London Calling

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Richie, Richie, let's change it up.

• 0:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:34Bobby Lee?

  So where are we gonna eat?

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  Where do you usually take girls on dates?

• 0:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:37Speaker 02

  It totally depends on how pretty they are.

• 0:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  Or I'm a die, or I'm a die, I'm a die!

• 0:45Speaker 04

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:47Speaker 05

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:49Speaker 04

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:54Speaker 05

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:56Speaker 04

  We're bad friends.

• 0:57Andrew Santino?

  Hey!

• 0:58Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 1:00Andrew Santino?

  It's the last chance for merch.

• 1:01Bobby Lee?

  Last chance, we have these hats. I wear all the time, look at all these hats.

• 1:04Andrew Santino?

  Get it now, badfriendsmerch.com.

• 1:07Speaker 06

  Damn, I don't know what was better, the zoo or the John Wick museum. Best birthday ever! Well, there's one where that came from. A word?

• 1:24Speaker 06

  Is that the new Bad Friends merch?

• 1:30Speaker 06

  Happy birthday to me! Do you wanna touch it? Can I? Yeah. Genuine embroidery. Oh, yes!

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room.

• 1:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  Fancy's gone, and in his place, of course, lingering in the background...

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Is Waldo.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Is Waldo. Where is he? We found him, look at him back there.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Look at him right there.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  Biting his nails, nervous.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Hola!

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  No, that's him.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  That's not Waldo?

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  Look at George in the back.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, George.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, George has made his triumphant return.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Triumphant.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  And, of course, we have Richie is filling in for Fancy for the time being.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  I've never met Richie, have you ever met Richie?

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we work together.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  We do?

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  Richie works with us.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  He does?

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  He works for us.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  I've literally, have I ever met you Richie?

• 2:18Speaker 02

  Uh, like twice before, yeah.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, where?

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Where do we each other?

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  We met him at Seven Eyed Keys.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah?

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I edit all the clips for Bad Friends and stuff.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes there's a clip, I'm like, who did this? Who chose this?

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Richie.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  Richie, it's you?

• 2:33Speaker 02

  Every time.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Yo, well, in your instinct, you have instincts?

• 2:37Speaker 02

  I try my best to.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Richie?

• 2:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, what's up?

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  Told you you were gonna like him.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  I would love him.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  By the way, the first time you met, you met him at Seven Eyed Keys, you know what you did? You tussled his hair.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  I did?

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you tussled his hair, and you said, keep on keeping on.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  So he got that tattooed, keep on keeping on.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  It's on my ass.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  He's married, he has six kids.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Do you have kids, really?

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  They're all kids.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  How many?

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Three.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Holy moly, he's a machine.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  His wife is Cambodian.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  She is?

• 3:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  You liking those?

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Oh, she is.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he like it.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  You can play the Killing Fields, that game, I love that. Do you play that game with her? Where she wears the hat and, you know? And you're Pol Pot, no?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  I'm Pol Pot sometimes, in bed.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, you know who Pol Pot is?

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Uh, what, like a dictator, I think?

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  Emphasis on dick, my dude.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top 10 probably, one of the most horrifying dictators.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  People of all time.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Of all time.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  And he's also sponsoring the show. This episode of Bad Friends is brought to you by Pol Pot.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  And Killing Fields.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  So wait a minute, though. I post, I post a video of fancy crying, like just bawling, crying, laughing. You guys went to get food. You guys went to go to a restaurant.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  You, and then? No.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  It's Mccone's fault.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  Mccone got?

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, this is what happened, okay? I'm gonna tell you what happened.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  Tell me.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  I went through the gate way before everyone else.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  And sometimes I'll go, I'm eating at this place, right? There were two seats open next to me. It's at, it's not a table, it's like a bar.

• 4:18Andrew Santino?

  A bar.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So then, you know, um, Mccone and Andrea sit next to me. And we order, I've already ordered a traditional breakfast. A traditional breakfast with eggs, bacon, right, and an orange juice, right? And?

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  In front of us is a gigantic kind of like menu that's leaning against the wall. And on the menu is this chocolatey thing that only 12 year old kids get.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  It's got 16 pieces of chocolate stuck in it, right? Whip cream, you know, I mean, a thick straw. It's just this thing that you, why would anyone get that for breakfast?

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  And why would they?

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he orders it.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  Of course, of course he does.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  After he orders his original meal.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  He, he orders it later. He goes, excuse me, um, is this available? And in my mind, I'm like, why would you get that? He gets it, right? Of course, this thing is taller than average drinks. And there's a straw sticking out, right? So me and Fancy share, we share pancakes often.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Me, that's our little hobby. I go, yo, Andreas, pass me the pancakes. He hands it to me and I'm, and then I'm, I'm looking away. And the pancake plate hits the straw of this chocolatey drink. It spills all over all my body, the backpack, everything. Right? It's chaos.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  But also the only reason it was in front of you is because you took a sip. I didn't even get a sip before my first sip. You're like, let me try this and you put it right in front of you.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah. All right.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  So he didn't even get the drink?

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  So, so really it was yours?

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You technically.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  Check it out, you paid for it and you spilled it and you were the only one that drank.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  That's yours.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  So now I'm drenched in this sticky, thick fluid.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  Chocolate.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Chocolate.

• 6:10Speaker 07

  It was like brownies in it.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's bad.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  It's all sugar.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Why would you get?

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  I, that's his fault.

• 6:16Speaker 07

  It looks so good on the picture.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 6:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have such a deprived child.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So now my backpack is drenched with this chocolatey thing. I'm drenched with it.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  So what does one do? I look at the immediate first clothing store.

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  It was like a sports store, right?

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  And I bought a complete different outfit.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  You bought an Arsenal jersey and you bought.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  And I don't know why he laughed the way he did.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, because he saw you trying it on and he says in this video, you might be able to hear it. Calm down, just say it. Bobby opens the feed and running completely naked.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  Scissors.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  So you, so you're butt naked and you open the fitting room door and they're there because you want scissors.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Can I defend myself real quick?

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  So you can cut the tags off.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Can I defend myself?

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  It was just a prank.

• 7:14Speaker 07

  It was a ploy.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  What, what do you mean?

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Because I had a fart brewing and I knew the tags were in the back of these new pants.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  So I was gonna turn around and him grab it. He had to lower himself too. And, you know what I mean? And then I would fart in his face.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  But it never happened.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  It never happened because they didn't have scissors.

• 7:31Speaker 07

  No, yeah, you have made me pull them off manually.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I go do it manually.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  But did you fart on him while he was?

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so it did pull, I pulled it off.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  Alright, good.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  I did pull it off, but I did answer the door, but can I just defend myself real quick?

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  It's not as if I didn't look below and see what feet are in front of the... I memorized the shoes.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  It was our friend.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can always tell fancy shoes, they're 12-year-old boy shoes.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  They're little boy Velcro.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  So I opened it up and then low and behold, there's other people watching as well, but I'm in my underwear, so I'm not completely naked.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Right. I don't know why he would react like this.

• 8:05Speaker 07

  It was so fun. And you also had me buy 12 wet wipe packets.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, you need 12.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Because one is not enough.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  One was enough.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  It was?

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we gave 11 to the waitress. And she couldn't believe it.

• 8:20Speaker 07

  She was not about to accept your tip. It took a lot of finessing for you to...

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  Do you know why? Because this lady gets on her knees with, you know, a towel and stuff. It's just wiping down my backpack.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  And the ground, she doesn't need to do that.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  And you tipped her?

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What did you give her?

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  A hundred bucks.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:37Speaker 07

  It took like 10 minutes for her.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she went down and we didn't ask for that.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  Why did you, what, did you ever say, "Stop, you don't have to do that"?

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  I kept going, you know, she said, "No, it's my job, it's my job" and I had to get, I had to tip her.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so then I had him go get me wet naps. You got a little bit more than I asked.

• 8:53Speaker 07

  You asked for $60 worth.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't know how, in Europe, what wet naps cost.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you know what they cost here.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  I don't think it's.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how much they cost.

• 9:04Speaker 07

  So I bought like 12 of them.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  He got a lot. He got a lot.

• 9:07Speaker 07

  To cover my bases.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, at least, at least you were generous and you helped her out.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:11Andrew Santino?

  You know who you are when we're on vaca- or when we're on trips like this? You are, uh, bring up, uh, bring up Jim Carrey, dumb and dumber.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  Handing out cash. Here you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. I mean, that is, and I'm complimenting you. We would go, we got a ride from the house car at the hotel. And he handed him a hundred dollar bill. And it's nice, very generous. And the guy goes, thank you, sir. And then we took it the car again 10 minutes later, gave him another hundred dollar bill. I was like, how much fucking money are you gonna give this guy? He drove us a mile down the road.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  That's like, that's like Uber Platinum.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna defend myself real quick.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm complimenting you.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  No, it, no, it sounds gross, but I'll tell you what.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, it's awesome. I'm saying it was funny the way you were so generous.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Can I just say something? Okay. I don't have a lot of money, so let me just say something, okay? What I want to say is this, at the comedy, we go up at the comedy, I get, like, how, how many times am I at the Comedy Store?

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  Too many.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  A lot.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  And there, every night.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  Every night.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Basically like a house comic there.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay? So every two weeks, I take that money. So what I'm giving people isn't like, money out of my bank account or anything like that. It's like, that's just, you know, cause we do like bringer rooms, they'll give you cash, like.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Here's three, four hundred dollars, right? I don't spend that on anything. I do it, I use that as tips.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Shadow cash.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Shadow cl- cash. Yeah, yeah. It's not as if I'm like, you know what I mean, rolling in it and I'm like, you know what I mean, here's money for everybody. No, it's just like, shadow money. It's like, you know what's another shadow money? Sometimes.

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck is shadow money?

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  I made it up.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what does that even mean?

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  Shadow money.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  It's money that, you know.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  When my wife is like, why did you buy that? I'm like, baby, it's shadow money.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  It's shadow money.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  It's shadow money.

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  What does that say? "Refers to a concept of the financial system that includes money like claims created through a repurchase operations and other non-banking official intermediators." Well, shadow money, baby.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  In, in that, in a way, I guess that doesn't make sense. I don't know what that meant, but yeah.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  Makes perfect sense.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  Playing a crucial role in the shadow banking system. It's a broader concept just for an illicit finance and can encompass legitimate, albeit less regulated, financial activities. Shadow money, baby.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  It's a legitimate term.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I use that.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Did you hear that somewhere?

