The Fat Electrician Vs Buc-ee’s & Angry Cops Jumpout Boy Stories | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 283

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• 0:57Speaker 01

  You put a man in the woods or a big scary bear. I'm gonna go for the bear.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  Helen Keller is what brought up this conversation.

• 1:03Speaker 03

  As a natural Saturday conversation goes.

• 1:06The Fat Electrician?

  Connor only thinks of you when his butthole's dilated.

• 1:08Speaker 03

  It's true.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  As do most women.

• 1:10Speaker 05

  Oh, did you turn this back around on me?

• 1:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, that's, I'm in the middle of something.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  It's a history. Why? Why don't I even talk?

• 1:18Speaker 05

  It's a bully Brandon day.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  Ready?

• 1:42Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:43Speaker 05

  Ah, shit.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  There should be another.

• 1:46Speaker 05

  A.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Yay. Three, two, one.

• 1:53Speaker 05

  Hi, everyone, and welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. Today I am so pleased to be joined by Eli Double Tap, Nick the Fat Electrician, Rich Angry Cops, King Trout, and myself, Brandon Herrera. Thank you for being here.

• 2:07The Fat Electrician?

  Donut operator.

• 2:08Speaker 05

  And grown up operator.

• 2:10Speaker 03

  Yay, we're all here. Yay. We have an event tonight, but today we get to hear about a whole bunch of stuff that everyone's trying to talk before we started the episode. It's the hardest thing.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  Let me live my life.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Eli saying, shut up and stop talking.

• 2:23The Fat Electrician?

  Just let me live my life.

• 2:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, sorry, our life is so cool. When we record our conversations, we would have otherwise you tune in by the thousands. Yeah, sorry, we're actually friends in real life and want to talk about things we enjoy.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  I'm not friends with these people.

• 2:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, all right. Well, it's sorry that four of us at the table are friends with each other and like to talk.

• 2:41Speaker 01

  Well.

• 2:42Speaker 05

  Sorry, the three of us at the table.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  I wouldn't say my romantic, my relationship with you is platonic. It's almost exclusively romantic. They fuck.

• 2:54Speaker 05

  A lot.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're not friends.

• 2:56Speaker 05

  Small head gang.

• 2:57Speaker 01

  Who?

• 3:03Speaker 05

  Important lore for the fans. We found out that Connor and Rich have the exact same head size.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  It's true.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  Our parents, our mother's vaginal birthing canals were.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  Human sized.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't the size of a small hippopotamus. Your poor mother.

• 3:22The Fat Electrician?

  I appreciate.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  You could probably feel your thoughts as she pushes you out.

• 3:25The Fat Electrician?

  Small hippopotamus, just the genius to be like, I need to let him know he's fat, but I don't want him to be confident about being large either.

• 3:31Speaker 01

  Well, tiny hippopotami are adorable. This is Japanese hippopotami following.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Is this Richard's hat?

• 3:36Speaker 05

  I think so.

• 3:38The Fat Electrician?

  Look at that. Look at that.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  Also, Rich is the king of insults. I think it was the first time we met in person. He said something I will not repeat on camera, but.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Unfortunate.

• 3:48Speaker 02

  Doug, because most people go.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  Wait, say it anyway and we'll cut it.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  No, I'm not gonna say it. It's a thing I think to myself at three o'clock in the morning on bad days.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Oh, I wish I could remember it.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  But most people go with, you're gay, you're skinny. I've heard it. I've heard it a lot a thousand times.

• 4:03Speaker 05

  Mostly from family and close friends.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  Rich found the bone marrow source of my, my dark thought and said it to me in jest and I was like, eh, fuck you too. And then like two weeks later, I was taking a shit. This is in Vegas when we first met. Two weeks later, I'm back home in Indiana taking a shit and I had that thought and I was like, man, fuck that guy. Immediately texted you. I was like, you son of a bitch.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  I had that effect on people. I, I, I could, I know they're kryptonite just by looking at them.

• 4:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Connor only thinks of you when his butthole's dilated.

• 4:35Speaker 05

  It's true.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  As do most women.

• 4:39Speaker 05

  Okay, now, now he's going to the baseline. You're gay. Again, lame, weak.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  Not you. I didn't say, that's.

• 4:44Speaker 05

  He can go for the kill shot again if he'd like.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  I'm pretty sure that it was, it was based on your outfit.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  No, I didn't. I liked your outfit. Your outfit was very good. Now I need to try and remember it. I throw out so many rude things all the time and consistently that I just, I can't remember them all.

• 5:01The Fat Electrician?

  Accuracy by volume. One of them hit. Rich, Rich, this is why you weren't artillery. That was a direct hit. There's already six more in round. I don't remember the coordinates for the direct hit. Sorry. Get down.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  I'd have been anti aircraft or World War II. You mean, you just throw it up there and it explodes and just, you don't even have to be close. It just scatter shots everything?

• 5:24Speaker 05

  This one was a sniper shot. It's like, I wouldn't tell my wife. This thought that I have from time to time about myself.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  The assassination from wanted.

• 5:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  Like through the windows.

• 5:34Speaker 05

  Where I was literally, I was like, is he watching? Like, how does he know that I think that from time to time?

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Cause I'm also, um, uh, what do you got? Not incompetent. I'm incompetent. Um.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  A bad movie with Angelina Jolie.

• 5:47The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, what's it called where you have like self doubt?

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Insecure.

• 5:49The Fat Electrician?

  Insecure. Thank you.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, he found my greatest insecurity, but I've never shared with anybody.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  The second you met.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:56Speaker 05

  And that's why he's a detective.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  And I'm glad he's since forgotten.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  There was something in the last podcast that I said, like, I was just like ribbing you as a friend and I just saw that look. You're like, all right, so we're enemies for today.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  I like being challenged.

• 6:11Speaker 05

  No.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  I like, I, I enjoy the, the verbal fencing that we do, but whenever somebody else engages in the ha ha, you know, I'm just like, whoa, okay. Sweet.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Point one, Brandon.

• 6:29The Fat Electrician?

  Doors out.

• 6:31Speaker 05

  That was werewolf day.

• 6:32The Fat Electrician?

  Werewolf day. Rich is like, he's like a jujitsu coach that's playing nice with the students and then the one student gets too squirrely and tries something. You could see the jujitsu coach go, all right, now we're actually doing this.

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, you thought that was a good one. Noted.

• 6:50The Fat Electrician?

  You're ready for the real thing. Here we go.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  Uh, my, one of my friends, one of the guys that I worked with that ended up being in internal affairs and investigated me often on my complaints. He told me a thing that stuck with me and I love it. Uh, he's like, Richard, I always know when, uh, you're done messing around with people on your body cam and you arrest them. I was like, how's that? He's like, well, you tell them that's it. And when you say that's it, that is it. You are done talking. You are done trying to convince them. It is arrest time zero, zero to a hundred. I go, really? He goes, yeah. And it's funny because the way that you say it isn't like, that's it. You know, he goes, I go, I think I know what you mean. And I repeated it. I go, that's it. That's it. The second you hear, that's it.

• 7:36Speaker 05

  Like a cartoon character.

• 7:39Speaker 01

  Jail time.

• 7:40The Fat Electrician?

  Your son's gonna know that sound.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, my thing that I, uh, that I do with the dogs that I feel like I'll definitely do with my son is like, you must've lost your mind. That, that's the thing that I do. I do with the privates too. You must've lost your mind. Okay.

• 7:57Speaker 03

  It's the saying everyone, yeah, yeah. Once you have it, you know, that's saying riding. I just, I'll do a look and he'll be like, oh, oh, I am sorry, daddy. I am sorry.

• 8:05Speaker 05

  Speaking of which though, uh, you sent me and Eli a video this morning because of what we talked about on the podcast yesterday.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:10Speaker 05

  Where the guy lost his fingers in the, the, in the mortar.

• 8:12Speaker 02

  Oh, the mortar one?

• 8:13The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I saw that.

• 8:14Speaker 05

  Finger delete. Uh, where it was a, uh, an NCO or a senior NCO.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Marine.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  No, no, no, this is different. So the.

• 8:23Speaker 05

  The mortar thing.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  The original video that you showed on, uh, when your Darwin awards was a US Army soldier hanging like an 80 millimeter round.

• 8:32The Fat Electrician?

  Was that army?

• 8:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was army. And then he keeps his hand over the tube and then whoop, finger delete, right? The one that I sent you is a marine and there's a marine doing like a 40 millimeter mortar and he drops it down the tube. And when he drops down the tube, instead of just like keeping his hand motion going down and away from the muzzle of the mortar, he goes, drop the round, hand over top of the hole and then boom, it goes off. And his NCO, rightfully so, just goes, what the fuck? And smacks of.

• 9:01Speaker 05

  It's like a bitch slap as he pushed him against the, against the side of the little bunker.

• 9:05The Fat Electrician?

  Good.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  Solid NCO.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  Was he doing like, like magic trick? Like what, why?

• 9:12The Fat Electrician?

  Like, like a rabbit in the hat?

• 9:14Speaker 01

  This is what you do. You go, oh, and that like, it's, you drop and get the out of the way.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  Hang on two.

• 9:21Speaker 05

  Fire.

• 9:23Speaker 02

  Oh, he's a lucky duck.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  What did that NCO walk? The fuck are you doing? The NCO walk into that hole. Yep.

• 9:33The Fat Electrician?

  It's a good NCO.

• 9:34Speaker 01

  Oh, it's a great NCO because you know what's gonna happen when that guy loses his fingers like the army guy did is the first line leader, him, his NCO, is gonna get hemmed the fuck up. Why is your guy doing this stupid, dangerous thing that we teach everybody not to do? And then the best excuse you could say is like, I don't know, it's like a woman driver. They all know what to do, but they still go, I turn now and then you're fucked. I can't stop it.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  Am I wrong?

• 9:57Speaker 02

  That's a perfect analogy.

• 9:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm very smart.

• 9:59The Fat Electrician?

  Great.

• 10:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, they take all the same tests as us. I'm thinking, I'm like, I'm thinking about this more and more.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Damn, they are just retarded.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  They get in less crashes because they're not as aggressive, the drivers and take chances like men. But they are worse drivers.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  Unless you count hitting curbs.

• 10:17Speaker 01

  Oh, Jesus, if only. Yeah, but you don't call that into your insurance claim. Daddy, I backed up into a tree. Just get, get up. My sister wrecked three cars in like two years.

• 10:26The Fat Electrician?

  She's the one that changed your diapers.

• 10:27Speaker 01

  My God, I love this. I hope my sister's watching this.

• 10:30The Fat Electrician?

  She changed his diapers. I don't know if you guys have done with that.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  As a grown man. It's last week.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  We, when we did the show, the live show in Buffalo and I brought my family there and you know, everybody was really excited because you know, it was, it was the funny kid and I always wanted to do stand up and like, there I am. I've made it. I'm on stage and my family gets to see me. It was really cool.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  Your attention seeking?

• 10:49Speaker 01

  Who, who would have thought?

• 10:51Speaker 01

  Richard, quiet.

• 10:52Speaker 02

  I, I was waiting for that. When he said that, I was waiting for that eyes again, the hmm.

• 11:01Speaker 01

  If it's true, I appreciate it.

• 11:03The Fat Electrician?

  Show is funny because you gave the speech to everybody because you were proud you were having your moment. You're like, I just, I've been doing this ever since I was a kid that wouldn't shut the fuck up in church and our venue was a church. Still the kid that won't shut the fuck up in church.

• 11:16Speaker 02

  We all had reservations about that. By the way, the Buffalo show is a massive, beautiful church. Uh, and we're just like, ooh, I feel bad saying half of the shit we're about to say in a, in a church venue.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  Nah, that's alright.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  It was Protestant and it doesn't count.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  Say, didn't Peter disavow Christ? So it's like, as long as you don't do that, I think you're okay.

• 11:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I think Christ, uh, made him the rock upon which he would found his church.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  You're right. So if you say bad words, you could hold the keys to heaven. Are we doing Mormon shit now?

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, bring it back to the common.

• 11:49The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  Power slammed to a table.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  So we, yeah, we do, I do the thing like, hey, this is really cool, blah, blah. And my family's there and they're meeting everybody and my sister meets Cody and she's like a little starstruck. She's just like, oh my gosh, these guys like friends of my brother, but also I see him on the internet. This is really cool. And normally a, she's very funny. She's quick witted. She's sarcastic. I think she was just a little starstruck and Cody's like, oh yeah, I like Rich. And out of nowhere she goes, I used to change his diapers like some weird fucking aunt at a family reunion. And the second she did it, because I'm mean and my family is brutal. Like you guys think I'm mean to you? My family, my father, my father and I, oh, it's back and forth, no holds bars. It's in, it's intense. It's hysterical, but very, we're very witty. And I look at my sister and I say like that same thing. I'm like, you changed my diaper.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  Ugh, how embarrassing for you to say that. Oh, and I made her feel this fucking big for like 30 seconds and she's never lived it down. I still go now, I was like, oh man, wow, thanks for coming over, Chrissy. I really appreciate it. By the way, did you know that you changed my diapers? She's like, shut up, shut up, Rick. Shut up. You shut up.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  That was a great show though, because I mean, that was the first time we'd ever done, because apparently this is just a thing in Buffalo is throwing people through tables.

• 13:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  And with no training whatsoever, no practice, just like, we're gonna be doing that. And then something triggered, something I said or whatever, you were just like, you're getting thrown through a fucking table.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  You looked at me and you made eye contact and you didn't look away, which means?

• 13:15Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  Consent. Thank you, Eli.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  Whatever happened. I don't.

• 13:20Speaker 01

  That's why I have the same rule about women in parking lots.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  God, I was gonna say that's.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Why she was staring at me, it was.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  Oh, that's a happy run.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  She's not even breathing hard. This is great.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  Good God.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  She's exhausting yourself first.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  But you're just like, okay, you're getting thrown through a table. And then.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  I said the same thing.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  But then, uh, everybody made fun of me for getting thrown through a table wrong. Editor, pull up the clip. No practice.

• 13:54The Fat Electrician?

  It's in the intro of every episode of this podcast, Brandon.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  That's actually great.

• 14:04Speaker 02

  I don't watch the podcast.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  It's like the McDonald's owner eating his own hamburger. Hey, pull up that clip that plays every episode.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  Like she forgot about that.

• 14:13The Fat Electrician?

  Show the golden arches thing.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  Is that part of like in high school? Like what, how did they just learn to get thrown through tables?

• 14:23The Fat Electrician?

  My favorite part about that is like months prior to the Buffalo show, Rich is, Rich texts me, he's like, hey, you think you can throw me through a table? To which I said, yes. Didn't hear anything about it for the rest of the time. I re, I tore my other peck and I was in a sling for that show and Rich pulls out the table. I haven't heard about this in months, but I know what's happening. And I was like, oh, I'm surely, Rich messaged someone else to throw him through the table because my dominant arm is now in a sling. And I look around the table and Eli's like, what is going on? And I look down the table and nobody else has any idea what's going on. I'm like, I'm gonna have to throw Rich through a table with my left hand. Okay, here we go.

• 15:06The Fat Electrician?

