Bonus Giggly Hotline: dumpsters, flirting, and nesting

This week we did a bonus episode with ‪@dunkin where the gigglers called in with their juiciest summer drama, most urgent questions, and more. #sponsoredbyDunkin

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• 1:35Speaker 02

  Sup, Giggler? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 1:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Since I'm back in America, I'm so sorry. Okay, but there's nothing I love more than air conditioning and a Dunkin's refresher. Oh, my god. One, because there's so much ice, and we need ice to live. But it is truly like the perfect cooldown.

• 2:07Hannah Berner?

  I also, it reminds me of like being a little kid when you're running around the playground and you've never been more thirsty in your life because your parents like forgot about you.

• 2:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 2:14Hannah Berner?

  And then you finally get like a refreshing drink and you're like, that's me with my Dunker. Also, I just realized you can like customize them, not me nerding out my Dunker refreshers, but I know you like sparkling.

• 2:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 2:27Hannah Berner?

  So I got you the sparkling, um, actually that's cherry peach.

• 2:30Paige DeSorbo?

  You didn't get me the sparkling, you accidentally got sparkling.

• 2:34Hannah Berner?

  No, I swear to God, I got you the sparkling, got me the peach mango.

• 2:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, fine.

• 2:37Hannah Berner?

  And then I thought that was mine.

• 2:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Peach mango, yeah. It was the whole thing.

• 2:43Hannah Berner?

  But we're here and we're so excited. We're doing these bonus episodes because we love the call-ins.

• 2:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 2:49Hannah Berner?

  Like hearing the gigglers' voices and knowing that they're real.

• 2:53Paige DeSorbo?

  We're the new Delilah.

• 2:55Hannah Berner?

  What's that reference?

• 2:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember when we were little and it was on the radio and it was like, "Ask Delilah." And she had like a really soothing voice. I think she's still around. I don't want to like.

• 3:03Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God.

• 3:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Hypothetically murder.

• 3:05Hannah Berner?

  I never listen to that. I just listen to the fan where they go, "What's up? This is Mike Bercario. Who's calling in from Staten Island? The Mets."

• 3:13Paige DeSorbo?

  We're so different.

• 3:13Hannah Berner?

  We're different. So this is Delilah. Grace picked all the questions that you guys submitted and some gossip.

• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 3:21Hannah Berner?

  So we haven't heard any of the questions and she's gonna lay it in on us.

• 3:25Paige DeSorbo?

  She's just gonna rapid fire. Okay, let's go with our first.

• 3:28Hannah Berner?

  And Chris, Chris is also involved. We give credit where credit is due.

• 3:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Hello, hello. Our first caller.

• 3:33Speaker 05

  Hey, girls. Now that Paige is in her single girl summer era, I was wondering what your guys' favorite bit is when you're meeting a guy. It could be a fake accent, a fake life story, just anything. We love when you commit to a bit.

• 3:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I haven't committed to a bit in a while with like meeting a guy because my life, I don't need to.

• 4:00Hannah Berner?

  Because I looked in the mirror.

• 4:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I'm living in truth and that itself has become a bit.

• 4:07Hannah Berner?

  Some girl, girls like love the accent thing, which honestly, it's very freeing. Um, but then like if you start to like him, you're like, oh no, how do we get out of this?

• 4:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I've started this off with a lie.

• 4:16Hannah Berner?

  Yes, but also keep him on his toes.

• 4:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I feel like my bit recently is just like not speaking.

• 4:25Hannah Berner?

  Honestly, like people need to learn from your silence.

• 4:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, less is more.

• 4:30Hannah Berner?

  Were you silenced or silence?

• 4:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And I've realized that like dating rules.

• 4:36Hannah Berner?

  They will come.

• 4:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 4:37Hannah Berner?

  They are mosquitoes.

• 4:40Hannah Berner?

  We are the flame.

• 4:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 4:42Hannah Berner?

  Is that the quote? Close enough. They are moths, we are the light. They will come. Honestly, that's so true, though. Girls are lights, men are moths. But also I, my bit is I like to fuck around with the friends. And when I say fuck around, I don't mean like hooking up. It's more like it's easier for me to joke around with someone who I'm not physically attracted to.

• 5:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 5:05Hannah Berner?

  So I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm getting callbacks.

• 5:07Paige DeSorbo?

  So if she's talking to you and she's laughing, she thinks you're hideous.

• 5:11Hannah Berner?

  You ever seen those TikToks?

• 5:12Paige DeSorbo?

