Bonus #169 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 12 w/ Olivia Carter [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld The Sire of Psychos JP McDade returns taps Olivia Carter for McDade's Maniacs Vol. 12!! Olivia, JP and Stav discuss how hot Jesus is, getting in trouble at church, wearing a purity ring, being scared of god, losing the v-card in your 20s, wanting to wear a fashion helmet, and much more. The gang helps callers including a military man who's in love with his adoptive sister, and a college girl who doesn't want to date her autistic BFF who's obsessed with her but wants to remain friends. See Olivia Carter live and follow her on social media: https://www.oliviacartercomedy.com/ https://instagram.com/ogcarter https://x.com/carter_ogcarter https://www.tiktok.com/@ogcartercomedy https://www.youtube.com/@ogcarter Follow JP McDade: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:50Stavros Halkias?

  Thanks, man. Thanks for being a part of the community.

• 0:52Speaker 03

  Long story short, I was essentially adopted into this family after high school by this girl that I was really in love with.

• 0:58Stavros Halkias?

  Pause this.

• 0:59Speaker 03

  Ended up doing the-

• 0:59Stavros Halkias?

  That's not a long story short type of thing.

• 1:03Speaker 05

  Give us the story.

• 1:04Stavros Halkias?

  You were adopted after high school. First of all, you can't be adopted after high school. You're an adult after high school.

• 1:11Speaker 06

  Unless he was a smart guy and he graduated high school.

• 1:13Stavros Halkias?

  I guess what he means is I guess he was dating some, or I don't, actually, let's just let him finish. But it's a hilarious thing to try and yada, yada over.

• 1:23Speaker 06

  She filed the paperwork.

• 1:24Speaker 03

  After high school by this girl that I was really in love with, ended up doing the service. I'm still in the service, doing my thing. And I'm kind of at a point in life, I'm like almost 15 years in the service and in counseling finally, but-

• 1:39Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 1:39Speaker 03

  I'm at this point in my life where my relationship with her is kind of interesting because the whole point of me going in, I realize now, is that I kind of modeled my entire life after the widow. And after the, you know, when I get to this point in my life, maybe she'll feel this way about me, maybe she'll care about me like this. She now has a daughter who's a couple of years old, a baby dad, all that kind of stuff. And I'm very much brother zone, but I'm at a point now where I just-

• 2:05Stavros Halkias?

  It's awkward to find someone more friendzoned than the last guy. The woman you're in love with, her family adopted you? And you're trying to fuck your adopted sister because you've been in the fucking military jacking off to her for 15? You're in the desert beating off to her, dude?

• 2:22Speaker 06

  You had her picture in your helmet?

• 2:25Speaker 05

  Brother zone is crazy.

• 2:27Stavros Halkias?

  Brother zone is a concept? I have never even heard of.

• 2:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, so I got brother zone.

• 2:33Speaker 05

  Her mom is my mom.

• 2:36Stavros Halkias?

  Don't you ever when you get brother zones? But girl, you wanna fuck?

• 2:40Speaker 05

  Damn, that sucks.

• 2:40Stavros Halkias?

  Insane. Okay.

• 2:42Speaker 05

  That's pretty bad.

• 2:43Stavros Halkias?

  Let's, let's finish, but this is, there's a lot of meat on this bone.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  At a point now where I just kinda don't want to be in her life anymore. So my question is, one, do I explain all this stuff to her that for years, pretty much all my decisions had been revolving around her without her realizing it? She's kinda been my muse. And then two, do you think it's okay for me to just cut her off to my niece? Love my niece, but kinda just cut them off emotionally and mentally, but still remain with the, with the rest of the family? Someone new to the house in it? Thank you. Appreciate it. Love you, brother.

• 3:15Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 3:16Speaker 06

  Oh my god.

• 3:16Stavros Halkias?

  Refer to the child as his niece. His niece is nuts.

• 3:21Speaker 05

  That is so crazy.

