863. Andy & DJ CTI: Countries Hit By Trump Tariff Seek Negotiations, Jasmine Crockett Says “Black” As Qualification For Job & Women’s Fencer Takes A Knee In Protest To Face Trans Opponent

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss global leaders reacting to Trump's “Liberation Day”tariffs with disappointment, threats and calls for negotiation, Rep. Jasmine Crockett setting off social media after touting “being black” as qualification for public defender job, and women’s fencer Stephanie Turner refusing a match against a transgender opponent at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:17Speaker 00

  He's definitely on the scooter.

• 0:19Andy Frisella?

  Huh?

• 0:19Speaker 00

  He's on the scooters.

• 0:20Andy Frisella?

  For sure.

• 0:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, whatever.

• 0:23Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 0:25Andy Frisella?

  Well, let's just start.

• 0:26Speaker 00

  I said he had a moose knuckle.

• 0:29Andy Frisella?

  He did have, he did have a moose knuckle.

• 0:31Speaker 00

  He did have a nice moose knuckle.

• 0:32Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so we just start? Without the intro?

• 0:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 0:36Andy Frisella?

  We start with the moose knuckle?

• 0:38Speaker 00

  Moose knuckles, man.

• 0:40Andy Frisella?

  All right, everybody, here we are.

• 0:43Andy Frisella?

  Lucky you. Talk about moose knuckles.

• 0:47Speaker 00

  Hey, man.

• 0:48Andy Frisella?

  All right, don't forget to share the show. Don't be a hoe.

• 0:52Speaker 00

  Share the show.

• 0:52Andy Frisella?

  All right, what's up, man?

• 0:53Speaker 00

  Hi, how's it going?

• 0:54Andy Frisella?

  Good.

• 0:55Speaker 00

  Um, so, you know, this is real AF.

• 0:58Andy Frisella?

  I think so.

• 0:59Speaker 00

  Balls and strikes.

• 1:01Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 1:01Speaker 00

  Call it how we see it.

• 1:02Andy Frisella?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04Speaker 00

  We have been, uh...

• 1:07Speaker 00

  bamboozled.

• 1:08Andy Frisella?

  Oh, really?

• 1:09Speaker 00

  We have been bamboozled.

• 1:10Andy Frisella?

  By what?

• 1:11Speaker 00

  And, um, calling balls and strikes. We gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we have to, uh, address this.

• 1:17Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 1:18Speaker 00

  Okay. Um... So yesterday, we had a story, uh, we brought in about the dad down in Georgia. Right?

• 1:26Andy Frisella?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:26Speaker 00

  Uh-huh. And, um, you know...

• 1:29Andy Frisella?

  Oh, so it wasn't as innocent as what it seems. I already know the end of this story, man.

• 1:38Andy Frisella?

  I already know.

• 1:39Speaker 00

  You know, and...

• 1:39Andy Frisella?

  We already know. I wasn't doing nothing!

• 1:43Speaker 00

  Wait, wait.

• 1:43Andy Frisella?

  Right?

• 1:46Speaker 00

  Wasn't even my pants. Um, you know, and AB put together that little GoFundMe, right?

• 1:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:53Speaker 00

  By the way, at the time of the recording, I just checked it, it said 80 grand.

• 1:56Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 1:57Speaker 00

  Um, 30, 30,000 over the original goal. Um, hmm, Chris Lewis.

• 2:04Speaker 00

  So.

• 2:05Andy Frisella?

  We gotta put some shame on Chris Lewis today. Shame on Chris.

• 2:09Speaker 00

  Well, so.

• 2:11Andy Frisella?

  Where are we going with this?

• 2:12Speaker 00

  So a tweet came out and I did my backend verification on this and they're still.

• 2:17Andy Frisella?

  You like to verify the backend.

• 2:18Speaker 00

  I do. Listen, it's important to verify the backend. Make sure that the backend's right. You know what I'm saying? And like, that's all that's back there.

• 2:25Andy Frisella?

  Very, very important.

• 2:26Speaker 00

  The backend, you know what I'm saying?

• 2:27Andy Frisella?

  Make sure there's not nothing in the front there, you know?

• 2:31Andy Frisella?

  You never know these days.

• 2:33Speaker 00

  Ask but verify. Trust but verify.

• 2:35Andy Frisella?

  That's right.

• 2:36Speaker 00

  It's 2025.

• 2:37Andy Frisella?

  Could be one of them lady weeners.

• 2:44Andy Frisella?

  Sneak up on you.

• 2:45Speaker 00

  Oh man, so I had to, I had to verify the backend here. And you know, listen, still, still innocent are proven guilty in the court of law, right? Uh, but apparently Augusta police say the dad who left his three kids at McDonald's wasn't on a job interview at all. Um, left his kids alone for an hour and a half. Mom got called to the restaurant too. Wasn't happy. Full report has been sent to me. So this is a guy named Clay Travis, who is alleging that he has a full report that was released to him by the Richmond County Sheriff's Office. Um, I mean, it goes in depth. We ain't gotta read it all. It's three pages. Um, but they, you know, did I see something about delivering a backpack? Delivering a backpack.

• 3:28Andy Frisella?

  Of full of what? To where?

• 3:31Speaker 00

  I still had the backpack on him.

• 3:33Andy Frisella?

  Oh.

• 3:34Speaker 00

  Now.

• 3:36Speaker 00

  And I, and listen, law enforcement in this situation, it was a very thorough investigation, actually. Like, I mean, they went like to the place where he said he was doing the interview. They contacted that person, checked the camera footage. It was days before when the actual interview happened. Um, but they concluded in this email here. Based on the video evidence and the timeline provided by all parties involved, it was determined that Mr. Lewis was not engaged in a job interview or application process during the time the children were left unattended. Furthermore, by his own admission, he was walking between McDonald's and the Hendrix apartments on foot during that period. The distance between

• 4:16Speaker 00

  these two locations is approximately .4 miles. Given the facts and timeline established through BWC footage, witness statements and follow-up investigation, it was determined that a misdemeanor charge of deprivation of a minor was appropriate to ensure the welfare of the children and facilitate a review of the matter by the court. This charge ensures that all parties have an opportunity to appear before a judge to determine if the children are receiving appropriate care. Full incident report to follow. But I mean, they, they went, they went all over. I mean, they went all over. They went to the place. I mean, they got him on footage. He was not at a job interview. I don't know what he was doing.

• 4:57Andy Frisella?

  It says in there that they interviewed, go back. They interviewed the 10-year-old kid. Go back, back, couple slides back. Victim number one.

• 5:09Speaker 00

  10-year-old child stated that she.

• 5:12Andy Frisella?

  She further stated that her father left to deliver a backpack to the Hendrix apartments and told her he would return shortly. What does that, what does that, what's that sound like? Oh, victim witnesses, number one and two, both reported at arriving at the restaurant at a pro, that's, I mean, that's a very loose term of restaurant, at approximately 16:30.

• 5:40Speaker 00

  4:30 PM.

• 5:41Andy Frisella?

  And observing the children there without adult supervision. They recalled that the father was on the phone with someone and overheard saying he needed to drop something off.

• 5:58Andy Frisella?

  I mean, technically, he was working his job. Sounds like.

• 6:05Speaker 00

  Might be already gainfully employed.

• 6:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it sounds like it. I mean, look, it sounds like he's doing, you know, some sort of Uber deliveries, you know?

• 6:15Speaker 00

  DoorDash.

• 6:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Weed dash.

• 6:20Speaker 00

  Cana dash.

• 6:21Andy Frisella?

  Drug dash.

• 6:26Speaker 00

  Alright, so I mean, just an update, you know what I'm saying?

• 6:30Andy Frisella?

  Hey man, you know what? I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, bro.

• 6:33Speaker 00

  That's all it was.

• 6:34Andy Frisella?

  Shame on you, Chris.

• 6:35Speaker 00

  Yep, fooled me once.

• 6:37Andy Frisella?

  Fool me never again.

• 6:38Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 6:39Andy Frisella?

  Once you go yellow, you always go back to black. What? Well, I knew a guy used to say that.

• 6:47Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 6:48Andy Frisella?

  I, I knew an Asian guy used to say that. I just thought I would throw it in there.

• 6:51Speaker 00

  Oh, once you go, oh, yeah, once you go yellow, you always go back to black. Yeah, I mean, I get it.

• 6:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 6:57Speaker 00

  Um, AB also had an update, uh, something to say on this, uh, you know, with all these updates now. He also tweeted this out again, saying, spoke to his girlfriend this morning. She said he was at a job interview and that they, uh, they have been homeless since November, but, uh, he's saying that no funds will be sent to family till story is verified. If can't verify story, I will have GoFundMe refund the money to everyone who has given things.

• 7:21Andy Frisella?

  It's the best way to handle it.

• 7:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's, I mean, classy way to handle it. You know, you want to have a good heart, man. But listen, there's fucked up people out there. There are. And, um,

• 7:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 7:32Speaker 00

  Chris, do better.

• 7:35Andy Frisella?

  Do better.

• 7:36Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:38Andy Frisella?

  That's what my buddy Joey Swol likes to say on the internet.

• 7:40Speaker 00

  Do better.

• 7:41Andy Frisella?

  Do better.

• 7:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:42Andy Frisella?

  You need, he says it like this. You need to do better.

• 7:48Andy Frisella?

  He, he's right.

• 7:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's right. Chris should be listening, man.

• 7:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 7:52Speaker 00

  So we'll see, man. We'll keep you guys updated. But it is cruisy internet.

• 7:56Andy Frisella?

  It is.

• 7:57Speaker 00

  So let's do some more cruising.

• 7:58Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 7:59Speaker 00

  We got a plethora of headlines for you guys.

• 8:01Andy Frisella?

  Indeed.

• 8:02Speaker 00

  And indeed, yeah. Um, and if you guys want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfacella.com. You guys can find them linked there.

• 8:11Andy Frisella?

  Buy some shit too.

• 8:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:13Andy Frisella?

  You're saying.

• 8:14Speaker 00

  I mean, I popped open the screaming free.

• 8:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, buy, buy some energy drinks. Some protein sticks.

• 8:19Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Those meat sticks.

• 8:21Andy Frisella?

  Get yoked.

• 8:22Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 8:22Andy Frisella?

  Join the revolution.

• 8:24Speaker 00

  Punch a hole in a drywall.

• 8:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, what difference does it make?

• 8:29Andy Frisella?

  Just go fucking crazy.

• 8:30Speaker 00

  And then you'll have enough energy to patch it.

• 8:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. You'll learn a new skill. That's what we always talk about. Sometimes you gotta break shit on purpose just to figure out how to fix it.

• 8:39Speaker 00

  It is what it is, man. It's what it is. Well, let's get into our cruise, man. We got some hell of a headlines. Uh tariffs, little update. Like I said, we had a show just yesterday covering uh some of this, but um update. Apparently we're getting some people that are starting to buck the whip now when it comes to this economic situation in the country. Uh some countries targeted by Trump tariffs seek negotiations. China says no winners in trade war.

• 9:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well, they've been winning.

• 9:05Speaker 00

  They've been killing it.

• 9:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 9:07Speaker 00

  They've been, they've been crushing it. So somebody's been fucking winning.

• 9:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 9:11Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? Um but uh but yeah, world leaders across the globe are reacting to President Donald Trump's Liberation Day tariff announcements. Uh with some expressing disappointment and others making threats. On Wednesday, the president announced a baseline tariff of 10% on imports. In addition to reciprocal tariffs based on what each nation imposes on US goods. Trump believes uh these tariffs will incentivize foreign investment in the US and spur domestic growth. Um now, a lot of people, like I said, some people are kind of pissed off. Other people wanna wanna, you know, now they're calling for meetings and sit downs to try to fix this after they've been leeching off the fucking American people for the last god knows how long.

