Howie Mandel & The Opposite of Cheers

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• 0:59Speaker 01

  Hi guys, me, Atika Lila and the family.

• 1:02Bobby Lee?

  And me.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  And Tito Bobby. Just made a GoFundMe to help our Altadena neighbors. So if you want to donate and help, you can.

• 1:10Bobby Lee?

  You guys, um, let me say it bluntly. I've spent many years in Altadena with the family. And it's a beautiful town. And it was ravaged by fire and destroyed, and we need to help people. And so go to the link below and help our Altadena family with this crisis. Is that what you wanted to say?

• 1:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 2:03Speaker 00

  He sent a messenger?

• 2:05Speaker 03

  He sent you to tell me that he's gonna be here soon?

• 2:09Speaker 03

  Is he paralyzed?

• 2:10Speaker 01

  No, he's still sleeping.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  He's sleeping?

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:13Speaker 03

  Why don't we go to him?

• 2:15Speaker 00

  I.

• 2:17Speaker 03

  You have a handheld camera? Let's go wake him up.

• 2:20Speaker 00

  You want to film it?

• 2:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:21Speaker 00

  Can we mic up?

• 2:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:23Speaker 04

  We'll just, uh, we'll use, uh.

• 2:25Speaker 03

  He tells me to be here and it's not like he's, so he's sleeping. I'm gonna go fucking wake him up. You have audio? Okay, come on.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  The foyer? I'm in the foyer.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  The what? The jewels, are the dogs up here? Are the dogs dangerous?

• 2:43Speaker 04

  One of them.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Bobby? Bobby! Bobby? Where? Where? You told me to be here and fucking... No, no, you're sleeping. You're fucking sleeping. Look, it's, uh... Oh, and you set up the whole place, or me anyway. Go pick me four. Go on.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Alex, what happened?

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, Alex, you're fired. I'm Howie Man Down.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  Have you seen America's Got Talent?

• 3:07Speaker 03

  I'm Howie, have you seen America's Got Talent? Deal or no deal? He told me to be here. I'm a big fucking star and he's sleeping! He told me to be here at five to one. Yet he's not even up? What the fuck is that? So fucking stupid. Who works up like this?

• 3:27Speaker 03

  That's a Peloton. How do you even get to it? That's an excuse for not exercising.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Do you watch America's Got Talent?

• 3:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  That's the guy.

• 3:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  This guy who pushes the buzzer.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  I know.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you watch TV, Ray?

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Sometimes.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Do you have TV back home?

• 3:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm here, what are you?

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Do you live here?

• 3:50Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Hey, would you ever wanna come on a podcast, me and Ralph?

• 3:53Speaker 01

  Nooo, Hyman, nooo.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  They wanted you to come on there. No, we're just talking about movies and, um, Netflix and chill.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  I don't watch movies.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Do you know who that guy is?

• 4:06Speaker 04

  Here, Jules and Hyman, you can ask Howie what just, what happened.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  What just happened, dude?

• 4:10Speaker 01

  Where's he to Bobby?

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  He got mad.

• 4:13Speaker 03

  Fucking tells me to show up at five to one. Be here at five, not one. Not, uh, one fifteen, not one thir- come here at five to one. When somebody gives you a time like five to one. I, I, Rich, did he not say five to one? Yeah, be here at 12:55, a specific time, then you know I have, uh, I, I respect that, right? Yeah. Cause, cause come on, we'll do it at one. I don't tell people, come at five to one. If I said five to one, that means that's important. We need you here five minutes before we're gonna start because we are like a fucking, this is like, uh, science, you know, and he tells me to be here five to one and you come down because you're

• 4:57Speaker 03

  and is paralyzed in the face. Yeah. And, and then, and then, well, you can't say that. You're making like, is that a bad thing to say? No, it's funny. No, it's because of stress, right? Yeah, it's funny. Now I get it. Now I get it. You know what's gonna happen? Halfway through this, half my face, watch what happens to half my face. But he tells me to be here at five to one and he's fucking sleeping. And he's got two house cleaners upstairs eating muffins and yogurt. That was wild. They were just eating. They're just eating. They're eating. They're in, uh, in, surrounded by the biggest fucking mess I've ever seen in my life. Just eating muffins and yogurt because, oh.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Much.

• 5:44Speaker 03

  Happy New Year. Do we start with a, a happy new year to you? Do we start with an apology?

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know what?

• 5:51Speaker 03

  What?

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  I expect an apology from you right now.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  No, I want one from you.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  No. I don't give a fuck. I think BGT is way better than AGT. Whoa. They have a, they have better judges. Woo. They have better judges, alright? Secondly.

• 6:07Speaker 03

  You got me. Don't hit.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Also, Howie, no one's ever been on my level upstairs. That's private area.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, where the cleaning ladies are sitting in the midst of a mess eating muffins and yogurt.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  And thirdly.

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Thirdly. Canada doesn't even answer. Who's Canada? You know what I mean? Canada doesn't even care about you anymore. And that's what I. And that's what I. That's what I want to talk about. What are we talking about? You're from Canada. I do. And I talked to Trudeau. He resigned. I know. That's why I talked to him. I'm the one that did it. Oh, why don't you tell him now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also on top of that. Tell him to be here at five to fucking one. All right. And then also, can I ask you this? No. Go ahead. You bring Matan. You know Matan? I do. Why are you smiling now? Because you told him to go fuck himself. Yeah, yeah. And why are you so buddy buddy with him now? Why are you not? What? I don't know why. I'm still thinking about it. Also, that's one of my favorite people. You're not, you're not as sharp, like with. I just woke up!

• 7:09Speaker 03

  I know! That's the fucking problem. You're usually on it. No, no, Red Bull. I'm not. I literally just woke up. Can I just say? Yeah, yeah. Let's do this quietly. Yeah, yeah. You told me, you told me. My buddy Rich is in the room. You said be here at five to one. In all my, in all my years in show business. Nikki Glaser. Nikki Glaser killed it last night. She was amazing. Amazing. She was amazing. Nikki Glaser killed. You know what? And I, you know, I, she texted me this morning. And I'm gonna tell you this, Howie Mongol. I have a text. From Nikki too. Ooh. Okay. All right, let me see. Let me see your text. You fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking, go fuck yourself, you fucking. Fuck you, dude. Piece of shit.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  You're not, this is the last time we're ever gonna do nothing together. Okay, so what's our last? I'll tell you that right now. I'm not gonna go working with you anymore. You fucking drive me up this fucking. She goes, Bobby, thank you. Let me see. You can't. Oh, you were great tonight. Thank you so much. Let me see. Oh, she nexted Bobby and put Howie in. Let me read it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Nikki. Wait, wait. Yesterday. During the Globes. Oh, shit, so I did it. What?

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  When did you do it?

• 8:21Speaker 03

  When did you have to? Not today! No, last, no, last night! If it was today, if you woke up to fucking text her, went back to sleep, knowing that I'm showing up. I wanna touch you. Fuck you! No wonder. I wanna touch you, Howie, and you're gonna get the monkey box. That would make sense. Do you want monkey box? Somebody that's related to him. You made your ex-girlfriend's face die. That's how, that's how much stress you put, uh, in. Her aunt has half a face because of the stress you put her under. I'm not happy. I'm usually happy.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:55Speaker 03

  I'm not happy. Five to one. You're at five to one.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  I wanna say another thing for you, to you, man. I just literally woke up. First of all, somebody's getting fired.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  One of us is, for sure.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Somebody's getting fired. I think it's gonna be Alex.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  I think it's gonna be Alex.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  Has to be Jordan. Cause I need this, no, EJ.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  And EJ, yeah, yeah. You made me hang out in your gym. I was hanging out in the gym for a little while.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Um, can I see your teeth real quick? They're nice. You've always had nice teeth.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  No, these are fake.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  I know. But they're really nice fake ones.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  Doctor, what's my doctor's name? Uh, Bob, uh?

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Kevorkian.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  No, I shouldn't.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  I wish it was Kevorkian. Yeah, you know that joke? I hope you're dead. I hope a doctor kills you.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  It's what I wanna say.

• 9:41Speaker 03

  That's a joke?

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:43Speaker 03

  What's that? What's the setup to that?

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:45Speaker 03

  What's the setup to that? Oh, here we go. Now, I'm gonna get comedy fucking classes from Howie Mandel again. Oh, every week this guy comes at the concert. Thank you. At the Laugh Factory, did you ever teach the young people how to do comedy? Did you? Where Tiffany Haddish started out?

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  I taught her.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, you did. And, and your lesson was, here's a great joke. I hope a doctor kills you!

• 10:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. You know what? It worked then! Well, I guess. Yeah, yeah, it worked then.

• 10:16Speaker 05

  It's like watching my two uncles fight.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  What?

• 10:19Speaker 05

  It's like watching my two old uncles fight.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Jaime, Jaime.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  Jaime, happy, happy. You don't think I should be mad, though? You not see my point?

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Jaime?

• 10:28Speaker 03

  You work here. No, Jaime, I don't care who pays you. Jaime, be honest with me. I'm gonna, I'm gonna settle down. You not see my point?

• 10:35Speaker 05

  I mean, you did tell him it's five to one.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  Why five to one? Like, why not show up at one? When you say five to one, what you're saying is, there is a specific timeline to how I work things. I want you here exactly five minutes before I start. And then I come down, your ex is, your ex is paralyzed. Jules is here because.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Jules, have you seen him on TV before?

• 10:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  What, what'd you see him on?

• 11:00Speaker 01

  America's Got Talent.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:02Speaker 01

  With Simon Cowell.

• 11:03Speaker 03

  Don't scream at me.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  You never saw the?

• 11:07Speaker 03

  Why is she yelling?

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  You, you, you never saw?

• 11:09Speaker 06

  America's Got Talent.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Dean, uh, Deal or, Deal or?

• 11:13Speaker 05

  Deal or No Deal.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  Deal or No Deal?

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna say Deal or? Deal or No Deal?

• 11:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  It was a talk show. I mean, I mean, a game show. I'm so tired. I just woke up.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  Huge.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  What? It was huge.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  It was so.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. If you're 90 and you live in Nebraska, you know it.

• 11:28Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  If you're 90, you live in Nebraska, you're not. Hey!

• 11:33Speaker 03

  Oh, what?

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah!

• 11:34Speaker 03

  And I just say three words?

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  Dave and Buster's. If you're there, you can say that, dude.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Deal or No Deal.

• 11:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Deal or No Deal machine is big. You could win, I would imagine you'll win tickets and you'll get a little fluffy.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  And he's doing shows at Dave and Buster's too, so that's a good thing, right? You know what I mean? All over across the country, guys. Howie Mandel at Dave and Buster's.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  He took a picture outside.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I bought my, my house.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, I know where you live too, Baldo.

• 11:59Speaker 03

  Look, this was outside your house.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 03

  I said he had a night.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  You know, because, because the raccoons.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  No, that's not the raccoons. That's.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Because the raccoons like pizza too!

• 12:08Speaker 03

  That's, that's Bobby.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Eating a pizza, finish the pizza, goes, I'm gonna sleep. Howie will be here in 10 minutes. That's what that is.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm gonna tell you what's going on right now. There's so, so many different things going on, okay?

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's. Look, you, you, you quiet now, guy, okay?

• 12:22Speaker 03

  That's way to tell, way to deal with a guest on a podcast.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  You should have been like.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  You be quiet.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 12:28Speaker 03

  I'll be quiet. I'll be quiet. I'm not gonna say anything.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny. It's like, um, here's what's funny about you. You don't have progeria?

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  But you look like you have it, and that's insane.

• 12:40Speaker 03

  Is that like Howie Button?

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  That's a crazy look. You know what progeria is?

• 12:44Speaker 03

  Like when you get younger?

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  You look like an old person?

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  No, look a progeria, my friend. Yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  Now he's gonna throw words at me.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  You...

• 12:50Speaker 03

  Oh shit.

• 12:51Speaker 00

  Shit, man.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  It is me. It's me.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  You don't have it, but you have it.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 12:58Speaker 03

  He looks like he should talk.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  We can't make fun of them.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  I'm not making fun. You put up the picture. I'm giving him a voice.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's how they sound, though.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  The term in the blue hole at five to one, you're sleeping. What the fuck is wrong with you? And while the cleaning notice eating and not cleaning. So, um, it was just a little observation. I'm sorry.

• 13:24Speaker 03

  When did you have time to load that up?

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  He just did it.

• 13:27Speaker 03

  That's how quick my guys are.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 13:29Speaker 03

  And I highly recommend you get Filipinos to work for you. I, I, I, I'm very well-known in the Philippines.

• 13:35Speaker 00

  Oh, is he Jules?

• 13:37Speaker 05

  Jules?

• 13:38Speaker 01

  Uh, I think so.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  You didn't even know what Deal or No Deal was?

• 13:42Speaker 01

  No, but America's Got Talent.

• 13:44Speaker 03

  No, but that's big because we have a lot of Philippine. But even before that, I was big in the Philippines because I worked with Chris Aquino. Do you know who that is?

• 13:51Speaker 00

  You know.

• 13:51Speaker 01

  Really?

• 13:52Speaker 00

  You know Chris Aquino?

• 13:53Speaker 01

  You worked with Chris Aquino?

• 13:55Speaker 03

  But you don't know me.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  No.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. It's Jules. Excuse me. He's way, way bigger than Chris Aquino.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  But I'm from the Philippines.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  No, that's why. I know who you are.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Her dad was the president.

• 14:08Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  It got shot.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  It was Dave Cook, you know?

• 14:13Speaker 03

  They had Deal or No Deal. I did Deal or No Deal in Manila. And I, and, and, uh, I ate, uh...

• 14:22Speaker 00

  Balut?

• 14:22Speaker 03

  Ugh, with the egg!

• 14:24Speaker 01

  You tried it?

• 14:25Speaker 03

  Have you ever ate balut?

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  Do you know what it is?

• 14:30Speaker 03

  You think it's some woman you met late after the show?

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  That's real funny. That's a good one. You know that I canker girls.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  I hate her. Why does she have feathers in her pussy?

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  How'd you know Marcelita Pomoy?

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Was this the name? Is Marcelita Pomoy?

• 14:46Speaker 03

  Who's that? Do you know that?

• 14:47Speaker 01

  Marceli- Oh, the singer.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  The singer?

• 14:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh! You!

• 14:52Speaker 03

  He was-

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  John G. Fuck!

• 14:54Speaker 03

  AGT?

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, wow.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Is his name Marcelita Pomoy?

• 14:58Speaker 03

  You don't know the royalty, but you know some eight-year-old singer. There he is, there's Howie back in the day.

• 15:04Speaker 00

  All Filipino.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a Filipino.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  Look at that, look.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he was in Philippines.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  That's in the Philippines.

• 15:09Speaker 00

  Why is the contestant white?

• 15:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:10Speaker 00

  Everyone's Filipino.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  And they had color TV back then?

• 15:13Speaker 03

  For the same reason we have Filipinos in this room and I'm white.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know they had color TV in the 1920s, but that's cool.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Fuck you.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's not funny? You don't like Pejoria? You don't like color TV? You don't like any of my jokes today, you fuck?

• 15:27Speaker 03

  I love every one.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love you too, man.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  You fucked me up. You don't like Matan? I love Matan.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  Because Matan dominated him. That's why he doesn't like him.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  I would use a different word, I think, than that, I think. You know what I mean? Dominated.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  I don't think he likes you right now.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, um... No, I mean, that night that you had on my laugh factor, first of all, don't bring the kid around anymore. And you know what's so funny about Matan? I'm not gonna tell you who said this. But it was a guy that you know, from the olden days, you know what I mean?