  How many guys are there like, I thought me and Hannah had a really good rapport. She just thought you were butt ugly.

• 5:18Hannah Berner?

  Do you know those TikToks where the girl's like me when I'm not attracted to a guy? And she's like, hey, nice to see you, how are you? And it's like me when I'm attracted to a guy and you're just mute.

• 5:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Being so weird.

• 5:27Hannah Berner?

  And you walk away. So I like, you know, someone's wearing a Yankees jersey, I say something like, you know, you throw in what you know.

• 5:34Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so funny when you say that because I was gonna say, you have such good like male references that almost like hook them because they're like, wait, how does she know that? And you're like, I'm a woman in sports.

• 5:48Hannah Berner?

  I always thought that I was dabbling on pick me. Because I love sports.

• 5:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but that, no, but you love sports.

• 5:56Hannah Berner?

  But I use it. Wait, first of all, it's true and I use it for female empowerment.

• 6:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Can't be pick me if it's true.

• 6:03Hannah Berner?

  It's true. So when I know about sports, I'm able to get it in with any of the guys and immediately grab their attention. My problem now, obviously I'm not dating.

• 6:14Hannah Berner?

  But I find myself, cuz I do so much crowd work comedy. If there's a man in my vicinity, I'm like, so what do you do for work? And it starts normal and then they say something and I'm like, consultant is not a real job.

• 6:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And now you're making fun of them.

• 6:29Hannah Berner?

  And then I'm making fun of them, like, what's with this outfit?

• 6:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And they're like, we're at a work dinner.

• 6:32Hannah Berner?

  I have to stop myself cuz like, that's just where my brain goes and my friends are like, you're, what's going on?

• 6:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Your brain immediately goes to making fun of them. I'm the same way. I'm just like, oh, that was actually so mean, I didn't even mean that.

• 6:46Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just about who told you to wear those shoes, you know?

• 6:49Hannah Berner?

  Or you're just stating facts, you're not even trying to be funny, you're just like, be honest. So, I honestly think going in though with taking it not seriously when you're dating will take you far.

• 7:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Because it's not serious.

• 7:02Hannah Berner?

  When you take it so serious where after every bad date, you're like walking around the street being like, but someone, which we've all done. But like, it's not that serious. Make it a rom com, not a drama.

• 7:13Paige DeSorbo?

  People are dying.

• 7:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Next question.

• 7:18Hannah Berner?

  This one Grace is gonna read cuz it was written in.

• 7:21Speaker 06

  I was going into my freshman year of college and my sister and I drove down in one car and my parents followed us in another car. Fast forward, my sister and I arrive at my college, my parents finally meet us and my dad says, Paige, I'm so sorry, but none of the clothes you packed made it here. Turns out the thing they packed on top of the car opened on the turnpike and all of my clothes fell out. All of my clothes just sprinkled all over the turnpike. Just a few short weeks later, not only did I need to break up with my boyfriend, I also kindly had to tell him I couldn't return any of his clothing because they blew away.

• 7:55Hannah Berner?

  Are you okay? Are you okay?

• 7:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 7:57Hannah Berner?

  She's like shaking.

• 7:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that, I could cry. That would bring me to actual, I'd have to be committed. Well, first I'd double homicide my mom and my dad, they'll go together, they'll be fine. Because eh, there's no self-awareness whatsoever in that car. No self, not a rearview mirror check at all. I'm more concerned that the dad does not know how to drive. You didn't one time check.

• 8:23Hannah Berner?

  Check your mirrors.

• 8:24Paige DeSorbo?

  And see that something was blowing off the roof of your car.

• 8:27Hannah Berner?

  Greg taught me that. Check your mirrors. Also, God forbid a sundress hits the car behind you, they can't see. It's the whole turnpike explodes.

• 8:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, what?

• 8:37Hannah Berner?

  Also, I feel like, at what point were they like, oh shit, there's clothes everywhere, should we stop and try to get the clothes back? Or did they just arrive and go, that's weird?

• 8:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, where did the logistics with the parents?

• 8:48Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I feel like there's missing parts to the story and they just, maybe they hated your clothes. This is something my friends would have done, been like, oh no, all your clothes disappeared.

• 8:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I need to do something nice for this girl because I'm, like, also, like, you're a freshman in college. Do you know how many going out tops she probably ordered?

• 9:04Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my god.

• 9:06Paige DeSorbo?

  They're all gone.

• 9:06Hannah Berner?

  Well, clearly she ordered a lot because they didn't fit in the trunk.