• 3:22Stavros Halkias?

  Um, wow, this is a fucking good one.

• 3:25Speaker 06

  It's like, she's not my sister, she's my niece's mom.

• 3:28Speaker 05

  Yeah. I was so confused.

• 3:31Stavros Halkias?

  Um, wow, okay, so, lot of stuff going on here.

• 3:37Speaker 06

  First of all, thank you for your service.

• 3:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, of course, of course. Thank you, thank you, you're about to take Greenland for us.

• 3:45Stavros Halkias?

  You're about to deploy.

• 3:46Speaker 06

  Don't die for Israel.

• 3:50Speaker 05

  Although that could get you out of coming home.

• 3:52Stavros Halkias?

  That is true. So, okay, it's good that you had this realization now, it's at this, like, you should have had this. I mean, I cannot, I cannot believe he long story shorted this. Because what the fuck happened that you needed to get adopted? My hunch is, you didn't come from a chill background where love was readily modeled in a healthy way. You probably, you know what I mean? Like, this is much deeper even than this relationship. For you to kind of attach to this girl, I mean, I don't know what the fuck you were up against as a kid. I'm guessing it's, it's fucked up and serious, right?

• 4:35Stavros Halkias?

  So give, cut yourself a lot of slack is my number one piece of advice. Whatever's going on here is fucked up. And by the way, the service being the best part of your life

• 4:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 4:46Stavros Halkias?

  is insanely fucked up. Being in the army as the highlight sucks. I want you to know that. We're not judging you, but that sucks. Nothing has come easy for you. You've worked really hard. And even the, the choice you made was, you know, you're saying it subconsciously, you were trying to become the kind of person that your crush slash sister would be into. I think you've got a lot of shit going on. I think you could, you can be very, you should not be hard on yourself. And I do think that you need, I think maybe a little time away from this relationship is fine. I wouldn't even put it as like, cut them out of your life. You don't need to do something as dramatic as like,

• 5:29Stavros Halkias?

  like a breakup like we did with the last guy or whatever, especially if this is family, right? You're in a different part, place in your life. You have some fucked up family love stuff to figure out. Uh, you could argue that you, you're spending time away, like deployed or wherever the fuck you are. But look, man, when I had a lot of shit to figure out about my family, like it happened to me in my mid twenties. I didn't, I lived in Baltimore. I probably see my family now more that we don't live in the same city than I did in my mid, mid twenties because I needed time away from my family to figure out all the fucked up shit. Like to figure out all the weird relationships that were going on, all the shit psychologically that was fucking me up. I was in therapy. So I think you just need to give yourself some time.

• 6:15Stavros Halkias?

  Give yourself a couple of years for yourself where you're not as around. You know what I mean? Like you don't have to make some big declaration and be like, uh, oh, I've been secretly in love with you this whole time. So I can never see you ever again, but I do want to go to Thanksgiving and see your mom who is my mom now also.

• 6:32Speaker 02

  I want to see mom.

• 6:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, see mom, right. Like the rest of, being like, I can't see my sister because I want to fuck her. So, but I do want to see the rest of my family. I think you've still got a little more unpacking to do. I don't think that's where you land on this is how my life's going to be.

• 6:48Speaker 06

  I mean, if like essentially adopted right after high school is part of the picture, I think that means like, maybe, I don't know, if someone got the boot on the 18th birthday from their

• 6:59Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 6:59Speaker 06

  home family. And that's like, there's clearly some stuff to reconcile there. I would start there.

• 7:05Stavros Halkias?

  And I, but I just think you need, yeah, you need to figure your shit out a little bit.

• 7:09Speaker 05

  He says he's in counseling, right?

• 7:11Stavros Halkias?

