Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

Support Druski on all platforms and watch his new show "Coulda Been Love" around Valentines Day Support the D. A. W. G. Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Support Ari @ https://www.arishaffir.com/ Hello everybody. wutz gudddd? We're back with a broadcast for you. This week we're joined by the D. A. W. G. Druski. Check out his YouTube and his new show 'Coulda Been Love' coming soon. Please enjoy. God Bless. Download the PrizePicks app or visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRENCHED today and use code Drenched to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  The Wild Wild West.

• 0:15Speaker 01

  That'd be fun.

• 0:15Speaker 00

  Let's just start. Fuck it.

• 0:17Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 0:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, I thought it was, I thought it was Could Have Been House again.

• 0:21Speaker 01

  Nah, we, we actually had that coming. We, we shot that, but we haven't done that.

• 0:25Speaker 00

  Alright. I watched season one. It was great.

• 0:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, man, it's.

• 0:28Speaker 00

  It was hilarious.

• 0:29Speaker 01

  It's very interesting, I'll tell you that, yeah. We've got some interesting characters involved.

• 0:33Speaker 00

  Really? Insane people.

• 0:37Matt McCusker?

  Do you cast yourself, or do you have like a casting agent?

• 0:39Speaker 01

  Um, like, majority of them will come from like the auditions. Like, we'll go to different cities and have like auditions and shit, but then you still have your, you know, freshly picked from social medias in there. And I'm sure you know, you, you've scrolled and seen some.

• 0:56Speaker 00

  We watch, we watch the auditions here.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:58Speaker 00

  We usually, before we film or after, we, we're fans. We toss on the auditions.

• 1:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, so what, what is the show again? Explain that. I want to know.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Alright, so Could Have Been Love is different from Could Have Been House. Could Have Been House is necessarily, it has something to do with the auditions. You know, we go to each city, do auditions, you know, if you have good music, if you have good talent, whatever. We put them all in a house. The best of the best get into the house for that season. So last year, we did season one. It's kind of like Making the Band back in the day, like where, you know, you, you're competing for money. You bring it around celebrities. We had Snoop Dogg. We had all these different people. This year, we've got a whole different setup. It's the same type vibe, but more celebrities. Everything, the risk is higher, more money.

• 1:39Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  So that'll be season two. Could Have Been Love is the first time we've ever done this. Could Have Been Love is necessarily has to do with.

• 1:46Speaker 00

  You're trying to find love.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Find a woman, yeah.

• 1:49Speaker 00

  You're trying to find.

• 1:50Speaker 01

  You know, trying to find something that makes sense for me.

• 1:52Speaker 00

  For sure. Just a conventional, healthy West.

• 1:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, like the newfound fame, you know what I mean? Like.

• 1:57Matt McCusker?

  Also, R.I.P. Diddy for making the band, dude. That was a great show.

• 2:03Matt McCusker?

  Damn, so yeah, you're trying to find the one.

• 2:04Speaker 01

  He didn't die though, man. He just.

• 2:06Matt McCusker?

  I mean, he probably wishes. He probably wishes he did.

• 2:09Speaker 00

  It's coming.

• 2:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, hopefully he doesn't fucking get sad like Jeffrey Epstein did and fucking kill himself. So, so you're just trying to find the one. They're gonna come on TV.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think, um, it's mainly about just me getting that connection with a girl, man. And, you know, which is hard when you're.

• 2:24Matt McCusker?

  Are you gonna abstain though? You should mindfuck them and abstain the whole time.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  What is abstain?

• 2:29Matt McCusker?

  Don't, don't fuck them.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, yeah. Is that what that means?

• 2:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 2:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  I thought he was, I thought you were still saying Epstein.

• 2:36Matt McCusker?

  No, no, no, no.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  It's abstain.

• 2:38Matt McCusker?

  No, I'm gonna keep it changed.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:40Speaker 00

  This is bordering on.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  No, it's not. It has nothing to do with that at all. Actually, nah, it doesn't, nah.

• 2:46Speaker 00

  A house of women together?

• 2:47Speaker 01

  It's nothing like that, but they're, everybody's over 21 for sure.

• 2:50Matt McCusker?

  For sure, for sure.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:52Matt McCusker?

  Well, that sucks.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  What the? I'm not gonna watch it.

• 2:58Speaker 00

  Kinda ruins the whole fucking thing.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  Man, I might not even need to do this podcast. I need to get the fuck out of here.

• 3:04Matt McCusker?

  How, how would a girl, like, capture your heart? They're in the house?

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, so pretty much, like, yeah, we put them all in there, but we put them through different things. Like, we brought celebrities to, like, see if they could go through each competition. So, like, one day we brought, like, Bobby Althoff, and then the next day they get to meet Young M.A. You know what I mean? So, we have a lot of different celebrities in there that put them through the wringer of, like, are you good enough for Druski? Are you here for the money? Because they also are competing for $50,000.

• 3:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  So, it's not just about, like, my love and everything. We, we, we made a catch, you know? Cause we also want them to, you know, get compensated for their.

• 3:41Speaker 00

  How many of the women are white?

• 3:43Speaker 01

  Well, good, like, two or three. Two or three. Out of 18, like, two or three.

• 3:49Matt McCusker?

  Okay, alright.

• 3:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think three, yeah.

• 3:51Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, one is mixed.

• 3:53Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  Is that good enough for you?

• 3:56Speaker 00

  Nah, I was just wondering.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 3:57Speaker 00

  If the show is about black love or not.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, it's about a little bit. No, no, we actually have all races. Like, we have, um, we have a Mexican girl. We got a couple studs.

• 4:07Matt McCusker?

  You got some studs?

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. It's a mixture of a lot of shit, man.

• 4:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, if you've been following Reform, there's like a whole thing of Reform studs on Instagram.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, there's a, there's a, but see, they're not all the same. Everybody, they, they, they have these things now where they're calling them like stems or fem or, you know, like, so it's like a, a stud feminine type mixture. Yeah, they're not all just, it's not, I know back in the day, everybody was like, oh, that's a stud. Now they got these new titles. It's like, it, it has branched out.

• 4:37Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  So we had, yeah, we had a mixture of a bunch, man. It was like picking through a batch of berries.

• 4:42Matt McCusker?

  Are the studs like chaos agents? Like, what are the studs gonna do?

• 4:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, what are the studs up to?

• 4:45Speaker 01

  Nah, the studs, some of them, like I said, there, there's like, there's like a new stud thing.

• 4:49Speaker 00

  They're straight studs.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're, they're kind of like, they still look for a man, maybe not for love.

• 4:56Speaker 00

  Just a friend.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Maybe more so, yeah, like, kind of like a mentor.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  That's the vibe I get of it. I think it's more like a, like a brother, like searching for a brother. But, you know, I, I said even on the show, like, man, it's like, uh, I have no problem with them. You could share clothes with them and shit, so. I think, I think it works out for me somehow, some way. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's a good show, though.

• 5:20Matt McCusker?

  Although, what if, they can get activated and get on like, uh, on like a steal your girl mission?

• 5:24Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:25Matt McCusker?

  They do pride themselves on being able to steal any of these girls.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  We had on the show, man. They, they, a lot of them were trying to indulge in like getting with the regular girls.

• 5:33Matt McCusker?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:33Speaker 01

  And I had to discipline them for that. Yeah, it was a whole thing.

• 5:35Matt McCusker?

  How do you keep your studs in line?

• 5:36Speaker 01

  Man, that's why, yeah, we, we discipline them. Yeah, yeah, they, they go through.

• 5:40Speaker 00

  Do they have their separate rooms?

• 5:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, they have their.

• 5:44Speaker 00

  Where are you putting them?

• 5:44Speaker 01

  We don't put them anywhere in the house. It's not like we're putting them.

• 5:47Speaker 00

  You gotta put them there.

• 5:48Speaker 01

  They're trying to do the whole R. Kelly thing, like, yeah, where do y'all put them? Nah, everybody, everybody had, they, they got to choose their own rooms. We didn't put them anywhere. But it's a big house, though, so it's, you know, you can only imagine, it's 18 girls.

• 6:01Speaker 00

  God.

• 6:02Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 6:02Speaker 00

  How long are you guys in there for?

• 6:04Matt McCusker?

  Hopefully forever.

• 6:06Speaker 00

  Yeah. Muslims kill themselves for that.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  A full week.

• 6:10Speaker 00

  You know that?

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 6:11Speaker 00

  A lot of Muslims have killed themselves for that exact scenario.

• 6:13Speaker 01

  Are you really?

• 6:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's seventy-two, but yes.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  God damn.

• 6:17Speaker 00

  It's a heaven.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, I haven't heard of that. I don't know nothing about that.

• 6:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, you didn't know that?

• 6:21Matt McCusker?

  That's what they get promised. They get, literally get promised seventy-two virgins when they like blow up a school bus. They're supposed to be greeted by seventy-two.

• 6:28Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 6:28Matt McCusker?

  Virgins too, not just like maybe fucked around a little bit, but like virgins.

• 6:33Speaker 00

  And you lived it.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Well, okay. This podcast is a brand risk. This is a brand risk waiting to happen, Jesus Christ.

• 6:41Matt McCusker?

  You can edit, you can edit, whatever.

• 6:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you tell us.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  You got me thinking about everything I've said in the last ten minutes. I'm like, did we fuck up yet?

• 6:52Speaker 00

  No, you support the stuff.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, nah.

• 6:53Matt McCusker?

  No, that is pretty.

• 6:54Speaker 00

  By the way, fuck you. I've watched, I've watched your, I've watched your stuff.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, you get it. We're all, we're all, yeah, we're all everywhere with it, man. Nah, you know.

• 7:02Matt McCusker?

  Dude, that's.

• 7:02Speaker 01

  But nah, I, I'm, I actually, yeah, nah, this show, this show is gonna be dope, man. I actually love this whole shit that we did. And it's owned by us, so it doesn't feel like anybody's telling us to do what they want us to do. Like, everything we've done comedically has always been from me or my team, you know, our voice.

• 7:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. So do you like, is it true? Cause I've heard in those like shows, you kind of ply the house with alcohol. You're gonna have like a lot of alcohol. How are you gonna keep people, are you just gonna?

• 7:29Speaker 01

  No, with us, nah, we, we, we had some sponsors. Like, we had Happy Dad, we had Taylor Port. But we didn't really like do it like that, cause I think naturally the girls are catty, man. They, they naturally were just ready to fight.

• 7:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Just because the cameras are around.

• 7:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 7:44Speaker 01

  A lot of the girls just were doing it, just, we were like, yo, what the fuck? Did you just fight her for it? And she's like, oh, the bitch was talking over me. No point. There's, there's no reason why you would just go and bat her in the face for no reason. So a lot of it, yeah, a lot of this shit was real and it just didn't make sense. I think, you know, with women, they wanna be kind of like this new culture of like baddies or, you remember Bad Girls Club, that whole shit is like a thing. So yeah, with, with this show, you're gonna see a lot of that type of shit.

• 8:12Matt McCusker?

  Nice.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:14Matt McCusker?

  That would be awesome, man.

• 8:15Speaker 00

  What happened to the man?

• 8:18Speaker 00

  Done dude.

• 8:19Matt McCusker?

  I think he thought about the baddies.

• 8:20Speaker 00

  Stud talk, yeah, he's headed back to his.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  Is this one of y'all's house?

• 8:23Speaker 00

  This is my house.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Oh, this is your house?

• 8:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, Lemare used to live here.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  Who?

• 8:26Speaker 00

  He just moved out, the guy that just went back to his.

• 8:29Matt McCusker?

  The guy who had a coffee.

• 8:30Speaker 00

  Back to his office, back to his beach laboratory, dude, that's where he used to.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  There's no furniture in that back room over there.

• 8:34Speaker 00

  No, we just had it cleared out, he was jacking off back there.

• 8:39Speaker 00

  I was in Philly for the last five, six months and Lemare just lived here.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Why did y'all clear the whole room out?

