I Finally Snapped | Financial Audit

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:59Caleb Hammer?

  To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. So your girlfriend's afraid of you cheating. Hmm, I wonder why?

• 1:06Speaker 03

  I'm a good person. Who's [bleep]? Don't know.

• 1:09Caleb Hammer?

  You messaged her yesterday, "Yo, you trying to link when I'm around?" What is he been on today? Tinder 15 minutes.

• 1:16Speaker 03

  That is not true.

• 1:18Caleb Hammer?

  You call your girlfriend insecure? I think she actually had every reason to be insecure.

• 1:23Speaker 03

  This is a shitty show.

• 1:25Caleb Hammer?

  Want to play this game?

• 1:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll ruin your studio right now.

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• 2:05Speaker 03

  My name's Michael. I'm 24 years old, from Manchester, New Hampshire, and this is Financial Audit.

• 2:11Caleb Hammer?

  It certainly is, and you're certainly a big piece of shit.

• 2:16Speaker 03

  Dude.

• 2:16Caleb Hammer?

  I'll be completely honest.

• 2:17Speaker 03

  Let me say something. My mom is a fan of you. My mom's a fan of you, bro. She says you like to rip off Dave Ramsey.

• 2:22Caleb Hammer?

  You produced a big piece of shit of a son. Okay, and we're bigger than Dave, so we'll be fine. You disagree? I mean, look at every podcast. Sorry, it's not a jerk off, but if we're ripping off, then.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  You're tired.

• 2:36Caleb Hammer?

  But here's the thing, you're a big piece of shit and everyone hates you. Listen, like YouTuber Penguin Zero would hate you. You're the guy that everyone hates.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Really?

• 2:45Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 2:45Speaker 03

  Why is that?

• 2:47Caleb Hammer?

  Cause you went to jail for being a prank YouTuber.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  That makes me hateable?

• 2:50Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, you're the biggest piece of shit that had ruined YouTube, that ruined everything. You're a bad person.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  People love me.

• 2:58Caleb Hammer?

  Who loves you? Like 14 year old kids?

• 3:02Speaker 03

  Maybe not that young, like, like.

• 3:03Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, come on. Who loves the?

• 3:05Speaker 03

  I walk outside of my city, people yelling my name, beeping horns, yelling at me about walking my dog.

• 3:09Caleb Hammer?

  People know, yeah, cause they hate you. They beeped you because they hate you.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  They love me. They love me.

• 3:13Caleb Hammer?

  It's going based off the look.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  The look?

• 3:15Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Look at your hair, dude.

• 3:17Caleb Hammer?

  The Jew curls?

• 3:18Speaker 03

  How old are you? You're copying, like, my generation's haircut is what you're copying with that, like. That's just not it.

• 3:25Caleb Hammer?

  No, it's just curls. What's the haircut?

• 3:27Speaker 03

  I don't know. I think it's like, comes off as if you're trying to be cool.

• 3:29Caleb Hammer?

  Kind of a broccoli top.

• 3:31Speaker 03

  Are you trying to be cool?

• 3:33Caleb Hammer?

  No. It's actually just perfect for getting out of bed and putting some in my hair, but I appreciate you trying. You're doing very well. I know. I probably caught you off guard by calling you a piece of shit out of the gate, but that is because you are.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  I think the same about you, so it's.

• 3:51Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you wouldn't come on my show if you think I'm a piece of shit.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 3:56Caleb Hammer?

  But prank YouTubers are the worst among us, man, and I'm glad you went to jail. I, yes, I need to learn about how much you make, but I just wanted to start off by saying that.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  Who says I'm a prank YouTuber? Where are you getting that term?

• 4:06Caleb Hammer?

  I don't know. I looked over and that's kind of the only thing I had.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 4:10Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you got arrested for content. I think you're a bad person. What content did you get arrested for, you pathetic worm?

• 4:15Speaker 03

  I jumped off the San Monica Pier. I got away initially.

• 4:19Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, that's not even a. Frank, you're like killing yourself.

• 4:21Speaker 03

  I I I almost drowned, actually. It was kind of bad. The barnacles were like ripping on my hands and all the stuff. I like basically asked this girl for her number. Um, and the how we're filming it was if I got rejected, I jump. Um, but she gave me her number. So I'm like, okay, well, I'm jumping anyway. So I jumped off the pier. I started drowning. Um. Finally made it to shore after like a while. Whole bunch of people up there filming me. I had a my camera crew started fighting like performersers who were like performing.

• 4:48Caleb Hammer?

  Fighting performersers.

• 4:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, I I jumped there in someone's performance. So there're like two hundred people watching and I just use the crowd as my own.

• 4:54Caleb Hammer?

  You're an asshole.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  I how am I an a- I wasn't hurting anyone other than myself. Yeah, yeah.

• 5:01Caleb Hammer?

  You're an asshole.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  I was only hurting myself. I wasn't like.

• 5:05Caleb Hammer?

  You hurt their performance. You're an asshole.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  It wa- okay, it wasn't the best performance out there. I'm gonna be real.

• 5:09Caleb Hammer?

  Doesn't matter. You're an asshole. They probably put time, energy, effort into it. People were watching and you interrupted it because you're an asshole. Because you think you're everything. You think you are the main character. You are that piece of shit. I'm so done with people like you. I know I'm hitting this episode off strong. But it is because when I sat down and looked over at that and I was like, oh, I hate him. I already knew I hated you because you are the worst of humanity. Who goes out and uses the world and innocent people that did not consent to it for content? You're a bad piece of shit person and I'm glad you got arrested.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  You're glad I got arrested?

• 5:44Caleb Hammer?

  I just said, I'm glad you got arrested.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  How long I was even in jail for?

• 5:47Caleb Hammer?

  No, tell me.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  A year. I did a year. A year.

• 5:50Caleb Hammer?

  Really?

• 5:51Speaker 03

  I was looking at seven to fourteen. Yeah.

• 5:53Caleb Hammer?

  Well, for what?

• 5:53Speaker 03

  They they deemed it. They deemed it a mental health crisis and got dropped down to a year. But yeah, I was looking at a lot more. Yeah, there was actually. So it wasn't just a pier. I had a whole bunch of charges before that. Um.

• 6:03Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, okay. Well, now it makes sense because I don't understand seven years for jumping off a pier. I'll be honest.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:08Caleb Hammer?

  That that's where I was like, okay, maybe the criminal justice system is going too far. But, okay, prior charges. So, yeah, you're a piece of shit. That's lining up.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  So everyone that's in jails is a piece of shit?

• 6:19Caleb Hammer?

  Um, usually, yeah.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  Really?

• 6:22Caleb Hammer?

  Usually, yeah.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  You couldn't survive in there. I'm gonna just be real.

• 6:24Caleb Hammer?

  No, that's why I don't do the illegal things that would get me in jail. So if you went to jail.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 6:31Caleb Hammer?

  Might be a piece of shit, but not an illegal piece of shit.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  Thanks for correcting that. Yep. Yep.

• 6:35Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, but everything I do like with you is with a consenting adult. So it's just like.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  I don't film kids. What are you applying with that?

• 6:44Caleb Hammer?

  They're not consenting.

• 6:46Speaker 03

  Okay, sometimes they see a camera.

• 6:48Caleb Hammer?

  Sometimes. Sometimes doesn't mean all the time.

• 6:49Speaker 03

  If you see a camera in your face, you know that, okay, yeah, he's filming me. It's kind of self-explanatory.

• 6:54Caleb Hammer?

  If I walk outside and put a camera in someone's face, that means they consent?

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, not.

• 6:57Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 6:57Speaker 03

  Okay. Consent is a pretty simple concept.

• 7:00Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, you're an animal.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be real, though. If I point a camera at you, you don't like it, just turn around. It's not that difficult.

• 7:05Caleb Hammer?

  So what was your, what was your previous charges, that piece of shit?

• 7:09Speaker 03

  It was, uh, okay, burglary and, um.

• 7:12Caleb Hammer?

  Was it?

• 7:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:13Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, you're a good guy.

• 7:15Speaker 03

  It was, uh, yeah.

• 7:15Caleb Hammer?

  What a good guy.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  No, and the other felony was fleeing with a deadly weapon, which they, it wasn't even a weapon. They said.

• 7:21Caleb Hammer?

  Was this for content?

• 7:23Speaker 03

  Nah, this was off camera. Yeah, this was not, this was off camera.

• 7:27Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, so yeah, um, yes, when you went to jail for that stuff, yes, you're a piece of shit. And the other people that went to jail for that shit, yeah, you're a piece of shit. And they're pieces of shit. I don't know what to tell you.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  I think I'm at least like a cool piece of shit, right? Like.

• 7:40Caleb Hammer?

  No.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  Peo- people like me for the most part. I mean, everyone has opinions, but, you know.

• 7:47Caleb Hammer?

  Really? Do they? Cause you're literally just putting cameras in people's faces, like, and you think they like you.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  They like the atta- dude, when I'm filming, I build a crowd. People start following us around, place to place, like, people enjoy this stuff. It's a different age. You're old. I'm gonna be real, bro. What are you, like, forty? Forty-ish?

• 8:05Caleb Hammer?

  Uh huh, yeah. Well done.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Very good. Still can't, still got a patchy beard going on too, though, which is crazy.

• 8:12Caleb Hammer?

  That is true, but you know why I do?

• 8:13Speaker 03

  What?

• 8:14Caleb Hammer?

  Cause if I don't, I got the double chin.

• 8:16Speaker 03

  Okay, I respect that, I guess, maybe.

• 8:19Caleb Hammer?

  Uh huh.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  A little bit.

• 8:19Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, what's the channel? We're gonna bleep it, cause I don't believe in clout on this show.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a.

• 8:25Caleb Hammer?

  The one where everyone's out there cheering you on? Is it with, uh, two thousand seven hundred sixty subscribers?

• 8:34Speaker 03

  I mean, YouTube isn't really, YouTube, I post and do my thing.

• 8:38Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so where do people know you from?

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Uh, I'd say like Instagram, I got the most views, I'd say.

• 8:44Caleb Hammer?

  Who are the same username?

• 8:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, same, same thing. Yep, yep.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  I got like 400K on TikTok, lost the password though, but.

• 8:53Caleb Hammer?

  Followers don't really mean anything.

• 8:55Speaker 03

  No, they don't, especially for you with your followers. It don't really correlate very much.

• 8:59Caleb Hammer?

  What does that mean?

• 9:00Speaker 03

  It means, okay, so what you're doing right now.

• 9:02Caleb Hammer?

  Podcasts in the world this week.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, and let me tell you something. What you're doing right now, pull up my views on my reels on Instagram, compare it to your views with a million followers and tell me I'm not just as close to you.

• 9:11Caleb Hammer?

  No, you're not because the reality is the vast majority of your reels get 30 to 20,000.

• 9:16Speaker 03

  I average about 50K views.

• 9:17Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, that's pathetic.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  What do you average? Half a million?

• 9:21Caleb Hammer?

  I'm like, about a million, but even so, like, no, it's not, sorry, it's not pathetic, but if you're comparing it to the million, like, again, I don't really sit here and jack off on how well we're doing, but if you come in here and you start pretending like, like, that we're not doing well and that you with 20 to 50 is doing well.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  I mean, you're doing your thing. You're doing your thing, I guess you could call it that.

• 9:39Caleb Hammer?

  Third largest podcast in the world.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  And who actually cares about finance? If people watch this?

• 9:43Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, third largest podcast in the world.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  Of finances.

• 9:46Caleb Hammer?

  No, all podcasts.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  So let me tell you this, people watch you.

• 9:49Caleb Hammer?

  Medius, it was Rogan and it was us. Again, this isn't a brag. I don't even talk about this shit. I posted a thank you online, yes.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  Keep sucking Rogan's dick. Yep. I know, I get it.

• 9:59Caleb Hammer?

  Huh?

• 10:00Speaker 03

  You love Rogan, don't you? You want to get that second spot?

• 10:02Caleb Hammer?

  We've never mentioned his name on this show.

• 10:04Speaker 03

  You just did. You just did.

• 10:06Caleb Hammer?

  Until now, because I was giving you the rankings. You're, how the fuck is your brain, man?

• 10:10Speaker 03

  Your ego's so big that you have the rankings memorized? Do you check this like nightly or?

• 10:14Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, weekly, but it's more so for ad rates for what it's worth.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  People watch you for people like me. They don't watch it for you. No one likes you. They watch it for the guest.

• 10:23Caleb Hammer?

  You say that, but then about a hundred different people tried to create the same show and they all failed.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  Maybe because they didn't get enough guests like me on it. I don't know.

• 10:33Caleb Hammer?

  They certainly did.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 10:35Caleb Hammer?

  I mean, I do because we do competitive research.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Competitive research? Are you a nerd? Did you get bullied in high school?

• 10:41Caleb Hammer?

  No, I unfortunately was.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, you did.

• 10:44Caleb Hammer?

  No, I unfortunately was the verbal bully. That's why I'm so good at it on this show.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Nah, you're okay with it, I guess.

• 10:50Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  You didn't ask my question. Do you get bullied in high school?

• 10:52Caleb Hammer?

  No.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  No?

• 10:54Caleb Hammer?

  I know.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  You have friends?

• 10:55Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  I just can't find that believable.

• 10:57Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 10:59Speaker 03

  You just seem like an asshole, everything about you.

• 11:01Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, I'm an asshole.

• 11:01Speaker 03

  Very unlikable person.

• 11:03Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, very good.

• 11:04Speaker 03

  Like.

• 11:05Caleb Hammer?

  I don't know what you're accomplishing here. What are you doing? What are you trying to get?

• 11:08Speaker 03

  Oh, what I'm trying to say is-

• 11:09Caleb Hammer?

  Because your entire point here, when you're trying to metric your success, is that your view to follow ratio was similar. No. But, okay, so then you go off on a tangent, okay, I'm an asshole, wow, okay, asking about my high school.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  I make a living off of making videos. Is that not success? Is that not successful?

• 11:25Caleb Hammer?

  How? These views don't equal living.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  Brands will pay. So like, for example-

• 11:29Caleb Hammer?

  So there it is. So that would be making a living, which would be my follow-up question, which by the way, you follow me, I don't follow you. Who's doing better?

• 11:37Speaker 03

  You follow me?

• 11:38Caleb Hammer?

  I said, you follow me, I don't follow you.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  I do not follow you. I would never follow you. I'm gonna be real with you.

• 11:44Caleb Hammer?

  Click his name, blackout his name, but it says follow back.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a misclick. I don't know.

• 11:49Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, yeah, okay, guy.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:51Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 11:52Speaker 03

  I don't like, I don't like financial stuff to be real with you.

• 11:55Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, it's Caleb Springer.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  Why you have to compare yourself to other people so much, like Joe Rogan?

• 12:00Caleb Hammer?

  Well, actually, it's a comparison that I captured. People try to use it to weaponize against me. I just chose to use it for myself.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  Good enough if you have to keep comparing yourself to these other people.

• 12:06Caleb Hammer?

  I'm not, again, people-

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Top three podcasts, but you're, say, I'm just like Dave Ramsey, I'm just like this guy, I'm-

• 12:11Caleb Hammer?

  I didn't say that. You said that. You think when you say something, that means I said it?

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Uh, you said that.

• 12:20Caleb Hammer?

  I did not say it.

• 12:21Speaker 03

  Say it back. This is recorded. We're good. All right, get to the financial, get to the financial stuff. Let's, let's get to the show, dude, like-

• 12:27Caleb Hammer?

  It says, I'm figuring out what you do for a living. You say you're an influencer, I would say barely, and you get arrested for it because you deserve to be arrested, and I'm ashamed that you made it to the beach, but what do you make?

• 12:39Speaker 03

  I make about like eight to 10K a month outside.

• 12:43Caleb Hammer?

  How?

• 12:44Speaker 03

  I got my ways.

• 12:46Caleb Hammer?

  What are the ways?

