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• 1:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 196. A round of applause, please.

• 1:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 196. This is the Christmas episooooo.

• 1:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Your good karma has come for the audio listeners. I know, sometimes whenever you put on your headphones and you're listening to the podcast every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, you hear things, but you don't know what's going on.

• 1:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Your DMs and your questions and your requests have been answered, have been fulfilled. Open up your phone right now.

• 1:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at my sweater. Spotify has video again.

• 2:04Cameron Kennedy?

  We're back. We're back. We're back.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  We are so.

• 2:08Cameron Kennedy?

  We're back.

• 2:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's just your first Christmas gift. If you're over on the Patreon, the Koala Club, the best place on earth, patreon.com/youshouldknowpodcast. We are in five days of Christmas. Over there on the Patreon, Koala Royalty, you will get a piece of content every single day, including a special Koala Royalty episode on Christmas Day. So play.

• 2:37Cameron Kennedy?

  We got about 20 to 21 extra hours of content every single week over on the Patreon. We, our Patreon is better than everybody else's. I will completely say that. We have so many surprises for you. We are four episodes away from episode 200, where y'all get the surprise of a lifetime. We love you so much. No, on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:02Cameron Kennedy?

  We got Go Host Camp back in the studio. Oh no, here it goes again. Oh, I mean, I mean, it's just at this, I mean.

• 3:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I just, I know, I just don't know where that came across as a good idea. It's literally visible for 10 seconds and all it does is. I mean. Look at your. I mean. Look at your, look at your pant leg. I mean, at this point, I just know, okay. No, no, it's going too far. No, it's wet now. Now I'm wet. Now I'm wet. Pure chemical. And the only time I like being wet. That's taken off months of my life. Only time I enjoy being wet is if you cause it. I mean, let's be honest. Unless you're, you're. What? Look at your beef jerky.

• 3:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my jerky. Oh. Oh my jerky. Oh my jerky. I mean, I mean, my jerky went to a fraternity party. Oh, it did. And just like slid on the bathroom. Oh, it did. I mean, this is. It's snowing on that. I mean, that is bad. I mean, we're gonna have a talk with our, with our. Oh my god. With our people back here. Yeah. No, no more, no more. Christmas episode, that's your last little, that's your last gig with the flocking. Hey, Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Oh, Judge, you hear that? Merry Christmas. Oh, Merry Christmas. Oh, so much Merry Christmas. You did that wrong. Ooh, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. But can, can I be honest? Let's hear it. And audio listeners, this is the part where you, you take it off the audio, you look at the video that's now available on Spotify.

• 4:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Available on Spotify. Same socks. Let's look at this right now. My Christmas sweater, I have literally 3D printed reindeer stuffed animals. Yes, sir. Going across, almost like a satchel purse strap. Yes, sir. Then I got these little, these little. Balls. These little stickers. Little balls. Little balls. I'm, I mean, bells. I got bells. You have bells, multicolored balls. And I don't know if you've seen this, my sweater got a battery pack.

• 5:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 5:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, there's different settings, too. Quick lights. Slower lights. Steel lights. Oh, no, those aren't still. Those are still dancing. Oh. Oh, that's just like. Is that an eyesore if I keep this going? That's, I think I like it. I think you like it? I like it. It makes you sparkle like the little diamond you are. Thank you. Now, what the [__] happened to you? Yeah, no, no. Boo.

• 5:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I heard that. I heard that. No, no, no, yeah, we got. I heard that. They did it under their legs, like I can't hear it. They were like this.

• 5:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I heard that. My parents are on the other side, y'all can't see them, and they did support that. They did, 100%. The first round, they went, "No, we love Ken." They're like, "It's a catchy jingle." They'd say, "Hey, he's not dressed for Christmas." Why aren't you dressed for Christmas? Now... Are you not a Christmas guy? I'm very much a Christmas guy, but I, I, uh... It was one of those mornings, you know? I just, it slipped my mind, I was getting ready, I said, "I wanna rock our merch, it's so comfy, so beautiful." They can't buy it anymore, you don't have to sell it. No, I know, but it's gonna be hitting y'all's doorsteps or your mailboxes very soon. Okay. Or the Amazon locker if you stay in apartment living, but... Sorry. Um, yeah, it just kinda slipped my head, I'm not gonna lie. Now, the fact that the Christmas episode slipped my head, that is a demerit, and I will take that on the chin.

• 6:31Cameron Kennedy?

  YSK lore, the Christmas episode is up there with the most important episodes we've ever done. It's, that's very true. We've always dressed up, first year... Always have. I don't remember what, I was Santa, you were... I think it was a promiscuous Mrs. Claus. You were Mrs. Claus, the next year, we both wore zip-up... Wore zip-up Jingle Bell trees. Trees, and then this year, I mean, is that what happens when you have a kid? The life just gets sucked out of you and all the joy? Well, the answer to that is absolutely, but as far as this, it was more of just a mental, a mental, a little brain fart. Yeah, yeah. I know, I'm sorry, but I don't, I don't know what got into me, I saw the sweater and I said,

• 7:05Cameron Kennedy?

  "It is the week of Christmas, isn't it?" That's so unfortunate. Yeah, I'm sorry, I've honestly, I've let the team down. But can I say, the, the pants are somewhat... Somewhat Christmas flavor. Yeah, somewhat. A little bit, this is like a, a, what'd you call this, a sage? I would say, I would say a mint. A mint, mint, and mint, peppermint, peppermint, Christmas season.

• 7:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Make the food,

• 7:30Cameron Kennedy?

  give it the season. Ooh! Nen? What the [__] you call me? What did he just call me? Seasonen, seasonen, give it the food, give it the seasonen.

• 7:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, now Cam, how do you feel about Christmas now that you're a father? Oh, God. Are you excited? Are you excited to give Malachi his first Christmas? I'm very excited. I think that's- Nah, it's not. It's not. I think it is. I think it's pointless. There's a hint of realism, though. Oh, the Christmas for the babies. Yeah. I thought you were calling my excitement. Well- No, I agree with you. Yeah. It's absolutely pointless. Right. He has no clue what's going on. He's not gonna remember it. The only thing he can do is look at documentation. And that's the thing. So I know the argument is gonna be like, it's for pictures, it's for memories. We can look back on this and show you. Fake it. Set up a cool little scene.

• 8:22Cameron Kennedy?

  AI is incredible now. Like, dude, you had such a good first Christmas. We got you six real cars. Like, they're right- I mean, we had to sell them. Times got hard, but they were right here. AI is incredible. That's what I'm saying. Fake this- I understand you love that, that little long-tongued, so Salavick kid. Like, I, I, I know you love him. I love him. I love- But it's pointless. It's honestly pointless- No, it really is. To give him a good Christmas. Your son doesn't deserve a good Christmas at one years old. Well, he- okay, now he's deserving, but it just doesn't make too much sense, fiscally or, or logically. Now, what you- He's deserving. He's a good kid. He's a good little boy. He's got that fat little white gut on him. He's a cute kid. He's a cute little kid. Good kid? I don't know. You put- He's a good kid. I don't know about that. I don't know either.

• 9:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you put him into public for the first time with other children, he literally beat up another kid. So I don't know if he's a good kid. Love him still. That's that internal Kennedy aggression coming out. He just can't, he can't regulate it yet. Yeah. I hide behind my truth a lot, and he just goes, "I want that ball." And he goes, "Give me that." No, okay, deserving? Maybe, maybe not. But, uh, you cannot convince his mom whatsoever. I knew that was gonna be the, the frontline defense where we're not getting past it. Oh my God. I'm just cannon fodder. She is, she is the general. She's like, "No, no, no. That ornament, it doesn't give Christmas. He's not gonna understand that one. Put that one lower. He can play with that one. And just because you're so stupid, go get him three more toys." And I go, "Yes, ma'am." "Ay, Captain!" And I'm off. More toys.