  It happened. Rich helped me out. He gave, he gave it a jump.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  I did. I, I knew that there was gonna have to be like a little assistance there.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  Very WWE. Is that like a Bills thing?

• 15:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:16Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  It just became like a custom.

• 15:19The Fat Electrician?

  Three Bills fans every year get their neck broken getting thrown through tables.

• 15:23Speaker 01

  Wow. Oh, no, we know how to fall. We know how to take a bump.

• 15:25Speaker 02

  And then the stomp thing. The stomp thing too.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  Oh, the stomp.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Cause we were in that old church and it's like literally the building is shaking because there's that second level, like where the choir would be. And I was genuinely concerned for the structural stability of a 200 year old church.

• 15:42Speaker 01

  There's the stage lighting and you're seeing the dust rattle through the stage lighting.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  Like the, the.

• 15:48Speaker 01

  Floorboards.

• 15:48Speaker 02

  The balcony like rocking up and down like.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  How dare you question a house of God?

• 15:54Speaker 02

  A house of Protestant God.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  Better. He's nicer. He likes us more.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  He lets women preach.

• 16:05Speaker 02

  Depends on which Protestants.

• 16:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  I feel like we're painting with a wide brush here.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, jeez. Come on now. Yeah, the acoustic guitar kind. Most of them.

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• 17:47Speaker 01

  Sorry. That is my, uh, it's a PTSD for basic training. Bro, every.

• 17:52Speaker 02

  For basic training?

• 17:53Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. You'd have like weird. That's what you got your off time. If you, you go to church, that's when you get your break.

• 18:02Speaker 01

  So you'll like, who's going to church? Otherwise you're in just. Yeah, you're doing. Eric's getting fucked up. Well, that or you're doing area beautification. So if you don't want to sweat and mow in like 90 degree heat, South Carolina or Georgia, then you go to church. So the first week in basic training, like a third, a quarter of the kids go to church. I'm atheist next week. I'm. Then the second week, over like two thirds of the kids go to church and you're looking at like Catholic kids going to like Jewish or Mormon, you know, things. You're like, oh, because they've got Rice Krispie treats, huh? Nathaniel, dude, I literally looked at one kid this year or last year, little Catholic kid, a little Hispanic kid and he goes to, um, uh, the mosque for the Islam, um, things, uh, services.

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  And I go Rodriguez. Wow. Shalom.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  I do know a Catholic guy who was a Marine and he converted to Buddhism because their church is just sitting in silence. So he just kind of sit down and read books for an hour.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  That's what women will do to you. Yeah.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  So I look at a lot Rodriguez and I'm like, huh, interesting. He'd go into Islam services. That's cool. All right.

• 19:17Speaker 01

  You got phone calls today. I want you to call your mom and let her know that. I want to hear your mom. I want you to hear, say it to your boy. I want to hear it. I guess, I mean, you're just doing it like you had to let her know, right? You're doing this thing. I mean, you converted. I, it'd be interesting to hear what she has to say. She's like,

• 19:31Speaker 01

  I can't tell my family. I don't understand. Why? What do you mean? Well, they're very Catholic. Oh, are they now?

• 19:40Speaker 01

  I mean, you just, just let them know that you've accepted a new religion. That's fine. That's who you are.

• 19:44Speaker 02

  Privates have to be, if I'm watching another private go.

• 19:47The Fat Electrician?

  Do that, but oh, he knows everything.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, his little buddy tried to stick up for him. She was like, uh, drill start. He's like, uh, he's, I go shut the up. Yeah, that's what I said.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  No, I just, no, man, I strengthened his faith. Don't fucking judge me.

• 20:04Speaker 05

  He's doing the Lord's work.

• 20:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:06Speaker 05

  He's on his own crusade over here, pulling him away from his.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  Everybody going, going to services with his friend, having a good time. Like, why would he be, I don't understand why he would fear the, the wrath of his Roman Catholic, very Mexican family. I don't. Guy made a decision, right? Good for him. All right, definitely not for the hot cocoa and Coca-Cola he would get. Not for that.

• 20:31Speaker 05

  Call Maria right now and tell her you reject Jesus Christ.

• 20:35Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 20:36Speaker 05

  In front of me, please.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  Well, I didn't say that. No, well, that's horrible. I'm just letting him know that he made a life change and that's very nice. You know, that's very good of him. What a bold decision to make.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  I could hear it.

• 20:50Speaker 05

  I'm just shocked.

• 20:53Speaker 05

  I'm just shocked a Hispanic Catholic would, uh, would rather go to, uh, would rather reject his God than do lawn work.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  That is a great joke. I'm, I can't laugh at it cause it's just, you can't, I mean, it's not. It's like a Jackson Pollock. It's art.

• 21:12Speaker 01

  Appreciate something like that.

• 21:13Speaker 05

  It was such a good one. None of us laughed.

• 21:23Speaker 01

  That's a good one.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  You know it was good because of silence.

• 21:27Speaker 01

  I was being sincere. She kept staring at me and then I could tell I was good because of the silence. And the muffled.

• 21:42Speaker 05

  Well, they're real quiet when they're dead.

• 21:47Speaker 05

  Why are we in the same frame?

• 21:50Speaker 02

  It was that a ridge.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  I'm restraining myself right now. I was gonna bring up something else, but.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  It's good to have a buffer between us, cause then I'll just, you know, I'll go, I'll go dark Brandon.

• 22:02Speaker 05

  You forgot his wig.

• 22:03Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 22:04Speaker 05

  Thank God.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  You know what? I didn't forget my caloric intake. Watching it. I'm just watching it.

• 22:11The Fat Electrician?

  That is a good point. If calories were votes, you'd be in trouble in this election.

• 22:17Speaker 05

  What's the Futurama bit?

• 22:20Speaker 02

  Why does the larger one not simply eat the smaller one?

• 22:32Speaker 01

  The sad people couldn't have done this.

• 22:38Speaker 05

  I've got one more. Bring me Han Solo and the cookie.

• 22:43The Fat Electrician?

  I was so mad with the, the cookie, cookie gate that went out on Twitter. X does not have the gif of Majin Boo turning the demon guy into a giant cookie and eating him.

• 22:55Speaker 05

  I have no idea what the fuck.

• 23:00The Fat Electrician?

  Majin Boo is like this, literally a gigantic fat ball of bubble gum. An unstoppable alien. And there's like this badass, like demon dude that's been brought in to fight him. And Majin Boo literally turns him into a cookie and eats him. And I was like, this is, this would be the perfect gif, but they didn't have it. I was very upset.

• 23:21The Fat Electrician?

  Do your thing, internet. Yeah.

• 23:23Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 23:24The Fat Electrician?

  He gets turned into a cookie.

• 23:26Speaker 05

  Oh, that's the cookie guy. Yeah.

• 23:27Speaker 01

  Uh, the cookie guy is that's.

• 23:29The Fat Electrician?

  Majin Boo is.

• 23:32Speaker 01

  And that's his first form. Like he gets bigger. That's his second. Smaller, more, more rift. It's the second form?

• 23:38Speaker 02

  Yeah. So, well, Dragon Ball lore is that's fat booze, cause he ate one of the grand kais. Before that he was kid boo. Kid boo is the evil one that just destroys everything. Once he takes form into like Goku and all those, then he becomes like, I can sentient talking. That's why when they remove the grand Kai, they're like, don't do that. And then he turns back into kid boo. But Dragon Ball.

• 24:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 24:00Speaker 05

  Mm hmm. I had a Piccolo action figure I got at Burger King.

• 24:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, that makes sense. You probably loved that thing too.

• 24:06Speaker 05

  Did stuffed it right in my ass.

• 24:08Speaker 01

  This guy's a Piccolo guy. I can tell from the beginning.

• 24:11The Fat Electrician?

  The first thing you do with your Piccolo action.

• 24:18Speaker 05

  I, I still have two of those golden Pokemon cards rattling around up in there.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  I love that. It's just you opening and disappointed in action figures until you get that one. You're excited. You're like, oh, he got the right one.

• 24:31Speaker 05

  I'm thinking of that viral video, the kid with the TV remote having a fucking meltdown.

• 24:40Speaker 05

  That's my rage response. I shove things in my ass. When I'm pissed off.

• 24:44Speaker 01

  Also your pleasure response.

• 24:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's, yeah, it's a complicated relationship out there in my, my noggin.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  It's like Mr. Slave on that South Park episode. He just like jumps on somebody and swallows them with his anus.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  I don't remember that one.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  You don't remember that one?

• 24:57Speaker 02

  No.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  It's Paris Hilton. Mr. Slave swallows Paris Hilton in his butthole.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  No, I don't remember that episode.

• 25:02The Fat Electrician?

  All right.

• 25:03Speaker 05

  Nope.

• 25:04Speaker 01

  Let me wings.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  From in the man so gay.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Hundreds of South Park episodes.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  Pass the small intestines. I was gonna ask about the, um, any pushback from the, uh, Buc-E's stuff, cause you just did a.

• 25:19The Fat Electrician?

  I haven't been able to read all the comments. There's a lot of comments. Um, I was pretty, I feel like I was pretty balanced. I was given Bucky as, as much leeway as possible. But their lawyers are fucking insane. Like the criteria that they're suing some of these gas stations with is outrageous.

• 25:33Speaker 05

  Let's see, there you go. You're not attacking Buc-E's. You're attacking their law firm.

• 25:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, basically like, that's kind of what I was alluding to is, you know, like, you know, basically like, I, I really do think that. Buc-E's is just like, okay, we have to preserve our trademark. We're just gonna hire some big law firm to do it. And the law firm has a blank check. The more people they go after, the more money they make. So they were going after everybody, but like, they point to different gas stations logos. And they point to trademark characteristics and the things they list as trademark characteristics are ridiculous.

• 26:04Speaker 05

  I watched your video. I thought you were incredibly fair, cause the first thing I saw when I clicked on the thumbnail, I was like, careful. You know, this is, this is a Texas thing, but I, you were, I think you were incredibly fair in that. And I, my favorite comparison you made was their criteria for the trademark. And how the basically by their own definitions, they copied Bass Pro.

• 26:23The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 26:25Speaker 05

  Animal, round eyes. What was it?

• 26:27The Fat Electrician?

  Some of the trademark criteria that they'd cited in other, other lawsuits. I'm dead serious.

• 26:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  They use some dirty round.

• 26:37Speaker 05

  That if you used an Asian racist caricature on your cartoon, Buc-E's couldn't sue you.

• 26:42Speaker 01

  That's true. That's the only way you could do it. It has to be.

• 26:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we did. That's why I lobbed him.

• 26:47Speaker 05

  That softball that Rich interrupted.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  I wait, I paused.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  I waited, I waited like five seconds.

• 26:56The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's fine. It's just, I'm, I'm the kid at the baseball game with the glove and you're the, the fucking Karen reaching in front of me to grab it. It's fine. I didn't want it.

• 27:04Speaker 05

  There's no way this guy's 12.

• 27:07Speaker 05

  I am eight years old.

• 27:10Speaker 02

  Nick ripped the ball out of him.

• 27:11The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, I mean, the trade characteristics were cartoon, um, looking to the, looking to the right. Having its mouth open, having round eyes, having similar facial characteristics such as ears, nose and a mouth. Um, being outlined in black, which is my favorite one.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 27:31The Fat Electrician?

  So like a trade, yeah.

• 27:36The Fat Electrician?

  I said it in the video. I was like, could you imagine if the first guy that wrote a book? Tried to say that he owned the intellectual property of writing down letters in the colored black and nobody else was allowed to do it ever. Like.

• 27:47Speaker 05

  That literally describes Mickey Mouse if he's looking to the right.

• 27:50The Fat Electrician?

  Well, yeah, cause it's, it's, it's, uh, prior art is what they say in intellectual property terms. Like there are so many instances of that before them that that's insane that they're allowed to protect. And then they've got the idea for the Bucky Beaver cartoon from the Ipana toothpaste beaver from like the fifties or whatever. So it's like.

• 28:08Speaker 01

  Ipana.

• 28:09The Fat Electrician?

  You got the idea from somewhere else and then, uh, using a yellow background, using the color red.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  McDonald's?

• 28:19The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, the animal being the color brown, which I would argue is probably the most common color for an animal with fur.

• 28:27The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, being an aquatic animal because they sued, uh, they sued some. Gas station, other gas station in Texas that had, had an alligator.

• 28:36Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 28:36The Fat Electrician?

  As it's, well, it's not brown. So they said that it also had round eyes and open mouth showing its teeth. And it was an aquatic animal. So clearly infringing.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Like suing for like frivolous lawsuits.

• 28:52The Fat Electrician?

  Cause they don't have enough money behind them.

• 28:54Speaker 05

  They're suing small, small.

• 28:56The Fat Electrician?

  The average Bucky, I, I don't, I don't remember the exact numbers off the top of my head, but they, they have like 56 locations and I did the math. The average Buc-E's is bringing in like a hundred million dollars a year.

• 29:06Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 29:07The Fat Electrician?

  For one location.

• 29:08Speaker 05

  I'm still gonna go there every time I drive to Austin.

• 29:10The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, yeah. But I mean, that's kind of rad. That's how I kind of ended the video. I was like, look, I think your lawyers, I think you left the fucking dog off the leash and it's been biting people. And you guys just didn't know, cause it's all small time news, but now it's made national news. The owner has addressed it. This is your guys' chance where you can come out and be like, look, that is what happened. We're sorry about it. We're gonna reel in these lawyers and we're keep an eye on what they're actually doing. So they're not doing dumb shit and, uh, our bad.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  If the owner made a statement, what did he say?

• 29:41The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, so I'll let, this is allegedly, um, so the, the current issue is. They're suing Beaver Mart. Because they had a beaver, uh, mascot and they said it infringed on their trademark, which. Does sound like one of the more legit ones. At least it's a beaver. It's called Beaver Mart, obviously. But what the context that was missing was, you know. Beaver Mart is inside of Beaver Creek, Ohio, where the city's logo is a beaver and the local high school mascot's a beaver and the beaver. Bowling alley and the beaver pizza, everything in the town's beaver, everything.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Are they suing all the other beaver places?

• 30:16The Fat Electrician?

  No. So.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  And this is a small mom and pop gas station, right? It's not anything.

• 30:22The Fat Electrician?

  The guy that owns Beaver Mart owns four other convenience stores in Ohio. Only one of them is Beaver Mart. Um, and that was it. So apparently according to uh, the mayor of Huber Heights, which is like the town right next to Beaver Creek that actually has the Buc-E's in it. According to that mayor, he had a phone call with Arch Aplin, the owner of Buc-E's and I believe Arch told him that, you know, our side of the story is Beaver Mart applied for a federal trademark for Beaver Mart. And applying for a federal trademark implies that they're going to try expanding Beaver Mart nationally. And we, that's why we went after them and we told them if they dropped the federal trademark application, we wouldn't, we'd drop the lawsuit.

• 31:05The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, okay. Well, then I go and I look on the federal trademark. There was no application for federal trademark. Other news outlets tried to find it. They couldn't find it. The owner of Beaver Mart came out and said, I've never applied for a federal trademark. I applied for a state trademark in like 2019 because my bank asked me to just so I could do the doing business as Beaver Mart, like just clerical financial business lingo bullshit.

