Pod Insights We Might Be Drunk Ep 272: Jack Whitehall (The Burbs) About this episode Mark and Sam are joined by Jack Whitehall. They get into British pub culture vs. American drinking, darts legends who need vodka to compete, ultra marathons by accident, filming awkward sex scenes, reality show meltdowns, food influencers drowning everything in gravy, and why Shawn Michaels might be the greatest performer of all time.
Jack’s new show The Burbs is now streaming on Peacock. Inspired by the cult classic film, the series follows a couple who move into a seemingly perfect suburban neighborhood that quickly reveals some very dark and very funny secrets. It’s a twisted murder-comedy with a stacked ensemble cast, sharp writing, and that perfect mix of suburban paranoia and absurdity. If you like mystery with your jokes and chaos behind white picket fences, The Burbs is for you.
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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.
0:07 Mark Normand? Oh geez, we're talking about the weather. Hello. Hey, everybody. We're here, we're queer, it's We Might Be Drunk. We got Jack Whitehall, everybody.
0:14 Speaker 01 Hi.
0:15 Mark Normand? What is that, cashmere?
0:16 Speaker 01 A little cashmere.
0:17 Mark Normand? That is scrumptious.
0:18 Speaker 01 Hold on, let me get in there.
0:19 Mark Normand? Feel that, that is lovely.
0:21 Sam Morril? Nice.
0:22 Mark Normand? Oh, boy. What a threat count on that. Man, oh, man.
0:27 Speaker 01 At any point.
0:28 Mark Normand? Feel this.
0:29 Speaker 01 We've tried to get you on the pod before. Wow, that's a little coarser.
0:32 Mark Normand? Sandpaper.
0:33 Speaker 01 That's sandpaper.
0:33 Mark Normand? Oh, fuck. This is our self-esteem's coming out.
0:36 Speaker 01 Look at great Parmesan with that thing, that's terrible.
0:39 Mark Normand? I think I got this at a thrift store in 88. But, uh, the slacks are nice, too.
0:43 Speaker 01 Thank you very much. Yeah, what else you got today? I'm a bit overdressed for a podcast, but I took off some layers. You're not overdressed, we dress like shit on you sometimes. What else you got today? Uh, I just did, um, the Kelly Clarkson Show.
0:56 Mark Normand? Oh, nice.
0:56 Speaker 01 She's cool as hell. Yeah, she was very nice, and the Today Show in the morning, which was kinda wild, uh...
1:03 Mark Normand? Al Roker?
1:04 Speaker 01 So, Al Roker.
1:05 Mark Normand? Nice.
1:06 Speaker 01 Yeah. A bit of Roker, yeah.
1:08 Mark Normand? Thin Roker.
1:10 Speaker 01 Thin Roker?
1:10 Mark Normand? He used to be a big guy.
1:11 Speaker 01 Oh, I didn't know, big Roker. Oh, really?
1:13 Sam Morril? We were scared for him.
1:13 Speaker 01 Oh, I'm glad I didn't know that.
1:15 Mark Normand? Yeah. Pull-up Roker.
1:15 Sam Morril? Roker on Seinfeld, remember that shit?
1:18 Mark Normand? Wow! He was fat, I mean, he was like, it's like an Eddie Murphy character.
1:23 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:24 Mark Normand? Look at that.
1:24 Speaker 01 He looks like he ate Al Roker.
1:26 Sam Morril? I remember him farting at that dinner table.
1:29 Mark Normand? Yeah, look at that. This is pre-Ozepic, by the way, he lost it the real way.
1:33 Sam Morril? No, I think he got surgery.
1:34 Mark Normand? Ah!
1:35 Speaker 01 Just re-banned.
1:36 Sam Morril? I think you have to.
1:37 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
1:38 Mark Normand? Fuckin'... Quitter.
1:40 Speaker 01 Well, this'll all be great fodder for the next time I go. I had no idea.
1:45 Sam Morril? You never told me he used to be fat. How dare you?
1:48 Mark Normand? Well, you know what no one ever talks about? You grow up with a fat guy, and then they lose weight, and it's kind of a bummer. I know him as Fat Roker.
1:54 Sam Morril? I'm glad he's not dead.
1:55 Mark Normand? Well, sure, I don't want him to die, but I think when Oprah lost weight, I was like, "Ah, I like fat Oprah." And Lizzo is now losing weight, and I like fat Lizzo.
2:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, but he seemed to still have a sort of avuncular charm, despite the fact that he had shed the pounds.
2:08 Mark Normand? Good point. Some people lose the jolly.
2:10 Speaker 01 He had fat man energy.
2:11 Mark Normand? Yes!
2:12 Speaker 01 Which is good.
2:13 Mark Normand? FME.
2:14 Speaker 01 Yes, FME.
2:15 Sam Morril? I do like when a woman used to be fat.
2:16 Mark Normand? Lava used to be fat, woman. Funny.
2:19 Sam Morril? The personality's definitely, it's better.
2:22 Mark Normand? Agreed.
2:22 Sam Morril? We're hitting it hard for, um...
2:24 Speaker 03 The holidays month, the Black History Month again.
2:28 Mark Normand? Yeah.
2:29 Speaker 03 We're doing Oprah fat.
2:30 Sam Morril? You should mention Kirstie Alley, what the hell? Come on, Mark. She's really mentioning. Yeah, that's true, that's why. I wish she stayed fat, Mark, she did, she passed away.
2:38 Mark Normand? Well Kirstie Alley, kudos to her, she was a fat cokehead. That's hard to pull off.
2:43 Speaker 01 That's hard to pull off.
2:44 Mark Normand? But I.
2:45 Speaker 01 Cause you gotta eat through.
2:46 Mark Normand? Right, what?
2:47 Speaker 01 Eat through it.
2:48 Mark Normand? Exactly.
2:48 Speaker 01 Yeah.
2:49 Mark Normand? You're not really hungry on the blow.
2:50 Speaker 01 That's impressive.
2:52 Mark Normand? Chris Farley as well, fat cokehead.
2:54 Sam Morril? Yeah, but he was doing other shit.
2:55 Mark Normand? True. Hotchy, machy.
2:58 Sam Morril? She's not that fat, she's just an actress, so it's like.
3:00 Mark Normand? Right, right.
3:01 Sam Morril? But like, that's, looks like most women in like, Kansas.
3:05 Mark Normand? That's true, yeah, yeah, that's true.
3:08 Speaker 01 It's amazing how it instantly feels more inappropriate once they're dead. I was fine, I was so emboldened.
3:15 Mark Normand? I'm sorry, Kirsty.
3:17 Speaker 01 But the minute Kirsty came up.
3:18 Sam Morril? Cheers dude, oh my gosh, she's unbelievable, I love her.
3:20 Mark Normand? She was very sexy, she was in Star Trek.
3:22 Sam Morril? She was hot.
3:23 Mark Normand? Yeah, so pull up a hot Kirsty, if you, if you don't mind, just to.
3:26 Sam Morril? Yeah, let's spread it around.
3:27 Mark Normand? Cleanse the palate a little.
3:29 Speaker 01 Oh look, there's a, there's a whole article on famously overweight celebrities that shed their pounds, wow.
3:35 Mark Normand? Oh yeah, cute, cute lady.
3:36 Speaker 01 Weird, this also feels disrespectful.
3:40 Speaker 01 There's no image of Kirstie Alley that we can look at.
3:42 Mark Normand? You can't win with the ladies.
3:44 Sam Morril? She looks like Pau Gasol in that picture, what the heck?
3:47 Mark Normand? Who?
3:48 Sam Morril? The basketball player, pull him up.
3:50 Mark Normand? Jeez, we're going down a wormhole here. This is why I can't watch internet porn anymore, all of a sudden I'm on a basketball player.
3:56 Sam Morril? She's not?
3:56 Mark Normand? Oh yeah, wow.
3:59 Sam Morril? He's got that peacock look a little bit, no?
4:00 Speaker 01 Well, he was really fat as well.
4:02 Mark Normand? No, they have the same, same face.
4:04 Speaker 01 No.
4:04 Sam Morril? No, his brother was, his brother Marc Gasol was fat.
4:08 Speaker 01 Really?
4:08 Sam Morril? I'm sorry, this is like.
4:10 Mark Normand? We're going on a fat inception.
4:11 Sam Morril? By the way, this is like me on my phone late at night, I'm Marc Gasol, he was fat, let me keep going here.
4:15 Mark Normand? Same, same.
4:17 Sam Morril? Hey, why aren't I writing more jokes?
4:20 Mark Normand? Exactly.
4:22 Mark Normand? Holy, the JD Vance meme.
4:24 Sam Morril? He was fat, but he was a beast. He was really good.
4:28 Mark Normand? Wow, look at the gut on Grizzly.
4:30 Sam Morril? Yeah, dude.
4:31 Mark Normand? Good golly.
4:32 Sam Morril? Yeah, but he lost it.
4:33 Mark Normand? Well, Lucas is pretty fat.
4:34 Speaker 01 In the NBA?
4:35 Sam Morril? Yeah, he was big, dude.
4:36 Mark Normand? That's even cooler to me.
4:38 Speaker 01 I, yeah, I have so much respect for like elite athletes that are able to do it when they're, they look out of shape.
4:45 Mark Normand? Definitely.
4:45 Speaker 01 There was a soccer player called Thomas Brolin.
4:47 Sam Morril? Pull him up.
4:48 Speaker 01 Who, again, like, just was not an athlete, but an unbelievable footballer. And he, he played with a beer gut.
4:54 Sam Morril? Oh, my god.
4:55 Mark Normand? Oh, look at that red faced Irish.
4:57 Sam Morril? Was he like a tough guy, like a glue guy, or was he more finesse?
5:00 Speaker 01 Yeah. No, yeah, finesse, real finesse. Uh, but, but he played in that era where he was playing against, uh, defenders that were like active alcoholics.
5:09 Mark Normand? Right.
5:10 Speaker 01 So it was probably slightly easier to play with a little bit of, carrying a bit of timber.
5:14 Mark Normand? Yeah, well, the John Daly. I mean, golf, golf is a little...
5:20 Sam Morril? And baseball, there are a lot of fat pitchers. I mean, the famous one is David Wells, who just...
5:24 Mark Normand? Look at that tubal arch. My god, that's a problem.
5:29 Speaker 01 But then again, even looking at that, you're like, a lot of momentum is going to go to that, I swear.
5:34 Mark Normand? That's true.
5:34 Speaker 01 Like, that ball is going a long way.
5:36 Mark Normand? That's true. It helps with the torque on the way back.
5:38 Sam Morril? But he's the type of guy that if he sobered up, he might suck.
5:41 Speaker 01 Yeah.
5:42 Sam Morril? Like, he might need that.
5:43 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
5:43 Mark Normand? Right.
5:44 Sam Morril? It's like how Rodman was like, I, I need to go to Vegas and get fucked up for 72 hours. And they're like, just let him go.
5:49 Speaker 01 Darts players as well. There's a lot of darts players that need to be drunk to be able to perform. I once went to a darts championship. Can we pull up Andy Fordham? He was nicknamed the Viking, and I saw him backstage in between, uh, going out onto the oki to like, perform in a, in a darts match, very high level. And he was drinking from a bottle of Evian water.
6:12 Mark Normand? Mm-hmm.
6:13 Speaker 01 And I was like, oh, I, I heard that, you know, darts players drink beer. It's like crazy to see you actually drinking mineral water. He was like, it's vodka.
6:19 Mark Normand? Oh, wow.
6:21 Speaker 01 The exact amount of alcohol he needed to steady his hand so that he could go out and throw.
6:26 Mark Normand? Look at that guy.
6:28 Sam Morril? Remember the Million Dollar Man from wrestling? He looks like Ted DiBiase.
6:30 Mark Normand? Yeah, he does look like DiBiase, but he died.
6:32 Speaker 01 Yeah.
6:33 Mark Normand? Yeah.
6:34 Sam Morril? Yeah. These stories are really cool, and then you're like, he died at 46.
6:37 Mark Normand? Wait, wait, let me see that guy again. That is unbelievable. Wow.
6:42 Speaker 01 Who's that?
6:43 Mark Normand? I bet he got laid, too.
6:45 Speaker 01 Could play him.
6:46 Sam Morril? That's our body H Foley.
6:48 Speaker 01 He could play Andy Fordham in The Rise of the.
6:52 Mark Normand? Look at the wrist, the poor watch. My god, who does he look like? He's kind of got like a meatloaf or something going on there.
7:01 Sam Morril? Also dead.
7:04 Sam Morril? With the name Meatloaf, you shouldn't have that long a life expectancy, though.
7:07 Mark Normand? That's true. Look at that chubby.
7:09 Sam Morril? Wow, that's fucking insane. He gets there?
7:12 Speaker 01 Yeah.
7:13 Sam Morril? Oh, my god.
