Fake 49ers Football Player and The Scamming Cruise Preacher with Dulcè Sloan

Comedian and future make-up mogul Dulce Sloan is back, and this time she’s not touching broke dick! Today’s episode features two new instantly iconic scams. First, in Historic Hoodwinks, fake San Francisco 49ers player Daejon Love scammed 24 women out of more than $1 million. Then Pastor Armonte Wilson scammed Influencer Vanessa Phillips out of $1000, but she got on that cruise and got her lick back. SUPPORT DULCE https://www.dulcesloan.com/, https://www.nomorebrokedick.com/ Just Pull Up Improv Show Tickets, SOCIALS: Dulcé Sloan: @dulcesloan Laci Mosley: @divalaci WE'RE ON YOUTUBE: Join us on YouTube! See Laci, the guests, and fraudsters: https://www.youtube.com/@ScamGoddess SOURCES https://abc7ny.com/story/san-francisco-49ers-impersonator-daejon-love-taylor-jamie-chan-charged-fake-player-scheme/19758995/ https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/woman-targeted-by-fake-49er-on-dating-app-speaks-out/ https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/alleged-fake-49ers-player-scam-183030190.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIwADEcUY9qM8gaeyUSJ-KgjbBgeOCeWkNtnjXdbFXDDf101h9-IAWhf2bYsRC1gjfEdZDknxU0fPTZhMr6AdAq1obsfW3v9NuXo_hUQINbod5SQG-94ZXB7ta-KX27UB1NnbyHDqHB3NIc26CFQvUr-wVflw9QMt83SNY4Yx10Z https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/alleged-fake-49ers-player-scam-183030190.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIwADEcUY9qM8gaeyUSJ-KgjbBgeOCeWkNtnjXdbFXDDf101h9-IAWhf2bYsRC1gjfEdZDknxU0fPTZhMr6AdAq1obsfW3v9NuXo_hUQINbod5SQG-94ZXB7ta-KX27UB1NnbyHDqHB3NIc26CFQvUr-wVflw9QMt83SNY4Yx10Z https://ca.style.yahoo.com/pastor-faces-damning-scrutiny-users-220511359.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIwADEcUY9qM8gaeyUSJ-KgjbBgeOCeWkNtnjXdbFXDDf101h9-IAWhf2bYsRC1gjfEdZDknxU0fPTZhMr6AdAq1obsfW3v9NuXo_hUQINbod5SQG-94ZXB7ta-KX27UB1NnbyHDqHB3NIc26CFQvUr-wVflw9QMt83SNY4Yx10Z https://ca.style.yahoo.com/pastor-faces-damning-scrutiny-users-220511359.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIwADEcUY9qM8gaeyUSJ-KgjbBgeOCeWkNtnjXdbFXDDf101h9-IAWhf2bYsRC1gjfEdZDknxU0fPTZhMr6AdAq1obsfW3v9NuXo_hUQINbod5SQG-94ZXB7ta-KX27UB1NnbyHDqHB3NIc26CFQvUr-wVflw9QMt83SNY4Yx10Z See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:08Speaker 01

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• 0:13Speaker 02

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• 0:30Laci Mosley?

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• 2:50Speaker 05

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• 3:15Speaker 07

  What's poppin', congregation-ish girl? Lacey Mosley, aka Scam Goddess, back with another installment of the podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them. But one thing's for sure, we will always laugh at the scammers, but never at the victims. And y'all know that I'm very what? Yes, I'm excited, I'm thrilled, I'm elated. Okay, we've got a coastal baddie in the building. Dulce Sloan is a stand-up comic, actress, and producer. She's currently on tour, so get your tickets now. Her one-woman show, Sunnyside Down, is in development, and she's producing the improv show, Just Pull Up, with Dulce Sloan and Camille Waters, live in LA.

• 3:57Speaker 07

  We'll put the links for each show in the footnotes, as we do. And also, as you can see right here and probably on my lips, mm, yes. Dulce is also the creator of Giggle Gloss. Okay, and it's good, it's nice and creamy. Okay, Rihanna, you might need to watch out, sis, but let's go ahead and welcome Dulce to the show. Dulce, how are you? Hello. I'm so happy to have you here. Me, I'm so glad to be here. It's funny, because I looked like I was gonna wear this different dress, and it was like a red, kind of like a burgundy-looking dress. And something told me, look at what the setup is. Because sometimes it's like when you wear a dress in a podcast, you're like, alright, let me make sure this ain't showing and that ain't showing, or whatever. And then I saw the set, and I was like, oh, I need to change my dress.

• 4:41Speaker 07

  Because I would have blended completely into... I would have been this plant girl, I would have been full-on camouflaged. I thought it was very difficult for you to blend into anything. Well, my mouth would have been fully like... But the rest of my body would have blended in like the Viet Cong. You wouldn't have been able to find me, friend. She's just a chair, uh-uh. I am a chair, I am one with the wall, I cannot be seen. So yeah, I was like a little popification. I put my good hair on, I put my little face together. You look fantastic. Thank you, thank you. You helped me with my face. You saw me, and I was like trying to finish up, and you were like, oh, I started this lip gloss. I was like, ooh, yes. Yes, so I started there with another comedian, Lace Larrabee, it was my mom's idea. Because another comic used to call me and Lace the pretty girl clique. I love that. Because Lace used to do pageants, she was Miss Cobb County.

• 5:26Speaker 07

  And I'm a theater kid. So me and Lace would come to shows, like when we're starting out, and it was like, I got clothes, I got my faces on, I got makeup on, and I'm dressed. And they'd be like, why are y'all dressed up like this? I was like, because there's an audience. Right. People came to see us. I don't need to look like I just woke up. I don't need to be in my boyfriend's pajama pants. People paid money to see a performance. I'm going to dress as such. So it took me a long time to get out of, hey, this is a bar show. You don't have to do all of that. I mean, but I always felt like that was so strange when I was doing stand-up, especially in New York when I started, that people would be like, oh, well, you better be as pretty or as funny as you are pretty. I was like, is that a threat? And now those same weird men are my DMs, like, congratulations. I'm like, what, what's wrong with... And for a while, I would wear turtlenecks and try to like really cover up

• 6:11Speaker 07

  so people would take me seriously. And then, I don't know, I just got to a certain point, I was like, I could be funny in some hoochie shorts. I can be funny with my titties out. I think I didn't get that as much, because I was talking to another comedian, Shalaywa Sharp, and she's like, if you're in a male-dominated business where a lot of the men don't want to sleep with you, they just let you do your job? And so, nobody was... Depending on what room I was in. So I was like, when I was doing... I was about to say, I can't imagine that's the fact in every room. You are fine, so... And that was, and believe me, and I'm always confused when I walk out in the world single with these titties. And so, it's like, some rooms, I don't... Nobody's saying nothing to me, I'm not having no issues. And then other rooms that I'm in, it's some people being like, you know, hey, well, what you doing? I'm like, ah, ah, ah. So it was kind of like, depending on what the environment was,

• 6:55Speaker 07

  was depending on like how uncomfortable or comfortable I needed to be. But I was around stand-up two years before I started doing stand-up. And so, and a lot, and a comic, Big Kenny, brought me in and was mentoring me. So that was the other thing, where like I had an old head mentoring me. So it was like, oh, don't, don't, that's Big Kenny's girl, leave her alone. As in, like, that's his niece. Like, that's his niece, leave her alone, don't mess with her. So there's a lot of stuff I didn't have to deal with, I think, because it was like, I'm one of the old head's nieces. So you're not gonna say nothing, because I could be like, ah, such and such did, he's like, man, now I got to get up. So, it's, I think because I had like a little bit of covering on me when I first started, it's, there was some stuff that I just didn't, that I was blessed to not have to deal with. But when it came to like, I never had any guy saying anything

• 7:40Speaker 07

  about me being like dressed up and being on stage. It was mostly other women that were saying something. But it was the ones in the pajama pants. I was about to say, like, you know, we always ask like what's your relationship with scams? And like, you've kind of already delved into like the beginning of your stand-up career of like people trying to convince you to conform, or... Well, yeah, because it was also like, it's like when you get certain places, like when people don't know what to do with you. So it was, it was always like, it was a frumpy girl asking me while I was dressed up. And I think I had looked at the girl one day, I was like, the question isn't why I'm dressed up. It's why you're not. The question is why you're not. Who's, whose clothes are we wearing right now? Right. It was like, oh, my boyfriend. Girl, you don't need to look like he's about to go to bed. There are people paid for this show. Yeah. You're giving a show. So act like you're doing, you're performing tonight.

• 8:25Speaker 07

  And so, that was, so once I got, I hit someone with that question, it was like, oh, I don't have to deal with this anymore. Because it was like, oh, this is the answer that... This is the question she's going to give us. Well, why are you, or why are you not? Exactly. It's like, this is obviously projection. But I will say, I have seen the scam of us like getting less and less and less from our performers in live shows. Like, people wonder why we're so obsessed. Well, at least I'll speak for myself, why I love Beyonce so much is that like, even if I don't like all the songs, like, she comes out and she gonna sell it to you. She go dance, she go sweat, she go sing. You know, she, Matthew Knowles had them running down the treadmill singing, like, that's performing. And now, you know, I was seeing clips on TikTok of like a Daniel Caesar concert where he came out in bath slippers and was laying on the ground, letting the audience... Sing the song.

• 9:08Speaker 07

  And I said, people are paying upwards of like 200, 300, depending on where you're sitting, maybe in the thousands of dollars, to watch you lay on the floor and have them sing your songs. Work ethic. I mean, listen, people got really mad at Kim Kardashian when she said, get off your ass and work. Nobody wants to work anymore. Nobody wants to work anymore. And as someone who never wanted to work. I get it. As someone who knew that I was gonna have to work my whole life. Yeah. Cause like, I remember, cause the thing is, I grew up in Atlanta. So I remember seeing black trophy wives. Like, people don't talk about, that's a different level. Okay, listen, Real Housewives of Atlanta made all of the franchises. Right. And it used to be trophy wives on it. Right, there used to be, and now New Jersey's the only one with married women on it. But, like, we're, like, you're from the South too.

• 9:52Speaker 07

  So it's just like, you're from Texas, I'm from Georgia. We are seeing generational black wealth. Oh, of course. And I have seen the generational black wealth. Now, the thing is still, she still can't talk. Black trophy wives can't talk, white trophy wives can't talk. They, that's the main thing, they can't talk. And so, when you learn as a young girl, that to be this trophy wife, you're not gonna be able to speak. I'm like, oh, I'm out. I can't shut up. I cannot shut up. I know that about me as a wee girl. I remember watching Lifestyles Original Famous, and this girl's like, not talking, and they're showing the house. And I was just like, men don't show a house, women show a house. Yeah. But then I was like, oh, she's the fourth wife. She just got here, she didn't know where anything is. So I think this where the spoons are. She's just like, ah, and our wallpaper came from France. Like, she doesn't know, she just learned where the bathrooms were.

• 10:38Speaker 07

  So like, I just was, and there's just so much working out you have to do. Oh, so much working out. And it's like, I enjoy, you know, I get my step, I'm getting my step, you know, going back to getting my steps in, whatever, cause I'm a recurring my surgery. But I'm just like, there's, that's a full time. In this industry, when I see like, a real fine person, woman or ma, or, you know, woman or male, like, sometimes I'd be looking at them like, damn, you are so fine. I wish that, and it's not that I don't have the confidence to like, maybe like, you know, flirt with you or something, but it's just that I'm like, I feel like we would have to be fine together, and I don't wanna get abs. Like, so. I can tell you as someone. I don't wanna jog with you. I have never wanted to jog with anybody in my life, not friends, not like, in-laws. I can say, as.

• 11:22Speaker 07

  And I heard run clubs, they be fucking. That's where they be having the sex. But you are kidnappable. Oh, thank you. My book starts. Thank you so much. So like, because you are kidnapped size, right? It makes sense for you to not run, because you're kidnapped size. And the thing is, if you get kidnapped outside of Atlanta or Texas, right? You gotta get kidnapped in the South for it to hit the news.