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  This is insane that it's a real thing. You know when you guess something and you're like, I'm probably wrong. And it's right and you're like, oh, fuck.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, sometimes I like to make my, um, make up terminology.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do all the time.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do it all the time. I don't know if it makes sense or not.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  Shadow money makes perfect sense to me.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  But I call, I've always called it shadow money and so, um.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, you were shadowing out a lot.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you shadowed.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  I'll be honest with you. You know what I used to spend shadow money on?

• 11:56Andrew Santino?

  Huh.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  Strip clubs.

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  That is shadow money.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So it's like.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's what it's literally saying right there.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, that stuff goes to like cat litter.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, like I'll spend money on cat litter and cat stuff and dog stuff.

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  That's out of the shadows money.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Or, or pool, like I get a cleaning guy to come over once a week to clean my pool.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  Does he do a good job?

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  He does?

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  I have a small pool.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  I don't think they ever do a good job. I, I think it's a lie.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I need a poop picker-upper.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, Richie is here.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Oh, I got you. Yeah.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you really?

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  Richie, would you, would you go clean up all the cat poop at his house?

• 12:34Speaker 02

  For a good price.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  What would the price be, do you think?

• 12:37Speaker 02

  Uh, to just clean up cat poop around an apartment?

• 12:39Andrew Santino?

  Just cat poop and dog poop around the outside.

• 12:41Speaker 02

  Honestly, that's like, I would take minimum wage for that.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  What is minimum wage that you'd accept? Californ-

• 12:47Speaker 02

  California minimum wage is pretty high. Honestly, I'd take like 15 for that. That's not that bad.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  650 an hour?

• 12:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, honestly, that, yeah.

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  But you could get it done in one hour. So you're getting paid 16?

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  No, it would take 10 minutes.

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay, right.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  So here's what I would do, Richie.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  I would take the.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Richie, I would go, here's,

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  for you to drive over to, where do you live? In what area? Like, just gonna say east, north, what, southwest?

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  Cambodia. We told.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  It's a far fl-

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  East, east, yeah, yeah. No, in LA, east side, west side, north or south?

• 13:14Speaker 02

  I'm in Burbank.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  I don't know east, south.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's north.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna let the rec.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  He's not gonna.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  He's not gonna, so.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  We're figuring that out.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  So Burbank to my house.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  We'll get your software system.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  I would probably give you, to drive all the way from Burbank to my house, 50 bucks to clean my dog poo.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  That's good. I would do that.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Let's, let's, let's instate this.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's a good price, right?

• 13:36Speaker 02

  That's a good price.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  But I will say this. This is the innocence of how sweet Richie is. Richie helps and does clips for me and stuff on the side. And I said, "Hey, Rich, I need you to do some other clip stuff. Can you help me out?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, help me out."

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  "How much do you want for the clip?" He's like, "Uh, like 10."

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  He lowballs.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  I was like, "10 dollars? To do work?

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  I go, "Do, I'll give you 10 dollars right now." "Let me help, let me, give me the, you know?" "No, no. No big deal."

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Are your kids starving?

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I was like, "Rich."

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  You're really doing the Killing Fields, huh? For real?

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  How about this? You go to the house and clean up poop. You get yourself 100 dollars.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  100 dollars? I'd do that easy.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. You're speaking on my behalf?

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  Right. Yeah, I'm your business manager.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, okay.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey, hey.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  It's shadow money, baby.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  It's shadow money. Okay. Okay. You'll do it?

• 14:36Speaker 02

  I'm there.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  God, that's crazy.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Now I'm questioning what he's willing to do for money.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  What are you willing to do for money?

• 14:42Speaker 02

  What aren't I willing to do for money?

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  More interesting.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, more interesting, yeah.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Would you...

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Are you good with woodwork?

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  Can you woodwork?

• 14:51Speaker 02

  I could figure out woodwork.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Are you good at escape rooms?

• 14:55Speaker 02

  I could escape.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  Do you have a secret talent of some kind?

• 14:59Speaker 02

  No, I... No.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  Do you not have a hidden talent at all that we don't know?

• 15:03Speaker 02

  No, honestly, I...

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Can you whistle?

• 15:05Speaker 02

  My talent is...

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  Can you whistle?

• 15:06Speaker 02

  This at best.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  That's a talent?

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  Everybody can fucking whistle.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  I can't whistle?

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  You don't know how to whistle?

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Let me try.

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  There it is. Whistle.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not a talent. Um... Can you glee?

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, gleeing is cool. Under your tongue? Yeah.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm king glee.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  How do I do it?

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  You curl your tongue.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can glee.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  You have to load some spit under there. Gleeks were cool to do. Remember gleeing on someone in school?

• 15:28Speaker 02

  Oh, I could kind of do that.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, gleeing in school.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I can glee. All right, what else? Can you do... Put your hands together and make music?

• 15:36Speaker 02

  Like fart?

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Wait.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  Hold on. Let me hear that again.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty good.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  That's actually...

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Can you do that?

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can. Try.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  You can't.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  I can't.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you can't do that. What else?

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  I see why they got you on reservation, Doug.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What else could you do? Nothing much, huh?

• 16:05Speaker 02

  No, I mean, I do this. This is my...

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Juggle. Can you juggle?

• 16:09Speaker 02

  I could do my... Yeah.

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  No, no, don't give him stuff.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Can you dance?

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna break.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Can you dance? Are you a dancer?

• 16:15Speaker 02

  I mean, I got some solid... I got some okay moves.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  Can I be honest right now?

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  I really miss Andres.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm kidding. Richie, I love you.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  We love you.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  I think you're great. You're here to stay.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Uh, and, uh, all jokes aside, you don't have a girlfriend. You're single, right?

• 16:34Speaker 02

  I actually just got rejected like this week.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you're not married and have kids?

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  Bobby.

• 16:38Speaker 02

  Oh, sorry.

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  Come on, man.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  Come on, sit down.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  No, fuck you, dude. I really thought...

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  You thought the 23-year-old kid had three kids with a woman from Cambodia?

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  I saw Amish talk in Mary where this kid was 22 and had like six kids.

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  No, man.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  You have nothing.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  You just got rejected?

• 16:57Speaker 02

  No, I just got rejected. I bought concert tickets and we were kinda talking and I thought it would be a good gesture and then she did.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  What concert? Depends on what the concert is.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. I got Weird Al.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  That's a rad concert.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  It goes on. That's what I thought. It's a cool... That's really cool. I saw them. I bought them instantly. I thought it was a really good idea.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  Dude, this kid, this is like, uh, you remember those things when we were kids, those little... There were tiny little squishy things and you put them in the tub and they expanded?

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  What were those things called? That, whatever that was, that's like Richie is that to McCon. Like, he's... He needs to just get in the tub, he'll expand. They're the same kinda...

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  You can do it with gummy bears.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  You can?

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  You can put a gummy bear in a bowl with water and it'll grow overnight.

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  I wanna do that.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  Richie, so you bought Weird Al tickets. How much did you spend?

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Not that... I mean, like 75 bucks, something like that, which is like pretty good for two tickets.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Two tickets, 75 bucks?

• 17:48Speaker 02

  It's just like not that bad.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  No, did you go solo?

• 17:51Speaker 02

  Well, no, it still hasn't happened yet, so I need to... I need to find someone to do Weird Al with. It's late. It's at the end of August.

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  Richie, did you get backstage at least?

• 17:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Do you know Weird Al?

• 18:01Speaker 02

  Pretty not great ticket.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  You know him.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  They're like pretty far in the bag.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something real fast.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  All the ladies at home that are looking for a good man. He's six feet tall. That's taller than the average male. He's got a yearly income of... Don't worry about it. Never mind. But he can take you to Weird Al. What kind of car do you drive?

• 18:18Speaker 02

  No car.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  That's even better.

• 18:19Speaker 02

  George drove me.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  George drove you. That's embarrassing.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  But, but, but he's a, but you know what? How about this?

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  If there's a young lady that's willing to go on a date with Richie to go to this Weird Al Yacht concert.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  We'll set it up. We'll, we'll, we'll set them up with a nice car and everything.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  We'll do that.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  You will.

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  You will.

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  Uh, look at me.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. But seriously, girls, if you're interested in this gentleman, he got blown off, he got stood up. That's awful and gross, right? You got rejected. Uh, please email Carlos in the booth at gmail.com. Uh, and if you live in Los Angeles, he can take you. You just have to submit a video saying why you'd like to go on a date with Richard. Uh, what's your full name? What's your, is your full name Richard?

• 19:04Speaker 02

  It's Richard, but I always go by Richie. Everyone always calls me Richie.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. So if you want to go on a date with Richard, uh...

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask, is there dinner involved? You gotta take him to dinner first.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Not before Weird Al. They'll, they'll throw up.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But where, where would you bring this person?

• 19:19Speaker 02

  Today, I guess somewhere around the...

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm a girl. So Richie, um, I've never heard of Weird Al, but is it gonna be good?

• 19:25Speaker 02

  It'll be great. Oh, he's gonna sing Yoda at the end. That's my favorite one.

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  What? Anyway, um, I'm pretty hungry. Are we gonna eat something?

• 19:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's go to In-N-Out. In-N-Out's good.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, In-N-Out is good.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  In-N-Out's good.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you're high at one in the morning.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  It is good.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So where are we going, Richie?

• 19:44Speaker 02

  Uh, a dime? We're going to like, like, you know Granville in Burbank?

• 19:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:48Speaker 02

  I go to, Granville's a good spot.

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  It's a, yeah, it's a, it's like...

• 19:52Speaker 02

  That's like the best I can do.

• 19:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's like a nice, it's like a nice chain.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a chain?

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  It's a nice chain.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  It's a nice...

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. We're driving by the street, yeah.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  It's like what, uh, it's like what Panera Bread wishes it could be.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I'm saying? It's like a nice...

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  So Granville you would go?

• 20:09Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Granville's, Granville's nice. It's a good, good area.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  What's the best place you can take though? Somebody?

• 20:14Speaker 02

  Granville.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  You let him come over and clean up poop, he'll be able to take her wherever he wants.

• 20:17Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, I could get a little better date.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  I'll just give you the money.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so how about this?

