Fraud Friday: The Hot Girl Scammer w/ Naomi Ekperigin

In this week’s Fraud Friday, Naomi Ekperigin (Mythic Quest, Family Switch) joins us to discuss how a sexy credit card con artist stole one million dollars out of the ex-wife of a former NBA star. Plus, an Italian hospital worker gets paid for doing nothing for 15 years. Stay Schemin’! (Originally Released 06/07/2021) CON-gregation, catch Laci's new TV Show, Scam Goddess, now on Freeform and Hulu! Follow on Instagram: Scam Goddess Pod: @scamgoddesspod Laci Mosley: @divalaci Naomi Ekperigin: @blacktresscomedy Research By Kaelyn Brandt. SOURCES: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/15/style/serial-con-artist-tracii-hutsona.html https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/serial-con-artist-charged-embezzlement-scheme https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/press-release/file/1368996/download https://www.docketbird.com/court-documents/USA-v-Vician/JUDGMENT-AND-COMMITMENT-by-Judge-Gary-A-Feess-as-to-Defendant-Tracii-Lynne-Show-Vician-1-Count-s-1-10s-13ss-1s-6s-1ss-6ss-7s-9s-7ss-12ss-On-the-Government-039-s-motion-all-remaining-count-of-the-underlying-indictment-information-are-ord-ered-dismisse/cacd-2:2008-cr-00058-405099-00097 https://media.local10.com/document_dev/2019/07/17/Bacon%20Bitch%20vs%20Breakfast%20Bitch_1563388524609_22109233_ver1.0.pdf https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/23/world/europe/italy-hospital-worker-15-years.html https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/crime/san-diego-restaurant-owner-arrested-accused-of-stealing-more-than-1m-joumana-kidd-breakfast-bitch-jason-kidd/509-1c9e5ae8-c727-436b-9e73-f65b364b78c6

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• 0:58Laci Mosley?

  What's poppin', congregation? It's your girl, Lacey Mosley, AKA Scam Goddess. Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release older episodes from the Scam Goddess Vault. That's right, Fraud Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes from behind the paywall. Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall, and as always, stay schemin'.

• 1:40Laci Mosley?

  What's poppin', congregation? It's your girl, Scam Goddess, Webby Winner. Scam Goddess, honey, AKA Lacey Mosley. I just want to thank all the scammers out there who, congregation, y'all pulled up and y'all scammed Crime and Justice for us. Like, we beat out the ABC Epstein trial, which arguably way more compelling than Crime and Justice, seeing as we are all about crime and no justice. But we did it, Joe. We did it, y'all. I'm so proud of y'all. I'm so proud of this show. Shout out to everybody who works on this show. Judith, our super producer, Marina Paes, our super duper engineer, Kaelyn Brandt, our new research assistant, Cheryl and Vera for doing the research for most of the year as well. And also, we got to shout out Chelsea, because she was also a part of this show during the time that we scammed this award.

• 2:25Laci Mosley?

  I just want to thank all y'all out there, and I just want to say... Stay Schemin, you know, up at the top of the show, at the top of the show. Now, guys, we're getting into it with a homie of mine, okay? You know, when we have friends on the show, it's bound to be some mess. Now, let me tell you about this woman. First of all, she's a scammer herself because every time I see her, she got me out here talking, telling all my business, spilling all my tea, you know, all my lifting on the ground and everywhere, all around, all the tazza is just on the table, you know what I mean? She's a comedy queen, an icon. I met this woman when she was doing stand-up in New York City at Karma Lounge. I don't even know if she remembers this. She coined the term "blacktris," and we love that for her. And if you want to see her blackting right now, honey, turn on Mythic Quest on Apple TV.

• 3:08Laci Mosley?

  If you want to see her podding or hear her podding, Couples Therapy, hilarious podcast. I've done it a few times, it's lit. Guys, we have Naomi Ekperigin. Did I say it right? Did I say your last name right?

• 3:19Speaker 03

  Absolutely, and I literally, like, I caught it in my throat because it was going so well. And I said, "Is she gonna get it?" And you did it, and that's how I know the love is real. That's the beauty. That's the beauty.

• 3:30Laci Mosley?

  The love is so real, it's so real, sis, for real. Like, we really connected during the pandemic, and I remember we were DMing around when Chadwick passed. And then we started texting, and I was like, "Oh, this is my good Judy right here." Like, I got a...

• 3:45Speaker 03

  I know, I was like, well, I just, you know, in LA, it's so funny, because I'm like, I have to make a concerted effort to see and find black people, you know, just in general socially, let alone pandemic, let alone in the Kung Fu Panda, when we could not engage with anybody. So I was literally like, "Can I have your number? I'm having feelings, they trying to kill us." And I just needed something.

• 4:06Laci Mosley?

  Can I have it? Can I have it? Yes. Oh, and speaking of that, you know, this podcast probably originated from that exact statement that you just made about trying to find black people, because Cody Ziegler, who originally produced this podcast with me, um, the pilot, I met him at UCB. And I came up to him, I said, "Cody, Cody, come here, come close." Where the niggas at? Where they at? Where are they at? Where they located? Drop a pin for niggas. And he told me, and we got together, so you know, it's, we have to do the work to find us.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Absolutely. Oh, God, you're right. You gotta drop a pin. Send out a SOS and a flare.

• 4:44Laci Mosley?

  And the real ones too, because you know, there's some, some skinfolk and kinfolk out here, so you got the, you gotta find the real ones.

• 4:49Speaker 03

  Suss it out. Suss it out the hard way in this town. I mean, honey, congratulations on your webby. I did see that, and that was gorgeous. I loved it for you. I loved it for the culture.

• 4:59Laci Mosley?

  Thank you, and for the congregation. And guys, if y'all haven't got up on this new merch on poswag.com, like, I went out here and tried to make merch that, one, isn't just an advertisement for the show. It's some cute ass shit that's like, very in style. I got everything for y'all. Go on over there and look, it's like, bruh, man, I'm opening up my coat and I just got merch on both sides. Like, what y'all want? What you want? You know?

• 5:19Speaker 03

  I got large, I got two XL. I got one B hair.

• 5:23Laci Mosley?

  I got extra medium. You know what I mean? We got everything that y'all need. But guys, before we start, before I get into Naomi's history with scams, I have to talk about something that happened to me, and Naomi can weigh in on this as well, because I've already shared this story with her, but y'all, I got scammed.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 5:42Laci Mosley?

  I got scammed this past weekend, y'all. And like, look, I told you guys, you can be a scammer and a mark. I don't want y'all to be ashamed to talk about when you were a mark or when you were a scammer, because I've been both, I'll always be both, it's all good, okay? So, I had a rough week, I don't know if you guys saw it in the press, but, um, your girl was getting, uh, drags through the press. TMZ, ABC, People Magazine, you name it, they had my little black ass in there.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  They treating you like a damn Little Rock Nine. You might as well had your books in a belt. The way they were just breaking you down, threw you to the damn wolves. Now you're a civil rights icon, you didn't plan that.

• 6:21Laci Mosley?

  I didn't plan it at all, I was like, since I'm not Ruby Bridges? What happened? I was just trying to do work and get coins.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 6:29Laci Mosley?

  But unfortunately, um, in this body, you know, getting employed sometimes is a revolution.

• 6:36Laci Mosley?

  We ain't know it was gonna be. We wasn't planning it. Oh, God. But, um, most of you guys know I was cast in I, Carly. I play Miranda Cosgrove. Carly's best friend Harper. We lived together. I love the show. I love everybody on it. They're all great people. It's the best job I've ever had, like, hands down, bar none. Love it there. They announced the release date, um, June 17th for you guys, and Paramount Plus. And they announced the release date, and then unfortunately, right after, everybody pulled up to do racism to me.

• 7:09Laci Mosley?

  The girls mobilized. They said, assemble mighty morphin racist rangers.

• 7:15Speaker 03

  Mighty morphin power racists.

• 7:16Laci Mosley?

  Yes, power racist. Y'all, I ain't never seen the N-word spelled so creatively, so many ways. I, it was N1GG3R, N1GG4. Like, they were getting everything. Like, you know, N-I-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G. And then, like, some dip thongs and shit. ER, like, god damn, y'all are creative. God. So it was a rough week for me. It was a rough one. So one of my very good friends, my good sis, who's a friend of the show, Laura Chin, she was like, I'mma take you to a massage. I'mma take you to get a massage.

• 7:50Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, secretly black Laura Chin.

• 7:52Laci Mosley?

  Secretly black Laura Chin.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  I discovered that about her. I was like, wow, okay, undercover other. Okay.

• 7:56Laci Mosley?

  Uh, listen, do you know how I found out? She was my first improv coach, and, um, me and Priscilla, who's also a friend of the show, she does confessions with me on Citro Premium. So we literally were getting our improv lesson at her apartment, because back in the day, that's how we did it. And, um, one day she saw us do a scene about something very black, and she was like, you know, I wish I could do stuff like that on stage. And we were like, yeah, Laura, well, you can, you can. You're not black, so why are you asking? And then she was like, no, no, guys, my dad is black. And then me and Priscilla both collectively did this. Oh, cuz we had had questions, cuz, right, we in her apartment, right?

