The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Maddie Wiener - Episode 79

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:22Adam Friedland?

  And the show has started. I don't have enough slack.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  Whole episode like that.

• 1:28Adam Friedland?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Adam Friedland. I still don't, like, I don't have slack.

• 1:32Speaker 03

  Get out of here, man.

• 1:32Adam Friedland?

  I need some slack.

• 1:34Speaker 03

  There you go. No, no, we're good. We're going, right?

• 1:36Adam Friedland?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Adam Friedland Show. Welcome to our new lighting setup. We finished the studio. It's been three years. I think it looks beautiful.

• 1:43Speaker 03

  It looks good. Turn your hat around or take your hat off.

• 1:46Adam Friedland?

  I forgot. There's a note.

• 1:47Speaker 03

  You gotta take your hat off.

• 1:49Adam Friedland?

  But I'm an Orthodox Jew.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, but we lit it for his, look how great his hair looks now.

• 1:52Adam Friedland?

  I know.

• 1:53Speaker 03

  We do now have a hair light. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Oh, you have like that little back glowy thing?

• 1:58Speaker 03

  And hold the microphone down further so everyone can see your face.

• 2:01Adam Friedland?

  Where do you want me?

• 2:01Speaker 03

  Don't cover your face.

• 2:03Adam Friedland?

  Okay. Hello. Yeah. Hi. Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show. Our, our studio is gorgeous. We did it because it's a new day in America. We move on. I know a lot of you are hurting right now.

• 2:15Speaker 03

  What do you mean it's a new day?

• 2:16Adam Friedland?

  What?

• 2:16Speaker 03

  What do you mean it's a new day?

• 2:17Adam Friedland?

  Well, every day is a new day in America, technically.

• 2:20Speaker 03

  Did something happen?

• 2:23Adam Friedland?

  So you're a woman.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Is this the first episode since?

• 2:29Adam Friedland?

  Since what?

• 2:30Speaker 02

  Since the new day?

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:31Adam Friedland?

  Well, yeah.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  Since Jill Stein's tragic loss?

• 2:34Speaker 03

  You spent the last two days crying, obviously.

• 2:36Speaker 02

  I am in a little bit of a...

• 2:38Speaker 03

  Posting videos of yourself crying.

• 2:40Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Is this why you had me on?

• 2:44Speaker 03

  What the hell is this?

• 2:44Adam Friedland?

  We're actually, Nick and I are actually hurting too. So, I know, I know-

• 2:48Speaker 03

  One of the hairs from your head was coming out of my zipper.

• 2:51Adam Friedland?

  How my hair? No, don't say it like that.

• 2:53Speaker 03

  Well, this is definitely not a pubic hair. It's way too long.

• 2:55Adam Friedland?

  No, shut up. That's no, no, my hair is much longer than that. Don't make accusations like that. No, that's disgusting.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  This is a pub. I'll kill myself.

• 3:02Adam Friedland?

  Okay, like, grow up.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  That's from his head. It's from the side of his-

• 3:05Adam Friedland?

  This is a pubic hair from Nick's balls.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  It's from the side of your head.

• 3:07Adam Friedland?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  It would have hurt if I pulled it out that way.

• 3:10Adam Friedland?

  How was it in your zipper?

• 3:10Speaker 03

  It was attached to the end of my zipper.

• 3:13Adam Friedland?

  It's a short curly hair from your-

• 3:14Speaker 03

  I don't have pubes. And they're orange, anyway.

• 3:17Adam Friedland?

  You're bald down there?

• 3:18Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm mixed race.

• 3:19Adam Friedland?

  You're like a, you're like a 1990's chick.

• 3:21Speaker 03

  I'm mixed race, so they're, they're ginger and soft and fine.

• 3:25Adam Friedland?

  Oh, really? So the drapes do not match?

• 3:27Speaker 03

  Mm-mm.

• 3:27Adam Friedland?

  Alright, add that to the spreadsheet, fans. Um, okay, so yeah, I mean, like I was saying, a lot of girls, I understand you guys are having a tough time. For us, we wanted to see a guy be the first lady, and we're never gonna get it.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:40Adam Friedland?

  You know?

• 3:40Speaker 02

  You think this is it?

• 3:41Adam Friedland?

  It's not fair to us. We wanna have a guy first lady one of these days.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Did you write in Jill Stein?

• 3:47Speaker 02

  No, I actually, I fucked up really bad. I didn't know there wasn't same-day voter registration in New York.

• 3:51Adam Friedland?

  You missed the election.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  You can just say you didn't-

• 3:54Adam Friedland?

  It doesn't matter.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Didn't care.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I should spin it like it was a protest vote.

• 3:58Adam Friedland?

  In New York, say it doesn't matter, yeah.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was, I was like, thank god.

• 4:00Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, spin it like you didn't wanna vote for Gaza. Why, just say that, say it again. Let's run it again.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  It was funny, and they were in 2016-

• 4:05Speaker 02

  I couldn't bring myself-

• 4:06Adam Friedland?

  Cause of the genocide.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  Because, yeah.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  In 2016, there was like a handful-

• 4:10Speaker 02

  I'm also Jewish.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  A handful of people during the primary that were like all gung ho about Bernie Sanders, and then they, like, didn't vote for him in the primary, and they were like,

• 4:19Adam Friedland?

  "They fucking took me, they knew I was voting for Bernie, and they took me off the..." It's like, no, you just never registered to vote. You've never voted before.

• 4:27Speaker 03

  You just didn't know what the process was.

• 4:29Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  You thought it was posting, and then you go someplace, and they just let you vote in the primary.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  North Dakota is like that.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Does it work? There's not same-day registration for primaries, though, is there?

• 4:40Speaker 02

  No, North Dakota is, I think, the only state where there's no voter registration. You just show up with your ID.

• 4:45Speaker 03

  But then how do you have, how do you have party registration?

• 4:47Speaker 02

  I have no idea. Well, it made me be like, what does registration do?

• 4:51Speaker 03

  Well, it's because the primaries are like, that's for the party. So like they, don't they have like, what is it? Is the word jurisdiction over that?

• 4:59Adam Friedland?

  Um, you need to be a member of a party to vote in the primary, I think.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Oh, if you're registered as an independent, you can't vote.

• 5:05Adam Friedland?

  I'm a member of the media, so I have to remain neutral.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  Unless they have open primaries.

• 5:08Adam Friedland?

  As a podcaster.

• 5:09Speaker 03

  I'd imagine, is that determined by law, who has open primaries, or who gives a fuck?

• 5:14Adam Friedland?

  I don't fucking care.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  Thank god we don't have to worry about it.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  It might be the last one. Yeah, no more elections. There's no point in learning it.

• 5:18Adam Friedland?

  Guys, we don't have to think about this stuff anymore. The boys are back in town. Congratulations, Nick. You've worked tirelessly for this. Congratulations to the, to the free speech Austin comedy scene. Um, they really, they made this happen, and I blame them personally.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  You think Rogan's like, whoops?

• 5:37Adam Friedland?

  I don't think he is.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  He's like, whoops.

• 5:39Adam Friedland?

  I think he's doing it as a are.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  Somebody have a whole special where he's like, it's on you guys for listening to anything I said. And he's like, here's who you should vote for.

• 5:44Speaker 03

  Cause I mean, it's like, like in his mind, he was probably like, I'm gonna vote for Donald Trump, right? And then now it's like, oh, maybe that, maybe I made him win. You know what I mean? And regardless of like, that could be a good thing, but even having that kind of power, you're probably, because now it's like, if Trump bombs Hawaii, for some reason, and so he gets a bad Hawaiian pizza from Domino's, and he's like, we gotta kill all of them. And like, if you're Joe Rogan, you gotta be like, I did that. Kind of, you know what I mean? Now it's all on him.

