Flock Cameras Are Worse Than You Think - The Kinda Overserved Crossover | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 286

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• 0:57The Fat Electrician?

  How do you feel about flock cameras? If you're not doing anything wrong. No.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:01The Fat Electrician?

  No. I've got horrible news for all the feminists.

• 1:04Speaker 02

  Can I share a dog poop story?

• 1:06The Fat Electrician?

  What the is this guy talking about?

• 1:10The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, this is gonna be great.

• 1:12The Fat Electrician?

  I hate everything.

• 1:14The Fat Electrician?

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and random. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark oak disposition and there's a fat electrician. Welcome to unsubscribe.

• 1:34The Fat Electrician?

  Gotta do the countdown. Everyone ready?

• 1:39The Fat Electrician?

  Three, two, one.

• 1:46Speaker 04

  We exceeded the mic.

• 1:47The Fat Electrician?

  It tastes like white trash.

• 1:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Oh, there's none like scrambled TV in your mouth.

• 1:52The Fat Electrician?

  Hi, welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined here today by Eli. I know it's the unsubscribe podcast because I can see his face this time. And then of course, we're joined with a Joe from over served, Richard. Everybody knows Richard. I'm still me. This podcast is a bastard conglomeration of three other podcasts hodgepodge together.

• 2:11Speaker 04

  Four. Oh, this is a Frankenstein. Yeah, kinda unsub. I mean, literally.

• 2:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 2:18Speaker 04

  What we're doing was we're trying to figure out if we can replace Ethan.

• 2:24The Fat Electrician?

  This is the Ethan testing. We're gonna do tryouts right now.

• 2:28Speaker 04

  Who's our new Ethan?

• 2:30Speaker 02

  Do I have to show my balls?

• 2:31Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  Like right now?

• 2:33Speaker 04

  What?

• 2:33Speaker 02

  I'll do it. No, no, don't.

• 2:34The Fat Electrician?

  I will say, I will say, seeing Ethan in one of those cowboy hats would be very funny.

• 2:41Speaker 04

  I think seeing Ethan in anything is funny just because it's Ethan. You know what I mean? It's like having a mentally ill kid at the circus, you know, whatever they put him in, whatever paint or how they prop him up.

• 2:51The Fat Electrician?

  His face right now, hearing this?

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Disapproving?

• 2:55The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  These all seem like terms of endearment. I don't know how we could go wrong.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  We love Ethan. He just gets picked on.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  You love Ethan and you love his balls? Do we love his balls?

• 3:07Speaker 04

  I don't like the way that you said it.

• 3:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 3:09Speaker 04

  We love Ethan's balls. Well.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  We love.

• 3:12Speaker 04

  Hey, I mean, Joe's not the next Ethan. Got it.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  I'm not a.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  No, I don't know. He's putting his foot in his mouth pretty good. It's gonna work out great.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  I can put my nuts in my mouth? Does that make me Ethan?

• 3:21Speaker 04

  Yeah. Now he's asking for that approval. There we go.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Verification, validation, maybe?

• 3:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is, we had what Cody's dinner, we filmed already earlier today and then everyone, everyone had some drinks in my Cody's dinner. I was like, oh, it was his birthday dinner. Everyone had a good time. Fucking lots of sushi and that sushi.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  Sushi.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Sushi. And then Nick just landed. Now we're doing this? Fantastic. Nick has a book. It's already for sale right now. It's a coloring book on transitioning children, right?

• 3:52The Fat Electrician?

  Of course. Yeah.

• 3:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, definitely.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  Socialism?

• 3:55Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm. It's for all of us.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  Oh, everybody, whether you like it or not.

• 4:00Speaker 04

  The title of the book is called It'll Work This Time.

• 4:06The Fat Electrician?

  It'll be different this time.

• 4:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  It'll be, it'll be different. Yeah.

• 4:09Speaker 04

  It's literally a never ending book series. It'll work this time. This time it'll work. It'll work this time. This time it'll work.

• 4:16The Fat Electrician?

  This time it'll be different. Thirty-seven.

• 4:20Speaker 04

  You could do it all over. You could do like, eventually it becomes like sci-fi and you try like, try it out in space. Mars.

• 4:26Speaker 02

  No, we do a prequel, a prequel. Yeah.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:31Speaker 04

  Well, you're, you're, this is from ten to eleven. How was the age group for kiddos on this?

• 4:36The Fat Electrician?

  It's like, they're like Goosebumps books, basically. So like seven to 12 year old is like reading level. That's who it's written for.

• 4:43Speaker 04

  So if you read Goosebumps after 12 years old, you're probably dumb?

• 4:47The Fat Electrician?

  No, I'm just saying like, that's like the reading level or whatever that it's designed for. Like you can still read them if you want.

• 4:52Speaker 04

  Just saying, you know, reading Goosebumps at seventeen is cool.

• 4:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, it could be a thing.

• 4:57Speaker 04

  You know?

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Don't limit it.

• 4:58Speaker 04

  It's not a bad thing.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Open it up to everybody, right?

• 5:00Speaker 04

  You know, you read it again because you want to better understand it. It's a deep read. When you buy it, do you get all of them? I thought it was like one.

• 5:09The Fat Electrician?

  You can buy, you can buy the first three books or you can buy the 10 book set or then there's like the, we have like the limited, a limited number of the big sets. It's like all 10 books. It comes in an ammo can with like three different quack bang ducks and patches and a map and all kinds of shit.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  Damn, that sounds awesome.

• 5:28Speaker 04

  Was the map to the Declaration of Independence or?

• 5:31The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's, it's the map from the, from the book series. So basically like the whole concept is that the Germans won, well, the Axis forces won World War Two. And it's like modern times and we're living in German occupied America.

• 5:46Speaker 04

  Pro Nazi book?

• 5:47The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 5:48Speaker 04

  I don't know. That's kind of what I got.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  Is he running with Brandon? Jesus.

• 5:53Speaker 04

  This is a fantasy novel?

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Wait a second.

• 5:55Speaker 04

  So socialists will love it. There's gonna be a great train system across the United States. It's gonna be really good road.

• 6:02Speaker 02

  You like free rides?

• 6:03Speaker 04

  I mean, the National Socialist Party is what would technically have won, so.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  Did you guys watch, just real quick, Bridge? Bridge to Terabithia? Jesus Christ, I watched that for the first time last night with Kendall and sounds like you guys are gonna love this. Jesus, have you watched it?

• 6:20Speaker 02

  No, I have not.

• 6:21Speaker 04

  I've heard of it. It's an old movie.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Don't do it.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  No, watch it. Why? Great kids movie.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Hold on a second. When you say it like that, I don't believe.

• 6:28Speaker 04

  No, it's a really good kids movie. It's a lot of lessons. I did not expect that.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  Do I have to be present to teach?

• 6:36The Fat Electrician?

  It's been, it's been a while. Yeah. Since I've seen it. So I'm not.

• 6:39Speaker 04

  I don't want to, well, you guys want?

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Well, let's not.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna watch the Bridge to Terabithia.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Let's not do that. I want to get back to his book real quick.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  No, this is why I bought it.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  So my daughters are thirteen and eleven.

• 6:49The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Is this something that they can consume and it's good for history, right?

• 6:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Yeah. Basically. So like with the whole, my, my whole concept behind the books was like, I get asked all the time, like, okay, he makes censored versions of your videos because I want to show them in my class. I'm a history teacher. I want to show them to my kids and I homeschool, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I tried doing censored videos. I had TFE censored. I've censored a bunch of my old videos unfindable on YouTube because the algorithm's like, oh, this is just a carbon copy of this other video. You could not even find them if you tried. Unless you had like the direct link, it sucked. So then I was like, all right, fine. I'll write these books. And basically the concept was, I don't know how to make history entertaining if I can't drop F bombs and have adult humor.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  Spicy sentences.

• 7:32The Fat Electrician?

  So I basically made a fictional story, but then put all the real history inside of it.

• 7:38Speaker 04

  How do I teach kids about the horrible slaughter of millions of people?

• 7:44Speaker 02

  What kind of?

• 7:45Speaker 04

  But I can't be crass.

• 7:46The Fat Electrician?

  Right. I gotta make it fun.

• 7:48Speaker 04

  Well, it's not.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  Make it fun. I think somebody already tried that. It didn't work.

• 7:52Speaker 04

  We do. It's Scott's musical. It's called Hitler in Springtime in Germany.

• 8:01The Fat Electrician?

  But yeah, so the, the concept is basically like modern day, I work at a museum and I figure out that Germany managed to win World War Two because they developed a time travel device and they went back in time and did something to make it so that 10 of America's best war heroes never became America's war heroes somehow.

• 8:22Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 8:23The Fat Electrician?

  And I figured this out. I get, get a hold of one of these time machines. I refurbish it. I get it working. I do all the research, figure out what the Germans did, what the timeline's supposed to be. And I'm getting ready to go fix it myself. And then I get disappeared by the Gestapo and Cutter and Cash, my sons, find all my notes.

• 8:39Speaker 02

  The Clintons are in your book?

• 8:41The Fat Electrician?

  Time machines.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, basically. Uh, so they find all my notes. So then, you know, they have to learn what the real timeline's supposed to be. And that's where like the real history comes in. So like, they get to go and learn the whole story of Dick Bong or whoever the war hero is.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  You got Dick Bong in now dad's head. Once we put him together, dad.

• 8:58The Fat Electrician?

  He'll be alive again.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  He just killed you in your own book.

• 9:04Speaker 04

  He's just a Frankenstein of America's greatest heroes.

• 9:08The Fat Electrician?

  I'm just making up stories.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  Blamery and shit, yeah. Well, now it's fact. You put it on the internet, so.

• 9:13Speaker 04

  Hold on, I thought of a joke that I wanted to say earlier. Bridgetter, what is that? A young little black girl's name?

• 9:20Speaker 04

  Who's Teraphea? Oh, you're in Detroit? What's going on here?

• 9:23The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, you can't just close your ears real quick so I can ruin this for Rich. Dear God, that movie, do you remember like, it's like near the middle end and it's the beginning. It's like, oh, I have this.

• 9:35Speaker 04

  Nope, can't do it.

• 9:36The Fat Electrician?

  This childhood and it's my dad doesn't talk to me, but he pays attention to my, my little sister and I like art. We're poor, blah, blah, blah. School, bullies. Oh, but kind of the cool kid. And then I have a crush on the teacher and a new girl shows up. And then that new girl becomes my best friend. We don't like each other at first. Then we become each other's best friend and then we have these adventures in this piece of the woods that you swing across a river and you land on the other side and it's magical.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Are we back on the zip line with the dreidels? Is that where we're at?

• 10:11The Fat Electrician?

  I'm sorry, zip line with the dreidels?

• 10:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  That was a different.

• 10:18Speaker 04

  Hypothetically, what if the string around Manhattan for Hasidic Jews is actually a zip line? Or a way to transfer firearms out of the windows quickly when they get raided? You know, like, get rid of the unregistered firearms.

• 10:35The Fat Electrician?

  It's just a Jewish Beyblade arena?

• 10:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:39Speaker 04

  Don't pull it, but Manhattan's gonna spin really fast and destroy all of Lower Brooklyn.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  I didn't, yeah, yeah.

• 10:46Speaker 04

  Jewish Beyblade.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  I thought it was gonna actually be a storm, but no, I never really thought.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  Big Beyblade and just like, oh, they pull it and all the guys on Manhattan are like, oh, I am getting sick from the motion. Hey, jeez.

• 10:56The Fat Electrician?

  We gotta be careful.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Everybody burrow deeper.

• 11:00The Fat Electrician?

  They gotta keep that hair back.

• 11:01Speaker 04

  Well, they don't have to worry. This triple force is just gonna be like.

• 11:05The Fat Electrician?

  I don't get sucked in it.

• 11:06The Fat Electrician?

  Speaking of movies, my kids were watching Fox and the Hound like last night.

• 11:11The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:11The Fat Electrician?

  That one too. I hated it.

• 11:13Speaker 04

  I think it's okay.

• 11:14The Fat Electrician?

  I hated it as an adult. The whole time, I'm like 20 minutes into this movie and all I could think is.

• 11:20Speaker 04

  Put him down.

• 11:21The Fat Electrician?

  This is just propaganda of the hippie kid raised by the single mom, not wanting to get a fucking job and looking down on his friend for trying to be a successful member of society. The entire time.

• 11:32Speaker 04

  I've been watched it since I've been.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  Predictive programming. Yeah. Did we cover this before?

• 11:39Speaker 04

  I haven't watched it in long enough now. I don't know. Like I remember it was a sad movie as a kid. I'm trying to remember if there's like a way that I can turn this into like.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  A Jew joke?

• 11:49Speaker 04

  No, well, I was gonna go racial. Yeah, but I don't remember enough of it to do it.

• 11:54Speaker 04

  Is the black kid the fox?

• 11:57The Fat Electrician?

  Wasn't, no, I don't.

• 12:01Speaker 04

  Is there a cat in there?

• 12:03The Fat Electrician?

  I don't think there's a cat in there.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  No. All right, betting a thousand, so.

• 12:07Speaker 04

  It's the hunt. It's like, oh, you guys can't get along because I'm a hunting dog.

• 12:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 12:12Speaker 04

  And then, no, that's a bad dog.

• 12:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. The dog wants to work for a living and the fox wants to go dick off in the woods all day.

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, literally.

• 12:21The Fat Electrician?

  It's the whole story.

• 12:23Speaker 04

  Maybe the fox is trying to like talk him out of doing his job.

• 12:25The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Nick, I feel like you wrecked my childhood.

• 12:28The Fat Electrician?

  I'm, I'm sorry.

• 12:29Speaker 02

  He's just gonna dick off in the woods. I'm like, I don't even know what that means.

• 12:32Speaker 04

  Was the fox's name Lennon?

• 12:36The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 12:36Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 12:37The Fat Electrician?

  You were fucking.

• 12:39Speaker 04

  He's sleeping.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  We're here. We're here.

• 12:41The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah, back to the bridge. So he goes like halfway through the movie. Their best friend's all good. Then they like help a bully out and you're like, ah, dope. Okay. Oh, he, the teacher invited him to a museum. He was like, yeah, I want to go to the museum. Boom. He gets back and the mom's like, oh my God, you're alive. Ah, we weren't. And he's like, what the hell's going on? Your best friend drowned.

• 13:06The Fat Electrician?

  The best friend little girl just dies three fourths of the way through the movie and it is like, dude, face was like.

• 13:13Speaker 02

  What?

• 13:14The Fat Electrician?

  I was like, ah, what the fuck?

• 13:15Speaker 04

  Were they swung back over and she didn't make it?

• 13:17The Fat Electrician?

  Tried to swing. No, she went because he wasn't there. He went to the museum. She went to play by herself. And when she swung, the rope broke and she drowned in the river.

• 13:26Speaker 04

  Oh, that's heartbreaking.

• 13:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that was, yeah, did not expect that twist in that movie.

• 13:30Speaker 04

  And that's why women should never be alone. Words to live by.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  They have the right to swim, right? They could swim.

• 13:38The Fat Electrician?

  It's not about the right. It's about the ability, apparently.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, oh, now you're judging them on abilities and standards, Nick?

• 13:45Speaker 04

  Oh, gosh, who's Bill?

• 13:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, who's, who's a Bill? A T. Okay, no. Standards of swimming.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  We, we kind of talked earlier. No, how much do you guys do police together?

• 13:57The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, how, how, how much do you police together?

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Well, we try not to please each other. Is that what you said? Please each other?

• 14:03The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  Okay, good. Yeah.

• 14:04Speaker 04

  Not that often. Our paths don't cross too.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  Not anymore.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  No, they occasionally did in the early days and then sometimes I would rub off on Joe, like the, the scroll.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  What?

• 14:18Speaker 04

  Remember the scroll?

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know the scroll, but why are you rubbing off on me?

• 14:22Speaker 04

  Cause we're gay.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 14:23Speaker 04

  Look at our hats.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  He's right. So absolutely correct.

• 14:26The Fat Electrician?

  They are matching.

• 14:28Speaker 02

  Rich taught me a few things about issuing tickets and citations.

• 14:31Speaker 04

  It's true.