• 8:44Speaker 00

  He made it his gaming room. And then lied to me about jacking off in there. He said he didn't jack off.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  Only once.

• 8:52Speaker 00

  He said once?

• 8:52Speaker 03

  Just once dude.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  You do give them a nod.

• 8:56Matt McCusker?

  That's like when a cat pees in the basement, it's going to pee again.

• 8:59Speaker 00

  You cracked the seal on that room.

• 9:03Speaker 00

  No way you were getting hard in there and walking back in there.

• 9:07Speaker 00

  You're not walking outside.

• 9:09Matt McCusker?

  It was an amphibious mission, he'd probably swim across the pool.

• 9:11Speaker 00

  Through the water.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  I had no idea you stayed here though, man.

• 9:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 9:16Speaker 01

  I feel like all white comedians live here, I was just telling them that.

• 9:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 9:19Speaker 01

  Tom Segura, you, Joe Rogan.

• 9:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, no taxes.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  What, yeah, what is the reason?

• 9:25Speaker 00

  Taxes.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Well, I think there's a couple of different places that have taxes.

• 9:28Speaker 00

  Uh, they, they don't have comedy clubs, like here, here you can do comedy every night of the week.

• 9:34Speaker 01

  Okay, okay.

• 9:35Speaker 00

  Versus like Tennessee and Florida.

• 9:36Matt McCusker?

  Florida, yeah, Tennessee.

• 9:38Speaker 00

  Nashville could get it. They could have that.

• 9:42Speaker 01

  You open your own?

• 9:43Speaker 00

  Uh, I don't know, maybe.

• 9:45Speaker 01

  So go.

• 9:45Speaker 00

  But there to, I don't know, I'm gonna buy, build a comedy club.

• 9:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:48Speaker 00

  Somebody else.

• 9:49Speaker 01

  Why people don't indulge in their money, like you really didn't, this is like a regular house too.

• 9:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, this is like an Airbnb I just rented.

• 9:54Speaker 01

  You fly in jets though, man, you can't get a bigger house, like damn, like this is a nice house though.

• 10:00Speaker 00

  I think I will.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  Nice crib.

• 10:01Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 10:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure.

• 10:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, this is all I need, I'm never here.

• 10:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, that's true, you don't, you don't, you don't really need too much either.

• 10:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  You don't buy any designer shit? You're not wearing that type of bullshit?

• 10:12Speaker 00

  Fucking holes in my sweatpants.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  Why, though, man?

• 10:16Matt McCusker?

  There is, well, there is something about if you like get in the lap of luxury, you feel dumb.

• 10:19Speaker 01

  I want to get to the bottom of it, but why? Because I, as a black guy, I want to know, like, dude, you have money. You got marks on your shoes. What's, what, both of y'all, y'all are just wearing, they're not good shoes anymore, bro. What the fuck do you mean? These are not good shoes. You guys, what, what is the name of those?

• 10:36Matt McCusker?

  I have no idea.

• 10:37Speaker 01

  They have an M on it.

• 10:38Matt McCusker?

  Kahours.

• 10:39Speaker 01

  Kahours? That sounds like a fucking cereal, man.

• 10:43Speaker 00

  You guys, you guys are gonna be wearing Kahours in about 10 years.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I'm saying like.

• 10:49Speaker 00

  We, the whites, dictate the culture these days.

• 10:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, y'all are definitely leaf.

• 10:54Speaker 00

  Got the Carhartt overalls. My uncle was wearing those.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  No, I know, but it just, I don't get it, man.

• 11:00Matt McCusker?

  It's like being, it's like a triad boss, dude. The guy who like sell hot dogs for 40 years, you just kind of move.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  But where are y'all putting y'all's money into? Like, where, where would you say you've spent the most money at? Is it cars?

• 11:13Matt McCusker?

  Groceries.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  Women?

• 11:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, Grubhub.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Groceries?

• 11:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 11:17Speaker 00

  Grubhub, Chipotle.

• 11:18Matt McCusker?

  It's like $500 a week.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  That's good, though, man.

• 11:21Matt McCusker?

  I just save it. I save it all, man.

• 11:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:23Matt McCusker?

  Always ready for the fucking rug to get pulled out from under your feet.

• 11:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck does that mean?

• 11:30Matt McCusker?

  Just have it all crumble, dude.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, okay, okay.

• 11:32Speaker 00

  Can all come crashing down at any moment.

• 11:34Speaker 01

  I, I was just curious, because, you know, I never, even with you, I always ask.

• 11:37Speaker 00

  No, I should wear nicer clothes.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  So you don't even choose to do jets? They'll put you in a jet?

• 11:42Speaker 00

  A lot of times, yeah.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  But you're not just doing it on leisure?

• 11:47Speaker 00

  Yeah. It's usually with the gig, with the show, I'll be, that's in the contract, yeah.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  So you'll build that in intentionally?

• 11:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:55Speaker 01

  Okay, so you like doing it?

• 11:56Speaker 00

  I do like doing that a lot.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  All right, so yours is kind of like.

• 11:58Speaker 00

  Absolutely.

• 11:59Speaker 01

  You're, you like to indulge in?

• 12:01Speaker 00

  Getting to and from the show.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:04Speaker 00

  That's it.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  That's it. Other than that, you're not gonna see you at a fucking trip club throwing money and shit, yeah.

• 12:10Speaker 00

  Not anymore. Those days are gone.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  That, that was your thing?

• 12:14Speaker 00

  No, I, no, I never really did that.

• 12:16Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, okay, that's good.

• 12:17Matt McCusker?

  Where, how do you indulge? What's your?

• 12:19Speaker 01

  His girlfriend must be here, huh?

• 12:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  I always know when a girl's around somewhere. I'm like, yo, what are you doing, man? When I talked to you on the phone, you weren't talking like that.

• 12:31Speaker 00

  Shrewski, you gonna shut the fuck up right now?

• 12:33Speaker 01

  I said, shut the fuck up!

• 12:35Speaker 00

  What are you doing?

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Yo!

• 12:40Speaker 01

  You're a completely different person right now, man. What are you doing, man?

• 12:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, naked girls?

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:47Speaker 00

  Naked girls dancing? No, I hate it.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  I respect that, man. You're a humble dude, bro. And just speaking to you, you also as well. Go ahead.

• 12:54Matt McCusker?

  Thank you, man. How do you indulge? What are you, what's your...

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Man, I try, I try not to do the same. Like, I try to, you know, spend a little here and there, but definitely not one of the guys that'll buy a bunch of cars or...

• 13:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:07Speaker 01

  You know, houses or nothing, spots, none of that shit. I like to, I like to invest back into whatever we're doing. Like, even with the show that we're doing right now, like, I like to spend my money there. Or even with auditions, like, that shit's expensive to go city to city and try to do these auditions. People don't know that. And a lot of times when I show the production, like, even my cameraman right here film, he'll, he'll take pictures of behind the scenes, and people are like, "What the fuck? Is that many people behind...?" It's like a whole thing, so...

• 13:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  It's not easy doing that, but I, I like to spend my money in that way instead of, you know, on all that bullshit.

• 13:43Speaker 00

  You wanna know something wild?

• 13:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 13:45Speaker 00

  I saw a fucking drone last night.

• 13:47Matt McCusker?

  Where?

• 13:47Speaker 01

  A drone?

• 13:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, one of the drones.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  What?

• 13:50Speaker 00

  You hear about the drones? Yeah.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  No, I haven't heard about it.

• 13:53Speaker 00

  Saw it last night. You didn't hear about the drones in New Jersey?

• 13:56Speaker 01

  No.

• 13:56Speaker 00

  That's crazy. You're just hearing about this?

• 13:59Speaker 01

  What news outlet was that on?

• 14:01Speaker 00

  Everything.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  Shade Room?

• 14:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they were... I thought they were aliens.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  You see how it wiped out? He's like, "No, it's not on fucking Shade Room." Where, where, where, where did y'all, where, where was that at?

• 14:11Speaker 00

  Right here, I saw it outside.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  There was a drone, like, a real...

• 14:15Speaker 00

  Like, big fucking huge drone. For like, an hour, it was flying, and it would come around, it was doing the same lap over and over.

• 14:22Matt McCusker?

  It might have actually been, it might have been someone just watching you.

• 14:24Speaker 00

  It was a, it was a real big fucking drone.

• 14:27Speaker 01

  What?

• 14:27Speaker 00

  And it was far, like, it was high.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  Do you feel like, um, do you believe in all the alien shit?

• 14:33Speaker 00

  No, I, I, I just don't think anyone knows what the drones are. No one, I mean, if you've never heard of this story, I probably sound like a fucking maniac.

• 14:40Speaker 01

  The fucking camera drone thing.

• 14:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, but there's drones right now that people, no one knows what they are. And the government won't tell us what they are. And they're like SUV sized drones.

• 14:49Speaker 01

  In the air.

• 14:50Speaker 00

  In the air.

• 14:50Matt McCusker?

  That's how big they are?

• 14:51Speaker 01

  But I'm saying, does it look like a circle? Is it like the?

• 14:54Speaker 00

  No, it's like, uh, it kinda looks almost like a plane, but it's, it's got lights everywhere. I'll show you.

• 14:59Matt McCusker?

  Damn, it's tricked out?

• 15:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I need to see this.

• 15:01Matt McCusker?

  It's got the ground effects?

• 15:02Speaker 01

  Nah, that does, that does sound interesting though. I just, I've never seen.

• 15:06Speaker 00

  Is it, I mean, it's not that exciting, but there it is last night. It's far away.

• 15:10Matt McCusker?

  You got raw footage?

• 15:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  Bro, this is a fucking plane, nigga.

• 15:13Speaker 00

  No, it's not.

• 15:15Speaker 00

  I knew this was gonna happen, I was afraid.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  This is a fucking plane!

• 15:18Speaker 00

  I was afraid to tell you guys.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm literally looking at it. This is a plane with red lights on. This might have been an emergency plane.

• 15:23Matt McCusker?

  Trust me daddy.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah, I see what you're saying though. Hold on.

• 15:28Matt McCusker?

  And it was just doing fucking, it was?

• 15:30Speaker 01

  Nah, it does look very different.

• 15:32Speaker 00

  It was literally just doing circles for as long as I was out there.

• 15:35Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck?

• 15:35Speaker 00

  You'd see it every like twenty minutes.

• 15:37Speaker 01

  So other people have seen this and?

• 15:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:39Speaker 01

  That nobody has said what, exactly what it was.

• 15:41Speaker 00

  No, people are, senators are literally asking the government to tell us what it is and they won't.

• 15:45Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Well, they know you're here. I'll tell you that.

• 15:49Speaker 00

  They got?

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Whatever it is, they know that Shane Gillis is, is, is in this house.

• 15:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  Nah, that's interesting.

• 15:55Speaker 00

  The first video.

• 15:56Speaker 01

  I've never actually seen nothing like that for real.

• 15:58Speaker 00

  The first video is very good.

• 15:59Speaker 01

  It kinda looks like something.

• 16:01Matt McCusker?

  I see what you're saying, looking like a plane?

• 16:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, it kinda has like the flash.

• 16:04Speaker 00

  Uh. So with my naked eye.

• 16:06Matt McCusker?

  But looking at that flight path, that's an irregular flight, flight path for sure.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, cause it's not just going through, it stopped and then went back to other ways.

• 16:13Speaker 00

  Filming it never does it justice.

• 16:14Matt McCusker?

  I do, trust me.

• 16:15Speaker 00

  I saw it, I saw it live.

• 16:16Speaker 01

  Why does nobody have good HD footage of shit?

• 16:19Speaker 00

  I don't know, I tried to film it and it just got blurry.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  I feel like nobody has a good HD footage of nothing that we don't know about.

• 16:27Speaker 00

  Oh, this is.

• 16:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, she was, my girlfriend was making fun of me for being old because I couldn't film it.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  Shit, what?

• 16:39Speaker 04

  Well, you can fucking do it.