• 9:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, and now, since this is the Christmas episode, let's, we, we should be honest with them, right? Let's do it. So, your son's birthday, we were honest with them. You spent $2,000 on a balloon arch, right? I mean, and that's still, I mean, absolutely ridiculous. I did not spend $2,000 on a balloon arch. I spent-

• 10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Significant and stupid money on a balloon arch. Four fi- four figures. Four figures. Four figures. Ye- yes or no? Yeah. Yes, okay, so you spent $2,000 on a balloon arch- No, no sir. For a birthday. No sir. What's the budget for Christmas? The cr- hey, surprisingly. Right. Surprisingly, we got a lot of Christmas stuff on Black Friday. So it saves some money there. Okay. And the toys, they might be expensive, like, like, just singled out, oh, forty here, fifty here. We did not get him a ton though. I'm honestly proud of Liv. We got him maybe like legit six gifts, but it's also, we have his, his birthday's a month later. So he's probably gonna get another six or seven. And then my birthday is another 6'7"

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It i- I mean, we're just, we're grown. 6'7" We're so grown. Like we, like we're, it's getting close to tax season, we're

• 11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  6'7" That is, I mean, that is an atrocity. And the worst part is, we're not gaining any cool points right now. We're not gaining nothing. You look like you're trying to eat the flesh of another being. It's the 6'7" monster. Anytime that you say that, the 6'7" monster comes out. You created your own beast. You created the monster. He's born inside of me. I was born in the darkness. No, that's not okay. No, that's not okay. No, no, no, we need to talk to Volde. She needs, she needs to get- Oh, Volde has no say so over the 6'7" monster. She's absolutely, she has no say so over that. No, okay, you know what? No, no, no, no, no, I don't even know what you're talking about. You're talking about how my son, he always fat and he has a tongue and one tooth. But we're gonna, we're gonna go to you. This is Christmas episode, I'm putting your to the fire.

• 11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. This man and Voldemort. Vol- if you don't know Voldemort's my significant other. Voldemort is the significant other. This man has a tickle mons-

• 11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  This man has a tickle monster with his significant other. And he goes, "Oh, who's com- Oh, who's gonna come to get you? Oh, oh, who is, oh, it's a tickle mon-

• 12:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's 26. And he tickles. You know, tickles his significant other in a voice, as if he was doing it to my son. He goes, "Oh, oh, you don't, oh, you be- Oh, you had a good day? Oh, who's that, oh, who's coming to get you?" Yeah, that's funny, but I'd much rather that. You have to hide your snacks in the bathroom because you're not allowed to. You like eat-

• 12:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Like babe, I promise I'm doing the diet. I'm trying! Just go straight through it. Snack on your bathroom sink. There's only, there's one thing hidden right now. It's the Ferrero Rochers inside of Santa's head. It's on the counter, they're chocolates, they're my chocolates. Her wanted Jolly Rancher flavored candy canes. Can I, okay. This is another thing, it's the Christmas episode. Christmas hot take. Christmas hot take. If you're consuming a candy cane that's not peppermint, you are, you are eight years old. You have to be eight years old, your mindset's eight year old. My wife, grown wife, got green apple, grape, and strawberry flavored candy canes. I didn't know that they made multiple, I've never had that. Cause you're a normal person.

• 13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And, I just, can I say, Christmas hot take, let's just do Christmas hot take. Christmas hot takes. Oh, no, it's not Patreon. Christmas hot take, candy canes aren't good. Candy canes suck. Candy canes are more of a jaw workout than a flavorful dessert. Hundred percent, it's like you're, you're buying a first class ticket to the dentist. When you purchase a candy cane. It's just like sharp as hell, it's sweet, it's not the best. Like, what do you do with the candy cane? This is what I do with the candy cane, I'll shove that, alright, I'm deep there, I'm tickling the back of the throat, a little bit of practice, remember college? In that little, in that little punching bag with that candy cane.

• 13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  So I get it in there, I'm grabbing the hook part like this, and I'm shoving in, alright? Like that, right there, right? Like I'm at the doctor, right, and they're saying, let me see that thing, right? Or at your house. And so, I put it in, and I suck a couple times, right? To get the initial flavor off, I'm sucking and twisting it. And then, at the point, at the point where it turns into almost like a lip gloss. You know that, you know that feeling? When you twist a candy cane and the flavor gets on your lips to like a coat? At that point, I'm done with it.

• 14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Your father is behind the camera and he was watching you go, oh yeah, I'm sitting there slipping and sliding, twisting and sucking it. And I just quickly glanced, I went, and your dad was like this.

• 14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He was like,

• 14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  he said, you know, I suck and twist and slide until it's a little lip gloss right there and yeah, then I'm done with you. Your dad just went.

• 14:58Cameron Kennedy?

  But y'all know what I'm saying? That's what I, you have any more Christmas hot takes? No, but on the candy, oh, I got some hot takes, but on the candy canes, I used to grab the hook. I'd hook my lip, quickly pretend I was a fish that was caught and then just bite down. That's why I never liked them though, because I went straight to biting. I was never good with mints. I was, I had no patience. He has a patience. I put a mint in my mouth and I was just going to town. Yeah, it's like you gotta savor it. You got, you're not a savory guy. You're not a foreplay bandit. I'm not, no. You're like, let's get to the. I go, I go, ah, this is a race. You try to win as quick as you can. I said, come on. There's, they don't need to warm up. Don't put your feet in the slots. Just blow that gun. Let's get to the finish line. Come on, come on, get the engine revving. Hurry up. You know what to do. What are some more Christmas hot takes you have? Cause I got a couple.

• 15:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, okay, Christmas hot takes. When your stockings consist of only food, that's a stocking. I'm, I'm just gonna put that out there. It's not. If it's a, if it's a bag of candy, this is not Halloween 2.0. Right. This is not Halloween 2.0. Yeah. Get, throw a little mini deodorant in there. Your kids probably stink. Ew, no. Throw a little, throw 10 bucks of little scratch offs in there. No. Put something of meaningful value. That's what I'm saying. You can have 99% of the stocking be candy or food. No. The only thing that makes a Christmas stocking a stocking is if there's a lottery ticket in there, a scratch off. Gotta be a scratch off in there. Gotta be a scratch off in there. I got, dude, my parents, one year I won $20. Yeah.

• 16:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally said, oh my God, $20,000. And I started screaming and running around. Yeah. And they just let me go with it for like a day. Yeah. And they're like, bud, it's 20 bucks. And I literally, I literally cried. Yeah, I almost made, I almost made my dad cry. We got him one of those prank lottery tickets. Oh, God. And I, now I've seen my dad happy before, like, and you know, I'm pretty sure he lived a pretty solid life. I mean, we had a good upbringing. I thought he loved me. I mean, when he saw the amount of money on that lottery ticket. Was the prank? What was it? Like 10,000? It was like $10,000. He scratched, he goes, "Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo."

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Oh, oh my God. Holy shit." My shoulder, my shoulder.

• 17:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So he goes, "Hoo, hoo." He goes, "Look at it, look at it, man, man, look at this, man. Man, look at it, look at it, look at it." He says, "Hand me, hand my glasses, tell me I'm not reading this right."

• 17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, smile as big as you've ever seen. The biggest smile ever. In my heart, I was like, "This joke has gone too far." Oh, yeah. Right? And we gotta, we gotta put it down soft. And now, I knew that their marriage was solid. It was on the rocks that day. I mean, when he's, whenever my mom told him, "Mark, it's a fake lottery ticket." It was either he's gonna end up in prison, or it's a divorce happening. Luckily, he walked away. That's, you know what I mean? It was, it was a scary Christmas. Yo, I'm gonna do some pull-ups, man. He's on the tree just repping him. Uh, my Christmas hot take is- Christmas hot take? My Christmas hot take, Christmas dinners and Christmas food is honestly,

• 18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  it's the same with the stocking for me. I don't want Thanksgiving 2. Thanksgiving 2 with not as much effort. Not as much effort? Not as much effort. Not as much seasoning, and it's kinda just thrown together. "Oh, y'all want another ham?" No! Yes. I don't want ham, I want Jersey mics. Yes, exactly. I don't want a ham again. I don't, and, and it's like,

• 18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  why is it the same food? Why isn't, why didn't Christmas, I mean, Jesus is important. We all agree. Why? We should give him a different meal than the pilgrims. Let's eat naan and wine. Let's just do that. Like, we can get really into character. Like, we don't need another turkey and ham and dressing and green bean casserole. I don't need that again. Yeah. I already had it for four days last month. Yeah. I'm not doing it again. Yeah. I agree, it's stupid. You know, you know, you know, my grandma, rest in peace, right? Cancer, got her. You know, and I'm sorry, you know, that's his mother over there. I mean, normally these jokes happen through the internet and now he's right there. Uh, it's a little harder, huh? She's, she died of a severe cancer and so.

