122: Broski Report Wrapped: 2025

This week on The Broski Report, we celebrate the year with some of the best moments from 2025! Happy New Year, Broski Nation! Y’all be safe! Watch The Broski Report AD FREE: https://patreon.com/broskireport The OFFICIAL Songs of The Week Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3ULrcEqO2JafGZPeonyuje?si=061c5c0dd4664f01 👕 Get your merch here: https://broski.shop/ Follow The Broski Report: https://www.linktr.ee/broskireporthttps://www.tiktok.com/@broskireport https://instagram.com/broskireport Follow Royal Court: https://www.youtube.com/@royalcourt https://www.tiktok.com/@bbroyalcourt https://www.instagram.com/royalcourt https://www.twitter.com/bbroyalcourt Follow Brittany: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski https://www.tiktok.com/@brittanybroski https://instagram.com/brittany_broski https://youtube.com/brittany_broski ICE OUT OF OUR CITY / PROTEST RESOURCES: ACLU – https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/protesters-rights Immigrant Defense Project – https://www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/raids-toolkit Freedom for Immigrants – https://www.freedomforimmigrants.org/resources Immigrants Legal Resource Center – https://www.ilrc.org/community-resources/know-your-rights Immigration Justice Campaign – https://immigrationjustice.us/ CREDIBLE RESOURCES TO HELP FREE PALESTINE: Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/ UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-trauma Doctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND. DWB_CKMSF-BRAND. DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand. E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wc World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/ World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/ Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/ IG ACCOUNTS FOR A FREE PALESTINE: @eye.on.palestine @aljazeeraenglish @palestinianyouthmovement @byplestia @motaz_azaiza @impact LGBTQ+ RESOURCES: https://Translifeline.org https://translifeline.org https://Glaad.org https://glaad.org https://Pflag.org https://pflag.org https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES: https://aidaccess.org https://plancpills.org https://Ineedana.com https://ineedana.com https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/ https://heyjane.com Brought to You By: Galatea – Indulge in unlimited stories – get an extra 25% off at https://galatea.com/broski Rocket Money – Reach your financial goals faster with The Rocket Money App Seat Geek – Get 10% off tickets. Download Seat Geek and use code BROSKI2025 #brittanybroski, #broski, #broskination, #broskireport, #holiday, #newyear, #comedy, #science, #popculture, #culture

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:27Brittany Broski?

  Boone? Benson Boone? Ani.

• 0:36Speaker 02

  Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski.

• 0:45Brittany Broski?

  Feliz año nuevo. Feliz año nuevo. Feliz año nuevo y año nuevo año. That means asshole. Let's start with, you're looking at a woman that is one less organ than now I was two weeks ago, okay? What the fuck? You always hear, oh, she had her gallbladder out, she had her pancreatic removal surgery, it went great. Who the fuck is that ever about? Because it's, you think it's not going to be you. You know what I mean? Oh, it's now about me.

• 1:24Brittany Broski?

  Gallbladder surgery? Goofy ass surgery. What the fuck?

• 1:30Brittany Broski?

  I couldn't even have a cool one. Oh, I tore my, I tore my nabiscus. I, I tore my,

• 1:39Brittany Broski?

  I tore my hibiscus muscle during bar method because I was going so hard. Because I'm so ripped and muscled that it, it just snapped. It's never that. It's, she had her gallbladder out. What the fuck goofy ass surgery is that? I'm humiliated. Unserious ass surgery, bro. Except it was very serious. It was actually kind of like really super scary. Okay, let's talk about it, I guess. I never thought for a fucking second when I was like, I want to do a podcast called The Broski Report, that I would be looking up the fucking laws of thermodynamics. That's the stupidest bullshit. I'm mad.

• 2:23Brittany Broski?

  I'm mad. And you know what makes me even more mad? So does people comment, I learned more from this podcast than I ever did in school. That's scary. That's scary.

• 2:38Brittany Broski?

  Did I ever think I'd be in charge of teaching the youth of America thermodynamics? No. But it's a burden I don't take lightly. Okay, we're gonna learn this shit and you guys are gonna be quizzed in the end. You know, a lot of my scientific understanding comes from the Iron Man universe and that's not easy for me to admit. It's not fun for me to admit, but it's kind of, you know, so a bareback. Hey, I'm, Jesus Christ, I'm sorry about that. This is a pretty visceral thing I came up with there. Bareback shot? Trying to order an angel shot at the bar and ordering a bareback shot by accident?

• 3:15Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, do you guys do bareback shots? They're like, what the fuck? Sex freak? Get out of here, sex freak. Okay, again, I need a linguist in the corner and I need a historian in the corner to be like, eh, you're lying. And then I'll be like, and then I'll, I'll sit here in silence and I'll listen to him talk and then I'll just regurgitate what he said. One of these days I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna be like, welcome to my home, sit in the corner and I'm just gonna talk. And if you find any incorrect information or I misspeak maybe, then just go ahead and jump in and correct me. If anyone knows any historians, uh, send them my way because I'd like to employ them for a day. So what's the option? I don't pay my taxes and I go to jail? Dystopian.

• 3:58Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, I've been thinking about that a lot recently. What if something's really for real wrong with me? Should I take some medicine? No. No.

• 4:06Speaker 03

  You know, like, no.

• 4:08Brittany Broski?

  What would a Broskin Report episode be without me Googling shit that I don't know?

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Did Jesus have a lamb?

• 4:14Brittany Broski?

  And while I was down in the war rooms, of course, I did actually start my period. So. Raise your hand if you've started your menstrual cycle in Churchill's war rooms. Just me?