• 6:20Adam Friedland?

  His fingerprints are all over, all of this, yeah. If they liquidate the civil service and do Project 25, whatever that is.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  He'd have to go down there and restart the Samoan race.

• 6:31Adam Friedland?

  It is Rogan.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  Cause he's the closest, I think.

• 6:32Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. He has to teach them their language again. Yeah, he has to be like, listen, we're all Apokobehes and like, is locos only. And Rogan is gonna be the one that has to restart that, you know? But you're, you're, you're abroad. How you, what do you?

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm feeling, I mean, I got, I'm getting my new IUD re-upped, so I think I'll be

• 6:55Speaker 03

  The T2, the T2, the T2000.

• 6:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:58Adam Friedland?

  What kind of equi, what kind of technology they got going on these days?

• 7:01Speaker 02

  I have a Moreno one, so it's like hormones.

• 7:04Adam Friedland?

  Moreno?

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:05Adam Friedland?

  It's like a Latinx style? Yeah, cool.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  But it's like a hormone one, so it like, uh, it's like, the way I understand it is it's like, when you just, you know, people are like-

• 7:15Speaker 03

  Probably the worst one for you.

• 7:16Adam Friedland?

  No, no, we know about it.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's probably not, it's a thing that everyone's like, avoid food with this in it.

• 7:20Speaker 03

  The other one's just like a plug.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's supposed to hurt really bad.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  So this one doesn't hurt?

• 7:25Adam Friedland?

  It's crazy.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, you like, don't get a period.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Instead you just get like, cancer. You like, fuck up your hormones, you get breast cancer.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  But it doesn't matter, you don't have kids, so you can die younger.

• 7:33Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  No responsibilities.

• 7:35Adam Friedland?

  It's so awesome being a guy, it's so sick. We don't have to think about any of this stuff. We'd have kids at 75 years old.

• 7:41Speaker 02

  That's pretty sick.

• 7:42Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Um, it is really mean to the girls that they, that they, this happened, but, I mean, to some extent-

• 7:49Speaker 03

  It would be cool to get like, an IAD, like an intra anus device.

• 7:55Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 7:55Speaker 03

  It could regulate my feces easily. I don't need it for any of the birth control stuff, but-

• 7:59Speaker 02

  A gay guy that thinks he can get pregnant in a vest?

• 8:01Speaker 03

  No, not even a gay guy, somebody that just doesn't want to have, like, today it's just diarrhea all day long, and tomorrow it's, you're constipated.

• 8:08Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  If I, if there's a little wire or something, I could put in there.

• 8:12Adam Friedland?

  I like a little diversity.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  You know, I could control with my phone.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  You're like, Nick, you need to change your diet. Is there, is there some kind of plug I could just-

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, right, is there a plug?

• 8:21Adam Friedland?

  I got a nap.

• 8:26Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Um, I guess, I don't know, what are they, they wanted our hot takes about this whole election thing? I mean, Nick, Nick told me, uh, months ago.

• 8:34Speaker 03

  It's the same takes that I had in 2016.

• 8:37Adam Friedland?

  Yep.

• 8:38Speaker 03

  So just go back and, when I was fired up.

• 8:40Adam Friedland?

  Tomtown, yeah.

• 8:41Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm too excited about these lights.

• 8:45Adam Friedland?

  What does it look like on the monitor?

• 8:46Speaker 03

  It looks amazing. It looks good.

• 8:49Adam Friedland?

  I think this is, this is a good indication for the fans.

• 8:52Speaker 03

  This is what I wanted it to be the entire time and I finally got in my way.

• 8:56Adam Friedland?

  We have individual lives for each panel of the flats. They really do look beautiful.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  I didn't know there was so much space in between.

• 9:03Adam Friedland?

  We made more space.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  The stage forward also to where.

• 9:07Adam Friedland?

  The grid was here.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  I, yeah, I extended it out and I moved the stage forward to where I wanted it in the, from the beginning.

• 9:14Adam Friedland?

  This is cinema.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:15Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. And you're the first guest.

• 9:18Speaker 02

  I'm honored.

• 9:19Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. And, uh, so it like, uh, really it should be an honor, you know?

• 9:24Speaker 02

  It is an honor.

• 9:25Adam Friedland?

  You haven't said thank you yet, but it should be.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  Thank you very much.

• 9:28Adam Friedland?

  Okay, you're what?

• 9:29Speaker 02

  And thank you very much.

• 9:30Adam Friedland?

  No need, no need, no need to say thank you, no need to say thank you. Um, yeah, I mean, I guess it's like, yeah, this is 2016 all over again. I think like if you elect Trump once, it, you could be like played off like an accident. But this time is like, oh, it's, we are on, it is on purpose.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, that is the thing that's weird that you're like, oh, it felt like this weird kind of like fringe group was bubbling up and like took power. But then when you win the popular vote, you're like, oh, this is kind of like just the country. Also, if you win the popular vote, that should like disqualify you from holding public office. Like if most Americans are like, you're awesome. It's like, that's not a good sign.

• 10:07Adam Friedland?

  Well, my thesis is, is the cooler person wins every time, right? Since Jimmy Carter, I think the cooler person has won every election.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Biden, Trump though?

• 10:17Adam Friedland?

  Because he was doubt, he was, he wasn't cool because of COVID. Everyone was like, this guy's a loser now. But pretty much every single time is the cooler guy who wins. Obama was cooler than Mitt Romney. He was cooler than McCain. Terrible pilot, crashes, goes to.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  JFK Junior?

• 10:36Adam Friedland?

  JFK Junior ran for what?

• 10:37Speaker 03

  Has there ever been, and this is because I don't know people who have a personal airplane that aren't famous.

• 10:43Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  It seems like you have a 50% chance of dying.

• 10:48Adam Friedland?

  John Denver?

• 10:49Speaker 03

  It's literally, I mean, it's like every single one of them is like, I'm getting a plane and then they die.

• 10:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  The funniest of all of them was that the guy that was the private investigator for the dude and like looking into the Franklin Credit scandal.

• 11:03Adam Friedland?

  Uh huh.

• 11:03Speaker 03

  He's a guy researching government pedophiles. And he got a hot tip in Chicago. He tells the investigator who's like on the Nebraska state, you know, legislator.

• 11:13Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 11:13Speaker 03

  Tells him, uh, I'm gonna fly my plane with my son up to Chicago to get this evidence. And then it's like.

• 11:20Adam Friedland?

  I'm gonna fly my single-engine Cessna.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  Of course, yeah. It blows up in the air, right? You know, and they're like, wow, that's what planes do.

• 11:26Adam Friedland?

  He gets in it was.

• 11:30Adam Friedland?

  Oh, man.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  I had a neighbor that like had a, like our next door neighbor was like, hey, I have like a little plane if you wanna come up with me sometime. And I was like 13 and my parents were like, no, those things crash all the time.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:43Speaker 02

  And then looking back, I'm like, also him because that guy was.

• 11:45Adam Friedland?

  A pedophile.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  For sure, yeah, gonna molest me.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  And it's.

• 11:48Adam Friedland?

  It's international waters up there, yeah, yeah. It's legal, yeah.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  It's vertical international waters.

• 11:53Adam Friedland?

  International waters, yeah, technically.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  There's something about the interstellar, like you age differently when you're that far off the earth. So if you do the math.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  I think that's actually true.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  It's legal kinda thing.

• 12:04Adam Friedland?

  Is that true?

• 12:05Speaker 03

  It is.