• 16:42Speaker 00

  That's good UFO footage. Well, you fucking film it. I can't film it. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  Nobody has good footage in none of this shit, bro. That's the fucked up part of all this shit.

• 16:52Matt McCusker?

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• 17:50Matt McCusker?

  For the UAP?

• 17:51Speaker 00

  I can't have girl vouch.

• 17:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 17:53Speaker 00

  You know what I mean?

• 17:54Matt McCusker?

  For what?

• 17:55Speaker 00

  To see a UFO, you can't have a woman be like, yeah, we saw it.

• 17:57Matt McCusker?

  Why? Because they believe everything?

• 18:00Speaker 00

  No one's gonna believe the woman, but I do have, O'Connor was there too.

• 18:05Speaker 00

  You can't have a female.

• 18:08Speaker 00

  You need two male witnesses.

• 18:12Speaker 00

  Any female witness is nullified, dude.

• 18:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 18:15Speaker 00

  One male witness is equal to like five female witnesses.

• 18:17Matt McCusker?

  Prosecutor just hits him with their horoscope in the stand. They're like, yes, I believe everything. Like, alright, your honor, rest my case.

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Nah, honestly, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know if I believe in that shit, man. It's definitely something out there in the ocean, but I don't know about it anywhere.

• 18:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't think that was, I don't think there was like an alien UFO.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think that was some government shit.

• 18:34Speaker 00

  Fucking weird government thing to do. I'm gonna be out there tonight.

• 18:37Speaker 01

  Either that or your neighbors just are on some, trying to fuck with you.

• 18:41Speaker 00

  There's also a chance it's just a guy.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, just a neighbor.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  Just having fun with it.

• 18:45Speaker 00

  It's a big fucking drum.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  But you said you saw it on an outlet.

• 18:48Matt McCusker?

  Oh, dude, it was on the news. There was like.

• 18:50Speaker 01

  It was on the news.

• 18:50Matt McCusker?

  They were everywhere. So it was like people really were calling them.

• 18:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's not a neighbor.

• 18:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, no.

• 18:57Speaker 00

  That could be China.

• 18:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it could be China. Although, why would they, like, they have, they get it.

• 19:02Speaker 00

  It could be China.

• 19:05Matt McCusker?

  China could have.

• 19:05Speaker 01

  And why do they want to come to Austin, Texas?

• 19:07Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm trying to figure out.

• 19:08Speaker 00

  A lot of tech, a lot of tech down here.

• 19:09Speaker 01

  There's nothing here, bro.

• 19:11Speaker 00

  It's all tech now.

• 19:12Speaker 01

  It's tech?

• 19:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, Elon Musk.

• 19:13Speaker 01

  So this is like, kind of like the new Portland?

• 19:15Speaker 00

  Yeah. This is a lot of tech down there.

• 19:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, led by Elon Musk. Dude, how, what'd you think about his, uh, pouring his heart out?

• 19:22Speaker 00

  Pouring his heart out like that?

• 19:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, did you see that?

• 19:24Speaker 00

  See Elon Musk could have fucking.

• 19:25Matt McCusker?

  Did you even see the Nazi salute from Elon Musk?

• 19:27Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, I did see that, yeah.

• 19:28Speaker 00

  That was.

• 19:29Matt McCusker?

  And he, he claims he was.

• 19:30Speaker 00

  That was tough to defend, bro.

• 19:32Matt McCusker?

  He's like, I'm sending my heart to you, and he pounded his chest and then tossed his hand up.

• 19:35Speaker 01

  And threw it out, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:37Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that is either.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  I think a lot of the shit he be doing, sometimes he be trolling too.

• 19:40Matt McCusker?

  You think that? That's a wild.

• 19:42Speaker 01

  Cause he's heavy on, on Twitter and shit.

• 19:44Matt McCusker?

  He is.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  He's always like laughing at jokes on there.

• 19:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  Shit that AB posts.

• 19:48Speaker 00

  He's trying to do like the crack.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Like the Cracker of the Year Awards and all that. He always laughs at shit like that. So I think he's, he knows what he's doing. He, he's very funny.

• 19:57Speaker 00

  But toss him a fucking.

• 19:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was crazy though. That's not that much, not at an inauguration.

• 20:02Speaker 00

  You can't do that at a political rally.

• 20:03Matt McCusker?

  And then, and then being like, oh my God, enough with the Nazi stuff, dude. It's such a, it's like, that was wild.

• 20:09Speaker 00

  That was a close one.

• 20:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 20:11Speaker 00

  I'm usually quick to defend that one.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Why didn't you go? I, I saw like.

• 20:15Speaker 00

  Uh, I was, uh, I went to the Notre Dame National Championship.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  You were invited for sure, though.

• 20:20Speaker 00

  I was, uh, not through the administration, I don't think.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  You're one of the pure ones.

• 20:23Speaker 00

  AB, AB invited me. I got invited with AB.

• 20:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:27Speaker 00

  Which was tough to turn down. Yeah.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Antonio Brown was at the.

• 20:31Speaker 00

  Antonio Brown was at the inauguration.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:34Speaker 00

  Steve Ovont and the Paul brothers. I mean, that was a crazy lineup.

• 20:37Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it was.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  I didn't even know he was, I didn't see him, I didn't see AB in none of those pictures.

• 20:41Matt McCusker?

  I didn't see him either.

• 20:41Speaker 00

  He was there.

• 20:43Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 20:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  You know.

• 20:44Speaker 00

  I saw a picture of him and Trump, and he invited me to go with him.

• 20:47Speaker 01

  He took a picture with Trump? How is this not, I, I have not seen none of that shit.

• 20:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I haven't seen it either. I saw the Paul brothers were there.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  I saw one of the, uh, it was this black guy there doing an MLK speech.

• 20:58Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, and Trump's behind him, kind of fucking laughing.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  If you're a brother in America, he really, that guy set us back right there. I don't know what. I don't know what he even put that accent on for. I don't know why he, yeah, it was a lot, man.

• 21:13Matt McCusker?

  So he hit like the old preacher accent?

• 21:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, he just really just, it's like, damn, bro.

• 21:18Matt McCusker?

  What was he doing? He's like, we will have Panera one day.

• 21:21Speaker 01

  Well, you, don't do it. You don't, yeah, you.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  You're not allowed to do it.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  Let's leave it alone, just fuck it.

• 21:32Matt McCusker?

  That was just for clarification.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  Nah, it just doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right when you went to go and do that.

• 21:39Speaker 00

  That's how we both naturally talk. This is our radio voice right now.

• 21:42Matt McCusker?

  We've been code switching this whole time.

• 21:44Speaker 00

  Whenever we talk, we're like, "Yeah, I'd like some Chipotle. Could I get chicken bowl with rice?" And he says, "Yeah, no problem, Shane."

• 21:55Speaker 01

  "One day, the portions will be bigger." "Is this some bullshit?"

• 22:00Speaker 00

  That's just how we talk normally.

• 22:01Speaker 01

  Brand is great. This is not a brand risk. I just hope we have a cease and desist letter. This is, this is getting bad.

• 22:11Matt McCusker?

  Nah. Our lawyers are counter back with white boys crazy.

• 22:13Speaker 01

  White boys crazy.

• 22:19Matt McCusker?

  Damn, Juicy, you're the man.

• 22:20Speaker 00

  Oh, man. Can you do, can you do a good MLK?

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Uh, nah, I just, see, I'm gonna just leave that alone, cuz that guy, he definitely, that guy definitely, he set us back so bad that I wouldn't even, I don't even think we even need to impersonate MLK. I don't even know why that guy did that. And if you look at Trump and Elon Musk and everybody's face when he was doing it, it just like, uh...

• 22:43Speaker 00

  It was crazy.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  It was, I don't know why.

• 22:45Speaker 00

  It was almost as crazy as the Hitler salute.

• 22:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were, they were like trying not to laugh. It was almost like, "Bro, why are you doing this?"

• 22:52Speaker 00

  Cuz it is funny.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like...

• 22:54Speaker 00

  It's like, we know that's not how you talk, what are you doing?

• 22:56Speaker 01

  God, yeah, it was bad, it was bad. Who is that guy? Was he a pastor?

• 23:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 23:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, let's, I'm kinda, I didn't see that, I'm kinda, I missed everything on the internet yesterday. How do you Google that, by the way?

• 23:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, don't say, yeah.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's not the best person to impersonate during an inauguration.

• 23:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 23:18Speaker 01

  They could've just played a clip, I think, would've.

• 23:20Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, I knew he was a rapper.

• 23:25Matt McCusker?

  What was he stoked on? Was he just like stoked on Trump or like?

• 23:29Speaker 00

  I think unity.

• 23:31Matt McCusker?

  Okay, that's what's up. I mean, that's nice. That's good.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's dope.

• 23:36Matt McCusker?

  It truly is though. If you're gonna give the speech, oh.

• 23:39Speaker 01

  Well, that's good. Everybody, nobody had anything bad. Oh, wow. Yeah, no, that guy's good. Yeah, that's a good dude.

• 23:45Matt McCusker?

  He could have just been like, alright.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  For him to just come in there for unity, that's.

• 23:49Matt McCusker?

  That's actually nice. And maybe he just got carried away. The spirit of the moment, he was just like, fuck it, I can't control myself. Let rip.

• 23:56Speaker 00

  I mean, Musk, Musk got carried away too.

• 23:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he saw Musk doing a fucking Nazi salute. He's like, I'm doing the voice. Fuck this. I'm gonna have fun too.

• 24:04Speaker 00

  It's the 40s and 50s again. Everybody's going back. Let's just do whatever we were doing.

• 24:09Matt McCusker?

  That was weird though, seeing like the.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  Everybody was trying to get in their back.

• 24:13Speaker 00

  Going back in time.

• 24:16Speaker 01

  And then you saw the Paul brothers got into it with, um.

• 24:19Matt McCusker?

  Theo Von.

• 24:20Speaker 01

  Theo. I thought it was a joke at first, but Theo really.

• 24:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:23Speaker 01

  He hopped on.

• 24:24Matt McCusker?

  Classic bullying, dude. They fucked up his chair and had him fall.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  He was serious, bro.

• 24:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you'd be embarrassed. Imagine falling at the inauguration.

• 24:29Speaker 00

  Theo said it didn't happen.

• 24:30Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 24:31Speaker 00

  Theo came back and said, my bad. Turns out they didn't fuck with the chair.

• 24:35Speaker 01

  But was he trolling?

• 24:36Speaker 00

  I don't think. I think he was serious. I have no idea. I didn't talk to him about it. I think he seemed serious.

• 24:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:41Matt McCusker?

  I was, I was ready to ride.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  Theo's one of those guys you never really know sometimes.

• 24:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can't really tell, but that seemed serious.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, he seemed, yeah, cause why, cause it didn't seem like anything he was joking about. Yeah, there's no joking, none of the shit he was tweeting out.

• 24:53Speaker 00

  Unless he sells a fight with them.

• 24:55Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 24:56Speaker 00

  Cause he just goes and gets knocked out by the Paul brothers.

• 25:01Matt McCusker?

  I was ready to ride against the Paul brothers.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  Hey, that's one way he could be selling that fight.

• 25:05Speaker 00

  Maybe he sells just getting knocked out in a couple of months.

• 25:07Matt McCusker?

  That'd be so sick.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, falling through a chair out of anywhere is hell, but inauguration, that's.

• 25:14Matt McCusker?

  That is funny to think about. Logan, Logan's the boxer, right? Or Jake? Jake Paul?

• 25:18Speaker 01

  Nah, they both do it.

• 25:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, nah, one fake fight. Logan is like a WWF guy.

• 25:23Speaker 01

  I think he, he did that after, after he did the Floyd one. He was like, fuck this.

• 25:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, he boxed Floyd Mayweather.

• 25:28Matt McCusker?

  Oh, he did?

• 25:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:30Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, I get him confused.

• 25:31Speaker 00

  They both boxed, but the younger brother's the one.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Still don't.

• 25:35Speaker 00

  Who just beat the fuck out of Mike Tyson.

• 25:40Matt McCusker?