• 19:08Cameron Kennedy?

  But, um. Yeah, your battery pack, check it real quick. What? Take two. We used to do Christmas Eve over at her house. Now, that was a religious woman, right? Yeah. You know, prayed and the whole thing, right? Prayed to who? Who was that? Prayed to. You said prayed to Nat.

• 19:26Cameron Kennedy?

  She prayed to the whole thing. She had the nativity scenes. There we go. But in the old ones too, the ones made out of wood. Now, I think she was trying to instill good values onto her grandchildren. She loved us, right? It worked. I go, you are a wretched man.

• 19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And so, and so I remember going over there for Christmas Eve, right? Okay. As a kid. And this is when she was devout and like really super into it. And I don't know for you non-religious people, but there is like a body of Christ. Yes. Which is normally presented in a wafer. Yeah. And then there's the blood, which is normally presented in a wine or a juice. Yes, yes, sir. Right? And so as a kid, I didn't, I was, I was aware of what was going on, but at the same time, I'm growing. I was hungry. And so she would give us this and I remember complaining, I was like, can Jesus be a little bigger? So I can eat more? I ended up eating two and a half Jesus Christ. That Christmas.

• 20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And honestly, I think that's a first class ticket straight to the pearly gates. I mean, I, I mean, I have two and a half Jesus's.

• 20:41Cameron Kennedy?

  In me. Because of Mimo. Shut up, Mimo. Yeah. Shut up, Mimo. No other food either. It was strictly these little wafer things. You know how many wafers you have to eat to get full? I mean, I mean, a village of Jesus. I mean, so much blood. I am Jesus's personal vampire. That's how much of blood I'm.

• 21:05Cameron Kennedy?

  For sake what he says.

• 21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  One time in high school with my friends, simply because I wanted to see what it was about. I went to a Catholic mass at 4:30 in the morning on a Wednesday. And they were also... A lot of kneeling and standing? A lot of knees. I mean, they have knee cushions. They're connected. I'm dead serious. On the back of the pews. Comes out like a little rollaway gate. Like you just sit there and it's like time to go and you go, alright. And you drop down. I swear. And I was like, wow.

• 21:38Speaker 03

  I'm so excited for the comments.

• 21:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, this is a lot of knee work. I was like, we're here for a while. Oh, so many jokes I could hear. Please don't. This is good talk. Anyway, they were having... God bless. So I didn't know they had it. I guess every time. I don't know if it was an every Wednesday thing, or maybe I just showed up on the right day. Yeah. But they were also giving communion. And I went, yeah. Your favorite activity. And he looked at me and he said, "No, no, you can't go unless you're a believer." I said, "Well, I am, though." And they're like, "I wouldn't go up there." And I went, "But then it looks like I'm a non-believer and I want to stand firm in my faith, I want to walk by faith." Right, right. So I go up there and I took a little wafer, right? And then I took about a one and a half fluid ounce shot of like a Pinot Grigio. It was real wine. Yeah. I said, "This is not Welch's." I said, "What is this?" And then I go to school afterwards and let's just say I was a little lightheaded. You said you got hungover?

• 22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sitting there. I said, "Oh, I do know what X is." I said, "This all makes sense now." I was like, I went...

• 22:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And the priest went, "God bless." You would let me teach this class? I said, "You sit down, hag." I said, "If you take, guys, the X, you're focusing too much on the X. Just look at the X." It was crazy. It was a crazy time. Yeah, that's... Christmas hot takes, man. I mean, Christmas is a special time, man. I got another one. I'm so sorry. Go ahead. No, I love it. Go ahead. Christmas hot take. Yeah, yeah. If you open up a gift on Christmas Eve, you lack patience.

• 23:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Isn't he Jewish? Wait!

• 23:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I thought I knew my employees. I didn't know.

• 23:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's just say this. Hey, hey, wait till the morning. No, no. No, you don't go to people's door knocking for candy on October 30th. You don't eat Thanksgiving dinner on Wednesday night. You wait till the day. I like this debate because you're completely wrong. No, I'm completely right. Oh, oh, y'all, y'all just, y'all just, y'all just biting at the, oh, you're just itching to get your gifts to your open one, sweetie. We'll do, we'll do team pajamas. No. We're going, we're going to do family pajamas. That you get, at that point, why you let them open a gift? If it's a predetermined gift and it's clothing that you're gonna wear tomorrow morning? First of all, you're making assumptions about people's Christmas Eve. No, it's not assumptions. That's hard base evidence, facts. Your first thing you said is you don't knocking trick or treat on the day before Halloween. You don't. Go on the calendar on October 30th. Does it say Halloween Eve?

• 23:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Exactly. It's not a holiday. You know what is a holiday on the 24th? Christmas Eve, right? It's a holiday for a reason. Your suppose- What's the reason? It's the eve. The eve of what? Christmas. Okay. And then what happens on Christmas? It's Christmas Day. And that's when you do what? Celebrate Jesus and his birth. And the, the, the, the new money grabbing technique of the world? Open presents. Okay, on Christmas, right? I don't know, man. Well, it depends on your economic status growing up, right? Because Christmas Eve, I, I got gifts. From, you were impatient. No, no, I got, it was the, it was the day designated to get gifts from people outside of your immediate household. Right? So we would go over to me and my house. That's when I ate three and a half Jesus's. Whenever I went and I was stuffed of Jesus.

• 24:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I went and, and then so my grandma, my aunt, my grandpa.

• 24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That's it.

• 24:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Earl, what was, what was his name?

• 24:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Earl with his guitar. My grandma, my grandpa. Paul. Paul, I think there's an Earl in there. They might be the same guy.

• 25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  One of them has six guitars. I saw Paul the other day. I saw Paul. You saw Paul? Paul just showed up to the house. What? Not my house, their house. I was at their house. Paul just showed up. Cool guy. Cool guy. Really quick interaction. Is Paul hanging good? He's doing good? I don't know. It seems so. Oh. Wow. Now, Paul wasn't the one with the guitars, right? No, no, that was Earl. And Earl is? No, I'm getting head nuts. I don't know who these people are. Well, just... No, no. One of them has a guitar collection. You're waiting on their death. That's all I remember. Wait, is that your brother? And is that brother Paul or Earl? No, he did... So Paul did not show up to your door? No, no. Well, he's passed and he did, and he had the guitars. The ghost of Paul came to your door when you were down there?

• 25:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, his son. His son. He has a son named Paul? That'd be Paul Junior. Paul Junior. You need to say Junior. You said Paul came and rang that doorbell. And then she said Paul's, Paul's gone. Paul is gone, recently gone. So you can't get on to me for thinking the ghost of Paul rang the doorbell? I'm not sure who Earl is either. Who is Earl? Who's Earl? Paul's grandson. Which Paul? Which Paul? Paul Senior? So Paul Senior has a grandson named... I mean, when are we naming these kids? It's 2026. His name's Earl. Well, he's like 50, 60, isn't he? Oh, wait. He's 16? He's a grandbaby?

• 26:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Would Paul live to 140?

• 26:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What is happening? Holy shit.

• 26:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So, boy, is Paul Junior 90 right now? How old's Paul Junior? Paul Junior's like, what, 35, 40? Paul Jr.'s 40 and his son's 60. No, no, Paul Jr.'s kid's like, like 14. You just said Earl was 50. No, that's Paul Senior's grandson. Which would mean it's Paul Jr.'s son. For it to be Paul Senior's grandson, that means skip a line. So he, Paul's, Paul, Paul gave, Paul gave birth to Paul. That Paul gave birth to Earl. No, no, no, no. No, you listen, how the hell is the middle Paul 30 and his son is 60? No, so her brother, Paul Senior. Yes, yes. Paul Senior gave birth. To Paul Jr.