• 14:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. When people are like, you're, you're gonna throw the book at me? Yeah, absolutely. 100%. I've looked up every subsection and you're deserving of each of these. New, New York State is not going to hold you accountable for any of these. You'll pay a small service thing and you'll be like, oh, I'm gonna beat the charge. You ain't beating the ride. And we have to have a sanction involved with our negative impact. Oh my God, like you committed a crime. Like, yeah, I can't take you to jail. However, neat, these are traffic tickets which you can't avoid. So here you go.

• 14:59The Fat Electrician?

  Print. Chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica, chica.

• 15:03Speaker 02

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 15:06Speaker 02

  Replicate.

• 15:07The Fat Electrician?

  Hey, you ever just wake up and felt like your mattress sucks and it beat your ass, punched you in the face?

• 15:12Speaker 02

  That's crazy. Does the mattress also [__] your mom? You ever wake up feeling like you slept in a swamp because you're disgusting nasty ball sweat? I see most of you on Reddit, so I know you have.

• 15:24The Fat Electrician?

  Time to break up with that mattress.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Get divorced from your mattress. Get a ghost bed. [__] that hoe. You're worth more. You're so strong.

• 15:32The Fat Electrician?

  Well, guess what? Ghostbed just launched their new mattress line.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  It's designed to keep you cool, supported in all the right areas. If you catch my drift, you're giant [__] hog and help you get sleep.

• 15:43The Fat Electrician?

  These beds are built with its patented cooling technology, Brandon.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  So you can keep your giant [__] hog cool.

• 15:50The Fat Electrician?

  Did you know they're built to last?

• 15:52Speaker 02

  That's right. None of that dripping of your nonsense. Every mattress has a 20 or 25 year warranty. That means if I bought one today, it will outlive me before the warranty expires. I don't have much time left. Especially with as much as you smoke. Way to make it real, Brandon.

• 16:09The Fat Electrician?

  Plus 101 night sleep trial. Don't love it? Send that [__] back. 101 nights. That's three months risk free. They got the full setup, adjustable bases and pillows.

• 16:20Speaker 04

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• 16:40The Fat Electrician?

  Hey, go use code unsub.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  What's happening? What's going on?

• 16:44The Fat Electrician?

  That's ghostbed.com/ unsubscribe. Use code unsubscribe.

• 16:48Speaker 04

  Sleep better, stay cooler.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  This is a threat.

• 16:51The Fat Electrician?

  I know what I want to ask Joe about. How do you feel about flock cameras?

• 16:55The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, he loves them.

• 16:56Speaker 02

  Oh my God, seriously?

• 16:57The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 16:58Speaker 04

  He said they're used.

• 16:59The Fat Electrician?

  As Rich says, if you're not doing anything wrong, what's the big deal?

• 17:03Speaker 04

  You're gonna get me to lose followers.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 17:08Speaker 04

  That's the bridge too far. The bridge too far is people are gonna be like, wait a second, you like some? No.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  No.

• 17:13The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  All right.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  We're gonna start off. Do we do it dramatically or do we just jump right in?

• 17:20Speaker 04

  You're gonna do the devil's advocate, which is why I love you. Go on, do it.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  So devil's advocate, as a law enforcement officer, I'm here to protect.

• 17:25The Fat Electrician?

  As Joe says.

• 17:27Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  It's, it's Officer [__] who's staying in New York, so it's also.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  Nope.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 17:33The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, see, Rich says you can't. Okay, see, don't delete that.

• 17:36Speaker 04

  Thing. You said your last name.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  Fuck me. Officer Eli says.

• 17:40Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can change it.

• 17:42The Fat Electrician?

  Hattie Part.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  Hi, I'm Nick Eli. All right, cool.

• 17:45The Fat Electrician?

  Sounds like a slur.

• 17:48Speaker 04

  I don't know why that sounded bad to me, but.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  Nick Eli?

• 17:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  Dirty Nick Eli's. Nikolai?

• 17:53Speaker 04

  Now, Nick Eli, you have to sound him out.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  So now we're all Russian police officers. Anyways, this is good with government overreach. I feel like this is appropriate. So flock cameras as intended, which is mostly abused by government. And we all know this. I feel like it should protect people. We have a little bubble. We talked about this before. You guys are going to bed at night. You put your little head on the pillow and go, oh my God, I'm sleeping so safe. Because nobody's violated your little bubble of protection. But then somebody goes into your car. Your wife wakes up and you're like, oh, man, they stole my thing. And then this and the kids gift cards and all the things. Now you can't go to bed at night. It's like a real dude going, man, people are skulking around my property trying to take my shit.

• 18:34Speaker 04

  You have no idea how many guns and how excited I'd be about that situation.

• 18:37Speaker 02

  We all welcome.

• 18:39Speaker 04

  That would be.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  Right now.

• 18:41Speaker 04

  I'm doing nice.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  As we sit here, each of you guys are fantasizing about your $2,000 helmet with the $40,000 worth of nods. And the $6,000 worth of gun you're about to bring out with the suppressor back, whack, whack, whack, whack, right?

• 18:53Speaker 04

  I'm gonna just be like, okay, we got, let's bring up all my video feeds around my house.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  So. The average person lives a life that is blind to what most preparedness people like are viewing to. So flock cameras in real time, catch it real criminals. Somebody's breaking in and I'm like, oh my God, like somebody just stole my car. What kind of car do you have, man? Okay. I have a red, whatever. AI technology, red, whatever type it in, we find it. It blasts past a flock camera. I can increase the area which we look at flock cameras. Not just our little town, but the state, not the whole state, but the entire effing US. Whoever has a flock camera, it's all connected. Seems very genuine. We're going to catch the bad guy. Now, what I've kind of figured out and people have enlightened me to. Government's selling the data. All the data.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  Whether you walked by a flock camera with your phone in your pocket. It's like, hey, to.

• 19:44Speaker 04

  It's not restricted. It's like, it knows you as an individual.

• 19:48Speaker 02

  100% dude. And. Initially, I was like, oh, people don't like flock because in real life they're catching you. And if you download Farmville and other apps, you're giving up all your information after what, you know what I mean?

• 20:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  Like, oh, do terms of condition, sure, except I just want to gamble online. I just want to do a thing. But. Flock seems to be privatizing and bypassing your fourth amendment rights.

• 20:14The Fat Electrician?

  The part that bothers me is I have zero faith in the government, especially, especially you guys where you're at New York.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  You guys.

• 20:22The Fat Electrician?

  New Yorkers.

• 20:23Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 20:23The Fat Electrician?

  I have zero faith in your government, letting you actually use it to its potential of how it's supposed to be used.

• 20:30Speaker 02

  So they allow us to?

• 20:32The Fat Electrician?

  No, I'm just saying like, they will fucking be like. They're going to put you guys on the job with access to flock cameras.

• 20:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:39The Fat Electrician?

  And you are going to find the motherfucker that stole my shit.

• 20:42Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 20:43The Fat Electrician?

  And then your DA is going to be like.

• 20:45Speaker 04

  They're off.

• 20:46The Fat Electrician?

  Let him go.

• 20:46Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:47The Fat Electrician?

  That's, that's my issue. I have zero faith in the system following through with doing it.

• 20:52Speaker 02

  As we move past like.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  And then it's pointless when you look at it.

• 20:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:57Speaker 04

  It's like, oh, he's gone anyway.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  Work, right? I violated.

• 21:01The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, literally, as far as I'm here, the best case scenario, all flock does for me is I now know. Who stole my shit? I still don't get it back. He doesn't get in trouble. Now I'm just more upset.

• 21:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:12The Fat Electrician?

  Now I'm more upset.

• 21:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, so giving away more of my data for the, that exact same information that we would have got with just normal license plate readers.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Or security cameras, right?

• 21:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  That are not actively or aggressively sucking up all your data from your phone. Fun part about flock, right? Do you think we would need flock if we had people with multiple thousand dollar headsets? Night vision. Judiciously issuing accountability? So if the person breaking into your car that you could see on your phone from your own cameras that you bought, they're not connected to anything.

• 21:44The Fat Electrician?

  Fat.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Fat. Do, will we have that problem? If, if people were to quote around and find out in your driveway, the incident, the crime was happening. And then the officer that investigated was like, hey, listen. I understand they were trying to come after your family and take your property, life, liberty and property, right?

• 22:00The Fat Electrician?

  Counteroffer. You don't even have to shoot the guy. I have a full faith the issue would get very, very minimalized if. The first time you guys caught him, the DA would just fucking actually punish people and start letting them go right away again.

• 22:13Speaker 04

  Well, so the DA doesn't do the punishment. The DA is the prosecution. It's the judges.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Nope. Actually, I can.

• 22:19The Fat Electrician?

  DA can also decide to not take.

• 22:21Speaker 04

  I agree with this. Yes. Or give plea deals. And we're currently in a world in Erie County where. Uh. District Attorney Kane will plea deal the shit out of everything. And. You're just like, yeah, whatever. Stout, right? Brandon's the thing. Okay. So she, um, she represented a convicted child abuser. To regain. Uh.

• 22:44Speaker 02

  Custody.

• 22:45Speaker 04

  Custody of his child that he abused.

• 22:47The Fat Electrician?

  Why are we not blasting this everywhere?

• 22:49Speaker 04

  We're waiting for the moment.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  It's coming out, but we understand what convicted means, right? Yeah, under reasonable doubt, went through indictment.

• 22:55Speaker 04

  Everybody said, you did it. You know, you beat. I'm five, you're you, you beat the shit out of me. And then you go to jail for it or pay your fine or on probation, whatever. And then sometime later you go, hey, I want to see my kid. The one that I beat the shit out of, the one that should be protected and not really see me or should see me supervised. And she's like. I want to take that man out as a client. Kind of an issue. Cause she's like, what? Trying to protect families, right? Cause guns are bad.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  2025, by the way.

• 23:25Speaker 04

  Remove that, by the way.

• 23:26The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that's recent.

• 23:26Speaker 04

  This is.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  This is not.

• 23:28Speaker 04

  This is recent.

• 23:29The Fat Electrician?

  Boral.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  You don't have to dig. This is surface level information.

• 23:34Speaker 04

  I was like, holy shit. I guarantee you she calls files, um, minor retract.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  Maps.

• 23:40Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, God.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:43Speaker 04

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• 23:52Speaker 05

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• 24:02Speaker 04

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• 24:16Speaker 02

  Prow.

• 24:16Speaker 04

  Well, she's just hungry. I never saw, I think the only thing she works out are her gums. Cause those things stick further out than her, from her fucking teeth and his forehead. Mr. Ed.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  I was thinking more like a walrus type of situation.

• 24:29The Fat Electrician?

  I love the comments that are just like, wow, you're criticizing her appearance. Unpopular opinion, yeah. If you can't control what you shove in your fucking face, why do you think you should control the country? You can't take care of yourself. You cannot take care of yourself. But now. Now you want to take care of Americans.

• 24:49Speaker 02

  Come on. No self-control whatsoever.

• 24:51Speaker 04

  When people say, oh, I can't believe you were attacking her appearance. I'm not making fun of like the amount of makeup that she's wearing. I'm, I'm making fun of the fact that she can't fit through a normal door.

• 25:00The Fat Electrician?

  The one thing you are complete.

• 25:02Speaker 04

  That's different.

• 25:03The Fat Electrician?

  Complete control.

• 25:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:04The Fat Electrician?

  Laws of thermodynamics aren't a crazy thing.

• 25:07Speaker 04

  The amount of shit you shove in your mouth.

• 25:08The Fat Electrician?

  And the other part is like. We didn't start it.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  We didn't start the fire.

• 25:13The Fat Electrician?

  Nobody, nobody mentioned her weight publicly.

• 25:17Speaker 04

  Publicly.

• 25:17The Fat Electrician?

  Publicly.

• 25:18Speaker 04

  Things by closed doors out of respect.

• 25:20The Fat Electrician?

  She started lying and saying that Brandon was a fucking neo-Nazi, which is objectively a lie. Misrepresented it. So she gets to lie about my friend. I'm completely justified in telling the truth about you.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 25:34Speaker 04

  That you have no.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  Her caloric intake is massive.

• 25:38The Fat Electrician?

  Bro.

• 25:38Speaker 04

  It's a cold where you can't stop something where your brain, you're like impulse control. She's got no impulse control.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Well, emotional regulation, impulse control, zero, right?

• 25:47Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  And then we're going to be like, oh, I need to make a logical decision, but I'm also going to let my Twinkie make the decision. I don't, I don't agree with that.

• 25:53The Fat Electrician?

  It's not my fault. Who I am, you have to accept.

• 25:54Speaker 02

  The sugar is making me bomb somebody. Yeah, no.

• 25:57Speaker 04

  I will never understand how, uh, it. Where was it? Post just the other day? It was a huge lady in front of the statue or the, uh. Paris, um.

• 26:09Speaker 02

  I feel power.

• 26:10Speaker 04

  She's like, I'm here. She's in one of the like, mm, mobile chairs.

• 26:14Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  And the comments, you open those comments up. It's like, well, everyone knows you're American.

• 26:20Speaker 04

  And that's the fucking why. Yeah. And that's all it takes. It's like, you already know, just hands down. You, if it's super fat like that, it's an American visiting your country, which is wild.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  We have judgment.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  Where everybody knows how well off you are across the world.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  That fat guy's rich.

• 26:38Speaker 04

  Disgusting slob because we live in excess. Shut up, you European trash.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  Starving and you're like, oh, man.

• 26:44The Fat Electrician?

  What's the?

• 26:45Speaker 02

  Could be starving, but still hungry.

• 26:47The Fat Electrician?

  Bell curve of.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:49The Fat Electrician?

  It's like the bell curve of like poverty. But it's, it's size, like really, really poor people. Super skinny.

• 26:57Speaker 04

  Really?

• 26:58The Fat Electrician?

  Medium, medium, poor people, morbidly obese. As you get more money, you can afford a zepic and you get skinny again.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  You're right here.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  I'm looking at the diagram. It's more of a circle, not a bell curve. And yeah, depressions.

• 27:18Speaker 04

  There's a hole in the middle. It's a donut.

• 27:21The Fat Electrician?

  I will never understand it. That's the one thing I'm just like, it's not that hard. You can do like bare minimum and be fine. To get to that size is a.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  It doesn't happen overnight. It's definitely a dedicated. I didn't do nothing, right?

• 27:33Speaker 04

  Fucking three hundred pounds overweight doesn't happen overnight.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  No, none of it happens.

• 27:37Speaker 04

  The only thing she's committed to is her caloric intake.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. It's not an accident. It's not like I ate one extra drink or a Twinkie. I'm like, oh my God, I'm so fat today. No, it's a consistent behavioral pattern over a period of time that delineates fat from skinny, right? I can wake up and go to the gym every day and sweat in Texas. Yeah, it's fucking hot down here, by the way. Can you do something about that?

• 28:00Speaker 04

  We did a garage workout.

• 28:02Speaker 02

  It was wet. Yeah.

• 28:04Speaker 04

  Oh, no. It was.

• 28:05The Fat Electrician?

  And you did in the morning too, which is the cool time of the day.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  It's inappropriate. It was not cool.

• 28:13The Fat Electrician?

  Well, you get like, again, to get to that size, you have to put in effort. And if you're eating clean and healthy, oh, if you're eating clean and healthy, that's a lot of food. Anyone that eats clean and healthy, that is a lot of calories.

• 28:26Speaker 04

  I don't know that it's possible if you're eating clean food to get that big.

• 28:29The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, four thousand calories of healthy food.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  Rice and meat would be insane.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Pounds of lettuce, six pounds of strawberries. We're not even doing the math.

• 28:39The Fat Electrician?

  It's enough. It's enough meat and rice to put Chipotle out of business.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Did you guys ever look at strawberries? I did this for my daughters. I had to. I was like, oh, oh, how many calories are these strawberries? Three hundred and fifty calories. It was like a pint of strawberries. They're full. Like, it's a massive quantity of fruit. That's three hundred and fifty calories.

• 28:58The Fat Electrician?

  Four thousand.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  For a meal? Like, that's insane, right? And then we look at fiber. I don't even get into fiber because these kids like, they shit like it's their job.

• 29:06The Fat Electrician?

  It's four, four and a half pounds of chicken for four thousand calories.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  Who's doing that? Yeah.

• 29:15The Fat Electrician?