• 16:00Speaker 00

  The 20s.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was like Red Skeleton or somebody like that. Anyway, um...

• 16:09Speaker 03

  You know, a lot of comedians say-

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  He was either Burt Saul-

• 16:11Speaker 03

  If I could just make one person laugh, I'm doing my job. A lot of times, it's just you?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  He was either Burt Saul or Red Skeleton, one of those, you know what I mean?

• 16:20Speaker 03

  My cohort.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, I go- I can't believe Howie was with Matan at the Laugh Factory Monday night, right? This person says, I, cause he knew you back then, you know what I mean? And he goes, you don't, uh, no, Matan is Howie. And they said that you were like him in the early eighties.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  Absolutely, absolutely.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  Just to annoy, just to shock.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:44Speaker 03

  Just to be, so Matan told me, I did his podcast. And he did my podcast. And he told me what he, I said, what do you want to do? Like, what do you want to do? He goes, I really want to do stand up.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  And, uh, I gave him some pointers and he showed up. I don't know that it went well. Did you see, he went to Koreatown and did it. Did you see him in Koreatown?

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm not the mayor of Koreatown. I don't know why you'd come to lock eyes with me and go, did you know? Did you get the memo?

• 17:09Speaker 03

  Did you see?

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  And I go, yeah, I have nothing to do with Koreatown, but I, I believe you.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  You do have a lot to do with Koreatown. Remember you?

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  You took, take saunas with Polly in Koreatown.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. That's true. How did you know that?

• 17:23Speaker 03

  You play ping pong and take saunas?

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Cause I was fascinated by that story.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you remember things?

• 17:30Speaker 03

  You don't?

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  You don't remember anything? What happened to, what happened to him?

• 17:34Speaker 03

  Something's- Polly Shore.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  There's something different about you!

• 17:37Speaker 03

  What is it? It's Pejor.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen, yeah, yeah.

• 17:39Speaker 03

  It's the onset of Pejor.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  So, um-

• 17:43Speaker 03

  Do you know that he takes, he takes saunas with Polly Shore? They both sit in a room naked and sweating and then play ping pong.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  I don't know who's Polly Shore.

• 17:51Speaker 05

  Polly Shore?

• 17:52Speaker 03

  Oh, he's big in the Philippines.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's the weasel.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  She knows Harry Styles.

• 17:56Speaker 03

  He's the weasel. How old are you?

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Twenty-two.

• 18:00Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Hi, May.

• 18:02Speaker 05

  Good morning.

• 18:03Speaker 03

  How old are you?

• 18:04Speaker 05

  Twenty-eight.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  Does anybody have a three in front of an age here?

• 18:08Speaker 05

  This side.

• 18:08Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. Uh, I'm, this year I'm, I have a seven in front of my age.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:14Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be seventy this year.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  You look young.

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, she said I look young and then you said no.

• 18:23Speaker 05

  He looks his age.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you. Yeah, Jaime. That's why you're here, dude.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  No.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  That's why you're my boy, dude.

• 18:31Speaker 05

  I look old?

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  That was amazing.

• 18:32Speaker 05

  You don't look old, but you look your age.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  You look, what's so wrong about that, Howie?

• 18:37Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She complimented me and what the fuck are you, why is he here?

• 18:41Speaker 05

  Wait.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:42Speaker 05

  She's lying. I'm teen.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  No, I'm seeing zaddy.

• 18:46Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, what does zaddy mean?

• 18:48Speaker 01

  Like, like hot daddy.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like dilf.

• 18:51Speaker 05

  Hmm, yes.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  For an old person.

• 18:53Speaker 03

  Oh, you're a dilf?

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what's happening.

• 18:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, but you just see me as an old person.

• 18:59Speaker 05

  No, not old person. You look your age.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  Seventy. And to you, seventy has always been young.

• 19:04Speaker 05

  You've been wise.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  I've been wise?

• 19:07Speaker 00

  In the past.

• 19:07Speaker 05

  You're a wise guy.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  In the past. I'm a wise guy. Well, there are people your age that you look better than you, like Kevin Nealon.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

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• 19:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? And what do you got there, Jules?

• 19:33Speaker 01

  I have the Lawn Mower 5.0 Ultra.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

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• 20:02Speaker 01

  The Performance Package 5.0 Ultra is your clean slate for 2025. Tackling everything from body grooming to rogue nose and ear hairs. Start the year sharp, confident, and ready for whatever comes your way.

• 20:16Speaker 00

  Hey, Jules, earlier you were really excited. And Bobby asked, why do you, why'd you get so excited? What are you gonna shave?

• 20:21Speaker 01

  For my long pubes.

• 20:24Speaker 00

  Great.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa.

• 20:28Speaker 01

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• 20:37Speaker 00

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• 20:51Bobby Lee?

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• 21:04Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

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• 21:21Speaker 01

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• 21:31Speaker 00

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• 21:58Speaker 06

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• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm a wise guy.

• 22:34Speaker 03

  You're a wise guy.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  Were there people your age that you look better than you, like Kevin Nealon?

• 22:38Speaker 03

  Looks better than me.

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  A little bit.

• 22:41Speaker 00

  Kevin Bacon?

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  Arsenio Hall, way better than you.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  That could be his, you know what I mean?

• 22:46Speaker 00

  This is Kevin Nealon, Jules.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  It's Kevin Nealon?

• 22:47Speaker 00

  Is he Zaddy or is Howie Zaddy?

• 22:49Speaker 03

  Who looks better, me or Kevin Nealon?

• 22:50Speaker 00

  Howie?

• 22:51Speaker 03

  Put up Kevin Bacon.

• 22:53Speaker 00

  That's a good one.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  How old is Kevin?

• 22:54Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:55Speaker 03

  I'm older than Kevin.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay, anyway, that's how quick. You know Kevin Bacon?

• 23:00Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, exactly.

• 23:04Speaker 00

  Me again, right?

• 23:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:06Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 23:07Bobby Lee?

  Look up Billy Zane. Billy, look up Billy Zane! Who's better, Billy Zane or Howie Fidel?

• 23:13Speaker 03

  Me and Arsenio are touring together.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know, he's a great guy.

• 23:16Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  What do you think of Billy Zane?

• 23:18Speaker 03

  Why do you go, "Uh, Jaime"?

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jaime?

• 23:20Speaker 01

  No, it's Howie.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, really? Howie, I mean, Jaime, why'd you, would you, what's up with you, dude?

• 23:28Speaker 05

  What's up?

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  You're my guy, huh?

• 23:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  This year?

• 23:30Speaker 05

  Oh, what about Billy Idol?

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, forget, forget.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  What about Billy?

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  We're not doing a game with Billys now, right now?

• 23:36Speaker 03

  Billy?

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we're not doing a Billy game. Billy Idol, we know all the Billys, okay, Jaime, but get, get...

• 23:41Speaker 03

  Who looks better, Billy or me?

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we're done. He looks like a really old Q-tip.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's fun. That's a fun joke.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  Can you imagine?

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Can you imagine?

• 23:54Speaker 03

  If this was the audience in front of?

• 23:56Speaker 07

  That was fun, that was a nice joke. That was good.

• 24:00Speaker 07

  No, we don't want any laughter here.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:02Speaker 07

  Comments.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:03Speaker 07

  That was good, ha ha.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 'cause when you said Q-tip, the whole room went in a frenzy. Fuck you! Okay, fuck you, dude, all right? That's insane!

• 24:15Speaker 03

  What side of the bed did you wake up?

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  What side did the bed, what?

• 24:19Speaker 03

  What side of the?

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing I'm pissed off about, okay? I never told Sarah, my, um, uh, interior decorator, to start today. I never gave her a date, so today I woke, I woke up...

• 24:32Speaker 03

  Wait, wait.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Did this fuck?

• 24:33Speaker 03

  This is being interior decorated? This is, wow!

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 24:37Speaker 03

  The fact that you looked and you go, "Oh my god, she must have decorated today."

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  That's so fucking rude of you, dude.

• 24:42Speaker 03

  I know.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  I know, but it's honest. I'm like, Jaime. I'm Howie.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Is your health good?

• 24:52Speaker 03

  Me?

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  I think it's good.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  Is your health good?

• 24:55Speaker 03

  I just shit myself. No.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  You look, you do look great, man.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  I know.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  You're 70 years old.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  22.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  What a legacy.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  I'm a legacy.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  What a legacy. Let's do Howie.

• 25:03Speaker 03

  You have no idea who I am, right?

• 25:05Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 25:05Speaker 03

  Why?

• 25:06Speaker 05

  Because Deal Nor Deal and AGT.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  And? Give him one more. Please give him one more.

• 25:13Speaker 05

  There's a TV show.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 25:16Speaker 05

  Another one, huh?

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:17Speaker 05

  Give me one second.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:19Speaker 05

  That's the name of the TV show. Give me one second.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  No, not me.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Not really funny. High made by.

• 25:23Speaker 05

  No?

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 25:25Speaker 05

  Oh, but the Q tip was funny.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Whoa. Oh, shit, doggy.

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  Slam. Name one more show.

• 25:37Speaker 05

  I can't think of it right now.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  St. Elmo's Fire. Was that what it's called? St. Elmo's Fire. Is that? One more show.

• 25:46Speaker 05

  You mean St. Elmo?

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:48Speaker 00

  St. Elsewhere.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  No, that's Elsewhere. That is St. Elmo's Fire.

• 25:52Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it's called?

• 25:54Speaker 00

  I don't know about it.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Look it up. But it's not Elsewhere. Nobody knows me here. Yeah, this is the opposite of queer. Where no one knows your name.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  Where nobody knows your name.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Who's in that? No, that's not it. What's it? It was called? What was the doctor's show? It was 80's doctor's show.

• 26:14Speaker 05

  Little Monsters.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  The 80's doctor's show. Little Monsters.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  Look it up.

• 26:18Speaker 00

  This one?

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Little Monsters.

• 26:19Speaker 00

  Oh, Little Monsters.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  St. Elsewhere.

• 26:21Speaker 03

  St. Elsewhere.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  St. Elsewhere.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Denzel Washington.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  You know who he was in the show with, a TV show with? Look at the cast.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Go down to the cast. Yeah, go.

• 26:29Speaker 03

  There.

• 26:29Speaker 00

  Oh, Denzel?

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Denzel's in it.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Where's Howie? You don't see me? Up, up. Go up there.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  There he is.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Howie Mandel and Denzel. I wonder if the queer trajectory was a little different, no?

• 26:44Speaker 03

  He still calls me. He'll go, "How would you play this scene?" And I go, "Listen, let's move on."

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  You're on your own, buddy. You are on your fucking own.

• 26:52Speaker 03

  No, he's a.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, they got the bottom?

• 26:54Speaker 03

  Who?

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Uh, go to left, left, let one more. Him.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  Oh, wow, yeah.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Is he still alive?

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  A lot of- I bet the guy in the far right was dead. He's gotta be dead.

• 27:08Speaker 03

  This guy?

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that guy's-

• 27:09Speaker 03

  He just died last year at a hundred and six.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, he- his, uh, Norman Lloyd. Look, Norman Lloyd, he was just in that movie, uh, Trainwreck. He was in, uh-

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Now, did you ever call Norman after you, your, um-

• 27:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, me and Judd Apatow went out for lunch with him a couple of weeks before he died.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Are you being real?

• 27:28Speaker 03

  I am. I don't fuck around. I'm being serious. Yeah, I saw him all the time and I gave him an award.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  And you know what he's famous for? He was in, you wouldn't know this, you know, have you ever heard of Alfred? You're saying no even before I tell you? No. Okay. Alfred's two jewels. He was in a movie called Spellbound. He was the bad guy for Alfred Hitchcock, in an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Anyway-

• 27:48Speaker 03

  He worked with Charlie Chaplin.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  Alright, alright.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Not boring, it's boring.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, rest in peace, John.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  What's his name?

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Norman.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Norman. St. Elsewhere.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  St. Elsewhere.

• 27:57Speaker 06

  You don't know this show?

• 27:58Speaker 05

  The Monsters?

• 27:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:01Speaker 06

  You don't know this show?

• 28:03Speaker 05

  You know this show?

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, uh-

• 28:04Speaker 03

  I'll sing a song.

• 28:05Speaker 06

  I was at the bottom of the pool. I don't recall how long, but it must've taken a while, 'cause I had time to write this song.

• 28:15Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 28:17Speaker 06

  It's a song. And, and you don't know about the pool? The pool, man, we died.

• 28:25Speaker 05

  AG10, AGT?

• 28:26Speaker 03

  No. What? Here, I'll give you another one. I'll give you another one.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  If you say AGT again, I'm gonna-

• 28:31Speaker 05

  I didn't say it. He said it, man.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  No, but you repeated it. You're like a fucking parrot.

• 28:36Speaker 05

  I didn't say it.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  Here's one.

• 28:40Speaker 06

  Bobby.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  I have no idea what it is.

• 28:42Speaker 05

  Is it Rem and Stippy?

• 28:44Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  I think I was having a nervous, make great time.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  This is the whole episode, trying to tell people who I am in the house.

• 28:51Speaker 03

  This is the scariest episode I've ever done, 'cause at any moment, he could just go.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  There it is.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  There's Bobby's World.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  You ever see Bobby's World?

• 28:58Speaker 05

  No.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't matter. Shut it up, take it off.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  What? That's not in the- That was a TV show, but I did a movie with the same voice.

• 29:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:07Speaker 03

  Anyway-

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Gremlins. Gremlins. Do you ever see Gremlins?

• 29:09Speaker 05

  Yeah. Don't feed him after twelve.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  That's me, Gizmo. Oh.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Are you really Gizmo?

• 29:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Be honest. I swear to God.

• 29:15Speaker 03

  Look it up, if he's Gizmo.

• 29:17Speaker 06

  Cockamamaw.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you are?

• 29:19Speaker 03

  I am.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  You are Gizmo?

• 29:20Speaker 03

  I am.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  Did they pay you for that?

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Anyway, guys, that's me.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  Watch, that's me.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  There's Gizmo.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  That's me.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  There's Howie. There's Howie.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  When I had hair.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There's Howie. There he is.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  Uh huh. That's me.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  This is the voiceover.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  The Christmas movie.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they disinfect that whole box.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  It took like a couple hours to disinfect that box. Yeah, anyway, um.

• 29:47Speaker 06

  Oh, do you smell? Yeah. Magway. Magway.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  I would highly recommend you see this movie. Gremlins.

• 29:55Speaker 01

  Gremlins?

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Look at him. Anyway. So. How about a round of applause for Howie Mandel?

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  You wanna plug anything?

• 30:05Speaker 03

  What a morning.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  Get him out of here.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  What are you plugging?

• 30:11Speaker 03

  I woke you up.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  He has a podcast with his, uh, daughter. He's great.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  Howie Mandel does stuff.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  His side is very thick.

• 30:18Speaker 03

  And then I had one with, with, uh, Harland Williams too.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right. That's a, what a great. You met Harland, remember?

• 30:24Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you like him?

• 30:25Speaker 01

  I liked him.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  So far, who do you like better?

• 30:28Speaker 01

  No, you're zaddy-er.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Zaddy-er?

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  See that? Who's funnier right now? Just based on what you know. Look at her, she got nervous. Is your eyes? Yeah, yeah. Be honest, Harland or Howie so far?

• 30:39Speaker 03

  Oh, she thought it was gonna be you or me.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Did you think he was gonna say you or me?

• 30:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  And the fact that she couldn't even jump and go, "You," means me.

• 30:48Speaker 03

  Right? When you say, "Who's funnier?" And she thinks it's gonna be in fear to go like that? It's not hard to say your boss, the guy that's paying you.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  The guy.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  I, I've had enough. Are you right?