• 4:26Brittany Broski?

  Just me, I guess.

• 4:28Brittany Broski?

  You hear all the mucus in my throat?

• 4:30Speaker 03

  I just can't. I just can't, Mark. You bitches don't get hosier the way that I get hosier. Y'all aren't listening. You're not listening.

• 4:49Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, there's a woman.

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Unsustainable.

• 4:57Brittany Broski?

  Good morning. Don't talk to me until I've had my diarrhea. When you order a milk replacement, a milk alternative, you are admitting to the cashier that you are of a weak breed. Could I get the oat milk? Okay, you are at the bottom of the food chain. That's what you're admitting. Okay? My gut bubbles when I smell milk. That's what you're telling them. You're communicating that in a roundabout way. And there's something very humiliating about that. It's a humiliation ritual. Okay, when I'm like, could I get the almond milk? Oh, you're a puss?

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, sometimes, sometimes my, my butthole kind of bleeds when I poop.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Sometimes I have milk and then the rest of my day is ruined. I have to stay home.

• 5:45Speaker 03

  Oh, not the cow milk for me. I'll actually have a fucking reaction.

• 5:49Brittany Broski?

  I tried out this new place recently. It's not new. It's new to me. Uh, Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. That's like an LA staple. Everyone knows about that place. I never go. I've never been. I went yesterday. I said, give me three shots of espresso with a little bit of hazelnut in it and a little bit of oat milk. And he said, sure. That shit had me jacked up. I was, I should clean my toilets, I should, I should scrub the walls, I should, I vacuumed every corner of my room. I, and, well, the reason I did that, do you guys even give a fuck? I'm serious, who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? Holy shit. Last night, I got my fucking vacuum because there was a big ass spider in my bathroom.

• 6:33Brittany Broski?

  And I am the man of the house. I am the patriarch, okay? You're looking at the face.

• 6:42Brittany Broski?

  You're looking at the patriarch of the household. And that's just how it is, that's just how I've designed it to be. So yeah, I turned around, and I was also naked. I was naked, about to hop in the shower, big ass brown recluse.

• 6:56Brittany Broski?

  Naked, ran through my house, grabbed the vacuum, sucked him up. There is a graveyard of scary big spiders in my vacuum bag because I don't want to kill it. And I don't want to smush it, because what if it's pregnant? Do spider have pus pus? Can spider get preggnart?

• 7:16Brittany Broski?

  Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes.

• 7:31Brittany Broski?

  No, no te puedo borrar. Me enseñate a quieren. Me enseñate a bailar. Physically fit, physically, physically, physically fit, I said, physically fit. Right, right, fantastic, right, right, fantastic. Men to me are, uh, like mythical creatures. I do not interact with them in the wild. I leave them be. I don't really want to hear from them, but I will admire their beauty from afar. Cassie, a young gentleman with a sort of really nice upper body build. Beautiful hairline, great mustache. I'm looking, I'm.

• 8:12Brittany Broski?

  I'm staring from across, I'm across the street and I'm staring at you like this. POV, you're a man with a mustache. I'm across the street. Okay, we lock eyes and I'm doing the Miley Cyrus stare with blue eyes. And then a bus passes in front of us and then when the bus passes, I'm gone. That's, that's how I feel towards men these days. I'm like, and then the bus passes and then I'm gone. And then he's like, what the fuck?

• 8:40Brittany Broski?

  And then he looks behind him, I'm behind him. But I never say anything. I'm sort of, I'm moaning Myrtle. I'm like floating around him in a circle. I'm Nosferatu.

• 8:51Speaker 04

  You will bounce on it.

• 8:54Brittany Broski?

  Y'all don't know the lore. Y'all don't know my lore.

• 8:57Speaker 04

  And you never will. And you never will.

• 9:01Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, I used to talk to this one guy.

• 9:07Brittany Broski?

  I used to talk to this one guy. I don't know if I told you all this, but he said that, I said, I don't know why we were talking about this. I said, do you wash your butt in the shower? And he said, no, I don't touch my butt. That's gay.

• 9:21Brittany Broski?

  Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Hey, sorry for asking. By the way, we're breaking up. By the way, don't ever hit my line.

• 9:30Brittany Broski?

  Do you wash your butt in the shower? No, I don't. That's gay. Got it? Who'd you vote for? I need a man with a mustache to worship the ground I walk on. These men are fucking crazy, y'all. I'm not joking.

• 9:47Brittany Broski?

  I'd rather die alone. I would rather die alone. I made a vow to myself halfway through last year. I will never let another man into my house that I pay for. If you are not gay or related to me, get the fuck off my porch. I don't want to see you. I don't want to see you.

• 10:11Brittany Broski?

  Like, there's no reason a man should ever come to your house.

• 10:17Brittany Broski?

  You have a man coming over to what, murder you? Why the fuck would you need a man in your house? Like, that's crazy, actually.

• 10:26Speaker 05

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• 10:53Speaker 06

  I was just writing for the Black Eyed Peas. I wasn't expecting to write something for myself in that session. But I wrote the hook for "Ordinary People", and I recorded a demo, and I'm like, I would rather keep "Ordinary People" for myself. The station in Chicago, WCCI, they start playing it before we're promoting it. The song spoke for itself. It became the defining song for my first album. I knew it was special, but you never know how special it's going to be and how much impact it's going to have in people's lives. And you never believe that you're going to actually change people's lives with a song.

• 11:23Speaker 05

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• 11:32Speaker 07

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• 12:01Brittany Broski?

