Aaron Weber

Aaron Weber is a southern gentleman with a preacher’s charm and a killer punchline. A rising star from Nashville, he’s the youngest member of the legendary Nateland podcast crew, holding his own alongside comedy vets like Nate Bargatze. Whether he's riffing on Cracker Barrel, growing up religious, or his undying love for Alabama football, Aaron’s clean, clever, and quietly subversive stand-up leaves audiences howling. Catch him on tour or wherever dad jokes are taken way too seriously. Check out his new special: Signature Dish OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq3DZ3DBsu4 #aaronweber #andrewsantino #whiskeyginger #podcast #natelandpodcast =========================================================== Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PXG PROMO CODE: WHISKEYGINGER FOR $10 OFF YOUR CLUB https://pxg.com/whiskeyginger ROCKET MONEY GET RID OF USELESS SUBSCRIPTION https://rocketmoney.com/whiskey PROPHETX USE PROMO CODE: WHSIKEY GET UP TO $300 IN PROPHET CASH https://getprophetx.co SKIMS TELL THEM WE SENT YOU! https://skims.com/whiskey BOOKING. COM BOOK YOUR STAY TODAY! https://booking.com ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:36Speaker 00

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• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  What up, whiskey ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. If it's your first time joining the show, welcome to the show. We got a good one for you today, like my man Steve Harvey done say. Man, I'm excited. Over half a million subscribers. Thank you guys so much. That means the world to me, man. You've been here for the ride. I started this channel at like, I think, 800 subscribers or something like that. And we grew, we grew, we grew. And it's all because of you, you, you. So, thank you guys so much. I'm doing a couple of dates on tour. I'm done because my special comes out in September, but I'm doing a couple of pop-up dates here and there. May 22 and 23. May 22, I'll be in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. May 23, I'll be in Winnipeg, Manitoba, for two shows in Winnipeg. May 22, May 23, Edmonton and Winnipeg. Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino, Andrew Santino.com.

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  Also, go to BadFriendsPod.com to see me and Bobby in London on July 18th and Dublin on July 19th. That's Andrew Santino.com and BadFriendsPod.com.

• 1:45Speaker 00

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• 2:20Speaker 02

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  You're that creature in the ginger beard! Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey, seventy-five dollars for the horse. Gingers, oh hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Gitter. My guest today is one of my favorite people on other side of the room. My guest's my name once again today, it is Signature Dish's own, Aaron Weber!

• 2:53Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, thank you.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  Aaron Weber, Nashville's finest.

• 2:57Speaker 04

  It gets faster every time.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  It does, actually. Nashville's finest, a new dad, brand new dad, brand new papa, and running around the country promoting Signature Dish. And he just did Good Day L.A. before this same exact kind of show, this and Good Day L.A. Same vibe, don't you think?

• 3:13Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, same energy.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Same rhythm.

• 3:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, I got bumped for a traffic helicopter. They were like, listen, we gotta, we gotta throw those guys in the helicopter.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Brother, you gotta cut to the helicopter, yeah. Was it a, was it a high-speed chase?

• 3:24Speaker 04

  No, it was just like, let's look how beautiful L.A. is.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. A high-speed chase would be kinda tight to get bumped for that, because those, when those happen, we all get very excited.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  Do they happen that often, that it's like a L.A. tradition?

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  I would argue they happen, well, often is a subjective term, but I would say at least once every other week, right? I would say twice a month is fair.

• 3:46Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh!

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, dude, sometimes, in the summertime, when crime is at its high, that's when it's like every week. You're catching one a week, yeah.

• 3:54Speaker 04

  Okay, okay. So I'm not in the season of it, right?

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  You're not really, you're, you're a little early.

• 3:58Speaker 05

  In 2022, there was 971 pursuits, and 348 of them resulted in a crash.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  Hell yeah, dude. Wait a minute!

• 4:05Speaker 04

  That's insane.

• 4:06Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty good odds. 900 pursuits and only 300 crashes?

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  That's like 1 in 3 crash. Yeah, 33% is, no, but that means.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  Good for who, the criminals or the cops?

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Criminals, 66% of you are gonna get away with it. You don't think that's a, if I'm a criminal on the run, and if you told me, there's a 66% chance you can outrun the cops, I'm taking it. No, it's not outrun, this didn't crash. Well dude, if they didn't crash, they probably got away.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  It's still a win.

• 4:30Andrew Santino?

  That's still a, thank you.

• 4:31Speaker 04

  If you don't end in a deadly accident.

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a W.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  Chalk it up.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I don't know if you've watched enough of these to know, a lot of times, the cops will bail. Like the LA cops, like I've watched enough of these where, if it's a dangerous enough situation where they feel like they're, they're putting themselves in danger, they do let them go. And they publicly talk about it. Well, because it's at some point, it's like, they can't, they're not gonna sacrifice their life to catch some guy, who most likely is like, you know, skipping bail and he's out and he robbed a gas station, it's like.

• 5:02Speaker 04

  He has something low-low.

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  He didn't kill anybody, he probably did something stupid, and then was scared to go back to jail. And, you know what I mean, that's usually what it is. Typically, if you do something horrific, they're not in a police chase. The police chase guys just don't wanna go back to jail because they just got out for robbery and they're doing it again. It's true dude, you gotta let them go, man. And, and by the way, the dream for everyone in Southern California is to get to the Mexico, Mexican border. If you can get to the border, you're home.

• 5:27Speaker 04

  Well, how far is it from here?

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty far. San Diego is. It's like 2 and 1/2. Uh, 3 hours, give or take, but I mean with traffic.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  I mean, that's doable.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  How many miles is here to the border, Tijuana is probably 300 and something, maybe?

• 5:42Speaker 04

  Kilometers?

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  How many kilometers for the, for the people overseas, yeah, if you don't mind? Cause we do wanna.

• 5:47Speaker 04

  How do you visualize a mile in your head? I was just thinking about this. When I was growing up, my dad told me the distance from our house to the school was a mile. And I still, to this day, when I think about a mile, I think of the distance from my house to my school.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  That's really interesting. I, that's, that is really, a mile to me, I always saw a mile as, um. Cause I ran track.

• 6:11Speaker 04

  Oh, okay. So what, four laps around?

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if I could physically visualize four laps around something, like if I could unravel the four laps, I'd go, that's about four laps tracks away. Or when I first went to Arizona State, I went to college there, I remember this might, this might have not, not be true anymore because they changed, but campus, main campus was one square mile. It was exactly one square mile.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  So I was like, that big chunk of space to me, it's like, that's how far that is to the

• 6:41Speaker 04

  Interesting. You still kind of think about that when you say a mile, right?

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  Funny because a mile is a hard job. Well, because you know when you're on the highway? And each, if each exits are a mi- if it says a mile away?

• 6:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  It comes up so fast. You're like, that is a huh, that is crazy to think how short it is when you're, when you're on the freeway and how long it is when you're on standing ground.

• 6:58Speaker 05

  ASU is 660 acres, AKA 1.03 square miles.

• 7:02Speaker 04

  I mean, that's close enough.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  So I was right.

• 7:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, 1.03.

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  1.03. So I remember somebody had told me, they're like, oh, campus is one square mile. So if I had to, if I was skateboarding around it, that's how I'd calculate if I was like, oh, if I have to get from this corner to that corner.

• 7:15Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  It's where I learned geography and where I learned geometry.

• 7:18Speaker 04

  What you majored in, right?

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. Yeah.

• 7:20Speaker 04

  How, what was your mile time, your peak mile time when you were running?

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  I was never good at miles. I was good at, so I was

• 7:26Speaker 04

  You were a sprinter?

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Sprinter. I was good at four by, what, four by fours. Each of us do a hundred, you know, or whatever?

• 7:31Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 7:32Speaker 05

  400.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  400. Sorry. Yeah. The four by four.

• 7:34Speaker 04

  With the baton, really?

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, four by four.

• 7:36Speaker 04

  Okay. So what do you think about this going on where the, the girl hit the other girl with the baton?

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. But you have expertise. Is that possible to do that by accident, you think?

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  Uh, no, absolutely not. No, it's, it's that, by the way, the amount of timing that you need to line it up, it's so deliberate that she thought about, I bet in her dreams, she was like, I'm going to hit that woman in the head so hard when I come around that turn.

• 7:58Speaker 04

  I bet there's been so many races where she's wanted to do that.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 8:00Speaker 04

  And then something about this one girl didn't like the look of her face.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's Robin is racing, right? It's NASCAR, it's NASCAR theatrics in, in foot races now because for years NASCAR has a Uh, code of like who you can bump, who you can rub, who you can take out.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  Okay, like a seniority thing or what?

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  It's ki- it's like in but there is a, you hear them tell the other, they'll tell the pit. I've heard them tell the pit, they're gonna do it. And it, and it's like excusable if it's, like if you bumped me, but I deserved it. I have to like take that hit, so to speak.

• 8:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  It's almost like a, uh, it's extremely proper. It's, it's very formal. NASCAR for those that don't know, it's colloquial. It's extremely, it, it's very like bow to the senior. And if I screwed you over, cut you off, and you tapped me, it's almost like, uh, given a ta- it's like I deserved that.

• 8:52Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, it's, you know how like in hockey, um, when a teammate will fight because someone else clipped or, or, or cross-checked or did something to their teammate, but it's well-respected by the other team.

• 9:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  It's almost like that's what has to happen.

• 9:07Speaker 04

  That's what used to be the case in baseball, right? Is if you did something, it was just the understanding you were gonna get pegged when you're up at bat.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  And, and, and by the way.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  And it was just part of it.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  Both sides knew it.

• 9:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  I could be wrong about NASCAR. Some NASCAR expert's gonna be like, that ain't how it goes, dude. That ain't how it goes one bit. But.

• 9:24Speaker 04

  I, I met a guy after a show who played in the MLB in the late seventies, early eighties. And I was asking him about baseball now, and he was talking about all these bat flips everybody's doing.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  You get a homerun, you throw the bat up a hundred feet in the air. And I said, what would you do if somebody did that, did that against your team? And he said, the next time you slid into second, he was a shortstop. Said, the next time you slid into second, I'm taking that glove and I'm smacking you as hard as I can. And he's like, that's just how we did it back then, you know?

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  Now it's, I, I think the coolest move, when you hit a jack, I think putting the bat down softly is so boss.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  That's always the move, is acting like you're not even impressed with what you just did.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it just happened. I just did it.

• 10:02Speaker 04

  It was the coolest part about Bo Jackson.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  Is he never looked like he cared. He would jump up a wall, run up the wall and catch it, and then just throw it in like it was a routine play. It's always the move.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  And then like look at his arm to see if there's a scratch, like didn't even celebrate, you know what I mean? He would just be like, did I hit the wall there? I think, I think Bo did the same thing in football, where when he'd score a touchdown, that old, I don't even know what coach said that, but like act like you've been there before. Is that a Lombardi? It sounds like a Lombardi.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  John Wooden.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's gotta be one of these, yeah, it's gotta be one of these old school.

• 10:32Speaker 04

  Urban Meyer, somebody like that.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  Who, someone who wore a suit? Someone who had respect for the game, but to act like you've been there before, my dad used to say that.

• 10:40Speaker 04

  Lombardi.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  It was Lombardi. When you score a touchdown, they want it, no, don't, don't, you don't need to celebrate.

• 10:45Speaker 04

  But you would not be that way if you were in the NFL.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm showing off, dude.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  You're doing something ridiculous. You're getting fined every game.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  Every single game. I can't wait, I, I, like, I can't wait to see the celebratory dances that these younger kids come up with together, as long as, my opinion is, if it's team celebration, if you're with your, if you're doing it with the squad, great.

• 11:07Speaker 04

  That's the best.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  I don't like the single, the single celebration is too me, me, me.

• 11:10Speaker 04

  It's not about you, dude. It's about the name on the front of your jersey, not the back.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  Vince Lombardi, once again.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  It's not, as soon as it's gonna be, it's not about the sponsor on your top left sleeve.

• 11:21Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  It's not about Pepsi, it's about you. But I do think the team celebrations are so much more respectfully fun, because it's like, we're all in on it. When you see one guy do one thing, like T.O. used to do, you're like, brother, that's why people are mad at you, because you're making it all about you.

• 11:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  You didn't, you didn't block, you, like, you did nothing.

• 11:41Speaker 04

  But when a team goes out there and does a dance together, you're like, oh, it's kinda nice, they got together and choreographed.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  I love it, dude. Especially when they include the line, you're like, look at that, they got in too. Let them in.

• 11:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I was an offensive lineman in high school.

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  Did you get any love?

• 11:55Speaker 04

  I mean, no, you never get any, you never get the credit for when something happens, you only get blamed. And I was a center, so, I mean, anytime a snap is bad, I was blamed. So anytime a quarterback drops a snap, now in the NFL, my instinct is still like, well, let's not blame the center, like, catch the ball, quarterback. I go, it's hard to snap, when it's raining out and there's mud, it's hard to snap a football, dude.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give some respect to centers, although the center game has changed because of who we have now coming in the historic pipeline between like, Kels, you know, like, there's guys now that have kind of made centers phenomenal again, and like notable again. You don't think so?

• 12:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, they're, I mean, are we talking about their performance on the field, when people idolize those guys?

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  Who, uh, what's his name, why can't I think, with, with Peyton Manning, Jeff Saturday.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  Jeff Saturday.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay, another guy that like made himself outside of the game.

• 12:51Speaker 04

  That's true, but that's two versus

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but two, okay, how about this?

• 12:54Speaker 04

  500 wide receivers you could name.

• 12:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know, but they're the show-offs and they're the pretty boys.

• 12:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:59Andrew Santino?

  You guys aren't the pretty boy show-offs.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  You want centers to start showing off a little bit more?

• 13:03Speaker 04

  I would like to see it. Our, our offensive line in high school as a unit, our motto was, when we would break down just the offensive line, we would say Packers on three. Parachute Packers. Cause our, our coach made us identify with, there's a unit in World War II where all they did was pack parachutes for paratroopers.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  They never jumped.

• 13:24Speaker 04

  They never actually jumped. All they did was pack the parachutes.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 13:28Speaker 04

  And so they never got the credit.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 13:30Speaker 04

  But obviously they couldn't have done it, done it without them. So you, you gotta learn to love the process and love, um, not necessarily getting the glory, but knowing you were important to, to what happened. So that, that's like the motto of an offensive. I'm getting fired up.