  So unnecessary.

• 25:41Speaker 00

  That was fucked up too, man.

• 25:42Matt McCusker?

  So bad. Yeah, that was like sad, man.

• 25:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  They had Mike like butt naked in locker rooms getting prepared.

• 25:47Speaker 00

  I think that was Mike.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:49Speaker 00

  I think Mike was doing that.

• 25:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, that's what I said.

• 25:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, they had Mike really tweaking out.

• 25:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  But that might have just been, I think that's from other fights though, man. I think he had, I think he's got to form a CTE for sure.

• 26:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  There's, there's, there's a lot of people with functional CTE. There's CTE that you can notice off bat, but then there's like the functional kind.

• 26:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:10Speaker 01

  That like you could still, you could say wild shit and get away with it a little bit.

• 26:14Matt McCusker?

  It's like AIDS.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  Tyson is one of them. Yeah, exactly.

• 26:16Matt McCusker?

  It's like if you have enough money.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Yeah. And eventually it spreads and spreads until, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:21Matt McCusker?

  You just give it to all your girlfriends.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  Okay, well, I don't know about that.

• 26:28Matt McCusker?

  That's what I thought you were talking about.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  I don't think you spread it like that. I think it spreads through the brain.

• 26:34Speaker 00

  It does. Yeah, that's actually a decent point.

• 26:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:36Speaker 00

  CTE does get, can kinda spread.

• 26:39Speaker 01

  He's got a point.

• 26:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:40Speaker 00

  They got it from somebody who probably had CTE too.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Who's some functional CTE people that you feel like have functional CTE?

• 26:47Speaker 00

  I think it's probably just most former NFL guys.

• 26:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, anytime they flash to a UFC fighter, one of those things.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  Nah, yeah, some of the fighters have it too.

• 26:54Speaker 00

  The old UFC fighters.

• 26:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they're wrecked, dude.

• 26:57Speaker 00

  Real old, yeah.

• 26:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 26:58Matt McCusker?

  It's gotta be kinda sick to just be like, fuck it, yeah, I'm just gonna get my head, my bell rang and just rock with CTE for a while. Once you get over the fear, it's gotta be kinda nice. Gamble whenever you feel like it. Fucking smash everything in your house.

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Yo, those gamble companies, they'll be on you too. They'll be looking for those people with us.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  You been seeing that, uh, you know about Bob Minery?

• 27:21Speaker 00

  I know of him.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  He's been promoting the fuck out of some gamble company.

• 27:24Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Oh, man. They got him by the balls, man. He just promoting every.

• 27:29Matt McCusker?

  Who's that?

• 27:30Speaker 01

  He's, he usually does shit with like, uh, Nuk Boys.

• 27:33Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  And, and different shit around that. But I don't know the name of the company, but it is funny, man. He'll do a promotion and then take it down in like an hour. He'd be like, if you wanna win free tickets, come out to a game with me and just have this, all this shit you gotta do. And then he'd be like, ah, fuck those people. I'm not doing that shit no more. This company is such, you know, what the fuck just happened, bro? You got all these people signed up for the hour. And he's like, if you guys sign up, I'm sorry. Tomorrow we'll do a different one. I'm like, yo, this is the worst business I've ever seen in my life. But you know, those companies, they just like, they got money, man.

• 28:09Matt McCusker?

  Dude, tons of money. Apparently they've been like killing it harder than anyone can imagine. Like billions of dollars out of the state of New Jersey alone.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:18Matt McCusker?

  You had to know that. Sager and Jett is big on that. The guy from Breaking Points was, he was hipping me to the stats and they're not good.

• 28:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, we never had, we never had betting like this.

• 28:26Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 28:26Speaker 00

  You had to go to Atlantic City or?

• 28:27Speaker 01

  I don't think they were able to promote it back in.

• 28:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was illegal. They just made it legal. Now every single person gambles.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  Well, after LeBron James started doing commercials, like.

• 28:36Speaker 00

  Was he?

• 28:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. He does one, um, right now with Kevin Hart, I think.

• 28:41Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, that's right.

• 28:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:44Matt McCusker?

  Damn, his deal just ended with China and now he's doing gambling?

• 28:51Speaker 00

  I was mad at LeBron during the national title.

• 28:53Matt McCusker?

  Why, why? Oh, he was Ohio.

• 28:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was in the, in the box.

• 28:57Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. I mean, you had to know.

• 28:58Speaker 00

  Put a crown on his own head. I was just.

• 29:00Speaker 01

  You knew Notre Dame wasn't gonna win that.

• 29:02Speaker 00

  I didn't think Notre Dame was gonna win, but.

• 29:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:05Matt McCusker?

  First drive looked good.

• 29:05Speaker 00

  Great season.

• 29:06Speaker 01

  You gave him pep talk though?

• 29:08Speaker 00

  I did.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  You did?

• 29:10Speaker 00

  I'm not supposed to.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  Well, that might've been the reason right there. That shit didn't happen.

• 29:13Matt McCusker?

  What happened?

• 29:14Speaker 00

  No, just met the boys in the morning, gave them a little.

• 29:18Matt McCusker?

  How'd that go?

• 29:18Speaker 00

  It was incredible. I think I'm not supposed to talk about it.

• 29:21Matt McCusker?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 29:22Speaker 00

  I think they want me to kind of.

• 29:23Matt McCusker?

  True, true, true.

• 29:24Speaker 00

  But no, that was awesome. Uh, yeah. Got to meet Marcus Freeman before the game. Phil talked to him. It was nice.

• 29:32Matt McCusker?

  That's awesome.

• 29:33Speaker 00

  Phil made his way all the way back to the title after the week two heart attack.

• 29:36Matt McCusker?

  Huge.

• 29:37Speaker 00

  Beast.

• 29:38Matt McCusker?

  How did you, so you, how did you feel about the game? Did you feel all right with, I mean, it was?

• 29:41Speaker 00

  I, I knew it was, I, I was like 21-7. I was like, that's game.

• 29:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 29:45Speaker 00

  And then, uh. They were close. I mean, they cut it, they cut it to one score with like four minutes and then questionable decision to try to kick a field goal for no reason down 16 or whatever.

• 29:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 29:58Speaker 00

  But great season. We'll be back for sure. We gotta raise some money for the Irish now.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  No, they've got plenty of money, man.

• 30:06Speaker 00

  I'm gonna give them a little.

• 30:07Speaker 01

  Those guys.

• 30:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, sorry. That's where all the money's going.

• 30:09Speaker 00

  That's where all the money's going. I'm going, fuck my family. It's going straight to Notre Dame football. I was looking.

• 30:16Speaker 01

  The booster club's eating, man.

• 30:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, I was looking at the confetti, watching Ohio State score, just sitting there going, I called my agent immediately. I was like, let's book a show and give all the money to Notre Dame. Notre Dame needs a champion. I woke up the next day like, ah, fuck. Fuck, that's a lot of money.

• 30:35Matt McCusker?

  You just take your half of the, uh, pros, like the fire show you're doing. Like, actually, Bill, I'll donate my own half to Notre Dame.

• 30:42Speaker 00

  Fuck the, fuck, fuck the LA fires. Let's go to, Notre Dame needs a D tackle.

• 30:47Speaker 00

  I need to give that to an 18 year old.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  I think y'all, y'all did something for the LA fires.

• 30:55Speaker 00

  That's on Monday. Me and Burr, me and Burr are gonna do a show out there.

• 31:00Matt McCusker?

  Where's it at? Where's the show at?

• 31:02Speaker 00

  I don't know. In LA. I forget what it's called. The Wiltern? Is that what it is? The Wiltern?

• 31:07Speaker 01

  They were talking about that when I was over there.

• 31:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, it'll be good.

• 31:10Speaker 01

  Yeah. I thought it was something for kids. I thought it was a, uh, like a fundraiser.

• 31:16Speaker 00

  What, what I'm doing?

• 31:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, I thought.

• 31:18Speaker 00

  It's a fundraiser for the fires.

• 31:19Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 31:20Speaker 00

  For LA.

• 31:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I think it's going towards, um, Randy Quaid's mansion.

• 31:25Speaker 00

  Now, what's happening is, uh, what's happening is all those rich people whose houses burnt down, not that I'm like, fuck them, but they are all renting apartments now in LA. And the prices are just.

• 31:38Matt McCusker?

  Oh, fuck.

• 31:39Speaker 00

  Everyone's fucked now. Cause now thousands of rich people are just buying.

• 31:44Matt McCusker?

  Came down from the hills and they're just crushing it.

• 31:46Speaker 00

  Like landlords are calling people like, hey, get the fuck out of here.

• 31:48Matt McCusker?

  That's fucked.

• 31:49Speaker 00

  I got a guy who's gonna pay triple what you're paying. And if people don't know the laws, they're just like, oh, fuck, my landlord said I had to leave.

• 31:55Matt McCusker?

  That sucks.

• 31:56Speaker 00

  Yeah. So.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  What the fuck are y'all talking about?

• 32:00Matt McCusker?

  The fires, they're, yeah, the, the rich.

• 32:02Speaker 00

  There were fires in LA.

• 32:05Speaker 00

  Did you, you don't know the fucking drones?

• 32:07Speaker 01

  Did you hear about it?

• 32:10Speaker 01

  No, no, no, that shit was a crazy situation for real. You know what's crazy? We had just eaten at that, um, at that Nobu. I think, I don't know if that shit burnt down.

• 32:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't, I don't know anything about all that. So they were telling me where shit was burning.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  Like a Malibu area, they got like a bunch of restaurants on the water. But I saw a lot of that shit burning down on that whole strip. Damn. Like the houses and everything. I don't know, Nobu or Soho might still be there.

• 32:35Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:36Matt McCusker?

  But you were there after the fire or right before?

• 32:38Speaker 01

  Nah, it was like, like two days before it started. We were just there.

• 32:42Speaker 00

  Was it fucking windy?

• 32:42Speaker 01

  And then I saw the videos of it, of somebody driving through that same area.

• 32:46Speaker 00

  Oh, wow.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  And I was like, damn, this shit looks completely, like swept through. But, yeah, I don't know. I don't, I don't know what all got affected by it.

• 32:56Matt McCusker?

  Well, it was weird too, cause like you look at the footage and there'd be one house left on the block and it's like, that'd be crazy to just come back and be like, oh, fuck.

• 33:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, I did it.

• 33:04Matt McCusker?

  Shit, alright.

• 33:04Speaker 00

  Hey, I'll move back in.

• 33:06Matt McCusker?

  Just move right back in. Shit, that's crazy. It's really fucked up.

• 33:09Speaker 00

  Fucking the moon.

• 33:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 33:12Speaker 00

  Craters everywhere, you're just in a house.

• 33:13Matt McCusker?

  He's a Martian.

• 33:15Speaker 01

  That's crazy, man.

• 33:17Matt McCusker?

  That's fucked up. Dude, I came across a-

• 33:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's fucked up, but y'all laughing over there, man. What y'all doing, bro? That's not cool, man.

• 33:23Matt McCusker?

  Well, I gotta, I gotta fact that's gonna sober the room up. Dude, I heard recently, thirty-seven percent, this is gonna, this is gonna sober us up. Thirty-seven percent.

• 33:34Speaker 01

  You see, I'm trying to whisper into my mic. As he's talking.

• 33:38Speaker 00

  I don't think it's funny, but-

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Nah, all jokes aside, I really don't find that, none of that funny for real.

• 33:42Matt McCusker?

  For sure.

• 33:42Speaker 00

  No, but I'm doing a fundraiser. What are you doing to help?

• 33:44Speaker 01

  I, uh, I was looking to come with y'all. That's why I brought it up. I wanted to, I wanted to involve myself with the guys.

• 33:52Matt McCusker?

  There you go.

• 33:53Speaker 01

  I mean, they would love it. Anything y'all are doing to contribute.

• 33:55Speaker 00

  No, he was in Atlanta when I was, and I was like, cause I was going over to say what's up to the team before the game, and I was like, be nice to have Druski with me for the black players.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 00

  You know what I mean?

