Ralph Barbosa Seeks REDEMPTION!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Ralph Barbosa! We're talking speed, performance and redemption! You Know Ralph Barbosa from Stand Up Comedy, the Joe Rogan Experience, Club Shay Shay w/ Shannon Sharpe, TigerBelly, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Whiskey Ginger, Your Mom's House, Bertcast, Chrissy Chaos w/ Chris Distefano, Camp Gagnon, The FatFish Podcast and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: BlueChew: Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code GARBAGE at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. https://bluechew.com Aura Frames: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Promo Code GARBAGE Trade Coffee: For a limited time, Trade is giving 50% off a month of cold brew. That’s around 60 cups of cold brew, for 50% off when you go to https://drinktrade.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:25H. Foley?

  It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out they're good to be classy.

• 0:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:30H. Foley?

  Or just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  I saw that.

• 0:32H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in the new addition. She is on her way to five o'clock mass.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:39H. Foley?

  Gonna do a little confession.

• 0:40Speaker 02

  All right.

• 0:41H. Foley?

  Gonna hit the pour box, light a candle, do five o'clock mass with the monsignor, come back, start a little dinner.

• 0:46Speaker 02

  I respect, she's new page.

• 0:48H. Foley?

  New page.

• 0:49Speaker 02

  I respect that.

• 0:50H. Foley?

  She's turning a page. My co-host is coming at you right next to me with a fresh haircut. Am I right or wrong?

• 0:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got whacked up out there in the burbs, dude.

• 0:56H. Foley?

  Private first-class goofy.

• 0:58Speaker 02

  Let's get into it.

• 0:59H. Foley?

  Give it up for Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  What up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, also full video available on Spotify. And the boys are cooking in the charts over there.

• 1:09H. Foley?

  We're in the goddamn charts over there.

• 1:10Speaker 02

  Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.

• 1:16H. Foley?

  And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest. He's back with us again today. I was saying, he's almost like the third mic at this point. Definitely family. It's his third or fourth time back. He's got a brand new special out on Hulu right now, Planet Bosa. Give it up for Ralph Barbosa, everybody. Look at you.

• 1:34Speaker 03

  Hey, what's up, everybody? Welcome back to the podcast. It's the Turbos. Coming at you just to promote Planet Bosa.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  That's it for me. You guys have been great.

• 1:43Speaker 03

  Thank you. Go watch now.

• 1:45H. Foley?

  Kid's got a couple shots of ginger ale in him right now.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:48H. Foley?

  What'd you have, a little late lunch?

• 1:50Speaker 03

  Nah, I haven't had lunch. This is lunch.

• 1:54H. Foley?

  Wait, so where do the cocktails come in? You guys don't have to have a drink during the day?

• 1:58Speaker 03

  Who, do I have drinks during the day?

• 2:00Speaker 02

  No, did you today?

• 2:01Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I had a beer. I just had a beer.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  I respect that. Well, this is very nice. So, then I found the world's largest beer.

• 2:10H. Foley?

  Did you get that in Times Square?

• 2:11Speaker 03

  Hold on, I wanna talk about-

• 2:12Speaker 02

  It says I love New York on it.

• 2:14Speaker 03

  I wanna talk about how you, what is it, entrapment?

• 2:16Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 2:18Speaker 03

  Because I was like, hey, is anybody else gonna have a beer? And you were like, no, but that's what they're here for.

• 2:23H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 2:24Speaker 03

  You were like, drink up, buddy, grab whatever you want. And so I grabbed a good old Budweiser and as soon as I sit down, you're like, whoa! You're gonna drink all that?

• 2:33H. Foley?

  Hey, you went for the party ball.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  Alcoholic, fucking trash?

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh, no, I was, I didn't, first of all, I didn't realize we had the big ones in there. I, cause I, all, you know, full discrepancy, or full whatever it's called, uh, I drank all the regular Budweisers last, like, two weeks ago out of there. I didn't realize they were replaced by the big ones.

• 2:53Speaker 03

  This is a regular Budweiser, I just have tiny hair.

• 2:55H. Foley?

  I know, you look so- I got a double twist.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  It's actually an eight ounce can.

• 3:00H. Foley?

  Your hair is getting better and better, not that it was ever bad, but it's growing in and looking real sharp.

• 3:04Speaker 03

  No, it was bad.

• 3:05H. Foley?

  Real leading man type of, type of dude going on.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:08H. Foley?

  Now what happened to you? Cause I didn't notice it all day till I saw the socks.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Bad genetics. I got, a guy was on pills for sure. I was out there in the summer.

• 3:16H. Foley?

  My kinda guy.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  You have hairs on the back of your neck.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  I, I, listen, I'm not happy about it. It's happened late, it's happened late yesterday, alright? I had to do a little bit, a little bit of fixing on my own.

• 3:24H. Foley?

  Oh, that's bad.

• 3:25Speaker 02

  But get this, I, I, uh, the guy, he's doing the straight razor, guy's on pills, or had a long history of pills previously and he might be clean, but he's still slow and he is all pills.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  So, he's doing the straight razor, right? And I don't realize-

• 3:41H. Foley?

  Is he doing it like that? Cause that's a bad sign.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  So you know-

• 3:46H. Foley?

  Stop being a bitch.

• 3:50Speaker 03

  He's waving this wand in your face.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  When they do like, I saw that he, he pulled it out and then they tip, you know, like, there's always like a minute, they gotta undo the blade, get the new blade, whatever, whatever. So I was like, oh, I got a minute, so I stopped paying attention. And then he was doing it way too quick. And in my head, I'm like- I don't know if he put a new blade on it.

• 4:10H. Foley?

  Ew.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  And then I'm like, that's crazy. That if he, I'm like, he had to put a new blade on that.

• 4:17Speaker 03

  How, how old was this guy?

• 4:18Speaker 02

  He's old, he's older.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  I guarantee you, there's not a new blade on there.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz then they typically then take it off and throw it out.

• 4:25H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 4:25Speaker 02

  He rested it on like the blue Gatorade thing.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Nah, old, old.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  I was just like, I.

• 4:31H. Foley?

  He just spit on it and put it back in the drawer.

• 4:33Speaker 03

  Not every old school barber, but a lot of the old school guys, they, they just kinda brush it off and then re-spray it with a cool kit.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think that's what he was.

• 4:41Speaker 03

  Ah, he gets to go, you're alright.

• 4:42H. Foley?

  Hepatitis Kippy.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  I, I know, that's been on my mind, and then I did check the Google reviews, and the one guy's like, I got in a fight with Ronnie about not using a new blade.

• 4:52H. Foley?

  Fuck.

• 4:54H. Foley?

  Who's trimming you up? I'm sure we asked you this, but what's the setup down there?

• 4:57Speaker 03

  Uh, I, I usually go to my old barber, which is the guy they call my pop. Yeah, I was a barber.

• 5:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, and one of the, one of the guys who owns the shop, his name's Jose, he's been cutting my hair since I was a kid, I'll go to him, or I'll go to my buddy Ivan, shout out to Ivan the Great. He's a great barber, he really is. He's only about four foot two, but he's a great barber.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 5:17H. Foley?

  Nobody's coming to you yet, I'm sure we asked you this. No one's coming to the house.

• 5:21Speaker 03

  In my house?

• 5:21H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  So, for me to cut their hair?

• 5:23H. Foley?

  No.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  For them to cut your hair?

• 5:25Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  He's like, I gotta fucking special on Hulu, motherfucker, I ain't cutting hair no more.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  I've been drinking too much today. These two beers are good.

• 5:34H. Foley?

  I like it.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Nah, um, nah, one time my barber came to my house, but he's, he's old school too, and he yells at me, he's like, who the fuck you think you are, I gotta go to your house? I was like, alright, fair enough.

• 5:45H. Foley?

  Keeps you humble. Because the house situation, as I've been, I like to follow, you know what I mean?

• 5:50Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 5:50H. Foley?

  I like to see what you're up to, I love the antics down at the house, I love the fact that.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Antics is a great word for it.

• 5:55H. Foley?

  Antics is a great word for it, and I know how good he's doing, by like if I see a new quad, if I see a new car, I see a couple more people there, hanging out of this, hanging out of that, running around the track, I, I like to see it.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  I, uh.

• 6:08H. Foley?

  And it looks like things are going well.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  They're going well. My house is now the headquarters of my new YouTube channel.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  Formula Bean.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Which I got, uh, listen, you're doing success so perfect. It's fucking awesome.

• 6:23H. Foley?

  Very trashy, but very correct.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  I have come on today's episode to reverse the last two trash ratings that I got.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Well, the forty ounce Budweiser is a good start.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  Ignore the Budweiser, I am classy.

• 6:36H. Foley?

  In the last video I saw, you did pick up an ATV or something like that. You were racing something around the house you shouldn't have been.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  I bought a razor and it flipped over.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  What's a razor?

• 6:48Speaker 03

  It's like a off-roading, like, but it's a kid's.

• 6:52H. Foley?

  A buggy.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  It's a kid's buggy.

• 6:53H. Foley?

  Right.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  But I bought a kid's razor. I didn't buy like, I thought it'd be fun to buy two of them and race them. But I could only fit one in my truck and the store was gonna close, so I bought one. And I was like, I would just take turns riding it for 4th of July.

• 7:06H. Foley?

  That's right, it was 4th of July.

• 7:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then we flipped over and we were like, ah, we should call it a day.

• 7:10H. Foley?

  Is the scene down there getting bigger and bigger? There seems to be more people hanging out down there. There seems to be more cars in the garage.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  Uh, nah, it was just, a lot of, me and my buddies were in Chicago, partying and, uh, I was just like, hey, tomorrow's 4th of July, you guys wanna go to the house? And, you know, party there, whatever, and they're like, yeah.

• 7:29H. Foley?

  You're in Chicago?

• 7:30Speaker 03

  I was in Chicago.

• 7:31H. Foley?

  Hop on a flight?

• 7:32Speaker 03

  Hop on a flight to Dallas and buy a razor, first thing in the morning.

• 7:36H. Foley?

  That was the first thing you did?

• 7:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, and yeah, Formula Bean, please follow us.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Go check it out.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  We're innovating, we're, our, our ingenereical skills are innovating the automotive industry further than, like, it's crazy what we're doing.

• 7:52H. Foley?

  Explain.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  That's how you cut a car in half with a blowtorch.

• 7:56Speaker 03

  We did, we put nitrous and turbo on a eighty-nine Nissan 240SX and blew it up.