7:14 Mark Normand? Wow, now, look at the hair, too. That guy got blown. Isn't that, that's what's great about being a man?
7:19 Sam Morril? Do the darts guys get laid a lot?
7:21 Mark Normand? Oh, yeah, they can find the clit. They hit it every time. It's a bullseye, baby.
7:28 Speaker 01 Yeah.
7:28 Mark Normand? Look at that.
7:29 Speaker 01 Yeah, the darts players. There's a guy called Bobby George, who was like, he was like the sort of the big shagger.
7:37 Sam Morril? I pull a Bobby George.
7:38 Speaker 01 Bobby George, he's got a great look.
7:40 Mark Normand? Oh, classic.
7:42 Speaker 01 Money.
7:43 Mark Normand? With the necklace.
7:45 Speaker 01 Yeah.
7:45 Sam Morril? Wow.
7:46 Mark Normand? He's a real showman.
7:47 Speaker 01 He was like, yeah, the sort of Michael Jordan of darts.
7:51 Mark Normand? He's like a, like a, what do you, gaudy is the word.
7:54 Speaker 01 Yeah.
7:54 Sam Morril? Is that a game you can play forever, or does your wrist start to like?
7:57 Speaker 01 No, eventually you have to, so there is like a, yeah, there's a sweet spot, but I think eventually you do have to retire because the wrist gives way or you, you get the shakes too much.
8:07 Sam Morril? Damn.
8:07 Mark Normand? Yeah, yeah, well, bowling is the ultimate disgusting guy sport. I don't know if you, you guys do bowling over there, do you?
8:14 Speaker 01 No, no, no.
8:14 Mark Normand? Okay, we got some bowlers and they are, I'd say the ugliest, most out of shape athletes on the planet.
8:20 Sam Morril? You can eat the grilled cheese while you play.
8:22 Mark Normand? Well, this guy.
8:23 Speaker 01 This is the guy, Pete Weber, yeah?
8:25 Mark Normand? Yeah, yeah, he's the man.
8:27 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
8:28 Mark Normand? What's the famous, this is the best quote in history.
8:30 Speaker 01 At the, uh.
8:32 Mark Normand? Here it comes.
8:33 Sam Morril? This is like Bill Murray at the end of fucking Kingdom.
8:36 Mark Normand? Exactly. Here it comes.
8:41 Speaker 04 You think you are high.
8:44 Speaker 01 Who do you think you are? I am.
8:47 Sam Morril? Oh, it's so good.
8:49 Mark Normand? God, you could not write that line.
8:51 Speaker 01 No.
8:51 Mark Normand? That has gotta be sheer adrenaline pumping, just elation. That's amazing.
8:57 Sam Morril? Do they make a good living like a world-class bowler, you think?
9:01 Mark Normand? I don't think so. I think they do OK. I think like a WNBA player, I bet.
9:05 Sam Morril? That's not a good living.
9:07 Mark Normand? All right, well, then, no.
9:11 Mark Normand? Yeah, wow, that was a great little athlete, ugly athlete run we had there.
9:15 Sam Morril? Well, David Wells for the Yankees had the famous one, because he went out drinking all night, pulls an all-nighter, and then throws a perfect game, which you just don't fucking do. He was a wild guy, this guy. He bought Babe Ruth's hat on auction, and was like, "I want to wear Babe Ruth's hat during the game." Baseball's like, "You can't do that." And he was like, "I'm doing it." And they just fined him, and he wore it.
9:37 Mark Normand? Good for him.
9:38 Sam Morril? He was like, "Hey, I don't give a shit. I want to wear this hat."
9:39 Mark Normand? Yeah, it's a hat. What's the difference? I mean, it's a Yankee hat, right?
9:43 Sam Morril? Yeah, but it's like old. I don't know.
9:44 Mark Normand? I see.
9:45 Speaker 01 And he would play, like, intoxicated?
9:48 Sam Morril? I don't know if he played intoxicated, but he was hungover.
9:50 Speaker 01 He was hungover.
9:51 Mark Normand? And an all-nighter is, that ain't easy.
9:53 Speaker 01 No, that is, yeah.
9:55 Mark Normand? Man, what a bad, but it kind of takes baseball down a peg. If you can do this, hungover and on no sleep, and do a perfect game, maybe it's not that hard of a sport.
10:06 Sam Morril? No, it's hard. I mean, you know, but,
10:10 Sam Morril? you know, they were all on coke in the 80s, too. I mean, they were, but that might help you. It's focus, it's adrenaline.
10:15 Mark Normand? Ah, good point.
10:16 Speaker 01 Probably good for like one innings.
10:18 Sam Morril? Yeah.
10:19 Speaker 01 It's quite a long game.
10:21 Sam Morril? And he used to start telling stories in the outfield. It was terrible.
10:24 Mark Normand? We should write a movie.
10:26 Sam Morril? It's like Bull Durham meets fucking Major League, man.
10:31 Sam Morril? By the way, we watched Major League. Fucking great movie.
10:33 Mark Normand? Great movie. This is our mascot. Don't mind him. Welcome to Epstein's Island.
10:40 Mark Normand? Wait, what was I gonna say? Shit, that, oh! Speaking of drinking and playing games all night, we've both done London many times and the UK, Wales, all that. It's a real beer culture over there.
10:52 Speaker 01 Yeah.
10:52 Mark Normand? And I'm a liquor guy.
10:54 Speaker 01 Yeah.
10:54 Mark Normand? And I found I got a little, uh, people got a little snickery with the like, the vodka sodas and the tequila soda and all that. And they're like, just drink a beer, you dweeb.
11:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of, it's a lot of lager.
11:07 Mark Normand? Yeah.
11:08 Speaker 01 I think that's just because it's, they want to elongate it as well.
11:11 Mark Normand? Ah.
11:13 Speaker 01 Just full capacity drinking, all day sessions.
11:17 Mark Normand? Got it.
11:17 Speaker 01 Maybe it also feels more acceptable to start with beer.
11:21 Mark Normand? Good point.
11:22 Speaker 01 If you're doing it in the day or you're doing it midweek, but yeah, it's a lot of.
11:26 Sam Morril? But there's something fucking cool about a martini at lunch.
11:28 Speaker 01 Yeah.
11:29 Sam Morril? There's something epic where you're just like, are we just gonna get fucked up at 2:00 PM? This is crazy. I don't know. But yeah, I'm the same way. I got, I would drink beer over there.
11:36 Mark Normand? I'll do it.
11:37 Sam Morril? Cause I was like, oh, okay. Like Liverpool, I was like, holy shit, these people are the best. I love Liverpool.
11:41 Speaker 01 Yeah.
11:42 Sam Morril? But, uh, yeah, it was a lot of beer.
11:44 Speaker 01 It's a lot of beer.
11:44 Sam Morril? And what are those shots they always want to do in Liverpool with those fucking shots called again?
11:48 Speaker 01 Jägerbombs?
11:48 Sam Morril? Was it Jägerbombs? It was something like that. It was like a, ah, fuck, I wish I, I don't know. But yeah, uh, do you, do you not drink?
11:57 Speaker 01 No, I, yeah, I, I drink.
11:58 Sam Morril? What's your drink usually?
11:59 Speaker 01 Not on stage though. Oh, I, I, I will drink anything and everything. I have cocktails, I love whiskey, like a martini, I love red wine.
12:07 Sam Morril? Cause like, there's no way this guy doesn't drink because of that bad teacher show. I was like, I feel like you definitely, like a sober guy's not playing this guy.
12:12 Speaker 01 No, I def, yeah, I def, I definitely drink. Not on stage though, I'm, I'm terrible.
12:16 Mark Normand? Me too.
12:17 Speaker 01 On stage, so sloppy.
12:18 Mark Normand? Same.
12:19 Speaker 01 I just, uh, so.
12:20 Sam Morril? I always think I'm good and then I hear the recording. I'm like, that was not good.
12:23 Mark Normand? Yeah. You're a little step off, you're a little slower. But I watched your Fallon. It's a big drinking chunk.
12:29 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
12:31 Mark Normand? Yeah.
12:31 Speaker 01 But I do, I, I, that is definitely something that I feel when I go to, well, LA in particular, everything is sort of geared around, you know, going for coffee or going for lunch. And in England, everything is just go to the pub and it's every, every meeting is drinking, drinking at lunch. It's still like, we have a great drinking culture, which I.
12:51 Sam Morril? Yeah.
12:52 Mark Normand? We used to. We've law, we fizzling.
12:54 Sam Morril? New York's still good.
12:55 Mark Normand? Still good, but you know, liquor sales are down. I think everything's down with young people with the new generation. So you guys are hanging in there like five o'clock at a pub in London.
13:04 Sam Morril? Yeah.
13:05 Mark Normand? It's just they're, they're like pushing out into the street. There's so many drinkers.
13:08 Sam Morril? Oh, man, that place Devonshire, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, that pub. Shoulder, shoulder. Shoulder, shoulder. It's crazy. And they got that great restaurant upstairs, too. That's a cool spot. Yeah, that's great.
13:17 Mark Normand? And the pubs look good. Here you got these dumbass bars with the neon lights and all that. You guys are like, oh, fucking wood and brass bar and the gold rail pubs.
13:27 Speaker 01 Yeah, horrendous bar snacks as well.
13:30 Mark Normand? Yes.
13:31 Speaker 01 Like weird potato chips and pickled eggs and.
13:34 Sam Morril? I like a pickled egg. I like that.
13:36 Speaker 01 It's like all feels like a proper throwback.
13:39 Mark Normand? Yeah.
13:40 Speaker 01 I love sitting in a pub and just drinking all day.
13:42 Mark Normand? And there's a crest. There's always a crest of like the sheep's taint, you know, it's always some old, the, the Lord Zanis or whatever. And it's like a, you know, two swords and a, and a, you know, fat lady or something.
13:54 Sam Morril? I just watched this movie last night, which is like, I'm told a British classic. Have you seen Withnail and I?
13:59 Speaker 01 Oh, I love Withnail. My favorite movie of all time.
14:01 Sam Morril? Yeah, it's a real drinking movie.
14:02 Speaker 01 It's the best.
14:03 Sam Morril? Yeah.
14:03 Speaker 01 I love Withnail and I. That's always my barometer. If I like, wanna test out how much I'm gonna like an American friend. Withnail and I.
14:12 Sam Morril? It's a good flick.
14:13 Speaker 01 It's amazing.
14:13 Sam Morril? I had a friend tell me how much she liked it. And then I saw just randomly Will and Epi and like, that's my number one favorite movie in an interview. And I was like, oh, shit, two, I got two in one week. Let me throw it on. I loved it.
14:22 Speaker 01 It's so good.
14:24 Mark Normand? What's the, uh?
14:25 Speaker 01 Monty, you terrible cunt.
14:26 Mark Normand? Oh, Richard Griffiths. I've seen him before.
14:28 Sam Morril? Yeah. Yeah, it's a good, it's a really good drinking movie.
14:31 Mark Normand? Okay.
14:31 Speaker 01 So good.
14:32 Sam Morril? Two really down and out despot.
14:33 Speaker 01 The amazing story about that is that Richard E. Grant plays the best on screen drunk.
14:39 Mark Normand? Really?
14:40 Speaker 01 He's teetotal and he, he never touched a drop of alcohol.
14:44 Mark Normand? Wow.
14:45 Speaker 01 But the director Bruce Robinson insisted on getting him drunk once. And Richard E. Grant talks about this night where Bruce Robinson took him out and forced him to drink. So he would experience it once before he started filming. And it's the only time to this day he was ever drunk. But it's honestly the most perfect performance of a drunk.
15:00 Sam Morril? I like a kind of down and out poor character who's still kinda like debonair in a way.
15:05 Speaker 01 Yeah.
15:05 Sam Morril? Something very funny about that. Yeah.
15:07 Mark Normand? Kind of like Arthur.
15:07 Sam Morril? Yes. Well, he's not down and out. He was Richard.
15:10 Mark Normand? Oh, that's true. But he was a degenerate.
15:11 Sam Morril? But there was something very sophisticated, like fake sophisticated. Yeah, I love that. Yeah.
15:16 Speaker 01 He living in squalor, but he's still got this like. The grandeur about him.
15:20 Sam Morril? Yes.
15:21 Speaker 01 Such a funny, it's so good. The script is amazing.
15:23 Mark Normand? Well, you got, I mean, we love British comedy. You got me in a Peep Show.
15:27 Sam Morril? Yeah.
15:27 Mark Normand? And I've watched it twice now, just through and through. So good.
15:31 Sam Morril? It's, yeah, it's probably like my comfort watch on the road. There's like that, that, Seinfeld, 30 Rock. Somebody I just know will make me feel good.
15:37 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
15:38 Mark Normand? Yeah.
15:38 Sam Morril? Sopranos.