• 27:23Cameron Kennedy?

  To Paul Jr. Earl, no, and, and my mom.

• 27:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Paul has a. Your mom's brother's her dad? You just said Paul Senior's her brother and, and they had, that he was, gave birth to your mom. I mean, there's so, there's some twisted branches to this family tree. I know that they're related too, so something got fucked up. Something got fucked up in the slavery times. Okay, hold on, no, no. Let's actually get to the bottom of this real quick. I know. Paul Senior. I want to keep the lore going. I kind of don't want to figure it out. I kind of just, I kind of just want to let life happen.

• 28:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And then one day I get stopped in the street and be like, hey, I'm Earl Senior. And I'm like, what the is going on, man? Okay, but back to Christmas Eve.

• 28:12Cameron Kennedy?

  But Christmas Eve, definitely you should get gifts. No, you should not. What do you do on Christmas Eve? You do nothing. You just get excited. You watch Elf. You turn on the lights. Oh my gosh, one more sleep. Are you excited? You ready? Yeah. All right. Good night. Love you. Make sure, got to stay in your room. Got to be all quiet for old Santa Claus, old Saint Nick. Okay, that's as a kid. What do you think? I have more anticipation? I can't wait even further when I'm an adult? That's when you know things. No. Ah, no one's, no one's coming through my chimney. Okay, but. Go to bed. Tell me which makes more sense, yours or mine? Yours, Christmas Eve, you're sitting at home, nothing special, you're playing the game, whatever you're doing, right? That's what you do. That's what you do on Christmas Eve. Yeah. Yeah, just sitting there. On my Christmas Eve, this is what I do.

• 28:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I wake up, then I go to drive, I, I, I spend time with my family, we. I spend time with my family. I spend time with my family, then we get dressed, and then we go to Mema's house where we did before the cancer. That's fantastic. And so, we went to Mema's house. Yes. Shelly would be there. Shelly. Papa would be there. Shelly, Willie. So there'd be my aunt, my- Paul, Paul, Earl, Shelly, Willie.

• 29:25Cameron Kennedy?

  So, it would be my aunt, my grandma, my grandpa, and then us. Right? That's family time. And then we would show up, exactly. So we go to their house, we hug, we eat. We do gifts, their gifts, the gifts they give us, the gifts we give them, because we're not seeing you on Christmas. That's our time. Yes, that's a black time. That's not- That's black time. Yeah, so the white folk stay over there. White folk get Christmas Eve, black people get Christmas. That's fine, and if you have split households, or that, that is a family ordinance that y'all, that y'all made covenant. I understand that, that's fine. And that makes more sense than just sitting at home. I'm talking about the people that are in their home, that because they're, "Oh, I just can't wait, tomorrow's Christmas." "Oh, go ahead Johnny, get you one, oh, go get you one, boy, open one, boy." Those people suck.

• 30:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, then how's that work, because Santa's not even there yet? They're not opening a Santa gift. It's mom and dad going, "Oh, oh, you want that bubba, then get it." That's how the world works, you want it, I'll just hand it to you for the rest of the time. It's not how the world works Johnny, you wait till Christmas. Liz is gonna do that. That's what I'm saying. No, she's not. When Malachi is young, and he's talking, he's like, "Mommy, I want it," and she's gonna be like, "Yeah, whatever the [__] way." And that's when I go, "No, boy! Take your [__] up to that crib, boy! You go to sleep now, you open that gate, I'm throwing them all away." That's what happens. Hit him with that, immediately. No shot.

• 30:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, it is the, it is the Christmas episode. Yes, sir, yes, sir. So that means, you know, in YSK fashion. No. You know what that means? No, sir. Oh, oh, oh, it's time.

• 31:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a loose speeder.

• 31:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Like you, this...

• 31:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Ho, CJ, speed this up! Just off a visual, that shirt looks too small. Yeah, feels like it is. You know what time it is? Why? Or, oh, that's not a why, that's just the fur.

• 31:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you said you had a haircut this morning?

• 31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He cancelled it, it was too early! Oh, you know what time it is? It's time for s- No, it's okay. I don't want that right there. It needs to go up though. No, I don't want it. If you're gonna do character, you gotta go full character. No, I don't want it. You gotta go full character. You gotta go full character, and fix your ear, fix your ear too. You gotta go full character, now lower, now lower. Ho! You know what time it is? It's time... For CEO Santa! Ho, ho, ho! Oh, Santa, you don't have a mouth, or a fade!

• 32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go, oh!

• 32:12Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go, hey, oh! Oh! It's time for-

• 32:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's time for CEO Santa! CEO Santa! But you know, you know what CEO Santa needs? He needs his Mrs. Claus! Woo! Where's mi- And... Santa got Mrs. Claus something sexy to wear this Christmas.

• 32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's behind your chair! Santa got Mrs. Claus a cute little outfit. Go get- Yeah, yeah, oh, Mr. Claus has an extra reindeer! Yeah! CEO Santa's got you a gift... To put on if you want your gifts. Hold it up!

• 33:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How about you go behind that curtain? Yeah, go behind that curtain and get dressed for CEO Santa. Oh, Mrs. Claus, come show Santa your sexy outfit. Oh. Oh, wow.

• 33:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Come on. Oh.

• 33:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Mrs. Claus. Oh, Mrs. Claus. Show them. Oh. Oh, Mrs. Claus.

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Sit, Mrs. Claus.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow. CEO Santa. Oh, Mrs. Claus, whenever we go deliver gifts, the first place we're visiting is Pound Town.

• 34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't start with me.

• 34:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't get us demonetized, Mrs. Claus. Hope you like a, hope you like a girl with some hair.

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Hope that doesn't, that doesn't give.

• 34:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Mrs. Claus. Yes?

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You kinda look like Ed Gein.

• 34:32Cameron Kennedy?

  There's the, there's the reason my hands are primarily gonna stay right here, too. It's okay. Well, CEO Santa, every year, likes to get his little, pretty Mrs. Claus, a nice little gift, because you take care of Mr. Claus all the time. You clean him up.

• 34:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, you don't leave no seconds now, do you, lady? You make sure I'm ready to get on that sleigh. Yeah, those sparkles are really doing something to CEO Santa. I'm sorry about the little chest hair, too. I would've tied it up if I knew we were going on a podcast. No, CEO. Why did I become Southern Melasses? CEO Santa got you a gift. Are you ready? Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

• 35:23Cameron Kennedy?

  CEO Santa wrapped it himself. I go, "Now why can't I tell you wrapped it?" You can tell I wrapped it myself? I go, "Honey, I see half the gift." "Okay, you didn't wrap it good at all." "But it's okay, you're not supposed to wrap." "You're supposed to drop down, eat some cookies, get some carrots, so rude, y'all." This isn't a good wrapping. No, I mean, I can literally see half. It's a black and white box, and there's red paper. Take it, it's so heavy. There you go. Okay. Merry Christmas, Cam.

• 35:52Cameron Kennedy?

  One out of 10, what do you think the wrapping is? Let's see, we got majority of the s-

• 36:00Cameron Kennedy?

  CEO Santa covered the important parts. Majority of the surface area, I'll give it a 5. I'll give it a 5. Okay. But for my boo-boo, it's a 10. Okay. It's a 10. You can take care of Santa later, don't show them.

• 36:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Merry- Drive permission to open it? Well, CEO Santa wants to get the clip.

• 36:20Cameron Kennedy?

  So CEO Santa needs you to point that at the camera.

• 36:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Maybe flip it? I can't tell what's- oh, okay, oh, Marco. Okay, I'm gonna open it to them first. Merry Christmas. Thank you, buddy, you always, you don't have to do this, I told you. I literally don't deny this.