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  No, Granville's nice. It's like a nice chain.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good, good.

• 20:26Andrew Santino?

  But, but if she's not hot, where does she go? In and out?

• 20:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, in and out, BK.

• 20:31Andrew Santino?

  So you judge the meal on the look?

• 20:33Speaker 02

  No, not always.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but I was gonna, so how are you gonna, so we're gonna get you a car?

• 20:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  Pick you up, and then pick her up? And then we gotta get you a car back from Weird Al?

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  Why don't we just give him someone's car? Carlos!

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta use your car. To go on a date, he has to use your car.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, great.

• 20:53Speaker 07

  Wait, but do you have a license, dude?

• 20:55Speaker 02

  I do have a license.

• 20:56Speaker 07

  Alright, he's good.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  I just don't have a car.

• 20:58Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're good. He'll use Carlos's car.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  But here's the only stipulation. Carlos has to go with you on the date, and the whole time, he's gonna be trying to fuck that girl.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  So good luck.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  And add an element of challenge.

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, it's too easy otherwise.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  It's too easy, yeah.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  You can't get set up by Bad Friends and not. So Carlos will be with you on the date, trying to hook up.

• 21:19Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 21:20Speaker 07

  I'll blue chew too.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  Or you sabotage it by not going to Granville? And go to Ma- Mastro's.

• 21:29Speaker 07

  Oh, and make him pay?

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  No, and just go, "Oh, you can't afford this? I'll get it."

• 21:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's...

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that'd be a good one.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Carlos, how dare you?

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good one.

• 21:38Speaker 07

  I do wanna do that, actually.

• 21:39Andrew Santino?

  That's kinda tight.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then instead of, instead of Weird Al, you're like, "Oh, I'm going to Coldplay." No, oh no, Oasis. London.

• 21:47Andrew Santino?

  Let's get on a plane now.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  Let's get on a plane now.

• 21:49Andrew Santino?

  That's hot.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  "I only have two tickets."

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, Rich.

• 21:52Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, Rich.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  What would you do? Get revenge, Rich?

• 21:56Speaker 02

  I would say, Weird Al's playing Yoda in the encore, we can't miss it.

• 22:01Andrew Santino?

  How many times have you seen Weird Al?

• 22:02Speaker 02

  Never, I can't wait.

• 22:04Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  I'm really excited.

• 22:05Andrew Santino?

  Where is he playing? The Greek?

• 22:06Speaker 02

  Kia Forum.

• 22:07Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 22:09Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 22:09Andrew Santino?

  He can sell the Kia Forum?

• 22:10Speaker 02

  Yes, sir!

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 22:14Andrew Santino?

  You're a diehard.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  He's into it.

• 22:16Speaker 02

  I've been dying to go.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hello fresh. Oh my God. You know what? You know what I need?

• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  Every night HelloFresh because I like good ingredients. I like good food and I also it saves time.

• 22:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, you may have heard of HelloFresh people at home. They send chef crafted recipes and fresh ingredients to your home. But this summer, they made their biggest menu upgrade yet. This isn't the HelloFresh you remember. It is bigger, healthier and tastier. And I will say they sent us, they sent us a bunch and you can get steak and seafood recipes delivered every week for no extra cost. There's three times more seafood on the menu now at no extra cost, which I'm a big fish fan. The band and the food.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  I love that too. And HelloFresh has doubled their menu. Now you can choose up to 100 options each week, including new seasonal dishes and recipes from around the world. Dig into bigger proportions that'll keep everyone satisfied.

• 23:06Andrew Santino?

  And they're healthier. Feel great with a healthy menu. They got veggie packed recipes that have two or more veggie in them. And it's high protein. It is delicious. You must try it. The best way to cook just got better. Go to hellofresh.com/badfriends10fm now to get 10 free meals and a free item for life.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box. New subscribers only varies by plan.

• 23:33Andrew Santino?

  That's hellofresh.com/badfriends10fm to get 10 free meals and a free item for life.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew.

• 23:40Andrew Santino?

  Yum yum yum yum.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  Yum yum yum yum.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  You guys, without BlueChew, sometimes it doesn't happen for me.

• 23:46Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes it doesn't and that doesn't matter.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter, but if you want it to happen every time.

• 23:51Andrew Santino?

  You got BlueChew.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, I, you know, I'm getting older.

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  As you, there's no shame in that. It's gonna happen to everybody. And sometimes you have a little erectile dysfunction.

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  Or sometimes your guys sleeping and you need to wake them up a little bit. BlueChew is the.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Good morning, wake up.

• 24:05Andrew Santino?

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• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  And we got a special deal for our listeners. As always, get your first month of BlueChew free. Just use promo code BADFRIENDS at checkout and pay $5 for shipping.

• 24:41Andrew Santino?

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• 25:21Andrew Santino?

  I wish I, you know, you know him?

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I've never met him. No, I have met him. Yes, I have met him. Super nice, Christian.

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  Reach out.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know him in that way.

• 25:30Andrew Santino?

  Because imagine if this guy could take somebody backstage?

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:33Andrew Santino?

  Are you a Yankovic fan at home, ladies? You gotta hit up Carlos in the booth at gmail.com to get this guy to take you to a show. You gotta live in the LA metropolitan area.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 25:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Can't be someone that, when we get someone that emails, they're like, I live in Yucipa. You're like, well, I don't know what the fuck that is. Do you live alone?

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, Studio A, man.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  This is nice.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  It's nice.

• 25:56Andrew Santino?

  What is Batano? Batano?

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  What's Batano? What is that?

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what that is, but I know what this is. And this is Arsenal FC, guys.

• 26:05Andrew Santino?

  You got an Arsenal jersey?

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  It's the Slepp King in the back.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  And thank you to London.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for London.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for London. London, we had a really fun time with you guys.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Could I get some stuff on my chest, or?

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  Go for it.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  How about London in Europe?

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do it.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Two things.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  I've been, I've been listening to a lot of Ram Dass.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  Have you really?

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the spiritual.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  I know who he is.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Teacher, yeah. And I've been trying to meditate and it's all because of Europe.

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Um, some things occurred.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  What, what happened in Europe?

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, um. You and I had our issue, but I'm not gonna talk about that, but I'm gonna talk about, um.

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  We didn't have an issue.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  We had a gripe, I had a gripe.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  We had a gripe, but, but that's mended.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  And what did I say to you in the hallway?

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  After the gripe?

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, post gripe.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  I'll never do that again.

• 26:53Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:59Andrew Santino?

  And I think that's the best three beats.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't know if it was in that order.

• 27:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're right. You know, you know what it was?

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  You know how much I love you.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  And I'm really sorry and that won't happen again. So it was in that exact order.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  That's okay because we're partners. You know what I mean? Um.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  But we're also brothers.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  And we're also sisters.

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  Sister, sister.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  They should remake it with us.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, sister, sister. Um, The Tale of Two Sisters. That's another horror movie that's a Korean movie. Do you see it? Let's go back to my gripes with the.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  Grip, grip, grip, grip it up. Grip, grip, grip, grip, grip.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  All right. Okay, there we go. The week leading up to the gripes. Why are you nodding your head, Richie? You weren't there.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  I wanna know about the gripes. He's interested in the gripes. Yeah.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um. Was a great week. We went shopping in London.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Really good meals.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  Delicious.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  And what a beautiful city.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  My wife got her phone stolen on day one.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  That was tough. Very, a very London experience.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You had a rough experience in London, a little bit.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  We landed in London and we got robbed the first night.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  And you know what? I've been protect, I protected my phone so badly.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, I told you, I was like, dude, they're, they're ready to.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  They're ready.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Look at the, look at the amount of iPhones stolen in London on a daily basis. This guy, I mean, honestly, it's a joke, but continue your gripe.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Let me get gripe first and then we'll do the London.

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  Grip it out, dog.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, um, the first gripe was, um, when I first landed.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay, gripe it out.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you what, do you know what it was?

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  There was no car waiting?

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm fine with that.

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  Are you?

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  If you're gonna gripe.

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, alright.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  Gripe.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  We'll talk about some of my things then.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  Gripe, Dolly.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright. So, um. What do I say now?

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  We've had tour managers before.

• 28:54Andrew Santino?

  We have.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And I wanna name her name, she's great.

• 28:58Andrew Santino?

  We love her.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  And, um, when we're in a city, ready to go, um, to the gig or a hotel, whatever.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  There's a car waiting for us.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  There is, yeah.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay? When somebody else is tour managing, I don't wanna name the person, right? Uh, we have to get in a gypsy cab. And, and we have to wait two hours. Okay? You know, it's, uh. It's a little different.

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  It's different.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  And the, also the, look at his face.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  Who? Richie?

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, but that's not my first gripe.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, why don't you, okay?

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, with somebody.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  Who is it?

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  McCon.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  I talked to Whitney, I talked to Bert, I talked to a bunch of people about this.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, name somebody legitimate.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Um, Gerard Butler.

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  He, I love him.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  Tell you a little story later.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay. About Gerard Butler?

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he loves you.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, okay, move on.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God, he loves you.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  Brother, I've done this to you, I've, I've lied to you and said, this person loves you.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  And he's like, hi Bobby mom.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  Right, shut up.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  That's your line.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Shut up, dude.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Why are you blushing?

• 30:02Speaker 07

  I know what's coming.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And I said, we're in the car, and, you know, McCon is the videographer. And, you know, you're trying to look at the buildings, you know, it's a city I haven't been to in 20 years.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  And I'm in, I'm in awe, I'm taking it, I'm taking in the history.

• 30:19Andrew Santino?

  You're always taking it in.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm looking at the parliament, I'm looking at the, you know.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  Big Ben.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  The Big Ben, I'm looking at the statues, you know, the history where the Beatles played on that rooftop.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  We love that.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? And there's a camera in my face, now. At one point, I was like, you know what, put it down, because I, it's kind of like distracting me, I wanna, you know. And he goes, no.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  I go, I'm serious, McCon, just put it down because I'm trying to enjoy, it's kinda, you know. Nope. I go, yeah, do what? No. I go, why? He goes, cuz Andrew said, no.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  So then I look at him and I go, but you know, it's half my podcast, right? He goes, I don't care. Andrew said no.

• 31:02Andrew Santino?

  The balls.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? So now everyone listening right now, this is what I have to do now. I gotta call Andrew to call Mccone to say no.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 31:13Andrew Santino?