15:39 Speaker 01 I did, um, a, a show with, uh, Sam and Jesse, who wrote Peep Show.
15:44 Mark Normand? Hmm.
15:44 Speaker 01 They wrote a student show after this, which I was in with them. Uh, and the, the scripts are always so good. And then obviously Jesse went on to write Succession.
15:53 Mark Normand? What?
15:53 Sam Morril? Yeah, yeah.
15:54 Speaker 01 He's amazing, but the mind.
15:56 Sam Morril? You didn't know that?
15:56 Speaker 01 Yeah.
15:56 Mark Normand? No.
15:57 Speaker 01 The guy that came up with Peep Show. No, no, no, no, the writer.
16:00 Mark Normand? Oh, sorry, sorry.
16:01 Sam Morril? The guy who wrote Peep Show wrote Succession.
16:03 Mark Normand? I did not know that. I love Succession.
16:05 Sam Morril? It's fucking great.
16:06 Speaker 01 He wrote loads of, they basically exclusively wrote comedy. And then he had this show idea, which I think was originally just about the Murdochs.
16:12 Sam Morril? Succession's a comedy, though.
16:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, exactly.
16:14 Sam Morril? It's pretty hilarious.
16:15 Speaker 01 Comedy like disguised as a drama, but it's so funny. Yeah, they're great.
16:19 Sam Morril? Was that cool working with those guys?
16:20 Speaker 01 Yeah, amazing. Like so, so good. And like, just every script was hilarious. Yeah, Jesse Armstrong.
16:25 Mark Normand? How did they know about that world? How did he know about the, that, you know, rich kind of, um, wealthy family?
16:31 Sam Morril? That felt like a combination of, yeah, that book right there. Uh, no, uh, no, God, it looks like the cover. That's why I thought there was that book.
16:37 Speaker 01 That was the show I was in there on Fresh Meat.
16:39 Mark Normand? Oh, really? Okay, wow.
16:41 Speaker 01 And then, and then Succession. But I think when he originally wrote it, he wrote it and it was just about the Murdochs. And then they had to change a load of stuff.
16:48 Sam Morril? It was Murdochs and then it was, it was like that mix with, there was that book about, uh, the Viacom, Summoner Redstone.
16:53 Speaker 01 Yeah.
16:54 Sam Morril? It's a really good book.
16:55 Speaker 01 Yeah.
16:55 Sam Morril? It's about Summoner Redstone and his daughter and like how fucked up. So I think it was like a, it was those two books mashed, I think.
17:01 Mark Normand? Hmm. Wow. What a talent.
17:05 Sam Morril? But, uh, yeah, man, you've been all these things. And this new show, The Burbs, on Peacock.
17:12 Sam Morril? And it's like a drama, it's like a comedy, but like kind of a murder comedy, right?
17:16 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, murder comedy.
17:17 Sam Morril? I like a murder comedy.
17:18 Speaker 01 Murder comedy, yeah, murder comedy.
17:20 Sam Morril? Well, I like that one on Hulu they did with Steve Martin and Martin Short. That was, that's a murder comedy, right?
17:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's that, it's like, it's got, you know.
17:27 Sam Morril? The burbs.
17:28 Speaker 01 Kind of, um.
17:30 Mark Normand? It's off the movie.
17:30 Speaker 01 Horror as well, yeah, it's the, the, the Tom Hanks movie from the eighties. And then it's like taking the sort of premise of that of like this family moving back to the suburbs and there being like a weird secret on the street and, uh, yeah, it's got a really great ensemble cast and Paul Appel is really funny and, uh, Julia Duffy, Mark Proch. Uh, it's, yeah, it's great, it's, um. We filmed, yeah, filmed it on the original set in the Universal lot where they've, you know, the Munsters house and Desperate Housewives and all of those.
18:00 Mark Normand? Oh, shit.
18:01 Speaker 01 So you went to work every day, you were going past like the, the jaws bit where it's scaring all of the tourists and
18:07 Mark Normand? That's great.
18:08 Speaker 01 Drive up past the Psycho house and then, yeah, you're at work.
18:10 Sam Morril? They just keep that up, the Psycho house.
18:12 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
18:13 Sam Morril? Just in case?
18:13 Speaker 01 Just in case.
18:14 Sam Morril? Like, we're bringing it back, dude.
18:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, we're bringing it back.
18:16 Sam Morril? I know the remake didn't work, we're trying another remake.
18:19 Mark Normand? Vince Vaughn.
18:20 Sam Morril? Vince Vaughn and Norman Bates, that was wild.
18:22 Mark Normand? Baby, your money, come on. Come on, you're not dead, your money, mom.
18:28 Mark Normand? Wow, look at that, but that's fun, that real Hollywood shit.
18:30 Speaker 01 It was cool, yeah, and those, uh, those trams with all of the tourists. Every now and again, you'd be going up to set in a little golf buggy and they'd, uh, slow down as they went past you and you'd see all of the tourists looking out and then being really disappointed that it wasn't The Rock or Kevin Hart.
18:46 Sam Morril? You did that movie with The Rock, though.
18:47 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
18:48 Sam Morril? Was that fun?
18:49 Speaker 01 I think they'd rather have seen.
18:52 Sam Morril? But you're acting some big shit now. Well, the, how was, how was it working with The Rock?
18:56 Speaker 01 Yeah, good, yeah, he, it was, yeah, he was, he was great, he was really, I mean, I love wrestling, so.
19:01 Sam Morril? Same.
19:01 Speaker 01 On day one, I sort of started asking him about, you know, WrestleMania and which wrestlers he liked, you know, working with and which ones he didn't like, well, and he, he opened up instantly because he loved talking about wrestling. Because I guess that's, you know, his passion.
19:14 Mark Normand? Sure.
19:15 Speaker 01 I instantly turned myself into a fan, but, uh, that was like safe terrain to, to talk about and trying to get him to.
19:22 Mark Normand? Yeah, that's a tough transition to go from smell what The Rock is cooking to movies.
19:28 Speaker 01 Yeah.
19:29 Mark Normand? He was dead.
19:30 Sam Morril? But is it though? It's all, it's all performing. Like he became popular in wrestling because it was, he was the best on the mic.
19:36 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:36 Sam Morril? He was funny.
19:37 Speaker 01 He was so good, wasn't he?
19:38 Sam Morril? He was a good performer, you know, and then you test it out.
19:41 Speaker 01 He was also in that, like, yeah, that, that amazing era where they could just get away with so much shit. Watch some of the clips from Attitude Era, you're like.
19:48 Sam Morril? Yeah, there was a whole, there was a whole faction of Degeneration X, their, their tagline was suck it.
19:53 Speaker 01 Yeah.
19:55 Sam Morril? I was in seventh grade, like, like you have the tension, I'm like, suck it, we just gotta be like, suck it, get out.
20:00 Speaker 01 Yeah.
20:01 Mark Normand? I was my high school mascot. I did that the first game, I got fired. But it was like right in that nineties era. So I was like, come on, the kids love it.
20:11 Sam Morril? Nah, he was the man.
20:12 Speaker 01 I mean, that era was crazy. It was crazy. That, um, clip of Shawn Michaels doing the air fellatio.
20:19 Mark Normand? I'll ball that up.
20:20 Speaker 01 So.
20:20 Mark Normand? Sexiest man alive.
20:22 Speaker 01 That was like the, the product back then.
20:26 Mark Normand? Whoopsie. Oh, Jesus Christ.
20:28 Speaker 01 Jesus Christ.
20:29 Sam Morril? You've got to be careful with that.
20:31 Mark Normand? That was a screensaver.
20:32 Speaker 01 And you've spelled Shawn wrong, so I think you might have a different Shawn Michaels.
20:36 Mark Normand? Rest, put the word wrestling in there.
20:39 Sam Morril? On TV, not, no.
20:41 Mark Normand? You put BBC in there. Wrong acronym. There we go. That's a meme now.
20:46 Sam Morril? Yeah.
20:46 Speaker 01 Yeah.
20:47 Sam Morril? He did it very well, too.
20:49 Speaker 01 Yeah.
20:49 Sam Morril? He really nailed the, the ball tickle and everything.
20:53 Mark Normand? Guys.
20:53 Speaker 01 There's an answer to that.
20:55 Mark Normand? He's a huge cock, too.
20:56 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
20:57 Sam Morril? Yeah.
20:59 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah. Oh, wow, yeah.
21:01 Sam Morril? Yeah.
21:01 Mark Normand? Skin flute. Holy moly, look at this guy.
21:07 Sam Morril? I think he's blowing the big show. That's a big dick.
21:10 Sam Morril? Jesus.
21:11 Speaker 01 Oh, my God.
21:13 Sam Morril? Yeah, wrestling, that, I, I haven't watched it really in a while, but like, growing up, I, I, that shit was so fun.
21:19 Mark Normand? Super fun. Send that clip to my wife.
21:22 Speaker 01 Just send the other Shawn Michaels one to mine, please.
21:26 Sam Morril? Oh, God. We, we play this every week now. I'm not a fan of this.
21:29 Mark Normand? You gotta get some new material.
21:30 Sam Morril? This is literally.
21:32 Speaker 01 He's like a morning DJ now. It's like, I'm doing it for our guests.
21:35 Sam Morril? Wow.
21:36 Mark Normand? He's fine. He doesn't care. Uh, we're trying to get on heated rivalry.
21:45 Speaker 01 Wow.
21:45 Mark Normand? How about that Kiki Palmer? She's a sight for sore eyes, yeah.
21:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, she's great.
21:50 Sam Morril? I remember seeing her in Akela and the Bee when she's a child actor.
21:53 Mark Normand? Geez.
21:54 Sam Morril? It's a great movie.
21:55 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:56 Mark Normand? Did you have a lube out for that?
21:58 Sam Morril? Mark, it's a fucking heartwarming tale about a spelling bee.
22:00 Mark Normand? I've never heard of this, Akela and the Bee.
22:01 Sam Morril? It's Laurence Fishburne.
22:03 Mark Normand? Ah, okay.
22:04 Sam Morril? It's about a child, a child doing the, uh, spelling bee. It's a good movie.
22:08 Speaker 01 I went and did a, um, a, like a, like a chemistry test with her. They flew me out to Atlanta to do a screen test and I'd never met her before and I was just being a little bit nervous. And went into the room and I thought, you know, a little icebreaker would be that I tell her that I loved Akela and the Bee and, you know, really moved me. I was, you know, floods of tears by the end when you're doing the bit. You seriously, if you don't tear up a little in that movie, you're kind of a cunt, I think.
22:31 Mark Normand? Did she lose to an Indian kid? Cause that would be the only realistic ending of a spelling bee.
22:35 Sam Morril? I haven't seen it in a minute.
22:36 Speaker 01 I think she wins. She wins.
22:37 Mark Normand? All right, it's fiction.
22:39 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'd watched it on the plane on the way over. I think she was.
22:42 Mark Normand? Smart.
22:43 Speaker 01 I was talking about like, watching it as a child, but I was watching it as a grown ass man.
22:47 Mark Normand? Yeah.
22:48 Speaker 01 The, the day before and in floods of tears on an aeroplane.
22:52 Mark Normand? Did she appreciate it?
22:53 Speaker 01 Yeah.
22:53 Mark Normand? Okay.
22:54 Sam Morril? No, it was on TV recently and I was watching parts and I was like, yeah, you tear up. It's like a feel-good movie for sure.
22:58 Mark Normand? All right, I'll put it on.
23:00 Speaker 01 It's a good one.
23:00 Mark Normand? Don't watch it on a plane. No, I won't.
23:02 Speaker 01 Cause you just fucking blab at everything.
23:04 Mark Normand? The Lolila jet you were on?
23:07 Sam Morril? Lolila?
23:08 Mark Normand? I've been drinking.
23:11 Sam Morril? Lolila.
23:11 Mark Normand? Lolila. I couldn't get it out. I've never been on the plane. I don't know.
23:17 Sam Morril? Oh, is that what it's called?
23:18 Mark Normand? Yeah.
23:20 Sam Morril? Oh, I, yeah, I didn't know. I haven't been on it.
23:23 Mark Normand? Not an expert on the jet.
23:24 Sam Morril? Do you, have you, you ever have to read with someone where you watch them and they're in and you're like, this was a piece of shit?
23:29 Speaker 01 What, as in, are you going in?
23:30 Sam Morril? Yeah, going to like work with someone?
23:32 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
23:32 Mark Normand? Well, every rock movie, baby. What are we doing here? I like the rock, I'm just saying.
23:38 Sam Morril? He is a great, he's a great performer though.
23:40 Mark Normand? He is, he is. He's a beast. I think the first black wrestler pro? No, it's not true. He broke some record, the big black.
23:50 Mark Normand? His father was a wrestler. I know, but maybe first WWE. I think he broke a color barrier in some way.