  Like full ass chickens, dude.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  That's, that would literally be my daily caloric intake. It's like four thousand calories. So like one full rotisserie chicken, that would take me, I could, I can eat a whole, I've eaten a full rotisserie chicken in a day. As long as, as well as vegetables and like a little something extra, right? But I'm also like, I burn.

• 29:36The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna be honest, I don't, you think a rotisserie chicken would be four?

• 29:40Speaker 04

  No, I don't believe you.

• 29:41The Fat Electrician?

  I think it's like four pounds, right?

• 29:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, but four pounds.

• 29:44The Fat Electrician?

  It's like a rotisserie chicken.

• 29:45Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no bones.

• 29:46The Fat Electrician?

  Straight meat?

• 29:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, straight meat.

• 29:47The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know that a rotisserie chicken is four pounds. Think of a chub of beef, like a one pound chub of beef.

• 29:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:53The Fat Electrician?

  Four of those. I don't think there's that much chicken on a.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  Four pounds of fuck.

• 29:56The Fat Electrician?

  No, you can't. I'm saying, I think that the chicken is at four pounds.

• 30:00Speaker 04

  Ounce steak. That's two pounds.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  What did John Candy eat?

• 30:04Speaker 04

  Seven.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Thirty-two ounce steak. Now you're looking at a seventy ounce, which is like those record eating an hour, which people can't do. Now you're at four pounds of fucking meat.

• 30:14Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, but the horn, horn, but that's a day. Like, that's a day.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  Date night, date night.

• 30:18The Fat Electrician?

  That's like, like four pounds of steak is, like, as this picture shows.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  I need, I need reference or context. I need reference.

• 30:27The Fat Electrician?

  But that's.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  It's beautiful though.

• 30:29The Fat Electrician?

  You're eating the whole thing throughout the day. Okay, there. Four pound ribeye.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  That's hot. That.

• 30:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's very doable. It looks like a tomahawk.

• 30:36The Fat Electrician?

  But that, imagine that every day and then that's just. And that's without sides or anything. Like, you have to eat all of that and that is it. Now you.

• 30:43Speaker 04

  She's got sides.

• 30:45Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. Yeah, she's got more sides than she does front and back. She's got more sides than she's got fronts, more sides than she's got backs. I was trying to be respectful. We were talking about calories.

• 30:55Speaker 04

  I never met a woman that needed a bra for her back folds.

• 31:00Speaker 04

  I'm just saying, I never met one. And I didn't say that it was her. I just said, I never met one.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  She's got six sets.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. You ever, you ever see the amount of nipples that like a fat female dog has after they let out a litter of puppies?

• 31:11Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 31:11Speaker 04

  What her back looks like.

• 31:13The Fat Electrician?

  Still my favorite tattoo.

• 31:14Speaker 04

  Sets and nipples.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 31:15The Fat Electrician?

  Dog tits tattoos, my favorite.

• 31:17Speaker 02

  Oh, God. All right. So.

• 31:19Speaker 04

  And the gums of a thirty year old golden retriever.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Can I share a dog boob story?

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, I guess.

• 31:25Speaker 02

  Okay, cool. We're here. All right. So I was working out my gym. I built a gym in my garage.

• 31:30The Fat Electrician?

  This is going somewhere, right?

• 31:31Speaker 02

  Oh, it can be. Yeah. My wife's just, she loves animals, so we're gonna foster everything.

• 31:36Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 31:36Speaker 02

  She fostered a mom. We have seven puppies. This mom's out there in the garage. This little mom puppy runs across my face. I get slapped with six tits. Six puppy tits.

• 31:48Speaker 04

  Hold on a second.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  Across my face.

• 31:49Speaker 04

  Hold on. I'm confused and I'm trying to verify because you're saying mom puppy tits.

• 31:54The Fat Electrician?

  Thank you.

• 31:54Speaker 04

  Are you saying that there is a female dog that has had a litter of puppies?

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 31:59Speaker 04

  That have sucked on the nipples?

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 32:01Speaker 04

  And now everybody's seen female dogs that have had a litter, they got saggy boobs.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right.

• 32:06Speaker 04

  And now this dog is just like, oh, hey, this guy's lying on the ground. Let me let him motorboat boat four sets of tits.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  I don't think she, literally, you motor boated. No, she.

• 32:17Speaker 04

  You motor boated four sets of bitch tits.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  Me.

• 32:19Speaker 04

  You motor boated four sets of bitch tits.

• 32:22Speaker 02

  No.

• 32:22The Fat Electrician?

  I just picture him like laying down and the dog gets that slow motion jump like this. And his nipple is hitting his face.

• 32:31The Fat Electrician?

  Down the line.

• 32:32Speaker 02

  You are absolutely correct.

• 32:33The Fat Electrician?

  It's like the inflatable things you run through at football practice.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  The first set hits. Yeah, yes. One hundred percent. We're slow motion. I'm like, is this really happening? The first set hit, the second set, and then the third set runs across my face. I'm like, I'm fucking done. I just got humiliated.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  I mean, at that point, I would just accept the spot that you're at.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  No, I jumped up like it was guilty. I'm like, I gotta go tell my wife. I'm like, you're a fucking dog.

• 33:05Speaker 04

  I cheated on you.

• 33:07Speaker 02

  The dog just took advantage of me. Like, this is fucked up. Like, how do I get past this? There's nothing. I'm like, honey, I didn't mean it. Like, I don't want to be around.

• 33:15Speaker 04

  That's a smart way to get rid of an animal that you don't like. Honey, it's hitting on me. I think it's trying, I think it's trying to replace you.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  And then she chokes it with my exercise bands?

• 33:23Speaker 04

  Yep, there you go.

• 33:24Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 33:25The Fat Electrician?

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• 34:08The Fat Electrician?

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• 34:53The Fat Electrician?

  And if you've never tried Manscaped before, the Lawn Mower Ultra Gen Six is easily the most advanced body groomer they have ever made. Head to manscaped.com and use code UNSUB to get fifteen percent off plus free shipping at checkout. That's fifteen percent off plus free shipping with code UNSUB at manscaped.com. Or if you need it today, it is available over at Best Buy. I like, that has become a whole ass thing, which I don't know by the time this comes out is you get to see the fucking dichotomy of, of women on that one.

• 35:24Speaker 04

  White wine, white wine moms.

• 35:27Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Box wine. Yeah.

• 35:28The Fat Electrician?

  We are all.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  Where are you?

• 35:30The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, the comedian girl that she got like.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 35:34The Fat Electrician?

  Let go, but she.

• 35:36Speaker 04

  What?

• 35:36The Fat Electrician?

  She's writing or she's holding her kid and she's trying to be relatable. And what's the girl's name that did it? Lindsay something?

• 35:43Speaker 02

  Lindsay Clancy.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  She's the one that did the actual murder.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  The one that actually admitted to killing her kids, but pleads insanity. So I killed my children, the three of them.

• 35:53The Fat Electrician?

  Which is.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  And I stipulated to in court.

• 35:55The Fat Electrician?

  Which is just a way to get out of the death penalty.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 35:58The Fat Electrician?

  Essentially, yes.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  So, yeah, if we boil it down, yeah.

• 36:01Speaker 04

  I don't believe that the state that she's in has the death penalty.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not culpable. I'm not gonna.

• 36:05The Fat Electrician?

  But even like for me, it's if you flip this, we never seen compassion if a dude killed three of his kids.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  Oh, get fucked, man.

• 36:13The Fat Electrician?

  We would never see a, how much is the?

• 36:17Speaker 02

  The bail.

• 36:17The Fat Electrician?

  Go.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  Oh, one million.

• 36:19Speaker 04

  Go fund me for the family?

• 36:20The Fat Electrician?

  Eight hundred thousand.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  Hundred grand last I checked, yeah.

• 36:22Speaker 04

  I think it's surpassed a million.

• 36:23The Fat Electrician?

  For her.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  For her family.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  He openly admits to strangling.

• 36:27The Fat Electrician?

  Family. What family?

• 36:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, the one that she killed. We're gonna make really shiny stones? Is that what we're gonna do? No, we should give it to dad.

• 36:35The Fat Electrician?

  Look at him, his vases, okay? Expensive vases.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  You saw that? I saw that too. I'm like, that bitch is crazy.

• 36:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:42Speaker 02

  How do you disassociate that bad as a therapist or anything else?

• 36:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 36:46Speaker 02

  So if we thought about this, I've been on several and I've seen them at work. It takes a lot to end a human life.

• 36:54Speaker 04

  Joe talked them into it.

• 36:57The Fat Electrician?

  We know Rich does.

• 36:58Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 37:01Speaker 04

  Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't convince him to do it, but I will say that my questioning may have led to that decision.

• 37:10The Fat Electrician?

  You've done it twice.

• 37:11Speaker 02

  Hey, I see we've come to the same conclusion.

• 37:14The Fat Electrician?

  I swear it's a running joke. He's done it multiple times now.

• 37:16Speaker 04

  No, my buddy.

• 37:17The Fat Electrician?

  That was his buddy, the Slim Rap.

• 37:19Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:19The Fat Electrician?

  Slim Rap. No, I've only done it once.

• 37:21Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 37:23The Fat Electrician?

  I've only done it once.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  Goddamn, dude.

• 37:27The Fat Electrician?

  But yeah, the, the, that whole thing, she got, oh, it was a comedian, female writer that does a whole bunch of shit with news and all that. She has her newborn walking by a.

• 37:37Speaker 02

  Wood chipper.

• 37:38The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, that one. And she's like, I get it. Lindsay and when your mom and you're just like, who else? You just tripping. Oh, my God. I tripped and my baby just tossed into the wood shredder. Oh.

• 37:51Speaker 04

  Oh, I get you. Like, I get it. That's the video.

• 37:57Speaker 04

  She deleted her account, by the way.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  For the second and third orders of effects here. Wha- what are your thoughts? I have to ask, I gotta find out.

• 38:07Speaker 04

  Well, I think she's conflating two separate things. One is the, um, I forget what it's actually called. It's called intrusive thoughts. One is called intrusive thoughts, and that's what we all have. What if I just turned my car into oncoming traffic? Not, I plan on doing it.

• 38:21Speaker 02

  The void, though. When you want to yourself.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  No, it's not. No, no, no, it's not.

• 38:25Speaker 02

  The call of the void. The call of the void is when you want to harm yourself. You're like, eh, what if I just yank the wheel and off myself?

• 38:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I'm not saying that you want to. I'm saying intrusive thoughts are you thinking about it, right? I'm thinking about, oh, I'm just driving and driving. What if I just fucking turn?

• 38:42Speaker 04

  That's an intrusive thought. An intrusive thought. I walk by a, a wood chipper and holding my baby. I'm like, oh my God, what if I threw this baby in there? Oh, oh my God, oh, I can only imagine. She's trying to compare that to the lie that Lindsay Clancy is trying to portray that she was under a postpartum psychosis. And I say lie because my wife is a psych NP and based on her viewing of all this, uh, true crime footage, which by the way is rooting white women as much as, uh, OnlyFans is and Feet Finders. Uh, she goes, no, there's no way that she had postpartum psychosis because that, the way that she describes her psychosis is not psychosis. So anyway,

• 39:23Speaker 04

  that comedian is misconstruing intrusive thoughts for postpartum psychosis. Which by the way, Lindsay Clancy did not have and saying, I get Lindsay Clancy. No, you fucking moron. You're so far off because those two things are two different things. And Lindsay Clancy didn't have postpartum psychosis because she's she doesn't understand what it is and is lying. So then she's not that much of a monster in the public eye.

• 39:50Speaker 02

  Sounds like you don't understand mental load.

• 39:53The Fat Electrician?

  You just, the husband really didn't do anything. He took like, what, only six months per turn to leave?

• 40:02Speaker 04

  Higher than nanny. I'm like, he was doing a lot for, I mean, just everything.

• 40:07Speaker 02

  You know what? You sound like a chauvinist. Okay. Like, I'm really not.

• 40:10Speaker 04

  What kind of car did she drive?

• 40:14Speaker 02

  Probably not. Probably not. Like, he's definitely abusive at that point, right?

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• 41:16Speaker 04

  Oh, she drew, if she drove, uh, a mid to like oversized SUV, she could suck a fucking that that man didn't provide for.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  How big is the SUV? Like, two to three inches? Like, that's a big one, right?

• 41:29Speaker 04

  The lift on the SUV, two, three is massive. I mean, that would satisfy any woman that left.

• 41:36The Fat Electrician?

  Nick, how do you feel?

• 41:38The Fat Electrician?

  I fucking, I mean, I don't know. I feel like I've, I feel like I've seen the comment as the question asked and like the studies of how Gen Z is the most it's the, I think the stat is it's the first generation to be more right wing than their parents. And people are like, why is this happening? This is why. I've got horrible news for all the feminists.

• 42:04Speaker 04

  It's your fault.

• 42:05The Fat Electrician?

  You guys have taken a major fucking hit on this one. All the women justifying a woman murdering her three kids makes all of you and women as a whole look horrible. I'm not saying you are horrible. I'm saying those are the fucking optics with oh, you murdered your three kids, so we gave you $800,000 in sympathy is fucking insane behavior.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  Have you seen our vert, like, they're

• 42:30The Fat Electrician?

  Think about the feminists and all the arguments. The arguments forever have been, how dare you insinuate that women shouldn't be the president because, you know, the, the joke about how

• 42:41Speaker 04

  What I was waiting for.

• 42:42The Fat Electrician?

  She's gonna go on her period and start World War III. You can't say that our hormones make us act crazy.

• 42:47Speaker 04

  But also.

• 42:48The Fat Electrician?

  Bitch murders her three kids because her hormones are out of whack. It's okay, give her a million dollars.

• 42:53Speaker 04

  And, and then a million, and then a million videos, we're all, we all understand, we've all been there. Are you fucking high?

• 43:02Speaker 02

  You're high. That's true. That's true.

• 43:04The Fat Electrician?

  Like, this is a major fucking hit for feminism as a whole. Like, you can't undo it. I'm not.

• 43:09Speaker 04

  It started with the Me Too movement. Every man is bad. Believe all women. And every, a lot of guys were like, oh.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  I love it, but it contradicts itself.

• 43:16Speaker 04

  I don't, geez, I don't really want to fight that battle right now. Let me just sit back. And now it's like, we're all this mom that murdered her daughter. And every, everyone's like, ah, Jesus.

• 43:26The Fat Electrician?

  Who was homie that just was big? It's like, uh, with the Me Too, it's like you always believe, always believe. And then he just got hit with that.

• 43:33Speaker 04

  Oh, that skinny little, uh, blonde twink?

• 43:36The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I know who you're talking about.

• 43:37Speaker 04

  Not Harry Sisson. It's Harry Sisson's little, uh,

• 43:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the other one. I don't know. I don't care.

• 43:44The Fat Electrician?

  And that's where it's like, well, ride up and tell that. It's like, you believe them first and then he got hit with, it's like, that's not true. It's, it's not true.

• 43:57The Fat Electrician?

  Well, you said believe them first. What the fuck? And now it's like crushing.

• 44:01Speaker 02

  Here we are. Building off a Nick. Nick, if we were going to court and I had to prove that maybe my wife was incapacitated mentally or emotionally, what would you do? I'd be like, Lindsay Clancy, she stands with the girl that killed all her kids, right?

• 44:15Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  There was already a movement of men going, yep, I'm gonna hire an attorney and this is my defense. She is okay with a mom killing my children. I can't leave her alone. I can hire a nanny. I can have $400,000 a year job. I can bring home all the bacon. Yeah, well, I can't even go to CVS to get a pack of Skittles because the pack of Skittles are the thing that killed the trial, right? Based on the information handed to you from a TikToker. Do, and then the interpretation though, but not even the actual facts from the trial.

• 44:43The Fat Electrician?

  Well, and then it's remembering something sick. Like, sorry, I can't remember yesterday. I cannot tell you even our conversation we had earlier. I'd be like, ah, there was some funny jokes. What were those jokes? Are there?

• 44:55Speaker 02

  Am I right?

• 44:58Speaker 02

  I couldn't believe it, but yes.

• 44:59The Fat Electrician?

  I was like, I don't remember it. But rewinding six months ago and then trying to recall especially a terrible time. Well, I ain't gonna know.