• 30:55Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Am I funny?

• 30:56Speaker 03

  You guys.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  I'm really funny.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  You're funny.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm really funny.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  You know what, you know what I'm about to do, dude? If you, if your attitude, right? Doesn't change. Doesn't, thank you.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Bobby needed some help. He definitely forgot the second half. A lot of people use cue cards. You have. Him.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  You're so fucking funny. I watch you.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  This is the biggest addition.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 31:20Speaker 03

  To your show. I love, I watch every week to see him and then you.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, um. If your attitude gets worse, I'm gonna touch you.

• 31:30Speaker 03

  I don't mind being touched. I just don't like being touched in the hands.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna touch your hand.

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Well, why did I give that away?

• 31:35Speaker 01

  How do you, how do you make love?

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  With my hands?

• 31:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's good.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  If you don't like to touch.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 31:41Speaker 01

  If you don't like touching, how do you make love?

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Good question. Well, it's, it's your niece. You tell her.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  She's 22, you get to say it. You know, maybe. I don't give a PG about it.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  I can do it without, I can do a lot of things without my hands.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  What kind of face is that?

• 31:54Speaker 03

  He walks.

• 31:56Speaker 05

  Not his hands.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how do you get air?

• 31:57Speaker 03

  No, I, I, no, no, hand to hand. I don't like a hand on a hand.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  But I'll touch a lot of other things.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because he is, you know, weird.

• 32:06Speaker 03

  No, I like.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  You ever see Rain Man?

• 32:08Speaker 03

  Anyway, I like, I have sex. I have three children.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  I have three children. I've, uh, but I didn't, like, that wasn't sex. What I would do is I would, I would make a little puddle. And then I take off my wife's pants and have her sit in it.

• 32:25Speaker 05

  Yo, imagery.

• 32:28Speaker 03

  Honey, it's that time.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  That was the funniest thing.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Sit in the puddle.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Very good, very good.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  And we have two beautiful, three beautiful.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful ki- kids.

• 32:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  And grandchildren?

• 32:38Speaker 03

  Are you, are you with somebody? Cause I have a son. My son would like you.

• 32:41Speaker 01

  I have someone.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 32:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  How we?

• 32:44Speaker 03

  You know the person? Is it you?

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  No. Well, you have a, well, you have an older son. How many, you have two daughters and a son?

• 32:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  I've, I've only met your daughter, your older daughter and your older son.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  How old's your youngest son, daughter?

• 32:54Speaker 03

  Thirty-two.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. How, how come we've never met her?

• 32:57Speaker 03

  She doesn't like to be in pictures. She doesn't like to be on TV. She doesn't like to be in podcasts. She's not even in her own wedding album.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, does she live in LA? I mean, I'll.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  She has a kid. She has a daughter and a husband and, uh.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Does she come over and go, hi dad?

• 33:14Speaker 03

  I like to. It's like, it's like a reenactment.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I'm drown, I'm drowning, you know what I mean?

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm just like, you know what I mean? Does she go, hi dad?

• 33:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  Good question, right? Hi dad! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:25Speaker 03

  She's not.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  Special niece, but yeah.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah.

• 33:29Speaker 03

  That came off.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  When does your, um, um, the one with Harland come out? Have you guys shot some yet? What's wrong with you right now? I feel, are you having like a midlife crisis? I mean, how do you call it? Late night crisis?

• 33:38Speaker 03

  A late night?

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Late, late, late.

• 33:40Speaker 05

  Late life.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Late, midlife.

• 33:42Speaker 05

  Midlife is very fast.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  It's not late.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  Not late night crisis.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  It's late life.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  Late life is when you do badly with Fallon. But, uh, okay, all right. And now.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:53Speaker 03

  This is a little number we wrote.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, well, you're how we just wrote.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  I showed Joe up five minutes.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  You have an Asian accent right now? That's kind of racist.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Five minutes.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  And I showed up five minutes to one.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Nobody knew where is the bun. I went upstairs to look around. Two cleaning ladies with a frown. Eating muffins and yogurt.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Why is the place decorated now? She wasn't supposed to start anyhow.

• 34:55Speaker 03

  How may I take it reverse? Go.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God.

• 35:02Speaker 03

  What happened?

• 35:02Speaker 05

  I was looking at his.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you snotted. Did you snot?

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  We talked about improv.

• 35:07Speaker 03

  I think snot. I think he's got snot.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta commit.

• 35:10Speaker 03

  I think he's got snot. Wait. He's got snot.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't care about no snot. You really have snot?

• 35:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think. No.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  He does?

• 35:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lot of snot. That's not. You don't do that.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:21Speaker 03

  Here we go.

• 35:22Speaker 05

  We got a guest.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Howie.

• 35:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't snot. What the fuck is going on?

• 35:25Speaker 05

  Can I shake your hand now?

• 35:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 35:29Speaker 03

  Your comedy is getting worse.

• 35:30Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  This is like a fucking nightmare.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  You're a nightmare.

• 35:33Speaker 03

  I knew I'm gonna wake up.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Ready, three, two, one. How many? No. Jaime!

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Three, two, one. Jaime!

• 35:41Speaker 05

  I was on Gremlins. I had no vision.

• 35:44Speaker 03

  That's it, that's it, that's it. You shouldn't be digging in.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  I know. I understand. I understand.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  You know, he should be on AGT, the guy who cleans his nose and sings at the same time.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Jaime.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  A lot of people.

• 35:56Speaker 05

  Yes, sir.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  You know, people have sad stories.

• 36:00Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 36:01Speaker 03

  No. What are you doing?

• 36:02Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 36:06Speaker 03

  I'm just, I, I, nothing.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  You don't go through that.

• 36:10Speaker 03

  But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 36:11Speaker 03

  So this, so yeah. So, sit down for a second, right? If you start fucking around, that's gonna be on you, my friend.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 36:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, stop fucking around, dude.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Wouldn't it be good to have on, you know, fuck around this now? On AGT, people come on and they always have like these incredibly sad stories.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Like I had cancer and I, and music is the only thing that got me through, or my family's sick. But you to come on and say, "I wanna sing, but my nose is always filled with snot." And that'll be your, that's your ailment. And even though I've got snot in my nose, I'm still gonna sing the song that makes me.

• 36:45Speaker 03

  Me?

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  That, yes. And then you just, you drill as you're singing and you sing beautiful love songs while you're drilling.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  Okay. I can do that.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good. Let me ask you something, Howie.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Why do you act like a fool on AGT? You act like a fool sometimes. And you, and, and, you know, when they're doing close-up magic, like a guy named Eric Tian, right?

• 37:09Speaker 03

  Eric?

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's doing close-up magic, right? No, is he good? Because it's like, he's wearing a, he has a flat, felt black board. We all know Magic 101, that, you know what I mean? The cards are felt on the other side, you know what I mean? And you, I see you on that show, like a fool going, "Yeah, bravo, bravo." You know what the fuck it is? It's not a magic, dog. You're a little bitch. You know what I mean? You, you, Simon, your little fucking master. He laughs, you laugh, like a little bitch, dude.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  No, you're a little bitch.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, you're not, I'll tell you why. I'm not done talking!

• 37:45Speaker 03

  No, I don't give a shit. Yeah, I got you.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  You got me what?

• 37:48Speaker 03

  Shin Lim to talk to you.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right. Thank you.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  And, and you loved magic and now you're turning on magic? Magic is real. And you are the...

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Magic's real, you're not though. Okay, because when you're on that show, you're fake. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, bravo! You know, some little kid with a little thing, you know what I mean? I don't know, you know what I mean? Comes up there, starts singing.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  Do you believe in magic?

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Starts singing, he, this guy, oh, golden buzzer! Why golden buzzer? Because the lady has spinal bifina?

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's just another thing, I'm glad he's here, right? But I'm gonna get it out now, okay? You know, when these people go on the show, right? And they, they, they tell their story? That's illegal. Right? You know what they're doing. They're trying to tug on your heartstrings, Howie. Right? And you're the first guy to buy it. Oh, he's a homeless man, oh, he can sing, who gives a shit?

• 38:48Speaker 03

  You don't give a fuck about anything?

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't give a fuck about, right now, you know?

• 38:51Speaker 03

  That's why you were sneaking in for this.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, look at this. Oh, did you give her a golden buzzer too? Yeah! Why?

• 38:58Speaker 03

  Why?

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why?

• 38:59Speaker 03

  She was just at the Kennedy Center, getting honors. Look, pull up Grace Sanderwall now.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  I love her, no, she's great.

• 39:05Speaker 03

  Was he just saying?

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she's great. But let me, give me another one that's not her, you know, she's great, actually. You know, I mean, there's some of them.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  Oh my, oh my, golden buzzer. No, show her, oh, did you see this girl?

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 39:16Speaker 03

  Courtney Hannah?

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, she, oh, so can I, another rule. If you do BGT, you shouldn't do AGT.

• 39:23Speaker 03

  Why?

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Because it's, you already did it!

• 39:25Speaker 03

  No, so that's like...

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  Also, I can go to Ghana, Got Talent 2, and win? I'll go all over the world, Alaska, Got Talent, whatever they have it, right?

• 39:32Speaker 03

  They do.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's bullshit, dude.

• 39:34Speaker 03

  It's not bullshit.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  You like tennis?

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 39:37Speaker 03

  You like tennis?

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're saying that it's like the fucking tennis?

• 39:39Speaker 03

  It is, it is. You do the US Open, you do the Australian Open, you do Wimbledon.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  It's cheating, it's like, it's not cheating.

• 39:47Speaker 03

  It's a fucking contest.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  It's not, it's not, yeah.

• 39:49Speaker 03

  You should win America, you should win Canada, you should win England.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what, when they bring them up, right?

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Talk to me, talk to me, not to... I'm your fucking guest.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  So, when they, dude, bro. What, dude, dude.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  This is the worst fucking podcast I've ever been on.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  When there are Brazils, Got Talent, fucking, I wanna go.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  They should say all the talents they've been on, right?

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  I wanna go.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  Oh, this next...

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  All he's done is...

• 40:09Speaker 03

  This next...

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  Flipped in.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  Doesn't give a fuck.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Mexico got talent.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  I'm in this house explaining who I am.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Talent. This guy's just done fucking, you know, Beijing got talent. This guy just did London got talent.

• 40:19Speaker 03

  You're going.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  That no, this guy just did France got talent. This guy just did fucking.

• 40:23Speaker 03

  Mexico got talent.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Cote d'Ivoire, I already said Mexico. Cote d'Ivoire, Cote d'Ivoire got talent. So this guy just did, you know what I mean, uh, South Africa got talent. This guy, you know, I can go on. I can't, because I forgot.

• 40:34Speaker 03

  Keep going.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  But my point, no, but my point is, is that it's bullshit. Once you do one got talent.

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Who made you the rulemaker? But that's like, have you been on TV before?

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 40:44Speaker 03

  No, you have.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  And now you're shaming me because I don't have the talent to do that.

• 40:47Speaker 03

  No, you've been on TV, right?

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  I've never done it on TV.

• 40:49Speaker 03

  No, you've been on TV.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I have.

• 40:50Speaker 03

  So the point is that once you've done one show, you shouldn't have to do another. You should do a show people enjoy. It's not completely different. It is not completely different.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  It's like if I did like, um, uh, um, alone, like Australia alone, right? But then I did Canada alone. It's that bullshit. You do one alone.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Or hoarders.

• 41:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:11Speaker 05

  Ghana, Ghana hoarder?

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like you clean up your house, right? But like you mess it up again because you're gonna do fucking, you know what I mean?

• 41:18Speaker 03

  But yeah.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  Germany are hoarders.

• 41:20Speaker 03

  But if you're.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  In a year, so that you best pack up and your disease cycle.

• 41:23Speaker 03

  It cycles, it cycles, it cycles, it cycles.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something?

• 41:26Speaker 03

  You want to use?

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  You want, you want this?

• 41:28Speaker 03

  Get the fuck.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, get the fuck out of here.

• 41:29Speaker 03

  Talk about hoarders. And the thing is that you could do hoarders in America, but if you mess up, if you mess up, if you mess up a place in Germany, you should be able to be on the German hoarders.

• 41:38Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true. Oh, so yeah, so, oh, so what you're saying, oh, so, all right. I'm, I'm living in Lexington, Kentucky. My, I'm a hoarder, right? I'm on the show Hoarders, right? Then after they clean up, I'm gonna sell my house, go to Germany.

• 41:57Speaker 03

  And collect shit.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, go years of collecting shit so I can be in Germany Hoarders. And guess what, guys?

• 42:04Speaker 03

  Are you a hoarder? Because I think that you do.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a hoarder, no.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  I think you are.

• 42:07Speaker 05

  Yeah. Did you see his room?

• 42:09Speaker 03

  No, he didn't let me get that fuck. But I saw where the ladies were cleaning.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  Because if you were up there, you would see bitches, baby, well, sloop. Anyway, uh.

• 42:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, dog.

• 42:18Speaker 03

  Why are you making a face?

• 42:20Speaker 01

  Because they were the cleaners.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, those were the bitches. You said they're cleaning ladies and they were cleaning.

• 42:33Speaker 03

  That's why they were eating muffin yogurts to get the taste out of their mouth.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  That's fun. That's a fun thing.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, it still tastes like Bobby's Lee.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, uh...

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  I was Arsenio. I wish I could get Arsenio.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  You can't get Arsenio?

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Mm-mm.

• 42:53Speaker 03

  Why?

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it will do it.

• 42:56Speaker 03

  Really?

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  You don't want to see Hall?

• 43:00Speaker 01

  No.

• 43:01Speaker 03

  Did you just burp? Did you burp?

• 43:02Speaker 01

  I did burp.

• 43:02Speaker 03

  Was that you?

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, you still my mouth.

• 43:06Speaker 05

  Hey, so...

• 43:07Speaker 03

  Like, that's a real talent. I can burp without using my mouth.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, let me see, let me see.

• 43:15Speaker 05

  Hey, turns out I'm gonna have to have a TM, uh, TMJ, uh, surgery.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  It is on.

• 43:22Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  What's that?

• 43:23Speaker 03

  That's because you got your lockjaw.

• 43:24Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  What, your lockjaw?

• 43:26Speaker 03

  Speaking of blowjobs. Is that what? I was talking about some guy, some ladies upstairs sucking him off and you go, "Turns out I gotta have TMJ surgery."

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  It's only one...

• 43:35Speaker 03

  That's how you got this job.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  It's only one guy, Ralph Boboza, but anyway, um...

• 43:39Speaker 05

  Have you blown somebody?

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Ralph Boboza. Anyway, um...

• 43:42Speaker 05

  Well, I did it.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:44Speaker 05

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• 43:50Bobby Lee?

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• 44:11Speaker 05

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• 44:12Bobby Lee?

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• 44:43Bobby Lee?

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• 46:52Speaker 03

  You don't know Arsenio Hall? There he is.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  He had his own talk show.

• 46:57Speaker 03

  I'll tell you.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  For many years. He was also, um...

• 47:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, from the Eddie Murphy movies.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Coming to America, you ever see Coming to America?

• 47:04Speaker 03

  You ever see Coming to America?

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Uh, you ever see Har-?

• 47:06Speaker 03

  Who did you get?

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I...

• 47:07Speaker 03

  For host your, your podcast, these guys don't know.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  Do you know, you Coming to America?

• 47:13Speaker 05

  I've never seen it, but I know of it.

• 47:15Speaker 03

  How do you know?

• 47:16Speaker 05

  I know of it, that's, I think that's better than her not knowing what it is.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  It's not a fucking contest.

• 47:21Speaker 07

  Contest.

• 47:22Speaker 03

  Well, you won. I'm moving you into a bonus round.