• 12:47Speaker 03

  They come in from like many places, like-

• 12:49Caleb Hammer?

  How many of them are legal?

• 12:51Speaker 03

  Well, assuming I sell drugs, like-

• 12:54Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, maybe. I don't know. You're the one that went to jail, not me.

• 12:56Speaker 03

  I don't sell drugs, no. Um, no, not anymore. Um-

• 13:00Caleb Hammer?

  Not anymore, and also you're on probation, so you probably wouldn't tell us if you do.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 13:06Caleb Hammer?

  Probation guy. How long's your probation?

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Um, it's another like three years left of it. So a little, little bit of time. And my license is suspended too. I got like four years on that. I was in jail for that appointment. I had to like go in for the court thing and they didn't bring me and so they just gave me the max.

• 13:22Caleb Hammer?

  One more thing. If he does one more thing, lock him up forever.

• 13:27Speaker 03

  Forever?

• 13:28Caleb Hammer?

  Never change.

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Forever.

• 13:29Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, because it's people like you that continue to repeat, repeat crimes in this country. Yes.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  Repeat. I don't, I haven't committed a crime in a while. I spent a year in jail. Didn't commit any crimes there.

• 13:39Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah. That's how that works usually. Yeah.

• 13:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, I could have.

• 13:43Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, you could have, but yes, I mean, it is, we, society was protected from you because we locked you away. Yes. But now that you're back, if you do it again.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  Society's very thankful I'm back. Let me just say that.

• 13:54Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, sure. 3,000 people. Yeah.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  It'll be up there.

• 13:59Caleb Hammer?

  Maybe. I mean, I wish you success, but not success on the behalf of other people that didn't consent to be in our content. That's why this show's fun. It's because people consent to be in the content. If I was doing this on the street and just ambushing people and they didn't consent to it, that wouldn't be very fun. That's abusive and bad.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  I, I think I would like watching that better than the show you're doing now, being honest.

• 14:16Caleb Hammer?

  Go watch that. That's fine. The metrics disprove that, but either way, that's not what matters. I'm saying what you're doing is unethical and disgusting.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  Unethical and disgusting is crazy.

• 14:26Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  How?

• 14:27Caleb Hammer?

  You're putting cameras in people's faces and not getting consent for it and pranking them and making prank content and it's bad.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  So what did you do before the show? You didn't make other content? You just went straight to a podcast? That was your dream? This is your dream?

• 14:40Caleb Hammer?

  Correct.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  This is your dream?

• 14:42Caleb Hammer?

  Correct.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  No, it's just.

• 14:47Caleb Hammer?

  What's your point?

• 14:47Speaker 03

  It's kind of sad, bro.

• 14:48Caleb Hammer?

  Oh no, millions of dollars and a nice house. That's horrible.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, I'm, I bet I'm way happier than you and I have.

• 14:54Caleb Hammer?

  Maybe. No, no, no. It is, it is true. The most [BLEEP] and degenerate the people, the happier they do tend to be. It is true. When you're successful, you really, uh, measure things very well. When you're a budgeter, when you're, you know, actually making sacrifices to the future, you actually start thinking about things like that. And it, it actually does suck. It kind of weighs you down. That is true. I was probably happier when I was a financial mess. A hundred percent.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  You're a millionaire sellout.

• 15:20Caleb Hammer?

  Sell out.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, your major sellout, major.

• 15:23Caleb Hammer?

  Define?

• 15:24Speaker 03

  Your whole character, your posting, I haven't, okay. Sure, I'll admit, like, I followed you for a day, because I'm gonna see who I'm gonna talk to, right?

• 15:30Caleb Hammer?

  Ah, the goalposts are pushing.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  You try to get kids to buy credit cards.

• 15:36Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, bro, yeah.

• 15:38Caleb Hammer?

  Why did I do that? You are assigning a lot of things to me that I've never done.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  You, you encouraged people to actually probably ruin their life and go in debt by.

• 15:46Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 15:47Speaker 03

  Is what I, I don't.

• 15:48Caleb Hammer?

  Is what, what?

• 15:49Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna say I'm like a financial expert, but I feel like I'm pretty.

• 15:52Caleb Hammer?

  We know that.

• 15:53Speaker 03

  Pretty good, like, reasoning, okay? And.

• 15:57Caleb Hammer?

  You've not proven that yet in 15 minutes, but continue.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  My reasoning's telling me that, like, you, uh, ain't, nah, I don't know where I was going with that.

• 16:05Caleb Hammer?

  I ain't now, I ain't now, you heard it here first. Okay, good, very good, so how am I a sellout?

• 16:15Speaker 03

  Because you, what, how many, what's on this table, all these sponsorships they're paying you?

• 16:19Caleb Hammer?

  First of all, this is our product, and this we have our own products with them, yes.

• 16:25Speaker 03

  Sure, by yourself you did that?

• 16:26Caleb Hammer?

  Well, me and my team.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  Well, your product is more known than you, and that's kind of sad.

• 16:31Caleb Hammer?

  I wish, actually, that would be a lot better.

• 16:33Speaker 03

  I feel like I've heard of Dollar Wise before, I heard of Caleb.

• 16:35Caleb Hammer?

  Maybe, and that would be great, that would actually be a win, that'd be a W.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  You got like a porn star name, Caleb Hammer.

• 16:41Caleb Hammer?

  So hard right now, man.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Caleb Hammer?

• 16:44Caleb Hammer?

  You're trying so hard to stop. If you're gonna accuse me of a sellout, please tell me. Because so far, we have two things, that we have our own very own product.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, you got products.

• 16:53Caleb Hammer?

  iPad, that's not a sponsorship.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  You post with credit cards, trying to get, yes, I see posts of you saying, yo, buy this credit card, it'll change your life.

• 17:05Caleb Hammer?

  No, that is not a thing we, what?

• 17:08Speaker 03

  I've seen that.

• 17:08Caleb Hammer?

  Is there like some AI Caleb out there that I don't know about?

• 17:12Speaker 03

  I don't know, no, I don't think so.

• 17:14Caleb Hammer?

  Now, we have a credit card supplier that matches people with good credit cards for their situations, only if.

• 17:20Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 17:20Caleb Hammer?

  They are credit card people, of which I've never promoted in a video until you gave me this opportunity right now.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 17:26Caleb Hammer?

  For what it's worth, for what it's worth, again, it is qualified only if you're a credit card person. Because I actually do love credit cards, I use credit cards, that's not a bad thing.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  Millionaire, like.

• 17:35Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, no, before that.

• 17:37Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 17:38Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  I bet you've never been in debt. Have you? You know what it feels like?

• 17:43Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, this guy's so he assigns things to me that are not me and then he says I'm not things that I want. Like, what the are we doing? Okay, I'm gonna move on from that cuz clearly you don't know what the are you talking about? And that is a waste of time. So 10,000 hours a month. What's the income sources? Please break it down for me cuz that is important for the rest of our life. You've said one thing, one thing that is true.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  What?

• 18:05Caleb Hammer?

  Maybe you're happier.

• 18:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:08Caleb Hammer?

  Maybe you are cuz sometimes the more successful and the more in tune you are with your own.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  I think I'm pretty successful, I'm not gonna lie.

• 18:14Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, well, that would be a lie, but you you think it actually might not be.

• 18:18Speaker 03

  Compared to the average person?

• 18:20Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, the average person doesn't go to jail for a year. But pause for a second. Um, the point stands. It is usually the people that are doing the worst who are the most ignorant. Ignorance is bliss. And that is true. I will give you that, but that's the one thing in 17 minutes of which you've tried to throw out that is maybe correct. But 10,000 hours a month, break down those sources.

• 18:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay, so a lot of it's coming from like brand deals. So for example, they'll send me like a product or something like that. I film, well, why, what?

• 18:50Caleb Hammer?

  You can do that with your probation?

• 18:51Speaker 03

  Yes, I have a I have a card, I can smoke.

• 18:54Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, okay.

• 18:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I it was easy too, I just said my back hurt and I got it, it was like nice. Um, I hate this country.

• 19:02Caleb Hammer?

  I love this country, but there's a lot of.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  It comes from that, like I get like a hundred to $200 per video doing that. So I try to do those every so often. Um, what rest of 10K is, um, you know, it comes, comes and goes where, you know?

• 19:18Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so you have no idea.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  I so Snapchat's a little bit every once in a while I get a check from Snapchat. I made 8K a day.

• 19:25Caleb Hammer?

  That's gonna be going down substantially. Snap is cutting that heavily.

• 19:27Speaker 03

  I they already have been, yeah.

• 19:28Caleb Hammer?

  And you'll be on Snap.

• 19:29Speaker 03

  No, don't, okay, that's crazy.

• 19:31Caleb Hammer?

  That was a finance joke for you.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:33Caleb Hammer?

  On the finance show.

• 19:35Speaker 03

  It went right over my head, bear with you. I I'm more of like a hustler, I just do what I can to get money every day. It's like, and I like it, I wake up every day.

• 19:42Caleb Hammer?

  Well, hustling is good as long as it's legal and moral, I agree. I vibe with you on that, but unfortunately, what you're doing is oftentimes not moral and many of it was illegal. It is not moral to unconsentually film people on the street for your financial gain. That is not a good

• 19:58Speaker 03

  I've never had a bad, like, okay, so for example

• 20:00Caleb Hammer?

  You wouldn't know!

• 20:01Speaker 03

  I, I, okay, so let me, I, tell me if this is moral. I, I did a video, I made a whole bunch of sandwiches, right? And I was giving them out to the homeless, very nice.

• 20:08Caleb Hammer?

  No, not moral. Cause you're using the homeless for your own financial gain.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  No, I'm really not.

• 20:13Caleb Hammer?

  If you did that and didn't film it, I would give it to you. Do the nice shit I do, the donations I do. I don't really volunteer, don't really have time, but if I did more volunteer work, I wouldn't be filming it. I don't film me making donations. I don't do that.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you doing that.

• 20:26Caleb Hammer?

  I don't even tell my friends about that. I don't do that because it's not for moral masturbation.

• 20:31Speaker 03

  And you'll be an unlikable guy for the rest of your life because of that.

• 20:33Caleb Hammer?

  Well, first of all, come on, let's just, can we be honest? I, I don't ego stroke on this show. I don't, I, cause I don't care. I, I just have fun. But the thing is, they wouldn't be watching. They wouldn't be watching if they didn't like me.

• 20:46Speaker 03

  They don't watch for you.

• 20:47Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, which is why no one's been able to do this show successfully that have tried. Listen, oh my god.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  Ego, you got the biggest ego ever.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  This kind of mind reading is a psychological defense mechanism called projection.

• 20:59Caleb Hammer?

  No, I'm responding to what you say. I never stroke my ego on this show. Never.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  Okay, that's all you do. Got a plaque hanging behind you?

• 21:07Caleb Hammer?

  It's good sec decor. And it's also a hundred thousand. It's not even the gold one.

• 21:11Speaker 03

  Dude, at least I'm able to pay my employees. How much you pay in yours?

• 21:16Caleb Hammer?

  Buddy, you have not been following our content.

• 21:20Speaker 03

  I don't

• 21:20Caleb Hammer?

  They make a lot of money.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  I don't think anyone my age watches this. Maybe like

• 21:24Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, well, that's not true. Your age is a quarter of the watching.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, and the rest trickle from Dave Ramsey.

• 21:31Caleb Hammer?

  No, Dave's actually not even one of our most

• 21:35Speaker 03

  He's your biggest competitor, I bet, right?

• 21:38Caleb Hammer?

  Competitor, sure. He's not really even close to us in the numbers anymore, but I guess if you wanna call him that, yeah.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 21:44Caleb Hammer?

  I love Dave, but if you're gonna, if he's gonna say this, I mean, I'm just gonna say it, right, again. It's like, I'm only responding to him. I, I would never come out here and just say this shit.

• 21:52Speaker 03

  So, what's your point? You're really, it's, it's a podcast, but you're not really good at podcasting.

• 21:57Caleb Hammer?

  How? I'm at least trying to stay on topic, but you just fly everywhere, man.

• 22:01Speaker 03

  You're not even talking to me. I got ADHD, like, kinda bad. A little bit.

• 22:06Caleb Hammer?

  Probably more excuses to get more pills and drugs legally.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  I actually stopped taking my meds like right like a couple of weeks ago.

• 22:14Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, that's great.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:16Caleb Hammer?

  It's working really well. So the income, that's still what I care about for what it's worth.

• 22:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:20Caleb Hammer?

  Um, okay. I had 4,613 come in. Now payroll of 4,000. So you have a job. Drowning in student loans with massive interest rates? I see it on the show all the time. People get a loan to advance their careers only to be left with sky high interest rates and crazy minimums that leave their paycheck gutted. Maybe you've already gone to a normal lender to try to refinance your private student loans and they looked at your less than perfect credit score and hung up the phone. Maybe part of you even thought, yeah, that tracks. I guess I'm stuck. Stop it. You don't deserve to be buried in a high interest loan for the rest of your life because you hit a rough patch. The banks aren't rejecting you because you're a lost cause. They're rejecting you because you're not profitable enough for them at a manageable rate. That's where Y Refi comes in. Y Refi works specifically with borrowers who can't

• 23:04Caleb Hammer?

  get refinancing through traditional lenders. It's their whole thing. They refinance private student loans. So you're only paying interest between 0.1% and 5.99% and they legally cannot charge you more than that. They'll even customize your payments to get you out of debt at a pace that works for you. And if you need a co borrower released from your loan, they've got a program for that too. Plus their team is in Phoenix, Arizona. So when you call them, you talk to a real person. It only takes three minutes to check your rates and it doesn't impact your credit score. If you've been told no a million times, try Y Refi. Head to yrefy.com/hammer. That is Y R E F Y dot com slash hammer or call 888 Y refi 78. That is 888 Y refi 78. Break free from the high interest trap and get your finances under control once and for all.

• 23:46Caleb Hammer?

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• 24:28Speaker 03

  No, I did for two, uh, my buddy got me a job for two days. I quit.

• 24:31Caleb Hammer?

  You didn't get paid 4,000 hours for two days?

• 24:33Speaker 03

  I haven't worked a job in like five years, really.

• 24:35Caleb Hammer?

  You don't get paid 4,000 hours for two days?

• 24:37Speaker 03

  Snapchat.

• 24:38Caleb Hammer?

  No, it's pay, it's payroll. Oh, okay. Maybe, maybe it came in through Snapchat and maybe the accountant just, uh, marked it as payroll. Um, I mean, I'll have to see in the accounts. Okay. So maybe 4,000 dollars. So, uh, maybe I'll consider you like a 5,000 dollar median.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 24:56Caleb Hammer?

  Can we say that? You say 10. So 10 is probably a high month, but then you have low months, right?

• 25:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's some months where it's like almost nothing. Yeah.

• 25:03Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah. Okay. So we can call it five average. So you're gonna have to live off of five and store some aside for the slow months. That's what's gonna have to be recorded.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  I don't really have to store anything.

• 25:13Caleb Hammer?

  Then what do you do in the low months? Go steal something?

• 25:16Speaker 03

  That's, that's, I, I have people that help me out. People that-

• 25:20Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. So that's pathetic then. You can, you're not self-sustainable.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  No, no, no. Hear me out, hear me out. People that are invested in my future, they, they know I'm gonna be something one day.

• 25:27Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, you said you, you pay your employees. If people are paying you, how are you paying your employees?

• 25:32Speaker 03

  I only got one right now. I got one employee.

• 25:33Caleb Hammer?

  Employee?

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:35Caleb Hammer?

  What's this employee? Tell me.

• 25:36Speaker 03

  Yeah. His job is basically like, um, basically he's like my helper. He just kinda helps me, uh, and he's my friend, pretty much. And hangs out with me and we just, uh, film together. He's an employee. I don't, I don't pay him money.

• 25:48Caleb Hammer?

  But you're not gonna [bleep] your way into being the next Togi.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  I don't wanna be Togi.