• 9:53Speaker 00

  Um European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen um called the tariffs a quote, "major blow to the world economy." Uh von der Leyen said in a statement that there would be quote unquote "countermeasures", though she did not specify what they would entail. Meanwhile, China's Foreign Ministry said that quote, "there are no winners in trade wars and tariff wars," according to the AP. Um uh we got Mike Pence because you know, here's the other thing. Talk about stuff getting more expensive for American people, right? How much more, right? If that is the route that we go and things just do, you know, get more expensive and and the countries don't just, you know, take the tariffs away, right? Um this headline reads, "The eye-popping amount Trump's terrorists will cause each American family revealed."

• 10:37Speaker 00

  Uh now this, full disclosure, this is from Mike Pence. Okay.

• 10:42Andy Frisella?

  Who loves Trump clearly.

• 10:43Speaker 00

  Fucking loves this guy.

• 10:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 10:44Speaker 00

  Right. Definitely a patriot, American first guy.

• 10:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, definitely. He'll give you an unbiased account on of Trump.

• 10:51Speaker 00

  For sure.

• 10:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 10:52Speaker 00

  Um, but yeah, the group founded by former Vice President Mike Pence estimates the plan will cost American families more than thirty five hundred a year. That's the rough estimates. Um, the analysis noted the price tag would easily erase three years' worth of pay raises for most families. Um, it also found that major purchases such as a new home or car could cost families seven thousand dollars or more.

• 11:13Andy Frisella?

  Oh, you mean like, you mean, you mean seven thousand more instead of the double that was created by all the money that they printed in the last four years?

• 11:20Speaker 00

  That's what I'm saying. I was like, what's the difference between like?

• 11:23Andy Frisella?

  I mean, it's, look, it's not good that anything goes up, but that's a ridiculous argument coming from what we just went through.

• 11:30Speaker 00

  Coming from a ridiculous man.

• 11:32Andy Frisella?

  I agree.

• 11:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, some of the tariffs to put in. Now, it's also important to, to, to note here, too. These reciprocal tariffs, there, it's a discounted reciprocal tariff, right? And it's literally just put in to actually balance out the effect of, because, you know, we still tariff some of their other shit anyway. So it, it kind of balances everything out, but, um, Trump had a nice chart that came out and displayed to everybody. These are, this is just one little screen grab of it, but, uh, like, you know, all in all, uh, sixty seven percent is what China charges the United States. So we hit them back with thirty four percent to balance out.

• 12:06Andy Frisella?

  Why? Why would they get, why do they get thirty four if we get sixty seven?

• 12:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't, I think, I think the, the asterisk says it includes, uh, currency manipulation and trade barriers. I mean, there's other numbers that goes into that. That's what I'm saying from what I was able to understand. It's basically like that is the equal amount. Once you balance everything out is what it comes up to. Some countries, though, they are like legitimate equal to equal. Um, and, uh, yeah, I mean, it's interesting. Like the UK is ten percent, so we charge them ten percent. Um, I think at Brazil, ten percent to ten percent, right? So, I mean, you got that, like I said, some countries are still, you know, they have pulled out and turned off all of their tariffs on the United States. Um, Israel being one of them.

• 12:50Andy Frisella?

  I think that's. I think that thirty-four percent to sixty-seven percent for China is taking into account that we consume so much Chinese goods that if we raise it the same amount, it would be unaffordable.

• 13:04Speaker 00

  Well, that's because we don't have the infrastructure set up.

• 13:06Andy Frisella?

  To support, that's correct.

• 13:07Speaker 00

  Right, and I think that's, yeah, that's the key, man. It's like, we can't just fucking cut everybody off. We don't have nothing set up yet.

• 13:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 13:13Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? But like, let's get our shit set up. Yeah, cut everybody the fuck off.

• 13:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 13:17Speaker 00

  Fuck them. It is, it is what it is, man. Um, I also saw this. I wanted to address this down, uh, because I saw some comments. People talking about, oh, you know, Japan, you know, they do that because, you know, we get all their rice. We don't produce rice here in the United States. Uh, fun fact for you guys. Do a little research. Japan's not even in the top five for rice production, just to be clear. Okay. China, India, Malaysia, Indonesia. Japan doesn't even crack top five. They actually buy more rice and they import that shit into Japan and then send that shit to us. Just to be very, very clear here. Okay. We have been getting bamboozled and fucked.

• 13:53Andy Frisella?

  Not only that, dude, a lot of people won't, they won't allow our food to go over there because it's so chemically altered.

• 13:59Speaker 00

  One hundred percent, which is a whole nother piece of the fucking equation, too.

• 14:04Andy Frisella?

  A lot of countries won't even take our food that we grow because of how we grow it.

• 14:10Speaker 00

  Yeah. So I mean, it's that, that, you know, just a little fun fact for you there. Um, in other news, got a little last little, uh, little change up here. Now, this one kinda shocked me a little bit. Did you see that, um, Eric Adams, Mayor Adams, he's dropping out of the Democratic primary?

• 14:27Speaker 00

  And he's gonna be running as an independent. He's completely left the Democrat Party.

• 14:30Andy Frisella?

  I'm not surprised by that.

• 14:32Speaker 00

  I'm, I'm not. I'm, but I will say honestly, I didn't, I didn't see independent. I actually thought he was just running as a fucking Republican, bro. I really did.

• 14:39Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, that's what, that's what that means.

• 14:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:42Andy Frisella?

  I mean, what that means is I'm gonna run as a Republican and I don't wanna lose everybody that I had.

• 14:47Speaker 00

  You're out the closet, but you're not like.

• 14:49Andy Frisella?

  But I'm still gonna suck a dick once in a while.

• 14:52Speaker 00

  No, no, no, hold on.

• 14:54Andy Frisella?

  The other way around.

• 14:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, right, right, right, right. Yeah, he's in the closet.

• 14:58Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 15:00Andy Frisella?

  I don't know.

• 15:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's still gonna get glizzied every now and then.

• 15:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I just wanna talk about the glizzies.

• 15:06Andy Frisella?

  I just want to throw that in there.

• 15:09Andy Frisella?

  It wouldn't be a proper show if we didn't.

• 15:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, gotta have whizies, bro. You gotta have them. But, uh, but yeah, so Eric Adams announced Thursday, he will, uh, that he will not seek the Democratic nomination for mayor, instead pushing all his chips in on a long shot run as an independent candidate. His honor dropped the bombshell news in a campaign video announcement just one day after a federal judge killed his corruption case for good. Quote, "More than 25,000 New Yorkers signed my Democratic primary petition, but the dismissal of the bogus case against me dragged on too long, making it impossible to mount a primary campaign while these false accusations were held over me," Adams said in a six-minute spiel. Quote, "But I'm not a quitter, I'm a New Yorker," he continued. "And that's why today, although I am still a Democrat, I'm announcing that I will forego

• 15:56Speaker 00

  the Democratic primary for mayor and appeal directly to all New Yorkers as an independent candidate for the general election." Um, so, yeah, I mean, we'll see. It'll be interesting, man. Um, we'll see what happens. Yeah, we shall see what happens. But yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Uh, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Uh, with that being said, let's go check out some of these comments. Yeah, cruise the comments, guys. Uh, this first one comes from at

• 16:28Speaker 00

  Mooley Sherpippin. Mooley, Mooley Sh- Andy said, "Put it in."

• 16:35Andy Frisella?

  That's correct.

• 16:38Andy Frisella?

  That's correct.

• 16:39Speaker 00

  It was you. Yeah.

• 16:39Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it was me.

• 16:40Speaker 00

  It was, I think you sent me a couple more, but I don't think- That's a good guess, buddy. I don't think I got them in time. Um, yeah. Put it in.

• 16:49Andy Frisella?

  Moolish Areppin.

• 16:52Speaker 00

  Moolish Areppin? What?

• 16:54Andy Frisella?

  That's his name.

• 16:56Speaker 00

  Melissa Harpin. Harpin.

• 17:02Andy Frisella?

  Moolish or repping?

• 17:05Andy Frisella?

  That's what it is.

• 17:06Speaker 00

  Alright, uh, we also got some pretty weird fucking people. We got good people.

• 17:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 17:12Speaker 00

  A little weird.

• 17:13Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 17:14Speaker 00

  Uh, this next comment comes from at Joseph Schultz four. Says, "I'm drinking it for $10,000."

• 17:22Andy Frisella?

  Really?

• 17:22Speaker 00

  Bro's drinking his own piss.

• 17:24Andy Frisella?

  It just depends on where you are, bro.

• 17:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:26Andy Frisella?

  10,000 bucks, you know, for a lot of people, that'd change everything, man.

• 17:29Speaker 00

  That's no.

• 17:30Andy Frisella?

  It just depends on where you are. Really, the question is.

• 17:33Speaker 00

  How much?

• 17:33Andy Frisella?

  Here's, how much are you drinking? The question is.

• 17:39Andy Frisella?

  Would you change your life by drinking a drink of piss? Your own piss.

• 17:43Speaker 00

  Would you change, what do you mean, would you change?

• 17:44Andy Frisella?

  Cause that'll change his life. The amount of money that'll change my life is a lot more.

• 17:48Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 17:49Andy Frisella?

  So the, the price has to go up.

• 17:51Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, see, I think the question is how much? Like, how much do I have to drink? Like, we're talking about a full bottle.

• 17:57Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah, that whole jar, bro.

• 17:59Speaker 00

  No, okay, see, that's different. We said 16 ounces yesterday.

• 18:01Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah, we did, alright.

• 18:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, so one of these, yeah, bro, I'm gonna need at least 50. You know what I'm saying? At least 50.

• 18:08Andy Frisella?

  50 what?

• 18:09Speaker 00

  $50,000. At least? For 16 ounces?

• 18:14Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 18:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's, yeah. At least. And it's mine. Like, it has to be mine. I ain't drinking nobody else's piss.

• 18:20Andy Frisella?

  It has to be out in the sun all day.

• 18:22Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 18:23Andy Frisella?

  Like the dude said.

• 18:24Speaker 00

  Like not fresh.

• 18:24Andy Frisella?

  Follow directions.

• 18:25Speaker 00

  Not fresh from the tap?

• 18:26Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 18:29Speaker 00

  I feel like that's basically kombucha. What are the fucking weird people be drinking?

• 18:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 18:33Speaker 00

  I'd imagine it'd be about the same.

• 18:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I got one of those one time, bro.

• 18:37Speaker 00

  Kombuchas?

• 18:38Andy Frisella?

  One of those, like, I was out there in California, dude, I got one of the, you know, they're all drinking these drinks.

• 18:43Speaker 00

  Oh, it's so good for you, bro.

• 18:45Andy Frisella?

  I got one, shit.

• 18:47Speaker 00

  This tastes like piss.

• 18:48Andy Frisella?

  It went right in the trash, bro. It was like $15.

• 18:51Speaker 00

  Bro, you know what I can't stand, bro? I can't stand the people that like, will like, drink that shit in front of you and act like it's so good. They're like, they're like.

• 19:01Andy Frisella?

  Hmm, yeah.

• 19:02Speaker 00

  It's, it's so good, like, you're a fucking liar.

• 19:05Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, they all are liars.

• 19:06Speaker 00

  You're lying.

• 19:06Andy Frisella?

  You're all lying.

• 19:07Speaker 00

  You're lying.

• 19:07Andy Frisella?

  No doubt.

• 19:08Speaker 00

  You're lying, you're weird.

• 19:10Andy Frisella?

  It's like the people who put their cold plunge out to watch them get in it, but you know that thing is at like room temperature.

• 19:16Speaker 00

  Oh, it's so cold.

• 19:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you know what I'm saying? No, they're like, "Look how tough I am."

• 19:23Andy Frisella?

  You know they do that shit.

• 19:24Speaker 00

  They do that, yeah, yeah, it ain't even that cold.

• 19:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 19:27Speaker 00

  It ain't that cold. That's how I feel about IPA drinkers too, bro. They're the same, same things. Bro, IPA beers are fucking disgusting. They drink that stuff like it tastes so good.

• 19:37Andy Frisella?

  I mean, stouts are worse.

• 19:39Speaker 00

  But see, I'm, I'm okay with a good Guinness. Like Guinness is fine.