• 36:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, holy-

• 36:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Aw, bro, what? Why? Because I know you're trying to lose weight, and it's a really hard time for you. And so, I know it's so hard. And whatever I can do to make the workout process easier. You said you liked gripping onto that little extra. CEO Santa's starting not to get attracted to Mrs. Claus anymore. This is not what Mr. Claus signed up for at the beginning of the relationship.

• 37:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, thank you, honey boo boo. Oh, bro, seriously, what? Yeah, sir. How did you, did you? Okay. I'mma cut the southern melasas, Mrs. Claus. Did you ask Liv? No, I asked. Yeah, somebody. God, K-Rob listens. What a good, y'all are, this is, bro, this is too much. Yes. Oh, it was way too much! Oh, I know, that's what I'm saying, this is too much. I went in there with confidence, left a little sad. This is so lit, though. Oh, my god. CEO Santa gets free use of it at the house! Yeah, you do, whenever CEO Santa comes over and sees a little dog nephew, you can go ahead and strap on in. Bro. Merry Christmas. Thank you, come on, bring it in, Joe. Yes. I gotta-

• 37:55Speaker 03

  Oh, oh, CEO Santa!

• 37:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That needs a hug. Oh!

• 38:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, sit down, no.

• 38:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 38:08Speaker 03

  Thank you. Oh!

• 38:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  Oh! Oh, he's got him by the-

• 38:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No. That's his head.

• 38:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine you just go-

• 38:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro. Oh, oh, but CEO Santa has other little elves, too! Oh, yes, he does! CEO Santa has gifts for the two of you! Oh! Yes, CEO Santa! Oh, oh, Santa.

• 38:41Speaker 03

  CEO Santa's rich!

• 38:46Cameron Kennedy?

  So CEO Santa's like, it's Louis. You hear, CEO Santa's a prick!

• 38:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, no way. So, ooh. Why do you always- Ooh, ooh, Santa's mistress didn't put names on it. Oh, that means Santa didn't really buy the gift. He doesn't even know what it is, boys! CEO Santa's gift for you two. They're very comparable in size. Um, here. No, no, should they bring him here? Uh, yeah, yep, yes. You scoot over. I'll move. You tell me- You, little freckled elf, come to the seat. Sit right here, baby boy. I mean, he's moved slower than piss!

• 39:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Here you go. I don't know if you celebrate or not, but you like gifts. Here you go. Santa's heard that you are on a fitness journey.

• 39:37Speaker 03

  I am, I am.

• 39:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And so you can, Santa gave you a gadget.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  Hell yeah!

• 39:43Cameron Kennedy?

  For you to, for you to get to do something with those. I don't know what that... Come here.

• 39:50Speaker 03

  Don't show my balls!

• 39:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Show the viewers. Oh, it's like... There you go.

• 39:55Speaker 03

  It's a government watch. I'm in the camera.

• 39:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You can track all your things at the gym. Get off of CEO Santa's set.

• 40:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, we got big dog elf.

• 40:12Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go. CEO Santa got you a little something.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  I'm genuinely concerned because I'm gonna put CEO Santa on blast. I picked out everyone's gift.

• 40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he did help. He did help.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  I picked everybody's gift out, so I have no idea what I actually am getting right now.

• 40:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You picked your own?

• 40:30Speaker 03

  No, no, that's why I'm concerned.

• 40:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 40:33Speaker 03

  I know everybody else's would be a decent gift. I don't know what I'm receiving.

• 40:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I bet it's fart. I bet it's fart.

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Aw, you're kidding.

• 40:40Cameron Kennedy?

  CEO Santa listens!

• 40:42Speaker 03

  Okay, dog. Alright, my man. That's crazy too because I sent out one of these literally yesterday.

• 40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I gotcha.

• 40:52Speaker 03

  No problem, bud.

• 40:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and CEO Santa knows you like to be outside, so they transition. Oh, no shit? To sunglasses. So they're... Now you can be like the little freckled elf boy too. He always wears the sunnies inside. And, and I hope everything is good and works because CEO Santa lost all the receipts.

• 41:16Cameron Kennedy?

  So if your product's broken, fuck you. Aw. Hey, hey, come on, boys. Little elves, I know you worked hard, but let's give one more round of applause. CEO Santa.

• 41:29Speaker 03

  Go Santa.

• 41:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Go Santa, go Santa, go Santa, go Santa, go Santa. Shake that Santa, that's my Santa. Go Santa, huh, go Santa, go Santa, go Santa, huh, go Santa, huh, go Santa, huh. Oh, go Sa- go, go Santa. Go Santa. Na, go Santa, go Santa, go Santa, go Santa, go Santa, go Santa. Go Sa- go Sa- go, be, be safe Santa, be safe Santa.

• 42:07Speaker 03

  We've ruined the glasses.

• 42:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Be safe Santa, I'll take care of you now.

• 42:12Speaker 03

  I see what you went for there. I want to excuse you.

• 42:16Cameron Kennedy?

  CEO Santa's not 21 anymore. See, no, no, he's not, loose speeder underneath.

• 42:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That diet's been doing numbers, boy.

• 42:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, Voldemort, we were, I was walking around the house in my drawers. She was like, how is it possible to sag in underwear? Like, my underwear is halfway off my rump. Oh, God almighty. Oh, wait, CEO Santa didn't forget about the remote worker.

• 42:48Cameron Kennedy?

  So you'll see this when you edit this, it's okay, come upstairs and say hello. Come get some water. CEO Santa heard that you wanted to go to a new gym. So CEO Santa's gonna pay for the whole year at that new gym. Hey, that's fire gift, fire.

• 43:07Cameron Kennedy?

  CEO Santa has a great helper. A great, a great lead elf. Head elf. Oh, Santa. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Santa. You all, you all, you always do this, you're a, you're a fantastic and a very loving leader and we appreciate you, Santa. And, uh, your, your gift, you're, like, now, like I said, I don't believe, patience, I don't believe in doing that early. So you're gonna get yours on the 25th, alright? I won't be here. I won't be here the 25th. Okay. Santa will be in Flugger. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna give it to you prior to the 25th, you're gonna open it on the 25th. There we go, yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, says, CEO Santa forgot to mention, everybody's check might look a little different because of the. He said the lower different. He said, everybody's check might be little different.

• 43:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, okay, all jokes aside, thank you very much, Pete. That was very thoughtful, fantastic gifts too. Even if you had help picking them out, fantastic gifts. One more round of applause.

• 44:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You know what initially I was gonna do? I will document, I will document his gift giving as well. You know what initially I was gonna do is I was going to, I went to like four different trading card places to get exclusive packs of Yu-Gi-Oh. They were like, we don't have that. They go, do you need help? Yeah, they were like, maybe Pokemon, like a big market. And I was like, oh, I don't know. And then so I called Robbie. Yes. The fact that you remembered that is honestly remarkable. You know what I was worried about, even when you were opening it? I was like, I, cause I could have sworn you had that already. No, I was, I was going to buy it multiple times. Yeah, multiple times.

• 44:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, bro, that might be the gift I get myself this year. Yeah. Cause that is expensive, thank you. Oh.

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 44:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know, that's why I was like, no way. Oh. Good man. Cleand, got a lot of texts this weekend. So, hey, did you just, you spent a couple hundred on some Yu-Gi-Oh? Yeah, yeah, no, no. You go, talk to you tomorrow. Yeah, I was, and then now my for you page on TikTok is Yu-Gi-Oh box openings. And I'm like, I might block Cam. Like, I don't like, this is, it's not what I signed up for, trying to be nice. You, you didn't sign up for it, but you rekindled it, you rekindled it. Hey Robbie, hey Robbie, we're gonna wait till the end to play with the gifts. Robbie is that kid, isn't he? He's literally, he's downloading the app right now. He's downloading the app right now, opening. We turn, we turn to look at Pierce, Pierce is like, holy f***ing school. You see Pierce like running around. He's like, oh my God, it gets every stamp.