• 11:47Speaker 07

  Damn. There's a black woman missing, they're not gonna tell you that out there in Los Angeles. If a black woman goes missing in Birmingham? Whose niece is this? Whose daughter is this? You see what I'm saying? That one girl messed it up for all of us. They finally looked for us, and then she destroyed everything. I have a whole joke about that. But it's, and you know what? And we were, and we were on our side, and then we weren't, and just like, let's move forward. Yeah. So like, for instance, it's like, if I'm ever murdered, I have to get murdered in the South. Because I have to go, oh. I think it's pretty national now. No, no, no. International too. You could get murdered anywhere. No, you can get murdered anywhere. No, but I mean, I feel like it would get on the news anywhere. I don't know. I think so. You hope. No, I think so. I think you could like, be in a Clearwater boat accident, and we would hear about it all over.

• 12:31Speaker 07

  Now, a boating accident, definitely getting out there. Because they're gonna go, why is her black ass on a boat? Yeah, that's true. And the thing is, as a Georgia, Florida Negro, I'm a fuzzy navel. And so, I love a boat. One of my goals in life is to own a boat. Now, are they the most cost effective? No. No, but if I have a boat, then I'm not worrying about the cost of the boat. And that's the blessing, right? And so, I'm very aquatic, I'm very buoyant, the sea will never take me. Land will probably take me out. But, I love the idea of like, oh, she fell off her boat. She fell off her family's boat. And the problem is, I can't drown. Remember the kid you would swim on the bottom of a pool? Yeah. Never been able to do it. Really?

• 13:16Speaker 07

  I'd just float back up to the top. I'm the opposite, I'm super dense. Mm-hmm. The muscles just go boom, boom, straight. Listen, I had a friend who went to the Navy, and he was so skinny, that he couldn't float on his back or on his face. And they call it a dead man float. Yeah, that's what I am. He can't do it. He would sink straight to the bottom, he almost could not get through the Navy. Yeah. Because they're like, you gotta be able to swim. And he's like, eh. He kinda picked the wrong one. That's like, when I tried to do ballet as a kid. I remember I was eight, my mom put me in ballet, I think a little younger. And I remember the mistress, at least that's what they called him at the time. Dance teacher? Yeah. Crazy name. Right? That's the ballet dance teacher, she's a mistress. It's none of my business. I mean, listen, I just think that's why they can do all the mental torture to you, cause they got a fancier name. Yeah, we just called ours Miss Such and Such. Yeah, cause I feel like if your dance teacher was like, you need to lose weight,

• 14:01Speaker 07

  he'd be like, nah, you're doing too much, Miss Katie. But if the mistress is like, you're like, oh, I need this for my career. But I asked her, I remember maybe like, seven, eight, I was like, do I have a future in this? Cause I hated it. And she was like, with that body type, no. And I was like, thank you so much. And I packed my bag up, and I never came back. It's a fair question. My college had like, a very. I wasn't Misty Copeland, I wasn't fighting through that. I had a rhythm. My college had a very strong dance program. I went to Brunel University, uh, in Gainesville, Georgia. And the women's, I graduated from the Women's College in 2005. And, the dance majors, like the black dance majors, they would have white teachers, like, when they were younger, not in college, but just because of the shapes of their, just because they had butts, a lot of them. They were just like, oh, this body is not made for dance. And she's like, I dance better than everybody in here.

• 14:46Speaker 07

  And my mother's not taking me out of this class. Period. My mother pays full price. So how about I'm saying that? And one of the girls, she said that was always a thing, just because they had, now, mind you, the girl was thin as a rail. Yeah. No titties, but she was just all, she had a little ass. But she was also still that big, and her dance teacher would always have something to say. But that was before booty became popular. That was before, uh, Mr. Cheeks. With us, it was always popular. I know, but I mean mainstream. I'm mainstream white lies. Cause remember, they used to call, remember fat ass? They'd be like, oh, fat ass, and it'd be like, that would be a mean thing. No, cause I had a whole fat body. What I will say is that I don't understand why. That was such a.

• 15:23Speaker 07

  With the whole, like, I remember them talking about how big Jennifer Lopez's ass was. Yeah, I used to think it was way bigger. And I was like, and then the time, I was like, I don't, well, who's this ass we're talking about? Cause also, I'm from the South. And so, even our Latin women here are built different than this. I could never see the ass, I didn't know the ass was in the room. Cause I remember Jay Leno specifically talking about how Jennifer Lopez, like, at the Grammys or something. And like, she got there in two limos, one for her and one for her ass. And then I remember seeing her on the red carpet and being like, where is this ass they are talking about? Because I promise you, I got a, I got a baby doll in here with more ass than this lady. Like, I don't know, I just was always confused. I think it's a perspective. It's perspective. When you got a Taylor Swift booty.

• 16:08Speaker 07

  I'm not saying anything about it, Swifties don't come after me, okay? I know y'all worse than the CIA, but like, you know, in comparison, one would look, uh, much larger. I don't like the fact that you have to worry about a conglomerate of people on the internet who are fans of Latin. Worry about. But it's always like, oh, you know what, the Swifties, like, I just, I think it's. I still said what I said. Right. But here is my thing, cause I remember like, when I was in high school, like when boy, like when N'Sync and Backstreet Boys were a big thing. And I remember this girl in my math class, she just could not stop talking about anything, we needed an example in class. N'Sync da-da-da, N'Sync da. And I just learned, I looked at her and I said, hey, do you know if you died tomorrow, Justin Timberlake would not know or care?

• 16:50Speaker 07

  Because she kept interrupting my math class. And what I really needed her to know was the truth. And so, my teacher was like, don't say. And then she called me to her desk, and she said,

• 17:00Speaker 07

  that was not right. She said, but thank you. But I did not say anything. You know she had a kid happy hour about that one, with the other teachers. Listen, I was 16 and pissed, I was trying to learn this math. And, cause she was stressing it, cause it wouldn't be this long story, she wouldn't shut up, and I'm just like, Tabitha, girl, you were, I'm trying to learn this, I, I, no one knows algebra, and we're really not gonna use it. So like, can we stop right now? And so, the teacher was like, don't say, you shouldn't have said that, thank you for saying that. You did need to say it, thank you so much for saying it. And I was just like, ah, okay. And then she got really upset, like, you made her sad. I said, she's been interrupting our class for the entire semester. And we've all felt this way. It was like, you know, pimp dies.

• 17:41Laci Mosley?

  That remind me of bye, bye, bye.

• 17:43Speaker 07

  Bye, bye, bye, bye. Can I please learn this math? So I think the scam has always been that we have been told great things about whiteness.

• 17:53Laci Mosley?

  Oh, of course.

• 17:54Speaker 07

  And we have to remember, and I saw this on the interwebs, and I think it's something that we do not talk about enough, is that when the English were colonizing, they were not sending their best. And so, and then when people talk about legal immigration.

• 18:09Laci Mosley?

  They send like a bunch of religious nut jobs over here.

• 18:12Speaker 07

  And convicts. Have you heard about the history of Australia?

• 18:15Laci Mosley?

  Of course.

• 18:16Speaker 07

  Have you heard, but also, did you know that Georgia was the same thing?

• 18:21Laci Mosley?

  And this is plausible to me. You know, Georgia, ATL has like the highest GDP scams in America, maybe the world.

• 18:28Speaker 07

  Oh, that's good.

• 18:29Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, we're achieving.

• 18:31Speaker 07

  And because, so Georgia was one of the original 13 colonies, and it was a penal colony, in the same way that Australia was a penal colony. So if you've ever wondered why the whites in Georgia are also wild?

• 18:44Speaker 07

  It's one because they're too, it's like, Atlanta whites are like New Orleans whites. Like, they're real close together, right? It's like, they're real close to black people, to the point, I keep seeing online, like, Atlanta white people going, "I'm in a place with no black people, and I don't feel safe."

• 18:57Laci Mosley?

  And they're not wrong.

• 18:58Speaker 07

  They're not wrong, because Atlanta white people be like, "Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, there's no black people here? I'm gonna head out."

• 19:03Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 19:04Speaker 07

  I'm gonna head out. Now, there's also the entire state of Georgia. What I'm saying is that.

• 19:07Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 19:08Speaker 07

  It's, I did not, because I keep hearing Scam Atlanta, and maybe it's because I aged out, because I haven't lived in Georgia for 10 years. I've lived in Atlanta for 10 years. So I don't know, but also what people don't realize is like, these aren't born and bred Atlantans doing most of these scams. Most of these scams are people come, they're, they're moving in to the city, and they get there, and they're like, "Ah, gotta survive here." But it's like, hey, if you couldn't make it in Arkansas, how do you think you was gonna make it here?

• 19:40Laci Mosley?

  If you couldn't make it in Nigeria.

• 19:42Speaker 07

  Listen.

• 19:42Laci Mosley?

  I think it got a little too crowded there. They were like, everybody's running the same scam.

• 19:45Speaker 07

  I don't think, listen, the Nigerians just on the internet. I also, I don't know what the scam, what are the scams, though? Like, what are they actually doing, other than convincing us that chicken and waffles is something that you should pay $30 for?

• 19:57Laci Mosley?

  Listen, have you not had a lemon pepper tini?

• 20:01Speaker 07

  I haven't been home in a while, and...

• 20:03Laci Mosley?

  That's what they doing out there in your hometown now, with a chicken wing on the, on the edge of the martini glass.

• 20:09Speaker 07

  That sounds wild, right? So when I went to Montreal the first time, I was a new face in 2015, and that was the first time, and so, and they call Bloody Marys in Canada Caesars.

• 20:21Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 20:22Speaker 07

  And I remember someone at this fancy, this, this, mid-range restaurant, and someone ordered a Caesar, and they brought it out, and there was a skewer in it, and it was ball of mozzarella. Chicken wing. Leaves of basil.

• 20:39Laci Mosley?

  All right.

• 20:40Speaker 07

  Ball of mozzarella. So the first time I ever saw that shenanigan was in Canada.

• 20:46Laci Mosley?

  Wow, I didn't even know the Canadians got down like that.

• 20:48Speaker 07

  I did not know either. What I will say is, is I will fight anybody who drinks tomato juice on a plane.

• 20:54Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, if it's a Clemato.

• 20:56Speaker 07

  It's disgusting.

• 20:57Laci Mosley?

  If, it needs to be mixed with the horseradish.

• 20:59Speaker 07

  It needs to be mixed with the ground. There's no reason for me to be smelling these things. I don't like...

• 21:06Laci Mosley?

  It is, it's a little too fragrant for a plane with recycled air.

• 21:09Speaker 07

  It's too fragrant for a plane, and someone's like, technically, it's a fruit juice, and I was like, I don't play this game. I don't play this game.

• 21:15Laci Mosley?

  Technically.

• 21:15Speaker 07

  Uh, listen, listen.

• 21:17Laci Mosley?

  Listen.

• 21:18Speaker 07

  And technically, a ghost is a ghoul. What are we talking about?

• 21:20Laci Mosley?

  This is true.

• 21:21Speaker 07

  But I don't know, I don't know about the scams in my hometown, I don't know what the kids are up to, but the, one of the biggest scams in Atlanta is Park Atlanta, I will say that.

• 21:29Laci Mosley?

  Park Atlanta? The club?

• 21:31Speaker 07

  No, Park Atlanta is, they have somehow, the city doesn't run like parking and parking tickets?

• 21:37Laci Mosley?

  Wow, I'm too ratchet, because there is a club called Park Atlanta, or no, it's in DC, damn, okay, go ahead.

• 21:42Speaker 07

  But I can say one of my favorite clubs in Atlanta was called The Library.

• 21:45Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 21:45Speaker 07

  Uh, because you could tell your mom, you were at The Library.

• 21:47Laci Mosley?

  I remember that.

• 21:48Speaker 07

  But yeah, Park Atlanta, the city was no longer running their own parking. And so it was a private company that was coming and giving everybody tickets. Somebody started making bumper stickers that said, "Everybody hates Park Atlanta," and so they were booting everybody's cars. And so I think it was last summer, and the girls have been gone for a while, but they're back now, the, um, the boot girls.

• 22:08Laci Mosley?

  Not the boot girls.

• 22:10Speaker 07

  And so what they do is they have keys to all of them, and so you call them up, and you think you cash app them like 40 bucks, and they will come and take the boot off your car.

• 22:19Laci Mosley?