• 19:42Andy Frisella?

  Guinness, I don't think Guinness is a stout.

• 19:44Speaker 00

  It's a stout. What is it? It's not a lager.

• 19:46Andy Frisella?

  No, it's just a black beer. I don't think it's stout. Maybe it is. What is it? Look it up.

• 19:51Speaker 00

  Is Guinness a stout or a lager?

• 19:53Andy Frisella?

  No, I don't think it's a lager either.

• 19:55Speaker 00

  It has to be something.

• 19:57Andy Frisella?

  I, I think Guinness is its own thing, bro.

• 20:00Speaker 00

  Guinness is Guinness.

• 20:01Andy Frisella?

  I like Guinness. It doesn't taste like a stout.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  Guinness is a type of stout.

• 20:05Andy Frisella?

  Huh, is it?

• 20:06Speaker 02

  Specifically an Irish dry stout.

• 20:10Speaker 00

  See?

• 20:11Andy Frisella?

  Man, you can't even read English.

• 20:16Andy Frisella?

  You're wrong.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Oh, gosh.

• 20:18Andy Frisella?

  You're just making that up over there.

• 20:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's what it is.

• 20:20Speaker 02

  People, this is racism.

• 20:22Andy Frisella?

  This is, um, indeed.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  Indeed.

• 20:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, uh, we got another weirdo too at Rizy, uh, Rizy.

• 20:31Andy Frisella?

  Rizy Riz?

• 20:32Speaker 00

  Riz, Riz Dup, R C twenty forty.

• 20:36Andy Frisella?

  Riz Dup.

• 20:37Speaker 00

  Bro, fifteen K is fifteen K.

• 20:39Andy Frisella?

  Man, we're learning a lot about our people.

• 20:41Speaker 00

  And that's what I'm, dude, I'm worried actually.

• 20:43Andy Frisella?

  Guys, we gotta start making some money so that you don't have to get so desperate.

• 20:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, broke ass motherfuckers gonna drink your own piss for ten thousand dollars.

• 20:51Andy Frisella?

  You know what? I might bring a couple of these people in here.

• 20:53Speaker 00

  Let's try it.

• 20:54Andy Frisella?

  Change some lives.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  Or maybe look at it as like they are hustlers.

• 21:00Speaker 00

  No.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  They're looking at the opportunity and grabbing it. That's the way I see it.

• 21:05Speaker 00

  I'd say we put that to the test. I say, I say we put that to the test. We do an exclusive show. All right, pay-per-view that motherfucker.

• 21:15Andy Frisella?

  Dude, that's how Rogan got his start.

• 21:17Speaker 00

  Really?

• 21:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, Fear Factor.

• 21:18Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, basically.

• 21:21Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, if we wanna get to the next level, bro, this is what we gotta do. We gotta get some deer penises in here and see who will eat it.

• 21:28Andy Frisella?

  Ain't that right, Joe?

• 21:30Speaker 00

  Hey, fifty bucks is fifty bucks.

• 21:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 21:32Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 21:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 21:34Speaker 00

  Let's do it. Let's test and see how, how real these people are, man.

• 21:39Speaker 02

  Here's a question for you. What if we can go back in 1999 and you know all that you know right now? And you're told back in 1999 that you can get the 26 years of progress in two years. But you have to sit in a glass box full of snakes for 14 hours. But you can shorten this 26 year of your entrepreneurship journey.

• 22:02Andy Frisella?

  Knowing, knowing where I would be?

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Knowing where you would be. 14 hours in a box full of snakes.

• 22:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I would do that. And I hate snakes. I would definitely do that.

• 22:12Speaker 00

  Oh, you would.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  I expect.

• 22:13Andy Frisella?

  Bullshit. What kind of snakes? They can't be poisonous.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  They can't be poisonous.

• 22:18Speaker 00

  No snakes are poisonous.

• 22:19Speaker 02

  No, they are.

• 22:20Speaker 00

  No, snakes are venomous.

• 22:21Andy Frisella?

  Venomous. Alright, fucking Mr. Wizard.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  Same thing. Same thing.

• 22:25Speaker 00

  Fucking Steve Irwin over here.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  You die. Snake, you die. Poison, you die.

• 22:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. And then, and then go where?

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Straight to jail.

• 22:33Andy Frisella?

  That's right.

• 22:36Speaker 00

  Listen, y'all be charming them motherfuckers. I thought y'all would know.

• 22:42Speaker 00

  Just say it, right? Thought you would have knew that.

• 22:45Andy Frisella?

  As long as, as long as you would be there to coach the snakes, I'd be alright, bro.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  My ancestors didn't teach me that.

• 22:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, they did it?

• 22:53Speaker 02

  No, they didn't.

• 22:53Andy Frisella?

  Well, the snakes remember, so they listen to you.

• 22:58Speaker 02

  Muscle memory.

• 22:59Andy Frisella?

  I would do it, though. I would. Yeah.

• 23:02Speaker 00

  Alright. Alright.

• 23:04Andy Frisella?

  But I'd probably, you know, if we looked at it like that, I'd probably drink the pee back then. You know what I'm saying? For that?

• 23:10Speaker 00

  I'd drink the pee?

• 23:11Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah. I would.

• 23:12Speaker 00

  Ferment it.

• 23:14Andy Frisella?

  Dude, if it's 16 ounces and I could do that in two years, hell, yeah, bro.

• 23:19Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 23:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it wouldn't even be a doubt.

• 23:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's easy.

• 23:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 23:22Speaker 00

  That's easy. Yeah, that's easy. Alright, well, sweet guys.

• 23:25Andy Frisella?

  Bro, I would, I'd funnel that shit like a beer bong. Couple of them. See, now, now we're making, now we're, now we're getting it. Yeah.

• 23:35Speaker 00

  Alright. You shotgun that shit?

• 23:37Andy Frisella?

  Bro, yeah, because that'd be the easiest way. Like, you just get it done.

• 23:41Speaker 00

  Like, damn, man, you smell like piss, though, bro.

• 23:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but I'm rich.

• 23:50Speaker 00

  Oh shit, alright man. Alright, well guys, we appreciate your weird asses.

• 23:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you weird motherfuckers.

• 24:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, appreciate you guys. With that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising. We got headlines. Uh, number two, second set. We have a Freudian, is it Freudian?

• 24:10Andy Frisella?

  Freudian.

• 24:11Speaker 00

  Freudian slip up.

• 24:13Andy Frisella?

  It's like a nip slip, but with your brain.

• 24:18Speaker 00

  But with your IQ.

• 24:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 24:20Speaker 00

  And, uh, it should not be shocking. Um, I don't know why I like putting this lady in, in the show so much. Jasmine Crockett.

• 24:27Andy Frisella?

  Oh my god.

• 24:28Speaker 00

  Jasmine Crockett, Jasmine Crock Full of Shit, uh, sets off social media after touting being black as qualification for public defender job. I mean, she let it all out. She told us what we already knew.

• 24:45Andy Frisella?

  What's that? I didn't see it.

• 24:48Speaker 00

  Oh, you haven't seen this?

• 24:49Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 24:49Speaker 00

  Oh, this is great. This is great. Let's dive into it.

• 24:52Andy Frisella?

  Listen, I'll be real, there's certain people, when I see them talking on the internet, I scroll right past.

• 24:56Speaker 00

  Immediately tune it out, yeah.

• 24:58Andy Frisella?

  She's one of them.

• 25:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, Jasmine.

• 25:01Andy Frisella?

  Well, I'm starting, I'm starting to dislike her more than Cori Bush.

• 25:04Speaker 00

  Oh, I, I, I think she's worse than Cori Bush.

• 25:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 25:07Speaker 00

  I do think she is worse than Cori Bush, because at least Cori Bush, like,

• 25:12Speaker 00

  like, she was just stupid, you know what I'm saying? But this lady, like, she, she tries to play the smart car, which makes her even more stupid.

• 25:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 25:18Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? Like, to me, that's, like, you're trying to insult my intelligence.

• 25:21Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Yeah, at least, uh, at least Cori Bush, I believe, was keeping it real to what she believed.

• 25:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, she, I mean, she hired her, you know, her boyfriend, married him, and then called him her security and paid him, you know, a hundred thousand dollars in taxpayer money. Yeah, she needs safety. That's what she told us.

• 25:36Andy Frisella?

  She didn't deny it.

• 25:37Speaker 00

  No, she didn't deny it, she said about it.

• 25:39Andy Frisella?

  She's like, hey, what it is.

• 25:42Speaker 00

  He protects me both inside and out.

• 25:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 25:44Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 25:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 25:45Speaker 00

  Cool.

• 25:46Andy Frisella?

  Jasmine Crockett's like, you know, like you said, I'm, I'm an intelligent woman, and you need to listen to me, and I know what I'm talking about. And it's interesting to go back and watch videos of her from five years ago, and then watch them now.

• 25:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 25:58Andy Frisella?

  It's like, she's trying to, like, outdo the AOC.

• 26:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 26:04Andy Frisella?

  Style.

• 26:05Speaker 00

  AOC doesn't even do that with Hispanics, bro.

• 26:07Andy Frisella?

  AOC doesn't do that anymore because it didn't work for her.

• 26:09Speaker 00

  It didn't work, yeah.

• 26:10Andy Frisella?

  It made, it made her way less credible and she recognized it, so she stopped doing it.

• 26:14Speaker 00

  Made the pivot.

• 26:15Andy Frisella?

  Except when she loses her temper and then she, you know, she lets it go.

• 26:19Speaker 00

  Comes out a little bit.

• 26:20Andy Frisella?

  She's Latina.

• 26:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, chocolate start throwing and flying.

• 26:23Andy Frisella?

  I mean, dicks start getting cut off, I think. That's the Latina move.

• 26:28Speaker 00

  This lady right here, though, man, she is a work of art. Um, Jasmine Crockett, uh, on Wednesday appeared to boast that her being black was a big contributor to getting hired as a public defender with zero experience.

• 26:41Andy Frisella?

  Uh, yeah, that's why they ended DI.

• 26:46Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, dude.

• 26:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's not, it's not good.

• 26:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's not something to brag about.

• 26:50Speaker 00

  You send a niggas to jail, it's not good, like you're losing. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not okay. Uh, Crockett relayed the story during a House Judiciary Subcommittee on Oversight, uh, meeting on corruption in the FBI under the Biden administration. She used it as an argument to defend diversity in law enforcement. Let's check this clip out.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Say because you've been gracious is this. When I first became a public defender, I had no criminal defense experience and I walked in and I told my boss Charlie, I said, listen, you should hire me. He said, why? I said, because I'm black. Charlie looked at me like I was crazy.

• 27:26Speaker 00

  And she got the job.

• 27:28Andy Frisella?

  That is crazy.

• 27:29Speaker 00

  That, that is crazy.

• 27:30Andy Frisella?

  That's a crazy, that's a crazy thought.

• 27:33Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 27:33Andy Frisella?

  You know what? I walked into, you know, Amazon and I told Jeff Bezos that I should run Amazon. He asked me why. I said, because I'm white.

• 27:45Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 27:46Andy Frisella?

  It sounds crazy.

• 27:46Speaker 00

  Sounds crazy.

• 27:47Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 27:48Speaker 00

  Sounds crazy.

• 27:49Andy Frisella?

  But it doesn't sound crazy when she says it?

• 27:51Speaker 00

  No, it's, it sounds fucking stupid when she says it.

• 27:54Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying, like, how, how, how does anybody not look at that and be like, that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life?

• 28:00Speaker 00

  Oh, DEI has to go.

• 28:01Andy Frisella?

  You know what? I, I, you know? I went down to the hospital, man, and I said, you know what? I'm tired of, I'm tired of, you know, being this entrepreneur that out earns all of you geniuses.

• 28:13Speaker 00

  Right.

• 28:14Andy Frisella?

  So I would like to come down here and be a doctor now.

• 28:16Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 28:17Andy Frisella?

  You know?