• 8:03Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:04Speaker 03

  We didn't tune it at all, we just, we, we wanted to blow it up.

• 8:09Speaker 02

  That was the plan.

• 8:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, we wanted to do a motor swap on it, but why take out a perfectly good motor and just let it sit there? Why not NOS it, turbo it, without tuning it?

• 8:18Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 8:18Speaker 03

  And just race it and blow it up.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Now, I assume you've used, have you used, I mean, this was like, this is like a dirtbag's dream, it was to, why, you know, put NOS in a car?

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  You have, do you have regular cars where you use it?

• 8:30Speaker 03

  No, that was my first time using NOS. It was my buddy's car.

• 8:34H. Foley?

  Who did this work too?

• 8:36Speaker 03

  We did it.

• 8:36H. Foley?

  Can you do that?

• 8:37Speaker 03

  The last time he was here, he said he couldn't do it. I'm telling you, I have advanced. I told you about our technologies. Have I not?

• 8:45H. Foley?

  So your mechanic skills have improved?

• 8:47Speaker 03

  Yes, every time I come here, my IQ doubles if not triples.

• 8:52H. Foley?

  What do you want, limitless pills?

• 8:55Speaker 03

  I don't know, the more I drink, the more I learn. This guy's good. That's all I got. By the end of this, I will know how to do more. He's gonna be sitting in our seats. I'm gonna be Formula One by the end of this one.

• 9:07H. Foley?

  So you're telling me you guys took an engine out of a car?

• 9:10Speaker 03

  Actually, no, it's still sitting in there, it doesn't work anymore though. But you put NOS on an engine that couldn't take it? Yeah, but the engine actually took the NOS pretty well. What we fucked up was, so we took it to Houston to race our buddy Freddie. There's a dude down there named Freddie LSX. And he has his own shop, it's pretty big on YouTube. So we go race him every now and then, just whatever cars, slow, fast.

• 9:33H. Foley?

  And where do you race him?

• 9:34Speaker 03

  On the street.

• 9:36H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:37H. Foley?

  Doesn't like take it to the track?

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Nah, it's not worth it.

• 9:41H. Foley?

  This is a certain time of night?

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Monte Carlo.

• 9:43H. Foley?

  Certain time of night we're talking about? A quiet road?

• 9:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, we usually go during the day.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  On the high, not on the highway. No, we go to like empty roads.

• 9:52H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  And so we go. A real residential.

• 9:56H. Foley?

  How do you get that car down there? You take it down there in a trailer?

• 9:58Speaker 03

  We took it on a trailer.

• 9:59H. Foley?

  No shit, so you're like really doing that?

• 10:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:01H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Only because the car is not gonna survive. It wouldn't have gotten out. Nah, it wasn't. But we didn't tune the car, we just made sure it started, ran. We tested it, once we put the NOS in, we did the turbo first, then we put the NOS. And we wanted to take it out and test it, but it was raining that night. So we just did a little bit of a test, but we kept hydroplaning. So we were like, yeah, it's good. This works. We're gonna be alright, yeah. That's all I need, boys. So we drove down to Houston to race our buddy. We tried to hide the fact that it had NOS in it.

• 10:32H. Foley?

  I was gonna ask you that.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  We were like, nah, it just has turbo. Cause they were gonna pop the hood eventually, like it just has turbo. But they saw the lines.

• 10:40H. Foley?

  NOS container.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  The NOS lines. No, no, they saw the lines. They didn't even catch it the first time. We thought we were gonna get away with it. But when we pulled up to race, the car was getting hot and smoking a lot.

• 10:50H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  And the other driver was just trying to be like a good guy and be like, oh shit, like let me check it out. But when he opened it, he also saw the NOS lines. So then. I mean, the car is a piece of shit, like, it wasn't like a crazy like. How much did that car cost? Like, I had the car itself. I think my buddy bought it for like 600 bucks. Okay. Yeah.

• 11:08H. Foley?

  And putting the NOS and the turbo on it, what does that cost?

• 11:12Speaker 03

  More than 600 bucks. He, he got the NOS for free from, uh, shout out to Nitrous Express. They sponsored him a bottle of NOS. And the turbo, he pulled it out of a, a Nissan Skyline that he's rebuilding the motor. And he was like, alright, I'll use it.

• 11:25H. Foley?

  That was parked in a parking garage.

• 11:28Speaker 03

  I got these catalytic converters too. We got some. I'm sure you, I'm sure you do. So. Probably got mine.

• 11:34H. Foley?

  Is that something you'd be able to do? Would you be able to go under a car and cut out a catalytic converter and know exactly what you're looking for?

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:39H. Foley?

  That's pretty good. I wouldn't even know what it looked like.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I don't have any fear of like job security. Like, I got ways, you know, like comedy don't work out. I'm good, baby.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  So, we go, we race Freddie, uh, they have, he has a lot of cars, so he matches whatever we bring, he'll like match it up with something that'll be a good race, yeah. So he brings out this little Honda Civic.

• 12:02H. Foley?

  Are we filming this? This is content?

• 12:03Speaker 03

  It's on YouTube right now.

• 12:04H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 12:05Speaker 03

  It's on YouTube, everybody.

• 12:06H. Foley?

  Kid does it.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  I'm like this on the thumbnail, like, oh. Can you believe it? Yeah. What?

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Uh, we win the first race.

• 12:15H. Foley?

  Mr. Beast standing next to him.

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Mr. Beast, come check out our channel. Fastest growing channel. Got NOS on it this time. Got NOS, baby. Uh, we beat him the first race. The second race, he, uh.

• 12:28H. Foley?

  Car didn't blow up. Car handled itself.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  No, so I think the first race, we were like on a 75 shot of NOS.

• 12:34H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 12:35Speaker 03

  And then after we realized the car would survive that one, we were like, alright, well, let's, let's put like a 100 shot of NOS, or like 150 shot, I don't remember, 100 shot. And, uh, but the car didn't want to start anymore. We had to keep your foot on the gas to keep it running. Um, and I, that, my, my buddy raced the first time, I raced him the second time. And I was asking my buddy, cause he, the way he did the first race was he shifted down from like, he was in neutral, he floored it, then he shifted down to like 1, then brought it up to 2, then to drive. I'm, I didn't know if that was really like the best method. I would've just gone straight to drive. So I asked him, I was like, how do you want me to do it? And he's like, look, just floor it and I'll shift it. And I was like, alright, like, this is your car, bro.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  I got, I, my reaction time is pretty quick. I floored it as soon as the guy's hands were going down. But my buddy shifted late. So, we gave him two car lengths. So he was already ahead and he got the jump on us. And we were still catching up because we were like,

• 13:35Speaker 03

  maybe two seconds into the race and I just went full fucking throttle on the NOS. Yeah, I was just like right away.

• 13:40H. Foley?

  Where is that on the thing? You got your hand on the wheel and the, and the, the...

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Well, we didn't like, we, we had a button that, uh, like, activates the NOS wires or whatever the fuck. But then there's another button that actually like releases the NOS.

• 13:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, where's the trigger?

• 13:55Speaker 03

  It's just hanging off a wire in my hand.

• 13:57H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah?

• 13:57Speaker 03

  Like on a clicker.

• 13:58H. Foley?

  I'd want it on the fucking, on the wheel.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Nah, we didn't have time to install that. Oh, they did this on the drive to Houston. They didn't have time to refast.

• 14:05H. Foley?

  So you're one hand on the wheel?

• 14:06Speaker 03

  I'm one hand on the wheel and then one hand on like, The trigger. Wires and trigger, yeah. Regulators. The trigger's like...

• 14:13H. Foley?

  So when you hit that, do you immediately get your, both hands on the wheel so you can control it?

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Is it like that? I'm curious what you snap back? Nah, you can feel it a little bit, but it's not, it's nothing crazy. You're not like, whoa shit. It's like, everything doesn't go warp speed by you? Nah, unless you're driving like a fucking... Damn Tyrese, you're a fucking liar. Yeah, fuck you Tyrese Gibson.

• 14:31H. Foley?

  So you hit that?

• 14:32Speaker 03

  I didn't say his last name.

• 14:33H. Foley?

  And then the car, the car blew out?

• 14:35Speaker 03

  No, it was, it was going, it was catching up. We were, we were fucking gaining on the, on the dude. We were gonna pass him up. And then the motor just dies. It just goes silent, just, hmm. And then I was like, what the fuck? And then right after we passed the finish line, we're, he's, he's, he's pretty ahead. Like two, two cars ahead. Three cars, cause he got the start on us. Then we start gaining on him, gaining on him. We're on his, uh, we're on his fucking quarter panel, we're on his quarter panel. And then the car just dies. And so he wins the race. And then right when we passed the finish line, the motor kicks in again. I didn't know this, apparently that can happen, uh, because you don't purge the NOS? Like you gotta, you gotta relieve the air. Or whatever?

• 15:16H. Foley?

  It's like a shark after you kill it, can still bite you.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Fucking nagio.

• 15:22H. Foley?

  Thought that was pretty good.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  Nah, I don't think that's what it's like.

• 15:26Speaker 03

  There's air in the...

• 15:27Speaker 02

  Nice try though, big dog.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  No, no, actually, that does make sense because it... Alright, so check this out.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Apparently, there's like air in this that gets in the system.

• 15:38H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  So if you've ever seen like in the movies or like, uh, if you ever see like drag races, sometimes they spray the NOS out.

• 15:45Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 15:45Speaker 03

  And you just see like just spray out, it looks cool, right? Like, tss, tss.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  You gotta bleed the line.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  You gotta bleed the line.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Come on, dog!

• 15:52H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 15:53Speaker 02

  How you doing?

• 15:54Speaker 03

  That's that white trash in you coming out.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  It is. That's it for me.

• 15:58H. Foley?

  He stabbed me in the side.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  Nah, so we didn't... Apparently, that's what like fucked up. It was like air in the line.

• 16:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  So that's why the motor died, I think.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  Rookies, dude.

• 16:10Speaker 03

  So we fucking, we parked the car.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  This is the trashiest conversation I've ever been a part of.

• 16:16H. Foley?

  You came in here saying how you were gonna turn it all around.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  I know.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  I'm an engineer now.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  He's got a lab coat on. Uh, who were your boys you rolled? Yeah, this is the first time you came with a, you came with a goon squad.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 16:27Speaker 02

  Two good-looking guys, by the way.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're also part of the Formula Bean crew. So Formula Bean is me and my buddy Luis, who, damn, maybe I am trash because...