• 9:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 9:10Hannah Berner?

  This is you going to college. This is you going to college.

• 9:13Paige DeSorbo?

  So what is the question? What does she do? I mean, you have to move, change your name, you have to start over.

• 9:18Hannah Berner?

  The good news is that you broke up with your boyfriend, so let's.

• 9:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, let's rejoice for that.

• 9:22Hannah Berner?

  Let's rejoice, you're going to college, you're single.

• 9:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I think you just have to, you have to reframe it and you have to think, and who, what is the style that I want to be in college? Because you're starting fresh, you're starting anew. You have to.

• 9:36Hannah Berner?

  You know what happened to me at a young age? I got my first, like, actual earrings.

• 9:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 9:42Hannah Berner?

  I think it was like, not Tiffany, but it was one of those, like, it was nice, like, my first ever, like, nice gift.

• 9:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Pair of earrings.

• 9:48Hannah Berner?

  And the first day, I lost it.

• 9:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:52Hannah Berner?

  In the drain.

• 9:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 9:53Hannah Berner?

  Of course. And in that moment, I said, I don't deserve nice things.

• 9:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:57Hannah Berner?

  And I said, you know what? Happiness does not come from Tiffany's.

• 10:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Materialistic.

• 10:01Hannah Berner?

  Material. So maybe this was a sign from the universe saying, you are still valuable even if you don't have your clothes.

• 10:08Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what my mom says? Don't love anything that can't love you back.

• 10:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And I said, um, have you ever

• 10:16Hannah Berner?

  That was Marilyn Monroe, but continue.

• 10:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you ever seen my vintage Chanel? Get a grip, woman. Get a friggin' grip.

• 10:22Hannah Berner?

  There is something though about losing things that is so bad. Like you're like, if I lost this from a man to like your wallet, you're like, I'll never survive. And then you realize you do.

• 10:32Paige DeSorbo?

  It upsets me because I never lose things. So when I do lose something, I'm so mad at myself because I'm like, this is not you.

• 10:39Hannah Berner?

  See, our family, we lose everything every day.

• 10:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:43Hannah Berner?

  And there's a freeingness to it because I say,

• 10:46Paige DeSorbo?

  It sounds free.

• 10:46Hannah Berner?

  Where's my torso? I don't know. And I don't care.

• 10:49Paige DeSorbo?

  We lost it.

• 10:49Hannah Berner?

  We lost it. But you know what we have? I was gonna say our brains, but we don't always have them.

• 10:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I lose that all the time. Lose my mind.

• 10:56Hannah Berner?

  Lose your mind. So this is a learning lesson for you. I'm um, message us. We'll see if we can, we can get you some stuff.

• 11:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I need to help her out. I, I think it, and but the meat and potatoes of it is you're, you're starting a new stylistic journey. You're starting a new capsule wardrobe.

• 11:14Hannah Berner?

  You know what?

• 11:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Look at it that way. You're investing in pieces that you actually love and you've gotten rid of all the mishmash.

• 11:20Hannah Berner?

  That is freeing. I love that perspective shift. Also, maybe that high school style is not who you are in college.

• 11:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe this was like a sign from the, they were like, hated it, reinvent yourself.

• 11:32Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, the universe is like, we hate the aesthetic. Sit back, who is that dream girl you want to be? Let's dress like her.

• 11:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:39Hannah Berner?

  I feel like your dressing and dressing in general is a form of manifestation.

• 11:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally. Dress for the job you want. That's why I'm wearing a bra outside my shirt.

• 11:50Speaker 07

  Okay, Grace, what do we have next? Hey, Hannah and Paige. First off, I love you guys. I love getting to giggle with you every Tuesday. It's my favorite day of the week. So my fiance and I just moved in together and he lived alone before. I lived with a roommate, but I wanted to see what advice y'all had for people moving in together for the first time. What are some things you wish you knew before moving in with boyfriends? Things you wish you had done? Anything you've got, I want to hear it. Thanks.

• 12:22Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I love her accent.

• 12:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm the worst person to ask this to.

• 12:25Hannah Berner?

  You don't ever want to move in with anyone.

• 12:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Right when it gets to that point.

• 12:29Hannah Berner?

  Even your children.

• 12:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I say, ooh, gotta go. Got a scram.

• 12:34Hannah Berner?

  Well, I famously moved in with a guy from Craigslist and then started dating him. And it was like the four of us.

• 12:41Paige DeSorbo?

  A classic.

• 12:42Hannah Berner?