• 25:53Caleb Hammer?

  What?

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• 26:24Speaker 03

  You're saying, well, I don't wanna be Togi.

• 26:25Caleb Hammer?

  You make insane content. You treat your employee the same and you're [bleep]. You are him. Just unsuccessful.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  I'll take it. I'll take it then.

• 26:34Caleb Hammer?

  Just unsuccessful. Same drugs, same, probably should've gone to jail, same [bleep] incidents.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  Togi's never been to jail? I bet he went. He's been. I've been a lot more people than you think have been to jail than you really know.

• 26:51Caleb Hammer?

  Sure, but not the majority.

• 26:53Speaker 03

  I would say half.

• 26:54Caleb Hammer?

  I don't think half of America has been to jail.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  I say like more than you think. You're just living.

• 27:00Caleb Hammer?

  More than I think, yes.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  You live with all your buddies and you go and read books on the weekends and like.

• 27:06Caleb Hammer?

  So are we literally?

• 27:07Speaker 03

  Some flowers and that's your fun, bro. It's different. It's a different life, dude.

• 27:11Caleb Hammer?

  What is this flower thing?

• 27:12Speaker 03

  And study, study money.

• 27:15Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, are we really critiquing me for being like relatively intelligent? Qualifications is what I need to do to do a money school? I didn't go to money school. I'm sorry. I didn't apply to money school. I can apply to money school after this. Can you find me money school?

• 27:30Speaker 03

  I mean, like what?

• 27:30Caleb Hammer?

  Money School University?

• 27:31Speaker 03

  To do this. Well, what makes you even able to do this?

• 27:34Caleb Hammer?

  Is there to do this to say, hey, don't spend more than you make?

• 27:39Speaker 03

  So there's really no need for you. You're basically just admitted it yourself.

• 27:41Caleb Hammer?

  Kind of, except, well, people change their lives coming on the show and the average American only has like $400.

• 27:47Speaker 03

  People change their lives by watching what I do.

• 27:50Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, they become cooler, have more friends, maybe.

• 27:53Caleb Hammer?

  Huh?

• 27:54Speaker 03

  They'll have more friends. Do you have friends?

• 27:55Caleb Hammer?

  Oh my gosh, why do I allow you to suck me down into the rap balls? I gotta stop allowing this. Oh, Chad, I'm too, I'm too easy.

• 28:01Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be real, I'm running this show right now. This is my show.

• 28:03Caleb Hammer?

  You are, because I'm too easy. I'm too easy.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  No, this is easy. I feel like I could do what you're doing.

• 28:08Caleb Hammer?

  Then why don't you?

• 28:09Speaker 03

  I'm gonna.

• 28:09Caleb Hammer?

  Why do people say that and then they can't?

• 28:11Speaker 03

  I'll start my own financial audit.

• 28:12Caleb Hammer?

  Waiting for it.

• 28:15Caleb Hammer?

  I'll be there, watching.

• 28:16Speaker 03

  You want to be my first guest?

• 28:18Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, sure.

• 28:19Speaker 03

  Sure?

• 28:19Caleb Hammer?

  Sure.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  No, let's talk, yeah, bet, bet, bet. That sounds good. I'm not even gonna lie. That's clean.

• 28:25Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, that was bleeped.

• 28:26Speaker 03

  That sounds good.

• 28:27Caleb Hammer?

  That was bleeped and no one will ever know who you are.

• 28:29Speaker 03

  You know, like people, there's AI, you can undo a bleep nowadays.

• 28:35Caleb Hammer?

  You know, we like cut the audio. We cut the audio.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  You don't just put a bleep over the audio, you cut the audio?

• 28:40Caleb Hammer?

  Yes. Safer.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  I just said it enough, you'll mess up on one of them, right?

• 28:45Caleb Hammer?

  That or I'll kick you off. Okay, so $5,000, we're median. So you say, so how do you, how do you pay this employee? I need to know how you pay, because now this person's, this is the point I was trying to make to Togi, which I'll try to make to you. Now this person has sacrificed other opportunities and you are.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  I pay him.

• 29:05Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, his life is in your hands.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  So basically, his payment is-

• 29:08Caleb Hammer?

  3% of US adults have ever been to prison, state or federal in the United States, or jail. 3%.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  We're on a whole nother topic right now.

• 29:16Caleb Hammer?

  Uh huh, but just fact checking you, continue.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  Thank you. Um, yeah, basically I pay him with like, so Brandi'll send me stuff. I'll give him, I have like a limited bongs, like a limited weed products. I give him those. He comes on trips with me.

• 29:30Caleb Hammer?

  That's not paying. So you don't pay him? He doesn't have a salary?

• 29:33Speaker 03

  No, every once in a while I'll give him some money.

• 29:36Caleb Hammer?

  What? Every once in a while you get, okay. So how does he pay his bills?

• 29:40Speaker 03

  He, um, he has another job he does for that.

• 29:43Caleb Hammer?

  Ah, okay, yeah. Ooh, this guy needs to leave you. You are gonna tear him down. How long have you been out of jail now?

• 29:50Speaker 03

  I've been out for maybe like eight, eight months, I think. Eight months now, a while. Haven't gone back yet.

• 29:57Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, yeah, it's the key word, obviously. So how are you funding these months? That you're not making money, which again, you need to pay for him. He needs to make a living, but-

• 30:07Speaker 03

  So I, I consider like, almost like, to talk your, your terms, right? Like, I got like a financial team. That kinda assists me with making content and videos and living my lifestyle, pretty much.

• 30:20Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, his team's his girlfriend, by the way. That's the note that I have. Your girlfriend funds your life because you're a pathetic cuck.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  Okay, maybe she funds it because she believes in me and knows I'm gonna be something one day.

• 30:29Caleb Hammer?

  Let me see what she looks like.

• 30:32Caleb Hammer?

  She has to be desperate. The nastiest bitch.

• 30:36Caleb Hammer?

  There, there's no reason-

• 30:37Speaker 03

  I have no pictures online with her.

• 30:39Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, well, you can look at her Instagram or Facebook or Twitter.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  You're right, you're right, good looks.

• 30:45Caleb Hammer?

  Listen, I'm gonna be honest. I mean, I call it as I see it. The dude is a generally good looking guy. So I understand why like, people would wanna, you know, sleep with him as like a woman, but who the would attach themselves to him long term? I need to see more pictures. No, that's not enough.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  I don't even follow her. Um, let me-

• 31:03Caleb Hammer?

  He doesn't.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  No, I don't follow her.

• 31:06Caleb Hammer?

  Well, maybe she's not-

• 31:09Speaker 03

  She's cool. She's a

• 31:11Caleb Hammer?

  No, she has your letter and heart in her bio.

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Yep, she does.

• 31:15Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, when she accepts your follow request from her boyfriend, let me see.

• 31:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, she should do it soon, I hope. I mean.

• 31:23Caleb Hammer?

  What is wrong with you? You are a crazy person. So she believes in you. So she helps pay the bills. You guys live together?

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, we do. Yep.

• 31:31Caleb Hammer?

  Well, how long have you guys been together?

• 31:32Speaker 03

  Three years.

• 31:33Caleb Hammer?

  Wow. So when you were in jail?

• 31:35Speaker 03

  She stayed, yeah.

• 31:36Caleb Hammer?

  What the is wrong with this?

• 31:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. Dude, she was funding me in jail. I had money in jail. I was living good, too.

• 31:42Caleb Hammer?

  What is her job? I need to call her.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  She's a, um, she's a, basically like, uh...

• 31:47Caleb Hammer?

  She's not here, is she? Ah, damn.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  I don't know what it's called, but basically she's like, works with old people. Like she has to like wipe their ass. Like she drives a bus sometimes.

• 31:55Caleb Hammer?

  So she's not making that much money, most likely, and she has to fund your entire life? Does she live with you?

• 32:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:00Caleb Hammer?

  You live together. You live with her.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  Uh, she lives, we live together.

• 32:03Caleb Hammer?

  Employee live with her?

• 32:05Speaker 03

  No, I'm like, what? Why would my employee live with my girl?

• 32:08Caleb Hammer?

  No, live with you.

• 32:09Speaker 03

  No, he doesn't live with me. He lives with his, like, mom, I think.

• 32:12Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, there we go. That makes more sense. Because again, you're not giving them any money. And when you do, it's nothing. You're just giving them bongs because you guys are low-life losers.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  You don't smoke?

• 32:21Caleb Hammer?

  No, it gives me anxiety.

• 32:23Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 32:24Caleb Hammer?

  Is that okay with you?

• 32:25Speaker 03

  Well, I want to tell you why. It's because you're not really that good of a person, and that's what happens to people who are...

• 32:30Caleb Hammer?

  Mythological. Is that how that works?

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, you have anxiety. You have all, yeah, yeah.

• 32:33Caleb Hammer?

  I just, I get anxious. I'm an anxious little boy. Is that okay?

• 32:37Speaker 03

  I mean...

• 32:38Caleb Hammer?

  Is that okay with you? Is that acceptable?

• 32:39Speaker 03

  I don't care what you do.

• 32:40Caleb Hammer?

  Does that meet your little checkmark list?

• 32:41Speaker 03

  I don't care what you do. It's on you.

• 32:43Caleb Hammer?

  You clearly do, because you're criticizing falsely everything. Everything in this show.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:49Caleb Hammer?

  So far. But you haven't been able to bring up one reality.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  That you're unlikable? I think that's...

• 32:55Caleb Hammer?

  Maybe. That's, I mean, that's to the eyes of the whole, right? Like, that's, that's for the individual.

• 32:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:00Caleb Hammer?

  Obviously, people watch. Obviously, people do like, I, with the, with the thousands of people that I've met and have taken pictures with, yes, no, people like, I don't ego-stroke. I never ego-stroke.

• 33:11Speaker 03

  Oh, that's that financial guy. They don't even know your name, I bet.

• 33:14Caleb Hammer?

  Do I ever talk about this stuff? No, I don't. Thank you. Ah, you're like making me talk about it. It feels weird. I don't like it. And it comes across weird on camera. People are gonna think I'm like bragging. I don't give a fuck.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  It's okay.

• 33:25Caleb Hammer?

  In fact, I'd rather people not say, no, it's okay. You can say hi to me if you see me. It's just like, usually I'm just like, on the mission to somewhere.

• 33:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can say hi to me, too.

• 33:33Speaker 03

  If you see me.

• 33:33Caleb Hammer?

  Shoot him.

• 33:36Caleb Hammer?

  In Minecraft. Um, but what confuses me, I'm gonna be completely honest, is in your pre-interview with Colton, it's like you were telling Colton that you think she might be a gold digger.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  I mean-

• 33:46Caleb Hammer?

  Which is deeply concerning because she funds your lifestyle and it's the only reason you have a place to live, if I'm being honest.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  I would say that.

• 33:50Caleb Hammer?

  Because maybe she believes one day he'll become rich and famous and then she's gonna reap all the rewards from it.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Is that a question?

• 34:01Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, give me your thoughts on that. Cause that's what you told Colton, so tell me.

• 34:04Speaker 03

  I mean, I, I, I wouldn't, I don't know for sure. I wouldn't say she's like a gold digger. I think that she sees that I'm gonna be successful one day and I'm gonna make it and she wants to be along for the ride. I give her a good life, dude. Like, she's, it was, been able to meet people she never would have been able to meet, go places.

• 34:22Caleb Hammer?

  Who are you meeting?

• 34:22Speaker 03

  People with more followers than you, dude.

• 34:24Caleb Hammer?

  Who?

• 34:25Speaker 03

  You know, that's my boy, I tattooed him. He got like 1.8 million, more than you.

• 34:29Caleb Hammer?

  No, I have more than that.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  I'm not talking about subs on Instagram, Instagram.

• 34:33Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, okay.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, more than you.

• 34:34Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, I guess I got one on Instagram, I don't really use it.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  You, what do you mean you don't use it?

• 34:39Caleb Hammer?

  My team uses it, no, that is true, they post shorts, that's, that's fair.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  So you're lazy?

• 34:42Caleb Hammer?

  I post one a day. I have people. I don't have to do every manual ta-

• 34:48Speaker 03

  My employee's here with me, he's, he's holding my stuff for me, he, um-

• 34:51Caleb Hammer?

  He's here?

• 34:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's here.

• 34:52Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, go bring this pathetic worm to me. Please. No, no, no, no, no, I need to see the, I'll talk to him more on the post show, but I just need to even see what this creature looks like. He must be the most disgusting creature I've ever met.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  He's a good guy.

• 35:05Caleb Hammer?

  Um, okay, so, okay, good, you tatted someone with followers, that, again, we established followers mean nothing.

• 35:11Speaker 03

  I tattoo myself too, I did all my tattoos.

• 35:13Caleb Hammer?

  I could tell.

• 35:14Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. They're, they're not, are they that bad?

• 35:18Caleb Hammer?

  No, it's just a little messy and kinda just like weird, it's just not-

• 35:21Speaker 03

  I did, I'm a bruh, I did this on like one weekend, like-

• 35:24Caleb Hammer?

  No, again, we can tell. You don't have to tell us, we know this.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 35:28Caleb Hammer?

  So again, gold digger. How is she gold digging? I don't really understand that.

• 35:32Speaker 05

  Not now, you can't really gold dig if there's no gold.

• 35:35Caleb Hammer?

  So you're saying it's a future gold diggers what you're afraid of? Here's the actual thing that is kinda crazy. She didn't, do you know why she didn't wanna come? Did she tell you? She told Colton. Why?

• 35:43Speaker 05

  She did tell him. Um, I, my theory was that she didn't want, like, it's the internet, bro. Internet's mean, there's a lot of viewers, a lot of...

• 35:52Caleb Hammer?

  That's not what she told Colton.

• 35:53Speaker 05

  What did she tell Colton?

• 35:54Caleb Hammer?

  She said, and we're not gonna, you'll never, I'm never gonna tell you who this person is that's sitting across from me. And he doesn't even have that many followers anyway, so it doesn't matter. But either way, um, she's afraid that the show is gonna make him more popular. And if he becomes famous enough, she'll leave him. She's actually afraid of that.

• 36:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, she's freaked right now.

• 36:09Caleb Hammer?

  Her jailed boyfriend, who is pathetic and provides nothing to the household. She's afraid she'll leave him? Again, he's a good looking dude, but other than that, I don't understand. Don't understand.

• 36:21Speaker 05

  That's my top employer I hear, actually.

• 36:23Caleb Hammer?

  Oh my.

• 36:23Speaker 05

  Come.

• 36:24Caleb Hammer?

  What is this? No, I'm not touching you.

• 36:27Speaker 05

  Don't, don't do that. You're not on his side, bro. Come over.

• 36:29Speaker 03

  Hey, I'm just a nice person.

• 36:31Speaker 05

  Don't mind.

• 36:31Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, get on your knees like a good boy.

• 36:36Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. How you doing? Purple Patch, I appreciate it. I got one up here too.

• 36:42Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, no one can hear you. You're not talking into a mic. Um, I need to know. Uh, does, what do you do for him and how much does he pay you?

• 36:50Speaker 05

  Um, basically, I get this kid to and fro, um...

• 36:53Caleb Hammer?

  Huh?

• 36:54Speaker 05

  To and fro wherever we go, you know?

• 36:57Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, okay.

• 36:59Speaker 05

  So, um, whatever he needs done, I get him there. He obviously can't drive himself. So, somebody's gotta do it.

• 37:04Caleb Hammer?

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:05Speaker 05

  You know? He does a lot for me, bro. He's a hard worker.

• 37:07Caleb Hammer?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 37:09Speaker 05

  I mix all of his music, you know, I do...

• 37:11Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, he does music too. Oh, man.

• 37:13Speaker 05

  I mean, I do a lot, man.

• 37:15Caleb Hammer?

  No, keep going, please, yes.

• 37:16Speaker 05

  Um, yeah, so I'll bring him around, film for him, you know, come up with some ideas.