• 16:38Speaker 03

  Luis, who's a username underscore AF on Instagram, which is a horrible username. He was, he's an engineer. He worked for Lockheed Martin.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  And I convinced him to quit his job and start this YouTube channel with me.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  Right. How many subs do you have?

• 16:53Speaker 03

  Uh, we have, we have a lot, like over, over 300K.

• 16:57Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 16:57H. Foley?

  What?

• 16:58Speaker 02

  That's, that, I just...

• 16:58H. Foley?

  Wait, when did you start this?

• 16:59Speaker 03

  Hold on, hold on.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  I didn't want you to, your boy to quit his job and then you guys would get like 1500 or something.

• 17:04H. Foley?

  He'll get there.

• 17:05Speaker 03

  But to be fair, that channel, before it was Formula Bean, it was just his automotive channel.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  So we already, we cheated, you know?

• 17:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, so, so, okay, so he had his own automotive channel. You were like, yo, let's quit. Let's put some fucking NOS on this thing and get cooking.

• 17:18H. Foley?

  Nah, he's good on the...

• 17:19Speaker 03

  The NOS was his idea.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure.

• 17:21H. Foley?

  He's good on YouTube. You have all my faith that that'll blow up. But Mickey got to quit his job at Lockheed Martin.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  I respect it.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  It's because his channel was already doing good. His TikTok and Instagram is doing pretty good. But I'm like, I don't think he's gonna go to the next level until you start.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  Till we start blowing up $600 cars, dude. Just quit that job, give up your pension.

• 17:42Speaker 03

  I'm like, bro, until you do this like all day, every day. Like you gotta fucking say goodbye to the job.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  I respect it.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  100%. He was like, fuck it. It took like a year of convincing him.

• 17:51H. Foley?

  What did he do at Lockheed? An engineer?

• 17:53Speaker 03

  He was an engineer there. Well, he can't tell me a lot about his job.

• 17:55H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 17:56Speaker 03

  Yeah. They did, like when he quit, they even like debriefed him. They're like, you can't say.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  Is that what they do in Men in Black?

• 18:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  Like neuralize him?

• 18:04H. Foley?

  Tell him what's up.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  But yeah, we parked the car after the race. Like as soon as, I mean, we didn't even park it. It died and.

• 18:12H. Foley?

  It's funny, Lockheed thinks like he's going to work for like a competitor or something like that.

• 18:16Speaker 02

  Going to work for Stark Industries.

• 18:19H. Foley?

  Sees you two on a dirt road in Houston.

• 18:21Speaker 02

  High as shit. Fucking.

• 18:24H. Foley?

  Sir, I think we're okay.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  You guys are in the car on the back of the truck.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  We are.

• 18:29H. Foley?

  Drone behind you. Can't put some on BlueChew, baby.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  I'm hard right now.

• 18:33H. Foley?

  Listen, take it from me, you get a little bit older, you start putting on a little weight, you could use a little help at the gym, you know what I mean?

• 18:39Speaker 02

  A little kick in the pants.

• 18:40H. Foley?

  A little kick in the pants, man. There's nothing wrong with it. If you know you got that special time coming up, you got that nice dinner, you're going out to a nice movie, it's your anniversary, it's Valentine's Day, it's the start of the fall, it's the middle of August, whatever.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  I got an idea. What if you're lonely and you just wanna edge all night? Just do.

• 19:00H. Foley?

  Go right ahead and do that, sir.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  This is a town hall meeting.

• 19:04H. Foley?

  For the love of God, man. Talking about romance and love. Gang, if you need a little help in the bedroom, do yourself a favor, get over to BlueChew. It's absolutely fantastic. You know, we've been talking about it for years. You know you've wanted to try it. If you haven't tried it, try it. I guarantee it's gonna change. You're not gonna know what to do.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Uh, and this isn't just about performance. This is about, uh, legacy or third legacy. Give her group chat something to talk about, which by the way.

• 19:28H. Foley?

  Son of a, tell the girls in at the salon.

• 19:31Speaker 02

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• 19:58H. Foley?

  Kate, you like Aura Frames?

• 20:00Speaker 02

  Who don't like Aura Frames?

• 20:01H. Foley?

  Yo, that's a great question. Who doesn't like Aura Frames? Who doesn't like the greatest gift in the world to give, I don't know, your mom, your grandmother, your aunt, your uncle, your cousin, your sister, if you have a sister, if you got kids, if she got kids, they're the best gifts ever for anybody in your family is an Aura digital frame. They throw it up on the mantle. You know what the best is? You put it in the kitchen on the countertop. That why when grandma is sitting there cutting up the vegetables for the soup that she makes, she gets to see, oh, look at that. Little Jimmy's doing the, you know, he's playing football.

• 20:36Speaker 02

  He's doing a worm.

• 20:40Speaker 02

  He's doing a stanky leg.

• 20:41H. Foley?

  Doing the freak nasty. Either way, you know what I'm saying?

• 20:44Speaker 02

  Sure, listen, I gotta.

• 20:45H. Foley?

  What, am I the dickhead here?

• 20:47Speaker 02

  I got an even better idea. Now's the, now's the perfect time because everybody did their summer vacations.

• 20:51H. Foley?

  Oh, my God.

• 20:53Speaker 02

  Take just, take all the pictures from your summer vacation, load them up there, give them to your fucking Gaga, your Nana, or your, your Mima.

• 20:59H. Foley?

  She can't get a walker on a beach.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  Let her fucking relive. Oh, my God, my whole family, they're there, fucking Turks and Caicos, getting a fistfight with another family.

• 21:06H. Foley?

  Or if you're looking for a little face throw, send one to your ex, let him know how you're living, dog.

• 21:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, start, uh, reliving your favorite family memories by visiting AuraFrames.com. For a limited time, our listeners get $35 off their best-selling Carver Matte Frame. That's Aura, A-U-R-A, Frames.com, promo code GARBAGE. Support the show by mentioning us. The checkout terms and conditions apply. Do it.

• 21:25H. Foley?

  When we blew it up.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  We, I mean.

• 21:29H. Foley?

  How, what, when you say blow up, how did it blow, like, blow up?

• 21:31Speaker 03

  So this is the part where it didn't, I don't think the motor blew up. I think the motor's okay. The mo, yeah, the motor's okay. We blew up the coupler, like the piping. I don't get you. Coupler gonna get you. The pipe, the pipe blew up to the turbo because um, when, when the car finally died, right after the race, I pulled over to the side of the road and I was telling them, I was like, bro, I was clicking the knob so much that the little trigger was like bending backwards. It was like, so I had to let off. And when I was explaining that to them, I clicked it twice because the car was off. So in my mind, I'm like, yeah, the car's just turned off, you know? But apparently the knob was still spraying. So when I tried to turn the car back on, it just had knob sitting there.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  And when I tried to turn it back on, you just see like a little fire, which is poof, like real quick. It was too bad. But yeah.

• 22:18H. Foley?

  Then you push it back on the trailer and that's it?

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, it started raining. So we're just, we lost the race. It's all raining.

• 22:24H. Foley?

  What was at stake for this race?

• 22:26Speaker 03

  Um, I think.

• 22:28H. Foley?

  Cash?

• 22:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, 50 bucks.

• 22:30H. Foley?

  50?

• 22:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. So we broke even because I, I won the first race, but then I lost the second one. It's a big day down there at Barbosa Industries. It's not, it's Formula Bean. Formula, I apologize, which is a sub, a subsidy of Barbosa. Formula Bean Innovative Technologies.

• 22:46H. Foley?

  I have one last question before we get to some, uh, some listener questions since we have you here. Um, the one thing I haven't seen with, with, uh, with the hangouts at the house, who's doing the cooking down there?

• 22:57Speaker 03

  Oh, I guess whoever feels like cooking. I don't really eat the food though. I don't trust these guys.

• 23:01H. Foley?

  What do you mean? Like there's not, there's not somebody, there's not somebody's mom or aunt or dad or uncle? That's making, making some, I figured it would be good.

• 23:08Speaker 03

  Nah, that day, I think my photographer, videographer dude, my buddy Enrique, I think he was cooking that day. But then he'd switch off with somebody else. I didn't eat the meat.

• 23:17H. Foley?

  That's the, that's the element you're missing down there.

• 23:20Speaker 03

  The cook?

• 23:20H. Foley?

  You gotta have somebody cooking.

• 23:21Speaker 03

  Are you trying to join the crew?

• 23:22H. Foley?

  No, no, I wouldn't want me to do it. You should have somebody's aunt, somebody's mom, somebody's girl should be doing heavy cooking for everybody.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  I don't know. My stepmom, she made lentils that day.

• 23:33H. Foley?

  Lentils?

• 23:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love lentils. You don't like lentils?

• 23:35H. Foley?

  Lentils? What are you, you're down there in Texas? Latin culture, you should have, things going.

• 23:41Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, I mean.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  Is that like, is there a Mexican dish with lentils, or you're just eating just straight lentils?

• 23:47Speaker 03

  I don't know if it's all Mexican households, but in my house, we eat lentils with stuff.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  But I'm also just, I like lentils. I'll ask for them.

• 23:55H. Foley?

  I like lentils.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  You get some lentils, you know, you buy a razor, it's a good 4th of July.

• 24:00Speaker 02

  It's not a bad weekend, I gotta be honest.

• 24:01H. Foley?

  You had fireworks, I assume?

• 24:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lot of fireworks. We had, lost some. I had a bunch left over. But I live out in the country, so you can pop them whenever. Nobody's gonna say shit.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, we bought them in Texas. Didn't we buy them in Texas? And then we weren't sure.

• 24:15H. Foley?

  No, we bought them in Vegas. We bought them in Nevada, I thought.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  No, because we took them to Nevada. We bought them in Texas. And then we weren't sure where you could light them off. And then like, we were just gonna pull over, we were in a tour bus, we were just gonna pull over on the side of the road. And then it was like, we felt bad about asking the tour bus driver to like, be the getaway guy.

• 24:33H. Foley?

  It was also around the time of the fires in LA.

• 24:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's a lot of fire. I'm like, I don't wanna fucking burn it.

• 24:37Speaker 03

  That's the perfect time. They got bigger fires to worry about.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  Well, a couple of Roman candles! Yeah, we were just, and then we just gave them to the, we gave them to the driver. Because we got to LA and we had, we were like, I can't fly back to New York with a fucking.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  That driver pulled over somewhere.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  He did. He was like, oh yeah, I'll take them for sure.

• 24:56H. Foley?