• 12:06Adam Friedland?

  You say up in the air?

• 12:07Speaker 02

  I think it's the opposite. I think if you.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  No, if you're in orbit, like, no, if you're in orbit for like five years.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  And you come back, you're like three seconds younger than you would have been.

• 12:17Adam Friedland?

  Oh, man.

• 12:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:19Speaker 02

  So it doesn't, yeah, but if we're both in the plane, it doesn't matter.

• 12:23Adam Friedland?

  When I'm in, when I turn 40, I'm going up to that damn plane. I don't wanna, I'm gonna be a young bitch forever. I can't, I can't stand this aging process. I mean, I don't know, guys. The thing about the accident thing is the first time around, I pitched it in my mind until Tuesday. As Anthony Weiner got caught for a fourth time sending his penis out.

• 12:46Speaker 03

  That happen again?

• 12:47Adam Friedland?

  No, no, the last time around.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  Quietly during the election?

• 12:50Adam Friedland?

  He could have really gotten away with it this time. Yeah, but then like Comey wrote that letter and then it kind of, I was like, okay, it was a total accident. This guy sent his penis and then now Trump's the president? But this time around, I'm like, oh no, the Democrats are just, they're losers. I mean, there's no other excuse this time. You can't blame a man's penis. If, if, if it concluded with kill Tony, losing it for Trump, I think that narratively, that would have felt like a full circle moment.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  Almost more so than not wanting Trump to be president. I'm like, I wanted that to happen for-

• 13:21Speaker 03

  It is funny too, because you know, the results came in, and Trump's the winner, and then Tony was probably like, "Yeah, I did have a good set."

• 13:27Adam Friedland?

  I didn't bomb!

• 13:30Speaker 03

  I didn't fucking bomb. That's probably his genuine reaction.

• 13:34Adam Friedland?

  Fuck you guys!

• 13:39Speaker 02

  I wanted Tony to, Tony having thrown the election would have been so funny, though.

• 13:43Adam Friedland?

  It would have been amazing.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  That, like, kids in 50 years having to, like, read a history book and, like, learn about Tony Hinchcliffe?

• 13:50Adam Friedland?

  No, no way.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  I feel like people are gonna remember Trump, like, uh, people are like, "No one's done this since Grover Cleveland," you know, like, one, two, and in a hundred years, people are gonna be like, you know, "Who is Donald Trump again? Is that, is that Gar- Garfield?"

• 14:05Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  The cat?

• 14:07Adam Friedland?

  Is it Grover?

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Oh, he was that guy that he, that he had to, yeah, I think I remember that.

• 14:11Adam Friedland?

  Non-consecutive.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, before the big war.

• 14:13Adam Friedland?

  Before, before, you know, this turned into Chinese Israel, you know, and before, before it became Chinese Israel.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  Even Barack Obama will be remembered, like, you know, first black president. People will remember him like, like they remember Scott Joplin. You know what I mean? They're like, "Oh, yeah, he did that piano song."

• 14:32Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  We'll have a president that's like a robot by then. You know what I mean? Like, a guy in a Gundam suit that can just kill whoever he wants.

• 14:41Adam Friedland?

  I don't know.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  I'd say all the human presidents are probably gonna seem pretty lame by comparison.

• 14:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, there's gonna be like a, like a sick, like, uh, yeah, like a fortune teller, uh-

• 14:52Speaker 03

  Or that big spider from Wild Wild West.

• 14:54Adam Friedland?

  A big spider from Wild Wild West would be a good president.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  That's a big podcast reference. I don't know if you started podcasting yet.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  I have, but apparently not enough.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  You gotta talk about the big spider from Wild Wild West.

• 15:03Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, remember that?

• 15:04Speaker 02

  Wait, I'm so behind, can I?

• 15:06Speaker 03

  There's a big spider in that.

• 15:09Adam Friedland?

  I'm not gonna do your work for you.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, sorry, I'll do the work. Trump's in office and it's time to roll up our sleeves and do the work.

• 15:14Speaker 03

  Look into it, because you can probably get five or six episodes out of that spider.

• 15:17Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. I mean, I don't want to like bring it down to a serious note, but and make the election about me, but as a Jewish person, you might understand this, like I am scared right now that they will take white away from us, like and and it is, I was talking to a friend the other day, it would be really unfortunate to lose white in my 40s. It would be like to not be able to be like a, you know,

• 15:41Speaker 02

  That's a tough. It's like having to learn how to walk again.

• 15:44Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, just automatically become an unk or an old head. But like, you know,

• 15:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're gonna need a lot of work to get there.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  I was watching, I was watching debate coverage, it was Fox, and then they had like a group of like voters in the studio. They bring these people in, they sit there. And they're like, uh, you know, how'd you vote? And the first guy they go to, he was like, I've been a Democrat my whole life. But because of Israel, I had to vote for Donald Trump because, you know, he's gonna do what's right for Israel or whatever. It's like the first guy they talked to, Trump wins the election. And that's not the only guy like that, by the way, you know, there's like a bunch of people on social media. Some of them are billionaires, they're like, you know, I'm a Democrat, but you know, Israel's more important. We gotta vote for Donald Trump, so we'll throw everything else out for Israel. And then Donald Trump wins and immediately people are blaming the Arabs that sat out the election.

• 16:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  It's like, oh, it's their fault. Not the guys that voted for Donald Trump, it's Arab people.

• 16:39Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, in Flint, or in, uh, Dearborn, yeah.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Which he won all of the states, I think, I don't think.

• 16:46Adam Friedland?

  He won 50 states.

• 16:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't like a hundred guys who got told at their mosque, maybe sit this one out.

• 16:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  That's wild too, because what is his stance on Israel as opposed to calm, like?

• 17:00Adam Friedland?

  He, no, no, no, his pitch to Jews was awesome. He said, if you're Jewish and you don't vote for me, you're gonna die.

• 17:08Adam Friedland?

  He said that, he said, he said, you're dead.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  Dude, that was like, when, when the war like first started, there was some like video of Joe Biden being like, it's important that we have Israel because without Israel, no Jew is safe anywhere in the world.

• 17:23Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  But it's like, what about your country? Look, that's such a weird threat to be like, you guys are fucked and I'm not helping you.

• 17:30Speaker 03

  We're not gonna be able to control it.

• 17:31Adam Friedland?

  We'll stop, yeah, we gotta stop this charade.

• 17:36Adam Friedland?

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• 17:41Speaker 02

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• 17:41Adam Friedland?

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• 17:59Speaker 03

  Uh, the apple one.

• 18:03Adam Friedland?

  I like the pina colada one. Uh, what strength do you use?

• 18:09Speaker 03

  20%.

• 18:11Adam Friedland?

  I use a ladies' strength personally. Uh, and when do you throw in your Lucy, Nick?

• 18:16Speaker 03

  As soon as I wake up.

• 18:18Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, me too. Uh, I do a double decker, right to the top, two on the other side, kind of a chipmunk style. Um, guys, so-

• 18:28Speaker 03

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• 18:30Adam Friedland?

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• 19:09Adam Friedland?

  Lucy products are only available for... Can you do it fast?

• 19:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 19:13Adam Friedland?

  Like it's a commercial?

• 19:14Speaker 03

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• 19:15Adam Friedland?

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• 19:34Adam Friedland?

  Alright, so what else is going on in the news?

• 19:37Speaker 02

  Pretty much bottled that up. I don't know, dude, I'm, I've kind of been like tapped out since, uh, cause I, since, I don't know, since he won, I was like, Instagram is just like, it's kind of just like the worst poetry I've ever seen in my life.

• 19:52Adam Friedland?