23:57 Sam Morril? Coco Beware was a wrestler in the eighties.
23:59 Mark Normand? Coco B, that's the movie with Kiki Palmer. Alright, well look up The Rock, uh, Black, Breaking Barrier. I swear to god, I saw his documentary.
24:08 Sam Morril? Rock, Breaking.
24:10 Mark Normand? Oh god.
24:11 Sam Morril? This is gonna be porn again.
24:12 Speaker 01 You've not been the same since they brought out that clip of you two making out. Sent you into somewhat of a tailspin.
24:17 Mark Normand? Shut up, I had my boner here.
24:19 Sam Morril? Oh, first black champion.
24:21 Mark Normand? Thank you.
24:22 Speaker 01 Yeah.
24:22 Mark Normand? Alright, alright. See you guys are quick to white guilt me. And...
24:27 Sam Morril? Fucked up dude.
24:28 Mark Normand? I've seen the doc. Alright, first black champion.
24:32 Sam Morril? Yeah, that's big.
24:33 Mark Normand? That's big.
24:33 Sam Morril? That's big, that's big.
24:34 Mark Normand? Alright.
24:35 Sam Morril? That's pretty cool.
24:36 Mark Normand? Uh, but yeah, Kiki Palmer was in Aziz's movie, which is, I think, pretty good, actually. Good, it's called Good Fortune with Seth Rogen.
24:42 Sam Morril? I gotta watch that, fucking, I ran into him, I'm embarrassed I haven't seen it.
24:45 Mark Normand? Nah, I saw it on a plane.
24:46 Sam Morril? But it's fun, right?
24:47 Mark Normand? But it's fun, it's like, it's deep.
24:49 Sam Morril? Keanu Reeves?
24:49 Mark Normand? Yeah, it's funny, Keanu Reeves steals it, by the way. He's so good. He's great. But it's a great premise, it kinda breaks all the, breaks the mold a little bit. Very good. But she's the, she's the love interest. So she's now hooking up with an Indian guy, then a white guy, so she's, uh, all over the place with the male leads.
25:09 Sam Morril? Called being an actor.
25:12 Mark Normand? Good point.
25:13 Speaker 01 Yeah. Being an actor is just professional hoeing.
25:17 Sam Morril? Yeah.
25:17 Speaker 01 Well, I, I am...
25:18 Sam Morril? Do you feel any vibes, I'm said, ever, you're like, oh, this is, this could be something?
25:22 Speaker 01 No, I don't.
25:23 Sam Morril? No?
25:23 Speaker 01 It just feels so on, like, even when you're, you know, doing the scenes where you have to, like, make out, it just feels so unsexy.
25:31 Sam Morril? Sure, tell me about it, you see us before, that was brutal.
25:37 Sam Morril? You know, it's, it's weird, right?
25:39 Speaker 01 Yeah, on the last thing I, oh, the show I did, I had to film, um, a gay orgy, which was, I mean...
25:48 Mark Normand? Wait, what?
25:48 Speaker 01 Bring it on.
25:49 Sam Morril? What, what show is this?
25:50 Speaker 01 I did a show called Malice on Amazon, where I played this sort of, like, psychopath, who was into some really deviant, like, sexual stuff, and so...
25:59 Sam Morril? Oh, so you're not enjoying it?
26:00 Speaker 01 Sorry?
26:01 Sam Morril? You're not enjoying the gay orgy?
26:02 Speaker 01 No, no, he's just sort of there, like, zoned out, so I didn't have to, like... Yeah, I didn't have to enjoy it.
26:07 Mark Normand? Yeah.
26:08 Speaker 01 But I did have to film it. It was at a strip club in Watford. We filmed at sort of eight o'clock in the morning. I don't know whether there's gonna be any se- oh. No, no, that's David.
26:16 Mark Normand? Oh, get that right side out of there. That's a shot of me in my house. But, oh, what the fuck are you doing, man?
26:23 Speaker 01 There's so many dicks on this podcast.
26:25 Mark Normand? He's got a problem.
26:26 Speaker 01 It's a lot.
26:27 Mark Normand? They, they autofill for him.
26:28 Speaker 01 Well, they actually.
26:29 Mark Normand? They're typing.
26:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's what he's doing at eight o'clock in the morning usually.
26:34 Mark Normand? Yeah, right.
26:36 Speaker 01 Well, they edited out the most graphic stuff. Ah. So it, it didn't actually end up in the show. Well, the most graphic stuff is there's a sequence where I'm like watching some people participate in sex. And this old dude comes and takes me by the hand and leads me off. And then it hard cuts to him shoving me up against the wall and fucking me from behind.
26:52 Mark Normand? Oh, wow.
26:53 Speaker 01 Yeah.
26:53 Mark Normand? Love a hard cut.
26:54 Speaker 01 So you're filming.
26:57 Speaker 01 Eight o'clock in the morning, this guy, he had like, he had like a sort of cushion, like duct tape round his, his waist. And the, the weirdest bit was not the actual like, you know, bombing. The part that you like it. I went to boarding school, you know. Shut your eyes and go to a happy place. But it was like that sort of small talk in between. And at one point he was like, oh, I was just wondering whether at some point I could get a selfie. And I was like. Maybe we wait till like post orgy for the selfie because I suspect you haven't got your phone on you. I hope you have. He was like, oh, it's just that my son's a big fan of yours. I was like, I don't think he's gonna be a fan after he sees this, mate.
27:35 Mark Normand? Wow.
27:36 Speaker 01 Were you naked in this scene? Yeah, I was naked, yeah. Fully naked? I had a, a part, like a cock sock on. Oh yeah, that's me entering the orgy.
27:42 Mark Normand? Wow, looking good.
27:43 Speaker 01 Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna see the guy.
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33:02 Speaker 01 He was called Jeff.
33:04 Mark Normand? Oh, man. They were really pounding away.
33:06 Speaker 01 Yeah, they really were. And, yeah.
33:08 Sam Morril? You signed up for one day to be an extra. This is.
33:10 Speaker 01 Yeah.
33:11 Mark Normand? Oh, man. Oh, you got some tits.
33:14 Speaker 01 That's Jeff.
33:15 Mark Normand? That's Jeff.
33:16 Speaker 01 That's Jeff.
33:17 Mark Normand? That's the guy who got the photo.
33:18 Speaker 01 That's the guy who wanted the photo because his son was a fan. See, look, I'm not enjoying it. I'm just, um, I'm a psychopath.
33:23 Mark Normand? I think he's banging a lady, though, right?
33:24 Speaker 01 So, yeah, he's banging a lady, but then, and then what's about, well, it, see, look, and then I look, I check him out, and I'm like, yep.
33:31 Mark Normand? Oh, man.
33:32 Speaker 01 That'll do.
33:33 Mark Normand? People listening on audio are really messing up.
33:34 Sam Morril? This is wild, yeah. You should be watching this one on YouTube.
33:37 Mark Normand? Now, were you nervous? You're reading the script, you go, all right, I'm gonna go out for this role, I got it, here we go.
33:42 Speaker 01 Yeah, I mean, I feel like I've just become a bit, I've done a lot of sex on camera.
33:47 Mark Normand? Oh, is that right?
33:48 Speaker 01 Us two, we just don't act. So, yeah, I guess I've been just sort of desensitized to it.
33:56 Mark Normand? Sure. And then in the background, there's craft services, there's grips and lighting people, so.
34:02 Speaker 01 There were grips on set, too. They gave me a little, um, the posing, the cocksuck, which they left in my trailer. And I, and I picked it up, and it had a little label on the inside with an S on it. I was like, surely you take that, or just put an L to make me feel better.
34:19 Mark Normand? Yeah, come on.
34:20 Sam Morril? That's hilarious.
34:21 Speaker 01 It's really sad.
34:22 Mark Normand? Wow, that is hilarious. I'd be like, give me a Christmas stocking.
34:24 Sam Morril? Well, just behind you, like, Jeff, what size did you get?
34:28 Speaker 01 Jeff's XL. Just find that in my asscrack at the end of the day.
34:37 Mark Normand? Now you had the show with your dad.
34:39 Speaker 01 I don't.
34:40 Mark Normand? Oh, sorry, sorry.
34:41 Speaker 01 That's the only thing I haven't done, any sex scenes.
34:45 Speaker 01 We didn't do that. Oh my god, imagine his cock sock.
34:48 Mark Normand? Oh, man.
34:49 Speaker 01 Like a rugby sock, long and thin.
34:51 Mark Normand? My dad was huge, by the way.
34:52 Sam Morril? Was he?
34:53 Mark Normand? He would sleep naked, huge hog.
34:56 Sam Morril? Oh, yeah, he bucked the shirt and no undies.
34:57 Mark Normand? Exactly. He would roll over and it would like, it was like a delay, like it flopped. Is that from a kid's perspective? Maybe, maybe, but I have photos.
35:05 Speaker 01 No.
35:06 Mark Normand? No, no, but, uh...
35:07 Sam Morril? That's the way to do it as a dad. You just show your kid your dick when he's like really young and that way it becomes a legend.
35:12 Mark Normand? Oh, yeah. Charlie, get in here.
35:16 Sam Morril? Yeah, Charlie, stay awhile.
35:18 Mark Normand? I got a one-year-old, his wallpaper is just me naked, just so he can really soak it in. No, but, um...
35:24 Speaker 01 My dad has, like, constantly makes jokes about how I didn't inherit his, you know, his blessed appendage.
35:32 Mark Normand? Wow.
35:33 Speaker 01 That's his bit that he'll do anywhere and everywhere on our show. Every time we go and, you know, go on a podcast or a chat show, it's his like root one, first point of call, make a joke about how he's insanely hung and that I didn't inherit it.
35:47 Mark Normand? Ah, hilarious. That's a cool dad. Or maybe traumatizing, I don't know.
35:51 Speaker 01 Maybe traumatizing.
35:52 Sam Morril? I like how your dad's dressed.
35:53 Mark Normand? Oh, he's British, baby.
35:55 Speaker 01 He dresses like that all the time. Yeah, yeah.
35:56 Mark Normand? Now...
35:56 Speaker 01 Wears a suit.
35:57 Mark Normand? Cause this show is very popular. I think they did a couple of seasons, right?
36:00 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, we did, yeah, yeah.
36:01 Mark Normand? So, how do you pitch this? You go, you think, alright, I'm a comic, but my dad is fucking hilarious for an old guy who's not a comic.
36:09 Speaker 01 Yeah.
36:10 Mark Normand? And you go pitch this to, what, Netflix or whatever?
36:13 Speaker 01 Well, no, the weirdly, the way that working with my dad started is, it was always completely sort of accidental. Because I used to talk about him on stage and he was like a big character in my stand-up. And eventually I got to the point where I was just like, I can't keep doing jokes about funny shit my dad said. So I'll try and write a show about something else. But then he was up at the festival and then someone suggested that we do like a little like chat show up there at the Edinburgh Festival. Where I interview other guests at the festival. And he would just sit on stage as like, almost like a flesh prop. He would just be there. And it would be funny that I got my dad up there with me and he would chip in every now and again. Anyway, he was up on stage, obviously then like completely took over.
36:52 Mark Normand? Right.
36:53 Speaker 01 Undermined me.
36:54 Mark Normand? Right.
36:54 Speaker 01 Threw me out of the bars, was asking his own inappropriate questions. And then someone was in the audience from the BBC and they said, oh, we'd love to do this on TV. And he was like, no, no, I'm not a performer, not an actor. I've never done anything. But then he was in his like late seventies.
37:08 Sam Morril? Wow.
37:10 Speaker 01 But I guess he saw the cheque that they offered him and was like, yeah, might as well. Then we did like, yeah, we did three seasons of a show on the BBC. And then from that Netflix were like, we have an idea for you to do a travel. So they pitched it to us. They were like, we would love you to do a travel series where you take him around the world.
37:27 Sam Morril? It's amazing. He did one gig, like every comic stream. He does one gig and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll do a show.
37:33 Speaker 01 Breakthrough in his late seventies.
37:35 Sam Morril? That's like what you see in a movie. You're like, that's not how it fucking happens. And then that's actually, wow, that's amazing.
37:40 Mark Normand? But that's, you get to spend all that time, like, yeah, his dad's dead, my dad's fucking ice cold, like, I could never.
37:45 Sam Morril? My dad raised me as a lot.
37:47 Mark Normand? Yeah, stepdad or whatever, but my dad, my dad could never do that. If I was on that show, he'd just be like.
37:55 Sam Morril? But that might be funny.
37:56 Mark Normand? That might be funny. That might be funny. That'd be, it'd be going, hey dad, so how was your childhood? Huh? Shut up. I'm listening to music. Like, I couldn't, I get nothing out of him. But your dad was like a natural.