• 45:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, okay. You, you rekindled that flame for me. Did I tell you the story about spending your adult money on kids? We were at your house and you literally said, hey, watch this. And a $200 remote controlled car came around the corner. Yeah. And I went, bro, that's sick, but why'd you get that? And you literally looked at me with complete seriousness. You went, I'm a grown man, I can get whatever I want. And I went, God, isn't that the truth? And I just went back home and I went. I used to love this, now I have my own money that I can spend on whatever. I'm going to to re getting that hobby. It's been fun. It's the best. It really is. It's like a it's like a new uh like sense of your youth.

• 46:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It goes downhill from there though, bro. It's like. Oh, no, it becomes obsession. It starts to become like anything like you thought of as a kid. Like I I ordered a fushigi the other day. Like, you know, the magical ball. I know it's a scam, but I always wanted it on the commercial. I want to do the scam. And you and Zoo Pals, the the plates, remember? Because I remember. God, they're still in business? Yes, brother, at Walmart. Holy shit. Because I remember as a kid, I they would play the the commercial, oh, like Zoo Pals. And then it would say like 12.99 for four plates. And I'd be like, Mom, I want some Zoo Pals. What's such a stupid 12.99 for four plates? I said, that's fair. And so now I saw him in the store and I was like, holy shit. So even like in my house, there's Zoo Pals. And that's crazy.

• 47:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And I've always been into like statues and like weird like art. I bought a Fries. Yeah, I saw that. That's fire. In 100 feet. Stupid. I mean, it's dumb, but like it's cool. It's for it feels good. Makes you feel good. That's that's the main thing. Happiness is priceless. Happiness is priceless, but I want to ask if something does have a price on it. Okay. Is there any amount of money, like realistically, like not like an astronomical, but is there any amount of money on this earth that would get you to stop speaking to me forever?

• 47:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Tax free, cash. I go, whoa. You live your life however you want it. You cannot text, talk to, or interact with Peyton Harden. Would you do it? For and for how much money? Now, the crazy part is, I know your number. Not only are you gonna say yes, it's gonna be so low. It's gonna be so disrespectfully low. I would say. I could go both routes. My heart says no, I would never take that. Okay. So I love you and I want to be, I want the relationship with you. Now, my, my other heart, the business heart, and you're creeping into it, says, "Take a ton of money, split it with me, and then let bygones be bygones." Yeah. So, I'm gonna go with my heart, though.

• 48:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna say no. I'd rather have you and everything we have together in our synchronicity than, than money. I remember I used to be like you. I really did used to be that pure and be like, you know, there's value in relationships and love. But then I realized how the world works. And I was like, "I don't wanna stress about anything anymore." If that comes at the cost of hippie, sayonara. How much? How much? And it bet, no, you know, now, before you answer this. If it is, if it is egregiously disrespectful. I have a number. Then we, we have to, we need to have like a, go on like a three-day sabbatical. You gotta think about it like this. Relationship. You gotta think about it like this. A guy just comes up to you. I didn't plan on this. It's not like I get to sit down and think. A guy comes up to me, right? Cold, hard cash.

• 49:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Non-taxable.

• 49:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Fifty million. Fifty million. Fifty million. Fifty million, Cam. I would, I might.

• 49:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I mean, honestly. I mean, honestly. You wanna know the difference in our hearts? Yeah. I said it couldn't be anything lower than a billion in my mind. Really? That's cra- so someone comes up and gives $900 million cash. You're, $900 million cash, and you, and they said, "Just don't talk to Peyton." No, because I need at least a billion so we can split it 500, 500. No, with the splitting, it's not an option. It's all yours. It's all mine, so I can do whatever I want. But if you, if we find out you did, that would be an interaction with Peyton. No. Transferring money is an interaction. No, it wouldn't. It's my scenario.

• 50:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, that made me mad. Oh dude, that made me mad. That's my scenario. I would just send 500 M's to the studio account, then I'm done. That's no interaction with you. But if that's against the code, then I would not take any sort of money. Wow. I would not take any sort of money. I mean, you are- That shows our hearts. You said 50 million- It doesn't do any- And then I don't get [BLEEP] from it? No. 50 million- You get to know that your best friend that you love so much is so well off. Wow, wow, I'm so happy for him. I wonder what island he just bought. You want to know the worst part about that whole thing? Yeah. The worst part. If you got 50 million, you're never working a day the rest of your life. No. But because of the clause, I can't even get all the logins to everything to keep the ship running. I am [BLEEP] stranded. I have gone, I'm just, I'm done. Start from new.

• 50:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, hell, I got like 6 out of 10. Those are the 4 I don't, I, I need those 4. I need those logins. And then I'm just done. I'm cooked. You can start like, I don't know studios. Like, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what happened. Like, don't trust loyalty studios.

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you're, and then, oh my god, wait, so do I, in this scenario? Do I still know you exist? No, everything's normal. You just simply cannot interact or speak to me or talk to me. So I'm gonna see your posts of you in like Barbados? You, oh, no, no, no, Cam. If I get that much money, people are gonna think I died. I'm not having social media. I'm, I'm not talking, I might not talk to them too. I'm, I swear to god, if I get, if I get 50, or, wait, what did I say? You said 50 million. 50 million dollars? I mean, Pierce would have to put lost and found pictures up for me, like, like, please find Peyton. I, I'm not talking to anybody. Okay, what if right now? Yeah. This was a super planted in your subconscious? Mm-hmm. And I go, well, you know, we really pulled together as a company, we wanted to say thank you to CEO Santa.

• 51:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Here's 50 million cash. I had it in a crate, right here. What would you do? Honest reaction. I'd be like- Right now, in the middle of recording. Genuinely, I would not believe that it's real money. But what if like a, what if like a- No, I mean, that is a fact. We absolutely can't. If y'all came up with 50 million, I'd be like, what happened? Let's say, let's say someone is around the corner and they come around and they're like a world renowned banker and they have the certificate and it's all real, no fake dollars, nothing. Yeah, like Warren Buffett. Yeah, yeah, sure. Is that a rich guy? Sure. Even better yet, to make it more realistic, let's say it's Elon and he just had a, it was a giveaway and you were the, we were the winner and we just gave it to you. That's a crazy giveaway. Yeah, just 50 million. He knows tax. Tax purposes. I have to give away 50 million dollars right now. And so, but I knew it came from a rich person.

• 52:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Part of the scenario. And I go, right now, put your money where your mouth is. You have to take this and you can never speak, see, interact with me, my son, you can never hug me, you can never grab that white haunch on the back end of me ever again. Oh dude, I would cry for about four days and then I'd enjoy that. In Molly.

• 52:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I'd look up and be like, wow, there really are stars on the roof of this car. Wow, this is nice, man. Man, I wonder what public school Malachi is in. I don't know, man. This is nice, huh? I would probably take the whole drive home like this. He actually did it. He, he, he actually took it.

• 53:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You couldn't blame me though, could you? Brother, we are the company already won the 50. Oh, the company won it? Yeah, we won, we won, it is, but we won the Elon giveaway. We could have dispersed the 50, we could have just banked the 50, not even giving away. We can disperse it. No, but I'm saying, but you got that situation and you took it. Yeah, break all off 10.

• 53:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Thousand.

• 53:38Speaker 03

  Split it evenly or you take it, can't talk to anybody ever again?

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, take it, can't talk to anybody ever again. That's cruel. Okay, okay. That's unfair that I split it. Now this, now this, now this is, this is a true, is he an X or is he, we split it.

• 53:55Cameron Kennedy?

  50 50, 25 goes to you. The other 25 is dispersed evenly. Or you get all 50. I don't want it to be 25 25. I want it to be like 45 15. We're either splitting 50 50 and then our 50 gets dispersed or you get all 50 million. 45 15, right, is 50. 45 and 15 is 60%. That's 60 million.

• 54:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, now that words. Uh, no. Wait, who's getting split between?

• 54:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're all three of you? And, and C.

• 54:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, oh, you know what? Oh my, okay, this is the last straw, this last straw. Forty Ms. Go to you. Forty million dollars. Out of the fifty? Out of the fifty. Yeah, yeah. Two point five, two point five, two point five, two point five. I would want you to get more. Well, there we go. Two point six. I go, sorry, boys, but now we're talking. I go, I go, come on, okay, seven point five, we go one, one, and then point five.