• 45:08Speaker 02

  We know the memory, the human brain is a fluid thing. So traumatic memories are warped and they're based on perception of the person perceiving, right? So, oh, we're three years later and everyone's like, wow, you know, they interviewed her. Like, listen, she stipulated, agreed to that she did kill the children, right? In court, she signed a piece of paper, said, yeah, I did this. We're not even gonna argue the fact that this happened.

• 45:33Speaker 04

  Her defense also states that.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  Correct. But then even in court, after signing the documents previous to even getting to court, she's like, yes, I stipulate. The county does not have to prove that that happened. We're just saying that it happened because I have the sads. Like, that's fine. Cool. That's your defense. Moving on. Everyone's like, well, I don't know. Maybe Patrick did it. What? You hired a high-priced attorney, a professional in the area in which they're operating, and then nobody went over all the evidence? Negative. Your defense attorney has all the evidence. Your prosecutor has all the evidence. Everybody knows the play. They're just doing it for the show of the 12 people that are in the stand. That's it. That's all it is. Big show.

• 46:13Speaker 04

  Have you guys like heard the voice of her defense attorney? An old white guy.

• 46:17Speaker 02

  The running, Remming, Remington?

• 46:19Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  Reddington.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  But he's got like a, a very New York, New Jersey, uh, like accent. He like, when she's, when she's strangling these fucking kids, you know what I mean? The way that he talks, you're like, all right, this is very New York accent. You know, he's like, what, what are you doing this? Like, what are you doing about doing this, doing this, doing this? And I was like, okay, cool. And he gets super argumentative. And it just makes us it, it sounds like when Zach makes fun of me from being from New York. He's like, oh, you're from New York. This is, these are Italian guys in Buffalo, right? You know, that's exactly what this guy sounds like. And he's an asshole. Like, he's this loud, arrogant dude that's yelling and throwing books.

• 47:03Speaker 04

  He's like, his final, uh, closing arguments, he's like throwing books down and like causing a very dramatic scene. You know, like, oh my God, what are you doing? He's like trying to get in fights, not like literal fights, right? But he's like picking verbal fights with the, uh, medical doctors and professionals on, on both sides. Her actual doctors and also doctors that the state has brought in as like key witnesses. It's like, oh, okay. She didn't even remember what you wrote in your notes the other day. She's like, no, no, I remember what I wrote. I wrote this, but it was meant to be another thing. Like, that's they're just inappropriately written. And I know that it was wrongly written because at the time I was like, ah, that's wrong. And I just moved on. I didn't make the correction. Oh, so we just, we got notes with all these mistakes in here, huh? You were a doctor?

• 47:49Speaker 04

  You were a doctor with notes that ain't got spelling in them, huh? Is that what you is? You fucking dumb broad? And, and you're like, what the is this guy talking about? Oh, yeah. He do, he go, I'm like, I'm churching it up a little bit, but some of the rants that he goes on are insane and just like that. Oh, what? Like, do you know that she wanted crayons for his children? There's this thing. She bought chicken nuggets for the kids. He's like, you know, hey, listen, you guy, psychoanalysizer guy, right? That's what you do. You analyze thoughts.

• 48:20Speaker 02

  You analyze.

• 48:21Speaker 04

  You analyze him to psychoness, okay, this bitch. I mean, my client, right? You know she bought chicken nuggets one day? Would this dumb bitch buy kids chicken nuggets and she didn't fucking love them? And you're like, she could fucking love them one day and then kill them the next because she's a piece of shit. Like, you can get stressed out and be like, I'm just gonna kill them. And that's the wrong answer. Why, why the fuck? It was like the Johnny Depp trial where like the one

• 48:47Speaker 02

  Amber Heard?

• 48:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, Amber Heard. They're like, you know, Amber, she was wearing, uh, colloquial cream on her ride. That could cover up a black guy. Do you know what colloquial cream is? And the guy's like, I don't know. I'm fucking Johnny Depp's friend. And he, he had a New York accent too. He's like, ma'am, I don't know what. Cream you're talking about, but I got no idea what this cream is. The only time that a New York accent on a defense, I'm a guy in the stand like. He's like, honey, you asking me about this cream thirty times. I don't know what the fucking cream is. I'm just telling you, I didn't see the thing. You know, reverse it, make it the defense. And he's just like, what about these chicken nuggets? You know, and it's always horrible. It's horrible.

• 49:27The Fat Electrician?

  So.

• 49:30The Fat Electrician?

  As you're berating probably Italians and most Americans that are probably.

• 49:33Speaker 04

  I can do what I want.

• 49:35The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, he's got.

• 49:36Speaker 04

  They're not real people. They shouldn't vote.

• 49:37The Fat Electrician?

  He can say the hard I. Yeah.

• 49:40Speaker 04

  You should hear Jack talk about.

• 49:42The Fat Electrician?

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• 51:30The Fat Electrician?

  What, reading, reading the women arguing in the comment section is like. Cause I mean, like I didn't. My whole talking point was literally from a comment section of women arguing with each other of being like. You bitches are making the rest of us look fucking crazy.

• 51:48The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 51:48The Fat Electrician?

  Stop. Like you're making us look horrible. Quit. Like. They're not wrong. So Richard broke it.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  It's, it's very wiggly and turny. I don't know what happened. I didn't want to mess with it.

• 52:01The Fat Electrician?

  When I listen to the Tik Tok arguments for the different court cases, I'm like, hey, I would just like to ask you a question. What does that piece of information tell you? There was blood spatter underneath the end table. There was contact blood on the window. There was this, okay, I'm like, cool, but what does that mean? Oh, that means that Patrick could have done it. I'm like, listen, after two boxes of wine or bottles, whatever you choose to drink. And you're watching true crime, everything makes sense. I can find a hole in every argument, a plot hole in every scenario.

• 52:33Speaker 04

  And there's always.

• 52:34The Fat Electrician?

  So there's, there's an entertainment value to asking the questions, which is inquisitive, inquisitive and neat. But the other one's like, nope, she said it. She made the brat style thing. And then she did the other thing and she hung out the window and has a double mark on her elbow. Dude, there are people.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Yes, Richard. Hi, Richard. Hi. Long time listener for some color. Uh, have you seen the star racists take on this stuff?

• 53:02The Fat Electrician?

  The star racist.

• 53:03The Fat Electrician?

  Horoscope people.

• 53:04Speaker 04

  The horoscope people.

• 53:05The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, Gemini versus.

• 53:07The Fat Electrician?

  They're in a Gemini moon.

• 53:09Speaker 04

  No, I'm not. This is, go on.

• 53:11The Fat Electrician?

  Do you have a calendar here? How do we track this?

• 53:13Speaker 04

  There is literally a Tik Tok. I have it saved. It's in my, uh, Twitter feed. Cause I, um, I want to make a video on how stupid this all is. There is literally a video that has, uh, like two or three women in it that are discussing. Uh, their star signs and how.

• 53:31The Fat Electrician?

  Astrology. He's gonna poison our ears.

• 53:33Speaker 04

  And that, and this is how they know that Lindsay's innocent and the dad is likely the killer.

• 53:38The Fat Electrician?

  I hate everything.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  And it's, it's like a, it's like a compilation of like four or five of them. And in this compilation, there are two of them, two of them who have the same diagram of the star systems and like your birth. And like what goes in, what moon you're in there and your water sign, whatever, all that crap, right? And there's really like the dad, the Lindsay, the three kids, their birthdays and all these different lines. And it's a digital crazy person's red yarn dotting everything together. And they don't realize it. I'm serious. There's white women. They're like, do you see these lines? They're all connected. And I'm like, do you see all those lines on crazy persons?

• 54:20Speaker 04

  And crazy people's like walls with things that don't make sense that they're just connecting all these other things to. You look like one of those crazies and it's right over their head.

• 54:29The Fat Electrician?

  I have a question for you too.

• 54:30Speaker 04

  What answer?

• 54:31The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, cause I've heard this from nurses and I've heard it from, uh, like EMTs and other people. I want to know if cops have the same superstition. Do you guys believe that? I don't know, tweakers or whatever, people act up on full moons.

• 54:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 54:47The Fat Electrician?

  You do?

• 54:47The Fat Electrician?

  I do.

• 54:48The Fat Electrician?

  I hate this opinion. Go.

• 54:49Speaker 04

  Wait, what?

• 54:50The Fat Electrician?

  It's like, it's a well-known thing with like nurses and like. Full moons, like retirement home CNAs, they're all convinced that. And full moons make old people and people in the hospital go crazy. I used to work at a.

• 55:03Speaker 04

  What the?

• 55:04The Fat Electrician?

  I used to work, when I was in high school.

• 55:05Speaker 04

  Never heard of this.

• 55:06The Fat Electrician?

  When I was in high school, I worked in a place taking care of like severely mentally disabled people. And everybody in there was adamant that they would all act up on a full moon, like they're fucking wear tards or something. I like.

• 55:17The Fat Electrician?

  Wear tards.

• 55:19The Fat Electrician?

  It's.

• 55:21The Fat Electrician?

  Like a hundred percent.

• 55:24The Fat Electrician?

  Like it bugged the shit out of me.

• 55:26Speaker 04

  Did you coin that? That's yours? Is that you?

• 55:28The Fat Electrician?

  Everybody shut up.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  I'm just picturing like a silhouette, a moon and then.

• 55:33The Fat Electrician?

  No, no.

• 55:38Speaker 04

  One more woo.

• 55:41Speaker 04

  It's like there's specific tarnation. You're like.

• 55:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but his jaw went sideways.

• 55:49The Fat Electrician?

  Holy shit.

• 55:50The Fat Electrician?

  I believe in cycles.

• 55:52The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my God.

• 55:53The Fat Electrician?

  Whether it's the beginning of the month, when I get my prescription, I fail to take it in the middle of the month. And two weeks later, my SSRIs are not kicking in. But there is definitely a cycle and it could be full moon. I don't people, I don't think people look up and go, yep. It's a full moon. Let's, let's, let's do some wild shit tonight.

• 56:09Speaker 04

  But it's so far, is it, did you see that it's?

• 56:12The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 56:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:13The Fat Electrician?

  I, I, in my opinion, it was a self fulfilling prophecy because like I said, in the facility that I worked in. Everybody believed this shit. It was.

• 56:22The Fat Electrician?

  So they all did it.

• 56:22The Fat Electrician?

  It was like me and one other guy and a bunch of CNAs that were all women. And they would all come in and one of them would be like, Kathy, it's a full moon tonight. And then they were all.

• 56:31The Fat Electrician?

  They manifested.

• 56:32The Fat Electrician?

  Then they were all in a shitty mood and they're disabled people. They only interact with you if everybody at work is treating them like shit. Because they're assuming that they're gonna act up, they're probably gonna act up. Like it was a self fulfilling prophecy, in my opinion.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  There's no chicken nuggets tonight, guys.

• 56:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 56:50Speaker 04

  Chicken or the egg.

• 56:54The Fat Electrician?

  Flip the tables, bite people.

• 56:56Speaker 04

  I still picture they run on all fours.

• 56:58The Fat Electrician?

  Ah, man.

• 56:59Speaker 04

  Except for the ones with bad legs, just like trying.

• 57:02The Fat Electrician?

  I'm still with you on cycles and you can manifest bullshit, right? You can always do it.

• 57:07Speaker 04

  Is there some sort of like truth that like women's periods line up with the lunar calendar?

• 57:13The Fat Electrician?

  I know they will sync together.

• 57:14The Fat Electrician?

  They sync up with each other.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  They seem to be each other, but isn't there like something like the up and flow of the moon? Because if, if that is true, then.

• 57:22The Fat Electrician?

  I don't think that's what the red tide is, Richard.

• 57:24The Fat Electrician?

  No, it was in the Bible.

• 57:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's the Red Sea and Moses parted it and he's just like, this is crazy.

• 57:30The Fat Electrician?

  He's cool, bro.

• 57:31Speaker 04

  Keep him away from, keep him away from workout bands.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  I don't know why Moses is on Italian jersey, good guy, but. Big into TRX.

• 57:44The Fat Electrician?

  It's a stretch. Yeah.

• 57:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, I didn't know any of that, like the idea of moon phases, anything like.

• 57:51The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no, they definitely say that gravity plays.

• 57:55The Fat Electrician?

  I swear every time we do a podcast together, it's just some like extremely base level, common knowledge shit that you're blown away by. Every time. You didn't know what a campaign hat was?

• 58:07Speaker 04

  No.

• 58:08The Fat Electrician?

  Meanwhile, meanwhile, you know, like seventeen digits in the speed of light though, like that's what shocks me about you.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  We were kinda, and I felt like stolen. Valor for like, cause if I got a question on that, I'm like, uh, what the fuck you talking about?

• 58:22The Fat Electrician?

  Good question. Yeah.

• 58:24Speaker 04

  And I'm asking him, I'm like, well, maybe it's before my time. And Richard's like, no. I'm like, what? And I looked it up, it's like eighties. It's the eighties. It started, I'm like, man, what the? No, no, no.

• 58:36Speaker 02

  The eighteen hundreds.

• 58:38Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, another one.

• 58:39The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, he put the eighties, he forgot the.

• 58:41Speaker 04

  No, eighteen hundred one, yeah. You made it worse. You made it worse by thinking you knew, you thought you were right. As I said, I don't remember yesterday.

• 58:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:52Speaker 04

  We were so adamant about helping him learn the first time. And I was like, yes, from the eighties. No, no, you, no.

• 58:58The Fat Electrician?

  Eighteen.

• 58:58Speaker 04

  You're so smart. And that's the. This is, this is a part of you.

• 59:03The Fat Electrician?

  It's not your fault.

• 59:04Speaker 04

  Part of you.

• 59:05The Fat Electrician?

  You're a beautiful man with a ton of work.

• 59:06Speaker 04

  You are a part of US Army history. It is a part of you. And you're just like, oh, yeah, I was really wrong like three weeks ago. By the way, it only came from the nineteen eighties. No, no.

• 59:16The Fat Electrician?

  Well.

• 59:16Speaker 04

  No. Would you, would you watch like a few good men? And you were like, oh, that's it. That's, that's what it was.

• 59:22The Fat Electrician?

  It's it, officer and a gentleman.

• 59:24Speaker 04

  No, it was like the eighteen eighties. It was pre-world war one. They wore campaign hats on campaigns. And they would, they would roll the shit out of them too. Oh, they'd Ranger roll those things like it was a fucking PC.

• 59:38The Fat Electrician?

  Oh shit.

• 59:38Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. You look like some sort of weird Victorian weirdo. But yeah, and then because of the history, they were like, oh, what's, what's a way that we can differentiate, you know, our instructors and basic training from, you know, everybody else. And they're like, well, how about a cool hat? And then that kind of started like, well, green braids, you know, or special forces is pretty cool. How do we differentiate them? And they're like, you want to give them a cool hat? Like Rangers, send it to Ranger Major. How do we, how do we differentiate them? We'll give them a scroll. Well, yeah, but I mean, is everybody looking at their shoulder?

• 1:00:13The Fat Electrician?

  No, no.

• 1:00:14Speaker 04

  We should give them a cool hat. Yep.

• 1:00:16The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  Dude, that was homosexual at best.

• 1:00:54The Fat Electrician?

  You wouldn't.

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  I did not hear you.

• 1:00:55The Fat Electrician?

  Berets.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  No, fuck that dude.

• 1:00:57The Fat Electrician?

  I.

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  You don't, you earn a beret, right? It's not given to you.

• 1:01:01The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 1:01:02Speaker 02

  The brace, yeah.

• 1:01:03The Fat Electrician?

  No, he's saying.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  Before the black beret was given to everyone.

• 1:01:06The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  The black beret was originally just for Rangers.

• 1:01:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:09Speaker 04

  Which looking back at it now, I'm kind of glad that it happened because the tambouret is way cooler than a black beret.

• 1:01:14The Fat Electrician?

  The tan and maroon, like, and then green, like, those are gangster. Everyone had a black beret.

• 1:01:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, black beret, you look like those weird, you look like those weird Haitians that eat people. In gangs.

• 1:01:25Speaker 02

  Are we back to barbecuing people again?

• 1:01:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's a, there's a guy ahead of a Haitian gang that barbecues people. And of course he wears the black beret with the fucking danglies hanging out. Trash.

• 1:01:35The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, so me and Ethan went to Pittsburgh on Tuesday. Oh, what happened in Pittsburgh? Bro.