  Okay, city girls up.

• 22:21Speaker 07

  Because here's the thing, is if you take the boot, you're technically stealing private property, but if you leave the boot, all you do is take a boot off your car, which is not illegal, apparently.

• 22:30Laci Mosley?

  Okay. I remember once, somehow I got a boot off my car in LA. This was I first moved here, and I was racking up parking tickets, because I lived in a place where I like found a place, had the best credit, was such a dumbass, didn't realize that there was only one parking garage spot, and I should have taken that over the largest bedroom, not realizing like with the comedy and the restaurant working and all of that, that moving my car at 6:00 AM every single day was going to become a challenge at some

• 22:56Speaker 07

  A problem.

• 22:57Laci Mosley?

  And so, it, it would be 6:01, like the parking, like the tow trucks would be waiting at the door for your shit.

• 23:03Speaker 07

  Ugly.

• 23:03Laci Mosley?

  And, um, they would just take my car, and so it racked up, and it's a huge way that people end up in debt, that's really crippling, it's so, and the, and the way that they target lower income neighborhoods with those tickets and with those boots and things, and I don't know, but somehow I got the boot off my car once, and I remember I just like threw it in the trash.

• 23:21Speaker 07

  Because I know a guy who got in trouble because he put the boot in his trunk.

• 23:23Laci Mosley?

  Allegedly.

• 23:24Speaker 07

  Allegedly, there used to be a way you could put like a screwdriver in him, also, I saw a guy, he's like, he took the whole tire off the car.

• 23:31Laci Mosley?

  He said, "You don't fuck this tire, I'm going to go here."

• 23:33Speaker 07

  Yeah. So what happens, because like the way that the boot works is because, like, that particular boot is just a big, like, basically like a crab claw, and so it stops you from driving the car, but it doesn't immobilize the car. So all you would have to do, the way that one was set off, is just take the car, take the tire off the car, and you could pry the boot off, and then put the tire back on. But that's why they started doing the ones with the plates on them. So then you can take off your leg nuts. I've never had my car booted, but I have had to change a tire in these nails, and didn't break one.

• 24:02Laci Mosley?

  Listen, I was young and dumb.

• 24:04Speaker 07

  Sometimes you got a screwdriver, and sometimes...

• 24:06Laci Mosley?

  Screwdriver to dream, you know?

• 24:08Speaker 07

  And sometimes that was allegedly, because it's always allegedly. Scams!

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• 24:25Speaker 01

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• 24:28Speaker 02

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• 24:31Speaker 01

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• 24:33Speaker 02

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• 24:40Speaker 01

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• 24:47Laci Mosley?

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• 27:04Speaker 05

  I'm glad I asked for help.

• 27:06Speaker 06

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• 27:14Speaker 07

  So what's these scams, baby girl?

• 27:15Laci Mosley?

  Speaking of a legend, yes, we're gonna get into historic hoodwinks. This is where I will regale Dulce with a famous con caper group of criminals. We'll see, we'll see if we like them, maybe we hate them. Uh, today, we're talking about the very highly anticipated episode. Um, if you caught Tamron Hall, I said I would be talking about this. We're talking about fake San Francisco 49ers player, Dejawn Love, who scammed 24 women out of more than $1.3 million. Dulce, why you looking at him like that? He clearly is San Francisco 49ers player, he got the headband, he's got the Under Armour.

• 27:53Speaker 07

  So, this is my question, because we never want to blame the victim. Ever. We never want to blame the victim.

• 28:02Laci Mosley?

  Of course.

• 28:03Speaker 07

  Ever, because they are victims. Why would a professional football player need money from you? Now, I am gonna say that there seems...

• 28:16Laci Mosley?

  To be a little bit of a cultural aspect to this.

• 28:19Speaker 07

  Oh, sustained. Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

• 28:23Laci Mosley?

  And I don't think anybody's gonna touch publicly, but I can.

• 28:26Speaker 07

  These are white girls. So these are white girls.

• 28:28Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, and like whites and whites mostly, yeah.

• 28:30Speaker 07

  I can tell you this, remember, uh, Girls Gone Wild?

• 28:35Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 28:36Speaker 07

  And remember, people were complaining about how there were never any black girls on Girls Gone Wild? So the white dude who was the founder of it.

• 28:44Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 28:45Speaker 07

  They kept hitting them like, why, why, why, why? And he just went and said, he said, because black girls won't do it for free.

• 28:51Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 28:53Speaker 07

  They won't do it for free. She said, he said, we can go to any city, any college, white girls, da, da, da. He said, black girls will not do this for free.

• 28:58Laci Mosley?

  Now, I will say culturally, we might have shifted a bit because, um, you know, they've been having some bike days and things where I was seeing all types of shenanigans.

• 29:06Speaker 07

  Now, listen to the thing, if it's, if it's a Freak Nick, biker weekend?

• 29:11Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 29:11Speaker 07

  Fine. But you not getting me on tape and selling millions of them. I'd be loose on a Friday night. But you not selling tapes.

• 29:20Laci Mosley?

  If you monetize.

• 29:21Speaker 07

  You're monetizing my titties? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 29:24Laci Mosley?

  I'm on the box of a VHS, like.

• 29:26Speaker 07

  Uh-uh.

• 29:26Laci Mosley?

  Nah, yeah.

• 29:27Speaker 07

  Cause the girl I went to college with, she wasn't the one with her titties out, but she was sitting in the gar, in the Jeep next to the girl in Panama City.

• 29:32Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 29:32Speaker 07

  And she was still guilty by association. Now, this particular situation, again.

• 29:36Laci Mosley?

  There's nothing wrong with showing a titty, it's just a memory.

• 29:39Speaker 07

  There's nothing wrong with showing titties.

• 29:41Laci Mosley?

  But if somebody's paying for them, then I want to cut.

• 29:44Speaker 07

  What's wrong is they weren't getting paid.

• 29:47Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 29:47Speaker 07

  Pay us for our work. And so, this particular situation, I don't understand it.

• 29:53Laci Mosley?

  Well, there's some different elements to it. It's not all everyone just giving the money away. And also, when I say cultural, I'm more, I'm more so mean to like, think about like when younger, like the college athletes who are definitely gonna go pro.

• 30:05Speaker 07

  Right.

• 30:06Laci Mosley?

  And think about who targets them and who supports them and uplifts them until they go pro and then they get married.

• 30:13Speaker 07

  Right, right, right, right.

• 30:14Laci Mosley?

  Pipeline of how to catch a baller. I'm not saying it's only white women, but they have definitely perfected it.

• 30:20Speaker 07

  Yeah, cause you got to come out the pockets with us.

• 30:22Laci Mosley?

  So maybe they were thinking they were supporting.

• 30:25Speaker 07

  So he was saying that he was in college, so this wasn't a Google.

• 30:27Laci Mosley?

  No, so he said he was playing for the 49ers. He said he's there.

• 30:30Speaker 07

  Didn't do one smooth Google.

• 30:33Laci Mosley?

  Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna help you out here, because people did try. So Mr. Love, it's two classics, like scams combined. The fake sports pro and a love scam.

• 30:42Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 30:42Laci Mosley?

  So Dejounte Love is 35. The FBI arrested him in August in Boise, Idaho. He started meeting women to scam on dating apps in 2022. He created fictitious personas on Bumble, Tinder, Facebook Dating, and Hinge.

• 30:57Speaker 07

  Facebook has dating?

• 30:58Laci Mosley?

  I didn't know they had that.

• 30:59Speaker 07

  Gross.

• 31:00Laci Mosley?

  I feel like you should never do Facebook Dating.

• 31:02Speaker 07

  Listen, somebody was like, well, what does poking mean? I'm like, hey, stop. And someone's like, stop bringing up the ancient texts.

• 31:07Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 31:08Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 31:08Laci Mosley?

  It, it was very innocent at the time. And now I feel like it's on Facebook Dating, they may be trying to poke you on there. I don't know. So he used aliases like John Love, Avril Leido Love, and Jordan Love.

• 31:24Speaker 07

  So Love was where he was stuck at?

• 31:26Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, he loved money is what it's given.

• 31:28Speaker 07

  Okay, so apparently he was gonna lose his family name. One part of the name has to be true to keep the live going.

• 31:34Laci Mosley?

  That's true. Also, you gotta be able to answer to something. If you change the whole name, somebody been calling me like, Crystal White. I'd be like, fuck, oh, right, me, Crystal White.

• 31:42Speaker 07

  And that's why I've always, that's what they tell you, if you're running a con, a part of the name has to be actually part of your name.

• 31:47Laci Mosley?

  So you can remember it.

• 31:49Speaker 07

  Right.

• 31:49Laci Mosley?

  So he pretended to be either a 49ers player or a wealthy real estate investor.

• 31:54Speaker 07

  See, that seems like the easiest way to scam, because real estate is easy to get somebody to fake invest in your fake real estate.

• 32:00Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, it's nebulous. And you know, maybe we can't actually see the house, or maybe we can, maybe you can walk through the property on the open house.

• 32:07Speaker 07

  The house is on Zillow, the house is on Redfin.

• 32:10Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 32:10Speaker 07

  The house is on Google Maps, it doesn't.

• 32:13Laci Mosley?

  So he spent four years creating fake investments to defraud women in California, Idaho, Washington, and Oregon. After gaining their trust, he would introduce them to his partner in crime, this is 18-year-old named Taylor Jamie Chan.

• 32:28Speaker 07

  18?

• 32:29Laci Mosley?

  Mm-hmm. Who pretended to be Love's financial advisor.

• 32:33Speaker 07

  18?

• 32:34Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 32:34Speaker 07

  For four years? So he's been scamming with his child since they were 14?

• 32:42Speaker 07

  Does he need to be on another list? What was he doing with this boy?

• 32:46Laci Mosley?

  I didn't even think about.

• 32:47Speaker 07

  That's the first thing I thought about. If they were scamming for four years, he has a, listen, he just got these teeth, he just got that forehead, you understand?

• 32:54Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 07

  You can tell he's short, he's, he just got this tall.

• 32:57Laci Mosley?

  Taylor's supposed to be in high school, he not supposed to be.

• 33:01Speaker 07

  He was out here scamming with a grown man, I am, we need to, he might also be a victim. Ooh. Cause here's the thing, if you're 30, if you're 31 years old, why are you hanging out with a 14-year-old Asian boy?

• 33:16Speaker 07

  Where did you even find him? Sounds like some Thailand shit to me.

• 33:20Laci Mosley?

  So here's what, uh, Dejounte Love said that he looks like, right? And then we have a photo of what Dejounte actually looks like. So this is what he would put on the apps, and then this is what put him on the map.

• 33:32Speaker 07

  Listen, A, I can say he's learned from Kim Kardashian, he knows his angles.

• 33:39Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 33:40Speaker 07

  He knew that that forehead was powerful, strong.

• 33:43Laci Mosley?

  Phew.

• 33:44Speaker 07

  Cause it's giving fresh off the continent.

• 33:47Laci Mosley?

  That forehead, I don't know how he didn't predict he was gonna end up in jail, because you should know everything when your forehead that big.

• 33:54Speaker 07

  He's got a big ego.

• 33:55Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. But he was smart, you're right, because this is a headband fish.

• 33:59Speaker 07

  It's a headband situation.

• 34:01Laci Mosley?

  I've seen hat fishing, but headband fishing is new.

• 34:03Speaker 07

  This is when you meet a guy, you're just like, oh, you have locks, but your hairline starts at your ears. You see what I'm saying? Cause then locks can pull that hair to the back. So like, I am intrigued by, I mean, here's the thing, you can, anybody can sit in a Lamborghini.

• 34:17Laci Mosley?

  This is true. You can go to the dealership and most, I mean, most of the time, they will let you sit in it.

• 34:22Speaker 07

  Just sit in it. I'm, I promise you, 90% of the people who walk into a Lamborghini dealership just come to go, so, so you could just, you just sit in these?

• 34:32Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 34:32Speaker 07

  Are you just sitting in the car?

• 34:33Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, you could just sit. They won't let you drive unless they do a check on your finances, but they'll let you sit in it, I think so. I think they have to, otherwise it's discrimination.

• 34:41Speaker 07

  They'll let you sit in it, but it's like, didn't that what happened with Eddie Griffin? He crashed a Lamborghini or something?