• 54:56Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, CEO Santa, thank you, thank you so much. That was honestly amazing, but I'm not gonna lie. What's up, man? And this, this might seem like a little backhanded, cuz you just did something so gracious, so loving, but it is the Christmas episode. It is Christmas season. So you're gonna do some Christmas riddles? We gotta do some Christmas riddles. And that, and see, that's why I don't, that's why, that's why if I got a hundred million dollars, I'm not talking to you. You can't, you can't deter me from my plan, just like I said. What if I was like, oh, no, no gifts, no gifts, nope, you had that? We have some riddles locked and loaded. And I'm starting to not look forward to holidays, cuz every time there's a holiday, I get a riddle. I don't like this. All right, let's go. It's like same, just different holiday. Yeah, let's go. All right. All right. Do y'all believe in me? Let's get a, come on. Let's get a, here we go. Let's go, Santa.

• 55:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you. May the riddles commence. Let's do it.

• 55:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Johnny's lineage goes back three hundred centuries. Black or white?

• 55:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Black or white? Where was he at? What side of history was he on? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Here we go, here we go. A child gets twelve gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day matching. First of all, that, no, did you see how quick you ran to go get a whiteboard? No, that's fucked up. No, that's, that's messed up. I mean, there was absolutely no belief. As soon as he heard a number. Johnny's got twelve, Pearson. I got your boss. He said, no worries. Wait, it is over there. It is. Actually, I put it over there. So, no, I put it by the clothes over there, somewhere. Anyway, I can get this in my head, believe in me. Oh, no. Here we go. A child gets 12 gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day matching its numbers. So, one...

• 56:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Each on a day matching its numbers. That's what Milo had in that show. That's a problem. So what? When you match things with colors, isn't it? No, that was colors and numbers, and he was abducted.

• 56:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Hot take: bad parenting. Bad, terrible husband. Just, I mean, awful father. Just bad person at that point. Very bad person. Mother needs to get looked at, too. Little bit, little bit. How do you not see any signs? Here we go. Whiteboard in hand, expo in the other. A child gets 12 gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day matching its number. One, on day one. Two, on day two. Okay. Et cetera, et cetera. How many total gifts did the child receive?

• 57:30Cameron Kennedy?

  One, one, two, two, three, three, four, four, five, five. Your fours, by the way, I might add, if there was one more digit added to your fours in the same way you drew that, we'd be in trouble. That looks like propaganda. Your fours are so close to something that we do not stand for. That is, I mean, that is, that's bad. That's actually funny. Oh. No, no, no, no. No, no, that's not what I meant. Sorry, Pierce.

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. No. There you go. There you go. I need a calculator. Let's get to, dude. So, look, I mean, this is easy. It just takes a long time. No, it's actually second grade math, easy. Twenty four...

• 58:17Cameron Kennedy?

  One plus two, one plus two, plus three, plus four, plus five, plus six, plus seven, plus eight, plus nine, plus 10, plus 11, plus 12. Equals 78 gifts. 78 gifts. Good job. First one's right. He got 78 gifts? Yeah, no, I don't even know what his parents do. Parents are doctors and lawyers. They're doing something. Maybe a little side hustle. Thank you, guys. Thank you. A good, good first one. Good first one. Santa can't get an eraser? Thank you, please.

• 58:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, please, it's crazy. You just throw it. Ready? Yep. It's actually accurate. I wear green in the dark of winter. Though I am not warm. I am trimmed, though I'm not clothing. And when I'm dry,

• 59:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm thrown away. Oh, okay. What am I? So you're, so the first part is you stay in the dark. I wear green in the dark of winter. You wear green in the dark of winter. Okay. Stop. Don't want to get you too flustered. You are green in the dark of winter? Yes. Okay. Green equals winter. Though I am not warm.

• 59:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Not warm. Okay. I am trimmed, though I'm not clothing. Trimmed. It's, it's a tree. And when I'm dry. It's, it's a tree. I'm thrown away. It's tree. Wrong. When you're dry, you're thrown away. What am I? Dry, you're thrown away. What was before dry and thrown away? I'm trimmed, though I'm not clothing. Yes. And when I'm dry. I'm thrown away. So you, so, so you're green in, you're gr- green in winter. I wear green in the dark of winter. You're not warm. Though I am not warm. You're cold, so it's something cold and green. You're trimmed, like, so, pubic areas? I'm tr- yeah, maybe, maybe a little, maybe a little runway. A landing strip?

• 1:00:07Cameron Kennedy?

  A little landing strip. I'm trimmed, though I'm not clothing. You're trimmed. That's the part that's making me think pubic area. It might be, it sounds very pubic-y. Yeah. It sounds sexual. How do you keep yours? When I'm dry. What's your natural state? I've done a landing strip before. Right now, I'm a little, little grizzly. Have you ever carved your name? Carve my name? No. I've carved your name. It's easier than mine. Three letters, five. Your name has six letters? It doesn't have five?

• 1:00:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't make this.

• 1:00:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't have as many.

• 1:00:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Whatever, man. Dude, that's why I'm always worried if- Oh, no! That's on- you know Oz Pearlman? The guy that mentalist? Oh, oh, he- You silly. Oh, my god! He'd find out your deepest, darkest secrets. No, no, my thing is, cuz I watch a lot of his videos and he's like, "Think of a name", and he goes, "Does it have six letters?", so I'd be- my- And that's why I'm worried about him coming here, like, I want him to. You would li- you- you would- Think about this, you would be so bad, you would ruin- Ruin his mentalist experience. Yeah, he'd be like, "Your PIN number is?", and I'd be like- Is it? "Oh, wait, I forgot, it's actually seven digits." Like, at the end of the bit! He's like, "We're going." He goes, "Yeah, we're outta here, get out." Green, but not worn. Green in- green in the winter, not warm- Yes. Trimmed. Not clothing. Dry, throwaway. Throwaway. What am I? A snowflake.

• 1:01:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Snowflakes are green?

• 1:01:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Snowflakes are green? Hey, oh, eggs, eggs! Eggs, green eggs and ham! Green eggs and ham! Eggs? Green eggs and ham. They fed us at an elementary school. That was- Someone's mom came in on like, her day off, she was a stay-at-home, she made- A little griddle in the back? No seasoning or nothing. Just straight food coloring and eggs? Tinsel smelled like dogs and shit. Whole room smelled like- For the rest of the day. Yeah. Eggs was your final answer? Yeah. Okay, that's wrong. The answer's a wreath. A wreath? A wreath. It's a tough word for me. A wreath. Okay, here we go. Sorry. It's okay, hype me up, it was okay. Yeah, no, he's one for one, one for one. Good effort. Good answer, good answer. Oh, my god, us on Family Feud, by the way. Unbelievable. No, no. Good answer, good answer. We'd fight.

• 1:02:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I stand in the cold- It's not a good idea. Wearing white every morning. And losing my clothes by noon. What am I? Put that creepy grin away. He said, "Oh, clothesless." You know. Said, "You nude." I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning. I know what it is. And losing my clothes by noon, what am I? I know what it is. Go for it. And I learned a lot about my body when I built one of these. It's a snowman.

• 1:02:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Snowman!

• 1:02:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that a snowman? Not a snowman. So I was vulnerable at how I experienced things on a snowman, and I was still wrong. My, my snowman had holes all over it. I mean, it looked like he got hit by a bunch of BB guns. It's like he got caught in crossfire in an airsoft battle. Just because I was a curious boy. He said, "Oh god, it's cold."

• 1:03:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning, and this is the part you need to key focus on. And losing my clo-

• 1:03:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not, to hear from this. And losing my clothes by noon.

• 1:03:38Cameron Kennedy?

  By noon. Okay, if you get another wrong guess, we'll workshop it together. So noon, something happens. I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning, and losing my clothes by noon. What am I? And it's not a snowman. You just said it perfect. Something happens at noon. What typically happens at noon? At lunch? Lunch happens? Good answer! Good answer, good answer! Lunch!

• 1:04:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You can tell his family watched it.