  Look, love is love. I just don't want it. I get in his pickup truck, and in the passenger seat is a plush flower.

• 12:14Brittany Broski?

  And he goes, "So I never have to buy you ones ever again."

• 12:19Brittany Broski?

  Okay, oh, okay.

• 12:23Brittany Broski?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Motherfucker! Fuck you, Am Valentine's Day, bitch! Hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 12:38Brittany Broski?

  Cut that.

• 12:40Brittany Broski?

  I'm mad. I just made myself mad. Cut that. That's how I feel lately. And this is the dream. It's all I need.

• 12:50Speaker 04

  Cause I could be a freak all to the day, all to the day.

• 12:55Brittany Broski?

  You want, you want a rare moment of vulnerability on this podcast? I Googled it because I didn't know.

• 13:04Brittany Broski?

  How about that? Collide with gassit. We're doing fucking science with Pretty Rosy again. Shit.

• 13:12Brittany Broski?

  I've been practicing this for when I'm in Italy. Ready?

• 13:15Speaker 04

  Time to say goodbye.

• 13:23Brittany Broski?

  It's Andrea Bocelli.

• 13:39Brittany Broski?

  Wait, here's the actually Italian words.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  Con te partirò.

• 13:48Brittany Broski?

  And who performed at my wedding? Andrea Bocelli. Who performed at her wedding? Andrea Bocelli. Okay, um, I don't mean this one either because the 1890s in London was like the industrial revolution, essentially. It smelled horrible. The working conditions were inhumane. Child labor, coal miners, steam engine builders, local, every, it was the industrial revolution. Okay, the industrial age had dawned on the Thames River. And it was filled with so many dead bodies and so much nasty runoff from all those new factories that would backfire and wouldn't, it was just. But then again,

• 14:33Brittany Broski?

  you want to talk about architecture? You want to talk about fashion? You want to talk about, um, a society with customs? You know what I mean? A rigid society with customs. I think it would be insane to like, just be an observer. And be like, damn, y'all really had it like this. You know what I mean? I would have met Sherlock Holmes, okay? I would have convinced him somehow by my wit and charm and intelligence to beg me. I have his child. We create the next Elon Musk. He's a progressive. He takes over 1910s London. Okay, stay with me. We don't have a Victorian period. We have a Broski period.

• 15:17Brittany Broski?

  My great, great grandmother Broski, Lady Broski, if you will, gave birth to my great grandmother. And down the lineage, that's why my lips are so small. Okay? So I just wanted to get into that background to explain to you guys, while my forehead's so big, my lips are small. It's because of that. So it's just genetics. Anyways, back to this. Back to this painting of the sacrificial lamb. Sometimes I see a vision of my true self. And she's floating somewhere up high. And she is a vision of golden light. Yet she is shackled by her wrists and her ankles to this version of me.

• 16:01Brittany Broski?

  She is, she is trying to get away and she's shackled and weighed down by iron chains of this version of me. Where, where I'm sitting on this podcast like, okay, why was the French Revolution low key tea? We are young. Hey, there's a fire in our soul. Do you ever get that feeling that like, you have a caveman forehead? And I don't mean physically, I mean mentally. That my brain kind of like, sometimes I feel like, one of those, what are those dolphins? That look all fucked up? Big, big headed dolphin. Yeah.

• 16:45Brittany Broski?

  Sometimes I feel like a fucking Beluga whale bitch. Look at that, look at him. It's all swollen and shit. That's how I feel. And my forehead, I feel like it's swollen and it, it kind of hangs down. It hangs down over my eyes. Like, like something from the side, I feel like it's kind of like this sometimes. Like the sack, the bulging sack that sits above my eyebrows, kind of just, it's like resting real heavy. I'm going, I'm going Beluga whale mode today. Can anyone agree? Can anyone sympathize? Just me? Awesome. What is this earth without art?

• 17:25Speaker 08

  For fucking, for fuck's sake, shit!

• 17:30Speaker 08

  I'm gonna start a new bit where I create a Muppet version of myself. And when I start getting really angry, I'm gonna go under the table and have a Muppet of me come up and be like, "I'm a Muppet, yeah, fuck you!" If anyone wants to make me a Muppet, I'll give you the P O box and you can send it to me and I'm gonna, I'm gonna start doing, I'm gonna start doing anger management puppet hour. Because they just pitted me off! You bitches are ruining the sanctity of what art is! Okay, anyway. Maria! Are you wanting to be mine? That ain't my baby, no, that ain't my girl, Maria! Strode. This episode is sponsored by Rocket Money.

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• 19:45Speaker 08

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• 21:12Brittany Broski?

  Right. The entropy increases over time in a closed system, so it increases. What the fuck? I don't give a shit.

• 21:27Brittany Broski?

  Holy shit, I don't care. Oh my God, I don't give a shit. I don't care. Who the fuck cares about this shit?

• 21:42Brittany Broski?

  I care. You know, it's inspiring. It's always all women in my bar method classes, which I like, because I've done some workout classes and there's men in there, and I'm like, I don't feel safe here. It's a gay man. I don't feel safe here. Can you leave? Please leave. And I like to talk to myself, we know. Hey, we know. The edible just came and patted me on the back and said, it's time to wrap it up. It's time to go.

• 22:06Speaker 09

  Now, I understand that, but it is time to go. Okay, well, the car is waiting outside and the Uber will cancel in 10 minutes if you're not in the vehicle with your laptop in the back. So, I don't know what you want to tell the boss, but you're supposed to be in that fucking car. And if you're not in that car, my ass is on the line. So pack up your shit and let's go.