  Now, did I say shove a camera in his face? And when he says stop, uh, don't stop, I never said that.

• 31:18Speaker 07

  No, but there's a history on tour where Bob, you like to, you know, okay, put the camera down, but it's like for the bit and like you're always your point, your, your, you're a good actor sometimes. I don't know what's real and what's fake.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  And I thought you were doing a bit. This is manipulation at his highest order. This is Fargo shit. I rewatch Fargo, you Minnesota people, dude. It's Fargo shit.

• 31:38Andrew Santino?

  They all manipulate.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they manipulate. You act all innocent, but then you're shooting somebody in the face.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're putting people in a woodchipper.

• 31:44Speaker 07

  Who said he wasn't from Minnesota? The shooters weren't from Minnesota.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  Here's the deal.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Did you hear that tone though?

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  I heard it.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  I heard it right now. He just did it literally right there.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  That tone was no.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  When he was in the car.

• 31:55Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 31:55Speaker 07

  No, and I do apologize for that.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  And I never told you to keep rolling when he says stop.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:00Speaker 07

  Well, yeah.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  It also, uh,

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 32:03Speaker 07

  There, there have been times where I'll look over when Bobby's like, stop. And I'll look to you and you'll go.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if it's fun.

• 32:09Speaker 07

  I know. And this was so fun. We were going by buildings. He was like, he was like, ah, it looks like Auschwitz. It was so, he was just throwing out gold constantly.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's gold?

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  It's bronze.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  The point is, Mccone and I, and Bobby and I had a real conversation about it. Mccone is there to do, that is his job, but he kept doing too much of his job when you asked him to not do his job. And how is he being punished? And I'll tell you, he's been sleeping at the studio.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I'm not kidding.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know what the story is.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  I came in this morning.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  I know the story.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  To go get stuff.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he's sleeping here.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  He's sleeping on the couch in the studio.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, hey buddy. And he goes, hey.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  I go, what are you doing? I couldn't, I guess is where I had to go. I said, do you need somewhere to sleep, dude? No, I kinda like it here.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  So he's self, he's self bashing. He's doing it to punish himself.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, the apartment that he has, something happened. There was a gas leak or what happened?

• 33:11Speaker 07

  It's, it was built in like 1906 and they're repainting it. So they sanded and now there's just lead paint dust in everywhere. Cause they didn't properly cover our windows.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  And his landlord legally has to give him money to go somewhere else. And his landlord was like, no.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 33:25Speaker 07

  And then my renter's insurance doesn't cover any of that either.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So you're staying here?

• 33:29Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You taking a shower at your house tomorrow?

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  No, where'd you shower today?

• 33:33Speaker 07

  I didn't shower today.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  Let him stay at your house.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I already have three Filipinos staying there.

• 33:41Andrew Santino?

  What's one more Minnesota?

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Alright, so, um.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  So that.

• 33:45Speaker 07

  How did we establish the?

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  No, hold on, hold on. That argument though of like, you thought I was joking?

• 33:50Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Maybe the first time, but I said like three or four times. And then it got to the point, then it got to the point where I had to actually call Andrew. At that point, you would think that I wasn't joking.

• 33:58Speaker 07

  No, I know. And then I stopped.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  He did stop that?

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  After Andrew called you to stop.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  That's right. I told him.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, the people that I've talked to about this, that's fireable.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, what do you think? Do you wanna fire him?

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 34:10Speaker 07

  But I think the moral is we, we reached an agreement where we established a safe word, which.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  He did.

• 34:16Speaker 07

  And I think it's, I think it's a great tactic.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  First of all.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  That was for you. I said, let's have a safe word when you really don't wanna be filmed.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Can this be the safe word? Stop?

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  No, because.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Why, why is stop not the safe word anymore?

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Because stop with you is playful. It's gotta be a word. It's, here's the thing. When you're having, when you're playing character sex with someone you're having sex with.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  I love that.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  And they have to have a safe word that's offbeat. So they know it has nothing to do with what's going on.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  Like, like Ricky Tiki Tembo, no Sirembo. You have to do that. And I'm not, that's not a. That's an Asian thing, but it's not an Asian thing.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's the first gripe. May we move on to the?

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  Gripe two.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:58Andrew Santino?

  Where is Carlos, by the way? You getting?

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Because this next gripe is about you. And this one was, oh my god, I could not believe it.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  I will.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Because I've got some, I've got some-

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  You got one?

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, I have something to talk to him about.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. This one was-

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 35:15Speaker 05

  What happened?

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  Let him feel a bit-

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what happened!

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 35:23Speaker 05

  Not with him, I don't know what happened.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  No, but with me. Do you know what happened with me?

• 35:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, you made a huge deal about it.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 35:31Speaker 05

  At the, in, in Ireland.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:33Speaker 05

  Yeah. We got in a tiff.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  No, we didn't get in a tiff. You got in a tiff.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, I forgot. When I said, "Are you mad?", you said, "I'm not mad", which was very scary.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  Which means he's mad.

• 35:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was very scary.

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  It's like when you say "stop", but you don't want it to-

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  But Jedi mind tricks.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  You do a little Jedi.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you're a Padawan, you grow up in that lifestyle.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  Gripe, gripe two. Gripe two, Padawan.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go. So, um, I just want to tell people listening, hello. And bonjour.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And what I want to also say is this, is that, um, you know, when you're on a tour, right? After, we don't eat all day.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, you, you usually don't.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but still, I mean, a lot of the people's complaint is, after the show-

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Food.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, we're hungry. And so, um, what the other, um, tour manager would do, okay?

• 36:23Speaker 05

  The thing I did in London the first night?

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Did he?

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  Getting a little sticky.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Did he?

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's where you ate, Nessa.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not true. You know who came up with that?

• 36:35Speaker 05

  Your friend.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  My friend. Do you remember that?

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:39Speaker 05

  I had reservations-

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, she did it. I, I was in the car when she called, like, "Can we get a table of 15?"

• 36:45Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm talking about the night before.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about show night!

• 36:52Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about show night!

• 36:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, but we can't let go of, like, other nights that I did for you.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, but the other nights, we can figure that out.

• 37:00Speaker 05

  Wait, can we talk about gripe zero? Which was that you didn't like your seat on the plane? Because it was business and not first, even though they have the same seats?

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh god, dude, I didn't have a gripe on that? How dare you? My only complaint is-

• 37:16Speaker 05

  That Robin Thicke was in first.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you were mad because Robin Thicke was in first. You did say that.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not the gripe. The gripe is this.

• 37:27Andrew Santino?

  You said, "Why the fuck is Robin Thicke at first and I'm not?"

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, he cut ahead of me. I'm in line for first, he cut ahead of me. I go, "Where the fuck is Robin Thicke going, cutting ahead of me?"

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  He's so famous.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he's so handsome too.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Right. I don't mind following Robin Thicke, Rick, I can't even fucking talk. Robin Thicke into the plane, but I had to wait another 20, anyway, stop.

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  Stop.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  Move on.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing about that plane, okay? Is, it's the, I've never been on a plane like it. Where you're facing, so I'm facing this way? And there's a dude facing this way, right? And our heads are this close, like, his head's right here, and we're, right? And there's a little wall that you can pull up, but you can't pull that up until the flight takes off.

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I'm just kinda, and he's coughing.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I'm like, and then I go, "Can I bring the..." And they're like, "No, not until..." Now I can't, you know? It's weird.

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  So I complained about that, I'm sorry, okay? But I'm grateful for the flight.

• 38:28Speaker 05

  No problem.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  Gripe, go on.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's go, let's go to gripe.

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  Cause I'm gonna wedge mine in real fast.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  You wanna do it now?

• 38:34Andrew Santino?

  Night one. I said...

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  He's bouncing around.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 38:39Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Carlos?

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  And I said, "Are you high?"

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 38:44Andrew Santino?

  And what did you say to me?

• 38:45Speaker 05

  Oh, I said no, but that's cause I forgot I was high.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  No, dude!

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 38:50Speaker 05

  No, Andrew!

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  That's too high!

• 38:52Speaker 05

  No!

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  If you're so high, you forgot you're high, that's high!

• 38:55Speaker 05

  It's because I took all my edibles on the plane when we landed, because I thought we were gonna go through customs.

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  I said, "First of all, I told you not to bring anything through."

• 39:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it's fine in the air.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  I said that you're high.

• 39:08Speaker 05

  International air.

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  And you said no. And then I, and then Mccone ratted you out and said, "He bought weed from a guy in the park."

• 39:15Speaker 05

  Oh no, that was Brad, he gave it to me.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 39:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  Gave you weed in the park, and you smoked weed with him in the park?

• 39:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was fun. It was like a real British experience. It was like Ted Lasso.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  What's British about smoking weed in the park? That's a British thing?

• 39:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, there was, it was British grass that we were sitting on.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  It is British grass.

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never had British grass.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  God save the Queen.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Back to my gripe?

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  Gripen.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So...

• 39:40Speaker 05

  Sorry, Andrew, about forgetting, I can't believe I fucking did that.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  No, it's okay, I just wanted you to tell me the truth.

• 39:45Speaker 05

  No, I mean, I'm always gonna be honest with you. If I forget, it's just the brain sometimes goes, man.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  I understand.

• 39:50Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  So, um, we're in Dublin, okay? And, um-

• 39:57Andrew Santino?

  Lovely city.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  Lovely city.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  That hotel.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  Lovely city.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  I went back twice for that lunch.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  I know, you ate it to the same-

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's- This is all Papa needs, for nutrients, okay?

• 40:11Speaker 05

  So you had food at your hotel already? You could've just went there and ate it.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, uh, no, hold on, hold on, okay. I see what he's doing.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  He's good today.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna let you know how the human body works, okay? Um, there's something called breakfast, lunch, and dinner, correct?

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it goes breakfast, lunch, dinner.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  And, and since we're in Europe, you get a second breakfast.

• 40:32Andrew Santino?

  Always.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:33Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  You always have to, okay? So yes, I had lunch twice, two days in a row, at the hotel, what do you call it? Cafe.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  Cafe, yeah.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Soft sandwiches, tomato soup, little side cheese plate, some greens, and, and a beverage of some sort.

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, and I ran into that old Joe Walsh, remember, I told you?

• 40:57Andrew Santino?

