they doubled its menu, dude!

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

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• 22:58Bobby Lee?

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• 23:08Andrew Santino?

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• 23:16Bobby Lee?

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• 23:31Bobby Lee?

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• 24:03Andrew Santino?

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• 24:07Bobby Lee?

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• 24:10Bobby Lee?

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• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Talkspace, you know, um.

• 25:07Andrew Santino?

  We went down in volume. Did you notice that? You know why? Cause we're talking to the fans right now. We're talking to the fans who need to talk.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude. And let me say something, okay? If you have trauma.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  You, I know you do.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you too.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  You have bad stuff, right? You need to do EMDR. You need someone to talk to, you know what I mean? You know, and, and Talkspace is there for you. It'll save your life.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime and anywhere. We've always been a big proponent about talking about your problems to other people. We tell a lot of our problems to you guys at home. You need to talk to someone as well. Get therapy and medication all in one place. Cause unlike other telehealth companies, uh, psychiatry is available through Talkspace. So you can get the medication you need to supplement your talk.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  And is it, is it convenient, Andrew?

• 25:53Andrew Santino?

  It is remarkably convenient. You can do this literally from the comfort of your own home. Do it from your car, uh, do it from your rooftop, do it from your friend's house. It doesn't matter where you are. You can do it from anywhere.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  And it's also backed by science?

• 26:05Andrew Santino?

  It's completely backed by science. Talkspace partners with major research institutions to validate their treatment methods, making sure you receive the best care possible from absolutely anywhere. Bobby's been using it for quite a long time.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  And I'm proud of you because you're making. So much progress, both physically and mentally.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you something, I use it and I love it.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  You do really love it and you're getting somewhere with it, which I think is wonderful, man. Everyone should try it. As a listener of this podcast, you're going to get $80 off your first month with Talkspace. When you go to talkspace.com/badfriends, enter the promo code SPACE80.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  That's SPACE80, S.P.A.C.E. eight zero to match with a licensed therapist today. Go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code SPACE80. Yeah, that's interesting though. Yeah.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  Fascinating.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  It's a fascinating.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  Fascinating thing to move down to the Ozarks and do that.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  But if you'd never seen a minority, if I was, if you're white, right? Yeah. If you're a white, McCone's the whitest.

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm not according to the.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  So McCone, let's say you grew up, you don't know anything about Asians, blacks, gays, or anything. And then you finally run into one, what do you think your reaction would be? Fear?

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  Curiosity.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. I think a lot of people are that. What do you mean?

• 27:13Speaker 03

  Andres isn't it?

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Andres saw a black person for the first time as like a teenager and he like screamed and pointed.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, of course.

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  Spain.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Spain, yeah. But so you would be curious.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  Andres?

• 27:23Speaker 03

  European versus American thing.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  But you have never heard of him. You, it, it, no one ever talked to you about it?

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  If you remove the context of life that you've lived around other races and people, you've never seen it before or known it before. It's like, uh, it's like, um, if I go to rural China today, there's no way they've seen a fucking ginge.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  They're all going to be like, huh? They're going to be shocked.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't about that.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent. Hundred percent. When have they seen?

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I, maybe I.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  I think though, even if it's not, even if you like see like, and this might be a weird comparison, but if I were to see like an animal, I don't know. My first thing, I have to, I'm gonna like, if I see like, I don't, I've never seen a shrew before, like I see a shrew, I'm like, oh, I want to go pet it.

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  What race of people are you comparing?

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What is true?

• 28:14Speaker 03

  This is a, so.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Are you saying Middle Eastern, Peter? What are you saying, dude?

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  What are you saying, dude?

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:19Speaker 03

  Specific.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. If I see a panda.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  I, I think.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:24Speaker 03

  I think animal creature, living creatures.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  He said.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, you wouldn't think if you saw like a Asian person that that was a humanoid?

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  There's another humanoid that looks slightly different than me, but not this guy. There's another animal.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  I would imagine if you never saw anybody that didn't look like you, truly, genuinely, right? For the first time.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  Your instinct is threat, for sure, as a human species. I bet you it is. In fact, it for certain is, because I bet you.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Shaquille, Shaquille O'Neal, yes. If I'm around, no, just listen. If I'm around little Asians my whole life, and one day I'm just like, you know, me walking through the forest, minding my own business.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Khazirah, Khazirah.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he's so big.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  He's so big.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  I would probably go, oh my God, like, look at that, that's me. That's, that's even.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  Is that Mr. Worldwide?

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who's, K- Kevin Hart, Shaquille O'Neal, give me that photo.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  It's insane. Look, that's, that's Gabby Douglas in him.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Imagine, yeah, so imagine that's, I'm Gabby Douglas, that's Shaquille. I would be kinda scared, I think.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  Threat, yeah, because you think.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  It's not the color of his skin, it's the size.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's the size.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yao Ming, same thing.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  No, there's Yao with, with Shaq.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yao's bigger.

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  No, but if you saw Yao and he looked like you, would you think it's an inflated version of you? You just think somebody pumped him up all the way. No.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Wait, let me think.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  If you saw, the point I'm making is.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  I would think it's, you know, you know what I mean? Like somebody's on the shoulder.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  There's two kids in there?

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  But the first time any race ever saw another different race from their people, I'm sure they were freaked out and thought it was a threat, for sure.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  But you know what, white people always, white people always, people go, oh, beautiful, white. Like in Africa and stuff, they follow them around. It's an angel, right? But with me, it's like, probably not.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  You like, you're like an angel whose wings have been clipped.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like that island, you know that island where that Christian died?

