Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Chaos, Cringe, and Castration About this episode This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, the gals are back with another unfiltered rollercoaster—serving up chaos, cringe, and cackles. From a man who skipped the “wash first” step with a dildo (seriously?!), to a woman’s painful run-in with Crown Royal, no topic is off limits. Bunnie spills the messy details of farm life—including a rogue pond and the day she had to castrate her bull, Crunch. They wrap it all up with real talk on women’s safety and a nostalgic look back at when the world felt just a little less batshit.
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2:09 Speaker 02 Ask, tell, confess.
2:23 Bunnie XO? Hi.
2:26 Bunnie XO? Welcome to another Ask, Tell, Con-.
2:44 Speaker 03 Me peeing at 3am.
2:45 Bunnie XO? Had to bring it back for old time's sake to piss some people off.
2:48 Speaker 03 And it sounded like a teapot.
2:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
2:50 Speaker 03 Kettle.
2:51 Bunnie XO? Love it. Chachi's mad. He doesn't know what's happening over here. He's like, why is she fucking listening in my ear?
2:56 Speaker 03 Tea kettle?
2:57 Speaker 04 Yeah.
2:57 Speaker 03 Is that the word? It's a tea kettle.
2:59 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I-
3:09 Speaker 03 They're still going.
3:13 Bunnie XO? Fit me up and pour me out. I always forget at first. Remember when I had to sing it with all the fucking people?
3:21 Speaker 04 Inmates, yes, that was so funny.
3:23 Bunnie XO? I was like, I did the same thing. I was like, we all were like.
3:27 Speaker 04 Like, we didn't know that part. And I was laughing. She's got a megaphone and she's just surrounded by a bunch of these dudes and inmates and they're just-
3:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah. No, it was crazy. Alright, who's gonna kick off Ask, Tell, Confess this week?
3:38 Speaker 04 I feel like you're itching to go. Are you ready?
3:41 Bunnie XO? No.
3:41 Speaker 04 Okay, hold on, I got one.
3:42 Bunnie XO? Alright, go.
3:43 Speaker 04 Oh, hold on.
3:43 Bunnie XO? I'm ready.
3:44 Speaker 04 This one, uh, it's a parking lot shit-uation.
3:49 Bunnie XO? Oh, god dang it.
3:53 Bunnie XO? I'm tired of you. Pick ones that aren't shit. Okay? God, you're no longer allowed. You're not allowed to talk about shit for at least five Ask, Tell, Confesses.
4:05 Speaker 04 No, it's just humor. Oh, this one said, I was driving down a not-so-great part of town when the intense stomach pain hit me. I pulled into a Dollar General parking lot. The fact there was a Dollar General parking lot and opened my car door, barely got my pants down before I leaned against my car and just let loose. I had to use period pads to wipe with. Luckily, there was a dumpster nearby. Also, thank goodness I had hand sanitizer with me as well. Well, after doing the business in the parking lot, I was afraid to leave it in case they tested it for DNA and I got in trouble.
4:43 Bunnie XO? That'd be mean.
4:44 Speaker 04 The fact that she believed that is amazing. So I had some plastic Walmart bags in my car, doubled them up, put them over my hands and scooped up my poo.
4:58 Speaker 04 Threw it in the dumpster. I was so worried for months that I would get busted, but my sister kept saying they probably would think it was just some crackhead that took a dump in the parking lot.
5:08 Bunnie XO? I mean, listen, baby girl, we've all shit outside.
5:11 Speaker 04 That she scooped that up is...
5:14 Bunnie XO? Have you shit outside?
5:16 Speaker 04 No.
5:16 Bunnie XO? I haven't either.
5:18 Speaker 04 I've never even shit my pants.
5:20 Bunnie XO? No, I mean, I've shit outside a few times. One time I stuck a barrette in it like a flag.
5:26 Speaker 04 Excuse me, what? Were you, please tell me you were a kid.
5:28 Bunnie XO? I was a kid.
5:29 Speaker 04 Oh, thank God.
5:30 Bunnie XO? I ran away from home in fifth grade to the desert across the street to get away and I was in like...
5:39 Bunnie XO? Vegas used to have those thorn bushes, you know, that you could like hide in and they were like fucking like, like penthouse apartments to me. Yeah, that's a thorn bush, but like they're hollowed out on the inside. So like, nobody could ever find you.