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  I was just gonna say dude. You're vibrating right now.

• 13:49Speaker 04

  Chill right now, dude. I'm such a sucker for that kinda stuff, dude.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, it is important to instill that in, in young men in team sports because otherwise, going back to what we just said, it just becomes all about me. It's like a, it quickly can be a me, me, me game. And by the way.

• 14:05Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 14:05Andrew Santino?

  The NBA, as a kid, growing up in Chicago with Jordan, to me was, it was basketball and baseball. That was all I loved. I loved football. I liked the Bears, but I didn't play football. I played basketball and baseball. And Bas, the NBA became today, this me, me, me thing that you see these young kid games, they're like, he dropped 80. You're like, well, so nobody else got the ball? Like, there's nothing impress, there's not.

• 14:30Speaker 04

  Kids doing this, after putting their hand down, like, yo, it's crazy, dude.

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  It's just not impressive to me anymore.

• 14:35Speaker 04

  I see this kid, uh, he comes up on my feed every now and then. It's like a kid mic'd up in a child, like a little league game and he's mic'd up. Like, who do you think you are, dude?

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  This is insane.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  The little kids now in, uh, what's the football league that I can't remember the name?

• 14:50Speaker 04

  Snoop Dogg?

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, yeah, the, um, it's big here in California. It's like the little league football, but it's like the top, it's like what AAU is for basketball.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  You know what my league growing up was, we were called the Midgets.

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, really?

• 15:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  Hey man, do you wanna? Jeez, man. Slow down, man.

• 15:05Speaker 04

  I mean, it's a historical reality.

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 15:07Speaker 04

  We were the Midgets, Montgomery, Alabama.

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  Montgomery Midgets.

• 15:10Speaker 04

  Yeah. Well, no, that wasn't the team name.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  The Montgomery Midgets.

• 15:13Speaker 04

  But that was like the age division.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Ah, was Midget Ball.

• 15:16Speaker 04

  Was the Midgets. Midget Ball, I don't know if we ever called it that, but. Yeah, I would have to guess they've changed that by now.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't.

• 15:24Speaker 04

  That was ninety-seven, ninety-eight.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  But this is Alabama, dude. They might still be doing their same.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  We're starting to rename all the public schools down there.

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 15:32Speaker 04

  I just looked the other day. The high school right by my house was Robert E. Lee High School. I think it became Lee High School, and then I think they changed it to like, I don't know, Maya Angelou or something.

• 15:43Speaker 04

  I think they changed it to, which, I mean, they should have, I guess, I don't know, but it's just, they're all changing.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  Robert E. Lee High School becomes Bobby Lee High School. You can keep the Lee and just switch the mascot.

• 15:55Speaker 04

  They're still the Rebels.

• 15:59Speaker 04

  The Bobby Lee Rebels.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  But not the running, it's the sitting Rebels, the resting Rebels.

• 16:04Speaker 00

  Let's be honest, you don't go to the family holiday gift exchange just to participate. You go to win. This year, get a gift that'll cause a stir. A KitchenAid stand mixer. It's not just an appliance, it's a present to help them with the making. Year after year, recipe after recipe, you're enabling the family to whip up new traditions. 'Tis your season to mix it up. Gift a KitchenAid stand mixer this year and make more than meals.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  The resting Rebels. I, I, I, I think, I think the difference of when we were growing up, this whole like, team mentality thing, was that you didn't have social when we were kids to show what other kids were doing. You had to hear about it.

• 16:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  So that was more of like a mystique. If there were, if there was a kid who was phenomenal in the conference, you'd hear by way of people being like, "Dude, we were at summer league, this kid is unbelievable."

• 16:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  But there was no show-off tape. There wasn't, you know what I mean? There was no way to like brag, so you'd have to play him, and he would cook you live, and then you'd go, "Damn dude, that kid is unbelievable."

• 17:06Speaker 04

  It's like mythological.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  It was. It really was. Like, and also the opposite. My coach and I never got along in basketball and his son played out of conference. So we never really played them except we played them in summer league. And I remember when we played them in summer league, I've told this before, I couldn't wait to guard him. So I took it all out on his kid. I fouled out within the first half. I fouled out. Dude, I beat him. I hit him as hard as I could. Every time down, I'd foul him as hard as I could. I went for the neck like three times. And by the way, my coach didn't say a word about it. Cause I think he understood like the baseball, you know, hitting someone. It was like, this is, uh, this is what you get.

• 17:42Speaker 04

  That was, I played eighth grade basketball and in eighth grade, I'm the same build I am now, but maybe about a foot shorter.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Stout.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  So I was, uh, you know, I was a locker room guy.

• 17:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:53Speaker 04

  I wasn't contributing much on the, on the court, but every now and then I would get put in the game. Two foul kids to stop the clock.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 18:01Speaker 04

  I was the bruiser.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:02Speaker 04

  And I leaned into the role. I mean, I, I think I did the math at one point. I got, I got thrown out of a game. Uh, I think I got thrown out of more games than I had minutes played in the season. My parents stopped coming to the games quick. I mean, it was probably humiliating for them. And I would just bulldoze kids on the court and, uh, the bench would be dying laughing and then I'd have to get out of the game.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  But mission accomplished.

• 18:28Speaker 04

  I did what I had to do for the team.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Once again, you're a Packer for life, dude.

• 18:31Speaker 04

  But then we did that thing at the end of the season. I remember the coach was like, all right, we're gonna let all the, the kids that are not good start. You know what I mean? Like, uh, and just to like give them their flowers.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:42Speaker 04

  And I, I mean, it was the worst, probably 14 seconds of basketball anybody's ever, I got pulled so quickly, dude. I remember I inbounded the ball and I hit the back of the backboard and it bounced out. So we lost. I mean, I turned the ball over twice in like 14 seconds and coach was like, all right, this is a failed experiment. Let's get the starters back in there.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  But I'm glad we tried.

• 19:04Speaker 04

  You know, but if you needed a speech or something at halftime.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  You're the guy.

• 19:07Speaker 04

  I was the guy. Senior year of high school, um, for football, this is Pope John Paul the second high school, Hendersonville, Tennessee.

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  And they didn't change that hopefully. Pope John Paul, did he do anything wrong?

• 19:19Speaker 04

  They could change it to Saint John Paul because he became a saint since the school was started. So they could, they could change it. I don't know.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  But Pope sounds greater than Saint.

• 19:27Speaker 04

  I'll have to check in on that. Pope's, I think Pope Prep they go by now.

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  Pope Prep?

• 19:31Speaker 04

  Pope Prep.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  You know, that's in the, Pope Prep. That's in one of those like, ho, ho, ho, Pope, prep, prep, prep.

• 19:37Speaker 04

  Go Knights. But they let a senior give a speech to the team before every game. And I gotta tell you dude, I destroyed that speech. I contributed very little on the field, but that speech, I still think about it every now and then.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  Did you practice it?

• 19:54Speaker 04

  Oh, I worked so hard on it. I wasn't doing comedy yet. I had no outlet.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 19:58Speaker 04

  You know, it was the 10 year anniversary of Columbine.

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, God.

• 20:02Speaker 04

  And I-

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  You brought that up?

• 20:04Speaker 04

  That's what the whole speech was about. It was about the Columbine massacre. I, I, it was a pet peeve, not a pet peeve, but I'd noticed that a lot of time, people would just make analogies to war.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:15Speaker 04

  With football. And I remember thinking, I'd like to do something not about war. So I read the story about a guy who was in the Columbine massacre, who's in the library when it happened. And he hid behind a desk or something. And then he ended up taking his own life 10 years, like years later, because he couldn't live with what he didn't do.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 20:36Speaker 04

  So, no joke, I said, fellas, boys, when we wake up tomorrow, I don't want any of us wondering what we could have done. Tonight, I mean, it was such a reach in retrospect. But I was so proud of that, dude, and I think it fired people up.

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  Did they win?

• 20:56Speaker 04

  Uh, we did win.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  There you go.

• 20:58Speaker 04

  We won that game. I mean, I, and I like to take a little credit for that.

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  That, that-

• 21:02Speaker 04

  Parachute packers.

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  And you gotta give a little credit to Clebold, Dylan and Ken and Harris, yeah. You must, Clebold and Harris, you must. A great comedy duo, Clebold and Harris. I thought you were gonna say, guys, we gotta work together like those two. Yeah, we gotta do what those guys did. We gotta coordinate. No, it's terrible.

• 21:20Speaker 04

  These punks are storming into our school.

• 21:23Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  Trying to, I mean-

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  They're coming in in trench coats. You're gonna hide behind a desk. You're gonna get out. I do wanna know, uh, I thought if he hid behind a row of books, I'd wanna know, like, what books he hid behind and if that affected him as well.

• 21:35Speaker 04

  And at what point do you take a book out and read it?

• 21:37Andrew Santino?

  Just start reading, yeah. It's a long time. Is it nonfiction?

• 21:40Speaker 04

  Absolutely horrifying to think about.

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  The cops get in, you're like, well, come on, let's go. He's like, I'm lost in this book, man. Give me 10 minutes. It is terr- it's aw- it's awful. We never had, we, I don't remember any, like, uh, what we would do is, they'd bring in, um, uh, uh, ex- Players that are now either pro or did something to give speeches a lot. That was a big thing. Cause we had, my tenure of school, we had an unbelievable amount of people go pro and different stuff.

• 22:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 22:09Andrew Santino?

  It was kinda crazy. We had Chris Brown, the running back. Uh, I don't know if you remember, but he at Northwestern with Gary Barnett and then left and went to Colorado with him. And he was like big in the NFL at one point. Then we had the two McCarron brothers. And this is all like while I was in my four years of school.

• 22:24Speaker 04

  AJ McCarron?

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  Ju- Justin and, uh, no, no, no. Older, older, older. Justin and, uh, uh, God, what's his brother's name?

• 22:33Speaker 04

  So they would come back and fire up the?

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  They'd come back and give some love. Yeah. And he was big on that. Henry Dahmer can't. He was big on getting guys that used to play.

• 22:41Speaker 04

  Dahmer?

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Henry Dahmer can't. Dahmer can't do that. Dahmer can't do that.

• 22:47Speaker 04

  Not with that attitude.

• 22:48Andrew Santino?

  And our sister school was the, one of the greatest female basketball players of all time in, uh, um.

• 22:54Speaker 04

  Cheryl Swoops?

• 22:55Andrew Santino?

  Cheryl, no, no. God, how old do you think I am? Candace Parker. Yeah, Candace Parker.

• 22:59Speaker 04

  The girls from Double Teamd? Do you remember that? Do you remember that movie?

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  You never watched it?

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 23:03Speaker 04

  You're more Maya. You remember Double Teamd?

• 23:05Andrew Santino?

  How old are you?

• 23:06Speaker 04

  Disney, I'm 33.

• 23:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Double Teamd on Disney? Double Teamd.

• 23:10Speaker 04

  It was a Disney Channel original movie about two twins. This is pre WNBA. Cause I remember at the end of the movie, they go, uh, you know, they do like a where, what happened now? And they're like, they joined the, the new women's professional league, but it's about two women basketball players.

• 23:28Andrew Santino?

  What is, what's the name of the girl? Who are the actresses that played?

• 23:30Speaker 05

  Heather and Heidi Burge.

• 23:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:32Andrew Santino?

  But who, that's the real name of the actresses?

• 23:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:35Andrew Santino?

  The Burge sisters?

• 23:36Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:36Andrew Santino?

  Where are they now?

• 23:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, those are the real.

• 23:38Andrew Santino?

  Where are they now? Look up where the Burge sisters are up to now. They're still acting.

• 23:40Speaker 04

  I think they were both, they both played in the WNBA, but that must've been like 30 years ago. I don't think they're still.

• 23:46Andrew Santino?

  You think they're dead?

• 23:47Speaker 04

  I don't think they're still.

• 23:47Andrew Santino?

  Aaron thinks everyone's dead that did something in the 90s.

• 23:50Speaker 05

  They played overseas from 93 to 97 and then WNBA from 97 to 98.

• 23:54Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  They did one, only one year in the league though? That's pretty tough.

• 23:58Speaker 04

  What a success story though.

• 24:00Andrew Santino?

  Use that next time.

• 24:01Speaker 04

  Let's make a movie about it.

• 24:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a speech from the locker room. You want to play one year in the big show, huh?

• 24:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:06Andrew Santino?

  That was the most heartbreaking thing, by the way, was me going to college and then befriending college athletes and seeing some of their dreams like come to fruition and other people have to quit playing.

• 24:20Speaker 04

  Well, did you go in with the expectation of I might play?

• 24:22Andrew Santino?

  No, good god, no, nothing. No, no, no, I went in just to go party and have fun.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:26Andrew Santino?

  I, I gave up. High school, I knew that was my, the end of the train. I was like, this is it, this was just for fun.

• 24:31Speaker 04

  That was me at 11.

• 24:34Andrew Santino?

  I waited.

• 24:34Speaker 04

  Kids started hitting puberty and I was like, oh, gosh. It's different out here now.

• 24:38Andrew Santino?

  I loved intramural ball, like I played a lot of ball in, in, in college with people and I practiced with, you know, some people that could, that were good. But then you'd see people's kind of dreams, because ASU was a home for golf and baseball.

• 24:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  If you were good at golf or baseball, I saw kids every summer come through that were like trying to go pro, trying to get into spring training, and then, I gotta tell you, it is heartbreaking. Because you see them, here they are, they're what, 20 years old or whatever, and they have to reconfigure their life and go, well, I guess I, I guess I don't play sports now. And you're like, holy.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, and that's all I've been doing.

• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  And that's all they know, since they were six.

• 25:14Speaker 04

  I met a guy after a show, I talked to him for a long time, he was a, a coach of a double A baseball team. And he, he himself had played in the MLB for, he played in a bunch of different teams. And I asked him, how many guys on your roster right now do you think will have even a small career in the majors? And he's like, we got two or three. And I go, how many on your team think that they're going to? And he's like, all of them.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  Damn, you have to.

• 25:40Speaker 04

  I guess you have to.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have to. It, it, you can't be the guy that's on the team that go, I'm probably not gonna go pro.

• 25:45Speaker 04

  Well, that's probably the same percentage at like any open mic in America, right?

• 25:49Andrew Santino?

  Same thing.

• 25:50Speaker 04

  You go, all of us have dreams and aspirations to do this, but there's maybe one or two that could hack it.