  Crazy, you ran into Joe Walsh.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm outside, you didn't hear about that? I'm outside of, um, the hotel, and I'm smoking a cigarette, and I've just been thinking about you. Cause this is the day after, this is when I'm waiting, waiting for my car for, to, to the airport.

• 41:10Speaker 05

  The BMW X5.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  What is he doing?

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  I'll, I got, well, I'll tell him something, he booked-

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Jo- Joe Walsh-

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  He booked a fucking Prius for me to go back to the airport.

• 41:19Speaker 05

  Well- Oh, fuck.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  He booked a Prius, I have five bags, I've been gone for three weeks. He booked a Prius. The Prius shows up, I go, I go, I can't get in this.

• 41:29Speaker 05

  Andrew, they don't have Priuses on the black lanes, so-

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey, Bob, it was a Prius.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  I believe you.

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  It was a Prius.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  Wholeheartedly, my friend.

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  I saw what showed up.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm on your side, dude.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  It was a Prius.

• 41:39Speaker 05

  Andrew, I'm on your side too, I think we should call corporate.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  It was a Prius, and I go, I don't think my luggage can fit in there, there's, um, my wife and I have fi- five bags, we've been traveling for three weeks. Go ahead.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  When I get, when I get gripes, my ear, it just-

• 41:53Andrew Santino?

  So you get itchy ear?

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay, um, can I do mine?

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  Go for it.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, the show's over, it's about 8:30.

• 42:02Speaker 05

  I've been working 14 hours, I'm-

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's your job. The job entitles a lot of things.

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  It's a big job.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  It's a big job.

• 42:09Speaker 05

  Sir.

• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So Andreas is there with us.

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he is.

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  And no joke, I turned to him and I go, "What are we gonna go eat?" He's like, "I don't, we don't have, you know, plan, you know?"

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  Richie, do an impression?

• 42:26Speaker 02

  Uh, we don't have a plan to go to the restaurant.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Perfect. Very good.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, very good.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  More French, but fine.

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  French, French, Spain, they touch.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "Well, that's interesting because, you know, usually a tour manager..."

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  Sets it up.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  Sets it up.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, "I'll be right back." And he, I guess, goes to Carlos and goes, "Bobby is telling me," you know what I mean? To get that, you should already have that arranged.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  So now, we're talking to, by the way, that show was amazing in Dublin.

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  It's great.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We had these dancers go up on stage.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  The Irish dancers.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  The Irish dancers.

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  So fun.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  We danced with them.

• 43:04Andrew Santino?

  I loved it.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  And it was pure joy.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  It was magic.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  It crushed, too.

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was magic.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  So afterwards, I'm with, um, there's three Irish lady dancers, a male.

• 43:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  And we're chatting it up backstage.

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

  We're razz, we're razz.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what a victory! Yeah, yeah?

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  Big Dublin.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know, we're cugging, and all of a sudden, this is what I hear, and I'm not making this up, "Fuck you, Bobby!"

• 43:30Andrew Santino?

  That is...

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, no, that's the tone. That was the tone.

• 43:33Speaker 05

  That's the tone, that's not the words I said.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what was the real words? I'm sorry, I don't, I saw the movie once.

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  What were the words?

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  I wasn't there for this, I had no idea.

• 43:40Speaker 05

  "I'm working, Bobby."

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  "I'm working, Bobby!" You, but there were some swears.

• 43:44Speaker 05

  No, there were no swears, it was just tone, you were right on tone.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's screaming at me, right?

• 43:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  With, I'm with these people.

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

  In front of friends.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  In front of friends.

• 43:55Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Workmates.

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Cohorts, if you, if I may?

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  Cohorts, yeah.

• 43:59Speaker 05

  It's like show, the showbiz experience, it's like an Aaron Sorkin show backstage.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:05Speaker 05

  Trying to...

• 44:07Speaker 05

  Like steady.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  And when he did that, I calmly walked up to you.

• 44:12Speaker 05

  It was horrifying.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  And I go, are you out of your fucking mind?

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  Don't ever talk to me like that again, okay?

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  If you had done that to anybody that was the artist, a road manager, out the window.

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  Out the window.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  Right? I don't know why you're nodding your head, McCollum. Same thing, okay?

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're on probation as well.

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  The fuck are you?

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Rocket Money. Oh, Andrew, I've saved so much money on Rocket Money.

• 44:48Andrew Santino?

  You know why? Because Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  There are some like photo apps and games and stuff that have subscriptions on that just bleed money.

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  But Rocket, what is Rocket Money? Rocket Money has it on an interface where you can just easily cancel all of them.

• 45:08Andrew Santino?

  It's so simple. It shows you how much money that you've been wasting. They help try to negotiate your bills to lower them for you.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  The app automatically scans your bills to find opportunities to save and then goes to work to get you better deals. They'll even talk to customer service so you don't have to.

• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  That's right, it's the best part. The dashboard lays everything out, a total financial picture. It is very simple. You need to get it. Rocket Money's 5 million members have saved a total of 500 million in canceled subscriptions with members saving up to $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features. You know, and a lot of people, Bob, a lot of people, myself included, paid for stuff and I didn't know it was reoccurring subscription based. So it's like, I just didn't know these charges were happening until I checked it out with Rocket Money. And thankfully, they're able to clear it all up and get rid of that stuff that I haven't used in forever.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/badfriends today.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  That's rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Rocketmoney.com/bad.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

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• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  That is exactly right. And it's proven, by the way, we're not the only ones. You know Shopify, you've heard about it. And it's been around for quite a long time now because they are helping all businesses, no matter how big, no matter how small, no matter what their growth is, they are there for you. And based on a report from EY, businesses on Shopify POS see real results like 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9% uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  And let's face it, acquiring new customers is expensive with Shopify's POS. You can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  So if you're someone that's selling something and distributing or whatever you're doing, whether you're a business that's big or small, or a show like Bad Friends, you need to try Shopify. Turn those what ifs into why nots and keep giving those big dreams the best shot with Shopify.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  Set up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 47:18Andrew Santino?

  Go to Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 47:22Speaker 00

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• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  It's like the dog, you remember you're like, who ate my slipper and one, yeah, yeah.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Or the guilty dog is just, you know what I mean? Yeah. So that's what you're doing.

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  Only person in the window not on probation is Richie.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Richie's the best. And so what I want to say is I, after that, I went to my dressing room. No one's in there and I sat down and I just literally went, um, yeah. I think I, I can't do this.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'm not, I'm being real. I just can't do this, you know? And it was the first time I ever felt that where I was like, um.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Do I want to change things up?

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  Mm hmm.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  Do you?

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Not with you and I.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  No, no, with.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  With them.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why. Ram Dass.

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  What did Ram Dass teach you?

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 48:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't remember, but just some of his tone of his voice and about mindfulness and stuff. So it's like I, um, it passed some of the rage.

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  Some of it.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  Tied to it.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  But it does show me that there is something wrong with, and the dynamics. And I think that we mixed fame with our employees. When you have employees and you have, you mix it with, dude, you're getting recognized.

• 49:26Speaker 05

  I think this is projection because I think that there's a whole different problem happening here. And it has nothing to, like fame didn't even come into my head.

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  What is the other problem that you think it is?

• 49:36Speaker 05

  I've known Bobby since 2009 and I work for him, so I talk to him.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  So in the way that you make fun of me saying you let Mccone in too close, you let him get in too close. You give him too much, blah, blah, blah, then you do that with Carlos.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, I mean, of course I have known him that long.

• 49:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Right. But it's not like we were like the best of friends.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  So you're saying you're not friends with him at all?

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I was. It's like, let's suppose Esther Pavinsky, right?

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  One day was just like, I want to be your assistant. Then the role changes.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  The roles change and you have to do that job.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  But are you communicating that?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think that's just an instinct?

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if he's got good instincts.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'll, can I give you an example of this?

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I was on Mad TV with Jordan Peele. And we hung out all the time. We were very close.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay. He became this gigantic director.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The, the roles have changed a little bit in our friendship.

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  You know, um, and I instinctually know that. The things that I would say to him, I think that before, I don't think I would.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I think just the roles have changed. He's in a different place. And, um, yeah.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  He should be the same guy you knew before.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  I, I think I'm saying it wrong. I think that if I, he hired me in a movie.

• 50:52Andrew Santino?

  He hired you?

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  Ah, okay.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  If he hired me in a movie, the roles would change, I think, is what I meant to say.

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's not like I'd be like, fuck you, I'm not doing that.

• 51:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, how do we reconcile?

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm fine. You know, I mean, they have to change.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  Are you willing to change?

• 51:10Speaker 05

  I mean, yes, I'm willing to change that aspect of my behavior. I shouldn't have yelled at you, Bob, as just as a guy I know that was fucked up.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  But did you, can we just admit, though, it was a scream?

• 51:23Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, I screamed at you.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  I wish you were there.

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  I wanted to see it.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  It would have startled you.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  Pretty upset I didn't see it.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would have startled you.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  It was awesome.

• 51:36Speaker 05

  I didn't say that.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  He was about to say it was awesome.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  It was awesome?

• 51:42Speaker 05

  That is future projection on what I could have said, but...

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing that I have a little bone to pick with you, too. Is that I'm beginning to think this Arsenal thing was a prank.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  So I'm gonna, I'll tell you...

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean by that?

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  So, what are you doing?

• 51:59Speaker 05

  Pulling on my email, so you see it's not a prank.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  A fan made that for you?

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  No, that's what I'm saying.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you think it's bullshit?

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  So a week before we're going to London,

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Carlos calls me and goes, "Guess we're going to the Emirates." Which is, you know, my favorite sporting team. It's in North London, and I've never been to the Emirates. It's the stadium that they play in.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, "Yeah, you're gonna get a tour of the grounds and this and that." And I was little, I, did I not cry?

• 52:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was emotional.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  I cried because I was so happy. Did I go to the Emirates when I was in London? No.

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  No. I don't know what it looks like. I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  But...

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  Don't say it.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  No, I was gonna say, do you think a different tour manager would have got you to the Emirates?

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, that's a good one. Whoa! Yeah!

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  I think so!

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  Boy.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna take a second and say something.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. Speak your mind.

• 53:06Andrew Santino?

  That was a funny bit.

• 53:08Speaker 05

  The Emirates thing?

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  What I just said. It was just for a bit.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  It's for a bit.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  But I think you did a good job. And we do love you.