• 8:37Laci Mosley?

  She got all these pictures of her black ass family up, and we was like, maybe she just liked black art, cuz she just got a lot of pictures of Negroes in here, just hanging on the walls.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  Left the pictures, like, the ones that you buy, when you buy a frame, she just left them in, and you were like, well, maybe that's her style.

• 8:52Laci Mosley?

  Right. I literally, I did that one time to a white teacher that I had in high school by accident. She had these sepia photos of these beautiful Indian girls, and she was white, and I said, we ain't gonna take this picture hold out. She said, "Those are my children, Lacey." I said, "Oh."

• 9:08Laci Mosley?

  I need to stop talking.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 9:11Laci Mosley?

  Foot in mouth. So, you know, but black women, we're all shades. We're all colors, you know? It's beautiful. That's what's so beautiful about being black. But yeah, so this was not a beautiful black week. I was happy to be black, but also like, "Please leave me alone."

• 9:23Speaker 03

  Kindly Laura was like, "We're gonna take care of you."

• 9:25Laci Mosley?

  Right. She said, "My good Judy."

• 9:26Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 9:27Laci Mosley?

  So she said, "My assistant found this place I've never been before." So this ain't on her at all. She was like, "I've never been before. I've never been to this place." We go and y'all, so I get there a little bit late. You know, that's just me. It's a part, I have a disease.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  That's a Mosley moment. A Mosley moment is 10 to 15 minutes.

• 9:43Laci Mosley?

  I have a disease, y'all. Don't, don't talk about me like that. Like, it's a disease, time disease. I can't be on, like, my time don't work like your time. Like, it's not... I'm taking medication. I've tried everything. It's just, it is what it is. So, I get there and the guy's super nice. His name is Michael. I'll never forget. And he was like, "Don't worry. You can still have your full time." And I was like, "No, I wanna kiki with my friends, so, you know, give me like five minutes over, you know, whatever, but that's it."

• 10:09Speaker 03

  Wait, Lacey, explain what you were getting, though.

• 10:12Laci Mosley?

  So I'm getting a massage.

• 10:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 10:13Laci Mosley?

  And Laura's there as well. And Laura's paying for the massage, and she's already in her massage because I'm late. So they're like, "Okay, go on in there. We'll still try to give you most of your time." Great. Okay, wonderful. So it's 11 o'clock, right? It's 11:07 when I get there, so I'm late, right? And this massage is supposed to end at like 11:50.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Right.

• 10:33Laci Mosley?

  So, I go in the room, I disrobe, I get booty butt naked, because when I get a massage, I'm getting booty butt naked, you know? I, I, I...

• 10:40Speaker 03

  No panties.

• 10:41Laci Mosley?

  No panties. No panties.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  You are putting your bare booty on that sheet slash thin bed.

• 10:50Laci Mosley?

  I've been getting massages since I was like, you know, I guess like a mid-teenager when it's like appropriate, I guess.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  Who was giving you, what was your stress when you were a mid-teenager? That you needed professional massages?

• 11:02Laci Mosley?

  My mom just took us to get massages. My mom is very bougie, so I always got really nice massages. That's why when I went out here, I remember one time somebody tried to take me to, uh, some kind of massage place where they had curtains. And I said, "Baby girl, curtains? And I can hear people breathing next door? Oh, this is... What? No, if it doesn't have walls and doors, I don't want it." Where is the tuning fork that they put on my head before we start? Where are the essential oils? What's happening? No. I don't know what that is.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  Okay, so you have a lifelong connection to massage. So you were like booty butt naked. This is my safe space.

• 11:33Laci Mosley?

  Yes, booty butt, booty butt. And it was a nice, it was a cute place. It was silver leg, very silver leg and very cute. So I go in there, I'm laying down, I put my head in the neck cradle. Why I put my head in the, and if you don't know what a neck cradle is, it's like an extension of a table that's kind of like a circle where you can put your face inside the hole and it holds you up and supports you. That way they can really work your shoulders.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  And cushiony so that you're comfortable.

• 11:56Laci Mosley?

  Mm-hmm. So I put my face on it, right? Cause they put the little cover on it and everything. And the next thing I know goes like it just, it just falls off the table. So now I'm like neck hanging off head, hanging off the table. I was like, oh hell. And so the guy comes back in and he's like, well, what do you want me to work on? And I was like, upper shoulders, upper back, like really, really stressed and tense. He's like, okay, great. But I was like, but the neck cradle broke. Can you like put it back on? And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He tries to put it back on for maybe like thirty seconds and then it's like, just flip over, we'll, we'll get to your back. And I was like, okay, maybe he just gonna fix it later. I thought he was gonna fix it later. So I'm like, okay.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  Wait, so where's your head in all this? Are you literally hanging off the side or you just like scooch down?

• 12:34Laci Mosley?

  I scooch down. I did a little booty scooch and I scooch down.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 12:37Laci Mosley?

  So he starts rubbing on me. First red flag. Well, I guess the neck cradle actually was the first red flag.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 12:45Laci Mosley?

  That the table broke? Like that's real ratchet. So then he's like, so how are you doing? I noticed you were in a rush when you came in. As he's like massaging me and I'm like, is he talking to me? Cause I don't be talking. Like I don't go to massage to chat. I'm like very quiet preferred.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  I'm very with you on that. Whole point of massage is like serenity and calm. And making small talk with a stranger is not calm. Continue.

• 13:10Laci Mosley?

  It's not. It's a scam. Small talk is a scam. I don't want to talk about the weather with you, bruh. So my brain is like, I'm gonna make the most of this. I'm gonna try to make it a good experience no matter what. So he starts talking. I'm like, well, you know what? Let me just chat with my guest. I was like, I had a very stressful week. The racist was really after your girl. And he's like, oh wow. He's like, okay, but you're such a nice person. And then he keeps going. I'm thinking we gonna stop. And then, and so after a while, I just started going, mm-hmm. Cause I'm like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna taper the talking down. I'm gonna taper it down. Then, after I tapered the talking down, then he started talking about some, "Breathe in deep. Now breathe out." I'm like, "Okay, I guess I breathe a couple times." Every, every 12 seconds, this nigga telling me I gotta breathe deep and then breathe out. And if I didn't exhale hard enough, he was like, "Exhale more."

• 13:55Laci Mosley?

  I was like, "What the?"

• 13:56Speaker 03

  God, I don't need that kind of pressure from you, sir.

• 13:59Laci Mosley?

  Get light at it.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  I don't appreciate him.

• 14:02Laci Mosley?

  So maybe like 10 to 15 minutes into the rubbing, mind you, when he went to rub my back, he slid his hand under me, because I'm laying on my back, and just kind of rubs.

• 14:11Speaker 03

  Wait, how you gonna rub your back if you're laying on your back?

• 14:13Laci Mosley?

  He slid his hand under me and started rubbing on my back like that.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Lacey, Lacey, okay, that's red flag number, I'm gonna say four. We're at four right now, because I'm taking broken table, him not fixing it, him talking too much, and you being on your back, and him rubbing your back from underneath.

• 14:34Laci Mosley?

  So then, you know, they lift the sheet up so they can do the legs, right? So he lifts the sheet up to fold it, and he lifted it a little too high, and I felt the little breeze go across my little kitty cat, my little kuda kuda. And so I was like, "Ooh, not the kitty, not the real." And so I put my hand there, just like casually put my hand there, make sure it don't go up too far. And he was like, "Oh, don't worry, I won't go up too far, no free shows."

• 14:55Speaker 03

  Oh my God.

• 14:57Laci Mosley?

  Free shows?

• 14:58Speaker 03

  Free shows? You calling it a show? What do you have planned?

• 15:03Laci Mosley?

  I mean, listen, this little kuda cat, it is a show, but not, not up in here. This is a professional setting, sir, what's going on?

• 15:09Speaker 03

  It should be a professional setting.

• 15:11Laci Mosley?

  I thought it was going to be. And now that, we've gotten so deep in this to the, I'm gonna be the listener letter today. This is just gonna be the listener letter, it's me. So, he rubs my legs, 10 to 15 minutes, max. And I have a good feeling about time. I may constantly be late, but I do have a good feeling about how much time has elapsed. I just don't care. Just putting that out there. So, then he's like, "All right, now get dressed and we're gonna do some reflexology." And I was like, "Ugh."

• 15:41Speaker 03

  That ain't the massage.

• 15:43Laci Mosley?

  That ain't what I come here for. I wanted to be booty naked and get rubbed on with some lotions, what's happening? So then I'm like, but Laura's such a hippie that I'm like, okay, let me just get dressed. Cause maybe she did some hippie shit she be doing. So I was like, let me just experience it. So I get dressed. I come in and he starts bending me and stretching me. He like, lay on your stomach. I'm in a jumpsuit. He started bending my leg up towards my head and just kept bending it. I'm very flexible. So he got my foot damn near on the back of a skull.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Oh my god, let's see.