• 47:25Speaker 05

  Okay, what's the bonus round?

• 47:27Speaker 03

  What, how did you get TMJ? What, why do you know, were you having surgery?

• 47:31Speaker 05

  Oh, no, I have to, I have to get it now, cause I have lockjaw.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  You have lockjaw? I see your mouth moving. I don't see his mouth moving when he burps, but I see your mouth moving when you talk.

• 47:40Speaker 05

  I don't know, this girl, she diagnosed me at the club, and she's like...

• 47:43Speaker 03

  Club? That's funny. You know, you know, Harme, you got lockjaw. It's not moving like it should be moving.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  You should go get surgery. A girl at the club, some girl at the club diagnosed you with lockjaw?

• 47:58Speaker 05

  We were talking and...

• 47:59Speaker 03

  And you're gonna make her do surgery?

• 48:01Speaker 05

  She's like, "Hey, let me see your jaw", and she was like, touching me right here, and I was like, "Oh my, oh, oh, oh".

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:07Speaker 05

  And she's like, "Oh, you need surgery".

• 48:09Speaker 03

  What does she do for a living?

• 48:10Speaker 05

  Uh, she works at dental hygienist.

• 48:13Speaker 03

  Ooh. Whoa! I was testing you, and now you're getting it. Keep talking, dude.

• 48:19Speaker 05

  Dental hygienist.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  Regular. Yeah, regular, and then I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on music, and I wanna see how fast you can switch.

• 48:26Speaker 05

  Oh, shit.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Don't keep going.

• 48:28Speaker 05

  Alright, uh, so yeah, I was at the club with her, she was touching my jaw, and she's like, "You might need TMJ". Yeah, I can report you to a specialist.

• 48:40Speaker 03

  Report you?

• 48:41Speaker 05

  Oh, wait, I can recommend you...

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  No, the music's over, you're gonna go regular.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, he likes to sing.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:46Speaker 03

  He loves singing.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 48:48Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, she told me that she can recommend me to a specialist, and that she can give me a discount code.

• 48:55Speaker 07

  It's like Tourette's?

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, you, you would try? You talk, and then I'm gonna see if you can sing it. It's how fast. Tell us the story. Yeah, tell us the story.

• 49:05Speaker 03

  You gotta start, ask her a question.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, how was, how was the holidays for you?

• 49:10Speaker 01

  It was bad, cuz I stayed with you the whole.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Too, too slow. Way too slow. You know what it is? Way too slow.

• 49:21Speaker 03

  She's not a singer, she's a backup singer.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's okay. All right, right, right, right. Can you try it again, though? Yeah, so, um, so, how, what, explain to me how many dogs you have and what their names are.

• 49:32Speaker 01

  I have four dogs.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:34Speaker 01

  And their names are Bullets.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah.

• 49:39Speaker 01

  Goby, Remy, and Scrubs.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That was so good.

• 49:47Speaker 03

  That's a good.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  You wanna try, Hal?

• 49:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'd love to.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:49Speaker 03

  What do you want me to talk about, though?

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  So, um, let's not talk about the, I mean, like, you grew up in the 1800s, or, maybe the 1800s. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:56Speaker 03

  I'm kidding, my, my, I'm not having.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, yeah.

• 50:00Speaker 05

  Have you seen Wicked?

• 50:02Speaker 03

  You know what? I don't want to. I don't wanna see Wicked.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 50:06Speaker 03

  Because I heard that people sing in the theater while the movie is going on.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you heard that?

• 50:11Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, you don't. I don't like that. That's the same reason that I didn't go see Schindler's List.

• 50:17Speaker 05

  Good reason. You seen that movie? Oh, singing.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Because they were crying in the movie theater. I mean, they're not singing. They're not singing in Schindler's List.

• 50:24Speaker 03

  I didn't go see it.

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:25Speaker 03

  I want people to be singing.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm gonna tell you, I've seen it a couple times, because there's no, it's on the musical.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  No, I know, but you're. Unless screaming is singing. Anyway, um.

• 50:35Speaker 05

  She doesn't know what Schindler's List is.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you know what Schindler's List is?

• 50:37Speaker 03

  Explain it to her.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Explain, yeah. Yeah, you're, you're pitching the movie.

• 50:40Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  We're, we're executives. Howie and Mandel and I are executives, right? We have a production company. You're gonna pitch Schindler's List.

• 50:47Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Hi, hey. Hey, well, my name is, um, Mark, Bart Montgomery, and this is my partner.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  What's your name? My partner.

• 50:54Speaker 03

  Oh, uh, Larry.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Larry. I'm Bart, Larry, welcome to Montgomery and Larry. It's our, we're a production company.

• 51:00Speaker 03

  Tell me what Schindler's List is about.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell us about Schindler's List.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  David Goldberg, and, uh.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Are, are you Jewish?

• 51:06Speaker 05

  Yes, the Senate of Jewish.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  I haven't seen you at the meetings.

• 51:09Speaker 03

  Guess what?

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  Descendant?

• 51:10Speaker 05

  Descendant of Jewish.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Like the Disney movie?

• 51:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's great. So anyway, go ahead. We have other pitches. So go ahead, sir.

• 51:16Speaker 05

  Uh, Schindler's List. Um, we're gonna get a girl in a red dress.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so the movie's about a girl in a red dress?

• 51:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Is it modern times or?

• 51:25Speaker 05

  It's not. It's like nineteen forties.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, nineteen. So during Nazi-

• 51:30Speaker 05

  World War Two.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  World War Two. Wow. You know, you know, um-

• 51:34Speaker 03

  After, after the Holocaust.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Is it after the Holocaust?

• 51:38Speaker 05

  It's before the Great Depression.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But that would be in the early nineteen tens?

• 51:42Speaker 03

  Path is not-

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

• 51:44Speaker 03

  Nineteen twenty-nine is the Great Depression. So it's after the Holocaust, but before the Depression? And when you say the Great Depression, are you talking about your own personal depression?

• 51:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:53Speaker 03

  Or the stock market?

• 51:54Speaker 05

  Uh, me and my, my, uh, my, my brother and, uh-

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Your brother?

• 51:59Speaker 05

  My brothers.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your brother. I'm sorry. My hearing is, I'm losing it. Anyway, go ahead.

• 52:04Speaker 05

  Sorry, it's nineteen eighties. We don't know how to talk yet. Um, you know.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  Fucking did you swallow a time machine?

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. What is going on here? Are we afraid? I mean-

• 52:14Speaker 05

  It's like Titanic meets Bill and Ted.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  No, seriously, tell me, I wanna hear, you know, tell me what Schindler's List was about.

• 52:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, what is-

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  Just be yourself.

• 52:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  I wanna know, we wanna know. Well, yeah, tell us about what Schindler's List is about. Now, we're not doing a scene now.

• 52:28Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  I want you to-

• 52:29Speaker 03

  Real life.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Explain it to us. Yeah, go ahead.

• 52:31Speaker 05

  From what I've seen on clips on YouTube, uh-

• 52:34Speaker 03

  He watches Schindler's List clips on YouTube?

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  The clip channel. The kids today. Oh, my God. They watch it two minutes at a time.

• 52:42Speaker 05

  This movie on TikTok clips.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  TikTok Schindler's List is what you watch, okay? Explain us what Schindler's List is about.

• 52:49Speaker 05

  Well, I've seen, I've seen like the other parts, cuz they haven't uploaded. Um, I just seen a girl with a red dress walking around or something.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the movie. Oh, oh, do you, but, but, Hymen?

• 53:01Speaker 05

  Liam Neeson?

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  No, Hymen, Hymen, look at me right now.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  Liam Neeson's in it, yeah.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  Not in a joke. Forget Howie's here. I'm being real, all right?

• 53:07Speaker 05

  I'm being real too.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Tell me what it's about. You're trying to get me to watch the fucking movie. Tell me what it's about, seriously.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  Okay, Liam Neeson is in it.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  It's about Liam Neeson and a girl in a red dress?

• 53:17Speaker 03

  Who did you say is in it?

• 53:18Speaker 05

  Liam Neeson.

• 53:19Speaker 03

  Liam Neeson.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, so, which is Leslie's older, younger brother, didn't die, from the guy from Naked Gun, Liam Neeson.

• 53:25Speaker 03

  So you think, you kinda know what it is cuz you talked about World War Two. So be real, tell me what it's about.

• 53:33Speaker 05

  I just told you Liam Neeson is in it. That's all you need to know.

• 53:37Speaker 03

  But what's it about? In the scenes that you-

• 53:39Speaker 05

  The Holocaust?

• 53:40Speaker 03

  The Holocaust.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  The Holocaust.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  The Holocaust.

• 53:42Speaker 05

  The Holocaust?

• 53:43Speaker 03

  Yeah Holocaust. The Holocaust, yeah.

• 53:45Speaker 05

  And-

• 53:45Speaker 03

  Tell me what the Holocaust was.

• 53:48Speaker 05

  Let me just do name out Adolf Hitler.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  Adolf. Adolf. I always get frozen and Schindler's List mixed up.

• 53:57Speaker 03

  Adolf, Adolf.

• 53:58Speaker 05

  Olaf.

• 53:59Speaker 03

  Let it go.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Let it go.

• 54:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the guy? Olaf. That's Olaf Olaf. Olaf Hitler.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Olaf Hitler, yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 05

  Olaf Hitler.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What did he do, Olaf Hitler?

• 54:10Speaker 05

  He hated the Jews.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  He didn't. And how many did he kill?

• 54:14Speaker 05

  Thousands.

• 54:14Speaker 03

  How did he do it?

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Be real.

• 54:16Speaker 05

  Millions.

• 54:16Speaker 03

  How did he do it?

• 54:17Speaker 05

  How did he do it?

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:18Speaker 05

  Gas chambers.

• 54:19Speaker 03

  Okay, so you do know.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 54:21Speaker 05

  I've seen The Boy in the Striped Pajama Pants.

• 54:27Speaker 03

  That's Peter Pan.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  No, it's not.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:30Speaker 05

  The Boy in the-

• 54:31Speaker 03

  That's Toshek Redemption. The Boy in the, in the striped pajama pants. Is a movie?

• 54:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, you've never seen it?

• 54:36Speaker 03

  You never saw it? The Boy?

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're being real.

• 54:39Speaker 05

  Oh, that-

• 54:39Speaker 03

  It is a movie.

• 54:40Speaker 05

  Oh, that's, is it a Holocaust movie?

• 54:42Speaker 03

  We were making fun.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  We were making fun about it.

• 54:44Speaker 05

  So his dad, the one that's well dressed, the boy, uh, his dad's like a German man, uh-

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  So how the fuck have you seen that?

• 54:52Speaker 07

  I haven't seen Schindler's List.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  Like you-

• 54:55Speaker 07

  Criterion-

• 54:56Speaker 03

  Only have Tubi?

• 54:58Speaker 05

  No, they played this in, uh, high school for us every year.

• 55:01Speaker 03

  They play that instead of Schindler's List? Is that the Christmas movie? What, would they pay that every year? What high school did you go to?

• 55:08Speaker 05

  In Mesquite in Texas.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they couldn't afford it maybe.

• 55:12Speaker 03

  And what did they?

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Schindler's List.

• 55:13Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  Do you hate Jews? Do you hate Jews?

• 55:15Speaker 05

  No, I don't.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  No, but you're supposed to in your class.

• 55:19Speaker 05

  My school they did.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Why do we-

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  You brought on-

• 55:24Speaker 05

  I usually watch that movie.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  I forgot how you even got into Schindler's List.

• 55:27Speaker 03

  You know I'm a Jew?

• 55:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, how do you know?

• 55:29Speaker 05

  Your last name.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  Mandel.

• 55:31Speaker 05

  Mandel.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  That's a Jewish name for you?

• 55:34Speaker 05

  I would assume.

• 55:35Speaker 03

  Why?

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 55:36Speaker 05

  Mandel.

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:38Speaker 05

  You should watch-

• 55:39Speaker 07

  When you sing it, you hear the two of-

• 55:41Speaker 03

  He didn't even play anything and he sang it.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:46Speaker 03

  That was insane.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  I forgot even how we got into shingles, that's how fucked up.

• 55:51Speaker 00

  She didn't know what.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  The singing.

• 55:52Speaker 07

  But we needed a topic.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 55:54Speaker 00

  A topic for Howie to sing, that's why.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 55:57Speaker 07

  We needed a story.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, talk about, yeah.

• 55:59Speaker 03

  No. That's how we got into?

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you never talked and then got into the singing thing. We never did that bit.

• 56:05Speaker 03

  I'll do that.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  So what year did you start doing comedy?

• 56:08Speaker 03

  I started in, uh, nineteen.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow, slow.

• 56:12Speaker 00

  Professional.

• 56:13Speaker 03

  Slow?

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  That was slow.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  I, I was, there's a, sometimes there's a couple of notes and then the singing comes in. That's how it is. That, that song. There are other songs that start right away. Not my career. My career didn't start right away. My career took a little, a second to take off.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, your career is one of the greatest careers as a comic.

• 56:36Speaker 03

  See? See?

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  And I'll tell you why. Because.

• 56:38Speaker 03

  Hell, heard.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  How does anyone, how does somebody reinvent themselves that many times? That's a difficult task, you know?

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  He was a huge comic in the eighties.

• 56:49Speaker 03

  Big.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:50Speaker 03

  No, big, I'm, I'm, I'm agreeing.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  I grew up watching him. Um, the first time I ever saw him was in HBO's Young Comedian Special.

• 56:59Speaker 03

  You know who was on the Young Comedian Special with me?

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  I forgot.

• 57:01Speaker 03

  Do you remember?

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Bill, Bill Hicks? That was what, like, after?

• 57:04Speaker 03

  No.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 57:05Speaker 03

  The young comedians with me were Jerry Seinfeld.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  Richard Lewis.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  You've tried seeing that photo.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  Harry Anderson. The, I think it's the, try the sixth annual Young Comedian Special.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Cause I remember the black head bit, remember?

• 57:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a black head and he, he had a big black, like, mannequin head and he just.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  You can't do that now, but at a time.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:26Speaker 03

  Is that it? Uh, the Young Comedian Special.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Did you put that in?

• 57:31Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  That's it. That's you? That was you?

• 57:33Speaker 03

  That's me.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  That's the first time I saw you and I remember.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  But who was on it? Yeah, but does it say who's on it? Like, a picture of who's on it?

• 57:40Speaker 07

  I'll keep looking.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, keep looking. But, um.

• 57:42Speaker 03

  For Joria, you got like that. My fucking career.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's only three photos, but anyway, um.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  We didn't have cameras then.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  So I, um, I'm just telling you what I know about you, alright? And then I remember watching Saint Elsewhere, like an episode or two. I wasn't a, I was a kid, so I didn't watch that show.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  It was still good.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  But I remember being aware, I think culturally aware that you were on that show.

• 58:05Speaker 03

  I've been around for long.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  I were, yeah, I remember. And then I remember, um, Bobby's World. I remember just all that stuff. And then, um, as a stand-up, you were a powerhouse. And then, you know, like, everyone's career, there's a little bit of a dip, but so most people go away. You know what I mean? You didn't.

• 58:22Speaker 03

  I had a big dip. I was gonna quit.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  I know, I remember that. And then, um.

• 58:25Speaker 03

  Why? Did I tell you I'm gonna quit?

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  You didn't.

• 58:27Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  You told me the whole story.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Um, you told me that it was your wife that told you to do.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. You remember?

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:34Speaker 03

  Just like I remembered you and Polly Shore taking.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Yeah. And there was two or three times they asked, and you said no the first couple of times. And then your, your wife looked at you and said, I think you should do this.