  I love moving in with a guy because you immediately know if this is gonna work.

• 12:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:49Hannah Berner?

  Cause there's so much you can get away with and hide when you're not living with them. But then when you live with them, like, everything's out in the open. Um, my advice is to be super upfront about like what you want and what you need. Cause if you don't stand up for yourself, like six months in, you'll be like, I can't believe you do this.

• 13:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, yeah, I think you have to identify the red flags going into it. Like if I'm about to move in with someone and he wants like 50 50 space, we're probably not long-term partners.

• 13:17Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 13:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, because then that trickles into other things that they like, he would want 50 50 and it's just like, it's not my vibe.

• 13:23Hannah Berner?

  No, you're right.

• 13:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I want a man that like, when I'm gonna move in with him, he's like, I'll burn all my stuff. Like, I don't need to even bring it with me.

• 13:29Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes. And I moved into Dez's place during COVID and he let me get a dumpster. Like a full dump truck.

• 13:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:38Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, we're getting rid of everything.

• 13:41Paige DeSorbo?

  We're getting married.

• 13:42Hannah Berner?

  And, and then I literally was like buying candles. Like, it was real nesting. It was crazy, because I've never bought candles for myself, so I don't know who I was trying to be. But I do think it's fun to curate a life for you both, giving him his little space. But you also get to see, like, does he enjoy you, like styling things?

• 14:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:02Hannah Berner?

  You really do bond in a way. It's beautiful. Or you start to wanna murder each other.

• 14:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm. I think the signs are there. You just have to, like, trust them.

• 14:11Hannah Berner?

  Some things to anticipate. Temperatures. Do you like to sleep in a freezing icebox like me? Or do you like it lukewarm like Dez, who's crazy, but he loves me, so he lets me do icebox? Does he make a comment every time he goes to bed and goes, hey, I wanted to Walt Disney myself tonight?

• 14:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. You're like, here's an extra blanket.

• 14:31Hannah Berner?

  We're having fun. Does he go to sleep with a hoodie on sometimes? Yes, I don't give a fuck.

• 14:35Paige DeSorbo?

  We're reframing perspectives.

• 14:36Hannah Berner?

  Exactly. That's what this episode's about. Also, the toothpaste. These are things that you'd never think of when you meet a guy. Is he pushing from the bottom?

• 14:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:48Hannah Berner?

  Is he pushing from the top? Is he, after he puts it on, is he getting rid of the extra stuff on the top? And putting it back together or not? Is he putting it back in the drawer? Is he leaving it out? These are things that cause divorce.

• 15:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's the day to day little things.

• 15:06Hannah Berner?

  When he shaves his face.

• 15:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause he rinses the sink out.

• 15:10Hannah Berner?

  Does he try and it just, it was too difficult for him? Where does he leave his shoes? Does he leave it in a place where you could tear your ACL?

• 15:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you seen that thing on TikTok where it's like men doing like weaponized incompetence?

• 15:22Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 15:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Where like if you ask a guy to do something, he like purposely does it bad or like wrong because he doesn't wanna actually do it. But it's like the easiest thing ever and it's like little things like living together where it's like, can you just like put your towel in the thing?

• 15:33Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, like you do it so much better.

• 15:35Paige DeSorbo?

  And like that, I can't.

• 15:39Hannah Berner?

  That's me with my mom.

• 15:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Because she birthed you, you came out of her womb. Like what it, it's like you want a mom, like I'm not your mom, like this is. So like, I feel like no, going into it, you know, if your boyfriend is like that and that's I could never do. Not saying like, oh, I wouldn't like pick up after him like once in a while, but like I'm not for high, I'm not your maid.

• 16:00Hannah Berner?

  I also will do that to him, just to let him know.

• 16:06Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, that I'm not your maid, you know, like, oh, you want me to make coffee, it's gonna be bad.

• 16:12Hannah Berner?

  But what's funny is I'm pretty bad with like making the bed nice. Like I just convinced myself like I can't do it, but then my friends were visiting last weekend and I need to make the bed.

• 16:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And all of a sudden you were Martha Stewart.

• 16:24Hannah Berner?

  I took like twenty minutes making this bed and I was like smoothing out every single.

• 16:29Paige DeSorbo?

  All of a sudden like in the Navy.

• 16:32Hannah Berner?

  He was like, you've never.

• 16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, I could bounce a quarter off this thing. You like ironed the sheath.

• 16:37Hannah Berner?