• 16:11Laci Mosley?

  And then he was like, getting child's pose. I'm like, child's pose, bitch, we doing yoga.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  Okay, I need to know what's, okay. So after he done halfway, just sort of Pillsbury doughboy kneaded your legs. He said, put on your clothes. And then he was like, get on the floor and now we're gonna do yoga?

• 16:26Laci Mosley?

  So he said, get on the table and we doing the yoga.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  So now you on the table, like on all fours, on a table?

• 16:31Laci Mosley?

  On four, all fours on the table.

• 16:33Speaker 03

  That's not regulation. That's not regulation. That's not legal.

• 16:37Laci Mosley?

  I was like, what's happening? So then he started pressing on my spine and he was like, see, I'm realigning your spine. He's still talking. I'm like, Michael, I don't know what you doing, babe. It's not, I don't like none of this. So then, he finishes and he's like, alright. And then I, he leaves. I put my shoes on and grabbed my purse. And I look at the time and it's like 11:45. Mind you, if I had been on time, the massage was supposed to end at 11:50.

• 17:06Speaker 03

  Exactly. So you already had, and they said they were gonna give you your whole time. So if anything, you should have been ending at 11:57.

• 17:11Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. So then I go outside and I'm sitting in the lobby waiting on Laura to come out of her massage. The guy comes out and he says, whoa, you're still out here waiting in the lobby? They must have gone really long. It's 12:08. And I looked at my phone and I was like, Michael, it's 11:53. Says AT&T. And they lied to me, maybe about my bill, but not about the time.

• 17:36Laci Mosley?

  He was like, oh no, my clock is fast.

• 17:39Speaker 03

  What? So he thinks it's 12:08 when it's, he, why? Okay.

• 17:44Laci Mosley?

  It's like 15 minutes fast.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  You, and you do appointment based work? If there's one thing your ass needs, is a working clock. Okay?

• 17:52Laci Mosley?

  There's a whole thing about a massage.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  You need to be able to look at the time and know that's the truth.

• 17:56Laci Mosley?

  You pay for time. That's what you're paying for. You're gonna, they, they actually do it by time. 90 minutes, 60 minutes, 50 minutes, 30 minutes. So like, that's like the most important thing.

• 18:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:08Laci Mosley?

  So girl, why he go get, I'm sitting in the lobby, right, fully dressed. He's like, no, no, no, I wanna make this up to you. I was like, no, I'm good, Michael. We've had, we've done enough together. Like, let's stop this. It's horrible. And he's like, no, no, no, I got you, I got you. He goes and gets a massage gun. He takes it out of the box. I'm like, please, Michael, no.

• 18:27Laci Mosley?

  He put this gun on me and starts, turns it on and just like Now I'm sitting in the lobby of an establishment with a man just putting a massage gun on me. He goes, and he's not doing it good. He's not like he's doing a massage gun well. He does it a little bit on my shoulder, then he moves on to my arm, and then he moves on to my leg. And by that time Laura floats out of her deep tissue massage.

• 18:51Laci Mosley?

  And she's like, did you fall? Why, why are you, why is he putting that thing on your knee? And I was like, girl. So I paid for the massages and I tipped. And here's why. Because she's one of my dearest friends and I guess I'm just so polite that I knew I was not gonna be able to complain if she paid. So I paid and I tipped. And I knew she was gonna be mad because her credit card was already on file, but they hadn't charged it. So I paid and then I was like, hey, I paid so I can tell you how horrible this experience was.

• 19:20Laci Mosley?

  How it actually made my week worse.

• 19:22Speaker 03

  Yes, yes, it has.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  I, I think it's actually a very smart move. Yeah, because it's like, you don't want to undermine the gift, but you need to speak your truth.

• 19:31Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 19:32Speaker 03

  So this way you now have the freedom. But also, because like literally, I'm sorry. I'm not much for feedback to people or establishments, but I'm gonna need you to send a letter. I'm gonna need us to like, I, we need to like, shut this place down. Because that man does not, he's not accredited. He's not an accredited masseuse. Absolutely not.

• 19:49Laci Mosley?

  Well, here's the thing. Oh, yeah, he told me about his background too. He said he, he originally was in communications. He told me all about his life. Oh, my God, I forgot. Why was he talking to me this much? But listen, the scam is that I should have said something the entire time. But something in my brain scanned myself and was like, let's just see how far this goes.

• 20:14Speaker 03

  Wow, Lacey, but this moment, this feels intense, though. This feels like, I would say, do you think this is your bottom? Your bottom in terms of like, being nice and seeing how things go?

• 20:24Laci Mosley?

  Yes, um, it was also a lesson, because I did get in the car with my mom after I hung out with Laura, and I sobbed, because half of me was like, ooh, content. And then the other half of me was like, you work seven days a week, you are so fucking tired, you actually needed to relax, why didn't you just speak up for yourself and get a different masseuse? Because Laura's massage was amazing, she said, she got a dutch massage, there was no talking, there was no weirdness, a gun never came out, he never like, talked about, never talked about a pussy on the table, now, you know, like, it wasn't nothing to that.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  No free shows, yeah, no one mentioned free shows.

• 20:56Laci Mosley?

  And it was like, Lacey, you could have had that, sis, like, all you had to do is just say no at any point. When the neck cradle was broken, you could have been like, can you go get me a different room with a better table? Like, every point of it, I could have said no, and I didn't. And so, you know, I learned, I learned a valuable lesson, for sure.

• 21:14Speaker 03

  Okay, well, that's the silver lining, that's the silver lining.

• 21:17Laci Mosley?

  So guys, just know, look, it's okay to say no, who gives a fuck? I'm starting to learn to, like, I think it's because with this thing of celebrity, and I'm not a celebrity at this point, but I know, like, celebrities that get bad reputations for being assholes, and I kind of get it, because I think some of them have overcorrected. I think after a while of being like me, you start to be like, fuck everybody, and then you go everywhere, and you're like, where's my water, you raggedy bitch? I hate this Chick-fil-A, I'll burn it to the ground, like, you know, you just become, you become awful.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  I know.

• 21:49Laci Mosley?

  Because you've been walked over so much. Or, like, what's that happy medium? And I think I'm searching for the happy medium, I'm like, I don't want to be an asshole, I want people to like me, but I also don't want people to walk all over me.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Well, see, here's the thing, though, and this is something, because I dealt with this, but I'm much, because you're funny, that is the greatest weapon in setting a boundary. Because you can say something to somebody directly, but if you say it cute and funny, they don't know that you just said back up off me, really. You see what I'm saying? Like, because you could just use that and just be like, like, you know, again, there was so much wrong with Michael, I think, you know, there was no getting out of that, there was no getting out of that.

• 22:22Laci Mosley?

  It was intense, bro, you know how some people have energy that just sucks you in?

• 22:26Speaker 03

  Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, you were, yeah, you were in the middle of it, the eye of the storm.

• 22:30Laci Mosley?

  Because, me, myself, what's hot in fraud, me, a dummy.

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• 23:41Laci Mosley?

  Before we get into historic hoodwinkings, I have to take a moment to ask Naomi about herself, okay? Because that ended up all being about me.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  I loved it.

• 23:50Laci Mosley?

  A scam. But Naomi, what's your relationship with scams? Have you ever been scammed?

• 23:54Speaker 03

  I'm trying to think. You know, I block them out. The last time I was, I would say, in the presence of a scam, I tried to avoid the scam.

• 24:02Laci Mosley?

  Mmm, what do you mean in the presence?

• 24:04Speaker 03

  I'm gonna tell you. Two years ago, you know, before times, for my mother's 60th birthday, she wanted to go to Paris. She was like, I am celebrating. She's like, we are doing this. We are first classing it. We are like living. So it was like great. It was like summer. We like get there, we're doing it. We're like walking through and there's like to the Musée d'Orsay. And we're like in the museum vibe, walking into it. It's of course packed with tourists. And as we're walking, we're like crossing a bridge, and these children come up. These petite Romani children come up and they have a petition or something like to sign. But remember, this is all in French, right? So then my mother, she like stops and I'm like, ma, come on. And she was like, looking at the form, she's like, well, the children, they want signatures.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  I was like, we don't live in this country. What you do is sign in a petition. You are not a citizen who will make change. And so then, and so I grew up in Harlem. You know what I'm saying? I grew up in Harlem in the eighties, the nineties. I keep my head down, I walk straight. I ain't trying to know your life. So I'm past her and the kid, my mom's signing it. And so my mom is trying to leave. These kids surround her and they're like, literally have their hands out and they're like, give us money. Give us money.

• 25:13Laci Mosley?

  What?

• 25:14Speaker 03

  And we don't even understand, again, all in French. But they literally are stopping her. So then I'm coming back trying to break through to children.

• 25:22Laci Mosley?