5:51 Speaker 04 You'd have to go through the thorns first?
5:53 Bunnie XO? Yeah, yeah. Sometimes they had like little doorways and shit in there though. Like it was like, like ethereal. Yeah. And um, I convinced some other, one of my classmates to run away with me, but I was so nervous I had to poop. So I just fucking shit a log in the thorn bush and then I was like, I'm gonna put a barrette in it in case we get lost so we can find our way back. So I put, took a barrette out of my hair and struck it in my poop. So, hey, listen, I think that was innovative for being fucking... And how old are you in fifth grade? Ten?
6:22 Speaker 04 Yeah.
6:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
6:23 Speaker 04 I think the shit was enough. Okay. Didn't think you had a stick of a retinot. So she knows that one's hers.
6:29 Bunnie XO? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, a lot of people are shitting in the desert in Vegas.
6:33 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah. I'd see that. Yeah, for sure. Gotcha. Nope, never pooped in public. I have seen her piss next to a dumpster one time. Do you remember that? Oh, on the trail.
6:43 Bunnie XO? No, we were in Vegas.
6:44 Speaker 04 Yeah, on the track. Whenever I'm... Yeah, because you tried to go into KFC and they wouldn't let you pee. Yeah, you were just whipping around. We did. And she, and she peed for so long, it just was running. No, it was a river. It was a river. No, it was like I had to pee so bad, my eyes were floating. It was crazy.
7:01 Bunnie XO? I remember that. It was good times. All right, I got one for you guys.
7:10 Bunnie XO? All right, this is a tell from Bree.
7:15 Speaker 04 Oh.
7:16 Bunnie XO? There was one time I was gaming online when I met this guy that lived about forty-five minutes away. We started talking, getting to know one another. I'd recently just left my son's dad and was feeling down, so I invited him over. Well, I was young and nervous. I wouldn't allow him to come inside because my son was home and I didn't want to try anything with this stranger. Somehow he convinced me to have sexual relations with him in the car. During it, he kept pulling in and out of me. It was, it was dark, so I couldn't tell what he was doing. Later, when he got home, he FaceTimed me, saying how he had the greatest night and how he was about to go play with himself now. I asked him what he meant when he held up a small dildo and said, "I used this on you in the car, and now I'm gonna go use it on myself."
8:02 Bunnie XO? I replied with, "Are you not going to wash it?" He replied with, "Why would I when you're all over it?" Mind you, he had a forty-five minute drive back home. I didn't even know he used it on me, let alone known he was gonna use it with my dried juices all over it. So I blocked him on my socials. A few weeks later, I get a text from a random number asking if I wanted to game. So I said, "Sure," figuring it was one of my mini gaming friends. I hopped on, invited, and invited them. We started gaming and the guy was talking to me like he knew me, but I didn't recognize him. He finally asked, "You don't remember me, do you?" So I said, "How can I, how can I when we've never met?" He replied, "We had sexual relations."
8:44 Bunnie XO? It all hit me who it was, so I gave him one courtesy game and said I had to get offline, quickly blocking him on the game and his number.
8:51 Speaker 04 What the fuck?
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10:30 Bunnie XO? Bro, how many other people do you think he used that dildo on?
10:34 Speaker 04 Bro, he probably the whole 45 minutes on the way home was just like, oh, just, yeah.
10:40 Bunnie XO? Yeah, he was getting it for sure. How do you not know the difference between a penis and a dildo though? She was young, maybe she didn't know. I don't know. I mean, I know the difference, but and then how would you know? Look. How would you know? Like, yeah, your bodies have to be connected. Like, what was he doing? Did he have it strapped around his waist? Maybe. Cause if he's just ramming it like this, you would be able to see that, right? Yeah.
11:04 Speaker 04 Yeah, I feel like even if he held it right there, I would, it would feel the difference.
11:08 Bunnie XO? I could, yeah.
11:09 Speaker 04 He said, she said it was little, right?
11:11 Bunnie XO? No, she didn't say the size, huh? She said he kept pulling it in and out, too. That would have pissed me off.
11:18 Speaker 04 Oh, just letting go.
11:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:21 Speaker 04 I'm like, what's going on down here?
11:22 Bunnie XO? I have so many questions.
11:24 Speaker 04 Yeah.
11:25 Bunnie XO? But yeah, he probably just-
11:26 Speaker 04 Doggy style.