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  Maybe, most open mics, there's, you're probably, you're probably, there's gotta be less people that try stand-up that make it than, well, no, the percentage is probably, probably pretty similar.

• 26:06Speaker 04

  I bet it's the same, because every kid plays baseball.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  It's like 1 to 3% of people that try.

• 26:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  And look at you now, dude.

• 26:10Speaker 04

  How about it, man?

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  You made it, dude.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  How about it, dude?

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  You made it.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  I didn't want to wake up and think about what I didn't do. You know what I mean? There.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  Columbine.

• 26:21Speaker 04

  It all comes back to Columbine.

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  You couldn't have done that Columbine thing on Good Day L.A., by the way. Couldn't have done that.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  I tried to make an OJ joke to them today and they didn't.

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  It didn't land?

• 26:31Speaker 04

  I go, "I don't know a lot about L.A. I watch a lot of OJ documentaries." And then they, they go, "So you got a kid."

• 26:39Speaker 04

  They were really nice. It's just, you know, you have to be, such a sterile environment. In here, we pour whiskey.

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• 27:30Andrew Santino?

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• 28:14Andrew Santino?

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• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  Don't you think if they just started to crack it open a little bit more and let that, and have a laugh at that, it'd be more endearing for the mass public? Like, there's just no way there's enough people still around that are like, "I don't like that kind of stuff. I just don't buy it."

• 29:15Speaker 04

  I think, I think there are a fair amount.

• 29:16Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 29:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  I think the OJ joke, but OJ's such a harmless joke. What do you, you think?

• 29:21Speaker 05

  They're trying to sell ads, though. Everything is so commodified now.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, then Nestle needs to get in their 50 seconds.

• 29:26Speaker 04

  I call my daughter OJ, because those are her initials. And, uh, people hate it, dude.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  Your daughter's name is Orenthal James?

• 29:34Speaker 04

  Ovaltine Juice.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  Ovaltine Juice. Get over here, Ovaltine Juice!

• 29:38Speaker 04

  But I call her the Juice. I remember I told, at the hospital, I told her doctor, and every, you know, they come in and they go, "Oh, what's her name?" And I said, "I think I'm gonna call her OJ." And this, this nurse goes, "I wish you wouldn't."

• 29:53Speaker 04

  "I already got some towels, monogram, sorry."

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  OJ is her, that's her initials, is OJ.

• 29:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, OJ Weber.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  OJ Weber's so good.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  You know, like, we just lost one.

• 30:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:03Speaker 04

  Let's bring another one back.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  Let's bring another one back.

• 30:05Speaker 04

  Let's restore balance to the universe.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  OJ Weber, by the way, is an athlete's name. OJ Weber?

• 30:13Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  My god.

• 30:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude.

• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  OJ Weber down the wing?

• 30:17Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  I can, dude, that is such a-

• 30:19Speaker 04

  She's gonna be playing field hockey or something, dude.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  Some, yeah, for sure. Soccer? Soccer?

• 30:24Speaker 04

  Uh, no.

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't have the, well, why?

• 30:26Speaker 04

  We didn't really embrace soccer in the South the way they have other, other... There's a connotation to soccer players that I'm not super proud of, but I think was pretty prevalent.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's pretty heavy down there.

• 30:36Speaker 04

  In Alabama, where I grew up. Because I think it was during- Either football or baseball. So it's like these kids had to make a choice. And it was like, why did you choose the objectively lamer sport? That's what we would say.

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  But where are the top, look up where the top, uh, women's college soccer schools are. I wonder what those are.

• 30:54Speaker 04

  Notre Dame's up there, I think.

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  I would say.

• 30:56Speaker 04

  I think.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  I would say also. Probably, yeah. I would say they're Stanford up northeast like, like Oregon or Se- up in Seattle. What is it?

• 31:04Speaker 05

  Stanford's number four.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 31:06Speaker 05

  No one's listed the top three though.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  Top three? Okay.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 31:10Speaker 04

  Oh, I, okay. We haven't named any of the top three. I thought you said whoever made this list gave up after.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:16Speaker 04

  Stanford and who cares dude? Yeah, yeah, whatever dude. You picked the top three.

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  I bet you, is it, is it northeast?

• 31:23Speaker 04

  Is there an SEC school in there?

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• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't know what that means dude. He honestly doesn't know. And don't, and, and honestly, it's a big point of contention inside the studio here that he knows nothing about. Is there any, is it northeast schools, like a Boston schools or anything in the, in the New England area? For some reason I would think.

• 32:14Speaker 04

  You know like the layout of America, right?

• 32:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, but some of these are.

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  Not really, to be honest with you. That's also a big harmful thing.

• 32:19Speaker 05

  I'll give you number two, cause I've never heard of this. Wake Forest University.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  Good god.

• 32:23Speaker 04

  Never heard of Wake Forest.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  Never heard of Wake Forest University.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't that hurt your heart to know that? Never heard of Wake Forest.

• 32:28Speaker 05

  Wake Forest.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  D1 ACC school. Wake Forest, yeah, it's in, uh, North Carolina.

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  That's insane that you've never heard of Wake Forest. That's how little he watches.

• 32:36Speaker 04

  Guess what their mascot is?

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's actually really funny.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  Wake Forest. If you had to guess.

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't look if he's looking at it. It's not showing you.

• 32:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Now, what do you think it is?

• 32:45Speaker 04

  Something satanic.

• 32:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, something, yeah, like.

• 32:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:48Speaker 05

  Like, like the Bohemian Grove where they like burn that giant owl.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 32:52Speaker 05

  Sacrifice it to the devil.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Pretty close.

• 32:54Speaker 04

  Not quite. Do you know about colleges and stuff?

• 32:57Speaker 05

  I went to a liberal arts school.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  He went to a liberal arts school.

• 33:00Speaker 04

  The Wake Forest goat heads.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, goat heads.

• 33:03Speaker 04

  The demon deacons.

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so who else? Who's number two?

• 33:06Speaker 04

  Which is pretty crazy.

• 33:06Speaker 05

  That is their number two.

• 33:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, who's one?

• 33:08Speaker 05

  Number one is University of North Carolina.

• 33:10Andrew Santino?

  UNC is number one.

• 33:11Speaker 04

  Tar Heel.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  Another ACC school.

• 33:13Speaker 05

  Number three is Duke.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Another, wow.

• 33:16Speaker 04

  Eh, kinda shattered your whole premise here, huh?

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, wait a minute. No, yours. You said the South is no-no to soccer.

• 33:24Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  It shattered your premise.

• 33:26Speaker 04

  But I'd like to, I'd like to, I mean...

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  I actually was just proving how wrong you were.

• 33:30Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, dude. We'll pull up the roster off air and I want to see where these kids are from.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  You're, by the way, every single kid on that team is from California.

• 33:40Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're all from Oregon, California. But how about that? UNC, Duke. I wonder why they have such good women's soccer programs? But I don't know anything about the history of it, but there you go, though. OJ Weber could ship up to... Which, which would hurt you more, UNC or Duke?

• 33:58Speaker 04

  Uh, neither would hurt. It would, it would hurt my, if...

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're an SEC guy, right?

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Well, I went to Notre Dame. I'm a Notre Dame guy now. But I still kind of pull for the SEC because I grew up down there.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  Because you grew up there, right?

• 34:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  Like, are your parents Bama fans?

• 34:10Speaker 04

  My mom went to Auburn but doesn't really care that much, and the rest of the family went to Notre Dame, so...

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 34:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, so we're fighting Irishmen.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever talked to Shane about Notre Dame, Gellis?

• 34:19Speaker 04

  I have.

• 34:20Andrew Santino?

  Because he's a hardcore...

• 34:20Speaker 04

  He's a more intense fan than I am.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, but you went there.

• 34:24Speaker 04

  I know.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  He didn't even go there.

• 34:25Speaker 04

  At a certain point, like, I'm not gonna like follow recruiting while I'm a student there, you know what I mean?

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  Some people do, man.

• 34:30Speaker 04

  But I didn't know many kids that are like on Rivals every day when like you gotta go to class there. It feels lame at a certain point.

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, I didn't have to worry about it. I went to Arizona State. We had no talent whatsoever while I was there. It didn't even matter. Like, I think the last guy to be good before, right before I left was Jake Plummer, the quarterback for...

• 34:48Speaker 04

  Good lord.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, come on. I'm a little bit older than you, man. I'm a little bit older, dude.

• 34:53Speaker 04

  I remember when Boomer Esiason was walking around campus, like, my god.

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  When Naismith was in the hallway.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, man, I, I, I went to school many moons ago, but back then there wasn't, we didn't have a lot of talent. And the Arizona Cardinals were just leaving ASU to get their own stadium. That's how long ago that was.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  Do you regret going to college now that you're, you're not doing it? I, I think about that sometimes. You don't?

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  I loved every, it solidified some relationships for me that, that's the one thing, the new generation of kids that you hear a lot. People are like, "You don't even need college." It's like, look, look, look. Sure, I understand what you're saying that you go, start your career if you know what it is right out of high school. Some people don't, and if you have the financial wherewithal or ability, or the gift to get into school and to do a college, I recommend it for the social aspect alone, right? Like, it was great to like grow with people, meet people out of my world. I moved across the country. I, I, it was beneficial for me.

• 35:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  I get that for some people, it's like a waste of time, whatever.

• 35:51Speaker 04

  But if you look at colleges, like, I'm trying to maximize my ROI on it.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  No, then it's terrible.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I was never thinking about it like that.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  No, I wanted to meet people.

• 36:00Speaker 04

  Philosophy made, I mean, I'm the, I never thought, well, all right, well, I gotta get this money back. I was just never thinking about that, so.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  Mine was a sneak away. How could I get to the west coast? I really wanted to come to California. I couldn't afford it. And Arizona State was so close.

• 36:15Speaker 04

  You almost got there.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  It's like one state away.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  I know. I just couldn't afford it. I literally, UNLV was like the other maybe option that's even, that's even closer.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  But still, dude, I couldn't, like California schools, I was either too dumb or too poor. Cause you, it was either, you know, it's like the northern, up north schools. I'm not getting into Stanford or Cal or whatever, you know what I mean? But if I could, but UCSB, I couldn't afford to live in Santa Barbara.

• 36:39Speaker 04

  Banana slugs, right? Isn't that what they are?

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  Banana slugs, yeah, banana slugs.

• 36:42Speaker 04

  Crazy.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  And, and, and.

• 36:43Speaker 04

  Demon deacons.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  And then, uh, Long Beach, uh, Long Beach is the, the Dirtbags is their baseball team name. Dirtbags. Isn't that funny?

• 36:52Speaker 04

  Well, I'm from Montgomery where our team was the Biscuits.

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's phenomenal.

• 36:57Speaker 04

  And I, we had, I remember when the team came, we had a citywide vote where we got to pick the name of the city, which is a, is a fun thing to like, you know, what do we want to rally around as a town, you know? What's our identity as a people? And it came down to the River Rats versus the Biscuits.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  Both, both very good.

• 37:14Speaker 04

  You know, world famous Montgomery, Alabama Biscuits. That's what we're known for.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 37:18Speaker 04

  No.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  I used to, honestly, I was like, oh my God. But by the way, how, how, how easy would that be true? If you're like, we do biscuits, but it's like, I, sure, I wouldn't argue with that.

• 37:30Speaker 04

  That's a claim you could make and they go, okay, I guess they have great biscuits.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  How do you fight it? Yeah, you wouldn't even know.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  We're not claiming pastrami sandwiches or something, it's biscuits.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  Right. Biscuits is, if I said, where's the most famous biscuit? I go, somewhere in the south. And you go, yeah, it's Montgomery. I go, well, that's lines up.

• 37:44Speaker 04

  But I would have loved to have been in the room where they start cooking up ideas. Cause they did biscuit cannon at the games. I'm not kidding.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  They shot, bitten biscuits?

• 37:53Speaker 04

  Like a t-shirt cannon, but biscuits into the crowd.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  This is incredible.

• 37:56Speaker 04

  And you got concession stands that serve breakfast food. I mean.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  Selling gravy? Do they ever have gravy attached?

• 38:01Speaker 04

  I think there's, there's definitely gravy in the ballpark.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  By the way, cause biscuits and sausage gravy might be, when it's done right, one of the greatest breakfast sides.

• 38:08Speaker 04

  So good.

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  In my life. Cause I'm a breakfast dog. I will skip all meals but breakfast. Breakfast is the only one I give a shit about, at all. It's the only one I care about.

• 38:16Speaker 04

  You know, and now they tell you that's like the one that you should skip.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Don't care. And what are they, who are they? Who are they? Nutritionists?

• 38:22Speaker 04

  The powers that be.

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  Right. Elon Musk? You need to skip breakfast and buy a Tesla.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  Who's that dude that's just like, I see him all the time. He's just like healthy. I don't even know what he does.

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  What, what? Healthy guys on the internet?

• 38:33Speaker 04

  Claims to be, I'm the healthiest guy ever.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. What was that guy? We were gonna have him on the show. Brandon Johnson, what was his name? Johnson or? Whatever. Yeah, he's the healthiest dude. He's trying, he's trying to age backwards. He's like, working hard to eat and take medications to reverse his age. He's, I think he said his, his.

• 38:52Speaker 05

  Brian Johnson.

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  Brian Johnson. His metabolic age is four years younger than his actual literal age.

• 38:58Speaker 04

  It's pretty good.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna get hit by a car and die.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  I was just gonna say, I was just gonna say, wouldn't there be a little bit of comedic irony?

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:06Speaker 04

  If he died in a train accident?

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  A train? Oh, that's a thing that rarely happens. That's even better.

• 39:12Speaker 04

  Do you think about it with the planes now, everything? Do you worry about it?

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you kidding me?

• 39:15Speaker 04

  I had bad turbulence on the way here.

• 39:17Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 39:17Speaker 04

  And I think about.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  Did you see the Charles de Gaulle film, the thing that just went up yesterday from, from Paris? They had to like, it was so bad.

• 39:23Speaker 04

  I don't follow French news.

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  You don't do French stuff?

• 39:25Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, I don't.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  I tend to stick to Nashville and that's really about it.

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  God bless. No, I, I, I get freaked out now. I just flew in from Chicago yesterday. I get freaked out, um, only because I feel like, uh, it was never this much, but I think we Googled it and it's not true. I think this was as frequent as it's always been. We're seeing it more.