• 22:26Brittany Broski?

  But can I like, I have some stuff to throw?

• 22:28Speaker 09

  I don't care. You should have time managed a bit better. Okay, now this is your final warning. Now you have nine minutes, hurry.

• 22:35Brittany Broski?

  Okay, well, I'm gonna run to the bathroom really quick.

• 22:38Speaker 09

  Okay, if you miss that car outside, it's out of my hands. It's out of my hands. And if you need any help in the future, don't call me because I put up with your shit for now.

• 22:47Brittany Broski?

  Okay, can we not do this right now? I'm recording.

• 22:50Speaker 09

  Get in the car.

• 22:51Brittany Broski?

  Okay.

• 22:54Brittany Broski?

  Guys, I gotta go in like 10 minutes, sorry. Just got yelled at by my boss. Well, not my boss, she's my boss, but like, you know, you don't want it to get up to the big guy because he's got a scary like Transylvanian accent.

• 23:08Brittany Broski?

  And he's got pink and white furnished tip nails that are in a coffin shape. And he's, he's really, really scary. And did I ever tell you to read Sherlock Holmes? No, but you should just know to, because I'm sin, I'm consistently sending out telepathic messages to all of Roski Nation. Okay, if you feel a brain zap one day, that's me trying to get in there. That's me trying to get up in there and you're resisting. And for that, I'm cutting your pay. If you're, ah, ah, my, my right temple is pulsing. That's me being like, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, you will bounce on it. And that's y'all resisting. Okay. That's me. If, if you see me appear to you in a dream, that's for real. I've taken on my final form, which is nose for a, hey, did I meet rubber pants and Steven?

• 23:53Brittany Broski?

  Yeah. And am I okay? No, no. Uh, it gives you that.

• 24:00Brittany Broski?

  No.

• 24:04Brittany Broski?

  It was really, really good. And now I'm rewatching Peaky Blinders. Why, what's wrong? I'm rewatching Peaky Blinders. Is that okay with everyone? Because that shit is good. I found my love in Portofino.

• 24:27Brittany Broski?

  A Portofino, a Portofino. And she just broke her fucking metatarsal fin. She just broke her dorsal fin.

• 24:41Brittany Broski?

  And she had sprained her dorsal fin. So how are they gonna do it?

• 24:49Brittany Broski?

  And she's got her special fin like Nemo in Finding Nemo. She's different and she's damaged. When in reality, she's the one that'll save us all. Isn't that fucking true? Because we all have that inside of us. We all have the power that if we even knew our power, we could save all of us. Because we are nothing as one. We are everything together. I'm off the poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, Paul Meskell pack. The thought of waking up in the morning and leaving your home and not brushing your teeth is like, if you're a fan of mine, cut that shit out. If you're a fan, we're not doing stinky broski nation ambassadors. Please, guys, don't. We can't be the stinky fanbase.

• 25:32Brittany Broski?

  Please, wear deodorant and not that fucking aluminum free shit. Wear deodorant that works and please brush your teeth. I'm begging y'all. We can't be stinky. I throw my hair up in a messy bun and run downstairs to have my breakfast of orange juice. When my mother tells me she sold me to One Direction. What a crazy fan. Here's the thing about modern cinema and literature today.

• 26:00Brittany Broski?

  I have yet to see the innovation, the creativity, the originality that was packaged in to 135 chapter Wattpad One Direction fanfiction. The ingenuity, is that the word I'm thinking of? The in- the in- in- inven- inventive? The inventive nature and quality to some of those stories. Make fun of them as you may. It's great storytelling. What do you mean your mother sold you to One Direction?

• 26:41Brittany Broski?

  And why was I reading this like, bless her heart, this is gonna be horrible, but it's not. Sold her to One Direction. Okay, sure. And for those that don't know, that was a famous fanfiction that went around in like 20, what was that, 2012, 2013 of on Wattpad of like, this quintessential Wattpad girl. I've talked about this so many times of like, she's rail thin, ghostly pale, like the most long gorgeous healthy hair you could ever imagine, and she's effortlessly gorgeous and beautiful. She just wears her dirty fucking sneakers and her like skid mark stained underwear and

• 27:22Brittany Broski?

  she throws her hair up in a messy bun and she like, she gets to it. She handles it. Say it with me, she threw her hair up in a messy bun and she handled it. You know what I mean? Shh. I, I watch these, I need y'all to know this. I watch these episodes back and I'm like, you sound like a babbling idiot. You know what I mean? Like, like, like, my, my, my. I, I'm at my wits end with y'all. I'm serious, I cannot deal with it. I'm so sorry, I'd like to apologize 100 million times. Anyway.

• 28:03Brittany Broski?

  Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole. Guys, 100 episodes.

• 28:23Brittany Broski?

  Actually, let me tell you something. I did my 23 and me, and guess what, bitch? I'm 90% Irish. I'm 90% Irish and English.

• 28:32Brittany Broski?

  But I don't know what that means, right? Like, is that 50% Irish, 50% whatever? And, and 90, actually, I'm lying. It was 99% British and Irish. And the rest of it was Scandinavian. So you guessed it, I'm fucking white. So, race reveal, I'm white. 99.9%. 0.01, we don't know. We don't know. Okay? You guys wouldn't last one day in my mind. Mister Aladdin, sir, want to be your pleasure, please? Let me take your order, shut it down. You ain't never had a friend like me. Life is your restaurant, and I'm your maid of D.

• 29:17Brittany Broski?