  Well, as a, just a quick check-in, yeah, it seems like things are classing up down there a little bit. I like to hear it.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:02H. Foley?

  Was there something you had in mind that was gonna turn this around?

• 25:05Speaker 02

  Besides the bean tech.

• 25:07H. Foley?

  The hair looks good. I'll give you that.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, look at my hair, huh? Um, you know, actually, I hadn't drank in a couple of weeks, so.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you're in New York, you're lighting your hair. Is this the last obligation you have for the day?

• 25:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  Are you gonna go get fucked up after this?

• 25:21Speaker 03

  No, no, this is my last beer.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 25:23Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm a classy guy.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  I don't know if you've heard.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  When's the last time you got fucked up?

• 25:29Speaker 02

  Uh, it's been a while. I just had a kid, so it's been, it's been a-

• 25:32Speaker 03

  Oh, congratulations.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Thank you. It's been a couple of weeks.

• 25:35Speaker 03

  How old is your kid? Did we talk about your wife being pregnant last time I was here?

• 25:39Speaker 02

  I don't know. I don't know, but you sounded like you had a hand in it.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  We talked about your huge slong last time.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  You accused me of having one, which you were wrong.

• 25:49Speaker 03

  You talked about your wife being pregnant last time. Did I let you in on that? I can't remember.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  How's my little kid doing, by the way? I think that clip actually-

• 25:57Speaker 03

  That's my little guy.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  I think that clip went viral of you going, "I wanna see your dick." And he goes, "You're gonna need those glasses."

• 26:06Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 26:07Speaker 03

  How old's your little one?

• 26:09Speaker 02

  Uh, he's thirty-eight.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  Our little one.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  My dick. Um, I, um, he's eight weeks old.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  Oh, man, congratulations.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  So I got, thanks. I got drunk, uh, a couple times within that eight weeks, but not as much as I would like to. I would like to be having a couple of beers with, but I'm not a one beer guy.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  I'd have to have like-

• 26:28Speaker 03

  I'm usually not either, so I'm hoping-

• 26:31Speaker 02

  I'm hoping this multiplies. Use your engineering power to rig up another one.

• 26:35Speaker 03

  My kid is six now, so I've been-

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Oh, there you go.

• 26:38Speaker 03

  I've been drinking a while.

• 26:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:40H. Foley?

  Is he with you at the house?

• 26:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:42H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  Yeah. Nah, he's, he's cool, man. That's my, he's like getting into cars, which is like a double edged sword, you know? It's like, I'm happy, cause like, I like cars a lot.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  He shared a passion with them.

• 26:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, but now he's like picky about what we drive. Like, he's just like, "Yo, I don't wanna drive that car." We have a blue, I think I talked about it last time I was here. We have a, a blue, uh, it's a 2017 Chevy SS. So it looks like a, it looks like a Malibu, but it has like the power of a Camaro and it's real loud.

• 27:08H. Foley?

  Right.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Fucking rumbles a lot and-

• 27:10Speaker 02

  He likes that.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, he loves that car, cause it's so loud.

• 27:12H. Foley?

  But he's giving you shit what car he goes in, like if you drop him off at school or go to the store or something like that?

• 27:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's like, "We need to take the blue SS out. We haven't took it out in a while." And I'm like, "Nah, I would drive the Skyline. It's right there. It's a GT-R." He's just like, "Yeah, but it's a lame GT-R." He's like, "Just take the SS." And he starts questioning my- Is he trying to get street cred at six? Yeah, yeah, bro. I like it. This kid is, he's evil sometimes. You know, I wear like my shades and like a hat sometimes when I go to the mall. Yeah, I don't mind being approached or nothing, like it's cool, I like it. But when I'm with my kid, I just, I'm afraid somebody will take a picture of me without me knowing and my kid will be in it. Yeah, so I wear like the hats and the shades and the other day at the mall, he tried to take the hat, the hat off. And I was like, hey, don't do that. And I didn't know, like, I don't know what exactly he knows about my career or whatever. He was just like, why?

• 28:01Speaker 03

  He's like, you don't want people to know you're Ralph Barbosa? And I was like, what the hell?

• 28:06Speaker 02

  Whack ass comedian. He starts talking shit.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  He does. He was like, he was like, I'm gonna yell out it, I'm gonna be like, hey, everybody, this is that not funny guy.

• 28:17Speaker 02

  This kid's awesome. He gets to be in whatever fucking car he wants to be in, dude. That's pretty good. I heard the new special, it's not that good.

• 28:26Speaker 03

  That dude's gonna make me into a man.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, finally. That's good. So funny. Uh, huh. I got, I got a few new garbage questions that we, that have, you know, you know, you're your family at this point. Um, how do you feel about the movie Four Brothers?

• 28:42Speaker 03

  That movie, that movie's pretty cool.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, that's not classy. I love it too, but it's not, uh...

• 28:48Speaker 03

  That movie kicks ass, man. I saw it when I was a kid at the movie theaters.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  My uncle took his auto, watched it.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  That's Mark Wahlberg, that is Mark Wahlberg-est.

• 28:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was thinking about that movie the other day.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  It's so bad, it's so good.

• 29:00Speaker 03

  It's, yeah, it's...

• 29:01Speaker 02

  Andre 3000?

• 29:03Speaker 03

  Tyrese, that was his best role.

• 29:05Speaker 02

  Shout out Tyrese.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  Shout out, I love you, Tyrese Gibson.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  I figured, man, Tyrese is getting it.

• 29:10Speaker 03

  My favorite line in that movie is when, uh, I think the detectives are like talking, describing each brother. And when they talk about Mark Wahlberg, they're like, if he ever had a daddy, he would have made him proud.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Bobby Mercer.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I say that to like my friends who don't have dads. If you ever had a daddy, you would have made him proud, boy.

• 29:30H. Foley?

  It is the, it is the, the worst... The worst movie, the worst quotable movie, does that make sense? A movie that's so bad but so quotable.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I say it all the time, the bad guy in it was, I don't know who he is, a pretty big actor, I forget his name, but a pretty big actor, but he was just so over the top.

• 29:45Speaker 03

  He was, he made the guy, he made his crew like eat like dogs.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Dog food, yeah, eat off the, yeah, eat it like the dogs that you are, but he goes, "I like the way you do business." I say it constantly. They meet on like Lake Erie or something to fight and then they bury him, it's great.

• 30:00Speaker 03

  That was, that was fucking dope.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Bobby Mercer, Mark Wahlberg walks out of nowhere.

• 30:04Speaker 03

  That's, every time that I see people arguing about politics online, I'm like, they need a fucking four brothers this shit. Just fucking Donald Trump and whoever the fuck wants to come against him and then just y'all go to the ice.

• 30:15Speaker 02

  Just go to the ice, just, just have a boxing match out there.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  You used to do the, they set mom up.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  They set her up, they set mom up.

• 30:21H. Foley?

  And he used to fucking drive me, I'd be like, "Yeah, it's good."

• 30:24Speaker 02

  They realized it was a setup in the corner store. They realized it was a hit.

• 30:28H. Foley?

  And you would explain it every time, like, "Yeah, man, I seen the fucking movie."

• 30:32Speaker 02

  They set her up, they set mom up. Greatest line in cinematic history.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  They set mom up.

• 30:38H. Foley?

  Ah, it's pretty good.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Okay, um, uh, do you, what do you call the strip club? Not that you go, you're, you're whatever.

• 30:46H. Foley?

  Gentlemen?

• 30:47Speaker 02

  Do you call it a, a strip joint, a strip club, a titty bar?

• 30:51Speaker 03

  I just call it a, the strip club.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:55H. Foley?

  Straight up.

• 30:55Speaker 03

  Or we say it in Spanish, las cariñosas.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  Ooh, that's pretty, that's classy.

• 31:00H. Foley?

  Caríñosas, that's nice.

• 31:02Speaker 03

  Most interesting man in the world.

• 31:04H. Foley?

  What does that exactly translate to?

• 31:07Speaker 03

  Caríñosas means like, um, how do you describe it? Like they're very, um...

• 31:13H. Foley?

  Sexual.

• 31:14Speaker 03

  You know, no.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  voluptuous.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Not necessarily sexual, uh, like, what, what, what is it translated, when somebody's like, cariñosa, like real sweet and like...

• 31:23Speaker 02

  Affectionate.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Affectionate, yeah.

• 31:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's how they get you.

• 31:26H. Foley?

  Ooh, I gotcha.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  Affectionate.

• 31:27Speaker 03

  It's like the affectionate.

• 31:28H. Foley?

  The affectionate house.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  Oh man, big man slipping out of his seat over there.

• 31:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 31:33Speaker 02

  Do you...

• 31:33H. Foley?

  I just need a hug.

• 31:36Speaker 02

  Do you, uh, do you, uh, enjoy those or no?

• 31:38Speaker 03

  I just call it therapy.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Call it Tuesday, baby.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Nah, actually, not really, nah.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  Not in your wheelhouse?

• 31:44Speaker 03

  Nah, cause they're, they're on the job, you know? I like to find love.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  I like to go to bars and meet women who are also trying to find love.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  Sure. Is that how you do it? Are you single? If you don't?

• 31:54Speaker 03

  Nah, I'm single.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm single.

• 31:56Speaker 02

  And...

• 31:56Speaker 03

  Am I in love? Maybe.

• 31:58H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Yeah. Crushing, I'm crushing on the girl right now.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  Really?

• 32:03Speaker 03

  Forbidden love, I don't think it'll ever happen.

• 32:04H. Foley?

  Unrequited, yeah, does she like you back?

• 32:06Speaker 03

  Uh, I think she does.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  Unrequited?

• 32:10H. Foley?

  Loving the time of cholera.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  You're just trying to make me feel even more trashier.

• 32:14H. Foley?

  No, I'm not.

• 32:15Speaker 02

  He's like, nah, she's out of jail right now.

• 32:18Speaker 03

  She got acquitted.

• 32:19H. Foley?

  What do you mean, you just explained a word to me.

• 32:21Speaker 03

  Acquitted?

• 32:22H. Foley?

  No.

• 32:24Speaker 02

  All those charges were dropped. And my son's not, doesn't know anything about comedy.

• 32:27Speaker 03

  I should know about that.

• 32:28H. Foley?

  You just explained a word in Spanish to me.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:32H. Foley?

  You educated me.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then you said unrequited.

• 32:34H. Foley?

  Unrequited, unrequited love, like love that you're not getting back.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  Unrequited?