• 31:31Speaker 01

  A lot of the times with a trademark, if you're first to market or a product comes out, then it's automatically trademarked anyway. That's what's fucking insane.

• 31:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  That's right. We're doing a perfect jean ad. You can tell that they're perfect because of the way they are. Look at Brandon. He's perfect in jeans. Complete him because they're perfect.

• 31:50Speaker 05

  Actually, I don't think I've actually worn a pair of these, but that is really, really, really stretchy.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Although I, those are fantastic. That's why I wear those.

• 31:58Speaker 05

  Like I've never seen like a band of a jean that stretches that way.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Don't you hate it when you have to jean, fit jeans that don't you hate it? When you have to pick jeans that fit thighs or waist? I always have a hard time finding a pair of jeans that fits my delicate bird like legs and my juicy fat ass. But not with the perfect jeans.

• 32:18Speaker 05

  Are you constantly having to pull them up or do that awkward mid-conversation readjustment?

• 32:23Speaker 02

  I'm constantly read, readjusting my crotch during conversations.

• 32:26The Fat Electrician?

  Same.

• 32:28Speaker 02

  No, that's all I buy. They're stretchy and really comfy. I'm glad we're sponsored by them because I'm going to get these for free now. For free.

• 32:35Speaker 05

  For free, the perfect jean. Oh, and now that I'm reading that, they also have bootcut. So perfect for Texas.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  Six size fits from skinny to thick, thick with two Cs. That's what fits my juicy ass.

• 32:48Speaker 05

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• 32:51Speaker 02

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• 32:55Speaker 05

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• 33:09Speaker 05

  My least favorite part about the whole ordeal though was after, which I thought you were very fair in your video with your assessment of like everything like, you know, hey, it's probably not the company. It's probably the lawyers. Please, if you know, Buc-E's, if you're watching this, which certainly they have by now. You know, just do the right thing, you know, just, you know, put this to bed. My least favorite thing though is that it spurred uh, us getting called out.

• 33:32The Fat Electrician?

  We got called out?

• 33:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, we got called out for uh, creating an AI influencer uh, that we named Nick the fat electrician.

• 33:38The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah. I had somebody, somebody commented.

• 33:40Speaker 05

  Wait, what?

• 33:41The Fat Electrician?

  AI slop is getting so good. I hope you guys don't believe this is a real person.

• 33:45Speaker 01

  Nick, you could say the word if you're not real.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  If you're AI, you can say the word.

• 33:51The Fat Electrician?

  I would.

• 33:52Speaker 05

  Clank her?

• 33:53Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 33:54The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. If I was using AI to generate myself, I'd make myself better looking for sure.

• 33:59Speaker 05

  No. Well, that's what we've been, we've been toning the iterations. That's why you've become the fit electrician.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  That's fair.

• 34:04Speaker 05

  He's slowly getting more and more. You'll actually, you'll, you'll notice we've been kind of perfecting. Uh, you know, we're, we're running the scripts and running the scripts.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  Our AI model, the fat electrician, now the fit electrician.

• 34:14Speaker 05

  He, he never, he never looks the same in any two videos. Have you noticed that? We're, we're, we're still just training the uh, the AI.

• 34:21Speaker 01

  That's why Nick never puts three fingers in front of his face.

• 34:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, correct.

• 34:25The Fat Electrician?

  I can't keep my hands out of all my videos.

• 34:27Speaker 05

  Physically incapable of it.

• 34:29Speaker 02

  It's like, oh my gosh, I can't believe this thing. Look at how, ah, they're far away.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  What was the responses to that?

• 34:33The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. So that one, that one was recent. And then there was also another comment on one of my videos that actually had a bunch of replies that uh, basically they think that I'm a, a, a government plant. Because they were like, I find it weird that this guy popped up right around the start of the Ukraine war and is like pro America, rah rah, blah, blah, blah.

• 34:53Speaker 05

  I don't know if they know that. We're not in that war.

• 34:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, right?

• 34:57The Fat Electrician?

  And also like, they're like that, that's the only explanation for why they got into the Pentagon, which like.

• 35:06The Fat Electrician?

  I see it. Believe me. I still can't believe I bullshitted my way into the Pentagon either, but.

• 35:11Speaker 05

  It's, it's so hard to believe anybody on this podcast is politically connected.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Wait, aren't you running for Congress?

• 35:18Speaker 05

  Uh, well, this is where you found out I'm AI as well.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  Knew it. Am I the only, we're the only ones that are real?

• 35:23Speaker 05

  We're only. I mean, just the small headed, real people.

• 35:27Speaker 02

  Normal sized head.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  On paper, we are weird, very weird. It's like, oh yeah, they did all this, by the way. Here's photos of them at the White House in the Pentagon.

• 35:36Speaker 05

  I mean, the imposter syndrome is pretty real.

• 35:38The Fat Electrician?

  If they did, if they did open up like a Kalshi bet on which podcast is government plants, we would have to be trending is the most likely.

• 35:47Speaker 01

  Oh no, you haven't seen some of the fucking garbage that's out there, dude.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  I know a guy who I tried to hook up with two women at a bar who would definitely be higher on that list.

• 35:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, yeah, that's fair. I retract my statement. Connor has proved me wrong.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Can we also throw in like people who are unknowingly like government uh, extensions like Sean Ryan? Who's just like so.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Wow, wow. I can't believe it.

• 36:17Speaker 05

  Really?

• 36:17Speaker 02

  I brought you some gummy bears.

• 36:19Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 36:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  I got a cig for you. Don't drop it.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  Don't drop it.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  Poor Sean is just.

• 36:28Speaker 05

  I think the other three guys on this table would give a shit about being on a show. So please continue.

• 36:33Speaker 01

  I'm going to text Sean about this.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  We shit on you for a little bit.

• 36:38The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 36:38Speaker 01

  I still. He's a good dude. Sean's great. I'm not mad at Sean. I will say some of his guests come on and I wish he would just do more than.

• 36:46Speaker 05

  I, I, some of the shit that is said on, and it's not just his, there's several podcasts where you'll just hear like, oh yeah, I did this for 12 years and you know, I was here in these places. Anyway, um, interdimensional files touched me in my sleep and he's just, oh. Like, no, can we like push back on that a little bit? What the fuck are you talking about?

• 37:04The Fat Electrician?

  Here's a cig so it won't happen again.

• 37:07Speaker 05

  I would see the opposite where he'll be interviewing like, you know, the greatest Medal of Honor recipient of all time and they're telling the story and like, so I did what I did. And instead of like asking a follow-up question, he'll be like, wow. Yeah. It's like, you don't want to like.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  Investigate any further.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Some of ours won't.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  My.

• 37:28Speaker 05

  A peek.

• 37:29Speaker 01

  I have like three favorite bad interviews with Sean Ryan and

• 37:35Speaker 01

  yeah, there's, they're like.

• 37:36Speaker 05

  You watch a lot of his podcasts.

• 37:41Speaker 02

  Three episodes you don't want to miss.

• 37:43Speaker 01

  I love you. I shit on you constantly in your face.

• 37:46Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 37:46Speaker 01

  Right? So like, I enjoy Sean. So, but and some of the reasons why I watch him is because it's so infuriating how bad some of these people that he interviews are. So my top three worst interviews are, one, there is like a father and son who like did random handiwork for SF guys. They're like, yeah, because we did some plumbing, we're able to put up some scaffolding. They brought us on secret bases and one day I was in an underground bunker and there was a big sheet over this thing that was floating and you couldn't see the bottom of it. And then we walked down the hallway and we're like, oh hey, we gotta go back now. And so two minutes later, we turn around and the whole thing's gone. You're like, okay, all right. And there was a lot of dumb, stupid shit like that too. Just a bunch of like, you wouldn't even know.

• 38:28Speaker 01

  People who don't know what special forces is, that's what this guy was like talking about. Nonsense. The other one is, this is, and this is like really close to my top one, but it's my number two. Is the, the custodian, the janitor in uh, the Antarctic uh, military post.

• 38:44The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 38:45Speaker 01

  Who's like, you know how I get everywhere? How? I'm Sean Ryan. I can't wait to listen to this. I'm the janitor, so I've got the keys. Cause I gotta clean, right? So the janitor gets in everywhere.

• 38:58Speaker 05

  A lot of blue collar folks on this podcast.

• 38:59Speaker 01

  Well, or dumb liars, either way.

• 39:03Speaker 05

  Two things can be true.

• 39:06Speaker 01

  Uh, so you're like, what a, what a high school, elementary level understanding of like, oh, well, the guy who has got a clean can get everywhere. It's the stupidest.

• 39:14Speaker 05

  The topist of secrets. We, no, he's just mopping the floor. Don't mind him. He's allowed to look at it.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  Enter the nuclear. Right behind the president. He's literally just, what is it? Uh, what is it? Gub Gub from, uh, Rick and Morty?

• 39:36The Fat Electrician?

  I saw.

• 39:37Speaker 01

  International aliens. Oh, man.

• 39:39The Fat Electrician?

  I really, really still want Ethan to do us a mock of Sean Ryan podcast. Sean Fryan.

• 39:48Speaker 05

  We'll do.

• 39:50Speaker 01

  It can be Sean and Sean. It'll be me and him across from one another, talking to each other like Sean Ryan.

• 39:55Speaker 05

  Hold on, I'm only sixty-six percent hard. What's number one?

• 39:58Speaker 01

  The number one one, this is great, is there is this old woman. Who looks like.

• 40:05Speaker 05

  Now you're fully hard.

• 40:07Speaker 01

  Who looks like you expanded a mentally deficient prune, cause she's just wrinkly and old with all this caked on makeup. And she talks like this all the time. Wow. And she's supposed to be a remote viewer. And the entire time she's talking with Sean, it's the most infuriating thing ever, and it's absolutely hysterical. I should actually just do a breakdown of how full of shit she is, cause it would be so much fun. She'll constantly be, she will, she never gives a straight answer. Even, even in the moments where Sean kinda like asks her like, hey, what's that feel like? She'll be like, um, you know, I, I kinda like, you know, I have, you know, I see these things and they come to me and I write them down.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  And Sean's like, okay, well, well, how do you see them? Is there like a feeling? Yeah. I mean, I feel things where I see them. Sometimes when I go to bed, movies play in my head. Yeah. And he's like, all right, what's it feel like? I don't know. Does it feel like energy? Yeah, feels like energy. Is the energy pink? Oh, yes. Sometimes it's gotta go. He's just feeding her the answers and she's just like gobbling up like a fat. Beat that. And just, it's, it's, it's just the most obvious, full of shit palm reading sorcery nonsense in a fucking finger me, cause this werewolf is hot and sexy with a six pack photography fantasy nonsense. It's just so garbage.

• 41:33Speaker 05

  Well, it's just like kind of the remote viewers that they were talking about, like the CIA, uh, where they were trying to find like the Ark of the Covenant or something like that. And the.

• 41:40The Fat Electrician?

  It's in the desert.

• 41:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, like it's like CIA white papers and people were like, oh my God, the CIA knows about remote viewing. It's like, no, they did a study and the answer that they all came to was an item that was lost in the Middle East is in a dark place where people are speaking Arabic and there's sand around.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 41:58Speaker 05

  Holy shit. Alert the media.

• 42:00Speaker 01

  Are you gonna go on Sean Ryan with that?

• 42:01Speaker 05

  I think I will. You can tell the story. We were talking about, yeah, remote viewers. We were talking about that yesterday, I think, about the, uh, people who believe that children with autism have psychic powers.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:11Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Then I played that clip of the.

• 42:14Speaker 01

  It's just called focus. I mean, is it a superpower for many? Yes. Get off your phone. That video, because it's the mom, it's like, look how.

• 42:24Speaker 05

  Oh, God.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  That cardboard. Yeah. The kids. Oh, my God. Please explain. I love it.

• 42:30Speaker 05

  Editor's gotta pull this one up, cause I, I, you cannot grasp how fully just full of shit some people are.

• 42:37Speaker 01

  There's a completely non-verbal autistic man who, uh, his mother speaks, well, Helen Keller is what brought up this conversation. His mother.

• 42:46Speaker 05

  As a natural Saturday conversation goes. Saturday night, I had a couple of beverages.

• 42:52Speaker 01

  Helen Keller.

• 42:53Speaker 05

  Time to talk about your thoughts on Helen Keller.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  Good morning, guys. By the way, um, I don't think that Helen Keller was real. I was like, you know what? I've heard some things.

• 43:03Speaker 05

  Seven AM on a Monday.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Like, I don't see how she tried to fly around the world.

• 43:12Speaker 05

  Helen Keller was blind and deaf. There's a reason she crashed that plane after she got out of the attic.

• 43:20Speaker 01

  Then she was the one in the attic.

• 43:24Speaker 05

  Helen Keller was eaten by coconut grabs. To pieces by coconut grabs. She finished her diary. She got in a plane.

• 43:34Speaker 01

  Welcome to Saturday's conversation. Tell them about the autism kid.

• 43:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was trying to pull up the video. Well, this is gonna be one of those episodes where everybody's gonna be, it's gonna be a hard cut from everybody cackling, laughing, and nobody hears my jokes, cause they can't be on YouTube.

• 43:49Speaker 05

  Uh, let me find this video before I.

• 43:51Speaker 01

  Real quick.

• 43:51Speaker 05

  Describe it.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  Uh, while you're, while you're looking for that video, um, the one that, that just completely disappeared, uh, that Sean Ryan did was the, uh, the email that he, he got, if you recall, after that guy, uh, blew himself up in the cyber truck in Trump Tower in Vegas. Oh, yeah. Where like they confirmed, I think, I wanna say like, don't quote me on this, but I wanna say that they confirmed forensically that that was a real email from the guy who blew himself up. Yeah. Talking about how he had all sorts of clearances and that he was witness to all of the. He was being stalked by a federal agency and that's why he was driving around with like firearms and explosives. But he was talking about anti-gravitational, uh, vehicles and like, we have them, China's got them. And like, there was a lot of details and like, he like very, very plausibly had those sort of clearances and everybody just fucking forgot like two weeks later.

• 44:37Speaker 05

  Did we learn about them from the reptilians or the grays? I've heard one is friendly and one is not.

• 44:42Speaker 01

  Uh, I don't have that sort of clearance. However, I do, it was really weird. You're not a janitor. At the end. Damn it. I know I should have done that career path. Literally the keys to the entire empire. I did think it was weird though, going to SHOT Show that year and seeing, cause like we did, we had an event at the Trump and like rolling up to it and just seeing under the, uh, the, uh, overhang, just all the scorch marks and holes and shit where they still hadn't repaired it from the bombing. It's kinda wild.

• 45:08The Fat Electrician?

  I do love that the government has come out multiple times and they're like, aliens are real. And everybody's like, I don't care. Anyways, that fascinates me. I love it.

• 45:19Speaker 05

  I made that TikTok four years ago and that happens so often. Every time it comes up, I'll just go on TikTok, steal my own reel, re-upload it and it will get four million views. Cause it's every fucking like six months, aliens are real.

• 45:37Speaker 05

  Like, what's actually going on?

• 45:39Speaker 01

  Well, the, the thing is like they, the headlines are always like, government admits it's aliens. And then you actually read what the government said and they're like, yeah, here's some shit we saw on thermal. We don't really know what it is.