• 58:43Speaker 03

  You're gonna make her cry. Look at her face.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  I think you should do this. You did it.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  I didn't think my career was such a sad story.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  And Deal, Deal or No Deal put Howie in the biggest situation. He went from nothing again.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  Smiled.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  To, you know what I mean, the top of the world. And now he's, you kept that wave going, I believe.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  Nah, I don't know.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have.

• 59:03Speaker 03

  I'm working.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Nah, and, um, on, on a wave, you know, and.

• 59:06Speaker 03

  And I've reached the point where if I show up,

• 59:12Speaker 03

  they don't even get up to see me. I have to go wake them up.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  You know, let's be real for a second, okay? Cause you're really gonna piss me off, bro.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  I don't appreciate this.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know you don't. I know you don't. And the real, reality is this. The podcast starts at one.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  So why would you?

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  You got here early. I never said that. I never contacted you for the podcast. In fact, last night was a.

• 59:30Speaker 03

  Do you have anything in writing that's five to one?

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  From me, though, dude.

• 59:33Speaker 03

  You told me not to deal.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's.

• 59:35Speaker 03

  You have a staff.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying to you is this, okay? Last night, I texted George. I go, we have Tiger Belly tomorrow?

• 59:42Speaker 03

  Oh, you didn't even know?

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  No. And he goes, yeah. I go, who's the guest? He goes, Howie and then Adam Ray. And I go.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  You could eat that whole thing?

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  And I go, oh, I'm so excited or whatever. And I, you know, I got up at, my alarm was at twelve.

• 59:54Speaker 07

  No, I think you said, uh, I fucking know. That was the text I got back.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I fucking know. But I didn't know.

• 59:59Speaker 07

  That was the actual text I got back.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Did that make you mad?

• 1:00:03Speaker 07

  No. A funny addition to the story.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  No one laughed?

• 1:00:08Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  No one laughed at that?

• 1:00:11Speaker 03

  I'm sure there's people at home.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Just like his Q-tip line?

• 1:00:13Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Dead.

• 1:00:15Speaker 07

  Perfect.

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  But the callback is killing.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  See?

• 1:00:21Speaker 05

  Funny.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you have a show tonight, huh?

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  Do you have a show tonight?

• 1:00:26Speaker 06

  You?

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Do you?

• 1:00:28Speaker 03

  I know I'm going to Vegas.

• 1:00:29Speaker 06

  You'll be in with Arsenio in two weeks.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you'll be in Vegas?

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  With Arsenio?

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Who closes that show?

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  Um...

• 1:00:37Speaker 06

  Together.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, we go onstage together at the end.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but, okay, you guys have to switch back and forth then?

• 1:00:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Why?

• 1:00:45Speaker 05

  Is this your best friend?

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  This is...

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  Is this my... or Arsenio?

• 1:00:48Speaker 05

  No, Rich.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:50Speaker 05

  Is your best friend, and your assistant too?

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  Not my...

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, as long as I've known Howie, I've known Rich.

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  He's worked with me for thirty years.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  He usually contacts me.

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  You know who, right before me, you know who you worked with?

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:02Speaker 03

  Michael Jackson.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:01:04Speaker 03

  He was on, you know, you've heard of him?

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:07Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  Right, because you're a child. Yeah. Okay, so, uh...

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's so fun, that's a good, I like things like that.

• 1:01:14Speaker 03

  Thank you. A simple ha-ha would suffice.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, I smile, I smile.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  Okay, but he was on the Dangerous Tour?

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Rich, really, seriously?

• 1:01:23Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  What was he like?

• 1:01:24Speaker 06

  I met him one time, took a picture with him.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  And then, Rich, when did you meet Howie?

• 1:01:30Speaker 06

  Howie, I came off with Michael.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:33Speaker 06

  And then we were gonna, we had a summer off, two months, and then we were going back out to China. And during that time, Nick Light, he worked with Polly Schulman, all these guys was working with Howie, and they needed a tour manager for a weekend.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  For a weekend?

• 1:01:45Speaker 06

  And then I went with Howie, and he was like, Bobby's World, Showtime specials, it was non-stop, like crazy amount of ideas, and it just...

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're bigger than Michael, I'm bigger than Michael Jackson. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you also did Janet's tour, right?

• 1:01:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, I did the Rhythm Nation tour.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  You did, wow, wow.

• 1:02:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  But then you've been with Howie since then, the whole time?

• 1:02:04Speaker 06

  Thirty-one years, yeah.

• 1:02:04Speaker 03

  Thirty-one.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing. You guys are best friends.

• 1:02:07Speaker 06

  I'm gonna say this, yeah, I'm the lucky one. This guy works his ass off, he's a good family man, takes great care of me, like, to be in a position like that, I'm very lucky.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude, of course, he's a great guy.

• 1:02:16Speaker 06

  He's a great guy.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Aside from today's behavior.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  Anyway, I wanna hear, I wanna hear, and how do you feel about working with Bobby?

• 1:02:21Speaker 05

  Well, I work for my best friend Ralph Barbosa.

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  Oh, you have nothing to do with Bobby?

• 1:02:26Speaker 05

  I do have something to do with Bobby.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  I have something to do with Bobby.

• 1:02:29Speaker 05

  Right?

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  What are you saying?

• 1:02:31Speaker 05

  You know the comedian named Ralph?

• 1:02:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's my best friend and I work with him, so I'm like his.

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  They grew up together. Right.

• 1:02:39Speaker 05

  Wait, what's your real name, Richard?

• 1:02:40Speaker 03

  Rich, yeah, Richard, yeah.

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  Hey, that's a cool name, Rich. Hey, Rich.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  Answer Howie's question.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  You know, I'll go back to that, but his name is Rich, so he's always at my house, just like these guys are at your house. And my son, when my son was younger, they, a doorbell would ring and my son was like a teenager and he'd have a girl show up at the house and he would go answer the door sometimes and the girls would be there and he'd go, hi, I'm Rich. And then, and then they would go tell my son that your father's such an asshole.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny.

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  We know, tonight's how.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  Rich, you live far from Howie or no?

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  Uh, not that far, 20 minutes. 20 minutes, but, but, but how come he doesn't work for you, yet he's on your podcast?

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm gonna tell you how this works.

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  Howie, okay? You know, sometimes when people have podcasts, they have reoccurring guests or sidekicks, and he's my sidekick. But he really works for Ralph Bobosa, he's a young Hispanic comic out of Texas.

• 1:03:38Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Who's killing it, you know Ralph?

• 1:03:40Speaker 03

  I think what we did, I just had deja vu. I just had deja vu.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Is that a comic?

• 1:03:46Speaker 03

  No, that's a French word.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I just had deja vu.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  That'd be a great comic, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome deja vu. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome deja vu. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome deja vu.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome deja vu. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome deja vu. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome deja vu.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  Stop, stop.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  But, but, but he's your sidekick, he's working with you.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  So what happened was Ralph Bobosa was a guest, you know, I mean, we really fell in love with Jaime, we love Ralph, but we fell in love with Jaime. So we follow, fly him out, he lives in Texas. So, you know, when we're going, we sometimes fly him out every week to do this podcast.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  How does your story differ from what I'm saying?

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  I know you're clarifying. I said he's working with you as your sidekick and you go, "No, we fly him out from Texas." "No, he is just somebody..." Yeah, that is here because he knows someone else.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Bye, okay, bye Rich. Give it up for Rich!

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  He's a good guy, he's a good guy.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  Do you do the clubs when you're here?

• 1:05:02Speaker 05

  I try to do some spots.

• 1:05:04Speaker 03

  But it doesn't happen?

• 1:05:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:06Speaker 03

  It's hard, you know it's hard when you're young, you're not from here, it's hard to get spots. Even if you say you're Bobby Lee's sidekick?

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  I don't say that.

• 1:05:14Speaker 03

  He doesn't say that? Why? He just shows up at the Comedy Store and he's Jaime, you know? I got Matan on. At the Laugh Factory, you'll never be able to get him on the Comedy Store. I bet you I can. Not in a regular spot, there's no way. You wanna make a bet?

• 1:05:27Speaker 05

  Hey, you should try to get Jaime on first before he gets Matan on.

• 1:05:30Speaker 03

  You can't, there's no way to get anyone in a paid regular spot, that's not a paid regular, it's against the rule, right? Anyway- Can we try to get Matan on? No problem. If you do your own show, you could.

• 1:05:42Speaker 05

  No problem.

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. So what, I've never seen you like today, honestly, can we just be real for a second?

• 1:05:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  Are you back to normal, Howie? I don't know that this is me. No, it wasn't. Earlier you were very aggro. But that was normal and real because I make it, I respect you and you know that I love you and you know that I think that you're one of the most talented people in the world. Don't walk off like Dana White walked off of mine. But the thing about that is when you tell somebody to show up, I'm nuts about, and it's part of it is my OCD, I'm nuts about being on time and doing things. And when I show up on time, I don't mind if you're late because if they would've said, "He's on a call, he's talking to his agent, or he's editing last week's podcast, or he's doing..." I said, "Where is Bobby?" And your staff said, "He's asleep."

• 1:06:36Speaker 03

  You don't think I should react to that?

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  Jules woke me up. So I wasn't asleep. That was a lie. I was just getting up. Listen, okay? I'm not like fucking Nosferatu where when I wake up. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I takes my time. I'm more like Frankenstein.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, you know, I put my feet down.

• 1:06:55Speaker 03

  It's a horrible, horrible impression.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  That's Korean Frankenstein. See, you're being racist. You know, right?

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  I was doing Korean Frankenstein.

• 1:07:06Speaker 03

  How do you say Frankenstein in Korean?

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:07:08Speaker 03

  How do you say Frankenstein?

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, my point is, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but it takes some time.

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  I'd be angry if my nuts were up here on my neck. Can you imagine having your nuts on your neck?

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it'd be crazy.

• 1:07:21Speaker 03

  That's why I always thought he was monstrous. That's why I always thought, I thought if my nuts were up here.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Those are different nuts though.

• 1:07:29Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, those aren't testicles. A testicle, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were just regular bolts.

• 1:07:35Speaker 03

  Okay, make your point. Make your point.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what we were talking about. Oh, yeah, so it takes me a while to go up, but it was still not one.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  You said I wasn't like you expected me to be.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so today, yeah, you're, um, far more confrontational and, um, edgy and normally you just come in, we talk, and then you leave. But today you're go- No, I don't want you to leave. I love you.

• 1:07:57Speaker 03

  I love you too.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  I love you. I really do love you, but, um, but today you were like up in my place, filming, you brought Rich up there, you know what I mean?

• 1:08:04Speaker 03

  If people didn't watch the beginning of this, when I say up in your place, up in your house, I wasn't, uh, up in your place.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  So anybody watching Tiger Belly right now, right, my, my podcast is in my house, but in my garage. This is a garage, right? And then if you go upstairs, that's my living space.

• 1:08:21Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And I've never had anyone go up. Have you ever had a guest go up into my living space?

• 1:08:26Speaker 00

  How was the first?

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So it's like, it's a little shocking, but you, of course you'd come up.

• 1:08:31Speaker 03

  Who are the two bitches that you said that were up there?

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  I was kidding, dude.

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  Those were his.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't have any.

• 1:08:37Speaker 03

  Who are those people eating muffins and yogurt?

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Those are my people that, um, that work for me.

• 1:08:47Speaker 03

  You have, uh, women?

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  They're my-

• 1:08:50Speaker 03

  Paid, paid women are up in your living space.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  They cleaned, they cleaned, they cleaned my house.

• 1:08:53Speaker 03

  No, they didn't.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  And then I- They were on lunch break, and then also I have people-

• 1:08:58Speaker 03

  Lunch break must have been two fucking years.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  See this, I've never seen this. What the fuck is this?

• 1:09:07Speaker 03

  This is Howie.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  It is.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  No, this is-

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  I'm telling-

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Rich? Yes. Be honest, I've never seen him like this before. Every now and then.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I mean- Two different times, every now and then. Here, no, here, no, you're right, you're right, here's where I first saw it, alright? When, you were with Matan. So you were with Matan at the Laugh Factory, and Matan was doing crazy thing, I think he went up to Arsenio Hall and goes, "Are you black?" I was- But, that was insane. That's wild. That was insane, right, so, you know what I mean?

• 1:09:36Speaker 03

  He was just asking.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:09:38Speaker 03

  Why is that insane, he was asking.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  He's obviously black. Arsenio Hall-

• 1:09:42Speaker 03

  Matan is seventeen years old, he doesn't know.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  That's a good point, yeah. That's true, I never thought of it that way. He would not, maybe-

• 1:09:50Speaker 03

  He's only seventeen.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Uh, he's only seventeen, right? So sometimes you have to ask.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  Do you know? How old are you? You're twenty-two, you know.

• 1:09:55Speaker 01

  Twenty-two, yeah.

• 1:09:56Speaker 03

  You know when somebody is black?

• 1:09:58Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 1:09:59Speaker 03

  You think so, but you're not sure.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  You're not sure.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  That's, and that she's twenty-two.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Now, I, now, I could, if, if, if, Arsenio Hall was like Halle Berry mixed, I can see where that question would be, you know what I mean? Cause he could be, she could be Hispanic, right? But Arsenio's pretty black.

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  How do you know he asked that?

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  I heard, from the club.

• 1:10:20Speaker 03

  The club was talking about it?

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. People work at a club.

• 1:10:26Speaker 03

  No, I know there, there was people there, but what did they say? He, I think he offended a lot of people.

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  He did.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Really? Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then-

• 1:10:36Speaker 03

  Told David Spade, did you hear what he-

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  No, what did he say to David?

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  David ran out the other way, I don't think that David knows this, but he, he went up to David Spade, he goes, "That's the guy from, uh, Saturday Night Live."

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  He walks up to him, he goes, "You're rich, I followed you home, I saw your house." And I said, "You don't say that."

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:52Speaker 03

  David, David had that incident.

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  So, I didn't-

• 1:10:54Speaker 03

  Remember that?

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so in my head, I was like, "How, why is Matan here?" Like, there's no reason, he's not on the lineup, right, and he was like-

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  It was a fundraiser for the, the binder does.

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, and then, when I was talking to Matan in the lobby of the Laugh Factory, I looked to my left, I see this guy, like this. And then in my mind, I was like, there's no way Howie and Matan are together. And then later Binder called me and he goes, yeah, he was with Howie. And oh yeah, he's the Binder's the one. And I go, that's odd. And then Binder's the one that said, no dude, they're the same people. I go, what do you mean? He goes, when Howie in the eighties, you know what I mean, was like that. And I, and it blew my mind, right? But ever since you and Matan been together, I see this. Cause this is something that he would do, Matan, right?

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  And I think he's, he reached a part of you that was dormant.

• 1:11:54Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Matan reached a part, and this is my fault, because I'm the one that saw Matan on the online and brought him into the ecosystem.

• 1:12:02Speaker 03

  You did it?

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I fucked it up. And now, so you, he, he reached a part of you that was dormant and now you're rekindled and now I don't like that. I don't like that. So is that true or no? Would that be close to the truth?

• 1:12:16Speaker 03

  You think I've been rekindled by Matan? Is that the question?

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Rich, come on.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  Rich, you know what, Rich, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:12:24Speaker 03

  I'm, I have, because of the work that I do on America's Got Talent, I am here.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  Close up magic. You know how they do it.

• 1:12:38Speaker 03

  You know what I want to do? I want to do a video. Maybe I'll do it with you. I want to do like a close up magic act where you're just too close.

• 1:12:47Speaker 03

  Do you have a deck of cards? Do you have a deck of cards? Does anybody have a deck of cards here?