• 28:17Speaker 00

  Rheologist.

• 28:18Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I don't have any experience. Well, why should we allow you to be a doctor? Well, because I'm white.

• 28:24Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 28:24Andy Frisella?

  You know? Yeah.

• 28:26Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 28:27Andy Frisella?

  Makes sense to me.

• 28:28Speaker 00

  Makes perfect sense. Makes perfect sense. Now let me go, you know, play with people's lives and freedom.

• 28:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 28:34Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? With zero experience.

• 28:35Andy Frisella?

  I play doctor every time I go to doctor's office anyway.

• 28:38Speaker 00

  Do you?

• 28:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I just park in their spot.

• 28:41Andy Frisella?

  I park in their spots to let them know, you ain't shit.

• 28:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, right, right.

• 28:45Andy Frisella?

  That's real talk.

• 28:45Speaker 00

  Dude, I know you do.

• 28:46Andy Frisella?

  I do that. Yeah, because they're all egomaniacs.

• 28:49Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 28:49Andy Frisella?

  They all think they know everything because they went to 15 years of school to make fucking 500 grand, which

• 28:57Andy Frisella?

  that's stupid in itself. Uh, and then, you know, they, they drive their entry level Porsche 911 and talk down to everybody. So I make sure that when I go to the doctor, I drive something nice, which is anything I have. And, uh, I park it in their spot.

• 29:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, you do.

• 29:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 29:13Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 29:14Andy Frisella?

  And they don't say shit.

• 29:17Speaker 00

  Like damn, he's doing pretty good.

• 29:20Andy Frisella?

  Dude, you know what? Real talk?

• 29:24Andy Frisella?

  I can't stand doctors.

• 29:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:25Andy Frisella?

  I got some friends that are doctors. They're all nice people. But their friends suck.

• 29:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, man, this, this shit's crazy though. I mean, the, the argument in itself does not make sense and, you know, technically it's gone. Technically, there's still going to be hopes and tries, right? People are still trying it. Um, so let's go back up to New York real quick because it's still being tried. Uh, New York School District hit with lawsuit over Spartans mascot deemed symbol of white supremacy.

• 29:56Andy Frisella?

  Oh, God.

• 30:00Speaker 00

  This is, this is great. So a Long, a Long Island, New York school district is facing a lawsuit from a father and local civil rights leader who claims the school district's new mascot is a symbol of white supremacy. William King Moss III, Islip Town NAACP president, former mathematics teacher in Brentwood Union Free School District, and father of two Brentwood students, filed the complaint against the district on March 26. Moss's complaint accuses the district of selecting the Spartans as their new mascot despite it being racially problematic, claiming the ancient Greek warrior is a symbol of hate banned by state law. His complaint contends

• 30:43Speaker 00

  that in January 2024, the district began collecting ideas from the community for a new mascot through an online survey. The responses were narrowed to six options. The district said it selected the Spartans after this choice received the most votes. So it was democratic in nature. All right. Now, the previous, the previous mascot, they were the Indians. Okay. And that, you know, okay, we can't, you know, can't do the Indians. So we got to change it. And so they voted. Now Moss argues, Moss argues that the options chosen, so these were the final six, I guess.

• 31:24Speaker 00

  It was green machine, bears, owls, bulldogs, and eagles. And that none of those were members of an identifiable or generally perceived protected class like the Spartans. He says, Spartans are the identifiable and generally perceived protected classes of white, non-Hispanic, and race, white in color, Greek in national origin, and Spartan or Greek in ethnicity, the complaint states.

• 31:52Speaker 00

  Here's, here's the crazy piece. Okay, like it doesn't get more fucking stupid than that. He's not new to this. Okay, a school administrator suing over a white mascot. He's been waging racial lawfare for years. Right? According to the local NAACP website, Moss is the Brentwood Union Free School District Administrator for Diversity Equity and Inclusion. His job and his position was just eliminated because of Trump's, you know, federal ban on DEI shit. And then a couple of weeks later, oh, he's gonna sue the school over a mascot. Uh, which even crazier.

• 32:30Andy Frisella?

  If he, if he, if his job got eliminated, would they move him to a new job?

• 32:33Speaker 00

  Uh, I'm not even sure if he's still in fucking Florida. He's just went full time on.

• 32:37Andy Frisella?

  So he, this is a non, he's, he's, this is just a guy suing?

• 32:40Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:41Andy Frisella?

  He's not affiliated, is that?

• 32:42Speaker 00

  No, not no more. I mean, other than his kids being there, he was a former teacher.

• 32:45Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 32:46Speaker 00

  But that's it.

• 32:46Andy Frisella?

  Uh-huh.

• 32:47Speaker 00

  Um, now, I.

• 32:48Andy Frisella?

  So he's su- so, so, let me get this right.

• 32:51Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 32:52Andy Frisella?

  So,

• 32:55Andy Frisella?

  we have all this crime going on. We have all these things happening. We have single parent households that don't care anything about their kids.

• 33:08Speaker 00

  Right.

• 33:09Andy Frisella?

  Fathers that are absent, that don't care anything about their kids. We've got a welfare system that rewards people to have more kids, even if they don't care for them.

• 33:20Andy Frisella?

  Um, we have a culture that excuses violence and paints these people as a victim.

• 33:28Andy Frisella?

  And we're worried about a fucking Spartan mascot.

• 33:31Speaker 00

  Yep. That's the, yep.

• 33:33Andy Frisella?

  Cause that's the problem.

• 33:34Speaker 00

  That's the problem. Not, not grading, you know, reading levels.

• 33:37Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's.

• 33:37Speaker 00

  Not, not actual academic standards.

• 33:39Andy Frisella?

  Right.

• 33:40Speaker 00

  None, none, not, none of those are problems.

• 33:41Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 33:42Speaker 00

  No, let's worry about the fucking mascot.

• 33:44Andy Frisella?

  Okay. Well, yeah, I mean, he's, you know, probably the dumbest motherfucker I've ever heard of.

• 33:49Speaker 00

  I think he gets, I, I mean, I'm battling with him and Crockett. I don't know where they tear up at, you know what I'm saying? Cause they're both equally stupid in my opinion. Uh, but what's even crazier, you know, like, you know, if we're gonna be.

• 33:59Andy Frisella?

  So it's the Spartans fault?

• 34:02Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:02Andy Frisella?

  Got it.

• 34:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:05Speaker 00

  Now, in my opinion, you know, I say, what's the data, right? Let's, let's go back to data, okay?

• 34:12Speaker 00

  Brentwood High School is eighty-seven percent Hispanic and eight percent black, okay? So, how about we put something that, you know, puts light on the Hispanic students? Like, you know, the Vagos, the Vatos, Wans, you know what I'm saying? Like, maybe make Wan the mascot of the school or something like that, you know what I'm saying?

• 34:30Andy Frisella?

  Which Wan?

• 34:31Speaker 00

  Wan?

• 34:31Andy Frisella?

  Exactly.

• 34:32Speaker 00

  Which Wan? The Wans one, you know what I'm saying?

• 34:36Andy Frisella?

  The first one?

• 34:37Speaker 00

  The first one.

• 34:37Andy Frisella?

  Or the second one?

• 34:38Speaker 00

  Both of them.

• 34:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah?

• 34:39Speaker 00

  Yep, you know what I'm saying, like? Where's that, but they're not even, like, they're not even, it's just stupid, man.

• 34:46Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, why would it be the green machine? When in reality, it should be the brown machine?

• 34:56Speaker 00

  There's no Irish kids there.

• 34:58Andy Frisella?

  Why would it be, why, why would it, why would it be?

• 35:04Andy Frisella?

  I mean?

• 35:14Andy Frisella?

  I've been, dude.

• 35:16Andy Frisella?

  This shit's just so insane.

• 35:18Speaker 00

  It's so stupid, man.

• 35:20Andy Frisella?

  Oh, your mascot's racist.

• 35:24Speaker 00

  Now, now, to be fair, right?

• 35:25Andy Frisella?

  Bro, did I send you that shirt the other day of the, the, the, so? So, dude, I saw this post, I think I sent it to you, the Caucasian post? With the Redskins logo? I sent it to you, so, like, dude.

• 35:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:40Andy Frisella?

  So, there's this, this Native American guy, and he's got a shirt on with the Redskins logo, but it says Caucasians. And he's like, white people, how do you like it?

• 35:50Speaker 00

  He's like, yeah.

• 35:51Andy Frisella?

  All the white people of the Congress are like, it's fucking awesome.

• 35:55Speaker 00

  Well, somebody else is like, why would any of us be offended for wearing the winning team's color?

• 36:03Andy Frisella?

  Bro, it's so funny dude.

• 36:05Speaker 00

  I mean, I mean it's.

• 36:06Andy Frisella?

  Well, how do you like being a mascot?

• 36:08Speaker 00

  Well, it's fucking cool.

• 36:13Speaker 00

  Uh, I mean, but like, I mean, it is important. The school's mascot, mascot's important, right? There's pride attached to that. I mean, I get it. It could be worse, you know, like.

• 36:21Andy Frisella?

  Why don't they just make the Spartan black?

• 36:23Speaker 00

  Make them, make it a black Spartan.

• 36:25Andy Frisella?

  I thought Spartans were black.

• 36:27Speaker 00

  Everybody was black.

• 36:27Andy Frisella?

  I thought so. That's what I heard.

• 36:29Speaker 00

  Yeah. Everybody was black. I mean, this was their old logo.

• 36:34Andy Frisella?

  Salamanca. I mean, bro, why don't they just keep it that?

• 36:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:40Andy Frisella?

  I don't understand how like low IQ you have to be to understand that like, if they're using you as a logo and they're going out and playing sport.

• 36:49Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:50Andy Frisella?

  That they don't want, that's not an offensive thing. No, you know what the Redskins are saying? Bro, those, those Indians are bad motherfuckers, bro. They're warriors.

• 36:59Speaker 00

  Right.

• 37:00Andy Frisella?

  And that's what most of the Native American population thinks. And by the way, if you go research who the logo was actually based upon, it was based upon a chief that was a known savage ass warrior.

• 37:11Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 37:12Andy Frisella?

  And, and like, dude, I don't know, maybe, maybe it's different for me, but

• 37:18Andy Frisella?

  I, I would think that's cool.

• 37:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, but let's replace it with, you know, the people that killed him.

• 37:23Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, the commanders.

• 37:25Speaker 00

  That makes sense.

• 37:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

• 37:27Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? Like, it makes sense.

• 37:28Andy Frisella?

  Let's, let's eliminate Aunt Jemima. Let's, let's eliminate, you know, uh, all the black and brown icons, uh, and then leave, you know, Quaker Oats.

• 37:40Speaker 00

  Quaker Oats, yeah. It's, it's just so stupid, man. Like I said, we got bigger problems to be fucking worried about, man.

• 37:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, how about starting with the real issues? You know what I'm saying? How, how, like we talked about, like, why don't we, why don't we, if you're such a virtuous man and you care so much about racism and, uh, all these things.

• 38:01Andy Frisella?

  Then, why don't you solve the racism in your own community?

• 38:05Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:06Andy Frisella?

  What do you mean? What do you mean racism?

• 38:08Speaker 00

  Why are you not beating the drum to that shit?

• 38:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 38:10Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:13Speaker 00

  It's sad shit, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation.

• 38:15Andy Frisella?

  Dude, these people act like white people just get around and talk about how they fucking hate black people, bro. Like, they-

• 38:21Speaker 00

  Alright guys, this week-

• 38:22Andy Frisella?

  We're gonna do this to piss off the blacks.

• 38:25Speaker 00

  Like dude, we're gonna, we're gonna pick a mascot. It's really gonna piss them off.

• 38:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, sporting.

• 38:30Speaker 00

  Piss off 8% of the school.

• 38:32Andy Frisella?

  It's, I feel like you can't please them, bro.

• 38:34Speaker 00

  No.

• 38:35Andy Frisella?

  Like-

• 38:36Speaker 00

  It's hard.

• 38:37Andy Frisella?