11:28 Bunnie XO? Yeah, but you could still-
11:29 Speaker 04 You really don't know what's going on. I know, but I mean, like, watching wise, like-
11:32 Bunnie XO? Could have been different.
11:33 Speaker 04 You can't see what's-
11:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah, but dicks feel different than dildos.
11:38 Speaker 04 They do.
11:38 Bunnie XO? Like, dildos are hard and they don't like, I don't know, like, they don't kind of like mold your vagina, whereas like a human weener, like, you put it in your vagina and it like-
11:48 Speaker 04 It'd probably also be cold, right? I feel like dicks are more-
11:51 Bunnie XO? My thing is, is he had that unwrapped out of the package already.
11:55 Speaker 04 Just rolling around in the car.
11:57 Bunnie XO? And then he said that fucking he was gonna go use it on himself. So what if he used it on himself before and that was his regular dildo that he shoved, put up his ass?
12:08 Speaker 04 The fecal matter just freaked me out.
12:11 Bunnie XO? Underneath the fucking mushroom tip?
12:12 Speaker 04 Nah.
12:13 Bunnie XO? Hmm. I hate it.
12:15 Speaker 04 No, God.
12:16 Bunnie XO? I hate him now. Thank you for blocking him. Fuck him.
12:19 Speaker 04 Blocking for us.
12:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
12:20 Speaker 04 We all blocked him.
12:21 Bunnie XO? I could sit here and spiral about all of it, you know?
12:24 Speaker 04 No. I just think about how many, like, crumbs are on my floorboards. If a dildo was rolling around, like, it would look like one of those Korean corn dogs.
12:37 Speaker 04 You're talking about, right?
12:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah, of course.
12:42 Bunnie XO? That was a visual I never wanted to see. Ever. Ever. Fuck my life. Moving on, Haley. Go ahead, baby.
12:53 Speaker 04 Well, I'm switching it up.
12:54 Bunnie XO? Okay, oh, God.
12:56 Speaker 04 Hey, Bunny, what has been the hardest part of starting the farm?
13:02 Speaker 04 And what has been the funniest thing that's happened on the farm?
13:05 Bunnie XO? God, the hardest thing about the farm is the damn pond. That pond has been a fucking nightmare for me.
13:14 Speaker 04 It looks like poop soup right now.
13:15 Bunnie XO? Bro, it's fucking, it's a night. Well, the problem is there's no fresh water running in it. And the person who built my pond is just a fucking, I don't want to talk about it, but I think as far as like farm life, when you start your first farm, there's so much trial and error. So now when we build our next farm at our new place,
13:36 Bunnie XO? we know exactly, I'm gonna have AC in the barn, like it's gonna be a bigger barn, lighting in the barn. So like when there's storms out, we can really put them in there.
13:44 Speaker 04 I literally saw a video last night and I was like, this is going to be Bunny at the next house.
13:49 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
13:49 Speaker 04 She puts pajamas on hers.
13:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
13:51 Speaker 04 And like she wipes the TV down for them and gets it all ready and like they go new bedding.
13:57 Bunnie XO? I've had cows. Yeah. I'm so jealous of those people's cows though, because Crunch, Smore is bougie. Smore, I could put in a fucking, in a, in a onesie and like put him up and he'll be fine. Crunchy is like straight from the ghetto.
14:11 Speaker 04 You should have seen us trying to halt him today.
14:13 Bunnie XO? No, that dude don't give a fuck. He will buck. He's fucking just, he is such a brute dude. He is like all fucking just male. And whereas Smore is like, he reminds me, I always say he reminds me of Jeffrey. Like he's gangster, but he like literally will like, he's like.
14:30 Speaker 04 Don't fuck with them, but also he looks like he's wearing guy liner.
14:33 Bunnie XO? Literally. And like he loves his, his dips in the pond. He loves to be brushed. He loves to be washed. He like, Smore's like.
14:42 Speaker 03 That would be me if I was a cow.
14:43 Bunnie XO? Smore's a Libra all the way. Like he loves the finer things in life and Crunch just is a fucking dude. He's like, no.
14:50 Speaker 04 What did Mo do to him yesterday?
14:53 Bunnie XO? God. So Crunch started humping shit and he would like mount chairs and like he was in love with this one chair. He would not.
15:05 Bunnie XO? This one chair, he would walk up to it and like rub his head on it and lick it and rub his head on it. And then he'd fucking put both paws up and just get it dude, right? And was just humping this chair. And I mean, he would shoot loads across the pergola.