  No one's needed a slut anymore on there?

• 19:54Speaker 02

  No slut behavior. Yeah, real bummer.

• 19:57Adam Friedland?

  What's wrong with these whores?

• 20:00Adam Friedland?

  Dude, he's had-

• 20:03Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I remember that during during BLM it was like that too. Like people, people were all like sharing the resources instead of being sluts on the internet for a week. And they were like, these are the resources. And then like an hour later, they'd be like, it turns out we got the resources wrong.

• 20:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:20Adam Friedland?

  It's a website set up by an Indian guy. He has fifty million dollars now that belonged to George. We're gonna get it back.

• 20:29Speaker 03

  You think they're gonna get that all fired up again?

• 20:31Adam Friedland?

  BLM?

• 20:32Speaker 03

  Well, you know, just being mad about something.

• 20:35Adam Friedland?

  No, people are too tired.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  I don't think you're gonna do BLM again. It would have to be a different issue.

• 20:39Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, we should get pussy hats and see like, see if that that comes back or not. I don't think there's gonna be a women's march. I don't think, I don't think there's gonna be shit that happens.

• 20:50Speaker 02

  Well, it's hard because it's like, what do you protest? Like, what would? It's like everyone's upset, but there's not really like a demand you can make. You can't be like, don't let him be the president. It's like, it's happening.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  Well, you could on January sixth.

• 21:03Adam Friedland?

  We could do January sixth, yeah.

• 21:04Speaker 02

  Run it back.

• 21:05Adam Friedland?

  It'd be funny if she was like, we gotta do January sixth, uh, cuz this is a fake result. And then they ended up killing the vice president, who is the one who certifies the election. She, and she just got it.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Oh damn, she has to like,

• 21:18Adam Friedland?

  She has to certify.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Sign her own death certificate, basically. That's brutal.

• 21:22Adam Friedland?

  They were like, we're gonna kill Pence.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  What is Pence doing now?

• 21:26Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he gets so much pussy.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  Just getting fucking sucked off.

• 21:30Adam Friedland?

  I don't know. I think, I think Pence took a shot at the king and he missed.

• 21:36Adam Friedland?

  And that's what he best not have, but he did. What are you gonna do?

• 21:40Speaker 03

  They should do January sixth.

• 21:42Adam Friedland?

  The girls.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  I mean, they, the last time around, they got pretty close to getting away with it.

• 21:48Adam Friedland?

  Getting away with January sixth?

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Well, do, yeah, going in there and doing it. One of them, you know, I mean, if you get, if you take a dump on Nancy Pelosi's.

• 21:55Adam Friedland?

  Died.

• 21:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know, not her. She didn't do it, but the rest of them, they got in there, they were fired. There was a grandma.

• 22:02Adam Friedland?

  I didn't think they were gonna get in and then they did.

• 22:04Speaker 03

  I think they just didn't have a plan once they got in there.

• 22:07Adam Friedland?

  Well, they forgot about the babies.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  It was very much like October 7th, where they got over the wall and they were like, well, we didn't even think we'd get this far.

• 22:15Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they're like, it worked.

• 22:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, and uh, so I guess we'll take selfies?

• 22:20Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, they did like selfie stick, they're like, they did like uh, pranks.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  If Democrats went in this time, they're like, no, we're actually gonna kill everyone and make sure.

• 22:31Adam Friedland?

  It would be funny if they were like, now you can see when a competent leader does the January 6th, like.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Pull it off.

• 22:38Speaker 03

  I think we should have January 6th every time.

• 22:41Adam Friedland?

  What's that, every time?

• 22:42Speaker 03

  Every time, yeah.

• 22:43Adam Friedland?

  It's a tradition unlike any other, yeah.

• 22:46Speaker 03

  They would do that in like Spain, probably.

• 22:48Adam Friedland?

  Like a running of the bulls?

• 22:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, they would dress up in their Spanish clothes and they would all go into the capital with swords.

• 22:55Adam Friedland?

  Somehow it would involve blackface.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe, yeah.

• 22:58Adam Friedland?

  And a turban.

• 22:59Speaker 03

  A lot of, a lot of jingling happening, different, you know, clack, clack, clack, clack, whatever the fuck those are called.

• 23:07Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, no, it would be funny if we let, if the girls did it and then just the fellows got to watch on TV. Be like, if my girlfriend was there, yeah, if I was like, babe, so you want Thai later or like, just, just let me know, should I go to the store? The outfits perfect.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  Just starting on the outfit?

• 23:28Adam Friedland?

  The government's that way, you idiot. You stupid idiot.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  They also told us it would take like, weeks before you would know the result of the election.

• 23:38Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it was five minutes.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, a couple hours.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  It wasn't even close. You can't even be like it was stolen, cause it's like, dude.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  But the final count's only gonna, there's probably only gonna be what, like a one or two million difference?

• 23:49Adam Friedland?

  On the, in the popular?

• 23:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, in there.

• 23:53Adam Friedland?

  I don't know.

• 23:53Speaker 03

  Is that a lot?

• 23:54Speaker 02

  Is it even?

• 23:55Adam Friedland?

  It's probably, it doesn't sound like a lot.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:57Adam Friedland?

  How many people vote? It's like 80 million?

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Nah, it's like one, it was like 120 to 130 for a long time, then the last time it was like 155 million.

• 24:07Adam Friedland?

  And then this time back to one thirty?

• 24:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  It's usually up to like fifty percent.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  For whatever reason, four years ago, there was like a bunch more people that voted.

• 24:16Adam Friedland?

  I, I, what, what do you, what do you mean?

• 24:19Speaker 03

  I don't know, I'm just saying.

• 24:20Adam Friedland?

  You were just saying the numbers.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, there was just one year where there was like way more.

• 24:23Adam Friedland?

  People were fired up for Joe, dude.

• 24:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, probably.

• 24:26Adam Friedland?

  People, it was Joe Biden's charisma and.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:28Adam Friedland?

  What do you mean?

• 24:29Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 24:30Adam Friedland?

  He did that video where he was like, I love my Corvette.

• 24:32Speaker 03

  I love it where people are like, oh, a bunch of dead people voted for Joe Biden. And it's like, well, if anyone should be.

• 24:39Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 24:40Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 24:41Adam Friedland?

  It's, it's his wheelhouse. That's his demographic.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  That's who feels represented.

• 24:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 24:45Adam Friedland?

  His boys.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  Right. If they were alive, they would vote for, you know what I mean? Most dead people.

• 24:51Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  If you're a hundred and eighty years old, you would vote for that guy. If you would be like, which one of these makes the most sense to me?

• 24:59Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I went to elementary school with him.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  I read, did you know that

• 25:04Speaker 03

  Joe Biden was born closer to the end of Lincoln's administration than to the beginning of his own?

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  Isn't that crazy?

• 25:15Speaker 02

  What year was he born?

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Nineteen ten.

• 25:19Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 25:21Speaker 02

  Brutal dude.

• 25:24Adam Friedland?

  When was he born?

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Wait, no, yeah, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

• 25:26Adam Friedland?

  It was the thirties probably, right?

• 25:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, like thirty seven maybe.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  That's really embarrassing that I didn't do the math on that. And I was just like, wow, nineteen ten, that's a long time ago. No questions.

• 25:35Adam Friedland?

  You're just as good at, at math.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's a, he's a hundred.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Thank you so much. It's a hard time for women right now, you know?

• 25:41Adam Friedland?

  There's nothing.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  It's the hormones in my IUD, I can't do math anymore.

• 25:44Adam Friedland?

  You're great at math.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  A hundred and fourteen years old, Joe Biden.

• 25:47Adam Friedland?

  What?