• 32:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, unrequited. Yeah, hit him with that.

• 32:40Speaker 03

  Who, did your therapist teach you that word?

• 32:42H. Foley?

  No. It's from a book I didn't read, that I tell people I read.

• 32:47Speaker 03

  Unrequited, I'm gonna use that. Un, was the love unrequited? If it wasn't unrequited, that's assault, brother.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  That's, that's a, shout out another movie.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  Billy Madison line. I dare you to touch your boobs. It's assault, brother.

• 33:02Speaker 03

  Nah, yeah, I don't, nah, we, we talk, um...

• 33:06Speaker 02

  I get a little, you're a little, you're a little, uh...

• 33:08H. Foley?

  Taking back, I like this.

• 33:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, a little, little flustered.

• 33:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know, we'll see where it goes.

• 33:13H. Foley?

  You said it's a little bit of forbidden love as well.

• 33:15Speaker 03

  Uh, I just, I say that about every girl, bro. It just makes it sound more dramatic.

• 33:19H. Foley?

  It does.

• 33:20Speaker 03

  Right?

• 33:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, make it sound like it's the boss's girl or something like that.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's the, yeah, her dad and my dad are, uh, opposing politicians.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  I tell you guys, my, my dad is running for president next, next, the next one.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  Next, you don't even know the year, ah, the next one. My next race.

• 33:42H. Foley?

  Next semester.

• 33:46Speaker 02

  Uh, okay, um, have you ever posed for a picture with a cigar?

• 33:50Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  Cigars kick ass.

• 33:54Speaker 02

  I don't know why, but every time I've ever had one, I'm like, the world needs this.

• 33:58H. Foley?

  Don't want to eat.

• 33:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, meanwhile, I'm like coughing and shit, I... He feels so cool.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure my friends get annoyed with it, but anytime I get a cigar, I immediately, like, top... When the cigar's still full, you gotta do like mob boss.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's real.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Or like rich guy. I gotta like, hey, rezone the area.

• 34:17Speaker 02

  Get these poor people out of their homes.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  But when the cigar is like below half, then you gotta start going like saber tooth.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 34:25H. Foley?

  Rajaraj tornado claw. Yeah. Or like crunched up boxing corner guy, you're not gonna make it. Yeah. Definitely does have stages to the cigar. Yeah, talent kid.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  Do you keep cigars at the house? Or how often are you having one, do you think?

• 34:40Speaker 03

  Nah, very rarely. If I go to like Vegas and where the casino floor.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  It's a dirtbag thing, but you feel like you need to smoke one in Vegas. It's like.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  Because you can smoke it indoors.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  I get it, yeah, but.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  I would smoke one at home, but I'm like, I gotta go outside. I'm not gonna do all that. I don't, laziness got me to stop smoking weed, because I'm like, I'm not gonna go.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  You're not smoking weed?

• 34:58Speaker 03

  Nah, I don't wanna go all the way outside just to smoke.

• 35:00H. Foley?

  Because you couldn't smoke in the house?

• 35:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I don't wanna do that to the house either. Like, I don't.

• 35:05H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  Like, I.

• 35:06Speaker 02

  He might be classy. Cigars in Vegas.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  You guys, I'm telling you.

• 35:10H. Foley?

  He's getting there. And I don't even put any of the car stuff as non-classy. I like all that. Like, I think, you know, that's how you grew up. You have that, you know, you have that, um.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  But that's, that's not, that's not classy. And I'm pretty sure he's working on all these in his front yard.

• 35:25Speaker 03

  No.

• 35:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, but he has like a private. Yeah, he has that garage.

• 35:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  Breaking his balls, relax. I'll rezone you.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  I will to, to discredit my own self. I will admit, I think last time I was here, maybe the first time I was here, I talked about a couple cars that I bought that were like very low mileage and, and. Like, I had an Impala with like 1,800 miles on it. I have less of that now. And I have just more Facebook Marketplace projects.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're buying.

• 35:54H. Foley?

  You did have a couple of somewhat unique.

• 35:57Speaker 03

  I had like some valuable shit, like, it was like, oh, never been driven. Now I'm.

• 36:01H. Foley?

  What happened to those?

• 36:02Speaker 03

  They're not fun. They only keep their value if you don't drive them, you know?

• 36:06H. Foley?

  Right.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Oh, that's pretty.

• 36:08H. Foley?

  So you got rid of them?

• 36:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  Now, now I feel like.

• 36:11H. Foley?

  Beaters.

• 36:12Speaker 03

  Yeah. Now I don't wanna buy a car unless it's like. Shit.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  How many you think you got?

• 36:17H. Foley?

  Fuck around with it.

• 36:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. How many cars I have? Like 11, 12?

• 36:21Speaker 02

  How many could you drive right now?

• 36:23Speaker 03

  Four.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  Okay. How many, out of those four, how many are insured and inspected and registered?

• 36:29Speaker 03

  One.

• 36:31H. Foley?

  Out of those?

• 36:33Speaker 02

  How many does your son like? Oh, wow.

• 36:36H. Foley?

  So you have the two, that would be like if you just said normal cars would be your cars, the two that you mentioned, the two that, that, that...

• 36:42Speaker 03

  Nah, I, I have, so like the one that's the most reliable car, it's insured, it's also probably my most expensive car, is the, uh, the GT-R, it's an R35. That's like my...

• 36:53Speaker 02

  What's that go for?

• 36:55Speaker 03

  Uh...

• 36:55Speaker 02

  This here says the most expensive.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  Probably like 120 grand.

• 36:59H. Foley?

  It's older though, right? It's not a new car.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  It's a 2024.

• 37:03H. Foley?

  A 20, say, say it again, what, what, what kind of car is it?

• 37:05Speaker 03

  Uh, Nissan GT-R, R35.

• 37:08H. Foley?

  Nissan GT-R?

• 37:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:09H. Foley?

  I wouldn't even know what that looks like.

• 37:10Speaker 03

  Uh, it looks like a...

• 37:11Speaker 02

  Let me pull it up.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  It looks fucking kick ass.

• 37:15H. Foley?

  Does that picture them all old, like, late models?

• 37:18Speaker 03

  Nah, the other cars are pretty older. It's that car and then everything else is just like...

• 37:22H. Foley?

  Can I see it?

• 37:23Speaker 03

  Like 90s.

• 37:24Speaker 02

  You don't have your contacts in.

• 37:26H. Foley?

  Okay, yeah, so, okay.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  You can be in it and not see it.

• 37:28H. Foley?

  Yeah, where are my contacts in?

• 37:29Speaker 02

  It's like a Civic looking car, like a Honda, you're not gonna like that.

• 37:34H. Foley?

  So that's nice, you could, you could...

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Don't you ever...

• 37:36H. Foley?

  So you could go anywhere with that.

• 37:37Speaker 03

  I'm gonna walk out of your podcast.

• 37:38H. Foley?

  That's a normal car, that's a normal, nice car.

• 37:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:41H. Foley?

  Gotcha, okay. And then, so you don't want to waste money...

• 37:44Speaker 02

  No wonder why your son doesn't want to be in that thing. Now I'm fucking with you.

• 37:47H. Foley?

  Wait, that's the one he doesn't want to be in?

• 37:49Speaker 03

  Some, nah, he don't want to go in there sometimes.

• 37:50H. Foley?

  What?

• 37:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:52H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  Cause it's not loud. He says it doesn't make any noise.

• 37:54Speaker 02

  He's got a stunt on these pussies at the mall.

• 37:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:57H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  Let him know.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  But he should know that people that know, know that's...

• 38:01Speaker 03

  That's what I tell him.

• 38:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  So I started calling it the Batmobile. And then he kinda likes it sometimes. He likes muscle. He likes cars that like.

• 38:11H. Foley?

  Really?

• 38:12Speaker 03

  He also likes Lamborghinis. He says I should buy a Lamborghini.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  Is that ever in the cards?

• 38:17Speaker 03

  I mean, maybe one day, but I feel like if I was gonna buy a Lamborghini, it was either gonna be that or the GT-R. I don't, I don't think I could afford to buy both, you know what I mean? My son was like, "You need to make more money." This kid is tough.

• 38:31H. Foley?

  Stop with those whack-ass jokes and get out there.

• 38:34Speaker 02

  Start cutting hair again.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  He says I should trade in the GT-R for a Lamborghini, but that's blasphemy.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Do you have anybody?

• 38:40H. Foley?

  Six-year-old got a lot to say. I like this kid.

• 38:42Speaker 02

  Kid's wise beyond his years.

• 38:43H. Foley?

  Calling the shots.

• 38:44Speaker 03

  He's stressing me out is what he's doing.

• 38:46Speaker 02

  Driving you to drink. Uh, do you have anybody, you have somebody, you have a business manager, an accountant, or somebody overseeing funds, right?

• 38:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 38:54Speaker 03

  That guy is angry. Nah, I'm doing better this year, though.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  What, with spending?

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, and, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:02Speaker 03

  I'm making less money, but I'm spending less.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  Welcome to Planet Barbosa, everybody.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:13H. Foley?

  I'm making less money, but I'm spending less. Man.

• 39:16Speaker 02

  You gotta spend money to make money.

• 39:17H. Foley?

  Put that on my headstone.

• 39:19H. Foley?

  My man. There you go.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Life ticket sales are down.

• 39:23H. Foley?

  Only me. I like it. Yeah, but it's talking about Trade Coffee.

• 39:27Speaker 02

  Oh, Trade 'em Up Coffee.

• 39:29H. Foley?

  Now, we are what we call, over here at Tootie's, a cold brew family.

• 39:33Speaker 02

  We're well, we're a coffee crew or a well-caffeinated squad.

• 39:37H. Foley?

  And I wasn't aware that you could have, you could have beans specifically roasted for cold brew.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  I know.

• 39:42H. Foley?

  Thank God there's Trade Coffee to tell me that.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  They wired you up.

• 39:45H. Foley?

  They wire you up. They'll send it right to your door, and they'll also give you the gear to make the best cold brew that you're ever gonna have. We had it. Let me tell you something. Those other people that we usually go to.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna mention any names.

• 39:57H. Foley?

  They're gonna be out of business. Trade Coffee's taking over.

• 40:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, when it arrives, you just scoop it into a pitcher with enough water, you store it in the fridge overnight, wake up, and something that tastes as delicious as your favorite coffee shop, it is that easy. Cut out the middleman. Do it.

• 40:10H. Foley?

  Cut out the middleman. Do it at home.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  You're throwing, you're throwing all this money to all these big companies and corporations.