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  Where they went to go try to, yeah.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  So there's one dude, I think it was Asian even.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  This, this is a great point that we're bringing up, by the way.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the Sydney Sweeney? The jeans?

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  The jeans?

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  I didn't get, I didn't get it.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't get it either, but.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  People are mad.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  Because she's saying, you know, the, the play on words that she has great genes in her gene pool.

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  It's the, it's not even her saying it, right? It's the ad company.

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, she says it. But I mean, she's just reading copy.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Reading the copy.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we read copy all the time.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  Wait, but, but what is it? See, McConaughey knows, he's young, he gets, he's-

• 31:02Speaker 03

  It's like a, it's like a eugenics thing? Exactly.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  I have blue eyes. She says that, right?

• 31:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  Eugenics is the, is the idea, and look up the definition, but isn't eugenics the idea that you are, you filter out to make a perfect race? You filter out other kinds of, the study of how to arrange reproduction with human population to increase the occurrence of hair, uh, heritable characteristics regarded as, regarded as desirable. Right, but that's not what she's saying. She's not saying only fuck people that are gonna give a perfect-

• 31:30Speaker 03

  Of course. No, they're playing with the homonym and people took it.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  What does homonym mean?

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  Homonym is because of her jeans jeans, because it's the, it's the same word, different meaning. But what I'm saying is correct, is that eugenics is a completely different ideology than what's being presented, but I don't even know how the misstep happened. It doesn't even make sense to me. How are these two things intertwined? Cause she's beautiful and blonde hair, blue eyes, so they're going Nazi shit?

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, the same.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  Uh, dude, come on, that's not-

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Is it tied to, like, cause you know, Trump says a lot, you know, in jeans, I like, you have great jeans, or, you know, I mean, you have great jeans. Not the pants, but like-

• 32:01Speaker 03

  He does talk-

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  He talks a lot about jeans.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so they're putting this, they're, they're-

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, I don't know, maybe there was a connection there.

• 32:07Andrew Santino?

  They're foisting Trump on fucking Sydney Sweeney. Let me say this, about this.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  First of all, uh, her mom and dad did make a fucking hot kit, okay?

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Bingo.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so she does have pretty good fucking jeans.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  She has good jeans.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Good jeans!

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  Our parents?

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  Not fucking good jeans!

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Not good jeans!

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  I came out fucking orange.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  He came out that!

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  That's what?

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  Well-

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. Yeah. I mean, if we were doing that, our jeans, what would the jeans look like?

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  Ripped. To pre-worn.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  One, just one-

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  Distressed.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Just one little side, you know what I mean? Would be there, left.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  You'd be little jean shorts frayed at the bottom.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  I'd be distressed, mo- uh, uh, I'd be distressed-

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  The lowest quality denim, dude. The lowest quality.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Dude, the fucking da- uh, downtown, downtown off the factory.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, those, yeah. Anyway.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  The one where when you, when you wear them new with shoes, it dyes the shoes blue?

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  That's the jeans that we are. Look, I don't under- I don't understand it. I think it's such a fucking weird thing.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  She's fine.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  She's gonna be fine.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  She'll be fine.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  I just think it's weird that they've kinda like, put it on her as if she said something controversial.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  She's fine.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  She's reading bad copy. Yeah.

• 33:16Speaker 03

  Media literacy is dead.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  Media literacy is dead. Also, she has great fucking, yeah, her genealogy is great. She's very good looking. Which she's, she's symmetrical.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  She has better genes than me.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Same.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  No, not literal genes, though. You have phenomenal denim.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  No, no, my denim is better.

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  You have some of the best denim in the world.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they're comparing her to Trump.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. That's what I think the, the connection there.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  Right, right, right, right, right, right.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  He says it a lot, but he also says a lot of things in repeat, like billions and billions and billions, he says a lot. In two weeks, he says a lot. You know what I mean? Like if they go, where's the health cut in two weeks? Which is a small, it's so small.

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  Such a good amount of time.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  Cause one is too quick.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's so smart in a weird way.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Cause one, one week means next week, but if you go two weeks.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people forget in two weeks.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. And if I say, how long you, how long were you over there? You go two weeks? Even if it was like a week and a half?

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  Two weeks is like, wow, you're there for a long time.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's enough of an amount of time where it's not threatening, but it also gives you weight to go, what? That was two weeks ago.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  Is it three weeks better?

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  Three weeks is scary.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's almost a month.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  In three weeks.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  It's almost a month.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 34:16Andrew Santino?

  That's too much.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Is it too much?

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  A month is a long time.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  A one twelfth of a year.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Two weeks then.

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  Think about it though. Two weeks.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  He's, dude, he's organized speech in a way where he knows exactly how to, how to entice you and then make you forget. He should have been in Now You See Me, Now You Don't.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  He's so good.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  He's so good at that.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  It never happened.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  It's really good.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or when the heat's on, he just comes up with other things that people focus on. He's so good at that.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  Could have been in Fantastic Four then. He's really good at all of them.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 34:45Andrew Santino?

  He's good, dude.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's like Shin Limb but white.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There. Right? And people go, whoa. Yeah.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  And then he's gone.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  He's gone.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  But you hear him walking.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  I do hear him walking.

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you hear him creaking through the hall.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  And I hear his veins in his ankles, like squishing.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  I can already hear the young.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  What are those things that he has there?

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  Gout?

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  He's got something going on with the veins in his ankles. Don't like it. Look at that. It's all spilling over his shoe.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at that.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  With bruised hands.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something. I mean, dude, it's just like, you have so much money, just leave. Why? Well, just retire.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  Retire?