38:07 Speaker 01 Yeah, he was really good and really funny. Well, yeah, but then the problem is you sort of, you know, you create a monster. Because it was like opening Pandora's box. And then when I put him on TV, I realized he was the funny one and I was the straight man.
38:19 Mark Normand? Oh, hilarious.
38:20 Sam Morril? You're probably guiding that. I mean, you have to kind of guide it that way.
38:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, a little bit. And I can work out like a scene and, you know, obviously it's an, an element of it is constructed to put him into a funny situation. And then, you know, orchestrate a world in which he's going to say something inappropriate. But he always gets the punchline. So we did all, you know, five seasons of the show. And I'm doing all the work sort of behind the scenes, but he's getting all of the credit. And then every time I walk down the street now, people are like, oh yeah, how's your dad? He's, he's so much funnier than you. And I'm like, okay, great. Yeah, thanks very much.
38:54 Mark Normand? Man, did you get annoyed? Cause like, you know. Family gets old after a while. I'm at my house three days in New Orleans and I'm like, I gotta get the fuck out of here. Was it ever like?
39:04 Sam Morril? I had a rat in my apartment last year and my parents were like, stay with us. And I was like, I'm gonna chance it with the rat.
39:09 Mark Normand? Yeah, exactly, exactly.
39:11 Sam Morril? Give it a shot.
39:11 Mark Normand? So on set with your dad for five seasons has gotta be a little grating.
39:16 Speaker 01 Yeah, it was, it was, it was quite, it, they got shorter and shorter. Like the first time we went away, we were filming for like two months and by the end it was like three weeks.
39:24 Mark Normand? Oh.
39:24 Speaker 01 It was quite a long time to sort of be together, like living in, you know, in the same hotels, having breakfast, lunch and dinner together every day.
39:31 Mark Normand? Sure.
39:32 Speaker 01 But I would say the one advantage of like filming something with, um, you know, a sort of snob in his eighties is that you get to do like a filming schedule, but like through his lens. So you can have all of these demands.
39:47 Mark Normand? That's great.
39:48 Speaker 01 We're having to work with an eight year old.
39:50 Mark Normand? That's great.
39:51 Speaker 01 That doesn't wanna be here. So like you'd have to, wherever we were in the world, even if we were in like the middle of like, I don't know, a fucking minefield in Cambodia, we'd have to stop at one o'clock to go for a lunch and it would have to be a cooked lunch and they'd have to be like proper wine. And he'd have to have an hour at lunch to have like a nice decent civilized luncheon. And then he'd come back at two, he'd work for two or three more hours. That would be the end of the day. And it was just like, it ran like clockwork because we had to be like, oh yeah, he's very old and.
40:19 Mark Normand? That's amazing. It's like dating a woman in a wheelchair. Best table, you know, you get to board the flight first. It's incredible. Wow. Good, good little life hack there.
40:29 Speaker 01 I just bring an elderly man with me now everywhere, just to make sure that I get treated right.
40:34 Sam Morril? How did, how did your mom deal with this? What did she think of it?
40:36 Speaker 01 Well, she, she used to sort of tag along. She was like there in the, in the background to sort of manage him. Because he needed quite a lot of man marking in a lot of those situations.
40:46 Mark Normand? Did he ever go, thanks, son, for getting me this famous?
40:49 Speaker 01 No. No, he complained the whole time. He's, I don't wanna be doing this. And then he, he got a, you know, a degree of notoriety. Then he got my mom involved in it as well. So then she ended up being on camera. And then as soon as they could, they ditched me. And now they have their own podcast. They, they, they just, this year went on tour. For the first time ever.
41:08 Mark Normand? Hilarious.
41:08 Speaker 01 You know, aged eighty-five, he's doing his first ever tour. I'm not even involved anymore because they have their own podcast and they have their own fanbase.
41:15 Sam Morril? You're talking to your PR people. Can they get me on that? He's like, yeah. He's like, man, I'm good.
41:20 Speaker 01 Yeah. So, yeah, they, they've cut me loose.
41:23 Sam Morril? I'm the funny one.
41:24 Speaker 01 They fucking used me.
41:26 Mark Normand? Damn, that's hilarious.
41:27 Speaker 01 Just be careful, you know?
41:28 Sam Morril? Him and Jeff, your dad and Jeff in the fucking orgy, same thing.
41:32 Mark Normand? The power corrupts. Uh, alright, well we got some peeves from Whitehall over here.
41:36 Sam Morril? I love, love when people come with peeves.
41:39 Mark Normand? That's a big part of our show.
41:40 Speaker 01 Oh, I don't want to do these.
41:41 Sam Morril? Okay, peeves, people who don't queue properly.
41:44 Mark Normand? That's like a translation, get in line.
41:46 Speaker 01 Get in line, yeah, standing in line, people that don't, aren't able to line up properly.
41:52 Sam Morril? It's, it's unacceptable.
41:53 Speaker 01 It's, yeah.
41:54 Sam Morril? The diagonal cut in, it's like, come on.
41:56 Mark Normand? That's a big one.
41:57 Speaker 01 That I really don't like, and people, like, when, when, when I can feel, uh, like, an incorrectly formulated queue occurring, I get very on edge.
42:07 Mark Normand? Yeah.
42:07 Speaker 01 When you feel people just joining from the side and it's just, there's no, and no one's doing anything to stop it.
42:12 Mark Normand? Right.
42:13 Speaker 01 Uh, that, that, that gives me anxiety.
42:15 Speaker 03 Have you been to China?
42:17 Mark Normand? Yes.
42:18 Speaker 03 It's exactly like that, it's just a big ball of people and one little entrance and it just funnels in whenever it can.
42:24 Mark Normand? Well, they'll literally hit them with like a broom, have you seen on the subway, they'll just put them with a stick, like wedge them in there, crazy.
42:30 Speaker 01 We have, um, obviously in, uh, in Britain, it's sort of, I think it's something like a point of pride that we're quite good at queuing.
42:36 Mark Normand? Yes.
42:36 Speaker 01 And, and we, we, I think, would say that that's a sort of national sport.
42:41 Sam Morril? Yeah.
42:41 Speaker 01 But like David Beckham, I genuinely think got his knighthood, which he'd wanted to get for years because he stood in a line when the Queen died. And there was that, the, the, the long line of people to pay their respects.
42:53 Mark Normand? Ah.
42:53 Speaker 01 He got so much queed us for the fact that even as a high-profile celebrity, he stood in line with everyone else. And there was other celebrities that like were busted, queue barging.
43:04 Mark Normand? Yeah.
43:04 Speaker 01 And they were like cancelled, there was, there were these two television presenters that went straight to the front of the line, cancelled, taken off air, lost their show. David Beckham just stood there with everyone else.
43:13 Sam Morril? Which is what you're supposed to do.
43:14 Speaker 01 Yeah.
43:15 Mark Normand? Yeah.
43:15 Speaker 01 Someone took a picture of it, he got a knighthood, not for all of the charity work or, you know, winning, uh, football tournaments.
43:22 Sam Morril? How about, how about that stuff with his kid, that's pretty wild, right?
43:25 Mark Normand? Are you allowed to talk about that, as a countryman?
43:28 Speaker 01 No.
43:28 Mark Normand? Okay.
43:29 Speaker 01 Yeah, I don't know.
43:29 Mark Normand? So what happened, his wife danced with their kid too sexily?
43:32 Sam Morril? I don't know.
43:33 Mark Normand? At a wedding?
43:34 Speaker 01 Well, I, I saw that and I'm like, I think of all the embarrassing shit my mum and dad have done to me, often on camera, on that Netflix show. And I'm like, dancing during a wedding, I mean.
43:45 Mark Normand? Yeah, and look, you could do worse than Victoria Beckham with a, with a sexy dance.
43:51 Sam Morril? Yeah, but if it's your mom, it's still your mom, dude.
43:53 Mark Normand? Ah, I'm from the south.
43:56 Mark Normand? Well, is it? This can't be it. That's nothing.
43:59 Speaker 01 No, that's, that's, I think, just another dance.
44:02 Mark Normand? There's no video of it. Oh.
44:04 Speaker 01 When I did my, uh...
44:05 Sam Morril? Oh, boy.
44:06 Speaker 01 No, that's AI.
44:08 Sam Morril? Doing too much.
44:09 Speaker 01 AI.
44:10 Sam Morril? No, is it AI?
44:11 Speaker 01 Yeah.
44:12 Sam Morril? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
44:13 Mark Normand? All right, come on.
44:15 Sam Morril? All right.
44:16 Mark Normand? I don't get why this is, this was like a big deal for a hot minute.
44:18 Speaker 01 When I did my show in, uh, the Vegas, where I took my mom and dad to Vegas for travels with my father, I tricked my dad into going to, uh, Magic Mike, and I told him it was a magician. And he was sat there in the front row, and then my mom was there, and she ended up getting up on stage and was being, you know, lifted up.
44:35 Mark Normand? Oh, no.
44:36 Speaker 01 Tossed around the stage by some topless dancer.
44:38 Mark Normand? No, thank you.
44:39 Sam Morril? That happened to me. I did a gig with an ex of mine, and she went up there, and we were kind of having problems. We were, like, at the point where it was, at the point of no return already, and then I was just watching a guy, like, hump her on stage. I was like, this isn't helping.
44:52 Speaker 01 No.
44:53 Mark Normand? No, thank you.
44:54 Sam Morril? This isn't great.
44:56 Mark Normand? And the mom, though, that's even weirder, because you're like, this is a nice, sweet lady here. Don't defile her. She's wearing big red glasses and...
45:03 Sam Morril? That's what they do. They defile.
45:04 Mark Normand? They defile.
45:05 Sam Morril? They're defilers.
45:06 Speaker 01 Don't ruin this experience for me.
45:08 Mark Normand? Didn't help that she came.
45:09 Speaker 01 I mean, I don't know, uh, these are...
45:11 Sam Morril? Parents who screen shame.
45:14 Mark Normand? What?
45:15 Sam Morril? So that's like you're looking at your phone too much.
45:17 Speaker 01 Yeah. Or like showing your screens are amazing.
45:22 Speaker 01 That's so good.
45:23 Sam Morril? Yeah, thanks for watching us, guys.
45:25 Speaker 01 No, we're just like, I, I mean, the amount of sort of social situations recently that I've been saved by the presence of an iPad or a phone that I can just... Bit of Peppa Pig and just get my toddler to just stop causing chaos and, like, embarrassing me publicly.
45:42 Mark Normand? Yeah.
45:42 Speaker 01 The idea of not being able to do that would just horrify me. I don't know how parents did it before.
45:47 Mark Normand? But you can't go 24/7 screen.
45:49 Speaker 01 No, just a bit of screen.
45:50 Mark Normand? A bit of screen.
45:52 Speaker 01 But, yeah. Does that get over there?
45:54 Mark Normand? I get that. Yeah, like, I, I do movies with my kid.
45:57 Speaker 01 Yeah.
45:58 Mark Normand? I don't, I don't get them an iPhone, but I'll do a movie with them.
46:00 Speaker 01 Yeah.
46:00 Mark Normand? And I feel like that's a little better.
46:01 Speaker 01 Yeah.
46:02 Mark Normand? Because it's a, a lot of amount of time, there's an ending to it.
46:05 Speaker 01 Yeah.
46:05 Mark Normand? But sometimes I feel like, here you go, kiddo, play with this, it's, you'll never get it back.
46:10 Speaker 01 Yeah.
46:10 Sam Morril? Yeah. Gives him his iPad. You're gonna watch The Mule with Clint Eastwood today.
46:15 Mark Normand? Is that Jeff?
46:15 Sam Morril? The strange choice.
46:18 Speaker 01 Also, maybe with some of the stuff that you Google, that's quite dangerous.
46:22 Mark Normand? Yeah, yeah, good point.
46:23 Speaker 01 Who's this Shawn Michaels, David?
46:26 Mark Normand? Shit, it's not the wrestling clip.
46:29 Speaker 01 Oh, no. It's a different time.
46:32 Sam Morril? People who get too keen on running?
46:35 Speaker 01 Well, that's a January thing, I guess.
46:37 Mark Normand? Oh.
46:37 Speaker 01 Right now.
46:38 Sam Morril? Oh, like, I'm gonna turn my life around. It's January.
46:40 Speaker 01 Yeah, I just think running is interesting.
46:42 Sam Morril? Yeah.
46:43 Speaker 01 I like, I like running. I run. I like, I go, I run a lot. But anyone that wants to talk to me about how far I've run, or where I've run, or how fast I've run.
46:52 Sam Morril? It's not good conversation.
46:53 Speaker 01 Oh, it's terrible.
46:54 Sam Morril? If you're gonna do it, do it. But no one wants to hear your fucking jog stories, you know?
46:57 Mark Normand? Yeah, and I don't wanna sign up for your marathon either. All this sponsor me. You're like, eh, you go run.