• 25:47Speaker 03

  A hundred and fourteen years old, Joe Biden.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  I'm actually gonna kill myself.

• 25:50Adam Friedland?

  No, you're not. For what? Kamala?

• 25:53Speaker 03

  Well, Jimmy Carter wouldn't.

• 25:54Speaker 02

  I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do an, an air and push out the Kamala.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  Jimmy Carter was born in nineteen twenty-four.

• 25:59Adam Friedland?

  Was he?

• 25:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:59Adam Friedland?

  And he's alive?

• 26:00Speaker 03

  He's alive. I mean, barely.

• 26:02Speaker 02

  He's really hanging on.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, that video of them like bringing him to vote.

• 26:06Adam Friedland?

  He really?

• 26:07Speaker 03

  Yeah. They're like, he finally got to do it. He got to vote for Kamala Harris. And he's like, remember, it looked like that video, remember that Nazi they found in Queens?

• 26:16Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was like that.

• 26:17Adam Friedland?

  The one they deported. They're like, this is the best deportation Trump's ever done. He was a Nazi.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  Oh, not like a neo-Nazi, like a foreign?

• 26:24Speaker 03

  No, like a guy, yeah, a guy that worked in the camps and stuff.

• 26:26Adam Friedland?

  At the Holocaust, working there, yeah.

• 26:28Speaker 03

  And he was like, living in Queens, yeah, hiding.

• 26:30Adam Friedland?

  And he was like. Yeah, he was a corpse, basically. He was like 900 years old.

• 26:35Speaker 03

  They had to bring him, they arrested him, but it was like the cops walking next to a gurney. And then they put him in like an ambulance.

• 26:41Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 26:43Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they just said, let's go. We got one. I wonder why they went to Queens instead of Brazil?

• 26:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was a really bad place to hide.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  Maybe he went to South America first. And then moved to Queens as a South American guy.

• 27:05Adam Friedland?

  But I, I don't know, it's kinda nice the Nazis got to go to Brazil. It sounds nice.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Argentina?

• 27:10Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. And they got to, it's, how do they blend, how did German people blend in there? Amongst Latinx people?

• 27:19Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 27:20Adam Friedland?

  Be like, I love cheating. Bisexuality. I believe in ghosts.

• 27:28Adam Friedland?

  My abuelita is haunting me.

• 27:33Adam Friedland?

  I'm just a run-of-the-mill Latin, yeah.

• 27:37Adam Friedland?

  My last name is Bunchen.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  Wait, so they deported him from Queens back to Germany?

• 27:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, back to Nazi Germany.

• 27:46Adam Friedland?

  Go back to Germany. Go back to where you came from.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Germany's gotta be feeling pretty stupid right now, though.

• 27:53Adam Friedland?

  About what? The Holocaust?

• 27:55Speaker 03

  Well, no, because they didn't get to, they didn't get to do it, and now it's like, you know, if you believe that Trump is Hitler or whatever, it's like, yeah, the move is you make your country strong first. With neoliberalism.

• 28:07Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:08Speaker 03

  And then only after that.

• 28:10Adam Friedland?

  That you hop in.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Now we're Nazis.

• 28:12Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  Instead, they were like, we're Nazis first, and then we're gonna try and take over the world.

• 28:16Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:16Speaker 03

  And then the world said, no.

• 28:19Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they took over like, uh, post-World War I Germany.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  Countries that suck.

• 28:24Adam Friedland?

  A crappy place.

• 28:24Speaker 03

  You know, what are they, Czechoslovakia, Poland?

• 28:27Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  I feel like anyone could invade Poland.

• 28:30Adam Friedland?

  I would call them shithole countries.

• 28:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, shithole countries.

• 28:33Adam Friedland?

  I would call them real shithole.

• 28:38Adam Friedland?

  Oh, man. So you had family that died in that?

• 28:42Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 28:43Adam Friedland?

  Cause Nick doesn't believe in it, you know that?

• 28:45Speaker 02

  For real?

• 28:45Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  Death? No.

• 28:46Adam Friedland?

  No.

• 28:46Speaker 03

  I believe that the... That we transcend.

• 28:51Adam Friedland?

  No.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  It doesn't, it doesn't help that it's on like, the History Channel and they're doing like ghosts and shit and the Holocaust.

• 28:57Adam Friedland?

  Ghost Holocaust.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  On like the same channel.

• 28:59Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  It does make you be like, oh, so all of whatever that is.

• 29:01Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, the aliens and Holocaust channel, yeah.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a tough one for us.

• 29:06Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  But I don't think I had family that, I had family that like left Eastern Europe for like pogroms and stuff, but I think they got out before the actual...

• 29:15Adam Friedland?

  Cowards.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:17Adam Friedland?

  Jane Fonda's type.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  Did you have family that died in it?

• 29:20Speaker 03

  Is Jane Fonda still alive?

• 29:22Adam Friedland?

  Hopefully.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  Did she say anything during trial? I feel like if anybody, you would be hearing from Jane Fonda a lot.

• 29:28Adam Friedland?

  I don't know, she probably was taking care of monkeys or something. Is that who that is?

• 29:32Speaker 02

  Jane Goodall?

• 29:33Adam Friedland?

  Oh, that's Jane Goodall, yeah. Yeah. Jane Fonda, um...

• 29:37Speaker 03

  Jane Fonda was like famously during Vietnam, she's like, "Our soldiers deserve to die. I hope they die over there."

• 29:43Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, she took it like way... She went like, not just "The war is bad, but I hope, I hope they get killed by Vietnamese people."

• 29:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, and she went to Canada, right?

• 29:56Speaker 03

  Did she?

• 29:57Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, so she could talk shit from up there, like...

• 29:59Speaker 03

  Canada, Canada's about to go to war with India, I hope that happens.

• 30:03Adam Friedland?

  It has to happen.

• 30:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:04Adam Friedland?

  Trump's gotta make that happen for us.

• 30:07Speaker 03

  It would be great if there was world peace except for Canada and India fighting.

• 30:11Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he saves the world. He saves the world other than one?

• 30:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:15Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  It's the world's funniest war. The fun, that's how it'll be in the history books, the funny war.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  And everyone sits on the sidelines.

• 30:27Adam Friedland?

  And laughs.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  Laughing at them.

• 30:29Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, laughing. Pakistan's watching it too.

• 30:33Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:33Adam Friedland?

  They're just sliding. Are they still gonna bomb each other? Does that still happen?

• 30:37Speaker 03

  I don't know, Pakistan's helping Iran now.

• 30:40Adam Friedland?

  It's, because Trump's president, do we have to like not know where countries are and like what's going on anymore? I hope so.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 30:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, if we like go full isolationist, then we just don't like need to think about anything.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:52Adam Friedland?

  Other than, uh, just us.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  It's almost like a solipsistic, like...

• 30:56Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I don't have to watch a Wong Kar Wai movie again, I don't have to like, yeah. Well, fuck off.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Do you thi- do you think that's what he'll do? Is he'll like pull out of?

• 31:08Adam Friedland?

  I don't know.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Probably not.

• 31:09Adam Friedland?

  What the hell is he gonna do, yeah? I just, in retrospect, I just, now it's like, it would have felt so, I'm not, not that I would have done it, but I would have felt good to vote for him.

• 31:23Speaker 03

  Just in like the way that it feels like you're-

• 31:25Adam Friedland?

  I'll say this.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  You're doing suck it, like, it probably feels like suck it.

• 31:28Adam Friedland?

  The day of the McDonald's thing, I would have.

• 31:31Speaker 03

  The McDonald's thing is when I knew it was a rap.

• 31:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I was like, yeah, I gotta vote for-

• 31:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:36Adam Friedland?