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Just get out.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but he's got to, he's gonna finish being president for sure.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  Zoom into his ankles.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it Venus? He has some sort of thing called Venus. Something, something. What's the disease he has?

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Varicose veins?

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  No, look, it's a real.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  Chronic Venus insufficiency. How serious is Trump's condition?

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  So what, his legs get all fucked up?

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like, blood pools in a certain section of his body.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  You gotta exercise, baby.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  You gotta exercise.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Isn't golf exercise?

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  No, you're just walking around.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  But that's still exercise?

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  No, I disagree.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  All right, but, but, by the way, exercise, so I went hiking the other day and I, I don't, the hiking trail by my house, I think it's called Parque Sorato or something.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Parque Sorato?

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But anyway, um.

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  What's Parque Sorato?

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's what it's called. There was a sign that said that.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  Sorato means closed?

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Park closed. Did you already walk out of there?

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I did it anyway.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Careful.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  Parque Sorato. Oh, dumb. You're so dumb.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  I did it.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  You're one of my favorite people.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  So, anyway, and I don't want to be mean, and I, I, I don't know. Let me just throw it out there.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Something happened. Number one, right, this part, this hiking trail goes to the top of this mountain. Right? And what I usually do is I turn around back. So I'm just like, because I don't know what's on the other side. You ever done that before?

• 36:48Andrew Santino?

  I usually try to finish it, but I see, I map it out first.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  But when you're on the top of the mountain, you look down, you don't know where it leads.

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, then I'm not doing it.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Right, but this time I went, you know what? I'm gonna go where it leads. Mistake.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Where'd you end up?

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Miles.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  Miles?

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Miles away. I ended up in a residential area.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  But you were by yourself?

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  By myself.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that. I told you not to.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I ended like, it's, and the light was going, you know, I mean, right? But thankfully, there was a line scooter. I lined back to my car.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say, you walked on the other side of the hill and you ended up at the whites only Arkansas land.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and there was a lady, and I don't want to make fun of her, and I'm not trying to make fun of her, I just was confused by it. There was a lady in the beginning of the trail, like literally right when you start going up, and she was like on a TikTok, and she's like, yeah, and she was very heavyset.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Can I just, let me finish it and then we'll cut it out.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  God.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright, and she goes, "Hey guys, so I'm doing it, hiking, you know what I mean? Doing the exercise, right?" And in my heart, I was like, "Oh, good for you." This is great, right? So I start walking up, right? At note point, when I turned around, whoosh.

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  The medevac helicopter comes in.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  So there's two things.

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  Number one, it was for show.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, maybe she, maybe she's just taking it slow.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Or number two, she had already gone to the limit.

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  At the start? She's like, "Hey, I got there." They say half of the journey is getting to the gym.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I was concerned for her, I was like, "Oh, where is she?" It was out of concern, I wasn't trying to make fun of her, that story, what I just said.

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  There was a guy that was running on the hike the other day, who had on a full sweatsuit, it was 87 degrees.

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  That blows my mind, why do people do this?

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  I'm like, "Dude, you're gonna pass out, what?"

• 38:36Speaker 04

  Wrestlers?

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  He's not in high school, this guy was in his late 30s, he was like a man who was running on the trail, dripping in sweat, and I was like, "Such a weird game, dude." Cause you're asking for dehydration and then overheating. Dude, cause I told you this story, my buddy EP's friend, they were hiking and he had to get medevaced out, his lung collapsed. Cause he doesn't really hike often, and he was like, "I'll go hike," he smokes weed all fucking day.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  They had to medevac him out.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  His lung collapsed.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there are benches, you can just rest.

• 39:06Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell him that.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, yeah.

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  I mean, the amount of people that I used to, when I used to live by Runyon and I would go hike that every day.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  The amount of people I saw get medevaced out of there, it was at least once a month.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  They'd have to bring, cause someone would get way up on the, on the, you know, on the hard side, on the other side of the park.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:22Andrew Santino?

  And they'd be stuck and maybe panic or not be able to breathe.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, there's some steep hills there.

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, it's, and it's also-

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a nightmare.

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  When you do the Hollywood sign, it's like five miles.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't do that.

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  It's high, it's a, it's a long way to go.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Also, in terms of fashion, can I just, trailing fashion? Enough white people wearing the rice paddy hats.

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, only you can wear it.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying, they have these gigantic Saigon rice-

• 39:47Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well then, take off that baseball hat, that's ours.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  That's not us.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  That's ours.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Go to Japan.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  Baseball is born in America. Those are our hats.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  Take it off. If I can wear rice hats.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you can wear rice hats.

• 39:57Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  That's my bad dude, my bad. You can wear the rice hats.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  Which race of hats, uh, can I wear? Can I can wear a rice paddy hat?

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Can I wear?

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  But it's like, how about this? What if I wear one of those like, um, armor, you know what I mean? Like a knight's helmet?

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  That's rad.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but like, would that offend you if I wore a knight's helmet?

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  No, pretty uncomfortable.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  I know. Okay, so I can wear that? You can wear the rice paddy?

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  What's another white thing I could wear? One of those, you know, at in London, the, the big, you know, the black little puffy hat?

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  What, uh, uh, uh? Royal Guard hat?

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Royal Guard hat. I'm gonna wear one of those.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  You okay with that?

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  I think you should wear that.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:32Andrew Santino?

  Could I wear a, uh, like an Abe Lincoln top hat?

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're white.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Don't forget.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:38Andrew Santino?

  That's what, by the way, all the, our, our people in Arkansas should be wearing top hats.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  Right. Just to go, he freed the slaves.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  Also, take your clothes off. China made those.