• 39:48Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  Which is a little bit conspiratorial that I don't like, which makes me think, man, this is another time the media is making me feel something that actually has always been consistent. And how often are they doing, you know, when they're like, dude, uh, robberies are up and then everyone goes around going, dude, robberies are up.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  Uh huh, uh huh.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  But it's like, uh, uh, then you check the stats. They're like, no, it's been this way for 25 years.

• 40:08Speaker 05

  And then you see all these companies are owned by home, uh, home security.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Right, exactly. Right. And ADT is, ADT puts out reports every week. The robberies are higher.

• 40:17Speaker 04

  Ring doorbell.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, exactly. Dude, this is fact though. Well, what, so, so, um, Dylan, I think, Tim was just on, going to Columbus and they had to come back.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  But this is what's crazy. Not because something on the plane, because, not because of the plane, someone on the plane had like a freak out or whatever. And so they turned around and came back.

• 40:36Speaker 04

  A freak out?

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, probably threats or someone's high or someone's on drugs or something. Something happened.

• 40:42Speaker 04

  Did they just get scared or something?

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  Uh, uh, something happened. Like, dude, the amount of people overseas that have tried to pull the door open mid-flight, this is happening a lot now. This is happening a lot.

• 40:52Speaker 04

  I gotta start following French news. This is crazy, dude.

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  Today on the flight, a man eating cheese tried to open the door mid-flight and we have to land in the Thames River. Uh, it's, I think it's happening as much as it always has happened. We're hearing it more because, uh, the media is finding ways to hype up what's going on.

• 41:20Speaker 04

  Or what are we not looking at while we're looking at this?

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 41:23Speaker 04

  It's a bit of a smokescreen.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  What are they doing? Yeah. What, what could this be? What is next? Like the asteroid is coming and it's getting, getting to us faster.

• 41:30Speaker 04

  Percentage keeps increasing the likelihood, right?

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Of that, yeah, I know. What are they called? The doomsday clock? Like we're getting closer? We're almost to midnight?

• 41:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, five seconds.

• 41:37Speaker 04

  Well, no, but there's an actual, isn't there an actual asteroid heading towards the earth?

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  There is.

• 41:41Speaker 04

  It's like a 3% chance it hits us or something?

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they say if it doesn't continue its path, if it diverts a little bit by like, you know, a billionth of a degree or whatever, it'll kill us. And you know what?

• 41:51Speaker 04

  It's not an extinction level. Size, yeah, but it'll destroy a town or two. So not fine.

• 41:57Andrew Santino?

  But where does it hit?

• 41:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, where can we push it to?

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  Where can we push it to?

• 42:02Speaker 05

  Small chance of impact in 2032.

• 42:04Andrew Santino?

  Yo, I'll be gone. I'll be gone.

• 42:07Speaker 04

  We got plenty of time.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  Look, where would you, okay, how about this? How about this? Where would you divert it to? What continent would you divert it to?

• 42:15Speaker 04

  I mean, it's gotta be eastern hemisphere.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:17Speaker 04

  They've had it too good for too long.

• 42:19Andrew Santino?

  They certainly have.

• 42:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna do that to South America. I'm not gonna do that to North America.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  Leave these people, well, North America, we can't, we're number one.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  I mean, come on, something's gotta keep the world going. I think you, I think you throw a dart at the eastern hemisphere and I think, I think it's, you know, I appreciate your sacrifice.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  Appreciate you, thank you. Thank you. By the way, the landmass size of Russia, for people that don't really know, is so big that you're like-

• 42:45Speaker 04

  Let's do Siberia, there's nothing up there.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  There's nothing up there.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  Like, give me, give me, give me this, give me this, like, the actual mileage square, like, square footage of Russia. I looked at it one time on a map, on one of those realist, realistic maps where they show you the true depth of how big. It's, the amount of land, what is it?

• 43:02Speaker 05

  It's 6.6 million square miles.

• 43:04Andrew Santino?

  Give me a break.

• 43:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, so that's 6.6 million Arizona states. Isn't that crazy?

• 43:12Speaker 04

  That's insane.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 43:14Speaker 04

  And Americans get flack all the time for not knowing a lot about geography, but I was blown away where, I looked up where Moscow is. It's so far to the left.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  It's so far.

• 43:22Speaker 04

  It's Europe.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  It is Europe.

• 43:24Speaker 04

  You think it's gonna be top right of, in the thick of it in Russia, it's just nothing out there. You ever go, you ever look at the nuke map? Nukemap.com?

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  No, but bring it up.

• 43:33Speaker 04

  You can pick any nuclear device and then drop it on any city in, on Google Maps and it'll show you

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  How, how-

• 43:41Speaker 04

  the casualty count, it'll show you where the radiation will go. I've spent hours on there, like, what if a nuke gets dropped? What if, like, a little boy gets dropped? On the Nashville, like on the Tennessee Titans stadium, like, am I gonna be okay?

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  Is that how they're taking care of it? They're gonna rip that thing down and build something new?

• 44:00Speaker 04

  We gotta bulldoze it some way.

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 44:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz they're building the new one.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  You do know, I have said that, it's Nissan, right? Isn't it still Nissan Stadium?

• 44:05Speaker 04

  Nissan Stadium, yeah.

• 44:06Andrew Santino?

  From the bottom of my heart, love Nashville. We have so many family and friends out there. One of the greatest cities on, on our-

• 44:11Speaker 04

  Alright, what's coming, what's coming?

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  Probably the most pathetic football stadium I've ever seen in my life.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  Well, we're about to build the best stadium in the country. It's gonna make SoFi look like-

• 44:21Andrew Santino?

  Highly doubted.

• 44:21Speaker 04

  A high school stadium.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  Good luck, good luck, good luck.

• 44:23Speaker 04

  I mean-

• 44:23Andrew Santino?

  SoFi is phenomenal.

• 44:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  You, you can do it, you can go to town.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  But that's funded by billionaire tech lunatics. Do we have Dippin' Dots at SoFi? The one thing, the one thing you have?

• 44:35Speaker 04

  I don't know if we have.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  Space ice cream? We gotta get it!

• 44:38Speaker 04

  But they're building it to be a state of the art stadium.

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  I know, I, I am excited for you guys, because every time I cross that beautiful river on that bridge and go- Those games are fun to go to because it is just like college football where you kind of, you collectively walk together over to the stadium.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 44:54Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 44:54Andrew Santino?

  But the stadium itself is real sad.

• 44:56Speaker 04

  Well, what do you want? Like lazy boys in the stands?

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  No, I want a real stadium that looks like, that looks like a high school stadium.

• 45:01Speaker 04

  What about it?

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  Nissan is pathetic.

• 45:03Speaker 04

  What do you want a stadium to-

• 45:03Andrew Santino?

  And every player who plays there has said it's the saddest place to play.

• 45:06Speaker 04

  That's cuz we haven't been winning. If we- If we win a Super Bowl, all of a sudden that stadium's pretty nice.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  You got close.

• 45:13Speaker 04

  We did get close.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  You got real close.

• 45:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, we got, I mean, we got a yard away from it.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 45:18Speaker 04

  Which is, are you looking at the nuke map right now?

• 45:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give me the nuke map, dog.

• 45:21Speaker 04

  It's pretty fun, right?

• 45:22Speaker 05

  I dropped a Zar Bomba, which is the biggest nuke in history, ever detonated.

• 45:25Speaker 04

  Ever tested, right? I don't think it's ever been deployed, yeah.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  And honestly, don't step on him when he's talking about nukes, cuz this is the nuke god right here.

• 45:32Speaker 04

  This is what I came in here to talk about.

• 45:34Speaker 05

  But I dropped it in the middle of Chicago.

• 45:36Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's cool.

• 45:37Speaker 05

  In the middle of like, the loop, the fireball would go all the way up to Lakeview.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 45:43Speaker 05

  And all the way down to Washington Park, out past West Garfield Park, and pretty far out into the Lake Michigan. And the radiation itself goes into Michigan City, up past, like, I mean-

• 45:57Speaker 04

  They will not be able to tell the difference in Michigan City.

• 45:59Speaker 05

  Like the fireball's up past, I mean, the-

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  The radiation goes all the way to Grayslake.

• 46:02Speaker 05

  Past Grayslake.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  And what's the casualty count? Says on the bottom right.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  Four thousand hot dogs. Twenty-eight hundred tailing beef sandwiches.

• 46:12Speaker 04

  That's gotta be over a million, right?

• 46:13Andrew Santino?

  God, way over a million.

• 46:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

  Chicago Metro?

• 46:16Speaker 04

  I don't know, Chicago, they're pretty resilient.

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, some of those guys would take the blast and keep moving. Yeah, this half of my face fell off and I can't feel my right side of my arm. But for the most part, you know, it's not affecting, I bowl left-handed anyway, it doesn't really matter.

• 46:33Speaker 05

  1.2 million.

• 46:34Speaker 04

  How about that? That's a day, huh?

• 46:35Speaker 05

  With the radiation and all that.

• 46:37Speaker 04

  Chicago's the first place I heard people honk their horn. I remember.

• 46:40Andrew Santino?

  We will honk at you.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  I'm from Alabama, I lived in Tennessee, and then when I was in college, we took the train through Gary and Michigan City, just, just to see the scenery.

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:51Speaker 04

  And we got to Chicago, and I remember we got off the train station, and I just heard horns honking.

• 46:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:56Speaker 04

  And I was like, this is wild, dude.

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  Warms my heart.

• 47:00Speaker 04

  I've never, I'd never heard that before.

• 47:01Andrew Santino?

  I honk here.

• 47:02Speaker 04

  Where are y'all going?

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  So mu-

• 47:03Speaker 04

  Where are you, why are you?

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm going to where I need to go.

• 47:05Speaker 04

  But why the urgency?

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  Get out of the way.

• 47:08Speaker 04

  Just-

• 47:08Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is? A honk is a, um-

• 47:11Speaker 04

  It's like a throat clear.

• 47:13Andrew Santino?

  Exactly. It's a dad going, "Hey, hey, uh-uh." It's, that's what a dad, it's when a dad corrects you and goes, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah." That's what a honk is.

• 47:21Speaker 04

  It doesn't come across that way, though.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  Well-

• 47:23Speaker 04

  Comes across with a real anger, man.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  Skaaan!

• 47:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:27Andrew Santino?

  But it is a dad going, "Ah, hey, uh-uh." That's what a honk, or a honk is going, "Eh, come on, hey, hey, hey." It's really just a correction of your foolishness.

• 47:36Speaker 04

  If you think about it like that, yeah.

• 47:37Andrew Santino?

  That's really what it is, it's just politely be, it's polite, "Eh, eh." But you're right, there is a tonal depth to the horn that changes.

• 47:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:44Andrew Santino?

  If it's "Gaaan!" That's rude, that is. But if it's "Gaa, gaa," that's, "Come on, come on, come on, let's go." I'm a big "pup, pup" guy, I beep beep, but I never, I never beep, I never hang.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  Like if somebody's not going at a light or something, you just go "pup, pup."

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  Two taps.

• 47:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, just, "Hey there."

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  "Hey there." "Hey there."

• 48:00Speaker 04

  "Hey, buddy."

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  "Hey, buddy." That's really what it means. I, uh, you will never honk in Nashville. That's never a honk city. It doesn't feel like a honk city.

• 48:08Speaker 04

  I, I think I, I've probably honked once in 18 months.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  You lease a car in Nashville, they're like, "Listen, y'all get three honks." You get three honks a year in this.

• 48:18Speaker 04

  Cause doesn't a honk use, isn't it gas or something in there that does the honk?

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 48:22Speaker 04

  Am I, am I insane?

• 48:24Andrew Santino?

  No chance.

• 48:25Speaker 04

  I think there's like-

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  There's no chance a honk, it's electric.

• 48:27Speaker 04

  It's like, I think it's like a whoopee cushion type, I swear to God. I think that's how it works. I think if you honk too much, you have to you have to put more gas.

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  Replenish the honk?

• 48:38Speaker 05

  The horns are electrical, not powered by gas.

• 48:40Speaker 04

  They look back to, I'm not talking about LA cars, I'm talking about real American vehicles.

• 48:45Speaker 05

  It says if your horn stopped, it's your battery ran out of charge.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  Your battery ran out of charge. Ford, our horns will last longer than Chevy's. We put enough gas in our Ford horns to honk for years.

• 48:57Speaker 04

  I don't think, not helium, but I thought there was some type of gas.

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  Brother, you are a Notre Dame graduate.

• 49:03Speaker 04

  Well, I didn't major in automotive studies.

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, you shut up.

• 49:06Speaker 04

  I know, I would have taken it if they offered it.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  The idea, but I will say.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  But doesn't it feel like you're kind of pushing something?

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, because that's where that that pushiness, that cushiness is because there's an airbag behind there. You're pushing an airbag.

• 49:22Speaker 04

  And that doesn't contribute to the honk at all, the air in the bag?

• 49:27Speaker 05

  It does say some older vehicles the trucks have may have air pressure horns.

• 49:30Speaker 04

  How about that? You see what I'm talking about?

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  Older trucks may have.

• 49:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, the car's real American. What do you mean may have? Like, we can't look and see?

• 49:37Speaker 05

  It says it may have.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  What is it? F-350? 250 didn't have it. 350 and above, they had it. That's something I could like here. You know, so I have, my connection to the South runs deep. I don't know if you've remembered this. My dad's from North Carolina. My dad and my sister both went to University of Tennessee.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  Go Vols.

• 49:55Speaker 04

  Go Vols.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  So I have like a very rich love for the South in a way that a lot of Yankees.

• 50:01Speaker 04

  So you spent your whole life avoiding it?

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  No, I love them, dude. I go to, a lot of the Yankees, as my family would say, they.

• 50:07Speaker 04

  You hop down there to take our money and then you come back to LA and live the high life.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  Like a fancy boy.

• 50:12Speaker 04

  That's crazy, dude.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Hey, at least I pay taxes, okay?

• 50:16Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  You Tennessee non-state income taxpaying people, how do they subsidize that income tax?

• 50:22Speaker 04

  We tariff the other states.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  You do? Everybody around you?

• 50:25Speaker 04

  Property tax is real high.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  Not that, not like here. Not like in some of the expensive states.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  Well, what's the, we have no state income tax in Tennessee.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  But I mean, how.

• 50:35Speaker 04

  But what they always say is they go, yeah, but where they get you is the property tax.