• 40:15H. Foley?

  They care about you?

• 40:16Speaker 02

  Do it at the crib. For a limited time, Trade is giving 50% off a month of cold brew. That's around 60 cups of cold brew for 50% off when you go to drinktrade.com/garbage. That's drinktrade.com/garbage. You get 50% off one month of cold brew. drinktrade.com/garbage.

• 40:33H. Foley?

  Do it.

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• 41:05Speaker 03

  My next tour has seven cities on it. And my fans were kind of upset. They were commenting stuff. They were like, "This is not a tour, this is a pit stop." I'm tired, man.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  You've been working for like five years straight.

• 41:20Speaker 03

  I got fucking eight, six cars that don't run.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  I got my kid breaking my back. I got one insurance policy for 11 cars.

• 41:29Speaker 03

  I gotta spend some time at home.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  Okay, that's good. So you're taking a little bit of a break?

• 41:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm spacing out. I got seven shows from here until the end of the year.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 41:41Speaker 03

  I might add some here and there. But for the most part, I just...

• 41:46Speaker 02

  You know what you do that I see? I don't know if it's strategic or just whatever, but it's very cool.

• 41:51Speaker 03

  Sex tapes.

• 41:53Speaker 02

  Keep coming back, baby.

• 41:54Speaker 03

  I do those all the time.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  Okay, it is intentional. You'll do the pop-ups at like Zany or wherever you're in. You'll do like, "Hey, I'm doing a show this week and out so and so."

• 42:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll just, I'll be having fun in that city.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  That's really cool.

• 42:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like, yeah. We do it a lot in Chicago or like Houston, California a lot. We'll just be like, "You know what? Fuck it. Let's just add a show here." Or like, last time we were in San Francisco and we were like, "Man, we're close enough to SAC. Let's just add a show in SAC." And then we ended up doing like four or five shows. It was fun.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  It's good. Alright. It also reminded me, one thing, you were, somebody critiqued something and then you publicly started shitting on them, which I...

• 42:42Speaker 03

  Called them gay?

• 42:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, which I respect. Somebody shit, I forget what it was. Somebody had a critique and then he took it public.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  He sent me like a long fucking paragraph. I just thought it'd be funny that he wrote all this stuff and I just wrote back, "You're gay." But the thing is, like, it just bothered me because...

• 43:04Speaker 03

  One, he was complaining that I didn't do enough time and that he thought I was headlining the show. Was it your son?

• 43:13Speaker 03

  And it's like, alright, one, I was never billed as the headliner. It was me and my buddy Rene were co-headlining.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  Which was a really cool looking tour.

• 43:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was fun. We were just out there acting buck wild, man. And two, he was saying that like Rene and that our other comedians on the show were not like worthy of performing in theaters, that they're more like club, whatever. Who the fuck's this guy? That's what I'm saying.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  Hey, you ass motherfucker?

• 43:42Speaker 03

  And he's like, you should have done more time and like all this stuff and like I just wanted to see you perform. He's like, then, he was mad because I didn't stick to my material because I did, uh, he said I did like three or four jokes and then just started doing crowd work and it's just like, what the fuck?

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Picking you apart, get off my back, buddy.

• 44:02Speaker 03

  Also hated the shirt you were wearing. He didn't like the new haircut. He's like, you need to buy a new black shirt. Your black shirt was faded. It was charcoal at the least. But it's just like, bro, like, you know. That's wild. Doing comedy like, and I know it's not a crazy long time compared to a lot of comics, but at this point I've been doing comedy like nine, 10 years. Sometimes I get a little tired of hearing my own jokes. Sometimes I just want to fuck with the audience. You're having fun? Yeah. And the audience for the most part was liking it. Like we got a lot of good reviews, like messages and comments and stuff about the shows after and uh.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  That's great though.

• 44:39Speaker 03

  Except this one guy. Yeah, dude, but it's like, how are you gonna tell me that my friends are not worthy of, not even opening the fucking show? Like he's talking about.

• 44:48Speaker 02

  That guy would have just complained about anything. That's what like we've learned too. It's just like, they're gonna say something. If it's the color of the lights, the backdrop, whatever, they're gonna say something.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. All my shows aren't gonna like be the best, but I think that show was actually really good.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  I thought I was killing.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Still fucks this guy's problem.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  All my shows.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  I did three bits and then I ripped for 25 minutes. I was cooking.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  You know, I broke my toe the night before that show and I went to the hospital in Philly. So I think that guy complained about.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  Sorry about that.

• 45:20Speaker 03

  It was my fault. I kicked my friend.

• 45:24Speaker 03

  Did you break your toe? You probably broke your toe? Nah, I mean, it's not like broken. It's like purple still, but whatever. Anyway. It sounds worse than broken. I got a purple toe. It's gonna fall off. I, I, what happened was in Philly, I kicked my friend and then he threw a knee at the same time and my toe went right into the knee. So we go to the ER in Philly at like Penn State or something. U Penn.

• 45:50Speaker 03

  No, U Penn. It was U Penn. It was, that is the worst hospital in the world. University of Pennsylvania? The best hospital in Philadelphia. You should, I swear to God. Well. It's, I'm saying that as that's how bad some of the hospitals are. It's crazy. I, I don't know how anybody survives anything in Pennsylvania because I'm not making this up. I'm not making this up. We're in the waiting room. And one of the nurses comes out to like, you know, call the next patient. And as she's calling the next patient, this one lady's complaining. She's like, please, like, I've been waiting here for a long ass time. What the hell? And the nurse looks at it and goes, shut the hell up. I was like, I'm not, my toe is gone, bro. Listen.

• 46:35Speaker 03

  Oh, you're in there with a fucking, with a boo boo on your toe? You're my dude. Buddy. Unless you've, unless you've been stabbed, you do not go to a Philadelphia emergency room. Right. So they take me to the back and the dude's like. Slap you around. I'm being such a bitch. Break your other toe? He's like, we'll check, we'll, you know, we're gonna x-ray you. And I'm like, alright. So they take me to the back and they're like, put your chest up against the thing. And I'm like, oh, but it's, it's for my toe. And the dude's like, no, it's not. Oh, what the fuck? No, it's not. It's for not having heart, you little bitch. Get the fuck back out there. Man, we were there. First thing we're gonna do is take a look at your vagina.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  We were at that fucking hospital for like five hours. Yeah, dude, you gotta be mad. Never, never. I just left. Yeah, I just, I left. I just left. And then the next day, uh, that, that next show was like in Washington. So I'm like limping on stage. And I'm supposed to do like half an hour and Renee does half an hour. And I was like, bro, I'm gonna do like 25 minutes and I'm just gonna bitch out early because I can't fucking stand up. There you go.

• 47:38H. Foley?

  It's alright.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  And this guy messages me after the show like, "You fucked it."

• 47:42H. Foley?

  The first one. You're trying to take a couple of minutes.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  I got a purple fucking toe, dropping this shit on me.

• 47:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's crazy. Well, the good news is, is that it doesn't, sometimes when you break your toe, they can't do anything for it anyway.

• 47:55Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah?

• 47:55H. Foley?

  So it don't matter, yeah.

• 47:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I ended up going to the doctor.

• 47:58Speaker 02

  That's from Dr. Foley, too, so he can take that to the bank.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  I went to the hospital like a week later, and, uh, nah, they told me it wasn't broken. They said, they said I was fine. They said, um,

• 48:10Speaker 03

  what is it? I don't know. They were like, "You're gonna be alright, just..."

• 48:13Speaker 02

  Sheesh, you be alright?

• 48:14Speaker 03

  But, but then I...

• 48:16Speaker 02

  Sheesh!

• 48:17Speaker 03

  But then they were like, uh...

• 48:19H. Foley?

  That's a Houston ER?

• 48:21Speaker 03

  But then they were like, "When..."

• 48:22Speaker 02

  Take some lean and call me in the morning.

• 48:24Speaker 03

  They were like, "When did this happen?" And I was like, "A week ago," and they were like, "Oh." They're like, "Nah, let's x-ray it." But then they're like, "Nah, it's not broken." That was good. Long story short, I was fine.

• 48:34H. Foley?

  I'll give you a little tip. Next time, if you're ever in the ER in Philadelphia, the thing you gotta do is you gotta say, "I'm, I'm, I feel like I'm gonna pass out." That's the first thing you say, no matter what it is. You say, "I think I'm gonna pass out," because they don't want the responsibility of you passing out in the, in the, in the waiting room.

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Buddy, next time I go to a fucking ER in Philly, I'm taking the gun and just be like, "I'm gonna fucking shoot myself, you don't let me in right now."

• 48:54Speaker 02

  John Q this thing.

• 48:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:56Speaker 02

  "Someone look at my boo-boo!"

• 48:58H. Foley?

  "Somebody get the splitter out of me quick, or I'm gonna kill myself."

• 49:03H. Foley?

  That's good.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  Uh, okay, uh, have you ever worn a watch that didn't work?

• 49:10H. Foley?

  For style purposes.

• 49:11Speaker 03

  So this is like classy and trashy at the same time?

• 49:14H. Foley?

  I don't think it probably is gonna be, but go ahead.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  I wore a real Rolex.

• 49:18H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 49:19Speaker 03

  But I didn't know how to set it, so the time was just off. But I'm like, "Hey, it's a Rolex, who the fuck what time it is, you know?"

• 49:24H. Foley?

  You still somebody yet?

• 49:25Speaker 02

  It's money time, bitch.

• 49:28H. Foley?

  That's what time it is in Morocco or something like that.

• 49:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh, so I was traveling, yeah. Had it on my Europe time.

• 49:33H. Foley?

  Yeah, there you go.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  The Europe time, you called it Europe time.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Forgot the sun was out.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  Uh, okay.

• 49:41H. Foley?

  Do you own a Rolex?

• 49:43Speaker 03

  I do, but my uncle gave it to me. I didn't buy it.

• 49:45H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 49:47Speaker 03

  Sometimes I wanna buy one, but I'm like, man, I don't have a, I check, I know I'm not gonna check the time on it enough to feel like it was worth the investment.

• 49:54H. Foley?

  Right.

• 49:55Speaker 03

  Like, I'm gonna pull out, I'm gonna wear it, I'm gonna still pull out my phone to check the time. So I'm like, nah, I better not.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  I, he's a, he's a watch guy. He wears watches a lot. Nice watches. I, I have one nice one, like kinda nice, I have two. One was given to me as a gift, uh, by-

• 50:08H. Foley?