  He was like, who did this? And I was like, I don't know. A fairy. But don't look for me to do it again. Oh, side note. I got green tea in mine, in my Dunkin' Refresher. You can get green tea as an option, you could get lemonade, you could get sparkling. It's actually really nice. And I really am into the peach mango right now.

• 16:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:57Hannah Berner?

  I also got less concentrate because I don't always like it too sweet. And Paige is the peach cherry with sparkling. Keep sending us your stories at gigglysummer.com.

• 17:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And if we read yours, you might win our favorite Duncan goodies. Thank you to Duncan for keeping us cool and I love these bonus chats.

• 17:14Hannah Berner?

  I love it. Anything to yap more.

• 17:17Speaker 06

  I'm 27 and living in Boston now. This summer is my 10 year high school reunion. The idea of going makes me want to throw up, but my best friend is going and I'll already be home visiting my parents that weekend, so I'm out of excuses. Do I go? Do I lean in? Or do I stay far, far away and let the past stay in 2015 where it belongs?

• 17:38Hannah Berner?

  Hmm. Hmm. You love a reunion.

• 17:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, but I actually haven't been to one yet.

• 17:46Hannah Berner?

  Why?

• 17:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Because my 10 year was COVID.

• 17:50Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 17:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Which I wasn't actually gonna even go to my 10 year because I was like, I'm not where I want to be yet. I'm not where I need to be yet. So I was gonna go, my 15 is this year.

• 18:01Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually don't even know if they planned anything for it, but I will go. In your gut, you know. Like if your gut is saying, don't go, I wouldn't go. And if your gut is like, eh, like what's the worst that can happen? Then I would say go. Also, like everyone feels the exact same way.

• 18:18Hannah Berner?

  So.

• 18:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone's thinking the exact same thing you are.

• 18:22Hannah Berner?

  Everyone's just worried about themselves.

• 18:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 18:24Hannah Berner?

  Hey, also, there's so many variables to this. Some people had like really horrible high school experiences. If it's gonna bring all that back, don't go. Or is it a little exposure therapy to see people that like?

• 18:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:36Hannah Berner?

  You thought they were better than you and now, you know, they hate their children.

• 18:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 18:41Hannah Berner?

  And they are in a multiple, multiple level marketing schemes.

• 18:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:45Hannah Berner?

  Um, so it, it could be fun. And also like, it's just not that big a deal because you're not gonna see them for like another five years.

• 18:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And also remember, you can leave. Like you could literally walk in and be in there for a second, get through like the bouncer at the bar and turn around and leave.

• 19:05Hannah Berner?

  My thing is like if you're single, I have like a rom com in my head of you like seeing a guy that was like nerdy in high school. And now he's like, took his glasses off and now he has a jawline and you're like, wait, I've loved you this whole time. And he's like, you were nice to me when everyone else was mean to me. I just wrote a whole fucking movie there.

• 19:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, let's call Matthew McConaughey, I guess that sounds amazing.

• 19:26Hannah Berner?

  See, I love that. Oh yeah, because in the nineties, it was always the girls that were like nerdy and then got hot from taking off their glasses. I think we should reverse it.

• 19:34Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's like she was pretty while having glasses on, but anyway.

• 19:37Hannah Berner?

  Honestly, glasses don't make you ugly. Let's stop shaming people with glasses. Now it's cool.

• 19:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:42Hannah Berner?

  Now Paige and I wear glasses for press appearances that we have to get respect in. I went to like a sketchy New York City high school who like, there's like a Facebook page somewhere that occasionally they're like, hey, we're all getting together in this loft somewhere. And I'm like.

• 19:56Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so New York City.

• 19:59Hannah Berner?

  They'll be like, oh yeah, someone's garage is open and one of the guys is gonna be like DJing.

• 20:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Ours is always at a bar with a like named Saloon in it, you know?

• 20:10Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 20:11Paige DeSorbo?

  So I think trust your gut.

• 20:13Hannah Berner?

  Trust your gut. And if you don't go, it's not a big deal.

• 20:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Not a big deal at all.

• 20:18Hannah Berner?

  We love not going to things.

• 20:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:20Hannah Berner?

  And we've never missed out on anything.

• 20:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and I've never had FOMO.

• 20:22Hannah Berner?

  Never. Thank you Duncan for fueling all this chaos, but great questions and keeping us refreshed because it's hot out today.

• 20:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't forget to share all your summer fun with us at gigglysummer.com.

• 20:34Hannah Berner?

  And you have a chance to win some really cute Duncan Giggly merch.

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