15:21 Speaker 04 Excuse me?
15:22 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah, no, it got.
15:23 Speaker 04 Clam would come out.
15:24 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it got really bad. His little crab meat would hang out. It was bad. Oh, it's disgusting. And, uh, so I hit Dr. Pack, our vet, and I was like, what do I do? And he's like, he needs to be castrated. He tried to mount Bailey.
15:40 Bunnie XO? He tried to mount Bailey one day. She, she had some fucking animal crackers in her hands. So I'll give her that. But he did try to jump on her. And I, that's when I was like, okay, we gotta figure this out.
15:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:52 Bunnie XO? So Dr. Pack was like, we have to castrate him. And I'm like, okay, cool. You can come put, knock him out, saw his balls off and let's go. He goes, no. He's like, he's a full grown bull. He's like, I have to bind his balls.
16:04 Speaker 04 And they're one ball fall?
16:05 Bunnie XO? Yeah, they have to fall off naturally. And I was like, oh my God, okay. He's like, so it should have probably take a month at least. And I'm like, okay, that sounds fucking terrible, but fine. Well, it's been two and his balls have not fallen off. They literally fucking shriveled up like a leather satchel and just fucking just stiff, just hanging in the back, back there, right? So I text Dr. Pack and I'm like, dude, what do we do? Like his shit's not falling off. He's like, I don't know. It's been a long time. He's like, you need to go give it a yank. And I was like, fuck no. I'm like, there's no fucking way that I can fucking yank these balls off that cow. First of all, I love him. Secondly, I don't want to hurt him. Thirdly, I will barf. I fucking haven't even been able to eat meat since I fucking had to deal with this yesterday, right?
16:50 Speaker 04 I could literally see her out there just going to grab it and just being like,
16:54 Bunnie XO? Oh, no, I can't. I'll throw up. So anyways, fucking, I'm like, I text Mo and Scott and I'm like, I text him the text message from Dr. Pack. I'm like, somebody's got to rip his balls off. Monica's like, I'll do it. I'm like, you fucking weirdo. So she goes out there and Dr. Pack tells her to twist the balls, right? So she goes out there, we have this all on film. She hasn't posted it yet. So she fucking twists the balls as much as she can. They still don't pop off, right? So she texts Dr. Pack and she goes, what do I have to do? And he goes, just give it a little yank. So she fucking tugs on it and they fucking come off, dude. And literally she brings them to the door and she's like, do you want to see your son's balls? And like she's holding balls in her hand and I'm just like,
17:38 Bunnie XO? I can't deal with it. It was a lot. That's, this is how having a farm is going for me. Okay? I'm having a whole bunch of firsts and it's been insane. You still have balls? Where are the balls? No, no, she threw them in the fucking forest. I'm like, why? So a fucking animal can get a taste of crunch and go look for him? What taste of crunch? What if a fucking coyote is like, mm, delicious? It's like, and goes,
18:07 Bunnie XO? and goes and fucking seeks out fucking crunch. What if you just see like a hawk flying by? Literally just balls. Like those truckers that have the balls on the back of their thing? Yeah, like, bro, I'm just like, why would you do that? Why would you not throw it away? She's like, we'll get maggots. I'm like, I'd rather that than fucking a pack of wolves come looking for my cow. Oh my God. So yeah, this is, that's been fun. Uh, the funniest thing, there's been so much shit that happens. Every day is something new on the farm. Never the same. Never the same. But I have made a lot of mistakes with this farm. So my next farm, I'm definitely gonna make up for it. And I know what I need to do. So it's all trial and error. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
18:51 Bunnie XO? I kinda wanted them. I would have put them in a jar. No bitch, no. No, they were shriveled up. Weird like that? No, it was decayed. Like it was a lot. So crunch. So poor Crunchy today, man. He's just got a little wound on him. He had to get fricking antibiotics. It's been a thing. Yeah. We've been going through it. Dr. Pack was a G. He got in the stall. With a bucking?
19:12 Speaker 04 Crunch.
19:12 Bunnie XO? Crunch.
19:13 Speaker 04 Like a locked stall door, got inside to halter him. And I was like, dude, hell no. He won't even get in the stall with Pablo. He gets in the stall next to it.
19:21 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
19:22 Speaker 04 Deals with Pablo over the wall.