  For me?

• 50:08Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:09H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, Smoking Tire.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Shout out to Matt at Smoking Tire. One of your competitive, uh, YouTube podcasters, or, uh, car podcasters. And, um, one I bought that I just, I wear it like din- if I'm going out to dinner with my wife, or like, a wedding or something, if I'm getting dressed up, only time I wear a watch.

• 50:24Speaker 03

  Nice. Did you wear it when your son was born?

• 50:26Speaker 02

  I did not.

• 50:27H. Foley?

  He didn't get dressed up.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  I would've got dressed up.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  Like I'm getting arrested?

• 50:31Speaker 03

  I wore a tuxedo to my son's birthday.

• 50:35Speaker 03

  Wait, you got, you got a Rolex?

• 50:36H. Foley?

  No.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  No?

• 50:37H. Foley?

  No.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  What do you like?

• 50:38H. Foley?

  Uh, what he says, he says nice watches. We're talking under a thousand dollars.

• 50:42Speaker 03

  A Swatch?

• 50:43H. Foley?

  Yeah. The nicest one I have, I think, is about a thousand bucks. It's a Hamilton. Which isn't a, isn't a big, I, I just like them. I like watches. But I have, I haven't, um-

• 50:53Speaker 03

  I'm trying to get more into watches.

• 50:54H. Foley?

  Yeah. I wouldn't buy a Rolex or anything like that now.

• 50:57Speaker 03

  They're crazy. They're crazy expensive.

• 50:59H. Foley?

  Yeah. I, I keep, I keep-

• 51:01Speaker 03

  And, and I know this is like sleazy, but I just think to myself, like, if I wore this watch at a nightclub-

• 51:07Speaker 02

  You'd get robbed.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  Would a woman-

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 51:10Speaker 03

  Like, notice it, that it's nice or not?

• 51:12H. Foley?

  A little bit. They're get- yeah, a Rolex, yeah. But I think they're getting, they're getting watered down a little bit, wouldn't you say?

• 51:17Speaker 03

  I feel like it has to be a little shiny. Like, but then they don't really make a whole lot of Rolexes with diamonds, and if they do, they're crazy expensive. Yeah. It's too much. It's too much.

• 51:27H. Foley?

  You need a paddock is what you need. You wanna, you wanna get some checks.

• 51:30Speaker 03

  What I need is like a, just a giant chain. Like, I have one, but I need a, like a ridiculously, like, I, like, I spent a million dollars on something, but I need to make like thirty million to justify it. So if anybody-

• 51:43Speaker 02

  Well, seven tour dates will get you there.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  No, my YouTube channel will subscribe to Formula Bean, so I can make thirty million dollars.

• 51:53H. Foley?

  I heard most of the time those guys wear that stuff, it's all fake, in case they get robbed. That's what we should be doing, we should start wearing fake shit.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  I know.

• 52:00H. Foley?

  They don't know the fucking difference.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  One of my buddies, um...

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Mexican OT.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  Nah, nah, nah.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  Vegas fan, I love that guy. That guy's fucking, he's in the, he's in the ring with the bulls and shit.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  That guy has to be wearing real jewelry. I've seen his jewelry. He's so like, I think, I don't know if it's like to show the jewelry off or he just thinks it's funny, but like, we'll, we'll be sitting there, and it's like some duck, duck goose, like he'll just walk up to somebody randomly and put his jewelry on them. And that person would just wear it, like, whatever the fuck.

• 52:28Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 52:29Speaker 03

  My buddy Jaime will start impersonating OT when he has it, but I don't know, it's funny. But yeah, my drug dealer friend.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  Gary.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  His name rhymes with, uh...

• 52:43Speaker 03

  He, he told me he would wear, uh, nah, he's, he's in jail. He told me he would wear fake jewelry to the club because he was just always like being looked at by like other dudes.

• 52:53H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, fake gold, fake diamonds, all that stuff. He said he has like real jewelry, but he would never wear it out to like bars.

• 52:59H. Foley?

  And then what happens?

• 52:59Speaker 02

  But then you get robbed for the fake stuff and then it's like all for naught.

• 53:02H. Foley?

  No, here's the thing. I'd say you're, say you're with a lady, alright, you got the fake stuff on, you're looking cool, did some bottle service maybe. Had a nice dinner, some coconut shrimp, whatever.

• 53:13Speaker 02

  I don't think people are putting their fucking million dollar chain on going to get coconut shrimp and then going to the club.

• 53:19H. Foley?

  You don't have the million dollar stuff when you got the fake stuff on.

• 53:21Speaker 03

  Fucking wearing million dollar stuff to Chili's.

• 53:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, what the fuck? Do the two for twenty deal.

• 53:28H. Foley?

  Still with a coupon. So then you come out of the club, you, you...

• 53:32Speaker 02

  That's just what you do.

• 53:32H. Foley?

  That's what happens. You come out of the club, you got like five girls with you. Alright, you got all, you got all the jewelry on, all of a sudden they roll up on you. The ops.

• 53:40Speaker 02

  The ops.

• 53:41H. Foley?

  Come get you.

• 53:41Speaker 02

  Got them going crazy.

• 53:42H. Foley?

  They come get you, and you're just casually, yeah, man, don't worry about it. You just take it off real smooth.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  He looks so cool in front of the girls, you know.

• 53:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then don't you get bitched out in front of the girls?

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 53:52H. Foley?

  Why you get bitched out in front of the girls?

• 53:53Speaker 03

  You, you, well, you gotta...

• 53:54Speaker 02

  What do you mean? You just got, you just got fucking robbed.

• 53:56H. Foley?

  So what?

• 53:57Speaker 03

  What are the girls gonna get after you?

• 53:58H. Foley?

  Why'd you give them your chain?

• 53:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're gonna go blow those guys. They got the chains under the top.

• 54:03H. Foley?

  No, he, you're gonna be calm, be like, listen, it wasn't worth it, I wanted to make sure you ladies were safe, it's only money, it doesn't matter. What's, what's five million?

• 54:11Speaker 03

  He's a pimp, you see that?

• 54:13Speaker 02

  What's five million?

• 54:14Speaker 03

  That was so cool.

• 54:14H. Foley?

  That's how much jewelry they had on.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  That's how much jewelry they had on.

• 54:16H. Foley?

  Then you get home and you, and you get to make out with all of them because they think that, that you saved your life.

• 54:20Speaker 03

  This is how you do it.

• 54:23H. Foley?

  I'll show you that later. I gotta walk you through this one.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  After Ralph leaves.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  The real player move is like while he's getting robbed, while he's handing the change. And when you gotta listen to see if one of the girls like screams or does anything, you go, hey, hey, it's gonna be alright.

• 54:36Speaker 02

  That's pretty good. That just made me feel safe.

• 54:38H. Foley?

  It's only money, don't worry about it.

• 54:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:40H. Foley?

  As they know you're outnumbered, it's not like it's one on one.

• 54:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:44H. Foley?

  I'm talking they pulled up heavy.

• 54:46Speaker 03

  And then on the ride home, you say something, they're like, oh my god, your jewelry. You're like, I'll buy more.

• 54:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, buy more.

• 54:52Speaker 02

  Man, I'm trying to find some holes in that story.

• 54:55H. Foley?

  Right?

• 54:56Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 54:57H. Foley?

  And then the dudes are getting back to the house, be like, fuck! This is all shit.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  And we got no bitches.

• 55:03H. Foley?

  And we got no bitches.

• 55:06Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, I'm back at the house getting my dick wet, tummy full of mozzarella sticks.

• 55:10H. Foley?

  Knee deep in it. And I got more fake shit at the house.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  If I had real jewelry and I was getting robbed, I would freak out.

• 55:17H. Foley?

  I'd freak out.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  I'd start throwing up my coconut shrimp all over the damn place.

• 55:20H. Foley?

  Wah! Come on, man, I just bought this! Yeah, fuck that.

• 55:25Speaker 03

  Be doing the bottom lifting, the...

• 55:28Speaker 03

  You know, you're all scared.

• 55:30H. Foley?

  See, then you're not getting any pussy.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:32H. Foley?

  You start to go...

• 55:34Speaker 03

  Learn a few things.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  Trust me, I've been there. Learn a few things.

• 55:37H. Foley?

  Sit down, young man. That hair's gonna grow back in eventually.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  My boy's an engineer, he'll fix that hair for you.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  Dude, you gotta...

• 55:46Speaker 02

  I'm not happy about it. I'm not, listen, I'm not happy about it.

• 55:49Speaker 03

  Here's the thing, they have clippers.

• 55:50Speaker 02

  Not on me.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Man, I should have brought my backpack. I have like the edgers, at least I could have knocked off those. He... It's real easy, you just got, when you get home...

• 55:59Speaker 02

  He was on perks and he had a rusty, he had a rusty, a rusty razor.

• 56:02H. Foley?

  You have a couple of Lucy's floating around in the back there?

• 56:04Speaker 02

  Probably. Dude, this happened last night. I went home and I'm here.

• 56:09Speaker 03

  Look, respectfully, just sit, sit still.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  You touch my neck, I'm gonna kiss you.

• 56:13H. Foley?

  What, are you gonna pull it?

• 56:14Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not gonna touch your neck. I'm just gonna show you the problem with your neck.

• 56:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:24H. Foley?

  Ah shit.

• 56:26Speaker 03

  You have a landing strip.

• 56:27H. Foley?

  Man, I can't be out in the fucking club with you like this.

• 56:31H. Foley?

  Paying enough if I got fake jewelry on.

• 56:33Speaker 02

  Be getting rolled on. No bitches.

• 56:36Speaker 03

  Nah, girls dig it. They like rub it.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  Kippee's hair is fucking up my game.

• 56:41Speaker 02

  Scaring away all the broads.

• 56:43Speaker 03

  Why do you have a landing strip back there?

• 56:46H. Foley?

  Ew.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  Man, this guy fucked me up, dude.

• 56:48H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  Nah, bro.

• 56:49H. Foley?

  I didn't realize it.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  This is what happens. You have a kid and you just stop caring. Like, I don't have the energy to care.

• 56:54H. Foley?

  That's a dad cut.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a dad cut. It's a dad cut, dude.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  I don't even fucking get haircuts no more.

• 57:01H. Foley?

  He's touching his coiffure there all purpose.

• 57:03Speaker 03

  I put, uh, bro, my hair doesn't go back easily. This is like a gallon of hair gel. And a lot of...