• 40:48Andrew Santino?

  China made those?

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  Take your clothes off, China made those.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. In fact, that's what I want to do. I want to be an Asian inspector over there.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  You want, by the way, and-

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna look at every made in China thing, you know what I mean? And I'm gonna take it out of your fucking bu- uh, house.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  But you're Korean.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can lie.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  They're not gonna know the difference.

• 41:05Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  McCon, if you were like, never seen an Asian, like, with the premise before? Yeah. And I so told you I was Chinese, you wouldn't believe me? A hundred percent. Okay, thank you.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, zoom in. Korean inventions are, all the beauty products, by the way, I hear this all the time from, dude, my sister, my wife, every girl in my life goes, Korea, you gotta get me beauty shit if you go over there, because it's the best in the world.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  In the world.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  Beverages, uh, fans, you guys love those little hand fans.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Asian ginseng we created.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's hard to believe, but-

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Dried food snacks, I believe-

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  You zoom in because my eyes are blur, blur.

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  Soju, love soju. Robotics in general, huh?

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Kakao friends.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  That's just Black Friends?

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what they call them.

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Black Friends is a lineup of adorable characters that prominently features his little horns line. See, this is everybody trying to jump on the La Boo Boo trend. You know what that is, don't you?

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Of course I do. I have some.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  You have a La Boo Boo?

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I bought some.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  How much are those?

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Expensive, the one that I got.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  Are they really?

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:05Andrew Santino?

  I've just seen them. $5,000?

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for that one.

• 42:09Andrew Santino?

  And you put it on your fucking... What do you do with it?

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  In a drawer.

• 42:13Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't go anywhere.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  I have Cabbage Patch Kids. I do, I collect like one of everything.

• 42:19Andrew Santino?

  But I see people, girls put this on their purse, right? That's the gig?

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  So some of these purses aren't even $5,000 and they're putting a $5,000 accessory on the purse?

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a fat, like Beanie Babies, one day it's gonna go away and no one's gonna give a shit.

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  My mom fought people to get a Cabbage Patch Kids in the 80s, fought people.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  She did all that.

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  Shopify!

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what, Andrew? We wouldn't have an online business without Shopify. I'll tell you that right now.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  We've been using them for a long time right now and cha-ching, cha-ching. Shopify does get it done, no matter how big, no matter how small your business is, no matter what you're selling. I don't really care if you're making, you know, bouncy balls made out of old skin, like you used to collect.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  I still make them.

• 43:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do?

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've sold two already.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, someone's gotta buy it.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  Shopify's point-of-sale system is a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in-store and online operations across up to 1,000 locations.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Imagine being able to guarantee that shopping is always convenient. Endless aisle, ship to customers, buy online, pick up in store, all made simpler so customers can shop how they want and staff have the tools to close the sale every time.

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  And let's face it, acquiring new customers can be very expensive and with Shopify POS, you can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first-party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge. In fact, it's proven, based on a report from EY, businesses on Shopify POS see real results, like 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9% uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Turn those what-ifs into why-nots and keep giving those big dreams the best shot with Shopify.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc.

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  Ow, ow.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what happened?

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  You fell again.

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  I fell again, but where do I go?

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc. You know what, you know what it is?

• 44:19Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality, in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment, Andrew.

• 44:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that sounds, but how many doctors are on there? Like a hundred?

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  A lot, hundreds of thousands.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  More than 100,000 doctors are on there?

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, across every specialty.

• 44:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but here's the other problem. They're probably located nowhere near me.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  They're always around you.

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  Do they take my insurance?

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they do.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  And are they good for whatever medical need I might have?

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  What's your foot like?

• 44:45Andrew Santino?

  It hurts.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  Taken care of?

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  From Zocdoc?

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Eye pain.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, do they have patient reviews? If I go on Zocdoc, do I know if somebody else was on there that went to a doctor?

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes, dude, you read it like you would read like in a restaurant or whatnot.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, tell me, there's no way to instantly book an appointment? I mean, is there a way that I get a booking within like, you know?

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  24 hours, bud, 24 to 72 hours, if you want to know the specifics.

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  And you could even score on same-day appointments, too.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes!

• 45:11Andrew Santino?

  All right, well, I should stop putting off this broken neck and weird floppy foot.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and eye pain.

• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  And stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zocdoc.com/badfriends to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  That's zocdoc, Z-O-C-D-O-C dot com slash bad friends.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  Zocdoc dot com slash?

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends.

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• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  7200, but here's the joke, it is a fad, but the guy who invented it, you saw that, right? We talked about it on the show, maybe?

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Billion.

• 46:23Andrew Santino?

  He sold, he sold his company for like 22 billion dollars. Look up Labubu owner, 22 billion. It's, he has like a bunch of other companies, but I think he just got priced at 22 billion or something? Labubu Wang Ning, hilarious. CEO of Popmart, the owner associated with viral Labubu toys, whose company's success has significantly contributed to his estimated net worth of over 22 billion dollars. This motherfucker's selling bullshit and he's-

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  It's not bullshit.

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  It's bullshit.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking bullshit.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  But don't you wish you created it?

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  Give me a picture of Wang Ning. He went from 8 billion to 22 billion. So it's all Labubu shit. Give me Wang Ning. Everybody Wang Ning tonight.

• 47:08Andrew Santino?

  It's Wang Ning idiot. Ning, N-I-N-G, Wang Ning, there's the Wang dog.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  There's the Wang dog, look at him. I am so rich now.