• 34:47Laci Mosley?

  I'm not sure, but, but it sounds accurate to me.

• 34:50Speaker 07

  Just, it was the 90s, he had the money.

• 34:51Laci Mosley?

  Or was it Eddie Murphy?

• 34:53Speaker 07

  No, it wasn't Eddie, I think it was Eddie Griffin.

• 34:55Laci Mosley?

  Hmm, okay.

• 34:56Speaker 07

  Cause he started, like, yeah, he got in trouble for that.

• 34:58Laci Mosley?

  But, but yes, so he would have the Lamborghinis, and actually, we're gonna learn that later on, that he was renting some of these. But, so he was taking photos of these, trying to really give off that persona that he was rich. On Instagram, Love had created a detailed profile pretending to be a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers. He posted photos and videos wearing 49ers gear, football training, and posing next to fancy cars. He said he had a Lamborghini. He, he would bring this, uh, 49ers helmet with him everywhere, like even to the beach.

• 35:31Speaker 07

  To do that.

• 35:32Laci Mosley?

  I feel like it's like equipment?

• 35:34Speaker 07

  It's equipment.

• 35:36Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. And like, and, and I know professional football players, like, pretty famous ones, and like, I never.

• 35:43Speaker 07

  They never had equipment.

• 35:45Laci Mosley?

  I never saw their helmet.

• 35:46Speaker 07

  Also, who wants to carry a helmet around? You can't put nothing in it. It's not like a purse, it ain't a handbag, you can put a handle on the top of your helmet.

• 35:54Laci Mosley?

  I mean, but it does add a sort of legitimacy. Like, what if I told you I played for the San Francisco 49ers?

• 36:02Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 36:03Laci Mosley?

  What do you think now? Do you give me $3,000?

• 36:08Speaker 07

  I don't feel bad for any of these women.

• 36:11Laci Mosley?

  I don't know, mine's shrunk in the wash, but this is definitely a standard issue.

• 36:14Speaker 07

  I'm, I'm fully, I'm fully on board with that. I understand, and listen, and if you turn it over, I'm sure it holds amazing dips.

• 36:22Laci Mosley?

  It's got holes in it.

• 36:23Speaker 07

  I, I saw a little bit of this on the internet, and I just went, not interested. Like, whatever that, that not interested feature? Cause everyone was so like, how did this happen? And I was just like, this is the easiest thing to debunk. You can look at, you can ask anybody, here's the thing, if you know one person who plays fantasy football.

• 36:44Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 36:45Speaker 07

  They're going to have the real rosters up. So if some man tells me, so it's like, anybody plays fantasy, he's like, oh, he's on the roster, it's like, oh, I'm going to look and see. Also, you don't see the, it's like, you have to be very young to con by this, you have to be. Because any woman my age is gonna go, nigga.

• 37:05Speaker 07

  You know what? Let me call, and then I'm making five phone calls, like, I'm thinking on a football team. Like, you understand?

• 37:10Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 37:11Speaker 07

  Like, it's, like, this is something that's too easy to fact check. Because you can pull up the roster of any football team and literally list it.

• 37:20Laci Mosley?

  I mean, he had some tricks that I'm gonna tell you that he had up his sleeve.

• 37:23Speaker 07

  Tell me the tricks, this is making me mad.

• 37:26Laci Mosley?

  So one woman who met him on Hinge said that he only ever sent voice notes. And, um, there were some videos of him like pitching his new NFL lifestyle. When he would speak to women on FaceTime, it was short, and his apartment was empty. If you look up the 49ers roster from 2011 to 2012, Love wasn't on it. And it wasn't on, and he wasn't on the practice squads or the injured reserved list. But it took a while for the authorities to catch on, because when investors entered Love's first and last name into search engines, the AI overview results did in fact sometimes depict Love as a player for the 49ers.

• 38:03Speaker 07

  Because.

• 38:04Laci Mosley?

  AI. So he was entering it into AI enough that the AI, like, it was teaching AI that he was a player for the 49ers.

• 38:12Speaker 07

  And then he had all these pictures on his Instagram, and so what it did is, it went looking for what you asked it to look for.

• 38:17Laci Mosley?

  Yes. And since people have, have so much brain rot now and are farming out so much of their own thinking and intelligence, instead of going down two links to click on the actual 49ers roster and check for his name, that AI overview, like, also compiled with the photos of him from. His Instagram on Google was enough to convince some people that he was legitimate.

• 38:40Speaker 07

  If all I'm going off of is his Instagram, first, we all know, what do you do first? Check the tagged photos.

• 38:47Laci Mosley?

  Oh, well, of course.

• 38:48Speaker 07

  One of my friends had to teach me this. You check the tagged photos. It lets me know that it's like they have to be young because they don't have enough women who are suspicious in their lives. Because like if I can't, my friends going like, girl, I met this football player like for what team? Oh, what team? When did he play? When did he play? Does he currently playing? What is it? And so it's just like, oh, because we all, because once you hit a certain age, you're only so many degrees of separation from somebody who played a professional sport.

• 39:11Laci Mosley?

  Exactly.

• 39:12Speaker 07

  Right. And so you just go, oh, have you heard of this man? Because it's like, if all of the information that I'm getting is from Instagram, I'm like, I gotta find. But you're also like, but you're also getting caught up in the fact, there's a professional football player that wants to talk to me. But then my next question is, when do I go to a game?

• 39:31Laci Mosley?

  Okay, he must have had been doing this during offseason because.

• 39:33Speaker 07

  When am I going to a game? Okay, this is, it has to be during offseason because if it's me, I'm looking for you on the lineup. If you have to do this after the super, you have to do this from the spring into the summer.

• 39:45Laci Mosley?

  But I will say in the beginning, like at least with the football players that I used to hang with, like when I was in college, like me and my homegirls, like we weren't trying to go to a game. They, we would go out, we'd be at the club or we'd be in Vegas or we'd be in LA or whatever. And like, I loved it because of colorism, like nobody was ever checking for me. So like while they were trying to hit on my lights and friends, I would be downstairs at the pool with a fountain blue like, yeah, uh huh, more Don, more Dom. And to room 412, yes, yes. I'm not gonna say whose names because you would know, but like, yeah, yeah, put it on them. And I was just chilling. Nobody ever sex pesting me. I was just like, la la la.

• 40:19Speaker 07

  And as someone who stopped many of my friends from becoming a Lifetime movie, I completely understand what you're talking about.

• 40:25Laci Mosley?

  They were safe. It was just like they was in their face trying to spit game. And I'm like, whoo, so glad nobody is trying to spit game.

• 40:30Speaker 07

  No, I used to party at frat houses towards a tech. I used to party at frat houses at Georgia Tech and was safe every day, every time. And the school tried to get, and someone at the school tried to report me. And it was like, oh, you took our freshmen, you took the freshman girls down to the frat house of Georgia Tech. I said, they were already going to go down there. And so what I did was I told them, hey, that frat will assault you.

• 40:52Laci Mosley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:53Speaker 07

  That frat will drug you and then assault you. So you just have to, so don't go in there. I said, these, and so, because the thing is, once you get on campus, the frat guys would tell you who was doing what.

• 41:04Laci Mosley?

  Yep.

• 41:05Speaker 07

  Once you hung out with them like two or three times, especially these little white dudes that want to be like, oh, no, we're safe. They would snitch on all of the other frats and they'd be like, those are racist guys. Don't hang out with them. That was the first frat that have black dudes in it. You can hang out over there. You can hang out with us, da, da, da, da, da. And so they will always tell you that they're scamming this, they're scamming that, right? So there's always a scam. But it's like, when, I think I just be, I don't know if it's because I grew up in Atlanta, but I was always around girls that needed like, we were suspicious. Like if you tell me you're doing well, I'm like, oh, I want, okay, can we go to a game? Or then we're going out or what are we doing? But it's like, if I can only talk to you a few times on the phone a little bit, that's going to make me think that like, one, you're not actually interested in me, or two, you're talking to a bunch of different other women.

• 41:51Speaker 07

  So you're not actually interested in me because you're not making any effort.

• 41:54Laci Mosley?

  I kind of, I understand both sides because yes, it's wonderful that you were lucky enough. I was also lucky enough too that I peeped game in college and people told me what was up. But everybody doesn't get that privilege. And some people just take people's words at face value because that's a social contract. I say this contract, I say this all the time on the show. It's like, if you were to walk up to me and tell me that your name was still say, I wouldn't be like, show me your ID. So I know it's real.

• 42:16Speaker 07

  Right.

• 42:17Laci Mosley?

  Like I would, you know what I mean? So it's like, if someone were to tell me that they're for the 49ers, and even if I Google it and AI immediately, now you know, AI is all these girls are looking at. They're not reading past that. So if you see the AI overview says they play for the 49ers and it comes with pictures, I could see somebody being like, that's enough information for me.

• 42:32Speaker 07

  I know if I saw it because it's like, you're not suspicious until you have to be suspicious, right? So it's just like, you don't ever think that someone is inherently trying to hurt you. You don't think that someone is trying to scam you, hurt you, lie to you, any of these things.

• 42:45Laci Mosley?

  That's a hard way to live life.

• 42:46Speaker 07

  It's a hard way to live life. And so you do believe when you meet somebody, this person's trying to be genuine. And then when you, as you get older, you learn the signs to see this person is not being genuine.

• 42:57Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 42:57Speaker 07

  And so that's why that certain men only like to date women that are a certain age when they are younger.

• 43:03Laci Mosley?

  Because it's not that we get less attractive as we get older and they age like fine wine. It's like, no, we just get smarter. We peep game like.

• 43:11Speaker 07

  And I peep game fast and also sometimes like, I don't want to do this with you.

• 43:14Laci Mosley?

  You can't trick me.

• 43:15Speaker 07

  You can't, and just like, okay, sir. Because like one time it was just like, I remember my mom telling me and my brother one day, if you're gonna lie to me, lie good. Please don't let me, she's, because she said one day, she's like, your sister takes me forever to catch her. My brother, she's like you, she said, I catch you immediately. If you're gonna lie to me, lie good. Also, ain't no way you getting no money out of me and I ain't getting no dick. That sounds crazy. You're telling me that he wasn't dropping it off and these girls were coming out the pocket?

• 43:45Laci Mosley?

  I mean, look, I would, I would get you there, but I will say my mom always said, look, if you, if you make a poor choice, it better have better been your idea. That was her thing. She was like, if you're making a mistake, it better have been your idea.

• 43:55Speaker 07

  And see, I support that.

• 43:56Laci Mosley?

  Don't be following nobody. Okay, okay, if you're doing a crime, you decided.

• 44:00Speaker 07

  If you're jumping off a bridge, just know you jumped off the bridge.

• 44:03Laci Mosley?

  You organized everybody to the bridge.

• 44:04Speaker 07

  We're going, we're going to a bridge.

• 44:06Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 44:06Speaker 07

  And we're jumping.

• 44:07Laci Mosley?

  You say, we got the meetup, y'all, y'all click if y'all attending to the bridge.

• 44:10Speaker 07

  I can't with this.

• 44:11Laci Mosley?

  So he was also a fake bank account pro. Love used apps like Fake Bank Account Pro to create fake investment accounts and balances, which he would show to victims to legitimize the scheme.

• 44:23Speaker 07

  One moment, please. You're telling me there's an app called Fake Bank Account Pro?

• 44:31Laci Mosley?

  For Android.

• 44:33Speaker 07

  Look at the user rating.

• 44:35Laci Mosley?

  It's got.

• 44:36Speaker 07

  Three and a half stars ain't bad.

• 44:38Laci Mosley?

  Listen, that means a lot of people get away with their fake bank accounts.

• 44:43Speaker 07

  Who needs a screenshot? I remember during COVID and somebody was being like, and somebody said, hey, here is a picture of a positive COVID test if you don't want to go to work today.

• 44:52Laci Mosley?

  I know that's right.

• 44:53Speaker 07

  Somebody was like, please screenshot, send this to your boss. You have COVID.

• 44:56Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 44:57Speaker 07

  Send this to your boss. And I was, and somebody was like, bless you, bless you, bless. It's like, oh, I got my PTO too. Like we're outside.

• 45:02Laci Mosley?