• 34:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 34:05Speaker 00

  I walk in, you know, the white, the O-line was hyped to see me.

• 34:08Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 34:08Speaker 00

  So let's get the wideouts and DBs fired up.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  Let's get the running backs.

• 34:12Speaker 00

  Receiver's fired up.

• 34:13Speaker 01

  Let's get the running backs.

• 34:14Speaker 00

  Wideouts going a little.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  Not the running backs.

• 34:18Speaker 00

  Let's get Druski.

• 34:22Speaker 01

  Yo, you're stupid as fuck, bro.

• 34:23Speaker 00

  Linebackers know line, we're flying.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  Do they, how do they look at you like? They gotta, they gotta know who you are though. The black players know.

• 34:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:31Speaker 00

  I was surprised.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, why though? They, they know who he is.

• 34:34Speaker 00

  A little, yeah.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:35Speaker 00

  I didn't think they'd get as hyped. I was like, I was going into it like, no one's gonna give a fuck. This is gonna be awkward.

• 34:42Speaker 00

  I walked in, they're like, ah, sick.

• 34:44Speaker 01

  Nah, they fuck with you, man. Everybody do it.

• 34:47Matt McCusker?

  Shannon Sharp used to do that where he'd be like, I can't believe all these white people know about me. It's like, dude, you have one of the biggest shows on YouTube. What are you talking about?

• 34:54Speaker 01

  His shit is jumping now too.

• 34:55Matt McCusker?

  It's huge.

• 34:56Speaker 01

  After that Cat Williams situation, he's.

• 34:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 34:59Speaker 01

  I think it's like a ninety million for that one episode.

• 35:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 35:03Speaker 01

  He got paid from just that one episode.

• 35:05Matt McCusker?

  Just that. Dude, the sex tape was kinda sus though. That was like.

• 35:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know if that was true.

• 35:09Matt McCusker?

  How do you go on Instagram Live on accident?

• 35:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, that doesn't, that doesn't happen.

• 35:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, then he just promoted his donor pills after.

• 35:14Speaker 01

  I don't, I, I, I don't think I'm buying that either. I don't know. I don't know if that actually happened for, for.

• 35:20Matt McCusker?

  I mean, you know, more power to him if it was like a viral one.

• 35:22Speaker 00

  I feel like he would've went longer.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 35:27Speaker 00

  If it was intentional, I think he would've went longer. That was quick, dude.

• 35:30Speaker 01

  I didn't, I didn't get to see how it ended either though.

• 35:33Speaker 00

  It was quick.

• 35:34Matt McCusker?

  Well, yeah.

• 35:35Speaker 00

  It's like two minutes.

• 35:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but it could've.

• 35:36Speaker 00

  He was going hard though.

• 35:37Matt McCusker?

  He could've said it all.

• 35:41Speaker 01

  He was going hard.

• 35:41Speaker 00

  He was growling.

• 35:42Matt McCusker?

  Good girl. I think he had some good girls in there.

• 35:44Speaker 00

  It was intense.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  But see, that's the thing about it. If he was growling and doing all that, at some point you're about to bust. If you're doing all that, because once you get in the mind, you're already there.

• 35:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sounds, see that's, people don't talk about that enough. The sounds will get you.

• 35:56Speaker 00

  Fucking.

• 35:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, a girl can start talking.

• 35:57Speaker 00

  Girl makes one noise, I go, shut the fuck up.

• 36:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 36:01Speaker 01

  Okay, I don't.

• 36:02Matt McCusker?

  It's true. It's true.

• 36:07Speaker 00

  I told you not to make a fucking sound.

• 36:10Matt McCusker?

  I wear earplugs.

• 36:13Matt McCusker?

  I wear that shit, guys. Wherever they land planes, I put that on.

• 36:16Speaker 01

  It's a mind thing, man. So that's why I feel like with, with his shit, it's like, you know.

• 36:21Matt McCusker?

  Can you do that again? What do you, what do you usually say?

• 36:24Speaker 00

  Fuck it, the second is like, don't come, don't come, don't come. I'm right there. You go, oh shit. I was gonna shut that bitch goddamn.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Nah, I feel like, cause immediately after he promoted like, um, this, these sex pills. So I don't know if that, that could have been a promotional thing, you know? Kind of like when Stupid Dog said he was done smoking.

• 36:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:47Speaker 01

  Came out with the, the fireless grill or whatever.

• 36:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, some of that, that company could have slid right in real quick though. I'm like, dude, promote us, you're, everyone's talking about you grunting on that lady.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  You're right though, that shit was a quick hump.

• 36:59Matt McCusker?

  It was quick.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but he could have been in the middle of humping and set it off mid.

• 37:03Speaker 00

  No, he had Instagram live.

• 37:04Speaker 01

  You gotta go through, what, somebody screen recorded everything you have to do to go live.

• 37:08Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  And it was so, it was like seven different buttons you have to press.

• 37:14Matt McCusker?

  Maybe the girl did it, maybe the girl did it on his phone. Cause that's, yeah, there's no way he did that on accident. That's what I was saying originally.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Cause once you get to the open, once you get to the open, the, the fucking camera thing, which you slide over, you gotta keep swiping to get to the live. And then once you get to the live, it asks you again, are you sure?

• 37:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 37:32Speaker 01

  You want to go live?

• 37:35Speaker 01

  It's not a pocket dial. You gotta like literally get there and agree to everything that it's asking. So I, I don't know, I don't know.

• 37:42Speaker 00

  I'm glad he did it.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, why would that be?

• 37:47Speaker 00

  It's just nice.

• 37:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:48Speaker 00

  I just like having it around. And also I think about it a lot.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:52Speaker 00

  Maybe when I'm having sex, I go, good lord, if somebody heard me.

• 37:57Matt McCusker?

  I listen to it to get hype. I listen, if I like got a show, I listen to it just to hype myself up.

• 38:01Speaker 00

  You put the sexy.

• 38:02Matt McCusker?

  Put the audio in and just get hype before, right before I go on stage.

• 38:04Speaker 00

  That should be where you walk out then.

• 38:07Speaker 00

  Just play it for two minutes straight.

• 38:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh, that's a good girl, yeah.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  Chris said that's a good girl.

• 38:15Matt McCusker?

  He threw a couple of good girls in there, which is like, alright.

• 38:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, he did though. That's what made it believable with me. I think, once you start throwing shit like that in, it's like, oh, okay. This might be real.

• 38:23Speaker 00

  Fucked up.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:25Matt McCusker?

  Oh dude, talking her through an orgasm, like, yeah, good girl. That's what he was doing.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 00

  Ew, bro.

• 38:31Matt McCusker?

  He's just training, dude.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  That's more of a black thing though.

• 38:35Speaker 00

  Is it?

• 38:35Speaker 01

  What's good, my nigga? That's my boy.

• 38:38Speaker 00

  Oh, I was hoping.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:44Matt McCusker?

  We're just in here running. We're here coming.

• 38:49Matt McCusker?

  Dude, so this is what I was about to tell you guys to sober up the room. Apparently, you know Kinz, remember Kinsey, the sex researcher back in the 50s? They made a movie about this guy.

• 38:59Speaker 01

  Back in the what?

• 38:59Matt McCusker?

  Back in like the 50s, this guy.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  How old are you, man?

• 39:03Matt McCusker?

  Uh, I'm 38. Second, I was like, am I 50 years old?

• 39:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck?

• 39:07Matt McCusker?

  So apparently in the 50s, this guy did like a crazy sex study where he like was interviewing housewives, dudes, and he was like, there's no one to talk about sex back then. And he was like, here's what's actually occurring. And apparently, I just learned this the other day, according to his stats, 37% of men had have had homosexual experiences defined by one of the men reaching orgasm back in the 50s. And that was self who reported. That's a crazy stat.

• 39:34Speaker 01

  What, okay, what made you fucking look this up?

• 39:37Matt McCusker?

  My, my brother told me about it.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  Oh, you were jacking off.

• 39:40Matt McCusker?

  No, I wasn't.

• 39:42Speaker 01

  Press said my fucking brother, right? In the middle of a good dick beat session, this guy was researching facts about how to come better.

• 39:52Speaker 00

  You definitely, he stopped, he stopped watching porn, now you're jacking off to fucking research.

• 39:58Speaker 00

  Don't act like you wouldn't jack off to some research.

• 40:02Matt McCusker?

  I wouldn't jerk off to the research, the questionnaire, maybe, the questionnaire, maybe.

• 40:05Speaker 00

  The questionnaire.

• 40:06Matt McCusker?

  If the questionnaire was charged enough, it'd be erotica.

• 40:10Speaker 00

  37% of dudes were around.

• 40:12Matt McCusker?

  In the 50s, dude, I could be wrong. My brother could be misleading me. He could be, you know, leading me down.

• 40:16Speaker 00

  Like somebody came.

• 40:18Matt McCusker?

  Yes. Two dudes partied, at least one dude came, if not both.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  That's interesting. What does your brother do?

• 40:23Matt McCusker?

  He chills.

• 40:24Speaker 00

  He's chilling.

• 40:25Speaker 01

  Oh, he's not even.

• 40:25Matt McCusker?

  He chills.

• 40:26Speaker 01

  He's not even working.

• 40:27Matt McCusker?

  He's off the grid, bro.

• 40:28Speaker 00

  He's off the grid.

• 40:29Matt McCusker?

  He's off the grid, man.

• 40:29Speaker 01

  Well, I understand why.

• 40:31Speaker 00

  He's doing research.

• 40:31Speaker 01

  I understand why.

• 40:34Matt McCusker?

  He's in the dungeon, bro. But yeah, no, he, he just hit me with the fact.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  Press said he's in the dungeon, man.

• 40:40Speaker 00

  Cooking up. Research on guys being gay in the 50s.

• 40:44Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I mean, is that a fucked up fact?

• 40:45Speaker 00

  It's an insane, insane statistic.

• 40:47Matt McCusker?

  If true, look, Google it, dude, please, please produce this. Google, I want to know if my brother's misleading me.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  His brother, man.

• 40:53Matt McCusker?

  Dude, 30s in the 50s, dude, that's crazy. And that's self reporting.

• 40:56Speaker 00

  It's good they included the jizz part, because otherwise, back then, everybody would be like, I was kind of fucking gay.

• 41:03Speaker 01

  I said goodnight to a guy when I was leaving a party.

• 41:09Matt McCusker?

  Ten? My brother's fluffing the numbers, bro.

• 41:13Speaker 00

  Thirty-seven is crazy.

• 41:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, you need to call your brother, man. I wanna talk, I wanna talk to this guy.

• 41:19Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna fuck, I gotta get some clarification.

• 41:21Speaker 01

  Call him, what's his name? Cal?

• 41:23Matt McCusker?

  Tom.

• 41:23Speaker 01

  Tom. Typical. I knew it was one of those three-letter names.

• 41:30Matt McCusker?

  Put him on right now. Let me see if he can clarify.

• 41:32Speaker 01

  I wanna talk to him.

• 41:33Matt McCusker?

  Oh shit, I don't know why I typed Thomas.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  Fuck Tom.

• 41:37Matt McCusker?

  Let's go, let's get the clarification.

• 41:38Speaker 01

  Is he older or the younger brother?

• 41:40Matt McCusker?

  He's my older brother.

• 41:41Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, yeah, that's very weird.

• 41:43Speaker 00

  He's the oldest. He's done research.

• 41:45Matt McCusker?

  Second, second oldest.

• 41:46Speaker 00

  Oh, oh, it was Tom. Fed's older than Tom?

• 41:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 41:49Speaker 00

  I would've never guessed.

• 41:50Matt McCusker?

  K-Fed's older than Tom. He's on FaceTime audio, dude. He's on F- oh, shit, I may not show his number.

• 41:58Matt McCusker?

  He'll call me back. But yeah, dude, I could be wrong, but he was saying thirty-seven percent, which is...

• 42:04Matt McCusker?

  Ten?