• 45:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, there was a Navy pilot saw something weird.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  That thing went really fast and then stopped. All right. It's like, does Occam's razor really, really say gray men in a UFO? Is that really what Occam's razor says? Occam's razor shaved my balls. So this, this kid. I use Occam's razor to shave my balls. That actually kinda goes hard.

• 46:12Speaker 01

  It was the easiest solution. Why has nobody had a razor company called Occam's razor?

• 46:17Speaker 05

  I think they did. I think there is one.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  Is there?

• 46:20Speaker 05

  It feels like a re-space and bingo.

• 46:21Speaker 01

  The easiest solution. And there's the, yeah, see?

• 46:26Speaker 01

  Someone's gonna take all of that business model.

• 46:29Speaker 05

  It's okay. I'm not doing anything with it. I, I hate making money.

• 46:32The Fat Electrician?

  True. I've seen him do it.

• 46:34Speaker 05

  So this guy. Should have not do it.

• 46:40Speaker 05

  Two, two degrees. This man has two degrees, non-verbal autistic.

• 46:45The Fat Electrician?

  Two, like college degrees?

• 46:46Speaker 05

  Yes. UCLA and I can't remember the other one.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  What does his mom do also?

• 46:52Speaker 05

  Uh, oops. I don't remember. What does his mom do?

• 46:55Speaker 01

  She's the lie?

• 46:56Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, his mom sits by his side and interprets what he says.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  What's his mom's name?

• 47:04Speaker 01

  Spawn point.

• 47:05Speaker 05

  Jenna Bush Hager. No, no, no, that's the reporter. His mom is named Mary. Woody Brown is the name of this kid. So here's him communicating.

• 47:16Speaker 05

  And then his mom interpreting what he's saying on this. It's literally a piece of cardboard. I don't know if I have it at the right spot.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  His mom by his side. Woody attended UCLA to finally be in the room where the learning was happening.

• 47:32The Fat Electrician?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:33Speaker 02

  Felt.

• 47:34The Fat Electrician?

  Tommy's not even looking at the keyboard.

• 47:35Speaker 01

  He's not.

• 47:38Speaker 01

  Matching letters and then he's, he's forming. Not a keyboard either. Complex paragraphs.

• 47:43Speaker 05

  My, my favorite part.

• 47:44Speaker 01

  Paper. That she can interpret. That's the whole point. Only she can interpret it.

• 47:49Speaker 05

  My favorite part is he keeps tapping after she's done talking and she just goes completely off to a different thing.

• 47:56Speaker 01

  You know what? It sounds oddly familiar. This one woman can only interpret this one thing.

• 48:01Speaker 05

  I believe her name was Anne Sullivan.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  Did she like have to put these things in like a box so other people couldn't see them while she interpreted these things?

• 48:08Speaker 05

  Oh, dum dum dum dum dum.

• 48:14Speaker 05

  I'm picking up what you're putting down. And then he got on a plane.

• 48:18Speaker 01

  Only I can interpret this. It's my son.

• 48:24Speaker 01

  Brandon, do you need not?

• 48:27Speaker 05

  One more time. You got this, buddy.

• 48:28Speaker 01

  Can you, Brandon, do you?

• 48:30Speaker 05

  Almost there, bud.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  Brandon, where do you store your firearms?

• 48:34Speaker 05

  All over my house, in every fucking crevice.

• 48:37Speaker 01

  Well, do I have the product for you, Nick Sean?

• 48:40The Fat Electrician?

  Here, hand it to me, Brandon, so I can show you. Brandon, this is StopBox.

• 48:45Speaker 01

  StopBox.

• 48:46The Fat Electrician?

  We love box.

• 48:48Speaker 05

  You're selling me.

• 48:49Speaker 01

  What's in the box?

• 48:50The Fat Electrician?

  You have to open it and find out.

• 48:51Speaker 05

  All right. Well, let's see if I can do this. Oh, wow. Look at that.

• 48:55The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it didn't stop you.

• 48:56Speaker 05

  Can I hide my goop in that?

• 48:57Speaker 01

  You can hide your goop in that, Cody.

• 49:00The Fat Electrician?

  Cody, do you know why I love this thing?

• 49:01Speaker 05

  Why?

• 49:04Speaker 01

  Why?

• 49:05Speaker 05

  Why? God, why?

• 49:07Speaker 01

  Because you don't have to use keys.

• 49:11The Fat Electrician?

  Gun not included.

• 49:12Speaker 05

  Cody, you've got multiple cats in your house, including Squirt, who's quite the scrapper. Would you want Squirt to have access to your firearms?

• 49:19Speaker 01

  No.

• 49:20Speaker 05

  He's violent. Well, then StopBox is the perfect product for you. No cats getting inside that.

• 49:25The Fat Electrician?

  Or people without thumbs.

• 49:28The Fat Electrician?

  The nice part is it is actually TSA compliant.

• 49:31Speaker 05

  I didn't actually know that part until a couple of months ago. That is actually really cool. You just put a little lock through there.

• 49:36The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly.

• 49:37Speaker 05

  When you check in a pistol or any gun, if there's a hole that a lock can go through on whatever you're checking your gun. You have to put a lock through that. This has one hole. So you just need one lock easily accessible. Once you land on the ground. I know you're not normally a one hole kind of guy, but this is definitely an exception to the rule. Never worry about tariffs because everything is sourced right here in the USA. Wait, what are tariffs? Like, I'm pretty sure I shot a few of them.

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• 50:23Speaker 01

  That's the page.

• 50:24Speaker 00

  Yep. Why is there a space?

• 50:26Speaker 01

  Well, if you watch the video, she's just hitting.

• 50:28Speaker 00

  That's actually a really good point.

• 50:30Speaker 05

  Was just hitting like X repeatedly and then like not, not at nearly the pace.

• 50:34Speaker 00

  Why is there a pause?

• 50:36Speaker 01

  Why? Here's the thing. Here's the crazy thing, right? He was hitting Y a lot.

• 50:41Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  Not a very useful like word.

• 50:45Speaker 05

  Letter. Yeah. It's a sometimes.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  Word.

• 50:46Speaker 05

  It's the sometimes letter.

• 50:48Speaker 01

  It's a texting. Sorry. Sometimes a vowel. Yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 05

  Sometimes a vowel. Sometimes a consonant. We're still so proud of you. What he meant to say was.

• 50:56Speaker 01

  Ricky learned good.

• 50:57Speaker 05

  No, just keep, keep mashing Y. What he's saying, it's very complex. These thoughts that I have in this head of mine.

• 51:05Speaker 01

  Ha.

• 51:08Speaker 01

  Ha.

• 51:14Speaker 05

  I'm a, I'm a take it.

• 51:18Speaker 00

  I'm gonna take a lap.

• 51:36The Fat Electrician?

  It's okay. You guys gave him a million dollars or whatever.

• 51:42The Fat Electrician?

  I hope this is a clip that gets pulled up next time they want to bring us into the Pentagon or something.

• 51:47Speaker 01

  It's like these guys.

• 51:55Speaker 01

  He really likes Scandoff. You shall not.

• 52:03Speaker 05

  Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, X, Y, Y.

• 52:07Speaker 01

  Happy, horny, horny, horny balls, boobs. He says he needs to go to the bathroom for two to three minutes.

• 52:15Speaker 05

  What's up?

• 52:19Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck me.

• 52:22Speaker 01

  That last really hard.

• 52:23Speaker 05

  That one got me. All right. What's, what's up next on the, the magic list, Eli?

• 52:26The Fat Electrician?

  I know. Well, Richard, do you have any more stories? So you're back into the, the force.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, man. Um.

• 52:34The Fat Electrician?

  Not the fun force. Now it's like actually dumb stuff. You've filled on one story where, uh.

• 52:39Speaker 01

  Oh, well, I have a story that I haven't told you yet. So.

• 52:45Speaker 01

  We have a.

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Well, I don't know what you would call it. It's not a unit, but it's like a.

• 52:52Speaker 01

  An overtime, uh, deal where you drive around with, uh, like, uh, the FBI and you try to go to like, uh, gun gang areas. And complaints where gun violence has occurred and you do the jump ball boy stuff, right? It's not a unit. It's just like an overtime detail. There you go. Details, the term I'm looking for. So they would have detectives, myself included, uh, with federal agents attached to us in unmarked cars. We would drive around the city and we would jump out on guys and sometimes we had CIs working with us simultaneously. Then they'd be like, hey, these guys with guns are over here. He's wearing this and that. And then we would jump out, you know, get him, arrest him, get the firearm. You know, uh, off of these, you know, violent gang members, you know, people that have already been convicted of violent crimes in the past and aren't supposed to have firearms.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  And, you know, cool beans, right? And I haven't been on patrol in a long time. And one of the great things about being on patrol is you, when you're constantly driving around for like a 10 hour shift. You get to see all the crazy shit that maybe you guys get to see like once every six months, like, oh, I can't believe that guy caught off that girl and flipped her off. And then did a U-turn and then wrecked his car. That was insane. And we're like, we see, we see like that like once a month, twice a week. It's incredible. Well, one of those moments happened to us. My buddy is driving in our unmarked car. I'm in the front passenger and we're in a two lane or a four lane road.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  We're driving down the road and he kind of goes not into the, the right lane, but like, you know, gets close to like that little dotted line, you know? And the guy that's driving up next to us, you know, beeps the horn. We're like, oh, my red. Well, a little bit of road rage happened. Wouldn't you know it? We, we're slowing down because of, uh, red lights coming over and the car speeds up, cuts us off, almost causes us to hit them. And then goes down a side road.

• 54:47Speaker 01

  Wrong answer. So we pull up and we've got the feds behind us in a minivan with fucking lights on it. So we pull up in front of them to box them in and break and the fed car lights them up. And this dude's like, oh shit. And I look in through the windows that are tinted. I'm like, there's fucking four, four, uh, middle aged men in it. Fucking game on. Like they're already driving like this. I already know they're assholes. Like the, the potential for criminal activity is high. You know what I mean? Like 25 to 30 year olds. There's four of them in one car and they're already cutting us off and being dickheads. Oh, very exciting. Red flags in a good way are going up. It jumps the curb and goes around us. We're like, whoa, it's got to be a car chasing on my car.

• 55:36Speaker 01

  I'm excited. I've got my hand on the door because originally when we pinned him in, I'm opening up the door to jump out. Cause in the Northeast, if you get pulled over and you don't want to get pulled over, you try to do a car chase, everybody jumps out of the vehicle and runs. So you want to be out of the vehicle fast, you know, grab the guy who was holding his waistband or whatever. He's got a backpack. So they, they, they go around us and I'm like screaming to my buddy. I'm like, oh yeah, it's fucking on. We're going, they're going.

• 56:01Speaker 05

  Dude, you, you do it, uh, do what you love for a job. You never work a day in your life.

• 56:05Speaker 01

  Never work a day in your life. So we end up.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  Getting around the car again, cause it like can't, it's can't like go forward and back. And there's dudes that are just like. In the car, just like, oh, fuck. Cause now there's like three or four unmarked cars, some with lights. White boys jumping out, you know, in jeans. I had cut off jorts. I had jorts. I was wearing jorts and a bulletproof vest. If you see jorts in a. And vibe, right? If you got, if you got jorts in a bulletproof vest, jumping out on you with their gun drawn, you're like, uh, uh, feds fucked.

• 56:39Speaker 05

  Are you, are you allowed to get your, uh, to bring your own like personal like plate carrier to work?

• 56:44Speaker 01

  No, no, it's got to be approved.

• 56:45Speaker 05

  Damn. I was gonna, I was gonna say you need one of those denim plate carriers too.

• 56:49The Fat Electrician?

  I say we can't make it happen.

• 56:51Speaker 05

  You can ask.

• 56:52The Fat Electrician?

  Approved.

• 56:52Speaker 05

  Where's my oyster buddy?

• 56:54The Fat Electrician?

  Leave us.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  So, so I'm in my jorts, open up the door. They go around us again and we're like, oh yeah, it's fucking game on. Cause the feds will go, the feds will chase. They're like, well, we're the feds. We're not the city of Buffalo Police Department. If this person takes off, then we're going to continue the chase. And then we had some troopers and other people in marked cars. We had air one flying above us too. Cause like I said, this is a big detail. It was all around the city. It wasn't just me. So we, we pin him in again. We get in front of them. We pin them in the, uh, feds are on the side, like they're about to start rubbing, you know, and like hitting them. And the other cars behind them and I, and I've got my door open and I jump out my gun drawn, jorts, police vest on. And I just see him like, oh, they're all reaching around the one guy. I see him go like this. And I'm like, they're fucking eating it. They're eating it. They're storing their fucking trucks are hiding.

• 57:40Speaker 01

  I'm screaming out like guy in the back is shoving shit in the thing. This guy's eating the dope. He's eating the dope. Get your fucking hands up. Everybody, like everybody's screaming at them. We're yanking them out of the cars. And, uh, this is the weird thing. No guns in the cars, which just based on all the shenanigans that were going on, we were almost certain there was going to be guns in the cars. The way they were like trying to shove stuff under the seats and hide stuff on us.

• 58:05Speaker 01

  And, uh, but we did find like baggies where they had like took their dope, probably maybe crack, probably coke. And just bit the corner of the sandwich bag off and just swallowed it, which is what they'll do if they, you know, like they got like less than an eight ball.

• 58:17Speaker 05

  I was going to say medically, that seems like a terrible idea.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 58:23Speaker 05

  Shucks.

• 58:24The Fat Electrician?

  Oh no, they're going to OD.

• 58:25Speaker 01

  So you're saying the problem took care of itself?

• 58:30Speaker 01

  Street justice.

• 58:32Speaker 05

  I might have missed it. What was the footwear situation with the jorts and vest?

• 58:35Speaker 01

  Jump out, boys. Those were the jump out, boys.

• 58:38The Fat Electrician?

  Mama.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Which I was, how am I going with the jorts, the tie top shoes, just? And I had a jump out boy shirt on. I had my jump out boy shirt on.

• 58:48Speaker 05

  While being a jump out boy?

• 58:49Speaker 01

  While being a jump out boy.

• 58:50Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah.

• 58:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. So meta. And we, we pull them all out. We're looking through the car. We see the bit off sandwich baggies. We know they swallowed their dope. Um, there's a bunch of weed in there, but weed's legal. We just know that they're selling it, you know, without a license, which is, that's not really what this task force is about. So we're just like, hmm, whatever. Do we take it and submit it, burn it, let them keep it? Now they're assholes. They don't get to keep anything. We'll take it and we'll just throw it away. You know, or submit it into evidence, whatever we did with it. I don't know. It wasn't my, it wasn't my bag. It was marijuana. That's not how that works.

• 59:18The Fat Electrician?

  I've snorted a line of marijuana or two in my life.

• 59:21Speaker 01

  Me and the boys are known to do the drugs. So we're cool. We're hip. Uh, we get in there and the, the thing that was awesome, that was very unique to this stop is we're going through the, uh, glove compartment and there's an envelope in it. And in the envelope is like 30 checks. And we're like,

• 59:41Speaker 01

  who are these checks to? And there's like a whole bunch of checks. Like they're like checks from like, somebody had, had the same last name as one of the detectives. We're like, are you related to this person? They're like, no, there's normally I am related to everybody with that last name, but that must be somebody that's like not from our side of town where my family grew up. There's 30 different checks. With different people's names on it, made out to different people to include Western Union, uh, checks for like three, four or $500, right? We're like, these guys aren't supposed to have these checks. And we, you start going through like, all right, why would they have these checks? What are they doing with these checks? They're not labeled to anybody. What's going on?