• 53:16Speaker 05

  Thanks, Andrew.

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  And we appreciate you. And Mccone did a good job. And we appreciate you.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  And Richie?

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Did a better job.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  You did the best job.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  And he wasn't even there.

• 53:30Andrew Santino?

  And he wasn't even there.

• 53:30Speaker 02

  Ah, thanks, guys!

• 53:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:34Speaker 07

  We gotta put him in the animated show. We don't even have a choice. Gripe's out?

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't feel better.

• 53:41Speaker 07

  You don't feel better with that, with the gripes gone?

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  The apologies have to be a little bit more real, I think.

• 53:45Speaker 07

  You don't believe them?

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  No. Let's, let's hear it now. Mccone first, and then Carlos, and let's just hear these. I wanna see, and you, and as a very, one of my best friends in the world.

• 53:55Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Will you be real to see if it's a real apology?

• 53:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, let's see.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let me try to, let me just get my mindful hat on. And let me, um, open my heart.

• 54:04Speaker 07

  Wait, it's loose on this side. There it is.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? It's open?

• 54:08Speaker 07

  Wide open.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Wide open. I'm in the moment, okay, and I will turn my body, like animatronic style.

• 54:18Speaker 07

  Hi Bobby, I just wanna say legitimately, I'm so sorry that I was filming too much when you didn't want to. I just know that whenever we're on these trips, some of the best times of my life, and I really wanna capture every moment of it, not just for my memory, but for the fans.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Stop for a second. He's already justifying it in some way, right? I just want an apology. He's, it's already tied into like why he did.

• 54:38Speaker 07

  I'm sorry, but.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  His behavior, but that's what it is. Start over, please. Open and go.

• 54:44Speaker 07

  Bobby, I was wrong to have been filming for you as much as I was.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:48Speaker 07

  And when you said stop, and now we have a safe word to not do that, so it'll never happen again, I guarantee it.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I feel, that felt real.

• 54:56Speaker 07

  A little bit.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's still a little bit of a.

• 54:59Speaker 07

  It's gonna be more sweet, no tears, nothing, no weather. The first one was gonna be sweeter, but you guys wanted a more straightforward one.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:05Speaker 07

  I was like, I'll just cut to the chase.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I want.

• 55:07Speaker 07

  It's what you should want.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:09Speaker 07

  Interesting.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  You know, let me say something, man.

• 55:11Speaker 07

  Next!

• 55:13Speaker 05

  Hey Bob.

• 55:16Speaker 05

  Carlos here.

• 55:19Speaker 05

  I'm sorry I was so passionate about the show, and that I let it out on you. I should have done better. I should have been, I should have done the Buddhist thing to do. Sit with my feelings, don't release them in anger.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  Are you singing an Oasis song?

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 55:41Speaker 05

  I didn't.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Really good.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 55:43Speaker 05

  And um, I love you forever, man. Yeah.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  Are you high right now?

• 55:48Speaker 05

  No.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:49Speaker 05

  No.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  Okay, alright. I didn't buy it.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  I didn't buy it either.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I love you forever.

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 05

  That's like what you would say on your wedding day.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're not getting fucking married.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:02Speaker 05

  I've been married, so I would know.

• 56:03Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 56:04Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  I know you have.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  So Jules are Rudy Jules.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Our beloved.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Her mom lives with me. And.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  And Rudy lives with me.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and so every other night, we have a movie night.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and so they've been pretty open to the movies I've suggested.

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm trying to push Alien and Aliens.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  I love Alien.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  Do you like Aliens?

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I thought it was very good. They're two different movies. The second one is more action-packed and more Hollywood, but the first one is a masterpiece.

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  Alien.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  But, do you think they'll like it?

• 56:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Because I showed them Taxi Driver and they're just like.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, this is very different movies.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  I think they'll like, I think they'll like Alien.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Really?

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Alien's such a good movie.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  What? I made them watch, we saw, um, not Talk To Me, but the other Bring Her Back. We liked that. Um, yeah, so we watched horror.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  She'll like it, they'll like it.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  But throw me some, because I showed them, I'm gonna show you the movies I showed them and they loved. They didn't, think about this, some of these movies they never, they never even heard of. Alright, so we saw, um, Shawshank Redemption.

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  Never heard of that movie?

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Never saw it, heard of it. Imagine.

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  Turned on the TV once.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, they don't have TVs.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they loved it.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  No, I like.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  It's easy to follow.

• 57:27Andrew Santino?

  No, I like it, I like it. My point is like, I didn't know if that would interest them.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a perfect movie.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  It's a pretty good movie.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Steph King.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's right. Very good.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  Thanks.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  The second one is, um, then we went to Scorsese. They loved Goodfellas.

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. I would hope so. So they like gangster movies?

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they loved Casino.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  So good.

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Taxi Driver, um.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:52Andrew Santino?

  Shocked.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  I should have done Taxi Driver first.

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  Before?

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Casino and Goodfellas.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Then we went to Shyamalan, Shyamalan Ding Dong.

• 58:02Andrew Santino?

  Shyamalan.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Sixth Sense.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  They've never seen it?

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  Never heard about it?

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  They maybe heard of it, but never seen it.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh my, and they didn't like it?

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Jules found out halfway through the movie. Could I just say what she goes, she looked at Bruce Willis, she goes, he dead.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Just, I, I couldn't believe it.

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  She must have heard through this.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. She said she didn't.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  There's no way.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  He dead.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  Nobody knew.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  Nobody from when we watched the first time knew. No one knew.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  I know. I didn't know. In fact, I didn't even know the 50th time I've seen it.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm hearing this now.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  It's a switch every time for me. Okay?

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what they wouldn't like.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  Paul Thomas Anderson.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  So I was trying Boogie Nights and Magnolia. They're, it's hard.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, they wouldn't, no, it's not for them.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  What about this one? Um.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  Wes, Wes Anderson, they wouldn't fucking like either.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Aaron Offy.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Rocking for a Dream.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  There's no way they would like that movie.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, then they saw Fargo. They liked it?

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  More receivable.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  And the best one they saw last night, we saw was, um, Burn After Reading.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Did you like that movie?

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, loved.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  Loved.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  It's the Coen Brothers.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  You know what movie you should make them watch?

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  So this is what I'm asking you. What movies should we watch?

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  Um, Thank You for Smoking?

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've never seen that.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  Great. Oh, it's such, that's a great. Harvey Dent from. That's a great movie.

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  You never saw that?

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, man.

• 59:30Speaker 05

  Tobacco executive.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  It's a great, look at the cast. Robert Duvall, Macy, Rob Lowe, Katie Holmes, Sam Elliott, Adam Brody.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  It's stacked. That movie's great.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll see that.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  By the way, he's underrated.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but how about some more evergreen movies like, I mean, imagine they've never even seen Alien, so it's like, we can go back.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  Um, how about like, uh?

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Richie, you got anything?

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, have they seen, have they seen, uh, Social Network?

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  Fincher, no. I think maybe Jules has, but no, not.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  That movie's untouchably good.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  One of the best movies I think I've ever seen.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They saw Seven and Fight Club. Two great ones.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  Seven is so good.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  What sin are you?

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're, you're, you're sloth.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm too, I'm too, I'm gluttony.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  Gluttony and sloth.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, how many do you have?

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm not really, no, I'm.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Pride?

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  Too prideful, yeah, I'm pride.

• 1:00:25Speaker 05

  Or Wrath.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  Pride and Pride, Pride and Prejudice?

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Wrath.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  Wrath. Pride and Prejudice is a movie, you should show them that.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Yep, yeah.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  They, seriously?

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  Why not? Okay, what am I? Zoom in on, on, so Pride, Greed, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, and Sloth.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm probably Envy, no, no, no.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  What? What'd you say? What'd you say?

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  You're seven for seven, baby.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Who, me?

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm not seven?

• 1:00:55Speaker 05

  No, you have, no, you have.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, let's go through them. Do you have an ex, Pride, do you have an excessive?

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  It's timeout.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  No, he's gonna make me so fucking mad right now.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Hold on?

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't have seven out of seven.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Let's find out.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but I don't.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Pride, do you have an excessive belief in one's own importance or ability?

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  No. I have imposter syndrome. You know that.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Everyone has that.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  And I feel like I'm a piece of shit and I feel like I'm a loser. Come on.

• 1:01:17Speaker 05

  No, but in AA.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  But McCon, McCon, be real. Yeah, so I don't have pride.

• 1:01:21Speaker 05

  No, you can feel like both at the same time.

• 1:01:22Speaker 07

  With too much self-loathing.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  I have too much self-loathing to have pride. Thank you, McCon.

• 1:01:25Speaker 05

  No, it's because McCon doesn't know AA talk. You can be both prideful and feel like a piece of shit when you walk in the rooms.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Can you bet, Defemi, do I pride?

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  I don't go to AA.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, but so, aside from the AA aspect of it.

• 1:01:36Speaker 05

  Carlos doesn't go to AA either.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  That's true. That's true.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so go ahead.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  It's a wash. So no pride.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Thank you.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  Greed. Excessive desire for material wealth or possession.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  I literally don't.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm so selfless with my money. You know that. Jesse Johnson, how much money did I spend on her in London?

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  Seventeen hundred dollars.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  You're selfless because you know that more is coming in.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  That's not why. I don't have greed. You know what? There's so many opportunities that I've said no to just because it's like...

• 1:02:04Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. So that's two... That's all right. Good. So lust, okay?

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  Intense or unchecked desires, especially sexual nature.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude, because let me just defend this, okay?

• 1:02:14Speaker 05

  You're gonna say you're O of seven.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not gonna say O of seven, but I just want to defend myself, okay? All right. So my therapist goes, the reason... We've chalked it down to this. The reason why my relationships don't work is because I, you know me, I'd rather watch porn than have sex with and be intimate with my girlfriend, right? So I've cut that completely out of my life. It's been like four months now.

• 1:02:35Andrew Santino?

  But that says unchecked desires, especially of a sexual nature. That's what you're describing.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're describing that like this thing can't fulfill you, so you're doing the opposite to fulfill the sexual nature.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, is that I'm eas... I can easily cut unchecked desires and move into a healthy nature. So I don't have lust.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good. Out.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm an...

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  The captain said, okay.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  Out. Okay.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  Envy.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Yes! Yes, I have it.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's one. Yes, I have it.

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  All right, gluttony.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't even have to get into gluttony.