• 42:06Matt McCusker?

  Oh, really? Maybe this is an updated study. Maybe it's the Kinsey Institute of Research. But here's, here's my whole point. The reason I'm bringing this up, and this is the conclusion me and him reached independently. If it is somehow thirty-seven percent self-reported, that means in real life, it's gotta be, what, like ninety? Ninety-four? And the conclusion was, we both reached this?

• 42:28Speaker 01

  This, these are insane numbers. We're just throwing shit out.

• 42:31Matt McCusker?

  Here we go. My point is-

• 42:33Speaker 00

  I trust the science with this.

• 42:34Matt McCusker?

  Me and my brother were trying to say-

• 42:35Speaker 01

  It went from ten to ninety-four fucking percent.

• 42:37Matt McCusker?

  Dude, thirty-seven say yes? It's definitely the amount who actually did it and didn't say yes-

• 42:41Speaker 00

  Here, we'll do a blind study. Everybody, I won't tell on you.

• 42:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  Everybody, close your eyes, raise your hand if you did something gay.

• 42:50Speaker 00

  Close your eyes.

• 42:50Speaker 01

  I didn't close my eyes, because I'm not fucking gay.

• 42:54Matt McCusker?

  Someone gets a dick.

• 42:55Speaker 01

  I feel like if you participate, close your eyes. I feel like you're a part of it if you close your eyes, so I'm not gonna close my fucking eyes.

• 43:04Speaker 01

  I'm not even gonna play half of the game.

• 43:05Matt McCusker?

  My point was, me and my brother argued at which one of us was the only, there's only.

• 43:09Speaker 00

  I know you did.

• 43:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, he closed his eyes.

• 43:12Speaker 00

  You closed your eyes?

• 43:14Matt McCusker?

  But you said to close your eyes.

• 43:15Speaker 00

  I did, but if you participated in any way, that counts. You're part of the percentage.

• 43:19Matt McCusker?

  Fuck dude, I closed my eyes so hard.

• 43:22Matt McCusker?

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• 43:25Speaker 00

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• 43:25Matt McCusker?

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• 45:12Speaker 00

  I mean.

• 45:13Matt McCusker?

  We are Neo.

• 45:15Speaker 00

  I might be out. I've been in the room when dudes have jizzed. That's crazy.

• 45:21Matt McCusker?

  That doesn't count.

• 45:23Speaker 00

  It was straight, but.

• 45:24Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying, straight as hell. You guys are stoked on pussy.

• 45:28Speaker 01

  Ah, okay, so it was, it was like a train situation, like.

• 45:31Matt McCusker?

  It's a white guy train.

• 45:33Speaker 00

  It was, it was a white guy train.

• 45:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, it's a difference between a white guy train and a black guy train.

• 45:39Matt McCusker?

  White guy trains are teenagers jerking off together in the same room without a girl.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  Well, that's weird. That's not, that's not a train at all. Usually, it's a white train. Yeah, that's like. Just for the fuck of it, for the fun, for shits and giggles?

• 45:52Matt McCusker?

  It's just porn. You just get porn and you're just fucking stoked.

• 45:54Speaker 01

  Oh, and like just being there like it's a movie theater.

• 45:57Speaker 00

  You go to one guy, one kid's house who has a perverted dad. You go, bro, break out the stash, the boys need to party.

• 46:05Matt McCusker?

  This is before the cell phones and shit. Back in the day, it was only a VHS.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  But why together, though? What is the reason?

• 46:12Speaker 00

  Your team has to sit here.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  They're like, what the fuck type of white shit is this?

• 46:16Matt McCusker?

  Back then.

• 46:17Speaker 01

  But why together? What is?

• 46:18Matt McCusker?

  Because you didn't know the next time you were gonna see porn, because it wasn't on the phone.

• 46:21Speaker 01

  And it's no phones, it's more so like.

• 46:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you're just like, fuck, I'm gonna jerk off.

• 46:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, you guys go over there, I'll go in the southern room, don't look.

• 46:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 46:29Speaker 01

  But there's no walls, it's just.

• 46:33Speaker 01

  Look, you can sit here, you can punch holes in the ceiling. I mean, we all got a premule. Like.

• 46:38Speaker 00

  Nah, you can't look, dude.

• 46:39Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah. I mean, I get it.

• 46:41Matt McCusker?

  So, what's up with it? Walk us through the train. What's up with the train?

• 46:44Speaker 00

  The train, cuz the train's weird.

• 46:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just, I've, I've never indulged in no train. But I, you know, I think at parties and stuff, there was a thing, you know, where when you're in high school, everybody's going in, you know, the girl's twerking in the, in the room here, and then you might go upstairs and it might be five guys and one girl from a fucking basketball team, and she's like the basketball trainer or water girl or whatever.

• 47:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  You never know. And I think, you know, that would be considered a train in the black culture.

• 47:11Matt McCusker?

  For sure.

• 47:12Speaker 00

  And that's also considered gay.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, it

• 47:15Speaker 00

  By me.

• 47:16Speaker 01

  I've never participated. I've just been at a party and maybe, you know, in high school, you might see, walk into a room, "Oh shit, okay."

• 47:23Matt McCusker?

  You've seen the train station.

• 47:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:25Matt McCusker?

  He walked by.

• 47:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you just hear about it at school. You go back to school the next day and they'll be like, "Oh yeah, we ran a train on so and so."

• 47:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 47:31Speaker 01

  You just never, you know, you never know. It depends on the situation, but yeah, that's the black train.

• 47:38Matt McCusker?

  Well, it's the same idea, though. It's like, let's just all get while we get in.

• 47:40Speaker 00

  Were you at any of the Diddy parties or did you miss that?

• 47:42Speaker 01

  What the fuck? And where did that come from? How did that? Of all, of all questions.

• 47:48Speaker 00

  Did you miss that train?

• 47:49Speaker 01

  How did that go?

• 47:51Speaker 00

  That train might have left the station.

• 47:52Speaker 01

  That train took off from the station.

• 47:53Speaker 00

  You were right there to get on that.

• 47:55Speaker 01

  That train took off from the station for sure.

• 47:57Speaker 00

  You were close.

• 47:58Speaker 01

  No, I, uh, no. I wasn't at that train station.

• 48:01Matt McCusker?

  You left early?

• 48:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, that was down the street from me. I wasn't there. No.

• 48:07Matt McCusker?

  Did you ever meet Diddy?

• 48:07Speaker 01

  Yo, what the?

• 48:12Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 48:14Speaker 00

  I forgot you actually might have.

• 48:16Speaker 01

  I've seen pictures with you there. Yo, what's the look you gave me?

• 48:24Speaker 01

  That's the look of somebody who's like, "Well, I got cold, hard facts of like, I've seen you with the guy," you know? Nah, um, never been to that train station though, no.

• 48:33Speaker 00

  Nah, good for you.

• 48:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's good. Nobody has, apparently.

• 48:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, everyone hasn't been there.

• 48:37Matt McCusker?

  I was relieved to learn that nobody was at the parties.

• 48:39Speaker 00

  I've been relieved. Turns out no one was there.

• 48:44Speaker 00

  Everybody I've asked says, "No, I was not there."

• 48:47Matt McCusker?

  Well, everyone pushes the time back. Like, "Yeah, I always left at 2 a.m. At 3 a.m. Everyone busts their dicks out." It's like, "How do you know?"

• 48:52Speaker 00

  Wasn't Denzel saying that?

• 48:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 48:54Speaker 00

  Denzel was like, "No, I got out of there."

• 48:56Matt McCusker?

  I think Denzel was there whispering like cool Bible quotes to people, like, "The devil gets close to you when they're most successful."

• 49:02Speaker 00

  That would fuck you up.

• 49:03Matt McCusker?

  And they're both getting their dicks sucked.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  He said that about the, uh, I think it was the Will Smith, Chris Rock situation.

• 49:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  I don't think that was Diddy's house he said that at.

• 49:11Matt McCusker?

  No, probably not, but.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  What the fuck, man? This dude be having hard, cold, hard facts, but mixes up the stories.

• 49:19Matt McCusker?

  I'm a storyteller.

• 49:20Speaker 00

  Denzel, yeah, that would fuck you up. You're on ecstasy at a Diddy party.

• 49:25Speaker 01

  Fuck.

• 49:25Speaker 00

  Denzel Washington comes up and whispers a

• 49:27Matt McCusker?

  Training days, you?

• 49:28Speaker 00

  Quote.

• 49:28Matt McCusker?

  Training days, you?

• 49:29Speaker 01

  Oh shit. These guys are sick, man. Seriously.

• 49:34Matt McCusker?

  Diddy party, who, was there at least one guy?

• 49:36Speaker 00

  Who was at the Diddy party?

• 49:37Speaker 01

  Yo, guys, guys, what the fuck, man?

• 49:41Speaker 00

  Just tell us.

• 49:44Speaker 01

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• 52:05Matt McCusker?

  We're back.

• 52:06Speaker 00

  We're back, we're back.

• 52:07Matt McCusker?

  We're back. Woo, baby. All right.

• 52:10Speaker 00

  We'll put an ad there.

• 52:11Matt McCusker?

  Oh, sorry.

• 52:12Speaker 00

  We'll be back.

• 52:13Matt McCusker?

  Sorry about that. I shit my pants.

• 52:15Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 52:17Matt McCusker?

  Dan Busch, you are the man.

• 52:18Speaker 01

  So what else? Nah, fuck out of here, man. We're not gonna flip it like that.

• 52:21Speaker 00

  Nah, you're the man.

• 52:22Speaker 01

  We're not just gonna throw that shit around, say that, and they be like, oh, man, you're the man, bro. Nah, we're not cutting from that and coming there. Fuck out of here.

• 52:31Speaker 00

  What a cool story you just told us.

• 52:34Speaker 01

  What a cool story you told us, man. You the man, bro.

• 52:38Speaker 00

  Make sure you edit that out.

• 52:39Speaker 01

  That's worse than having it actually in there.

• 52:41Matt McCusker?

  Oh, fuck.

• 52:46Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah.

• 52:47Speaker 00

  Wild, wild west.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  I don't know, man.

• 52:50Matt McCusker?

  There was the court testimony of that one producer who got like led along and he said like he would try to like mix tracks and Diddy would just fucking scoop his balls like. He said that in court. That's what he claimed. That's legal document.

• 53:01Speaker 00

  But we've also talked about it.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  That's neither here nor there. I know nothing about that.

• 53:05Speaker 00

  Scooping balls is fun.

• 53:07Matt McCusker?

  That's guys having fun.

• 53:08Speaker 00

  That could also have been, Diddy might have been, he might have liked horseplay. And sometimes people take that the wrong way.

• 53:14Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 53:15Speaker 01

  That's not horseplay, by the way. That's, that's not, that's not a nut check. Nut check is like a quick fap. It's not.

• 53:21Speaker 00

  You don't ever walk up behind your boys and go, mm-hmm?

• 53:26Matt McCusker?

  Can't wait to party with you later.

• 53:28Speaker 01

  Yo, this is getting out of hand.

• 53:32Speaker 01

  This is getting out of hand.

• 53:35Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 53:36Matt McCusker?

  You're a good girl.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  You're a good girl.

• 53:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, this probably isn't good.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, nah.

• 53:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, now we're back.

• 53:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, we had to scratch all this shit.

• 53:46Speaker 00

  No, it's fun stuff.

• 53:48Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 53:49Speaker 00

  No, it's good.

• 53:50Matt McCusker?

  It's fun stuff. We definitely can pick up.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  This is fun stuff.

• 53:53Speaker 00

  It's fun stuff. You can be, you'll be all right.

• 53:55Matt McCusker?

  There are serious allegations against him, but yeah, I would never.

• 53:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, no.

• 53:58Matt McCusker?

  He's, he's a innocent till proven guilty in my book. So, we'll see what happens.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  Why do you look at me after saying that? Like, just look at the fucking camera and say, don't look at me.

• 54:08Matt McCusker?

  Dude.