19:23 Bunnie XO? Big.
19:24 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
19:24 Bunnie XO? And scary.
19:25 Speaker 04 Yeah, he's like twice Crunch's size.
19:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah, for sure.
19:28 Speaker 04 Yeah. So that's why when we were talking about, I was like, you know anyone that could do his hooves? And you were like, oh.
19:33 Bunnie XO? Ah, he's like, I don't want to, but I will. All right, moving on.
19:37 Speaker 04 Oh.
19:38 Bunnie XO? Who's next?
19:39 Speaker 04 Afterwards, I gotta tell you.
19:40 Bunnie XO? Me or you? Are you next?
19:43 Speaker 04 I think it's me.
19:44 Bunnie XO? Okay, go.
19:44 Speaker 04 Jessica said about 10 years ago, after a late night of partying, my husband and I get home. And of course, we're both hammered, horny and wanna fuck.
19:52 Bunnie XO? Hmm.
19:53 Speaker 04 We had been going at it for
19:55 Bunnie XO? Sounds great.
19:56 Speaker 04 At least an hour. An hour.
20:00 Bunnie XO? That's a long time.
20:01 Speaker 04 And by that time, the cooter was raw.
20:03 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:04 Speaker 04 He was a raw cooter. Uh, he was on top and we had a bottle of Crown Royal on the nightstand. He grabs it and pours the whiskey all over my puffy, raw vagina.
20:16 Bunnie XO? Why would he think that's a good idea?
20:18 Speaker 04 Needless to say, I sobered up real quick and sexy time was over. I was in so much pain, my hoo-ha was on fire and the shower only made it worse. I had to sleep with an ice pack between my legs. The next morning, I was so hungover but felt worse than my poor vagina. We laugh about it now, but I could have killed him that night.
20:37 Bunnie XO? Bro, first of all, there's a thing called lube that you can use. Secondly,
20:43 Speaker 04 Ow.
20:44 Bunnie XO? I would use olive oil before I would pour fucking Crown on my pussy. Or coconut oil. You could coconut oil, you can use as lube. Yeah. I prefer, if you guys are gonna buy lube, don't get water-based lube, get silicone-based lube. Oh, it is delightful. You guys will love it if you use it. It's the best fucking lube ever. It's great. But yeah, I can't believe her fucking vagina was that raw and she just let him pour it on there. Like she had to have seen him going to do it.
21:15 Speaker 04 Yeah, well, I mean, you're both fucked up. I guess like maybe didn't even notice and it was like a quick little.
21:22 Speaker 04 I would have screamed. I would have just screamed. What do you even do in that situation? And showering makes it worse?
21:27 Bunnie XO? Alcohol on your vagina.
21:29 Speaker 04 Like alcohol in an open wound?
21:31 Speaker 03 Imagine if you had like freshly shaved too.
21:35 Bunnie XO? No.
21:36 Speaker 04 No.
21:37 Speaker 03 It stings so bad.
21:38 Bunnie XO? And she's saying if her shit was that tore up and it hurt that bad, that means that she was really dry and he was like ripping skin. So oof. Brutal.
21:46 Speaker 04 Ow, just spit on it.
21:47 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:48 Speaker 04 Just hack to it.
21:49 Bunnie XO? Just go to bed. Just put water on it.
21:51 Speaker 04 Go to bed.
21:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:55 Bunnie XO? Please like night's over. Night's over.
21:59 Speaker 04 After an hour, I'm. No, thank you.
22:01 Bunnie XO? An hour?
22:02 Speaker 04 That's what I said.
22:02 Bunnie XO? Fucking fifteen minutes. I gotta go.
22:06 Speaker 04 I got shit to do. I'm already thinking about other shit at this point, like an hour in.
22:11 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I'm not fucking for that long.
22:13 Speaker 04 I need a snack.
22:14 Bunnie XO? All right, Pam wants to know, has Mimi and Haley tried the whipped cream adventures yet? Cause when I tried it, that shit melted and slid down on the floor.
22:26 Speaker 04 No. I don't even like to step in water with socks, let alone put an entire fucking tub of whipped cream on me. Okay?
22:33 Bunnie XO? Come on, man.
22:34 Speaker 04 I can't.
22:35 Bunnie XO? Baste you like a Thanksgiving turkey.
22:39 Bunnie XO? Let's do it.
22:40 Speaker 04 Isn't. No, is basting inside the turkey though?