  Well dude, I mean, whatever you do, it's gonna be racist. You know what I'm saying?

• 38:43Speaker 00

  It's so crazy, bro. It's so crazy. Yeah. Guys, jump in this convo. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

• 38:55Speaker 00

  It could be worse. Yeah, they could be picking that fucking, like I've seen the, the fighting cocks. You've seen that mascot?

• 39:01Andy Frisella?

  You mean like the game cocks?

• 39:03Speaker 00

  Game cocks, yeah. Like, I mean, that's a terrible fucking mascot. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's be real.

• 39:08Andy Frisella?

  Have you ever fucking been around an angry rooster?

• 39:12Speaker 00

  Can't, I-

• 39:13Andy Frisella?

  I'm gonna tell you right now, bro. You don't want none.

• 39:15Speaker 00

  I don't want none?

• 39:16Andy Frisella?

  No, none. You don't want, they'll fucking kill you, bro. A, a big rooster could kill a man.

• 39:22Speaker 00

  Bullshit, bro. No.

• 39:24Andy Frisella?

  Bullshit.

• 39:25Speaker 00

  Andy, that's not happening.

• 39:26Andy Frisella?

  Bullshit. Bro, they're, if you were like laying on the ground-

• 39:30Speaker 00

  Shit out of that fucking rooster.

• 39:31Andy Frisella?

  They, first of all, they could fucking fly.

• 39:33Speaker 00

  Why would I be laying down? You say if I was laying down?

• 39:35Andy Frisella?

  Okay, bro, listen. Let me tell, let me tell you how a rooster could kill a man. Okay, first of all, they got razor sharp back claws.

• 39:42Speaker 00

  Uh-huh.

• 39:42Andy Frisella?

  I don't know what they're called.

• 39:44Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:44Andy Frisella?

  Razor sharp.

• 39:45Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 39:45Andy Frisella?

  So, I can't believe you never heard this before.

• 39:49Speaker 00

  No.

• 39:50Andy Frisella?

  This has actually happened.

• 39:51Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 39:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. And you know how I know roosters are racist? Because it was a black man it happened to. Yeah. So the rooster fucking uses back claw to cut this dude's Achilles.

• 40:02Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 40:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and then he fell down and then it cut his throat with it.

• 40:05Speaker 00

  Jesus.

• 40:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, two moves. Like Jackie Chan and roosters, bro. Roosters are highly dangerous, man.

• 40:11Speaker 00

  They didn't happen.

• 40:12Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, it could.

• 40:15Andy Frisella?

  It could happen.

• 40:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I mean, I think that's a terrible mascot, bro.

• 40:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, alright, well, we'll go find a rooster.

• 40:22Speaker 00

  I wanna know what this guy's-

• 40:23Andy Frisella?

  Oh, you know what I'm talking about over here? Like, listen- Roosters fuck you up, bro.

• 40:30Speaker 00

  Fighting cocks.

• 40:31Andy Frisella?

  That's why they call them that.

• 40:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, I wonder what his.

• 40:34Andy Frisella?

  Why do you think that people like around the world want to see roosters fight each other? It ain't because they're pussies, man. It's exciting shit.

• 40:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, I do know that's a big thing down south.

• 40:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 00

  Maybe they should go with the fighting cocks. I mean, the Hispanic, because that's like, like, that's in Mexican culture. Fighting cocks, you know where they originated?

• 40:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and, and.

• 40:52Speaker 00

  Maybe they should go with fighting cocks.

• 40:54Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and then they could make it, uh, the, the rooster black. And everybody would be happy.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  Everybody's happy.

• 41:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 41:00Speaker 00

  Fighting black cocks. Everybody's happy.

• 41:03Andy Frisella?

  They sell a lot of merch.

• 41:06Andy Frisella?

  See that? We just solved your fucking problem over there.

• 41:08Speaker 00

  Fixed it, Mr. Racist. Alright, you're good now. Fighting black cocks, put that shit on the wall.

• 41:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Man, I'd buy some of that.

• 41:17Andy Frisella?

  I'd buy some of that merch.

• 41:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, man, guys jumping on this convo, man. We got, we still gotta keep cruising. We got a third.

• 41:24Andy Frisella?

  Bro, every black person in the world be wearing that gear.

• 41:27Speaker 00

  Fighting black cock.

• 41:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 41:33Speaker 00

  Then they, uh, they, the fighting black cocks meet up with the team from upstate New York.

• 41:39Andy Frisella?

  What's upstate?

• 41:39Speaker 00

  Fighting little white cocks.

• 41:45Speaker 00

  Game was over before it started.

• 41:47Andy Frisella?

  Hey, that's racist.

• 41:51Andy Frisella?

  That's racism.

• 41:54Speaker 00

  Oh, shit. Oh, it's crazy. Alright, yeah, let's keep cruising, man. Third set of headlines. Headlines number three. Um, this is an interesting story. This is starting to pick up a lot of steam going viral today. Um, let's check it out. Women's.

• 42:09Andy Frisella?

  Wait, did we ever play the video of Jasmine Crockett?

• 42:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, we played it.

• 42:13Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah?

• 42:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:16Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah, didn't she go on like a real long rant?

• 42:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, I ain't got time for that.

• 42:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, she went on like a four-minute rant about bullshit.

• 42:23Speaker 00

  Dumb shit.

• 42:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I saw her head doing all this shit on Instagram. You know that shit? You know?

• 42:28Speaker 00

  Oh, I know it. I know it.

• 42:30Andy Frisella?

  You know, and she's doing that, and then I looked at the time and it said four minutes. I said, nope.

• 42:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, man.

• 42:41Andy Frisella?

  Bro, you, you know you're in trouble when the head starts moving like that. You know, I know you know.

• 42:48Speaker 00

  Blink twice if you know.

• 42:56Andy Frisella?

  Link twice.

• 43:00Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man, you're in trouble. I'm gonna call you tomorrow, make sure you're alright.

• 43:05Speaker 00

  Hey, man, listen, that's why it's important, we, you know, couch shopping, I made sure it was good.

• 43:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 43:10Speaker 00

  You know, and we're good. Um, but let's talk into this third headline, man, we got, uh,

• 43:15Andy Frisella?

  Link twice.

• 43:16Speaker 00

  Women's fencer takes a knee in protest, refuses to face trans opponent. This is a man. This is fucking great.

• 43:26Andy Frisella?

  Is it?

• 43:26Speaker 00

  This is great. I like, I like to see it. Let's check it out. So, yeah, women's fencer Stephanie Turner refused a match against a transgender opponent at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland this past weekend, opting to take a knee instead. When Turner learned that she would be facing off against transgender fencer, uh, Redmond Sullivan, she wanted her protest to be caught on video and decided to take a knee just before the match began. She already had participated, uh, in warmups and completed in four bouts that day. Let's take a look, I got the video here.

• 44:04Speaker 00

  Stephanie's on the right, the dude's on the left.

• 44:26Speaker 00

  Now she's telling the ref, she's like, I'm not doing that. And that's a dude.

• 45:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, so she stopped, uh, stopped fighting. She did an interview. She spoke with Fox News.

• 45:24Andy Frisella?

  Hold on. It's important to remember, she was ejected from the tournament and expelled from the facility for doing that.

• 45:31Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, 100%. Um, yeah, speaking with Fox News, Turner said, "USA fencing has failed to listen to women's views on trans athletes participating in their sport." Quote, "I knew what I had to do because USA fencing had not been listening to women's objections regarding its gender eligibility pro- uh, policy," Turner said. "I took a knee immediately at that point. Uh, Redmond was under the impression that I was going to start fencing, so when I took the knee, I looked at the ref and said, 'I'm sorry, I cannot do this. I am a woman, and this is a man, and this is a women's tournament. I will not fence this individual.'" Um, and, you know, the society has moved. It's, the temperature's changed,

• 46:14Speaker 00

  bro, and people are not fucking with it. Um, Martina, um, Navratilova, um, fuming.

• 46:21Andy Frisella?

  You don't know who that is?

• 46:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, she's like a, a, a big tennis champion, right?

• 46:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 46:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:26Andy Frisella?

  Navratilova?

• 46:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro, she's fucking-

• 46:28Speaker 00

  Badass.

• 46:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 46:30Speaker 00

  I butchered her name, I'm sorry, but yeah. She's badass. Yeah, she, I mean, she jumped in on this, uh, conversation. Uh, she tweeted this out, saying, "This is what happens when female athletes protest. Anyone here still thinks this is fair? I am fuming and shame on at USA fencing. Shame on you for doing this. How dare you throw women under the g- uh, gender bullshit bus."

• 46:51Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, where were you guys when dudes were swimming in pools? Right? I'm glad the temperature's changed, but-

• 47:00Speaker 00

  It's definitely changed.

• 47:01Andy Frisella?

  I mean, that's good, but it it it's it's isn't it embar- isn't it embarrassing that? This is even a discussion?

• 47:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, it is. It's fucking sad. And what's even worse is like, I mean, because it's it's sad that we're in a day and age where we have to like reiterate and put in extra, you know, executive orders and fucking legislation to fucking talk about common sense shit. It's sad. It's sad, you know, but temperature's changing. Um, now I I'm gonna show this article. Because this is how the left responds. Like, they're still trying to fume these fucking flames, which have been.

• 47:36Andy Frisella?

  Well, I've been hearing, I don't know what the article says, but what I have been hearing is to this argument or observing online. Is them saying, oh, you're you're gonna bring in the less than 1% of the, yeah, because you want to make rules for less than 1% of the population.

• 47:51Speaker 00

  Right.

• 47:51Andy Frisella?

  You want less than 1% of the population to dictate the entire culture of society. So, yes, we are worried about less than 1% of the population because that's who we're catering to in all of these things. Okay, we're allowing men in women's bathrooms. We're allowing transgender quote unquote drag queens, uh, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, to read perverted books to our children. And we're re-categorizing pedophiles as minor attractive people. And we are allowing all of these things under the understanding that this is a very small percentage of society. So, yes.

• 48:35Andy Frisella?

  We are concerned with that.

• 48:37Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 48:37Andy Frisella?

  And we are going to make a big deal about that.

• 48:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, she received a black card for refusing to compete against the man.

• 48:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 48:45Speaker 00

  Um, and then was expelled from the USA fencing event. I mean, it it's it's fucking sick, but then you see situations like this. A trans girl was banned from her track team. Now she's competing with the boys.

• 48:57Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 48:58Speaker 00

  It's what the fuck he should be doing.

• 48:59Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 49:00Speaker 00

  It's what he should be doing. It's what he should be doing. I just like, I hate how they try to like, like, I mean, do read the read, like, listen to this article. Eliza Munchy kneeled on her bedroom floor curling her lashes. She dabbed glitter into the corners of her eyes and debated whether to tie her hair into one French braid or two. She slipped on a green jersey and headed to her first track and field meet. At Falls Church High School, she waited for a practice throw in the discus event, taking her place in a line of boys. Runners passed by on the track, coaches hovered nearby. Eliza was nervous, but in the way that any team might be before their first competition in a new sport.

• 49:39Speaker 00

  Listen, he's a dude. Go compete with the fucking dudes. And, and if, you know, if everything is equal, then he should be excelling there too. No problem.

• 49:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 49:50Speaker 00

  I'd be, I'd be willing to bet he's gonna be placing somewhere in the bottom fucking total bowl.

• 49:56Andy Frisella?

  It doesn't matter. And honestly, if a dude wants to dress as a girl and wants to compete with the dudes and kicks all their asses, I don't give a shit.

• 50:05Speaker 00

  Where's the pride in that? Yeah, for sure. Let's go.

• 50:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you want to prove that you're whatever, like, go beat all the boys.

• 50:10Speaker 00

  Statistically, that's not the case, though. These are dudes who have fucking been, you know, competing as dudes who are 400th fucking place, and then they go compete with the fucking girls.

• 50:20Andy Frisella?

  And they're first.

• 50:21Speaker 00

  They tuck their shit, and now they're winning national championships.