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

  God, what is he, 22 years old? He looks like a kid.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is he gonna do with the 22 billion?

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

  Honestly?

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  There is nothing you can do with it.

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes, you can.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, I'm serious though. I'm serious with this. It's so much money, he's 38. There's nothing he can do with it. It's too much. It will never, he's got, if he had 8 billion last year, he already had everything he ever needed. What the fuck are you gonna do?

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  I am, I am, I'm a little anxious to go home. Because I'm gonna be spending, dude, it's one, this is one of those points in my life where I really wanna see my parents because I, I miss them a lot and I don't see them as much and they're getting older. But I'm gonna be spending too much time at home? Do you know what I mean?

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  How long?

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's, well, it's a whole week. And then I come back for three days, then I leave, then I come back for three days, then I leave, then I come back for another week.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  I need it, I need it.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  You need it.

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  The family thing, but also, um, I can hardly hear my dad and I fighting. Like I can already hear it. Like the last time we got in a fight.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Step or real?

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  My stepdad, my dad.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  He's the best.

• 48:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you love him.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  This, this is my, this is the last time we got into like a stupid fight. Like we'll just start getting into stupid fights because he's retired, he's old, it's his house, he likes his, his way. We all like things our way.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, here we go, I want to know.

• 48:31Andrew Santino?

  No, no, this is so stupid, this made me laugh. My sister and I were dying laughing because he got so mad. We were gonna watch a movie and uh, my sister went out to go get stoned and, oh no, edibles. That's right, she took a bunch of edibles and then she's like, uh, she goes, make us popcorn. Oh yeah, I'll make us popcorn. So I got downstairs, I get a bunch of snacks ready and all this stuff.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  And I make the popcorn and I hear my dad go, uh, use the popcorn bowls. Okay, since I was a kid, they've had the, from the fucking eighties or the early nineties, they've had these wooden, look up wooden.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Popcorn bowl.

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  Popcorn bowl. I mean, it's, it's gotta be like, that's the, it's.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  But no, no, no, no, no, do from the nineties, do nineties wooden popcorn bowl. It's like from a, that first one, let me see the first one, zoom in. That is got it, that is exactly what it is.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful, it's a salad bowl.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so listen, we've been using, that is exactly what it is. We've been using these since I was a fucking kid. Okay?

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  And my dad, it's for popcorn. So then, I don't know if I'm a little stoned or a little buzzed or whatever, but I grab just a different bowl. And I put the popcorn in and he's like, don't put it in there, that's not the popcorn bowl.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  But I was like, I already put it in.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  And he's like, don't, that's not the fucking popcorn bowl. I go, it's a bowl, you put popcorn, now it is a popcorn bowl.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  And he's fighting with, my sister's losing her mind laughing.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  And I'm fucking pissed, so I was just like, oh, you want in the fucking, so I dump it in the other one, I was like, well then you're washing.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, what? Why can't you just use the popcorn bowl?

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  That's what I, no!

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, use it!

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  Because you know that he is gonna get mad about it.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no!

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  You only did it for spite.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did it like, I wanna get, I wanna get him riled up.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  I grabbed the first bowl that I saw.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Do you know where the popcorn bowls are?

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  I don't actually, that, that is true.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, the next time, go in and know.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, tomorrow when you go and know.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't know where they are.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go, excuse me, where's the popcorn bowls?

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  And so then.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  So then, then he comes out to my house in LA. Comes out to daddy's house.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  Big Andrew's house.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  And he says. Well, why is that there? About something innocuous?

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  What was it?

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  And I, it was, I don't, I don't even remember. It was like a matcha fucking thing that she uses or something?

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Who's she?

• 50:52Andrew Santino?

  My wife.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  A matcha maker, whatever. And then he's like, well, why is that there? And I said, when you get your house, you can put it wherever the fuck you want. But in my house, that's where I like it. And you know what? He goes, fair enough. And then he walked outside and I, and I was like, that's right.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what is wrong with you, dude?

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  Just rage, dude.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  No. Ah, God. Because he's getting older, right? Then you go, excuse me, I'll put the matcha thing in the right matcha place.

• 51:26Andrew Santino?

  No, it's my house.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But it's probably left just in a random place, right?

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  You, have you been to my house? Is anything left in a random place?

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  No, it's very like showroom-y.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  It's exactly where it's supposed to be.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  So that thing goes there because that's where it goes for us.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:40Andrew Santino?

  I live there.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Why is it so clean?

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  Because, uh, in case I have people come over, I like to keep a clean place. No, you know why I like to keep a clean place? Because I earned it.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  Cause I respect the things that took me a long time to get.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't understand the idea of not respecting something you worked hard to receive.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  How about this? I've never had anything given to me. So anything I've got, I respect. Maybe you should too.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I respect what I have, but I kinda like making people think that I'm kind of a hoarder.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  You are kind of a hoarder.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  You sent me the video of the two machines talking to each other. It made me laugh.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Did you see that?

• 52:15Andrew Santino?

  The two robots? Oh, it's so good.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  No, but you-

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  You think I was lying?

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  You keep a clean place too, by the way. People at home pretend this game that he plays, like I'm this neat freak. You're a fucking neat freak. Your kitchen and shit is all organized. Everything's organized.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because of honey. Kalala's sister, Jules's mom.

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so I-

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  She lives there.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  I have someone clean the house too, so that's why it's clean.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Get a Filipino. Live, live with a Filipino. They're the best. She does these things with my underwear.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  Click on this link right here to get a Filipino.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  She does things with my underwear. I don't even know how-

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  My underwear are these tiny squares.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  She folds them in a way they're like a fucking graham cracker.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  She takes all the air out. I don't know how she does it. It's magic. We can cram 300 of them in a tiny drawer like this. Perfectly placed.