22:44 Bunnie XO? Yeah, but I would, well, you can like, you know how like you could pour it on the outside of the skin?
22:47 Speaker 04 Icing on her tits?
22:48 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it was good time. Basting, you could put you, you like this and then you pour it on the outside so that it gets to a golden bubbly.
22:54 Speaker 04 Okay.
22:55 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I would do that with Mimi. Let's do it. Come on.
22:59 Speaker 04 No.
23:00 Bunnie XO? It'll be fun.
23:01 Speaker 03 Yeah, we should do a photo shoot with her.
23:03 Bunnie XO? I know. Let's dress you up. Let's do a sexy photo shoot.
23:08 Speaker 04 Only one has shit out kids. Let's not. I'd rather do it to her.
23:10 Bunnie XO? Oh, what does that mean?
23:12 Speaker 03 I got no one to give it to. So you have someone to give it to.
23:15 Speaker 04 Maybe we can get you a man with it.
23:16 Bunnie XO? Why don't we do both of you guys sexy photo shoot?
23:19 Speaker 04 Together?
23:21 Bunnie XO? Possibly. Little OF material. Every, you know, people would pay to see that. Mimi and Haley? Fuck, yeah, they would. You guys would probably make a million your first fucking month. I mean.
23:36 Speaker 04 Olivia just learned what Google was, it's not.
23:39 Bunnie XO? Oh, God. Do you remember when you started in OF?
23:43 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
23:44 Bunnie XO? I was like, Mimi, you're gonna have to bust it wide open. She was like, oh, never mind, delete.
23:48 Speaker 04 She was my first subscriber.
23:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:53 Bunnie XO? Don't give away my cover name. Jason, cut that out. Bleep it, bleep it. Haley has a lurker profile for OF. So anytime we want to see somebody's butthole, we send Haley in.
24:04 Speaker 04 We have gotten deep on some people's OFs.
24:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's been rough.
24:07 Speaker 04 Yeah.
24:08 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
24:09 Speaker 04 Remember the.
24:09 Bunnie XO? I feel like OF is kind of falling off. I feel like OF has lost its luster, right?
24:14 Speaker 04 Yes.
24:15 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Or is it just because I'm not in that?
24:17 Speaker 03 Twitter is where it's at.
24:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, I was like, I feel like people like spent enough money on OF to the point that they're now like, it's free.
24:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
24:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
24:26 Speaker 04 But also, every state is like banning fucking.
24:29 Bunnie XO? Porn. I know, I can't even get on Pornhub to twiddle my twacker out here, dude.
24:33 Speaker 04 Texas just got rid of Xvideos.
24:35 Bunnie XO? I'm not fucking signing up for a Pornhub video.
24:38 Speaker 04 Twitter ID.
24:40 Bunnie XO? Twitter's weird. They don't have full, full, do they have full porn? Oh, I'm sending you some. Like full, like, I, like, from start to finish? Yes. All right, send them to me. I can. Perfect. I had, I had no idea.
24:52 Speaker 04 She's never been down that road. Yeah, this guy over here.
24:55 Bunnie XO? I've been doing IVF for six months. I have not had time to fucking look at porn, all right?
24:59 Speaker 04 I've been said, every time I open my Twitter, it's not on there. Jason was like, it's not?
25:05 Bunnie XO? That's what my husband says too. And I'm like, motherfucker. I'm like, you know. It's either that or someone dying. Oh, God. Yeah.
25:13 Speaker 03 Twitter doesn't.
25:14 Speaker 04 Twitter or X or whatever, yeah.
25:16 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah, Elon lets it all fucking hang out over there.
25:19 Speaker 04 Going for it. That's like Instagram reels right now.
25:21 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:22 Speaker 03 God, man.
25:23 Bunnie XO? It's rough.
25:25 Speaker 03 Reels are rough.
25:25 Bunnie XO? Bro, I, I don't know how my account has been deleted three fucking times and I've never showed anything bad.
25:32 Speaker 04 Yeah.
25:32 Bunnie XO? And literally some of these Instagram reels are insane. I just saw a guy ejaculate on a fucking Instagram reel. It had this little sensor thing over his dick, but you could see the drippings. It was crazy. Listen, nobody wants to give their money away to ridiculous bank fees. It's your money. You shouldn't have to pay somebody just to keep it in an account. That's why I like what Chime is doing. There are no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, and no minimum balance fees. You can also get 5% cash back on your Chime card in a category you choose, like gas or groceries, while building credit through your everyday spending with no credit check. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. To me, banking should make managing your money easier, not nickel and dime you every chance it gets.