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  No chance it's that bad.

• 50:39Speaker 04

  They go, it's a give and take between sales tax and property tax.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  How does Tennessee, the state of Tennessee subsidize income tax?

• 50:46Speaker 04

  And I think our sin tax is real high, too, which I don't know if they call that, it's called the sin tax.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 50:51Speaker 04

  Alcohol, tobacco.

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 50:53Speaker 04

  Uh, that kind of stuff.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, do you sell through government stores? Like, is it ABC stores that has to sell alcohol?

• 50:57Speaker 04

  No, you can get it at the grocery store.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  You can.

• 50:59Speaker 04

  Alabama's ABC stores.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  That's same thing in North Carolina.

• 51:01Speaker 04

  And you learn about that because the DC sniper, sorry to bring everything back to serial killers.

• 51:06Andrew Santino?

  Damn, dude.

• 51:07Speaker 04

  The Montgomery, Alabama, we took credit for capturing the DC sniper.

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  Did you actually capture the DC sniper?

• 51:13Speaker 04

  Because he was caught.

• 51:15Andrew Santino?

  Luring him in with biscuits?

• 51:16Speaker 04

  He was caught. They, one of them was caught on camera at an ABC store in Montgomery, Alabama.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 51:23Speaker 04

  And that's how they got him.

• 51:25Andrew Santino?

  How pathetic. Like, how pathetic to get sniped at a government-issued liquor store. Like, dude.

• 51:31Speaker 04

  In Montgomery, Alabama.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  That's how they got you?

• 51:33Speaker 04

  But I remember the headline, I remember, uh, I can still see it, the new, we had a guy on the corner that would hold the Montgomery advertiser. And the headline was like, Montgomery catches DC sniper. So we were like.

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty huge.

• 51:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, we, you know, we did our part, dude.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  I can see that framed in many people's homes in Montgomery, for sure.

• 51:50Speaker 04

  It was a big day, dude.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  That's in the walkway.

• 51:52Speaker 05

  It says here, Tennessee derives 58% of its tax revenue from sales tax, a far higher proportion than other states. It's a low tax state, however, working-class families are paying more than their fair share. Tennessee's taxes and relies heavily on regressive sales taxes.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  Uh, so your sales taxes are unfortunately high.

• 52:07Speaker 04

  Can you find something that's not editorialized and biased?

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  Give us an opinion, dude.

• 52:12Speaker 04

  Tennessee's shameful tax policy. And you're like, come on, dude, I don't, uh, yeah, I guess sales tax is high.

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  They clipped you.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  10% on everything.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  But I do love, I, I love, I do love Tennessee. I've always had a big crush on Tennessee. Uh, but I only knew Knoxville for years when I was a kid. We never went to Nashville.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  I wish, it's one of those towns, I wish there was a comedy club. There's good comedy there. They do like a great don't tell show out there. There's a couple really nice theaters in Knoxville. But here's the thing in the South that I think people don't get, is you can't have a comedy club there because you just, you can't do shows on Saturdays there.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, football.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  College, college football.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can't enroll football. But this makes a lot of sense, actually, because all of the great clubs are in places that probably don't have good college football.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not, I guess that's not true. I mean, one of the best clubs in the country is Madison, Comedy on State, and that, Madison's a big football.

• 52:59Speaker 04

  I just don't, I mean, look, I haven't spent a ton of time in Wisconsin, but I, I have a hard time believing it's the same kind of fervor.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  But I mean dude, Wisconsin, for Midwest football, Wisconsin and Michigan are big foot, that's big football. That's, Ann Arbor is, have you been to Ann Arbor before?

• 53:15Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, I went to a game when I was there.

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  That's phenomenal. We just, we just went to one. Dude, the whole city is, it's incredible.

• 53:22Speaker 04

  Might have been the worst fans I've ever interacted with.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, why, why?

• 53:26Speaker 04

  On any level. Just the, the aggression is unmatched by any other fanbase that interact. People would just walk up to your face and, and yell at you.

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  But you were wearing Notre Dame stuff. Notre Dame, Michigan, this makes sense.

• 53:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, but we were playing there. It's not like we weren't invited.

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  But if it was another school that doesn't have so much vitriol hate for each other, like dude, this is like Michigan, Ohio State, same thing. They are going to eat each other alive.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  I know, I know, but to, to walk up to a stranger and yell in their, is cra- and it happened all...

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  Depends on what he yelled. "Good luck!"

• 54:04Speaker 04

  It was definitely not that. It was, I mean, I don't have any actual like hatred towards Michigan, but I was so struck by like, I'm used to, you know, BYU coming to campus and they're the nicest people ever. And they're like, "Hey, you wanna hang out at our tailgate? We've got some caffeine-free Diet Cokes." And then you go to Michigan and these dudes are coming out of the mill, and they're putting on their jerseys and they go, "Let's go yell at some..."

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  When they brush the coal off their shoulders after a hard day's labor.

• 54:30Speaker 04

  They call them Walmart Wolverines.

• 54:32Andrew Santino?

  Walmart Wolverines, yeah.

• 54:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz that's where they buy their gear.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 54:35Speaker 04

  And that's where they work.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  And these are the greatest people in the world. God bless Walmart and the Wolverines. God bless, God bless America. I never had any of this rivalry. Like I said, I went to Arizona State. I never felt, you know, we had this thing against Arizona, but that was like fun cuz we both sucked all the time, you know?

• 54:50Speaker 04

  You know the team I actually hate the most is Navy.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  You count them as a, what are they, what are they, they're not competition?

• 54:56Speaker 04

  We've been playing them forever.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  I know, it's not, it's not even, it's kinda whack by the way.

• 54:59Speaker 04

  I know, but, but, but what annoys me the most is every time we play them, the, the whole narrative is like, wow, the respect between these two institutions is timeless. And you're like, do I respect? I respect the Navy.

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  The Navy itself.

• 55:12Speaker 04

  Not the Naval Academy football team. We, we bulldoze you guys every year.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  Have they ever beat you?

• 55:17Speaker 04

  Uh, they've beaten us, yeah. We beat them like, I think like 40 years in a row and then, and then they beat us on the worst year. They'll, and they've had good teams every now and then.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  Goodish.

• 55:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, and they'll, and they'll, and they run the wing T, which is like a nightmare to play against. But I, I just get annoyed at how it's talked about. They go, man, you gotta respect these. I mean, the hard work, the dedication, these guys. And you're like, yeah. I agree with all of it, but like, I'm tired of hearing about it. Our kids work hard too.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  That is right.

• 55:45Speaker 04

  We dedicate our lives to it.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  Go Irish. Go Irish. Give me the lifelong, give me the lifelong record of Notre Dame versus Navy.

• 55:52Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  I guarantee you it's 98% wins for Notre Dame. There's no chance it's more than 2% of overall.

• 55:59Speaker 04

  91, 92%.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, because they come, I'm telling you, they, you know.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  They catch you on an off, they catch you when you're down?

• 56:06Speaker 04

  They catch us when they're down, when we're injury prone, and then they chop block and they do all that kind of sneaky Navy stuff.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  And then they add to a couple of injuries?

• 56:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  And they layer it?

• 56:14Speaker 04

  And all that kinda, yeah.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think for me, the rivalry thing was always fun to watch from afar and support like my dad and all that stuff, because we'd go down and watch SEC football and it was great. I had, because I kinda had no skin in the game. I just got to have, enjoy these like great football games and watch my dad just swallow the pill of Alabama beating them all the time. It was always so hard for my dad.

• 56:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, Alabama, you know what I mean? Like when you lose to Alabama, who cares? I always felt like that was like, dad, this is one of the greatest football institutions of all time.

• 56:47Speaker 04

  But there was a stretch, my childhood, I grew up in the 90s, that Alabama was not good.

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  No, yeah, there was a small time.

• 56:52Speaker 04

  And Auburn won, I think, seven years in a row, and they got a pretty big attitude about it, and I don't forget that.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, and your mom didn't, that wasn't a thing for your mom at all?

• 57:00Speaker 04

  No, she knew not to talk about football at times.

• 57:04Speaker 05

  They're leading by a lot.

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 57:07Speaker 05

  It's 81 to 13 and one tie.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  81 to 13.

• 57:12Speaker 05

  That's what it says, yeah.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  Now, do the math, young man. Do 13 divided by 81. Do it on your phone.

• 57:18Speaker 05

  13 divided by 81?

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:20Speaker 05

  Point 16. Or 16%.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ, dude. This is what I'm working with. This is what I work with.

• 57:28Speaker 04

  So, yeah, 84%. In here, we pour whiskey.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

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• 59:49Andrew Santino?

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• 1:01:47Andrew Santino?

  So wow, we were both wrong. That's pretty impressive. By the way, did you not know that if you divide that to get the percentage? Do you not know that in math stuff?

• 1:01:55Speaker 05

  I guess I didn't exactly know what you were, but then I was like, I figured it out.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit. See, the future-

• 1:01:59Speaker 05

  It also said right below, .85.

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  I need to tell you something, dude. The future is so screwed. This is a 25-year-old man, and this is who they are now.

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  They don't know how to do percentages and they don't know- They don't know geography.

• 1:02:13Speaker 04

  Dude-

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  They don't know where Wake Forest is. We're done.

• 1:02:18Speaker 05

  Have you ever heard of this? It sounds like a made-up school.

• 1:02:19Speaker 04

  Wocky Forest? I was with Zach Townsend, our mutual friend-

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my sweet prince.

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  And he told me, and I- I hope he doesn't mind me saying this.

• 1:02:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, do it.

• 1:02:29Speaker 04

  He told me he took Algebra 1 as a senior in high school.

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  And I took Algebra 1 in 8th grade.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Algebra's not senior year.

• 1:02:37Speaker 04

  So I was like, "You took Algebra as a senior?" And I go, "Do you know how to do any?" So I wrote on a piece of paper, I wrote like, "2X+1=5." And I, "Can you solve for X?" And he was like, "Could not do it." And I go, "This is insane, dude." I was doing the 12 or 13.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  He's trying to do it right now.

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  2X+1=5. You solve for X. You isolate X on one side.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  But let's be real.

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  You've seen photos of young Zach Townsend.

• 1:03:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, I get it, yeah.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  It just, you know what I mean? Math wasn't around.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  X is 2.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  How about that, man? That's good work, dude. How about that, man?

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  And you know what he's writing it on? A UPS, we missed your delivery stuff that you have to pick up. That you have to go pick up.

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  My mom was my math teacher, actually. My mom taught me algebra one.

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  Really? Taught in, in school?

• 1:03:28Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  Was that hard to have your mom as your teacher?

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  My dad was the principal and my mom was a teacher there.

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  There was one year where all six of us would leave the house and go to the same place.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  Your dad was principal?

• 1:03:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  Now, this has gotta be tough. Dad, principal, well, I'll say this. Principal in...

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  Principale.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Principal in high school versus like, what is it called in middle school or junior high? It's not principal, it's like the...

• 1:03:56Speaker 05

  It was called the principal for us.

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  Was it? Oh, I think we had a different name. But whatever it was.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  Principal in high school didn't really matter as much. I feel like principal of middle school I saw more of. It was more around. And we called it junior high. Six, seven, eight was junior high. Did you do junior high or you did it all the way up to high school?

• 1:04:11Speaker 04

  There was an elementary school, and a middle school, and a high school, but they were all linked.

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  It was in one place.

• 1:04:15Speaker 04

  They're under one umbrella where my dad was the president of that whole thing and the principal of the high school.

• 1:04:21Andrew Santino?

  Somebody grew up a billionaire. President of all the schools.

• 1:04:25Speaker 04

  If you wanna get some money, dude, get into the Catholic schooling system. Yeah, yeah, it's the honeypot.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  That, you know what? And we had, yeah, we had such separation because I think that was a part of the... They wanted to get the six, seven, eight together because it made sense and they didn't want them together with high school. And I always thought, yeah, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, makes sense. But then when I go in other parts of the country, people are like, no, I went to school with high school kids when I was in like, third grade.

• 1:04:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy!

• 1:04:50Speaker 04

  That's crazy. It's not good for either of them.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  No, that's creepy and weird. Why they need to see each other? These people don't need to be near each other in buildings. And the young kids don't need to see older kids doing wild shit.

• 1:05:01Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:05:01Andrew Santino?

  Influencing them to, to do something.

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  And you want the high school kids to feel like... They're, uh, young adults in some way. And it doesn't help when there's six-year-olds running around. You want them to feel like you have an actual, actual high school. My dad was really good about keeping it separated. He used to always quote, there's an episode of Seinfeld where George, George says, there's coffee shop George, there's relationship George, and, and George divided its, against itself cannot stand, and he would think about it like that.

• 1:05:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:30Speaker 04

  There's like, me here at home, and then there's me at the school, and I'll do my best to keep them.

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  Did, did you ever have an interaction with them? You never got in trouble?

• 1:05:38Speaker 04

  If you got in trouble, yeah, you had to go.

• 1:05:40Andrew Santino?

  Did you get in trouble as a kid? You seem like you were probably a pretty good kid.

• 1:05:42Speaker 04

  Uh, look, I was in, I was in some groups that got in trouble. I was never a trouble guy. I was always the guy that was like, guys, come on. Guys.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  The guys, come on, guys.

• 1:05:52Speaker 04

  Guys, what are we, it's not worth it. Yo, Johnny, it's not worth it, buddy. Let's, I was that guy. I was the guy, I would come with a group to TP somebody's house. But I was the guy that was like, alright, let's get, come on, let's get back. Let's get out. Yeah, we're burning here too long.

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  We already did it, let's go.

• 1:06:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, let's get out of here.

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  It's plenty of TP, let's go.

• 1:06:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was that guy. I think you need that guy on some level.

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  You do need that guy. Everyone has that guy. You need the other guy too, the guy that goes, uh, I, I wanna go a little too far. You need a little too far guy, then you need a rein it in guy.

• 1:06:23Speaker 04

  Someone to reel it back in.

• 1:06:24Andrew Santino?

  We had a little too far guy, my buddy Tommy, Tom was the man, always a little too far. A little too far where something broke, he's like, it broke a window, you're like, uh-oh.

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:32Andrew Santino?

  Didn't need to do that.

• 1:06:33Speaker 04

  You can't actually vandalize stuff.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you don't wanna, you don't wanna do something bad to the house.

• 1:06:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Andrew Santino?