• 53:05Andrew Santino?

  Wait, she does your laundry?

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, she does everything.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, see, yeah, I can't have.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  She does everything.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  I can't have someone do my laundry. That's creepy to me.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  I just don't know where things are. That's the only problem. You know, where's the paprika?

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  And that's why you occasionally use the wrong popcorn bowl. Cause you don't know where they are.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right. That's right.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  But that is my dad. We're gonna get in a stupid small fights. We'll get into small fights.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  All the time. Like, look, I'll stay up one night too late burning a bonfire in the backyard with my sister. 100%.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Not cool, dude.

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  What's wrong with... Bonfires are fucking Midwest.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  You start it at night, take it out.

• 53:39Andrew Santino?

  What does that mean?

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Put it out, dude.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I do put it out. No, I'm saying he'll come down. You didn't even hear me out.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  I know. That's right. I didn't. I'm sorry. My bad.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  He'll come down the next morning and be like, "You used so much fucking wood." And I'll be like, "What the fuck?" Yeah, we were burning fire all night long.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:56Andrew Santino?

  He'll go, "Well, now I gotta get a whole new bushel." And I'm like, "Well, I'll get you one." He doesn't get them. They get fucking delivered.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's always the thing.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Where do you get bushels? Home Depot?

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Home Depot.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they'll deliver them to your house.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  You know what I... So, um, what do you know what I realized? I don't know if I said this, but I don't... But my air conditioning and my heater, all, all winter, the heater didn't work. And you don't call. You just freeze.

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  You don't call, but freeze.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  You call.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I freeze.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  Call.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  It was like, so cold. But he had 15 layers of blankets, you know, and it's...

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Shivering.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, shivering. And then for the summer, right, um, no, no, no, no air conditioning.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  You took 50 degrees, nothing would come out. So one day I, I finally called.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's time.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Guy comes over. He goes, "Bro, look." And he, this.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  He had blue chew.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no. This was the color of the filter.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know you had to switch out the filter!

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  You just have to switch it out and then now everything works perfectly.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever changed the filter of your water system at the house?

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  But I don't drink that kind of water.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  You drink tap water?

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  I call it Aaron Brockovich water. I don't drink it.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to get a-

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  Polluted?

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  I drink-

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  I bottled water. Every time.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  That's, that's insane.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  It's a waste. Drink out of the tap. The tap water in LA is great.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  We have some of the best tap water in the country. It's actually underrated. Our, our water is tested about 300 locations on the sea for 200 different loca- Water delivered to you meets or excels state and federal drinking water standards. LA water is better than most states get water.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  But is it better than bottled water?

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, pro- actually probably because of the fucking, this is microplastics and all the bullshit that's in here. This is terrible for you. Yep.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  What about glass?

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  Glass is king. Not anymore. They just did a bunch of new testing to find out that glass also has fucked up shit in it now. So we can't win. So you know what you do? You don't drink water. We're not, that's it. At Bad Friends, we don't drink water.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  No more.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Did we already talk about the hurdling spacecraft coming towards us? We did last time, right?

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  No. What are you talking about?

• 56:02Speaker 04

  Oh, it's coming in December, yeah.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  It's coming.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  We got a new, we got something coming to kill us?

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  No, so a harvest sci- Harvard scientist.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Don't believe him already.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Harvard?

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  Don't believe him.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay. A Harvard scientist discovered something. He doesn't think it's a comet because there's no trail, I don't think.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  A Harvard scientist and professor Avi-

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Loeb.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  Avi Loeb has suggested using the existed NASA Juno spacecraft to intercept and study interstellar object 3I Atlas, which he, uh, he, what? Possits could be alien technology, not just a natural comet. His proposal stems from his research for similar objects like Amomara.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was in 2017.

• 56:45Andrew Santino?

  Amomamal.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  I remember Amomamal.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh, so what was that?

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  It's hiding behind the sun.

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  Where he paralyzed-

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  No, why are you laughing? That's true. The trajectory is behind the sun, so we can't see it.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  But we go around the sun.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  You go around it, not me. Okay. I stay right behind it.

• 57:05Andrew Santino?

  He is right. He's not, Bobby stays right.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  I stay right behind the sun. Okay. So, um, yeah, it's coming. And, um.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  It's four miles wide or seven miles wide, something like that.

• 57:18Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  It's huge.

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  Big.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  And, um.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Where do we hope it hits?

• 57:22Speaker 04

  It's not getting trapped in any planet's gravity as it goes through the Milky Way. It's just slowly coming by us. And it'll hit us around December. We'll be able to see it.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  Do they think, they know where it's gonna hit?

• 57:33Speaker 04

  No, it's just gonna go right through the Milky Way, but it's gonna pass Earth, uh, in December.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  It's not gonna hit us?

• 57:38Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, come on, hit us!

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna, it's, it's not a comet, dude.

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  I hope it hits us.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's not a hit situation, guy.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  What if it's a bomb?

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a slow down situation. It's like, what's up, dog situation, dude.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  So you think this is them saying, what's up, dog?

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes, dude. And, y- y- you know, we, we watched signs last night, me and, um, someone I was seeing, and, um, you know? There's two types of people in the world, dude.

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  What are they?

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  The type that sees stars in the light.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  You got it.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  There's two types of people. They see aliens, spacecraft in the skyline, and they believe they have hope.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  Swing away.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Right, and the second one are naysayers. That fifty fifty, and deep down, they're instilled with fear. And I'm hope, I'm number one.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  What was it that killed the aliens, water?