  Like, je m'appelle Mula. Mula, voulez-vous coucher à Mula?

• 25:28Speaker 03

  They was like so serious and like wouldn't let her pass. And so she gave them money and then she literally, she's like, okay. And she like looked in her purse and found like a, you know, two euros, which is a coin. But it was still two dollars. And she like gave, just so, just so they would let her walk by. And the scam is these children, cause like I remember the, um, petition or whatever it was. It was like school, giving education to children who are hard of hearing and deaf. That's whatever the sign said, because it was like deaf school children. Those are the words I knew. And so it was like, okay. But they out here is like, why did I sign a petition that you made me, give you money?

• 26:05Laci Mosley?

  Also, just because you got some words on some paper don't mean nothing. Like, you wrote this down, y'all got a clipboard and now you shaking me down? Like, I'm proud of them because they were like, and now we surround her. She says, she, we got her, we got her.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  It was savage and I felt so, and then she did, and then my mom, she was like in a bad mood. She's like, ah, I can't believe I fell for that. I'm so mad at myself. And I was like, well, luckily you just gave them a coin. You know what I'm saying? Like, cause me, I'd be like, make sure they don't, they don't take your purse by accident. You know what I'm saying? Like come up on your purse. I'm like, you gave them your two dollars, you got two dollars to give. But yeah, that was a scam. That was an international scam.

• 26:40Laci Mosley?

  This is why we need to be together because I'm your mom. And your mom, I mean, my mom is you. Like, my mom, when I was in New York City, I remember walking around and when I was 12 years old there for the first time, and I was walking around like, "In New York." And I was looking at everything and looking up in the sky, and my mom like punched me in my arm. And she was like, "Stop looking around, you gonna get us robbed." Like, you're that, you have that same personality, like, "I need you." And now that I think about it, in that massage situation, they did ask me if I wanted to join Laura in her room, and it would be like a couples thing, and if I had done that, I probably would not have had the same experience.

• 27:19Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 27:20Laci Mosley?

  Because I think Laura would have been like, "Uh, can you stop talking so much and just rub the bitch, she's sad." Like, so like, what you did for your mom, like, I'm your mom, like, I would have been like, "Oh, children, I'm trying to make change, I'm trying to sign, yep."

• 27:31Speaker 03

  Honey, I don't even live there, I'm like, "Get away from me." And like, the fact that they're children is what softens people, not me. I don't give a fuck if you're a child. You ain't coming up on me in these streets, you ain't coming up on me, okay?

• 27:43Laci Mosley?

  Naomi, we'll fight children.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  We'll fight children. I will fight a child.

• 27:48Laci Mosley?

  Hands for the kids. They said "Hands Across America," and Naomi thought they meant hands for children. Yes. I'm actually with you on that, because there's nothing I can't stand more than an unemployed child, and everybody knows that on this podcast, I'm like, "Put these little babies to work."

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Yes, well, that's my thing, you know, you know, being in New York, like, the Showtime kids, right? The boys who are playing, you know, they do their acrobatics, they surf the Soleil on the A train. And I always said, I'm like, "These are four boys who have managed to learn gymnastics, they have managed to locate a boombox and 4D batteries in 2021. They can get an internship, okay? They can get a job, they have, go get them. They have the energy, they have the focus, but they're putting it on the wrong things. They developed the core strength to do a somersault."

• 28:34Laci Mosley?

  Oh, they're not putting it on the wrong things, Naomi. I once heard them arguing when I was living in New York, and I was in East Village about to head back to Brooklyn, they missed what they call a prime time train. And I heard them, apparently each of them makes $600 on these prime time trains, like, when they work a day. So they were cussing out this one boy who was late, and he probably got all the Talent, he's a diva. I'm sure that's what was going on. Cause he's like, yo, son, like, we were supposed to be on the train, son. And now I got $600. Like, what I must do without that $600? Like, they were fighting. I didn't know they were making that much money on these damn trains. They were like, Nah, bro, see what the fuck you did. Like, we supposed to be riding up the man hiding right now. Now we're not gonna be on the prime time train. Like, you bullshit, son. I was like, oh, wow, they're making pay.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  Wow, okay, okay, that changes everything. You know, you're telling me six hundred.

• 29:20Laci Mosley?

  Internship, those be unpaid. They over here flipping for $600 a day.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  I'm over here trying to help them build a resume, but you're right, $600 tax free. Okay, I'm about to learn me some Cirque du Soleil, some acrobatics.

• 29:32Laci Mosley?

  Naomi, next time you get on the train, it better be Showtime, okay? What kind of kickflips you got, sis?

• 29:38Speaker 03

  Oh, God, I'm gonna figure it out.

• 29:41Laci Mosley?

  But you're right, I have become hardened to children. Cause when I lived in New York, I remember I learned the key was like, don't look at the Showtime kids. So when they come on, don't enjoy the show. Cause if you enjoy the show, they gonna hassle you for some coin. I look straight at my phone and be like, mm, I'd only look up to make sure they're not gonna kick me in the face.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  I know. Well, I was, I took the train here in LA when I used to live. I used to be able to walk to Hollywood and Western and take the red line to Universal. And then I could walk, this is when I was a writer, and I was like on the lot. So I took the train a couple of times. And I was with two other writers, two white dudes who, you know, are rich kids from LA or whatever. And I was on an LA train and they had some Showtime kids. And I said, look at this whack ass LA version of Showtime. You know it wasn't good. And so I'm from, again, the New Yorker me, I'm just on my phone when this is happening, playing Candy Crush. The boys loved it. The guys I was with gave them $20. And I said, he didn't even do a backflip. You need to get your money back. You don't realize there is a standard to this.

• 30:38Laci Mosley?

  That's what I love about LA. LA is so fucking lazy. They were like, we can come out here and be like, hey, guys, it's time for a show. They're not like, it's showtime. They're like, hey, guys, we're gonna do a little thing for you. Like, just like, give us a moment.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  Touch. They was just step touching. And I said, get out of here.

• 30:53Laci Mosley?

  To tame Apollo.

• 30:57Laci Mosley?

  And they probably made more money than the Showtime acrobats make in New York.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 31:01Laci Mosley?

  And I love that for them. Guys, this episode's off the rails. I told you when friends come on the show, it's just gonna be a nightmare. I'm sorry. Like, but you're gonna listen. I've scammed you guys thus far, okay? Guys, let's get into our second segment of the show. Thirty minutes in. Wow. Historic hoodwink. This is where I'm gonna regale Naomi with a famous crime or caper from a criminal or a group of criminals. Who knows? And we'll see if we like it or if we fuck with it or not. You know, you never know. But today, we are talking about Tracy Hudson. Tracy Show Hudson is the owner of a luxury concierge service and two TikTok viral restaurants. A TikTok viral restaurant?

• 31:43Speaker 03

  A viral restaurant?

• 31:44Laci Mosley?

  Okay, well, Salt Bay got them restaurants that are viral. You know, he been out here sprinkling salt at every opening of his restaurants. He did one in Dallas. He said, "Girls, pull up. I'm gonna sprinkle salt on all you bitches." And y'all can put it on y'all Instagram story and feel special. So-

• 31:57Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 31:58Laci Mosley?

  She was arrested this past February on charges of wire fraud and identity theft. We love a good wire fraud. I have to say, a great deal of this research came from Gabrielle Bluestein's article in the New York Times. She's also the author of "Hype: How Scammers, Grifters, and Con Artists Are Taking Over the Internet and Why We're Following." So, you know, pick up sis's book if you really like scams. That's not an ad. I'm just like, if we take a bunch of your shit, we gonna tell everybody. We ain't gonna scam you. You know what I mean? We got you, sis. So, she's accused of stealing over a million dollars from her former client, actress, journalist, and ex-wife of two NBA star Jason Kidd, Juana Kidd. Wow. I thought it was gonna be Eva Longoria, but it's Juana Kidd.

• 32:39Speaker 03

  It sounds like Juana Man. I know, I was thinking Juana Man. But also, I'm like, I thought it was gonna be like a million dollars, you know, from multiple sources, you know, because that's how you make it last. You gotta do little bits for multiple people. You telling me she took a million from one person?

• 32:51Laci Mosley?

  She took, Tracy took a milli from Juana.

• 32:54Speaker 03

  Okay. Juana wasn't gonna play. That's the last person you need to be crossing. I wouldn't-

• 32:57Laci Mosley?

  Right. I'm sorry. Anybody named Juana, like, I'm not stealing from them, because Juana sound like she gonna beat your ass.

• 33:03Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 33:04Laci Mosley?

  I don't know about that. I don't know about that. So, but Ms. Hudson's history, that's Tracy, with scams and fraud stretches back way further than that. Of course it does, because scammers are born. They're not made. They are born. So, they just start. You know, any kid who makes a lemonade stand, watch out. You got a scammer. Any little baby who's like, hey.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  Why is a lemonade stand a scam?

• 33:26Laci Mosley?