  Did you guys ever do, so you TP'd, did you egg as kids?

• 1:06:40Speaker 04

  We'd never egg, so, we were, our house would get egged a lot because we were the principal's house.

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  Would you have to clean it?

• 1:06:48Speaker 04

  Senior prank every year.

• 1:06:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:50Speaker 04

  We got, our, our minivan got paint balled one year.

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  That dents a car, that will dent a car.

• 1:06:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was structural damage to our 1991 Toyota Previa with one sliding door that's.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  Shout out Previa.

• 1:07:04Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah, we got egged, TP'd, somebody took a dump in our mailbox one year.

• 1:07:10Andrew Santino?

  Clever.

• 1:07:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was pretty, I like, I still think about logistically how they did it.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, they had to put it in with their own hands.

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  Oh, I always, wow, I always assumed they did it directly into the mailbox. But I guess, you could even bag it and bring it from home, I guess.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, if, if, I think it's more creative to do it live.

• 1:07:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  We'll do it live. We'll do it live!

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  I was imagining the guy doing a handstand.

• 1:07:35Speaker 04

  Leaned up against the mailbox, but my mom. My mom would clean it up every year because here's what would happen is these kids, they'd vandalize our house. And it was never anything crazy. It was never like, uh, my dad would get out there and try to stop it or anything. It was like, just let them whatever. But they would come back in the morning when the sun was up to see it. So between when they did it in the morning, my mom would go out there and clean it up to not give them the satisfaction of seeing it. And then my mom would get a cup of coffee and sit by the front, front window and watch.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  You know what this is?

• 1:08:10Speaker 04

  This parade of uh, pickup trucks come by to.

• 1:08:13Andrew Santino?

  This is your mom putting the bat down after hitting the home run.

• 1:08:16Speaker 04

  That's what it is.

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  She didn't bat flip. Puts it down politely and jogs around the bases.

• 1:08:21Speaker 04

  That's what it is, man.

• 1:08:22Andrew Santino?

  And nods, he'll tips the hat. Thank, hello, thank you, thank you.

• 1:08:25Speaker 04

  Have a good day, boys.

• 1:08:26Andrew Santino?

  Have a good day, boys. Yeah, that's your mom serving coffee. Have a good day, boys.

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  Y'all be safe now.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  We used to do, egg was big, teepee was big, but I think one of the funniest ones that I saw as I got older. People would take toothpicks. Do you know about toothpicks in the lawn?

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  So we did it with plastic forks, but it's the same principle.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you could do anything. And they'd break, yeah. What a nightmare. And I had to mow the lawn. So that was, you'd have to get down and pick them all out.

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  Well, they did this at your house?

• 1:08:54Andrew Santino?

  People did it, well, everyone got it, you know, like.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  See, we were doing it to high profile targets, not just like a random guy.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  If you played on sports team, if you played on basketball, they would hit you if you, you know, like.

• 1:09:05Speaker 04

  From rival schools?

• 1:09:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah. Oh my god. And also internally, like if seniors would go out and they'd hit the freshmen, they'd hit the, or the JV kids would get hit.

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  So you were, were you good enough that kids from other schools, that you were a target?

• 1:09:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't, no, I don't, no, I wasn't. No, I wasn't. I think I was more of a target because people, the redhead thing, they were like, we gotta get that guy for something. You know what I mean? Like, he's like, that stupid ginger, we gotta light him up. That's how I was more of a target. But I touched a lot of bases. I was friends with kind of a lot of, because when I moved, when we moved to the suburbs from downtown. Um, my first year.

• 1:09:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh, of schooling, guys that I met, they all went to a different high school. So I lost all the friends that I made right away. My childhood best friend, we went to different high schools. Which was, which kinda stunk. And I would try to go over there and, and I would hang with them, then I'd try to make new friends at mine, but it was tough because all these guys I knew, they went to another high school.

• 1:10:00Speaker 04

  Would you ever go over there and eat lunch during their school day?

• 1:10:02Andrew Santino?

  Nah, I'd be so sad though to show up. Show over my little bag lunch. Hi guys. It's not going good over there, Osantino. No, but I, but it stunk because I was trying to do both and I, I was trying to make new friends a lot. And then also, keep those old friends, but they're also growing into new groups. That was the hardest part. Was making new friends at a, at a new school with half of the kids got divided into some other spot. Your school probably wasn't big enough for that to happen.

• 1:10:28Speaker 04

  So I, I moved to Nashville in the middle of high school.

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did?

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  So between my sophomore and junior year, I moved to Nashville. My high school in Alabama, about 250 kids.

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  The whole school?

• 1:10:37Speaker 04

  The whole school.

• 1:10:37Andrew Santino?

  Good god.

• 1:10:38Speaker 04

  And, uh, the one in Nashville, about 650. So it was like, it felt huge to me at the time. Now, we did this thing called family lunch once a week. At my high school in Tennessee, where you were, you got this random group and that was your family all year. And then once a week, you sat at a table with your family and they had a family style lunch, like bowls and you pass it around. And the idea was to prevent, just exactly what you're talking about.

• 1:11:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:03Speaker 04

  You, you meet a lot of kids you wouldn't normally sit with. Oh yeah, I remember.

• 1:11:08Andrew Santino?

  Give me the first names.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  Cole, uh, Cole Tucker, uh, uh, Bree, uh, Jeremy. Yeah, I remember that.

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  Did you all have to assume a family role? Like, were you the pop up?

• 1:11:21Speaker 04

  I sat at the head. I led the prayer before the meal.

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  That's fascinating though. Well, I mean dude, my high school, when I was there was 3,600, something like that in the whole school?

• 1:11:32Speaker 04

  High, nine through

• 1:11:34Andrew Santino?

  High school, yeah, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

• 1:11:36Speaker 04

  Thirty-six hundred?

• 1:11:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and there are twin, two sis- two sister.

• 1:11:38Speaker 04

  That's a college.

• 1:11:39Andrew Santino?

  I mean dude, I think right now, they probably are over four thousand if you look them up. Was that Chicago? No, no, no, no, high school, high school, high school, it's Naperville. Naperville North and Naperville Central.

• 1:11:48Speaker 04

  Thirty-six hundred kids?

• 1:11:48Andrew Santino?

  Look up Naperville North, Naperville Central, I think they're, yeah, and the burbs are, dude, western suburbs of Chicago is massive. And by the way.

• 1:11:54Speaker 04

  That's, I mean.

• 1:11:55Andrew Santino?

  There's six other schools of this size in the, in, what is it? Naperville North, twenty-eight hundred. Twenty-eight hundred now?

• 1:12:02Speaker 04

  Things are going great in Chicago.

• 1:12:04Andrew Santino?

  There was a lot more back in the old days. What's the other one, Central? What's Central, yeah, maybe that's higher?

• 1:12:08Speaker 04

  They're going to better, smaller schools.

• 1:12:10Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-eight hun- well, they're probably going to private schools, to be honest with you.

• 1:12:12Speaker 04

  Oh, it's a public school?

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  It's, oh, dude, public boy right here, baby, my whole life, you can tell, public kid.

• 1:12:17Speaker 04

  I didn't know if you were going for a high five just now.

• 1:12:18Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, you don't want to do that.

• 1:12:19Speaker 04

  I don't go to any public institutions.

• 1:12:20Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, you're smart, that's why you're a bright kid, I'm an idiot. Twenty-five hundred. So twenty-five and twenty-eight.

• 1:12:25Speaker 04

  I mean, that's still so big.

• 1:12:27Andrew Santino?

  And they're right next to each other.

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  I thought six fifty was cra- I mean.

• 1:12:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, we, no, six fifty was probably in my class, let alone the high school, you know? Mine was seventeen hundred. Seventeen.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  So you would just not know kids at your school?

• 1:12:39Andrew Santino?

  Most, you didn't know most, you just didn't know most kids, that was just a normal thing.

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  I knew everybody, dude.

• 1:12:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know, and for, and for me, oh, well, you know, like, and, or I'd meet kids years later, after getting a little bit of like, success or people knowing me, and people would be like, dude, we went to high school together, it's like, I'm, you know, and we don't even know that. Oh, you know who went to high school that was a year younger than me, was James Holthausauer, the Jeopardy champion. Never heard of the guy in my entire life, was a class below me.

• 1:13:05Speaker 04

  He wasn't on the Quiz Bowl team or something at school, you didn't know him?

• 1:13:08Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, he was a year or two below me, and never heard of the guy in my entire life, but, you know, but I mean, yeah, that would happen, you'd hear, you'd hear people that have come through, they're like, oh, yeah, they were like, a freshman when you were a senior, and now they're like an Olympic athlete or something.

• 1:13:22Speaker 04

  Man.

• 1:13:23Andrew Santino?

  It was crazy.

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  James Holthausauer.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  James, isn't that his name?

• 1:13:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just like watching him play, you play Jeopardy?

• 1:13:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, are you kidding me?

• 1:13:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm so bad at it.

• 1:13:31Speaker 04

  Have you done a Celebrity Jeopardy or anything?

• 1:13:33Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm a little scared of being embarrassed, because I'm too so stupid.

• 1:13:35Speaker 04

  You would be, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm too stupid.

• 1:13:36Speaker 04

  But the Celebrity Jeopardy, they're, the questions are so easy.

• 1:13:39Andrew Santino?

  Are they stuff like, uh, is a horn filled with air, is it stuff like that?

• 1:13:45Andrew Santino?

  Any of that kinda stuff?

• 1:13:46Speaker 04

  Touche, touche. Dude, I had a buddy, this is so funny, I was just talking about it. I had a buddy, we had a, at my high school, there's, it was called the Hand in Hand program. It was a, uh, kids with special needs. And, uh, there are a couple of classes, they would be integrated with the normal classes. So you'd have a kid with special needs.

• 1:14:01Andrew Santino?

  You don't have to say "normal", but that's, that's offensive.

• 1:14:03Speaker 04

  Well, uh, um, neurotypical, I don't know the right word.

• 1:14:07Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 1:14:08Speaker 04

  I don't know the LA terminology, I'm sorry.

• 1:14:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:11Speaker 04

  But, we had one class where the teacher, I guess the teacher, you know, we'd take these tests on these Scantrons that were

• 1:14:18Andrew Santino?

  I hated Scantrons.

• 1:14:18Speaker 04

  Graded automatic.

• 1:14:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they'd sip, "Yeeeh, yeeeh, yeeeh".

• 1:14:21Speaker 04

  So.

• 1:14:22Andrew Santino?

  Fail.

• 1:14:22Speaker 04

  And a teacher who, whether it was laziness or whatever, but he would give the, the kid from the Hand in Hand program, he would give them a different test than the ones we're taking, where the questions are a lot easier. But the answers would be the same. So that he could scan it with the other.

• 1:14:39Andrew Santino?

  You wanted to get one of those.

• 1:14:40Speaker 04

  So I had, I knew a guy who kind of allegedly cheated off the other kid. Cause his test would be like, "The colors of the flag are red, white, and blank." So he would do... And I remember, I was, I was like, "That might be like the lowest thing I've ever heard."

• 1:14:58Andrew Santino?

  Bad, that's bad.

• 1:14:59Speaker 04

  You could do, uh, it was so funny.

• 1:15:00Andrew Santino?

  You gotta, you gotta repent for that just a little bit.

• 1:15:02Speaker 04

  You do a little bit.

• 1:15:03Andrew Santino?

  You have to make up for that.

• 1:15:03Speaker 04

  And we got a chapel right there in the building, stop down.

• 1:15:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's kinda what it is.

• 1:15:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:06Andrew Santino?

  You do a little cheating off of Hand in Hand.

• 1:15:09Speaker 04

  Slide right over to confession.

• 1:15:10Andrew Santino?

  Slide right in. "Father, I have sinned."

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  "It's been 10 minutes since my last confession." Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:16Andrew Santino?

  We had a, we had the program, I, I did it, uh, what was it, my senior year, I think. I sacrificed my early dismissal. My girlfriend at the time, the girl I was dating was a junior, so a year younger than me. And I sacrificed my early dismissal, and I did a program kinda like that, where it was like staying for a period after to help, uh, help out kids, the handicapped kids. It was honestly the most fun I had had in high school. And I thought, at one point, I said to my mom, "Maybe I'll do this, maybe I'll do this, something like this for a living." Cause it was so... I don't know, man, it was the most fun I had ever had. It was like they were happy to see you. Every other class I walked into, nobody's happy to see you.

• 1:15:59Andrew Santino?

  There you go, he's loading up.

• 1:16:00Speaker 04

  Yeah. We had to do, I think, 80 hours of community service to go to the next grades. I worked at a nursing home.

• 1:16:05Andrew Santino?

  Did you?

• 1:16:06Speaker 04

  In high school, yeah.

• 1:16:07Andrew Santino?

  That's, see, that's depressing to me.

• 1:16:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:09Andrew Santino?

  They're on their way out.

• 1:16:10Speaker 04

  You know what, it was a nice nursing home.

• 1:16:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:16:12Speaker 04

  I think it was a nursing home for wealthy.

• 1:16:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, rich old people.

• 1:16:16Speaker 04

  Rich old people, so it wasn't, I mean, it wasn't great, it was still sad in a lot of ways.

• 1:16:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they were still well to do.

• 1:16:21Speaker 04

  There was one woman who would, every day would pack up a suitcase and wait by the door.

• 1:16:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 1:16:26Speaker 04

  Cause she thought, every day she thought her family was picking her up. And it was brutal, dude, and I'm like, you wanna play bingo?

• 1:16:37Speaker 04

  So I was the bingo caller and then I washed dishes.

• 1:16:39Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  And I did that, uh, after school for a long time.

• 1:16:42Andrew Santino?

  Good news with that is not a lot of dishes, they don't eat much.

• 1:16:44Speaker 04

  No, dude, I, I've told, I, this is, I told this story, uh, before, but I, you know, I was a, I was a growing boy back then.

• 1:16:51Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:16:52Speaker 04

  Sixteen, seventeen.

• 1:16:53Andrew Santino?

  Still growing.

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• 1:17:30Andrew Santino?

  So it seems?

• 1:17:31Speaker 04

  I was growing in different ways.

• 1:17:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:17:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, but I would be hungry working back there, right? So it's like any job, any kitchen, you eat a little bit off of the plate.