  When are they gonna let a bro girl do the genie live action remake? Will Smith had his time as the genie. It's my turn. Let me do, except it's just me doing a Robin Williams impression the whole time. Come on, whisper what it is you want. You ain't never had a friend like. Try some of column A, try all of column B. Come on, guys. I'm in the mood to help you, dude. I'm in the mood to help you, dude. Cause he's a goat. That's the other part where he's a goat. That's when they're in the city. Prince Ali, fabulous, he Ali Ababa.

• 29:56Brittany Broski?

  If I love insanity, why are you my clarity?

• 30:08Brittany Broski?

  You're my clarity.

• 30:12Brittany Broski?

  Damn, that was fucking good! In another life, I had fucking gills, dude. In another life, I'm swimming through the water and I'm playing as the sunlight catches on the water. And then there's not actually a worry in the world. In another, in another lifetime, I look exactly as I do now, maybe a little bit less like Captain Barbosa, a little bit more like a water nymph. Maybe my features are really exaggerated and my eyes are so blue, it's like, they're like white. Okay, and I'm, I am of the species of nymph that is local to sort of the Gulf of Mexico.

• 30:52Brittany Broski?

  Like the coast of Texas, that's where my mermaid clan is from. And we swim and we have fun, we whatever. But ultimately, the leader gets killed and someone has to step up. And as we know, the best leaders are ones that do not want to do it because they're selfless, right? Like they're always thinking about us, we, a community. It's not about me and what I want. And so I think that would happen to me. I think my father would be the leader and I've practiced my whole life. I've grown my whole life just being a happy-go-lucky water nymph that is really, really super into like making music from clam shells and beaded, maybe beaded things, beaded wares,

• 31:36Brittany Broski?

  home decor, shell decor, et cetera. And then someone like gets my dad or he's in some political war. Maybe my dad was corrupt and I was like, I'm not gonna, everything in my power, I'm not gonna be like my dad. And then something happens to him and they're like, you're up. And I'm like, god damn it! I said, what did I say? Number 69 TSA pre-check. Number 70 butt wipes.

• 32:02Brittany Broski?

  In that order. This beautiful thing of God!

• 32:12Brittany Broski?

  Benson Boone. No comment. At this point, it's more of a threat than a promise. A man is gonna enter my life in July? Keep him. I don't. I'm not ready for all that shit. It's like a threat. Like, my fight or flight is going, and I'm just sitting here in my home. I really, really, really enjoy an unemployed man. For some reason, I don't know why, I just do. And what do you do for work? Ah, I'm in between jobs. How long have you been in between jobs?

• 32:48Brittany Broski?

  That's the type of young gentleman I go for. Just went to the bookstore today, picked up The Iliad, The Odyssey. I picked up Sunrise on the Reaping, thank you. I picked up, um, what else? Oh, Circe. That, I went to the bookstore with one book in mind. I was like, I'm only getting Circe, because I just finished Song of Achilles. I will get to that. I will get to that. Let me get to it. And I was like, I'm on this Madeline Miller kick. I gotta go pick up Circe, because all the girls are telling me you gotta read Circe. It's even more devastating. It's their favorite book of all time. Okay, I believe you. So I went to my local Barnes and Noble, and I went ahead and picked up Circe. And then about six other books. Fuck. I do think, though, being American, because you forget I'm American sometimes when I'm really, like, deep into it. I've gone to UK before, and when I'm there, so I'll go to Greg's.

• 33:33Brittany Broski?

  I'll go to the local pub, whatever, and I'll go in, I'll sort of order. And I always wonder, like, do they know that I'm American? Because you put it, put it on quite thick. You can do the accent quite thick, and I always wonder, like, are you clocking me? Like, are you saying from my sort of facade? Facade?

• 33:57Brittany Broski?

  And I never know. I never know. Because I've gone up to Greg's one time. Greg, I've gone to visit Greg. And, um, I've ordered, like, a sausage roll, like, a disgusting, greasy sausage roll, maybe like a kebab. And, um, yeah, I don't know if I even cared. Or I've gone up to, like, a Mackie's, probably, like, I don't know, maybe four, three, four years ago. I was in UK, ordered a Mackie's. And I went, I was like, yeah, you're right, love, Kato, not a number four. She said, um, is that all? She was American. And I'll say, yeah, that's some holy shit, guys. One zero zero, one hundred times.

• 34:41Brittany Broski?

  I've sat my ass in this chair and talked about nothing. Nothing, but at the same time, everything. I think I've covered pretty much all the bases. And here's the beautiful thing about womanhood. I haven't even scratched the fucking surface. I have not even scratched the surface. Hundred, hundred episodes deep. And you bitches haven't even, you have no clue. Okay, there is so much more where that came from.

• 35:08Brittany Broski?

  One hundred, and I got this beautiful cake here. This beautiful one hundred episode cake. Now, don't look at the back because mama kind of went down on it. Okay, mama was sitting here kind of munching on it. I was eating it from the back. So, oh, I don't know. Everything I consume is made of plastic. I'm turning into a fucking plastic carton. There's plastic in my blood. I don't know. Fuck off.

• 35:47Brittany Broski?

  Oh, my God.

• 35:52Brittany Broski?

  He liked to move and move it. We like to move and move it. He liked to move and move it. We like to move it. Physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically, physically, physically, physically. Okay, that was hard to say. Here's what I, okay, let me finish my thought. And watching Frankenstein's creature learn the world and the small things to find beauty where usually we don't pick up on it. It was so, it made me cry. It was so good. It's gonna make me cry again. So good. Oh, and Jacob Elordi, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't think I'd talk shit on Jacob Elordi at all.