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:12:50Speaker 05

  I've seen some over there.

• 1:12:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, go get one. Give me one. Give me one. Give me one. Like a little deck of cards.

• 1:12:56Speaker 05

  What size are you?

• 1:12:57Speaker 03

  What? What size are you?

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  I'm size nine.

• 1:13:01Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 1:13:03Speaker 03

  You know what that means? Big feet. Huge vagina.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  Is that true to us? It's okay, he could, oh, you got him?

• 1:13:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:15Speaker 03

  What does that do?

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know.

• 1:13:19Speaker 03

  Oh, but did they have a pictures?

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  No. No, they're not cards. They're not cards, they're stickers.

• 1:13:23Speaker 03

  Okay, but they each say something on the back. Okay, so I'm gonna mix them up, right?

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  All right, so this is, I'm gonna do close up magic.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:31Speaker 03

  And it's, it's, this is extra close up magic, all right?

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:35Speaker 03

  So Bobby, I'm gonna, I'm gonna rip.

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  Tell me, you tell me when to stop. Yeah, yeah, stop. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So this is, this here.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  I get it, I understand the bit. I understand the bit. You pressed too hard.

• 1:13:51Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 1:13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's okay.

• 1:13:52Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  That's a really funny bit.

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  Uh, put that down, the close up magic bit.

• 1:13:56Speaker 03

  Really good.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there should be.

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  That's the only thing that you're keeping from this whole fucking podcast?

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  No, we're, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:01Speaker 03

  Put that down.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  We're clipping that.

• 1:14:03Speaker 03

  Put that down.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, it's close up magic, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:06Speaker 03

  Put that down.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  I thought you were saying, this was, I thought the bit was this. I thought you said, you, uh, you would like to see two close up magic so that you can see like the, you know what I mean, the cheating, you know what I mean?

• 1:14:16Speaker 03

  It's not cheating. Here's the thing, uh, you wanna be serious for a minute on magic?

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it. When have I not been serious about magic?

• 1:14:25Speaker 03

  Okay, here's how I feel.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  And I, uh, uh.

• 1:14:27Speaker 03

  If you cannot see if the skill set of being able to make something appear, make something seem like it's over here when it's actually over here, make some, make you pick a number or a thing or an object or a place that you didn't have any preconceived notion, like they don't talk to us and say, guess the seven of hearts. Anytime that happens and it's done smoothly, to me, that's magic and it's amazing. By the same token, as a comedian, if I go see you two nights at the, oh, there we go. Who is that? I can't see.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Shin.

• 1:15:04Speaker 03

  Oh, Shin. He's one of the best.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  He's, he is the best. I'm a big Shin Lin fan.

• 1:15:09Speaker 03

  I think that guy Eric is, works with him.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Eric Tian?

• 1:15:12Speaker 03

  I think he works with him.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they do, yeah. Eric Tian is very talented, too. Listen, I'm obsessed with magic.

• 1:15:18Speaker 03

  But why, but why would you shit on Eric?

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Cause I was just doing a bit.

• 1:15:24Speaker 03

  Uh, I'll tell Eric.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I was just doing a bit, I'm a, but you, you, as you.

• 1:15:28Speaker 03

  Shin's a fellow Canadian.

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. As you know, I'm a gigantic fan of Shin.

• 1:15:31Speaker 03

  And I do his hair.

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• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  Fan of Shin, and I'm a big fan, Eric, I'm a big fan of all magic. I love it. Because it's repetition to the point where you have it down so perfectly that it's an illusion.

• 1:16:19Speaker 03

  Like comedy.

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's why I respect it.

• 1:16:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:22Bobby Lee?

  And.

• 1:16:23Speaker 03

  I think when people come see us at a club, they think some of it is that that's the first time we've seen.

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:16:30Speaker 03

  Something. And.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  But I appreciate that kind of commitment. Also, when you're doing magic at that level, you usually start as a young person. You know, and it's.

• 1:16:39Speaker 03

  You know Shin, who, you know, the dexterity of his hands and the ability to pull things out. You know, he's an accomplished concert pianist.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:16:48Speaker 03

  Yes, he is.

• 1:16:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:16:49Speaker 03

  That's what he did first.

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know.

• 1:16:50Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  And thank you for getting it.

• 1:16:52Speaker 03

  You have Shin Lim playing piano? Watch this. And that guy with Pejoraya singing along?

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  Shit, okay. Oh, you sang with him?

• 1:17:03Speaker 03

  Hmm?

• 1:17:05Speaker 03

  But he does. What do you, you just keep staring at your Toblerone.

• 1:17:10Speaker 05

  It's not mine.

• 1:17:11Speaker 03

  But you've opened it. It's like you're trying to sneak chocolate.

• 1:17:15Speaker 05

  I actually never had this before.

• 1:17:16Speaker 03

  But you look so intrigued. Watch this.

• 1:17:18Bobby Lee?

  Try it, Hyman.

• 1:17:19Speaker 03

  Watch. If you play it, does it, do they flag you? Is that why you're not playing it out loud? So you don't, well, you can tell it's really good. Here, you play, so it sounds like him. Wait, wait, go, go, put on the shot of Shin, and then you play.

• 1:17:39Speaker 04

  Oh Shin.

• 1:17:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay guys, very talented. There you are again.

• 1:17:46Speaker 03

  Why do you keep sharing pictures of me?

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so um, so I think ever since you've met Matan, it, it, it, it, it hit a part of you that was sleeping. And now I think you're a different guy, but you're, because that's something that Matan would do.

• 1:18:03Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  We're on up here, second floor, be com- yeah, be confrontational, make it uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:08Speaker 03

  You know, if I am inspired by him, and I think he is inspiring, then I'll take that. But I didn't think that that's what inspired me. I was really a little, uh, that was genuine.

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't.

• 1:18:18Speaker 03

  It was.

• 1:18:19Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking crazy. We've known each other for so long. Why would that bother you? Why would that bother you, Howie? Think about that.

• 1:18:27Speaker 03

  Because for me to get into a car, you, you have to know, most of the podcasts that I do, even other people's, even Matan, they came to Van Nuys to do it. I don't like to leave my place, my comfort zone. For you, I'm willing to leave.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  Do you know how many fucking times I've gone to Death Valley to go fucking see you, dude?

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:47Speaker 03

  I do.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Right. So you come here once?

• 1:18:50Speaker 03

  No, but-

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  It's your second time here, fuck, not-

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  Really hard for me, and I am medicated, and I, I, I show up-

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for coming, Howie!

• 1:18:59Speaker 03

  Thank you for being awake when I get here, Bobby!

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  God, that, you know, you really almost made me mad.

• 1:19:11Speaker 03

  Did I?

• 1:19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:12Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  It was a little bit. There's a part of me, right now, because I'm not, I haven't had my cigarette, right?

• 1:19:18Speaker 03

  Have your cigarette.

• 1:19:19Bobby Lee?

  No. And then, um, it's the way I was awoken, right? It kinda, that really, that, that almost hits a part of me. You know what I mean?

• 1:19:28Speaker 03

  To be woken by a Jew?

• 1:19:29Bobby Lee?

  No, just the way you-

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 1:19:34Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like that.

• 1:19:35Speaker 03

  I've got three that's good so far.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, really, three good, good stuff.

• 1:19:38Speaker 03

  Three for three. Put that in, too. Put that in.

• 1:19:42Speaker 03

  That should go before the magic. I want three that's good, that's funny, and then the close-up magic. That's how I see this episode airing. When is this episode airing?

• 1:19:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is not airing.

• 1:19:53Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  No, um, I don't know-

• 1:19:56Speaker 03

  There you are.

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  There I am.

• 1:19:57Speaker 03

  There am I. Oh, I put Bobby's face on the Bobby.

• 1:20:04Bobby Lee?

  There I am. Um, okay, okay.

• 1:20:09Speaker 05

  I feel like I see you two guys like at your age right now.

• 1:20:12Speaker 03

  We're not the same age.

• 1:20:14Speaker 05

  Oh, no, no.

• 1:20:15Bobby Lee?

  Hi, mate.

• 1:20:15Speaker 05

  No, wait, wait. Same age. Wait, wait, wait.

• 1:20:18Bobby Lee?

  You think that we're the same age?

• 1:20:19Speaker 05

  Well, you're past fifty, so. It's all the same.

• 1:20:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you just, so me, Howie and Clint Eastwood are in the same fucking. We're in the same fucking category.

• 1:20:28Speaker 03

  I feel so bad about your first comment on me looking my age.

• 1:20:30Bobby Lee?

  You, Jimmy Carter.

• 1:20:31Speaker 03

  I just look like I'm past fifty.

• 1:20:33Speaker 05

  Biden.

• 1:20:34Bobby Lee?

  Biden, yeah, you fuck off.

• 1:20:36Speaker 05

  Wait, so the way you guys are bickering, like, old men, um, you know, I see y'all like at Denny's like on Sunday morning drinking coffee, just bickering. That's how I see it.

• 1:20:46Speaker 03

  Like an old married couple.

• 1:20:47Speaker 05

  No, just two old friends.

• 1:20:49Speaker 03

  That's not where I thought that you were going with your story. I hate where it went.

• 1:20:52Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:20:55Bobby Lee?

  Howie?

• 1:20:56Speaker 05

  Not that.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  I hated, I hated it too.

• 1:20:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, I thought, I thought he was gonna say, when I see like old classic comics, you're bickering like that, I think that could be a show. I think that could be.

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Something like that.

• 1:21:05Speaker 03

  Like a concert, you know?

• 1:21:07Bobby Lee?

  All of them were at Denny's on a Sunday morning.

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't like it.

• 1:21:10Bobby Lee?

  Bickering alone.

• 1:21:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:11Speaker 05

  Maybe not Denny's, but like Norm's.

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Oh, that changes it. Sky.

• 1:21:15Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:17Speaker 03

  We're at Norm's now. Uh, is Norm's where they have the toaster?

• 1:21:21Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  Remember where they had the.

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  Is it Mel's?

• 1:21:23Speaker 03

  Or they'd have the tiny nailers? Remember there was a, there was in LA, there was a place where they had a toaster at the table. So they'd give you bread and you make, it was like the Ikea of breakfast. You had to make your own toast.

• 1:21:33Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I talk about a movie I saw the other day though, real quick?

• 1:21:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:36Bobby Lee?

  So, um, did you see, um, A Complete Unknown?

• 1:21:41Speaker 03

  Oh, the Bob Dylan?

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  With Timothy Chalamet.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you see it?

• 1:21:44Speaker 03

  He is phenomenal in it.

• 1:21:46Bobby Lee?

  You saw it?

• 1:21:47Speaker 03

  No, but that's what I heard. Did you like it?

• 1:21:51Bobby Lee?

  I, it, it did something for me that I've never, it's been years that a movie's done that.

• 1:21:56Speaker 03

  A good thing?

• 1:21:56Bobby Lee?

  A good thing, yeah.

• 1:21:58Speaker 03

  What did it do? I wanna see it.

• 1:21:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, there he is right there. Uh, you know how sometimes you used, you know, you know, they talk about movie magic?

• 1:22:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  That's what, I mean, I'm sure a lot of kids that saw Wicked had that feeling, but I had the feeling with this movie where it's like, it just, you know, it hit me in a very magical way. I was like, oh my God, movies are back or whatever. This movie.

• 1:22:19Speaker 03

  So you're comparing this to Wicked?

• 1:22:21Bobby Lee?

  No, just Wicked for adults.

• 1:22:22Speaker 03

  If, if Bob Dylan was more popular.

• 1:22:26Speaker 05

  It's me.

• 1:22:29Speaker 05

  It's in the wick.

• 1:22:30Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:22:31Speaker 05

  It's me.

• 1:22:32Bobby Lee?

  A wiccan?

• 1:22:33Speaker 03

  Wiccan.

• 1:22:34Speaker 05

  Wicked.

• 1:22:36Speaker 01

  Defying gravity.

• 1:22:37Speaker 05

  Defying gravity, yeah.

• 1:22:38Bobby Lee?

  What just happened?

• 1:22:39Speaker 03

  They get each other.

• 1:22:40Speaker 05

  No wizard, there was or was, can bring me down. And then like the final solo.

• 1:22:50Speaker 05

  I've seen Wicked too many times.

• 1:22:53Speaker 05

  But I haven't seen Complete Unknown. Is that's Bob Dylan, right? The bi- like.

• 1:23:00Speaker 05

  Knocking, knocking on heaven's door. No?

• 1:23:03Bobby Lee?

  Not him. Is that, is that a Bob Dylan? That's not Bob Dylan's song.

• 1:23:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:23:07Bobby Lee?

  He probably covered it. He, he wrote it?

• 1:23:10Speaker 07

  No, he wrote the original.

• 1:23:10Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:23:11Speaker 03

  Blowing in the wind, you know that song? Blowing in the wind?

• 1:23:14Speaker 05

  I know. Wham, bam, shamalang, that's over.

• 1:23:21Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um. I know. I understand. He doesn't work for you.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  He does.

• 1:23:32Bobby Lee?

  Um, the movie. Number one, if he doesn't win an Oscar, I will lose my mind. And number two, um. I used to work with a girl. I did a sitcom. She guest starred on a show I was on. Her name was Monica Barbaro.

• 1:23:44Speaker 03

  She in it?

• 1:23:44Bobby Lee?

  She plays Joan Baez.

• 1:23:45Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 1:23:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she kills it. It's. What, I cried during the movie.

• 1:23:50Speaker 03

  I love Bob Dylan, so I can't wait to see it.

• 1:23:52Bobby Lee?

  I would watch it in the theater. I would watch it in the theater.

• 1:23:55Speaker 03

  Isn't that where you watched it?

• 1:23:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I, I don't think it's a movie where you like download it on your iPad and watch it. I think this deserves a cinematic, you know what I mean? Experience. He nails, he nails them, dude, and it's, what a great movie.

• 1:24:08Speaker 03

  Nicky had a funny joke at the, at the Golden Globe.

• 1:24:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, he sang so perfectly like Bob. Even Bob commented on how horrible.

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a great joke.

• 1:24:19Speaker 03

  She was very funny with him, too. She did the Adam Sandler. It sounded like an Adam Sandler.

• 1:24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And every, like, I've been going up a lot in, um, the last couple of weeks. She was on every show I was on.

• 1:24:31Speaker 03

  She works at it.

• 1:24:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was at the Ice House even. I did two shows in the Ice House Friday night. She was there on my shows. Then I went to the Comedy Store, there she was. She was everywhere, every night. And when you see her on the Golden Globes, you go, okay. She killed it and I know why.

• 1:24:49Speaker 03

  She worked.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  She worked at it. Yeah.

• 1:24:51Speaker 03

  I love her.

• 1:24:51Bobby Lee?

  I love her too. I think she's gonna be, um, I think she might even be unreachable at one point. That's how big she's gonna be.

• 1:24:59Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:24:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:00Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:25:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's, um, a talent, a real talent.

• 1:25:03Speaker 03

  Able to reach somebody?

• 1:25:05Speaker 05

  That's crazy. Hey, Howie, you wanna go watch Complete Unknown? You, me, Rich, Jules, Bobby.

• 1:25:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'll pay for tickets.

• 1:25:14Bobby Lee?

  Did you see any movie? Did you see Nosferatu?

• 1:25:16Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:25:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:25:18Speaker 05

  I haven't seen that one.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  I didn't ask.

• 1:25:20Speaker 03

  You wanna buy me tickets to that too?

• 1:25:22Speaker 05

  No, you can buy those tickets.

• 1:25:23Speaker 03

  But you're gonna take me to see a Complete Unknown?

• 1:25:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:25:26Speaker 01

  I wanna see Baby Girl.

• 1:25:27Bobby Lee?