• 1:00:18Speaker 01

  Every once in a while, this is what we think happened to have of how they got them. Every once in a while, a US Postal Service member will have their, uh, their, their box keys stolen for postal boxes, post boxes, right? And the mailboxes, I mean, so what people do is they'll go in it, they'll steal stuff that they think have checks in them.

• 1:00:39The Fat Electrician?

  Like a big offense.

• 1:00:40Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:41The Fat Electrician?

  That's a big offense.

• 1:00:42Speaker 01

  So they'll go in.

• 1:00:43Speaker 05

  It's like federal, like mail tampering.

• 1:00:44The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yes. It's federal. That's a felony.

• 1:00:46Speaker 05

  Fuck you in the ass prison.

• 1:00:47The Fat Electrician?

  Like mail laws are kind of crazy with what they could do to you because.

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  Female laws are even worse.

• 1:00:55The Fat Electrician?

  Because like back in the day, the mail was like, if you fuck with the mail, you could, I think death penalty was on the table for a while. This like back in the day before phones and telegrams and all that shit, like mail was extremely important. So like, those laws haven't all been like updated. So like they can fucking cook your ass over with the mail if they really want to.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Over a Kohl's catalog nowadays and get drawn and quartered.

• 1:01:15The Fat Electrician?

  Legit.

• 1:01:16Speaker 05

  Oh, I believe it.

• 1:01:17The Fat Electrician?

  I had a, I knew somebody that I went to school with at one point that was a mail carrier that had like the, what, like the Kohl's catalogs, like coupon books for the local grocery stores and shit.

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:28The Fat Electrician?

  And he was like on overtime because he was the new guy and just didn't want to do his routing and threw that shit in the trash can.

• 1:01:34Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:01:34The Fat Electrician?

  And like, he got fired, but he got fired and was also informed like, we could send you to prison for this, for like not delivering the coupon books.

• 1:01:45Speaker 05

  They, they paid to have them mailed. Yeah.

• 1:01:48Speaker 01

  Oh, uh, so mail theft, five years in federal prison with fines up to 250,000.

• 1:01:53Speaker 05

  Good.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  Mailbox vandalism, up to three years in federal prison with fines up to 250,000.

• 1:01:59Speaker 05

  So if you were ever a kid that was bashing mailboxes.

• 1:02:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:02Speaker 05

  Mail, maybe Google that statute of limitations before you tell that story.

• 1:02:05Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Mail fraud, up to 20 years in federal prison with 250,000.

• 1:02:09Speaker 05

  What would mail fraud be considered?

• 1:02:11Speaker 01

  That was when you, you meet somebody at a bar and you pretend to be a pretty girl.

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  I think it might be with, um, probably like voting.

• 1:02:21Speaker 05

  Hmm, I wouldn't.

• 1:02:22Speaker 03

  Cause they're saying, uh, presidential.

• 1:02:24The Fat Electrician?

  1792, Congress passed a law stating that anyone who robbed a US mail carrier stole mail or stole a letter or packet from the mail or the post office could upon conviction suffer death.

• 1:02:36Speaker 05

  Holy shit.

• 1:02:37The Fat Electrician?

  They were not fucking around with the mail back in the day.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  Dude, putting unpaid flyers in is 5,000 to $10,000.

• 1:02:43Speaker 05

  Dude, the Chinese restaurant down the street from my house is fucked.

• 1:02:49Speaker 05

  For more than one reason.

• 1:02:50The Fat Electrician?

  Well, that's why, that's also why, um.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  Is that the one next to the vet?

• 1:02:54The Fat Electrician?

  Right now. That's why like FedEx and UPS aren't allowed to put your packages or mail in your mailbox. It's federal law. Only US Postal Service can put mail in your mailbox.

• 1:03:05Speaker 05

  Is that why they have to like hang them like in the door and shit like that?

• 1:03:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. They have to put them on your porch. They're not allowed to put stuff in the mailbox. It's interesting. Illegal as shit.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  I did not know that. Fun, uh, additional information about this. So we, we look at it. We assume that that's how they're getting it. They're definitely going through the mail.

• 1:03:24Speaker 01

  We determine they're going to be check washing, right? So check washing, for those of you don't know is Brandon writes a check to Connor and it's for $50. I steal that check somehow and I'm able to wash it. So then the, who it's made out to Connor and the amount, gone. And I fill in that blank. So now instead of Connor getting the $60, I cash it to myself and I get a thousand.

• 1:03:49Speaker 05

  You literally wash the checks in acetone, by the way, because it makes the non-printed ink dissolve, like the pen ink.

• 1:03:56Speaker 01

  How to make felonies occur.

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:58The Fat Electrician?

  And then it, no paper trail.

• 1:04:00Speaker 05

  Don't do it.

• 1:04:01The Fat Electrician?

  In your name.

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  Well, I mean, it's like, I mean, shit like, uh, catch me if you can, like different things like that. They were, they were showing.

• 1:04:06Speaker 01

  The definitely true story of the con man who wrote his own biography.

• 1:04:10Speaker 05

  That's, that's the coolest guy ever. That's my favorite part of it is that later on they figured out that half the conning was still a con. Cause like, they were like, wait a minute, hold on. With your story, like you were in jail during those time periods where you claimed this happened. How the fuck is that?

• 1:04:24The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:25Speaker 05

  All right.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  They caught me again. The, uh, additional fun piece of information is that, uh, one of the checks for like four or $500 was made to the NAACP. The four gentlemen in the car were African-American. So they're stealing from the NAACP, which if I'm not mistaken, is for the advancement of colored people.

• 1:04:49Speaker 05

  Colored people, I believe.

• 1:04:50The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, they're just skipping.

• 1:04:51Speaker 05

  National association.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  Correct.

• 1:04:53Speaker 05

  They're just skipping the middle, man.

• 1:04:54Speaker 01

  I guess.

• 1:04:54The Fat Electrician?

  Direct to consumer.

• 1:04:55Speaker 01

  There we go.

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  So, yeah, that was funny. We're just like, oh my God, there's checks to the NAACP. There's checks to black churches in here. They're stealing their own shit. Uh, so yeah, that was, uh, that was the funny moment.

• 1:05:10The Fat Electrician?

  That's a way, uh, to get, this is like one week after getting back into your

• 1:05:16The Fat Electrician?

  groove or whatever you do now.

• 1:05:18Speaker 01

  You know, just time flies and you're having fun. I don't even know.

• 1:05:21Speaker 03

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• 1:05:56Speaker 06

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• 1:06:12Speaker 03

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• 1:07:00Speaker 01

  Mr. Connor, what have you been working on, dog? I don't even know what videos you've been brewing up.

• 1:07:05The Fat Electrician?

  He did a video about Katie.

• 1:07:08Speaker 05

  No, I'm about to do one of those actually.

• 1:07:09The Fat Electrician?

  Oh.

• 1:07:10Speaker 05

  I'm going to be doing a, it's probably, it might've come out already by now. The, uh, I'm going to do two videos. I'm going to try it anyway. Cause remember I did that video, the truth about Tony Gonzalez. Uh, I'm doing a video, the truth about Katie Stout, and I'm doing one, the truth about Brandon Herrera.

• 1:07:23Speaker 01

  I'm hungry for more knowledge about that.

• 1:07:26Speaker 05

  Well, my own video, I'm just going to be responding to my own attacks, like the things that people have said about me. I'm like, all right, cool. I'll talk about literally every single one of them. Let's fucking go. I just read that article about you yesterday and I learned so many things about one of my best friends. It was crazy. I didn't know half of the information.

• 1:07:42The Fat Electrician?

  We were tighter after that.

• 1:07:44Speaker 01

  Like somebody's belt, you are tighter. Like the muumuu worn by the opposition. It grows tighter every day.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  It's one of those things where like actual discourse and actual conversation is impossible because the other side's, the other side pretends not to know what time it is. They pretend to not know the difference between satire and reality, between jokes and policy. It's like, all right, really? That's how we're going to play? Okay, cool. Anyway, back to your, your hog video.

• 1:08:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Invasive species, running for district 23.

• 1:08:14Speaker 01

  Well, I was, I was just going to let the comments take care of that one, but.

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, talked about, um, I don't know. For some reason in my channel, I used to talk about like conspiracy theory shit, but there's been a, a pivot where now it's just whatever I'm thinking about that week.

• 1:08:27The Fat Electrician?

  I enjoy it.

• 1:08:28Speaker 05

  Thank you. So last week it was wild hogs because I went on that, that pig hunt with, would you say Chris was on yesterday's episode? Or he was in the background?

• 1:08:37The Fat Electrician?

  He's in the background.

• 1:08:38Speaker 05

  Okay. A friend of ours, Chris, uh, I think it's his cousin invited me, Cody and Cody's son, John, out to go hog hunting. So we ripped it through the woods, uh, or fields rather. Blasting hogs, had the fucking time of my life. Love shooting a pig. And I was like, man, I know pigs are, wild hogs are really like big problem in Texas specifically. Never really heard about them back when I lived in Indiana. And so I was looking into it and in the past, like year alone, it has exploded. They've moved into, it used to be like six or seven states. Up until a couple of years ago, and now they've been spotted or reported, um, in 37 states in total.

• 1:09:21Speaker 05

  So pretty much the entire southern two thirds of the country. And, um, well, it was like when, uh, excuse me, Brandon and his shop guys go on a little retreat to a, a lake really close to my hometown. So he invited me to go hang out with his, you know, shop guys at the lake, again, an hour away from where I grew up. And we went to the bar that I've been going to since I was 17. 21. And the bartender, everybody there knows me and the bartender immediately was like, oh, you live in Texas. You've hunted hogs by helicopter? Like, that's all we know. It was like.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  You know, that's, that's the Texas thing. You shoot pigs from a helicopter.

• 1:10:03Speaker 05

  We do do that from time to time.

• 1:10:05Speaker 02

  Which is cool as shit, but that's like the extent of the knowledge, even though pigs have now been spotted. Like I said, in like those 37 states, Iowa is, Iowa is out of it. Indiana is in it. And it is getting so explosively worse. The growth rate in order to sustain it, there's like a golden number that's been shared around that you have to kill up to 70% of the current population of hogs to maintain. That's so that that's like their reproduction rate. So to keep the number.

• 1:10:34Speaker 01

  A million, 600,000, like kill or it's like seven, yeah, kill 700,000.

• 1:10:39Speaker 05

  It was GED math.

• 1:10:41Speaker 01

  A million, kill 700,000 and they will be back to a million in the next breeding cycle.

• 1:10:45Speaker 05

  Correct.

• 1:10:45The Fat Electrician?

  The craziest part about the pigs for me is that the, just like normal domesticated farm pigs will turn into wild boars. After like a couple of months.

• 1:10:53Speaker 05

  Shockingly.

• 1:10:55The Fat Electrician?

  Craziest, like I had no, I, I found this out like this year, but you brought it up in your video again. Like I had no idea that that was the same animal. And it's just like, oh, there's no fence. I'm going to grow a bunch of hair and tusks and be an asshole.

• 1:11:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'll just go feral.

• 1:11:08The Fat Electrician?

  It's crazy.

• 1:11:09Speaker 02

  They go feral, they, yeah, they become almost immediately undomesticated. They grow a thicker coat. They can survive anywhere. You've all seen, I brought up pictures in the video.

• 1:11:16Speaker 01

  Sounds like Italian women in the winter.

• 1:11:23Speaker 02

  Bibbidi bop. I take that back. But you've seen pigs on, on a beach.

• 1:11:28Speaker 05

  He's very strong.

• 1:11:32Speaker 05

  You said it and you're like, nevermind.

• 1:11:35Speaker 01

  I was gonna make a life. I was like, uh, yeah, Taylor in March just looks like a grandma.

• 1:11:42Speaker 05

  It's because she's Italian. I didn't mean it like that.

• 1:11:44Speaker 01

  Italian, yeah.

• 1:11:46Speaker 05

  Your wife is a wonderful, beautiful woman.

• 1:11:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, but she's not a real person because she's Italian. You know, they can't vote. They can own property. We stopped that shit in World War II. You saw what they did in New York.

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  Where was that? Oh yeah. They can live on a beach. They can live like as far north as it possibly goes.

• 1:12:03Speaker 05

  All right. We're still like on Italians, right?

• 1:12:08Speaker 05

  I was gonna circle back because Christopher Columbus brought him over.

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  Dago.

• 1:12:12Speaker 01

  Damn it. They're not a smart people, but they know how to cook a noodle.

• 1:12:18Speaker 02

  Brought them over. They let them free range and it was like their mobile food source. They showed up and they're like, we're traveling halfway across the country. It was, uh, De Soto was also like one of the first guys who brought a bunch of them over and just, they released them and like, oh, next time we're in the neighborhood, we'll kill them. Immediately took over the fucking country. And so I think a lot of people think like in the same tier as like deer or raccoons, like that's just a thing that's always been here. No, we fucking brought them here and they shit up. I can't remember the number. I think I brought it up. The amount of endemic species in the U S that they've like directly led to the extinction of. But it's like a decently high number.

• 1:12:57Speaker 02

  And the amount of damage, again, it's like, if you don't, if you aren't around them or see what they do, you're like, oh, they're fucking pigs. Like what, what can they do? It is insane. Like in a night, they will, it's like a bulldozer rolled through a field. They fuck shit up. Farmland, all sorts of shit, uh, but also, uh, they'll, they'll go after, cause they'll, they'll kill for fun. They'll kill for territory. They'll go after like domesticated animals. They'll gore your dog in your backyard. Dogs. They killed a woman in Dallas, just in like a residential neighborhood.

• 1:13:25Speaker 01

  What's she trying to do? Pet them?

• 1:13:26Speaker 02

  No, no, no. She was like on her way to her mailbox.

• 1:13:29Speaker 01

  They're aggressive. They run, like they will sprint at you.

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:33The Fat Electrician?

  I wouldn't want to fuck with a wild pig.

• 1:13:35Speaker 01

  If they take shots, how many shots? That's what's really surprising. The big boars, when you're fucking shooting them. We were in a helicopter. I was like, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. I was like, my gun's not zeroed. I aim up, round behind it. I was like, oh my God. Da, da, da, da, da. Shot it like 10 times. It finally fell down. I had to just shoot way higher. I was like, okay, this is just headshots. Otherwise that plate for the shoulder, just.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  They're. I say, yeah, we had one, uh, when we were hunting them that it was, it was still kicking. It was brain dead, but it was still physically alive. And I had a, I think a seven inch knife with me and it wasn't deep enough to stab its heart. Yeah. Like they're big animals, which kind of is another problem. I forgot to bring up in the video is a lot of people are trophy hunting for them. So they'll only hunt for like the biggest, like the hogzilla, big males, which the way that they work is kind of similar to like elk. I think you described. So there will be a group of females and they're, they're all related. They're all cousins. They're all inbreeding and all that shit. But there will be like, it's called a sounder. And then the joke I made in the video is, you know, because they're a pain in the dick, like sounding. But it'll be a, a group of females. I think we all nod in agreement.