• 50:23Andy Frisella?

  Not only that, bro, it's the same thing that these people are doing in other areas. Okay. Why is it that when these drag queens quote unquote, go to these schools to read these books, why is it never females, uh, you know, dressed in?

• 50:44Speaker 00

  Suits and shit.

• 50:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Why is it never, it's always trans females.

• 50:49Speaker 00

  Right.

• 50:50Andy Frisella?

  It's always men pretending to be females advocating for all of this stuff. Why is that? Well, it's because there's a pedophile problem in your little community that you all want to fucking look past. And everybody else in the world could see it, and you could see it too, but you're making excuses for it.

• 51:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:07Andy Frisella?

  So, let's call what it is what it is. I mean, look.

• 51:10Speaker 00

  Strikes me.

• 51:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 51:15Speaker 00

  It's stupid, you know what I'm saying, but then like and they get outraged like they get, you know, I saw this other headline, I think this is from NBC. Trump administration axes more than a hundred and twenty-five million dollars in uh LGHD televisions uh health funding. Upending research field. Well, listen, listen.

• 51:33Speaker 00

  You can give me like twenty bucks for me to tell you that cutting your dick off ain't gonna be good for you in the long run. Cause that's essentially what they're cutting. Now, you don't need fucking years and million hundreds of millions of dollars to tell you that's not gonna be good.

• 51:45Andy Frisella?

  It sucks for like just every, first of all, let's acknowledge this. Most gay people and the vast majority of gay people are just normal fucking people. Okay, they, they, they want to be left alone. They don't want to be fucked with.

• 52:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:02Andy Frisella?

  They want the same benefits that everybody else gets and everybody agreed to that.

• 52:06Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:07Andy Frisella?

  And the argument against that was. We don't want, now, when that happened. Most people were for it. I was for it. You're for it. Everybody else, everybody with a fair and common sense mindset was generally for it. They're like, yeah, what fucking difference does it make? It doesn't affect me.

• 52:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 52:27Andy Frisella?

  The critics of it.

• 52:29Speaker 00

  They warned us, bro.

• 52:30Andy Frisella?

  They, they, they said, they said the next thing is gonna be, you know, they want special treatment and the next thing is gonna be. Uh, you know, they want to read their books to your kids and they want to put their education curriculum into, you know. Elementary schools and this and that. And I was told that by somebody who's very, I'm very close with. Um, back then, and I remember getting in an argument. I'm like, bro, that is, that is such. An absurd way to look at it.

• 52:59Speaker 00

  It never happened.

• 53:01Andy Frisella?

  And here we are.

• 53:02Speaker 00

  Here we are, man.

• 53:03Andy Frisella?

  And, you know, tho- all those harsh critics of that are now being proven right. And, you know, it's good to see. The gay community by and large condemn.

• 53:17Andy Frisella?

  Uh, you know, this crazy shit, but like dude, it needs to be more. It needs to be more. Because i- i- it's the reason that these uh, people are allowed to pretend to be women and dance like strippers in front of people's kids and read them books about sucking dicks and shit. Is because they know that's gonna result in anti-gay sentiment and it's gonna cause division. And, and so while we have to call these things out for what they are, we also have to be very careful to not generalize entire groups of people into this. You know what I mean?

• 54:00Speaker 00

  For sure. I mean, because there are people out there that are trying to fight it. You know what I'm saying? Like this most recent case dealing with all of this crazy stuff is actually local to us, man. Um, gays against rumors. We've had, uh, we've had Becky on many times. She's a, a, a huge proponent of that. One of the founding members. Um, but they just, they just brought something out uh, this past week. Uh, gays against rumors on Instagram said, "Today, one of our members attended a family-friendly drag show at Tropical Licores in St. Louis. She witnessed young kids hand money to a half-naked gyrating drag queen while their mother watched and recorded them with glee. Does this seem family-friendly to you?" Check the video out.

• 55:25Andy Frisella?

  What would, what would happen? What would happen if?

• 55:31Andy Frisella?

  I was to take your little girls to a actual strip club. What would happen to me?

• 55:38Speaker 00

  Oh, you get charged. Deprivation of a minor, they just charged a dude for leaving his kids at McDonald's. I mean, fuck.

• 55:46Andy Frisella?

  It'd be a problem.

• 55:47Speaker 00

  I mean, that's just what you would have with law.

• 55:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 55:49Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 55:50Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Would you have a problem with that?

• 55:51Speaker 00

  Fuck, yeah, I'd have a problem with that.

• 55:52Andy Frisella?

  Okay. So, what, how do we not, how does the law not see this the same way?

• 56:05Speaker 00

  You know what really sucks?

• 56:06Andy Frisella?

  Dude, by the way, let's point out, what's the demographic there?

• 56:10Speaker 00

  It's your people, Andy.

• 56:11Andy Frisella?

  No, it is, but what demographic is it?

• 56:14Speaker 00

  It's all lower middle, upper middle class, white people, brunchers. I mean, I see a Canadian goose jacket in there. Yeah, I mean, they're, they're doing good liberals.

• 56:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, okay. Well, it seems to be a common theme.

• 56:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, common denominator here.

• 56:30Andy Frisella?

  There is a common denominator between the activism of one particular group of people who push all of this crazy shit. We talk about it all the time on the show.

• 56:40Speaker 00

  Bro, you know what's crazy? Like, here's the part that really sucks, right?

• 56:43Andy Frisella?

  How is that okay?

• 56:45Speaker 00

  Dude, it's not.

• 56:45Andy Frisella?

  Bro, that makes me sick, bro.

• 56:48Speaker 00

  Here, here's the thing, you know, and like, full disclosure here, bro. I love traps, the actual products that they produce.

• 56:54Andy Frisella?

  I was in Springfield, Missouri when they started that.

• 56:57Speaker 00

  You had, okay.

• 56:58Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, yeah.

• 56:58Speaker 00

  Bro, this shit's fucking amazing.

• 56:59Andy Frisella?

  They started it right down there, uh, in downtown Springfield, it's an amazing place.

• 57:03Speaker 00

  Bro, and I love, I'm, listen, I am a sucker for boozy slushies.

• 57:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 57:07Speaker 00

  Okay, I fucking love them. I, I go to try, I used to go to traps quite a bit.

• 57:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 57:11Speaker 00

  I knew there was, you know, there was a product, like, I didn't give a shit because the product was that good.

• 57:14Andy Frisella?

  Look, man.

• 57:15Speaker 00

  I wish I would have walked in on this shit while this was going on. Cause I, it would have been a problem. It would have been a massive problem.

• 57:22Andy Frisella?

  I just, you know, look, dude.

• 57:24Speaker 00

  And they've gotten some backlash online.

• 57:26Andy Frisella?

  Good.

• 57:26Speaker 00

  But here's the problem, here's the problem, man, they put out an announcement, okay? Um, important announcement, as of today, we will no longer allow anyone under 21 years of age in the bar, even for food. You can order tacos at traps on DoorDash, you will be asked to produce an ID at the door. Thank you, management. Yeah, sounds good, right?

• 57:48Speaker 00

  But it's not because they got kids in there. It's not because they're doing drag shows with kids. Their reasoning was unfortunately, the actions of a few who have been denied service because they do not have their IDs have ruined it for others. Tacos at Trop's is available on DoorDash and Ubeats. It's not because, you know, they got fucking pedophiles dancing in front of kids.

• 58:05Andy Frisella?

  Listen, this is creative damage control.

• 58:08Speaker 00

  That's all it is.

• 58:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, this is, oh, let's say it like this and handle it this way. And so we don't alienate these people.

• 58:14Speaker 00

  Mm hmm. And I will say this, this drag queen, I mean dude's got some nice biceps on him. But listen, bro, I need to check your hard drive.

• 58:21Andy Frisella?

  That sounds like you want to check his hard drive with his nice biceps.

• 58:25Speaker 00

  God damn it, Andy. No.

• 58:26Andy Frisella?

  His hard driver.

• 58:29Speaker 00

  He's a big dude. He's a big fucking.

• 58:31Andy Frisella?

  Just don't say anything more. You're making it worse.

• 58:35Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 58:35Speaker 00

  Bro, this is wrong.

• 58:36Andy Frisella?

  It is wrong. And, and, and dude, look, it has nothing to do, there's plenty of businesses

• 58:45Andy Frisella?

  that, and restaurants and things that I visit, that probably don't have the exact same political views I have.

• 58:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 58:52Andy Frisella?

  Yes. Like, there's plenty of, really, dude, honestly, the best restaurants are owned by gay people. Let's be real.

• 58:59Speaker 00

  Dude, they make great food.

• 59:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and they're cool as fuck and they're fun to hang around. But, and, but you know what they don't like? They don't like little kids ruining their reputation.

• 59:08Speaker 00

  Right.

• 59:08Andy Frisella?

  And parents that, you know what's funny, dude? The people that actually doing this, the, are the enablers.

• 59:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:16Andy Frisella?

  They're not even part of the gay community. They're just.

• 59:19Speaker 00

  They don't want to be against the gay community.

• 59:21Andy Frisella?

  Correct.

• 59:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, right. That's what it is.

• 59:23Andy Frisella?

  And it's causing all this disruption in the gay community. That's interesting to think about.

• 59:27Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 59:27Andy Frisella?

  Cause it's not even.

• 59:28Speaker 00

  It's not even gay people doing it.

• 59:29Andy Frisella?

  No, yeah.

• 59:31Speaker 00

  I mean, but, I mean, but to be fair, like that drag queen, bro, you come out and you see some fucking kids and, bro, I'd stop right there. Get these kids out of here.

• 59:39Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I, I agree. Okay, look, dude.

• 59:41Speaker 00

  Like, there has to be some accountability and responsibility on that end, bro.

• 59:46Andy Frisella?

  There's a fucking gay bar in Springfield, Missouri. I don't know if it's still around.

• 59:48Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 59:49Andy Frisella?

  Um.

• 59:50Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. You used to go to that one. Yeah.

• 59:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I did used to go in there. Cause I knew the dudes that owned it and they were fucking pretty cool.

• 59:56Speaker 00

  Cool dudes, yeah.

• 59:57Andy Frisella?

  And they, they had drag, they had drag show. Okay, it's called Martha's Vineyard. That was the name of the bar. Never had a fucking problem, bro. They went in, everybody, straight people went in there, gay people went in there. It was, it was entertaining, you know, it wasn't like, it was just like a normal bar, dude. And yeah, there was drag queens and they fucking danced around and shit, but like dude, if they, you know, if they, if you didn't want to be fucked with, they didn't fuck with you. And uh, it was all cool. And I promise you, those dudes are not having little kids in their fucking bar, doing this shit. Now, maybe things have changed, but back then, there's no way they would have.

• 1:00:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:00:34Andy Frisella?

  Um, I don't know, man.

• 1:00:37Speaker 00

  That's one of the, there has to be some accountability.

• 1:00:38Andy Frisella?

  That's it. Like, bro, and if you're a drag queen and you want to go out and do that shit, cool, but make the kids leave. Yeah.

• 1:00:45Speaker 00

  Express yourself, whatever you gotta do. You know what I'm saying? But like, dude, dude, that shit looks hard to do.

• 1:00:50Andy Frisella?

  The question.

• 1:00:51Speaker 00

  Fucking heels and shit, like, that's gotta be, that's.

• 1:00:52Andy Frisella?

  Well, you're the twinkle toes here, bro.

• 1:00:56Speaker 00

  And it's tucked, you know what I'm saying? Bro, that's gotta be hard to do.

• 1:00:58Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, dude, look, look, the, the thing is.

• 1:01:02Speaker 00

  Talent.

• 1:01:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well, you would know. I never tried it. Um, but the thing is, man, is like,

• 1:01:13Andy Frisella?

  and it's just the same thing we said, the gay people gotta police their own community. It's, it's not okay. It's changing the perception of the gay community in a lot of people's eyes. It's going to cause anti-gay sentiment. And I don't think that's fair because I think that, you know, most gay people are normal, everyday people, just trying to live their lives. And uh, I would say this, this is why you don't push and push and push your lifestyle onto other people. Because eventually, they're gonna say, fuck it. I don't care anymore.