  Of course I have to vote for McDonald's.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  That's the most American thing there is.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  When Nick said that the libs were like, uh, fry experts say he did the fries wrong. I was like, okay, it's over.

• 31:48Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  The boy, the boy won. When the libs are doing like that kind of thing, and then they're just not gonna stop. I was like, I, I never watch MSNBC, but I put it on after-

• 32:00Adam Friedland?

  I watched during the election.

• 32:00Speaker 03

  After he won, cause it's like, oh, well now this is gonna be funny. And they're just gonna, they're gonna take, it's like-

• 32:07Adam Friedland?

  They're doubling down.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know, but it's like, there's no, like, can't this at least be, I mean, here's, at least until from now, until he takes office, you don't need to focus, nothing can happen. There's no election, there's no reason to focus on Trump. Like, maybe you briefly mention like what he's planning on doing as far as cabinet appointments go.

• 32:26Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 32:26Speaker 03

  But there's things happening in the world. You shouldn't turn into MSNBC and they're talking about absolutely nothing but Donald Trump 24/7.

• 32:37Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 32:39Adam Friedland?

  I mean, it's, it's amazing that-

• 32:41Speaker 03

  That's not the only news.

• 32:42Adam Friedland?

  Kamala probably had 50,000 advisors and media experts and PR people and like math people and computer people, and he had fucking RFK, uh, Musk and his like weird family who he doesn't like. And he kicked, he beat their asses. He just did it like, he had no, he did it on his own.

• 33:04Speaker 03

  It was funny watching Sean Hannity the night of the election, it was like-

• 33:09Speaker 03

  It was only like fucking, maybe 8:45, 9 o'clock, and he's on his phone. I'm pretty sure he was drunk. And he's like, "I'm hearing now, I'm just getting stuff. They're gonna call North Carolina soon, then Georgia, and he's gonna win Pennsylvania also." He's like, "I'll, I'll, I'll bet my reputa-" what reputation? "I'll bet my reputation on that."

• 33:28Adam Friedland?

  Sterling reputation.

• 33:29Speaker 03

  And then he just left.

• 33:30Adam Friedland?

  And then he left the studio?

• 33:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was gone for the rest of the night. He's like, "It's a wrap, Trump won."

• 33:36Adam Friedland?

  Good night.

• 33:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, he just took off.

• 33:42Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 33:43Adam Friedland?

  And they're probably mad at him, because it's like, they need people to watch. You know what I mean?

• 33:48Speaker 02

  You could see like, other like, news sites doing that, being like, "Well technically she could still blah blah blah." I'm like, "Oh, you just still need people here."

• 33:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, you gotta pay attention, yeah. You think they're gonna let Tucker back?

• 33:58Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 33:59Adam Friedland?

  Now that, that, that Mr. T is back in?

• 34:01Speaker 03

  I think you would have to prove that the Dominion voting machines were up to something before they'd let Tucker back. Also, he probably, he's got so much money, I mean, it's like...

• 34:10Adam Friedland?

  He's super rich.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  Yeah. It wouldn't look good for him to go back to Fox News.

• 34:15Adam Friedland?

  Well, I don't know. I feel like this is an opportunity for us. I don't know if you know this...

• 34:19Speaker 03

  He's got his denim podcast that he does?

• 34:21Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Yeah, he's like...

• 34:23Speaker 03

  Tucker's Cabin? Yeah, Tucker's Denim Hour.

• 34:26Adam Friedland?

  His wooden denim podcast, yeah.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  It is very funny to be covered in denim and be like, you know, there's serious things going on in the world. It's like, like what, drinking maple syrup? Why do you look like that now?

• 34:37Adam Friedland?

  Dress like the Brony man?

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Are we supposed to believe you're not Tucker Carlson? Or that this is your like, casual, like you take off to Susan, you get home from the news? Yeah, and then you're, it's just Oshkosh from here on out, baby.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  What is this look?

• 34:51Adam Friedland?

  He looks like a Jimbari.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. No, he's, he's, you know, Swanson, like the, the like, Hungry Man dinners and like the...

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Sure, okay, yeah.

• 35:04Adam Friedland?

  Like microwave dinners, that's Tucker, that's his family.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  What?

• 35:07Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:08Speaker 03

  Grew up in a giant microwave.

• 35:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he's a mi- he's big mic- he's big microwave.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  He's from Big Microwave.

• 35:13Adam Friedland?

  He's from SF, he's a deadhead who came from Big Microwave.

• 35:17Speaker 02

  Dude, that's so crazy.

• 35:18Adam Friedland?

  And now he's trying to tell us that he's a gene guy, come on.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  And then he's like on Kill Tony being like, fucking truth to power.

• 35:24Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  And you're like, you're from a microwave family.

• 35:27Adam Friedland?

  He's a fucking San Francisco liberal, don't get it twisted.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  He was also, there was this post on Reddit on like, someone was like, they were like, it looks like Tucker Carlson's shooting his new show with like anamorphic cinema lenses?

• 35:41Adam Friedland?

  There's nothing wrong with that.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Like it's

• 35:45Speaker 02

  But it's like Tucker Carlson doing like some like A24, like adding in the grain, like why?

• 35:53Adam Friedland?

  It was our idea first, it's a copy, but yeah, it's cool. What's wrong with that? You're gonna come to my house and nevermind. Um, anyway, well, I just, could you tell the girls like that we didn't do it? Just so we don't, I got yelled at by my sisters.

• 36:09Speaker 03

  Are they gonna get mad at us again?

• 36:10Adam Friedland?

  I've been getting yelled at by women. They're so pissed at me. I didn't do Trump, okay? For the record to all the women, I didn't do Trump, okay? And I'm sorry. But I will lead the new America from the center-left and this will be the center-left Tucker and we, we, we have every intention of doing that, that's why we have the new lights, okay?

• 36:30Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:30Adam Friedland?

  So that's all I can do as a member of the media and a journalist.

• 36:34Speaker 03

  I did see a tweet, someone was calling for that, they said we need like a bunch of, like, you know why she, because she relied on celebrities and stuff like that? It's like, I don't know who Aiden Ross is.

• 36:45Adam Friedland?

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:46Speaker 03

  Like, we need the lib version of that. And that's what this show could be.

• 36:50Adam Friedland?

  We are the liberal Rogan.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  We're cool, young, 22-year-old guys, dude.

• 36:55Adam Friedland?

  Right.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  I did see someone, I saw posts like that too, that people were like, oh, should Kamala have gone on Rogan? And they were like, well, the problem is the left needs a Rogan that like talks to those same kind of like young men.

• 37:04Speaker 03

  I guess that's really just Hassan is like the only

• 37:07Adam Friedland?

  No, no, it's not.

• 37:07Speaker 03

  But it's not, he's not like, what they want is like a, yeah, like a, like a neoliberal, like they just weren't like a, yeah.

• 37:14Adam Friedland?

  It could be me, it could be me. And we got the new lights, so if Kamala's watching.

• 37:18Speaker 03

  What they want is a podcast version of the Pete Buttigieg dance. That's like what they're calling for.

• 37:25Adam Friedland?

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:25Speaker 03

  Because they think that that would win. They're like, oh, well, we need to convince people. We need to convince people that our hollow and lame attempts at being cool are actually cool.

• 37:35Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 37:36Speaker 03

  So it's like.

• 37:36Adam Friedland?

  To cover up the fact that we offered nothing.

• 37:38Speaker 03

  Well, it's crazy because it's this thing where it's like, we need to do this because this appeals to people. And then they're so far off the mark that it's like our false, our missed attempt that we shouldn't even have gone for in the first place. Now we need to turn that into, we need to trick people into thinking it's cool, rather than just abandoning it completely.