• 58:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  And guess what we just said? Don't drink water.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  We're the real aliens.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  You don't believe this is true.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  Of course, what do you mean? I think there's a thing, I don't think it's fucking alien life form. I think they're so fast, they'd be here by now.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, see, what, how, how big is, it's like, four miles or seven miles or something like, maybe?

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  Seven miles is so big? It's, it's between one and twenty kilometers, so they don't even know. That's six miles.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  It's big.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Most reason I've reached a size closer to six miles. Six miles long.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  It's long.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  It's so long.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  It's big.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  But that's gotta be, all the guys are on there then, then their whole?

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're, everyone's on there.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, all the homies are on there.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  Imagine if they left some guys off? Where are you guys going?

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  Past Earth. Can I go?

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  But if they go?

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, there's enough room.

• 59:17Andrew Santino?

  He said it was six miles long!

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if we have the room.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  Just one guy that can't stand?

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:24Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Marcus, Marcus.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  I heard you guys are gonna take off tomorrow.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, uh, is there any room on the craft?

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, um, no, there's not enough room.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's 20 of us. It's pretty cozy in there.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  I heard it was six miles long.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know what? The living spaces, you know.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's cramped? Oh, I understand.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  I understand.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  I understand.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Bye!

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  Bye! By the way, they take off, they're like, "Thank God we left that fucking guy. I can't stand that fucking guy."

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  But see, what would happen if they go, "Andrew, Bobby, big fan of Bad Friends."

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  God, dude.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  I hope, I hope they don't.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  But they go, "We want to start a podcast in our civilization. Will you come?"

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  Great.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  Would you come?

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  We got a guest on their podcast?

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have 4.5 million followers in our version of Instagram.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:13Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Would you go, though?

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  Our guests today say whatever they want, totally unfiltered. We love these guys.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:19Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you know what's so funny is, I bet you, if any sort of communication is getting through the airwaves into outer space, it's probably podcasts, because there's so many of them that are being shot out into the fucking world. This is probably what they're hearing.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  And what a bummer. What a bummer that this is what they think of us.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  And they're probably 20 million years from now, no? It doesn't get there right away, it takes time.

• 1:00:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it takes a long time.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Not 20 million years, but a long time.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, they could be millions of light years away.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  Depends on how far away they are.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but we'd be long dead by then. Notorious in a universal scale.

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  Depends on if we hop on that craft.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  I would go.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  "Bobby, Andrew, we came just for you two. You can't bring any of the Bad Friends."

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  But if it-

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  What if they said it could just be you and me? No one we love, no one we know.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  But we can never come back to Earth.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Never. No family, no friends, no nobody.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't go. I know you wouldn't go.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, you would not go. You'd be so scared. I would go.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  I would go.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  I would go.

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  I would go just to protect you. What a story. They'd write books, books about us. They'd write movies about us. It'd be our real legacy. We wouldn't just be known as Bad Friends, we'd be known as the two guys that went to space on the seven-mile craft and never came back.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  We'd be embedded. You know who'd be teaching about us in the future? 5th grade teachers.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's there, though? It would depend on what's there.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't matter, let's find out.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I have to know. I have a list.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  We get up on the craft right away, it's anal probes, we're like, "What?" I thought that was a bit.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  No, we really like to do this. Yeah. Yeah, it would have to be, um, would there be have to have to have human women there?

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  My dad just called me. Hold on. Hey, we're doing the podcast right now. What's up?

• 1:02:01Speaker 07

  Uh, just calling to check on you and find out when you're coming to town.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Is it Jeff?

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, say hi to-

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Jeff, it's Bob.

• 1:02:08Speaker 07

  Hey, how are you?

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  What's up with the popcorn bowls?

• 1:02:13Speaker 07

  The popcorn bowls. Um, well, uh, they're, they're special for popcorn.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  But why do you get so mad about it, Jeff?

• 1:02:24Speaker 07

  Well, because, uh, we have things in the house that are be used for certain things and Andrew, um, was, you know, being typical Andrew, uh, being against the grain and picking another bowl.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Right. Against the grain. Against the-

• 1:02:39Speaker 07

  Alright babe, alright. See you Bobby, take care.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  Bye Jeff!

• 1:02:42Andrew Santino?

  I love you, I'll see you, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye babe.

• 1:02:45Speaker 07

  Okay, alright, bye.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  He's so funny.

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  So we get a lot of submissions for different things, but we always get way more submissions after episodes air with the minutes. These are all late submissions, but this is Carlos's replacement, fancy-

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay, let's see some of them, yeah. We do want to see some of these.

• 1:03:01Speaker 03

  Uh, this is Charity.

• 1:03:03Speaker 08

  What up, bad friends gang? Uh, my name is Charity. I am 25 and I'm from Gaston, Oregon. Um, Gaston's like a 15 second town. If you blinked, you probably already drove past it. We got like two bars, no gas stations, about a dozen crackheads out of a total population of 16, so that's where I'm from. Um, yeah, I'm a bit of a rarity out in these parts. You've probably never seen a Samoan girl under 6'2", 270, so, um, I at least got that going for me.

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  Funny.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 1:03:34Speaker 08

  I currently work in corporate finance and administrative assistance, um, and I'm working to get certified as an independent travel booking agent on the side, so, uh, yeah, I kinda got the hustle going, trying to get out of this crapshoot town.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Pause. We gotta get her out.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  All, all I'm gonna say, don't get upset.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  This is a perfect, and I mean, perfect replacement for your assistant.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  Literally.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  She does all the things.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  Also, all the travel booking-

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  That's what, that's what I'm fucking saying!