• 1:17:40Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:17:41Speaker 04

  So, every now and then, a french fry day, it was big, I'd just eat the french fries off the plate. So I'd get the plate back, I'd eat some of the french fries and wash the plate. And I remember a nurse walked back and saw me eating the french fry, and she goes, "Oh, honey, no." And I go, "What's wrong?" She goes, "A lot of our residents just suck the salt off the french fries." And then put it back on the plate. And I was like, I probably eaten a thousand of those french fries.

• 1:18:12Andrew Santino?

  Just seeing an old person soaking on a fry, putting it down.

• 1:18:15Speaker 04

  Putting it back on, and then I'm munching on them back in the kitchen.

• 1:18:18Andrew Santino?

  Like, I see the cutaway now in my head of a flashback to just like,

• 1:18:22Andrew Santino?

  "There's been a more salt." "Okay, Dolores, we'll put more salt on there for you." That's so funny.

• 1:18:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, uh, good memories there.

• 1:18:31Andrew Santino?

  Good, great, great memories. Did you ever think you were gonna get left something? Like, did you ever buddy up to someone who maybe had some money to leave you? You never even thought about it.

• 1:18:40Speaker 04

  No, I never.

• 1:18:40Andrew Santino?

  You never even thought about it.

• 1:18:41Speaker 04

  I never thought to manipulate people in need like that, but, uh...

• 1:18:46Speaker 04

  I talked to him, I, I remember talking to him, and they were like, "Yeah, dude, after, after the war," they'd always say, "The war."

• 1:18:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's always "the war."

• 1:18:53Speaker 04

  Their life was before the war and after the war, which that's 9/11 for me.

• 1:18:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that is.

• 1:18:58Speaker 04

  Before 9/11, after 9/11. I wonder what the next thing will be.

• 1:19:01Andrew Santino?

  Covid is a lot for this generation, right?

• 1:19:02Speaker 04

  Covid, yeah, right. Covid's eclipsed 9/11.

• 1:19:05Andrew Santino?

  They always say, "Pre-Covid, post-Covid." Particularly because his generation was in co- in co- the, the heart of college during... Second half of my college.

• 1:19:13Speaker 04

  Oh, that, man, that's br- you should just go back and do another two.

• 1:19:17Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 1:19:18Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:19:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I got it. You, you know, you know how fine it is for this little brat? He's 25.

• 1:19:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:24Andrew Santino?

  He lives alone. He has his, his own apartment at 25 years old. So he's doing well enough that he has money in his savings, and he's got his own apartment, so he is...

• 1:19:33Andrew Santino?

  Covid did him well. Let's say that.

• 1:19:35Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:36Andrew Santino?

  I've told him many times, I've done this old man ranting, that I was like, "25, dude, I would live with three men in one bathroom."

• 1:19:41Speaker 04

  I've never lived alone.

• 1:19:42Andrew Santino?

  You only went from roommates to wife.

• 1:19:44Speaker 04

  I went from roommates to, to wife, yeah. Brothers to roommates to, yeah, in college, and then roommates, yeah. I've never lived alone.

• 1:19:52Andrew Santino?

  So say, "Thank you, thank you, I'm blessed." Thank you, I'm blessed. #Blessed. I mean, truly, though, it is pretty, uh, I had, you know, I had roommates, uh, up until, you know, I finally got my, like, my feet on the ground and was doing stuff in my 30s, but man, forever, I did remember a time where I got into a fight with my roommates, and I thought... Do I have to do this forever? Do I have to live with some, another human?

• 1:20:18Speaker 04

  Were you a good roommate, or were you, I mean, were you chipping in?

• 1:20:20Andrew Santino?

  Unfortunately, unfortunately, he'll tell you too, I'm a neat freak. So to my, it stinks because I did everything all the time.

• 1:20:28Speaker 04

  And were you confrontational to your roommates when they weren't neat?

• 1:20:30Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent. It would bother me so much. It's like, dude, you can't leave this stuff out. That's disgusting.

• 1:20:34Speaker 04

  You just can't let things go.

• 1:20:35Andrew Santino?

  The food, the food stuff?

• 1:20:37Speaker 04

  You don't like people being different from how you live and stuff?

• 1:20:38Andrew Santino?

  That's right, that's right. You get in line with me or get away. I didn't mind mess, but food bothered me the most. Food was, if food is out, it's so gross to me.

• 1:20:48Speaker 04

  So like dishes, you use a plate, once you're done, you wash the plate and put it away?

• 1:20:52Andrew Santino?

  I just put it in the dishwasher. That's what the dishwasher is.

• 1:20:54Speaker 04

  But you don't, so you don't put it in the sink?

• 1:20:56Andrew Santino?

  Do not let it sit. There's no need.

• 1:20:57Speaker 04

  Let it pile up?

• 1:20:57Andrew Santino?

  No need. That's silly. It doesn't even make sense. It's right next to the dishwasher.

• 1:21:00Speaker 04

  Do you mow the grass every day?

• 1:21:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:21:03Speaker 04

  No, you wait until it's a problem and then you knock it out all at once?

• 1:21:06Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. You have to wait till it grows. That's for the health of the grass, but that's something you don't know about.

• 1:21:12Andrew Santino?

  Let's cut to a true green glass, grass ad.

• 1:21:14Speaker 04

  Dude, that was my, one of my baseball teams growing up, true, true green, true green Camelon.

• 1:21:19Andrew Santino?

  Camelon?

• 1:21:20Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, dude.

• 1:21:20Andrew Santino?

  Camelon's getting sued right now, I think, to the nth degree, right? Didn't they have all a bunch of, oh no, no, that's a, a, a, a, a, what's the other one? They just got a huge lawsuit because they had stuff in there. They had chemicals that they found.

• 1:21:32Speaker 04

  Monsanto?

• 1:21:33Andrew Santino?

  No, no, what's the, no, no, no. It's the company that makes, um, the weed killer stuff.

• 1:21:38Speaker 04

  Roundup.

• 1:21:39Andrew Santino?

  Roundup. Roundup got in trouble. By the way, they still sell it.

• 1:21:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it works great.

• 1:21:44Andrew Santino?

  It does. It's amazing.

• 1:21:46Speaker 04

  It'll destroy those weeds.

• 1:21:47Andrew Santino?

  Roundup is, they got sued pretty bad and then they said they had to take it off the shelf. But this is the same thing that, uh, if you've ever seen the documentary, I've talked about it, The Devil We Know. It's about Teflon. And Teflon is in your blood. It's so bad.

• 1:22:00Speaker 04

  Teflon?

• 1:22:02Andrew Santino?

  Teflon.

• 1:22:02Speaker 04

  What is Teflon?

• 1:22:03Andrew Santino?

  Teflon is a, uh,

• 1:22:04Speaker 04

  If you had to describe Teflon.

• 1:22:05Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's a chemical that is used in non-stick pans traditionally. That's what we know Teflon is.

• 1:22:10Speaker 04

  Like, uh, bulletproof vests.

• 1:22:12Andrew Santino?

  It's also in there. It's also in your sweater. It's in your shoes. This is Tef, those, those,

• 1:22:15Speaker 04

  And it's in my brain and the water supply.

• 1:22:17Andrew Santino?

  Sadly, it is.

• 1:22:18Speaker 04

  It's like microplastics.

• 1:22:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a little bit more harmful.

• 1:22:21Speaker 04

  Okay, good.

• 1:22:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And it's in everybody's blood and they dated it all the way, they could date it back to the Korean War. Post-Korean War. After the war, we all got Teflon. And everybody got Teflon in their blood because it was used so readily in so many products. Uh, that, and when I say everybody, globally. This is not just America. So Teflon became such a problem. This documentary talks about it. 3M said, We don't make that version of the chemical anymore.

• 1:22:47Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, so, so it's, this is not a brand, this is a...

• 1:22:50Andrew Santino?

  Teflon is a chemical compound that...

• 1:22:52Speaker 04

  Okay, I thought it was like Styrofoam.

• 1:22:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right.

• 1:22:54Speaker 04

  That's a brand name.

• 1:22:54Andrew Santino?

  But it should be a brand.

• 1:22:55Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:22:56Andrew Santino?

  Who makes Styrofoam? We, everybody.

• 1:22:57Speaker 04

  Styrofoam is a brand.

• 1:22:58Andrew Santino?

  It is?

• 1:22:59Speaker 04

  Styrofoam's a brand name.

• 1:23:00Andrew Santino?

  And Teflon is technically a brand name for the chemical...

• 1:23:02Speaker 04

  Look at that, dude. Why don't you research this stuff before you bring it up on the podcast?

• 1:23:05Andrew Santino?

  Sorry about that, I apologize, that's my fault.

• 1:23:07Speaker 04

  I ask a very reasonable follow-up question.

• 1:23:09Andrew Santino?

  Right, right. Minnesota mining and manufacturing. Yeah.

• 1:23:15Andrew Santino?

  Styrofoam.

• 1:23:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:16Andrew Santino?

  Who makes it?

• 1:23:17Speaker 04

  Styrofoam.

• 1:23:18Andrew Santino?

  Styrofoam makes Styrofoam? But other companies are allowed to call their Styrofoam...

• 1:23:21Speaker 04

  But they don't call it Styrofoam, they call it foam or something.

• 1:23:23Andrew Santino?

  Foam packaging.

• 1:23:24Speaker 04

  Foam packaging, yeah, they don't use the...

• 1:23:25Andrew Santino?

  Maybe like tissues, where... Q-tips.

• 1:23:27Speaker 04

  Exactly, it's like Kleenex, Xerox, Coke, I still call all sodas Coke because...

• 1:23:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, because they are.

• 1:23:32Speaker 04

  Geographically, yeah.

• 1:23:33Andrew Santino?

  I call it pop. Pop.

• 1:23:35Speaker 04

  Pop is crazy.

• 1:23:37Andrew Santino?

  Midwest for life, baby.

• 1:23:38Speaker 04

  Do you call the water fountain a bubbler too?

• 1:23:41Andrew Santino?

  No, that's, uh, that's, that's southern, that's...

• 1:23:43Speaker 04

  It's not a southern, no, not at all.

• 1:23:44Andrew Santino?

  It's not us, we don't say bubblers. That's east coast maybe somewhere.

• 1:23:46Speaker 04

  I'm guessing Wisconsin area.

• 1:23:48Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, I think bubblers east coast.

• 1:23:49Speaker 04

  No, no, no, I'm thinking Milwaukee, they're calling it bubblers. Yeah, dude, once again...

• 1:23:53Andrew Santino?

  Wisconsin and New England. New England, that's what I said.

• 1:23:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're both right.

• 1:23:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're both right.

• 1:23:57Speaker 04

  What a beautiful moment, dude.

• 1:23:58Andrew Santino?

  As we did.

• 1:23:59Speaker 04

  What a beautiful moment.

• 1:23:59Andrew Santino?

  Because when I, east coast, they say bub, yeah, bubblous. No, in, in, in Chicago, what do we call water fountain? Hazardous.

• 1:24:08Speaker 04

  Drinking fountain.

• 1:24:09Andrew Santino?

  We don't do, we don't drink out of them though. Not in Chicago.

• 1:24:11Speaker 04

  What do you use them for?

• 1:24:12Andrew Santino?

  Usually hit a hose, dude, that's for homeless to wash themselves. You gotta hit a hose, my friend.

• 1:24:16Speaker 04

  You're talking about a spigot.

• 1:24:18Andrew Santino?

  A spigot?

• 1:24:18Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, I'm talking about a...

• 1:24:19Andrew Santino?

  Go suck on that spigot, boy!

• 1:24:21Speaker 04

  Suck on that spigot. Hose water, I drank a lot of hose water growing up, so there's probably...

• 1:24:25Andrew Santino?

  It's a way to live.

• 1:24:26Speaker 04

  Teflon's all in me, dude.

• 1:24:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, but hose water probably was... Probably better for you than, than fountain water. It tastes so good. Because fountain water, I always thought about this, when we played basketball at the park and you'd go get a drink of fountain water, birds poop, poop all over it. You're, the hose at the house never, it's never, there's no poop on the hose.

• 1:24:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:47Andrew Santino?

  The hose never got contaminated.

• 1:24:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:49Andrew Santino?

  The way that a water fountain does.

• 1:24:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I'm not getting my mouth too much on the outside of it.

• 1:24:53Andrew Santino?

  That's on.

• 1:24:53Speaker 04

  I'm just staying on the edge.

• 1:24:54Andrew Santino?

  You're staying on the edge.

• 1:24:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Inside, I don't know what it is.

• 1:24:59Andrew Santino?

  We had, we had, I remember in high school, there was the high water fountain and the low water fountain, you know what I mean?

• 1:25:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:05Andrew Santino?

  And this was crazy. A kid we went to high school with got, um, oh my god. He had to get like his hand and his foot amputated because he got, what's the, what is the bacterial meningitis?

• 1:25:19Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:20Andrew Santino?

  And they claimed it was from the water fountain and then someone said, don't worry, it's the low ones. And we used the high ones and I was like, oh my god. This took it back to like civil rights, they were like, it ain't, it ain't our fountains. But bacterial meningi, or no, no, sorry, viral meningitis.

• 1:25:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:38Andrew Santino?

  Whatever the one is that you.

• 1:25:39Speaker 04

  VM.

• 1:25:39Andrew Santino?

  VM? Which one is it?

• 1:25:41Speaker 05

  It said, well, it's where you could potentially get a fatal brain infection, uh, meningitis from water. Not from drinking water from a fountain, but water entering your nose.

• 1:25:50Andrew Santino?

  So you caught some up the nose and got some meningitis from?

• 1:25:53Speaker 04

  So if he would have drank properly, it would have been fine.

• 1:25:55Andrew Santino?

  And I said that, we all said that to him.

• 1:25:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:57Andrew Santino?

  I said, you ought to know better.

• 1:25:58Speaker 04

  You gotta learn how to drink.

• 1:25:59Andrew Santino?

  You lose a hand, you lose a foot for something like that.

• 1:26:00Speaker 04

  We would get three seconds on the water fountain. Teacher's standing there, one, two, three.

• 1:26:03Andrew Santino?

  One, two, three, you gotta go?

• 1:26:05Speaker 04

  That's all you got. Save some for the fishes.

• 1:26:07Andrew Santino?

  What if you're thirsty? That's insane.

• 1:26:09Speaker 04

  This is before everybody talked about hydration.

• 1:26:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:26:13Speaker 04

  Hydration was never a thing.

• 1:26:14Andrew Santino?