• 1:14:45Speaker 05

  Again, you know, you know, you know, it's a good joke when nobody laughs.

• 1:14:50Speaker 01

  Did you turn this back around on me?

• 1:14:53Speaker 02

  Well, that's, I'm in the middle of something.

• 1:14:54Speaker 05

  Hey, don't talk to me like that, sweetie.

• 1:14:59Speaker 02

  It's like a group of 12 females, but if you kill like the alpha male or whatever, they're the one that's breeding. So if you kill fucking boss hog, now there are two competitive males that were underneath him in all likelihood as sons that are just going to split off. And now you've doubled the population of hogs. Cause now you have two breeding males. There was one who was, you know,

• 1:15:24Speaker 02

  big dick. You've killed him and now they've split off. So you've accidentally doubled the population.

• 1:15:29Speaker 01

  So we gotta kill the women.

• 1:15:31Speaker 02

  We have to kill all of them.

• 1:15:32Speaker 05

  Every one of them, like literally every pig in a.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  No matter the species. Oh, pigs.

• 1:15:36Speaker 01

  Is there like?

• 1:15:39Speaker 01

  They are getting big. The, the biggest like pigzilla, the sheer size of that fucking thing is terrifying.

• 1:15:46Speaker 05

  I've heard like 400 pounders.

• 1:15:47Speaker 02

  Oh, they're.

• 1:15:49Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think that's the biggest one ever was an.

• 1:15:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, that little kid got it.

• 1:15:54Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:15:55Speaker 01

  Monster pig.

• 1:15:56Speaker 02

  Which they, they brought in, ah, this was in like the late 1800s for sport hunting. They brought in, cause the, originally the feral hog population was just, it was domesticated pigs that went loose and their, their coats grew thicker. They brought in the, uh, Eurasian boar, uh, or the Russian boar. It's a wild pig from Europe that was like a sport hunting boar.

• 1:16:20Speaker 02

  Brought them over and they're the same species. So they interbreed and that's what they turn into. So it's the domesticated pig that we bred for thousands of years to get as big and fat as, as possible. And then this aggressive feral boar. And so they're fucking and they get the worst of both characteristics.

• 1:16:38Speaker 01

  Just massive things. And you, you, there are one animal, people at first, when you go, oh, we're killing them. It's like, oh, what do you do with the meat? It's like, no.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  You don't want to eat it.

• 1:16:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. You don't want to eat it and you leave it and they, they're going to eat it and clean it up themselves.

• 1:16:52Speaker 02

  That's one of the things like you, you could eat it if you wanted to, but the wild ones specifically, you really don't want, like they're, they're diseased.

• 1:16:59Speaker 05

  The meat doesn't taste very good.

• 1:17:01Speaker 01

  That's because they're eating trash.

• 1:17:02Speaker 02

  They eat garbage. They eat meat and then.

• 1:17:05Speaker 01

  The meat tastes for, uh, different areas for act or deer axis, whatever it is, they taste better in certain spots because.

• 1:17:11Speaker 02

  Oh, you get a deer that's been eaten at an apple orchard?

• 1:17:16Speaker 01

  Pigs, trash. Guess what? That does not taste good.

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  And then they have so many like parasites and they really aren't that fatty. So like domesticated pigs have a shitload of fat. And that's bacon. Like that's what we all love. It's like, ooh. And I got that comment a thousand times, which I kind of talked about it in the comments, but, um, they're like a really lean animal. So they have disgusting, greasy, gamey meat that's full of parasites and it's really lean. They're like giant squirrels, basically.

• 1:17:43Speaker 05

  If you got one that's like high fenced, like a high fenced hog or something like that, that, you know, you've seen its food supply, you know, it, those you can turn into like breakfast sausage and all sorts of stuff like that. But really, if you shoot a pig that you don't know where the fuck it came from, you do not want to eat that.

• 1:17:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's like you can, but probably not. And then that speaks to like the parasite thing. Um, yeah, like screw worm. They're carrying all of that. They carry, um, those, the ticks that make you gay, uh, lone star ticks. Yeah.

• 1:18:14Speaker 02

  And then.

• 1:18:15Speaker 05

  The ones that turn you into James Talarico.

• 1:18:17Speaker 01

  Ayo.

• 1:18:18The Fat Electrician?

  Allergic to meat?

• 1:18:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:20Speaker 02

  He's a vegan?

• 1:18:22Speaker 05

  He's, he's done, like he's come out against meat and shit like that before. And now like it's.

• 1:18:26Speaker 02

  It's time he comes out in a different one.

• 1:18:28Speaker 05

  It's so funny because he's, he does those campaign pictures now where he's just, mm, mm, and like just.

• 1:18:33Speaker 02

  The McDonald's burger bite?

• 1:18:35Speaker 05

  Oh, wow. Isn't this such good barbecue here in Texas? And you're just like, come on, dad. Come on. Now all of his ads now, he's getting out of a big pickup truck. Cause I'm a man. It's like, I have never seen someone try to look like the average dude so hard before.

• 1:18:49Speaker 01

  Do you remember the, um, ad campaign where it's like, I'm a man. And it was like.

• 1:18:55Speaker 05

  With the Kamala thing?

• 1:18:56Speaker 01

  For Kamala? Yeah. And it was like the big fat guy with the tiny cowboy hat, like a joke. He's like, and I don't know. And they're like, dude, you're, you look like a joke. You, you look like a, like a gosh dang clown. Just massive mound of a floppy dude. Just, just fat. Looks like baby Huey and he doesn't even have the right sized hat on. It's just got like some tiny hat. What am I saying? Am I saying it?

• 1:19:21Speaker 02

  You just have your buffalo accent.

• 1:19:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. He said, yeah. Fat. Hit. I do. Yeah.

• 1:19:27The Fat Electrician?

  And then he had Tim Walls doing maintenance on his. Changed the air filter. Scout and he's, yeah, it's just changing the air filters. Like I know how to work on my trucks. Like, bro, it's, it's a wing nut. What are we talking about?

• 1:19:42The Fat Electrician?

  One wing nut.

• 1:19:43Speaker 02

  Lift replaced.

• 1:19:45Speaker 01

  I'm man.

• 1:19:46Speaker 05

  It reminds me of the, uh, what is it? Hot rod? You know, the movie Hot Rod?

• 1:19:51Speaker 01

  I like, I like the party.

• 1:19:52Speaker 05

  Yeah. Or when he's trying to impress the girl who's walking up, he's in his garage and he panics and grabs a hammer and he's just hitting the engine block with a hammer. When she walks up and he's like, oh, sorry. I didn't even notice you there.

• 1:20:02The Fat Electrician?

  That dude, I forget, like, you're right. It's that first guy.

• 1:20:05Speaker 01

  Dude, just the tiniest hat that does not fit him.

• 1:20:09The Fat Electrician?

  And then the hard cut to this guy.

• 1:20:12Speaker 01

  There's like a dude on the back of like a pickup truck.

• 1:20:15The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the, the.

• 1:20:16Speaker 01

  That guy.

• 1:20:21Speaker 01

  Really? That's the guy? I'm a man. Huh.

• 1:20:24Speaker 02

  I wear, I drive, I drive the truck. It's lifted.

• 1:20:27The Fat Electrician?

  He had.

• 1:20:29Speaker 02

  I eat carbureators for breakfast.

• 1:20:31Speaker 06

  Bears, that's what beer hurts.

• 1:20:33The Fat Electrician?

  I am afraid of bears.

• 1:20:37Speaker 05

  He's getting hit up by bears on Grindr.

• 1:20:39Speaker 06

  You put a man in the woods or a big scary bear, I'm gonna go for the bear.

• 1:20:43Speaker 05

  Are you alone in the woods with two hot hairy bears?

• 1:20:47Speaker 06

  I eat carburetors for breakfast. What the fuck does that even mean?

• 1:20:50Speaker 05

  I have never heard a man say a sentence even remotely close to that.

• 1:20:55Speaker 06

  It was, uh, I guess it was like a writer for Jimmy Kimmel or something like made that.

• 1:20:59The Fat Electrician?

  I would bet a million dollars cash, that dude doesn't know what a carburetor is.

• 1:21:05Speaker 06

  He probably doesn't even know that most cars don't have them anymore.

• 1:21:08The Fat Electrician?

  Right. That's what I'm saying.

• 1:21:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:21:11The Fat Electrician?

  Like nineteen seventy's. Full-throated endorsement on this.

• 1:21:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:21:14Speaker 05

  Full-throated endorsement.

• 1:21:16Speaker 06

  Full-throated.

• 1:21:17Speaker 05

  I'm starting to think this is just like it. This is, it's different around, right?

• 1:21:20Speaker 02

  The other thing I sure as shit I'm not afraid of, women. I'm not afraid of women.

• 1:21:27Speaker 05

  Same.

• 1:21:27The Fat Electrician?

  You're clearly not a child.

• 1:21:31Speaker 06

  You haven't been around us with elastic bands.

• 1:21:36Speaker 06

  Workout bands.

• 1:21:39Speaker 05

  No, it just clicked. That made you kill your kids.

• 1:21:47The Fat Electrician?

  If you think of them as vases.

• 1:21:51Speaker 05

  We just got an awe from the audience.

• 1:21:53Speaker 06

  They wanna be childless cat ladies? Have all the cats you want.

• 1:21:56Speaker 02

  Woman wants to be president?

• 1:21:57Speaker 06

  Well, I hope she has the guts to look in the right in the eye. Can't get over him sitting like that.

• 1:22:02The Fat Electrician?

  My full-throated endorsement.

• 1:22:04Speaker 06

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• 1:22:47Speaker 06

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• 1:23:31Speaker 06

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• 1:23:39Speaker 05

  All right, I'm dead serious. Can I see that? Like as far as, I, I wanna know who paid for this. I, I have to know. Cause there's no chance.

• 1:23:46The Fat Electrician?

  Fine, but you have to say it into the mic.

• 1:23:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, I will.

• 1:23:49The Fat Electrician?

  You have to say it.

• 1:23:50Speaker 05

  I think this is actually parody. I'm looking at this, at the very bottom, it says not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee. This is clear, this is parody.

• 1:23:57Speaker 06

  You don't remember when that came out?

• 1:23:58Speaker 05

  I remember it, but.

• 1:24:00Speaker 06

  No, it was the director was like a director for like Jimmy Kimmel or was some sort of left-leaning late night show. It was like.

• 1:24:06The Fat Electrician?

  Cause it got played, I swear it was like a.

• 1:24:08Speaker 06

  It was real and it got ripped. It got ripped. I mean, I'm not gonna lie, if it's a psyop as like a Republican.

• 1:24:14The Fat Electrician?

  Most effective ever.

• 1:24:15Speaker 06

  It's, it's, it got me. I mean, it got me.

• 1:24:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I'm, I'm looking at this, the, the guys, I, I would put money on this not being real. There's no way.

• 1:24:26Speaker 06

  Hold on, we got AI, AI who made that video?

• 1:24:28The Fat Electrician?

  Harris Walt ad.

• 1:24:30Speaker 06

  My, my phone's over there.

• 1:24:32Speaker 05

  Produced independently by the grassroots group creatives for Harris and director Jacob Reed, not the official campaign.

• 1:24:39Speaker 06

  Creator Jacob Reed though, I believe.

• 1:24:41Speaker 05

  That has to be somewhat tongue in cheek, like parody.

• 1:24:44Speaker 06

  Well, there's something in their cheek. Yeah, it's, and it's not a tongue.

• 1:24:49The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, uh, didn't the Nick Shirley law get passed in California?

• 1:24:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, it actually made it.

• 1:24:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I think it got passed. Like it now has to get struck down by like the federal court system.

• 1:24:58Speaker 05

  Because exposing fraud is wrong.

• 1:25:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:25:03Speaker 06

  Are you gonna?

• 1:25:03The Fat Electrician?

  I guess.

• 1:25:04Speaker 06

  You don't wanna have government officials held in check with your money?

• 1:25:08Speaker 05

  No, we need officials to do it. So officials can prove that the city they work for did no wrong.

• 1:25:13Speaker 06

  Correct.

• 1:25:13Speaker 05

  How's that, Rich?

• 1:25:14Speaker 06

  Um, oh shit, if only I had a prime example of why that might not work out so well.

• 1:25:19Speaker 05

  Hmm, I, if only we had a real expert here that had firsthand experience of why that's a fucking horrible idea.

• 1:25:25Speaker 06

  Story, schmuffalo, schmufflo boo, I forget it.

• 1:25:29Speaker 05

  The boober bike birders.

• 1:25:35The Fat Electrician?

  How did that pass?

• 1:25:38The Fat Electrician?

  Sorry.

• 1:25:43The Fat Electrician?

  I have an important question for Brandon.

• 1:25:45Speaker 02

  Oh?

• 1:25:46The Fat Electrician?

  What's your first tweet gonna be after you get elected?

• 1:25:50Speaker 06

  I don't want the thank you tweet. I want something incredibly funny.

• 1:25:55Speaker 05

  At this time next year, the president of the United States of America will be sleeping with Bill Clinton or whatever she said. That was so fucking funny. And I, I saw the, the, the memes afterward, cause you, you, you saw that, right?

• 1:26:07The Fat Electrician?

  No, what?

• 1:26:08Speaker 05

  Kamala, Kamala tweeted.

• 1:26:09Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, no, Hillary Clinton.

• 1:26:11Speaker 05

  No, it was Kamala. Kamala Harris tweeted it.

• 1:26:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:14Speaker 05

  She said, at this point, uh, my husband will be, uh, next year, my husband will be sleeping with the president of the United States. And it was after Trump won. It was just a, a meme of like Trump putting on lipstick with him entering the room.

• 1:26:28Speaker 06

  Time's come.

• 1:26:29Speaker 05

  Oh, you, uh. But I, I have an idea for what tweet I'm gonna make, but I'm, I'm not gonna spo, I'm not gonna spoil it. I know exactly what it's going to be and I'm gonna have to take a picture in advance.

• 1:26:38The Fat Electrician?

  Is it going to be very funny?

• 1:26:39Speaker 05

  It's going to be fucking hysterical.

• 1:26:40The Fat Electrician?

  That's all I want.

• 1:26:41Speaker 05

  I, I'm not gonna spoil the surprise, but it's gonna be great.

• 1:26:44Speaker 06

  Oh, he's told me and it's gonna be good. I got one thing. Okay, Finn, come here real quick.

• 1:26:51The Fat Electrician?

  Oh no. Finn, do you have your relic?

• 1:26:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, cut sit down.

• 1:26:56The Fat Electrician?

  Do you have your relic?

• 1:26:57Speaker 06

  What did Finn look loose real quick?

• 1:26:59Speaker 02

  No, I, no, I actually took it out, so I didn't wanna lose it.

• 1:27:02Speaker 06

  Now wait, go on.

• 1:27:03The Fat Electrician?

  What are we doing?

• 1:27:03Speaker 06

  This is a really good, just.

• 1:27:05The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, they know the story.

• 1:27:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:27:07The Fat Electrician?