  I wanna, me too. I wanna see Baby Girl too.

• 1:25:30Speaker 03

  Isn't that on Netflix?

• 1:25:32Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:25:32Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:25:34Speaker 03

  That's Nicole Kidman?

• 1:25:35Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:25:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:25:36Speaker 01

  Just came out.

• 1:25:37Speaker 03

  That's like, uh, like, uh, Fifty Shades of, like, that's a sexy.

• 1:25:41Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:25:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  And then, let's talk about, um, real quick, um, did you see the new Superman trailer?

• 1:25:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:47Bobby Lee?

  What'd you think of it?

• 1:25:47Speaker 03

  Do you, I, I'm a big Superman fan.

• 1:25:49Bobby Lee?

  Me too, I'm a big Superman fan. Who's your favorite Superman, aside from this guy that's so far?

• 1:25:52Speaker 03

  Uh, Christopher Reeves.

• 1:25:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you knew him probably.

• 1:25:56Speaker 03

  No, no, but I, I, uh...

• 1:25:59Bobby Lee?

  You knew the horse that got him, no?

• 1:26:00Speaker 03

  I knew the horse. I have, I have, uh...

• 1:26:04Bobby Lee?

  That documentary, I saw that too. The Superman documentary?

• 1:26:07Speaker 03

  Oh, the Superman documentary, yes.

• 1:26:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but his, made it, it's so touching. I cried for that whole thing.

• 1:26:12Speaker 03

  Do you know who that is?

• 1:26:13Bobby Lee?

  Christopher Reeves?

• 1:26:14Speaker 01

  The first Superman?

• 1:26:15Bobby Lee?

  He wasn't the first.

• 1:26:16Speaker 03

  He wasn't the first.

• 1:26:17Bobby Lee?

  But he was the first Hollywood movie.

• 1:26:18Speaker 03

  What was the guy's name that did the TV show, uh? Uh, you remember the TV show?

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  The Black and White one?

• 1:26:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:25Speaker 05

  Christopher, Christopher Ree, Ree?

• 1:26:27Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:26:28Speaker 05

  Is he the guy with that stuff?

• 1:26:30Speaker 03

  With what stuff?

• 1:26:31Speaker 05

  That, that, that he, that...

• 1:26:33Bobby Lee?

  Like her and... No, no, no, wait, wait. Explain, because we don't know what you're talking about.

• 1:26:37Speaker 05

  Cause they...

• 1:26:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, Christopher Reeve has what stuff?

• 1:26:40Speaker 05

  He does that, um, like, fetusus. He, they ripped him off on South Park.

• 1:26:45Speaker 03

  He does what?

• 1:26:46Bobby Lee?

  What, he, what?

• 1:26:47Speaker 05

  South Park ripped him off.

• 1:26:48Bobby Lee?

  But what does he have?

• 1:26:49Speaker 05

  That he...

• 1:26:51Bobby Lee?

  No, explain it. Describe, describe. Say the word.

• 1:26:53Speaker 05

  I don't know the word for it.

• 1:26:54Bobby Lee?

  What did, what did you say? Describe words around the word.

• 1:26:56Speaker 05

  In the episode of South, South Park.

• 1:26:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:58Speaker 05

  Uh, they're making fun of Christopher Reeve.

• 1:27:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what, what was he, for what? For what?

• 1:27:02Speaker 05

  The, sucking up, uh, eating, uh, fetusus.

• 1:27:07Speaker 01

  Eating fetuses?

• 1:27:08Speaker 05

  Fetuses, like?

• 1:27:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's him. That's him. That's him. That's him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one.

• 1:27:12Speaker 03

  First I thought he was gonna say something silly, but then...

• 1:27:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 1:27:15Speaker 05

  Is that what it is?

• 1:27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's exactly, yeah. He's known for eating fetuses.

• 1:27:18Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:27:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, because he was caught, he was caught eating them. It's like, number one, how do you even get them? Right. Yeah, that was the thing. He's been for life. Look at his mouth. Look at him, just finished his fetus. Probably has a fetus in his mouth right now, in that photo. Yeah, oh, there's a fetus straw. He's got a fetus straw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Christopher Reeve, you fucking guy, was Superman in the movies, right? He got in an accident. Did you know that?

• 1:27:42Speaker 05

  No, I did not know that.

• 1:27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was on a horse.

• 1:27:44Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:27:45Bobby Lee?

  And, um...

• 1:27:46Speaker 03

  He doesn't care about that. Once, once you know that he's eating fetuses, do you really give a shit about...

• 1:27:50Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that is true. That is true. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:54Speaker 03

  A pony spill?

• 1:27:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pony spill, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:56Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:27:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the main thing is that he's ate too many fetuses. Yeah.

• 1:28:01Speaker 01

  And he became disabled?

• 1:28:03Bobby Lee?

  From eating fetuses?

• 1:28:04Speaker 03

  You shouldn't eat babies.

• 1:28:05Bobby Lee?

  You shouldn't eat them. Because it affects his spine.

• 1:28:09Speaker 05

  See, that tells you, my education comes from South Park.

• 1:28:13Bobby Lee?

  And that's not a good thing.

• 1:28:14Speaker 05

  It's not.

• 1:28:14Bobby Lee?

  Is that your college?

• 1:28:15Speaker 03

  You went to the University of South Park?

• 1:28:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But the truth...

• 1:28:19Speaker 03

  Did you go to college?

• 1:28:20Speaker 05

  No, I didn't. I couldn't afford it.

• 1:28:22Speaker 03

  Do you have a GED? I don't, I don't have a college.

• 1:28:23Speaker 05

  I have a diploma.

• 1:28:24Speaker 03

  I don't even have that, so you're far ahead of me. I don't have a GED.

• 1:28:28Bobby Lee?

  Is that what's on it?

• 1:28:29Speaker 03

  Oh, he is.

• 1:28:33Bobby Lee?

  He literally is. Stupid ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I don't think it's a fetus, is it stem cells? Is that what he's eating, or is it a fetus?

• 1:28:40Speaker 05

  It's a stem cells joke.

• 1:28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a stem cells. Because of his spine, yeah, yeah, anyway.

• 1:28:44Speaker 03

  Oh, but he was right. We were making fun.

• 1:28:46Bobby Lee?

  We were making fun.

• 1:28:47Speaker 03

  And you were right, sorry.

• 1:28:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, wow.

• 1:28:48Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 1:28:49Bobby Lee?

  You literally thought that that's true. That's what...

• 1:28:52Speaker 05

  I didn't think it was true.

• 1:28:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:54Speaker 03

  He goes, is that the guy?

• 1:28:55Bobby Lee?

  But did you know that he was paralyzed?

• 1:28:57Speaker 05

  I did not know that, that's why.

• 1:28:58Bobby Lee?

  You did, how, okay, anyway.

• 1:29:00Speaker 03

  You didn't know that from that picture?

• 1:29:02Speaker 05

  I don't, I thought it was just they're ripping him off.

• 1:29:04Bobby Lee?

  You thought that he's in a wheelchair, right?

• 1:29:06Speaker 05

  Right now? Oh, he's dead?

• 1:29:07Bobby Lee?

  He's dead.

• 1:29:08Speaker 05

  Oh, he's dead?

• 1:29:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, but in the picture, you saw, you saw South Park.

• 1:29:12Speaker 03

  Jaime, how do you even survive day to day? What is your act about?

• 1:29:16Speaker 05

  My act?

• 1:29:19Speaker 05

  I know, right?

• 1:29:20Speaker 03

  What is your act about? Your comedy act?

• 1:29:23Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:29:23Speaker 03

  You don't know?

• 1:29:24Bobby Lee?

  Now, now, Howie, check it out.

• 1:29:25Speaker 05

  I'm already a year.

• 1:29:26Bobby Lee?

  So, we did a show, I mean, at the Comedy Store, um, Bad Friends did. And he was around, so I go, I went to Andrew, I go, "This guy, Jaime, who works for Antagonist, can he go up?" And Andrew said, "Is it gonna be good?" And I go, "I don't think so," right? He went up there, and he killed. He had real jokes, he was up there confident. I couldn't believe it. So, he is a good stand-up. It's, it's hard to believe. And I, and sometimes I think this is an act, what he's doing right now. I don't know what he's doing. He could be like Peter Sellers and fucking...

• 1:29:57Speaker 03

  You know who he reminds me of? Like a young Mexican Buddy Hackett.

• 1:30:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Yes. You know who Buddy Hackett is?

• 1:30:05Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:30:05Bobby Lee?

  Look him up. Yeah.

• 1:30:07Speaker 03

  Buddy Hackett, Sandy is his son, who sends me, and Christmas he'll send me his...

• 1:30:11Bobby Lee?

  Look, there you are.

• 1:30:12Speaker 03

  Doesn't he look like a...

• 1:30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's you, dude.

• 1:30:15Speaker 03

  And he was one of the funniest guests ever on The Tonight Show. He used to tell the most amazing jokes.

• 1:30:21Bobby Lee?

  Do that, oh, do, do that with your eyes, Jaime. With your mouth, do it.

• 1:30:25Speaker 05

  Do this.

• 1:30:27Speaker 03

  Well, you can't, because his jaw is locked.

• 1:30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, locked jaw, that's right, that's right.

• 1:30:31Speaker 03

  Sorry. I'm sorry, yeah.

• 1:30:33Speaker 05

  It's okay, Howie.

• 1:30:34Bobby Lee?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:30:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, but doesn't that look like you? Doesn't that look like him?

• 1:30:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:30:37Speaker 03

  It does.

• 1:30:38Speaker 05

  It does.

• 1:30:39Speaker 03

  I'll show you what Sandy sent me. Can I play something that can I, am I allowed to play Buddy Hackett telling a joke on The Tonight Show?

• 1:30:46Speaker 07

  Yeah, that should be fine.

• 1:30:48Speaker 06

  Now, this guy shoots a duck, and it falls and hits a barn, and goes into a guy's yard. So, this guy get, he climbs over the fence, and he goes into the yard, and he's trying to get this duck. And this farmer come out, big guy, bigger than the guy with the chickens. Big guy. He says, "What are you doing in my yard?" He said, "I come to get the duck." He says, "That's my duck." He says, "It's not your duck." He says, "This is my yard. That duck fell, hit my barn." He's laying there. He says, "Yes, but it's, it's not your duck. I shot the duck. I've been out hunting for a couple of days." He says, "Give me a break, you know, I'm from the city." "You're from the city. Well, you don't understand about property, do you? It's my property, it's my duck.

• 1:31:31Speaker 06

  However, I'll give you a chance at the duck. We can settle this country style." He says, "Country style?" He says, "Yeah." "Well, how do you, how do you settle a country style?" He says, "How?" "I kick you in the groin." The guy said, "Aww."

• 1:31:48Bobby Lee?

  And then you kick me in the groin. And we take turns kicking each other in the groin. Whose ever left, keeps the duck.

• 1:31:59Bobby Lee?

  The guy said, "Well, if that's what I gotta do." The farmer says, "I go first," and he hauls off.

• 1:32:08Bobby Lee?

  And the guy goes, "Ha ha."

• 1:32:44Bobby Lee?

  About half hour has passed. And he says to the farmer, "Well, I guess it's my turn." And the farmer says, "You could have the duck."

• 1:32:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow, we went all that way. We went all that way to get that, and what a journey.

• 1:33:08Speaker 03

  Well, I'm just telling you, that's who he reminds me of.

• 1:33:10Bobby Lee?

  It's, you know what it is, it's like the road to Hana. In Amali, the island.

• 1:33:16Speaker 03

  I've never done that.

• 1:33:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you get, you rent a Jeep.

• 1:33:19Speaker 03

  I don't want to.

• 1:33:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and you take this beautiful trip to Hana. There's nothing in Hana.

• 1:33:26Speaker 03

  So you're saying, yeah, yeah. It's like, maybe a different reference, that was not a good reference, but, you know.

• 1:33:30Bobby Lee?

  No, but I know what you're saying, the road to Hana.

• 1:33:33Speaker 03

  Cut something together, put some music in it, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:36Bobby Lee?

  But it is a, you've never done the road to Hana, it's beautiful.

• 1:33:39Speaker 03

  No, I've seen, I've been, I've seen the pamphlet.

• 1:33:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have you did the road to Hana? No. It's the most beautiful, like, stretch of mountainside that you'll ever see.

• 1:33:48Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:33:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful.

• 1:33:50Speaker 03

  Why is it beautiful? We have mountains here, you go to Malibu.

• 1:33:53Bobby Lee?

  The type of greenery it is, and...

• 1:33:56Speaker 03

  You're really turned on by greenery.

• 1:33:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:00Speaker 03

  Like, I hear people in movies always talk about stuff like that, but I've never looked at like at a meadow and thought, "Oh, look how gorgeous. Look at the flowers."

• 1:34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either. I'm not a big meadow. I'm a big meadow fan, but anyway, it's a waterfall.

• 1:34:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:34:14Bobby Lee?

  You like banana bread?

• 1:34:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they have great banana bread there.

• 1:34:17Speaker 03

  If I can eat something, I'm okay with it. Nature.

• 1:34:20Bobby Lee?

  When you're driving down the road and you'll see like an old lady selling homemade banana bread, and it's the greatest bread, banana bread you've ever had.

• 1:34:26Speaker 03

  I have friends that have flown back Easter in fall to see the leaves changing color.

• 1:34:30Bobby Lee?

  You like that?

• 1:34:31Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:34:31Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 1:34:32Speaker 03

  Well, it's the same.

• 1:34:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we're on the same page.

• 1:34:35Speaker 03

  We are.

• 1:34:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:36Speaker 03

  So why are you arguing?

• 1:34:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm not arguing.

• 1:34:37Speaker 03

  Well, you're yelling.

• 1:34:38Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time you've been, where do you go to, when you go to Hawaii?

• 1:34:40Speaker 03

  Maui?

• 1:34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, beautiful. Four Seasons?

• 1:34:43Speaker 03

  Um, I have stayed at the Four Seasons.

• 1:34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:45Speaker 03

  I have kids, so we go to the Wailea.

• 1:34:47Bobby Lee?

  Grand Wailea Hotel.

• 1:34:48Speaker 03

  Which is right next door.

• 1:34:49Bobby Lee?

  Great spa. Have you been to that spa?

• 1:34:51Speaker 03

  The Four Seasons, I got embarrassed at.

• 1:34:53Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:34:53Speaker 03

  Because we stayed next door at the, at the Wailea, and then I went next door, I wanted to have dinner at the Four Seasons with my wife. So I go there, and I wanted to eat early. It was like 4:30, 5 o'clock. Nobody was in the restaurant. The restaurant was totally empty, and the lady goes, "I can get you a table, but you know, you don't have reservations." I'm thinking, I was like dealing with you. I'm Howie fucking Mandel.

• 1:35:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:15Speaker 03

  So, so, uh...

• 1:35:17Bobby Lee?

  She didn't know who you were?

• 1:35:18Speaker 03

  No. So, but, but wait, wait, wait. So she didn't know who I was. She goes, "I can give you a table, but you got an hour to eat." So she gave me this table. I had like, it was like a card table, like, like that they rolled out.

• 1:35:27Bobby Lee?

  Were you mad?

• 1:35:28Speaker 03

  I was. At, wait, wait, at the toilet, at the men's and women's, it wasn't even part of the restaurant, and you could barely see, there wasn't anybody sitting anywhere.