  So you telling me you a whole little baby and you like lemon, sugar, water and this cute face? Out on the block selling sugar rock? That's a scam. And that's how you know whenever your kids want to get into making money and they children. Because every other kid knows it's like the parents make the money. I go to school, get my little A's or whatever. Do my little school play and get my little candy and occasionally McDonald's when I got McDonald's money. But a scammer's like, oh, I don't, I don't want to wait for y'all for things.

• 33:59Speaker 03

  I see what you're saying. Yes, yes, yes. A scammer has a wish list. A scammer has a dream. And they're like five years old being like, I gotta get my money right.

• 34:06Laci Mosley?

  Right. I gotta get my coins. And that's how I was at five. I told my mom, I want to start acting professionally. She got me some head shots and then she was like, look, I don't want you going out like them child actors. So you gotta wait. And I was like, okay, sis, fine. Like, we could be rich, but she playing. Okay. You don't want to use these talents right now because they're popping. Okay. I got a school or whatever. So let's get into this. Let's get this photo up of Tracy and her husband Daryl. So Tracy's husband is black. Okay, okay. Oh, my goodness. Look at Tracy.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Okay, what is going on?

• 34:40Laci Mosley?

  Is a bad bitch. Look at this pose.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  You guys, Tracy is wearing all black. She's got her curves. She knows, she knows where her bread is buttered. Okay?

• 34:50Laci Mosley?

  Right. Her hair is hella wave. She's giving me a Kim Kardashian like beach wave. She got twenty-six, thirty-four, twen- thirty-six, like, honey.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six.

• 35:03Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  The husband looks like a retired boxer.

• 35:06Laci Mosley?

  Right. And a newly formed criminal.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 35:12Speaker 03

  And what, what kind of car? They're sitting on a Lamborghini.

• 35:14Laci Mosley?

  It looks like they're sitting on a white Lambo and they're definitely in LA and there's like a G-Wagon behind it and Mercedes. Uh, yeah.

• 35:23Laci Mosley?

  I love it. They criminals. Yes.

• 35:25Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 35:26Laci Mosley?

  They're giving crime. Everything about that was like, crime time. And I love that for them. So Tracy's origin. She's 52, a woman of many talents, careers, and theft charges. I love Tracy. Do I stan her?

• 35:38Speaker 03

  I think you might. I think you might want to bring her on the pod and just like, learn from her.

• 35:42Laci Mosley?

  Tracy, sis, pull up. We love you. Though her February 2021 arrest is her highest profile arrest, she's been scamming people since her youth. So that was the one that really made her career pop. But she's been working towards this, you know?

• 35:58Speaker 03

  That is so funny to think that is her, quote, biggest.

• 36:02Laci Mosley?

  She put in her 10,000 hours. So according to her sister, Deborah Lindstrom, which, uh, the sister already sounds like a hater, because why are you giving quotes? Why are you giving quotes?

• 36:10Speaker 03

  Family is not supposed to talk to the press.

• 36:13Laci Mosley?

  She says she would steal her sister's driver's license and open up credit cards in her grandmother's name. Okay, okay. You have a right to be mad. Fair, sis, fair. So Tracy's sister, Deborah, said in 1998, she convinced this car dealership that she was working on the movie Jingle All the Way, and she needed a car for Arnold Schwarzenegger to drive. But that's how talented she is. Do you know how good you have to be to do that? No, Tracy was 29 at the time, and I bet you she was 29 and fine, okay? Because she already still looked good at 52. So I want to know what it was doing at 29. It was probably doing everything that it do. So, you know, was it that hard? I'm sure some sleazy car dealership was like, yeah, you probably work for Arnold Schwarzenegger. That adds up to me.

• 36:58Laci Mosley?

  So in 2005, she stole $168,000 from an insurance company by creating two fictitious companies to work for them and had their pay deposited into her then-husband's account.

• 37:10Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 37:12Laci Mosley?

  And she incriminated her husband, because she had the money stolen into his account. She said, hey, baby, I got money to put in your account.

• 37:19Speaker 03

  That's wild. So he was in on it from the jump, though. So that means, yeah, he, okay, so it was not a, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

• 37:25Laci Mosley?

  She stole half a million dollars from two or more companies before she was caught. I love that she was stealing large increments of money. From Jason Kidd's wife, she took a million. From half a million dollars, she took that from two or more companies. Like, she's, she's coming in to get the bag and leave. She said, get that head, that bread, then leave, okay? Immediately.

• 37:44Laci Mosley?

  Court filings from around that time, it discusses her numerous previous arrests and probations. It's noted that she was arrested for escaping from prison at some point, though the case was dismissed for unknown reasons.

• 37:54Speaker 03

  Okay, what? Okay, that's what we need. Okay, you telling me she managed to do a prison break? This girl did a prison break?

• 38:03Laci Mosley?

  Tracy, I feel like they, it must have not really been a prison break. Like, I feel like she must have been like, hey, y'all, I'mma just step out for a living. And because she's so, she's so good.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  Nah, Tracy hid in the laundry basket. Tracy hid in the laundry basket. She went down to shoot and she got out. That's what she did. She like made it halfway down the block and then was like, oh, wait, I ain't got no shoes on.

• 38:24Laci Mosley?

  I feel like the prison must have did something bad, too, because they were like, look, we can't even contest this because Tracy got dirt on us.

• 38:32Speaker 03

  Maybe the guard like gave her a key. You know what I mean? She was using her feminine wiles, perhaps.

• 38:36Laci Mosley?

  Right, because she was very fine. So, she did something. Something that incriminated the prison and her. She done convinced somebody to be like, hey, look, I'm not gonna escape prison, okay? I just really need to get my hair highlighted. Just let me go to Tony and Guy. I'mma come right back.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  I'll be right back, I promise. I promise. Look at me, look at me.

• 39:00Laci Mosley?

  I'm Tracy. You know me. I'mma come right back in about two hours. Or, or three years, you know, like, but I'mma come back.

• 39:13Speaker 03

  Oh, Tracy, damn, Tracy's good.

• 39:16Laci Mosley?

  I love Tracy.

• 39:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's, she's a real one. Yeah, I kind of want her on my team. Do you know what I mean? Like, in a world, like, I was like, she should become an agent.

• 39:24Laci Mosley?

  Oh, she would be an excellent agent. I'd be rep by Tracy. But this is my agent Tracy. Yeah, that's her ankle bracelet. Don't worry about that.

• 39:31Speaker 03

  Don't worry about that, okay? She at her office.

• 39:33Laci Mosley?

  That's how I know, I always know where she is. Because the government says she can't go far.

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• 40:45Laci Mosley?

  In June of 2009, Tracy met Jacqueline Elman, a single mother who recently moved to Los Angeles. Ooh, single mother, already giving me disco meter.

• 40:53Speaker 03

  Always, always a target, always a target.

• 40:56Laci Mosley?

  What would you do if your son was at home?

• 41:07Laci Mosley?

  Listen.

• 41:08Speaker 03

  That was great, that was beautiful.

• 41:09Laci Mosley?

  You better be a single mom, okay? We know you go, what would you do? If you know? Go ahead. So she needed to furnish her new place, and Tracy had couches to sell. I know, that's right, get a couch for your babies.

• 41:22Speaker 03

  Okay, Tracy got so many businesses. So you're telling me she go from just insurance to just couches? Tracy, where are you getting these things?

• 41:33Laci Mosley?

  You don't see the linearity there? You don't see like the linear path of like? Arlo Schwarzenegger's fake car. Took couches?

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Oh my god, you can't steal a couch subtly. There's no way you're just walking out with a couch.

• 41:50Laci Mosley?

  There's no finessing a couch. You're not walking out with a couch under your arm. It's like, you have to be a real professional. So when Tracy offered to deliver the couches to Ms. Elman, she mentioned her home had mold and she didn't have a place to stay. So Tracy was like, hey sis, I got couches for you and your children and your no husband, okay? But what I also have is mold. So do you mind when I deliver the couches if I also deliver myself and sleep on said couch? When it's delivered?

• 42:23Speaker 03

  What? So now Tracy went to a single mother and said, do you want another mouth to feed? Can I come live with you?

• 42:30Laci Mosley?

  She said, what would you do if your couch was at home and I was sleeping in on it all alone? Because I'm hungry? Like she threw herself into it. Oh my god. And I love that for her. In reality, Tracy tried to pay rent twice with $6,500 of bad checks and was recently evicted. So she, you know, she said, yeah, girls, I have your rent, but it was on fake checks. Ms. Elman pitied Tracy because look, Tracy was a bad bitch. She was sexy. I can't believe she's falling on hard times. She'll get back on her feet because she's so hot and I'm gonna help her.

• 43:06Laci Mosley?

  And that's what happened here.

• 43:07Speaker 03

  Meanwhile, her daughter is like, mom, can we eat something besides peanut butter and jelly? Tracy ate all the cold cuts. Okay, that's the situation.

• 43:16Laci Mosley?