  They've been informed.

• 1:27:08Speaker 06

  Oh, they were informed?

• 1:27:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:09Speaker 06

  Oh. Lose this. I swear it was.

• 1:27:12Speaker 05

  Well, wait, start from, start from square zero.

• 1:27:14Speaker 02

  What is this?

• 1:27:15Speaker 06

  We were in a, okay, I'm gonna do a terrible job. Like he did, can you at least give?

• 1:27:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I'll, I'll help you. You try.

• 1:27:21Speaker 06

  So we were in, we were, we were in Pittsburgh and we weren't able to go to the place we were supposed to go to. By no fault of my own, I reached out two months in advance, but anyway, so we ended up.

• 1:27:32Speaker 05

  Many such cases.

• 1:27:33Speaker 06

  In a, in a, a church by happenstance because it was like.

• 1:27:37Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:27:37Speaker 06

  One of the holiest place. I mean, they don't level, we asked, they don't like level, like power level their holiness. But this one is like second to the Vatican if they did that.

• 1:27:48The Fat Electrician?

  No, it.

• 1:27:49Speaker 06

  Keep, no, let him be going. Because there, there was like, if we're just comparing artifacts, there was like fifty-two hundred artifacts there, like just in that one church.

• 1:27:59Speaker 06

  Relics and, uh, the Vatican's the only one that has more than that. So we actually get, got to walk through it and they broke down some crazy stuff.

• 1:28:05Speaker 05

  Who's we?

• 1:28:07Speaker 06

  Uh, Nick and Ethan.

• 1:28:09Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:28:10Speaker 06

  And then the father, uh, do you remember his name?

• 1:28:13Speaker 05

  The priest.

• 1:28:14Speaker 06

  I'm really surprised you didn't call him daddy. I'm not nervous. I was just on the way to the bathroom when they called me down here.

• 1:28:19Speaker 05

  Cut that sacrilege.

• 1:28:20Speaker 06

  But anyway, so yeah, so we're there. And then when we're about to head out after getting like the coolest experience of my, I don't wanna spoil everything. But there was like Moses's staff, for instance, was there. It was crazy. At least a part of it was, not the whole thing. Um, but they gave us like a relic, which was like touched to one of the thorns that was pushed in, it was in the crown of thorns, right?

• 1:28:39Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:28:39Speaker 06

  So it was a piece of that actual thorn that touched the relic that we were given. And then I set it down to finish the episode and then I, I put it on the pew. So I knew exactly where it was. And then it wasn't there when I went back for it in front of the statue of like the saint of lost objects or items or something.

• 1:28:55Speaker 05

  You're in the cathedral of Saint Anthony, the patron saint of lost.

• 1:28:58Speaker 06

  Of lost things. I swear he did it as a prank or something. Like I, dude, I don't know where it went. Cause I know exactly where I was and where I said it. And he's like, this would be so funny. But anyway, so the father was like, look, I'm not saying you're going to hell, but.

• 1:29:12Speaker 05

  Did he actually say this?

• 1:29:14Speaker 06

  He's like, I'm, I can't really help you if you, if you do. So, but he did give me another one and I know where that one is. So it ended up okay. I think I told.

• 1:29:23Speaker 05

  Most people don't get a do-over on a relic.

• 1:29:25Speaker 06

  I know, but he gave me another one. He had like a little stack.

• 1:29:28Speaker 02

  I like it happened right in front of him.

• 1:29:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:29:30Speaker 02

  Oh, I, I just pictured.

• 1:29:31Speaker 06

  And there was this sweet woman there too, that was telling us the history. So it was just like a whole crowd of people that, this, this guy is, that's not a good sign.

• 1:29:39Speaker 02

  What'd you say when you recognized? Cause I know it had that Finn like look around you like looking at you.

• 1:29:43Speaker 06

  I was like, guys, I don't know where it went.

• 1:29:47Speaker 06

  Yeah. Yes, but, um, so I'm a little worried about that. Whenever I do pass, I'll have to have a little talk with him on that.

• 1:29:55Speaker 05

  I think it's best to have the talk before.

• 1:29:57Speaker 06

  Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Intelligatory.

• 1:29:59Speaker 05

  Typically.

• 1:30:02The Fat Electrician?

  Finn waiting in line, there's a cardboard box, this is lost and found.

• 1:30:06Speaker 05

  I've heard a lot of stories from Finn and of all things, I, I think, lose it, lose it.

• 1:30:15Speaker 06

  All right, well, thank you for having me.

• 1:30:17Speaker 05

  A, a place where you can famously take things with you there.

• 1:30:21Speaker 02

  The Egyptians thought that.

• 1:30:24Speaker 01

  How's it knowledgeable?

• 1:30:28Speaker 02

  I love that Finn was the one that did that. That was a good story to learn about last night.

• 1:30:32The Fat Electrician?

  Back to where we started.

• 1:30:36Speaker 02

  Rewind in fifty five minutes. Well, with your, uh, with your videos, now you're doing the pigs. Do you have any, um, uh, kind of conspiracy stuff in the works or you haven't done really? Well, that's kind of what I was getting at, like at the very beginning, how this is like,

• 1:30:53Speaker 02

  to revert back to thirty five minutes ago. The, yeah, um, like it all started with the, the conspiracy stuff because I was super into that. A lot of those things, the problem that I've run into is everything A is inconclusive and B, everybody kind of, people who are into conspiracy theories, like they, they have their.

• 1:31:11The Fat Electrician?

  Toxic as shit and don't care about facts or common sense.

• 1:31:15Speaker 02

  Cause a lot of those videos I was running into that problem where it's like, I've looked into it extensively and it's like, this is probably the case and everybody has their mind made up in certain regards. So I've switched over to a lot of those things where it's like, why is it this way? You know, like, how bad is the, the problem with these wild pigs? Like the next one, which this probably won't come out for a long time. So my video will be out by then, but about like microplastics.

• 1:31:36The Fat Electrician?

  Three to five. Oh yeah. You got time. You can talk.

• 1:31:38Speaker 02

  I got tons of time. It's, yeah, it'll be out next week, but, um, the, yeah, just like we've all heard, you know, the statistics about, you know, you like the one that was going around. It's like, you have a, you know, a plastic spoons worth of microplastics in your brain, which is not true. Or yeah, it's in your balls, which is literally like the opening joke that I make in the video, like about microplastics being in your balls. That one, the problem I've run into there, you know, like in regards to the, the hog, the hog situation is crazy. Um, there's kind of a solution that we've been working towards. The microplastics are really like pissing the pool. Everything you're drinking out of a plastic bottle that was made two weeks ago.

• 1:32:19The Fat Electrician?

  Well, yeah, I mean, the, the, um, study that I saw on it, basically they tried to do a study on microplastics and they couldn't do it because they couldn't get a control because they couldn't create an environment that didn't have microplastics in it because they're already fucking everywhere.

• 1:32:36Speaker 02

  They have taken core samples in Antarctica and it's, they're immediately contaminated. They're in everywhere. Well, just, I think it was last week. I can't remember specifically, um, they're called, um, ah, fuck, I can't remember the word off the top of my head. It's a dumb word. It's like nubbles or something like that. Um,

• 1:32:56The Fat Electrician?

  Nodules? Nubbles?

• 1:32:58Speaker 02

  Nah, it's some bullshit ass word like.

• 1:33:01The Fat Electrician?

  Sheffles?

• 1:33:02Speaker 02

  You're right there, but.

• 1:33:03The Fat Electrician?

  What are we, what are we talking about?

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  Plastic.

• 1:33:05The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:33:07Speaker 02

  Um, they're the, these little like petals that plastics manufacturers melt down, uh, when they.

• 1:33:14The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I know, I know what you're talking about.

• 1:33:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just told you.

• 1:33:16The Fat Electrician?

  Like prills or something?

• 1:33:17Speaker 02

  Nah, it's like nubbles or it doesn't matter.

• 1:33:20The Fat Electrician?

  Nodules?

• 1:33:21Speaker 02

  Nah, it's a dumb word, but, um.

• 1:33:23The Fat Electrician?

  Nurdles.

• 1:33:24Speaker 02

  Nurdles. Final answer.

• 1:33:25The Fat Electrician?

  Nurdles?

• 1:33:26Speaker 02

  Nurdles. N U R D L E S. Nurdles. They, they melt them down into like finalized plastics products. Well, I think the law got passed, uh, at the time of this recording right now, um, last week, where if a company spills them, they have to report them to the EPA. Because I think it was in New Jersey, a truck crashed and spilled like four tons of these tiny plastic beads into a fucking river. And it was just like, oh, flip the truck back up on its wheels and drive away like it is what it is. Damn, we lost that load. Like with no concern whatsoever from like the EPA's perspective or environmentally, the fact that we've dumped literal tons of

• 1:34:08Speaker 02

  plastic into our water supply because that item wasn't considered like a contaminant in the same way that toxic waste or oil or something like that would be. So they just changed that, I think last week.

• 1:34:20The Fat Electrician?

  Like this is actually really bad, way worse than we, we are actually out of control.

• 1:34:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. And it's going to be a really long time before we recover.

• 1:34:28The Fat Electrician?

  Also, the three Spider-Man meme of my grandpa full of lead, my dad full of asbestos and me full of microplastics.

• 1:34:36Speaker 02

  I made, I made that analogy multiple times in my videos. It's like I, plastics are going to be the thing we get made fun of two hundred years from now. Yeah. How they'd be like, oh, the Romans drank from lead cups. It's like they're, oh, we have this carcinogenic compound that we use in everything. We are currently surrounded by this fucking material. It's inside your sweet testicles right now.

• 1:35:02The Fat Electrician?

  This thing made from benzene, famously non-carcinogenic.

• 1:35:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. At two hundred years from now, they're going to be like, what fucking retards?

• 1:35:08The Fat Electrician?

  We, uh, we are, I mean, leaded gasoline. That's why we had violence so high in the seventies and eighties. And once they made unleaded, they're like.

• 1:35:17Speaker 02

  Made a video about that.

• 1:35:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. A lot of people don't realize that.

• 1:35:20Speaker 01

  That's why people were violent because all the lead in the gasoline, it was just aery.

• 1:35:23Speaker 02

  It was aery.

• 1:35:24The Fat Electrician?

  It was correlated to a spike in violence.

• 1:35:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. The, the golden age of serial killers were all born, uh, and grew up during their, their blood lead content was like a hundred times what it should be. And like lead toxicity in your blood makes you like more violent, more sexually aggressive. It literally makes you dumber. So if you look at the graph of, um, like IQ over time, uh, it's constantly steadily been increasing. And then it was like the introduction of tie triethyl lead in a gas. It was an anti-knocking compound. The IQ goes boop. And then when we took it back out, it goes back up.

• 1:36:02Speaker 01

  And everything spiked to like.

• 1:36:04Speaker 02

  Violent crime, everything. Cause there was one man, it was like, they consider him like the deadliest man in human history. It was, uh, triethyl lead in gasoline. Uh, I can't remember his name off the top of my head. Um, Freon, not Freon, um, but, uh, uh, chlorofluorocarbons.

• 1:36:24The Fat Electrician?

  That's the bad one.

• 1:36:25Speaker 02

  Was it the precursor to the ozone or what was it? Yeah. Freon was one of them, but, um, yeah, that's the one that burned the hole in the ozone layer. And then he did a third thing that I can't remember off the top of my head. But he, like he, everything he did was well intended, but he did not look at like the.

• 1:36:40The Fat Electrician?

  Thomas Migley?

• 1:36:41Speaker 02

  Midgley Jr. Yeah.

• 1:36:43The Fat Electrician?

  He created all, oh, I didn't know that.

• 1:36:46Speaker 02

  So he poisoned everybody with lead. It's in our water supply. It's in our air. Uh,

• 1:36:51The Fat Electrician?

  Is the other one a pesticide? Did he do DDT?

• 1:36:55Speaker 02

  I don't remember.

• 1:36:56The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. He, like if you.

• 1:36:58Speaker 02

  All of my knowledge is that this is based on watching your video once. So.

• 1:37:00The Fat Electrician?

  Thanks dad.

• 1:37:01Speaker 02

  But if you, if you take like a, a step back and look at his life and if he, if you framed him as like a Bond villain, you'd be like, this is the most evil man who's ever lived. He was very well intended, but yeah, he fucked our environment.

• 1:37:13The Fat Electrician?

  The road to heaven famously paved with good intentions.

• 1:37:17Speaker 02

  Uh, or as I say it in the video, the, the, the road to heaven, et cetera, et cetera.

• 1:37:22The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, do you really make that joke? I didn't realize that was the spike in serial killers during that time. I do know that was when it was just becoming a thing. It's like, oh, hey, we're actually naming this not, uh, what were they called beforehand? Before, they were called serial killers.

• 1:37:37Speaker 02

  Oh, it was a spree killers or no, yeah, that's a different thing. Well, cause the, it wasn't, it wasn't that the spike happened at the same time. It was on a twenty year delay. So you pump lead into the bloodstream of a child because they were all born in the early fifties and then they're all in their mid twenties in the seventies. And that's when all that shit happened. It was, uh, like summer of Sam. It was, um,

• 1:37:59The Fat Electrician?

  A lot literally all in, even in California, like Gold State Killer.

• 1:38:03Speaker 02

  Golden State Killer. Yeah. The, uh, Night Stalker, Dahmer, um, Bundy, Bundy, yeah.

• 1:38:09The Fat Electrician?

  John Wayne Gacy.

• 1:38:11Speaker 02

  Gacy was a little bit older, but it was the same timeframe. Which the, the alternative theory, not, I'm fucking, I'm sorry.

• 1:38:18The Fat Electrician?

  I love this.

• 1:38:19Speaker 02

  The alternative theory that I just heard recently that, cause I made that video a year ago, is that, um, instead of it being in like started by a spike in, you know, violence because of the lead, the alternative theory is that forensics finally caught up. And so that had always been the case. There were always guys who were going to, you know, pick up prostitutes, drive them out in the woods, fuck them and kill them for decades and decades and decades. Well, then in the seventies, forensic technology finally caught up with like fingerprinting, DNA wasn't a thing yet.

• 1:38:52The Fat Electrician?

  But they were still saving like things that had DNA on it for the future.

• 1:38:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. They, they, they started categorizing that information. So like forensics finally caught up and so they started catching people. And then when they started catching people, people started either getting more careful or they like were incentivized to not commit crime as much.

• 1:39:12The Fat Electrician?

  Are you implying that being held accountable for your actions decentivizes crime?

• 1:39:18Speaker 01

  It's a theory many have.

• 1:39:21The Fat Electrician?

  Is that what you're implying right now?

• 1:39:23Speaker 02

  I need to see more studies.

• 1:39:27The Fat Electrician?

  How dare you?

• 1:39:28Speaker 01

  I need to see the science on this before I'm.

• 1:39:30The Fat Electrician?

  How dare you? I'd like to see the statistics on that.

• 1:39:34Speaker 02

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Statistics? Cool it. Cool it, buddy.

• 1:39:39The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon, what's your?

• 1:39:39Speaker 02

  We're all vibes based here.

• 1:39:42The Fat Electrician?

  What's next? What's your next videos you were working on? Cause Darwin just came out.