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes! Gluttony me.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  Wrath.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  Uncontrolled anger or hatred.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  No, it's controlled. Your hatred is very controlled.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no.

• 1:03:20Andrew Santino?

  Sloth, laziness or unwillingness to act.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes, so I have three.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  So three.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Three out of seven. Can we at least agree on that? Let's just see you, Carlos! Pride!

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  None.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  Zero. Greed, none.

• 1:03:36Speaker 05

  Kinda.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  No. I don't know, man.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Lust, yes.

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  Obviously.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  Yes, lust.

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  Lust is pretty human nature.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Envy.

• 1:03:45Speaker 05

  Hmm, yeah, but I don't act that way.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Two. Gluttony.

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yes, dude.

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  Under indulgence in food.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Over indulgence, it says.

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but as I'm saying, he doesn't over indulge in food, drink, or material pleasures?

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Material pleasures like sexual, like glory holes isn't a material pleasure?

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  Once in a while is not that bad.

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  I did get addicted to Gucci for two years.

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so gluttony.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Wrath, yes. Said Saturday Dublin was wrath. Right? Okay, anyway, sloth, no, I don't think.

• 1:04:12Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  Partial sloth.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I like the way you just said that. You questioned, you know what? That's real.

• 1:04:21Andrew Santino?

  Partial sloth.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  I like how that happened in your mind.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Because, because you're not.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Sir, thank you.

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  It says laziness or unwillingness to act. So you're not lazy.

• 1:04:30Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  But you are occasionally very unwilling to do.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:04:34Speaker 05

  I think that's when, yeah, like, action gets disconnected from the brain.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  Ah, when you're.

• 1:04:40Speaker 05

  Like when I.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  When you're high?

• 1:04:41Speaker 05

  When I forgot I was high.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:04:43Speaker 05

  Because I was high.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you who's a zero out of seven.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  In this building?

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  It's not you.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  Richie.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Richie's for sure.

• 1:04:53Andrew Santino?

  I mean, this guy.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  You have no.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  You have nothing.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  No, I don't think so. Honestly, I might be good.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean?

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  I, I'm not too prity. I'm not too greedy. I'm not too.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Lusty.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  Lusty or wrath-y or slothy.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:07Andrew Santino?

  See, this is the problem, though. Seven out of seven, dangerous. Zero out of seven.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  More dangerous. More dangerous.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  Scary.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, scarier.

• 1:05:15Andrew Santino?

  Because you have to have, you have to have problems. We all have to have problems and issues.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  It's basically like this, wow, I have no, um, problems.

• 1:05:21Andrew Santino?

  No obstacles.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  And I'm gonna, I'm gonna shoot up the.

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  That would be wrath!

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:28Andrew Santino?

  No, that would be wrath.

• 1:05:31Andrew Santino?

  That would be wrath. By the way, right before somebody shoots something, they're like, "This is wrath."

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  All right. But don't you think one of these sins are gonna come to the surface? I don't think you can be zero for seven.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta have something.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  You gotta have something.

• 1:05:48Speaker 02

  I think I just got other things, you know?

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  Like what?

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  What's your biggest?

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  Let's come up with another sin, maybe.

• 1:05:52Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Maybe there's an eighth one, go ahead.

• 1:05:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Which is what?

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  Handsomeness could definitely be one.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  Delusion, is delusion on there?

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Delusion.

• 1:06:04Speaker 02

  I think delusions is pretty good.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:06Andrew Santino?

  By the way, this is all Bible, the sins are considered to be the root of immoral behaviors that could damage a relationship with God. So the core of this is saying, if you have any of these, it's just based on the relationship you have with God. Which I think is bullshit, because everyone's relationship with God is unique and individual.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Mmm, amen.

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  So it's already flawed.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I saw a girl today, and, and, and, and, look, I don't know how to, thank you. I don't know how to say this, but you'll understand what I'm saying. There's a very pretty woman that was walking across the street going to church this morning when I was going to get coffee. And she was walking to the church, and she was very pretty. And I was watching her like fix herself on her phone, she was looking at herself on the phone, like fixing her hair and making sure she looks good. And then I noticed her skirt. I became like my dad, I was like, that's pretty short for church. It was like cra- it was like, it was short enough where stairs, you understand? It would be like, eh, if you're walking upstairs and someone's behind you, they can see the, they can see the goods.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 1:07:05Andrew Santino?

  So it was interesting to go to church in a short skirt, it was, I was like, that's a move.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  It's because, like, you go to a place like Mosaic.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Some of these modern-

• 1:07:16Andrew Santino?

  It's like a hip church.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a hip church, right?

• 1:07:18Andrew Santino?

  Hot, hot people.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Remember I told you I went to that one in Venice?

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  And they're playing like, you know, modern folk music.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, they were jamming.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hey, oh yeah, yeah, hey.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  And the Lord, oh yeah, yeah, the Lord, hey, hey, hey.

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  I like that, do the other song.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:07:38Andrew Santino?

  Do the other one they do.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  The Lord is coming to town. The Lord is coming to town.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Jesus loves you almighty, you know, all that, yeah?

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  And people are up and they're like, but everyone is like- Dressed to the hilt.

• 1:07:56Andrew Santino?

  And they're hot.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is that the right word? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're hot. Look at them. It's their version of club.

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  It's a nightclub.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  It's a nightclub.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  Without.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  It's a day, morning club.

• 1:08:06Andrew Santino?

  Without booze and drugs.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  Right. And they're looking for their soulmate.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  Potential suitors.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So she comes in and maybe today's the day.

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  She just looked very much like she was going out.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  She was going in.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  But then you're at church and you meet, see that girl, you're like, gosh, she's hot. But then it's like, I gotta date her for three years. Right? Yeah, two years, right? We're only gonna make out.

• 1:08:30Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she won't eat my butthole. Probably never, probably never.

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  You don't know, man.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  Church girls?

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I never did one.

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  I met a couple of girls in church.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But you know me, I, I think you'd have to, she'd have to be like you, like the hottest person you've ever seen in your life.

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  To what?

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  To be at church and to go, that's the one. And I'm gonna commit five years or three years until I get some action. Right? You'd have to be like, you're like, I'm willing to sacrifice this time.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  I saw, I saw a video on TikTok about these, this couple. They were saving themselves for marriage. He wanted to do it. She did not. But she was like, yeah, we're saving ourselves for marriage. And they're like, well, so you know, you can still be intimate. And he was like, no, I'd, I'd prefer if we don't kiss either. You can't kiss before you fucking? How do you know?

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  I, dude, I don't wanna be controversial, but, did I say that right?

• 1:09:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't mean controversial, but even, and if you're a virgin out there and um, you haven't had it and you're waiting for a life partner. Sometimes either the male or the female, they don't know how to do it.

• 1:09:42Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  And they'll never know how to do it. And also, how do you know what's good or bad unless you've played the game?

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  Right. You gotta die a couple of times.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna die a couple of times in there. Some mistakes.

• 1:09:53Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  The Bible does not explicitly say, state that kissing before marriage is a sin. So huh.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  You can do that.

• 1:09:58Andrew Santino?

  Joke's on you.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  You.

• 1:10:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. I wanna know about Comic Con.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  What Comic Con?

• 1:10:04Andrew Santino?

  You went to Comic Con.

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What, what is there to know about Comic Con?

• 1:10:09Andrew Santino?

  What did you do?

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  I went there.

• 1:10:11Andrew Santino?

  I.

• 1:10:13Speaker 07

  For your comic book?

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for my comic book.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  I went there.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  Here's the thing about Comic Con. I did a panel. And there's no, there's no way of knowing that the tickets, there are gonna be people being there. So I panicked the whole time.

• 1:10:25Andrew Santino?

  Sounds familiar.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Because you show up and you're like, um.

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  You did a graphic novel. Can you explain to the fans?

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:32Andrew Santino?

  You did a graphic novel with somebody?

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, I came up with a graphic novel with my friend Matthew. That's it. It's called Deadweight. And, um, we came up with the idea, this and that, and then he went off with his illustrators and writers and they wrote it.

• 1:10:47Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  So the premise was something that I, um, came up with. But, um, they wrote the story.

• 1:10:53Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you the story?

• 1:10:56Andrew Santino?

  Bobby Lee was just a grease stained loser scrubbing dishes in a decaying hell tower until a haunted sword showed up. And everyone in his building turned into flesh hungry death cultists armed with blenders, bug zappers, and bloodlust. Now Bobby slashing his way floor by floor through possessed neighbors, chainsaw perverts, satanic raver armies and a hallucinogenic horde of suburban nightmares. Every kill drags him deeper into a war he doesn't understand. But the sword in his hand has other plans and it's not letting go. Destiny called Bobby sent it to voicemail. Now it's kicking in the door with a flaming stripper pole. Is this not Karate Ghost?

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not Karate Ghost.

• 1:11:39Andrew Santino?

  Wait, that sounds awesome.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  Made for animation, a bloody fun escape, hilariously dark.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's, you ever see The Raid?

• 1:11:48Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:48Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't think so.

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. It's one of the best martial martial arts movies you ever made. It's so good. You gotta watch this movie, The Raid. It's incredible.

• 1:11:56Speaker 07

  And the second.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the second one's good, too.

• 1:11:59Andrew Santino?

  Redemption.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  And, um, Kung Fury. You ever see Kung Fury?

• 1:12:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I saw Kung Fury.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a combination of both things, you know? We wanted to put it in one destination, so if we ever did a movie that we could actually make it.

• 1:12:10Andrew Santino?

  So you did signings and stuff and pictures and everything?

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  And you called me from San Diego. What did you say about Comic Con?

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  I said, what a beautiful place.

• 1:12:18Andrew Santino?

  Is that what you said?

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna talk about Comic Con in that way.

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, we got a lot of love about our little pop up in Happy Gilmore 2.

• 1:12:28Andrew Santino?

  And it was short but sweet.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was short but sweet.

• 1:12:31Andrew Santino?

  I believe my, my line was, it's interesting, yeah.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that shot in it?

• 1:12:37Andrew Santino?

  That shot's in it, so that, that, people are liking that.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:12:40Andrew Santino?

  Richie laughed.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:43Andrew Santino?

  Is that funny Richie?

• 1:12:44Speaker 02

  Oh, I love that.

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  It's not meant to be funny.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  And our podcast is in the back.