• 36:36Brittany Broski?

  But now I'm crying over him, so that's awesome. I am experiencing caffeine overdose, caffeine overdose. And I am wondering what, at what level is it? I'm in a dreamscape. At what level, you know, like can't feel my hands. Uh, I feel like I've got double vision. I feel like, I feel like a white walker. I had so much damn caffeine, I turned into a white walker. So I just really feel like the way Killian Murphy's eyes are so icy blue in that one scene of Oppenheimer, put it up on the screen, you know the one I'm talking about, when the camera's real tight in on his face and

• 37:17Brittany Broski?

  it zooms in and he's, and then it's the music playing in the background as the bodies, he's stepping over charred bodies. That's how I feel. I've had so many fucking Red Bulls.

• 37:28Speaker 03

  Maybe I need a duck. Maybe I need a pet duck. The next time I film, look, they're so good. Why, where are they going? Where are you guys going?

• 37:35Brittany Broski?

  Oh, I had a dream last night about my ex-situation ship as well.

• 37:40Brittany Broski?

  Will I ever be free? Free me? Fuck. Seriously. I bet US dollars that he paid an Etsy witch to do that to me. I'm, I am livid. I'm livid. I can't believe you permeated my dream space to send me that fuck ass message. And let me, hold on, I don't know if I've ever told you all this.

• 38:05Brittany Broski?

  So, so, and for the girls who are like,

• 38:12Speaker 03

  um, queen, quit fucking around, drop the album. Um, when's the single coming?

• 38:17Brittany Broski?

  It's fucking out. I hope you bitches are hungry. I hope you bitches are hungry. Eat. Come get y'all juice. It's here.

• 38:29Brittany Broski?

  And, uh, if you didn't know what I'm talking about, I went ahead and actually had released a single. I had, uh, released an original piece of music. So if anyone gives a shit, also there,

• 38:43Brittany Broski?

  that's an inside joke between me and my, my friends will say, they'll be like, oh my God, how was your meeting? How was whatever? I'll be like, it was great, but you know, like you give a shit. Actually, that's my friend Channing's bit. It's my friend Channing and Tristan's bit. And I kind of had poached it from them. I stole it from them. They all be like, well, Brittany, we know you don't give a shit, but last night went great. I didn't ever say, I don't care.

• 39:13Brittany Broski?

  I dropped a single like y'all give a fuck. No one gives a fuck.

• 39:18Brittany Broski?

  It's a joke, okay? It's done and the people that I want to have it, it's yours. You know what I mean? Like Broski Nation, my fucking people, my municipality, city, state. Do we have clean water? No. Do we have healthcare? No. Do we have fresh crops? No. But do we have a fucking single? Yeah. And y'all are getting fed regardless. And you're getting fed again soon. Okay? So keep, keep those baby bird mouths open.

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• 41:06Brittany Broski?

  Y'all know that one of my favorite movies of all time is Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes. Oh, and can Guillermo del Toro do Sherlock Holmes, please? For the love of God, please, can we just like find a way? I'll, I'll help finance it. Okay? Now, I don't have the money for it, but I will find a way. I'll sell something. I'll figure it out. Just leave it to me. What does swan legs look like? Swan leg? Oh, there's absolutely no meat on that, but that's not a swan. That's a swan.

• 41:39Brittany Broski?

  Goofy, goofy a legs.

• 41:44Brittany Broski?

  Goofy a legs, bruh. That is so, it's just tendons. No, no meat on the swan bone. I wonder what that, I wonder what that feels like on the hand. Like if, if you were to grab.

• 42:02Brittany Broski?

  I, I think I would have enjoyed F1 more if they would have been playing the car soundtrack over the speakers. Real gone, if they would have been playing some Rascal Flatts, "Life is a Highway", if they would have been doing some, "Behind the clouds, the sun is shining." Brad Paisley again, Brad Paisley mentioned two weeks in a row. That soundtrack is just fucking great. "Life could be a dream." Boom, sha-boom. "Life could be a dream." "I'm the only one that you love." "Life could be a dream." "Sweetheart, hello, hello again." "You two are gonna meet again."

• 42:46Brittany Broski?

  Da-dum-da-di-dum. What a great song. Yeah, that whole soundtrack, if they would have been playing that, you know, volume 150 over those speakers, I don't want to hear the commentary. "Oh, the clouds are taking..." No.

• 43:01Brittany Broski?

  Cars are hitting each other, smacking against one.

• 43:05Brittany Broski?

  "Life could be a dream." "Life could be a..." That would have been the vibe. Okay, in my head, the movie that's always playing in my head, that would have been the collage sequence, the montage. Number 64, having violent mood swings. It's in. I've decided it's in. Where are the bipolar bitches? Stand up. It's our time. Get up. Guys. Hey. But also.

• 43:30Brittany Broski?

  My god.

• 43:32Brittany Broski?

  Am I making sense? I had a quad from Duncan. Okay, hello to Duncan. I had a quad from Duncan and I'm feeling like I could be giving 13 different commencement speeches at once. Like I'm teaching a lecture in one side of my brain and I'm giving a commencement speech in another, I'm doing the podcast in another. Like a lot's going on up here and I'm trying to, I'm trying to chunnel it. I'm trying to, I'm trying to chunnel it.

• 44:02Brittany Broski?

  I am trying to chunnel it. Just made a new word. I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. I crossed a desert bear, man. Breathe the mountain air, man. Travel, I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been a hangin', a hangin', a hangin', a hangin', a hangin', a hangin'. Da da da dun. Da da da dun. Da da da dun, da da da dun, da da da dun. The creepy and the spooky, the serious and the spooky. They're all together, cookie. They are the family. Gomez.