  Right. You just gotta make sure you take a screenshot of it so that they can't get the metadata on when you screen, like the original photo was downloaded.

• 45:08Speaker 07

  Absolutely.

• 45:09Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, and then you're good.

• 45:10Speaker 07

  You do the screenshot of the screenshot.

• 45:11Laci Mosley?

  Mm hmm. Now for.

• 45:12Speaker 07

  Or you email it to yourself.

• 45:14Laci Mosley?

  Now for Fake Bank Account Pro, I don't, I kind of, I'm of, I'm of two minds, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bad to create fake bank accounts.

• 45:24Speaker 07

  But also.

• 45:25Laci Mosley?

  But also, also walk with me now.

• 45:29Laci Mosley?

  Walk with me now.

• 45:30Speaker 07

  How, who has, does anyone download this website?

• 45:32Laci Mosley?

  Walk with me now, okay? Now, this should make me more legitimate when I say this. Fake bank accounts also might be necessary in applying for a, a, a new place to rent, an apartment. You know, some people want all these pay stubs or they want you to be able to prove that you can pay the rent with your bank account. You need to have at least like six months rent in your bank account. Like there's aggressive things that people require now for housing. So you might need to use Fake Bank Account Pro. Because you can, maybe you already have the money, you have the rent, you have the job, but your bank account ain't giving, it's giving paycheck to paycheck. You still need somewhere to live. Scams.

• 46:10Speaker 05

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• 46:14Speaker 05

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• 46:18Speaker 01

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• 46:21Speaker 02

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• 46:24Speaker 01

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• 46:26Speaker 02

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• 46:34Speaker 01

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• 46:40Laci Mosley?

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• 48:08Speaker 05

  She'd throw things, wander, and started hoarding. Mom's Alzheimer's was already so hard, but then we found out she had agitation that may happen with dementia due to Alzheimer's disease. And that was a different kind of difficult. So we asked her doctor for more help.

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• 48:59Speaker 05

  I'm glad I asked for help.

• 49:01Speaker 06

  Ask your loved one's doctor about Rexulti.

• 49:08Speaker 07

  I can tell you, when I went to get my apartment in New York, in New York, you had to make 80 times the rent to get an apartment by yourself.

• 49:17Laci Mosley?

  Some money?

• 49:18Speaker 07

  Crazy. And so when I worked on that car lot, we would have people that would come. This was my first job out of college. We had people that would come in. And so if you worked for like a barber shop or someplace like that, it's cash, there's no pay stubs.

• 49:28Laci Mosley?

  Exactly.

• 49:29Speaker 07

  And so people were trying to get car loans for a car that cost like $3,000 or $5,000. And so we had a guy we would call who would bring us. So he was like, give me a business card from the salon that you work at and how much money you make every week. And he would create pay stubs.

• 49:41Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 49:42Speaker 07

  And so it was like, and you were paying into whatever the SSI and all that other stuff. And so he was, uh, good scamming.

• 49:49Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, he was scamming for good.

• 49:50Speaker 07

  Scamming for good, so then we can get these loan companies so people could get a car. So yeah, I've been a part of little scams, not huge scams.

• 49:58Laci Mosley?

  So small.

• 49:59Speaker 07

  Baby scams, but like I-

• 50:00Laci Mosley?

  Smidgen.

• 50:01Speaker 07

  Jj.

• 50:01Laci Mosley?

  Scolcher scam.

• 50:02Speaker 07

  Just helping the community.

• 50:03Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 50:04Speaker 07

  Um, and trying to get money out of ransay. But, so like, yeah, so with the like, the, the check stub thing, I see what you're saying, because it's like fake bank accounts, it's like, okay.

• 50:13Laci Mosley?

  It could be used for good or for evil.

• 50:15Speaker 07

  But like, wouldn't it also, wouldn't fake bank accounts also have to match the format of the bank? Or you can be just with any bank? I'm thinking about this too deep.

• 50:22Laci Mosley?

  I think you are, because also typically the people who are looking to look at a bank account, like, they don't really know what bank account stubs look like.

• 50:30Speaker 07

  It's just a sheet.

• 50:31Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, it's just a sheet. And they're pretty simple, too. So, um, he was creating fake investment accounts and balances, which he would show to victims to legitimize the scheme. Some of the women also loaned him large amounts of money. If they didn't have money to give him, he'd ask them to take out personal loans. When they ran out of money or started to ask too many questions, he blocked them. Love and, um, as you, his, his, uh, boy companion-

• 50:57Speaker 07

  His child, his child, his Robin to his Batman.

• 51:02Laci Mosley?

  Yes, Chan, got about 1.3 million from 26 women, though the FBI believes there are more victims.

• 51:09Speaker 07

  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You're telling me, you said 1.3 million?

• 51:18Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 51:19Speaker 07

  One, American?

• 51:20Laci Mosley?

  Yes, yes, USD, USD.

• 51:22Speaker 07

  From how many women?

• 51:24Laci Mosley?

  Um, 26.

• 51:26Speaker 07

  That's $50,000 per woman, on average.

• 51:30Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, I think some people were more givers than others, hopefully, hopefully.

• 51:33Speaker 07

  And you telling me, he wasn't dropping that thing off on nobody?

• 51:38Laci Mosley?

  We don't know if he dropped that thing off.

• 51:40Speaker 07

  There's no, you understand? There is no way you getting the, ah, I'm not even feeding niggas I'm not fucking. I do not understand.

• 51:50Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 07

  What? This is so, why would you give a man you're not getting dick from, honey? I don't understand, I can't. I don't get it. Who are these wha- huh, hey?

• 52:04Speaker 07

  You are not a man, okay? This is only, this is something, we, there, listen. All, you can only treat men like this, you understand? If you're stealing from men, terrible.

• 52:14Laci Mosley?

  That's okay.

• 52:15Speaker 07

  But like, what I'm saying is like, I don't-

• 52:17Laci Mosley?

  I, I know, I know, I know.

• 52:20Speaker 07

  Dick is free, you understand? Like, I don't, as-

• 52:24Laci Mosley?

  And abundant, yes.

• 52:25Speaker 07

  But I'm also someone that's contemplated buying sperm. What I will say, you know, just want to have a baby, look like a mother for forever. That's it, I'm trying to be a parent.

• 52:32Laci Mosley?

  Specimen.

• 52:33Speaker 07

  Right, because I can go home and not pay attention and come back pregnant.

• 52:36Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 52:37Speaker 07

  But, I don't fit-

• 52:39Laci Mosley?

  I know, but you know-

• 52:41Speaker 07

  But how, how, how is a football player getting you to take out a personal loan? What is, huh, he can't ask the NFL?

• 52:49Laci Mosley?

  He was talking a lot, he was talking at people. He cast a really far net, too. He was sending a lot of these same videos to people, like, you know, like, kind of that grand rising type, you know, I was just thinking about you, I was thinking about my life.

• 53:03Speaker 07

  Grand rising shit, he was talking about biscuits.

• 53:04Laci Mosley?

  Like, but he was sending these and like inundating people with like information and stuff. And then at the end of the video, it'd be like, yeah, but you know, uh, I'm really trying to get this car deal through and it's basically through. I just need like $3,000 that I have, but like, I gotta wait for the bank shutting me down. But I gotta get it right now, because if I don't, then they gonna close the deal on the car and then I can't have a car. Like, he would just like talk in circles and then be like, eh, yeah, $3,000. And in the videos that I saw, he never actually said anyone's name. So that's a video that you can send to a lot of different people. It's like how people send those, you know, good morning texts in the morning, but it's like a, a long list of people that they gotta hit with the morning.

• 53:41Speaker 07

  I've only looked at a Vance phone one time, I was in my twenties, so it doesn't count. And I will say that I saw his, and this was before, like, I was on a codes and phones, because I'm an old woman. And I remember looking at his phone and seeing that he sent a good morning text to me. And then he said good morning to me, and then he said good morning, have a blessed day to someone else. And I was like-

• 53:59Laci Mosley?

  Why didn't he get the blessed day?

• 54:01Speaker 07

  That's my fucking point.

• 54:02Laci Mosley?

  That's some bullshit. Why you not blessing my day?

• 54:05Speaker 07

  Nigga.

• 54:05Laci Mosley?

  I like blessings.

• 54:06Speaker 07

  I am blessed and highly favored. And I can tell, and that, that, I, that happened to me, I promise you, 20 years ago. And I just thought of it, I'm just like, and a plague on both of his houses.

• 54:20Laci Mosley?

  And you know, maybe, maybe he was on the outs with this person, so he tried to give them more sass on. Because clearly y'all were still interr- interacting.

• 54:27Speaker 07

  I was around longer than she was.

• 54:29Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 54:30Speaker 07

  But if my day had been, but if I paid attention to my blessings, then I would have never gone back to his home.

• 54:35Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 54:35Speaker 07

  But you know, eh.

• 54:37Laci Mosley?

  The blessing, blessing was she got away from him.

• 54:39Speaker 07

  Yeah, the blessing was for her, she got away from him. The blessing for me was I kept buying used cars.

• 54:44Laci Mosley?

  You know what?

• 54:46Speaker 07

  I needed help.

• 54:47Laci Mosley?

  And that's why.

• 54:47Speaker 07

  And that's on what? Auto repair.

• 54:50Laci Mosley?

  Amen. And, and so, um, speaking of what people were on, the sports world had responses to all of this, right? So the 49ers wide receiver coach, Leonard Hankerson, posted an Instagram image showing him coaching Love during a practice in full team gear. For, wait, what?

• 55:10Speaker 07

  Which one is Love? Because this looks like two different other Negroes.

• 55:13Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, these are handsome people, so-

• 55:16Speaker 07

  This ain't neither one of them. He dark skinned and he got a shorter forehead. Who is this supposed to be?

• 55:21Laci Mosley?

  So, 49 receivers, uh, coach, Leonard Hankerson, posted an Instagram image showing him coaching Love during practice in full team gear. So we see right here, Hank, Hank Tom says AI content. This is why AI content sucks. You would have been fucking better off, Hank Tom, I'm sorry, you in it too now, bitch. You would have been a better off putting some cheap ass Photoshop on this man's head, because this does not look like that man. This don't look like Dejounte Love.

• 55:48Speaker 07

  All that, and I can- And I can tell you that, like, when we put up flyers for my show,

• 55:52Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 55:52Speaker 07

  it always says AI content. And we don't use AI content when we post flyers.

• 55:57Laci Mosley?

  They're just assuming now that everybody's doing it with flyers.

• 56:00Speaker 07

  Everybody, so it's just like, she, like, uh, Camille, she, she, thanks God, she knows how to do it, because I, uh, would just handwrite something.

• 56:06Laci Mosley?

  I feel like they're also doing that to real stuff, because they're trying to legitimize AI more. Because if they call your stuff AI content and people believe it, then they're thinking that AI is getting better.

• 56:17Speaker 07

  No, that's me. Hail at the kid, meet me outside, I'll fight you.

• 56:21Laci Mosley?

  Right, literally, but like-

• 56:22Speaker 07

  Oh, I love you.

• 56:23Laci Mosley?

  But this is so shitty, like, this doesn't even look like Dejounte.

• 56:26Speaker 07

  It doesn't even look like, see, I real, you know what? If it's Hank Tom 85, if he was born in 80, unless that's his number, he's too young to be dealing with this shenanigan.

• 56:34Laci Mosley?

  He, truly, truly. And so other football players are in the con, on the comments, like, wow, um, former San Francisco receiver Kendrick Born, excuse me, he replied and said, man, I knew you was coaching him, prompting Hankerson to reply, man, I hate, we lost him, he was balling. So you know, this is black people being very unserious.

• 56:52Speaker 07

  But-

• 56:52Laci Mosley?

  Um, but it doesn't really work for me, because that doesn't look like Dejounte.

• 56:55Speaker 07

  No, not at all. I didn't even know what I was supposed to be looking at, and I'm just like, oh, the hat and the outfit.

• 57:01Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 57:02Speaker 07

  Girl, this is also, why did he cut off these pa- ah, I'm done, I'm done.

• 57:06Laci Mosley?

  This AI is terrible, like, yeah, we're, we're-

• 57:09Speaker 07

  If this is the AI man, I can tell you the veins in the legs, accurate. Them knees, look at them knees.