• 37:56Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 37:56Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 37:57Adam Friedland?

  Or maybe offering someone something to vote for you, like you'll get healthcare maybe, or you know, like a kind of having a campaign based on, you know, a tangible kind of like transactional exchange. No?

• 38:11Speaker 02

  No.

• 38:12Adam Friedland?

  You think.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  How many people want?

• 38:14Adam Friedland?

  Paint a crosswalk rainbow.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:16Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, that's the way to do it.

• 38:18Adam Friedland?

  You think Kente cloth Pelosi?

• 38:19Speaker 02

  Yes, that was the moment that.

• 38:21Adam Friedland?

  Dude, I thought that was gonna get black people on board the rest of American history.

• 38:24Speaker 02

  Sure was.

• 38:25Adam Friedland?

  They didn't think that was cool? That was one of the funniest things that's ever happened.

• 38:30Speaker 03

  Bernie Sanders got re-elected. She's gonna be, he's gonna be, I think, 97 years old at the end of.

• 38:36Adam Friedland?

  I think we gotta run him four years' time.

• 38:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:38Adam Friedland?

  I think it's still, we still have a chance. Oh, God.

• 38:44Speaker 03

  Vermont. What do you do up there? You just eat ice cream?

• 38:48Adam Friedland?

  Uh, Ben and Jerry's, Blaze, yeah, I don't know. What else?

• 38:52Speaker 02

  A lot of like Tivas.

• 38:53Adam Friedland?

  Fish, yeah, jam band, Blaze, Ben and Jerry's. It's pretty much it, yeah. It's weird that, uh, that I think, uh, Bernie is maybe, I think he underperformed Kamala in Vermont. I think that was the one place where. Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  Are you for real?

• 39:14Adam Friedland?

  I think it may be true. Maybe I'm not making that up. I think, but I'm.

• 39:19Speaker 03

  It doesn't matter.

• 39:20Adam Friedland?

  It doesn't matter.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:22Adam Friedland?

  And that's the kind of cutting-edge political analysis these people watch the show for.

• 39:27Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:28Speaker 02

  Are you, uh, are you guys actually scared at all for Trump? Or are you kind of just like, it's gonna be four years or whatever?

• 39:34Adam Friedland?

  I'm terrified.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  No, we're millionaires.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  Literally, no matter what happens, we're fine.

• 39:42Adam Friedland?

  I'm scared.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  Jewish millionaire, that's hard.

• 39:46Adam Friedland?

  They could take white away from the Jews.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:48Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. And then I'm gonna have to invent an entirely new type of hip hop.

• 39:59Adam Friedland?

  In my 50s.

• 40:02Adam Friedland?

  Then I'm gonna have to school these, these, these youngins on what it was like back in the day. They're not gonna respect me because I was white.

• 40:13Adam Friedland?

  So stressful. Pete?

• 40:18Adam Friedland?

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• 40:30Adam Friedland?

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• 40:34Speaker 03

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• 40:42Speaker 02

  Has it been interesting to be like, oh, this is who you think we're reaching?

• 40:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, it could be.

• 40:47Adam Friedland?

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• 40:48Speaker 03

  I'll tell you this, it's definitely people that if they have a gun, it should be locked up. You know what I mean?

• 40:55Speaker 02

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• 41:01Adam Friedland?

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• 41:44Speaker 02

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• 41:47Adam Friedland?

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• 41:52Adam Friedland?

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• 42:00Adam Friedland?

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• 42:45Speaker 03

  Oh, I'll be at Cobb's in San Francisco next weekend. I guess I should plug that.

• 42:50Adam Friedland?

  Classic San Fran- Cisco.

• 42:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a fun club.

• 42:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 42:55Speaker 03

  I'm not looking forward to flying across country again.

• 42:57Adam Friedland?

  I hate that flight.

• 42:58Speaker 03

  It's been a lot of that the last two months.

• 43:00Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. It is like, it takes it out of you, you know? And these people are just, they don't appreciate.

• 43:07Speaker 03

  Especially when they don't have radio on the plane.

• 43:08Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 43:11Speaker 03

  It's the perfect plane movie.

• 43:12Adam Friedland?

  Usually he does three radio viewing.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  I sit there on the plane and I put on radio and then I put the earbuds in and then I I laugh like Max Cady with a cigar.

• 43:22Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  I sit there and I blow in cigar, cigar smoke everywhere.

• 43:26Adam Friedland?

  And they're like, sir, you can't do this.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  And Nick Nolte's like, um, excuse me, uh, we're trying to watch radio also. Me and my family are watching radio.

• 43:47Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 43:48Adam Friedland?

  What do you think of the new lighting setup?

• 43:50Speaker 02

  It's crazy.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  What's crazy? What happened?

• 43:52Speaker 02

  He laughed so hard his glasses fell off.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 43:54Adam Friedland?

  No, they're, I just fall asleep in them and they get bent.

• 43:56Speaker 03

  You should get, you should get some, that's, you know what? That's what we need. We'll, we'll, we'll do what they ask. We gotta get you some like Jake Tapper glasses.

• 44:04Adam Friedland?

  Like, uh, what, what, what is that?

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Like, uh, like fun lesbian aunt glasses?

• 44:09Adam Friedland?

  Oh, like red?

• 44:10Speaker 03

  Like red and rectangles, yeah.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  Oh, like the office siren trend?

• 44:15Speaker 03

  What is that?

• 44:15Speaker 02

  You should do office siren.

• 44:16Speaker 03

  We don't know about trends.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  It's like, uh, it's like a girl thing of people are dressing like, it's, you dress like you work in an office, but like slutty and cool. It's like, you know, very like lower east side, like people are in like gray vests and glasses?

• 44:31Speaker 03

  I mean, the kind of like, I'll start with this. It's a 52-year-old woman. She's got short hair. She's wearing low-top Converse All-Stars, right?

• 44:40Adam Friedland?

  Sexy.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Her glasses.

• 44:43Adam Friedland?

  So what? So girls are dressing like Dwight now? Cause it's a slutty thing?

• 44:48Speaker 02

  Uh, I, it's, yeah, it's a little Dwight. It's not as yellow.

• 44:53Adam Friedland?

  That sounds like a cool trend. What other trends are happening with girls right now?

• 44:56Speaker 02

  I mean, I, not this, so I'm not a great, but there's a lot of like, uh, like the lower east side, you know, where they're-

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is sort of like the Dave Attell.

• 45:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is not.

• 45:08Adam Friedland?

  Girls are doing the tell now?

• 45:09Speaker 02

  I'm not really-

• 45:10Speaker 03

  I love that Dave Attell is just, he's, he's, he just looks like the Grand Theft Auto III guy.

• 45:14Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 45:15Speaker 03

  Like he was, he saw that and he was like, "Yeah, that's awesome."

• 45:18Adam Friedland?

  That's my look now. I'm gonna lock it in. But you, this is also a look of like a politician, like going to the Midwest and being like, "I didn't go to Yale."

• 45:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:28Adam Friedland?

  Like, "I'm gonna eat this disgusting fried thing at the Iowa State Fair," or whatever they have to do.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm pulling out. My dad, you know, was a carpenter for a summer, so-

• 45:36Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, my dad definitely didn't invent fentanyl. Yeah. My dad's the CEO of the Iraq-

• 45:41Speaker 03

  What a wild ride for, for Tim, for Tim Walz too, by the way.

• 45:45Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, now he-

• 45:46Speaker 03

  They just, cause it was such a short campaign, they're like, "Look here, he's the VP nomination off one clip of him saying the word weird."