• 1:01:43The Fat Electrician?

  We, we get there. They arranged, uh, two museums, one each day. We show up to the first museum, first thing in the morning. And

• 1:01:54The Fat Electrician?

  we're there for like twenty minutes. And then Karen, fat bitch comes up like, we changed our mind. You can't film this.

• 1:02:00The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 1:02:01The Fat Electrician?

  We're like, she's like, we need to run it by our media people more. You can do it on a different day. I was like, bitch, I flew out here for this. There's not going to be a different day. You want us to do this or not? And she's like, no. It basically like told us to kick rocks. And they're like, you can still do the tour though. I was like, I'm good. Like, I don't want.

• 1:02:15The Fat Electrician?

  You flew out for this specifically?

• 1:02:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:02:18The Fat Electrician?

  And why is that? That's like, it's still one of my favorite stories. This happened to them. And then I made calls to way higher on the chain of command.

• 1:02:28The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Yeah, that's for an army base. So we didn't have that. This is just like some random bum museum. Yeah.

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  Can you give a boiled down version for Joe real quick? He doesn't know that story.

• 1:02:37The Fat Electrician?

  I'm retired.

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  Or actually, you're, you're the best viewer there.

• 1:02:40The Fat Electrician?

  He was there. So I, I, well, first I just called Nick. I'm like, hey, how'd that tour go of the base? Cause you're on what base is it?

• 1:02:46The Fat Electrician?

  Fort Sill.

• 1:02:47The Fat Electrician?

  So Fort Sill and Nick goes.

• 1:02:49The Fat Electrician?

  They're not letting us on. They changed our mind. I'm sitting in a Waffle House.

• 1:02:53The Fat Electrician?

  I go, whoa, what do you mean? That I thought they knew they've already agreed to all this.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  Go.

• 1:02:57The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, you already have an agreement in place.

• 1:03:00The Fat Electrician?

  Everyone's landed. You're, you're filming this.

• 1:03:02The Fat Electrician?

  Well, the funny part is, is you're, so you tell me, you're like, well, I got, I got Randy, I got so and so's number. I could give him a call. I go, hold. I call the army PR guy that called me and told me he was shutting us down. I was like, hey, can we do this? He's like, dude, I want you to be able to do this, but it's our, our Jag office. It's not letting us do it. They need like nine months to review it. And I'm like, hey, what? Look, man. Are you sure? Cause I'm gonna make a phone call. And he goes, I'm telling you, there's nothing you can do. I go.

• 1:03:34The Fat Electrician?

  Hmm.

• 1:03:35The Fat Electrician?

  Bet. I said it. And he goes, I hope you're right. And that was the end of the call. I tell Eli, call him.

• 1:03:44The Fat Electrician?

  I call Chief of Staff of the Army.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  The Chief of Staff of the Army.

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  Easy Karen, calling the manager of all the things.

• 1:03:53The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, I saw I, I call and then it's, hey, this is going on. They're like, well, fuck that here. We'll take care of it. I text him, I'm like, okay, it should be good. I don't know what's going on past that. And then they all show up and.

• 1:04:07The Fat Electrician?

  We, yeah, we, we show up late now. So then like, we're getting the, the museum curator. He was, he was cool as shit. They were awesome. The, uh, E six that was there with us was cool as shit. But we're like just.

• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  So real quick, he made a phone call, bypassed everything. You said, bet he called you and now you're in?

• 1:04:26The Fat Electrician?

  They, they got a call to Fort Sill that was like, this is happening right now.

• 1:04:30The Fat Electrician?

  This is DC calling.

• 1:04:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. And then we pull up and we get this tour and there's a, there was like some.

• 1:04:36The Fat Electrician?

  Full bird.

• 1:04:37The Fat Electrician?

  There's like a full bird colonel that was not walking with us, like trailing thirty feet behind us the entire time. I'm pretty sure he, he was pissed because he now had to stay late because they delayed the whole thing four hours.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  He missed dinner.

• 1:04:51The Fat Electrician?

  So we didn't get out of there till like seven o'clock at night. And he had to stay there. So I, I don't know. But yeah, we basically big dicked our way into that museum. It was hilarious.

• 1:04:59The Fat Electrician?

  Ethan, well, if you and Ethan was.

• 1:05:02The Fat Electrician?

  He was still.

• 1:05:02The Fat Electrician?

  Like, he was like, oh, can I get in trouble? I was like, I don't think they're gonna fuck with you ever now. Cause you're the one associated with it. And then you just had Chief of Staff of the Army.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  You made a call.

• 1:05:12The Fat Electrician?

  For you.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:14The Fat Electrician?

  And they were like, you just, you caused a lot of issues.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  You caused a lot of issues.

• 1:05:19The Fat Electrician?

  Happened from the side. And then everyone just went away. It's like, okay, here we go.

• 1:05:24Speaker 04

  If I'm not mistaken, that was one of the several moments in Nick and my friendship where Nick called me and said, Richard, I really wish you were here. And I was like, why? What happened? And he tells me that story and he goes, I feel like you would be talking a lot of shit to the officers that were walking around us. I go, oh, you bet your fucking ass I was.

• 1:05:44The Fat Electrician?

  Come here, fuckface.

• 1:05:45Speaker 04

  I'd be looking at that, that, that full bird colonel that's thirty fucking yards behind me like, hey, you, come here.

• 1:05:50The Fat Electrician?

  You.

• 1:05:50Speaker 04

  Come here. You're in charge, right? And you get in the fucking video, guy.

• 1:05:55The Fat Electrician?

  Guy.

• 1:05:55Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, you had a problem up until I got thirty fucking feet in front of you. And now you're not going to come talk to me? No, no, no. Come here. What's your name? What job do you do? Well, I'm going to talk to you. Yeah, real quick. Where's your sergeant major? Real quick. Yeah, you better shit. Have him show up. Send him stand up parade rest of this.

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  Maybe it's better he didn't show up.

• 1:06:13The Fat Electrician?

  No, no.

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 1:06:14The Fat Electrician?

  It would have been funny. There's just everything. Cause that's a big, I couldn't even imagine being whoever answered the phone. They're like, well, we just got a call from the Chief of Staff office and.

• 1:06:26The Fat Electrician?

  You said this is happening.

• 1:06:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  There's, we told you, no, we're gonna eat this. Yeah.

• 1:06:32The Fat Electrician?

  And you have nothing to like, as a military dude, and you're like.

• 1:06:35Speaker 02

  No, nothing. It's orders done.

• 1:06:36The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, hell, fuck me, dude.

• 1:06:38The Fat Electrician?

  What happened? I told some YouTuber called the fat electrician to kick rocks and then the joint chief called me.

• 1:06:44Speaker 02

  The boss.

• 1:06:45The Fat Electrician?

  I'm the boss.

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:47Speaker 04

  I've only seen this a couple of times. Like very rarely. And you know when it happens. And that's when you see a senior ranking person talking to a, a lower ranking person. And the lower ranking person is not at parade. Rest your attention. The lower ranking person is like this.

• 1:07:05Speaker 04

  That would have been me because in all of those moments, the lower ranking person is so right. Is so 100% right that they can go customs and courtesies out the door. Hey, yeah. Hey Sergeant Major. Yeah. Guess what? I warned you about this a couple of days ago. Now you're coming up to me with this problem that I told you we were going to solve. Listen, Sergeant First Class, hi. My name is Richard Gary. We fucking know each other. And now you're fucking, you come up to me all the time. You talk about, oh, I need family running this and all this other bullshit. And now you're, and now you're not going to do it. And now, now the problem's on your doorstep. And I tried to tell you, I tried to tell you, oh, but what do you want to do with it now? Yeah. You're gonna say you're sorry to me?

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  Trying to big dick me?

• 1:07:44Speaker 04

  Awesome. So what's going to happen now? Huh? Cause I know if I fucked up and I was talking to you like, and you were talking to me like this. I know we would have, there would be a big problem with that. Yeah, Richard, you're right. Thank you, Gary.

• 1:07:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Yeah. I wish Richard was there for this. So that was the, the long line in the waiting room. And then bam, it's over really quick. And the doctor's like, okay, tell me how you're feeling. And you're like, ah, dog. Okay. That's great. See ya. Well, that's why we started using superpower. It's a health and preventative longevity platform all on an app. Now, what does that mean? And why is it helpful? That, that I can explain way better. With that membership, you're going to be checking against 150 plus biomarkers with two different tests each year. That way you get a retest to see how your health is changing throughout the year. And that is way more information than you usually get from a single doctor's visit. This is actually true proactive preventative healthcare.

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• 1:09:38The Fat Electrician?

  We get kicked out. Rivers of Steel tells us to kick rocks. And I'm like, fuck, I call every other museum in town. Nobody will let us in on short notice, which fair. I'm, I'm calling and being like, hey, can I come right now and film, which way bigger ask than me being in comms with you for two months? And then telling me to fuck off after I fly to your fucking city.

• 1:10:00Speaker 04

  Even his wife wouldn't adhere to that. Can I come right now?

• 1:10:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:10:05Speaker 04

  You can cut that. I'm sorry. I tried too hard.

• 1:10:07The Fat Electrician?

  She would have rolled her eyes and said, hurry up.

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  Go. Andrew Dunn.

• 1:10:14Speaker 04

  You've got.

• 1:10:15The Fat Electrician?

  I hate.

• 1:10:16Speaker 02

  Hate his face.

• 1:10:19Speaker 02

  Okay. You already see it. Yeah.

• 1:10:21The Fat Electrician?

  Nick's on top like. Can I just slowly? She was like, hurry up.

• 1:10:32The Fat Electrician?

  We're sitting in this.

• 1:10:34Speaker 02

  Where are your boundaries?

• 1:10:35The Fat Electrician?

  We, we give up for a while. We just like, we go to stores. We're sitting at a fucking coffee shop and I'm like, well, we filmed the intro. That we got like the big facility in the background. We filmed the intro. We could do a funny cut in where it's like, bad news. They kicked us out. So now we're doing, I was like, we'll go do like one of those stupid eating challenges. Where we gotta try to eat like a 10 pound hamburger or whatever. We'll go do go karting, something fun. I'll get something out of this. So I Google, what's the craziest shit in Pittsburgh? That was literally what I Googled. Top search result is a Reddit thread.

• 1:11:08Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:11:09The Fat Electrician?

  What's the craziest to do in Pittsburgh? Exactly what I'm looking for.

• 1:11:12Speaker 02

  Heroin?

• 1:11:13The Fat Electrician?

  Top comment.

• 1:11:14Speaker 04

  Oh, that's a normal thing.

• 1:11:15The Fat Electrician?

  Top comment, go to St. Anthony's Chapel. Huh?

• 1:11:20Speaker 04

  That's a.

• 1:11:20The Fat Electrician?

  So I Google it.

• 1:11:21Speaker 04

  Isn't that the brewery?

• 1:11:22The Fat Electrician?

  No. St. It's a legit Catholic church. St. Anthony's Chapel is from the 1800s in Pittsburgh, old ass church in the old part of Pittsburgh. And apparently the priest there in the 1800s came from like a very wealthy German family and he collected Catholic relics.

• 1:11:44Speaker 02

  Skulls?

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  Well, it's just any.

• 1:11:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, anything. So like a Catholic relic is like bones of a saint or whatever.

• 1:11:51Speaker 04

  Something that they touched. There's different.

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:54Speaker 02

  Qualifications. Yes.

• 1:11:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So, you know, most Catholic churches have like a relic, like one. So this guy collected them and he was the priest during the 1800s when the Protestant reformation was going on. So Catholic churches were being seized by governments or taken over by Protestants. And they viewed the relics as like idolatry. So they would burn them or destroy them. So all these churches in Europe found out about this one priest in Pittsburgh over in America, and they were sending the relics to him for safekeeping. So they didn't get destroyed.

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  Oh shit.

• 1:12:29The Fat Electrician?

  This little chapel in Pittsburgh has over 5,000 relics in it.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  He curated 5,000?

• 1:12:35The Fat Electrician?

  Bro. I, I Googled this. I was like, okay, we can go see this. I Google it. They're open till three. It's like 2:48.

• 1:12:46Speaker 04

  Are you calling them?

• 1:12:47The Fat Electrician?

  Google Maps.

• 1:12:47Speaker 04

  Did you call the Pope?

• 1:12:48The Fat Electrician?

  It's seven minutes away. I go, we gotta go right now. We fucking hop in the car, drove straight there, run into like, they have like a gift store across the street. I was like, who do I need to talk to about getting a tour? And she's like, we're closing for the day. I, I know.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  I'll pay you a thousand dollars.

• 1:13:04The Fat Electrician?

  I will pay money, whatever it takes. Who do I need to talk to? And she's like, go across the street to this house, blah, blah, blah. Ask for this. We met this lady and she was awesome. She's like, can you come back at 4:30 and I can have it arranged by then? I was like, absolutely.

• 1:13:18Speaker 02

  Amazing.

• 1:13:19The Fat Electrician?

  So we got a private tour by her and the, the priest of the current priest of this chapel. And homie fucking came out swinging. We walk in and like normally a Catholic church is just like, you have the crucifix, the altar. And then there's like, I don't know, like some murals or some stained glass or whatever in the back. It is, have you ever seen a Catholic relic? They're in like little gold like frames or whatever. It is those from the floor to the 60 foot in ceilings. All the way, the whole front and down the sides of this church. And you're just like, there's so much to look at. So I mean, obviously we're only hitting the high notes.

• 1:14:01The Fat Electrician?

  He comes out swinging. He's like, yeah, he gives us a whole background story. Shows us all the stuff. And then he walks us over to the first relic. It's like, it looks like a trophy for winning a tournament. It's like this big. It's got a glass bulb with a crown on top. And inside the glass bulb, there's this like, I don't know, little stick looking thing. And he's like, yeah, so that's a thorn from the crown of thorns.

• 1:14:22Speaker 04

  Cool. What the fuck?

• 1:14:25The Fat Electrician?

  And I'm like, oh, this is turning out way better than it was going to be at some steel factory. And he keeps going. They had a piece of the manger. They had a piece of Moses's staff. They had a piece of Mary's shawl, a piece of the blanket from when Jesus was born. They had a.

• 1:14:48Speaker 04

  What a good Jewish mother saving everything like that for the future.

• 1:14:52Speaker 02

  Selling on marketplace.

• 1:14:54The Fat Electrician?

  They had a, they had five skulls. A one of them was the skull of the guy that wrote the Nicene Creed.

• 1:15:02Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:15:03The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. They had a gold sarcophagus with all of the bones of one saint. I can't remember which one. Like it was insane. And the priest was hilarious.

• 1:15:14Speaker 02

  Are you going back? Was he just having fun with it?

• 1:15:16The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, he was like, so it's St. Anthony's Chapel, right? So in St. Anthony's Chapel, they have what's called a principal relic and a principal relic means.

• 1:15:24Speaker 04

  It's the saint.

• 1:15:26The Fat Electrician?

  Well, it, it is a saint, but it also, the relic looks like what it's supposed to be. So like a lot of time a relic is like a little, a little flake of a bone.

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like you said, a piece of something.

• 1:15:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So a principal relic would be like a femur. Like it looks like, it looks like the femur. That, that would be a principal relic. So they had a principal relic. It was his molar. And they have like this dude's tooth on display in this church and the priest kept calling it the holy molar.

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  And I go, I bet he's delivering it. What we found out is these dudes are so good on camera.

• 1:16:00The Fat Electrician?

  Oh dude, he was incredible.

• 1:16:01Speaker 02

  He waited his whole life.

• 1:16:02Speaker 04

  Oh, cause he's, he's said the story a thousand times.

• 1:16:05Speaker 02

  Timing is perfect. Yeah.

• 1:16:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. And I mean, he talks to hundreds of people every, every week, you know, like he just, yeah, he was great on camera. And then

• 1:16:15The Fat Electrician?

  so then the, the weird part happens where the lady got in the tour and she, we're like, you know, we were super grateful. Like, thank you so much for letting us do this on short notice. This is a girl. She's like, we're used to this stuff. And I go, what do you mean? And she goes, people randomly just show up here. Like, I don't know why I was walking down the street, but I just wound up here and they get a tour all the time. And she's like, yeah, St. Anthony is the patron saint of lost things.