• 57:14Laci Mosley?

  Okay, yeah.

• 57:15Speaker 07

  Them knees is right now.

• 57:17Laci Mosley?

  So this must be the AI man.

• 57:20Speaker 07

  Listen, no, no, no.

• 57:20Laci Mosley?

  He got two different ankles.

• 57:21Speaker 07

  No, he did this himself. I'm talking about the AI man.

• 57:24Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 57:25Speaker 07

  The shadows is falling, right?

• 57:26Laci Mosley?

  But he gotta be the AI man, because he's wearing the San Francisco stuff.

• 57:29Speaker 07

  I think they're both AI. I think they took a picture of him-

• 57:32Laci Mosley?

  The real guy.

• 57:33Speaker 07

  And then they just made a thing.

• 57:35Laci Mosley?

  Oh, Lord. See, I hate that we even have to, I, I could even get to the joke.

• 57:39Speaker 07

  Why do we have to do this?

• 57:40Laci Mosley?

  Joke ain't even funny, because I had to do all that.

• 57:42Speaker 07

  Listen, I saw Panda doing way too-

• 57:44Laci Mosley?

  Leonard.

• 57:45Speaker 07

  I saw Panda doing way too much. And I was like, oh, this Panda ain't this clever, this is, eh, yeah.

• 57:49Laci Mosley?

  Right. Even the Cleveland Guardians posted an edited lineup graphic featuring Love in a Guardians uniform, before later replying, Dejounte is locked in. And that's not even football, that's baseball. So people are just, they're like, yeah, he worked for us too.

• 58:05Speaker 07

  Cleveland's baseball team is called the Guardians?

• 58:07Laci Mosley?

  So they used to be the Indians, which was obviously very, very problematic.

• 58:12Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 58:12Laci Mosley?

  And now they are the Guardians.

• 58:15Speaker 07

  Sure.

• 58:16Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 58:16Speaker 07

  Listen, we still don't know what to do without the Braves, so.

• 58:20Laci Mosley?

  I mean.

• 58:21Speaker 07

  Here's the thing, but if you think of it like one of those like women's basketball teams, then the women's basketball team just has concepts. Like spirit, liberty.

• 58:29Laci Mosley?

  Spark.

• 58:30Speaker 07

  Right.

• 58:31Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 58:32Speaker 07

  Fire. Like it's just, is it Phoenix? Like it's just.

• 58:34Laci Mosley?

  Sky.

• 58:35Speaker 07

  Right. So yeah, if you think of it like that.

• 58:37Laci Mosley?

  Because women are just better at this stuff. They weren't like, let's name it.

• 58:41Speaker 07

  Well, because football got all the answers.

• 58:42Laci Mosley?

  The Orlando niggas.

• 58:43Speaker 07

  Right.

• 58:44Laci Mosley?

  Like, what, like, you could have just did what the women did.

• 58:47Speaker 07

  Do you know that the Negro League Baseball Team for Georgia, what it was called?

• 58:52Laci Mosley?

  No.

• 58:53Speaker 07

  The Georgia Black Crackers. I'm dead serious.

• 58:55Laci Mosley?

  All right, okay.

• 58:57Speaker 07

  Yeah. So also, we didn't come up with that term. White people did. It's a way to talk about poor white people. But I was like, but it was on jerseys?

• 59:04Laci Mosley?

  Is it a black cracker cookie?

• 59:06Speaker 07

  I don't know. Maybe one of those merry crackers? Maybe it's like when it was like a black sesame seed.

• 59:13Laci Mosley?

  Crackers.

• 59:14Speaker 07

  It was one of those specialty kind of crackers. Yeah, but that was the name of Georgia's Negro Football League. I mean, Negro, uh, Negro League Baseball Team.

• 59:22Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 59:22Speaker 07

  And they were, hey, listen, it's either this is sharecropping, I'm putting on the outfit.

• 59:26Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 59:28Speaker 07

  Putting on this outfit, sure.

• 59:30Laci Mosley?

  If those are the options, then yes.

• 59:32Speaker 07

  I will be a black cracker, I'll be a yellow honky, whatever I have to do to get off this farm.

• 59:37Laci Mosley?

  Amen. And as a descendant of sharecroppers and slaves, I completely understand.

• 59:42Speaker 07

  Sustained.

• 59:43Laci Mosley?

  Yes. I mean, that's why I got into football.

• 59:45Speaker 07

  Hmm, because it's a field.

• 59:48Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, and we should talk investments after the show. You know what I mean? Like this giggle gloss?

• 59:53Speaker 07

  Yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 59:54Laci Mosley?

  I could really like, I could really IPO that, we could really take that somewhere. No, come back, come back.

• 59:59Speaker 07

  Good evening, sharks.

• 1:00:01Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 1:00:02Speaker 07

  Good evening, individual sharks.

• 1:00:03Laci Mosley?

  Impress me.

• 1:00:04Speaker 07

  Right. Good evening, jellyfish. I have a proposition for you. It is, it, girl, I don't have no proposition. I don't have time. I don't have time. I know we got 57 minutes.

• 1:00:16Laci Mosley?

  I know, excuse me.

• 1:00:17Speaker 07

  If we had more time, I would have given you a full dissertation, but I know I was gonna, it was gonna be great, but we're gonna run over. And I don't want to do that to your podcast.

• 1:00:24Laci Mosley?

  No, we're, listen, we're good. They love, they love any time that we're here. But I want to get your final thoughts, before we move on to scammer of the week, just your final thoughts on Dejawn Love and his scams here. What did you think? Because, okay, now that you know, like, there was some AI imagery of him being a football player, and he was using fake, you know, investment profiles, and he, he added some legitimacy. And, and Chan, the child, was also working on the, he would pose as a financial advisor for Dejawn. And so sometimes they would be on three-way calls with these people, talking about profit margins and things like that. So he added some props, he had costumes, he had, you know, fake documents, AI-driven Google searches,

• 1:01:08Laci Mosley?

  loving long videos, headband fishing, no, you seem unmoved.

• 1:01:15Speaker 07

  I just, where's the dick?

• 1:01:19Laci Mosley?

  I feel like if there was dick, no one would tell us. Because I feel like they, you know, there's so much shame around scams. I feel like the last thing I'd do would be like, yeah, he gave me dick and I gave him $3,000.

• 1:01:29Speaker 07

  That makes more sense than him not giving you dick.

• 1:01:33Speaker 07

  You know how many, like, you know how, like.

• 1:01:35Laci Mosley?

  You could just be philanthropic if you weren't, you know, getting the.

• 1:01:39Speaker 07

  I'm not helping you if I'm not getting no dick. How does it even make sense? How do I even understand this concept? I'm just supposed, we met on a dating app. We met on a dating app. So the whole point of this is me to catch a dick, you understand? And you, I'm out here, I'm on this, I'm on, I'm on the hinge, I'm on the Facebook dating.

• 1:01:59Laci Mosley?

  Facebook dating.

• 1:02:00Speaker 07

  Facebook dating, I'm on a dating app. The whole point of this is for us to have sexy time. There is no way you're gonna get a red scent out of me if I ain't even seen it. I want to see the dick pics. There's no, you're telling me he did not scent, and that was uncertain, you can tell by his forehead he's uncircumcised. There's no way.

• 1:02:22Speaker 07

  I don't understand at all. I can't get it. I can't get it. And so it's like you, and also it's just like, you had to get a, and also, there's a specific way that a seven, that a 16, 15, 18-year-old boy is going to sound. You're telling me that your investment advisor can't vote? Are you serious?

• 1:02:44Laci Mosley?

  Okay, but you have to remember, people stereotype Asian men as being like very good at math and prodigies.

• 1:02:50Speaker 07

  But he's going to have the voice of a child. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that, is that a 15-year-old, he better have the deepest voice you ever heard, because usually.

• 1:02:59Laci Mosley?

  He might be a Barry White.

• 1:03:00Speaker 07

  He could be, but we ain't even making them men like that no more because the microplastics is messing up their testosterone.

• 1:03:05Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, I haven't heard a deep voice in a long time.

• 1:03:07Speaker 07

  And that's what they've been saying that it's a problem.

• 1:03:09Laci Mosley?

  What happened to him? Damn.

• 1:03:11Speaker 07

  We started being their friends. And so what I'm trying to figure out is that, how do you, you can't get a dime out of me without dropping off dick. Do you not, like, that's why you can forgive certain stuff? You can go, he just needed help.

• 1:03:29Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 1:03:29Speaker 07

  He just needed help. Because we've all been in this, because it's like, it's, that's why we like, sometimes it's like you feel bad helping a man with bad dick. Because what's he here for?

• 1:03:42Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:42Speaker 07

  If we're on a dating app, that was the thing. If it weren't.

• 1:03:45Laci Mosley?

  Maybe like he can build a house?

• 1:03:47Speaker 07

  If you're not on, now if I had met you in some type of investment situation and you scammed me.

• 1:03:53Laci Mosley?

  Which could be the case for some of these people.

• 1:03:55Speaker 07

  Could be case for some of these girls.

• 1:03:56Laci Mosley?

  But it seems like love fraud was always the entry point.

• 1:03:59Speaker 07

  Yes, and so this is a, and also it doesn't seem like it's love bombing because you're giving people too much information.

• 1:04:06Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, but he was also giving, like, he would send very, very long videos where he's just talking to camera. And I think if you're lonely, like, that might have done something for you.

• 1:04:16Speaker 07

  I would have been annoyed as hell. Because if you're sending, if I'm lonely and you're sending me some long video about investments, I'm gonna block you. Because you should be, if I'm lonely and we're supposed to be on this thing, and apparently he was probably dealing with women in places that he doesn't live.

• 1:04:33Laci Mosley?

  Oh, yes, of course.

• 1:04:34Speaker 07

  So that means.

• 1:04:35Laci Mosley?

  Like Oregon, California, Washington.

• 1:04:36Speaker 07

  If we're in a long-distance situation, your dick better be on my phone.

• 1:04:42Speaker 07

  I do not understand this in the slightest bit. I understand investment fraud, I understand a phishing situation, a banking fraud. But if you.

• 1:04:51Laci Mosley?

  Like the background of the dick pic is like the financial investments, it's like his bank accounts.

• 1:04:55Speaker 07

  If the portfolio needs to be wrapped around a penis, there's no reason it should have been printed on a condom. There is no way you could have gotten me to do this, none. Because it's planes fly daily, and if you were athlete, I know you can afford to get on a plane, at least. Or I can get flewed out. There's no way you're getting any money. I do not understand how all these. And then I think 1.3 million, I think they're being nice. I don't think he got that much money. Or maybe he did and these women are more ridic, you tell me.

• 1:05:24Laci Mosley?

  Well, that's what the FBI is like, uh, projecting.

• 1:05:28Speaker 07

  Listen, you're telling me that he got 1.3 million American.

• 1:05:33Laci Mosley?

  They suspect that it's more than 26 women. Um, I've seen some reports that more than 30 are also going to come forward.

• 1:05:40Speaker 07

  And he didn't have sex with none of them? Not a single one?

• 1:05:44Laci Mosley?

  I don't know. They're probably not going to tell us.

• 1:05:47Speaker 07

  I have to tell you that. That's the only way that justifies it. Because in my mind, they're idiots. I, you don't want to victim blame, but if you didn't, if you got, if they got $50,000 out of you and you didn't catch one orgasm, you're an idiot.

• 1:06:01Laci Mosley?

  Damn, I didn't say it, y'all, but I, there are points.

• 1:06:04Speaker 07

  Ain't no way you're supposed to be giving money to no man who is not dropping no dick off. Because that is how broke men are successful, you understand?

• 1:06:12Laci Mosley?

  That's true.

• 1:06:12Speaker 07

  We all know broke men know, and this is why I have my ministry of No More Broke Dick. Go to nomorebroke dick.com, and I will show you all the, all the accoutrement from my ministry, right? And we all know, and I've said this on there many times, broke dick is amazing because it has to be.

• 1:06:27Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Speaker 07

  That man, excuse my French, has to fuck you to sleep so he has a place to sleep, right? So broke men know.

• 1:06:34Laci Mosley?

  He'd be like, you out?

• 1:06:36Speaker 07

  Now he's on, and now he's on Xbox. You see what I'm saying? And now.