• 37:20Caleb Hammer?

  He doesn't know much about mics and that, you know?

• 37:23Speaker 05

  That's not true. I, I, I compete with him, you know, a little bit. He tries to be, you know, he tries to act like he knows everything about me. He doesn't, but... You know, I do what I can.

• 37:32Caleb Hammer?

  And what do you get in return?

• 37:34Speaker 05

  Um, I get to be, you know, involved. I get to do my own thing. He pays me.

• 37:41Caleb Hammer?

  How much?

• 37:42Speaker 05

  You know how many people would love to be involved? It's not just about money. You know, I don't do everything for money.

• 37:48Caleb Hammer?

  Let's talk about the money. How much do you get paid and how frequently?

• 37:53Speaker 05

  I don't think I received any money, actually.

• 37:55Caleb Hammer?

  And you lied to me. You said you gave him money.

• 37:57Speaker 05

  I've given you money, bro. You're here right now. How did you get here?

• 37:59Caleb Hammer?

  That's not money. You brought him for-

• 38:01Speaker 05

  I paid for myself. You did, actually. You did. Da-da-da-da-da. Real shit, you did. You did. You did. Honestly, like, what, well, what do you mean, you pay me? Like, you didn't pay for anything. What, you put us in a super eight? Real nice.

• 38:13Caleb Hammer?

  Hey, don't just shout that out, bro.

• 38:15Speaker 05

  Real nice. We've been trying to make it look better than that, dude. Hey, listen, man. I'm still waiting on that money you owe me, dude, like-

• 38:21Caleb Hammer?

  How much money?

• 38:22Speaker 05

  Like, ten K?

• 38:23Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, for five?

• 38:24Speaker 05

  At this point, just like, over time. It's been like, six years. Never pay me. Oh, I'll pay you for gas. I got you next time. Oh, I don't got any money. Oh, I need, I need a drink today. Like, oh, you know, it's been, been a long time. But, you know.

• 38:37Caleb Hammer?

  And I told you, and what do I tell you? I have some time. You're gonna get that.

• 38:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, you say you're gonna pay me back, but you have yet to do that.

• 38:42Caleb Hammer?

  No, you don't have a-

• 38:43Speaker 05

  What money?

• 38:44Caleb Hammer?

  You make it.

• 38:45Speaker 05

  When I make it-

• 38:45Caleb Hammer?

  You make a little money now, which is the only reason I'm willing to allow this conversation to continue, is because you do make money through your little branding. That is true money game, man. I will accept it. But even still, okay, you made five. Why can't he get five hundred?

• 38:58Speaker 05

  Because, you know, it's expensive to film content.

• 39:00Caleb Hammer?

  I would love five hundred dollars.

• 39:03Speaker 05

  It goes into content. It goes right back into it.

• 39:05Caleb Hammer?

  Is he not a part of that content? When I say I'm invested in content-

• 39:08Speaker 05

  He's in almost every video.

• 39:09Caleb Hammer?

  These people. These people are also a part of me investing.

• 39:12Speaker 05

  In the videos with you?

• 39:13Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 39:13Speaker 05

  Sometimes, right?

• 39:13Caleb Hammer?

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• 39:47Speaker 05

  I think I was a hundred thousand, actually. I was like, I literally subscribed to that day.

• 39:53Caleb Hammer?

  You, you subscribe to him?

• 39:55Speaker 05

  Well, I had to do homework, man. I had to do homework.

• 39:59Caleb Hammer?

  I appreciate the research, and he actually has money, it sounds like, because he has a job.

• 40:02Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, I work a job, yeah.

• 40:04Caleb Hammer?

  What do you do?

• 40:04Speaker 05

  I work for, like, a communications company.

• 40:06Caleb Hammer?

  Can you please get him a job?

• 40:07Speaker 05

  I tried to get him a job.

• 40:08Caleb Hammer?

  You suck.

• 40:09Speaker 05

  At a restaurant. So I used to work for this restaurant, and I worked there for, like, two years. They loved me. They needed people in the kitchen. I was like, oh, I know a guy.

• 40:18Speaker 05

  What did you do?

• 40:19Speaker 03

  Nah, I quit, I quit.

• 40:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, in like two days?

• 40:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, two days, I quit. Wasn't for me, I almost fought a dude there, like, like I was about to knock him out, so I just quit.

• 40:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm gonna fight you if you don't pay me 10K, dude.

• 40:27Caleb Hammer?

  That's fair. But yes, those people are on camera with me, uh, Marcus sometimes on camera. So to answer that question, yes. Okay, we'll continue this in the post-show, um, a part of the.

• 40:37Speaker 03

  I don't want him in the post-show, I'm gonna be real. He's not, not a good guy.

• 40:40Caleb Hammer?

  Don't give a shit what you want.

• 40:42Speaker 05

  I don't think you get to choose, yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 03

  Okay, well, you gotta just talk about how I owe you all this money.

• 40:45Speaker 05

  Well, if you paid me, I would've.

• 40:47Caleb Hammer?

  I wanna figure out your financial situation, cuz we gotta start paying it back, but I guess that's the first, that 10,000 hours goes to...

• 40:54Caleb Hammer?

  What should I call you?

• 40:55Speaker 03

  Fake name, fake name.

• 40:56Speaker 05

  Chris.

• 40:57Caleb Hammer?

  Chris?

• 40:57Speaker 03

  Chris.

• 40:58Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so Chris. $10,000, very good. And I agree with that, you gotta start paying it back. Thank you, Chris, you'll be back in the post-show, and we'll figure out how this, all this comes together, so we can start getting you some more money.

• 41:14Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, this is, okay, you said you didn't do anything illegal while in jail, but your girlfriend would go to the prison and film you fighting people in the prison yard for content.

• 41:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, it's fine, not fighting people. I did not fight people in the prison yard, I fought people, I fought a lot of people in jail, but not like on camera.

• 41:31Caleb Hammer?

  What was the camera thing?

• 41:32Speaker 03

  She, uh, basically, I was getting yard time, most of my time I didn't get to go outside, and I finally could, so I wanted to get video of me outside in jail.

• 41:39Caleb Hammer?

  Show me.

• 41:40Speaker 03

  It's like, I don't even know. I'll be real, I didn't get too many views, so I, I didn't want it to look bad, but, uh, I'll try to find it. Basically, just gonna save me a second. I gotta go back to when I was in jail. Yeah, basically, I, uh...

• 41:55Caleb Hammer?

  Oh my gosh, she thinks you're gonna cheat on her in Austin? So she's afraid of you leaving, this is why she funds your life? What kind of, she has to be pathetic, she has to be ugly, there has to be something. There has to be something, she has to be pathetic, or ugly, or something. Why is she afraid of you, one of the literal worst humans I've ever met?

• 42:11Speaker 03

  You said I looked good.

• 42:12Caleb Hammer?

  Afraid of leaving, huh?

• 42:13Speaker 03

  You said I looked good.

• 42:14Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, but you're a horrible person, and pathetic.

• 42:16Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 42:17Caleb Hammer?

  Why would she be afraid of you leaving? Show me!

• 42:20Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, I'm still looking, bro. I have a lot of videos, dude. I make videos, like-

• 42:24Caleb Hammer?

  She's ready to cheat, why? She should, she should leave.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, she was freaking out. In answer for like 20 minutes in the hotel, she started tweaking.

• 42:30Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, she needs to start her life!

• 42:33Speaker 03

  What do you mean, start her life?

• 42:34Caleb Hammer?

  She needs to start her life. You are holding her down, let's be very clear. She's showing up to jail where her 20 something year old boyfriend is to make content? Yeah, not good. Not good.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  Did you see my mugshot, though? Tough.

• 42:47Caleb Hammer?

  Does she know that you told Colton that you think she's holding you back?

• 42:53Speaker 03

  When did I ever tell Colton? Who's, I don't even know a Colton. I do not know a Colton.

• 42:58Caleb Hammer?

  You wanna come defend Colton?

• 42:59Speaker 03

  Who's Colton?

• 43:00Caleb Hammer?

  A producer of the show.

• 43:01Speaker 03

  Oh, you're Colton, okay.

• 43:03Caleb Hammer?

  You know Colton?

• 43:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do know Colton. He's nice, good guy. What, what did you, what's Colton lying about?

• 43:08Caleb Hammer?

  What did I lie about? You told me that you think that she's holding you back because she doesn't like your lifestyle. She doesn't like that you party.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  She tries to, I don't wanna say the word "hold back", I'll say, she tries to like keep me inside and not do, go outside too much.

• 43:21Caleb Hammer?

  That you're hanging out with strippers?

• 43:24Speaker 03

  Couple times.

• 43:25Caleb Hammer?

  Uh huh.

• 43:26Speaker 03

  Not hanging, I don't go to strip clubs, that's what, you probably do that, Caleb.

• 43:30Caleb Hammer?

  I've been a few times, they're fun.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, and they're not. They're fun if you're like, middle aged old dude like you, like-

• 43:35Caleb Hammer?

  Pretty much them. But you brought one back to your hotel room.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:41Caleb Hammer?

  She only found out on your Instagram story.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, she got blown on my phone and my, yeah, yeah.

• 43:47Caleb Hammer?

  That's insane. So you're a liar. You're a liar piece of shit. One, you are pretty much shit. You f***er.

• 43:52Speaker 03

  No, what? Yo, what?

• 43:53Caleb Hammer?

  Why would a stripper come back to your hotel room and you did not-

• 43:56Speaker 03

  Let me tell you, I got boys, right? And they be performing and, and we're on tour across the United States, performing.

• 44:02Caleb Hammer?

  Oh shit.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  They, they, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright. They, uh, basically, I didn't have the pull. You think I got pulled? I don't have that. So-

• 44:09Caleb Hammer?

  No shit.

• 44:10Speaker 03

  My, okay, that's crazy, cuz I think I do got pulled, but- They brought them back. They brought them back. There was like three strippers brought back to the B and B we were staying at, and that's all that was, just to have it on camera. It's all that was.

• 44:25Caleb Hammer?

  But she only found out via your Instagram story?

• 44:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, or I think one of my-

• 44:29Caleb Hammer?

  So you think she's holding you back because she doesn't want you cheating on her? Because she doesn't want you hanging out with strippers? Because she doesn't want you going out and partying? You think she's holding you back?

• 44:39Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, cuz I gotta do this stuff, not cheat, obviously.

• 44:42Caleb Hammer?

  Then don't be with her. Let her go.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:45Caleb Hammer?

  Go ruin your life. Let her go.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  How am I ruining my life?

• 44:49Caleb Hammer?

  Her life.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  Leaving would ruin her life? Yeah, you're right.

• 44:53Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, dude. That's brutal. And yet you still denied it to her. When she saw it on Instagram, you denied it to her.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything, bro. I film content. It's to make it look good on camera. You should know, you gotta just film it. I get people in the videos. That's all that is, bro. It's not that detailed. It's not-

• 45:13Caleb Hammer?

  But I'm honest about everything. We're not hiding shit.

• 45:16Speaker 03

  I don't hide nothing.

• 45:17Caleb Hammer?

  We just sit here and this is fucking life.

• 45:24Speaker 03

  If you had a girl who freaks out about you doing certain things, you too would be a little hesitant to show-

• 45:31Caleb Hammer?

  You think my girlfriend doesn't have any like rules or anything? If I broke that and she freaked out, yeah, I would get in trouble.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  Okay, thank you. So if you were doing stuff that'd get you in trouble-

• 45:41Caleb Hammer?

  But I wouldn't!

• 45:42Speaker 03

  Okay. Yeah, of course, goody two shoes, Caleb.

• 45:46Caleb Hammer?

  Not goody two shoes, it's respecting the relationship and loving my girl. If I didn't, I'd let her go so she can go live her life. And I think your girlfriend deserves that kind of decency. She has a personal ATM to you. That's it.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 46:00Caleb Hammer?

  That's it. And then you're gonna-

• 46:01Speaker 03

  I pay her sometimes too.

• 46:03Caleb Hammer?

  Give me your Instagram again.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, here you go.

• 46:06Caleb Hammer?

  Pay her sometimes too. Fuck off.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, if she needs gas or like food or-

• 46:10Caleb Hammer?

  She gives you money vast majority of the time. She pays to the red, she's everything.

• 46:13Speaker 03

  Cuz she knows that my money goes-

• 46:14Caleb Hammer?

  Give, give, give!

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Okay, I, I, Caleb.

• 46:15Caleb Hammer?

  Make sure you're bleeping out this guy's name again. I do wanna show you guys some things. I just do not want to give a pathetic word like this in a cloud.

• 46:22Speaker 03

  You said you have a girlfriend?

• 46:23Caleb Hammer?

  Shut the fuck up. Yeah, yes, I did, okay?

• 46:26Speaker 03

  You did. What happened?

• 46:29Caleb Hammer?

  No, I said, no, when I said I did, I said that I had a girlfriend. Cuz I have a girlfriend.

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• 47:18Caleb Hammer?

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• 48:03Caleb Hammer?

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• 48:39Speaker 03

  Do you have, you don't post her? I don't think you do, man.

• 48:42Caleb Hammer?

  That's the point. Do you know how scary these people are out there? The snokers and weirdos.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  Thank you, you agree with me on something.

• 48:49Caleb Hammer?

  That I don't post her? Yes.

• 48:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, see?

• 48:51Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 48:51Speaker 03

  Not that different here.

• 48:53Caleb Hammer?

  No, I didn't say you had to post your girl. What are you talking about?

• 48:59Speaker 03

  Okay, so here's your most popular one. And I got one with 5.5 mil.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  This isn't the best content, you know what? Go to my main, like my main. Okay, okay, so here's your- Oh, she followed back?

• 49:34Caleb Hammer?

  I think we understand her fear.

• 49:36Speaker 03

  What, what's the fear?

• 49:44Speaker 03

  There's always a fridge to protect the snacks.

• 49:48Speaker 03

  Yo, I listen, man, listen, she's-

• 49:50Caleb Hammer?

  I understand why she is giving you all her money now. I understand why she is terrified of you cheating and doing anything and hanging out with attractive strippers and getting famous and leaving her, and I, yes, I understands, yes. I, yeah.

• 50:08Speaker 03

  She's a good person, she has, she has a good heart.

• 50:10Caleb Hammer?

  Sure.

• 50:11Speaker 03

  She's a good person.

• 50:12Caleb Hammer?

  You could have said more things than that.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  She did a lot, there's a lot, and I could talk forever about that, you know what I mean?

• 50:19Caleb Hammer?

  Uh huh.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:21Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. Anything else you wanna say about her?

• 50:27Speaker 03

  I mean, not really, like, she's a good person, bro, wish she could have came, like-

• 50:34Caleb Hammer?

  Bro tagged me in a story the other day, by the way. Yeah, I never saw that.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  You saw it on your phone?

• 50:38Caleb Hammer?

  No, I saw it on your phone.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Okay, I did not tag you.

• 50:44Caleb Hammer?

  You mentioned @calebhammercomposer in your story.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  Composer, what, you make music?

• 50:47Caleb Hammer?

  Did. Don't really have time.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  Quit, it didn't really work out?

• 50:51Caleb Hammer?

  No, I was making a living off of it, it wasn't as much as I wanted.

• 50:53Speaker 03

  You make, what, you sing?

• 50:55Caleb Hammer?

  I made a living off of it, yes.

• 50:59Speaker 03

  I don't know about that one.

• 51:01Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, good. Again, just like everything else, I'm glad you

• 51:09Caleb Hammer?

  don't know about it. Like, I guess that changes my story and history.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  But you get my point, saying that my views are pretty close to yours already? And I have like no followers.

• 51:18Caleb Hammer?

  But hey, this is interesting. Okay, so I appreciate this hustle. You're reaching out to pretty much every brand. Hey there, I recently came across your page. I would love to make a promo videos for you. Feel free to check out my page and let me know if you have any, if you want to see any analytics or have any questions. So I appreciate that hustle. You did like better casino stuff and.