• 1:12:48Andrew Santino?

  It's in the back, it's the whole fucking thing.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's our podcast studio.

• 1:12:51Andrew Santino?

  I mean, they literally, they put, they, they let us-

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  So that's good.

• 1:12:53Andrew Santino?

  Wearing our merch.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:56Andrew Santino?

  It was fun, I think the internet liked it.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:58Andrew Santino?

  That we popped up in it.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  We popped up. Sometimes we pop up.

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes we pop up.

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:13:04Andrew Santino?

  And let me tell you something right now, Adam Sandler.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  We love you.

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  You pop us up whenever you want to pop us up.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pop us up anytime. Wow.

• 1:13:11Andrew Santino?

  Cameos were bananas.

• 1:13:13Bobby Lee?

  A lot I heard.

• 1:13:14Andrew Santino?

  It's the whole movie.

• 1:13:15Bobby Lee?

  The whole movie's cameos.

• 1:13:16Andrew Santino?

  Uh, also that, Bad Bunny stole the show. Bad Bunny was so funny in it.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:21Andrew Santino?

  And, uh, Marcelo, who plays Bad Bunny's cousin, I think, did a fucking phenomenal job too. Marcelo, funny guy.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  Hernandez?

• 1:13:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's the best.

• 1:13:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, that's, that's him right there.

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love that kid.

• 1:13:34Andrew Santino?

  But Bad Bunny, to be honest, really stole the show, man. He was so good in the movie. I didn't know he was an actor, is he an actor? He is now.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's gonna, he's gonna everything.

• 1:13:42Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna get so much more than him.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yep. Amen.

• 1:13:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he barely speaks English. Amen, amen.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  So many times.

• 1:13:48Andrew Santino?

  Eric Andre is in, in the scene.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've had people, a lot of people go, "Great job." I said, "What?" I think my only line in it, what, is, I don't even think I have a line.

• 1:13:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, you say something to Benny Safdie, but-

• 1:14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:02Andrew Santino?

  You say something.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:03Andrew Santino?

  I think it's pretty fascinating, for the sake of the fans that want to know, we obviously did shoot that here in the studio. They brought in their cameras into our room. Did we pod that day? We did. We did a pod and then we shot the scene, which I think, inside stuff, for people that want to know, it is kind of fun. They brought an entire crew here in our little tiny bullshit studio.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:21Andrew Santino?

  There was like 50 people in here, maybe more.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  That was so fun.

• 1:14:24Andrew Santino?

  It was kind of wild.

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  It's wild, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:26Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to our buddy Kyle Newt, check for, you know.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, it's a blessing that they asked and, you know, we love Adam and it was, it was a cool thing to be involved in.

• 1:14:33Andrew Santino?

  It was fun, man. I liked it.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  Amen, and, um-

• 1:14:36Andrew Santino?

  Amen and God bless.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  God bless, and, um-

• 1:14:38Andrew Santino?

  You gonna get into golf now?

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  You could, uh, let's talk about that for a second.

• 1:14:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we went golfing in London?

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we went golfing in London and we did a putt-putt.

• 1:14:45Andrew Santino?

  We did a putt-putt.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Right. And, um-

• 1:14:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you got mad.

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, I got a little mad because, um, it's an area that you're an expertise in. You were doing.

• 1:14:54Andrew Santino?

  Not in putt putt.

• 1:14:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do what you're doing back, back, backwards putts.

• 1:14:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was backwards putt.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Without even looking.

• 1:15:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no look backwards putt.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and you would get it every time?

• 1:15:04Andrew Santino?

  It went in a lot of them, not every time.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh.

• 1:15:07Andrew Santino?

  Didn't we tie him and I? We tied.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  It was, we cheated. But you got some holes in one.

• 1:15:13Andrew Santino?

  You got two hole in ones. You know how many I got?

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  How many?

• 1:15:17Andrew Santino?

  Zero.

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, you have a problem with windmills.

• 1:15:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, windmills are my, my vice.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the windmills, I mean.

• 1:15:23Andrew Santino?

  Uh, windmills. Eating outside in the wind.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:27Andrew Santino?

  I have a problem with windmills, both in putt putt and in real life.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  I don't like windmills.

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:15:31Andrew Santino?

  They, they make me.

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  It's hard to catch.

• 1:15:33Andrew Santino?

  Hard?

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:34Andrew Santino?

  I don't like.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, and they got to eat it, yeah.

• 1:15:38Andrew Santino?

  It was windmill and it was a Ferris meal.

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there was a Ferris.

• 1:15:41Andrew Santino?

  Ferris meal and stuff. I don't like the Ferris meal either.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  I think there were more Ferris meals than wind.

• 1:15:45Andrew Santino?

  Way, much, much more Ferris meals than windmills.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  But it was, what was the place called? It was really nice. It's called. Swingers. Swingers.

• 1:15:51Andrew Santino?

  Swingers West End.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  West End in London and it was really nice.

• 1:15:54Andrew Santino?

  They treated us well. They had a little room there to ourself.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was great, yeah. And then, um, and you know, can I be honest with you? And you're, you're probably gonna go, what are you talking about? But I kinda, I kind of understand maybe the general reason why people, if they're good at it, would like golf.

• 1:16:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, it is fun to get in the hole.

• 1:16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to getting in the hole.

• 1:16:14Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of the theme of life.

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:15Andrew Santino?

  Getting a ball in a hole is like our whole existence.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know, I've never like done a long range. Cause I don't even know how to swing in that way.

• 1:16:25Andrew Santino?

  You know, I want to take you golfing so bad.

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it then. Like, is there a seven hole?

• 1:16:29Andrew Santino?

  You can just play seven and quit.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:16:32Andrew Santino?

  There is not a seven hole. We could play nine is the number. You play nine or 18.

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  I also don't want the pressure from behind.

• 1:16:37Andrew Santino?

  Oof, pause.

• 1:16:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I, do we get pressure from behind?

• 1:16:42Andrew Santino?

  Stop saying it.

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I don't like it.

• 1:16:45Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Especially if there's like four Koreans.

• 1:16:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  You know, I've seen them.

• 1:16:50Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they go like this.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:53Andrew Santino?

  Who do?

• 1:16:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:55Andrew Santino?

  No, no, we'll go to a place that's locked off where we don't know, you can just, we'll try it.

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Are there, cause I don't know, I've never done been in a golf match. Have you confronted anybody by going too slow in front of you?

• 1:17:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  What do you, what do you say? Like, let's say I'm in front of you.

• 1:17:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, usually what happens if they're playing too slow, you'll hit a ball into them.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:17:18Speaker 07

  You're not trying to hit him, but you wanna just scare him a little bit and go, come on, come on, move it along.

• 1:17:21Bobby Lee?

  And do they turn around and go, hey buddy?

• 1:17:23Speaker 07

  They put their hands up, they do this thing.

• 1:17:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:25Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  We're taking our time here, buddy. What do you say? Oh, long distance communication.

• 1:17:31Speaker 07

  Yeah, well, cuz you can't, it's so fun.

• 1:17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, I would do like.

• 1:17:36Speaker 07

  Oh, no teepee tents, but celebrate.

• 1:17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that.

• 1:17:40Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:42Speaker 07

  Ooh, uh, glitter face.

• 1:17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:45Speaker 07

  Uh, double balloon.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:49Speaker 07

  Uh, what is that one?

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:17:51Speaker 07

  This looks like you're shaking up something in the top.

• 1:17:53Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:17:54Speaker 07

  Yeah, from here.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Two cachavas.

• 1:17:55Speaker 07

  Two cachavas.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, um.

• 1:17:58Speaker 07

  Now, we will go. I will take you golfing.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Please.

• 1:18:00Speaker 07

  I would like to. What's up? What? I was saying, did Bobby ever watch Mulholland Drive?

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 1:18:04Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, did you like it? No, you didn't fucking like it. That's insane. You didn't like Mulholland Drive. That's crazy.

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  I, I liked it.

• 1:18:14Speaker 07

  No, you didn't.

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  I did. Oh, can I give you the positives? I love when you see a movie about LA and it feels like LA. That, it felt like LA.

• 1:18:21Speaker 07

  It's very Los Angeles.

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  So no more, it did very felt LA and also her story, I, I, you know, because we've met people like this.

• 1:18:29Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 1:18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So all those things rang true for me. It's just the ending I just didn't understand.

• 1:18:33Speaker 07

  You gotta re-watch. Yeah.

• 1:18:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And can you explain to me the ending? I mean, the movie's been out for a while, so just explain it to me.

• 1:18:40Speaker 07

  What do you mean the movie's been out for a while?

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  I mean, people already know, you can explain the ending to me. Just spoiler alert, tell me what the ending of Mulholland Drive is about.

• 1:18:47Speaker 07

  So the beginning wasn't real.

• 1:18:51Speaker 07

  She won, she won like a trip, or like she won like the, the two old people that come in at the end that are small. She wins like the doo-wop contest in the beginning. That was the opening scene. And then the next shot is her laying down, covering her face with a pillow. That's her going into the dream state because she was in love with the brown haired girl. So she invents this fantasy where she's like helpless and needs her and they're gonna like discover this whole thing together. But she actually hires a hitman to kill her. So then she's hoping that the hitman is incompetent. And like the guy that she's sleeping with, the director, like, he's getting cucked by Billy Ray Cyrus. So the whole first two acts are all like her fantasy. And then after they open the blue box, that's back to her dark, sad reality. And like, there's all these interpretations of the box.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. So I saw those aspects of it. That's her real reality.

• 1:19:37Speaker 07

  Yeah, so you should re-watch it.

• 1:19:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna re-watch it. Okay, now I get it. It's good. It's real good.

• 1:19:42Andrew Santino?

  You got it, though.

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  I didn't get it.

• 1:19:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  I just, well, also, I was like, I hadn't slept in two days.

• 1:19:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  And I was kind of half watching it going, well, it seems, why is she here? All these shady people.

• 1:19:55Andrew Santino?

  It's very, um, it's very, uh, fantastical in its approach. It's almost like, uh...

• 1:20:01Bobby Lee?

  All right, we're gonna re-watch it.

• 1:20:02Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  I want to.

• 1:20:04Andrew Santino?

  You didn't like it. I know you didn't like it.

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  I loved it.

• 1:20:05Andrew Santino?

  I can tell. I can fucking tell.

• 1:20:07Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:20:34Speaker 00

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