• 1:06:39Laci Mosley?

  Somebody said that they had to kick a guy out because they came.

• 1:06:42Speaker 07

  Over for a hookup and they noticed that in their bag they had their PS5. And that's what I say, yes. Wait a minute. Yes. Y'all can't trick me. And that's why I would say you gotta be careful because you gotta, when you walk, when a man comes over to your house, you gotta pay attention, right? Because you don't know if you're dealing with a broke man sometimes until he comes to your house with two backpacks. Yeah. Because one backpack, he's just running around the city. Two backpacks, he's sleeping around the city. And I promise you, there is a Playstation or an Xbox in that other bag. Always be wary of a man who- Also, it depends on what city you live in. If you're in New York, one backpack acceptable. If you're in LA, no backpack's acceptable. Put it in your car. Put it in your vehicle. Be wary of a man who walks in your house and asks for the wifi password. Oh, no. Because how long are you planning to stay?

• 1:07:27Speaker 07

  Also, how do you not have any service on your phone? Yeah, get you some of that. You're telling me you need my wifi? Also, aren't we supposed to be talking and hanging out? How much we're interacting on the inner web? Why you need my wifi? You're supposed to be talking. To me. I'm supposed to have my titties in your face. I'm the entertainment. That. We supposed to be going all night long. Get off Instagram. You the ethernet cable. Sir, power up. What are we doing? You need a honey pack? What's going on? There's no reason for this to be going on. That's why I have my ministry, NoMoreBrokeDick.com, because you saw me on New Year's Eve on CNN. Yes, we did. Exactly. It's my New Year's resolution. Now, if someone asks- That was wild as hell. I can tell you, I can tell you, I did not know I was going to. Here's the main thing about that.

• 1:08:10Speaker 07

  I, it was one in the morning in New Orleans. I didn't think anyone else was watching. I thought we were done. Girl. I forgot about that. You had a time zone work? I forgot about you had a time zone. I forgot. We were very much awake. Girl, I forgot it was only 11 o'clock in LA. You see what I'm saying? So when he asked me, I was like, I don't do New Year's resolutions, right? And so he was volleying and I didn't volley, so I didn't do my job. Well, you did your job. Wait, so I said originally, I don't do New Year's resolutions. And Don Lemon said, when we come back from commercial, you're gonna have a New Year's resolution. Because I'm, because I wasn't doing my job. He volleyed and I did not volley back. And that is my fault. I'm literally on a New Year's Eve thing. I need to have a New Year's Eve resolution, right?

• 1:08:52Speaker 07

  And so he asked me, what was it? And the first thing I thought was, no more broke dick. And then he goes, huh? And he takes the monitor out of his ear. And I said, no more broke dick. He said, what? Because he had a monitor in his other ear. And I said, no more penis from a man who has no money. And he was like, that makes sense. Because Don Lemon's husband is doing very well. Right. He was like, I've never even heard those words. Right. Broke, broke dick? Broke, broke. Broke, broke dick. Tastes weird. Brokey, bro, broke. Right. And I could not understand why men on the internet use their friends' phones to be mad at me on Twitter because

• 1:09:24Speaker 07

  the next thing I said out of my mouth was, but it's always good because it has to be. They have nothing else to offer you. These are proverbs. Listen, in the, listen, did not Cardi be?

• 1:09:36Speaker 07

  Chapter 6, verse 2, tell us. Broke boys don't deserve no pussy. I know that's right. You see what I'm saying? That was the original scam. Yeah. Because the thing is, so we, we worked so hard to be able to afford, they let us buy homes, they let us get credit cards. Right. And now- Since the 70s. Not that long ago. 1974. Yeah. My grandma was in her 40s before she could get a credit card. You see what I'm saying? That's what any man says, like, I want a relationship like my grandparents. I'm like, your granddad was trapped. I saw somebody go, you need to talk, somebody was like, a girl was like, our, your grandma wasn't having the same conversations that we were having. I was, me and grandma were having different conversations. Yeah. Because grandma was like, wait to get married, get a job, get a degree, all this other stuff. We were having different conversations.

• 1:10:20Speaker 07

  Also, your grandma, well, my grandma, oh, my grandma didn't drive. No, your grandma was not allowed to drive. Yeah. Your grandma was trapped. Your grandma could barely read. Like, people don't know the full phrase. Like, you know when you hear like, barefoot and pregnant? It's leave, have them barefoot in the winter and pregnant in the summer. So they can't leave. Yes. Now, speaking of leaving. Yep. Let's get to scammer of the week. Absolutely. So this is where we have a brief little blurb about a scammer that maybe we love, maybe we hate, but we want to honor them. And scammer of the week, we're just gonna call this cruisin' for a bruisin'. Oh, sustain. Which is one of my favorite white people phrases. I want white people to bring their phrases back. I need them to bring their phrases back. They're paying too much attention to us. I need them to bring their phrases back. All right.

• 1:11:04Speaker 07

  Somebody, I keep seeing black people online going like, hey, what happened to these garage bands? Yep. Those need to come back. I want head banging. I want, somebody said the HOA happened to them and I was like- And that's what I was gonna say, that the HOA took the garage band out. Yeah. I want them to be like, take a long walk off a short cliff, buddy. Like, you know, like, bring it back. I just remember just- Those used to slap. Aw, man, just a man coming to you, hey, tiger. What's up, bud? Hey, bro. You're like, ay, man. Love it. Scam!

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• 1:14:29Speaker 07

  Cunt! So for scammer of the week, we have another man using a woman for her money. But this time, it's at sea. Influencer Vanessa Phillips says she met this man on a cruise last year. She describes him as an associate and says that they stayed in contact after returning home. I guarantee you know what this is. In August, he had asked her to send him money for them to go on a seven-day Caribbean cruise together. He sent her what appeared to be a legitimate invoice, booking information, and an itinerary. To her, the paperwork was convincing and she sent him $1,000. According to Vanessa, he then ghosted her, blocked her number, and left without a reservation. So she was already on her way to the port of Galveston, so she contacted the cruise line directly.

• 1:15:13Speaker 07

  And a representative told her that the reservation had only cost $524, not $1,000. But the guy was booked on the ship and she was not. So Vanessa wasn't gonna get scammed, so- I don't think she was supposed to be given this much information either. I mean, so she bought another reservation on the same ship. Yes. And she got on board to track him down. So she got another, uh, help from another passenger she called Rainbow Agent, who located- Hated the guy through an undisclosed hookup app and arranged a meeting in a hot tub without telling him Vanessa would be there. So she just set him up. Rainbow agent? That's what she called him. So he got on the, on the apps, on the, on the Republican convention apps.

• 1:15:55Speaker 07

  Okay, so he is, okay, so he is, uh, what, uh, one of, uh, what Auntie likes to call an alphabet? Yeah, a lebictaqua. Mm-hmm, a lebitaqua. A lebitaqua is one I, I love that one. For your pride.

• 1:16:13Speaker 07

  Ah, real month of June, okay. Yes. Man of a certain handshake. Yes. So the footage went viral and people quickly pegged him as Armonte Wilson, a pastor in DC. No. Yes. God bless. Yes, amen. Listen, I love a lebitaqua pastor. We need to bring everybody back into the church. However, a scamming pastor, now that's where I have to hop off the boat because. We need, listen, lebitaqua pastors, God loves everybody. But Jesus was flipping tables, you understand, for the money changers, right? Yeah. You can't be in here scamming, you can't be in here scamming the congregation. No. Be gay as hell, but don't be scamming nobody. Yeah, that's a different thing. Oh.

• 1:16:56Speaker 07

  And so, uh, Washington nonprofit focused on youth development has a staff biography now removed for Armonte Wilson, describing him as a community leader, educator, and ministry leader. And someone who loves a cruise. Have you been on a cruise before? And, uh, oh, my parents were cruise people. I've been on a lot of cruises. I've never been on a cruise before. This has to stop. I've been on a cruise ship, but it didn't go anywhere. No, I've been trapped on boats with Trump supporters, like eating Guy Fieri burgers until my ankles swell. Like, I just can't do it. I know it's gonna make me sound like a snob, but no more. What, no, that doesn't, first of all, Guy Fieri didn't do anything wrong. He is, he's a Trump supporter. Is he? Yeah. Oh, no.

• 1:17:39Speaker 07

  Which makes sense when you look at him, but I just, for some reason, thought with the donkey sauce and how folksy he was, that he was for the folk. But also, he, like, helps small businesses. Yeah. He helps people who have felonies get jobs. Well, he was helping Trump, he got felonies, he got a job. Oh, no. See? You used to be able to trust a man, you used to be able to trust a man with frosted tips. You did, you did. It's a real dedication, like, I'm sure his hair and makeup. Right, just to be looking ridiculous all the time, and we, and we love you anyway, and you look ridiculous every day. My favorite thing I heard was Nicole Byers on her podcast that she wanted to eat at his restaurant that's inside the Burbank airport, but it's inside, but it's past TSA.

• 1:18:22Speaker 07

  And so she got a ticket, to the cheapest ticket she could get. Yeah. Just to eat at the restaurant. And she loves chain restaurants. She, she also has given me a gym where she said that she'd get the cheapest ticket to get a Delta One flight, her and a friend, and then they'll just go to the lounge and, like, have free food and drinks and massages all day.

• 1:18:42Speaker 07

  That's still a thousand dollars ticket. You, hey, the cheapest Delta One might be a little. The cheapest Delta One, the, girl, the cheapest Delta One? When was your flight, next year? That's what I'm saying, maybe they booked it, and then, cause she was like, no, we cancel it. Oh, you can cancel it and then it's just credit. Oh, you know what, I don't wanna say, bleep some of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, take that out, take that, take that. We need this, we need, she ain't say nothing. No, but the, no, but the, I think the Guy Fieri thing we can keep. Yeah, yeah, Guy Fieri, yeah, we can keep that. Cause she can say it on her own podcast. That's, we can keep that, I'm not one of them TikTok girlies, y'all can't have everything. I can tell. Let's just bleep, bleep it, but then leave everything in.

• 1:19:18Speaker 07

  That's very dumb. She's being an asshole about it. I also asked her to go to get pho one day, and she said she doesn't eat soup. Because it's, and I quote, "water with food in it." Mm, I mean, that's real. I don't, I didn't, I didn't. I don't enjoy baths, I feel like that's me soup. Like, why do I wanna just stew? I, I shower first, I know how you take a bath properly, but I still hate it, I'm just sitting in there boiling. I, I've heard this. Yeah. I, I understand. I tried once, I lit a lot of candles around it, cause it looked good on TV, I was just hot. I was just hot. I love a Korean sauna, but sometimes water is too hot. I was doing the MGM, I was MGM Grand, cause I was doing shows with, uh,

• 1:20:02Speaker 07

  I was doing a club, what was it, Brad Garrett's Comedy Club, it was this giant world, but they're like, you gotta try the tub, you gotta try the tub. And I was just sweating. And it's like, I couldn't get the water cold enough. Yeah. And then if it's too cold, then you're just in jets of cold water, like this is.

• 1:20:19Speaker 07

  And you're in a bath, and then your neck getting hot, and your forehead start getting dewy, it's just a lot. It's, it's a lot happening. But if y'all love baths out there, y'all put your bombs in there. I go to the gym, I step in the water, I do the thing, I get out, you can do a plunge pool, you get out, you get the things together. Yes, exactly, a quick dip, that's good, but yes. I am proud of the woman who rolled up on him. I am too. Now, Armonte says he didn't take Vanessa's money, and that his, her story is leaving out details, and at this point, no charges have been filed. But if you care to read this, don't say. I'm aware of the posts and discussions surrounding the trip, and I understand why people have questions. There's a lot being said right now, but not everything being shared is accurate or complete.

• 1:21:03Speaker 07

  I don't wanna add to the speculation or respond emotionally. I'm taking the time to make sure the facts are clear before saying more. I'll address the situation directly with the relevant fix and correct any misinformation that needs to be corrected. In the meantime, I'd ask people not to spread claims or private information that they haven't verified. Thank you to everyone who has given me the chance to address this responsibly. This says absolutely nothing. Armonte. This says nothing, and you definitely stole that girl's money. Armonte, give her her money back. His mother is upset, do you understand that he has embarrassed her on Facebook? That was a Facebook post.