• 51:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, I had a casino deal for like a little bit.

• 51:36Caleb Hammer?

  And some actually, uh, you know, responded. So I actually understand how you're making that money again. I like.

• 51:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm a hustler, bro. I do, I gotta do to make money.

• 51:45Caleb Hammer?

  I can appreciate the hustle.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  I work hard at what I do.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  Just a matter of time. I truly believe that this is for me.

• 51:53Caleb Hammer?

  And then you're also sending, um.

• 51:56Speaker 03

  Who, what?

• 51:56Caleb Hammer?

  Everyone in your life video, like links to your videos so that they watch.

• 52:00Speaker 03

  How old are you watching this? How old down in these DMs are you going? April, that's where my birthday is, it's probably.

• 52:08Caleb Hammer?

  That was your post jail video. You're like, please support this, please support this.

• 52:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:11Caleb Hammer?

  Which is fine. That's fine. That's okay.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  I used to do that too.

• 52:15Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, yes, towards the beginning.

• 52:16Speaker 03

  Probably not actually, because I've probably just made fun of it, to be real with you.

• 52:19Caleb Hammer?

  No, but you have to have no shame going into this kind of stuff.

• 52:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 52:23Caleb Hammer?

  So, no.

• 52:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, like most of those followers I got are in the past like few months too. Like I was really nothing not that long ago. Let's get in there.

• 52:32Caleb Hammer?

  Oops.

• 52:34Speaker 03

  You're watching other people's videos now?

• 52:36Caleb Hammer?

  No, I'm clicking around.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  You do know you're like running a podcast right now. You're kind of just hanging out.

• 52:41Caleb Hammer?

  How it all works out in the end, my friend.

• 52:44Speaker 03

  I do not have that many videos. I'm gonna be real.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  Were you looking for like evidence here?

• 52:52Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, I found some.

• 52:53Speaker 03

  No.

• 52:57Speaker 03

  Don't know. No, okay, don't know. I'm gonna be, I don't know.

• 53:03Caleb Hammer?

  Of which he messaged her, yeah, that's my favorite part.

• 53:05Speaker 03

  What, what?

• 53:07Caleb Hammer?

  He messaged her yesterday, yo, um, you trying to link when I'm around?

• 53:12Speaker 03

  I did not say that, that is not me. Like I said, so I got, I got my boy.

• 53:18Caleb Hammer?

  Said that, that's him. Uh, he said, she said, maybe. He said, what do you mean by maybe? Cause like, I don't know, when you around? Said flying back the 24th, I'll be in Manch for a little and then I'm going to Miami.

• 53:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, we got a Miami trip planned.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  Don't know who that is. Don't know. Um, I think possibly like there's a club.

• 53:39Caleb Hammer?

  Someone who's like actually, oh, well, there she is, chat. I think we see what is, um, happening here.

• 53:46Speaker 03

  Crazy shout out. That is crazy.

• 53:49Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, that was yesterday, my friend.

• 53:51Speaker 03

  I don't talk to no one, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. I really don't. I stay off my phone. I don't really be doing that.

• 53:56Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so who?

• 53:59Speaker 03

  I really couldn't tell you.

• 54:00Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, yo, uh, you responded to her story?

• 54:03Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, no, she, she from Austin. She from Austin.

• 54:06Caleb Hammer?

  Yo, I'm from Boston, in Austin for a few days.

• 54:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:09Caleb Hammer?

  You're trying to show me around?

• 54:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, that's, that's, um, content, bro. I need, she's an influencer. I'm just trying to find some people to show me the city, bro. I don't know much about Austin. I don't know what type of point you're trying to prove with all this, to be real with you.

• 54:23Caleb Hammer?

  Of course not, of course not. Of course not. No, no, no, no. Why?

• 54:28Speaker 03

  No, no, no, like dude, first of all, you say you're going to my IG, bro. Now, now you like in my WhatsApp or something like.

• 54:35Caleb Hammer?

  What, is there a WhatsApp too I should check out?

• 54:37Speaker 03

  I don't have WhatsApp, bro.

• 54:38Caleb Hammer?

  So, uh,

• 54:41Caleb Hammer?

  who, who, who's that lady that you wanted to link up to?

• 54:45Speaker 03

  She's like, uh, I don't know. I saw her like this morning, I think. She popped up on my phone.

• 54:48Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, but you're the one messaging her.

• 54:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, saying.

• 54:52Caleb Hammer?

  As well.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  My girl, bro.

• 54:56Caleb Hammer?

  No, the other one. There's two in there.

• 54:58Speaker 03

  There's not two. Okay, there was another that used to film videos with me and we're all friends.

• 55:03Caleb Hammer?

  So they don't know his girlfriend's name. Uh, who's?

• 55:06Speaker 03

  Uh, that's my boy's, that's my boy's, um, ex.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  I don't talk to her.

• 55:13Caleb Hammer?

  She's kind of attractive. Yeah, you don't talk to her except for when you are talking to her.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  Nah, I talked to her for a little bit like they broke up.

• 55:20Caleb Hammer?

  Your last message was a couple of weeks ago to her.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  They broke up and saw.

• 55:23Caleb Hammer?

  You're lucky you got a lot of disappearing stuff on here.

• 55:26Speaker 03

  They broke up.

• 55:26Caleb Hammer?

  Your girlfriend's afraid of you cheating. Hmm, I wonder why.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  I'm a good person. I would not do something like that.

• 55:32Caleb Hammer?

  You sleep with everyone, every town you're in. Which again, if you guys are in an open relationship, I'm totally down for it, but I don't think you are based on her fear.

• 55:40Speaker 03

  I don't sleep with no one. I like just me and friends.

• 55:42Caleb Hammer?

  We all believe that now.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  Just having fun, bro.

• 55:45Caleb Hammer?

  Uh huh.

• 55:48Caleb Hammer?

  Uh huh.

• 55:50Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, this one actually at least seems like business for what it's worth.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  Who's, again, I don't know any of these people.

• 55:57Caleb Hammer?

  You had multiple massive long threads with her, so of course you do.

• 56:01Speaker 03

  Business, see? Business talk.

• 56:03Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, with her, like I said, yes, it actually was.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 56:07Caleb Hammer?

  Not the first person that you were talking to this morning.

• 56:11Speaker 03

  That was for showing me the city, dude. I've never been here.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  What are you, who are you texting? Bro, I was like texting my mom right now.

• 56:21Caleb Hammer?

  Just seeing what a response will be or something.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  I didn't give you free range.

• 56:24Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you do have WhatsApp.

• 56:26Speaker 03

  I, for what? Oh, wait, yo, don't actually? Okay. I do got WhatsApp. Yeah, I got WhatsApp. I got WhatsApp. Business, that's business. That's all business. You can click on it. They're making a brand with my face on it. That's what that's about.

• 56:39Caleb Hammer?

  Well, trust me, we'll blackout anything private.

• 56:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, bet that. I feel like you're a liar, though. I'm not gonna lie.

• 56:48Caleb Hammer?

  No, we'll always bleep out.

• 56:50Speaker 03

  You know, they put in my face on a bag of weed, and so.

• 56:52Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you think you're gonna go viral. No, you're not.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  Doing what?

• 56:55Caleb Hammer?

  We won't allow that, doing this.

• 56:57Speaker 03

  I just get a percentage of it. I'm not gonna go viral by people selling. How am I gonna go viral by doing that?

• 57:03Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, yeah, this is pathetic.

• 57:05Speaker 03

  I just got a really nice mugshot, so they wanna use it for that.

• 57:09Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, so you're talking to someone on here about like the business, right?

• 57:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:14Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, yeah. Well, I guess it's better than cheating.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  I don't cheat, to clarify.

• 57:20Caleb Hammer?

  Come on.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  I don't cheat.

• 57:22Caleb Hammer?

  Try to link up. What the are you talking about?

• 57:25Speaker 03

  Show me the city, let's get some drinks. Not even, not even that.

• 57:30Speaker 03

  Don't know who that is.

• 57:31Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 57:32Speaker 03

  Never heard that name.

• 57:33Caleb Hammer?

  You're Miami Link? Shut up!

• 57:35Speaker 03

  Never heard that name.

• 57:38Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, that you're... Come on!

• 57:40Speaker 03

  You got a lie detector test here? I'll do it. I've not... I do not know who that is.

• 57:44Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, we're gonna call the girlfriend in the post-show and we're gonna tell her exactly what has happened. That is 100% the reality of what's gonna happen. If you're willing to do FaceTime with me, I'll screen share and I will show you that he is on Tinder.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  No.

• 57:56Speaker 06

  He is stupid because I pay for every thing in his life. I have everything he owns in my house right now. So when he gets back, I guess it's all gonna be gone.

• 58:04Speaker 03

  And this whole thing's a joke, be honest with you.

• 58:06Speaker 06

  This whole thing's a joke? You have done this shit before.

• 58:09Caleb Hammer?

  We were told in the pitch that she would not come. We could not call her...

• 58:13Speaker 03

  No, he told... He told us!

• 58:15Speaker 06

  I could've came. I would've paid my own shit and everything. I could've came, but he didn't want me there because he wanted to other bitches.

• 58:22Caleb Hammer?

  You're a f***ing buddy. I don't f*** with cheaters. Again, if you guys are open, I'm chilling, bud.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  Nah, I'm gonna be honest, don't chill with that.

• 58:28Caleb Hammer?

  So, you call your girlfriend insecure?

• 58:31Speaker 03

  Appreciate it.

• 58:31Caleb Hammer?

  That's what you told Colton?

• 58:32Speaker 03

  I call her what?

• 58:33Caleb Hammer?

  I think she actually had every reason to be insecure.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Why? I do not think she's insecure.

• 58:37Caleb Hammer?

  With everything that just happened, I'm not gonna lay it out for you. Shut the f*** up. What do you think your financial score is, 0 to 10, you pathetic, horrible human being?

• 58:46Speaker 03

  Like 10 being the best or the worst?

• 58:48Caleb Hammer?

  Best.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  Like a solid... Like, probably like a 10... 9. 9. 9.

• 58:55Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, you're actually a f***ing moron.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  I'm not hungry. I got...

• 59:00Caleb Hammer?

  Thanks to your girlfriend, that isn't... Now, unfortunately, she still probably will be with you. It's just, listen, this is... I'm not trying to make fun of her looks. It's just like, we understand why she's doing this. And it's actually just really sad, cuz girl-

• 59:12Speaker 03

  She's a beautiful person.

• 59:14Caleb Hammer?

  In what way?

• 59:15Speaker 03

  Everywhere.

• 59:16Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, good. See, thank you for clarifying, cuz earlier you only said personality.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  I did... Yo, your recall is not there.

• 59:23Caleb Hammer?

  Play it back!

• 59:24Speaker 03

  She's a good person. She has a good heart.

• 59:26Caleb Hammer?

  Sure. You could've said more things than that.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  She... A lot. There's a lot. I could talk forever about that, you know what I mean?

• 59:32Caleb Hammer?

  Anything else you wanna say about her?

• 59:35Speaker 03

  I mean, not really, like, that's not what happened.

• 59:38Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so here's the thing, as a girl's girl... I'm with you, queen. I'm on your side. Here's the reality. Listen, I know he's handsome. I know you probably think you can't do better. Um... Dude?

• 59:51Caleb Hammer?

  Girl, girly pop. I'm gonna be talking to you in the post show, but this is for you right now. He's a piece of shit. He was in jail. He's stealing your money. You're a piggy bank to him. He will leave you. He is officially cheating on you.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  Can I do this too?

• 1:00:03Caleb Hammer?

  100%. Can you mute his, uh, mic, please? Thank you. Mute his mic. Thank you. Um, but the thing is, you can do better. And the, the reality is, it is, it's kind of [__] out there. There's many downsides to the dating market and whatnot. But the upside for you is you have the advantage. You 100% do. Um, even like, I'm not saying you're the bottom 5%, but even the bottom 5%, they still win on Tinder and everything. For women. You have, you have the upper hand right now in the dating game. Take it. This guy is bad. You're muted, so it doesn't matter. He doesn't listen to you. So, the thing is, you have the upper hand. Leave this man. I know he's handsome and it feels like he can't get anyone else. You can.

• 1:00:46Caleb Hammer?

  He's a bad person. He's an actual bad person. He uses people around him for money.

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  I'm a great, I'm a, I'm a great person. Um, I'm not, I don't cheat. I don't do anything bad. Um, I, everything's fine. Like, I'm not, I think you're a great person. Like, why? Like, you just sitting there talking to my girl for 10 minutes, bro? Like, what are you doing? Unmute my mic, bro. Like, I'm serious. Unmute the mic. I'm not even playing right now. Is there... Like, this is the worst podcast ever. People actually watch this? You're telling me people sit here and watch this? This is like... 100, what do you have under the table, bro?

• 1:01:32Caleb Hammer?

  Weapons. So you think you're nine? Whatever. Okay, get your Hammer financial score. Um, it's free at CalebHammer.com. It's wonderful. Just takes a few minutes to see where you stand in the world of money. You're being quiet like a good boy. I appreciate it. Is he still muted? I hope so.

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 1:01:49Caleb Hammer?

  Is he still muted?

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  Unmute me.

• 1:01:52Caleb Hammer?

  We can unmute him. Well, actually, let me get through this first. Also, download the Dollar Wise Budgeting app. Take the free trial. See if you like it. If you do, of course, sign up for the annual version. I will personally sign our 30-day meal plan and mail it directly to you. It is awesome. It is great. Now, usually the guests get this on the show, but you're a [__] horrible person. You can go [__] yourself. Yours, you have nothing, you own or nothing. You're a bad person. I don't like you.

• 1:02:18Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you can unmute him. Yeah, they did not hear you, by the way. So you've been yapping, but no one knows anything.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  You just did all this, disrespected me.

• 1:02:25Caleb Hammer?

  Otherwise.com. Yes.

• 1:02:28Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, I disrespected you.

• 1:02:29Speaker 03

  Of course I disrespected you. This is why no one likes you.

• 1:02:32Caleb Hammer?

  Who's no one?

• 1:02:33Speaker 03

  Everyone in the world, bro. You're

• 1:02:35Caleb Hammer?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:02:36Speaker 03

  Dude, you're very, no one likes you. You're a miserable person.

• 1:02:39Caleb Hammer?

  Who is this no one that you are talking about?

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  People, go outside, bro, and tell me someone's gonna like you.

• 1:02:44Caleb Hammer?

  I do!

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  Not much, obviously.

• 1:02:46Caleb Hammer?

  I get stopped all the time. They like, that's not an ego thing. He's making me do it again. Stop it. I hate having to do the ego thing. I don't like ego.

• 1:02:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, he does.

• 1:02:53Caleb Hammer?

  I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be Tony Hinchcliffe, just like, thinking I'm like the shit. I like his show, by the way, but he has a big ego. I like his show, though.

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  So do you.

• 1:03:04Caleb Hammer?

  I'm sure there's an ego there, but it's, I don't flex it like that, man.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  You wanna be the next Dave Ramsey. That's your whole persona.

• 1:03:10Caleb Hammer?

  Why? Why? What is your obsession with David?

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  My mom loves him, actually. Like, tells me that I should do that. And like, I was gonna, actually, he was my first pick. I was gonna try to get him to help me.

• 1:03:21Caleb Hammer?

  Call him, then.

• 1:03:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think that's what my

• 1:03:24Caleb Hammer?

  Tell your mother to go get an abortion. His first abortion recognition.

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  Yo, I'm adopted. She can't do that. I'm adopted, to be real with you.

• 1:03:30Caleb Hammer?

  We'll still find a way.

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, low-key.

• 1:03:34Caleb Hammer?

  So that's why you're

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  Is that, is that a real thing? It has a little bit of

• 1:03:39Caleb Hammer?

  Envy.