• 44:47Brittany Broski?

  Anyway, I'm laying in bed. Chomp halfway down my throat. I bite into it with my back right molar. Some of my tooth comes off. What? What? But that's, uh, but I hear you on the other side of the screen saying, Brittany, that's a soft food. Yeah, you think I don't fucking know that? I guess I just have the most brittle enamel known to man. Okay, my teeth need to be studied by Scientologists. Hold on.

• 45:15Brittany Broski?

  My teeth, hold on. My teeth need to be studied by scientists. Dent, dental Scientologists.

• 45:24Brittany Broski?

  Okay, you want a Snickers dance? Put on a show. I want to see choreography. I want to see you guys work for this fucking treat. Okay, what I want to see is more tricks. Trick or treat! And then you gotta start dancing. Trick. Okay, and then I do a head spin. Trick. Armed robbery.

• 45:47Brittany Broski?

  Trick or treat! Trick. Arson.

• 45:51Brittany Broski?

  I throw a Molotov cocktail through your window and I run away. And it's like, who did it? I don't know, it was a little girl, maybe it was a little boy, I don't know, dressed as Uncle Fester. Actually, they weren't that little. They were kind of mid-size, plus-size, and they were about 5'9".

• 46:08Brittany Broski?

  Grown-ass man, Uncle Fester. Okay.

• 46:15Brittany Broski?

  The guy who does the Hugh Jackman.

• 46:22Brittany Broski?

  That's one of the funniest bits that's ever happened on the internet, by the way. It just keeps getting funnier. Like somehow he's cracked the code to where that shit, day by day, gets funnier. And I don't know, some days I'm like, okay, I'm over it. And then I'll watch a really good one, and I'm like, oh my god! And he changes the words to like, Ryan Reynolds, loaf of bread, loaf of bread! It's so funny! Okay, back to mucus. It's the most wonderful time of the year. There'll be much whistle blowing and... I don't really know the words to that song. Okay, and I texted a picture of myself to Drew and she said I looked like Nosferatu. Fuck you bitch!

• 47:08Brittany Broski?

  Fuck you bitch! I'm Fester Adams, ho! Number 25, flirting with the knights at medieval times. I would highly recommend you get some girls together, go to medieval times, and really lay it on thick. Sit front row, okay? And if you're not front row, be loud. Be, be the loudest people in your section. This is something actually that pisses me off about people go to medieval times. You go to medieval times and you sit there and you be quiet? Give them something! They're performing! When you go to medieval times, and then, you know, the knights do their little parade around and they're... Whatever, and you know, they give their flower to somebody. I want to see you bitches on your feet. Attention, stand up.

• 47:51Brittany Broski?

  All the, over here, over here, over here. That's what you need to be doing. Because guess what? The joy in their face. The joy in the knights faces. So it makes it all worth it.

• 48:03Speaker 08

  Makes it all worth it.

• 48:04Brittany Broski?

  They also do this crazy move where I was like.

• 48:10Brittany Broski?

  They do this crazy move. Where it looks like. It looks like when swans like sort of fly and then like get in the water and just sort of coast like. Do you know what I mean? You guys, you guys just don't, okay? I travel, they still let me on planes. Um, even though I got this big farter on me. Even though, even though, hey, carry on this big ass, this big shitter. And not ass in the sexual sense of like, damn, she's got a fatty. This ass as like a weapon. As like big farter, big shitter. She had whole milk before this and I just. Uh, this last flight I was on, let me know what you guys think about this, okay? Cause sometimes I get on a flight and people are farting next to me and I'm like.

• 48:55Brittany Broski?

  You're the most disgusting fucking nasty human. Get your toes and your farts out of this airplane. I mean that, I mean that. And don't put your feet on shit. Don't put it up on the wall, up on the, when your toes are gripping, you're pissing me off. That's one side of me, okay? The other side of me is if I'm in the air and my stomach hurts, I gotta fart. Okay, because I'm in pain. And when you're, it's a pressurized cabin, my guts are bubbling. Okay, I don't have a gallbladder, cut me some slack. Sometimes I gotta fart. And they're blanks, I'm shooting blanks on the plane, okay? I'm farting, but there's, there's no stink in the chamber, okay? Or maybe we're just 30,000 feet up in the air, my, my nose is plugged up. This is my opinion. This trick or treat bullshit. Start dancing, start dancing now.

• 49:40Brittany Broski?

  Recite me a poem, recite me a scene from a play. I want to see you dance. I want to see a, a talent show. I want to see a special hidden talent. Okay, even do that shit where you like, remember those kids in middle school would like flip their eyelids upside down? You'd have to like, and we'd all, ew, do it again.

• 49:59Brittany Broski?

  You remember those kids who used to shoot milk out of their eyes? Was that just like, that is such a public school thing. Okay, I don't know if the little kids who were going to like Catholic school and all that, they weren't in the public lunchroom with the government-funded lunch meals, shooting milk out of their eye sockets. I don't know if that was happening. That was reserved exclusively for the public, public school kids.

• 50:37Brittany Broski?

  Percocet, Molly Percocet, chase a check, never chase a bitch. Mask off, fuck it, mask off, mask off, fuck it, mask off. Mm-mm. Now, what's in there, you may be asking? A little bit of lead, a little bit of cyanide, right? I'm trying to do this thing where I'm doing small doses. You gotta work yourself up. Every morning, I take a capsule of lead, a capsule of Red 40, a capsule of microplastics, and a capsule of cyanide. You guys are not paying attention. If you, everyone clap three times. Okay, and if you didn't clap, do it with me now.