• 1:21:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, that means all his aunties, that means everybody. Mama looking crazy right now. And now, Armonte, this also makes me question your pastoral skills, because if this is all you could come up with, what are you telling the youth when you talk, you know, sometimes days are hard, and God is around. Because when you lay down and you get up, you are a version of Him living inside of you. It may be Tuesday, but God says there will be Sunday again. In His name, collection plate. Right, this is like that lady who said, "You don't love your work, you work your love." Oh, yeah, you gotta job your, you don't love your job, you job your love.

• 1:22:33Speaker 07

  And she's been getting worn out. And it's like, the sentiment at the moment was very, mm, mm, mm. And she said it real, you know. And she had on a hat, and she's very pretty, and her, and, and her, and her ring is huge. So I, I hear you, ma'am, you, your, your ring is massive. Yeah, and once you start giving me some hand movements. Right. And just like a little cadence. Yes. And slow, you don't have to talk fast when you know. You don't love your job. You job your love, but y'all don't hear me, y'all not ready for that conversation.

• 1:23:10Speaker 07

  Because, see, you was out here working, but you weren't working while you were out. And if you had been out working and focused on being out, you would see how work.

• 1:23:26Speaker 07

  Anyway, I played for the San Francisco 49ers, so. Cause here's the thing, cause I was waiting for you to stop, cause I was gonna go, Lacey, they're not ready for that word, and I don't, and what I don't want you to do. Okay. What I don't want you to do is waste all this knowledge on people whose hearts aren't ready for the message. Cause what you're do, cause see, what's happening right now is that a lot of people don't wanna hear,

• 1:23:58Speaker 07

  how do, how do I put this? It's like, there is a way to, like, really, we're, we're all given gifts, right? Exactly. And you have these gifts. Exactly. And not every day is Christmas. That's true. Right, and not every, and, so we can't all be Easter bunnies in our own time. And your presence may be a present. Right. But also, when do you unwrap? Right, because here's the thing, there's so many ways to get presents, cause Christmas is only one night. Exactly. But Hanukkah is eight days, it's eight days. That's eight? It's eight days, and those are ancient presents. If you can't spin your dreidel, who will spin it for you? And did you make it? Out of clay? Or did someone else make it for you?

• 1:24:43Speaker 07

  And that's the problem with Timu. Mm-hmm. That's why I don't buy off Shein. That's why you can't buy off of Shein, because I promise you, those dreadnoughts? Mm-hmm. Polyester. And Shein is just short for she in trouble. Right. And that's why she buying them clothes. Right, because when you have clothes that will melt. Mm-hmm. But not burn. Mm. Then now we're dealing in unnatural materials. Yes. And as black women. Oh, please preach. We can't continue to be in these unnatural fabrics. Hmm. Because we both have fibroids, right? Yes. We've all, we all have them. Yeah. And so we found out that the world, not only just America. Mm-hmm. But the world where there are natural fabrics

• 1:25:27Speaker 07

  are trying to come against us, so we have to start our own clothing company. Absolutely. And we started it. If you go to the next slide, we've got some Scam Goddess merch. Yes. That you can get tomorrow. We've got tracksuits. We've got Giggle Gloss. We've got Giggle Gloss. We've got tracksuits. Yes. So like, because what, because here's the thing. If you cannot improvise,

• 1:25:49Speaker 07

  then how are you going to supervise your career? That is the word, okay? Absolutely. We either have to improvise or be impoverished. Right. Those are the choices. Right. And on that note, I love to ask people.

• 1:26:08Speaker 07

  They'll say, where would you like to be found? This is what happens when two theater kids. Yes, yes. Yes, these are all of the colors. The names are so funny. So the names are all based off of jokes. So I partnered with a white lady, Lace Larrabee. She's on this website, but Lace built the whole website, so that's me and Lace. Yes, come on Lace. So we call it Giggle Gloss, because we, you know, two comedians with the lip gloss brand. And so, uh, I have my, I have three colors, Lace has three colors. So Lace's colors are Lafayette Majora. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. I'm gonna guess that you're No More Broke Dick. Absolutely. Okay. So me and you are both wearing Lafayette Majora, because it's hard to find, as a black woman, a good pink shade. Um, so my colors are No More Broke Dick, My Ministry,

• 1:26:51Speaker 07

  Future Wife, which is a good brown color, My Manifestation, and Amish Lady, which is a cat call in Atlanta. Um, because if you've ever been out in Atlanta, the man would be like, Amish Lady, Amish Lady, Amish Lady. Let me talk to you, let me talk to you, let me talk to you. Ay, yo, blue dress. Ay, ay, ay, blue dress. Ay, ay, ay, ay, long hair, ay, earrings, ay, earrings, right? And so I used to hate Amish Lady growing up. And then I moved to New York, and dudes was going, yo, ma! And I was like, I miss Amish Lady so bad. And then Lace's colors are Lafayette Majora, uh, because she's clever. Purse vodka, because she loves to get drunk at baby showers. That's beautiful. Gorgeous. And then I'll show you crazy, because she's a white woman. Her words, not mine. And so, but these are all based off of like our jokes, or, you know, things that we want in our lives. Yes.

• 1:27:34Speaker 07

  And so the good part about this is like, uh, so all of like the makeup bags and stuff like that my brother makes. And if you buy anything from us, my mom packs orders. That is so sweet. So it's a whole family business at the house, and then I, I sell it on the road. Okay. And we, we love to ask people on this show. Hmm. Uh, like, where would you like to be found? Social media? I know that you're live touring right now. Yes. Like, all of those things. You can come see me, I, uh, I'm Dulce Sloan dot com. I have my tour dates. I'm working on a one-woman show right now about getting my eggs frozen a couple of years ago called Sunnyside Down.

• 1:28:12Speaker 07

  No! Yes, girl. Uh, because it's just like, I got it done, because you know, Eva Longoria told me to. And that's a real conversation that was said. A real flex. Because I was, it was my second pilot season in L.A., and I booked a pilot, and she was like, you know, she's like, you have, she's like, how old are you? I said, at the time, I was 33. She's like, you have to get your eggs frozen. That's how I had my son. And so we're having this nice conversation. And my friend was like, well, what did you say to her afterwards? And I said, oh, nice to meet you. Because it was the first conversation we ever had. And so I was literally like in my house, giving me all these, giving myself all these shots, being like, Eva Longoria told me to. And so, um, I've got shows coming up in, uh, Vegas. I got a bunch of shows on the road in November. And so, yeah, because my brother puts all the label, like the, the, and all the like, lip gloss is made in America. We put the labels on and everything at the house. Made in America. Yes.

• 1:28:58Speaker 07

  Trying for vodka. And so, uh, I, what I'll do is I put purse vodka. I feel like the QVC lady now. Oh, we all, when she said that, yeah. The blowjob, I mean, the blowout. Oh, God. Because they're great for the blowout, after the blowout. Didn't she get fired for saying that? They, they better not have fired her. She sold that weed off the shelves. I think they fired her. Gay Halloween went up. They better not have fired her. I will check into that. They better have fired my queen. But yeah, and then I have, so I'm on the road. I'm, I'm gonna be in Seattle in September. I'm doing a flyover comedy festival in November back in St. Louis. Uh, and then I started a show, uh, that I would love to have you on called Just Pull Up. Yeah. Because you remember Baron Bond's New Negro Show? Yeah. So it's inspired by Baron's New Negro Show. Okay, yes. So it's an all-black lineup. And so I want like comics that do like mainstream and urban rooms to come together on the show.

• 1:29:43Speaker 07

  And then also because in the vein of Baron Vanna, Open Mic Eagle, there's a, um, there's a bit of whimsy. Oh, yes, I love Open Mic Eagle. And so we have two segments on the show. So we have like five comics. And then there's a segment called A Moment That Doesn't Make Sense. And so for the last show, we did a, a music recital with recorders. And so I was playing. That would take me back. I don't know if I could still play the Yamaha. I found, I found, so we saw them at a toy store. And then, because you know how people were doing the, uh, the Jeque's, uh, 21 with no kids? So I learned how to play that on the recorder. And then I was like, and so since I used to sing, I was like, okay, well, let me find, I can read music enough. And so I found the vocal, and so I found like, uh, I learned how to play like, uh, Walk a Flock with No Hands. Yes, we need that. Uh, Never Scared by Bone Crusher.

• 1:30:29Speaker 07

  Just on the recorder, was it great? No, I also found that if you laugh into a recorder, very funny. And so the week before that, we did, um, the, uh, a theatrical reading of the Bellinocce's video. Wow. Because if you. Where the hell can you go? Because if you can't go to Bellinocce's, where the hell else can you go? And so at the, the end of the show, we do a, uh, since blind bags and blind boxes are so popular now, we do a, a black ass mystery box. I love that. And so people to come up and, uh. It's what I call my vagina. Classic. And so, uh, so, and also sustained. And so someone comes up and they roll, two people roll seven or 11. Oh, wow, we're shooting dice. Right. And so whoever hits it first, they get to pull first. They pull three bags.

• 1:31:09Speaker 07

  And so there's things like noun later candies, a pick, a bonnet, uh, durags, things of that nature. Useful. Also, there's whammies. So there's like a black spelling bee. Wow. Yes, wild cards. It's like, listen, your cousin said, like, your boyfriend said he's outside. Where's he actually at? Really fun time. So, yeah, it's, it's, it's a silly show. This is in Los Angeles. This is in Los Angeles at the Hollywood Improv. We've got shows coming up. Uh, when does this come out? Next week. Next Tuesday. So the show is on October the 13th, so today. And then we've got other shows coming up. And so we've got shows at the end of the year, and it's just, I was missing the camaraderie and like just the fun hang of Baron shows. And I was like, oh, I want to do a silly thing, and let's, let's bring it back. So I called Baron, got his blessing.

• 1:31:54Speaker 07

  And so, yeah, it's called, uh, it's Just Pull Up, where Just Pull Up Comedy Show on Instagram. Yes, and then your Instagram. And then my Instagram is Dulce Sloan. Everything is Dulce Sloan. It's D-U-L-C-E-S-L-O-E-N. And yeah, so then there's Giggle Gloss, and then there's Just Pull Up. And so this is, uh, this is what I do until the Lord blesses me with children. I love that. Amen. I'm sure he will. Beautiful, very intelligent children. Thank you, because I can't have a dumb or ugly child. No. As always, you can catch us at Scam Goddess Pod on Instagram if you want to see any of the images. Maybe we can throw up some of the videos that we weren't allowed to put on YouTube on there as well. Um, and then you can find me at D-I-V-A-L-A-C-I-D, Velaci on all platforms.

• 1:32:35Speaker 07

  And I am still talking to y'all on threads for the time being, as long as y'all stay in y'all's pocket. We've been having a good time. And then you can get my book, Scam Goddess, wherever books are sold, or audiobooks, if you want to hear me read about my crazy life. And you can watch the first season of Scam Goddess on Hulu, uh, wherever you get your Disney legally or not. Uh, and congregation, I just really want y'all to get out there and stay.

• 1:33:00Speaker 07

  Stay.

• 1:33:04Speaker 07

  Playing.

• 1:33:06Speaker 07

  Specifically for the San Francisco 49ers, okay? Because be the scammer that you just want to see in the world. Yes, okay? You don't have, you don't have bank statements, apparently. Get an Android. You can get some. Uh, there's all types of ways to live your dreams. I gave a man divorce papers, and we were never married. That's beautiful. Thank you so much. I just Googled, I used Britney Spears divorce papers as my template. I bet those were some good divorce papers. They were very good. She had a lot of, she lied a lot of clauses in there. And I, he still had to fix my car, but I also had access, access to his man parts. And then I,

• 1:33:44Speaker 07

  and then he gave no rebuttal, and to this day, he has never signed them. Wow. He's married to somebody else. So he's a bigamist. Technically. Well, that's the crazy part. I was so ready to stop talking to him, but I just pulled up to his job with a mental envelope. He was like, did you really give me divorce papers? I said, I have too much time at work. There you go. That's really fun. That's whimsical. And that's what I'm here for. Yes, y'all stay whimsical. Get out there, book a cruise with somebody else's money. Girl. All right, we're out.

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