  Right. So stick with it. Stick with it. Like, keep going to counseling. Figure out what you want out of life. My hunch is that these are sort of misplaced feelings towards this person. I don't know that you're actually fully in love. Like, you have to think, like, you said you love your niece. How do you feel about this? Like, is this person, like, do you want to be a family member to this person? Do you, is that your family truly? And if it is, then like, the fact that you had a crush on her when you were 18, we're not even judging you for that, right? Like, everyone feels like you got, something fucked up happened. Her family took her, took you in, you know, you just, there's a lot, you were feeling love for the first time and this

• 7:56Stavros Halkias?

  hot girl was nice to you. It's complete, it makes complete sense that you would want to impress, you know, sort of this person that was both a figure of your, like, lust and also a real loving family member that you probably, again, we're just guessing, probably didn't have from whatever your last situation was. So all this makes sense. I think you now as an adult, acting like it is just a girl you have a crush on and not a family member that you developed a weird sort of like fixation on because of your childhood psychological problems, like,

• 8:35Stavros Halkias?

  it's way more, it doesn't have to do with her, it doesn't have to do with how, you know, your, your attraction to her. The other shit is way more important. And I think her, the, the, where she is in your life is probably going to be more important than just some girl you really like. So it's too painful to see her. Give it a couple of years, figure your shit out, send a couple of postcards home for Christmas. Don't go home or whatever, but. Just don't do anything hasty, cuz should I talk to her about it? To me, smacks of you still have a little hope you get to fuck this girl. And you're gonna make some big romantic gesture and she's gonna be like, actually, I've been in love with you the whole time. Only when you are freed of all those feelings and those hopes,

• 9:20Stavros Halkias?

  can you actually go back and have some kind of relationship with this person. But I think you have a little more work to do and I think you're on a really good path and you should be proud of yourself for even figuring this shit out. Cuz what happened to you was fucked up, for sure. I mean, he says he's been there 15 years, so if he went right out of this, right out of school, he's 18.

• 9:38Speaker 06

  Probably in his early 30s now.

• 9:39Stavros Halkias?

  You know, that's not, yeah, you're in your early 30s and you just went to fucking therapy. You know, you're just, you're kinda having a midlife sort of adolescence here. So just figure your shit out for a little bit. Don't do anything crazy. Don't have any big speeches. Just feel, feel it out, keep going to therapy. Get some other fuck, just actually fuck another woman who's not related to you, even in an adoption way. That's what I would tell you, bro.

• 10:07Speaker 06

  I like to imagine the VA psychiatrist is like, oh yeah, you wanna fuck your sister. Has nothing to do with childhood and definitely nothing to do with what you've encountered.

• 10:14Stavros Halkias?

  The inspetable horse 18 years in the military. The important thing is that you sign this waiver and go yell at your whore sister for not sucking your dick. Forget all about the fucking children you saw melted together.

• 10:28Speaker 06

  What the experiments the army did on you, that is, those were good. That's like going to the doctor.

• 10:35Speaker 06

  No, this is your fucking sister, man. Yeah, just play it cool.

• 10:41Speaker 06

  I didn't mean that facetiously, I meant actually play it cool. Take it easy, go, keep going to counseling, dude. And yes, be proud of yourself for getting this far.

• 10:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think it's smart to not have the conversation cuz you can't go back from a conversation. You can't unconfess your love to your sister.

• 10:57Speaker 06

  That toothpaste stays out of the tooth, right, friend?

• 10:59Speaker 05

  It's not going back.

• 11:00Stavros Halkias?

  And by the way, if you give yourself a year and you've really thought about these things and you think you do need to have that conversation, that's fine. But it feels like you're so new on this realization that you need to let it sink in a little bit and keep tugging at that thread. Cuz I think it goes a little deeper than even, than this family. You probably want to fuck your biological sister.

• 11:23Speaker 05

  You want to fuck your mom.

• 11:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, honestly, you probably want to fuck your mom.

• 11:26Speaker 06

  It all comes back to wanting to fuck Jesus Christ on a cross.

• 11:29Speaker 05

  AKA woman.

• 11:40Stavros Halkias?

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