• 1:03:40Speaker 03

  I was a meth baby, apparently. Like, yeah.

• 1:03:45Caleb Hammer?

  All making sense. So, yo, I think this is Klarna!

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:50Caleb Hammer?

  1,500, or 1,052.

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  It's not that much.

• 1:03:54Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, well, you Sure. And bring it up, so I can like, see it.

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  My Klarna, that was from like

• 1:04:01Caleb Hammer?

  Klarna, yes.

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  I don't even think I'm signing, to be real with you.

• 1:04:03Caleb Hammer?

  How'd you get the screenshot, then? 1,052.79.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  Pass screenshots.

• 1:04:08Caleb Hammer?

  It's for an Airbnb. What Airbnb? The ones down here that you're gonna be

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  Who's calling me? People are calling me.

• 1:04:14Caleb Hammer?

  Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.

• 1:04:15Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 1:04:16Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, no, let me see.

• 1:04:17Speaker 03

  I will not allow that. Caleb, I'm gonna be so honest with you, I'm not gonna mention who, I'm not even gonna say who just called me.

• 1:04:23Caleb Hammer?

  Well, it's probably your girlfriend.

• 1:04:24Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:04:25Caleb Hammer?

  Probably your girlfriend.

• 1:04:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:04:27Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, can I, I need to see your Klarna, though. Can I see your Klarna?

• 1:04:30Speaker 03

  You're not gonna stay on Klarna.

• 1:04:32Caleb Hammer?

  We both know that. I need to see your Klarna.

• 1:04:35Speaker 03

  Okay, you can see Klarna that if you stay on Klarna. I'm not signing in though, so why do you need to see it?

• 1:04:39Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, can you sign in real quick? Because I need to see your [bleep]. This is a financial audit!

• 1:04:43Speaker 03

  This is the worst financial advice I think I've ever got.

• 1:04:45Caleb Hammer?

  We haven't given any.

• 1:04:48Speaker 03

  Telling me I'm a piece of shit, I'm a [bleep]. Piece of shit, you're [bleep]. Like, I don't know my password, bro.

• 1:04:53Caleb Hammer?

  How'd you get us the screenshot?

• 1:04:54Speaker 03

  I haven't paid it back, obviously I don't, you know, yet. You want to try? You see it from a foot away.

• 1:05:00Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, no, no, just click Sign In.

• 1:05:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:03Caleb Hammer?

  See if it autofills.

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  No, phone number or email.

• 1:05:08Caleb Hammer?

  There we go, he's figuring it out.

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  See, that's what I do, bro, I do, you know.

• 1:05:15Caleb Hammer?

  No, what?

• 1:05:16Speaker 03

  I do stuff like phone video, I make videos, bro, like, it ain't that confusing. You're acting like you've never done this, I'm a... I can't get in.

• 1:05:25Caleb Hammer?

  No, let me see, look at that little smirk. Show me.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  I'm not in.

• 1:05:30Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so it sent you a code to your email, get the code.

• 1:05:34Speaker 03

  Oh, god. Now I'm seeing all the messages, bro, who, how many people did you text on my phone?

• 1:05:39Caleb Hammer?

  It doesn't matter, one, one, one person.

• 1:05:41Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 1:05:42Caleb Hammer?

  Who responded?

• 1:05:43Speaker 03

  My girl.

• 1:05:44Caleb Hammer?

  Can we just look together? I don't need to see your girl, we don't need to hurt your girl.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  And people calling me on Snapchat, somehow.

• 1:05:48Caleb Hammer?

  We don't need to do that.

• 1:05:48Speaker 03

  Some reason you went on there.

• 1:05:50Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, of course.

• 1:05:51Speaker 03

  Start texting everyone, is this what you're doing?

• 1:05:53Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, don't do this yet. No, no, stop.

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  Your wifi here sucks.

• 1:05:59Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Bad.

• 1:06:01Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  All his money can't upgrade that.

• 1:06:04Caleb Hammer?

  And we got the best we could before the money, we spent a lot of money on it, it sucks.

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, it won't even send me the code, I guess you can't see it.

• 1:06:10Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, no, no, come on, man, no, we are doing this, I need...

• 1:06:13Speaker 03

  You got your little picture that your people printed out.

• 1:06:15Caleb Hammer?

  But I can't see where it's spent, how much the minimum is, I need to make it...

• 1:06:18Speaker 03

  It was on a BNB, is what it was.

• 1:06:20Caleb Hammer?

  A BNB?

• 1:06:21Speaker 03

  BNB.

• 1:06:22Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, Airbnb, but either way, I need to see what your minimums are.

• 1:06:25Speaker 03

  What does that even mean?

• 1:06:27Caleb Hammer?

  Stop!

• 1:06:28Speaker 03

  What is, what's a minimum? Yeah, it won't even send me the code. Oh, god, who's that? Won't even send me the code.

• 1:06:35Caleb Hammer?

  No, it was to your email, it said, so pull it up in your email.

• 1:06:38Speaker 03

  Oh, shit, I bet that. I got a couple of emails, actually.

• 1:06:44Caleb Hammer?

  And what do you think? This is the real world. This is him. This is this actually this person is next to you.

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  Tried to use Klarna again to like, come here and it didn't work.

• 1:06:54Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, you probably have it maxed out.

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, I'm being told you couldn't figure out anything. You all he sent me was 40 screenshots of individual purchases. You're.

• 1:07:04Speaker 03

  I send you bank statements, dude.

• 1:07:06Caleb Hammer?

  Not statements?

• 1:07:06Speaker 03

  That was hard for me to figure out, actually. I went I went down to the bank. They didn't even do it, right?

• 1:07:10Caleb Hammer?

  You went down to the.

• 1:07:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't I didn't.

• 1:07:14Caleb Hammer?

  You.

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  I figured out how to do it on the phone. I figured it out. It won't send it to me. You gotta operate your wifi.

• 1:07:19Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, try to go on cell then, cellular.

• 1:07:22Speaker 03

  I don't know why my girl's name is popping up in my email so much.

• 1:07:25Caleb Hammer?

  I don't need to look at your girl. I really don't anymore. I don't need to do that. I do need to look at your screen time, though. That's a part of the show.

• 1:07:31Speaker 03

  Screen time?

• 1:07:31Caleb Hammer?

  Give me your phone.

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, see my see my.

• 1:07:33Caleb Hammer?

  You are not looking at your girl. I am looking at your screen time.

• 1:07:37Speaker 03

  Right. How much is it a day? Like, you're gonna just roast me on that? You're on your phone so much.

• 1:07:42Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, no. So this wasn't even to get to you?

• 1:07:45Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 1:07:46Caleb Hammer?

  No, this actually wasn't. I went on here. I went on here to. Ah! Look at the screen. I just need someone over here with me to witness this.

• 1:07:55Speaker 03

  What? What is not, dude? What?

• 1:07:58Caleb Hammer?

  Brandon?

• 1:07:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm on my phone a little bit. What's your point?

• 1:08:01Caleb Hammer?

  You're on your phone a little bit. This is just for today.

• 1:08:03Speaker 03

  What I do.

• 1:08:04Caleb Hammer?

  Your travel destination.

• 1:08:05Speaker 03

  It's what I do.

• 1:08:05Caleb Hammer?

  I was on an airplane, bro. On an airplane, okay. Yeah, so I was like, oh, okay, I have to do this. What has he been on today? Tinder 15 minutes.

• 1:08:12Speaker 03

  That is not true.

• 1:08:15Caleb Hammer?

  I was looking at your screen time because we do that to see how productive someone is.

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  That was a setup. I'm gonna be real, that was a setup. You do not do it for that.

• 1:08:21Caleb Hammer?

  No, yes, I did. Starbucks is bull and a waste of money, and you already know that by making your coffee at home and investing the rest. So now you need to do that with your energy drink as well. Make gamer subs at home for just 40 cents a serving. Honestly, it literally tastes better. And we proved this accidentally via a blind taste test in our Hammer Elite show, Fat and Fatter. The number one ranked energy drink is.

• 1:08:49Speaker 06

  Literally, the cherry flavor is insane.

• 1:08:52Caleb Hammer?

  Listen, you can also get free samples to see if you like it, or 10% off your order at gamersubs.gg, or click that link in the description below, type in code CALEB. Stop bleeding out money making minimum payments across multiple high interest accounts. Most Americans are spending hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars that could be going toward actually paying down debt, instead of lining some banks' pockets. And look, if you're sitting on high interest credit card debt, a car loan at 18%, or, oh my goodness, a payday loan charging you triple digit interest rates, you need to hear this. If you've already cut up the cards and built better financial habits, but you're still drowning in interest payments, barely making progress, this is for you.

• 1:09:37Caleb Hammer?

  I have opened my very own marketplace, a personal loan marketplace, that lets you get personalized offers from multiple lenders in one place. You can see if you pre-qualify in minutes, and it won't impact your credit score. But here's the deal, this isn't a magic bullet. If you refinance your debt but keep swiping, you're just making the problem worse. You still need to fix the behavior that screwed you in the first place. But if you're serious about getting out of debt faster, you could potentially lower your monthly payment by securing a single payment at a much better rate. Check out the link in the description below to see your personalized offers, or go to calebhammer.com, and remember, you've still gotta do the work.

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  Production, you're bleeping out what he just said. No. That's all getting cut. That is getting cut.

• 1:10:26Speaker 03

  Crazy. That's crazy work.

• 1:10:28Speaker 06

  Yo, I'm from Boston, I'm in Austin.

• 1:10:30Speaker 03

  I ain't even from Boston, so that can't be me.

• 1:10:32Speaker 06

  Oh my god.

• 1:10:33Caleb Hammer?

  For a few days, for a TV show.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, see, you're not even that high quality of a show either. I'm not?

• 1:10:42Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, well, he's getting some. And for what it's worth, some of them are kinda cute.

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, some of them are busting. No, I don't do it. This isn't me.

• 1:10:49Speaker 06

  They're doing the duo, they're running a two-man. They're doing the duo.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  Who's that?

• 1:10:52Speaker 06

  You set up the two-man with your boy on Tinder.

• 1:10:54Caleb Hammer?

  Does she know this? I have to ask, does she know this?

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  Know what?

• 1:10:58Caleb Hammer?

  That you are doing this, man.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  I don't go on Tinder, I don't do that. I feel like you're just making this up to make it like, I don't know, dude.

• 1:11:05Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, the screen recording and all this stuff right here, chat, I'm making this up.

• 1:11:12Caleb Hammer?

  So she doesn't know this?

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  Well, she does now, obviously.

• 1:11:16Caleb Hammer?

  No, we don't have to tell her. We can...

• 1:11:21Caleb Hammer?

  If you want to tell her first.

• 1:11:24Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you're talking to...

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  So really, it's just hit me out.

• 1:11:26Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, you're talking to a lot of women.

• 1:11:29Speaker 03

  No, I'm not. They talk to me. I don't talk to them. Half of them, I don't respond. You can see that.

• 1:11:33Caleb Hammer?

  No, you... They're the ones not responding half the time, but yes.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  I got my little catchphrase. I got my... Nah, not even that. I got like my... It's like in my notes app, almost. Like, I got a game. I just do the... Say the same thing to everyone, and it works.

• 1:11:45Caleb Hammer?

  Hmm.

• 1:11:45Speaker 03

  I don't do it. I don't do any of this, bro. Like, what?

• 1:11:47Caleb Hammer?

  This is...

• 1:11:49Speaker 03

  It's not that bad.

• 1:11:50Caleb Hammer?

  This is cooked, man.

• 1:11:52Speaker 03

  I was just trying to... I'm in my first time in Austin.

• 1:11:54Caleb Hammer?

  I legitimately did come on here for screen time.

• 1:11:57Speaker 03

  I doubt that.

• 1:11:58Caleb Hammer?

  It doesn't matter. I don't care what you think.

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  One of your producers told you something, and it got...

• 1:12:02Caleb Hammer?

  No. No, Colton, you didn't know this, right? No, this was not a part of the conversation, buddy.

• 1:12:07Speaker 03

  Alright, then. Well, that's sweet.

• 1:12:10Caleb Hammer?

  You're telling people that it was bad.

• 1:12:11Speaker 03

  Help me with my finances.

• 1:12:12Caleb Hammer?

  You're trying to link? Yeah. Maybe, yeah.

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  Maybe, yeah. Maybe, yeah. Maybe you can give me my phone back. How about that?

• 1:12:19Caleb Hammer?

  No. Not anymore.

• 1:12:23Caleb Hammer?

  Because now you did, kind of.

• 1:12:28Caleb Hammer?

  Shit. My Instagram. Move into Instagram.

• 1:12:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, it works, bro. It works. Nah, it's abused, bro. You know what it's like.

• 1:12:37Caleb Hammer?

  Man, this is... No. You try... I'd be trying to pull... I'd be working night. You're trying to pull up one morning?

• 1:12:45Speaker 03

  Nah, nah, nah. Mute his mic. Mute his mic.

• 1:12:48Caleb Hammer?

  No.

• 1:12:48Speaker 03

  Production.

• 1:12:48Caleb Hammer?

  Don't.

• 1:12:53Caleb Hammer?

  Why didn't you make this your no-no?

• 1:12:54Speaker 03

  Why don't you do your job? And help me with my finances?

• 1:12:57Caleb Hammer?

  No, I'm making a show.

• 1:12:58Speaker 03

  This is a shitty show.

• 1:13:00Caleb Hammer?

  Thank you.

• 1:13:02Caleb Hammer?

  Sometimes they're attractive. Sometimes they're like, kind of really ugly. I don't really understand.

• 1:13:07Speaker 03

  I have astigmatism.

• 1:13:11Caleb Hammer?

  That was funny.

• 1:13:12Speaker 03

  I do. Think because of the meth when I was a kid. It's like a real thing. You can Google it. It's like genuinely a real thing. I don't know why you're laughing at that. It's kind of.

• 1:13:20Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, you're totally.

• 1:13:21Speaker 03

  This this whole show is just about making fun of my personal life and making fun of me.

• 1:13:25Caleb Hammer?

  I'm not making fun of anything.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  That I have a.

• 1:13:26Caleb Hammer?

  If anything, I'm actually just saving. I'm saving someone.

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  Who?

• 1:13:31Caleb Hammer?

  Your girlfriend.

• 1:13:32Speaker 03

  She is saved. She's happy.

• 1:13:35Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, let's go back to screen time.

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, go back to screen time.

• 1:13:39Caleb Hammer?

  So this is what I'm interested in. Uh, this week he's used Tinder for almost a full hour.

• 1:13:44Speaker 03

  Whoa, one hour. And that was probably all like right now, like actually it's probably all from you on my phone, dude. I'm being real with you. You've been on my phone for how long now?

• 1:13:53Caleb Hammer?

  Huh?

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  You've been on my phone for how long now?

• 1:13:55Caleb Hammer?

  Not an hour and not Tinder for an hour.

• 1:13:58Speaker 03

  Pretty close.

• 1:13:59Caleb Hammer?

  You this whole thing. Okay, no. Um, yeah, the people that I care about.

• 1:14:07Speaker 03

  Like you're still on Tinder. You're just doing this for yourself. At this point.

• 1:14:11Caleb Hammer?

  No, I want to see. Respond.

• 1:14:14Speaker 03

  She's not gonna.

• 1:14:15Caleb Hammer?

  Why?

• 1:14:16Speaker 03

  I don't know, cuz.

• 1:14:17Caleb Hammer?

  You were messaging her this morning.

• 1:14:19Speaker 03

  But they think I'm the one typing. Why don't you type them for your number? How about I leak your number? How about that? You want that?

• 1:14:23Caleb Hammer?

  You don't know my number. You never will know my number.

• 1:14:26Speaker 03

  I got my ways.

• 1:14:27Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so I'm gonna hold on to this.

• 1:14:28Speaker 03

  Okay. I'm gonna hold on to this then. Your brand, what what model is this? Wait, I got gun under there?

• 1:14:35Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, give it back.