  This is when kids used to throw up and pass out at football practice and they were like, get up!

• 1:26:18Speaker 04

  Still got color in it. You got, you got work to do, buddy.

• 1:26:22Speaker 05

  That's why they say we look so much younger. Like if you look at like a, a, a thirty year old from the fifties, how like people used to look older.

• 1:26:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they never drank water.

• 1:26:29Speaker 05

  They never drank water and they were smoking more.

• 1:26:30Speaker 04

  No, they drank, I mean, they drank this.

• 1:26:32Andrew Santino?

  This all day.

• 1:26:32Speaker 04

  And, and three packs of cigarettes and then they, you know, went home and.

• 1:26:36Andrew Santino?

  That is what's funny when somebody goes, look at how more mature everybody looked back then. Like they were closer to dying. They were gonna die at thirty-eight. That's why.

• 1:26:44Speaker 04

  At old age, yeah.

• 1:26:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that was, that was, that was, they were retiring at twenty-six.

• 1:26:48Speaker 05

  They looked terrible.

• 1:26:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It is funny to see pictures of my grandfather. When he was young, he did look, at sixteen, there was like a photo, I remember my grandfather at sixteen. He looks forty, my age, he looks like a forty-year-old man at sixteen.

• 1:27:03Speaker 04

  I think, well, life, life was tougher back then, right?

• 1:27:05Andrew Santino?

  It was awful.

• 1:27:06Speaker 04

  It'll do that to you. George Washington led an army at sixteen.

• 1:27:09Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 1:27:10Speaker 04

  I actually have no idea if that's true.

• 1:27:12Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:27:14Andrew Santino?

  Wait, but by the way.

• 1:27:14Speaker 04

  Before I get fact checked.

• 1:27:15Andrew Santino?

  How old was Washington when they crossed the Potomac? How old was he? Let's take a, let's take a guess.

• 1:27:19Speaker 04

  I, I honestly think he was 25 tops.

• 1:27:23Andrew Santino?

  I'd say 35.

• 1:27:24Speaker 04

  Cause I think he was leading men into battle as a teenager.

• 1:27:28Andrew Santino?

  I say he's in his mid 30s across the Potomac.

• 1:27:30Speaker 04

  Which seems insane now.

• 1:27:31Andrew Santino?

  How old is he?

• 1:27:32Speaker 05

  He was born in 1732 and they crossed the Potomac in 76.

• 1:27:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, so he was 34.

• 1:27:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow. I was right on, I said 35.

• 1:27:41Speaker 04

  How about, he was my age. Imagine me leading.

• 1:27:44Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 1:27:45Speaker 05

  76 minus 32.

• 1:27:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, 44, 44, we're dumb.

• 1:27:50Speaker 04

  That was tough, dude.

• 1:27:50Andrew Santino?

  That was bad.

• 1:27:51Speaker 05

  No, I looked, I used the calculator.

• 1:27:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, no, that's right, 44.

• 1:27:54Speaker 04

  That is, should be able to do that in your head.

• 1:27:55Andrew Santino?

  So he's closer to my age.

• 1:27:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:57Andrew Santino?

  Wow, imagine me leading people. It's okay.

• 1:27:59Speaker 04

  And I took Algebra I in middle school.

• 1:28:01Andrew Santino?

  Don't, don't, don't do that with a hat. You show your face and be proud. Don't do that, don't tip it down.

• 1:28:05Speaker 04

  My mom's a math teacher.

• 1:28:07Speaker 05

  But I think he did fight in the French and Indian War too. I think he was a commander.

• 1:28:10Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think he was a teenager when he was, he was.

• 1:28:13Andrew Santino?

  Look that up, was Washington a teenager as a? But imagine at my age now, leading men across the Potomac. Like, to me, by the way, the men I am leading are 15 and 16 years old, most of them. So, imagine me with a group of high school sophomore boys, trying to get them to do anything.

• 1:28:28Speaker 04

  And you got a drummer boy who's like 10.

• 1:28:32Speaker 05

  He was 21 when he joined the Virginia militia.

• 1:28:35Andrew Santino?

  21 years old, yeah.

• 1:28:36Speaker 04

  So 16, pretty close to 16.

• 1:28:38Andrew Santino?

  Pretty close, right there, a neighbor.

• 1:28:40Speaker 04

  Spitting distance, I think.

• 1:28:41Andrew Santino?

  By the way, the little drummer boy, what's an unnecessary casualty? Cause you know he got shot. You know they killed the drummer boy, almost always. He first wanted to go.

• 1:28:50Speaker 04

  I'm guessing that was like some type of war crime.

• 1:28:53Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:28:53Speaker 04

  To kill the drummer boy.

• 1:28:54Andrew Santino?

  You know it happened on accident. If you ever see how these guns were shot, they hit things on accident.

• 1:28:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, they don't, yeah.

• 1:28:59Andrew Santino?

  There was no aim, you aimed here, it shot there.

• 1:29:01Speaker 04

  You just go, yeah, you, you aim forward, that's about it.

• 1:29:04Andrew Santino?

  That way.

• 1:29:05Speaker 04

  But didn't the drummer boy, I think their function was they would communicate instructions.

• 1:29:09Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:29:09Speaker 04

  Through the drum.

• 1:29:10Andrew Santino?

  And timing of, of the.

• 1:29:11Speaker 04

  But why did it have to be a boy?

• 1:29:13Andrew Santino?

  Little drummer girl?

• 1:29:15Speaker 04

  Well, no, I mean.

• 1:29:16Andrew Santino?

  The little drummer girl? No, make it a little drummer girl. Put a girl out there.

• 1:29:23Andrew Santino?

  I wanna play with dolls. You're gonna be drumming for the soldiers, Sally. What am I, I've told you. You got picked.

• 1:29:29Speaker 04

  War, I think it's Napoleonic warfare it's called. The way those wars used to work is insane when you think about it.

• 1:29:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:35Speaker 04

  Just line up and walk towards each other.

• 1:29:37Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 1:29:38Speaker 04

  Crazy.

• 1:29:39Andrew Santino?

  I also like it that they told you, it was almost like a date. It was like a war date.

• 1:29:42Speaker 04

  And people picnic out and watch.

• 1:29:44Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:29:44Speaker 04

  They bring, they go, get some sandwiches together. We got the Battle of Gettysburgs tomorrow.

• 1:29:49Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty cool to not sneak, like sneak war was considered kind of a disgusting act of like sabotage. And that, that was, but so.

• 1:29:56Speaker 04

  It was like what Mel Gibson did in The Patriot.

• 1:29:59Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say what he did on PCH was pretty bad.

• 1:30:03Andrew Santino?

  That was really bad what he said to that cop.

• 1:30:06Andrew Santino?

  It was a little bit worse than The Patriot. But he was being a patriot. God bless Mel. Hope you're well.

• 1:30:11Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 1:30:13Andrew Santino?

  Hope you're well, Mel. He's back, by the way. He's making movies. You know that, right? He's back in effect.

• 1:30:17Speaker 04

  Are they doing well, the movies?

• 1:30:19Andrew Santino?

  I think he, I think he's like back in full swing. Is he not?

• 1:30:22Speaker 04

  Ready to. I mean, even Passion of the Christ.

• 1:30:24Andrew Santino?

  Passion of the Christ killed.

• 1:30:25Speaker 04

  Was one of the highest grossing I've rated. I remember, I, I saw.

• 1:30:28Andrew Santino?

  That's not a surprise.

• 1:30:29Speaker 04

  I saw Passion of the Christ in the theater.

• 1:30:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:31Speaker 04

  Came out on Good Friday, I remember. And I watched it.

• 1:30:34Andrew Santino?

  Great marketing.

• 1:30:35Speaker 04

  I went with, oh, it's perfect timing.

• 1:30:36Andrew Santino?

  I mean.

• 1:30:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, you can't put it on Christmas. And I went with my grandpa and my siblings. And I remember a guy in front of us had nachos.

• 1:30:46Andrew Santino?

  At the Passion of the Christ?

• 1:30:47Speaker 04

  At the Passion of the Christ. And I remember thinking, I know there's a concession saying that that's how they make their money at these places. Like, what a bizarre juxtaposition.

• 1:30:56Andrew Santino?

  Also, let's be very real here. Everyone in the room, at a movie theater, I am almost never getting nachos. You're getting popcorn.

• 1:31:05Speaker 04

  It's something to get for the Marvel movie.

• 1:31:08Andrew Santino?

  Any, any movie. Yeah, any movie.

• 1:31:09Speaker 04

  Like, you're watching The Scourging at the Pillars and this guy's just eating nachos. I was like, yeah, I feel like I'm going to hell for eating popcorn at this movie. Nachos is like, yeah, it's almost like you showed up to root against Jesus in that film. If you have nachos.

• 1:31:25Andrew Santino?

  God, God, Jesus did not like Bunch of Crunch. Put that down.

• 1:31:29Speaker 04

  That guy left before the resurrection.

• 1:31:30Andrew Santino?

  For sure, for sure.

• 1:31:31Speaker 04

  I saw everything I wanted to see.

• 1:31:33Andrew Santino?

  I know what happens.

• 1:31:34Speaker 05

  I looked at Mel Gibson, he has a, he has a government position right now.

• 1:31:38Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:31:38Speaker 05

  He's the special ambassador.

• 1:31:40Andrew Santino?

  Man, Trump is going off.

• 1:31:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's the special ambassador to Hollywood.

• 1:31:43Speaker 04

  Ha, oh, I thought Australia, because he's Australian.

• 1:31:46Speaker 05

  With Sylvester Stallone and Jon Voight, but it's, it's an incumbent position that was created on January 20th, 2025.

• 1:31:51Speaker 04

  The ambassador to Hollywood? What's he doing? Just kinda, just checking in every now and then?

• 1:31:55Andrew Santino?

  Checking in. What's going on over there?

• 1:31:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. What's the casting look like?

• 1:31:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, I think what they're, what they're trying to do, and Gavin Newsom and all these guys, they're trying to, uh, yeah, propaganda, but also try to, uh, uh, get this city some financial, uh...

• 1:32:09Speaker 04

  And you're going on, uh, Newsom's podcast next week.

• 1:32:13Andrew Santino?

  He's on this, I think. Isn't he coming around after this?

• 1:32:14Speaker 04

  Coming up in 30 minutes.

• 1:32:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Big fan. He right now-

• 1:32:17Speaker 04

  You had to push it back for me?

• 1:32:19Andrew Santino?

  For you. Are you kidding me?

• 1:32:20Speaker 04

  Aaron's running a little late. Governor, why don't you sit back?

• 1:32:22Andrew Santino?

  Aaron Weber, Gavin Newsom? No, he's gonna come. He's at Friends Laundry right now, I think. He's, he's up there eating another meal at one of his vineyards or something. Thanks for ruining everything, bud.

• 1:32:32Andrew Santino?

  Alright, um, Aaron, I love you. I appreciate you so much.

• 1:32:35Speaker 04

  Thank you for having me.

• 1:32:36Andrew Santino?

  Please, everybody-

• 1:32:37Speaker 04

  You're on my Mount Rushmore of nice guys.

• 1:32:40Andrew Santino?

  Get out of town.

• 1:32:41Speaker 04

  I'm not even kidding.

• 1:32:42Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:32:42Speaker 04

  I've made, I've made, yeah, I have my Mount Rushmore of nice guys.

• 1:32:45Andrew Santino?

  I'm up there?

• 1:32:46Speaker 04

  And it sounds reductive of you as a comedian, and it's not.

• 1:32:48Andrew Santino?

  I don't, honestly, I couldn't care less. The comedian thing is the thing that I do, that I have to do. That, that just puts the lights on. The nice guy thing is what I really want.

• 1:32:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're on the Mount Rushmore.

• 1:32:57Andrew Santino?

  I'll take it. Uh, please go watch Aaron's special right now, uh, available everywhere, but it's specifically-

• 1:33:06Speaker 04

  Specifically YouTube.

• 1:33:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, specifically on YouTube.

• 1:33:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:33:08Andrew Santino?

  But are you putting it up on VOD sites at all, or no? Like on, on, uh, people do this now, this big, Amazon and Tubi and all this stuff on these things?

• 1:33:16Speaker 04

  I think it'll be, it'll be distributed in different ways down the line.

• 1:33:19Andrew Santino?

  Because that's, I was just talking to, like, Kelsey Cook, we were just talking to her about that. She was like, I wanted it to be across all these platforms, and now they make it easier to, like, throw it up on here, and then you feature it on, and I was like, this is the future of stand-up. Instead of just going, it's on, this one, I think the hope is- Can it be across so many platforms that other people who don't use whatever app we're on can open up a TV and go, "I just want to watch it." Can you just give it to me?

• 1:33:46Speaker 04

  I want it to be unavoidable. I want you to be like, "I'm sick of seeing it." Alright, I'll click on it.

• 1:33:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:51Speaker 04

  See what this is about.

• 1:33:51Andrew Santino?

  I mean Netflix does that. They shove it down your throat so much. Every, everything they do, they're like, "You have to watch it." You're like, "Okay, I'll watch it." Uh, but go watch it right now on YouTube, but it's not on your channel, right?

• 1:34:02Speaker 04

  It's on the Nate Land Entertainment. Nate Bargatze's production company. He produced it, so.

• 1:34:06Andrew Santino?

  And also, you're on the Nate Land Podcast, uh, with, uh, our old boy Nate Bargatze. So go, uh, watch, listen.

• 1:34:12Speaker 04

  And Dusty Slay, friend of your podcast.

• 1:34:13Andrew Santino?

  Love Dusty Slay. Such a, like a unbelievably funny dude. The only dude from that crew that I don't know is, um, uh, Brian?

• 1:34:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's the man. You love him.

• 1:34:22Andrew Santino?

  Brian, I don't know. That's the only guy? I think we've maybe crossed paths once, but I don't really know him. So Brian, we'll get to know each other soon. Hopefully, we can have you over on the ginge. Uh, we end the show the same way. Look into that camera and say one word or one phrase to end the episode when you're ready.

• 1:34:37Speaker 04

  Combine.

• 1:34:41Speaker 02

  In here, we pour whiskey. Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 1:34:47Speaker 03

  Oh, that creature in the ginger beard!

• 1:34:49Speaker 02

  Sturdy and ginger.

• 1:34:51Speaker 03

  Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey and seventy-five dollars for the horse. Ginger's, oh hell no. The whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.