• 57:09Speaker 02

  What's it do normally? Just fall forward like?

• 57:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like...

• 57:13Speaker 02

  That's gotta, that's pretty, because your hair's pretty long.

• 57:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:17H. Foley?

  You can train it to do that. You go to the shower every night, brush it back like a hundred times.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 57:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  I don't have the patience for that.

• 57:23H. Foley?

  Sure you do. It takes two minutes.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  Uh, no.

• 57:26H. Foley?

  Hey, you wanna make it in Hollywood? I gotta fucking straighten the two of you out.

• 57:30Speaker 03

  Hollywood, I got a YouTube channel now, baby. I don't need...

• 57:33Speaker 02

  Independent artist.

• 57:34H. Foley?

  300K off the rip. What, what did he have before that?

• 57:39Speaker 02

  380K. Ralph lost, Ralph lost him 80,000 subs.

• 57:46H. Foley?

  This guy was talking about rockets and shit.

• 57:49Speaker 03

  True, yeah. Uh, nah, I think, I think he was already close to that. Whatever we have.

• 57:55H. Foley?

  Put him over the top.

• 57:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:59Speaker 02

  Uh, man, alright, I got, we got two, we got two car-related questions here for you. And then we, uh, we gotta wrap it up. Is, um, have any of your cars, I've seen it too, uh, where the driver's side window doesn't work, and you're at the drive-thru, have you ever had to like, open the door or go through the, the back window?

• 58:17Speaker 03

  Um, back... Back in the day, yeah, I had that problem a lot. And then I realized that changing out like the the window motor, or like the regulator is like, super easy. So I don't have that.

• 58:29H. Foley?

  You can do that?

• 58:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:31H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 58:32Speaker 03

  It's so simple. But what I do have a problem with is um, my 1990 Nissan Skyline R32 is one of like in my top three favorites.

• 58:41Speaker 02

  Sounds like a calculator.

• 58:42Speaker 03

  It's on the other, the driver, the steering wheel is on the right side.

• 58:46Speaker 02

  What?

• 58:47H. Foley?

  Why?

• 58:48Speaker 03

  Um.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  It's Japanese?

• 58:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:50H. Foley?

  Japanese drive on the other side of the road too?

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:53H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're doing crazy stuff out there.

• 58:54H. Foley?

  Probably straighten them out.

• 58:57H. Foley?

  Really?

• 58:57Speaker 02

  They fell in line.

• 58:58H. Foley?

  That's a fucking slap in the face.

• 59:00Speaker 02

  No way.

• 59:00H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  My, my, so if I go to buy anything from the drive-through, I make sure my son comes with me so that.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  Well, you'll take that in the drive-through?

• 59:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  That's gonna fuck someone up.

• 59:10H. Foley?

  You ever get pulled over just for that?

• 59:11Speaker 03

  I drive that one more often than the other cars, actually.

• 59:13H. Foley?

  You ever get pulled over just for that? If I was a cop, I'd pull you over if I saw the wheel on the wrong side.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:18H. Foley?

  Just, just for, just for like, it's going in here. What the fuck you think this is?

• 59:21Speaker 02

  What year do you think it is, dude?

• 59:23Speaker 03

  You ain't from around here, is your boy?

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Hello?

• 59:26Speaker 03

  Now, but my son will pay for the food and like, collect the.

• 59:30H. Foley?

  That's pretty cute, I like that.

• 59:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:33H. Foley?

  Damn, it's on the other side.

• 59:35Speaker 03

  I love that car.

• 59:37H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 59:37Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, this one's from Tootie and the Blowfish. How long is too long to ride around? If you get a new car, now you're, obviously you're well-versed in, uh, you know, 1990's beaters for some reason, that's, that's what you like. But how long is too long to keep the new, the sales sticker on the window of the car?

• 59:54Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 59:55H. Foley?

  Wait.

• 59:55Speaker 02

  Like, you know how they have it in the back where it's like, it's 27 miles, it'll be on the back? Passenger window.

• 1:00:01H. Foley?

  Not the thing on the, in the window.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  Dude, I've never, who's doing this?

• 1:00:04H. Foley?

  Yeah, you take, that's not like a sticker on a hat.

• 1:00:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:07H. Foley?

  Get that shit off.

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I tell the.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  That's not my question, what the fuck?

• 1:00:11Speaker 03

  Oh, and I bought my car at the.

• 1:00:12H. Foley?

  I don't know why you've been taking it this.

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  Who?

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  Buddy, I wanna know, I wanna meet this guy. I've never heard of anybody doing that.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  I mean, who knows? You guys are out in the club with fake drawers. This guy's at least got a new fucking car. He's gotta flash that.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  I gotta learn from this guy.

• 1:00:27H. Foley?

  If it's a used car and it says like 2,700 and like the bubble letter stickers?

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  You add a 1 in front of that. Flex hard. That's how you do it. Juice up the bright.

• 1:00:37H. Foley?

  The fake jewelry?

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  If I, look, if I had known to keep-

• 1:00:40Speaker 02

  A million dollar Toyota?

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  If I had known to keep the damn sticker on the car thing, I would've done that to my car. How long is too long? I don't think there is a too long.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  See? He's coming around though.

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  As long as the car's washed. Keep that thing on there. Let everybody know you just fucking bought a new car.

• 1:00:56H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  It'll be five years old. Keep it new.

• 1:00:59H. Foley?

  I still have the dealer thing on the, was my license plate, cuz my license plate hasn't come yet. It's been like 70 days. It's almost 60.

• 1:01:09Speaker 03

  I thought you were gonna say it's been like seven years.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  Still waiting.

• 1:01:12H. Foley?

  Brand new!

• 1:01:16H. Foley?

  Aw, man.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, that's it. And then have you, do any of your cars not have a radio that you would use a Bluetooth speaker in? To play music?

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, like half of them.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  I bought a, man, I love this car, but it has no radio, it has no speedometer. I don't know how fast I'm going. Thankfully, the, the only one that really matters to me is the, the gauge that shows you the temperature.

• 1:01:41H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  So it just, I know I'm not-

• 1:01:43H. Foley?

  Not gonna blow up.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  Blow up, yeah. I bought a 1973 Plymouth Barracuda. And they wrecked into the dude's, uh, front end. Shout out to Krusty Classics Garage, that guy. Shout out. That guy has a cool channel. He, uh, does a lot of work from home, but...

• 1:02:02Speaker 03

  He, he has a place he goes to work too, alright?

• 1:02:06H. Foley?

  I just wanna know, where are you driving the car? Where, where do you drive a car like that? Just, you're just taking it out on a Sunday?

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll go wherever. Go to Walmart and stuff. But I drove it home. He changed out the suspension for like a more modern day, something stiffer, you know, and he put an LS in it, so it can, it can get up a little bit, it's not too fast. I'm driving it home, it's like, I bought it from him, it's like two hours from where I live. And I get on the highway, I'm like in the last 20 minutes of the drive, and this fucking Camry's going nuts. So I'm like, bro, I gotta show this guy up. I got like, I think it'd be kinda fun for this guy to see this car.

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  To smoke.

• 1:02:43Speaker 03

  Doesn't look fast, and then like, you know, it has a power.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  That's a thing with guys in fast car, that they don't look fast, right?

• 1:02:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, like this car.

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  It's like to have a fast car that doesn't appear to be fast.

• 1:02:52Speaker 03

  This car is pretty beat up, but mechanically, it's very sound, but I mean, suspension wise, like I almost cried, I almost fucking spun out, cause I'm going like a hundred something, I'm assuming, I don't know, there's no.

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  I was doing 95 degrees at the time.

• 1:03:09Speaker 03

  And it started to get kinda scary, like even though it had like a, like a modern day suspension, I think it was like a Q A one, I don't know, but it was still like, oh shit, like the front end was so light, I guess it couldn't really handle like that, I don't know.

• 1:03:21Speaker 02

  That torque.

• 1:03:23Speaker 03

  Maybe.

• 1:03:24H. Foley?

  That's something always in the back of your head when you're out driving around, if someone isn't in like that kinda car, that looks like they wanna fuck around. There's that little friendly tension of, you wanna see what's up, do you wanna see what's up?

• 1:03:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, like especially if it's something that looks slow.

• 1:03:40H. Foley?

  Do you always bite? Or do you ever, are you ever just like, nah, nah, nah, it's a nice car though.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  If my son's with me, I won't do that, you know what I mean, but other than that, yeah, fuck it, why not?

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  Show that, show that fucking Ultima, who's boss?

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love my, like, that's why I love my Chevy SS, it looks like a fucking Malibu, it looks like a mom car, you know? But it's, it's pretty fucking strong, and so a lot of times when we're just driving and I'm not flooring it, you can't even hear it, cause you're on the highway. So somebody might be like hauling ass, and they're not like calling me out or nothing, but I'm like, well, I should just fucking.

• 1:04:10H. Foley?

  So they kinda get close to you and you.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll start fucking with them, and if they take the bait, then it's cool to like see them, that face like, what the fuck, like that thing's keeping up.

• 1:04:19H. Foley?

  That old lady's killing it.

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  I love those moments.

• 1:04:23Speaker 02

  Ah, alright.

• 1:04:24H. Foley?

  Ralph Barbosa, ladies and gentlemen.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:26H. Foley?

  Brand new special out on Hulu, Planet Bosa.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  Did not redeem himself.

• 1:04:31H. Foley?

  Did not.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  For those of you wondering why I called it Planet Bosa, it's kinda like a Dragon Ball Z reference. They got, all the sayings come from Planet Vegeta. So I just, I don't know, I thought it sounded cool.

• 1:04:44H. Foley?

  I like you, cause I feel like you do your own thing and you're in your own world and...

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:48H. Foley?

  We love it.

• 1:04:48Speaker 03

  It's all about me anyway. Not a whole lot of observation, no humor.

• 1:04:54H. Foley?

  Planet Bosa out on Hulu right now, do yourself a favor, gang, check it out. Ralph, we love you very much, thank you so much for coming in. Still trash?

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  Yes, very much, I think he made it worse somehow.

• 1:05:04H. Foley?

  Check out the tour dates, he said he's on tour this fall, go see him, you got seven chances.

• 1:05:08Speaker 03

  Budweiser, give me money.

• 1:05:10H. Foley?

  I drank this whole thing. Kippee, what do you got for him?

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  Uh, guys, our tour starts up at, uh, in September, get them tickets, areyougarbage.com, we love yous.

• 1:05:18H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you, we'll see you next week.

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  Peace.