• 1:04:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, okay, so, no, lunch wasn't my guess. It was like- Oh, okay, yeah, it was a clue. Horrible clue. What else happens at noon? So, I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning, and losing my clothes by noon. I stand in the cold. Where's the cold? What does that mean they're standing? You know what I just caught myself doing, and I saw it in the comment? When I'm thinking, I become a mouth breather, and it doesn't help with my unsophisticated-

• 1:04:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like this. Oh my god. Outside is where they're standing. What happens at noon? This tornado alarm? I knew you were gonna say that! No! The test, the emergency signal test? No! At noon, it's fair to say that what happens- What the happens at noon? From the cold mornings at noon- The sun rises. Which means what? It gets hot. Okay? Ice cream. Losing my ice cream's his guess. Ice cream, Steve!

• 1:05:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Snow. Hard and fairly. You got one chance to steal. Snow. Close but wrong. Ice. Close but wrong. Sleep. Snow is not, if there's enough snow, it's not gonna guaranteed leave. Think about something that's very gentle, very fragile. It's gonna leave if it hits noon, get some heat. Why is, I think noon's throwing me off. Does it actually, does it actually matter the ti- Oh my god, that was a good one. I mean, that knuckle dug right into that VMO. Oh wow, it's gonna bruise. Oh my, I mean, I'm talking bruising. Does it actually ma- Oh, that Norma Tex can use tonight. Oh god. Does it actually matter the time of the day? Yes. Oh, oh, no, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. Don't spit again, I'm done. Frost. Frost. A morning frost. It stands in the-

• 1:05:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Stands- That's stupid as-

• 1:05:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey Steve, that's dumb.

• 1:05:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me one more, give me one more, give me one more. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Here we go, here we go. Good answer.

• 1:06:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, he wants, he wants to work for Family Feud. I'm red but never spoken. Opened but never unwrapped. And placed beneath the tree, though I am not a gift. A tree skirt. What am I? A tree skirt. No sir. No sir. Eh, no sir. It's under the tree. I am red but never spoken. So it's red that can't talk. Opened but never unwrapped. Open but never unwrapped. Placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift. So it's not red, they want you to think it's wrapping paper, but it's not wrapping paper. No sir. Um, um, open but red. Is red important? I am red but never spoken. That means you can't talk. Opened but never unwrapped. Open but never unwrapped.

• 1:06:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I am placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift. A ribbon. A bow. A ribbon bow. Good answer. Great answers. Good answer, good answer. Ribbon bow! Give me a hint. That's not on there.

• 1:07:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it painfully obvious what this thing is? Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, okay, so let's see. Your family has it. Fourth cam has it. Y'all have it? CEO Santa doesn't. I'm surprised, because Pierce doesn't celebrate. Um, this, this thing can be given on all other occasions. It can be given? This one is just... Red rocket. It's a speci... What was that? Red rocket? As in a dog weiner. Red rocket.

• 1:07:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it can be given on... You ever have a non-neutered pup running around? I mean, Malcolm took advantage of some pillows. I mean, I mean, he absolutely ran through some furniture. You ready for this one? Yeah, go ahead. Red rocket!

• 1:08:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Santa's... Nope, that wasn't my...

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I need, okay. But maybe my tree was different. We didn't have much under there. Like, it was just gifts. Okay. I, okay, listen, go line by line. Ow. Line by line. "I am read..." I got that. "...but never spoken." So it's something that's red that can't talk. Oh, it's a fire truck. Okay, you know what, we're gonna actually, we're gonna do this quickly. We're gonna do this quickly. "I am read..." But can't talk. R-E-A-D. Oh. R-E-A-D. The New Testament.

• 1:08:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the Bible. "I am read..." The book. "...but never spoken." Books don't speak. "Opened..."

• 1:08:47Cameron Kennedy?

  "...but never wrapped, never unwrapped, rather, sorry." "...and placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift." An instruction manual. You're getting closer. Believe it or not, an instruction manual is a lot better than fire hydrant, dog weiner, or whatever your first guess was. New Testament. Getting a lot closer than... Oh, it's like Matthew and Mark. Is it the price tag?

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not understanding. I'm genuinely not. Eh, third one. Other family. Christmas card. You gift Christmas cards, you dumb. It's not a gift. It's not a gift. Are Christmas cards not gifts? If they're- Are Christmas cards not gifts? The card itself is not a gift, no. Yes, it is. No, it's not. You've never just gifted somebody a card? Okay, so if I give you a card- Mm-hmm. That has fifty dollars cash in it. Didn't say that had cash in it. So if I give you a card, that's a gift- Not everybody's fortunate enough for that. Sometimes all you can get- If I give you a card- Sorry, you view the lens of your upper-middle class? I don't, right? I'm still with everybody. And so sometimes people can't, don't know you, don't put your- You have not handwritten a card since 2018. You don't know where my hands have gone. They're not on cards, pins or cards. Listen, you can definitely gift a Christmas card.

• 1:09:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Some that pop up. There's ones that are like 3D and they pop up and they sing The Office. Or there's some of whatever present that's there at the time. That's still a card. And that's what I'm saying. You can give somebody a card. This is a really cool card to give to you. Traditionally, according to the riddle. I don't know, chat. Put it in the comments below. Is my hair popping out? Yes, it is. We want one more simple one since that was a disputed- No, I know. I want to end on that. Yeah, you're bad. You're bad. This is a Christmas episode. We're wrapping it up here. Pun intended. Or not. We have-

• 1:10:30Cameron Kennedy?

  We have something special, Cam. This past weekend, we found out the gender of your baby, right? We did. We sure did. And in real time, we don't know, except for Robbie. Crazy. But for the, um, for the You Should Know fam, we recorded the moment we all found out- We did. At the gender reveal. And luckily, this episode has Spotify video, so the people on Spotify can watch it as well. Go be a part of it. Enjoy, uh, finding out the gender of, uh, baby number two.

• 1:11:04Speaker 03

  What's up, bubba? Boy or girl?

• 1:11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I got team boy. Going two for two. Yeah, I would go team girl, so Liv could have a- Break.

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  We're in the back.

• 1:11:16Speaker 03

  Team boy.

• 1:11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, there's all boys in here. I got a girl.

• 1:11:26Speaker 00

  You got a girl? I got a girl. You got a boy?

• 1:11:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Two years in a row, I'm going girl.

• 1:11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I gotta go boy, but I wanted to be a girl just to take out a balance. We love everybody in here, we appreciate you being here. Uh, alright. Five.

• 1:11:43Speaker 03

  What are you doing?

• 1:11:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Four. Three. Two. One.

• 1:12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, everybody, thank you so much for being a part of that special, very, very special moment with us. I'm glad that you got to be there through the screen. You got to witness it in real time, kinda, whenever we did. So, thank you for that, but, per usual, we absolutely love each and every single one of you. We cannot wait to see you again next week. 2026 is gonna be an incredible year. It's gonna be amazing, but Merry Christmas, spend some good time with your family. Or don't. Everything, yeah, according to Pete, to hell with your family. But, we'll see you under that tree, Koala Royalty, you got a very special episode coming to you on Christmas Day. Five Days of Christmas over on Patreon. Right now, first link in the description, click that, go join the Koala Club, it's amazing place. Merry Christmas, confuse the casuals, and get your good karma.

• 1:12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Very, very, very simple code. M? Careful. C? U, Marvel Cinematic Universe. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, everybody. Merry Christmas, everybody, remember, oh, I love doing this because it's Christmas. One out of every two koalas don't make it home to Christmas, and we will see ya next time. Merry Christmas, and this is the koala bear that made it home. That's, well, that's one out of ten. That didn't. That didn't make it. Oh, so he captured him, he abducted a koala. He's captive. You know we own a, you know we own a koala bear, right? I do know that. We got adopted when it tore. Yeah, we need to, uh... I'm sure he's not with us anymore. We need to go visit, he might be dead. Yeah. Might have died. Cause in the picture, he didn't look too healthy.

• 1:13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Really didn't, kinda old, lot of...

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