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  You ain't gonna point the gun at me.

• 1:14:37Caleb Hammer?

  Give it back.

• 1:14:38Speaker 03

  What brand phone is this? The new one?

• 1:14:40Caleb Hammer?

  And we'll count to five.

• 1:14:41Speaker 03

  I'll go back to jail right now. You think I'm playing? I'll take your phone. With the, it is nice. It's a nice phone, dude.

• 1:14:48Caleb Hammer?

  I might want to message.

• 1:14:51Speaker 03

  Who's?

• 1:14:52Caleb Hammer?

  Who's? Just in case.

• 1:14:54Speaker 03

  Who's?

• 1:14:55Caleb Hammer?

  I will count down from 10.

• 1:14:56Speaker 03

  All right, we'll do a little swap.

• 1:14:58Caleb Hammer?

  Nope.

• 1:14:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:59Caleb Hammer?

  No, I will have my phone back or I will assault you.

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  Yes. Dude, I'm bigger than you. You assault me.

• 1:15:07Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, but I have a gun coming.

• 1:15:09Speaker 03

  That's assault. That's just kind of the lame way to get out of it. I'm gonna be real with you.

• 1:15:12Caleb Hammer?

  That's fine.

• 1:15:14Speaker 03

  You're gonna assault me. Do it. Assault me.

• 1:15:16Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so.

• 1:15:18Speaker 03

  Let's see who you're texting.

• 1:15:20Caleb Hammer?

  10.

• 1:15:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's my 10 now.

• 1:15:22Caleb Hammer?

  It's my 10 now. 7.

• 1:15:25Speaker 03

  I don't see the security guard with a gun anywhere.

• 1:15:28Caleb Hammer?

  5. 4.

• 1:15:32Caleb Hammer?

  3.

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  Call a girlfriend.

• 1:15:34Caleb Hammer?

  2.

• 1:15:35Speaker 03

  Yo, what the?

• 1:15:36Caleb Hammer?

  1.

• 1:15:37Speaker 03

  I don't see girlfriend. You don't even have a girlfriend. Prove it right there. Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me! Yo, what the? No, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, I do not. Okay.

• 1:15:48Caleb Hammer?

  I'm assaulting him.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're so wrong. Full up now.

• 1:15:51Caleb Hammer?

  Don't, don't let him hurt me, though.

• 1:15:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, it kinda tasted good, though.

• 1:15:54Caleb Hammer?

  It does taste good.

• 1:15:57Caleb Hammer?

  You didn't give me my phone back.

• 1:15:59Speaker 03

  You're the security?

• 1:16:00Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:00Speaker 03

  You're on my side, bro. We're on the same side here, bro.

• 1:16:04Caleb Hammer?

  I think we're okay.

• 1:16:05Speaker 03

  Dude, I feel like I just did a line of

• 1:16:10Speaker 03

  You're getting a little bit of that, too, bro.

• 1:16:12Caleb Hammer?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:16:13Speaker 03

  That just ruined, you ruined your own studio, bro. Nice job.

• 1:16:16Caleb Hammer?

  Let's pause for a second so we can breathe. Why? Okay, now we're back. We had to spend some time cleaning. That was gamer subs. Very tasty, by the way. Um, but, uh...

• 1:16:30Speaker 03

  I'm sticky now, like everything's red.

• 1:16:32Caleb Hammer?

  Now, it went a little further than I was hoping, and I never

• 1:16:35Speaker 03

  You assaulted me.

• 1:16:36Caleb Hammer?

  I've never seen my security, not physically, not real assault, not legally assault. He signed paperwork. It is okay, and fully legal, and we are good.

• 1:16:43Speaker 03

  I probably inhaled some of that.

• 1:16:44Caleb Hammer?

  He has no ability to press charges. Thank you. And we never saw my security guard move his ass that quick. That was impressive. He was ready to blast you. And I still win.

• 1:16:55Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:16:56Caleb Hammer?

  His girlfriend's not even on his front

• 1:16:59Speaker 03

  That's my dog, bro. My bro and people.

• 1:17:03Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, everything's very grainy now.

• 1:17:05Speaker 03

  Yeah. Nice studio, guy.

• 1:17:07Caleb Hammer?

  Thank you.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Third in the world.

• 1:17:09Caleb Hammer?

  Correct. Okay, so, hospital bill. $800. Well?

• 1:17:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got it collapsed long, and now you probably just made it worse by me breathing in all this. Being real with you.

• 1:17:21Caleb Hammer?

  I'll be making the world a better place. So, what happened?

• 1:17:25Speaker 03

  Clops lung.

• 1:17:26Caleb Hammer?

  Why?

• 1:17:27Speaker 03

  Um, smoking.

• 1:17:28Caleb Hammer?

  Is there a why?

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was smoking, I was smoking too much.

• 1:17:32Caleb Hammer?

  I'm glad you're putting that content out there for more kids to smoke.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  It was for money. There was a video, I had to do it with like a dab rig, so I turned it as hot as I could to get more smoke, trying to please the company, make their product look good, and I like singed my lungs and like, I'm really sticky right now, dude. Everything.

• 1:17:47Caleb Hammer?

  We actually have a shower here. You, you can use it.

• 1:17:49Speaker 03

  I'm not using your shower, bro. I'm be real. I don't know what you doing that thing.

• 1:17:53Caleb Hammer?

  I was trying to be nice for the first time this episode.

• 1:17:55Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's a little, little too late for that one.

• 1:17:58Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. Uh, okay.

• 1:18:03Caleb Hammer?

  No. Is that first part true?

• 1:18:06Speaker 03

  Is what true?

• 1:18:07Caleb Hammer?

  Do I even say that? Do I say it?

• 1:18:12Caleb Hammer?

  What you told Lindsay and Colton?

• 1:18:14Speaker 03

  I told them a lot. What did I tell them?

• 1:18:19Caleb Hammer?

  You better do it before this episode comes out, because then it's just mean, right? Do I say it? You were telling them that you're planning on breaking up with her anyway.

• 1:18:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's cut. That's cut. I'm gonna be real, it's cut. I'm gonna be so honest.

• 1:18:33Caleb Hammer?

  Well.

• 1:18:34Speaker 03

  I gotta keep the peace, bro. I gotta keep the peace for, while I can.

• 1:18:39Speaker 03

  Peace is probably gone after this, but it's okay.

• 1:18:41Caleb Hammer?

  So... But the thing is...

• 1:18:46Caleb Hammer?

  Can we be real?

• 1:18:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:48Caleb Hammer?

  You're with her for the money.

• 1:18:50Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 1:18:52Caleb Hammer?

  Why else?

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  We have pets together, bro.

• 1:18:53Caleb Hammer?

  If you're ready to... So that's it. So it's the pets and the money?

• 1:18:56Speaker 03

  Yes, I got four pets.

• 1:18:57Caleb Hammer?

  Because you're already [bleep] other bitches.

• 1:18:59Speaker 03

  No. No.

• 1:19:01Caleb Hammer?

  No one has that Tinder or those messages without...

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  Damn, really [bleep]. Dude, I got, like, no, no. I don't got that. Look at me, I'm, who would want to [bleep] this, covered in...

• 1:19:13Caleb Hammer?

  No, you're an attractive guy.

• 1:19:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got makeup on now.

• 1:19:17Caleb Hammer?

  Gamer Subside, GG, cocaine. It does taste good, you know, it tastes, I taste it in the air.

• 1:19:21Speaker 03

  No, I still do. I'm breathing it in.

• 1:19:24Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, no, it's very delicious. Okay, but, um, yeah, I think you're just, if you've already made up your mind, you're just choosing to stay for the rent.

• 1:19:32Speaker 03

  No, not even.

• 1:19:32Caleb Hammer?

  Which is really sad that you're taking advantage of someone.

• 1:19:34Speaker 03

  I could go somewhere else if I want to go somewhere else. I don't...

• 1:19:36Caleb Hammer?

  But the way that you're already done, you're already choosing that and you're [bleep] other people and talking to other people, this is really sad.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  It's not, you're making it sound worse than it really is.

• 1:19:46Caleb Hammer?

  Am I? Am I? I want to stick up for her, man. It's not fair.

• 1:19:54Caleb Hammer?

  It's not fair. Eight hundred dollars for the medical bills, you could pay it off with your five thousand that comes in. Especially if she's taking care of all the bills anyway, man. This is pathetic, what you are doing. To another person that has real feelings. Real feelings.

• 1:20:09Speaker 03

  This is like, I feel like you're making it a lot worse than it really is.

• 1:20:12Caleb Hammer?

  Am I? Make it sound better than-

• 1:20:13Speaker 03

  I'm young, I'm a young kid, I'm not doing anything bad.

• 1:20:16Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you're twenty-four, you're not a kid, you're a young adult-ish.

• 1:20:19Speaker 03

  And I'm just living my life, having fun, like-

• 1:20:21Caleb Hammer?

  Exactly, but you are using her feelings for that.

• 1:20:24Speaker 03

  No, definitely not.

• 1:20:25Caleb Hammer?

  You can have fun, or you can be with her, choose. Once again, you guys are open, but you're not, so it doesn't matter.

• 1:20:30Speaker 03

  We were when we first got together for like a little bit.

• 1:20:32Caleb Hammer?

  Doesn't matter, you're not now.

• 1:20:33Speaker 03

  No, yeah, yeah, no.

• 1:20:35Caleb Hammer?

  And also, that was like three years ago.

• 1:20:37Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:20:38Caleb Hammer?

  A random paid for this one hundred sixty-four dollars and seventy-six cents.

• 1:20:44Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:20:46Caleb Hammer?

  A random paying for one hundred sixty-four dollars, seventy-six cents?

• 1:20:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know what that's from.

• 1:20:51Caleb Hammer?

  Great, wonderful. Okay, well, you owe thirty days, fifteen days, twice a month, sixty days.

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  I'm a beer, like, I owe Klarna money, I owe that money, I owe a lot of money, I just-

• 1:21:03Caleb Hammer?

  Why? What's your plan here? What's the game plan?

• 1:21:05Speaker 03

  I'm taking the bad credit, because eventually I can fix that in the future. I gotta do what I gotta do now to do what I gotta do.

• 1:21:11Caleb Hammer?

  What's the game plan, though? What's your overall plan? What are we trying to do here?

• 1:21:15Speaker 03

  I'mma get it to the point where I'm making, if I make like double what I'm making now, I could live comfortably, I'll be fine.

• 1:21:21Caleb Hammer?

  Maybe, but I feel like you'll just lifestyle inflate yourself up to that anyway.

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm already living like a little inflated than I should be, I feel like.

• 1:21:28Caleb Hammer?

  That's why you're forcing her to stay with you. Pathetically. Uh, well, it's gonna be like sixty-nine bucks a month, I think. Think. Really hard to say, I mean, these are, this is a mess to go through.

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, tell me about it. I didn't even know, I had to kind of figure all this out for the show, I didn't even know I owed this much, to be real.

• 1:21:48Caleb Hammer?

  Seriously, how this goes, my friend. Oh, the, the fine for the Santa Monica Pier! Four thousand!

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:56Caleb Hammer?

  Does it have to be lump sum? Can you get on a payment plan with them, with the court, maybe?

• 1:22:00Speaker 03

  I can't do a payment plan, but it'll be through the courts.

• 1:22:03Caleb Hammer?

  How much? What did they say the payment plan would be?

• 1:22:06Speaker 03

  I was in jail when that whole thing happened, and so I think I have a set, I think it's a set amount that I have to pay, because I could not be there. They wouldn't take me for certain court dates. And that was one of them.

• 1:22:17Caleb Hammer?

  Did you even get views on this?

• 1:22:19Speaker 03

  Um, I got like a million view video on Instagram short.

• 1:22:23Caleb Hammer?

  It wasn't worth it.

• 1:22:24Speaker 03

  Long form did I, it got like a couple thousand.

• 1:22:27Caleb Hammer?

  And wasn't even close to worth it, you certainly didn't make that back.

• 1:22:30Speaker 03

  I thought I was gonna die.

• 1:22:31Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 1:22:32Speaker 03

  No, genuinely, bro. Waves were pouring me out, I almost died.

• 1:22:35Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, why do you think you should, that's far, it's in the ocean out there.

• 1:22:39Speaker 03

  The day after that to climb the Hollywood sign and then all that went down, so I didn't get that far.

• 1:22:42Caleb Hammer?

  Man, what is wrong with you? You people that just use the world for your content. It's disgusting.

• 1:22:51Speaker 03

  So I'm still choking, I don't know if you threw it, man.

• 1:22:53Caleb Hammer?

  These are real people, real things and real consequences. It's, the world doesn't exist just for you, you main character complex freak. It's not.

• 1:23:04Speaker 03

  I don't know, I feel like you live just a different life than me, you're like to be boring.

• 1:23:09Caleb Hammer?

  Right, I don't abuse people for the sake of my show.

• 1:23:13Speaker 03

  You're just boring, you don't know how to have fun, you're boring.

• 1:23:16Caleb Hammer?

  Fun is almost dying from jumping off the pier.

• 1:23:18Speaker 03

  You're gonna get old and die one day and regret your life.

• 1:23:21Caleb Hammer?

  What am I gonna be regretting? You really do think you're Togi? What am I gonna be regretting?

• 1:23:24Speaker 03

  I think I'm Togi.

• 1:23:26Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, you're copying and pasting exactly what he said. What will I be regretting?

• 1:23:31Speaker 03

  Not having fun.

• 1:23:32Caleb Hammer?

  I have fun. I don't jump off a pier.

• 1:23:37Speaker 03

  Yes, that wasn't fun, I'm gonna be, that was not fun.

• 1:23:40Caleb Hammer?

  I don't climb the Hollywood sign.

• 1:23:42Speaker 03

  I didn't.

• 1:23:43Caleb Hammer?

  I don't break the law. That's me not having fun. I don't go to jail. Oopsie.

• 1:23:48Speaker 03

  I know, it's just two different lifestyles, bro.

• 1:23:50Caleb Hammer?

  What is it? Using and abusing my girlfriend? You're right, I don't.

• 1:23:54Speaker 03

  Abusing's crazy.

• 1:23:56Caleb Hammer?

  Using.

• 1:23:56Speaker 03

  And, what did you say?

• 1:23:58Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, well, he doesn't deny the using part.

• 1:24:01Speaker 03

  I don't abuse nothing.

• 1:24:02Caleb Hammer?

  Quite telling. Okay, not actually abusing, but using.

• 1:24:05Speaker 03

  Sure, not abusing though.

• 1:24:08Caleb Hammer?

  Clear the air on that one.

• 1:24:09Speaker 03

  Okay. Like.

• 1:24:10Caleb Hammer?

  You just have to make it.

• 1:24:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, it tastes, it's not bad, actually, it tastes good.

• 1:24:14Caleb Hammer?

  It's very delicious, gamer stuff is yummy.

• 1:24:16Speaker 03

  Can you give me some, for free? Actually?

• 1:24:19Caleb Hammer?

  You deserved it after what?

• 1:24:20Speaker 03

  Yo, that's what's up, bet that.

• 1:24:22Caleb Hammer?

  You deserved it. You're a bad person, but you deserve it.

• 1:24:24Speaker 03

  Hey, I appreciate you.

• 1:24:26Caleb Hammer?

  We had a little too much fun there.

• 1:24:28Speaker 03

  No, I was not, that was, you're an asshole.

• 1:24:30Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 1:24:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:32Caleb Hammer?

  But also, I told you something would happen if you didn't give me your phone back and I got him to send a waiver.

• 1:24:36Speaker 03

  I told you something was gonna happen, you didn't give me my phone.

• 1:24:38Caleb Hammer?

  Still do.

• 1:24:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, you still do, and it still hasn't happened yet.

• 1:24:41Caleb Hammer?

  Nothing you can do, cuz he'll get shot.

• 1:24:42Speaker 03

  Okay. Security left. Obviously, he doesn't care about you that much.