47:03 Speaker 01 Or a half marathon.
47:04 Mark Normand? Ah, come on.
47:06 Speaker 01 They want a whole sponsorship for half a run.
47:08 Sam Morril? And also, by the way, not 12 miles, whatever, 13 miles, whatever you're doing, not easy, but also, like, I don't give a shit.
47:14 Mark Normand? I don't give a shit either. It's one foot in front of the other. It's already free.
47:17 Sam Morril? Just exercise and extra, just do it. You don't need to, unless it's your job, like, if you're like, one of those fitness influencers, yeah, do that. But if you're not that, I don't give a fuck.
47:25 Mark Normand? No, no, no.
47:27 Speaker 01 Even like ultra marathons and endurance events and things like that, I'm like, yeah, just go and do that.
47:33 Mark Normand? Go do it.
47:34 Speaker 01 But don't tell me about it.
47:35 Mark Normand? Yeah. If I last eight minutes in bed, I'm not bragging about it. You just do it.
47:39 Sam Morril? Yeah, cuz it never happens.
47:40 Speaker 01 So. No.
47:42 Sam Morril? No, but that is the thing that you realize, like, that is so much work. If we did it, it probably would become our personality.
47:48 Speaker 01 Yes.
47:48 Mark Normand? Yeah.
47:49 Sam Morril? I mean, a fucking Ironman, like, what is that? That's crazy, right? A Tough Mudder, what do they call them?
47:54 Mark Normand? Yeah, Tough Mudders. That's, that's extra shit.
47:56 Sam Morril? You wouldn't wanna tell people. That's what Norman Bates had.
48:01 Mark Normand? Uh, this is a lot different than the Rachel Ray show, I assume. Just from the videos we've seen alone.
48:07 Speaker 03 So, uh, Ironman is 2.4 mile swim.
48:10 Sam Morril? Wow.
48:10 Speaker 03 112 miles on a bike.
48:12 Mark Normand? God damn.
48:12 Speaker 03 And then a marathon, a 26.2 mile run.
48:15 Sam Morril? That's insane.
48:16 Mark Normand? Wow.
48:17 Speaker 03 Yeah.
48:17 Speaker 01 I did an ultra marathon once, by accident. I.
48:20 Mark Normand? What?
48:21 Speaker 01 My friend was doing this, like.
48:22 Sam Morril? By accident?
48:23 Speaker 01 Well, yeah, no, well, the ultra marathon element was by accident, cuz my friend was doing this insane challenge. Where he was like setting off from London and then they were doing three marathons back to back and then rowing across the channel and cycling to the Alps. And they were like, can you do some of it? And I was like, absolutely not. And they were like, please, you just just come for one like leg of the journey. I was like, what would be the easiest bit? And they said the third marathon, because everyone will be exhausted because they would have just run two marathons and you don't have to run it, you can walk it. So I was like, fine, I'll do that.
48:51 Mark Normand? Oh, you're sneaking in.
48:52 Speaker 01 So I just sneak in.
48:53 Mark Normand? Oh.
48:54 Speaker 01 But then I start the marathon and then about halfway through they were like, oh yeah, by the way, we got rerouted yesterday. So we had to take off a couple of miles. So we're having to add them to this marathon. So then they added an extra like three miles to this marathon that I accidentally said that I would do.
49:07 Mark Normand? What?
49:08 Sam Morril? So you did twenty nine.
49:09 Speaker 01 Yeah, I had to do like twenty nine miles.
49:11 Mark Normand? What'd that take?
49:12 Speaker 01 Yeah, man, I mean, my time was like six hours or something.
49:15 Mark Normand? Oh, yeah.
49:16 Speaker 01 I was walking a lot of it. But again, and also I felt too awkward to go and ask anyone for any sponsorship or talk about it. So.
49:24 Sam Morril? Twenty nine miles.
49:24 Mark Normand? That's insane.
49:26 Speaker 01 It sucks.
49:26 Mark Normand? Do you have an iPod going? I mean, our iPod, what year is it? Do you have a AirPod?
49:32 Speaker 01 AirPod, yeah.
49:32 Mark Normand? Yeah, like a podcast, give you a couple of, um.
49:36 Sam Morril? People must have listened to this pod while running a marathon.
49:38 Mark Normand? Yeah.
49:39 Speaker 01 He's probably gotten through that final couple of hours.
49:42 Mark Normand? Yeah.
49:42 Speaker 01 You know?
49:42 Mark Normand? There you go, Shawn Michaels. I just realized they should do that to get in the country. That should be the new immigrant, like, um.
49:51 Speaker 01 Citizenship.
49:52 Mark Normand? Citizenship, like you do the swim through the channel, you know, run twelve miles, get on a bike. If you get into America after all that, we'll take you.
50:00 Speaker 01 We'll take you.
50:01 Mark Normand? Because it shows that you're fit, you're young enough, you're stamina.
50:04 Sam Morril? What if they already swim here from Cuba, though?
50:06 Mark Normand? I'll count it. I'll count it, yeah. That counts. That's perfect. I think we got some here. That should be the, uh, admission process.
50:14 Speaker 01 We got something. When you said that, usually I thought you were referencing the Shawn Michaels thing and I was like, yeah.
50:20 Sam Morril? You have to suck a good dick if you want to be in this country.
50:22 Speaker 01 Suck a good air dick.
50:23 Mark Normand? That's not bad either. That'll be the women and the men will be the, uh, the Iron Man.
50:27 Speaker 01 I don't think I'll try that immigration the next time.
50:30 Mark Normand? It'll be an amazing country to live in.
50:31 Speaker 01 Yeah.
50:32 Sam Morril? You gotta leave the country. Why not? You didn't air tickle the balls.
50:34 Speaker 01 Yeah.
50:36 Mark Normand? Ah, that's good stuff.
50:40 Speaker 01 Good stuff.
50:41 Sam Morril? What else we got for any more peeves?
50:43 Speaker 01 I had no more peeves.
50:43 Mark Normand? Well, you had a toast. You had a toast or something. There was a, wait, go back to, Jesus Christ. Go back to Gmail.
50:50 Sam Morril? What's happening here?
50:51 Mark Normand? Rex. That's what I meant.
50:52 Speaker 01 Look, with now and I, movie.
50:55 Mark Normand? Whoa. Wow.
50:59 Speaker 01 Holy shit.
51:00 Sam Morril? That's crazy.
51:01 Speaker 01 That's crazy.
51:01 Mark Normand? Wow.
51:02 Sam Morril? I was literally going between that and a couple of other movies last night. I was like, I got two people saying this is good this week. Let me give it a shot.
51:07 Mark Normand? I'm gonna watch this movie.
51:08 Sam Morril? I liked it. Yeah.
51:10 Mark Normand? Wait a minute. British food influencers?
51:12 Speaker 01 Oh, yes.
51:12 Mark Normand? You can't convince me that British food is good.
51:13 Speaker 01 No, this is great. Well, no, it's not. And this is what I've become obsessed with. You know the way, like, you watch one thing and then suddenly the algorithm is all it says?
51:20 Mark Normand? Yes.
51:21 Speaker 01 And there was one guy who was like a British food influencer.
51:26 Speaker 01 He's called Eating with Tubbs. And he went viral because he had this gravy that honestly looked like cement. And he was pouring it over his roast dinner. And, I mean, it... Absolutely gross.
51:40 Mark Normand? Pull up the gravy.
51:41 Speaker 01 But now all I get is like these sort of anti-food influen... not anti-food influencers. They are food influencers, but they're just British food influencers, so it's British. Oh, there's Tubbs.
51:50 Mark Normand? There's Tubbs.
51:51 Speaker 01 Ah! Look at that gravy!
51:53 Mark Normand? That's like Two Girls One Plate. Holy hell.
51:57 Speaker 01 It's insane.
51:58 Mark Normand? That looks like chocolate.
51:59 Speaker 01 It looks like chocolate.
52:00 Sam Morril? Was this dude in that bathhouse with you?
52:03 Speaker 01 Jeff?
52:04 Sam Morril? Holy shit. Oh, my God. That is nasty, dude.
52:07 Mark Normand? Wow, that looks great. I love gravy.
52:09 Sam Morril? He's too thick, dude.
52:10 Mark Normand? I'm on it. Thicker the better.
52:11 Speaker 01 You would like that gravy?
52:13 Mark Normand? I would love it. Put that right in my ass.
52:16 Speaker 01 But there's... Oh, yeah, that's, um...
52:17 Mark Normand? This guy drives me mad.
52:18 Speaker 01 That's Bevo. He's the one that eats it with, uh... In what... What does he do?
52:26 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, he eats food without chewing it.
52:29 Mark Normand? Oh, I don't care for that.
52:31 Speaker 01 No.
52:32 Mark Normand? Yuck. You guys got crazy veneers.
52:37 Mark Normand? What the fuck?
52:38 Speaker 01 Who else do we have? We have Eating with Todd, who's massive in the UK. He's...
52:43 Mark Normand? Okay.
52:44 Speaker 01 He... Oh.
52:47 Speaker 01 He's just a glutton, a glutton. He's like the biggest food influence in the UK. Like, he goes to a restaurant and then it's just, you can't book a table for love nor money.
52:54 Mark Normand? Really?
52:55 Speaker 01 You just, it's a glutton.
52:57 Sam Morril? That must go to your head, too.
52:58 Mark Normand? Yeah.
52:59 Speaker 01 He's got some power now.
53:00 Sam Morril? Do these guys have any background in food, or they're just people who like food?
53:03 Speaker 01 I think they're just people that like eating food. Um, I don't, yeah.
53:09 Sam Morril? Oh, I've seen this guy.
53:10 Speaker 01 Yeah, this guy's massive.
53:12 Mark Normand? Wow, he looks like he's doing the legwork. He's going to these crazy places, he's traveling. Look at this guy. He's out on the, he's boots on the ground.
53:20 Sam Morril? You're meeting the cow you're gonna eat? That's kind of a bummer.
53:25 Mark Normand? Ah, works at a brothel.
53:26 Sam Morril? I need to, I need to break bread with the fucking lobster I'm about to eat.
53:31 Speaker 01 I don't wanna see, I don't wanna see that.
53:33 Mark Normand? Wow.
53:34 Sam Morril? Remember Richard Jenny's joke about that?
53:36 Mark Normand? Yes.
53:36 Sam Morril? The lobster tank? He goes, they all have that look on their face like, any word from the governor?
53:42 Mark Normand? Great joke.
53:43 Speaker 01 Um, what's the guy, my, my takeaway, I think he's called, he sets up a table outside kebab shops in England.
53:50 Mark Normand? Oh, fun.
53:51 Speaker 01 Rate my takeaway, rate my takeaway.
53:52 Mark Normand? Rate my takeaway.
53:53 Sam Morril? He's like the OG.
53:54 Speaker 01 In London is the kebabs. Yeah, but this guy, he does it in the north of England and he sets up a table outside like a fish and chippy. And then he, yeah. He's amazing. So I'm about to do this award show when I go back, like our version of the Grammys. And one of my ideas, cause it's gone up north for the first time ever, is just to get this guy and stick him in the room like next to, you know, Bruno Mars.
54:17 Mark Normand? Oh, yeah.
54:19 Speaker 01 Just have him on a table.
54:19 Mark Normand? That's great.
54:20 Speaker 01 Like, he just sets up his, uh,
54:23 Sam Morril? And he's huge, people would know him, he's huge over there?
54:26 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's, he's.
54:28 Mark Normand? It's only kebab? Or does he do everything?
54:31 Speaker 01 He'll do a kebab or a fish and, fish and chip shop or a pie.
54:34 Mark Normand? Love it.
54:35 Speaker 01 And he'll just set up his table.
54:37 Mark Normand? Wow.
54:37 Speaker 01 And set up outside.
54:38 Mark Normand? I love this.
54:39 Speaker 01 And he'll rate your takeaway. Look at this.
54:41 Mark Normand? This is great. Suck it, Portnoy.
54:46 Speaker 01 Yeah.
54:47 Mark Normand? That's a lot of chips.
54:50 Speaker 01 But this is my algorithm is just all this.
54:52 Sam Morril? Me too.
54:53 Speaker 01 It's this guy eating kebabs outside.
54:55 Sam Morril? I get a lot of this stuff.
54:56 Speaker 01 Table or the man with the really thick gravy.
54:59 Mark Normand? Yeah.
54:59 Sam Morril? A lot of people, a lot of burgers that have an egg on them and they're like, they're slicing and the yolk just goes over. You're like, alright. A lot of dudes eating sandwiches in the car. I get a lot of that.
55:08 Mark Normand? I see that's the American influencer with the food. We're too lazy. These guys are going out there. They're doing the work. We're got, our guys sit in the car or just like.
55:16 Sam Morril? The guy who eats at lunch. Have you seen that guy?
55:18 Mark Normand? Yeah.