• 1:35:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:35:38Speaker 03

  We ate really fast, and this woman comes up to me at the end, and she goes, "Are you Howie Mandel?" And I go, "Yeah." And she goes, "How is everything?" And I go, "I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't want you to give me free food. I don't want anything." But it wasn't great. She goes, "Why?" I go, "Because I'm sitting at the, the fucking toilet. I'm sitting in the bathroom. I'm wafting those..." I, I can hear the, I can, the peppermint pucks in the urinal. I can smell that. It doesn't go with the sea bass. And, and, and it just, why would they do that? I could have been out and I could have had a great seat over there. She goes, "That's terrible. You should tell the manager." And I realized the lady that I was talking to and complaining to didn't even work there.

• 1:36:19Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:36:19Speaker 03

  That's true story.

• 1:36:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:36:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36:21Bobby Lee?

  Did you, did you, did you talk to a manager or not?

• 1:36:23Speaker 03

  No, I left.

• 1:36:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:25Speaker 03

  I was so embarrassed.

• 1:36:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:27Speaker 03

  To some lady. And she said, "How was dinner?" And then...

• 1:36:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can, can we talk about that? I, I, I, I want to talk to you about this. This is real, okay?

• 1:36:33Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:36:34Bobby Lee?

  So I was, um, in, uh, Northridge, and, you know, I was on a date, and we...

• 1:36:41Speaker 03

  Wow, you know how to wine and dine ladies. Honey, if you're not doing anything later, I'll take you to Northridge.

• 1:36:47Bobby Lee?

  She lives there. She lives there.

• 1:36:49Speaker 03

  And if we have a second date, I'm talking Tarzana.

• 1:36:54Bobby Lee?

  God, I hate you, dude. I love it. So anyway, um, we go to the boiling crab.

• 1:37:01Speaker 03

  Oh, the bag of oily shag of...

• 1:37:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, sea treats.

• 1:37:05Speaker 03

  You got to explain to people what that is.

• 1:37:07Bobby Lee?

  So basically, they put like, corn, crab legs, and some shrimp. I don't know, you put it in a plastic bag.

• 1:37:14Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:37:14Bobby Lee?

  They put sauce in it, and they just dump it on the table.

• 1:37:16Speaker 03

  They dump it on the table, so it's, it's in oil and butter and everything. Just a bag that you're supposed to eat like popcorn.

• 1:37:22Bobby Lee?

  You literally pour the bag onto the table. The table's actually the plate, and people just eat it like a bunch of, you know, animals. Anyway, we go there.

• 1:37:29Speaker 03

  You're not supposed to put it on the plate.

• 1:37:31Bobby Lee?

  There you go. That's why they have the, um, plastic on it, right? You pour, uh, we've been there many times, you pour it on the table.

• 1:37:36Speaker 03

  No, you don't.

• 1:37:36Speaker 07

  In Hawaii, we went there.

• 1:37:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone does it.

• 1:37:39Speaker 07

  You like that?

• 1:37:40Bobby Lee?

  Are you laughing, really?

• 1:37:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:37:41Bobby Lee?

  Can you get a photo?

• 1:37:42Speaker 03

  You eat it out of the bag.

• 1:37:43Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't. You pour it on the table.

• 1:37:45Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:37:45Bobby Lee?

  Look. Where, where, where's the table?

• 1:37:48Speaker 03

  Where's the table?

• 1:37:50Bobby Lee?

  See, it's...

• 1:37:50Speaker 03

  Okay, there it is, she's got a plate.

• 1:37:52Bobby Lee?

  It's on the table. See all that stuff on the table?

• 1:37:54Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:37:55Bobby Lee?

  You put it on the table.

• 1:37:55Speaker 03

  I didn't know that.

• 1:37:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:37:56Speaker 07

  You like that?

• 1:37:57Bobby Lee?

  You eat it in the bag?

• 1:37:58Speaker 03

  I just took it in, I didn't, I didn't even take it out of the bag. It's in the bag, and my wife, I'd go, "You want one?"

• 1:38:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so we, so we go there, and, um, you, you know, you, you know, everyone in the lobby, you know, want photos and stuff. I take photos, and people, you know, and people that work there. And, um, we go to the hostess, and I go, "Hey, I just, you know, we just popped in, you know, you want maybe a table for two?" She go, he goes, "Uh, hour and a half wait." And like even though everyone's recognized me, right? And I kinda left mad. But why? Is that because of my entitlement?

• 1:38:35Speaker 03

  Why don't we call them?

• 1:38:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:38:37Speaker 03

  Why not?

• 1:38:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna call them. Because we don't do pranks.

• 1:38:39Speaker 03

  It's not prank?

• 1:38:40Bobby Lee?

  We're not doing your prank shit.

• 1:38:41Speaker 03

  It's not prank?

• 1:38:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do your prank shit.

• 1:38:42Speaker 03

  I swear to god, you can cut this out after.

• 1:38:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:38:45Speaker 03

  I'm gonna call-

• 1:38:46Bobby Lee?

  No, don't call them.

• 1:38:46Speaker 03

  Why?

• 1:38:47Bobby Lee?

  Please don't call them. Because I wanna go back there.

• 1:38:50Speaker 03

  I'm gonna get you-

• 1:38:51Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man, cut this part out.

• 1:38:52Speaker 03

  You can cut it out. I'm gonna phone them.

• 1:38:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm-

• 1:38:54Speaker 03

  I'm gonna phone them. Get the fuck away from me.

• 1:38:56Bobby Lee?

  Put your phone down.

• 1:38:56Speaker 03

  Alright. Goddammit.

• 1:38:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just-

• 1:38:59Speaker 03

  What are you, what are you? Are you crying?

• 1:39:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:39:02Speaker 03

  Why you?

• 1:39:04Speaker 01

  You look like you're crying.

• 1:39:05Speaker 03

  You're crying.

• 1:39:06Bobby Lee?

  Why are you crying?

• 1:39:06Speaker 03

  Why are you crying?

• 1:39:07Bobby Lee?

  Because I had a good TV show popped in my head. You, Larry David and Bobby.

• 1:39:12Speaker 03

  I know, Denny's in the-

• 1:39:13Bobby Lee?

  No, Norm's.

• 1:39:14Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Why are you crying? You are, you had tears.

• 1:39:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I was yawning.

• 1:39:21Speaker 00

  Great story, Howie.

• 1:39:27Bobby Lee?

  I haven't had much sleep, my bad.

• 1:39:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, anyway, um- I just wanna recommend to anybody in the business. Where's my camera? Where's my camera?

• 1:39:34Speaker 00

  Right there.

• 1:39:35Speaker 03

  There's thirty-eight cameras.

• 1:39:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:39:37Speaker 03

  Anyway, I think it's this one.

• 1:39:38Speaker 00

  Perfect.

• 1:39:39Speaker 03

  Okay. I, I just wanna recommend to anybody, if you ever feel like your ego is inflating and you, you feel just a tinge of getting big-headed, this is the podcast. Because they will take it, they will take your ego and just deflate you back to, you are going to leave here feeling like so much less than you came in with. So if that's what you need, Tiger Belly. Is that an act?

• 1:40:05Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, what a great guest.

• 1:40:08Bobby Lee?

  You've seen him on, um, AGT.

• 1:40:11Speaker 03

  No, she hasn't.

• 1:40:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, um, how long are you gonna go with that show? Is it the contract?

• 1:40:15Speaker 03

  Till they let me go.

• 1:40:16Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:40:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just signed on for another couple.

• 1:40:19Bobby Lee?

  Good. Um, you're great on that show.

• 1:40:21Speaker 03

  Thank you. Especially with the magic acts, right?

• 1:40:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Heidi Klum, you like her? She's great?

• 1:40:27Speaker 03

  Amazing.

• 1:40:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:40:28Speaker 03

  Heidi what?

• 1:40:29Bobby Lee?

  Klum.

• 1:40:30Speaker 03

  Klum?

• 1:40:31Bobby Lee?

  What's her, what's her klump?

• 1:40:32Speaker 00

  Klum.

• 1:40:32Bobby Lee?

  Klum, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

• 1:40:33Speaker 03

  Klum? How do you say, what do you eat? Not a peach, a?

• 1:40:38Bobby Lee?

  Pot.

• 1:40:38Speaker 03

  A plume.

• 1:40:39Bobby Lee?

  A plume, okay.

• 1:40:40Speaker 01

  A pot?

• 1:40:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't do the wordplay.

• 1:40:46Speaker 03

  But anyway, uh.

• 1:40:47Speaker 00

  No, you don't.

• 1:40:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You can see him on, uh, AGT, you can see him, um, like, on YouTube.

• 1:40:53Speaker 03

  Feel like you're rapping.

• 1:40:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am.

• 1:40:55Speaker 03

  Okay, so, uh, I have a podcast called Howie.

• 1:40:57Bobby Lee?

  We have another cast coming in, so we don't want to wrap up.

• 1:40:59Speaker 03

  At what time are they supposed to be here?

• 1:41:01Bobby Lee?

  Three o'clock.

• 1:41:01Speaker 03

  They've been here for half an hour.

• 1:41:02Bobby Lee?

  Three o'clock. Um, he has a Howie Mandel's, um, podcast.

• 1:41:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, Howie Mandel does that.

• 1:41:07Bobby Lee?

  Dust up, and I've done it many times.

• 1:41:09Speaker 03

  You're a great guest.

• 1:41:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, uh, we've, uh, also, he's now starting one with, uh.

• 1:41:13Speaker 03

  Harland Williams. When a Stranger Calls.

• 1:41:15Bobby Lee?

  And when, and when does that come out?

• 1:41:17Speaker 03

  Every Thursday.

• 1:41:18Bobby Lee?

  It's, so it's out already?

• 1:41:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:41:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's huge.

• 1:41:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's, uh, those two together, though, I mean, is it silly? Because I just did Harland's, it was so silly.

• 1:41:26Speaker 03

  Um, it's silly because it's When a Stranger Calls. We don't know who's gonna call. People call in and we just take Zoom calls.

• 1:41:31Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:41:32Speaker 03

  And people, regular people fuck with us.

• 1:41:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:41:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, so that's fun.

• 1:41:35Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 1:41:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's fun.

• 1:41:37Bobby Lee?

  What a great duo.

• 1:41:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, two Canadian.

• 1:41:39Bobby Lee?

  Remember Howie? I mean, I, I, I, I mean, whatever, anyway, um.

• 1:41:45Speaker 03

  Did this go well? Did you like it?

• 1:41:48Bobby Lee?

  I, I, you know what's so funny? It's like, um, I woke up halfway during it. Because it takes me a while to get up.

• 1:41:53Speaker 03

  Hopefully so did the audience.

• 1:41:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, no, it was a very, I've never seen you like this. I like it. And, um, you won't be on.

• 1:42:02Speaker 03

  So we should keep this going?

• 1:42:03Bobby Lee?

  No, you won't be on for a while. You won't be on for a while.

• 1:42:04Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:42:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:42:05Speaker 03

  Like, like I've been on as a regular up until now. I really ruin the.

• 1:42:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you know how many? We don't have reoccurring guests.

• 1:42:12Speaker 03

  Oh, I think you do.

• 1:42:14Bobby Lee?

  Name me one.

• 1:42:16Speaker 03

  Not reoccurring, but people who have done it, I've seen on here a few times.

• 1:42:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I can name you on.

• 1:42:20Speaker 03

  Name, you guys name, name.

• 1:42:21Bobby Lee?

  I can name you on one hand that's reoccurring, Eric Griffin.

• 1:42:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, Eric's here a lot. Who else? They can name.

• 1:42:26Speaker 00

  Theo Von?

• 1:42:27Speaker 03

  Theo Von isn't here a lot.

• 1:42:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bert, Bert's done it a couple times.

• 1:42:30Speaker 03

  Bert, Bert Kreischer. Go, go ahead, who would you name?

• 1:42:32Speaker 00

  I'm a Bill Burr, I would.

• 1:42:33Speaker 03

  Bill Burr.

• 1:42:34Bobby Lee?

  Bill Burr was a lot, yeah, yeah.

• 1:42:35Speaker 03

  Go ahead. Go ahead, you want to name back there? You want to name somebody?

• 1:42:38Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, I'm sorry, you think you're Bill Burr?

• 1:42:41Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:42:42Bobby Lee?

  You're better. Who's that?

• 1:42:45Speaker 00

  This was three years ago.

• 1:42:46Bobby Lee?

  That's you, Howie? Yeah, yeah. So you've done this show before, dude?

• 1:42:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:42:52Bobby Lee?

  That's the last time you did it three years ago?

• 1:42:53Speaker 03

  But, but you know what? But you forgot, that's why you had me back.

• 1:43:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is great.

• 1:43:01Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 1:43:02Speaker 03

  Is this the same room?

• 1:43:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, same room, yeah, we changed it.

• 1:43:05Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:43:06Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, um, you can see him on those things.

• 1:43:10Speaker 03

  And you could see him on, oh, look, I will look at you.

• 1:43:13Bobby Lee?

  I also want to say this about you, because you can't really see it on this podcast, but, um, you are.

• 1:43:18Speaker 03

  Huge penis.

• 1:43:21Bobby Lee?

  Probably one of, um, the nicest guy, you know, you, you come to this town and no one says hi to you. You don't think you're gonna make it, and then you meet a guy like Howie, who's super generous and kind. And, um, it keeps you, um, it keeps you going, you know? Without guys like this, this guy, um, I don't know, I could have quit, you know, because he's such a generous guy. He gave me great advice over the years, and I truly.

• 1:43:48Speaker 03

  Taken. Oh, one you did, you went and did JFL, because you said you weren't gonna do it.

• 1:43:56Bobby Lee?

  This is, oh, this is how long?

• 1:43:57Speaker 03

  Oh, look at this, this is why when I was upstairs at your house.

• 1:44:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:44:00Speaker 03

  Look, look at this, when he lets me in, go fast forward, we don't have to hear the whole thing, go fast forward. Fast forward.

• 1:44:06Bobby Lee?

  More?

• 1:44:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, we get, when I get inside, when, watch this, no, no, after this, pass, pass, there.

• 1:44:13Bobby Lee?

  That's where you used to live.

• 1:44:14Speaker 04

  Oh, that's what.

• 1:44:14Speaker 03

  That's what I was saying.

• 1:44:15Bobby Lee?

  Where I used to live, yeah, yeah.

• 1:44:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, so look at that, I walk into that, it was like, it was like a flashback.

• 1:44:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:21Speaker 03

  Isn't that funny? And now cut to what we did upstairs.

• 1:44:24Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:44:24Speaker 03

  Now it makes sense.

• 1:44:25Bobby Lee?

  Now it makes sense, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:44:28Bobby Lee?

  How long is it, so, what, what years, that was a long time ago.

• 1:44:31Speaker 03

  You didn't remember it?

• 1:44:32Bobby Lee?

  I do remember you coming over, yeah, but.

• 1:44:34Speaker 03

  You didn't remember it was all covered in plastic?

• 1:44:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I vaguely remember probably, um, but, um, yeah, that was.

• 1:44:40Speaker 03

  When you hire cleaning ladies now, and they're upstairs cleaning, and everything is covered in pla, are she, are they fumigating? What are they doing?

• 1:44:48Bobby Lee?

  There's, I'm, so I'm getting the guest room and the, um, guest bathroom done, redone.

• 1:44:53Speaker 03

  Oh, that's.

• 1:44:53Bobby Lee?

  And so there's two things going on at the same time.

• 1:44:55Speaker 03

  Dust.

• 1:44:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:44:56Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 1:44:57Bobby Lee?

  So, um, yeah, but that, that's so funny, wow.

• 1:45:01Speaker 03

  Look how young you look.

• 1:45:03Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm so young there.

• 1:45:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:45:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I think I look better now.

• 1:45:07Speaker 03

  I think you do.

• 1:45:08Speaker 04

  I think so.

• 1:45:08Speaker 03

  And you, Howie Mandel, run it one.

• 1:45:13Speaker 06

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