• 1:24:46Caleb Hammer?

  But he's watching right now.

• 1:24:49Speaker 03

  Where? He has cameras?

• 1:24:50Caleb Hammer?

  Can't see him.

• 1:24:51Speaker 03

  Oh, wow. Okay.

• 1:24:54Speaker 03

  Oh, that's how he got here so quick.

• 1:24:56Caleb Hammer?

  You think he leaves? You think he just leaves me in here with you freaks?

• 1:25:00Speaker 03

  That's what it seemed like for a little bit there.

• 1:25:02Caleb Hammer?

  Uh-uh. No siree. Okay, so the monthly plan, what could it be like 50 bucks or 100 bucks, 500 bucks?

• 1:25:10Speaker 03

  What monthly plan? I did. I was not at the court day, bro. I think it's a full state payment.

• 1:25:14Caleb Hammer?

  Lawyer didn't tell you?

• 1:25:14Speaker 03

  I had an attorney and not even a real lawyer, bro.

• 1:25:17Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, reimbursement for medical expenses, a dog bite incident.

• 1:25:20Speaker 03

  Oh, God. Yeah, that's three. I'm go- I have to go home after this and go to court for that, actually.

• 1:25:26Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 1:25:27Speaker 03

  My- and it is fake. There's this group, there's these- I was walking my dog, right? We're in a park, tennis court, my dog was playing, and these two- Yeah, pit bull. How do you know that? Pit bull. It's not a big-

• 1:25:38Caleb Hammer?

  Because you're in a dog bite incident.

• 1:25:40Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be real, that's racist.

• 1:25:43Caleb Hammer?

  Then I'm racist.

• 1:25:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:25:45Caleb Hammer?

  It's normal. Pit bulls are just a type of dog. That are conveniently all the dog bites.

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• 1:26:20Speaker 03

  Uh, that's true. My dog was playing in this park and escaped the tennis court while these two lesbians were walking.

• 1:26:29Caleb Hammer?

  That's racist!

• 1:26:33Caleb Hammer?

  And what about these lesbians?

• 1:26:35Speaker 03

  Bro, they- okay, they were walking their husky, and my dog saw them and was just trying to say hi. You're making this- Okay, cuz I have to go court over this.

• 1:26:43Caleb Hammer?

  He was just trying to say hi with this.

• 1:26:45Speaker 03

  No, I have to go court over this. So take this seriously, please, okay?

• 1:26:48Caleb Hammer?

  I am.

• 1:26:48Speaker 03

  Fighting this case to not have to pay this, so.

• 1:26:51Caleb Hammer?

  Well, this will come out after your court case, but.

• 1:26:52Speaker 03

  My dog ran at these people to say hi, bit their dog in the neck, the husky, and held on, held on to the husky. The husky's name was Odin, right? So these two people are freaking out. They pulled a gun out on me, pointing at my dog, freaking out. Odin, the other dog, is tweaking, wagging his head all around, turned around and bit one of the lesbians in like the arm or the hand. She needs stitches, all stuff. She went to the hospital like 10 times, by the way, for stitches. Saying that my dog is the one that bit her and my dog did not bite her.

• 1:27:22Caleb Hammer?

  You know, even incredibly progressive countries like the United Kingdom ban pit bulls. You guys know this?

• 1:27:27Speaker 03

  You, I don't live there. Pipples are wonderful dogs, bro. They're good with kids. They're caring. They're wonderful dogs, bro. You're, I just.

• 1:27:35Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, leave this one with a kid.

• 1:27:36Speaker 03

  Person you are to think that a certain type of dog.

• 1:27:38Caleb Hammer?

  Or I just go with statistics.

• 1:27:40Speaker 03

  But, okay, be real, maybe my dog's like a rescue, was abused and all stuff. She's three years old. I actually just got her. That happened.

• 1:27:46Caleb Hammer?

  Awfully sure.

• 1:27:47Speaker 03

  She got locked up just like me, bro, for like 10 days.

• 1:27:50Caleb Hammer?

  Fair. Surprise she wasn't forced to be put down.

• 1:27:52Speaker 03

  Okay, that's really, you guys say about my dog, bro?

• 1:27:54Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, she's that violent. Like, I think that's.

• 1:27:56Speaker 03

  Not violent at all. She loves people. I, I'm, I be filming at my house, having like 20 people over. She's fine.

• 1:28:02Caleb Hammer?

  I don't want her to be put down, but sometimes it's like the rule.

• 1:28:04Speaker 03

  I don't think it's like a three-strike sort of type of thing.

• 1:28:07Caleb Hammer?

  I'm not sure. Okay, so the lesbians are suing you?

• 1:28:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:28:11Caleb Hammer?

  For 3,000 bucks?

• 1:28:12Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:28:13Caleb Hammer?

  Fair. Your dog is the one that caused it.

• 1:28:16Speaker 03

  No, my dog ran at them.

• 1:28:18Caleb Hammer?

  The incident.

• 1:28:19Speaker 03

  The, the, the.

• 1:28:19Caleb Hammer?

  And put the husky's mouth in his, or neck in his mouth.

• 1:28:23Speaker 03

  Didn't even leave a mark. My dog got more messed up than, than the husky. They're, they're doing this just to do it, bro.

• 1:28:29Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, me.

• 1:28:31Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 1:28:32Caleb Hammer?

  Money owed to his girlfriend $30,000 and she's never getting that back. She's so.

• 1:28:36Speaker 03

  That's just a.

• 1:28:37Caleb Hammer?

  She's so, you've abused, this is, this is abuse, financial abuse. You are emotionally and financially abusing her. You're a disgusting person.

• 1:28:48Speaker 03

  I don't, I think, so when, one day when I make it and I do become successful, 30,000 isn't that much money, bro. Like, why are you back on my, you just love my phone.

• 1:28:57Caleb Hammer?

  Can you tell me your code?

• 1:28:58Speaker 03

  No, I can't. 420, 420.

• 1:29:03Speaker 03

  Like.

• 1:29:04Caleb Hammer?

  It actually is.

• 1:29:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, it really is, Caleb. It was zero and then people guessed that.

• 1:29:11Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be real, deal with all this, I'm gonna need a lot more than just one of these things, bro.

• 1:29:15Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, that's energy. Don't relapse.

• 1:29:18Speaker 03

  Don't relapse?

• 1:29:20Caleb Hammer?

  Please.

• 1:29:21Speaker 03

  With caffeine?

• 1:29:22Caleb Hammer?

  No, I'm saying if it gets tough, please seek help instead of...

• 1:29:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I'm not gonna do, I'm done doing drugs. I just smoked my weed and drank some, I don't drink, actually, I'm on probation.

• 1:29:30Caleb Hammer?

  Those are still drugs.

• 1:29:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's legal.

• 1:29:34Caleb Hammer?

  Medical for your back pain.

• 1:29:35Speaker 03

  Not here, though, don't you get arrested here for smoking?

• 1:29:37Caleb Hammer?

  Ah, everyone smokes.

• 1:29:40Speaker 03

  I got, I had some weed on me, I was going through, right here, deer here, and, uh, Border Patrol pulled me out of the car. Uh, I think it was in New Mexico, pulled me out of the car.

• 1:29:47Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, it was in Texas.

• 1:29:48Speaker 03

  And I searched my car, it's right neck, neighbors, right?

• 1:29:51Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, that makes it Texas, I guess.

• 1:29:52Speaker 03

  Pretty much. I was driving through Texas. This show sucks, no one's gonna watch this. This is horrible.

• 1:30:01Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 1:30:04Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, leave a comment saying... He's a piece of shit. No, that'll all get butted.

• 1:30:12Speaker 03

  Leave a comment saying that Caleb fell off.

• 1:30:15Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, leave a comment saying Caleb fell off if you're still watching at this point.

• 1:30:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, thank you.

• 1:30:21Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, this thirty thousand dollars, I feel horrible for you, and she keeps asking for it, I'm being told, and you just lie about your spending to her instead.

• 1:30:28Speaker 03

  It's not that bad, I'm gonna pay her back.

• 1:30:29Caleb Hammer?

  And you took the money from a deal with a company to go gambling, instead of paying her back, cuz you're just a pathetic, horrible person. Okay, Citizens Bank, started with fourteen cents. That's insane, ended with four forty-five, again, money did come in.

• 1:30:44Speaker 03

  Who really uses bank accounts nowadays, though?

• 1:30:47Caleb Hammer?

  I, I, I'm just, buddy.

• 1:30:48Speaker 03

  Like, you're the financial guy, of course you have a bank account, I'm saying, bro, I use Cash App.

• 1:30:51Caleb Hammer?

  Nuevo Ball, KCS Rib, instead of paying back the girlfriend, Bradford, KCS Rib, pull some bullshit, stop it and get in some bullshit, get in some bullshit, venomin' out two hundred dollars, probably for drugs.

• 1:31:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:31:03Caleb Hammer?

  Bungies, margarita, margarita, bistro, bistro, bistro, bistro, Cash App out, hopeless clip, you're, oh, you're paying for clipping, that's good.

• 1:31:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't have a team like you, Caleb.

• 1:31:16Caleb Hammer?

  I did my own clipping, thank you, I didn't have a service to it.

• 1:31:18Speaker 03

  And they probably sucked.

• 1:31:20Caleb Hammer?

  Nope, that's actually how we blew up. Good response.

• 1:31:24Speaker 03

  She gave me some advice.

• 1:31:26Caleb Hammer?

  Make better content. Stop abusing people. You're disgusting freak and nobody likes you.

• 1:31:29Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:31:30Caleb Hammer?

  Cause you're an actual degenerate and pathetic waste of space in our society. Red arrow, Cash App. That's why I was okay with throwing powder at you that you're not gonna be able to wash out for like a few days.

• 1:31:40Speaker 03

  No, dude, I'm...

• 1:31:41Caleb Hammer?

  That's because you're a horrible person. I did exactly what you do to other people. You go and ruin other people's life for your content.

• 1:31:46Speaker 03

  I do not throw random stuff at people. I like just...

• 1:31:48Caleb Hammer?

  You're a prank YouTuber. You probably have done much worse.

• 1:31:50Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:31:51Caleb Hammer?

  University, bullshit, Burlington Stores, Alamo, Providence Gate, to buy something, bullshit.

• 1:32:00Speaker 03

  Dubai? Oh, Dubai chocolate? Have you had that?

• 1:32:03Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 1:32:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's gross.

• 1:32:05Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, it's not great.

• 1:32:07Caleb Hammer?

  Tex, which is interesting because I love, I like chocolate and I love pistachio, but it doesn't work for me. And sometimes there's menton. I really don't like menton. Cowabunga, woof meow family bullshit, the goat man.

• 1:32:19Speaker 03

  I take care of my dog.

• 1:32:20Caleb Hammer?

  Soho Bistro.

• 1:32:21Speaker 03

  I buy toys and treats for my dog.

• 1:32:22Caleb Hammer?

  And give it more nutrients to grow that jaw to latch onto another living thing.

• 1:32:26Speaker 03

  Again, racist.

• 1:32:28Caleb Hammer?

  Sure.

• 1:32:29Speaker 03

  It is.

• 1:32:29Caleb Hammer?

  NYX, Show Bistro, every purchase is bullshit. There's actually not one necessity in here. Cash App, Cash App, Cash App, Amazon.

• 1:32:40Caleb Hammer?

  ATM withdraw. This is more. This is like, nothing in here. Savings 10 10.

• 1:32:47Speaker 03

  10,000?

• 1:32:47Caleb Hammer?

  10 dollars. 10 dollars to 10 dollars. If you put some money in, took it out. Dollar Tree, Amazon, bullshit, bullshit, Amazon, Amazon, Dunkin'. Oh, it's all... Amazon, Amazon, Petco. That might be okay. Bullshit, Dave and Buster's, Dave and Buster's, Dave and Buster's, Dunkin'. Amazon, Dunkin', Bonds Mobile, Applebee's, ATM withdraw, TJ Maxx, Domino's, Applebee's, bullshit, PetSmart, bullshit. Bullshit, Bon Bon's Mobile, Louis Italian. You spend more on bullshit going out to eat than like almost anyone that even comes on the show.

• 1:33:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't like the cook.

• 1:33:20Caleb Hammer?

  And you won't pay her back. And you won't pay her. I don't care if you like the cook. You should pay her back.

• 1:33:23Speaker 03

  She eats the food too. You're acting like I'm the only one eating it.

• 1:33:26Caleb Hammer?

  I don't, well, yeah, no, she eats a lot. I know.

• 1:33:28Speaker 03

  No, that's wild, bro. I'm gonna be real.

• 1:33:31Caleb Hammer?

  Well, she's very fat. That's okay.

• 1:33:32Speaker 03

  You gotta be care, I got a full can. Just saying.

• 1:33:36Caleb Hammer?

  I have like 10.

• 1:33:38Caleb Hammer?

  Wanna play this game?

• 1:33:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll ruin your studio right now.

• 1:33:41Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, and then I just have to pay the players a little more, that's fine.

• 1:33:44Speaker 03

  Buy a new studio, so it's gonna have to happen.

• 1:33:46Caleb Hammer?

  Pay the Mexicans a little more, and we love them.

• 1:33:49Speaker 03

  And you're not racist, it's crazy.

• 1:33:51Caleb Hammer?

  Absolutely not, in fact, I would, I, eighty percent of my company is Mexican.

• 1:33:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:33:58Caleb Hammer?

  I have a black friend. It's a trope, right? Okay. Bullshit, it's all bullshit. You spend, um, Miss Lane's bullshit, like, almost, uh, seven hundred and fifty bucks, going at the six hundred bucks, uh, just bullshit.

• 1:34:11Speaker 03

  Not that bad.

• 1:34:11Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, it's all bad when you owe your girlfriend money. This is more pages and pages of bullshit. You're a really bad person.

• 1:34:17Speaker 03

  I'm really not that bad, bro.

• 1:34:18Caleb Hammer?

  You're a really disgusting, horrible person, and I'm not gonna waste my time by giving you a budget and shit like that. I'm not gonna waste their time, you're just a disgusting, not gonna.

• 1:34:26Speaker 03

  Get a budget.

• 1:34:26Caleb Hammer?

  Correct, because what is thirty even budget? You blow it all on bullshit. You don't have a consistent income anyway.

• 1:34:31Speaker 03

  Budget, budget.

• 1:34:32Caleb Hammer?

  Summary, uh, pay your girlfriend back, let her loose and let her live her life. You're a disgusting, horrible individual.

• 1:34:39Speaker 03

  Though, like.

• 1:34:40Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, but she gave it to you, and you're a pathetic worm.

• 1:34:42Speaker 03

  Years, and I am expected to pay back all at once.

• 1:34:44Caleb Hammer?

  I'm gonna call her in the post-show, I'll see you there. Join Hammer Elite, click that join button, I'm not giving this man an ounce of my effort. He's a pathetic scumbag that deserves nothing. Locked him up and he deserved to be there even longer, disgusting, nasty, generous.

• 1:34:57Speaker 03

  Someday, you get beat.

• 1:34:59Caleb Hammer?

  Beat?

• 1:35:00Speaker 03

  You would not survive in jail.

• 1:35:02Caleb Hammer?

  No, I wouldn't, I'm soft!

• 1:35:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I really, I pray and hope that that happens to you someday.

• 1:35:07Caleb Hammer?

  Why? What am I doing?

• 1:35:09Speaker 03

  What are you, okay.

• 1:35:10Caleb Hammer?

  Well, what's gonna get me there?

• 1:35:13Speaker 03

  Assaulting me, maybe?

• 1:35:14Caleb Hammer?

  Nah, he signed it away.

• 1:35:17Speaker 03

  That's why you do that. See, you're a manipulative.

• 1:35:21Caleb Hammer?

  You came on the show, you signed standard paperwork.

• 1:35:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, so you can assault your guests.

• 1:35:27Caleb Hammer?

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