55:18 Sam Morril? He's like, this is my lunch today. And it's just a guy, he just eats food.
55:21 Speaker 01 Just in the car?
55:22 Sam Morril? Yeah.
55:22 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
55:22 Sam Morril? We have a lot of those.
55:23 Speaker 01 There's a lot of those now.
55:25 Mark Normand? I don't like the car.
55:26 Speaker 01 They, they pay those people, right?
55:27 Mark Normand? Oh, yeah.
55:27 Speaker 01 They're launching a new product now.
55:28 Mark Normand? Oh, yeah.
55:29 Sam Morril? Every once in a while, you can tell they're like, man, fuck, KFC is really good. And you're like, oh, this is an ad, I think. They're shitting on everything else. You're like, no, but this fuck, this is good. This is real chicken, dude.
55:41 Speaker 01 But in a way, though, like, those food influencers that I watch, I think are quite, I mean, it's like online as M-Pic. Cause they just make me not want to eat food.
55:49 Mark Normand? Oh, good point. Yeah.
55:51 Speaker 01 I see that gravy and I'm like, I think I'm good.
55:54 Mark Normand? Yeah.
55:54 Speaker 01 To ever.
55:55 Sam Morril? But when it's like good restaurants do, same with the pizza. I see those Portnoy things pop up and I'm like, I want pizza.
56:01 Mark Normand? I know. They look damn good.
56:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's what, that's why I'm saying, just watch the British food influencers.
56:07 Sam Morril? But isn't food in London kind of taking a big step up?
56:10 Speaker 01 I think so.
56:11 Mark Normand? Well, the Indians helped it, I think.
56:12 Speaker 01 Yes, yeah.
56:13 Mark Normand? With the curries.
56:14 Speaker 01 Yeah, I think that's the advantage of being colonizers is that we just went around the world and.
56:20 Sam Morril? That's the move, dude.
56:23 Sam Morril? Well, those Vietnamese sandwiches are so good. The French, that bread?
56:26 Speaker 01 Yeah.
56:27 Mark Normand? The bread, yeah. That's true.
56:28 Speaker 01 What's a spice bag? A spice bag is.
56:31 Mark Normand? That's what a Shawn Michaels would check like.
56:37 Speaker 01 A spice bag, I think, is like chips with car. I think it's everything in there. Yeah, the other one is a much.
56:43 Mark Normand? Is there meat in there too?
56:44 Speaker 01 I got Google. There's meat in there, yeah. I got Google. Yeah, I think that's your job.
56:48 Mark Normand? Exactly.
56:49 Speaker 01 No, I've seen these though. The spice bag, yeah, that's become, it's french fries with uh Oh yeah. Chinese
56:56 Mark Normand? Oh, that looks amazing.
56:57 Speaker 01 Spice on it. They're pretty good. The munchy box as well is pretty incredible.
57:00 Mark Normand? Whoa.
57:01 Speaker 01 That's a Scottish one, uh, very popular in Glasgow where it's just like everything in a pizza box. So you go to a kebab shop and then they just shove in like all of it. What do they call this one in Rochester, Matt?
57:11 Mark Normand? Carbage plate.
57:12 Speaker 01 Yes. Plate.
57:13 Mark Normand? That looks fucking incredible. Imagine you were drunk and high. Oh my god. That's like
57:19 Speaker 01 Curly fries are so underrated.
57:21 Mark Normand? Oh, the best.
57:22 Speaker 01 Curly fries are so good.
57:22 Mark Normand? Especially with the seasoning on there.
57:23 Speaker 01 Yeah.
57:24 Mark Normand? Look at that. You got coleslaw wings, pizza fries, looks like uh some halal meat on the left.
57:30 Speaker 01 Yeah. That's a Super Bowl.
57:31 Mark Normand? Oh, yeah.
57:32 Speaker 01 Yes. For a party, oh fuck.
57:34 Mark Normand? But I mean, you're gonna have a miscarriage. I mean, this is over.
57:36 Speaker 01 I made a snack adium once.
57:38 Mark Normand? Uh, come again?
57:39 Speaker 01 A snack adium.
57:40 Mark Normand? Snack adium.
57:41 Speaker 01 I was told that that was an American thing. Snack adium?
57:43 Mark Normand? I don't know that.
57:43 Speaker 01 Can you type in Jack Whitehall snack adium? I think I posted it online. I was told that this was an American tradition that you do for the Super Bowl.
57:49 Mark Normand? What?
57:50 Speaker 01 Where I made a stadium out of fast food. Oh, all I know is just wings and pizza. Images, images.
57:56 Mark Normand? Oh, images, yeah.
57:56 Speaker 01 I think it'll be on images. Yeah, there. I made that.
57:59 Mark Normand? This year? Who knows?
58:00 Speaker 01 Uh, a couple of years ago.
58:01 Mark Normand? That is
58:02 Speaker 01 Holy shit!
58:02 Mark Normand? You made that?
58:03 Speaker 01 Yes!
58:04 Mark Normand? That's incredible.
58:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's like got the sliders and
58:07 Mark Normand? What?
58:07 Speaker 01 Deep fried tater tots and that's an avocado, uh You threw a real party here. Yeah, I threw, well, no, it was just me.
58:16 Speaker 01 It's just me at home at like four o'clock in the morning.
58:18 Mark Normand? Oh, Tubbs gonna ruin that thing.
58:20 Speaker 01 Eating my way through that, yeah. Oh, yeah, that is Tubbs-esque.
58:23 Mark Normand? Well, so is that lettuce in the middle for the field, the green?
58:25 Speaker 01 No, that's avocado.
58:26 Mark Normand? Wow, this must've cost ten thousand dollars.
58:28 Speaker 01 It looks like it, right?
58:30 Mark Normand? Yeah.
58:30 Speaker 01 It's pretty impressive. And then those were like the pepperami sticks that I fastened into the, to the posts. Little prosciutto. Yeah, yeah.
58:37 Mark Normand? This is why the terrorists are angry. Cause we're doing this shit over here.
58:40 Speaker 01 That's America.
58:42 Mark Normand? Hell, yeah. Look at that. I mean, I could feed a family of, of a hundred people.
58:48 Speaker 01 Yeah.
58:48 Mark Normand? And we're just taking photos of it. Taking it for fun. Wow, good on you, Whitehall.
58:55 Speaker 01 Thank you very much.
58:55 Mark Normand? How do you spell, you look like Jack Skellington here. What's the, you're drinking ale, you're eating snack adiums, you're watching food videos.
59:03 Speaker 01 Good metabolism? He runs, you said, though.
59:05 Mark Normand? Alright, okay.
59:06 Speaker 01 I just, I just do an ultra marathon every day. I just, I want a body. And gay sex.
59:12 Mark Normand? Oh, that's
59:13 Speaker 01 That does burn some calories.
59:14 Mark Normand? Yeah, yeah, and it burns.
59:19 Mark Normand? Uh, but yeah, you're in hell of a, LA must have gotten you, you're in good shape.
59:24 Sam Morril? Yeah, how do you deal with LA if coming from London? What do you, what do you make of it?
59:28 Speaker 01 Um, I think sort of less is more.
59:30 Mark Normand? Yeah.
59:31 Speaker 01 Dip in, dip out, um.
59:33 Mark Normand? The driving, the phony.
59:35 Speaker 01 Well, I don't drive.
59:36 Mark Normand? Oh.
59:37 Speaker 01 So I'm just like.
59:37 Sam Morril? Can you not drive?
59:38 Speaker 01 Walk around LA as well, which is insane.
59:39 Sam Morril? What part of town are you in?
59:40 Speaker 01 Well, I'm, uh, last time I was there, I was in Venice Beach, which is not an area you wanna wander around.
59:44 Mark Normand? No, a lot of wackos. Yeah, a lot of RVs.
59:48 Speaker 01 Yeah. So no, I, I don't know. Would you, you know, like?
59:53 Sam Morril? I don't hate it, but I think extended periods are tough for me there.
59:57 Speaker 01 Yeah.
59:57 Mark Normand? Yeah, it's not a real place, you know, like every, it's all built on showbiz. No one's actually from there. There's too much going on. But it's fun for a week.
1:00:07 Speaker 01 Yeah, fun, fun to dip in and dip out of.
1:00:09 Mark Normand? Yeah.
1:00:10 Speaker 01 What's this? Charlie and the Chocolate Pepper?
1:00:11 Mark Normand? Oh, sorry, I was doing Four in a Bed. I was anticipating Four in a Bed.
1:00:14 Speaker 01 Well, this sounds like another orgy, but.
1:00:18 Sam Morril? What is it?
1:00:18 Mark Normand? I don't know, what is it?
1:00:19 Speaker 01 No, this is just like, like British TV, daytime television that I really like. Four in a Bed.
1:00:25 Mark Normand? Oh, that's a show?
1:00:26 Speaker 01 With me. They're both sort of similar shows and they're just like, like shows that are just orchestrated for people to be like dicks. They're, the Four in a Bed is like, uh, four sets of people that all, all own like little hotels or like a bed and breakfast. And then they all go and stay in each other's bed and breakfast. But then the premise of the show is that you're meant to like, mark down each other's bed and breakfast or hotel, but they're all like small, like family run businesses and it just encourages everyone to be a real like, cunt.
1:00:56 Mark Normand? Oh, fun.
1:00:57 Speaker 01 Cause you have to go there and just like dig around and try and find things to complain about. And, you know, they always find like a little bit of dust in the cupboard and then they mark them down for that or say that the breakfast was.
1:01:06 Sam Morril? So they get rewarded for bringing them down?
1:01:08 Speaker 01 Yeah, they get rewarded for bringing down someone else's like small business. And then at the end, you're given like a little tray of cash. And then the same is true with Come Dine With Me, which is the same premise, but for like dinner parties where you go around to a different person's house each night of the week. And then at the end, you have to score them down. And then it just, but it just encourages people to be a horrible. Guest. Wow, so this is reality. It's reality. It's so cheap. It's but it's just like a real fixture of British television. And you go around and you've just got to be like really snipey and rude about like an evening out. And then you you score them at the end. Oh, my wife would love this.
1:01:45 Sam Morril? It's interesting because like Great British Bake Off, I feel like they're so nice.
1:01:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's really warm hearted and really nice.
1:01:51 Sam Morril? But then you see chopped in in or not chop, but what's the other way? You always think of British people as like a Gordon Ramsay, a guy who's gonna like carry the shirt.
1:01:58 Speaker 01 Hell's future.
1:01:58 Sam Morril? Yeah.
1:01:59 Speaker 01 Now, this just encourages like just really bit. There's a really famous clip of a guy getting really annoyed because his dinner party had been like torn to shreds by everyone else and someone else wins the tray of cash at the end. Oh.
1:02:13 Sam Morril? Can we get that clip?
1:02:14 Speaker 01 Oh, it's such a good clip.
1:02:15 Sam Morril? Heather shocked?
1:02:16 Speaker 01 No, wait, wait, wait. Go on, uh, uh, maybe videos or images and I'll find it. Uh.
1:02:22 Sam Morril? I wrote crashes out, see that would it?
1:02:24 Speaker 01 No, no, no. Um, yeah, that that that's the man there, I think. I put angry man on a come dine with me. Um, and it's like one of those, it's like a famous sort of viral clip. That man, yes, you won, Jane. Oh, shit. He gets it.
1:02:41 Speaker 05 It's me.
1:02:43 Speaker 01 He's come last.
1:02:46 Sam Morril? I I don't know why I'm yelling at me.
1:02:49 Speaker 05 Do you want, Jane?
1:02:51 Sam Morril? Oh, my god.
1:02:52 Speaker 05 Enjoy the money. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my life completely. So you can have the money, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum.
1:03:08 Speaker 01 Damn.
1:03:09 Speaker 05 A reversing dump truck without any tires on.
1:03:12 Speaker 01 Woo.
1:03:16 Speaker 01 Wow.
1:03:19 Mark Normand? Damn.
1:03:20 Speaker 01 Oh, they looked at cameras, wasn't they?
1:03:22 Mark Normand? You've got a young John Oliver in there.
1:03:26 Speaker 05 So, uh, well done, Jane.
1:03:32 Mark Normand? Well done, Jane.
1:03:33 Speaker 01 You won, Jane.
1:03:34 Sam Morril? Those were some good insults.
1:03:36 Mark Normand? I know.
1:03:36 Sam Morril? The decorum of a backed up dump truck without tires on.
1:03:40 Mark Normand? Without tires.
1:03:40 Sam Morril? Wow.
1:03:41 Mark Normand? He kept going with the, uh...
1:03:42 Sam Morril? Was he Nick DePaulus?
1:03:44 Mark Normand? I was thinking.
1:03:44 Sam Morril? That was like one line after another.
1:03:46 Mark Normand? Yeah, wait, before you go, I do your tours, but what do you hate about America? Real quick.