• 45:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  That's it. I see, we like the way he says the word weird.

• 45:59Adam Friedland?

  Is he, did he run for reelection of, as governor?

• 46:02Speaker 03

  In Minneapolis?

• 46:03Adam Friedland?

  In Minnesota?

• 46:04Speaker 03

  In Minnesota?

• 46:05Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 46:05Speaker 03

  I have no idea.

• 46:07Adam Friedland?

  I miss him already.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  Can you, can you, is that, can you hold office and be? Yes, okay.

• 46:14Adam Friedland?

  You can do that.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 46:16Adam Friedland?

  Thank God, he'll still be up there taking care of business.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  Going, going to Indigo Girls concerts.

• 46:21Adam Friedland?

  Going to Indigo Girls concerts with a Chinese national.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:24Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, in the night.

• 46:27Adam Friedland?

  With an underage Chinese national.

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. It is funny, cause it's like, there was like, there was like, the, the opposition research on him is that he took some gay fifteen year old Chinese boy to an Indigo Girls concert in like nineteen ninety seven.

• 46:41Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  And, cause you know, when they, before they, before they were like, look, you gotta tell us everything. And he's probably like, I killed a guy one time by accident, you know? Like all of these things, and then like conservatives found out he went to an Indigo Girls concert, and then they're like, why didn't you tell us about that? And he's like, I didn't realize that was one of the things.

• 47:01Adam Friedland?

  You went to Lilith Fair?

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't realize, yeah, you weren't allowed to go to a.

• 47:05Adam Friedland?

  A lesbian folk.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't know you had, I didn't know you had a Katie Lang cassette in your car at one point.

• 47:19Adam Friedland?

  I didn't realize that, yeah, I can't listen to like, come to my window, yeah.

• 47:24Speaker 03

  And he's like, oh my God, I'm sorry.

• 47:26Adam Friedland?

  It's so funny that based on the look of that guy that he went to an Indigo Girls concert. Oh man.

• 47:34Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, we're hurting right now, America.

• 47:36Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:37Adam Friedland?

  I'm hurting. It's gonna be okay, though. We're gonna have Stephen A. Smith on the show.

• 47:43Speaker 03

  The best part of the last six months in all of politics was David Duke

• 47:49Speaker 03

  endorsing Jill Stein.

• 47:51Adam Friedland?

  Did he?

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, he did.

• 47:52Adam Friedland?

  He's Jewish.

• 47:53Speaker 03

  And then she was like, she's like, I do not accept this endorsement.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  Wait, who is that again?

• 47:58Speaker 03

  David Duke's like, he's the head of the KKK, right?

• 48:01Speaker 02

  Oh, he endorsed Jill Stein?

• 48:03Speaker 03

  He endorsed Jill Stein. But Richard Spencer also endorsed Kamala Harris. So I think the white nationalists were like, this would be pretty funny.

• 48:10Adam Friedland?

  Well, I think Destiny convinced Richard Spencer to be lib.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 48:14Adam Friedland?

  He's not racist no more.

• 48:16Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 48:17Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they did like a debate on No Jumper.

• 48:20Speaker 03

  What a wild career that guy had.

• 48:22Adam Friedland?

  Spencer?

• 48:23Speaker 03

  No, Destiny.

• 48:24Speaker 02

  Destiny's fascinating.

• 48:25Speaker 03

  Well, he got, yeah, he got like famous for playing like Minecraft or something. He's like the best guy in fucking Minecraft.

• 48:32Adam Friedland?

  Now he yells at people to...

• 48:34Speaker 03

  And then, yeah, he would do like stream videos.

• 48:36Adam Friedland?

  The Jews have a right to have a state.

• 48:37Speaker 03

  Well, that shouldn't be a law. And then people are like, why? And he's like, right, because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he just talked fast.

• 48:43Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  And people are like, this might be the smartest man in the entire world.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  It is the live version of like, I can only learn about politics with like a hydraulic press video.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:51Speaker 02

  Next to it, like I can listen to someone if they're like playing Fortnite at the same time.

• 48:54Adam Friedland?

  They're playing baby games. I can't listen.

• 48:57Speaker 03

  The whole YouTube world is bizarre because the things that like rises to the top, because that, the whole like debate world.

• 49:02Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 49:02Speaker 03

  On YouTube is really big. And it seems like it'd be very stupid. You know what I mean?

• 49:07Adam Friedland?

  It's one of the dumbest in concept things that I can imagine.

• 49:11Speaker 03

  It's like people debating each other.

• 49:12Adam Friedland?

  That'll never happen.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  Right.

• 49:14Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, someone watching Barney and then listening to, you know, neoliberal political analysis. Also Destiny, I think, was like, uh, his girlfriend was like cheating on him and like people make fun of him about that. And then he wrote an article that was like, why it's good to get cheated on by your girl.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  I think you get really good at making points and you can rationalize.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  With himself.

• 49:39Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's true.

• 49:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:41Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  That's why it's so good because he's constantly torn, his mind telling him, you're a fuck, kill yourself. And he's like, well, I won't. And then it's this argument.

• 49:50Adam Friedland?

  Here's why I won't kill myself.

• 49:51Speaker 03

  Exactly. And if that's what, you know, if that's going on your head all the time, what the hell is Israel, Palestine? That's easy to solve.

• 49:58Adam Friedland?

  That's true.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:58Adam Friedland?

  When the devil is inside of you.

• 50:00Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:01Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 50:01Speaker 03

  When it's just Slipknot 24/7.

• 50:03Adam Friedland?

  Did you see that video of Shapiro debating like 25 libs?

• 50:07Speaker 02

  Dude, yeah.

• 50:08Adam Friedland?

  I love that one. Yeah, that's good. That is the fu- debates are huge now. I wish I can get into that space, but unfortunately I'm just one of the dumbest people. Nick, you could do it.

• 50:18Speaker 03

  No, I couldn't. I could be, I'm not, I'm telling you right now, I'm not going to finish this podcast. I'm going to have to leave in a minute.

• 50:26Speaker 00

  We could go, I mean, I have to go to Syracuse tomorrow in the morning.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  No, I'm like, I was, I was working all day and I made myself a little too, I'm a little too wired. Maybe I've had too much coffee, but I'm just very physically uncomfortable.

• 50:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, me too. I kinda.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 50:40Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 50:41Speaker 03

  Oh, all right. Well, it's coming out to San Francisco. I'll be at Cobb's.

• 50:44Speaker 00

  Syracuse tomorrow.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  Okay. Well, thanks for joining. That was the quickest hour I think I've ever.

• 50:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, breezed by.

• 50:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 03

  Do we normally do like an hour and a half?

• 50:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 50:56Speaker 03

  That's why.

• 50:57Speaker 00

  We call it a.

• 50:57Speaker 03

  Hold on a second. I forgot.

• 51:00Speaker 00

  It's muscle memory, Nick.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 51:02Speaker 00

  You're strong now.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  I forgot, like, was I like, I got tired of pie. Have we just been going too long?

• 51:08Speaker 00

  We've been doing, yeah, yeah.

• 51:09Speaker 03

  Cause this was incredibly easy. I was expecting this to go on. I thought we were a third done.

• 51:14Speaker 00

  Oh, it was a breeze.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  This is, oh, I could do this every week.

• 51:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, we call it.

• 51:19Speaker 03

  Easily. You do this for a career. You do this for a job.

• 51:23Speaker 00

  Easily, no problem.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  Thanks for listening, everyone. It's a new day in America. We love you. Bye.

• 51:28Speaker 00

  What an awful product.

• 51:34Speaker 03

  Great.

• 51:35Speaker 00

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