• 54:08Speaker 01

  Yo, bro's looking at me saying, hey, here's what it is, right?

• 54:11Matt McCusker?

  Rule one of filming, I'm not gonna.

• 54:12Speaker 01

  You get it. You know it. It is what it is, ain't it?

• 54:16Speaker 01

  I, hey, man, that's your prerogative, man.

• 54:18Matt McCusker?

  Let's switch gears. Let's switch gears.

• 54:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:21Matt McCusker?

  Um. In the Cassie.

• 54:26Matt McCusker?

  I'm kidding. Oh, man. So what else? So, yeah, I actually did want to walk through this with the house. Like, are you ner- are you shy to like, do like intimate acts with like around a camera crew or like?

• 54:37Speaker 01

  Nah, I think, uh, nah, with this show, this show is like a different side of, you know, everything that I've ever done.

• 54:45Speaker 00

  You're being a little sweetie on the show.

• 54:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, wait, huh?

• 54:49Speaker 00

  You're being a sweetheart.

• 54:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, what's a different side?

• 54:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:51Matt McCusker?

  Oh, we just being sweet.

• 54:52Speaker 00

  You're being a little sweet.

• 54:53Speaker 01

  We can't go from the last topic and just go there and start talking about sweetie.

• 54:56Matt McCusker?

  I'm switching gears.

• 54:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 00

  This is a completely different topic. Alright, so do you have a ton of women in the house?

• 55:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no.

• 55:03Speaker 00

  Totally different topic.

• 55:04Speaker 01

  But I do, I do, I do show a different side on the show, though, for sure.

• 55:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  It's just, it, it's not the, like, the CEO character that you may see on like, could have been auditions. It's, it's still hilarious. It's a great show, but it, it does have, you know, me getting, you know, serious with some of the girls and like trying to see what's going on, yeah.

• 55:23Matt McCusker?

  This would be awesome. So, but, but to answer my question, how do you, how do you separate? No, for real. Like, if you got the camera crew there, do you, like, is that, is that kinda?

• 55:33Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, we never, I've never fucked on camera.

• 55:35Matt McCusker?

  Okay, that's what I'm asking.

• 55:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, nah. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't fuck none of the girls in the house, actually.

• 55:40Matt McCusker?

  So just like hand jobs and shit?

• 55:41Speaker 01

  No, yeah, we actually, we didn't, we didn't do none of that shit. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

• 55:47Matt McCusker?

  I got you.

• 55:47Speaker 00

  No, no hand jobs in the show.

• 55:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, there's absolutely no hand jobs.

• 55:51Speaker 00

  No hand jobs in the entire season?

• 55:53Speaker 01

  No, no, no sexual, nothing.

• 55:55Speaker 00

  The whole season?

• 55:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, nah, it's on YouTube, it's not.

• 55:58Matt McCusker?

  Oh, so people, I always thought that those shows were like free for alls.

• 56:01Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah, they, uh, yeah, we never, the most is probably some kissing.

• 56:05Matt McCusker?

  Alright, that's not bad.

• 56:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:07Matt McCusker?

  That's pretty sick, actually.

• 56:08Speaker 00

  You kiss?

• 56:10Speaker 01

  You gotta, you gotta see a couple of them.

• 56:11Speaker 00

  What was his name?

• 56:12Speaker 01

  Okay, see now.

• 56:14Matt McCusker?

  That's an attack.

• 56:15Speaker 00

  I'm joking about.

• 56:19Speaker 01

  Nah, it was some studs in there, so yeah, I understand. They, they prefer to be called that.

• 56:24Matt McCusker?

  What? Dude, you'd be legend if you wiped the stud on the show at the end of the premiere?

• 56:28Speaker 01

  You gotta see, man.

• 56:29Matt McCusker?

  For the finale?

• 56:29Speaker 01

  You have no idea, yeah.

• 56:30Matt McCusker?

  True, yeah, but let me know, I mean, fuck, I don't even know what I'm talking about.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  He said, let me know, nah, you gotta watch it, man, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta see the episodes. Uh, February, around Valentine's Day.

• 56:43Speaker 00

  Oh, nice.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  We don't got an exact date, but around that time, yeah.

• 56:46Speaker 00

  You going every episode at once, or?

• 56:47Speaker 01

  After we send the season to sister, this episode being.

• 56:50Speaker 00

  This episode will get taken down, but we could just air this part.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  Just certain parts.

• 56:54Speaker 00

  We can have like a three minute podcast of us going, when's it out?

• 57:04Speaker 01

  Great.

• 57:05Speaker 00

  It's a three minute bomb. Are you gonna do it like all, all the episodes at once, or you gonna do it weekly?

• 57:11Speaker 01

  Um, I think we'll do.

• 57:12Speaker 00

  Every few days?

• 57:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, nah, nah, we'll do weekly for sure. Just, just cause last time we got a little carried away with editing, we didn't have a full team, we only had like one guy.

• 57:21Speaker 00

  Oh shit.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  So it was like, so stressful.

• 57:23Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  So we started doing bi-weekly, then it went like a month by, and then the fans were confused, like, what the fuck's going on?

• 57:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 57:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, so.

• 57:30Speaker 00

  That happens.

• 57:33Matt McCusker?

  What's next? What's, what's next on the duck?

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Um, just doing more shit, man, just trying to, we have a Netflix show in the, like, the writers' room process right now. So, uh, we have that going on. Um, kudos to your show as well.

• 57:49Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 57:49Speaker 01

  Ty is on there, yeah.

• 57:50Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 57:52Speaker 01

  Why, why, I've never seen your boy on there, this is my first time.

• 57:55Speaker 00

  He's, he's in it, you can't see him.

• 57:57Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I dissolved into the role, yeah, I dissolved into the role, most people don't even know it was me.

• 58:00Speaker 01

  Oh, you blended it.

• 58:01Speaker 00

  He's the cop, he's the cop on the show.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  Oh, you're the cop? Oh, okay, so that's method acting, you're doing a little bit, yeah, okay. I didn't notice that. Nah, that's I've got a I've got a dick.

• 58:10Speaker 00

  No, for real.

• 58:11Matt McCusker?

  My family didn't know it was me.

• 58:12Speaker 00

  He has like a mustache and a crew cut and a helmet and glasses.

• 58:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:15Speaker 00

  People didn't know it was him.

• 58:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 58:17Speaker 01

  Nah, it's dope, man.

• 58:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:18Speaker 01

  You you involved everybody around. Nah, that's what that's what we're trying to do. So, yeah, we have some dope shit cooking up over there. And, uh, yeah, just doing more commercial shit, more, um, more shit. Like, we got a we have the shit with me, Kastenak, Kevin Hart. We're working on a movie right now.

• 58:35Speaker 00

  Oh, nice.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  With that. So, yeah, we we we've got a lot of shit cooking up, man.

• 58:38Speaker 00

  That's awesome.

• 58:39Speaker 01

  It's dope this year for sure. This is this is that year of like, you know, expansion.

• 58:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:44Speaker 01

  Trying to do more shit in like, public, public eye.

• 58:47Matt McCusker?

  Hmm.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  And the same amount of shit still on social media, but also branching out to like,

• 58:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:54Speaker 01

  the mainstream shit.

• 58:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  Not after they see this fucking podcast, it won't be.

• 58:58Speaker 00

  But I I think you've done a good job. I don't think you've said anything wrong. Matt, on the other hand, you have some explaining to do.

• 59:04Matt McCusker?

  What did I do?

• 59:05Speaker 01

  He's fucked, man.

• 59:06Matt McCusker?

  I'm just trying to move the conversation, you know?

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Good shifting, though. Good shifting.

• 59:10Matt McCusker?

  Thanks.

• 59:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:11Speaker 00

  I thought my drone show was gonna be a topic for a while, and no one gives a fuck.

• 59:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, well.

• 59:16Matt McCusker?

  I I couldn't get into that. Like, the I mean, it was sick. You saw it, but I kept hearing.

• 59:19Speaker 00

  I was so excited.

• 59:20Matt McCusker?

  I kept hearing about it on the news, and I was just like, it was like the Chinese spy balloon. I was just like.

• 59:23Speaker 01

  Y'all change these mic covers? I'm smelling something on these.

• 59:27Matt McCusker?

  Every time.

• 59:27Speaker 01

  Every time, for sure.

• 59:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  I don't think.

• 59:30Speaker 00

  Mine doesn't smell.

• 59:32Matt McCusker?

  Mine doesn't smell either, sure.

• 59:35Speaker 01

  It might just be.

• 59:35Matt McCusker?

  But we should probably.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  It might just be the house smell.

• 59:37Matt McCusker?

  Could be.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  You know why people's houses have that different smell?

• 59:41Speaker 00

  They do have different smells. I'm glad you said different instead of bad.

• 59:43Speaker 01

  It's not all the same.

• 59:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. Although this particular house does smell bad.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  Y'all have dogs? Y'all got dogs?

• 59:49Speaker 00

  No dogs. That's just whites.

• 59:50Matt McCusker?

  That could have been in my house for a while.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's no dog here. Cat? Nothing?

• 59:54Speaker 00

  Nothing.

• 59:57Speaker 01

  It's just it's just smelling. It's like an aroma. I don't know. It's a certain one. I don't know. Fuck it. Yeah, nah. Maybe just, yeah, that might just be different people that's been here. How many people have y'all had on the podcast?

• 1:00:08Speaker 00

  Not that many.

• 1:00:09Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, that just might be the house, huh?

• 1:00:11Speaker 00

  It's the house.

• 1:00:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:00:13Speaker 00

  There's some sewage issues with the front half and the house does occasionally smell like shit.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:00:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it kinda fucked up.

• 1:00:19Speaker 00

  And I keep trying to get it fixed and for some reason plumbers don't believe me. I go, "Bro, I swear to God, the house smells like shit." And then it never smells.

• 1:00:27Speaker 01

  I didn't smell that bad. I don't smell that. It's just like a, it's like a...

• 1:00:30Speaker 00

  You're being racist against whites.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, I wasn't at all.

• 1:00:32Speaker 00

  You did. You said you did know that white people smell like dogs.

• 1:00:35Speaker 01

  I don't wanna say that.

• 1:00:36Speaker 00

  You did do that.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  Because I wasn't, no, it's just, no, I just, I felt like a pet has been in here off of the mic smell. It's not necessarily everybody.

• 1:00:44Matt McCusker?

  And it's wet dogs, to be specific.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:00:46Speaker 00

  White people smell like wet dogs.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  I'd never thought that.

• 1:00:48Matt McCusker?

  No, I've, I've heard that.

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  I just, I thought you guys had pets.

• 1:00:52Matt McCusker?

  I do. I have two dogs. So, could be them, or it could just be, you know.

• 1:00:56Speaker 00

  Could just be the whites.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's wrap this.

• 1:01:01Speaker 00

  So you're doing the, this is the white part of your press tour and you're gonna come in and say we stink like dogs?

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

  No, no, not at all. Not at all. No, I don't, no.

• 1:01:10Speaker 01

  The mics, the mics definitely have a smell, but I don't think, I don't think the house...

• 1:01:14Speaker 00

  Does your mic smell like a wet dog?

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  I don't...

• 1:01:16Matt McCusker?

  I can't smell it.

• 1:01:17Speaker 00

  Mine doesn't smell like it.

• 1:01:18Matt McCusker?

  That's why, that's why I smell.

• 1:01:19Speaker 00

  Fox can't smell his own hole, you know?

• 1:01:24Matt McCusker?

  Smell is. Smell is. Let's trade.

• 1:01:29Speaker 00

  Oh, yes, one does smell a little.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, I said it is. Yours, yours actually smells like a regular mic.

• 1:01:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, this is totally scentless as well.

• 1:01:37Speaker 00

  Oh, do we give him the butt mic?

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  The what? The what?

• 1:01:42Speaker 00

  Oh, the blue one's supposed to be for the, oh, you got the butt mic.

• 1:01:47Speaker 00

  That's, we record farts on this podcast and we fart into... If somebody has to fart, we...