1:03:51 Speaker 01 This is my tour. This is Jack White.
1:03:53 Mark Normand? Jesus.
1:03:54 Speaker 01 No, no.
1:03:54 Sam Morril? You were really slipping, Sal. Between the gay porn and...
1:03:58 Mark Normand? Yeah.
1:03:58 Speaker 01 No, that was intentional.
1:04:01 Mark Normand? You got a real boomer back there. All right, what do you hate about America? Real quick, come on, give it to me straight.
1:04:06 Sam Morril? Yeah, be honest with me.
1:04:07 Mark Normand? I'm just curious.
1:04:07 Sam Morril? There's gotta be something.
1:04:08 Mark Normand? What's the zing on us? We zing you guys, the bad food, the bad teeth, the weather, you know, the royalty sucks.
1:04:15 Sam Morril? London doesn't have bad food anymore, though.
1:04:16 Mark Normand? All right, all right.
1:04:17 Sam Morril? I think it's gotten good.
1:04:19 Speaker 01 I don't know, I feel like right now, we're just very thankful for you.
1:04:23 Mark Normand? What?
1:04:23 Sam Morril? Really?
1:04:24 Speaker 01 You're taking a lot of heat. It's just like...
1:04:26 Sam Morril? Oh.
1:04:26 Speaker 01 You know, no matter what's going wrong...
1:04:28 Sam Morril? We're getting the shit.
1:04:29 Speaker 01 Like, in the UK, just turn on the news and look at what's happening over here. It feels great.
1:04:35 Mark Normand? Good point.
1:04:35 Speaker 01 Because we had like a bit of a moment with Brexit where it felt like, you know, our country was just sort of a bit of a laughing stock and carnage and then you guys have gone, "Hold my beer."
1:04:48 Sam Morril? Yeah.
1:04:49 Mark Normand? Good point.
1:04:50 Sam Morril? Really great.
1:04:51 Mark Normand? All right, I'll take it. What does it say? Every cul-de-sac has a dead end. There you go.
1:04:56 Sam Morril? Oh, yeah.
1:04:58 Mark Normand? All right, all right, I'll pull those dates up, sorry. I thought we'd get something more vicious about America.
1:05:03 Speaker 01 Okay.
1:05:03 Sam Morril? Sorry. Yeah, after seeing what you like to watch, I thought you were gonna be like, "Your country's like a reverse dump truck."
1:05:09 Speaker 01 Reverse dump truck.
1:05:11 Speaker 01 See Jack live. Oh god, yeah, that is.
1:05:15 Mark Normand? Not currently on Tortsus.
1:05:16 Speaker 01 No, I might do at some point.
1:05:18 Mark Normand? Oh, okay. Well, keep checking. Keep checking every day, folks.
1:05:22 Speaker 01 Keep checking. Maybe I, maybe I will do it.
1:05:25 Mark Normand? And watch the burbs on Peacock.
1:05:26 Speaker 01 You can watch the burbs, though. That's definitely coming out on, on Peacock. So you could watch that.
1:05:30 Mark Normand? All right, very exciting. And eh, you gotta get picked up for a season two, right? That's the goal?
1:05:37 Speaker 01 I guess so.
1:05:37 Mark Normand? Okay.
1:05:38 Speaker 01 Hopefully.
1:05:38 Mark Normand? Hopefully, yeah.
1:05:39 Speaker 01 They leave it open at the end, so there could be more. There's my face.
1:05:42 Mark Normand? There he is.
1:05:43 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:05:43 Sam Morril? Do you wanna spend more time in America? Are you like, this is good?
1:05:48 Mark Normand? Good question.
1:05:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, I would like to spend, I'd like, yeah, if it got picked up again, a couple of months in LA in sort of January, February, it would be pretty nice. But yeah.
1:05:57 Mark Normand? Sorry about Ellen. She moved out there.
1:05:59 Speaker 01 She moved out there.
1:06:00 Sam Morril? She came back.
1:06:01 Mark Normand? She came back?
1:06:01 Sam Morril? I think she came back.
1:06:02 Mark Normand? All right, you're welcome.
1:06:03 Speaker 01 I thought she was in the English countryside, isn't she?
1:06:05 Mark Normand? Well, let her.
1:06:05 Speaker 01 Yeah, I saw her. I saw her in the English countryside.
1:06:07 Mark Normand? Oh, no.
1:06:08 Sam Morril? When you see her?
1:06:09 Speaker 01 Yeah. I was, I was in some random hotel in the Cotswolds and I walked past, I was like, I swear that's Ellen.
1:06:15 Mark Normand? Oh.
1:06:16 Sam Morril? Did you say what's up to her?
1:06:17 Speaker 01 I didn't. I did do a show once, when I was very young. I was one of those like, sort of people that they'd like plucked out of obscurity. I'd, I'd only been doing stand-up for a couple of years and I was like, I guess, this sort of interesting anomaly because I was, I don't know, nineteen, twenty, and I went on the Ellen show. And I remember, I didn't have many bits, but I did have one routine about KFC and I was really excited to do that. And then they said, oh no, you can't do that because she won't have any mention of meat products on the show.
1:06:44 Mark Normand? Oh.
1:06:45 Speaker 01 Cause she's a vegan.
1:06:46 Mark Normand? Right.
1:06:46 Speaker 01 I was like, I don't think that's how veganism works. Like, she is aware that, like, chicken exists.
1:06:52 Mark Normand? Yeah.
1:06:53 Speaker 01 I'm, I'm not gonna be the one that like, le- lets her know about KFC and then that's gonna be what, you know, you know, bumps her off the, off the rails, but.
1:07:02 Mark Normand? Yeah, you can still talk about men. She doesn't eat men.
1:07:04 Speaker 01 Well, they also said you can't talk lesbianism. Like, bring that up.
1:07:08 Sam Morril? I have this long bit about cock that you can't.
1:07:10 Mark Normand? Yeah, exactly.
1:07:11 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah. But yeah, she lives in the British countryside now.
1:07:14 Mark Normand? Sorry.
1:07:15 Sam Morril? How was, how was she on the show? Was she, was she nice to you or not?
1:07:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, she was nice, yeah. But I, you know, I was like, I'd only met her like when I walked out onto the, onto the set. She was.
1:07:24 Mark Normand? Sure.
1:07:25 Speaker 01 And I was a kid, so I think she was probably quite.
1:07:27 Sam Morril? She walked off set and kicked the dog and then went to a green room and smacked an assistant?
1:07:32 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:07:32 Mark Normand? Yeah, she's a lot.
1:07:33 Speaker 01 Comfort ate a bucket of KFC.
1:07:36 Mark Normand? She used to have a lot of, she had Schumer on real young. She had a lot of young comics on back in the day. I don't know.
1:07:42 Sam Morril? Yeah, you were on Fallon pretty young, weren't you?
1:07:45 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, I did. I, yeah, I did Fallon. That was my, my next TV appearance on, on US.
1:07:51 Mark Normand? What about British or American comedy?
1:07:53 Speaker 01 Sorry?
1:07:54 Mark Normand? What about American comedy? You guys hate it?
1:07:56 Speaker 01 No, I love American comedy.
1:07:57 Sam Morril? American comedy is great. This guy.
1:07:59 Mark Normand? Oh, sorry, sorry. My fault. I didn't know you had to go. My bad. All right. Where are you gonna be there, Sammy?
1:08:04 Sam Morril? Well, when, when is this coming out? Yeah, we'll do it after.
1:08:07 Mark Normand? Oh, get the hell out of here.
1:08:08 Sam Morril? Yeah, get out of here. You gotta go.
1:08:10 Speaker 01 I can plug it.
1:08:12 Mark Normand? What?
1:08:13 Speaker 01 I can plug your dates.
1:08:14 Mark Normand? Oh, plug away.
1:08:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'll tell you. Sam's gonna be in Stamford.
1:08:20 Sam Morril? Yep. It's all sold out. Those are all sold out.
1:08:23 Speaker 01 They're sold out. So if you're lucky, if you are, East Providence, these can't all be sold out.
1:08:27 Sam Morril? They're sold out. It's a small venue, yeah.
1:08:29 Speaker 01 Early show and late show? Tampa, Florida. You're not as popular in Tampa.
1:08:34 Sam Morril? Well, yeah, that one, I think, February 26th, I think we're still good.
1:08:37 Speaker 01 February 26th, there are still tickets to the third show.
1:08:40 Sam Morril? Special taping, baby.
1:08:41 Speaker 01 That's special taping as well, so you could be on Netflix.
1:08:43 Sam Morril? Tickets available for LA.
1:08:45 Speaker 01 Tickets are available for LA.
1:08:46 Sam Morril? May 7th with Joe List, Rachel Feinstein and Jordan Jensen. And then, and then Lisbon, August 30th. And I'm adding a bunch of European dates. That's just the first one to go on sale, but.
1:08:55 Mark Normand? Lisbon, the most, the prettiest city I've ever been to, hands down. Yeah, so look forward to that one.
1:09:00 Sam Morril? I can't wait.
1:09:00 Mark Normand? That's a great little town.
1:09:02 Speaker 01 Legal drugs and prostitution.
1:09:04 Mark Normand? Is that right?
1:09:05 Sam Morril? Really?
1:09:05 Speaker 01 Wait, I think that's right. You should check. You should definitely check. Double check that one.
1:09:10 Sam Morril? Can you do Mark's now?
1:09:11 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:09:12 Mark Normand? Good luck with these nails.
1:09:13 Speaker 01 Mark, you can see in Flagstaff, Arizona, the Orpheum Theater. You can go to another venue in Arizona.
1:09:20 Mark Normand? Swaharita.
1:09:21 Speaker 01 Swaharita. Indianapolis, there'll be two shows there, an early and a late one, and, and a, and a third and fourth show.
1:09:29 Sam Morril? I like the way he does it.
1:09:32 Speaker 01 Very popular in the Buffalo area. You can come along to Buffalo, New York. He'll be in the wonderful city of Portland.
1:09:41 Sam Morril? Portland what?
1:09:41 Mark Normand? Maine.
1:09:42 Speaker 01 Memphis, Maine, Portland, Maine. A lot of Portland's. Providence as well, Rhode Island.
1:09:49 Sam Morril? This makes our show sound more dignified, too.
1:09:51 Mark Normand? This is Masterpiece Theater.
1:09:52 Speaker 01 In Lexington, Kentucky, the, Dania Beach in Florida.
1:09:57 Speaker 01 We loved Ania Beach in Florida.
1:09:58 Mark Normand? I do like it.
1:09:59 Speaker 01 Rayleigh.
1:10:00 Mark Normand? Raleigh.
1:10:01 Speaker 01 Raleigh.
1:10:02 Mark Normand? Sir Arthur Raleigh. What's that, NC?
1:10:04 Speaker 01 In, uh, New Cross.
1:10:06 Mark Normand? Newcastle. Newcastle, don't you? No, North Carolina.
1:10:09 Speaker 01 North Carolina. Also in Lo- Los Angeles at the world famous Comedy Store. Moncton, Ne- Nebraska?
1:10:16 Mark Normand? We don't even know that one.
1:10:17 Speaker 01 We don't know where that is.
1:10:18 Mark Normand? New Brunswick, it's in Canada.
1:10:19 Speaker 01 Wow.
1:10:20 Mark Normand? It's nowhere. How about this?
1:10:21 Speaker 01 Spokanki?
1:10:22 Mark Normand? Yeah.
1:10:24 Speaker 01 Spokanki, Washington.
1:10:25 Mark Normand? Yeah, Spokane.
1:10:27 Speaker 01 Washington. You'll be there in Philadelphia. You're a busy man. Philadelphia, Brookfield.
1:10:32 Mark Normand? He really doesn't want to see this kid.
1:10:33 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:10:33 Mark Normand? We gotta get out, gotta get out.
1:10:36 Speaker 01 Just do it like Harry Styles. Just do your 30 nights in New York and let them come to you.
1:10:40 Mark Normand? Yeah.
1:10:41 Speaker 01 At this point.
1:10:41 Mark Normand? He's very popular.
1:10:42 Speaker 01 You don't want to go to Brookfield, Wisconsin.
1:10:43 Mark Normand? Yeah, right.
1:10:44 Speaker 01 Or, or, or, or Irvine, California.
1:10:47 Mark Normand? Yeah, Irvine.
1:10:48 Speaker 01 Irvine, Irvine Improv, that's a good, um, club.
1:10:51 Mark Normand? Good club.
1:10:51 Speaker 01 Tempe, Arizona.
1:10:52 Mark Normand? All right, we're off in the June here. Well, we're good, we're good here, we got enough. They could read you, they could read the phone book. It would sound fun. So, yeah, thanks, Jack. That was great. Yeah, and now check out his show on Peacock, The Bear. Thank you.
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