• 1:39:46Speaker 02

  Darwin just came out today. Uh, we've got a few. I've got the, uh, the Mandalorian pistol. We've been filming that video. I actually did full LARP for that one.

• 1:39:54The Fat Electrician?

  Did you?

• 1:39:54Speaker 02

  In the hot heat. That was the fucking problem. Uh, I was in the full Mandalorian get up, uh, because I thought it would be cool as shit. And I, you know, honestly, just, I'm a total fucking Star Wars nerd. I thought it was neat. It was cool to do. For fuck's sake, um, we did it at Ox Ranch in Uvalde, Texas, in the desert, about a hundred and five degrees and about half an hour in, I'm in like three layers of like wool and bullshit and armor and like a helmet. I just, I took it off. I'm like, I get me the, we, we had what we needed for the day. I'm like, get me the fuck out of this thing. Cause I, I'm going to have a heat stroke. I poured cold water over my face when, when I was done, like halfway out of the armor and opened my eyes and I was blind.

• 1:40:38Speaker 02

  Like not because there was water in my eyes. Like I was just seeing like the stars of I'm about to pass out.

• 1:40:43The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:43Speaker 02

  Like, oh, we were right there. But it's fun. This is a good dude. It, I hope, hopefully it does well.

• 1:40:51The Fat Electrician?

  How many, how many jokes did you make?

• 1:40:55The Fat Electrician?

  In this video?

• 1:40:55Speaker 02

  About?

• 1:40:56The Fat Electrician?

  Your opponent.

• 1:40:57Speaker 02

  Zero.

• 1:40:58The Fat Electrician?

  Why?

• 1:40:59Speaker 02

  I'm not finished filming it.

• 1:41:03Speaker 05

  Uh, no, but I, yeah, it, it, it should be fun because it's, it's a very, very little known weapon system. It was a Bergman Model 1896. It was one of the very first semi-automatic pistols, period. I think it's actually, I forget the story off the top of my head. I need to do more research, but I think it directly correlated with the, uh, the inception or the, the, uh, the invention of the broom handle Mauser. Like they were about right at the same year. I think the, the Bergman came first and I think the Mauser came second, but I'll have to look into that. Don't quote me. But they're very similar actions and stuff like that. But it's the pistol that in the Mandalorian, the TV show, the movie, whatever, like that's his.

• 1:41:40Speaker 05

  That one's actually, we talked about it, I think with Ian from Forgotten Weapons, but, um, the one that they use in the movie is like a, like a prototype, only like a couple were ever made. So whoever their armor is for that is incredibly autistic.

• 1:41:54The Fat Electrician?

  I didn't know that. And then did it have any of the, cause it has attachments, doesn't it? Or is it just a pistol?

• 1:42:00Speaker 05

  Uh, they've got a couple like little things, like the little like trumpet muzzle brake or whatever on the front that Star Wars it up a little bit, but it already.

• 1:42:11Speaker 05

  It already looks pretty sci-fi. Uh, the crazy part was, and this is where, and we're going to have a pepper box, like, uh, Boys in the Garage episode on it. Because my boys in the garage, you know, Zach and the boys had to recreate the ammo for this thing because ammo has been extinct since like the 1930s. We were able to buy like one round that probably didn't fucking work to try to use as a model to base it off of. They had to machine the brass. And the primer pockets and cast the bullets and figure out the powder load. Like we had to retroactively invent ammunition for this gun using chamber castings to figure out what size we needed everything to be. Like the boys did an amazing job. They, they brought a caliber that's been dead for, for almost a hundred years back to life.

• 1:42:56The Fat Electrician?

  No shit.

• 1:42:57Speaker 01

  Do the rocket bullets next.

• 1:42:59Speaker 05

  We have those.

• 1:43:00Speaker 01

  No, but make them.

• 1:43:01The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. He shot the whole barrel out of that gun.

• 1:43:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:43:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, that, that did. I have the gyrojet rifle though. That, that's one thing I do want to go back out there for, cause I think there's even less footage of that. We have the best slow mo, like high speed, thanks to ballistic high speed, the best footage of a gyrojet ever firing, like preserved for, for, you know, historic sake. Now we're going to do the gyrojet rifle. That's going to be, that's going to be neat.

• 1:43:24Speaker 01

  What's that look like?

• 1:43:25Speaker 05

  It looks like a fucking Mattel toy. It, look up the gyrojet rifle. It's so weird. Editor, put, put that shit up. It's basically a gyrojet pistol. It's crammed into like a shitty carbine stock. With a loudener at the end. It's bizarre.

• 1:43:39The Fat Electrician?

  You, you do this more than I do, obviously, but like it is cool when you film something like that in high speed and you're like, oh, this is actually like historically relevant. Like a source now for this, cause I, I had the same thing happen with me and Pewview when we recreated the Carlos Hathcock scope shot.

• 1:43:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:43:57The Fat Electrician?

  And it's, it's now like cited on Carlos Hathcock's Wikipedia page as evidence of like, cause he has like controversies where like people cast doubt on a lot of the stuff. And it's like cited as this has been proven possible by.

• 1:44:11Speaker 05

  Since the Mythbusters couldn't do it. So the, uh, well, guys like you and I that are just obsessed with history, sometimes forget that we're living in it. And like some of that stuff, the way it's recorded, recorded, like we can influence.

• 1:44:24The Fat Electrician?

  Is it in the microplastics?

• 1:44:25Speaker 05

  It's in your, history's in my balls.

• 1:44:29Speaker 05

  When you said that, I'm glad we'll be in the same frame because you said some gay shit and I immediately looked at Rich and he did some bullshit.

• 1:44:37Speaker 05

  It's fucking true.

• 1:44:38Speaker 01

  We're living in history and he just, he just looks at me like, go for it.

• 1:44:44Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, in the history? The history's happening now. Time? Time is passing?

• 1:44:50Speaker 01

  Why? Why do I even talk?

• 1:44:52Speaker 05

  I told you it's Bully Brandon Day. You're evicted.

• 1:44:57Speaker 01

  I didn't give consent for your history to be inside me.

• 1:45:03Speaker 01

  Get your history out of me.

• 1:45:05Speaker 05

  Your history is so big.

• 1:45:07Speaker 01

  Empty my, empty my, empty the history out of my balls, friend.

• 1:45:16Speaker 05

  Let the history out.

• 1:45:17Speaker 01

  Evacuate my balls of your history right now.

• 1:45:20The Fat Electrician?

  Like you just, you just gave me a perfect joke for my microplastics in your balls thing. Cause it's like, how, how much protein is in like a cum shot? I need to figure out the dosage of microplastics that are in one too.

• 1:45:32Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 1:45:33Speaker 05

  You gotta get them out. You gotta get the microplastics out of your balls. Cut your balls off.

• 1:45:39Speaker 01

  Ah, we had a guy do that one.

• 1:45:41Speaker 05

  I don't hate plastics that much. PCP?

• 1:45:44Speaker 01

  You remember?

• 1:45:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's the, the gyrojet rifle.

• 1:45:46The Fat Electrician?

  Why the is the optic that far?

• 1:45:49Speaker 05

  I've never seen one with an optic before, actually.

• 1:45:51Speaker 01

  That's on all the blueprints too.

• 1:45:52The Fat Electrician?

  That handle? This was the moon gun, right?

• 1:45:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, that, that was basically the one where the, um, the company essentially, they, they were answering a contract. The contract was, it was like during Vietnam. The government was like, yeah, we want a laser pistol or some shit like that. And all companies were basically like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And I don't know how to, you, you want to what? You've been watching too much TV.

• 1:46:18The Fat Electrician?

  Contract's are like the bat signal for autism. I swear.

• 1:46:21Speaker 05

  Well, they really are.

• 1:46:23The Fat Electrician?

  What do you want? Laser pistols?

• 1:46:25Speaker 05

  Laser pistols in a mail truck.

• 1:46:27Speaker 01

  NBA Industries emailed with this one. Guys are gonna make that happen.

• 1:46:30Speaker 05

  Well, well, they fucking didn't. We still haven't, but MP, NBA Industries came forward with this, with the rocket gun. And they were just like, um.

• 1:46:40Speaker 01

  You said laser pistols. We're laughing at several things at the same time. I immediately, I immediately imagined a guy with like six car batteries on a backpack that it was like to charge a laser pistol for real.

• 1:46:50Speaker 05

  I knew where Connor was going.

• 1:46:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know, I know where Connor's going with it too. And then I looked at Connor and I thought of the second thing. And that is a very educational film.

• 1:47:00Speaker 05

  But anyway, NBA Industries, uh, basically came forward. They're like, well, we don't have a laser pistol, but we do fucking have this. And the government was like, well, that is nowhere near what we fucking asked for. We'll take a thousand of them to try out. And so there's actually, I think I may have mentioned this on the podcast before, but there was a Medal of Honor recipient from Vietnam that has a picture in theater with his gyrojet pistol. So there is potentially room for debate that during the actions of which he was awarded his Medal of Honor. Uh, that, that got him the Medal of Honor, he might've been carrying and potentially using a gyrojet pistol.

• 1:47:35The Fat Electrician?

  Just the concept of it's like, how do we make ammo really difficult and expensive? Hmm. Every shot is a jet.

• 1:47:43Speaker 05

  60% more bullet per bullet.

• 1:47:47Speaker 05

  Wood furniture on your moon rifle is drippy as fuck though.

• 1:47:51The Fat Electrician?

  I just don't understand, like, again, the optic, cause those bullets, everything happens right by the face then, right?

• 1:48:01Speaker 05

  Kinda. It is just a piss, it's a pistol with a 16 inch barrel.

• 1:48:04Speaker 01

  You know what it looks like? It looks like a high point rifle.

• 1:48:07Speaker 05

  It really does.

• 1:48:08Speaker 01

  It looks like a shitty high point carbine.

• 1:48:13Speaker 01

  Oh, it's one of those weapons. It's like your 50 cal, the shoulder one that just is.

• 1:48:17Speaker 05

  Oh, the M82A2?

• 1:48:18Speaker 01

  That's awesome. But it's terrifying with the, the action by your head. I'm just like, what the fuck?

• 1:48:23Speaker 05

  Isn't it? It's in Metal Gear 4, right?

• 1:48:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Literally. And that one just came out.

• 1:48:30Speaker 05

  That they just, uh, they, they ported it?

• 1:48:32The Fat Electrician?

  Ported it finally after how many years? We, we just talked about.

• 1:48:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was like 15?

• 1:48:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, 15, 16.

• 1:48:39Speaker 05

  Oh no, since five came out. Five came out in 2015.

• 1:48:42The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, the, the Grand Theft Auto thing going on right now is hilarious.

• 1:48:46Speaker 05

  The leaks?

• 1:48:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:47Speaker 05

  I haven't been keeping up with that.

• 1:48:48The Fat Electrician?

  Do you know like the general gist?

• 1:48:50Speaker 05

  I, I know that, uh, Rockstar is getting super pissed because there's, there's some sort of leaker that's putting out all the gameplay footage.

• 1:48:56The Fat Electrician?

  He's, he's leaking stuff, but he also has come out and said, like they, they want to get him and stop him and arrest him, but he's come out and said, I have the entire game on a dead man's switch.

• 1:49:07Speaker 05

  Prologue.

• 1:49:08The Fat Electrician?

  That I have to enter a password in every day at a particular time. So if I get arrested and I cannot enter the password, it will upload the entire thing to the internet. So they're like, well, now what do we do?

• 1:49:22Speaker 05

  This is like a so much less serious Edward Snowden.

• 1:49:26The Fat Electrician?

  I know.

• 1:49:27Speaker 01

  Why was he doing this? Is it just because like microtransactions or what?

• 1:49:30Speaker 05

  I have no.

• 1:49:36Speaker 01

  Oh, gotcha. So he's.

• 1:49:44Speaker 05

  Oh, also something nobody's talking about is he sucks at playing video games. He plays Grand Theft Auto like my 66 year old father would.

• 1:49:53The Fat Electrician?

  Oh no, he's polite to the hookers?

• 1:49:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, he, well, he just like walks around.

• 1:49:57Speaker 01

  If I tip them, they'll like.

• 1:50:00Speaker 05

  Just punch people in the head, steal cars.

• 1:50:02The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking Grand Theft Auto, you dumb bitch.

• 1:50:04Speaker 05

  Or like the gunplay. Everybody's like, the gunplay is so shitty in this game. Like, I think it's just the guy playing it.

• 1:50:11Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, they did that, uh, what was it called? Like a, a deeper look into or whatever that was released on Netflix. This is a few days ago. This will be totally irrelevant by the time this episode comes out, but they released a, Rockstar released a,

• 1:50:28Speaker 05

  like 25 minute long thing on Netflix. It's like a deeper look or something like that. GTA 6 and it's just like their gameplay footage and people are saying it's in response to the leaks. But the same thing, like they're trying to make it all cinematic. So like when their characters are like walking down the street, they're walking at like the slowest pace. And they'll be like talking to other characters. They're trying to make it super cinematic, like it's a movie. I got bored in like three minutes and stopped because I was talking to Brandon. It's like, every time I would play a video game like that, if you get trapped in one of those cutscenes where it's like, we're walking into the drug house. We gotta hear, you know, Lil D talk about how rough this neighborhood is. It's like, I'll be running in circles in the background. I'm like, get this. Equal and opposite of that, uh, you have Battlefield 6, which their trailer wasn't just like, let's do a cinematic, like Saving Private Ryan-esque, you know, Black Hawk Down.

• 1:51:13Speaker 05

  They, they literally put the eject from the fucking fighter jet to use an RPG to blow up the jet behind you.

• 1:51:19The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, the coolest thing anybody did on that?

• 1:51:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:51:21The Fat Electrician?

  They, I, I got so mad at microtransactions the other day because I realized it robbed my children of one of the coolest things of my childhood.

• 1:51:29Speaker 05

  Oh, which is?

• 1:51:31The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking cheat code books.

• 1:51:32Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:51:34The Fat Electrician?

  They're never going to have that again, because now it's all microtransactions. Like back when I was a kid at the book fair, you could buy, they had like two or three cheat code books with.

• 1:51:41Speaker 05

  I was never allowed to get them.

• 1:51:42The Fat Electrician?

  A hundred games. Yeah. But you'd go there and look at them and write them down.

• 1:51:46Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:51:46The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly. You know what I mean? So, and then you could just, oh, pause, select ups, up, down, left, right, triangle, square, circle, upside, blah, blah, blah, blah. Type it in and just spawn a helicopter or a million dollars or whatever.

• 1:51:59Speaker 05

  I would get unlimited ammo, unlimited guns. I have the, the GTA Vice City unlimited ammo cheat code is like muscle memory.

• 1:52:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's all gone now because of microtransactions.

• 1:52:08Speaker 05

  Shame, damn shame.

• 1:52:10Speaker 01

  Well, on I know, we'll move to the after show. Brandon closes out, you beautiful son of a bitch.

• 1:52:14Speaker 05

  Fantastic. Love this episode. Anyway, uh.

• 1:52:17The Fat Electrician?

  We'll talk about that later.

• 1:52:18Speaker 05

  Yeah. Thank you guys for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, the Fat Electrician, Angry Cops, King Trout and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you and I will see you in the after show. Nice.