• 1:16:41Speaker 04

  Oh, no shit. Yeah. St. Anthony helped me find any, like my lost keys. St. Anthony helped me find, yeah. And it's oh my wow.

• 1:16:50The Fat Electrician?

  So there was that.

• 1:16:50Speaker 02

  God, isn't that just like so like like iconic to that of lost things? They're like, we need to send you these things before they get lost.

• 1:16:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Bro, and we just had Niels on.

• 1:17:00The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it gets worse.

• 1:17:01Speaker 04

  Go.

• 1:17:02The Fat Electrician?

  It gets worse. So then we're like super like we had a blast. Uh, it was great. And I mean, I was asking him like, I was asking him like hard questions, but I was like, you know, history guy, like not trying to be rude or disrespectful, but like, what is the vetting process for some of these things?

• 1:17:18Speaker 02

  All the items themselves.

• 1:17:19The Fat Electrician?

  You know what I mean? He's like, he's like, dude, we've just, we've had them for 2,000 years. Like we, we like that saint passed away, we kept him. Like we, we know. I was like.

• 1:17:32Speaker 02

  We're doing it to his feet.

• 1:17:33Speaker 04

  Let me just.

• 1:17:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:35Speaker 04

  There. Get rid of the rest.

• 1:17:39The Fat Electrician?

  How do you know that that's part of Joe? Well, it's Joe died and we just kept him.

• 1:17:46Speaker 04

  At what point you're like, I want his tooth.

• 1:17:50Speaker 02

  Who fights? Oh, yeah.

• 1:17:51Speaker 04

  It's like the unsub host dies and they just stay in the chair.

• 1:17:54Speaker 02

  Whoa, whoa, hold on, dude. I disagree to be a guest. This is fucked up.

• 1:17:58Speaker 04

  It's like the military, they're hand reseating pieces.

• 1:18:01Speaker 02

  Dude, there has to be, right? After 2,000 years, there has to be.

• 1:18:04The Fat Electrician?

  There was like, they were showing us, he's like, he's like, everything on display in here has a certificate of authenticity from the Vatican. And like, some of them are like literally thousands of years old.

• 1:18:14Speaker 02

  That's fucking insane.

• 1:18:15The Fat Electrician?

  It's crazy.

• 1:18:15Speaker 04

  One thing I would love to like, the Vatican vault would be insane. No one ever gets to do it.

• 1:18:20Speaker 02

  But like, if you got like one where it's like, you can do anything and you got that opportunity.

• 1:18:25The Fat Electrician?

  For sure.

• 1:18:26Speaker 02

  Instantly, I'd be like, yep. That's where I'd go. If they're hiding all the secrets.

• 1:18:30The Fat Electrician?

  It's literally like area 51, or do I want to see what the Catholics have been up to?

• 1:18:33Speaker 04

  Catholics.

• 1:18:34Speaker 02

  I want to see what the Catholics, I want to see what they've been hiding and burying and not, you know what? You know, aliens and things. That's cool, dude. That's neat. But where have we been? What have we been hiding?

• 1:18:42Speaker 04

  Why are you hiding a lot?

• 1:18:44The Fat Electrician?

  They had a piece of the cross too.

• 1:18:46Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, how did they have a, a, a piece of the crown of thorns?

• 1:18:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:50Speaker 04

  I mean, how did they not have a piece of the cross?

• 1:18:52The Fat Electrician?

  They had 22 pieces.

• 1:18:54Speaker 04

  They had half of them. They had half the fucking cross.

• 1:18:56The Fat Electrician?

  So, and those, all this happens. Oh, they're big. Yeah.

• 1:18:59Speaker 04

  Dude, yeah.

• 1:19:00The Fat Electrician?

  So all of this happens and we're super grateful and appreciative. Like I donated a bunch of money to help upkeep on the chapel. Like it was fucking awesome, especially like impromptu just made it that much more incredible. And the priest is like, I gotta, I gotta go grab something from my office. And he comes back and he has like.

• 1:19:16Speaker 04

  He's gives you a piece of my saying.

• 1:19:18The Fat Electrician?

  It looks like a, it looks like a, it looks like a.

• 1:19:21Speaker 02

  Holy molar.

• 1:19:22The Fat Electrician?

  Looks like a prayer card. And he kind of explains, he's like, well, there's, there's like levels of relics. There's a level one relic, which would be like a piece of the cross or whatever. Then there's a level two relic. And then there's a level three relic. And I forget the exact wording, but like a level three relic is basically like.

• 1:19:37Speaker 04

  They were around it.

• 1:19:38The Fat Electrician?

  Something that has touched a level one relic and like been blessed by a priest and everything. So it's a prayer card that's a picture of the thorn that's on display. And he's like, these cards have touched the thorn and been blessed. And he gave me Ethan and Finn one of these cards. Super cool.

• 1:20:02The Fat Electrician?

  Finn lost it in three minutes.

• 1:20:04Speaker 04

  Oh, my god. That is the most Finn thing.

• 1:20:09The Fat Electrician?

  And the Catholic priest is rolling. He's like, you lost, you lost it right in front of the holy molar of Saint Anthony.

• 1:20:18Speaker 04

  He lost to the church. Finn, Finn was like this.

• 1:20:22Speaker 02

  Where'd it go?

• 1:20:22Speaker 04

  Was Finn just like?

• 1:20:24The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:25Speaker 04

  Dude.

• 1:20:29Speaker 04

  I can picture Finn the second this happens and him hat. Did they give him?

• 1:20:37Speaker 02

  They gave him another one? They gave him a second chance?

• 1:20:40Speaker 04

  Saint Anthony looking down. Another one. Another one. This is why I'm here. Just asking that after losing it in front of his wife.

• 1:20:51Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:20:54The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, he lost it. Like he's like, I set it down right here and it was literally the pew directly in front of the display of Saint Anthony's molar.

• 1:21:04Speaker 02

  Hilarious.

• 1:21:04The Fat Electrician?

  And he's like, it's so ironic that you lost it right in front of the principal relic of the patron saint of lost things.

• 1:21:12Speaker 04

  The guy has a level three relic. He's like, pocket?

• 1:21:21Speaker 04

  God's like, well, fuck with you.

• 1:21:24Speaker 02

  Just faces through into the bitch.

• 1:21:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. Saint Anthony's just like, oh, this is gonna be great.

• 1:21:30Speaker 02

  They're all like, hey, did you watch this shit? Check this out.

• 1:21:34The Fat Electrician?

  Were you just giving Finn hell?

• 1:21:36Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:37Speaker 02

  So that sounds way cooler than what the other thing could have been.

• 1:21:40The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it turned out way cooler. It was the coolest part of that entire trip. It was, it was great.

• 1:21:44Speaker 04

  Saint Anthony, I gotta keep.

• 1:21:46The Fat Electrician?

  So that's gonna be coming out on, uh, habitually fat. If you want to see the whole thing.

• 1:21:49Speaker 04

  Oh, it's gonna be gold.

• 1:21:50The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, dude, it's even funnier because Ethan is like, Ethan, Ethan is not very religious and doesn't know much about like religion in general. So he's just like,

• 1:22:02The Fat Electrician?

  what?

• 1:22:03Speaker 04

  Oh dude, I bet he's just like.

• 1:22:04The Fat Electrician?

  Like he didn't even know like about relics or anything. And he's like, this is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life.

• 1:22:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. Dude, it's wild. Dude, we just had Niels on too, which he did, uh, he's a YouTuber. It's very, he knows the Bible and he knows the lore behind the Bible to a insane level. So it was crazy. That was on and then that happened right afterwards.

• 1:22:30Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:22:31Speaker 04

  Dang.

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  That is wild, man.

• 1:22:34Speaker 04

  Those are the stories I like. I'm like.

• 1:22:35Speaker 02

  He's walking around just like, where'd you get that toothpick?

• 1:22:43Speaker 02

  It was in a case.

• 1:22:45Speaker 04

  I just picked it out of the case real quick.

• 1:22:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, there's a whole.

• 1:22:49Speaker 04

  There's a whole bunch of them. I thought that we could just take these.

• 1:22:51Speaker 02

  Like 2am, wow.

• 1:22:53Speaker 04

  Are you picking your teeth with a part of the cross? No. I'm just gonna set this down.

• 1:23:02Speaker 04

  Oh, I love Finn. Well, at least you had a good fucking experience. What's your next video? Your history video that's coming out next?

• 1:23:09The Fat Electrician?

  One, uh, it's either gonna be Henry Knox or Ed Eaton, one of the two.

• 1:23:14Speaker 04

  Are you gonna do Ed?

• 1:23:15The Fat Electrician?

  He gave me permission, yeah.

• 1:23:18Speaker 04

  I, yeah.

• 1:23:19The Fat Electrician?

  So he'll be, he'll be the first person I've ever done that's still alive. So.

• 1:23:23Speaker 02

  This is the first dude you've ever done? I'm sorry.

• 1:23:26The Fat Electrician?

  That was still alive.

• 1:23:27Speaker 02

  Mature enough to handle any of that.

• 1:23:29Speaker 04

  I love how we both. We're actually covering, uh, so I talked to Ed and then, um, they do that yearly thing where they all meet together.

• 1:23:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:37Speaker 04

  So part of the veterans are veterans month. I said, uh, unsub will pave to put that together.

• 1:23:42The Fat Electrician?

  That'd be cool.

• 1:23:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. Cause I mean, all those old vets. And when you hear Ed's story, again, you have Samuel Lee Davis, Ed Eaton, both during the Vietnam, both amazing war heroes, but Jesus Christ. The polar opposites of mankind. So whores.

• 1:24:03The Fat Electrician?

  Eddie's book is so great. It's maybe my favorite war memoir.

• 1:24:09The Fat Electrician?

  He, he's self-published and he goes hard in his book. He tells.

• 1:24:13Speaker 02

  Guy that had the motorcycle?

• 1:24:14The Fat Electrician?

  He tells the whole truth.

• 1:24:16Speaker 04

  No. That was a world war. Uh, who was the dude that, no, that was a Vietnam.

• 1:24:20The Fat Electrician?

  That was a Pied Piper of Saipan, I think that you're talking about.

• 1:24:23Speaker 02

  So the guy that was just like.

• 1:24:24Speaker 04

  He gave us the actual.

• 1:24:25Speaker 02

  That pissed me off.

• 1:24:26The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that was a Pied Piper of Saipan. No, this guy's, he's still around. He's, he's awesome. But, uh, no, in his book, he's self-published and he told the whole truth, very real war memoir, doesn't like try to overly glorify himself. He's just like, yeah, I fucked this up. I got really lucky. And then he also extensively covers his pastimes when he was on leave. Yeah. Frequently, frequently.

• 1:24:49Speaker 02

  Nobody does, right?

• 1:24:50The Fat Electrician?

  Frequenting brothels.

• 1:24:53Speaker 02

  He's a connoisseur. Alright.

• 1:24:55The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, some of his stories are hilarious in that book. He's, he's got a story.

• 1:25:01Speaker 02

  Is that, is that one of the books you have over here?

• 1:25:03The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's the one on the island. Yeah.

• 1:25:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:05The Fat Electrician?

  And he's just like, yeah, we were all, me and the boys went to this brothel and, uh, it was pretty early in the night. So nobody wanted to, you know, finish early. So we were just kinda drinking and having fun. And then this one broad shows up with hair down to her knees. And then she goes in the room with some guy and then a line starts queuing up. Don't know what was going on in there, but had to have been good. So I got in the line.

• 1:25:31Speaker 02

  It's his clue. Like, hey, everybody else is doing it. I'm doing it.

• 1:25:35The Fat Electrician?

  He describes why the line, cause she had a special technique with the hair.

• 1:25:40Speaker 04

  Hey, if everybody's lying outside a restaurant, it's got good food. So if they're lying outside of a brothel, then you know.

• 1:25:46The Fat Electrician?

  I put them on. I'm wearing shorts right now. I could put them on and then I have to take them off. So you can see them unless you want my butt to talk into the microphone the entire time. I don't know how a perfect jean would feel about that. Now it's October and it's getting a little bit cooler outside. In Texas, it's like gonna be 45 degrees tonight. That's freezing. So what's that mean? You're back into your jeans. And you want to be in comfortable jeans. And you all know, when you're in the wrong pair of jeans, you get the following. Red skin from belt line, tightness in the crotch area. What I'm saying is your jeans shouldn't be distracting. So that's why the perfect jean is the pants for you. Now most jeans cut corners. We don't like that.

• 1:26:27The Fat Electrician?

  And that's why you get that reduced price reinforced belt loops. They're not snapping off. Oh, that is actually impressive. Plus my favorite part, stretchy and comfortable. Also they come with those deep pockets. So you can hold your keys, your wallet, your coins, your EDC stuff. Eli, what size do they come in though? 26 if you're very, you got that tiny, tiny waist, all the way up to 52. And then the links are 26 to 38, which is monster, just tall. And then they have six different fits. Skinny to thick. How do I get these perfect jeans, Eli? Well, our listeners get 15% off their first order.

• 1:27:11The Fat Electrician?

  Plus free shipping at theperfectjean.nyc or Google the perfect jean. And use code unsubscribe 15. That is T H E P E R F E C T J E A N. Dot N Y C or just Google it. 15% off. Use code unsubscribe 15.

• 1:27:31Speaker 04

  Dude, imagine this, because you guys probably don't know this, uh, maybe you do, but the, um, doing a call for getting circumcision during war.

• 1:27:40The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:27:43Speaker 04

  It's one of my favorite.

• 1:27:44Speaker 02

  Oh my god, yeah.

• 1:27:45Speaker 04

  It's my favorite unintentional joke that I made with you.

• 1:27:47Speaker 02

  Oh, this is good.

• 1:27:49The Fat Electrician?

  I don't recall this.

• 1:27:50Speaker 04

  Wait, it was unkind of consensual. For those of you who haven't seen it, please see it.

• 1:27:55Speaker 04

  There's a moment where I unintentionally made a joke and then you made your face. You're like, you had to go off screen.

• 1:28:04Speaker 02

  There you there? Yeah.

• 1:28:07Speaker 04

  It's about circumcision. You remember? It's very inappropriate and I didn't mean to make a joke and then I, it turned out to be quite a good joke. Rich said this.

• 1:28:22Speaker 04

  When I unintentionally make a banger of a joke, because I just, I talk all the time, you know this. When I unintentionally make a really good joke, I'll say it and then I'll go.

• 1:28:33Speaker 02

  The words left a face.

• 1:28:35Speaker 04

  That was one of those moments.

• 1:28:36Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 1:28:37The Fat Electrician?

  No, I forgot about that one.

• 1:28:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, who's the other guy? Not Ed, that you would do a story.

• 1:28:43The Fat Electrician?

  Henry Knox?

• 1:28:44Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:28:45The Fat Electrician?

  Fort Knox?

• 1:28:46Speaker 02

  See, don't know about this.

• 1:28:47The Fat Electrician?

  You don't know about Fort Knox?

• 1:28:48Speaker 04

  I do now like that, but I didn't know the dude that was.

• 1:28:51Speaker 02

  There's no gold in it.

• 1:28:52The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, Henry Knox was, he was like early twenties when the American Revolution was going on. He was a, he was a big guy. He always gets portrayed as like a fat, middle aged man and like Revolutionary War. But he was like, he was like twenties, I believe. He was like six, three, two fifty.

• 1:29:08Speaker 04

  Oh, so he was a giant.

• 1:29:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, he was huge. He was, he's described as being like overweight, but being two fifty and six, three, I can't.

• 1:29:16Speaker 02

  That's not overweight. He's big boned.

• 1:29:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, like the portrayals of him is like a potbelly dude.

• 1:29:22Speaker 02

  Especially at that time.

• 1:29:23The Fat Electrician?

  Jacked as shit to me, but what, whatever.

• 1:29:26Speaker 02

  Well, during that time, you're that, it's not, they're not fast food and shit.

• 1:29:30The Fat Electrician?

  Right, yeah.

• 1:29:30Speaker 02

  Homie's working.

• 1:29:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, homie was stacked, but he was also a fucking nerd that ran a bookstore. So he was this nerd that ran a bookstore and he was just like, as far as I could tell, he's fucking autistic about artillery. He's just autistic about military tactics. Kept getting, Henry Knox.

• 1:29:46Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:29:47The Fat Electrician?