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27:45 Speaker 03 Yeah.
27:46 Bunnie XO? Yeah, no.
27:46 Speaker 03 At somebody's door, their Ring camera caught it.
27:49 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it was weird.
27:50 Speaker 04 I saw that one too.
27:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
27:52 Speaker 04 Yes.
27:52 Bunnie XO? Weird.
27:53 Speaker 04 He just jacked off onto the, onto the person's ring camera?
27:56 Bunnie XO? Yep.
27:56 Speaker 03 Yes.
27:57 Bunnie XO? And then walked away. He followed her in her house and then came on her doorstep.
28:00 Speaker 04 Mm hmm.
28:00 Speaker 03 I saw that too.
28:01 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
28:02 Speaker 04 Followed her?
28:03 Bunnie XO? Yeah. People are sick, man.
28:05 Speaker 04 Oh.
28:06 Bunnie XO? It's why you always have to look both ways, especially women. If you are out after fucking dark.
28:10 Speaker 04 Be vigilant.
28:11 Bunnie XO? Have mace in your hand, have a fucking taser, get on your phone, do whatever you gotta do.
28:16 Speaker 04 Get off your phone.
28:16 Bunnie XO? No, they're like speakerphone, like you're talking to somebody, so at least say no, that fucking you're talking to somebody.
28:21 Speaker 04 I don't know, because when I got, that, those people were waiting outside of my business that one time, the cops are the worst. The possible thing is to be on the phone because they're like, oh, well, they can't call nine one one immediately. They have to hang up with the person, reopen it and all that kind of stuff. If you have it open with the numbers, you are more likely to call nine one one quicker than being on the phone with somebody, because that person doesn't know, like, I mean, they can kind of know where you are, but you'd rather have it recorded on nine one one.
28:45 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
28:46 Speaker 04 Than to have a random friend trying to give information.
28:49 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that makes sense.
28:50 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:50 Speaker 03 I, when I worked at the mat counter inside of Macy's, I was walking out one night with this like older guy who was super nice. And I was probably like fifty feet from my car, but like it was just my car and his car in the parking lot and some other, whatever. Walking out with him and I unlocked it from like, you know, the sidewalk, like fifty feet from it. And he was like, hey, don't do that. And I was like, why? And he was like, someone could be on the other side of your car and you just unlocked it and they could hop in your car.
29:21 Bunnie XO? Dude, I've heard about people waiting for people to get up to their car to open it and slashing their Achilles tendon.
29:29 Speaker 04 What?
29:30 Bunnie XO? Yes. Like, so like if you, that's why you always look under your car before you get up to go open your door, because they'll be waiting under there and they'll have a knife and just cut the back of your heel. So you can't run.
29:39 Speaker 04 What the fuck?
29:40 Bunnie XO? Listen, movie shit.
29:41 Speaker 04 I was at the salon till like one AM one time and I let my client go because she had a funeral to go to the next day. So I typically wouldn't. Normally I would have just left a mess, came back the next morning and walked out with the person. And someone was, uh, I opened the door and a dude bum rushed me from the side and luckily I stepped in and closed the door and locked it, called nine one one and I hid and he had a hoodie up like over his face. And when the cops happened to be like right there, they pulled up, group of guys were waiting at Dunkin for me.
30:10 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I remember that when that happened. Yeah. I don't remember this.
30:14 Speaker 04 It was early on because I was working nights because I was working days with her and so I would do all my clients at nighttime at the salon.
30:21 Bunnie XO? Terrifying. I think that was the last time you did nighttime clients.
30:23 Speaker 04 Oh, I never, I literally was so terrified. Even to this day, I very rarely go to the salon. Like at nighttime, if the sun is down, like I have a rule at the salon that no one is allowed to take out trash at night. Because I don't want anything to happen to those girls. They can leave the trash by the back door and the morning person can take it out.
30:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
30:39 Speaker 04 Cause I mean, we're also next to a Dunkin, so like a lot of homeless people, because they just throw all their donuts out. I mean, if I was fucking homeless, I'd go kick it behind a fucking.
30:47 Bunnie XO? Smorgasbord. This guy's like, wait, what?