  She's like, you shut your mouth. Tracy is hot and she can eat whatever she wants here. She's sexy and she will have all our food. What are you doing? You don't have to do this, sis. So she thinks she's gonna get back up on her feet, so she's allowing Tracy to stay at her home. Things started to go missing from Ms. Elman's home. And a massive bill for a new credit card opened in her name, in Ms. Elman's name, showed up. Curious, because you know Tracy likes to open a credit card.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  She, I mean, what scammer doesn't? That's why I have a shredder. You ain't getting my information. No way, you ain't getting it.

• 43:51Laci Mosley?

  When Tracy goes to Forever 21, they're like, would you like to open a store card? Tracy's like, why, yes, I would. In my grandma's name.

• 43:59Speaker 03

  Exactly. With my grandma's social security number. Exactly. Oh, my god. That is terrible. It's also like, it doesn't sound like Ms. Elman was a wealthy person to be stealing from. That's my problem with it.

• 44:09Laci Mosley?

  No, cuz she's a single mom. She said, what did you do? She getting couches.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what I'm like, what you doing? This woman just wanted a couch and now you about to ruin her credit and her life?

• 44:17Laci Mosley?

  Like, people go to living spaces to get a couch when they want something affordable. They don't go to Tracy. Tracy ain't no couch purveyor. She ain't no damn couch furniture store. You know? So she was probably already hard up. So when Ms. Elman confronted Tracy, Tracy broke down and began crying on the phone, admitting to opening the accounts. I love that she just went straight to honesty. That's what you gotta do sometimes.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Well, also, white tears. The weaponized tears. You see how quick, like, Tracy can cry on a dime, okay? Tracy is an actress of the finest caliber.

• 44:49Laci Mosley?

  Mm-hmm. She's talented and she's hot. She probably cries cute, too. Probably looks real sexy crying. Tracy was arrested shortly thereafter and sentenced to seventy-five months in prison. So Ms. Elman did call twelve.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  Okay, okay.

• 45:01Laci Mosley?

  Cuz listen, Ms. Elman probably like, look, she a single mom. She done dealt with enough fuck-ass men and people. She said, oh, no, no, no, no, no. I've already, Thomas already fucked me and my children over. What you're not gonna do, Tracy, is be another Thomas.

• 45:14Speaker 03

  Right.

• 45:14Laci Mosley?

  So, proud of you, Ms. Elman. Fun fact, according to court records, she spent her time behind bars as a practicing Buddhist who worked for a federal Bureau of Prisons Call Center, taught English classes to her fellow inmates, and helped with prison programs to raise awareness for AIDS and breast cancer.

• 45:32Speaker 03

  Well, look at Tracy giving back to the other scammers.

• 45:35Laci Mosley?

  Tracy is an icon.

• 45:37Speaker 03

  She helped other criminals. You know what I mean? Like, she's like, okay, you're my people. I'll, I'll invest time here. I'll do this.

• 45:42Laci Mosley?

  She's an icon. Most scammers are very talented, multifaceted, super talented people. They just love crime. They could be doing anything else very well. I think, honestly, the only reason I'm not doing crime full-time is because my mom instilled values in me and I was like, let me go get legitimate jobs. Because crime is cute and I don't, I don't mind the stress. I mean, I'm in a crime career. Your acting is already a basically a fucking scam.

• 46:10Speaker 03

  It's a scam.

• 46:10Laci Mosley?

  And it's stressful as hell.

• 46:12Speaker 03

  Every aspect is a scam.

• 46:13Laci Mosley?

  Cause you don't know where your next check's coming from. You get a job, you're like, oh, this is cute. How many famous actors do we know who were like famous and popping for a few years in the nineties? And now, you know, they out here trying to, you know, do cameos on the street. Not even on Cameo.

• 46:28Speaker 03

  I was like, not even the app, just literal showing up at people's house parties. Yeah.

• 46:34Laci Mosley?

  Right. So it's like, it's a scam. You gotta keep the scam going or you can't. I think that's why I got into it. It's a hybrid scam. It's like legal still technically. You know, like the stock market, the stock market is a scam, but it's somehow still legal. It's the same shit.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  I see, I see it.

• 46:46Laci Mosley?

  So Andy Richards, a chaplain at Los Angeles Metropolitan Detention Center, said Tracy is an individual who is worthy of a second chance. I think she'll be successful upon release and will not come back. Tracy was a bad bitch and they were like, she's a bad bitch you could never kill and she don't need to be in jail.

• 47:05Laci Mosley?

  God, I love this for her. I'll post some pictures of Tracy. I promise y'all can see, cause she's very cute and like.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's like cute and fun.

• 47:12Laci Mosley?

  You know, we're like sexy people don't deserve consequences. What do you mean? They're sexy. Let them be sexy for us. What? So in 2015, Tracy began working part-time for a Jumana kid. So this is damn, we didn't even got into the scam that she out here for.

• 47:27Speaker 03

  Wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 47:29Laci Mosley?

  Ms. Kidd had recently moved to LA undergoing treatment for breast cancer all and needed a personal assistant. Damn, okay Tracy, that ain't right. This woman is recovering from.

• 47:37Speaker 03

  See, this is what I'm saying. She's finding women of color who are marks. Can we also, cause you know, I bet you Tracy probably went in there and was like, you know what? I raised awareness for breast cancer at my last job. But it was like, that was at the prison. Okay? You left out that part. That's what Tracy did. She went in there and was like, oh, I've done so much work for, I raised awareness for breast cancer and AIDS and I taught English. Leaving out the whole part that she was a guest of the state. Okay?

• 48:01Laci Mosley?

  Not a guest of the state, child. I go to prison. That's exactly, I'm gonna tell you, you know, previously I was a guest of the state.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  That's like my favorite phrase because I had a, um, there was this dude who would come to our house every month, like an exterminator, just to, you know, keep it, keep it not infested. And he would just always talk, he was talking about how some man in his like apartment complex was making him mad. And he was like, I will kick his ass. You wanna know why? Because I have been a guest of the state and I don't mind three hots and a cot. And I was like, okay, okay. Well, I don't, I don't need to know. I don't want to be an accomplice.

• 48:34Laci Mosley?

  Not a guest of the state. He's got excellent branding.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  He does.

• 48:39Laci Mosley?

  Love that guy so much. Come on, three hots and a car.

• 48:44Laci Mosley?

  So Ms. Kidd had been referred to a company called Elite Luxe Life. Elite Luxe Life is a VIP luxury concierge service founded by Tracy. And her now husband, Daryl Hudson. Together, they launched their YouTube channel, Homeless Millionaires, a documentary-style series documenting their hard hustling work lives of exotic travel and brushing elbows with D-list celebrities. There are 22 horribly boring and mediocre videos of this. Wow. They had a great title, though, Homeless Millionaires.

• 49:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:17Laci Mosley?

  Tracy's role grew, and she soon had access to all of Ms. Kidd's life, such as her actual home and family and personal information. In 2018, Ms. Kidd was first alerted that she was spending too much money by her financial advisor and asked Tracy for help sorting her finances. Woo. Mistake. In reality, Tracy was stealing from her accounts, including her children's college savings.

• 49:39Speaker 03

  Oh, Tracy.

• 49:41Laci Mosley?

  Not the children, they are future.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Not the children.

• 49:45Laci Mosley?

  The money was used for personal expenses such as mobile phones, restaurants and nightclubs, luxury hotels and jewelry. Ms. Kidd ultimately discovered that $307,498 and 2 cents was missing. And a series of new credit cards opened in her name. Now you know Tracy loves.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  Tracy love opening a card.

• 50:04Laci Mosley?

  Opening a credit card, okay.

• 50:06Speaker 03

  But can you imagine?

• 50:07Laci Mosley?

  If a credit card is closed, Tracy gonna open it, okay? Okay?

• 50:12Speaker 03

  Can you imagine having so much money that you don't even know when $300,000 is missing? Honey, I get alerts if more than $200 is on my credit card. Just so I know. Like, am I just like, I mean, like, if I, if I spend more than that in one go?

• 50:25Laci Mosley?

  300K, I'm a note. Yeah, that's a, that's aggressive amount of money not to notice. I mean, you got coin coin. So when Ms. Kidd asked Tracy if she knew anything about it, Tracy denied it. But later Tracy showed up on Ms. Kidd's door, fell to her knees and confessed and begged for forgiveness. Pattern of behavior.

• 50:49Laci Mosley?

  Okay, bitch, it was me.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  Let me keep the jewelry.

• 50:55Laci Mosley?

  Look at my sexy ass tears falling on my sexy ass titties. My titties are wet from sexy tears. Forgive me. And you know, I might have to forgive her. She's fine, y'all. I don't know what to do. So Ms. Kidd pitied Tracy and agreed to sign a personal plea agreement with her. The agreement stated that Tracy would continue working for Ms. Kidd while she paid back the stolen funds.

• 51:23Laci Mosley?

  So in this episode of Homeless Millionaires, after they signed the agreement, Tracy says she's apparently a client and I apparently work for her, but she's actually like the best person anyone's ever met in their life. Tracy continued to steal from Ms. Kidd.