• 51:22Brittany Broski?

  One, two, three. Get up. Pay attention. You've been slacking off. We're learning about why birds don't sing at night.

• 51:32Brittany Broski?

  And say it with me, because they are diurnal. Diurnal. Actually, hold on, let me set my intention. Universe, tell me what I need to know.

• 51:52Brittany Broski?

  It's right here.

• 51:55Brittany Broski?

  I think it's this one.

• 52:00Brittany Broski?

  Bitch, what the fuck are Earth Dragon? I literally pulled Earth Dragon. After I just talked shit, after I said, "I don't want a fucking Earth Dragon", the Earth Dragon is exactly what I needed. Are you out of your mind? Clears your path and the land around you. And it's sick. Can you zoom in on that? The Earth Dragon's fucking cool.

• 52:23Brittany Broski?

  If I was a Finaf animatronic, that would be gag. Can someone draw me as a? Can someone draw me as a Finaf animatronic? And why did they give Chica BBL? And what, do you think in Finaf 2, they're gonna have the BBL Chica? With the like, hourglass and kinda like B-cups, maybe? I don't know, food for thought. If I was a Finaf animatronic, I think I'd be one, I would be a good one. I'd be like, "Guys, we can't keep doing this, we're kids."

• 52:55Brittany Broski?

  "Guys, come on, we're just kids, why are we killing people?"

• 52:59Brittany Broski?

  But honestly, if I was, actually if I was a Finaf animatronic, I'd go along with the flow. I feel like I'd be kinda spineless. I'd be like, "Oh, we're all killing people." Well, I don't wanna be bullied for like, not killing people. There's, nothing is worse. Murder can't be worse than being bullied.

• 53:17Brittany Broski?

  Do you guys tuck for Uncle Fester Drag?

• 53:21Brittany Broski?

  Gomesh! Okay, moving on.

• 53:25Brittany Broski?

  I feel like, the number one thing I really wanted to say is that my tonsils are kinda touching each other today, and they're filled with tonsil stones, and I really don't know how to, at what age is it too? Like, it's not cool to get your tonsils out. Like, if I'm pushing 30, I'm 28, careful. Hey, careful now, easy. Easy boy, whoa! I'm pushing 30. If I'm like, "I need my tonsils out, cuz they're touching", you know what I mean? Cuz that happens. And, oh my god, don't even get me started on when I get a head cold, them bitches touch. Them bitches wanna kiss so bad. The sexual tension between my tonsils. When I have a fucking head cold, they, they want to get close and personal, they wanna spoon. And I'm like, "Guys, can you please stop? Guys, I have stuff to do, I have to talk for a little bit."

• 54:11Brittany Broski?

  And then they start kissing, and they start giving each other sloppy. Stop! Guys! I'm punching myself in the throat, "Stop!", I said. You know, I have phases, I had the Tom Blythe phase, I had this fucking bullshit phase, whatever. Jack O'Connell? Yeah! I can't meet him. I still can't meet him in person. There's no fucking way. And I know he'd be so nice. He'd be so fucking nice. I can't meet him. Mm hmm. No, thank you. No, thank you. I'mma act real weird. I'll act real, real weird around Jack O'Connell. Yeah, I'll say some shit I'll regret. I'm over this idea that you need to be, I'm cool, I'm not so. Be fucking weird because you are. Who are you hiding from?

• 54:56Brittany Broski?

  He's gonna find out eventually, girl. Just fucking be weird. I don't care. I'm loud. I'm, I'm doing voices. I'm doing the whatever. I'm pulling references out of thin air. If they catch the wave, they're gonna ride it, girl. They're gonna ride the wave, okay? And they like it. They like weird bitches. They won't admit it, though, okay? And also, if a man is weirded out by you, not your man, get the fuck away from me. Get away. Be weird around men. It's the wintertime. I'm just trying to keep my baby love for the winter side.

• 55:31Brittany Broski?

  And whatever's on you is I'm doing. And if Ariana Grande gets that Audrey Hepburn biopic role.

• 55:40Brittany Broski?

  Just went nonverbal. Watch me turn this podcast into the Ariana Grande report. Bet on that, bitch. Y'all thought I was insufferable when Elvis came out? Fuck you. If Ariana Grande does an Audrey Hepburn biopic, I am going to be the most insufferable person you have ever laid eyes upon, ever listened to, ever seen in your life. I'm going to make that my entire personality. I'm gonna get those fucked up micro bangs. I'm gonna start wearing pearls everywhere and gloves. Bitch, watch. I'm gonna weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. I'm going to take that shit so personally. Ariana Grande, please play the Audrey Hepburn biopic. Oh, my god.

• 56:25Brittany Broski?

  I don't ask for much. I don't ask for much. I just ask for Harry Styles and Jack Carlitica on Royal Court. Maybe Hosea.

• 56:34Brittany Broski?

  Okay, and I'm asking for Ariana Grande to be a fucking Audrey Hepburn, please. Or at least take a breakfast at Tiffany's Roman Holiday remake on Netflix, please, Marley. I'm not really, I don't even watch it. I just wanna watch it.

• 56:48Speaker 08

  Okay. So. Have a great sleep tonight.

• 56:53Brittany Broski?

  Thanks for listening. Thanks for watching. I don't know why. I don't know why you watch. I don't know what possibly could interest you. If unless it's thermodynamics, then guess what? You're in luck.

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