• 1:04:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  But-

• 1:04:08Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  But my assistant's camping.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  Is never not camping.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  This girl probably doesn't like camping.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  She's great.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  She's awesome. We love her.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  Got two good ones so far.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  Back to back.

• 1:04:20Speaker 03

  DeShawn.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  The way you said that. DeShawn.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  Just say DeShawn.

• 1:04:30Speaker 03

  DeShawn.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, not DeShawn. Go ahead.

• 1:04:33Speaker 09

  What's going on? This is the submission for the replacement in the booth challenge or whatever you guys are doing over there.

• 1:04:38Andrew Santino?

  Love this guy.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:04:39Speaker 09

  Now. I heard you guys were looking to replace someone, but one thing I did hear you guys say was you got a bunch of nines. Why have a nine when you can settle for an 11? Also, you say you have, you need some women to submit. I guarantee you have women in that.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  He thinks he's Michael Beep Jordan.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  He's got, but he's not. He's not Michael Beep Jordan.

• 1:05:04Speaker 03

  Michael Jeep?

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or Jeep. I fucked that up.

• 1:05:08Andrew Santino?

  It made me laugh.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  It made me laugh.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  Cause you went beep beep.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  He thinks, you know what it is?

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  He thinks he's Michael Jeep Jordan. He's Michael Beep Jordan.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, they're good. Good, good.

• 1:05:18Speaker 09

  I guarantee you.

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  He does, yeah. Um, he seems like a nice guy.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we like him.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  We like him.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  A little aggressive. He's at 11, though.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why he says 11. I don't know what that means. Maybe it means he can go up to 11.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:05:30Speaker 09

  You have women in that building, but you know what you don't have? It's n****s. Give it a **** shot. How come we still not getting shots? Nobody want to give us a chance.

• 1:05:40Andrew Santino?

  Pause this.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, he has a point.

• 1:05:42Andrew Santino?

  First of all.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  He has a point. He has a point.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  First of all.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  DeShawn.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  I do understand what he's saying.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  I do 100% understand.

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  Perhaps we should have.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  We should.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  Some more color in the booth.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  Diversity.

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  I think we need a color commentator.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  And that's not, that's a.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  He would be funny.

• 1:05:59Andrew Santino?

  He would.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  He would.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  But he also.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  Can we do guests? We could try guests.

• 1:06:07Andrew Santino?

  We could try.

• 1:06:08Speaker 03

  We could also have people zoom in or FaceTime if we want face-to-face interactions.

• 1:06:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, maybe we zoom first.

• 1:06:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  I think that's probably a better move.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Zoom then guest. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:17Speaker 03

  This is Clarissa T.

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Love it.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she's pretty.

• 1:06:22Speaker 10

  Hey Andrew, hey Bobby. Let me get this out of the way right now. The reason why I said Andrew instead of Bobby first is because his name starts with an A and Bobby starts with a B.

• 1:06:39Speaker 10

  So now that I got that out of the way, I just saw today's episode where you guys were asking for a replacement for Fancy B since he's leaving for a few months. I would like to say that Andrew said that we have to be from Spain, which I'm not, but I am Spanish, as you can clearly tell from my accent. And I'm not from the area, but it's really easy for me to make it there. If I get picked,

• 1:07:21Speaker 10

  just let me know and I'm going to be there as soon as I can. Thank you.

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  Pause this.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  It's...

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  Shut it down, we've got the guy.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  It's love at first sight.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  Shut it down, we've got...

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  It's love at first sight, dude.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  The guy.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  That's the guy, dude.

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  Find him?

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Find him.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  We've got the guy.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  We've got the guy.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  He's fucking perfect.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  He's perfect. He's an upgraded version of what we have.

• 1:07:47Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  Now,

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:49Andrew Santino?

  we're also gonna find out for certain that this young man absolutely lives somewhere we cannot access.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He said he can drive and look at the... Let's just investigating. Can you zoom in at the greenery in the back? I'm really good at like, uh...

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Bobby's good at figuring, you know, like geomapping?

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  Geomapping, yeah.

• 1:08:07Andrew Santino?

  He's so good at it.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's so good at it.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in. Alright, you know that kind of foliage? Does that recognize at all?

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  That's North California.

• 1:08:14Andrew Santino?

  North Carolina?

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  No, Northern California.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Northern California?

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:18Andrew Santino?

  Even better.

• 1:08:19Speaker 03

  It's a truck right here, it looks like?

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I can't see it, it's blurry.

• 1:08:23Andrew Santino?

  And you know what? You know what's behind that truck is a Michael Jeep Jordan is right behind it.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you, I love this guy. Love him. I'm into this guy. Let's find out. Let's try to get him though. I think he said, I think he said he wants to be paid. No. Which is fine, we'll pay him. Picked. If I get picked. Oh. But we will pay him. We'll pay him for the day's work. You know what I'm willing to pay? Out of my own pocket. Hmm. 300 bucks. I'll match it. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it just depends on where. 600 to get him here. 600, depends on where he's coming from, too. Let's be real, let's send him a message. Alright. Well, listen, we're excited for the future. We're happy for the prospects. Thank you guys for submitting. We'll get to some more submissions later, but we, but Crusotome, Cr- Cr- what? Cr- Crisotome, Toma, honestly, whatever it is, dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll come up with a nickname. Yeah, we will. Yeah, yeah. Uh, we'll see you soon.

• 1:09:11Andrew Santino?

  We'll see you soon. And also, thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:09:39Speaker 00

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