  Kept getting all the military books he could find in his bookstore and he would read them all. About tactics and artillery and lining up fire and everything. And basically he gets in with George Washington and George Washington needs the cannons from Fort Ticonderoga. It's like, I forget, it's like six, sixty tons of cannons and ammunition. And he ends up basically figuring out how to get all of these cannons and ammo. And traverses like hundreds of miles through the winter and gets them to Washington in time to give America its first major victory during the American Revolution. And he, he winds up becoming, you know, a big deal in the military and he basically lays the groundwork for what becomes West Point.

• 1:30:33Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 1:30:34The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:35Speaker 02

  And this is just a librarian who's like, I can do this.

• 1:30:38The Fat Electrician?

  Bookstore owner.

• 1:30:41The Fat Electrician?

  It's like the biggest bro, I got you moment in history. Like, everybody's like, it's impossible to get all these cannons and everything.

• 1:30:49Speaker 04

  And he's like.

• 1:30:50The Fat Electrician?

  Down, down this trail during winter and he fucking gets it done.

• 1:30:55Speaker 02

  That shit's always wild to step up and do that. That's what blows my mind. It's like a random dude that just, I just picture Ryan's like, oh, okay. Okay, I got you. Then.

• 1:31:08Speaker 04

  He makes an entire. I'm gonna carry you.

• 1:31:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:31:13Speaker 04

  All right, I got you. I got you.

• 1:31:15Speaker 02

  They played.

• 1:31:15Speaker 04

  Stop moving. They played a video game and he's just, Eli's trying to figure it out and Ryan's just like, stop, I'll carry you. And in the game, he carries Eli's character and just beats the levels. Like, okay, that was easy.

• 1:31:28Speaker 02

  I did not. It was dude, that video today where I took Ryan, Ryan to the arcades where you can win points and immediately I was like, what, what game do you want to fucking win? Cause he's autistic with arcade games. So he's like, oh, the quarter game. Cause you shoot it and they're, they have to go into these slots. And if you get the grand prize though, it's like the size of a quarter. Ryan's second time is like, boom, okay, boom. Okay. I'm like, you weird little fuck. You do not miss that, but you get it every time. It's like a hundred points. So when we go up to buy something with the card. Ryan's like, I want a Hot Wheels car. It's two hundred points. I'm like, how many points does he have? Like nine thousand. I'm like, gee, holy,

• 1:32:10Speaker 02

  homie, what the fuck were you winning over there? So I was playing games, daddy. I'm like, okay.

• 1:32:16Speaker 04

  I just feel like Ryan misses the first one and then makes them all. He's like, Ryan, how'd you do? Not good. And you're like, why? What happened? I missed the first time.

• 1:32:24The Fat Electrician?

  I just love the notion that your kid's about to get kicked out of the arcade like an adult for counting cards.

• 1:32:31The Fat Electrician?

  Sorry, your play is too good here.

• 1:32:33Speaker 02

  You're no longer welcome.

• 1:32:35Speaker 04

  He's a much more.

• 1:32:36Speaker 02

  Boy, leave.

• 1:32:36Speaker 04

  A much more quiet Rain Man.

• 1:32:39Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:32:39Speaker 04

  You know, daddy, I don't know why Rain Man says the same thing over and over again.

• 1:32:45Speaker 02

  Got, got the.

• 1:32:46Speaker 04

  Definitely. Definitely, definitely gotta try. Definitely gotta count up to the, this man talks too much, daddy.

• 1:32:51Speaker 02

  You know, you guys see him bowling, because then we sent that video of him bowling and he does the wind up. He's like, one, two, three. And he chucks the ball. Like, I was like, what? Because every time, like you roll the ball, no, Ryan's chucking that bitch in the air. It's gonna be across the fucking floor and then it depends. And he's like, oh, I did it, daddy. I'm like, yeah.

• 1:33:12Speaker 04

  Sure did, bud.

• 1:33:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:13Speaker 04

  Dude, oh, terrible at it. Not athletic. Destroys arcade games.

• 1:33:19Speaker 02

  And bowling lanes.

• 1:33:23Speaker 04

  So many bowls after Ryan balls is just like.

• 1:33:28Speaker 04

  They make this lane on a gravel?

• 1:33:29Speaker 02

  Potholes.

• 1:33:32The Fat Electrician?

  The surface of the moon.

• 1:33:37The Fat Electrician?

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:33:39Speaker 02

  Ah, we love our kids, don't we?

• 1:33:40The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 1:33:41Speaker 02

  They're beautiful.

• 1:33:41Speaker 04

  Mister Joe, what's one of the craziest moments you've had as a police officer? We know Rich has had some amazing ones.

• 1:33:48The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's the gayest moment.

• 1:33:49Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 1:33:52Speaker 02

  So not super gay. Like I was definitely not attracted to this. We had to search a guy for drugs in his butthole. Yeah, that's where we hide things. Like, oh, these aren't my pants. Well, fuck, you're not wearing any. Where are the drugs? Yeah. Next thing you know, you're like, hey, we gotta put you in a cell. Like we're gonna detain you. And we do a little process and we kind of go through a thing and there's a squat that's involved. If you guys ever done squats, it kind of opens up different areas of view. Like, you know, you could see things.

• 1:34:21Speaker 04

  Like the duck walk.

• 1:34:22Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 1:34:23The Fat Electrician?

  So I mean, do you got like, like one of those like creepers that mechanics have?

• 1:34:27Speaker 02

  Negative.

• 1:34:27The Fat Electrician?

  Get under the car? Or like, how's that work?

• 1:34:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:34:33Speaker 04

  If Ethan was getting searched, it's gonna be just like the dog tit. It's gonna drag.

• 1:34:38The Fat Electrician?

  Joe with a creeper and a headlamp?

• 1:34:40Speaker 02

  Oh, the headlamp would have been awesome. I should have done that.

• 1:34:43Speaker 04

  Next.

• 1:34:44Speaker 02

  Next.

• 1:34:45Speaker 04

  Heavy balls.

• 1:34:50Speaker 02

  You guys, none of this is wrong. You're not.

• 1:34:53The Fat Electrician?

  I love the idea of just like, is the car oil changing?

• 1:35:00The Fat Electrician?

  Like doing the duck walk squat and Joe just on a creeper grabs your ankles.

• 1:35:07Speaker 02

  I want you to hear the impact gun.

• 1:35:11Speaker 02

  What the fuck's going on in there?

• 1:35:13Speaker 04

  He's got Pearson, sounds like care of it.

• 1:35:18Speaker 02

  So we don't do oil changes.

• 1:35:21Speaker 02

  Jesus. It's just such an innocent moment between me and a criminal. You guys are warping it for me.

• 1:35:27The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, they're squatting.

• 1:35:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, anyway, so they're squatting there. There's a bag hanging out of this dude's butthole. Like I can see there's a Ziploc bag and the plastic is there. I'm like, oh. Yeah, there's something in there. That's not natural. This is not, this is a point of origin for drugs. Pull it out. It's a bag of weed. It's all it is. Just weed. Just weed.

• 1:35:47Speaker 04

  Talk. Do you tell him you're taking? You just grab it? Is it like?

• 1:35:51Speaker 02

  I asked him to do it. I'm not doing it for him.

• 1:35:53Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:35:53Speaker 02

  Like, hey dude, um, we can obviously see that this is not what it needs to be. If you go into the cell, which we're already in, but if I close the door, now you've like smuggled drugs into a place that you can't, that becomes a different charge. But if you happen to pull it out and hand it to me, then I understand that you know that you're not supposed to have this. I get a small bag of butt weed and I have to like, get rid of it. That's cool. And we're done here. We go see the judge. He gets released. He's like, hey, can I get my weed back? I'm like, you want your ass weed? I'm like, you want the weed that was in your butt?

• 1:36:24Speaker 04

  He asked for it.

• 1:36:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, he wanted his weed back. After we put, well, he pulled it out of his butthole. He wants his weed back. And I'm just kind of like, how hard up are you?

• 1:36:34The Fat Electrician?

  Is weed even illegal in?

• 1:36:36Speaker 02

  Well, no, no, you can do whatever you want.

• 1:36:37The Fat Electrician?

  This might be the strongest argument for weed is addictive I've ever heard.

• 1:36:43Speaker 02

  It could be, but he pulled a.

• 1:36:44Speaker 04

  I like it's not illegal. It's shit.

• 1:36:48Speaker 02

  Reflex.

• 1:36:49Speaker 04

  The weird part.

• 1:36:50Speaker 02

  He's done this before.

• 1:36:51Speaker 04

  That's the weird part to me.

• 1:36:52Speaker 02

  This is not the first time.

• 1:36:54Speaker 04

  Is it illegal? Cause I thought it's good.

• 1:36:56Speaker 02

  Even when weed was illegal, that would have been a violation level amount. Like, hey, you're gonna get a parking ticket. Dude, if you get a misdemeanor amount of weed in your asshole, we, we have a problem. We have a legitimate issue. Somebody needs medical attention.

• 1:37:09Speaker 04

  Shit, I broke curfew. Put my watch up there.

• 1:37:13Speaker 02

  My watch or his watch? What watch?

• 1:37:17The Fat Electrician?

  I had so many questions now. Like what, what would you do if you were doing that and somebody had something that was completely legal? Like, like, yeah, like a Ziploc bag full of Ibuprofen.

• 1:37:30Speaker 04

  Hot Wheel cars. It's just Hot Wheel cars.

• 1:37:34The Fat Electrician?

  Why? What the?

• 1:37:36Speaker 04

  When I pulled you over, was this up there or did you do this during the stop?

• 1:37:40Speaker 02

  I have a bunch of stolen cars in my ass. I don't know, dude. Like, people don't just jump out and say that. You like Ferraris?

• 1:37:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, I got a Ferrari.

• 1:37:50Speaker 02

  But it's definitely happened to somebody. If you guys are making fun of it, somebody's definitely pulled a Ferrari out of their ass. Okay?

• 1:37:56Speaker 04

  But what do you do?

• 1:37:57Speaker 02

  Well, okay.

• 1:37:58Speaker 04

  React to? Drive a Ferrari.

• 1:37:59Speaker 02

  First of all, there's been a scenario in which I pulled people over and they're like, I have drugs on me. Like, okay. Where are they? In my vagina. Okay, kind of a surprise. I'm gonna call a lieutenant. I want another witness. I'm not gonna be a guy on the side of the road looking at a female going, you have drugs in your vagina? That's pretty wild. We need to talk about this. But also, like, I like legit, I'm like, hey dude, I didn't ask for any of this. Why do you have drugs in your vagina? Well, I'm supposed to go to jail on the weekends and, you know, we can't have drugs, but like, I was kind of like, gonna go there. I'm like, yeah, well, you're not. It's Friday. You're already supposed to be there. I literally pulled a car over. They were supposed to be in jail by seventeen hundred hours, five P M. on a Friday. We're a couple hours late. They already should have been in jail.

• 1:38:43Speaker 02

  They're in the vehicle with a couple other dudes. Like, hey, any drugs in the car? And the guys are like, no, no drugs in the car. And like, motioning to the female driver. So I ask if there's any drugs in the car. She's like, ah, there's some. She gets out of the car on the roadside, unbuttons her pants, zips. And she shows me a bag of Xanax in her vagina. And I'm like, okay, cool. I gotta get a lieutenant. This is way past what I need a witness. Call the lieutenant. I'm like, hey, sir, um, she said you had drugs? Where are the drugs? Dude, she opens her vagina. There's a little bag of drugs. Alright, everybody's going to jail tonight.

• 1:39:22Speaker 04

  Well, you watched her open her vagina?

• 1:39:24Speaker 02

  She did it, yeah. Well, I'm a witness, right? Like, I have to.

• 1:39:27Speaker 04

  Best job in the world.

• 1:39:30Speaker 02

  Dude, do gynecologists have the best job in the world? They only fix broken things.

• 1:39:33Speaker 04

  They don't find anything in there.

• 1:39:35Speaker 02

  No, no. Anyways, so she had a small bag of drugs in her vagina.

• 1:39:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, made to bring a witness.

• 1:39:42Speaker 04

  How old was she?

• 1:39:43Speaker 02

  Well, you know what?

• 1:39:44Speaker 04

  Did you count the rings?

• 1:39:46Speaker 02

  Like a tree?

• 1:39:49Speaker 04

  The labia.

• 1:39:50Speaker 02

  What are the layers? The labias are layers? What are you talking about?

• 1:39:53Speaker 04

  The ridges on the labia.

• 1:39:55Speaker 02

  I don't want to go that deep into this.

• 1:39:56Speaker 04

  You, uh, you said, what's, did somebody ever hide something legal in their butt?

• 1:40:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:40:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, they did. I can get so embarrassed for this. Getting stopped, you're like, shit.

• 1:40:16Speaker 02

  Bro, Dave, people do wild shit.

• 1:40:19Speaker 04

  This is my favorite toothpaste. We pulled over a car, uh, me and a buddy. I, I forget, I think I know who it was, but I, it was a while ago. So I, I forget if it was me and a couple people, but whatever. I end up getting, uh, one guy out of the car. And I'm talking, I'm like, hey, man, you got your I D? He's like, no, I don't have my I D. I was like, what's your name? He's like this. I go, what's your birthday? He's like this. I go, cool, how old are you? He's like,

• 1:40:42Speaker 04

  I go, oh, that's a red flag. You don't know how old you are? Which is why you do it quick. Hey, what's your name? Ah, Rich, what's your date of birth? Ah, five, five, twenty-five. You're like, okay, cool. How old are you? Like,

• 1:40:53Speaker 02

  What's the lie say?

• 1:40:54Speaker 04

  Five, five, twenty-five. I'm two, one, fuck, shit.

• 1:40:59Speaker 04

  Ah, twenty, twenty-five was last year, right? You're like, oh, yeah, okay, we got an issue here. So we're like, uh, our summons off, like, he already, we've tried to run his name and it's not coming back. I'm like, I'm pretty sure he's lying to me about his name. If he's lying to me about his name, why? Right? Probably warrants or whatever. So I, I tell him, put your hands in the back, you know, on the car, you know, I'm gonna search you. And I always like, grab a whole bunch of their shirt and twist it up. And, you know, I got a hold of him and I start patting him down and, you know, I do the inside the leg, inside the leg, and then I do the credit card sweep in between his cheeks. And as I do the credit card sweep, I feel, a credit card, or what I assume is either a credit card or an I D.

• 1:41:38Speaker 02

  Pay, dude, don't be judgy.

• 1:41:39Speaker 04

  I swipe and I, and I feel it. And, and we both, in the moment of, I'm going, oh, fuck, what is that? And he's going, oh, fuck, he felt it, right? And so what I do is, uh, if I, if I, whenever I have somebody's shirt, like, hey, just like, chill out, I'll, I'll grab their shirt and this is what I do. I go, I turn my hand like this, so I've got way more shirt. And you can feel his shirt just sliding across his body. I go, dude, I go, you're gonna pull out whatever's in your fucking ass. I go, and you're gonna do it slow. And if you do anything stupid, I'm gonna slam you on the ground and you're gonna have a bad time. That was one of my catchphrases. You're gonna have a bad time.

• 1:42:24Speaker 04

  He's like, okay. I go, what is it? And he goes, it's my I D. I go, the one I asked for earlier? He's like, yeah.

• 1:42:32Speaker 02

  The one you asked for?

• 1:42:34Speaker 04

  Right? Hey, I go, he's like, yeah. I go, does it have a, I go, cool. And, and like, he gets it out and I'm like, it's gonna have a different name on it than what you gave me, isn't it? He's like, yeah. I go, cool. I go, what's your fucking warrant for? He's like, oh, I think it's weed. And I'm like, so, that's it? So literally, and I, I'm serious. Normally, let's say that nothing happened. Hey, what's your name? Ah, my name's Gary. It's this date of birth. I run him. He's got a warrant. Hey, buddy, you got a warrant for weed? He's like, yeah, I got a warrant for weed. Alright, cool. I'm not gonna waste my day taking a weed warrant down. I'm gonna go, here's the deal. Go in Monday morning at nine thirty to court. Tell me you got a warrant you want taken care of. I go, it looks good on you, because you're turning yourself in. You won't have to even go to jail.