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:01:46Andy Frisella?

  You know, and not everybody's gay, bro. In fact, most people aren't.

• 1:01:53Speaker 00

  Most people aren't.

• 1:01:54Andy Frisella?

  And they don't like the shit jammed down their throat 15 times a year. And when, when really in everybody else's mind, they've said a long time ago, like, I really don't give a shit if they get married. I don't care if they live whatever life they live. I don't care. It's all good. But then, you know, we gotta live with, you know, an entire month of super gay shit being, really, being pressed everywhere. And then all on top of that, how many more holidays are there? It's like 50 something other holidays for that community. So. Dude, we have to rise above and really understand what the purpose of all this is. And the theme of literally all of this that we covered today really is they want us to fight.

• 1:02:38Andy Frisella?

  They want us to hate each other and they're allowing certain behaviors to exist so that it will cause that disruption and those behaviors cannot be tolerated by the citizens of those communities. So it ain't, it's just right and wrong.

• 1:02:52Speaker 00

  That's it.

• 1:02:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. And, and so, uh, yeah, I mean, it is what it is, bro.

• 1:03:00Speaker 00

  It is what it is.

• 1:03:01Andy Frisella?

  Dudes don't belong in the fucking women's pool. They don't belong winning national championships with women. They don't belong in women's locker rooms. I don't care if they had surgery, top surgery, bottom surgery, or in-between surgery. I don't care. Stay the fuck out. Leave the women alone. Go compete with the dudes. And if you want to dress like a woman while you're competing with the dudes, cool. But don't ask the entire world to bend their reality to suit your delusion. That's not okay. And nobody's-

• 1:03:30Speaker 00

  Start your own fucking league, man. Huh? Start your own league.

• 1:03:33Andy Frisella?

  There's only be, there won't be enough people to compete.

• 1:03:35Speaker 00

  You know, just start your own, you can't force that shit. You know what I'm saying? Start your own shit.

• 1:03:40Andy Frisella?

  But they can force that shit because they have forced that shit. When was the law for them to get married? 2014, I believe it was?

• 1:03:47Speaker 00

  I thought it was before that.

• 1:03:48Andy Frisella?

  When were gays allowed to be married legally in every state?

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  June 26, 2015.

• 1:03:53Andy Frisella?

  2015. All right. For 10 years now.

• 1:03:55Speaker 00

  They already fucked it up.

• 1:03:56Andy Frisella?

  They've had all-

• 1:03:57Speaker 00

  I'm sorry.

• 1:03:59Andy Frisella?

  No, that was my point.

• 1:04:01Speaker 00

  No, it's fine. It's only been 10 years.

• 1:04:02Andy Frisella?

  That was my point. It went from just give us equal rights-

• 1:04:06Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 1:04:07Andy Frisella?

  -to all of this crazy shit. And it is what it is, dude.

• 1:04:13Speaker 00

  It's crazy, man.

• 1:04:17Andy Frisella?

  Men belong with men, women belong with women, doesn't matter if you grow your hair out, doesn't matter if you get booby implants, doesn't matter if you cut off your PP, doesn't fucking matter, bro. If you were born, whatever you were born, you go in that locker room. Whenever you were born, you, you, you, you do those things with that person. If you don't want to do those things with that group of people, then don't fucking do those things.

• 1:04:40Speaker 00

  I mean, you would think, wouldn't you want to be in that locker room? You know what I'm saying?

• 1:04:43Andy Frisella?

  Huh?

• 1:04:43Speaker 00

  You're a dude, calling yourself a woman now, like.

• 1:04:46Andy Frisella?

  Bro, there's a lot of, listen, listen, man. No, no, no. Because a lot of these, listen, let me ask you this. No, no, I'm being fucking dead serious right now. It's become a fad in high schools, alright? If you knew at 14 years old, where you're at like the height of like going through puberty, right?

• 1:05:10Speaker 00

  Hormones are raging.

• 1:05:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you're, you're getting boners 50 times a day, okay? If you knew that all you had to do was put on a fucking skirt and wear a, a, a fucking blouse to school, and they're gonna let you go in the women's locker room and see all your, the girls naked. You see what I'm saying? There's a lot of fucking kids that will do that. And that's happening. You know, what, that Loudoun County School?

• 1:05:37Speaker 00

  Happening in Virginia.

• 1:05:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, where that kid raped that girl, and then he went to another school, and I believe he did it again.

• 1:05:43Speaker 00

  He did.

• 1:05:44Andy Frisella?

  That shit happens all the time, dude. It's just not covered by the press. Okay? So, you know, we need to stop accounting, we need to stop accommodating the criminals and start holding them accountable for what they do, no matter what race, gender they claim, or anything else.

• 1:06:03Speaker 00

  It don't matter. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down.

• 1:06:09Andy Frisella?

  Bro, when we had Riley on, she was talking about how that dude.

• 1:06:12Speaker 00

  He still had it.

• 1:06:13Andy Frisella?

  He still had a dick and he's showering in the girl's shower, butt naked in front of a mom.

• 1:06:18Speaker 00

  That's insane.

• 1:06:19Andy Frisella?

  That is insane.

• 1:06:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, guys. We got thumbs up or dumb?

• 1:06:30Andy Frisella?

  Was that a picture over there?

• 1:06:32Speaker 00

  That was the dude.

• 1:06:32Andy Frisella?

  A picture of him or whatever?

• 1:06:33Speaker 00

  The dude, yeah, that's the dude that had to go compete with his, his fellow dudes.

• 1:06:37Andy Frisella?

  Well, sorry about it.

• 1:06:41Andy Frisella?

  You know, you're not the victim, bro. It is what it is.

• 1:06:46Speaker 00

  Go dominate the dudes.

• 1:06:49Andy Frisella?

  Bro.

• 1:06:55Andy Frisella?

  It. Whatever.

• 1:06:57Speaker 00

  Yep, guys. Time for the final segment of the show. We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options.

• 1:07:10Speaker 00

  I want Andy, I want you to guess in this room. Who's thought, who submitted this, this article for thumbs up, okay? Why eat insects?

• 1:07:21Andy Frisella?

  Zishan.

• 1:07:28Andy Frisella?

  Am I right?

• 1:07:29Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:07:30Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 1:07:30Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:07:33Speaker 00

  Why eat insects?

• 1:07:34Andy Frisella?

  What you guys don't know is that Zishan's been advocating for this for a long time with us. He wants us to expand our cultural horizons.

• 1:07:41Speaker 02

  Fake news.

• 1:07:42Andy Frisella?

  No. What were you saying? You were saying chocolate covered crickets?

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  Fake news.

• 1:07:48Speaker 00

  Oh, man. Dude, listen, you put chocolate or anything, it's all right.

• 1:07:52Andy Frisella?

  I'd rather eat insects than drink my own piss.

• 1:07:54Speaker 00

  I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm with you on that. I mean, depend, it depends.

• 1:07:59Andy Frisella?

  Remember when they were trying to, when they were trying to, when they, when they had, uh, what's that act, Nicole Kidman on TV being like, mm, these are so good.

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  Downey Jr. Too.

• 1:08:09Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and everybody's like, yeah, no, fuck that.

• 1:08:11Speaker 00

  No, fuck off, yeah.

• 1:08:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, no. Just think if people would have went with all that shit, where we'd be.

• 1:08:17Speaker 00

  Eating crickets and shit?

• 1:08:18Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:19Speaker 00

  No, bro. They still want us to, by the way, I mean, you can't forget that. They do want us to. Um, yeah, why eat insects? Why not eat insects? Um, it's cheeky to answer a question with a question, but seriously, why not? For every reason you may think you don't want to eat insects, I could think of many reasons why billions of people uh, in eighty percent of the world's nations, uh, enjoy them on a regular basis. Keep reading.

• 1:08:42Andy Frisella?

  Well, I, I.

• 1:08:44Speaker 00

  Cause that's all they fucking got.

• 1:08:49Speaker 00

  They ain't top of the nation, man, I'll tell you that. I mean, it's what's available.

• 1:08:53Andy Frisella?

  What other, what other, uh, is eighty percent of the nations in the world, the third world?

• 1:08:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, fucking, yeah, eighty percent.

• 1:09:03Speaker 00

  The majority of the people.

• 1:09:04Andy Frisella?

  You know what, DJ?

• 1:09:05Speaker 00

  In the bottom of the world.

• 1:09:06Andy Frisella?

  You're, you're a climate denier for wanting to have that nice steak. Holy shit, man.

• 1:09:13Speaker 00

  Oh shit. But yeah, so this guy, uh, this guy right here, his name is, uh, Chef Joseph Yun.

• 1:09:20Andy Frisella?

  Chef Cricket?

• 1:09:21Speaker 00

  Yeah. He is, uh, he's actually, I mean, dude, he has a pretty legit following too.

• 1:09:26Andy Frisella?

  Really?

• 1:09:26Speaker 00

  He's blowing up. But he is, uh, he's a, he's pioneering, pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocates for the UN's IFAD, or International Fund for Agricultural Development. Um, he leads global change as the founder of Brooklyn Bugs. With over five hundred days of touring across six continents, he champions the immersed potential of insect agriculture, helping to reshape its significance for humanity. Uh, Joseph's fervor extends beyond culinary innovation. He strives to bridge cultures, uh, connecting with local and indigenous groups while honoring and amplifying the with, yeah, this motherfucker eats bugs, okay? And he makes them look nice.

• 1:10:10Speaker 00

  Um, this is one of his videos he posted three years ago, how to eat every insect. Got five million fucking views.

• 1:10:17Andy Frisella?

  That's because it's gross.

• 1:10:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. I think this is, this is the description, I'm assuming. Is this right, Zishan? Is this like the description of the video?

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 1:10:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. Take a deep breath and come prepared with an open mind because today Joseph Yun from Brooklyn Bugs is teaching us how to eat almost every edible insect there is. I mean, it's fucking, it's disgusting. Cricket jiao chang mayo is a staple in my house and something I eat regularly. Let's check out one of these, one of these videos.

• 1:10:43Speaker 04

  Are you tired of the same old boring eggs? Well, have I got a super delicious and fun treat for you. Go ahead and cook up your perfect six minute eggs and let's add some cricket salt to one, some black ant salt to another, and super worms on both to create the most delicious, sensational, fun egg that you could ever imagine. Noooomashisa.

• 1:11:16Andy Frisella?

  First of all,

• 1:11:19Andy Frisella?

  if you want people to eat more insects, try not to sa- like, like, deep, like, delete the sounds of your disgusting mouth.

• 1:11:31Andy Frisella?

  And maybe find someone that like, looks appealing to try the shit.

• 1:11:34Speaker 00

  This dude is nasty.

• 1:11:36Andy Frisella?

  Bro, there's just something about watching people eat food that grosses me the fuck out.

• 1:11:40Speaker 00

  You don't like the ASMR shit?

• 1:11:41Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 1:11:42Speaker 00

  No?

• 1:11:44Andy Frisella?

  You...

• 1:11:46Andy Frisella?

  That's not ASMR, bro.

• 1:11:48Speaker 00

  I mean, but that's like, when they do the mukbangs and shit.

• 1:11:51Andy Frisella?

  The what?

• 1:11:52Speaker 00

  Mukbangs. I know what it's called.

• 1:11:53Andy Frisella?

  What's that?

• 1:11:54Speaker 00

  Mukbangs. It's like when you, like, the people that be like, eating the fucking food, and like, that's what, they record themselves eating food.

• 1:12:00Andy Frisella?

  And they make this noise?

• 1:12:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, the microphone's like, fuck, yeah, people watch that shit.

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's a big community, and they'll amplify the sound, it's echoey, and it's like, the crunch is like, huh.

• 1:12:10Andy Frisella?

  Do people like that?

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  There's a big following for that.

• 1:12:13Andy Frisella?