• 1:01:51Matt McCusker?

  He's kidding, he's kidding, he's kidding.

• 1:01:53Speaker 00

  I would never do that to him.

• 1:01:54Matt McCusker?

  That'd be crazy. That would be real.

• 1:01:56Speaker 01

  Frick off. He said y'all give him the butt mic.

• 1:02:02Speaker 00

  You would have every reason to be very, very upset.

• 1:02:05Matt McCusker?

  That'd be so disrespectful.

• 1:02:07Speaker 01

  Nah, that's weird.

• 1:02:09Matt McCusker?

  That'd be so disrespectful, but no, we've, we've.

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  Nah, man, y'all, y'all, y'all are doing a lot of amazing shit and, you know, I, I gotta give you all your credit for sure.

• 1:02:17Speaker 00

  Thanks, man.

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  First time meeting this guy.

• 1:02:19Matt McCusker?

  Thank you, bro.

• 1:02:19Speaker 01

  Very cool.

• 1:02:20Matt McCusker?

  Thank you, man. Right back at you.

• 1:02:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:22Matt McCusker?

  Shane put me on your stuff. I was like, this is the best shit.

• 1:02:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, we watched, we watched it all the time.

• 1:02:26Matt McCusker?

  I, it's pretty fucking awesome.

• 1:02:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, it is. We watched the auditions. I just watched the one where the kid was like, my dad's the president of the NAACP.

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's.

• 1:02:36Speaker 00

  Fucking hilarious.

• 1:02:37Speaker 01

  He 100% fucking lied.

• 1:02:39Speaker 00

  Just runs away, dude. He's like, well, that's not true. You, you dad lied to you.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  He went on to tell me that his dad was like the president of the fucking Walmart parking lot. So I'm like, yo, why would you sit there? I couldn't, I, that was one of the first times ever in auditions I broke in character like fully, like I could not stop laughing.

• 1:02:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  Because he just continues.

• 1:02:59Speaker 00

  And then he was just like, all right, I'm done with that. And then here comes a tragic story.

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's more juice, trauma. You just trauma dumped on me the whole time. And I'm like, goddamn, bro. What the fuck do you want from me? Like, I have nothing else to give. Like, I don't have nothing. Yeah, nah, he was, he had so many people that died in his family. I.

• 1:03:16Speaker 00

  That's what he did. That was his, that was like for real, the guy's audition.

• 1:03:19Speaker 01

  Oh, he was dead ass though. He was dead ass about all that.

• 1:03:21Matt McCusker?

  Jesus.

• 1:03:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, but he, it was so funny, man. He was, he, he had, he had a good soul.

• 1:03:25Speaker 00

  He was the man. You could tell he was a good guy.

• 1:03:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's, he, he's one of those dudes that you just be like, man, I'd love to hang with him again.

• 1:03:33Speaker 00

  Are there, are there any little people on the show this year?

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  Um, like midgets?

• 1:03:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's, there's a couple of midgets on this.

• 1:03:40Speaker 00

  I was gonna say, there's typically.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  Typically what?

• 1:03:43Speaker 00

  They're running around.

• 1:03:46Speaker 00

  Like, I don't.

• 1:03:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're around. Yeah, they're around. Yeah, yeah. With, with the.

• 1:03:50Speaker 00

  I've never seen more midgets than when I put on anything with you. There's always a midget.

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  There's always a midget involved somewhere somehow. Nah, they um, yeah, they, they, they, they're just attracted to me, man. I don't know what it is.

• 1:04:08Speaker 00

  They are. It's good. You have a good dynamic with them.

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Nah, we, we, we've had fun with a lot of those little people.

• 1:04:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:14Matt McCusker?

  They're an ancient part of entertainment, too.

• 1:04:15Speaker 00

  They are an ancient part of it.

• 1:04:16Matt McCusker?

  If you were like a prince passing through town, you needed at least like five or six jumping midgets.

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  Are you serious?

• 1:04:21Matt McCusker?

  To complete the ensemble, yeah, I, I think so.

• 1:04:23Speaker 00

  Honestly, that's not far off, yeah.

• 1:04:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's where we're at.

• 1:04:27Speaker 00

  You could, I was in a museum and they just, they would just paint them.

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, they, they, because courts, like a royal court would hire you to paint.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  Like that, like it's.

• 1:04:36Speaker 00

  Paint them.

• 1:04:37Matt McCusker?

  Paint the midgets.

• 1:04:37Speaker 00

  Um.

• 1:04:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but imagine you're, you're a bar-

• 1:04:40Speaker 00

  Boom, you gotta paint them.

• 1:04:42Matt McCusker?

  Imagine being like a barbarian, like, ransacking ruler, you're like, you're sacking the town, you just see like, a midget under a bench, you're like, bro, get in here.

• 1:04:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're part of the squad now.

• 1:04:51Matt McCusker?

  Caravan, for sure. Like, let's ride.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  Well, they're not ob-, they're actual people, guys.

• 1:04:55Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 1:04:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:56Matt McCusker?

  But I'm saying, you know.

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  Just objects.

• 1:04:58Speaker 00

  No, of course.

• 1:04:59Matt McCusker?

  For sure. But I'm saying in the mindset of like a barbarian warlord, yeah.

• 1:05:02Speaker 00

  Not now.

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, back then, not now. Yeah, we don't treat them like that now.

• 1:05:05Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:05:05Speaker 00

  No, but back then.

• 1:05:10Speaker 00

  You get, you, you're part of the squad now.

• 1:05:12Speaker 01

  You get it, right?

• 1:05:19Speaker 01

  Believe it or not, though, man, they get offended by a lot of that shit, man. They, yeah, they don't play.

• 1:05:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Napoleon complex.

• 1:05:25Speaker 01

  A lot of them are feisty, yeah. Nah, they, they really are. Yo, they don't play this shit.

• 1:05:28Speaker 00

  I bet, dude. They're strong as shit.

• 1:05:30Speaker 01

  Man, it's like the top, a lot of them are top-heavy. Yeah, I tell a lot of them that, though, for sure. They, when they take their shirts off.

• 1:05:37Speaker 00

  They're always jacked.

• 1:05:39Speaker 01

  They're jacked. A lot of their muscles are so compacted together, yeah. Nah, they are naturally jacked people, yeah. And, and, and, and, and I think with, I think with them, like, they're, they're, they get the normal-sized human head, which makes their body top-heavy.

• 1:05:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  A little bit, yeah, so, majority of them, but they're cool, they're cool as shit.

• 1:06:01Speaker 01

  What? They're cool as fuck, man.

• 1:06:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:06:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, nah.

• 1:06:06Speaker 00

  I think that's what's so nice about it, is you, you treat them like regular people. You make fun of them, it's great.

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  No, I actually, I don't make fun of them, nah, I never do, no.

• 1:06:16Speaker 01

  You get it, right?

• 1:06:17Speaker 00

  I get it. I mean, trust me, I get it. I don't know why you're, who are you lying to right now? I've watched the show. I've watched the fuck out of the show.

• 1:06:26Speaker 00

  Every time you say something like, oh god.

• 1:06:28Speaker 01

  Anybody that we have come through there, you know, we treat them good, man.

• 1:06:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they have fun.

• 1:06:32Speaker 00

  They have fun.

• 1:06:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. And, and we give them a lot of opportunity. That's, that's the big thing of what we do. We, we try to give them more opportunity to gain money and, um.

• 1:06:40Speaker 00

  Now, do you like get them an Uber home or do you fire them out of a giant cannon?

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  I said, do you fly them out of a giant cannon? Yo, what the fuck?

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  Nah, they usually, they usually.

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  Nah, they usually have a, um, they're accompanied by somebody. Majority of the mids, they have like a caretaker. I swear, bro.

• 1:07:15Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:07:16Speaker 01

  Anytime I've ever like, like we've ever done anything with any like, like little people in audition.

• 1:07:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:21Speaker 01

  Majority of the time they have like a caretaker that they'll leave with, yeah.

• 1:07:24Matt McCusker?

  Damn. Like a reacher, personal reacher?

• 1:07:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's something, yeah. They.

• 1:07:30Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I had a guy.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  With a lot of this shit, yeah.

• 1:07:32Matt McCusker?

  I was at the grocery store with my wife and I couldn't reach, there was like some water at the top, top shelf and I'm like trying to climb up there. I was, I was kind of mids out myself trying to go up there. And dude, this big tall guy comes and I'm like, my wife's with me, I'm like, hold on, give me the cart. This guy's like, I'll get it for you. And I was like, dude, get the fuck out of here, no way. And he's climbed up the cart and grabbed it.

• 1:07:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can't let that happen.

• 1:07:55Matt McCusker?

  Oh, hell no, dude.

• 1:07:55Speaker 00

  You cannot let that happen.

• 1:07:56Matt McCusker?

  No. I would have had to have left my family. I'm like, bro, they're yours now.

• 1:07:59Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 1:08:00Matt McCusker?

  I've been disgraced.

• 1:08:01Speaker 01

  That's kind of sick, man.

• 1:08:02Speaker 00

  Think of it like a strong guy carried something for you.

• 1:08:05Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:08:05Speaker 00

  That's like just as bad.

• 1:08:06Matt McCusker?

  Dude, he's son, it was like, and he wasn't trying to be a dick, I get it. He's like, I'll get it for you. And I was like, bro, no disrespect, but you gotta get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get this jug of water for myself. I was like, I appreciate you, but get the fuck out of here right now before I freak out.

• 1:08:21Matt McCusker?

  Kind of turned my wife on though, if I'm being honest.

• 1:08:23Speaker 00

  You being scrappy or the tall guy?

• 1:08:25Matt McCusker?

  I think both of us combined.

• 1:08:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:08:29Speaker 00

  We're just joking. We're just joking, you get it.

• 1:08:31Speaker 01

  Both of y'all married, right?

• 1:08:32Speaker 00

  No, I'm not.

• 1:08:33Matt McCusker?

  Just me.

• 1:08:34Speaker 00

  Not yet.

• 1:08:35Speaker 01

  Why'd you take a big sip of water at us?

• 1:08:37Matt McCusker?

  I had a tiny sip of water.

• 1:08:43Speaker 00

  No, Matt's married. Did you get married at the end of the show?

• 1:08:46Speaker 01

  No, no, no. We, um, you know, we, uh...

• 1:08:49Speaker 00

  We'll find out.

• 1:08:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, you guys gotta find out what happened, man. It's, it's an interesting situation.

• 1:08:53Speaker 00

  I'm sure it will be.

• 1:08:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:55Matt McCusker?

  And it's out on, around Valentine's Day.

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, it'll be on YouTube, uh, on Druski, under my name on, on YouTube and, man, we're airing that shit out every week, so be ready. And there's also gonna be like, different ways you can vote for different shit, you know, so.

• 1:09:12Speaker 00

  Oh, nice.

• 1:09:12Speaker 01

  It'll be dope, yeah.

• 1:09:13Matt McCusker?

  Nice.

• 1:09:14Speaker 00

  Well...

• 1:09:14Speaker 01

  That'll be good.

• 1:09:16Speaker 00

  I think we've done it.

• 1:09:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, damn right. Cause we gotta get the fuck to the airport, I tell you that.

• 1:09:20Speaker 00

  Oh, shit.

• 1:09:20Speaker 01

  What time is it right now?

• 1:09:23Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. Sorry about that. Yeah.

• 1:09:26Matt McCusker?

  Dude, thank you so much.

• 1:09:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, thanks a lot, man. And honestly, if you guys think of anything that you want to edit out, we will.

• 1:09:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, just cause...

• 1:09:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, no, we'll, we...

• 1:09:35Speaker 01

  I definitely was gonna have a talk with y'all. Well, once we cut that camera off, man, I definitely have a lot of things to talk to y'all.

• 1:09:40Speaker 00

  We're gonna edit some stuff out. Druski, thanks for joining us.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, thank you, man. Hey, let's get the camera off. I'll talk to them.

• 1:09:59Speaker 05

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