• 1:43:19Speaker 04

  They'll just be like, oh, you're here. That's great. Fixed. Here's your next court date. I go, but instead,

• 1:43:26Speaker 04

  you're going now. You're going because you lied to me about your name and you got your credit and you got your, your I D and your fucking crack. When I say it's in his crack, I mean, like, dude, if you would, like, you couldn't see anything, like, I did the credit card sweep between his cheeks. And as I started, I felt his cheeks go. And now it's like,

• 1:43:44Speaker 04

  and then I went up the crack. Were you fighting? Just the corner of it, because it just, it wasn't concealed in his cheek enough. I felt just the corner of it. And I was like, yeah, he pulled his I D out of his butt crack. And, uh, yeah, he had a warrant. Put in a square or in a circle.

• 1:44:00Speaker 02

  I just envisioned his butthole trying to hold the card from Rich and they're kind of fighting back and forth with his ass cheeks. Like, give me the card. No, you give me the card.

• 1:44:07Speaker 04

  I pull it too hard and too fast, so I'm like, I'm out. So I was, I let him do it. But yeah, he put his I D in his butthole. Yeah, kept it in his crack. That's wild to me, pull those like, whoop, whoop, say.

• 1:44:21Speaker 04

  I mean, I've never tried.

• 1:44:22Speaker 02

  My name is David.

• 1:44:23Speaker 04

  I feel like an I D would be sharp on that part of the body. Yes, that's what I, like, their I Ds are fucking.

• 1:44:31Speaker 02

  It's not, yeah.

• 1:44:33Speaker 04

  If you can imagine, um, Nacho Vila, Nacho Libre, when he does like the, he's leaning on the wall and his butt cheeks go, that's exactly what this guy did. And I was like,

• 1:44:50Speaker 04

  So what did that turn into afterwards? Oh, he went to jail. He went to jail because he lied about his name. You, you don't, listen.

• 1:44:55Speaker 02

  You don't get to lie.

• 1:44:56Speaker 04

  Even if it's, even if it's like a lame warrant, sometimes it's the principle of it. And it's like, you, I have to teach you not to lie to other officers. There is a moment where officer discretion is involved, where I go, hey, alright, you've got your warrant for weed. I'm not wasting my time with that today. Go turn yourself in, right? Thank you. I appreciate being honest. But then, if you lie to me about your name, that means you're a headache for somebody else down the line. No, no, no, no, no. You can't lie about your name to me. Because that means I gotta do more work. And if I gotta do more work, then you're gonna do more time. Ta-da.

• 1:45:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:45:27Speaker 04

  Get that poopy I D out of here.

• 1:45:28Speaker 02

  I just don't know what, what is different or wild or crazy.

• 1:45:32Speaker 04

  Eyes on his I D were brown.

• 1:45:36Speaker 02

  Full of shit.

• 1:45:37Speaker 04

  Holy shit, brown eye. I got it. Hey. Hey. Well, uh, what is, well, before we close this out, you've had, uh, some, uh, you're back on the unit? I'm out of, yeah, I'm out of the unit. You're out of the unit, but you're just doing fun stuff now. Oh, yeah. I know you've been rearing to tell some stories. I got two.

• 1:45:59Speaker 04

  One, I gotta wait because it's ongoing and there's, uh, the person that ended up being arrested made a complaint after making a complete confession to me. By the way, great detective. Thank you.

• 1:46:13Speaker 02

  On body cam?

• 1:46:14Speaker 04

  No, no, no. I took him into the, to the district and I questioned them. There was two in, it, long story short, there was an incident. Two people got arrested. I said, I'm gonna C Y A, bring them back to the district. I'm gonna question them. So I questioned them. And I get full confessions out of both of them. The one that ended up making a complaint to Internal Affairs later on about rightfully being arrested, about the thing that she admitted to me after being read her Miranda rights and said, no, yeah, I did it. I planned it. I did that and this and this and that. I shouldn't have. Okay. And I'm like, okay, cool. At the end of the interview, she goes, wow, you're good.

• 1:46:53Speaker 04

  Wow, you're good. And I was like, thank you.

• 1:46:57Speaker 02

  Plained?

• 1:46:58Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 1:46:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, two stars on that Yelp.

• 1:47:00Speaker 04

  Well, I even asked her, like, how were you treated today? Did you treat with respect? Are you okay? She's like, yeah, I was. I'm like, alright, cool. Which is great, because now when she goes to Internal Affairs and Internal Affairs looks at it, like, they're gonna go, wait, she said she was treated fairly and she understands she's committed and she admitted to the crime.

• 1:47:17Speaker 04

  What's she complaining about? Well, I'm being a cop. People just trying to get in trouble. Get you in trouble. Right now. Yeah. I have a case which, and this happens, it's not criminal. There's no criminal aspect to it. Right? And the basis of this complaint is that somebody went to a medical clinic and a worker at the medical clinic looked at his medical records and he didn't feel like that was appropriate. Like that was out of that person's scope. Now, that person is a supervisor in that medical clinic. They can, because they're a supervisor, they supervise all the cases that day. They can look at your record and everything in it, put your medical folder in their supervisor, right?

• 1:47:59Speaker 04

  Lots and long story short, the reason why this is an interesting story is because this person has a speech impediment from a medical condition that happened. So they can't talk well. And when I tell you trying to get a sentence out of this person is impossible? It's impossible. So I have a patrol officer come up to me. Hey detective. Hey, what's going on? It's my day one in this district. I've been there before, but it's day one back in a district. He's like, hey detective, hi, I've got this guy here. I'm like, what's up? He's like, well, he doesn't like that this person looked at his medical records, but they have a speech impediment

• 1:48:39Speaker 04

  and they're really hard to understand and they're here now. And it took me 30 minutes to get this information from them. I go, you just told it to me in five seconds. He goes, yes. Yeah. So I go, okay, well, you don't think of a tablet instead of, I'm writing this down. Okay, go on. Sorry. I'm used to, this is just my brain. If you think I didn't give this guy options to do that. I'm like, dude, he sits down next to me. He's like, I want to, uh, uh, no.

• 1:49:13Speaker 04

  I.

• 1:49:16Speaker 04

  Okay. Hold on bud. Hold on. Uh. Is he upset? No, he's just, he can't get it through because. It's a reset barrier. So again, it's called a cycle. So you go, I, I'm stumbling. Oh, okay. I'll correct. Okay. Stop, reset. I reset. So it's just a cycle. So they'll get stuck in it.

• 1:49:35Speaker 02

  He had it stuck in a loop.

• 1:49:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:49:37Speaker 02

  And he can't get past the first sentence?

• 1:49:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, ever. Words are hard, bro. Words are hard. So because of his medical condition, right? That occurred to him. He's, he has trouble like verbalizing, right? He walks around, everything's normal. It's just speech is difficult for him. I'm like, all right, dude, here's the deal. Uh, would it, would you feel better if you wrote some of this down? No. And you're like, okay, cool. What's your name? Jimmy John, Jimmy John. You're like, okay, that came fast. That's cool. It's a normal thing. Yes and no questions are easy. All right. Let's, let's try to stick with yes or no. All right. You gotta tell me something about what happened. Um.

• 1:50:13Speaker 04

  What are you upset about? Well, I.

• 1:50:18Speaker 04

  All right. So where did this happen? Well, uh, uh, 120 on this. Well, yes, no, uh, fuck.

• 1:50:29Speaker 04

  Come on. Fuck shit. I just like Richard goes like.

• 1:50:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. At what point?

• 1:50:35Speaker 04

  Just waiting and being like.

• 1:50:39Speaker 02

  What you're talking about are minimal encouragers.

• 1:50:43Speaker 04

  I can't do minimal encouragers. I can't say anything. No, you just have to sit there.

• 1:50:54Speaker 04

  This is literally like edging for solving crimes.

• 1:51:00Speaker 02

  Edging.

• 1:51:02Speaker 04

  Can I bring a pen and paper? So no, I, oh, so no. He pulls out his phone and I'm like, so what is the name of the person that did the, that has possibly offended you? Like, what is the name of this person? And he's like, and he pulls out his phone and he taps a button on his phone and it says, you know, Isabella Marie. And I'm like,

• 1:51:28Speaker 04

  can you just text it to me? You can text it to me. You've got a whole bunch of words that I see on your screen. There's more than one word on your screen that you could poke and have a fucking thing come out. Okay. Can you text it to me? No.

• 1:51:44Speaker 04

  Now I'm, now I'm like him because now I want to be like, what the fuck are we talking about? But I can't say what the fuck we're talking about. I have to go, but no, yes. Okay. So, and that's how I'm communicating with him now in broken English. Cause I can't get the words out of my mouth. Cause my words want to go like, what the fuck are we doing here?

• 1:52:05Speaker 04

  So I'm sitting here with a guy. It's 45 minutes. I'm just picturing the time, just the time lapse, the clock. While the clock goes super fast. The only word centered, yes, no. Um, I don't, well.

• 1:52:20Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 1:52:22Speaker 04

  Anyway, so.

• 1:52:25The Fat Electrician?

  Rich clocks out, comes back in the next morning, relieves the guy that relieved him.

• 1:52:31Speaker 02

  There's just two extra words on the paper. Yeah.

• 1:52:33Speaker 04

  Nice guy. Not a criminal, normal person, potential victim of a crime. I ended up kind of figuring out what it is. And like I said, it took a long time. And he didn't want to play the game that I wanted to play, which was, can you write it down? I had him write his name. I had him sign a supporting deposition after I got the full story, right? And I'm like, he signed your name so easy. Why are you fighting me on just writing shit down? You have a verbal issue. You can, you've got your phone, your finger dexterity is fine. Like, what are we doing? You're fucking killing me, guy. You're killing me. There's more to the story, which will add to how much of an issue it is. But yeah. And then I, I get to the end of it and I'm like, all right, cool.

• 1:53:16Speaker 04

  It's a supervisor in charge of a medical clinic and you don't like that they looked at something in your file. It's a supervisor of medical clinic. They have access to that. If you feel like that's a HIPAA violation, it's not criminal. I can't do anything. The guy called me up on my phone. Oh my God. He called. I have voicemails from this gentleman. I have two 45 second voicemails.

• 1:53:44Speaker 02

  Forty five minute?

• 1:53:45Speaker 04

  Forty, no, the 45 seconds. Hi, me. Um, well, it's.

• 1:53:52Speaker 02

  You're shaking your phone.

• 1:53:53Speaker 04

  My service. Call me. Thank you. Ah. I wonder who it could be.

• 1:54:00The Fat Electrician?

  He didn't leave his name and number. Is that what you told him? Sorry, I didn't call you back. I didn't know who left it.

• 1:54:07Speaker 04

  I have. Oh shit. I've got like two voicemails and then he, he showed up to the, uh, the district the other day. I'm, I'm not there. And they're like, he's here and he wants to talk to you. He wants to know like the status of his, uh, case. And I'm like, how the fuck did you get that out of him that fast? I didn't even ask how long they talked to him. I didn't even ask how long I talked to him. I go, I go, dude, I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm pretty sure it's not criminal. I don't think there's anything I can do other than he can file a HIPAA complaint, which it's not going to go anywhere because it's the supervisor of a medical clinic. Supervisor of a medical clinic can look through all of your records. They're the supervisor of the clinic. So I've got a, oh God, I have to call him up or I do, I don't want to meet with him, but I also don't want to call him. I gotta, I gotta talk to this guy again.

• 1:54:51The Fat Electrician?

  Can I watch?

• 1:54:52Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:54:53The Fat Electrician?

  Can I watch?

• 1:54:54Speaker 04

  You're not allowed.

• 1:54:55The Fat Electrician?

  Can we record it?

• 1:54:56Speaker 04

  No, you're not allowed.

• 1:54:57The Fat Electrician?

  Can we record it? Just your reaction? We'll mute.

• 1:55:02The Fat Electrician?

  We'll mute the audio. I just want to see your facial expressions.

• 1:55:05Speaker 04

  I just want a time lapse of Rich's face.

• 1:55:07Speaker 02

  A time lapse would be amazing.

• 1:55:08Speaker 04

  It's like the sweat be like forming, running down.

• 1:55:12Speaker 02

  Hardest thing's ever done.

• 1:55:13Speaker 04

  It's just defeat. It's just defeat. This is my favorite. It's like, I can't, I can't be upset with you. This is not your fault. But at the same time, why won't you work with me a little bit? Write it down. You work with your penmanship. Fine. I could read it. You've got a fucking phone. You're telling me that you just call everybody all the time? You don't text nobody? Are you telling me right now, if you want to go to Burger King with your friend, you can't just text him, I want to go to Burger King? You had to call up your friend to go, hey, uh, no, I think, uh, you want a burger? No. Yes. Okay. I hope. No, that's not how this works. At the end of all of this, you're like, hey, sorry, we can't help you. It's day 18 of having to deal with these. Like, eh, at least you tried. And he just walks out.

• 1:56:04Speaker 04

  You can't do anything either.

• 1:56:06Speaker 02

  I'm so glad you guys are on that same path. I'm like, this guy's fucking with Rich. He's definitely got Rich's guilt right now. He's just like, hey, hey, watch this guy.

• 1:56:14The Fat Electrician?

  What is that TV? There was one TV show where there's like.

• 1:56:17Speaker 04

  Monk?

• 1:56:18The Fat Electrician?

  Maybe that was, I don't know. I just remember one episode of a TV show where they're like, they go to the in-laws' house and there's like a 30 year old man that supposedly fell out of a tree when he was a kid and hit his head. And now he's like mentally disabled. He has the mentality of like a 10 year old or whatever. But he's got a crush on the dude's girlfriend. So he keeps hitting on her. Every time they're alone in the room, he hits on her. He's, he's been faking his disability for 20 years and he's actually just a 30 year old man. And like, everybody thinks the girlfriend's crazy because she's like, he's talking to me like a normal person and nobody believes her.

• 1:56:51Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. Maybe it's like walking out. He's like, hey, sweet tits.

• 1:56:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:56:57Speaker 04

  Oh, Charlie's happy.

• 1:57:01Speaker 04

  That's part of the fun thing that I'll tell you after this is over.

• 1:57:04Speaker 02

  The gaslighting?

• 1:57:05Speaker 04

  I can't, yeah, there's an interesting part of it, which makes it a little bit more funny because of how strange this whole thing is. And I can't tell you what it is on camera. I can tell you what makes it stranger and more interesting after.

• 1:57:20Speaker 02

  He was masturbating.

• 1:57:24Speaker 04

  Oh, I can't wait for it.

• 1:57:26The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, you beautiful voice. Okay. Where, where do the people find you again? You gorgeous people.

• 1:57:30Speaker 04

  Buffalo PD.

• 1:57:35Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. That's where you want to file all your.

• 1:57:37Speaker 04

  Water in Western New York. Me hanging from a bridge.

• 1:57:43The Fat Electrician?

  I, that is a good question. I haven't, I haven't asked. Have you ever pulled over or arrested a fan?

• 1:57:50Speaker 04

  No, but I have.

• 1:57:52The Fat Electrician?

  I feel like that would be hilarious. Like, wait, are you angry cops?

• 1:57:55Speaker 04

  I think I had, no, I pulled somebody over. I pulled somebody over. Yeah. When I was on patrol and I pulled somebody over, I had a guy who was like,

• 1:58:05Speaker 04

  and I was like, ah shit. He knows who I am. Oh, hey man, you guys do this. You know, I gave him the spiel and I was like, all right, cool. You know who we're looking for. You're, you're good. He goes like,

• 1:58:17Speaker 04

  I like your videos. I was like, yeah, I can tell. All right. Have a nice day. Get out of here.

• 1:58:23Speaker 04

  That's not why you got out of this. I say that shit too. That's not why. I know what you looked at me. I'm not stupid. I saw you looking at me. I know.

• 1:58:29Speaker 02

  Oh, hey, like, subscribe and follow. Get the fuck out of here.

• 1:58:33Speaker 04

  Share this video with your friends.

• 1:58:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:58:35Speaker 04

  Well, you can find Joe on the Overserved Podcast with me. It's G I Joe, Average Joe, Joe. And then me, of course, you know, me. So you should find me there and on my shenanigans and angry cops and here on unsubscribe.

• 1:58:50The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, we love you buddies.

• 1:58:53The Fat Electrician?

  Thank you for coming to the kind of over served unsubscribe podcast. I was joined in today by Eli, Joe, Richard and myself.

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