  Oh. Wait, wait, wait.

• 1:12:17Andy Frisella?

  People watch people eat for the sound? That's a real thing?

• 1:12:20Speaker 02

  You should search it on YouTube and show it on, on the screen.

• 1:12:24Andy Frisella?

  No, no. That grosses me the fuck out. It grosses me out when people chew gum and shit with their mouth as a

• 1:12:30Speaker 00

  Oh, y'all, y'all wildin' today.

• 1:12:34Andy Frisella?

  Who does that? DJ?

• 1:12:36Speaker 00

  Y'all wildin' today.

• 1:12:38Andy Frisella?

  You, you chew your gum like that? I never noticed.

• 1:12:40Speaker 00

  I don't even chew gum, bro.

• 1:12:42Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:43Speaker 00

  I don't chew gum.

• 1:12:44Andy Frisella?

  Bro. First of all,

• 1:12:49Andy Frisella?

  dude.

• 1:12:49Speaker 00

  He looks like Dave.

• 1:12:50Andy Frisella?

  No, he doesn't.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  There's actually a condition, uh, called misophonia. It's a condition where people experience intense annoyance or anger triggered by specific sounds when someone's eating or breathing too loudly.

• 1:13:05Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's, that's me. I got that.

• 1:13:06Speaker 00

  What's it called?

• 1:13:07Speaker 02

  Me too. Misophonia.

• 1:13:08Speaker 00

  Misophonia.

• 1:13:09Andy Frisella?

  I think that's just like, you hate people. You know, get the fuck away from me.

• 1:13:13Speaker 00

  Alright, would you try his cricket jiao jiao mayo?

• 1:13:16Andy Frisella?

  First of all, dude, let me, let me tell you something. You know those worms that he's eating there? You know who else likes those worms? My ducks.

• 1:13:24Speaker 00

  Oh, your ducks?

• 1:13:24Andy Frisella?

  My ducks like the worms, bro.

• 1:13:26Speaker 00

  I fed your ducks to those worms before, yeah.

• 1:13:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:29Speaker 00

  They would like this.

• 1:13:31Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah, they would like it.

• 1:13:32Speaker 04

  Are you missing something in your life? Maybe it's cricket gochujang mayo with a bug.

• 1:13:50Speaker 04

  The cricket powder adds another layer of depth and flavor and extra crunch of the crickets and mealworms. Forget about it.

• 1:14:15Speaker 00

  Bro, that's sick. That's sick. How much to eat a worm?

• 1:14:20Speaker 00

  One little mealworm, how much? Andy, be real.

• 1:14:24Andy Frisella?

  Nah, man. Dude, I'm just like sat. I'm like. Cold, I'm.

• 1:14:31Speaker 00

  Every day you lose hope for humanity?

• 1:14:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, man. I really do.

• 1:14:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Andy Frisella?

  You know, I saw that saying that video of those girls doing that Tik Tok in front of their crash car.

• 1:14:42Speaker 00

  I don't even think that was their car. That was an old man's car.

• 1:14:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but like just people like.

• 1:14:51Andy Frisella?

  It's, I don't know.

• 1:14:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:55Speaker 00

  So how much?

• 1:14:56Andy Frisella?

  This dude's getting paid to fucking be a spokesman for this. Oh, this guy, I guarantee you, if you check out this dude's bank statements, you'll figure out that he's getting paid from pro insect World Economic Forum.

• 1:15:11Speaker 00

  Somehow, I mean, I said it. He's fucking, he works where, uh, what did it say? He works at, uh.

• 1:15:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's a pioneering member of the explorers club and chef advocate for the United Nations IFAD, the international fund.

• 1:15:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, this guy's just a figurehead, bro. Those probably aren't even real bugs.

• 1:15:32Speaker 00

  Nah, he's eating that shit.

• 1:15:34Andy Frisella?

  He looks like he eats bugs.

• 1:15:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, he's eating that shit.

• 1:15:36Andy Frisella?

  Like, if you're gonna sit here and talk about how healthy they are, why don't you get someone that doesn't look like shit?

• 1:15:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, receding hairline, fucking.

• 1:15:45Andy Frisella?

  And like dude, that fake cheerful shit that people do, like, dude, it's, it turns my stomach, bro.

• 1:15:53Andy Frisella?

  Like, exactly what this guy does. Oh my god! Yeah, exactly. So nice to see you! Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's horrible. So how much?

• 1:16:02Speaker 00

  How much? One mealworm.

• 1:16:04Andy Frisella?

  Dude, it wouldn't, I would eat a mealworm.

• 1:16:08Andy Frisella?

  What?

• 1:16:09Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 1:16:09Andy Frisella?

  A dried mealworm?

• 1:16:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:11Andy Frisella?

  That's not fucking like alive?

• 1:16:12Speaker 00

  We're doing it tonight.

• 1:16:14Andy Frisella?

  No, I'm not.

• 1:16:14Speaker 00

  Why not?

• 1:16:15Andy Frisella?

  I would, if I had to, I would eat them.

• 1:16:18Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:16:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but I don't have to.

• 1:16:24Andy Frisella?

  The what? What'd you say?

• 1:16:26Speaker 00

  He called us Timon and Pumba.

• 1:16:28Andy Frisella?

  What's that?

• 1:16:29Speaker 00

  From the Lion King.

• 1:16:30Andy Frisella?

  I never seen it.

• 1:16:31Speaker 00

  The fucking, uh...

• 1:16:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:36Andy Frisella?

  Oh, I never saw, I never saw Lion King.

• 1:16:39Speaker 00

  I'm assuming I'm fucking Pumba.

• 1:16:42Andy Frisella?

  Fucking asshole.

• 1:16:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well, anyway, um, yeah.

• 1:16:48Speaker 00

  No mayo?

• 1:16:49Andy Frisella?

  Nah, man, I mean, we're living in the fucking final days.

• 1:16:53Andy Frisella?

  We, we are.

• 1:16:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:54Andy Frisella?

  We are, bro. We're living in the, in the, we're, we're, we're there.

• 1:16:57Speaker 00

  Just take the wheel.

• 1:16:58Andy Frisella?

  It's gonna happen.

• 1:16:59Speaker 00

  Let's go.

• 1:16:59Andy Frisella?

  It's coming.

• 1:17:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:01Andy Frisella?

  Like, people, like, there's too much corruption, there's too much insane shit.

• 1:17:05Speaker 00

  Motherfuckers eating bugs, dicks in the pool.

• 1:17:07Andy Frisella?

  There's too much cowardice amongst men. It's just, uh...

• 1:17:13Andy Frisella?

  I mean, look, I'm gonna go down swinging. I'm gonna tell you that. I'm gonna do everything I can to turn everybody into some, you know, non-compliant, non-dependent, wealthy, intelligent, physically fit human beings, but uh, there's a big fucking mountain to climb right now.

• 1:17:31Speaker 00

  It is, man.

• 1:17:32Andy Frisella?

  You know, I wonder how like, I wonder if this is just how like, my dad felt looking at the world when he was like, my age.

• 1:17:41Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:17:42Andy Frisella?

  You know, well, you guys think that's true? Nah, there's no way. This is way worse.

• 1:17:47Speaker 00

  Like when I started riding Heelys and shit?

• 1:17:49Andy Frisella?

  What? Heelys?

• 1:17:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, that was.

• 1:17:52Andy Frisella?

  What the fuck is a Heely?

• 1:17:53Speaker 00

  You know what a Heely is, Andy? The shoes with the fucking skate in it?

• 1:17:57Andy Frisella?

  No, I never had those. That was, that was, bro, I'm 20 fucking years older than you.

• 1:18:02Speaker 00

  You're 15.

• 1:18:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I wasn't riding around on fucking Heelys, bro. I was trying to see some boobies.

• 1:18:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, they get you there faster.

• 1:18:13Andy Frisella?

  No, no, they don't.

• 1:18:16Andy Frisella?

  They get you further away. You might be moving faster, but you're moving in the wrong direction. Yeah, you had them though.

• 1:18:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I, I, I wanted some. We were too poor to get them. I did want a pair.

• 1:18:27Andy Frisella?

  Nah, bro, you're over the weight limit.

• 1:18:30Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 1:18:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro. We had rollerblades.

• 1:18:36Speaker 00

  I mean, you went to like Spencer's and shit and Hot Topics and stuff back then, didn't you?

• 1:18:39Andy Frisella?

  Well.

• 1:18:40Speaker 00

  You're okay.

• 1:18:41Andy Frisella?

  I never been, no, I never been in a Hot Topics, but I looked in there.

• 1:18:44Speaker 00

  What's the difference?

• 1:18:45Andy Frisella?

  I didn't go in.

• 1:18:46Speaker 00

  So you just peeked your head in the fucking?

• 1:18:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro, scary place. Dudes in there dressed up like Marilyn Manson and shit. Fuck, I didn't know what to do. I was just looked in there. I felt like a dork.

• 1:18:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:01Andy Frisella?

  I'm like, I'm not cool enough for that.

• 1:19:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:03Andy Frisella?

  I just kept walking. I would go to Spencer's and look at all the dirty cards, though.

• 1:19:06Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:19:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, they had ones with boobies in them.

• 1:19:10Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:19:10Andy Frisella?

  Didn't they? That's where everybody, everybody knew that.

• 1:19:13Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:19:13Andy Frisella?

  You go to Spencer's and check out the dirty cars.

• 1:19:15Speaker 00

  Right, right, right, right, right up in there with the Heelys on.

• 1:19:18Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah. No.

• 1:19:21Andy Frisella?

  Bro, we, we, we didn't have that, man.

• 1:19:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:23Andy Frisella?

  No Heelys.

• 1:19:24Speaker 00

  No Heelys, alright.

• 1:19:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:25Speaker 00

  Alright, well.

• 1:19:26Andy Frisella?

  Heely, I got it now.

• 1:19:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:28Andy Frisella?

  Cause they're on the heel.

• 1:19:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 1:19:29Andy Frisella?

  Got it.

• 1:19:30Speaker 00

  You know what I'm talking about.

• 1:19:31Andy Frisella?

  No. Do you guys think I know what the fuck he's talking about?

• 1:19:34Speaker 00

  I do think you, I, I do think you do.

• 1:19:36Andy Frisella?

  I do now, cause you just told me.

• 1:19:39Speaker 00

  You mean the ones with the wheels that kinda come up and down on the back heel, like?

• 1:19:42Andy Frisella?

  Well, how do they come out? I never understood how that actually works. How do they work?

• 1:19:49Speaker 00

  I don't, I know, I think they're like, like, there's a, like, you like click your heels together or some shit.

• 1:19:53Andy Frisella?

  No, that's, that's the Wizard of Oz.

• 1:19:56Speaker 00

  Bro, there's a button on there. No, they're, they like come down, I'm not lying. I'm tell, I wanted a pair, I just couldn't get them.

• 1:20:05Andy Frisella?

  They still make them?

• 1:20:06Speaker 00

  They do, actually.

• 1:20:07Andy Frisella?

  Alright, we'll get you a pair.

• 1:20:10Andy Frisella?

  We'll get you a pair.

• 1:20:11Speaker 00

  I'll bust my ass, I ain't got, like, no, I ain't got the, you know what I'm saying, the...

• 1:20:15Andy Frisella?

  I thought you were the superior athlete.

• 1:20:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, not in skateboarding.

• 1:20:20Andy Frisella?

  In what?

• 1:20:22Speaker 00

  Football.

• 1:20:22Andy Frisella?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:20:23Speaker 00

  Tennis.

• 1:20:24Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 1:20:25Speaker 00

  Got a mean backspin.

• 1:20:26Andy Frisella?

  Alright, on that note.

• 1:20:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:28Andy Frisella?

  Um, that's all I got.

• 1:20:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's all I got too. Uh, I'm gonna try not to be totally demoralized by society today. And remember that these people deserve to be laughed at. They deserve it. And shamed. It's the only way it's gonna stop. So, make fun of your local weirdo. And have a great weekend. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.