30:51 Speaker 04 I mean, they literally.
30:52 Bunnie XO? Throw them out?
30:53 Speaker 04 A whole bag of donuts will walk outside and it'll just be dumped.
30:56 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's crazy. Alright ladies, well, there's your lesson. Do not fucking fuck with the, we don't fuck with these hoes, alright? Yeah, stay alert.
31:05 Speaker 04 If you have to.
31:07 Bunnie XO? Yeah, stay alert, fucking always look around you. Try not to be alone if you, you don't, you know, have to be. And if you're walking to your house, look behind you.
31:17 Speaker 04 Always.
31:18 Bunnie XO? Keep something in your hand that's sharp too. So if a motherfucker runs up on you, just bam. They make a gun.
31:22 Speaker 03 You can put on your keys too.
31:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
31:24 Speaker 03 Also a gun.
31:24 Speaker 04 I keep a gun. Like that day you got approached by those people, I had a gun in my hoodie. Like I was like, no, like you're not just gonna roll up on someone.
31:32 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
31:33 Speaker 04 And just think it's okay. It's so strange.
31:36 Bunnie XO? I don't know, the world is fucking not like it used to be, dude. I think about it like back in the days, like. Back in the days when I was young, I'm not a kid anymore. Yeah.
31:45 Speaker 04 What was that?
31:45 Bunnie XO? Sometimes I sit and wish I was a kid again. Back in the days when I was young, I'm not a kid. You know, you never heard that song? Anyways, you have a song for everything. So dude, roll that beautiful bean footage as a meme. I, did I send it to you guys? You have to look in your fucking DMs. I sent it to you guys.
32:03 Speaker 04 Talking about, yeah.
32:04 Bunnie XO? Back in the eighties and nineties, the nostalgia is so real. Like I always think back to it and I'm like, God, I wish we could go back to those days. Cause it was like, the world was so much safer, even though I had been attempted to be kidnapped as a kid and stuff like that.
32:16 Speaker 04 Fucking.
32:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah, a couple of times. Uh, the fucking world just seemed safer, dude.
32:21 Speaker 04 Was it safer or we just didn't have enough? Likes like social medias and news outlets to tell everything about the bad stuff. I mean, yeah, I don't know.
32:31 Bunnie XO? No, but it even feels safer. Like when I was in high school and that was just like mid two thousands, it felt even feel safer.
32:38 Speaker 04 It's true. Like I could, I used to walk everywhere and I know you know what I'm talking about because we are like on the west coast, we have sidewalks. Everywhere. The south doesn't fucking believe in sidewalks for some reason. Not a neighborhood has a sidewalk. You know this because you're a west coast kid too.
32:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
32:52 Speaker 04 We literally walked everywhere. We didn't have bad weather, so it never rained. It was just like, I would walk miles like to friends' houses, to the store, like. Out here, you just, I would never trust my child to just like schmog down to the fucking target.
33:09 Bunnie XO? Hell no. I don't let Bailey out of my fucking sight and she's seventeen and has some fucking paws on her. You know what I'm saying? Like she's a, listen, if anybody tries to ever kidnap.
33:18 Speaker 04 They're fucked.
33:18 Bunnie XO? Bailey, they are in for a fucking surprise.
33:22 Speaker 04 Surprise, surprise.
33:24 Bunnie XO? They're gonna give her right back. Here you go.
33:25 Speaker 04 Yeah.
33:26 Bunnie XO? Um, yeah, so that's, I just wish we could go back.
33:30 Speaker 04 It's true. I mean, they, they talk about like.
33:31 Bunnie XO? The two thousands even, like, everything was just so much more fun. I don't know. I just didn't appreciate that time and I wish I could have got it back because I would have done so much more with it. You know, like I just, we didn't know that we were living in the best times.
33:45 Speaker 04 I don't know. Right now is the best time of my life, guys.
33:47 Bunnie XO? No, really?
33:48 Speaker 04 I've really like come to realize that.
33:50 Bunnie XO? I feel like more money, more problems, but that's a whole nother fucking subject.
33:53 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, I feel like I'm living the best days.
33:55 Bunnie XO? I love that for you. Good for you.
33:57 Speaker 04 Thanks.
33:57 Bunnie XO? Good for you.
33:59 Speaker 04 Thanks.
33:59 Bunnie XO? Love it. All right. Goodbye. Toodleoo.
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