• 51:36Speaker 03

  Absolutely. The job she did for you involved her having all your information and knowing all your business. Why would you keep her there?

• 51:44Laci Mosley?

  And listen, I'm a Ms. Kidd in this situation. Y'all heard earlier when I talked about the massages. Like, I'm such a people person. If you come clean and you like, honestly, I had a roommate who fucking scammed me, but I thought she would have been a great assistant to me. And I almost hired that bitch. I almost called her and been like, look, I know you did a bunch of fucked up shit, but like, you would be a great assistant. I didn't. I actually have an amazing assistant who's not her. But like, I thought about it, because I just be trying to believe in people and shit. Don't be believing in people.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  Trying to believe in people, Lacey.

• 52:14Laci Mosley?

  Don't believe in people, okay?

• 52:16Speaker 03

  Candy, it's enough going on, okay? You can only believe in one person and that's yourself. There's not time to believe in other people.

• 52:21Laci Mosley?

  Don't believe in nobody, y'all. I'm sorry.

• 52:23Speaker 03

  Nobody and I'll fight children. That's, that's that on that.

• 52:26Laci Mosley?

  Because listen, after like five years old, kids' personalities be developed. We be trying to be like, oh, that's a kid. Come on now, you know when you met a little asshole kid. You know when a kid is gonna grow up to be a little bitch ass adult. You know when you meet him and you see him and they ain't shit. You know it. You know it, okay? I may, I done met some ain't shit toddlers that I was like, you're not gonna grow up well. You're not gonna be good. Their personalities develop. What they say about like six? Like, so, mm-mm. If you feel bad vibes from a kid, that's okay.

• 52:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 52:57Laci Mosley?

  It's like that Twitter joke where they're like, was he a deadbeat dad or did the kid have bad vibes?

• 53:06Laci Mosley?

  Some kids be having bad vibes. I'm sorry. It's just a fact.

• 53:10Speaker 03

  Right, right. Absolutely.

• 53:12Laci Mosley?

  So Breakfast Bitch and Aftermath. Wow, Kaelyn, these titles. So this is the wrap up. So during this time, Tracy and Mr. Hudson opened Breakfast Bitch in San Diego and later in Phoenix. Breakfast Bitch was immediately sued by the Queens Hospitality Group that owns Bacon Bitch, a Miami restaurant, for federal trademark infringement.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  Okay, first of all, I was about to say, why on earth would anybody eat at a place with bitch in the title? But now you're telling me Bacon Bitch is over here popping off. So I don't know nothing.

• 53:43Laci Mosley?

  In Miami? Listen, in Miami, I was just in Miami. I would definitely go to Bacon Bitch. I'm like, ayy, y'all, we going to Bacon Bitch. They got bottomless mimosas. All the bacon you eat, you can eat, bitch. Come on. Come on, bitches, get in the car. Big ol' gaggle of bitches. We gonna be at Bacon Bitch.

• 54:02Laci Mosley?

  They basically copied and pasted the whole restaurant from names of dishes to recipes to their business model. Wow. Tracy had even contacted Bacon Bitch about franchising opportunities before opening Breakfast Bitch. So basically, she, she basically hit up, it's like she hit up Chick-fil-A. She said, hey Chick-fil-A, I really want a franchise. I want my own Chick-fil-A. And they said, no, girl, we're not gonna give you a franchise. We're good on franchising right now. And she was like, okay, that's fine. And then she opened like Chick-fa-entree.

• 54:31Speaker 03

  Yep, yep, Chick-fa-hey. And she was like, okay, I won't do it, but can I see some of your recipes? And then she just literally made a whole new one. It's like Tracy, Tracy.

• 54:42Laci Mosley?

  Right. Her, her, uh, animal, it was like a duck and it said, eat more chicken instead of a cow.

• 54:51Laci Mosley?

  So, you know, they just bootlegged it. I love this for them. They basically did Mac-Arnold's and we love that for them.

• 54:58Laci Mosley?

  So in filing a motion to dismiss this case, Tracy submitted evidence for funds spent on marketing, merch, uniforms, and decor. Decor. Decor. Many of those charges were made to a credit card owned by Ms. Kidd.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  Wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 55:13Laci Mosley?

  This miss, look, if Tracy ain't got nothing, she got the audacity.

• 55:17Speaker 03

  Exact, I was gonna say the, like, the confidence, okay?

• 55:20Laci Mosley?

  Y'all heard about the audacity of hope by Barack Obama, but have you heard about the audacity of Tracy? Cause it's a lot more, it's a lot more. In September 2019, after Ms. Kidd's credit score had fallen to the 400s. Whoa, you gonna ruin this bitch's credit?

• 55:34Speaker 03

  That's, of course she did, of course she did. She opened 14 credit cards and never paid them.

• 55:39Laci Mosley?

  400s? I didn't even know they went that low. I thought at a certain point they was just like, it's bad.

• 55:46Speaker 03

  You don't have any, you don't get any, right?

• 55:49Laci Mosley?

  Ms. Credit, Ms. Kidd's credit card in the negatives. It was like, bitch, you owe TransUnion some credit. Cause you ain't got none. We got you at negative three. Equifax said you owe them 15 points. Like, what? How your credit score gonna be in the points, like, point oh five? What?

• 56:07Speaker 03

  Half, just one half. You have one half credit.

• 56:10Laci Mosley?

  Also, like, Ms. Kidd, baby girl, you ain't got credit karma. We all got that. Credit karma be like, oh, great news. Your shit went up, even though Equifax be like, bitch, your shit ain't going nowhere. Credit karma lying to your motherfucking ass. TransUnion be like, it's lit. Equifax be like, it's not.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 56:26Laci Mosley?

  Nobody called you, sis? Cause I feel like at this point, credit karma would've been like, hey, we been sending you emails and you ain't been responding with a girl. You, you don't have no credit no more. It's actually just no.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  Well, cause also, right, is Jamana's money just her own money, or is it the money from her husband? Like, like, cause if they're married and they share accounts, I'm also wondering how he isn't tipped off to this, or at least his people aren't tipped off to it.

• 56:49Laci Mosley?

  I don't know the relationship status of them. If this is like, pre evil Angoria or post evil Angoria. Thank you, Judith. Uh, she just told us that Jamana and Kidd are divorced. So this is her coins, maybe from the marriage, maybe not.

• 57:02Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 57:02Laci Mosley?

  Um, so Ms. Kidd discovered Tracy had continued to steal from her and terminated the relationship. Now, Ms. Kidd, baby girl, you are very kind and sweet because there's not just gonna be a termination of a relationship. I'mma sue you, but beyond that, I'll beat your motherfucking ass. I don't, like, are you kidding me? No, no, are you kidding me, Ms. Kidd? You kidding around, Miss Kid. I don't like that for you.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She should not. She, she needs to stand tall and stand strong in her truth. If anybody had whooped Tracy's ass at any point, you know, in the last 20 years, she wouldn't have done this. This is the problem. Nobody beat her ass.

• 57:35Laci Mosley?

  She was too sexy to get beat up. She was too sexy.

• 57:37Speaker 03

  She needed just one good ass whooping.

• 57:39Laci Mosley?

  You don't punch people that sexy. You just let them go, I guess. And like, Naomi, you made up a good point, or not made up, but you had a good point earlier about like, setting boundaries and, you know, being able to use comedy to do that, because I actually do that. When it comes to my funds, I don't play around. So when I got a new accountant, that was the thing. I got with the accountant and I was joking and I was like, yo, this is so crazy. Like, I have to give you all my banking information and stuff, but you know, remember when Rihanna got robbed by her accountant, she made bitch better have my money? That shit was crazy. I would hate to go through that because, you know, I don't want to have to pop the trunk, get the bat out, beat somebody ass and sue them, you know? Because I'm gonna have to do both, you know? So it's just like, that's crazy. But you know, here's my account information, but for real though, like, I got a lot of family who, they love violence, so you know, we just...

• 58:24Laci Mosley?

  You know, it's like, I'm not gonna let you be terminated. You can't rob me and just be terminated. Like, I'm sorry.

• 58:30Speaker 03

  I mean, unless we're talking Terminator T3. That's how you gonna get terminated. You ain't just gonna be out the house. You gonna be straight...

• 58:37Laci Mosley?

  I'll be back, okay? I'll be back. We gonna serve you this lawsuit. We gonna, you be served. And it's gonna be, I'll be back to beat you up. Are you kidding me? There will be consequences and repercussions. No. So, Tracy was arrested in February 2020 and convicted. She faces up to 20 years in prison. Both Breakfast Bitch locations and Elite Luxe Life are still operating.

• 58:59Speaker 03

  What?

• 59:00Laci Mosley?

  Wow.

• 59:01Speaker 03

  Who's operating them?

• 59:02Laci Mosley?

  I don't know, but I want to go to Breakfast Bitch. I bet you that food was good.

• 59:06Speaker 03

  That food is not good, girl. You know, it's probably not... It's not real meat. It's probably gonna be like, not even chicken eggs. You know, when you get scrambled eggs, it's gonna be just like alligator eggs. It's gonna be something. It's gonna be something that's not the thing.

• 59:19Laci Mosley?

  It's gonna be like possum eggs, some shit that's lying around.

• 59:22Speaker 03

  Knock off.

• 59:22Laci Mosley?

  I don't know. I'm trying to get a bottomless bitch. I think I'm gonna have to go on down to Breakfast Bitch, see what they talking about. So Tracy's currently free on bail.

• 59:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 59:33Laci Mosley?

  Real hot girl shit.

• 59:34Speaker 03

  Oh, my God. Definitely hot girl shit.

• 59:36Laci Mosley?

  Despite her flight risk tracker, she's so fine.

• 59:40Speaker 03

  And she got money. And she opened credit cards. You cannot have her. She is a flight risk. She's literally a flight.

• 59:47Laci Mosley?

  I'm going to the gym right now because I gotta get my abs tight so I can really do crime because woo. Yes, sis. I'm here for it. So she continues to deny basically everything, including accusations regarding her teenage exploits. In a statement, Tracy says, "We work extremely hard." I believe that.

• 1:00:06Speaker 03

  Well, right.

• 1:00:06Laci Mosley?

  You do. At robbery.

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 1:00:08Laci Mosley?

  And right. No one said robbery was easy. No one said that you didn't have to work hard to con people. Okay? Scamming is a hard, it's a hard day's work, just like everything else, you know? And we have built what we have legitimately, she says. People love fake news. No, you're not using Donald Trumpyisms. Oh, you definitely guilty. Fake news, sis? Fake news? Oh, you lying. I love it for you. So people love fake news more than the truth because it's juicy and fun to talk about, like me, juicy. Sadly, there are people who would rather celebrate failure than success than others. Oh, Tracy sis.

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  Wow, that is so funny. I love when people like sort of weaponize self-help language and also weaponize crazy things that Trump says like for their own game.

• 1:00:57Laci Mosley?

  Gaslight me, Tracy. Gaslight me, queen.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  Exactly. Like, it's like, whoo, whoo. I mean, my God, the gaslight is so bright.

• 1:01:05Laci Mosley?

  It's so bright. I'm walking straight into it, like a moth to a flame.

• 1:01:09Speaker 03

  Am I on fire? I need it. And she's, wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 1:01:14Laci Mosley?

  I love her so much. Guys, gammer of the week. A hospital worker in Italy's south was allegedly paid for 15 years without working a single day. Amen.

• 1:01:24Laci Mosley?

  Now, I'm not shocked that they figured out that this nigga was gone during the pandemic because Italy was like, okay, we clapping for these nurses and we missing one.

• 1:01:33Laci Mosley?

  We are missing one. Okay, where's Fuego?

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  Fuego. Oh, good Lord. That should have been your first sign.

• 1:01:42Laci Mosley?

  So Salvatore Scumese, sixty-seven, was fired after not showing up for work after fifteen years.

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  So he started this game at fifty-two. At fifty-two.

• 1:01:54Laci Mosley?

  And like, look, I love this for him, because Salvatore at fifty-two, like, when you're a man at fifty-two, don't nobody know what any fifty-two-year-old man look like from another fifty-two-year-old man? Don't nobody know? So everybody probably just thought Salvatore was there, you know, because it was mass Salvatore is probably running up through there.

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  Just hanging out, just say, that's, no, no, no, he got a check for fifteen years.

• 1:02:16Laci Mosley?

  He said, he's accused of collecting more than six hundred forty-five thousand dollars as a hospital fire safety employee, a job he never actually performed.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  Oh, Salvatore, Salvatore.

• 1:02:29Laci Mosley?

  Now, listen, were there fires? That's the question.

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  That's the question, exactly. Maybe that's why they didn't find him, because it was like there was never a fire.

• 1:02:36Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  So he was like, alright, I'll just be over here.

• 1:02:40Laci Mosley?

  Instead of reporting to work, he would walk around the neighborhood telling friends he was already retired, or would otherwise stay at home. When a director reported Mr. Scumase in two thousand and five, she and her family were harassed by an unknown man into staying silent and not filing a disciplinary report.

• 1:02:59Speaker 03

  Wow, okay, okay, so this is some OG Sopranos, okay? This is the original, we're going straight to Italy where it's happening. Okay, he was out here trying to just cut, cut off some legs, okay?

• 1:03:10Laci Mosley?

  So he got an offer you can't refuse.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  Exactly, he was ready, I can't believe it.

• 1:03:14Laci Mosley?

  I'm never going to work, okay? Now, if you want to see your son again, you'll never notice that I never came to work.

• 1:03:23Laci Mosley?

  You got a fire extinguisher, that's all you need. No one actually needs a fire safety officer, okay? And Salvatore was right. Dozens of other employees from the same hospital are currently on trial for absenteeism. I'm sorry, but how you go, you, I don't think you can take somebody to court for this. It's your job.

• 1:03:42Speaker 03

  It's your fault, it's your fault.

• 1:03:43Laci Mosley?

  To know if I come to work or not.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  Absolutely, absolutely. This is just, honestly, you know, this sounds like a ghost hospital. Because at this rate, if multiple people are not at Work. What happens in an emergency? I come in here about to go into labor and they're like, oh, I'm sorry, the nurse ain't here and the doctor is unavailable.

• 1:03:59Laci Mosley?

  You know what's crazy? I ain't never even met the nurse or the doctor.

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  That's wild.

• 1:04:04Laci Mosley?

  Works in the ICU.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  You know what? You should go to a hospital a couple kilometers down. That's what they would just tell her in Italy.

• 1:04:10Laci Mosley?

  Yo, I think this is a consequence of COVID because Italy got hit so hard by COVID. They were probably looking for all their staff like, oh, we know what? No, no, no, don't worry. We got Salvatore. He'll take the night shift and do da, da, da, da. And then they're like, wait, where's Salvatore? Wait, where's Gianni?

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  There was no COVID in 2005. This is just how they run this hospital.

• 1:04:28Laci Mosley?

  No, but I'm telling, they said in 2005 that somebody tried to report him and they were.

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  And he got scared. I know, but I'm saying he's been doing this. Like they didn't catch it for 15 years. So we can't blame the cocoa. They just are not a good hospital. Their administration is terrible.

• 1:04:46Laci Mosley?

  And you, I'm sorry, but I hope that justice for Salvatore. Because if your hospital allows people not to show up to work, I'm sorry. How is that a federal crime? How is that a crime? Like you get paid for off time. He just thought he had 15 days, 15 years of, um, of paid leave.

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  Oh, he was like, I thought it was a job where if there's a fire, I show up. So I, there was no fire. That's what he could say. He could be like, I was on call. No one ever called me.

• 1:05:15Laci Mosley?

  Exactly. So why would Salvatore pull up? He said, I never saw the joint in flames. I walked the neighborhood. I told everybody. You know, I worked there.

• 1:05:25Laci Mosley?

  Wow, Salvatore. I'm proud of you.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  Beautiful.

• 1:05:29Laci Mosley?

  This is beautiful. You all like, come on, by the time they get to your trial, bro, especially with everything going on, you gonna be Gucci. You'll be fine. This ain't your fault, you know?

• 1:05:39Laci Mosley?

  All right, guys. That brings us to the end of the show. And Naomi, we always ask people on this show, where do you want to be found?

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  Where do I want to be found? Like my dead body?

• 1:05:47Laci Mosley?

  No, oh my God. Oh my goodness. You went dark real fast with that.

• 1:05:52Speaker 03

  You know I watch a lot of true crime.

• 1:05:54Laci Mosley?

  No, where you want people to find you anywhere.

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  You can visit me on Instagram at Black Dress Comedy. I'm always having fun there. That's where the most is happening.

• 1:06:02Laci Mosley?

  You do have fun. Your TJ runs very fun.

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  Honey, Trader Joe's is, we're in a relationship. Also, check out my podcast Couples Therapy and I Love a Lifetime Movie, where we recap Lifetime movies and a lot of them center on scams, I will say.

• 1:06:15Laci Mosley?

  Yes. And also, you're on the televisions.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  That is true. There's a show called Mystic Quest on Apple TV, season two airing now. New episodes Friday. Fun times. Rob McElhenney from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the star. Danny Pootie from Community, they're not coming here to yell at people. It's fun.

• 1:06:34Laci Mosley?

  Yes, come on, come in and yell. Yes, sis, we love that for you. Guys, as always, you can find us at [email protected]. Snitch on your friends and family. Just make sure your scam is retired. If you want to find me, D I V A L A C I D, Lacy on all platforms. If you want to see me on TV, A Black Ladies Sketch Show streaming now on HBO Max and HBO. And I Carly comes out June 17th, honey. I know you see, yes, I'm gonna be black on there. Y'all can stay mad, okay? All right, congregation, stay Schemin. Scam Goddess.

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